1 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,115 - CRACKER. - YES. 2 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,217 PICKLE, DILL. 3 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,586 GOOD. AND? 4 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,454 COTTAGE CHEESE, 5 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,790 LOW FAT, SMALL CURD, 6 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:26,094 A TOUCH OF FUZZ. 7 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,495 EXPIRATION DATE? 8 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,197 THREE WEEKS AGO. 9 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:32,166 - AMAZING. - YES! 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,103 WHAT'S GOING ON? 11 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,804 WE'RE PLAYING "GUESS THAT SNACK." 12 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:38,806 AND NEXT YEAR YOU CAN VOTE. 13 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:42,176 HEY, LISTEN, P.J., I RAN INTO A FRIEND OF MINE TODAY. 14 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,844 HE'S OPENING UP A NEW CHICKEN RESTAURANT 15 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,813 AND HE NEEDS A DELIVERY GUY. 16 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,148 DAD, YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB. 17 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:49,150 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU. 18 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:52,253 OH, THANKS, BUT I'M ALREADY BOOKED SOLID 19 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:55,223 BETWEEN THE SCHOOL, THE BAND, OUR SNACKING COMPETITIONS. 20 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:58,626 I CAN'T DO IT ALL. I'M JUST ONE GUY. 21 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:02,330 ONE GUY WHO DELIVERS CHICKEN. HERE'S THE NUMBER. 22 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:05,199 HEY, EMMETT, IF YOU WANT, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET YOU A JOB TOO. 23 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,235 OH, NO, THANKS, MR. D. I ALREADY GOT A JOB. 24 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:11,239 - DOING WHAT? - MY DAD PAYS ME TO STAY OUT OF THE HOUSE. 25 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,241 WORKING RIGHT NOW. 26 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,444 ( rock music playing ) 27 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,246 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 28 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,580 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 29 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:22,216 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 30 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,385 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 31 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,220 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 32 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:29,123 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 33 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:32,193 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 34 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:35,396 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 35 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,398 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 36 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,333 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 37 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:42,270 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 38 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,205 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 39 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,673 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 40 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,609 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 41 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:51,279 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 42 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:54,482 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 43 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:58,586 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 44 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,590 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 45 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,333 Hey, Charlie, I want to show you something pretty adorable. 46 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:15,403 You and Mommy are doing yoga together. 47 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,340 Okay, Charlie, this next move 48 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,475 is called The Warrior. 49 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,177 ( flatulence ) 50 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:26,314 Charlie. 51 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:29,417 Mom likes to blame her farts on other people, 52 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,452 but we love her anyway. 53 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:35,323 Uh, excuse me, Mom doesn't fart, no. 54 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:38,592 She toots. 55 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,762 That was quite a toot you just cut. 56 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,467 HEY, HONEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL? 57 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,669 GOOD. 58 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,375 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HAT LIKE THAT? 59 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,744 OH, NO REASON. IT'S HOW I ROLL. 60 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,748 OH MY GOSH, GABE, WHAT HAPPENED? 61 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,384 CHARLIE AND I WERE PLAYING PATTYCAKE 62 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,952 AND THINGS WENT BAD. 63 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,455 WHO DID THIS TO YOU? 64 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,558 THIS NEW KID IN MY CLASS-- JO SOMETHING. 65 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:13,627 POOR THING. WHY DO THE BIG KIDS ALWAYS PICK ON THE LITTLE KIDS? 66 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,763 ISN'T THAT THE ICE PACK DAD PUTS ON HIS BUTT? 67 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,266 EWW. 68 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,769 ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S THAT ONE. 69 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,472 EWW. 70 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,607 WHAT ABOUT BROCCOLI? DAD HATES BROCCOLI. 71 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,276 WHICH IS WHY HE'D USE IT ON HIS-- 72 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,477 EWW! 73 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,579 OH, NO. 74 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,514 IS DAD'S BUTT ACTING UP AGAIN? 75 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,421 ( rings doorbell ) 76 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:43,357 - Woman: WHO IS IT? - KWIKKI CHIKKI, 77 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:46,427 WHERE EVERY PIECE OF CHICKEN IS GRILLED WITH LOVE. 78 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,662 HI. 79 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:51,499 ( dramatic music playing ) 80 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,309 HELLO? 81 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:38,579 UH, HERE YOU GO. 82 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,682 THANKS. 83 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,784 KEEP THE CHANGE. 84 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,586 ENJOY YOUR KWIKKI CHIKKI. 85 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,360 I THINK I WAS JUST GRILLED WITH LOVE. 86 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,838 WOULD YOU MIND ANSWERING A FEW QUESTIONS 87 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,674 FOR A CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SURVEY? 88 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,609 OKAY. 89 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,478 DID YOU FIND KWIKKI CHIKKI SERVICE 90 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,446 TO BE GOOD, REALLY GOOD OR SUPER GOOD? 91 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,582 REALLY GOOD. 92 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:18,519 IF A GOOD-LOOKING KWIKKI CHIKKI DELIVERY DUDE ASKED YOU ON A DATE, 93 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:21,622 WOULD HIS CHANCES BE GOOD, REALLY GOOD OR SUPER GOOD? 94 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,525 COULD YOU TAKE OFF THAT CAP FOR A SECOND? 95 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,398 SUPER GOOD. 96 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,109 FREEZE. 97 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,378 BACK IT UP AND BRING IT HERE. 98 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:52,553 OH, GABE, AGAIN? 99 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,821 YES, AGAIN. 100 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,789 WELL, DID YOU AT LEAST HIT HIM BACK THIS TIME? 101 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,591 I CAN'T DO THAT. 102 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,527 WHY NOT? YOU GOTTA TAKE THIS BULLY DOWN, 103 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,662 GIVE HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE. 104 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,930 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET HIM TO STOP. 105 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,666 JUST LET ME HANDLE IT. 106 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,601 ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 107 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,936 IF YOU WON'T DO IT, THEN I WILL. 108 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,505 I WILL SCHOOL THIS KID TEDDY-STYLE. 109 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,574 WHOO! 110 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,376 WHOA, I NEED A MANICURE. 111 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,585 HEY, P.J., EMMETT'S CALLED A FEW TIMES. 112 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:27,521 YEAH, I'LL CALL HIM LATER. OH, DAD, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU 113 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:31,492 MY GIRLFRIEND-- I LOVE SAYING THAT-- 114 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,694 SHE TOLD ME SOMETHING INTERESTING. 115 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,430 SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALREADY? YOU'VE HAD ONE DATE. 116 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,432 ONE AMAZING DATE. 117 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:41,201 ONE AWESOME, MAGICAL, FUN-- 118 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,704 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 119 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,607 - WHO? - YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 120 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,643 I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SAY IT TOO. 121 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,712 SHE SAID HER MOM AND YOU KNOW EACH OTHER. 122 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,647 HER NAME USED TO BE KATHERINE DAVIS. 123 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,450 KATHERINE DAVIS? 124 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,719 UM... 125 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,188 THAT'S NOT RINGING A BELL. 126 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,857 BOY, I'D SURE LIKE TO SEE YOUR REACTION 127 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:06,627 WHEN SOMEONE DOES RING A BELL. 128 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,529 WHO IS SHE? 129 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:13,701 SHE'S THE LAST GIRL I DATED BEFORE YOU. 130 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:16,670 I'M DATING YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND'S DAUGHTER? 131 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,839 I HOPE THAT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM FOR ME. 132 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,875 SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE FOR ME. 133 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:25,646 I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT HER, BOB. 134 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,916 OH, LOOK, DID I DATE A LOT OF GIRLS BEFORE YOU? 135 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,751 YES, SURE. 136 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,720 DID I LEAVE A TRAIL OF BROKEN HEARTS? 137 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,856 ABSOLUTELY. 138 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,759 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS ALL WORTH IT 139 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,662 BECAUSE I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST. 140 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,031 OH. 141 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,934 ME TOO. 142 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,804 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM. 143 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,682 ( phone rings ) 144 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,584 EH. 145 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,656 YOU DID NOT JUST SEND ME TO VOICEMAIL. 146 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,658 SORRY. 147 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,660 I'M EXPECTING A CALL FROM MY GIRLFRIEND. 148 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,895 YOU'VE BEEN DODGING MY CALLS ALL DAY. 149 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:18,298 HEY, GOOD NEWS, EMMETT. WE JUST PUT IN A DOORBELL. 150 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,701 - WHAT WERE YOU CALLING ABOUT? - TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT. 151 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,270 WISH I COULD, BUT I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW. 152 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,739 ( phone rings ) 153 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:29,042 HEY, GIRLFRIEND. 154 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,044 NO, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. 155 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:34,815 YEAH, OF COURSE I CAN COME OVER. 156 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,651 YOU WANT TO HANG OUT, MR. D? 157 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,653 WE COULD PLAY "GUESS THAT SNACK." 158 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,823 I BROUGHT MY BLINDFOLD. 159 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,961 ( bell ringing ) 160 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,299 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 161 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,702 - BROUGHT YOU LUNCH. - I ALREADY HAVE MY LUNCH. 162 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:58,005 WELL, GIVE THIS TO THE NERDY KID WHO DOES YOUR HOMEWORK-- YAY! 163 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,576 - HEY, GABE. - HI, JO. 164 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:03,711 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 165 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:04,978 THAT'S JO? 166 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,715 GOTTA GO. 167 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,950 YOU'RE THE KID WHO'S BEEN POUNDING MY BROTHER? 168 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,719 BUT YOU'RE A GIRL. 169 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,987 YES, AND THAT'S A CHAIR. AND THAT'S A BOOK. 170 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,989 ARE WE DONE NOW? 171 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,726 HAVE A SEAT, JO. YOU AND ME ARE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 172 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,629 ( clears throat ) OKAY. 173 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:25,833 JO, I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M NOT HAPPY. 174 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:29,002 AND DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M NOT HAPPY? 175 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,938 NO, BUT I BET YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME. 176 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,807 OH, YES. I'M NOT HAPPY 177 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,143 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN BULLYING MY BROTHER. 178 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,612 HE'S A BOY, SO HE CAN'T HIT BACK. 179 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,749 BUT I'M NOT A BOY. 180 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,751 YOU DON'T SCARE ME. 181 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,619 REALLY? WELL, 182 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,388 DO I SCARE YOU NOW? 183 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,890 NO. 184 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,024 FAIR ENOUGH. 185 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,926 HOW ABOUT NOW? 186 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,902 I CAN DO THAT WITH PENS. 187 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,172 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE, 188 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,876 OR THE NEXT THING THAT GETS SNAPPED WILL BE YOU. 189 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,911 NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE. 190 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,183 DOES GABE EVER TALK ABOUT ME? 191 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,185 EVER SINCE YOU GAVE HIM THAT FAT LIP, 192 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,187 HE'S HAD TROUBLE TALKING ABOUT ANYONE. 193 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,790 DOES HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 194 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,825 NO, AND WHY WOULD YOU--? 195 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:28,061 WAIT A MINUTE. DO YOU LIKE GABE? 196 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,964 EWW, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 197 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,703 OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE. 198 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,915 OH, SO I HAD A CHAT WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIEND JO. 199 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,917 - DID SHE PUNCH YOU? - NO. 200 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,886 - KICK YOU? - NO. 201 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,790 OKAY, WELL, GET THIS-- TURNS OUT SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU. 202 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,092 SHE DOES? WHY DOES SHE KEEP HITTING ME? 203 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,963 WELL, SHE HAS TROUBLE EXPRESSING HER FEELINGS 204 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,965 AND THEN SHE GETS FRUSTRATED AND LASHES OUT. 205 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:09,002 SO I GET PUNCHED FOR BEING A HUNK? 206 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:12,105 YEP, THAT'S IT. 207 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:15,442 SHE REALLY SAID SHE LIKES ME? 208 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,044 WHOA, WAIT, DO YOU LIKE HER TOO? 209 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,679 EWW, THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING. 210 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,950 OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE. 211 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,155 ( doorbell rings ) 212 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,993 - HI, MR. DUNCAN. - HI, MADISON. 213 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,995 - P.J.'S DOWNSTAIRS. - THANKS. 214 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,064 - BOBBY. - KITTY-KAT. 215 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,766 ( both laugh ) 216 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:42,469 - LOOK AT YOU. - LOOK AT YOU. 217 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,471 LOOK AT ME. 218 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:49,176 HEY, HONEY. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET KITTY-- KATHERINE. 219 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,046 I'M MADISON'S MOM. 220 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,048 HI, I'M AMY, P.J.'S MOM 221 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,984 AND BOB'S FIRST WIFE. 222 00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,520 CAN YOU BELIEVE OUR KIDS ARE DATING EACH OTHER? 223 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,823 THAT'S A CRAZY TWIST, ISN'T IT? 224 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,927 WHOO! 225 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:11,098 WELL, I'VE GOT TO RUN. IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU 226 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,000 AND SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BOBBY. 227 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:16,203 YEAH. OKAY. 228 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,041 KITTY-KAT, HUH? 229 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,212 WELL, I COULD COME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU. 230 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,050 LIKE... 231 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,052 YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY FUNNY 232 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,555 'CAUSE I'M THINKING OF A LOT OF NICKNAMES FOR YOU. 233 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,826 ( playing loudly ) 234 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,799 - HI, BOYFRIEND. - HI, GIRLFRIEND. 235 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,067 HI, EMMETT. 236 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,069 GIRLFRIEND. 237 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,872 YOU GUYS ARE REHEARSING. SHOULD I COME BACK LATER? 238 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,841 - YES. - NO. 239 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,044 NO, WE'RE JUST FINISHING UP. 240 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,213 - AREN'T WE? - WE STARTED FIVE MINUTES AGO. 241 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,115 IT WAS A GOOD FIVE MINUTES. 242 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,051 I FEEL LIKE I'M INTRUDING. 243 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,920 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. - YES, YOU ARE. 244 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,556 I'LL BE UPSTAIRS. 245 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,961 OKAY, ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR-- 246 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,830 - NO, EMMETT, STOP. - WHAT? 247 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,899 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU WERE TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND. 248 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,101 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY SHE'S INTERRUPTING OUR REHEARSAL. 249 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,036 SHE HAS NO RESPECT FOR THE PROCESS. 250 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,572 WE DON'T HAVE A PROCESS. 251 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:29,109 - SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. - EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 252 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,845 WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU-- YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR THIS BAND? 253 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:35,015 THIS BAND WAS JUST A WAY TO GET GIRLS, 254 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,084 WHICH I DID. 255 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,086 FINE. 256 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,254 THEN THIS BAND IS THROUGH. 257 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,891 I'LL TAKE MY DRUMS AND GET OUT OF YOUR LIFE. 258 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,033 SOMEONE WILL BE BY TO COLLECT MY THINGS. 259 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:03,076 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 260 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,879 JUST THINKING. 261 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,414 P.J. AND THE VIBE BROKE UP TODAY. 262 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:12,152 OH, WELL, SON, IT'S HARD TO KEEP A BAND TOGETHER. 263 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,621 AND YOU GUYS DID HAVE SOME CHALLENGES, 264 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,025 MOST OF THEM MUSICAL. 265 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:22,129 WE'D STILL BE TOGETHER IF EMMETT WASN'T JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND. 266 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:26,433 SON, YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME WITH MADISON. 267 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,269 NOW DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT MAYBE EMMETT FEELS REJECTED? 268 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,204 BY MY GIRLFRIEND? 269 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,040 BY YOU. 270 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,174 BECAUSE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 271 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,945 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IGNORING HIM. 272 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,179 BECAUSE OF MY GIRLFRIEND. 273 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,315 P.J., I'M READY TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. 274 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,285 SON, YOU CAN'T LET A GIRL 275 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,454 COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND. 276 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,090 BUT MADISON'S SOFTER 277 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,092 AND SMELLS BETTER THAN EMMETT. 278 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,162 LOOK, TRUST ME ON THIS, OKAY? 279 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,030 I NEARLY MADE THE SAME MISTAKE 280 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,966 WHEN I WAS DATING MADISON'S MOM. 281 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,400 REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED? 282 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,469 KATHERINE WAS TOO CLINGY, 283 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,304 TOO DEMANDING. 284 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,173 SHE CAME BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS, 285 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,508 SO I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO-- 286 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,213 LET HER GO, 287 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,416 SAID GOODBYE, 288 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,519 NO MORE BOBBY LOVE FOR HER. 289 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,224 BOBBY LOVE? THAT'S WHAT SHE CALLED YOU? 290 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,227 OH, YOU KNOW IT. 291 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,998 UM, THAT ONE WE DON'T NEED TO SHARE WITH YOUR MOM. 292 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,474 THIS IS WEIRD. I DON'T USUALLY GET INVITED 293 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,476 TO PLAY DATES WITH THE KIDS I BEAT UP. 294 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,746 ABOUT THAT-- I TALKED TO GABE 295 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,249 AND TURNS OUT HE KINDS OF LIKES YOU TOO. 296 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,151 HE DOES? 297 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,252 WHY ARE YOU CLENCHING YOUR FIST? 298 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,454 I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING SOMEONE. 299 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,757 OKAY, WELL, WE NEED TO WORK ON HOW YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF WITH BOYS. 300 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,093 WHY DON'T WE TRY A LITTLE ROLE-PLAYING, OKAY? 301 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,095 - I'LL BE GABE. YOU'LL BE YOU. - OKAY. 302 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,098 SO LET'S PRETEND WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER AT SCHOOL. 303 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,034 - HI, JO. - HI, GABE. 304 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,336 I LIKE YOUR JACKET. 305 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,472 ( grunts ) 306 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,409 WELL, SOMEBODY KNOWS KARATE. 307 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,212 SORRY. IT WAS A REFLEX. 308 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:22,349 - LET ME TRY AGAIN. - OKAY, BUT THIS TIME 309 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,351 LET'S KEEP OUR HANDS TO OURSELVES, OKAY? 310 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,219 GOT IT. 311 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,221 OKAY. HI, JO. 312 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,289 HI, GABE. 313 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,324 WANT TO SIT WITH ME AT LUNCH? 314 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,194 YAH! 315 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,331 I SEE YOU FOUND A LOOPHOLE. 316 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,433 YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE FEET. 317 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,171 AND NOW YOU'VE LEARNED THE WORD "LOOPHOLE." 318 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,241 NOW TRY THIS TIME 319 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,278 WITH NO HANDS AND NO FEET 320 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,213 OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU COULD HIT ME WITH. 321 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,082 GOT IT. 322 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,283 HI, JO. YOU LOOK NICE. 323 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,255 VERY GOOD, JO. 324 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,491 YOU CLENCHED YOUR FIST AND THEN YOU UNCLENCHED. 325 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,226 THAT IS CALLED PROGRESS. 326 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,129 FEELS WEIRD WITHOUT HITTING, 327 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,798 - BUT I KIND OF LIKE IT. - ( door opens ) 328 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,334 WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 329 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,270 NO NO, IT'S OKAY. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 330 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,272 - RIGHT, JO? - RIGHT. 331 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,374 HEY, GABE. YOU LOOK NICE. 332 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,444 WHAT? 333 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,480 SHE GAVE YOU A COMPLIMENT. SAY SOMETHING NICE BACK. 334 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,583 UH... 335 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:35,088 YOUR HAIR LOOKS SOFTER THAN YOUR FISTS? 336 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:38,225 THANKS. 337 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,227 WHY DON'T YOU TWO HANG OUT FOR A WHILE? 338 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,229 I'LL BE UPSTAIRS TRYING TO DECIDE 339 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,265 IF I SHOULD APPLY ICE OR HEAT. 340 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,302 SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? 341 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,538 I LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS, 342 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,374 MIXED MARTIAL ARTS AND DOLLS. 343 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,410 - YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES? - WHAT DO YOU GOT? 344 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,512 - "GALAXY OF DEATH." - IS IT VIOLENT? 345 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,415 LEVEL TWO COMES WITH THE BARF BAGS. 346 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,385 IT'S REALLY FUN. 347 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,420 YOU HAD ME AT BARF BAG. 348 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,330 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 349 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,332 I'M BETWEEN DELIVERIES, 350 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,368 BUT I REALLY WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU. 351 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:25,338 FIRST, I'M LIKE TOTALLY PSYCHED THAT YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND. 352 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,674 GREAT. ANYTHING ELSE? 353 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,577 WELL, YEAH. I WAS JUST THINKING 354 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,513 THAT WE SHOULD BE SPENDING A LITTLE LESS TIME TOGETHER, 355 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,515 YOU KNOW, SO WE STILL HAVE TIME FOR FRIENDS. 356 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,417 WORKS FOR ME. 357 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,553 NOT STARTING RIGHT NOW. MADISON, WHAT'S GOING ON? 358 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,422 - NOTHING. - Man: GOTTA GET TO WORK, BABE. 359 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,558 - WHO'S THAT? - NOBODY. 360 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,560 SEE YOU LATER, BABE. 361 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,296 NICE HAT. 362 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,398 THANKS. 363 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,601 YOU TOO. 364 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,236 WHO WAS THAT? 365 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,538 JUST THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY. 366 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,574 REALLY? DON'T THEY USUALLY DELIVER PIZZAS 367 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,443 TO YOUR HOUSE, NOT FROM YOUR HOUSE? 368 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,711 I DON'T-- 369 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,214 AND DON'T THEY USUALLY NOT KISS THE CUSTOMERS 370 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,382 AND CALL THEM "BABE"? 371 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,418 YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH PIZZA PIRATE. 372 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,620 NO, ACTUALLY I WAS CHEATING ON PIZZA PIRATE 373 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,289 WITH KWIKKI CHIKKI. 374 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,326 THAT'S IT. WE'RE THROUGH. 375 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,328 ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 376 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:25,198 UNLESS YOU PROMISE NEVER TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 377 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,200 YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY BREAK UP. 378 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,402 HE GAVE ME A WHOLE BUNCH OF COUPONS. 379 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,517 GET OFF ME! HELP! OW! 380 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,719 JO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 381 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,356 THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF. 382 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,758 THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME LIKING GABE. 383 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,361 THIS IS ABOUT HIM CHEATING AT "GALAXY OF DEATH." 384 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,229 I DIDN'T CHEAT. 385 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,398 GET THIS WHACKO OFF ME! 386 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,601 COME ON, JO, GET OFF HIM. 387 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,503 LET GO. LET GO. 388 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,406 WHOA! 389 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,409 ( squeals ) 390 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,444 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? 391 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,522 Hey, Charlie. 392 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:26,526 Well, today was a bad day for the Duncan kids. 393 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:31,331 We learned that sometimes love hurts. 394 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:36,269 No kidding. Jo dislocated my shoulder. 395 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:39,472 Madison dislocated my heart. 396 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:43,543 Well, maybe love gets easier as we get older. 397 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,046 Honey, it's no Kitty-Kat, but at least it's a nickname. 398 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,549 Amy-potomus? 399 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,452 Well, when you say it like that... 400 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,689 Or maybe love never gets easier. 401 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,559 Then again, to figure that out.e 402 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,494 Good luck with that, Charlie. 403 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,831 ( doorbell rings ) 404 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,507 - HI. - HEARD ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP. 405 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,775 WHO TOLD YOU? 406 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,844 I SAW YOU CHANGE YOUR ONLINE STATUS 407 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:22,449 FROM "IN A RELATIONSHIP" TO "DUMPED." 408 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,518 BRING IT HERE. 409 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:29,322 IT HURTS SO MUCH. 410 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,691 I KNOW. EMMETT'S HERE. 411 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,494 LET IT OUT. 412 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:38,465 AND IGNORE MY LAST VOICEMAIL. 413 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:42,402 - WHAT? - NO NO NO NO. 414 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,745 HEY, GABE. NICE BACKPACK. 415 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,481 WHAT DO YOU WANT, JO? 416 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,484 I THINK I WAS PRETTY CLEAR. I WANT YOUR BACKPACK. 417 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,751 NO. 418 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:02,755 I'M SORRY, DID YOU JUST SAY NO? 419 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,824 YOU HEARD ME. 420 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,360 YOU'RE NOT BULLYING ME ANYMORE. 421 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,129 WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA SIC YOUR SISTER ON ME AGAIN? 422 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,764 I'M NOT AFRAID OF HER. 423 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,501 I HAVE MORE THAN ONE SISTER. 424 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:25,945 AND THAT'S AFTER ONLY ONE KARATE LESSON. 425 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:31,918 ( squeals ) 426 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,786 ( kick thuds )