1 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:11,279 Well, Charlie, today is a very special day. 2 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:14,615 - It's your first birthday! - ( cheering ) 3 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:19,220 The whole family's excited to celebrate. 4 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,821 Happy birthday, sweetie. 5 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:24,292 - I love you, baby girl. - You're the best. 6 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:27,295 I'm just here for the cake. 7 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:32,433 Well, four out of the five Duncans are excited. 8 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,369 OKAY, WHO WANTS TO GIVE CHARLIE 9 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,238 - HER FIRST PRESENT? - OH, I DO, I DO! 10 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,307 I THINK P.J. WANTS TO GO FIRST. 11 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:42,176 OKAY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID SHE NEEDED SOMETHING TO SLEEP IN? 12 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,245 WELL... 13 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,250 GET IT? P.J.'s PJs. 14 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:53,321 - PRETTY COOL, HUH, DAD? - YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT. 15 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:56,590 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THEM-- BECAUSE THERE WAS A TWO-FOR-ONE DEAL... 16 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,596 HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY, DAD. 17 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:08,102 BOY, THOSE ARE GONNA BE TOUGH TO REGIFT. 18 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:11,539 - YOUR TURN, GABE. - IT'S IN THE BROWN BAG ON THE TABLE. 19 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,143 OOOH, NICE PRESENTATION. 20 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,880 "DIE, ZOMBIES, DIE"? 21 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,151 HEY, YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO LEARN HOW TO KILL ZOMBIES. 22 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:28,256 - OKAY, I'M NEXT. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 23 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,124 SO PRETTY. 24 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:32,626 - ( babbles ) - OH, BABY. 25 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,528 TEDDY, THAT IS SO SWEET. 26 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:37,598 WELL, IT'S NO "DIE, ZOMBIES, DIE." 27 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,401 HEY, THAT'S THE PICTURE WE TOOK THE DAY CHARLIE WAS BORN. 28 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,271 - WHAT A CRAZY DAY, HUH? - IT DIDN'T START OUT THAT WAY. 29 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:47,508 I REMEMBER HOW EXCITED I WAS TO BE CARRYING MY LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY. 30 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:51,245 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THIS THING OUT OF HERE! 31 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,615 YOU HEARD HER-- GET OUT. 32 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:58,686 SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE BABY. RIGHT, MOM? 33 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,692 WHOA, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 34 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:08,162 I'M PREGNANT. I HAVE GAS. DEAL WITH IT. 35 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,300 NO, NOT THAT. IT'S WORSE. 36 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,435 NO, ACTUALLY THAT SMELL IS COMING FROM YOUR LUNCH. 37 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,171 DAD MADE HIS FAMOUS EGG SALAD FOR YOUR FISHING TRIP TODAY. 38 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:20,708 EGG SALAD? EVEN THE FISH HATE THE SMELL OF THAT. 39 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,510 AND THEY SMELL LIKE FISH. 40 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:25,913 HEY, P.J., YOU READY TO GO HAVE SOME FUN? 41 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,449 YEAH, BUT I HAVE TO GO FISHING WITH YOU. 42 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,718 OH, HEY, DAD, CAN YOU DROP ME OFF AT SCHOOL? 43 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,321 IVY AND I ARE DOING OUR CHILDREN'S THEATER THING TODAY 44 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,356 - AND WE NEED TO GET INTO COSTUMES. - SURE. 45 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,459 OH, AND, GABE, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING YOU CAN COME SEE IT. 46 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,262 I WROTE IT, YOU KNOW? IT'S A DELIGHTFUL FABLE 47 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,963 ABOUT PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS 48 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,233 WHO OVERCOME THEIR DIFFERENCES AND BECOME FRIENDS. 49 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,734 WOW... 50 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,637 YOU ACTUALLY MADE THE FISHING TRIP SOUND FUN. 51 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,340 ( rock music playing ) 52 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:53,741 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 53 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,476 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 54 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,745 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 55 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,248 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 56 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,749 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 57 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,685 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 58 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,755 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 59 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:11,359 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 60 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:15,263 * HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY * 61 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,998 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 62 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,767 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 63 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,635 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 64 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:24,538 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 65 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,707 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 66 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:30,411 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 67 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:34,515 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 68 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,552 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 69 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,700 A LITTLE MORE. 70 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,237 AND ONE FOR GOOD LUCK. 71 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,708 OH OH! 72 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:04,578 REALLY? UNTIL I FINISH MY WAFFLE? 73 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,482 OKAY, WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY. 74 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:09,750 ( groans ) 75 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:17,391 BOB, HONEY, IT'S TIME. THE BABY'S COMING. 76 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,693 What?! for another three weeks. 77 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,429 I'm in the middle of the lake. 78 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,497 WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN? 79 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,733 I'VE DONE THIS I CAN DO IT A FOURTH. 80 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,536 AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, THERE WILL NOT BE A FIFTH. 81 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,638 PJ, we've got to get to the hospital. 82 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,606 - No no no, you can't - Why not? in the canoe. 83 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,875 - Becau-- - ( splashes ) 84 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,049 HI, UM, THIS IS AMY DUNCAN. 85 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,485 I'M CALLING FOR DR. SINGH. 86 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:50,591 YES, COULD YOU PLEASE GONE INTO LABOR?T I HAVE 87 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,427 AND TO MEET ME AT THE HOSPITAL? 88 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:57,431 OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BYE-BYE. 89 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,567 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS BAREFOOT. 90 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,445 LET'S GO HAVE A BABY. 91 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,753 MOM! 92 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,655 HELLO? 93 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,926 IS ANYONE HOME? 94 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,800 THEN NO ONE CAN TELL ME NOT TO DO THIS. 95 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,538 MMM! 96 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,808 MMM. 97 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,882 OKAY, I TIPPED OVER THE BOAT. 98 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,652 HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY I'M SORRY? 99 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,456 WE'VE GOT A 45-MILE DRIVE TO THE HOSPITAL, I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT. 100 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,925 - ( growls ) - WHOA! WHOA. 101 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:02,396 - IS THAT A BEAR? - IN THE TRUCK? HOW'D HE GET IN THERE? 102 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,832 I DON'T KNOW, SON. WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM? 103 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,701 - HOW DO WE GET HIM OUT? - WE DON'T. 104 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,603 HE'S THE BEAR. HE MAKES THE DECISIONS. 105 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,139 DAD, YOU'RE AN EXTERMINATOR. YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH THIS. 106 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:16,176 I WILL-- WHEN HE LOSES 600 LBS AND FITS IN A MOUSETRAP. 107 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,145 HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO THE HOSPITAL? 108 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,914 START WALKING. COME ON, LET'S GO. 109 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,753 OH, MAN! HE ATE ALL THE EGG SALAD SANDWICHES. 110 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,889 OH, YES! I LOVE THAT BEAR. 111 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,000 ( clears throat ) 112 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,739 OH, GOOD, HALLOWEEN'S COME EARLY THIS YEAR. 113 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:48,542 WHO ARE YOU TWO SUPPOSED TO BE? 114 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:51,979 I'M FRANKENSTEIN AND SHE'S GRETEL. IT'S FOR A PLAY I WROTE. 115 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,448 I DON'T GET IT. 116 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,817 NEITHER DID THE AUDIENCE. 117 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,587 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO, THE KIDS LOVED IT. 118 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,555 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FLAT HEAD? 119 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,223 IT WAS A DISASTER. 120 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:07,461 - THEN WHY WERE THEY CHEERING? - BECAUSE WE HAD TO LEAVE EARLY. 121 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:10,598 WE'RE HERE TO SEE AMY DUNCAN. 122 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,965 RIGHT IN THERE. 123 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:15,503 WHEN HANSEL AND DRACULA GET HERE I'LL SEND THEM IN. 124 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,006 ( moans ) 125 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,878 - HEY, MOM. - HI, FRANKENSTEIN. 126 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:27,247 HI-- ( groans ) 127 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,884 I HAD THE SAME REACTION WHEN I SAW THIS WIG. 128 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:34,522 CONTRACTION. ( exhales ) 129 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,924 - ARE YOU OKAY? - SUPER, GREAT. 130 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,527 COULDN'T BE BETTER. ALL MY DUCKS ARE IN A ROW 131 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,629 AND EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. 132 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,664 SO WHERE'S GABE? 133 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,667 I GUESS I LEFT ONE OF MY DUCKS AT HOME. 134 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,736 WAIT, GABE'S HOME ALONE? 135 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:51,038 OH, THAT IS NOT GOOD. 136 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,275 GABE, YOU OKAY? 137 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,811 I'M AWESOME! 138 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,525 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 139 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:15,028 HEY HEY, ANYBODY HERE? 140 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,000 - DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - P.J., WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL. 141 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,536 I'M JUST GONNA SEE IF I CAN HOTWIRE ONE OF THESE THINGS. 142 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,938 - UH, DAD! - YOU TRYING TO STEAL OUR BIKES? 143 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,879 NOT STEAL-- HOTWIRE. 144 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,948 NO, LOOK LOOK LOOK, BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING YOU MIGHT REGRET, 145 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,317 THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION. 146 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,720 AND I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT... 147 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,122 RIGHT AFTER I GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. 148 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:48,996 YOU WANT YOUR BIG KNIFE OR YOUR REALLY BIG KNIFE? 149 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,932 SURPRISE ME. 150 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:08,015 BOY, CHARLIE'S REALLY LOVING HER BIRTHDAY CAKE. 151 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,050 I KNOW. ISN'T IT ADORABLE? 152 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,856 WHEN SHE DOES IT IT'S ADORABLE. WHEN I DO IT IT'S WRONG. 153 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,827 AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND IT WASN'T YOUR CAKE. 154 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,732 COME ON, LET'S GET BACK TO THE STORY. 155 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,601 DID THE BIKERS GUT YOU LIKE A FISH? 156 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,938 - YOU WERE THERE. - OH, RIGHT. 157 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,075 ALL RIGHT, ANYWAY, BIKERS WERE COMING ON STRONG, 158 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,711 I HAD TO COME BACK STRONGER. 159 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,980 PLEASE DON'T HURT US. PLEASE DON'T HURT US. 160 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,982 GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON WHY WE SHOULDN'T. 161 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,718 BECAUSE IT WOULD HURT. 162 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,887 LOOK LOOK LOOK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 163 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,791 MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY AND THERE'S A BEAR IN OUR TRUCK. 164 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,727 THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO BORROW THE BIKE. 165 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,630 I CAN'T-- I CAN'T MISS THE BIRTH OF MY CHILD. 166 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,767 ( sniffs ) 167 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,669 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 168 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:06,139 WE GOTTA HELP THESE PEOPLE GET TO THE HOSPITAL. 169 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,977 HE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE HE TOOK UP NEEDLEPOINT. 170 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,781 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING US OUT. 171 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,749 BY THE WAY, I'M BOB. THIS IS MY SON P.J. 172 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,786 - WE'RE MAD DOG AND FRANCIS. - GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAD DOG. 173 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,754 I'M FRANCIS. SHE'S MAD DOG. 174 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:25,793 MY REAL NAME'S SHIRLEY. IF YOU CALL ME THAT... 175 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,160 YOU'LL GUT HIM LIKE A FISH? 176 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,031 YOU CATCH ON REAL FAST. 177 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,835 ( groaning ) 178 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,137 MRS. D., CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT? 179 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,039 I'M TRYING TO WIN CONCERT TICKETS. 180 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,110 WHERE IS HE? I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED. 181 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,213 OKAY, MOM, RELAX. I'M SURE DAD'S GOING TO BE HERE SOON. 182 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,949 DAD?! WHO CARES ABOUT DAD? 183 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,818 I'M TALKING ABOUT DR. SINGH. 184 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,820 HE'S DELIVERED ALL MY CHILDREN. 185 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,956 AND, LADY, I AM NOT HAVING THIS BABY WITHOUT HIM. 186 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,693 FRANKENSTEIN, CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE? 187 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,128 YEP. 188 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,936 - DR. SINGH'S NOT HERE. - NOT YET? 189 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:12,873 NOT AT ALL. HE'S TAKING A PERSONAL DAY. IT'S HIS SON'S BIRTHDAY. 190 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,842 SO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT GONNA BE HERE. 191 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:19,079 LOOK, I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S BRAIN INSIDE YOUR HEAD, 192 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,115 SO I'M GONNA TELL IT TO YOU SLOWLY. 193 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,753 SINGH NOT COMING. 194 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,824 ( exhales ) 195 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,266 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 196 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,902 JUST ONE TINY GLITCH. 197 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,306 - DR. SINGH'S NOT COMING. - OH. 198 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,043 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 199 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,479 - SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS? - OF COURSE. 200 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,248 SERIOUS, MOM, THAT'S AWESOME, BECAUSE I THOUGHT-- 201 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,150 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - GOING HOME. 202 00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:00,020 WE'LL JUST DO THIS TOMORROW WHEN DR. SINGH CAN BE HERE. 203 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,155 I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, MRS. D. 204 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,291 OH, COME ON, THE BABY'S BEEN IN HERE NINE MONTHS, 205 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:08,161 IT CAN WAIT ANOTHER DAY. IVY HONEY, BE A DEAR AND JAM THAT SHOE ONTO MY FOOT. 206 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,864 UM, MOM, PLEASE GET BACK IN BED. 207 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,901 I AM NOT GONNA HAVE THIS BABY WITHOUT DR. SINGH. 208 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,838 OKAY OKAY, THEN WE'LL GO GET HIM. 209 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,940 - YOU WILL? - WE WILL. 210 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,876 OH, THAT'S SO NICE. 211 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,311 ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROLL, GRETEL. 212 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,814 OH GOOD, MORE PEOPLE GET TO SEE ME. 213 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,952 ( rock music playing ) 214 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,927 YEEHAW! 215 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,897 - NEW RECORD! - ( doorbell rings ) 216 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,934 GABE, IT'S MRS. DABNEY. OPEN UP. 217 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,136 ( music stops ) 218 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,539 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR TO STRANGERS. 219 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:56,009 I WISH WE WERE STRANGERS. LET ME IN. 220 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,983 WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 221 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,819 JUST THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 222 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:09,957 PARTY'S OVER. YOUR SISTER CALLED AND ASKED ME TO BRING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 223 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,591 NO WAY. 224 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,593 I'M NOT GOING JUST TO SEE SOME STUPID BABY 225 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,963 WHO I DON'T EVEN WANT ANYWAY. 226 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,966 I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. HAVE A SEAT. 227 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,935 I'M GONNA TELL YOU A STORY. 228 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,041 WHEN I WAS FOUR, I GOT A BABY SISTER. 229 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,944 HATED THAT GIRL FROM THE FIRST MINUTE I LAID EYES ON HER. 230 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,312 I USED TO PULL HER HAIR 231 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,949 AND CALL HER NAMES AND TEASE HER TILL SHE CRIED. 232 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:39,086 BUT WE GREW UP AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER 233 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,289 AND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I STILL CAN'T STAND HER. 234 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,225 HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 235 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,294 I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 236 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,396 I SAID I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY. 237 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,932 NOW TAKE THAT HELMET OFF AND LET'S GO. 238 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:59,239 - WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD? - GAVE MYSELF A HAIRCUT. 239 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,175 - YOU LIKE IT? - I WANT IT DOCUMENTED 240 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,411 THAT THAT HAPPENED BEFORE I GOT HERE. 241 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,088 WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO, HEY HEY. 242 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,892 - ALL RIGHT, TIME OUT. - DR. SINGH? 243 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,328 OH, IT'S ABOUT TIME. I-- 244 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,231 WAIT A MINUTE. I ORDERED BATMAN. 245 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,034 NOT FRANKENSTEIN AND... GOLDILOCKS? 246 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,903 CLOSE ENOUGH. 247 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,272 NO, WE'RE NOT HERE FOR THE PARTY. YOU DELIVERED ME. 248 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:35,242 I THINK I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT. 249 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,178 I'M TEDDY, AMY DUNCAN'S DAUGHTER. SHE'S ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH 250 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,280 - AND NEEDS YOU AT THE HOSPITAL. - I CAN'T LEAVE. 251 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,350 I HAVE TO STAY HERE AND ENJOY MY SON'S BIRTHDAY. 252 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,020 WHO THREW THAT? WAS IT YOU, TYLER? 253 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,257 OR THE OTHER TYLER? 254 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,424 NO NO NO NO NO. 255 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,692 NO NO NO. 256 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,196 HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A DEAL, OKAY? 257 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,331 IF YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND TAKE CARE OF MY MOM, 258 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,433 THEN WE'LL STAY HERE AND ENTERTAIN THE KIDS. 259 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,403 - AND HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? - WE'LL DO MY PLAY FOR THEM. 260 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,339 OH, IT'S A DELIGHTFUL FABLE ABOUT PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS 261 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,943 WHO OVERCOME THEIR DIFFERENCES AND BECOME FRIENDS. 262 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,113 I GIVE IT TWO THUMBS UP. GOOD LUCK. 263 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,117 HEY, KIDS, WHO WANTS TO SEE A PLAY, HUH? 264 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,386 THAT IS A YES FROM TYLER. 265 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,357 HEY! 266 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,960 IF GRETEL GETS HIT WITH A FOOTBALL, 267 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,997 THERE'S GONNA BE ONE LESS TYLER AT THIS PARTY. 268 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,709 THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 269 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,145 WE JUST DROVE 40 MILES BEHIND A TRUCK 270 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,148 LOADED WITH LIVE CHICKENS ON MOTORCYCLES. 271 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:52,119 THE CHICKENS WEREN'T ON MOTORCYCLES. WE WERE. 272 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,988 - YOU MUST BE THE DUNCANS. - HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 273 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,057 WILD GUESS. IN THERE. 274 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,393 OH, UH, THANKS FOR DROPPING US OFF. WE CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE. 275 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,363 OH, WE CAN'T LEAVE NOW. WE'RE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED. 276 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,498 AND I NEED TO GRAB A QUICK SHOWER. 277 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,434 SHE'S NOT KIDDING. 278 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,439 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREW UP IN MY CAR. 279 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,442 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 280 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,445 FOR LUNCH I ATE TWO CANS OF FROSTING. 281 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,780 WE'RE LOOKING FOR AMY DUNCAN. 282 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,116 WE KNOW THE DUNCANS. 283 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,054 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 284 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,324 - I LIKE YOUR HAIR. - THANKS. 285 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,293 I LIKE YOUR SCAR. 286 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,536 HELLO, IS ANYONE HOME IN THIS GINGERBREAD HOUSE? 287 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,206 ( moaning ) 288 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,810 FRANKENSTEIN? 289 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,114 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN GERMAN SWITZERLAND? 290 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:01,288 ME WANT FRIEND. 291 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,491 BUT HOW CAN A BIG MONSTER LIKE YOU 292 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:09,496 BE FRIENDS WITH A SWEET LITTLE PEASANT GIRL LIKE ME? 293 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,566 IT'S POSSIBLE. IF YOU BELIEVE 294 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,337 WE CAN BE FRIENDS, CLAP HANDS. 295 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,108 CLAP HANDS! 296 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,511 LIKE THIS! 297 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,580 T, GIVE IT UP. 298 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,449 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STICK TO THE SCRIPT. 299 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,451 LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE BORED SILLY. LET'S JUST STOP. 300 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:35,155 NO, WE CAN'T. FRANKENSTEIN HASN'T FOUND THE COURAGE TO CRY YET. 301 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,559 SORRY, FRANKIE, GRETEL'S TAKING OVER. 302 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,532 HEY, KIDS, WHO WANTS TO PLAY PIN THE TAIL ON THE FRANKENSTEIN? 303 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,400 All: ME ME ME! 304 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,506 THAT'S A PICTURE OF OUR SON HOG. 305 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,376 HIS NAME'S HOG? 306 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,512 IT WAS. HE CHANGED IT TO KEVIN. 307 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,416 THE BOY'S BEEN A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT. 308 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,619 - IS HE LIKE A CRIMINAL OR SOMETHING? - WORSE. 309 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:10,089 VICE PRESIDENT OF MARKETING. 310 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,195 - FIRST BABY? - THAT OBVIOUS, HUH? 311 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,898 ( chuckles ) HEY, I'VE BEEN THERE. 312 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,202 - YOU HAVE? - OH YEAH. 313 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,605 - THIS IS MY THIRD TIME SITTING IN THESE CHAIRS. - WOW. 314 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,674 IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, 315 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,144 - HOW OLD WERE YOU THE FIRST TIME? - TWO. 316 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,549 - HAS MOM GIVEN BIRTH YET? - NOPE. 317 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:40,187 - HEY, TEDDY. - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? 318 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,555 I'M CONDITIONING. 319 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,625 YOU'RE TEDDY? 320 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,627 YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE GABE DESCRIBED YOU. 321 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:56,336 HEY, KIDS, COME ON. THERE'S SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO MEET. 322 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,246 ( whispers ) HI. 323 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,482 COME IN, COME IN. 324 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,558 SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW BABY SISTER, EVERYBODY. 325 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,661 HER NAME IS CHARLOTTE. DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HER, TEDDY? 326 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,696 - CAN I? - OF COURSE. 327 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,706 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 328 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,976 HI THERE. 329 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,479 NICE TO MEET YOU. 330 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,449 AND I DON'T USUALLY LOOK LIKE THIS. 331 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,656 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A BABY SISTER. 332 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,625 WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE? 333 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,760 THANK YOU. 334 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,631 - WHAT'S THE BABY'S NAME? - CHARLOTTE. 335 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,001 - MAMA, CAN WE CALL HER CHARLIE? - CHARLIE! 336 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,705 - OH, I LOVE IT. - ( laughs ) 337 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,507 QUITE A FAMILY YOU GOT THERE. 338 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,409 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 339 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,717 - SWEETIE, I JUST LOVE THIS PRESENT. - OH, THANKS, MOM. 340 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,621 BUT TO BE FAIR, P.J. AND GABE SET THE BAR PRETTY LOW. 341 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,390 - WHAT?! - HEY. 342 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,492 ( doorbell rings ) 343 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,497 SURPRISE. 344 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,765 OH, MAD DOG, FRANCIS, 345 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,467 COME ON IN. 346 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,469 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 347 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,672 WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR OUR GODDAUGHTER. 348 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,544 - WHOO-HOO! - OHHH. 349 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,414 A BABY BIKER VEST. 350 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,482 LET'S TRY IT ON. 351 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,586 THAT'S SO CUTE. I LOVE IT. 352 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,688 - DID YOU ASK THEM TO BE THE GODPARENTS? - OF COURSE NOT. 353 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,291 THEN YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE NOT THE GODPARENTS. 354 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,526 NO THANK YOU. 355 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,561 FINE, I'LL DO IT. 356 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,797 EXCUSE ME. THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 357 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,737 OH, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. 358 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,508 GUYS, CHECK IT OUT. 359 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,445 - OHHH! - CUTIE. 360 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,528 - I KNOW I HEARD SOMETHING. - ( rattling ) 361 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,797 I THINK IT'S COMING FROM THE KITCHEN. 362 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,333 OKAY, YOU WAIT HERE. 363 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,502 OR I COULD HIDE UPSTAIRS. 364 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:53,613 ( roars ) 365 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,483 YOU'RE HERE FOR THE EGG SALAD, AREN'T YOU? 366 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,521 OKAY, SIT DOWN. 367 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:07,427 YOU BRING BACK MY TRUCK? 368 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,563 - FULL TANK OF GAS? - ( groans ) 369 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,666 WHAT, WERE YOU RAISED IN A CAVE?