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Congratulations, Mom.

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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

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I was wondering if you
kids would remember.

4
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Well, who could forget a day like this?

5
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Any idea what we're talking about?

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It's our 20th wedding anniversary.

7
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Wow, 20 years with Dad.

8
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Wow, that's a real conversation
stopper, isn't it?

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Okay, kids, your dad and I
have had 20 wonderful years.

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I gotta give the guy credit.
I mean, let's face it...

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sometimes I may not be the easiest
person in the world to live with.

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This is where you all jump in.

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And say, "No, no, no, Mom.
You're great."

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No, no, no, mom.
You're great.

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So is Dad gonna get you a nice gift?

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Kids, I love your father dearly,

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but when it comes to anniversary gifts,

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there's only one word to describe him.

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It starts with "ch"
and ends in "eap."

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Yeah, I'm gonna need more hints.

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Yeah, the only gift he ever
gets me is a card he signs,

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"Happy Anniversary, Love, me."

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Well, at least you get a card.

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It's the same card.
He reuses it every year.

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Well, who knows?
Maybe this year he'll surprise you.

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Yeah, maybe he'll come into the
kitchen with his zipper up.

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Good morning, everybody.
Dad, barn door.

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For you, my dear.

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A card!

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Wonder what it says.

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"Happy Anniversary, Love, me."

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I love you too.
Glad to hear it.

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In that case, read on.
There's more this year.

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"P.S. Aloha."
what does that mean?

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That means that the Duncans

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are going to Hawaii!

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I knew you'd come through.
You are so generous.

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Oh, thank you.
I'm gonna need that back.

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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪

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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪

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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪

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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪

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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪

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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪

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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪

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♪ So just take my advice ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪

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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪

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♪ There's no maybe ♪

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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪

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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪

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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪

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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪

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Bob, this place is gorgeous.

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Huh? Only the best
for you, my love.

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Oh.
Okay, I'm gonna check us in.

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Okay.

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Hey, Charlie, you wanna
go find the pool, yeah?

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Let's make sure no one has
the same swimsuit as mommy.

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Okay, guys, come on,
you don't have to wait for me.

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Go outside, explore.
We're in paradise.

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Dude, look at the size
of that flat-screen.

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Teddy, you don't
have to hang with me.

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Come on, there's got to be
something for you to check out too.

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No, that's okay.
I...

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Found it.

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Hi, um, I'm Teddy.
Aloha, Teddy. I'm Kai.

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Kai... what an interesting name.

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It means "the sea."
what does "Teddy" mean?

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Oh, it means my parents
were expecting a boy.

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So are you into surfing?

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Am I? I have been complaining about

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the lack of surf in Denver
since I don't know when.

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If you want a surfing lesson, I'll
be at the beach tomorrow morning.

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Yeah, I'd love that.

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Okay well, aloha.

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That means "hello, goodbye
and I like your smile."

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Actually just the first two.

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Yeah. No, I know.
I was going for an alo-ha-ha.

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I'm leaving now.

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Hi, I'd like to check in.
The name is Bob Duncan.

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I believe we have
the sizzlin' summer package.

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Yes, here it is...
one room,

86
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And I see you will be attending
the timeshare presentation.

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Hey. Hey!
How much did you hear?

88
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Oh, not much, just something
about a timeshare. What is that?

89
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It's... you know
what it is?

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It's complicated.
Why don't...

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Timeshare is a hotel room
you buy one week every year.

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For the rest of your life.
Okay, she doesn't...

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For attending our presentation,

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Mr. Duncan gets
his entire trip for free.

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Need to know all that.

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So...

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Your big anniversary gift
to mom is a free trip?

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This is a win-win.

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Your mom thinks I'm a hero and I've got...

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I've got no intention
of buying a timeshare.

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Come on.

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Can't we keep this between us?

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Keep what between us?

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That's why you're my favorite.

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Yeah.

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And here's our room!

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I love it!

108
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Oh, this is sweet.
Where's our room?

109
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Uh, it's a computer glitch.
They messed up our reservation.

110
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Sounds believable to me.

111
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Wait, we're all staying in one room?

112
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Oh come on, you guys, this is gonna be great.
Look at this...

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we even have a view
of what appears to be

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the parking lot of a golf course.

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I don't want to share
a room with you people.

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Okay, you two stop it.
Your very generous father

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spent a lot of money to get us here.

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Sounds believable too.

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Where are we all gonna sleep?

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It's simple... girls in one
bed, guys in the other.

121
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Oh, that is not fair.
We have Dad.

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Yeah, but Charlie
is a very restless sleeper.

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But we have Dad.

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Would you relax?
We're gonna make this work.

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Hey, Charlie, here we are in Hawaii,

126
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I'm in my bed;
Mom's in my bed;

127
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You're in my bed.

128
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But we still have the good bed because...

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Dad, can you scoot over?

130
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Sorry.
Ah!

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That's better.

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Wish them good luck, Charlie.

133
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That wasn't so bad.

134
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Speak for yourself.

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If Charlie Duncan sinks this putt,

136
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she wins a free trip
to the Kahuna Kiddies' Club,

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while mommy gets
a full-body massage.

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And she wins the trip anyway!

139
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I'm sorry, you can't go in there.
Why not?

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Because it is kapu.
Kapu?

141
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It means "forbidden."
that is sacred ground.

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Sacred ground?
Next to the towel hut?

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I don't think so.

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Stop!
If you go in there,

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bad things will happen.

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Listen, buddy, I have four kids,

147
00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,060
and I'm married to an exterminator.

148
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That's about as kapu it gets.

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What are you doing?
Putting a curse on you.

150
00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,000
Oh really?

151
00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,710
Well, if I were cursed, could I do this?

152
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♪ Ah-ua ah-ua,
ah-uh ah ah ah ah ♪

153
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♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding, boo! ♪

154
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Now your whole family is cursed.

155
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Ooh, my whole family!

156
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Got any pets?
'cause we could do this all day.

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I'll tell you what...
you do this all day

158
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and I'm gonna enjoy my vacation.

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Ah, there it is.
Ha, cursed.

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Plea...

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I used the fast-acting curse.

162
00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:06,860
Guys, come on.
We're in Hawaii.

163
00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:08,990
You can't sit in a room
all day playing video games.

164
00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:11,060
We could if you'd leave us alone.

165
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What could you possibly be playing

166
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,930
that could be better than exploring Hawaii?

167
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,030
It's a really cool game called
"Tropical Chopper Challenge."

168
00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:21,000
Yeah, right now we're flying
helicopters over volcanoes.

169
00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,900
You can do that for real on the island.

170
00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,740
Yeah, but are the graphics this good?

171
00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:27,080
Let's see.
Check it out.

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00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:29,980
Oh! Oh yeah.

173
00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:31,850
Come on, guys, let's go.

174
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,850
Come on, I'm gonna drop you off
at the helicopter,

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you're gonna have
the time of your lives.

176
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Look at this...
I even got a coupon.

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"Hal's Discount Helicopter:

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Serving the island since... February."

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Let's go.

180
00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:49,960
Hey, Gabe, in the car do you want
to play "snorkeling adventure"?

181
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000
Unless they have that in Hawaii too.

182
00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:05,010
Hi, Kai.
Oh, that rhymed.

183
00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:08,980
So am I the only one here?

184
00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,990
Is this gonna be a private lesson?

185
00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:14,720
Unless someone else shows up.
Let me get you a board.

186
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,030
All right.
Later, gator!

187
00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,960
Too much.

188
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,130
Is this where the surfing lessons are?

189
00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:26,970
Uh, yeah.
You're interested in surfing?

190
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,140
Well, at home I love channel surfing,

191
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,140
so I thought I'd try the other kind.

192
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:37,750
Well, you might have
a hard time with this class.

193
00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:40,820
The teacher doesn't speak
any English whatsoever.

194
00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,820
I'll be right with you, Teddy.

195
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,150
Wow, he's gotten better.

196
00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:49,760
Is that the surfing
instructor?

197
00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:51,960
Uh-huh. And you want
to be alone with him?

198
00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:54,100
Uh-huh.
Why didn't you just say so?

199
00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:56,130
Hawaii is for romance,

200
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:59,000
I'll find somewhere else
to avoid my husband.

201
00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:00,940
Thank you.

202
00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,170
Bye.
Bye.

203
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,840
Who was that?
I don't know.

204
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,810
She didn't speak any English.

205
00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:19,790
Oh, Mr. Duncan?
Just want to remind you,

206
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,990
the timeshare presentation
is today at 3:00.

207
00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:25,030
Yes, yes. By the way,
how long is the presentation?

208
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,830
6½ hours.

209
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,930
Wo... wow.

210
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,830
Why... why so long?

211
00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:32,970
It takes a while to break people down.

212
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,840
I mean, we have a
lot of ground to cover.

213
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:38,810
Okay.
See you then...

214
00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,810
Or not.

215
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:44,010
Hey, honey.
Hey.

216
00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:46,780
Who was that?
Uh, him?

217
00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:50,020
Uh... Director of ping-pong services.

218
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,190
Do you want to meet me by the pool?

219
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:56,160
Yeah, yeah, let me grab my suit.
And then I'll tell you about my curse.

220
00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,990
Your what?

221
00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:00,200
Cute story.
You're gonna laugh.

222
00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,800
All right.

223
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:07,770
Oh, I am so glad you're here.

224
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,870
Thank you.
Do I know you?

225
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:12,740
I happen to have
a deathly fear of elevators.

226
00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:14,680
I hate riding in them alone.

227
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,740
Well, now you have an elevator buddy.

228
00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:33,730
You okay?
Fine so far.

229
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,960
But believe me, if this
thing ever broke down,

230
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,900
you would not want
to be in here with me.

231
00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,840
Don't worry, nothing's going to happen.

232
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:46,140
What's going on?
We stopped.

233
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,940
You lied to me!

234
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,910
Wha...

235
00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:53,980
No, no, no, calm down.
I'm sure we'll start up again in a second.

236
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,120
Ah, hold me!
Oh!

237
00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:02,060
Um, okay, why don't we use the
emergency phone to call someone?

238
00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:04,930
Okay?
Okay, we'll go together.

239
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,960
Ready? Go.

240
00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,930
Okay, look, just relax.
We're going to be fine.

241
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,940
As long as we don't lose power.

242
00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:26,050
First time in a helicopter, boys?

243
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,020
Yep.
Mine too.

244
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,090
Ha!
A little helicopter humor.

245
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,690
Hey, what's that over there?

246
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,790
No idea.
Just moved here.

247
00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:40,930
Flew tours over the 
Grand Canyon for 30 years.

248
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,000
What's the name of that volcano?

249
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,830
Beats me.

250
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:49,070
But did you know that the Grand
Canyon's also a mile deep?

251
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,140
Yeah, I didn't, but school's out,

252
00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:54,180
so I'm not supposed to be
learning anything new.

253
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,750
Do you know anything about Hawaii?

254
00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:00,820
I know they got some weird food.

255
00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:03,750
I had some crazy fish today.

256
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,990
It's not sitting too well.

257
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:11,990
Either of you guys know
how to fly one of these things?

258
00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:15,930
Oh, is that more helicopter humor?

259
00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:19,970
'Fraid not.
I feel like I'm gonna...

260
00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:37,600
P.J., do something.
I am.

261
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,500
Wake up, old dude!
Wake up!

262
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,570
P.J., what are we
going to do?

263
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,640
Words, P.J.! Words!

264
00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,880
Oh.

265
00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:53,610
Well, maybe I could fly this thing.

266
00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,780
These controls kind of
look like my video game.

267
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:59,680
Where the heck is the zombie cannon?

268
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,590
Please, God, if you let me
live through this,

269
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,830
I promise I'll do something good.

270
00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:12,530
Another way to see the
Grand Canyon is by burro.

271
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:21,640
Wow, you work fast.

272
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,780
All right, good, steady.

273
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:35,550
Think you got it now?
Can I let go?

274
00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:38,590
No, no, not quite yet.

275
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:43,630
Okay, so I think we've
done enough balance.

276
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:44,860
How about some board control?

277
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:49,470
Oh, surfing, surfing, surfing.

278
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,540
That is why we're here, right?

279
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:57,480
Yeah, but I thought maybe we
could get to know each other.

280
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,480
Okay, I'll go first.

281
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,580
I love smoothies,

282
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:04,880
Um, you know, especially after a workout.

283
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,590
Or... or like a lesson
of some kind.

284
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:11,660
Well, after the lesson's done,

285
00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:13,590
do you want to get a smoothie?

286
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:16,560
Look at you...
always one step ahead of me.

287
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,530
Okay, you think you're
ready to hit the water?

288
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,800
I guess.

289
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,870
Don't worry, you'll be a natural.

290
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,940
Okay.

291
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:37,720
Whoo hoo!
This is awesome!

292
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,780
Whoa yeah!

293
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,720
I told you you'd be a natural.

294
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,720
Oh, look, one foot.

295
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,660
Oh, look, no feet.

296
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,760
Gnarly!

297
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,730
Cowabunga!

298
00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:56,570
Hey, what are you doing here?

299
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,940
This is my private lesson.

300
00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,800
You know you're dreaming, right?

301
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,710
What?

302
00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,740
Wake up, Teddy!

303
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:08,450
Teddy, wake up.

304
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,720
Honey, you okay?

305
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,750
What happened?

306
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:15,520
The last thing I remember
I was at my surfing lesson.

307
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:18,820
Yeah. Well, uh,
that didn't go too well.

308
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:22,430
On your first wave,
you shouted, "I'm a natural!"

309
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:23,860
And then you landed on your head.

310
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,830
Oh no.

311
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:27,900
I missed my smoothie date.

312
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:30,600
He was so cute.

313
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,470
What happened to you?

314
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:39,780
I was almost smothered
by my elevator buddy.

315
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:43,680
Oh yeah, big whoop.
We were almost killed in a helicopter crash.

316
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,920
Didn't you hear me?
I missed my smoothie date.

317
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,860
Wow, bad day for the Duncans.

318
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:55,630
It's almost like the whole family's cursed.

319
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,860
What are you all looking at me for?

320
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,870
Huh? I... I don't know
anything about a curse.

321
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,600
Didn't you mention something
about a curse earlier?

322
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,570
No, no, no.
No, no.

323
00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,770
I think I might have mentioned
something about a purse.

324
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:11,880
Why would I mention
something about a curse?

325
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:14,650
I mean, nothing's happened
to Charlie or you.

326
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,650
That's true.
I'm good.

327
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,720
<i>Fore!</i>

328
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,730
Mr. Duncan?

329
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,500
Hi.

330
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,610
Um, I was just doing... just
doing a quick plant inspection.

331
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,440
Yeah, that's a...
that's a ficus.

332
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,680
We missed you yesterday
at the timeshare presentation.

333
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,550
If you don't attend the one today,

334
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,720
we'll be forced to charge you
for your entire trip.

335
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:58,720
Everything?
Down to the last macadamia nut.

336
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,530
Timeshare?

337
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,450
Hey.
Hey.

338
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,680
You're watching TV, but it's not on.

339
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,880
I don't deserve entertainment.

340
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,790
Dude, what's the matter with you?

341
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:32,420
I can't get what happened in
the helicopter out of my head.

342
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,830
I just feel like a coward.

343
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,530
Well, normally I'd say that's
because you are a coward,

344
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:42,500
but I made this promise to be
good, so I won't say that.

345
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:45,670
When the helicopter pilot
passed out, I just...

346
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,570
I froze.

347
00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:48,910
I didn't do anything.

348
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,680
Except scream like a little girl...

349
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:54,510
is something else I won't say.

350
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:58,820
You know, it almost feels like
you are saying those things.

351
00:19:58,850 --> 00:20:02,650
Being good is new to me,
so there's gonna be some snags.

352
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:06,820
I just feel like a total loser.

353
00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,490
Well, wait a minute.

354
00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:13,460
I made a promise to God
to do something good.

355
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,600
And if I help you face your
fears, that would count, right?

356
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,840
And then God and I would be square.

357
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:22,540
You'd do that for me?
That's what good people do, right?

358
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:25,710
I mean, I'm just guessing here.

359
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:33,950
Hey, elevator buddy.

360
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,660
Oh, dear, what happened to you?

361
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:41,890
Swimming... jellyfish.
Things keep happening.

362
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,740
Come on, Charlie,

363
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,740
Let's go see the pretty garden...

364
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:55,810
or let's go see the pretty boy.

365
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,580
The garden's not going anywhere.

366
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,650
Kai.
Teddy.

367
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,580
How are you feeling?
That was quite the fall you took yesterday.

368
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,680
Oh yeah, but I'm fine now.

369
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,550
So can we reschedule that smoothie?

370
00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:11,660
Hold on, let me check.

371
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:17,460
How about after my next surf lesson?
Wanna meet then?

372
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,960
Sure, I'd love that.

373
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,740
Then it's a date.
Second time's the charm.

374
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,880
Well, that went well, didn't it, Charlie?

375
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:35,810
Charlie?

376
00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:37,940
Charlie!

377
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,020
<i>Next time on Good Luck Charlie.</i>

378
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,900
Charlie?
Here, girl.

379
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,000
People, quiet!

380
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,970
I know this is gonna sound
really crazy, but here goes...

381
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:55,970
We've been cursed.

382
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,980
You put this curse on my family,

383
00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:00,110
and I was just wondering
if you could reverse it.

384
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:03,010
Ready for our date?
Ah!

385
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,880
Quick favor... I need you
to pretend to be mom.

386
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,850
Why don't you stand up
and introduce yourselves?

387
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,890
Bob.
Ted... Amy.

388
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,820
Ted-Amy.

389
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:13,820
P.J., I need
your list of fears.

390
00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:16,060
I made a promise that I would
do something good.

391
00:22:16,090 --> 00:22:19,160
Ah!