1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,310 Hey, Charlie, check this out. 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,579 Here's something nobody has ever seen before. 3 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,615 Gabe is brushing his hair. 4 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:20,054 Do you have to videotape everything we do? 5 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:22,590 This isn't a reality show. 6 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,526 Oh, I know it's not reality without being asked.ower 7 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,364 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK YOU LIKE SOMEONE. 8 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,800 WHAT IF I DO? NO BIG DEAL. 9 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,536 ARE YOU KIDDING? YOUR FIRST CRUSH IS A HUGE DEAL. 10 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:38,072 LOOK, SHE IS A GIRL. I'M A GUY. 11 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,573 THESE THINGS HAPPEN EVERY DAY. 12 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,309 NOT TO YOU. 13 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,444 I KNOW. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 14 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:47,315 HEY, KIDS, COME ON, LET'S GO. 15 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,517 P.J. HONEY, CAN YOU WATCH CHARLIE AFTER SCHOOL? 16 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,219 I HAVE TO WORK. 17 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:52,453 I CAN'T. I'M WORKING TOO. 18 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,422 I CAN TAKE CHARLIE WITH ME IF YOU WANT. 19 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,590 YOU WANT TO HELP YOUR BIG BROTHER DELIVER CHICKEN? 20 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,492 OR YOU COULD COME TO THE HOSPITAL 21 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:01,295 AND HELP MOMMY CHANGE BEDPANS. 22 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:04,398 YOU TAKE HER. 23 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:07,368 GABE, ARE YOU WEARING AFTERSHAVE? 24 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,602 A LITTLE. 25 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,538 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU'RE NOT SHAVING YET. 26 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,641 AS LONG AS WE'RE BEING LOGICAL, WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE A COMB? 27 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,545 GET IN THE CAR. 28 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,248 ( rock music playing ) 29 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,849 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 30 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,384 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 31 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,187 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 32 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,189 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 33 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,191 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 34 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:32,560 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:36,164 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 36 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:39,233 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 37 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,369 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 38 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,137 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 39 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,873 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 40 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:48,176 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 41 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,510 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 42 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,413 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 43 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,915 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 44 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,286 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 45 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:02,390 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 46 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,460 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 47 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,541 Gabe's voice: OKAY, THIS IS MY CHANCE. 48 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,443 DON'T BLOW IT. 49 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,284 SAY SOMETHING TO HER. 50 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,586 H-H-HI, KIT. 51 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,189 HELLLLOOO, KIT! 52 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:37,691 YO YO YO, KIT! 53 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,432 MY MOUTH'S SO DRY. 54 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,666 I NEED JUICE. 55 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,646 IT'S JUICE. THIS IS NOT PEE. 56 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,787 THAT WENT WELL. 57 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,661 ( doorbell rings ) 58 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,235 IS YOUR SISTER HOME? 59 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,570 YES. 60 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,510 WHO WAS THAT? 61 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,212 MRS. DABNEY WITH HER STUPID QUESTIONS. 62 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,549 ( doorbell rings ) 63 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,722 I HAVE A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION-- 64 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,559 MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR SISTER? 65 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,661 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MRS. DABNEY? 66 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,663 I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS 67 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,665 AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D BE KIND ENOUGH 68 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,534 TO LOOK AFTER MY CAT CABOODLE. 69 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,669 OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M AWFULLY BUSY. 70 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,671 I'LL PAY YOU $20 A DAY. 71 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,640 MY SCHEDULE JUST OPENED UP. 72 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,575 MM-HMM. 73 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,578 - I CAN TRUST YOU, RIGHT? - OF COURSE. 74 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:08,649 YOU DO SEEM TO BE THE LEAST DISTURBED OF ALL THE DUNCAN KIDS. 75 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:13,053 WHAT AN ALMOST SWEET THING TO SAY. 76 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,389 YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT CABOODLE 77 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,325 IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME. 78 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,726 HOW'S MR. DABNEY DOING? 79 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,362 LIKE I SAID, LOVE THAT CABOODLE. 80 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,838 - ( rings doorbell ) - Woman: WHO IS IT? 81 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,706 KWIKKI CHIKKI. 82 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:36,377 - OH, HELLO. - HI, IT'S $21.07. 83 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,812 OH, OKAY. WHO IS THIS CUTIE PIE? 84 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:42,082 I'M P.J. 85 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,752 I MEANT THE OTHER CUTIE PIE. 86 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,688 OH, THIS IS CHARLIE. SHE'S MY BABY SISTER. 87 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,090 WHY, ISN'T SHE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD? 88 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,627 YEAH, MY MOM'S AT THE HOSPITAL, SO I'M LOOKING AFTER HER. 89 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,330 OH, YOU POOR DEAR. 90 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,731 KEEP THE CHANGE. 91 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,833 ARE YOU SURE? THIS IS ALMOST A $20 TIP. 92 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,869 OH, YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO, 93 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,672 WHAT WITH YOUR MOM BEING IN THE HOSPITAL AND ALL. 94 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,541 OH, YOU THINK MY MOM IS IN-- 95 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:12,713 I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. IT'S BEEN HARD. 96 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,416 ENJOY YOUR CHICKEN. 97 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:21,655 CHARLIE, WELCOME TO THE CHICKEN DELIVERY BUSINESS. 98 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,629 GIVE HIM DRY FOOD TWICE A DAY 99 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,764 AND MAKE SURE HIS WATER BOWL IS ALWAYS FILLED. 100 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,734 OH, AND MY SISTER VIRGINIA IS COMING BY LATER FOR A PLAY DATE. 101 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,837 YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A PLAY DATE WITH YOUR SISTER? 102 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,740 NOT YOU-- CABOODLE. 103 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,909 VIRGINIA BRINGS HER CAT STANLEY OVER. 104 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,777 WHAT A RIDICULOUS NAME FOR A CAT. 105 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:46,680 - CABOODLE? - STANLEY. 106 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,751 OH, I SHOULD GO. 107 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,387 BUT SO MY LITTLE CABOODIE WON'T MAKE A SCENE, 108 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,655 YOU NEED TO DISTRACT HIM. 109 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,790 SHOULD I PRETEND TO BE A MOUSE? 110 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,759 YES. 111 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,762 - I WAS JOKING. - I WASN'T. 112 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,432 - THE CAT SEEMS FINE TO ME. - I'M PAYING YOU. 113 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,700 NOW PUT HIM DOWN AND ACT LIKE A MOUSE. 114 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,541 SQUEAK SQUEAK. 115 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,943 YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. BARE YOUR TEETH, WIGGLE YOUR NOSE 116 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,746 AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE EATING A PIECE OF CHEESE. 117 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,853 NOW KEEP DOING THAT FOR 20 MINUTES, 118 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:29,557 AND HE SHOULD BE FINE. GOODBYE, MY CABOODLE. 119 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:37,698 TEDDY HONEY, DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING? 120 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,733 ONLY MY DIGNITY. 121 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,775 MOM, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH SOMETHING? 122 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,777 SURE, HONEY. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 123 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,712 WELL, I HAVE THIS FRIEND 124 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,781 AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS. 125 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:57,451 DOES THIS FRIEND HAVE A NAME? 126 00:06:57,485 --> 00:07:00,721 NO-ORMAN. 127 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,724 NO-ORMAN. 128 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,793 THAT'S AN ODD NAME. 129 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:09,897 WELL, I THINK HE'S FROM NO-ORWAY. 130 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:13,867 GABE HONEY, I'M YOUR MOM. 131 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,869 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED 132 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,606 ABOUT TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR FIRST CRUSHY-WUSHY. 133 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,808 I'M JUST GONNA GO LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET. 134 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,810 NO NO NO, IT'S OKAY. 135 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,812 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 136 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:28,215 OKAY, SO WHAT HAVE YOU SAID TO HER SO FAR? 137 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,917 UM, I SAID, 138 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,986 "THAT WAS JUICE, NOT PEE." 139 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,988 AND THEN SHE WALKED AWAY. 140 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,858 OH, NO-ORMAN. 141 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,028 EVERY TIME I GET NEAR HER, 142 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,764 MY HEART STARTS POUNDING, MY HANDS GET ALL SWEATY 143 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,499 AND I CAN'T SPEAK. 144 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,968 OH, YOU'VE GOT IT BAD. 145 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,939 I REMEMBER MY FIRST CRUSH. 146 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,507 WAS IT DAD? 147 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:56,610 SURE, WHY NOT? 148 00:07:56,644 --> 00:08:00,581 SO WHAT DO I DO? HOW DO I TALK TO HER? 149 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:03,016 WELL, WHEN YOU START TO GET A LITTLE NERVOUS, 150 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:06,954 JUST ASK HER QUESTIONS. LET HER DO THE TALKING. 151 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,822 FIND THINGS YOU HAVE IN COMMON. 152 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:12,526 SO JUST ASK HER STUFF AND LISTEN TO THE ANSWERS? 153 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,694 THAT SOUNDS EASY. 154 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:14,828 SURE. 155 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:17,665 RELATIONSHIPS ARE A PIECE OF CAKE. 156 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,967 THAT'S WHY MARRIED PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SO HAPPY. 157 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,807 DID DAD EVER GET NERVOUS TALKING TO YOU? 158 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,809 OH, WHEN YOUR DAD AND I FIRST STARTED DATING 159 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,944 WE DIDN'T DO A LOT OF TALKING. MOSTLY WE JUST-- 160 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,080 JUST WHAT? 161 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,754 PLAYED CHECKERS-- 162 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:43,591 LOTS AND LOTS OF CHECKERS. 163 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:54,568 - P.J.: HEY, DAD. - HEY. 164 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:58,972 YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF CHARLIE TOMORROW AFTERNOON, RIGHT? 165 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,974 I BELIEVE I AM. 166 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,844 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING MAYBE SHE SHOULD COME TO WORK WITH ME. 167 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,112 WHY? 168 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:08,649 BECAUSE I FEEL I DIDN'T DO ENOUGH TO HELP OUT 169 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,050 WHEN TEDDY AND GABE WERE BABIES. 170 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,086 ENOUGH? YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 171 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,790 I KNOW. 172 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,792 AND IT HAUNTS ME. 173 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,694 IT HAUNTS YOU? 174 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,696 YES. 175 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,966 THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU WITH CHARLIE. 176 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,068 OKAY. 177 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,971 LOVE YOU, DAD. 178 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:38,011 OH, THAT BOY'S UP TO SOMETHING. 179 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,614 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET INTO THIS. 180 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,983 EH, HE'S ALL THE WAY UPSTAIRS. 181 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,700 Gabe's voice: LISTEN AND FIND THINGS IN COMMON. 182 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,735 LISTEN AND FIND THINGS IN COMMON. 183 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:08,041 - HI. - HI. 184 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,047 TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. 185 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,083 WHY? 186 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,418 I MEAN, ONLY IF YOU WANT TO. 187 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,721 OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 188 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,090 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. 189 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,125 OH, THE FAMILY. 190 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,728 ACTUALLY THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL. I'M AN ONLY CHILD. 191 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,997 ME TOO. 192 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,699 COOL. 193 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,066 WHAT ELSE? 194 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,736 WELL, MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED. 195 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,705 MINE TOO. 196 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,207 - WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? - WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH? 197 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,076 - MY MOM. - ME TOO. 198 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,145 WOW, WE REALLY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 199 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:49,049 YOU KNOW, I HAD A FEELING WE MIGHT. 200 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,685 WANT HALF OF A PEANUT-BUTTER SANDWICH? 201 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,821 NO, THANKS. I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS. 202 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,223 ME TOO. 203 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,770 YOU DON'T DO MUCH, DO YOU? 204 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:14,207 HEY HEY, CATCH. 205 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:18,278 OR STAY. 206 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,750 GOOD CAT. 207 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,185 ( doorbell rings ) 208 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,725 MRS. DABNEY, WHY ARE YOU BACK HERE? 209 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,094 OH, I'M NOT ESTELLE. I'M HER SISTER VIRGINIA. 210 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,965 WOW, YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE MRS. DABNEY. 211 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:42,169 EXCEPT FOR MY LAUGH LINES. ESTELLE DOESN'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE. 212 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,106 GABE, THIS IS MRS. DABNEY'S TWIN SISTER VIRGINIA. 213 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,008 THIS IS MY BROTHER GABE. 214 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,043 OH, YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE LITTLE BOY. 215 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,278 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CANDY? 216 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:55,015 ONLY IF YOU EAT ONE FIRST. 217 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,084 YOU'RE AS CUTE AS THE DICKENS. 218 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,286 OKAY, THIS IS DANG FREAKY. 219 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,122 OKAY, STANLEY. 220 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,958 LET'S GO PLAY WITH CABOODLE. 221 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,196 HERE WE GO. 222 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,103 - UH-OH. - WHAT'S WRONG? 223 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,206 CABOODLE ALWAYS GETS EXCITED WHEN STANLEY ARRIVES. 224 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,542 HE'S JUST BEEN LYING ON THE COUCH ALL DAY. DO YOU THINK HE'S SICK? 225 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,545 YOU'D BETTER HOPE NOT. I'D HATE TO BE IN YOUR SHOES 226 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,547 IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MY SISTER'S BABY. 227 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,217 WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. SHE'D UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT? 228 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,286 OH, YEAH. SHE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING. 229 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,226 COME ON, CABOODLE, PERK UP. 230 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,328 THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. 231 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,562 OH, I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP-- 232 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,866 MR. MOUSE, RIGHT? 233 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,936 THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD EITHER. 234 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,848 THE WHOLE FAMILY'S PITCHING IN TO HELP OUT WITH CHARLIE, 235 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:04,317 BECAUSE MY MOM'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 236 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,789 THANK YOU. 237 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,893 AND THANK YOU. 238 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,899 USED TO BE HER HALLOWEEN COSTUME, 239 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,367 BUT WITH MOM IN THE HOSPITAL, 240 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,836 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY HER A WINTER COAT-- 241 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,240 A NEW WINTER COAT. 242 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,615 - IS YOUR MOM ANY BETTER? - THE SAME, 243 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,251 BUT WE'RE TRYING TO BE BRAVE. 244 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,954 YOU POOR THING. 245 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,622 AWW. 246 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,925 IT'S HARDEST ON THE LITTLE ONES. 247 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,227 WHENEVER WE VISIT MOM IN THE HOSPITAL, 248 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,896 CHARLIE DOES THIS. 249 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,965 MAMA MAMA MAMA. 250 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,967 WARREN, GET OUT HERE! 251 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,136 AND BRING YOUR WALLET! 252 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,078 THANKS FOR COMING ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE, DR. TUSHY. 253 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:08,381 IT'S PRONOUNCED "TUSHY." YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME. 254 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:12,119 CABOODLE DABNEY IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PATIENTS. 255 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:15,155 I DIDN'T KNOW VETERINARIANS MADE HOUSE CALLS. 256 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,157 OH, THEY DON'T. I'M A THERAPIST. 257 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,426 A THERAPIST FOR CATS? 258 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,929 AND BIRDS. BUT NEVER AT THE SAME TIME. 259 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,031 YOU ONLY MAKE THAT MISTAKE ONCE. 260 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,437 UH-HUH. HUH. 261 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,275 OH. 262 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,643 ( sighs ) 263 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,079 SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH CABOODLE? 264 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,315 WELL, HIS AURA IS OFF. HIS CHAKRAS ARE OUT OF LINE. 265 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,052 HOW'S HIS POOP? 266 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,154 FINE. HOW'S YOURS? 267 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,223 WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL, 268 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,093 BUT SINCE YOU ASK, SUPER GOOD AND GETTING BETTER. 269 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,464 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE CAT, DR. TUSHY. 270 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,066 IT'S "TUSHY." 271 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,467 TUSHY. 272 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,203 - HUH-UH, TUSHY. - TUSHY? 273 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,239 TUSHY TUSHY TUSHY. 274 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,143 - DO YOU HAVE A FIRST NAME? - TISH. 275 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,979 TISH TUSHY? 276 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,180 "DOCTOR." 277 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:17,317 ANYWAY, CAN YOU FIX HIM? 278 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,421 NO. 279 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:25,092 BUT YOU CAN. CABOODLE IS FEELING ABANDONED. 280 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,494 HE NEEDS TO KNOW HE'S SAFE AND SECURE. 281 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,730 NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SEND HIM A THOUGHT 282 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,066 TO LET HIM KNOW YOU CARE. 283 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,102 CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM A SHOT OR--? 284 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,437 SEND HIM A THOUGHT. 285 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,407 SEND HIM A THOUGHT. SEND HIM A THOUGHT. 286 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,042 DO YOU HAVE A THOUGHT? 287 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,144 OH, I'M HAVING A FEW OF THEM. 288 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,552 ( doorbell rings ) 289 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,227 - KIT. - HI, GABE. 290 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,762 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I TOLD MY MOM ALL ABOUT YOU 291 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,764 AND WE JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. 292 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,001 YEAH, IT IS SO WONDERFUL THAT KIT MET SOMEONE 293 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,769 WITH A FAMILY JUST LIKE OURS. 294 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,139 OKAY. 295 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,007 DO YOU MIND IF WE COME IN? 296 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,143 YEAH, SURE, I GUESS. 297 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,178 OKAY. 298 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,551 YOU KNOW, I'LL ACTUALLY BE RIGHT BACK. 299 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,086 OKAY. 300 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,524 I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 301 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:36,163 I'M READJUSTING CABOODLE'S AURA. DUH. 302 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,265 - I'M IN BIG TROUBLE. - WHAT'S WRONG? 303 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,234 - THE GIRL I LIKE IS HERE WITH HER MOM. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 304 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,236 I TOLD HER MOM AND DAD ARE DIVORCED 305 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,039 AND I'M AN ONLY CHILD. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 306 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,408 OKAY, THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO IS CALM DOWN. 307 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,411 YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY IS UPSETTING THE CAT. 308 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,380 YOU GOTTA HELP ME. 309 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,282 OKAY, RELAX, 310 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,185 OR LATER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE WITH YOUR POOP. 311 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,552 TEDDY. 312 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,454 FINE, I'LL GO AND GET RID OF THEM. 313 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,190 WAIT, THEY CAN'T KNOW YOU'RE MY SISTER. 314 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:07,060 RIGHT, SO I WILL BE SOMEBODY ELSE. 315 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:12,332 HI, I'M TEDDY, THE HOUSEKEEPER. SEE? 316 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,168 HI, I'M DANA. THIS IS KIT. 317 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,204 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A CAT? 318 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:21,108 BECAUSE IN MY COUNTRY WE HAVE A SAYING 319 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,244 "THE HOUSE LOOKS ITS BEST WHEN A CAT'S 320 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,246 ON YOUR CHEST." 321 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,216 WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT? 322 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,351 CANADA. 323 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:35,488 MRS. DUNCAN ISN'T HOME AND I HAVE A HOUSE TO CLEAN, 324 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,225 SO AS WE SAY IN MY COUNTRY, "OOT." 325 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,859 "OOT OOT." 326 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,628 OKAY, COULD YOU JUST TELL HER WE STOPPED BY? 327 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,230 YOU BETCHA. 328 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,832 HEY, EVERYBODY. 329 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,435 - WHO'S THAT? - THAT'S THE CHICKEN DELIVERY GUY. 330 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,371 - DUDE, WHAT'S WITH THE CAT? - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 331 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,274 AND DON'T CALL ME "DUDE," CHICKEN DELIVERY GUY. 332 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,510 NOW COME OUT TO THE PORCH 333 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,180 WHERE I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO USE A DOORBELL. 334 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,550 YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHICKEN. 335 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,220 HE'S JUST HERE TO TAKE OUR ORDER. 336 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,189 THEN ANOTHER GUY COMES AND DELIVERS IT. 337 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,259 IT'S NOT A GOOD SYSTEM. 338 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,262 I'M THE CHICKEN DELIVERY GUY. 339 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,197 SEE? 340 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,167 THAT IS SUCH AN ADORABLE BABY. IS SHE--? 341 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,402 PART OF THE PROMOTION. RIGHT, P.J., 342 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,404 WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE YOUR NAME? 343 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,473 THAT'S RIGHT. A PROMOTION. 344 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,475 KWIKKI CHIKKI IS INTRODUCING 345 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,244 BABY BACK RIBS. 346 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,880 AND THEY MAKE YOU CARRY AROUND A BABY? 347 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,882 THAT COMES FROM CORPORATE. 348 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,452 THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT IN THE FIELD. 349 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,457 LOOK WHO'S HERE. WHO IS HERE? 350 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:48,261 - HI, I'M BOB. - THE EXTERMINATOR. 351 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,463 YEAH, I'M A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT. WHY ARE YOU WEARING A CAT? 352 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,533 OH, FORGET THE CAT. THERE IS A SKUNK IN THE BACKYARD 353 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,536 AND I DEMAND YOU GO EXTERMINATE IT RIGHT NOW. 354 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,472 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SKUNKS DON'T COME OUT DURING THE DAY. 355 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,708 WELL, THEN GO OUT AND TELL HIM THAT. 356 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,511 SORRY ABOUT THAT. HE DOES GOOD WORK, BUT HE'S A LITTLE CHATTY. 357 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,714 MOM? NO! 358 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,317 WELL, HELLO TO YOU TOO. 359 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,320 - HELLO. - HI, I'M DANA. I'M KIT'S MOM. 360 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,522 - I'M AMY. - THIS BABY IS SO CUTE. 361 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,224 ISN'T SHE? 362 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,627 SHE SURE MAKES ME WANT SOME BABY BACK RIBS. 363 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,364 BEG PARDON? 364 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,699 - NO SKUNK BACK THERE. OH, HEY, SWEETIE. - HEY. 365 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,569 WOW, YOU'RE VERY FRIENDLY WITH THE EXTERMINATOR. 366 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,604 I DO SLEEP NEXT TO HIM EVERY NIGHT. 367 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,973 - I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND. - SHE'S GOT A WHAT? 368 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,975 THE EXTERMINATOR IS YOUR BOYFRIEND. 369 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,677 THE EXTERMINATOR IS MY HUSBAND. 370 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,347 - SO YOU REMARRIED? - I WAS NEVER DIVORCED. 371 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,614 WELL, KIT TOLD ME YOU WERE. 372 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,516 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GABE TOLD ME. 373 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,658 I MAY HAVE TOLD A TEENY LITTLE LIE. 374 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,363 SORRY. I JUST WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME. 375 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,631 GABE, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME THE TRUTH. 376 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,633 I KNOW. AND I PROMISE, 377 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,569 FROM NOW ON I'LL ALWAYS BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU. 378 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,372 - I'M BACK. - NOW WHO'S THIS? 379 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,241 THAT'S EITHER VIRGINIA WHO'S NICE AND GIVES OUT CANDY 380 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,343 OR MRS. DABNEY-- HER EVIL TWIN. 381 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,679 WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 382 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:23,256 Well, Charlie, the good news is Caboodle's fine. 383 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,259 Turns out all he needed was a trip to the litter box. 384 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,662 But the bad news is Gabe's romance with Kit is over. 385 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:33,533 Well, the good news is I don't have to shower anymore. 386 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,403 That's really good news. 387 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,572 So if your brother Gabe goes to give you a hug, 388 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,542 well, good luck, Charlie. 389 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,345 Don't worry. That won't happen. 390 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:51,284 HEY, MOM, CHARLIE AND I HAVE TO WORK A DOUBLE TOMORROW. 391 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:54,587 WHAT? WHY DO YOU KEEP TAKING CHARLIE TO WORK? 392 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:58,057 BECAUSE I LOVE HER. 393 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,659 ( doorbell rings ) 394 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:04,364 NOBODY? 395 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:14,707 - MAY I HELP YOU? - I JUST WANTED TO DROP OFF THIS CASSEROLE. 396 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,409 EXCUSE ME? 397 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,512 WELL, WITH P.J.'S MOM BEING IN THE HOSPITAL 398 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:23,850 AND HIM PRACTICALLY HAVING TO RAISE CHARLIE ON HIS OWN-- 399 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,853 IT'S JUST SO SAD. 400 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,855 YOU THINK-- 401 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,891 GOSH, THAT SMELLS GOOD. 402 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,529 IT IS SAD. 403 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:39,899 - I FIND WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN NEED-- - THANK YOU. 404 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,902 KIDS, DINNER'S READY. 405 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,520 - ( doorbell rings ) - IT'S OPEN. 406 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,891 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE? 407 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,464 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE? 408 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,099 FIVE IN ALL. 409 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,535 WE'RE THE WORLD-FAMOUS QUINTS OF SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN. 410 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,770 WE WERE THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF 1958. 411 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:21,541 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY REUNION. 412 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,710 - WHAT HAPPENED? - ESTELLE KICKED US OUT. 413 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,645 THAT WOMAN'S NOT RIGHT. 414 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,714 TELL ME ABOUT IT.