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Hey, you know what I
was thinking, honey?
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We should have a
little romantic getaway
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this weekend, just you and me.
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Guys, please, we're
trying to eat here.
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I think that sounds fun.
Where should we go?
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Casper, Wyoming...
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The most romantic city,
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in Wyoming.
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Is the bug convention
in Casper this year?
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The bug convention?
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Well, I'll just check the old calendar.
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Ha! Now that is a coincidence.
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Hey, Mom, I think you should go.
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Why? You planning to throw
a party while we're gone?
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Now that is a coincidence.
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Oh. Well, party's off.
I'm not going.
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Why not, Mom?
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Bug convention sounds like a lot of...
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I can't even get through it.
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What do you even do
at a bug convention?
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Nothing. It's just a
bunch of exterminators
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in a cramped conference room
talking about deadly gas.
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And then it gets boring.
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First of all, honey, we are not a bunch.
We are a swarm.
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Huh?!
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We got a lot of fun
bug-related lingo like that,
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like we don't get rooms, we nest.
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We don't dine, we feed.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but
can someone drive me to school?
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All right, guys, you know what?
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Pest control is what I do for a living.
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Now I know it just may be rats
and roaches and maggots to you,
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but it's my bread and butter.
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And I'm done with
my bread and butter.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Hey, Mom.
Hey, honey.
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Remember when I went off
to college to K.C.U.?
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Kwikki Chikki University,
the weekend training seminar?
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I remember it well.
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Well, back in those crazy college days...
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Those two crazy college days.
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I met this guy named Gravy,
and I told him if he was ever in town,
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he could stay with us.
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And I just found out
he's moving to Denver,
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and he's gonna be
working at Kwikki Chikki.
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Okay, I think I see where this is going,
when is this happening?
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Party!
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Right about now.
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P.J., I can't believe you're springing a
house guest on me at a time like this.
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Gravy!
P.J.!
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That was the Kwikki Chikki handshake.
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I was hoping.
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Dude, you didn't tell me
your sister was so hot.
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Gravy, stay as long as you like.
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Sweet crib!
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Dude, I'm so psyched you're here, dude.
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This is gonna be a blast.
Epic!
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Just think of all those wild times at college.
Yeah.
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Dude, remember the time the girls from
Hamburger Tech came and partied with us?
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Yeah yeah!
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Or what about the time...
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I think that's the only story we have.
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Hey, Mom, listen to this.
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It's from that advice
column "Dear Tammy."
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It says, "Dear Tammy,
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"Recently a car I owned for 20 minutes.
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"Was sadly wrecked.
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"How do I ask my parents
for another one?"
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That's almost exactly
what happened to you.
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I know.
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So then Dear Tammy replied,
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"If your parents love you,
they will buy you a new car,
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and be glad they did."
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That is so strange.
Yeah.
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Because Dear Tammy passed
away three years ago.
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Well, that's a pretty good
answer for a dead lady, right?
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Mom, please, owning that car was
the best 20 minutes of my life.
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Honey, if it were up to me,
I'd buy you a new car.
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The problem is your father.
He's been on a tear lately about saving money.
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What is wrong with him?
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He's always saving and
planning for the future.
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What did grandma
and grandpa do to him?
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How badly do you want this car?
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Really badly.
Sit down.
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Teddy,
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your father is a simple man.
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Yes, I'm with you so far.
Okay.
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If you want something from him,
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then you need to do
something he wants to do.
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Then when he's in his happy place,
just strike like a cobra.
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Okay, what are you talking about?
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The bug convention, Teddy...
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The bug convention.
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You go there with your father
and he will be so happy...
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he will buy you a car.
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Perfect. I'll go to the bug convention.
How bad could it be?
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You have no idea.
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I went to one convention.
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I still have the dreams.
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Hey, Gabe, guess what I got.
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Last time we played
this game, it was lice.
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My mom gave me this
cool new video camera,
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for getting cut from the baseball team.
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How does getting cut from
the team get you a camera?
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She felt bad for me, and my dad gave
me a skateboard for trying out.
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I love sports.
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This is pretty cool.
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We should make a movie.
Yeah.
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Ew!
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The camera does not love you.
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But it does love me.
So I should be the star.
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Dude, you're getting more
like your mom every day.
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So what kind of movie should we make?
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How about a romantic comedy?
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Everyone loves a good romcom.
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I thought of something
while you were talking.
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Let's make a monster movie.
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Cool, but where are we
gonna find a scary monster?
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Boo!
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I think we found our monster.
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Done, done...
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and not done.
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How are you doing, A. Dunc?
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A. Dunc?
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Oh, yeah. That's my
new name for you.
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Amy just wasn't kind
of working for me.
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Aren't you loving him?
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Loving? No, no.
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Liking? No.
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Getting on my very last nerve?
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Ding, ding, ding!
We have a winner.
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Gravy honey, did you forget
something in the kitchen?
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No, I'm good.
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I meant your pants.
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Yeah, I know. I just like to
take those off when I get home.
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It's kind of how I unwind.
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Okay, look, I get it that you're
trying to be comfortable.
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That is not how we roll
in the Duncan house.
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Dude, you're right.
This is so much more comfortable.
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Honey, you're not gonna believe this.
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Teddy wants to go to the
bug convention with me.
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Are we going pantsless now?
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This is the best day ever!
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"Attack of the 50-foot Baby, "
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Scene 1, take 1.
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Okay, you're a mad scientist.
Action!
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Now that I've finished
my super growth formula,
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it's time to test it out
on an ordinary grape.
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Cut.
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Action.
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It works on fruit,
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but what about on human beings?
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I'll test it out myself.
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But first let me check on my baby.
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Baby. Oh, baby!
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Charlie, come here.
Come here.
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Can you go drink the stuff now?
No.
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It's just juice.
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And cut.
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Dude, what's your sister's problem?
She's gotta drink the stuff.
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She's two.
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When I was two, I drank everything.
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Just let me talk to her.
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Charlie sweetheart,
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you're doing great.
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The picture's gonna look terrific.
Here's the thing.
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When we say drink the stuff,
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you gotta drink the stuff, okay?
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Okay, great.
Here we go.
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Are you ready to...
Jake, what are you doing?
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We need that for the movie.
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I'm doing an experiment.
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I wanna see if it turns my pee blue.
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P.J.!
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Hey, Mom, what's up?
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What's up?
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Look at what Gravy
has done to this place.
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Hey, he tidied up.
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I've had it.
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He's disgusting.
He's a slob.
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I can't take it anymore.
I want him out.
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Is this about the
onion ring in the toilet?
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'Cause he needs a target.
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Either you tell him by the
end of the day tomorrow,
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or I do it.
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But he's my best friend from college.
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Chicken college,
a two-day chicken college!
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All right, okay.
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But this has to be
done the right way
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'cause Gravy's
actually really sensitive.
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All right, bad news, guys.
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I just drank a gallon of water
and we are out of onion rings.
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Casper, Wyoming,
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bug convention, guys in overalls.
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You talk now.
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Hey, hors d'oeuvres.
Help yourself, honey.
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Okay.
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This is good.
It's crunchy.
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Freeze-dried ants.
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All the food here is insect-based.
Isn't that fun?
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Bob.
Murray.
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Hey, I would like to introduce
you to my daughter, Teddy.
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Hi. Hey, Dad, do I have
any legs in my teeth?
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She's a charmer.
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So, Bob, you gonna pop by my speech?
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Keynote address, whatever.
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Yeah, I got a new way to kill termites...
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the Murray Method.
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Well, actually, Murray, I'm
going on right after you.
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Yeah, I got my own new
method of killing termites...
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The Slam Dunc.
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I don't get it.
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Bob Duncan.
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Dunc. Slam Dunc.
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Ooh, I see
because... no.
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Well, I'm sure it will be very clear
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after the presentation.
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I've seen your presentations, Duncan.
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They lack pizzazz. No visual aids.
That's your problem.
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Pass.
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Man, I hate that Murray.
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But do you know what?
Here's what he doesn't know.
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This year I have a visual aid
that is going to blow the roof
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off this place, thanks to you, honey.
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Or should I say.
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Termite queen?
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What?
Yeah!
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You're gonna be
onstage with me this year.
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Playing the disgustingly huge supreme
monarch of the termite colony.
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But... but...
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Okay.
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Hey, Gravy.
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Can I talk to you for a sec?
It's kind of important.
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Of course.
You can tell me anything.
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You were my best buddy at Kwikki Chikki.
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I would do anything for you.
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I would even eat our chicken for you.
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I would never ask you to do that.
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Yeah.
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But the thing is it's been
super great having you here.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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But... yeah.
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Wow, this is hard.
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Actually, there was something
I wanted to tell you.
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A. Dunc keeps
rearranging my room.
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Not cool, all right?
Talk to her for me?
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Dude, I've been
home for like an hour,
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what am I still doing
with my pants on?
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The Murray Method,
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a safe non-toxic elixir
for killing termites,
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derived from the common orange.
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Try the Murray Method and you'll say,
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"Orange you glad
you're not a termite?"
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Try and top that, Duncan.
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Go squeeze yourself.
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Hey, everybody,
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I am Bob Duncan of
Bob's Bugs Be Gone.
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Now sure, yes, you can pay Murray
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to go and spray orange
juice all over your house.
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Or you can attack
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the problem at its source.
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And what is that source?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you.
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The termite queen!
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Gonna get a car.
Gonna get a car.
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The termite queen,
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the grand royal mama of the colony,
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her only job:
Pumping out termite eggs
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around the clock.
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Behold termite eggs,
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30,000 every single day.
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Go, my babies, go.
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Eat wood and destroy siding.
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Relax, everybody, relax.
Keep your seats.
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There is a solution.
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Here, your majesty,
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Try the Slam Dunc.
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Ha!
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Curse you, Slam Dunc method.
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I'm rendered useless.
Do you hear me? Useless.
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Oh, what a world.
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What a world.
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Car.
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Okay, you're a 50-foot baby about
to destroy the entire city.
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Action.
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Cut!
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What do you want me to do?
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Dude, we're never gonna finish this
movie if she keeps running off.
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How do we solve that?
Glue her shoes to the floor?
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Okay, these puppies
aren't going anywhere.
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Charlie.
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Dude, your mom.
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There you are.
What are you boys doing?
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Not gluing shoes to the floor.
That's for sure.
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Gabriel Duncan!
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She wouldn't do what we wanted.
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I should have known.
Every time you ask to watch Charlie,
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it's because you wanna
glue her to something.
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Mom.
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Sorry, boys, the kid's out of the picture.
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Mom, we're not done yet.
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Now what are we gonna do?
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We got a monster movie with no monster.
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Unless...
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Now rain down some terror.
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Welcome to Kwikki Chikki.
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Would you like to try
our new batter balls?
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No.
Good call.
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I will have the Kwikki combo #3,
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with Cole slaw, Curly fries,
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and you have to
move out by tomorrow.
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P.J., is that you?
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Yeah, it's me.
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I couldn't do this face to face,
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so I thought I'd do it face to beak.
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Look, Gravy, I love you like a brother,
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but you're kind of messy and
you're driving my mom nuts,
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and you gotta go.
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Oh, and I'll have a chocolate milk shake.
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Talk to me, man, come on.
You there?
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Hey, do you mind?
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I'm having a moment here.
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Gravy, come on.
Dude, talk to me.
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P.J., I'll find
another place to stay.
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It's no biggie.
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Oh, and that'll be $4.95
at the second window.
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I'm sorry, man.
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Don't worry about it.
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You're my buddy.
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The fact that it was so hard for you to
say this to me, I mean, it means a lot.
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So we good?
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You wanna flap it out?
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Yeah.
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Dad, before we go in, there's something
I wanted to talk to you about.
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What's that, honey?
First, are you happy?
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm over the moon.
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00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,190
That was the best bug convention ever.
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Great, great, 'cause there's
something that I wanted to ask you.
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Actually, you know what?
Before you do, there's something I wanna say.
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You know, sometimes I just feel
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like you kids are
growing up so fast that...
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that you just don't have
time for your old man.
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00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,340
You know?
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So when you asked to come
with me this weekend,
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honey, you made me feel so great.
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Thank you.
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And I love you very very much.
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I'm sorry.
What did you wanna ask me?
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00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:14,270
Oh, I just wanted to say...
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I love you too, Dad.
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00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,310
Love you too.
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00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:26,380
Hey. Hey, there's
my little bugaboos.
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How was the convention?
The best ever.
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Hey, Teddy,
tell her all about it.
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Okey dokey.
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He looks pretty happy.
What kind of car you getting?
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I couldn't do it.
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What?
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You got him all happied up for nothing?
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00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,730
Looks like mama's getting
a new pair of shoes.
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00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,500
Oh, Bob honey.
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Hey, Charlie.
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Well, I did the right thing... went
with dad to the bug convention,
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made him real happy.
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Unfortunately, so happy
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he invited me to go again next year.
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I'm gonna be a mosquito.
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00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,470
What are you doing?
Just measuring your wingspan.
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00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,170
Oh. We're gonna be
selling the Duncan zapper.
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00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,640
Oh, zapper!
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00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:29,440
Sounds painful.
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00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,380
Now someday you're gonna be
going to these bug conventions.
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Yeah.
Good luck, Charlie.
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Okay.
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Attack of the 50-foot Baby, scene 1, take 1.
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Attack of the 50-foot Baby, scene 1, take 1.
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Okay, you're a mad scientist.
Go on... Action!
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00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,210
Now that I've finished
my super growth formula,
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00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:07,940
it's time to test it out
on an ordinary grape.
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00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:13,090
It works!
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00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:15,780
No it doesn't. It's a rubber ducky.
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00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,250
Well... If somebody hadn't
eaten the watermelon,
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I wouldn't have to improvise.