1 00:00:07,478 --> 00:00:09,540 Hi, Charlie. Teddy here. 2 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:13,714 So right now and everything is going great. 3 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,647 Well, almost everything. 4 00:00:16,647 --> 00:00:20,321 Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing, 5 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,523 so brace yourself. 6 00:00:25,496 --> 00:00:28,159 Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy. 7 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:31,702 Yes, they will, yes, they will. 8 00:00:33,604 --> 00:00:36,567 Mom and Dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived 9 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:40,171 and if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy. 10 00:00:40,171 --> 00:00:42,413 - P.J.! - WHAT? 11 00:00:42,413 --> 00:00:43,674 WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? 12 00:00:43,674 --> 00:00:47,248 I DOWNLOADED A PODCAST ON THE HISTORY OF BALLET. 13 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,621 - YOU LIKE THAT? - MORE THAN BABY TALK. 14 00:00:50,621 --> 00:00:54,555 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FISHY WISHIES WITH YOUR COOKIE WOOKIE? 15 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,388 YES, I WOULD, YES, I WOULD. 16 00:00:57,388 --> 00:01:00,131 WAIT, GUYS, CHARLIE ISN'T EVEN HERE. 17 00:01:00,131 --> 00:01:04,135 NO, WIDDLE BABY TAKE A NAPPY WAPPY UPSTAIRS. 18 00:01:04,135 --> 00:01:06,667 SO WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL TALKING LIKE THAT? 19 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:11,502 I DON'T "WEAWY" KNOW. 20 00:01:11,502 --> 00:01:14,205 I GUESS WE'RE JUST KINDA FRIED. 21 00:01:14,205 --> 00:01:17,678 WELL, WE WORK ALL DAY, TAKE CARE OF A BABY ALL NIGHT. 22 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:21,112 WORK SHIFT, BABY SHIFT-- I'VE BARELY GOT TIME TO MAKE DOO-DOO. 23 00:01:21,112 --> 00:01:24,685 WELL, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS HAD A NIGHT OUT? 24 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,158 YOU KNOW, LIKE JUST THE TWO OF YOU-- LIKE A DATE? 25 00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:34,225 TEDDY MADE A FUNNY. 26 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,498 A FUNNY WUNNY. 27 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:40,631 SERIOUSLY! YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. 28 00:01:40,631 --> 00:01:43,234 YOU TWO, YOU GO OUT, HAVE FUN, 29 00:01:43,234 --> 00:01:46,677 AND DO SOMETHING BESIDES WORK, TAKE CARE OF THE BABY AND MAKE DOO-DOO. 30 00:01:46,677 --> 00:01:51,182 WELL, IT'S NICE TO DREAM, BUT WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF CHARLIE? 31 00:01:51,182 --> 00:01:54,185 HELLO! YOU'VE GOT THREE GREAT BABYSITTERS RIGHT HERE. 32 00:01:54,185 --> 00:01:56,687 I'M GLAD I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. 33 00:01:56,687 --> 00:01:59,390 I DON'T KNOW, TEDDY. IT'S A REALLY NICE THOUGHT, 34 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:02,423 BUT WE'RE REALLY NOT READY TO GO OUT WITHOUT CHARLIE JUST YET. 35 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,825 - YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK? - SURE! 36 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,658 - OKAY. - PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. 37 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,737 I COULD USE A NIGHT OUT. 38 00:02:18,309 --> 00:02:20,741 ( rock music playing ) 39 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,613 ♪ DAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 40 00:02:22,613 --> 00:02:24,345 ♪ RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS ♪ 41 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:27,448 ♪ HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? ♪ 42 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,749 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 43 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,621 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 44 00:02:30,621 --> 00:02:32,483 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 45 00:02:34,185 --> 00:02:36,787 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED ♪ 46 00:02:36,787 --> 00:02:40,361 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 47 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,764 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 48 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,667 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 49 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,599 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 50 00:02:48,599 --> 00:02:50,601 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 51 00:02:50,601 --> 00:02:52,843 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 52 00:02:52,843 --> 00:02:55,446 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 53 00:02:55,446 --> 00:02:59,380 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 54 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,853 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 55 00:03:04,215 --> 00:03:06,857 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 56 00:03:13,364 --> 00:03:16,667 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. STAY OUT AS LATE AS YOU WANT. 57 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:19,700 BUT NOT TOO MUCH FUN-- WE HAVE ENOUGH KIDS ALREADY. 58 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:25,306 I'M SERIOUS. 59 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:28,339 OKAY, EVERYONE, BE GOOD, HAVE FUN, LOVE YOU. 60 00:03:28,339 --> 00:03:30,681 - Both: YEAH YEAH. -ALL RIGHT. 61 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:32,813 HEY, TEDDY, THANKS FOR DOING THIS. 62 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:35,516 IT'S GONNA BE NICE SOME SPECIAL TIME TOGETHER. 63 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:38,649 -BOB, MOVE YOUR BUTT! - I'M COMING! 64 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,595 ALL RIGHT, SO WE DIVIDE IT UP EVENLY, 65 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:46,697 WE EACH GET TO SPEND AN HOUR WITH CHARLIE. 66 00:03:46,697 --> 00:03:48,399 WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? 67 00:03:48,399 --> 00:03:50,261 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FIRST. 68 00:03:50,261 --> 00:03:53,534 AND SECOND AND THIRD, SINCE THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 69 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,667 HEY, I'M NOT DOING YOU GUYS HAVE TO HELP OUT. 70 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:59,570 FINE. I'LL GO FOURTH. 71 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:02,773 - THERE IS NO FOURTH. TO THE PARKSHALL GO FORTH 72 00:04:02,773 --> 00:04:04,875 TO SHOOTETH SOME HOOP. 73 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:06,747 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PARK SO BADLY, 74 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,749 THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE CHARLIE? 75 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,251 WHAT'S A BABY SUPPOSED TO DO AT THE PARK? 76 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,784 BABIES LOVE PARKS. THE DUCK POND,ER 77 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:15,886 THE BLUE SKY, CLOUDS. 78 00:04:15,886 --> 00:04:19,730 WE'RE JUST GONNA LOOK AT STUFF? THAT'S WHAT TV IS FOR. 79 00:04:26,337 --> 00:04:28,839 P.J.: YEAH HEH HAH, ALL RIGHT! 80 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,742 THIS IS GREAT. WHEE! 81 00:04:31,742 --> 00:04:34,745 YES, WHOO! 82 00:04:36,547 --> 00:04:39,550 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I WAS HERE FIRST. 83 00:04:40,611 --> 00:04:42,513 HEY, YOU CAN RIDE THAT DUCK. 84 00:04:42,513 --> 00:04:45,656 I COULDN'T RIDE THE DUCK. I'D LOOK SILLY ON THE DUCK. 85 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,390 FINE. 86 00:04:55,866 --> 00:04:58,999 HEY THERE, CHARLIE. ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? 87 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,831 ALL RIGHT. 88 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:10,881 MAN, YOU SEEN A KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AROUND HERE ANYWHERE? 89 00:05:10,881 --> 00:05:12,713 I'M THE ENTERTAINMENT. 90 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:15,045 I SAW A BOUNCE HOUSE ON THE OTHER END OF THE PARK. 91 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:17,788 A BOUNCY HOUSE, EH? GREAT. 92 00:05:17,788 --> 00:05:19,750 ANOTHER TRIP TO THE E.R. 93 00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:23,894 WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY? 94 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:25,456 PLASTIC MAN, RUBBER MAN? 95 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:28,929 NO, THOSE ARE ALL REGISTERED TRADEMARKS. 96 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,601 I'M CAPTAIN STRETCHY. 97 00:05:32,463 --> 00:05:36,036 THERE USED TO BE A "CS" HERE, BUT IT CAME OFF IN THE WASH. 98 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:38,869 SO WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER? 99 00:05:38,869 --> 00:05:40,971 SUPER ELASTICITY. 100 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,875 HEY, LOOK, THERE'S A QUARTER. 101 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,578 EH! ( mutters ) 102 00:05:47,578 --> 00:05:49,520 AH, FORGET IT. 103 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,682 NOT LIKE IT'S A DOLLAR, RIGHT? 104 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,965 - HI. - HI. 105 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:09,500 OH, YEAH, I LIKE YOUR TASTE IN STROLLERS. 106 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,542 THANKS, YOU TOO. 107 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:13,504 OH, WOW, 108 00:06:13,504 --> 00:06:15,876 -THAT BABY'S SO CUTE. - YOU TOO. 109 00:06:17,908 --> 00:06:19,880 OH, I MEAN YOURS TOO. 110 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,012 - I'M EMMA. - I'M P.J. 111 00:06:22,012 --> 00:06:24,585 - WHO'S THIS LITTLE GUY? - MY BROTHER. 112 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,887 WE'RE JUST OUT FOR OUR STROLL. WE DO THIS EVERY DAY. 113 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:31,021 US TOO. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, BABIES LOVE PARKS. 114 00:06:32,923 --> 00:06:35,466 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT FOR A BIT? - SURE. 115 00:06:35,466 --> 00:06:39,800 SO I SAW YOU TALKING TO CAPTAIN STRETCHY EARLIER. 116 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,533 OH, YEAH, HE WAS LOST. 117 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:45,175 - NOT MUCH OF A SUPERHERO, RIGHT? - OH, HE'S THE WORST. 118 00:06:45,175 --> 00:06:47,878 WE HIRED HIM FOR MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY 119 00:06:47,878 --> 00:06:50,881 - AND HE SAT ON THE CAKE. - THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. 120 00:06:50,881 --> 00:06:54,885 OH, IT GETS WORSE. THE CANDLES WERE LIT, SO HE SAT IN THE PUNCH. 121 00:06:54,885 --> 00:06:56,887 THAT IS SO WEIRD. 122 00:06:56,887 --> 00:06:59,890 I MEAN HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A QUALITY ENTERTAINER. 123 00:07:02,453 --> 00:07:06,527 YOU KNOW, P.J., I'M REALLY IMPRESSED THAT YOU TAKE YOUR BABY SISTER TO THE PARK. 124 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,729 MY BROTHERS WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 125 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,732 I HOPE NOT. SHE ISMYSISTER. 126 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:21,071 NOW WATCH CLOSELY. IN THIS HAND I HAVE A QUARTER 127 00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:24,044 AND IN THE OTHER, AN ORDINARY EGG. 128 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:29,179 NOW I PUT THEM IN THIS HAT, SPIN THEM AROUND A LITTLE 129 00:07:29,179 --> 00:07:32,523 AND PRESTO. 130 00:07:35,025 --> 00:07:36,827 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 131 00:07:36,827 --> 00:07:38,829 WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 132 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:42,062 I LOVE THIS BABY. 133 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:46,196 ANYTIME SHE WANTS TO GO TO THE PARK, SIGN ME UP. 134 00:07:46,196 --> 00:07:48,599 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 135 00:07:48,599 --> 00:07:52,072 LET'S JUST SAY CHARLIE MADE A FRIEND, P.J. MADE A FRIEND. 136 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,704 OH-- AND DID EITHER YOU 137 00:07:53,704 --> 00:07:56,006 OR YOUR FRIEND BOTHER TO CHANGE A DIAPER? 138 00:07:56,006 --> 00:08:00,551 THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT. I WAS TOO BUSY TALKING TO EMMA. 139 00:08:00,551 --> 00:08:03,113 - WHO'S EMMA? - A VISION, 140 00:08:03,113 --> 00:08:06,016 AN ANGEL, THE GIRL WHO'S MOVED INTO MY HEART. 141 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,960 DID YOU TELL HER ABOUT THE VACANCY IN YOUR BRAIN? 142 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:12,963 - P.J.? - WHAT? 143 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:14,925 YOU BROUGHT HOME THE WRONG BABY. 144 00:08:14,925 --> 00:08:17,598 WHAT? I DID NOT. 145 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,499 TAKE A LOOK! WRONG PARTS. 146 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:26,937 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THOSE PARTS. 147 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,518 HOW COULD YOU BRING HOME THE WRONG BABY? 148 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,021 I'M SORRY. I GOT A LITTLE DISTRACTED. 149 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,054 EMMA IS REALLY CUTE. 150 00:08:44,054 --> 00:08:47,227 YEAH, WELL, SO WAS OUR SISTER. 151 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:50,861 - COME ON, LET'S GO TO THE PARK AND FIND HER. - RELAX! I GOT HER NUMBER. 152 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:52,933 THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL HER. 153 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,165 WAIT A SECOND. 154 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:58,639 IS IT TOO SOON? 155 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:01,812 - IF I CALL NOW, SHE'LL THINK I'M DESPERATE. - OH, YOU ARE DESPERATE. 156 00:09:01,812 --> 00:09:03,744 GOOD POINT. 157 00:09:06,176 --> 00:09:07,948 HELLO, IS EMMA THERE? 158 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,182 THIS IS A CHINESE RESTAURANT? 159 00:09:12,182 --> 00:09:14,655 SURE, I'LL HEAR THE SPECIALS. 160 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:18,288 - SHE GAVE YOU THE WRONG NUMBER. - WHO COULDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING? 161 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,964 BUT I GAVE HER GUM AND HELPED HER CHANGE A POOPY DIAPER. 162 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:27,698 IT WAS SO ROMANTIC. 163 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:30,300 WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 164 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,572 ( cell phone ringing ) 165 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,345 OH NO! 166 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:37,808 HI MOM, WHAT UP? 167 00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:40,851 YEAH, EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE? 168 00:09:40,851 --> 00:09:43,954 WE'RE JUST HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME HERE WITH-- 169 00:09:44,955 --> 00:09:46,817 BABY. 170 00:09:46,817 --> 00:09:49,860 YEAH, SURE YOU CAN TALK TO HIM. HER HER! 171 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,822 TALK TO MOMMY. 172 00:09:53,023 --> 00:09:55,726 OOH-OOH EE AHH-AHH. 173 00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:57,898 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE CHARLIE? 174 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,901 WHAT, DO YOU JUST THINK I'M MAKING BABY NOISES INTO THE PHONE? 175 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,933 MOM, THAT'S CRAZY. 176 00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:05,605 ALL RIGHT, BYE. SAY BYE, CHARLIE. 177 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,207 OOH AHH-AHH-AHH. 178 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,882 NOT THAT I'M IN THE POSITION TO CRITICIZE, 179 00:10:11,882 --> 00:10:14,314 BUT I WAS GETTING MORE MONKEY. 180 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,847 COME ON, LET'S GO TO THE PARK. 181 00:10:16,847 --> 00:10:18,989 AND MEET THE GIRL WHO BLEW OFF P.J.? 182 00:10:18,989 --> 00:10:20,951 I'M THERE. 183 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,703 - I DON'T SEE HER. - P.J., WHAT DID SHE LOOK LIKE? 184 00:10:32,703 --> 00:10:35,706 SHE WAS HOT, BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 185 00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:39,970 MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL SOMEONE. WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU SEARCH A BABY? 186 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:41,411 CAPTAIN STRETCHY! 187 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:43,173 WHAT IS THAT? 188 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:48,178 - YOU'RE STILL HERE? - EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY ALL DAY LONG. 189 00:10:48,178 --> 00:10:50,881 STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS. 190 00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:53,183 JUST THE GUY WE NEEDED TO SEE. 191 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:56,286 - I THINK YOU CAN HELP US. - HEY, KID, I'M JUST AN ENTERTAINER. 192 00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:59,059 I CAN'T GET MOMMY AND DADDY BACK TOGETHER. 193 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,262 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I WAS TALKING TO A GIRL HERE EARLIER, 194 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,935 AND SHE SAID THAT YOU WORKED A PARTY FOR HER BROTHER. 195 00:11:04,935 --> 00:11:08,038 - SO? I WORK LOTS OF PARTIES. - WHERE WAS THE PARTY WHERE YOU FELL ON THE CAKE? 196 00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:10,270 YOU GOT THREE HOURS? 197 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,703 THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. WE NEED TO FIND HER. 198 00:11:12,703 --> 00:11:16,206 INTERESTING SITUATION. YOU KIDS NEED INFO, 199 00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:20,711 - AND I NEED A MIRDLE. - WHAT IS A MIRDLE? 200 00:11:20,711 --> 00:11:24,314 THAT'S A MAN GIRDLE. AND THEY AIN'T CHEAP. 201 00:11:24,314 --> 00:11:26,056 YEAH, NEITHER IS DRY CLEANING, APPARENTLY. 202 00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:29,289 HER NAME'S EMMA. DID SHE COME BACK TO THE PARK? 203 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,922 WELL, MAYBE SHE DID 204 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:33,894 AND MAYBE SHE DIDN'T. 205 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,997 STOP RUBBING YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER AND ANSWER MY QUESTION. 206 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,199 HE WANTS A BRIBE. 207 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,700 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 208 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,372 HERE. 209 00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:46,076 HERE'S WHAT I KNOW: HER NAME IS EMMA. 210 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:49,179 - I JUST TOLD YOU THAT. - I DIDN'T SAY THE INFORMATION WAS FRESH. 211 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,242 YEAH, I KNOW THE GIRL. 212 00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:54,845 SHE COMES FROM A BIG FAMILY-- SEVEN, EIGHT KIDS. 213 00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:56,146 FOR THEM I'VE BEEN... 214 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:58,749 ASTRONAUT PETE, COWBOY BOB... 215 00:11:58,749 --> 00:12:01,421 - MAGIC MARV? - YEAH! YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH MY WORK. 216 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,394 YEAH, AND IT STINKS. 217 00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:07,357 I'M JUST STARTING OFF 218 00:12:07,357 --> 00:12:10,330 - AND I'M A BETTER MAGICIAN THAN YOU ARE. - OH YEAH? 219 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,302 YOU THINK THIS IS EASY, HUH? HERE. 220 00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:16,036 TURN THAT INTO A SCHNAUZER. 221 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,138 YOU CAN'T DO IT, HUH? 222 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,511 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE CHOPS! 223 00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:25,515 WELL, STRETCHY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES? 224 00:12:25,515 --> 00:12:27,517 YEAH, AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 225 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,980 - I'D KNOW IT IF I SAW IT. - GREAT! 226 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,823 NOW YOU HELP US TONIGHT AND WE'LL GET YOU INTO THAT MIRDLE TOMORROW. 227 00:12:32,823 --> 00:12:35,125 OH, AND YOU UNDERSTAND WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY 228 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:38,028 GONNA PUT YOU INTO IT? THAT YOU HAVE TO DO BY YOURSELF. 229 00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:39,459 YEAH, I GET IT. 230 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,261 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GUYS, WE HAVE TO GO FIND HER. 231 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,995 UH, HEY-- CAPTAIN STRETCHY, AWAY! 232 00:12:44,995 --> 00:12:46,867 - TRUCK'S THIS WAY. - OH, OKAY. 233 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,475 ORDER WHATEVER YOU WANT, HONEY. I GET A DISCOUNT HERE. 234 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,978 THIS PLACE IS ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS. 235 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:01,311 NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR FROM AN EXTERMINATOR. 236 00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:04,114 -( baby cries ) - OH, LOOK AT THAT. 237 00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:07,157 OH, FAJITAS. 238 00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:10,060 NOT THAT, THE BABY. 239 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:13,223 A LITTLE BABY IN A STROLLER JUST LIKE OURS. 240 00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:16,796 YEAH, OKAY, HONEY, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A NIGHT AWAY FROM THE BABY. 241 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,098 SO LET'S COME BACK. 242 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,130 OKAY OKAY, I'M BACK. 243 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:24,134 I'M BACK. JUST GOTTA RUN TO THE LADIES' ROOM. 244 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,106 OH OH, HEY, LISTEN, WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, 245 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,109 COULD YOU CHECK THE TRAPS? 246 00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:38,148 HOLA. 247 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,150 ADIOS. 248 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,424 BOB, WILL YOU GO OVER AND LOOK AT THAT BABY? 249 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,096 - I THINK IT'S CHARLIE. - WHAT?! 250 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:48,028 YOU HEARD ME, THAT IS CHARLIE! 251 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,200 SWEETHEART, WOULD YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE? 252 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,403 I WILL NOT SIT DOWN. A MOTHER KNOWS HER OWN BABY ANDTHATIS MY BABY. 253 00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:57,137 HONEY, SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED HERE? 254 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,010 IN THE LAST HOUR SOMEBODY WENT OVER TO OUR HOUSE, 255 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:03,043 BORROWED OUR BABY THEN BROUGHT HER OUT FOR CHIPS AND GUAC? 256 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,045 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S A BIG FAMILY. 257 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,548 - MAYBE THAT'S HOW THEY GET THEIR BABIES. - SWEETHEART, 258 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,921 I THINK YOU'RE JUST MISSING CHARLIE 259 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:14,184 AND YOU'RE HAVING A LITTLE SEPARATION ANXIETY. 260 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:17,257 OH, OKAY. 261 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,388 YOU'RE RIGHT. 262 00:14:18,388 --> 00:14:20,290 CRAZY WAZY. 263 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:26,196 - I MEAN, THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE, RIGHT? - EXACTLY. 264 00:14:26,196 --> 00:14:30,040 I'M JUST GOING TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM ONE MORE TIME. 265 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,402 SIT DOWN. 266 00:14:32,402 --> 00:14:34,905 NOW LET'S ENJOY THE REST OF OUR NIGHT OUT 267 00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:37,407 AT THIS VERY LOVELY RESTAURANT. 268 00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:39,279 - OKAY? - OKAY. 269 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,484 I'M NEEDED IN THE KITCHEN. 270 00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:55,525 - CHARLIE! - EMMA! 271 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,467 - EMMA! - CHARLIE! 272 00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,970 - MARCO! - POLO. 273 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,631 GABE, NOT HELPING. 274 00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:04,074 STRETCHY, IS ANY OF THIS LOOKING FAMILIAR? 275 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:06,336 MAYBE IT DOES, MAYBE IT DOESN'T. 276 00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:10,010 - YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE MONEY. - NO, I HAVE NIGHT BLINDNESS. 277 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,342 ALL I'M SEEING IS SHAPES. 278 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:15,515 - WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT EARLIER? - I NEEDED A RIDE HOME. 279 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,519 STOP HERE. 280 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:23,053 OH, GREAT. MOM'S UP. 281 00:15:25,455 --> 00:15:29,459 - MAYBE I'LL JUST HANG WITH YOU KIDS. - CAPTAIN STRETCHY, AWAY. 282 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:37,037 - GOOD NIGHT, STRETCHY. - GOOD NIGHT, STRETCHY. 283 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,339 GOOD NIGHT. 284 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:43,543 - NOW WHAT? - WE DIDN'T HIT THE STREETS ON THE NORTH END OF THE PARK. 285 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,016 P.J., WE CAN'T KEEP DRIVING AROUND ALL NIGHT. 286 00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:47,547 IT'S OVER. WE HAVE TO TELL MOM AND DAD. 287 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,279 - BUT-- - NO, IT'LL BE OKAY. 288 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,051 THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO. THEY ALWAYS DO. 289 00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:55,455 HOW AM I GONNA TELL THEM I LOST OUR BABY SISTER? 290 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:01,231 I'M THE OLDEST. THEY'RE GONNA THINK I'M THE MOST RESPONSIBLE. 291 00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:04,434 P.J., IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 292 00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:07,137 NOBODY THINKS THAT. 293 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,372 WHY DO I ALWAYS MESS EVERYTHING UP? 294 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:18,148 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANY OF US. 295 00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:21,651 ALL RIGHT, PROBABLY MOST LIKELY YOU, BUT-- 296 00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:24,514 THIS ONE, WE'RE ALL IN IT TOGETHER. 297 00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:29,319 THANKS. 298 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,322 HEY, LOOK, 299 00:16:32,322 --> 00:16:34,594 CAPTAIN STRETCHY DROPPED HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE. 300 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:38,598 175 LBS, MY BUTT! 301 00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:58,788 THERE THEY ARE. 302 00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:01,321 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 303 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,425 DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER OR WORSE IF WE HAD THE MARIACHI DELIVER THE NEWS? 304 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,757 IF IT'S IN SPANISH, PROBABLY BETTER. 305 00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:10,760 WAIT, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 306 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,602 - THAT'S EMMA. - SO THAT'S CHARLIE. 307 00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:14,604 YES! OH, WE'RE SAVED. 308 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:17,237 - NOT QUITE. - HEY, KIDS. 309 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:22,672 - WHAT NOW? - I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I THINK OF IT. 310 00:17:22,672 --> 00:17:25,275 MOM, DAD, HI. 311 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,646 - HI. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 312 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,519 WE JUST REALIZED YOU MUST BE MISSING CHARLIE, 313 00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:31,151 SO WE BROUGHT HER. 314 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,154 OH, TEDDY, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME. 315 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,585 - I'M NOT? - NOPE. 316 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,757 YOU SPENT A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME WITH CHARLIE 317 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,659 AND YOU'RE READY TO HAND HER OVER EARLY. 318 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,663 WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY TOO MUCH TIME. 319 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,795 WELL, I AM READY TOO, SO LET ME AT HER. 320 00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:48,338 - GIMME GIMME GIMME. - MOM, MOM, MOM. 321 00:17:48,338 --> 00:17:51,501 YOU'RE ON A DATE. LET ME BRING HER TO YOU. 322 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,676 HERE? WAIT, NOW? 323 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,708 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 324 00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:02,612 - HEY, MOM. - HI, BABY. 325 00:18:02,612 --> 00:18:04,354 - HEY. - HEY, DAD. 326 00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:06,486 - SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. - WHAT IS IT, HONEY? 327 00:18:08,118 --> 00:18:10,660 ( "William Tell Overture" playing ) 328 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,769 AND NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK, 329 00:18:59,769 --> 00:19:02,812 I'M GONNA MAKE A BOY DISAPPEAR. 330 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,249 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 331 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,751 YOU LEAD A GUY ON, MAKE HIM THINK YOU HAVE A CONNECTION, 332 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,654 AND YOU GIVE HIM A FAKE PHONE NUMBER. 333 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,557 YOU PUT IT IN WRONG. THAT THREE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TWO. 334 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,631 OH, MY BAD. 335 00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:24,294 SO... 336 00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:26,596 YOU WANNA GET A TABLE? 337 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,544 MY WIDDLE BABY, DID YOU MISS YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY? 338 00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:37,277 YES, SHE DID. YES, SHE DID. 339 00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:42,552 OH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SO HAPPY TO HEAR BABY TALK. 340 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,916 TEDDY, THIS ISN'T CHARLIE'S BINKY. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 341 00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:49,659 OH, WELL, THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY FUNNY STORY. 342 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,492 - SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS-- - ( music playing loudly ) 343 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,565 TOO LOUD. TELL YOU LATER. 344 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,677 Teddy:Yeah! 345 00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:10,510 Well, Charlie, now you're home safe and sound 346 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,211 and everything turned out okay. 347 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,843 For you. 348 00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:16,786 It would have been okay for us too, but when we got home, 349 00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:19,349 Mom started asking all these questions 350 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:22,722 and no one really had an answer to the pee stains in the living room. 351 00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:28,658 And that's when the truth came out and all the kids got into trouble. 352 00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:31,901 So the lesson is if you ever try to pull anything over on Mom, 353 00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:35,665 good luck, Charlie. 354 00:20:35,665 --> 00:20:38,338 Couldn't have said it better myself. 355 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,547 IN THIS HAND I HAVE A QUARTER. 356 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,820 AND IN THE OTHER HAND, AN ORDINARY EGG. 357 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:54,784 NOW I PUT THEM IN THIS HAT, 358 00:20:54,784 --> 00:20:57,957 SPIN THEM AROUND AND... 359 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:01,661 PRESTO! NOW HOLD OUT YOUR HAND. 360 00:21:07,036 --> 00:21:09,799 WOW, THAT'S A GREAT TRICK. 361 00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:12,402 HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 362 00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:15,274 INTERESTING SITUATION. 363 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,607 IT SEEMS YOU NEED INFORMATION, 364 00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:20,910 MEANWHILE I NEED A NEW VIDEO GAME. 365 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,588 WHAT A CHUMP. 366 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,821 WHO YOU CALLING A CHUMP? HEY, GET BACK HERE.