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Well, well,
Boris the Animal has a visitor.

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I guess one every 40 years is okay.

3
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It's a cake.

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I decide what it is.

5
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Looks like some kind of cake.

6
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She's clean.
Well, not clean, but you know...

7
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Oh, God.

8
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Boris the Animal...

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you've got a visitor.

10
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It's just Boris.

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Your letters have been
a soul-nourishing...

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tonic.

13
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And you are much more...

14
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unconventionally handsome
than your photos.

15
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This ain't a conjugal visit.

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So quit your conjugating.

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When's the last time
you conjugated anything?

18
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I see you've brought me a treat,
darling.

19
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Would you mind cutting this up
for us? It's a special day.

20
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I'm a romantic like that.

21
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Oh, I wouldn't do that.

22
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Why's that?

23
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It'll ruin your figure.

24
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You complete me.

25
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The big one.

26
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Boris! You promised
to take me with you!

27
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We had a deal!

28
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Obadiah Price.

29
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Yes. I did make you a promise.

30
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Wait. I smell something.

31
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You can't win, Boris.

32
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Let's agree to disagree.

33
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There's too many of us.

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Rather hot in here.
Mind if I open a window?

35
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Sorry, darling.
We did love the cake.

36
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Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?

37
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Good afternoon.

38
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Please give your attention
to my associate, Agent J.

39
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He's going to demonstrate
an electro-biomechanical...

40
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neural-transmitting,
zero-synapse repositioner.

41
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We call it the neuralyser.

42
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- Keep it simple, slick.
- Thanks a lot.

43
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Thank you, Agent K.

44
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Ah... ladies and gentlemen,
if you will look right here.

45
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Ok, you know now you're on an airplane and the
flight attendant asked to turn your cellphone off?

46
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You're like, "I ain't turning my cellphone off.
It got nothing to do with a damn airplane."

47
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Well, this is what we get.
That's what happens.

48
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It gets up there, bounces around
on the satellites and bam.

49
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Just turn your damn cellphone off.

50
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Now you're gonna drive off a cliff
tonight because your GPS don't work.

51
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Check the composition of the fuel units
and run a scan on the surface deposits.

52
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I wanna know who was driving that thing.

53
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Yes, sir.

54
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- What are you gonna say tonight?
- Don't worry.

55
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No, I'm very worried.
This is important.

56
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- I'm hungry. You hungry?
- K.

57
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Seriously,
I'm not even sure that's meat.

58
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I think I just saw a tooth in that thing.
Or a claw. Or a hoof.

59
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Thanks, Manny.

60
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That does not belong in a pita,
it belongs in a casket.

61
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What would go good with this
would be silence.

62
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See, here's the problem.

63
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You can't smell it...

64
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because your nose already
smells like that, but my nose doesn't.

65
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Silence goes good with a lot of things.
Have you ever try it or is it talking the way you breathe?

66
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If you hate me just say that you hate me.
Don't take it out on the car.

67
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Let me enjoy this.

68
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Whoa, enjoyment.

69
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So that's what enjoyment looks like
on that face. I like that emotion.

70
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I keep emotion out of it.

71
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Out of what, K? Life?

72
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Sure you don't wanna run it by me?

73
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- Let me know what you are going to say?
- Don't worry.

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Oh, no, I'm worried. Very worried.

75
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It's the man's eulogy.
You have to show some feeling.

76
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You know that thing that people do when they
change their expression on their face?

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I worked with Zed for 40 years.
He was a hell of an agent.

78
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And I have written
a hell of a speech for him.

79
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People will be moved.

80
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And now a few words from Agent K.

81
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I worked with Zed for over 40 years,
and in all that time...

82
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he never invited me to dinner.

83
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He never asked me to his house
to watch a game.

84
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He never shared a single detail
of his personal life.

85
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Yeah, he was weird.

86
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Thank you.

87
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And now we will hear from
our new chief, Agent O.

88
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Thank you, Agent K.
That was very moving.

89
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- That was your eulogy?
- He was a good man.

90
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Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.

91
00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:07,171
When I told the Finucian Zyglot
about Zed's passing...

92
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she said something
that I'm going to repeat.

93
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And I'm paraphrasing.

94
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That's just so Zed.

95
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Thank you.

96
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You lose something over here,
Hondo?

97
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Can you promise, if I go first, you'll
do better than that at my funeral?

98
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You know, something like:

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"J was a friend."

100
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Now there's a big part of me
that's gone.

101
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Oh, J, all the things
that I should have said...

102
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,442
except I was too old...

103
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,403
and craggy and surly...

104
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and just tight. I was too...

105
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,573
tight.

106
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:20,661
"Now I'm gonna just miss
your caramel-brown skin."

107
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,538
I'll wing something.

108
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:28,627
K, it's O. We have reports
of several humans suffering from...

109
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intestinal worms of alien origin.

110
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Thank you, O.

111
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,093
How did you get to be like you?

112
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,053
Something happened, K.
What happened?

113
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You know how I live
such a happy life?

114
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How you live such a happy life?

115
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I don't ask questions
I don't want to know the answer to.

116
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That's deep.

117
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,744
Jeffrey.

118
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,331
Do I know you?

119
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:10,002
Your services are legendary.
So says your father, Obadiah.

120
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,837
You were in Lunar-Max.

121
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,591
There is no prison that can hold me.

122
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,136
Cool for you.
What do you need from me, man?

123
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The device.

124
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:25,351
I'm going back in time to kill a man
before he takes my arm.

125
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,785
K, J!

126
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:46,538
So happy to see you.
Mr. Wu get you your regular table?

127
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,130
You no hungry?

128
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,382
Show us the tanks, Wu.

129
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,802
Oh, sure, sure. You look.
Very fresh.

130
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,720
Show us the tanks in the back.

131
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,182
So sorry. No speak English.
You come back later, okay?

132
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,643
Save the chop-socky bullshit
for the tourists, Wu.

133
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,399
Hey, what you guys
wanna bust my balls for, huh?

134
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,109
You don't have no balls.

135
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,323
Man, you look like
you come from the planet...

136
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,574
Damn.

137
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,620
And Bob here is a clear violation
of Health Ordinance 32:

138
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:30,165
Selling unlicenced extraterrestrial...

139
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,752
foodstuffs.

140
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,337
That is an Earth fish.

141
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,006
Very traditional in China.
You arrest me...

142
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,216
that's a hate crime!

143
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,384
It would be...

144
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,136
if you were Chinese.

145
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,721
K, come on. I got larvae to feed.

146
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,058
Who is the Spiky Bulba for?

147
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,143
Nobody.

148
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,310
Who's it for?

149
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,478
I keep them just in case!

150
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,021
- In case of what?
- I don't know!

151
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,106
Anybody!

152
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,566
All right, you slug.

153
00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,653
Wu...

154
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:03,407
Ah...he and I are having issues in our relationship
right now, but you shouldn't have suffer for that.

155
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,283
Thank you, J.

156
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,578
So if you don't like getting fish-slapped,
I need you to keep to our agreement.

157
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,372
Earth people get Earth fish.
Real Earth fish.

158
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,959
On behalf of my pathetic self
and worthless children, you stay.

159
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,671
Allow me most honourable benefit
of serving you favourite noodles, K?

160
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,715
Don't nobody want your
nasty-ass noodles, Wu.

161
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,592
You're a piece of shit, Wu.

162
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:22,926
Shrimp and pak choy.

163
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,637
We're gonna be here for a while.

164
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,112
That was just mean.

165
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,698
What you did to Wu back there.

166
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,701
Snatched his skirt off.

167
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,870
That's just disrespectful.

168
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,872
I used to play a game
with my dad:

169
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What'll You Have
For Your Last Meal.

170
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,377
You could do worse than this.

171
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:00,881
Okay.

172
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,800
I played a game with my dad...

173
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,010
called catch.

174
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,679
Except I'd throw the ball
and it'd just hit the wall...

175
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,181
because he wasn't there.

176
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,225
Don't badmouth your old man.

177
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,020
I'm not badmouthing him.
I just didn't really know him.

178
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,730
It's not right.

179
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,941
Damn right it's not.
A litttle boy needs a father.

180
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,318
Table one hasn't ordered a thing.
Table three...

181
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,237
just drank his fourth cup...

182
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,697
of duck sauce.

183
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,118
K, the crashed ship...

184
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,995
from this morning
was stolen from...

185
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:32,829
Lunar-Max Prison.

186
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:33,956
Boris the Animal.

187
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,165
How did you know?

188
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,792
He has a taste for Spiky Bulba.

189
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,502
Give us a minute, chief.

190
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,381
We're in a situation.

191
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,299
Oh, yeah.

192
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,510
I take the Chloropod.

193
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,803
You take the Tarantabee.

194
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,429
And the Hydronian over there.

195
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,681
I'll take the kitchen.

196
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,474
Meet you on the street.

197
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,434
This is a very confusing time...

198
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,894
in my life.

199
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:16,665
Hey.

200
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,890
Keep your mouth closed,
keep your head down.

201
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,562
Hello, K.

202
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:06,817
Boris the Animal.

203
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,569
It's just Boris.

204
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:13,824
You haven't changed very much.
I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.

205
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,410
Yes, my arm.

206
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,997
We've thought about that moment...

207
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,709
every day for the last 40 years.

208
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,919
Well, that's just not living a full life.

209
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,797
I can promise you
it will be longer than yours.

210
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:32,676
Lonelier too. Since you're
the last Boglodite standing.

211
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,678
We'll see about that.

212
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:38,598
But first,
I want the pleasure of killing you.

213
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,891
Yo, K.

214
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,729
- Where the hell have you been?
- Fishing.

215
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,000
You don't know it, K,
but you're already dead.

216
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,090
You all right?

217
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,520
May I have everyone's attention,
please?

218
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:30,734
Thank you.

219
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,987
Ok you know your kid won
the goldfish in that little baggie...

220
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,740
from the school fair and you didn't
want the nasty thing in your house...

221
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:40,368
so you told your kid it ran away but what you really
did was flushed it down the toilet?

222
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,037
Well, this is what happens.

223
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,415
Okay? See what I'm talking about?
Don't lie to your kids.

224
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,299
Man, I am getting too old for this.

225
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,802
I can only imagine how you feel.

226
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,054
Boris the Animal.

227
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:02,599
I put him away a long time ago.
It's the worst mistake I ever made.

228
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,851
Why? Was he innocent?

229
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,937
Should have killed him.

230
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,107
- Well, shit, let's go get him.
- No.

231
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,068
- No.
- Leave it alone.

232
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,444
It's above your pay grade.

233
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,363
We're partners, we have the same pay grade.

234
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,449
It has nothing to do with you.
Mind your own business.

235
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,578
Okay, first of all, let's get a little bit
of that bass out your voice.

236
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,246
And secondly, as long as Spikey Boy
is running around town,

237
00:19:26,247 --> 00:19:27,247
this is my whole business.

238
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,835
You will forget about Boris or my report will reflect

239
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,003
that your conduct has been unbecoming.

240
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,507
Well, maybe my report
is gonna reflect some shit too, K.

241
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,176
- You are suspended for two weeks.
- Bullshit.

242
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,303
Four... weeks.

243
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,556
How about I quit?

244
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,975
There are things out there
you do not need to know.

245
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,186
That's not the lie you told me
when you recruited me.

246
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,155
What up, pops?

247
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,992
- Lose your partner?
- Yeah.

248
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,829
Next shuttle to Afazumba...

249
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,874
leaving in 22 minutes.

250
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:21,970
Search...

251
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,138
Boris the Animal.

252
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,557
Boris the Animal,
Boglodite assassin.

253
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,517
Boglodites were a rogue alien race...

254
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,686
that consumed all planets
in their path.

255
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,730
Boris the Animal
was the only suspect...

256
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,065
in a series of alien murders
committed on Earth.

257
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,191
Incident report.

258
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,902
Boris the Animal was convicted...

259
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,906
for the following murders
that occurred on July 15,1969.

260
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:45,660
Murder number one: Coney Island,
10:37 a.m. Roman the Fabulist.

261
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,954
Murder number two: The Factory.

262
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:48,788
Refine search.

263
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:49,831
Agent K.

264
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,459
Junior Agent K apprehended
and arrested...

265
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:57,172
Boris the Animal on July 16,1969,
at Cape Canaveral, Florida.

266
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,757
- Cape Canaveral...
- Agent K...

267
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,384
received highest commendation
for heroic action...

268
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:02,886
including implementation...

269
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,721
of the Arc Net Defence System...

270
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,390
which protected the Earth
from Boglodite invasion...

271
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,267
and led to the race's extinction.

272
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,435
Details.

273
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,020
Access restricted.

274
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:18,485
Excuse me? Clearance level
senior agent, class one. J.

275
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:19,861
Access denied.

276
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,529
What?

277
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:40,256
So why this sudden interest
in your partner's old exploits?

278
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,342
What happened between Boris and K?

279
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,426
That's easy.

280
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,637
K imprisoned Boris.
He put up the Arc Net.

281
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,348
He protected the Earth
from the Boglodites.

282
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,100
He did his job.

283
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,936
That's not what I'm asking you.

284
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,771
Cape Canaveral, what happened?

285
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,732
Something that changed him.

286
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,026
Leave it at that.

287
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,322
So you two go way back, huh?

288
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,579
That's classified.

289
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,332
A word of advice, Agent J.

290
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,128
Don't ask questions
you don't want to know the answer to.

291
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:23,633
That's funny.
That is exactly what K said.

292
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,556
He's a very wise man.

293
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,058
Take the rest of the night off.

294
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:49,492
What?

295
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,245
Guess I owe you some answers,
hoss.

296
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,414
What, you're feeling chatty
all of a sudden?

297
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,290
Sorry, I can't talk right now.

298
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,291
I've got some secret cases of my own I'm working on.

299
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,795
I hate to tear you away
from your video game.

300
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,881
All right, I'm hanging up.

301
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:06,509
You know the most destructive force
in the universe?

302
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,137
Sugar?

303
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,139
Regret.

304
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,393
You don't have to wait. Just talk.

305
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,188
I promised you the secrets
of the universe. Nothing more.

306
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,357
So there's secrets out there
the universe don't know about?

307
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,146
Mommy.

308
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,956
Can I help you?

309
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,669
K?

310
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,838
5K.

311
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:12,844
I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk?

312
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,889
Can I...? I'm so sorry.
I don't know what...

313
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,893
Mommy, the president is drinking...

314
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,312
my milk.

315
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,439
I'm sorry.

316
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,986
He didn't say please.

317
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,461
- K get in yet?
- Who?

318
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:47,503
You new?

319
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,340
Very funny, Agent J.

320
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:01,267
J, everything you told me yesterday,
you were right as rain.

321
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:04,020
- Thank God for that 10-hour stakeout.
- Who are you?

322
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,898
Exactly.
I feel like a whole new man today.

323
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:10,860
Like this great weight has been lifted.
I've got this anger issues my entire life...

324
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:13,613
but now I see I was mad at myself.
And my stepmom.

325
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,782
Sir, I'm gonna need you
to stop talking.

326
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,243
It's like I closed
this emotional window.

327
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,453
But yesterday I threw a brick right
through that window.

328
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,497
And I just wanna thank you for handing me that brick, J.

329
00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:25,165
Okay whoever you are, I need you to give me five feet

330
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:26,894
or I'll pluck you in your throat.

331
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,463
Okay I'm gonna go to the little Men's-in-Black room...

332
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:34,175
then we'll go find those morons
from Pox Ethera. Lunch is on me.

333
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,053
Who was that?

334
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:40,139
Double A? Your partner.

335
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:45,228
I need you to go get me some
chocolate milk, all right?

336
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:48,064
Just a really big glass.
And have you seen K?

337
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:49,774
Did he call in sick or anything?

338
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,401
Who's K?

339
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,821
All right, all right,
go ahead, go ahead.

340
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:55,738
K!

341
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,157
All right.

342
00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,826
You got me.

343
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,245
I'll give it to you.
It's funny, very elaborate.

344
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:05,581
Oh, and all of you,
fantastic performances.

345
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:08,459
Can't believe you all waited 14 years
to develop a sense of humour...

346
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,336
but this is a good one.

347
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,338
But K, I need you to come out here now...

348
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,924
because I'm starting
to get a little pissed off.

349
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,385
Agent J, would you mind
keeping your voice down...

350
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,429
and telling me who is it you're looking for?

351
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,722
I'm looking for K.

352
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,557
Who is K?

353
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,019
You too? You too.

354
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,146
I mean, who is he to you?

355
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,439
My partner.

356
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,108
Older gentleman, 110...

357
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,318
maybe 111 years old.

358
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:38,448
Sort of a surly, Elvis thing happening
with him. He smiles like this.

359
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,742
Seen him around?

360
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,746
I'll take you to K.

361
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,748
Thank you.

362
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,548
- What is that supposed to be?
- That's K.

363
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,800
He's been dead for over 40 years.

364
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:02,388
No. Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke
is that it be funny.

365
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,307
It's never been funny.

366
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,982
Computer, Agent K
and Boris the Animal.

367
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,860
Men in Black incident report,
July, 1969.

368
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,195
Location, Cape Canaveral.

369
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,739
Perpetrator Boris the Animal
escaped and fled Earth.

370
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:23,159
Assumed to have returned to home
planet Boglodotia 20 light-years away.

371
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:26,662
Agent K pronounced dead at scene and
awarded posthumous commendation

372
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,749
for meritorious action which prevented
greater loss of human life.

373
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,417
That's not what happened.

374
00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,544
I just looked at this report.
K put Boris away...

375
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,672
- Agent K is dead.
- Well, I just talked to him last night.

376
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,257
- You are imagining.
- I'm not imagining any thing.

377
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,385
- I need a psych team up here right now.
- Yes, ma'am.

378
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,389
Aqua Velva aftershave.
I didn't imagine that.

379
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:49,102
When every stakeout,
endless hours of cowboy music.

380
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,312
When every morning with his coffee...

381
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,108
he'd say, "I tell you something, slick.
This coffee tastes like dirt."

382
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,485
And I was supposed to say,
"What do you expect?

383
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,445
- It was ground this morning."
- "This morning."

384
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,322
How do you know that?

385
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,865
Chocolate milk, sir?

386
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:06,536
Where you been, man?
It was like an hour ago.

387
00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:08,871
Wait.

388
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:11,916
How long have you been craving
chocolatised dairy products?

389
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,459
Just today.

390
00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,254
Are you experiencing headaches?
Dizziness?

391
00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:17,922
Loss of balance?

392
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,590
Agitation? Depression?

393
00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:20,925
Hell, yeah.

394
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,679
There are only been two possibilities.
One is you've been bitten...

395
00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:26,347
by a Hovartian brain tick...

396
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,975
and could die in horrible agony
at any moment.

397
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,396
Damn it. It's not the tick.

398
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:35,523
"Damn it, it's not the tick"?

399
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,358
It's something worse than the tick?

400
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:42,029
Your obsession
with chocolate milk indicates...

401
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,782
that you might be involved
in some sort of a temporal fracture.

402
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,784
I don't know what you're talking about.

403
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,370
Chocolate milk relieves
temporal-fracture headaches.

404
00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:51,205
What's a temporal fracture?

405
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,373
A break in the timeline.

406
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:53,499
I don't know what you're talking about.

407
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,501
Time travel! Time travel.

408
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,879
There's no such thing
as time travel.

409
00:29:58,255 --> 00:29:59,714
- Well, there is.
- No.

410
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:00,965
There's not.

411
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,550
Because if there were...

412
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,720
a class-one senior agent
such as myself...

413
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:08,431
would have been made aware of it,
wouldn't he have?

414
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:11,142
Were it not classified
and way above his pay grade.

415
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,519
You know what, I need a raise.

416
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,272
There was one man, scumbag,
Obadiah Price.

417
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,484
He figured it out, we busted him,
we made time travel illegal...

418
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:23,196
throughout the universe
and he is serving life on Lunar-Max.

419
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:26,115
No... That's where Boris
was locked up.

420
00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,369
If Boris worked out
how to time jump...

421
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,247
he could seriously change
the course of history.

422
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,626
Attention.
Early warning system engaged.

423
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,754
Inbound hostile warships
entering solar system.

424
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,964
Boglodite markings
and language detected.

425
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:45,593
Boglodite. Boris is a Boglodite,
but they're extinct.

426
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,053
Apparently not.

427
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:50,181
Catastrophic Earth attack imminent.

428
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,058
Put up the Arc Net.

429
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,936
- The what?
- The Arc Net. The defence system.

430
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,771
K got it specifically for the Boglodites.

431
00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,524
There is no K.

432
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,984
He's been dead for over 40 years.

433
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:05,780
No K. No defence system.

434
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,698
Boris jumped back and killed him.

435
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,785
If you wanna save the world,
you gonna stop that from happening.

436
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,621
You have to find Jeffrey Price.
He's Obadiah's son.

437
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,290
Let's hope the little squirt
hasn't skipped town.

438
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:22,421
- Good luck, J!
- This planet's toast.

439
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:41,649
How can I help you?
We're having an amazing sale...

440
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:42,483
on batteries.

441
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,278
Well okay, we got other stuff,
like headphones, adapters or...

442
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,405
You helped Boris the Animal
time jump.

443
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:49,657
Wow, wow. Okay, I had to.
That dude's a freak.

444
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:50,825
He killed my partner.

445
00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:53,369
I want to know when
and where you sent him.

446
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,871
What, you think I keep,
like, a logbook?

447
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,462
Target vector, July 16...

448
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,548
...1969.
- All right.

449
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,466
Alright, that's a real bummer
about your buddy.

450
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,093
I'm sure he was like a really great guy.

451
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,304
But in terms of the whole space-time continuum...

452
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,098
your friend was a little blip
on the historical radar!

453
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,938
That's a big blip.

454
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:24,150
- Okay. What's the plan?
- You're gonna send me...

455
00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,235
back to July 15th, 1969.

456
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:29,196
No, that's a stupid plan,
because I sent Boris to July 16th.

457
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,241
I'm not worried about that one.
I gonna kill the younger Boris...

458
00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,868
before the older one even shows up.

459
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:36,495
That way, neither of them
will even exist.

460
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,498
That's why you get to wear
the black suit.

461
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:40,916
No?

462
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:43,210
You're gonna leave me hanging?
Okay.

463
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,880
Oh, I just thought of something.
You know, even way back then...

464
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:48,132
New York was like a big-ish city.

465
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,217
So I mean how? How are you
gonna really find him?

466
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:54,847
On July 15th, Boris killed an alien,
Roman the Fabulist, at Coney Island.

467
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,183
You're gonna get there first
and be waiting for him?

468
00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,477
Dude, they should give you
like two black suits.

469
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:00,895
My man, for real?

470
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:01,937
Oh, right.

471
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,356
Sorry.

472
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,524
This...

473
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:08,110
is the real deal. Time-jump gear.

474
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,987
Very rare, very old.

475
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,323
But first, we gotta get high.

476
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:13,866
Hey. No.

477
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,702
No. No, I mean, really high.

478
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:41,602
Hey, man? A little help here?

479
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,648
Thank you.

480
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:46,691
Okay.

481
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,859
You know the rules of time jumps right?

482
00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:50,860
Give me the short version.

483
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,823
Okay. You wanna save your partner,
word of advice:

484
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,533
Stay away from him.

485
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,202
Yeah, got it. Stay away from K.
Just kill Boris.

486
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,204
Now, take these.

487
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,123
It gets pretty windy
on the way down.

488
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,500
The way down?

489
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,002
With eyes tearing up,
it's hard to read the time dial.

490
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,589
Plus, it helps you look like a real
time traveller, which is cool.

491
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,842
I am not jumping off of this building!

492
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:14,885
Time jump.

493
00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:16,929
Okay, now...

494
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:18,889
I gotta set this thing...

495
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,641
to the 15th.

496
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:22,852
That seems...

497
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,020
right-ish.

498
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,064
Now...

499
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,692
all you gotta do is jump.

500
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,278
Hey, hey, stop. Stop it.

501
00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:34,155
Now as soon as you're moving fast enough...

502
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,867
that circle is gonna fill up with
some sort of green time-travel liquid...

503
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:39,785
and it's gonna glow really bright.

504
00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:42,580
As soon as that happens, you need to
break that blue laser line...

505
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,707
with your thumb
to complete the circuit.

506
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,917
At this height, that should be...

507
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,004
Let's see, mass of Earth
and 30-something feet per minute...

508
00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:52,631
It's 32 feet per second. Per second.

509
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,759
That sounds right-ish.

510
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:59,263
So that would be, I guess,
about two feet off the ground.

511
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,723
I break the laser line?

512
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:01,891
No, don't break it!

513
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:04,018
- No, when I'm fast enough!
- Sounds good!

514
00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:07,104
Do I break the laser line
or do I not break the laser line?

515
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,273
Do not lose that time device...

516
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,402
or you will be stuck in 1969!

517
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,405
It wasn't the best time
for your people.

518
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,618
I'm just saying.
It's, like, a lot cooler now.

519
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,328
How will I know if it works?

520
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:24,330
You'll either know...

521
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,832
or you won't.

522
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,216
You must really love this guy
to do this.

523
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:38,427
Oh, wait. How come I remember K,
but nobody else does?

524
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:44,183
- That means you were there!
- I was where?

525
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:47,311
If you survive, you gotta come back
and tell me everything. Okay?

526
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,145
Where was I?

527
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:50,815
You gotta go!

528
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:51,774
Just go, go, go!

529
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,092
Oh, no!

530
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:35,818
Come on!

531
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,749
- My man, what's today?
- Tuesday.

532
00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:15,417
- The date?
- The 15th.

533
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:17,169
- Of?
- July.

534
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,463
- Dog, the year.
- 1969.

535
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,256
Thank you.

536
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,884
Look at me like I'm crazy.

537
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:35,354
Far out.

538
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,982
Jerry rocked Haight-Ashbury
like you wouldn't believe.

539
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,283
Okay, we're here.

540
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,994
- Happy?
- You're such a pill, Fred.

541
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:55,666
- Get us checked in.
- Yeah, yeah.

542
00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:58,544
Hey. Hey, do me a favour, all right?

543
00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,921
- Just be careful with the luggage.
- Absolutely, sir.

544
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,258
I paid a lot of money
for that luggage.

545
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:05,426
We'll take very good care...

546
00:39:05,427 --> 00:39:07,227
Last time i was here, it got scuffed up
and I had to replace it.

547
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,597
Here you go, sir.
Just call down when you need it.

548
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,225
There's more luggage in the trunk.

549
00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:16,520
Yeah, it'll be in your room, sir.
Just go in.

550
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,606
Excuse me. Excuse me, who is that?
Who are you?

551
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:27,906
Let's go!

552
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:46,967
Far out, man!

553
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,887
If you want to keep that, I wouldn't.

554
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,638
Make love, not war.

555
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:55,184
I prefer to do both.

556
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,930
How are you, officers?
What can I do you for?

557
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:36,183
Well, look at this.
Power windows, power seats.

558
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:38,477
- I'll bet you it cost 6 grand.
- Yeah.

559
00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:41,980
Yes, and it has a roof,
but it's hidden.

560
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,024
Hey, what kind of work do you do?

561
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,484
An individual of your...

562
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,570
particular ethnic persuasion?

563
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,491
Maybe he's a noted athlete.

564
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:58,080
Yes. Starting forward
for the Detroit Darkies.

565
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,499
- Where'd you get the car?
- And the suit?

566
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,377
I stole them both.
Car from your wife...

567
00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:05,379
suit from your grandmother.

568
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:07,881
Hey.

569
00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:09,883
What do we have here?
Concealed weapon?

570
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,760
Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.

571
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,929
- Hey, what's this?
- Probably drugs.

572
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,390
Listen I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer...

573
00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:19,476
before you press that small button
on the side firmly.

574
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:20,310
Press it.

575
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,652
That, gentlemen,
is a standard-issue neuralyser.

576
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,279
but you're not gonna remember that.

577
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:33,198
And just because you see
a black man driving a nice car...

578
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,659
does not mean it's stolen.

579
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:42,207
I stole that one.
But not because I'm black.

580
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,920
I'll be done
with the car in a minute!

581
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:50,674
Just find it and take it back
to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.

582
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,482
Where is the Archanan?

583
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,734
You are too late.

584
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:11,570
He is going to give the humans...

585
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:12,404
the Arc Net.

586
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,533
Let's agree to disagree.

587
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,649
We'll take it from here.

588
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,442
K?

589
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,112
K! K!

590
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,047
Dad, I'm on Earth.

591
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:13,840
I need bail.

592
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:26,395
Will the owner of a blue
warp-speed cruiser...

593
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:28,981
please report to the front desk.

594
00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:36,488
You need to turn the electricity
down on that damn thing.

595
00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,824
Can't taste my fricking tongue, K.

596
00:43:38,992 --> 00:43:40,117
How do you know my name?

597
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,454
What? Because I called you "K"?

598
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,748
No, I call everybody K.

599
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,667
It's kind of my thing.

600
00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,002
What up, K?

601
00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:51,461
All right, I sort of...K...

602
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:56,883
Yeah, that's kind of my thing.
I just... Some people like it.

603
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,177
Most people.

604
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:00,971
Now that I know what you look like...

605
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,764
when you're lying, show me...

606
00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:05,309
what you look like
when you're telling the truth?

607
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,687
I won those at Coney island
on the ring toss.

608
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,273
I won a stuffed bear once,
but never one of these.

609
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:13,317
Must be good, slick.

610
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,194
All right, sir,
I was minding my own business.

611
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,530
I was out there waiting for my girl,
who, by the way...

612
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:21,325
is probably worried sick
looking for me right now.

613
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,494
So I just...I needed. I need my things
and I need to get back to her.

614
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:25,579
What's your gal name?

615
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:28,415
Your gal, what's her name?

616
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,500
Sch..Schtaron?

617
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,213
Schtaron?

618
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,928
I bet Schtaron
likes that suit of yours.

619
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,765
What, it's a crime
to wear a black suit?

620
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:47,809
All right, listen.
I haven't done anything wrong.

621
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:50,437
And I need to get out of here.
I cannot be here with you.

622
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:54,775
Terribly sorry. X is frightfully upset
about the whole Coney Island incident.

623
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,443
Thanks for the heads-up.

624
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,822
Oh, man, this coffee tastes like dirt.

625
00:45:00,990 --> 00:45:03,742
- What do you expect? It was...
- Just ground this morning.

626
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:05,494
O?

627
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,666
No, I call ladies "O."

628
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:14,878
To me, O is feminine,
K is masculine.

629
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:19,549
You know, I see a couple,
I'm like, "O-K."

630
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:22,094
What a mess. Any casualties?

631
00:45:22,303 --> 00:45:24,179
Yes, Roman the Fabulist.

632
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,598
Any human casualties?

633
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,892
No, sir.

634
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,186
Who the hell is this?

635
00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:32,771
Look, I was...

636
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:35,941
- Stray human caught in the net.
- Code 43 him and throw him back.

637
00:45:36,109 --> 00:45:38,193
You're late for a meeting
with the Viagrans.

638
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,487
They have a revolutionary new pill.

639
00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:41,822
It's really...

640
00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:44,699
Okay, slick.

641
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:48,662
I was waiting for my girl.

642
00:45:48,830 --> 00:45:49,871
Schtaron.

643
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,707
Yes, she's Greek.

644
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:58,213
Okay. Just one last thing.
An eye exam.

645
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,430
That's not an eye exam, K.
That's a big-ass neuralyser!

646
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,766
You sure have a lot of information for
a fella who doesn't know anything.

647
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,309
I see what you're saying.

648
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,854
You know what, K,
we need to hold up a second.

649
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,230
K!

650
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,774
Let's get this bite guard in here.

651
00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,693
Hey, back up, back up.

652
00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:23,613
K, listen, I think we got off
on the wrong foot, all right?

653
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:26,116
So let's just stop for a second
and talk.

654
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,993
Don't put me in here, K!

655
00:46:28,161 --> 00:46:29,327
Too late, hoss.

656
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:32,497
K, no, listen to me.
I can help you with this case!

657
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,791
K!

658
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,336
I'm doing the truth face!
You're missing it!

659
00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,338
I'll just use my imagination.

660
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:44,759
K, the killer...

661
00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:47,637
you're looking for, I'm after
the same guy. A Boglodite.

662
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:48,847
His name is Boris.

663
00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:50,140
Ship has sailed, amigo.

664
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,058
If we don't get him, there'll be two of them.

665
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:54,144
You had my undivided attention.

666
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,437
One will have one arm...

667
00:46:55,605 --> 00:46:57,314
and one's gonna have two. K!

668
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:58,815
Listen to me!

669
00:46:58,983 --> 00:46:59,941
If you erase me...

670
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:01,359
you erase the world!

671
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:04,237
Fifteen seconds...

672
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,615
to neuralysation. Fourteen.

673
00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:09,451
Thirteen. Twelve.

674
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:12,537
Eleven. Ten. Nine.

675
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:17,626
When you see Boris tomorrow, K,
kill him. Do not arrest him, kill him!

676
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:20,837
Four. Three. Two.

677
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:31,264
Is this thing off?
Hey, I don't think it's all the way off, K!

678
00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:33,767
It's whirring and buzzing.

679
00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:36,895
I don't know if I don't know nothing.

680
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,275
I knew Roman.

681
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,320
His wife cooked me dinner once.
While it was not pleasant...

682
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:46,988
he was my friend.

683
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:50,158
Last chance, who are you
and what do you know?

684
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,573
I'm an agent in the men in black...

685
00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:58,199
but from the future. We're partners.

686
00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,960
25 years from now, you gonna recruit me...

687
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:03,213
and 14 years after that, the guy you
didn't let me kill today at Coney Island...

688
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,382
he escapes from prison and jumps back to the past...

689
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,050
and unleashes a full scale invasion on Earth.

690
00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:09,220
We have about 19 hours to catch him and kill him

691
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:12,055
so, really, we need to go right now.

692
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:20,772
All right.

693
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:28,238
So that's the story you believe.

694
00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:29,447
That one was the truth.

695
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,700
Wasn't the whole truth,
but I guess it'll do for now.

696
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:34,695
What the hell are you talking about?
Of course it's the whole truth.

697
00:48:34,696 --> 00:48:35,196
I told you everything.

698
00:48:35,255 --> 00:48:38,466
The problem with a lie is once
you start lying you put yourself...

699
00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:43,920
Agent K.

700
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,797
What's he still doing here?

701
00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:48,800
I might have cooked him too long.
Thought I'd walk him out.

702
00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:50,802
I put my pants on.

703
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:58,018
Okay, future man, where to?

704
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,604
I don't know.

705
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:01,771
What do you mean you don't know?

706
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,819
I don't know.
Go wherever you went last time.

707
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:10,405
I haven't been here last time.
I didn't tell you where I went?

708
00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:13,992
No. I mean, we don't really talk.

709
00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:18,330
What kind of partners sit in a car all day
every day for 14 years and don't talk?

710
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:23,084
Exactly. And this is the type
of problem it causes.

711
00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:24,294
It's dysfunctional.

712
00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:28,632
All right, sport, you better get useful
real quick or you go back in room 43.

713
00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:31,343
Man...

714
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,641
There was something in the file
about a factory.

715
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,976
Something happened at a factory.

716
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:45,815
Hey, look, man, you can put
your Jedi Knight on me all you want.

717
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,233
That's all I got.

718
00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:53,657
That spark something?

719
00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:56,534
Roman had this on his person
when he was murdered.

720
00:49:59,038 --> 00:49:59,704
It's a matchbook.

721
00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:01,748
No, it's a clue.

722
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,583
He didn't smoke.

723
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,156
You lose something over here,
Hondo?

724
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,908
No.

725
00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,369
Hey, man, how old are you?

726
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,081
Twenty-nine.

727
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:45,500
You got some city miles on you.

728
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:49,295
I'm starting to understand
why we don't talk.

729
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,888
- How well do you know this place?
- I know its reputation.

730
00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:03,017
I don't like it. I hate going in blind.
I'm gonna need my gun.

731
00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:05,437
Sure thing, slick.

732
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:08,022
K! Wait, no, I gotta go in
with you!

733
00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:09,983
You sit tight. I'll be fine.

734
00:51:10,151 --> 00:51:12,318
Wait, no! No!

735
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:13,278
K!

736
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:16,156
K, don't go in by yourself!

737
00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:19,701
Hi, fellas.

738
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:23,371
Need to see the boss.

739
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:24,873
He's busy.

740
00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,084
Well, I'm gonna just
take a look around.

741
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:36,217
Looks like we have ourselves
a standoff.

742
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,344
Looks that way.

743
00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:45,477
- Still keep the key under the ashtray.
- Lucky guess.

744
00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:47,187
Now, where were we?

745
00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,230
I was about to tell you to screw off.

746
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,274
Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?

747
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,610
Absolutely MIB league champ,
three years running.

748
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,445
Well, let's see it.

749
00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:57,655
You did not walk into my...

750
00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:59,616
establishment
and rip my head off!

751
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:03,286
My man, look, we don't have a lot of time.
You really need to tell him something.

752
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,121
I'll tell him this!

753
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,289
All right, your head.

754
00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:10,460
Wait. Hey, if you do this,
I am gonna hunt you down...

755
00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:11,795
and I will make sure you...

756
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,463
walk funny for the rest...

757
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,715
of your miserable last days
on Earth!

758
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:17,801
Tough spare, slick.

759
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:19,219
You messed with the wrong head!

760
00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,554
- His head's a little...
- You gonna tell us...

761
00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:23,223
where Dom is?

762
00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,683
I'll kill you both.
I swear I'll kill both of youse!

763
00:52:27,805 --> 00:52:28,305
Ouch. Jesus.

764
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,571
Your hook's a little off.
Want me to clean her?

765
00:52:30,639 --> 00:52:32,265
- Sure thing.
- No, no, no.

766
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:35,985
Come on, I just cleaned
the bathroom with this thing!

767
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,445
No cleaning! No cleaning!

768
00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:41,616
Okay! Okay, all right!
All right, he's in the back.

769
00:52:41,784 --> 00:52:44,369
But he's not gonna talk
to Men in Black scum like you.

770
00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:46,204
Now give me back my head.

771
00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:49,749
K, I call this one
"Low Hanging Fruit."

772
00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:51,209
That ain't a finger hole...

773
00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:53,086
you sick bastard!

774
00:52:53,254 --> 00:52:54,420
I'll pop your head off...

775
00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:55,964
and see how you like it.

776
00:52:58,592 --> 00:52:59,843
I'm gonna kill both of you!

777
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:02,303
I'm gonna kill the both of youse!

778
00:53:02,471 --> 00:53:03,972
I'll kill you both!

779
00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:10,436
- Well, we're on the right track.
- Just the wrong train.

780
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:12,146
If he had any secrets...

781
00:53:12,314 --> 00:53:13,815
I'm guessing he spilled them.

782
00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:16,359
A smart man figures out
what victims have in common.

783
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,027
A smart man would.

784
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,612
That's a big-ass phone.

785
00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:22,866
- Don't put that up to your head.
- Agent O.

786
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,451
How's your day been, Agent K?

787
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:26,744
Fair to middling.

788
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:27,912
How things going with you?

789
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,289
Very good, thank you.

790
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:31,207
Hey, you saw her like an hour ago.

791
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,585
I need cleanup and containment
at Cosmic Lanes.

792
00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:35,670
Now listen, I got a dead Parlaxian.

793
00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:38,548
Now Roman was a Byvoid,
correct me if I'm wrong

794
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:39,943
from the same planetary grouping?

795
00:53:39,944 --> 00:53:41,944
Yes a 3 life system in the Triangulum Galaxy

796
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:43,761
wiped out by the Boglodites.

797
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:45,138
And the third planet...?

798
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,056
- Wasn't it Glamouria?
- Glamouria.

799
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:49,809
Thank you, Miss O.

800
00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:53,396
I know where Boris
is headed to next.

801
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:58,151
You were close, slick.
It's not a factory, it's the Factory.

802
00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:05,074
All right look, if Boris turns out
to be here, I'm gonna kill him.

803
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,785
- I need my gun.
- No deal.

804
00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:11,205
I've been an agent for 14 years.

805
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:14,918
Which means I'm the senior agent
on this case. Now, I hate to pull rank

806
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,128
but as a senior agent I am instructing
my junior agent

807
00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:20,214
that's you, to give me my gun
right now. That's an order.

808
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:28,640
No, no, no, space gun.

809
00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:30,224
You're welcome.

810
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,685
I didn't say thank you.

811
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,277
For such an ungainly species,
they've thrived on Earth.

812
00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:43,029
I was an agent for three years

813
00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:45,239
before I realised
all models were aliens.

814
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,575
Found out the hard way.

815
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:48,701
Password?

816
00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:51,537
Hey, look, funky '60s dude,
we don't have a lot of time.

817
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,997
Janis Joplin.

818
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,716
Is there anybody here
who's not an alien?

819
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,139
Very nice.

820
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:11,933
Blink. That's good.

821
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,059
Look in the camera.

822
00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:15,269
Is that Andy Warhol?

823
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:18,356
Yep.

824
00:55:20,401 --> 00:55:23,611
Excuse me, Mr. Warhol,
could we have a minute?

825
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:26,990
Now is not a good time.
This is a be-in.

826
00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:28,324
Just a few...

827
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,742
questions.

828
00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:33,079
No questions. No answers.

829
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:34,872
Just being.

830
00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:37,458
We have an urgent matter
to discuss with you

831
00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,460
regarding one
of your party guests.

832
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,296
Why don't you come back

833
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,465
next week, after the happening

834
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:46,426
has happened.

835
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,102
I'm sorry, Mr. Warhol.
You were like talking really slow.

836
00:55:49,123 --> 00:55:50,223
We got important stuff to do.

837
00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:51,806
And I've got a planet to save.

838
00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:54,392
You're distressing. Everything

839
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,144
about you upsets me.

840
00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:02,025
Damn it, K!
Are you trying to blow my cover?

841
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,901
Agent W, your cover is safe.

842
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,903
Whoa, Andy Warhol is one of us?

843
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:06,904
Safe?

844
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:09,073
You out of your mind?
I'm so out of ideas...

845
00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,451
I'm painting soup cans
and bananas for chris sakes.

846
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,370
Actually, Mr. Warhol, I gotta tell you,
I really love your work.

847
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:15,872
Oh...Oh, thank you.

848
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:16,956
Who's the dumb-ass?

849
00:56:17,225 --> 00:56:20,093
Wow, hey, how about a little
professional courtesy here?

850
00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:21,753
- What's that dumb-ass?
- Say it again.

851
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,087
- Want me to?
- I dare you.

852
00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:24,047
Dumb-ass.

853
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,882
- Agents.
- You know, I have no problem...

854
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:28,384
pimp-slapping the shiznit
out of Andy Warhol.

855
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:29,719
What?

856
00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:36,559
Why are you looking at me?

857
00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:41,647
Oh, all right. You know what?
Agent K...

858
00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:44,484
why don't you see what information
you can get from Agent W

859
00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:46,861
and I'll go case the perimeter.

860
00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:48,738
- That work for everybody?
- Go do that.

861
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,364
- Alright, how about that?
- Oh, cute.

862
00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:52,408
- Okay.
- Very nice.

863
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:54,994
Someone forget his nap?

864
00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,670
Hey, how you doing?

865
00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:07,298
Chilling.

866
00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:13,262
Who's that guy?

867
00:57:13,514 --> 00:57:15,181
Okay, don't tell me he's your new partner.

868
00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:16,749
Actually, he's my old partner.

869
00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:18,950
He travelled back from the future to save the planet.

870
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:21,229
Jesus, stop, don't tell me.
I don't want to know.

871
00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:23,189
- Andy, Yoko's here.
- Ah...Yoko's here.

872
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:30,655
Tell her that I'm filming this man
eating a hamburger.

873
00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:33,407
It's transcendent.

874
00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,993
All right, now the pickle.

875
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:44,752
So what are you doing on my turf K?

876
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,504
Tracking a killer. Boglodite.

877
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:49,215
We have every reason to believe he's
gonna hit here next, a Glamourian.

878
00:57:49,383 --> 00:57:52,426
Glamourian?
Right solar system, wrong planet.

879
00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:54,137
No, he's gotta be after the Archanan.

880
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,555
No, Archanans are extinct.

881
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:58,641
Apparently they're not.
One washed ashore last week.

882
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,978
The whole Roswell circuit's
all abuzz about it.

883
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,564
Alien unicorn. Last of its species.

884
00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:06,274
His name's Griffin.

885
00:58:06,733 --> 00:58:08,818
Griffin the Archanan.

886
00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:11,612
How's it going?

887
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:12,780
Going? How's it going?

888
00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:15,381
Well, that depends. For me, personally,
its good when things are good.

889
00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:16,909
Till unless of course where we're in
the possible future where

890
00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:19,412
the muscle boy at the door gets into an
 arguement with his girlfriend which

891
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:22,456
causes her to storm away and bump with
the guy carrying the stuffed mushrooms

892
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,709
who then dumps the tray
onto the sailors on the leave.

893
00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:26,127
And a shoving match breaks out

894
00:58:26,295 --> 00:58:29,130
and crashes into the coffee table here.
In which case, I gotta move my plate.

895
00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:29,631
Like right now.

896
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:36,137
Or if it's the possible future in which
the pastrami sandwich I'm eating

897
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:38,014
causes me gastric distress.

898
00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:40,808
But thankfully, your friend sir, will offer
some of the antacids he carries

899
00:58:40,976 --> 00:58:43,811
in his right pocket, so good.
I'll be good.

900
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:46,939
Except in the case the posssible future
where I have to leave in 2 & 1/2 minutes

901
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:49,525
just before he has a chance
to offer me the antacids

902
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:52,695
so on the whole, I'd have to say
not good. I am not good.

903
00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:56,532
But that depends.

904
00:58:58,619 --> 00:58:59,911
K!

905
00:59:00,412 --> 00:59:01,621
How will we find this guy?

906
00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,539
What am I, a schmuck?

907
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:04,707
He's here?

908
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:07,919
"Here" is a relative term.
He's a fifth dimensional being.

909
00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:10,379
They can live in and visualise
an infinite set...

910
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,757
of time-space probabilities
simultaneously.

911
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:14,842
Sounds like fun. Good work.

912
00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:16,469
Whoa, whoa, K, K, K.

913
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:20,264
You gotta fake my death, okay?

914
00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:22,516
I can't listen to sitar music any more.

915
00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:25,394
All right, I'll see what I can do.
I'll talk to X.

916
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,688
K, I can't tell
the women from the men.

917
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,065
May I see your watch?

918
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:30,983
Oh, it is 7:18.

919
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,861
No, no, your other watch,
the one your father gave you.

920
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:37,823
How do you know
about my father's watch?

921
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:42,745
Oh, dear.

922
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:44,872
This is the one
where Roman is dead...

923
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,667
and the gentleman at the
bowling alley. So much death.

924
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:51,295
Such an infinitesimally
small chance for success.

925
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:53,172
K!

926
00:59:53,382 --> 00:59:54,048
Griffin, right?

927
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:55,716
We're here...

928
00:59:55,884 --> 00:59:57,009
Because of Boris.

929
00:59:57,219 --> 00:59:58,386
We think he's coming...

930
00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:00,137
To kill me.
He'll be here in minutes...

931
01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,347
unless we're in...

932
01:00:01,515 --> 01:00:02,974
the future
where he made the lights...

933
01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:04,141
and is about...

934
01:00:04,309 --> 01:00:05,518
to shoot from the door...

935
01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:07,019
in which case we're all dead.

936
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:11,565
Good, that was a close one.

937
01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:13,150
K, I need a space gun.

938
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:14,402
The Boglodites...

939
01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:15,987
consume any planet
in their path.

940
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,446
Mine, Roman's, the Parlaxians'.

941
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:21,450
I tried to stop them, but if we stop
them here, if we deny them Earth...

942
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,744
we can stop them.
They'll starve before...

943
01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:24,996
they reach the next planet.

944
01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:29,083
Sixty-three seconds.

945
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:30,835
How do we do that? Stop them?

946
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:33,212
What?

947
01:00:33,714 --> 01:00:35,673
Sorry. I have something for you.

948
01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,009
A gift. It can protect you.

949
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:42,221
I had to hide it from Boris,
but if you find me again...

950
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:44,682
I'll give it to you.

951
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:48,519
Thank you. What a game!
Amazing! It's a real miracle!

952
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,354
What do you mean? What miracle?

953
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,106
Thirty seconds. I have to go.

954
01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:53,232
No, we got you.

955
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,818
Negative possibilities are
multiplying as we speak.

956
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,278
- Okay.
- Twenty seconds.

957
01:00:57,446 --> 01:00:58,112
All right.

958
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,238
We got it, relax.

959
01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:01,574
If your watch is broken
and I have gastric...

960
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:04,493
Fly! Find your place in the world!

961
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,329
Oh, dear.

962
01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:08,456
Boris is coming through that door...

963
01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:09,332
in 12...

964
01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:11,125
11, 10...

965
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,084
Wait!

966
01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:13,836
Did you have chocolate milk this morning?

967
01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:15,755
Yes.

968
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:17,882
Cindy.

969
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:20,217
K!

970
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:21,218
- Griffin!
- Got him.

971
01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:31,562
Damn it!

972
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,416
I'm good, I'm good.

973
01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:53,793
What you got?

974
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,962
Damn it! We had him!

975
01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,090
Relax, Cochise. We'll find him.

976
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:01,550
First of all, my name is J, okay?

977
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:04,637
It's not "son," it's not "slick"
and it damn sure ain't no "Cochise."

978
01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:07,723
I'm not gonna relax because
we're running out of time...

979
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:09,475
and there's an invasion coming.

980
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:12,603
You're not really recognising
my voicial intensity.

981
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,232
But there was one guy
who could help.

982
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,442
Hey, Griffin! Griffin! Where's Griffin?

983
01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:21,278
Griffin. Where's Griffin at, K?

984
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:25,491
He's gone. If Boris gets to him
before we do, that's no bueno.

985
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:27,118
We need pie.

986
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:29,829
- What?
- My granddaddy always said:

987
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:32,206
"if you got a problem
you can't solve...

988
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:34,542
"...it helps to get out
of your head." Pie.

989
01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:36,085
- Pie?
- Yeah.

990
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,878
Your granddaddy, heavyset man?

991
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:40,631
- A little bit.
- Yeah, you know what?

992
01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:42,341
We've been doing smart stuff:

993
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,677
We've been following clues,
doing police work.

994
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:46,971
It might be time
we do something stupid.

995
01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:50,099
Something that ain't got
nothing to do with nothing.

996
01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,184
Now, I want some pie, K.
I want some pie.

997
01:02:52,352 --> 01:02:53,727
Let's go get dumb-ass pie.

998
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:55,813
Sounds good.

999
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:26,802
Have any specials?

1000
01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:30,848
He'll have what he always has after
he reads the menu for 10 minutes...

1001
01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,433
and asks about specials.

1002
01:03:32,601 --> 01:03:35,269
A slice of apple pie
with a nasty piece of cheddar.

1003
01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:36,979
I'll have the strawberry-rhubarb.

1004
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:38,898
It's my last meal,
I'm gonna splurge.

1005
01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:45,821
World-class serial killer out there
and we're having pie.

1006
01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:48,491
What do you do in your spare time,
stretch?

1007
01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:53,370
See, I sense you're not embracing
the concept here.

1008
01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:55,581
Pie don't work unless you let it.

1009
01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:57,124
I'm gonna let it.

1010
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:58,667
And you say we don't talk?

1011
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:02,213
You go ahead. Ask me any question.
Anything you want.

1012
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:06,091
As long as it doesn't have to do
with the case. Just let her rip.

1013
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,929
What's up with you and O?

1014
01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:12,097
Me and O?

1015
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:14,683
Yeah, you and O.

1016
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,185
All right, all right.

1017
01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:18,062
All right, this is it.

1018
01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:22,691
A while back, I was assigned
to keep tabs on a musician.

1019
01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:23,734
Mick Jagger?

1020
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,070
He's in this British band,
the Rolling Stones.

1021
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:27,321
Rings a bell.

1022
01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:30,783
We believed he was on the planet
to breed with Earth women.

1023
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:34,203
So I was in London
and that's when I met O.

1024
01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:38,332
Just smart. Funny. A great smile.

1025
01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:42,586
And we find ourselves in this pub,
which is a bar, all right?

1026
01:04:42,754 --> 01:04:46,757
Warm beer and the worst food
you ever ate.

1027
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:50,678
We just played darts
till the sun came up.

1028
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:52,555
Neither of us wanted to leave.

1029
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:04,066
What the hell happened
to you, man?

1030
01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:06,944
I don't know. It hasn't happened yet.

1031
01:05:07,112 --> 01:05:11,031
Come on, what about you, slick?
In the future, you got yourself a girl?

1032
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:12,950
I got you.

1033
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,786
I cannot believe this,
freaking New York Mets.

1034
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,329
Total losers!

1035
01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:19,290
It's a rough time
to be a Mets fan.

1036
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:22,001
Tell me about it.
Never gonna catch the Cubs.

1037
01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:25,337
That's funny. The Mets actually
win it all this year.

1038
01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:26,922
Oh, yeah.

1039
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:27,965
No, I'm serious.

1040
01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:28,841
I'm sure.

1041
01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:31,552
Look, three months from now,
your buddies down there...

1042
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,887
are gonna be calling them
the Amazing Mets...

1043
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:36,557
and the Miracle Mets.

1044
01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:40,060
What?

1045
01:05:40,228 --> 01:05:41,895
What you got there, hoss?

1046
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:47,359
The Archanan said, "it's amazing!
It's a miracle! I'll see you at the game."

1047
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:49,903
I know where he is.

1048
01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:52,698
Told you to trust the pie.

1049
01:05:57,037 --> 01:06:00,539
If Griffin's here for a game,
he's either too early or too late.

1050
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:04,043
He's here. We just gotta find him
before Boris does.

1051
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,218
It's time to give you
your things back...

1052
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:14,470
partner.

1053
01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:16,764
You get some pie in you,
you get all mushy.

1054
01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:19,099
I'm just tired of carrying your stuff.

1055
01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:22,686
Come on now! All right! Let's go...

1056
01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:23,729
Mets!

1057
01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:26,398
Let's go, Mets! Let's go...

1058
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:28,776
...Mets! Let's go, Met...
- Griffin?

1059
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,946
You're just in time!

1060
01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:37,451
Unless this is the one where Robinson
bad-hops it past third, it's almost over.

1061
01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:40,954
Are we missing something?

1062
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:42,956
The game.

1063
01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:14,822
So this is how you see things?
This is amazing.

1064
01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:18,701
It's a gigantic pain in the ass.
But it has its moments.

1065
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:21,245
This game doesn't happen
till October.

1066
01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:22,746
It's always October...

1067
01:07:22,997 --> 01:07:24,581
and November and March.

1068
01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:27,751
So many futures, and all real.
Don't know which will coalesce.

1069
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,712
Until then, they're all happening.

1070
01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:32,840
Like this one, it's my favourite moment
in human history.

1071
01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:36,385
All the things that had to converge
for the Mets to win the World Series.

1072
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:39,722
They were in last place every single
season until they won it all.

1073
01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,181
You said you had a gift.

1074
01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:42,182
That baseball...

1075
01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:46,270
thrown for the last out of game five,
manufactured in '62 by Spalding...

1076
01:07:46,438 --> 01:07:49,898
of Chicopee, Massachusetts,
was aerodynamically flawed...

1077
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,401
due to the horsehide
being improperly tanned...

1078
01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:54,403
because the tanner's wife
left him...

1079
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,071
for a Puerto Rican golf pro...

1080
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,740
The gift?

1081
01:07:57,907 --> 01:08:00,159
Oh, yes, of course. In the box.

1082
01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:06,999
It's the surprise.
To protect the Earth.

1083
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,041
It's a shield.

1084
01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:13,422
Shield.

1085
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:17,509
Archanan. Arc Net.
You put up the Arc Net.

1086
01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:19,428
- How?
- When that ball is pitched to...

1087
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,429
Davey Johnson...

1088
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:21,805
who became a player...

1089
01:08:21,973 --> 01:08:25,434
because his dad couldn't find a
football to give him for his birthday...

1090
01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:26,351
it hits...

1091
01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:28,479
his bat two micrometres
too high...

1092
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:29,980
popping out to Cleon Jones...

1093
01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:33,066
who would've been born Clara,
a statistical...

1094
01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:36,737
typist, if his parents didn't have
an extra glass of wine that night...

1095
01:08:36,905 --> 01:08:38,781
before going to bed.

1096
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:40,949
A miracle...

1097
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,619
is what seems impossible
but happens anyway.

1098
01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,505
I lost my planet.

1099
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,090
I don't want you to lose yours.

1100
01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:59,760
It'll take a miracle,
but if you pull this off...

1101
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,970
you'll be my new
favourite moment...

1102
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,972
in human history.

1103
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,599
Oh, dear.

1104
01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:07,684
I forgot to see this one coming.

1105
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:15,859
Damn it!

1106
01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:27,204
Have these in the future?

1107
01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:28,455
No.

1108
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:29,706
Get on.

1109
01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:35,462
Keep gyro settings at zero gain.

1110
01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:38,215
Balance pitch and yaw
with bursts on the centre stalk...

1111
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:39,758
between 80 and 100 psi.

1112
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:41,260
I didn't understand...

1113
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:42,845
any of that!

1114
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,097
- Gyro at zero gain.
- It is.

1115
01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:47,641
Pitch and yaw with short bursts
on the centre stalk.

1116
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:48,475
I did!

1117
01:09:48,643 --> 01:09:50,602
Between 80 and 100 psi!

1118
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:52,688
Got it.

1119
01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:57,192
The Arc Net! Give it to me!

1120
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,236
This isn't the one where you get it!

1121
01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:01,488
- All right there, chief?
- Hell, yeah.

1122
01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:03,198
It'd be better with four wheels!

1123
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:04,700
Two is, like, my minimum.

1124
01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:14,084
What happens if Boris
gets the Arc Net?

1125
01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:16,503
Boglodite invasion,
total destruction of Earth!

1126
01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,404
The box!

1127
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:54,875
Good boy.

1128
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:56,793
We gotta stop this guy!

1129
01:10:59,047 --> 01:10:59,922
I've been trying!

1130
01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:01,465
You haven't been trying?

1131
01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:02,674
Hey, slick.

1132
01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:06,053
In the future,
we ever do the Texas two-step?

1133
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:07,888
Yes, sir!

1134
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:34,289
Did you get him?

1135
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,083
Give me a sec.

1136
01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:41,380
Is he dead?

1137
01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:43,215
Negative.

1138
01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:45,300
He got away.

1139
01:11:47,762 --> 01:11:49,596
I got Griffin. Let's get out of here.

1140
01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,446
I feel younger already.

1141
01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:36,101
You pathetic waste
of Boglodite flesh.

1142
01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:39,563
I'd kill you right now,
if I didn't value my own life.

1143
01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:41,606
- Who are you?
- Look at you.

1144
01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:44,818
Every mistake I've ever made,
just waiting to happen.

1145
01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:46,153
What happened to my arm?

1146
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,572
You lose it, shot off by a human.

1147
01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:50,198
No human could defeat me.

1148
01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:54,828
You spend the next 40 years in prison,
chained up like an animal.

1149
01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:56,872
No prison can hold me!

1150
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,750
They built one especially for us,
on the moon.

1151
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,877
No human has been to the moon...

1152
01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:04,713
so they cannot have
built it there already.

1153
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,883
Stop arguing! You can avoid
all of that if you just listen to me!

1154
01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:11,678
You were defeated!
You let it get shot off!

1155
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,639
That wasn't me, that was you!

1156
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:20,896
What's your plan?

1157
01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:23,356
Prevent the Arc Net
from being deployed.

1158
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:26,068
- Kill anyone who tries.
- Good plan.

1159
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:27,527
Didn't work.

1160
01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:28,653
With my help...

1161
01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:31,782
we'll get the Arc Net,
kill Agent K...

1162
01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:34,242
the invasion will be successful...

1163
01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:35,994
and we'll get to keep both...

1164
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,538
of our ar...! Stop...

1165
01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:40,207
staring at it!

1166
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,209
Listen.

1167
01:13:57,558 --> 01:14:00,811
- You all right?
- Yeah. Thank you for saving my life.

1168
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,020
It's what we do.

1169
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:04,356
You still have the Arc Net?

1170
01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:08,735
When you're being hunted
by Boris the Animal...

1171
01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:10,612
you get good at hiding things.

1172
01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:38,098
This will save your world.

1173
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,186
Once it's outside the atmosphere,
it gets...

1174
01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:44,646
a whole lot bigger.

1175
01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:47,691
All you have to do is deploy it.

1176
01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:52,195
You mean in space?
Well, how do you suppose we do that?

1177
01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:55,031
It's just one small step.

1178
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:10,589
The moon launch.

1179
01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:15,719
Cape Canaveral.

1180
01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:19,931
July 16th, 1969.

1181
01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:21,892
We got six hours to get to Florida.

1182
01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:23,602
Better get a move on, slick.

1183
01:15:23,895 --> 01:15:24,853
Wait, hold up.

1184
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,147
Not us.
I'm gonna do this one alone.

1185
01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:28,231
He has to be the...

1186
01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:29,274
Griffin.

1187
01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:30,567
What do you mean, alone?

1188
01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:33,195
I'm gonna go to Florida.
You stay here.

1189
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:34,613
I need you to trust me.

1190
01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:38,783
Trust you? I don't think so.
Something you're not telling me, slick?

1191
01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:40,410
You're not going to Florida.

1192
01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:42,329
That ain't gonna happen, partner.

1193
01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:43,872
Look, K...

1194
01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:46,708
please, I will not allow you
to go to Florida.

1195
01:15:48,836 --> 01:15:49,544
Stop me.

1196
01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:56,176
You die there!

1197
01:15:58,930 --> 01:16:02,015
Cape Canaveral. Apollo launch.

1198
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:05,769
Boris kills you there.

1199
01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:09,731
That's what I'm here for.

1200
01:16:10,358 --> 01:16:11,858
That's what I came back to stop.

1201
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,027
Oh, dear. We're in this one.

1202
01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:17,322
K...

1203
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:20,200
I saw the file,
I looked at the report.

1204
01:16:20,368 --> 01:16:21,576
I said I told you everything...

1205
01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:24,746
That's for lying to me.

1206
01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:26,039
Look, I'm sorry, man!

1207
01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:30,835
That's for telling me the truth!

1208
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:34,005
I'm trying to protect you...

1209
01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:36,675
man!

1210
01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:41,388
The bitterest truth is better
than the sweetest lies.

1211
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:46,977
He has to go to Cape Canaveral.

1212
01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:49,896
He must deploy the Arc Net
as he did before.

1213
01:16:50,064 --> 01:16:51,564
There's no other way.

1214
01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:55,318
K is the only hope in saving Earth.

1215
01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:57,696
Can I save him?

1216
01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:02,367
Is there any future
where I save his life?

1217
01:17:04,829 --> 01:17:06,621
Yes.

1218
01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:10,375
But where there is death...

1219
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,753
there will always be death.

1220
01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:33,440
According to you,
I've done this before.

1221
01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:35,025
So we know it's possible.

1222
01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:37,152
If you're half the agent
you say you are...

1223
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,612
you'll make sure
I don't get killed doing it.

1224
01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:45,994
So are we partners? You tell me.

1225
01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:50,457
Let's go.

1226
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:04,471
Agent K...

1227
01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:06,056
...how are you?
- I'm good.

1228
01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:09,392
Okay, group hug on the way
to doing what we're doing.

1229
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:13,772
This morning, man is about to launch
himself on a trip to the moon...

1230
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:16,441
with the expectation
of landing there.

1231
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:18,068
Look, I gotta ask you.

1232
01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:20,612
If we pull this off,
fix things the way they were...

1233
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,572
O and I, are we...?

1234
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:23,948
A wise man once told me...

1235
01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:26,910
don't ask questions you don't
want to know the answer to.

1236
01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:30,914
- I said that, didn't I?
- Yes, sir.

1237
01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:37,045
Here they are.

1238
01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:40,048
- What are they?
- Jetpacks.

1239
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:41,758
Jetpacks?

1240
01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:45,595
No, no, no.
We're not doing jetpacks.

1241
01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:48,098
There's a reason we don't
have these in the future.

1242
01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:49,265
K, we gotta drive.

1243
01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:52,644
Can't drive to Florida from Manhattan
in five hours, chief.

1244
01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:56,856
Yeah, we can. The red button,
standard issue in every MiB car.

1245
01:18:57,024 --> 01:18:58,900
Press the red button,
goes into hyperdrive.

1246
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:00,860
No red buttons yet, slick.

1247
01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:04,739
Come on, man.

1248
01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:10,662
Do you know...

1249
01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:12,122
how to work this thing?

1250
01:19:12,289 --> 01:19:14,416
It's like with anything.

1251
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:18,503
Just have to strap yourself in,
hope for the best.

1252
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:20,922
Isn't that right, Miss O?

1253
01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:24,300
Unfortunately, it is.

1254
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:36,771
You ready, slick?

1255
01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:40,191
Let's get it.

1256
01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:42,235
This is gonna be interesting!

1257
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:57,459
It's just minutes to the...

1258
01:19:57,668 --> 01:19:59,294
historic launch of Apollo 11 ...

1259
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,796
with all going well.

1260
01:20:18,189 --> 01:20:21,357
I'm so glad this isn't
one of the times we explode.

1261
01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:23,318
One of the times?

1262
01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:27,697
Oh, we got company.

1263
01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:33,703
The hell?

1264
01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:37,248
Is that a battery belt?

1265
01:20:47,134 --> 01:20:48,676
All right, I got it.

1266
01:20:51,889 --> 01:20:54,432
No, any reality
that gets the shield deployed...

1267
01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:56,392
is one where you tell the truth.

1268
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:58,144
The truth?

1269
01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:00,480
The truth is the only path.

1270
01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:02,357
This is a restricted area!

1271
01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,364
Yes, sir, it is.

1272
01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,492
Good day, gentlemen.
Great day for America, isn't it?

1273
01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:16,329
My name is Agent J.
This is Agent K. That's Griff.

1274
01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:18,581
We're from a secret government
organisation...

1275
01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:22,335
that polices and monitors
alien activity on and off planet Earth.

1276
01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:24,879
Here's the thing.

1277
01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:27,507
We have this special
little metal thingy...

1278
01:21:27,675 --> 01:21:31,469
that Griff gave us that we have
to get on top of that rocket...

1279
01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:35,265
to prevent an alien invasion.

1280
01:21:38,686 --> 01:21:39,644
That worked.

1281
01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:42,522
- Like a charm.
- Sir, Delta Gate. We have a problem.

1282
01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:46,234
Three trespassers. No lDs,
but they've got weapons, sir.

1283
01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:48,611
Some kind I've never seen before.

1284
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,912
What breed of fool
do you have to be...

1285
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,999
to penetrate my site
on the day of the most massive feat...

1286
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,417
attempted by mankind?

1287
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:05,503
Watched by God, the population
of the planet and my own...

1288
01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:06,796
...firstborn!
- Colonel?

1289
01:22:07,715 --> 01:22:08,840
Colonel, they had these.

1290
01:22:10,009 --> 01:22:12,176
They said they needed
to put something on the rocket...

1291
01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:13,511
for an invasion.

1292
01:22:17,725 --> 01:22:18,725
Thanks.

1293
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:20,184
I got 10 minutes to launch.

1294
01:22:20,436 --> 01:22:24,480
If you pose a threat to that rocket,
you tell me now and do not lie to me.

1295
01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:30,903
I told the truth last time.

1296
01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:37,702
Sir, this man came here from...

1297
01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:39,287
the future to protect me...

1298
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:42,874
so I can attach a shield to the top
of that rocket and save the world.

1299
01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:45,001
I need your help to do that.

1300
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:49,464
Take them to the brig.

1301
01:22:49,632 --> 01:22:51,132
You're slipping, Griff.

1302
01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:52,842
Sir, if I may.

1303
01:23:09,109 --> 01:23:09,776
Corporal.

1304
01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:12,528
You men are no longer needed.

1305
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,155
I'll take the prisoners.

1306
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:16,366
- Sir, are you...?
- Dismissed.

1307
01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:26,209
Follow me.

1308
01:23:33,592 --> 01:23:35,760
You did the future thing.
What did you show him?

1309
01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:38,054
Only what he needed to see.

1310
01:23:39,390 --> 01:23:40,765
I have to go now.

1311
01:23:41,892 --> 01:23:43,309
What? No, no, no. Come on.

1312
01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:45,228
You don't need me any more.

1313
01:23:45,646 --> 01:23:48,022
All right, Griff,
don't start flipping on me.

1314
01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:51,651
When Boris' arm is taken, the past
will be as it was. K will survive.

1315
01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,778
He will not know
you were ever here.

1316
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:59,575
All right. Arm gone, got it.
Like a reset?

1317
01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:02,995
When that happens, go home.
Leave.

1318
01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:03,830
You coming?

1319
01:24:03,997 --> 01:24:05,998
Yeah, all right!

1320
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:10,420
Thanks, man.
Hey, will I ever see you again?

1321
01:24:10,671 --> 01:24:12,463
Anything's possible.

1322
01:24:15,092 --> 01:24:16,467
Oh, Griff.

1323
01:24:27,187 --> 01:24:28,855
Armstrong and Aldrin
are scheduled...

1324
01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:30,940
to set foot on the moon...

1325
01:24:31,108 --> 01:24:35,069
on early Monday morning,
Eastern Daylight Time.

1326
01:24:36,447 --> 01:24:37,196
Where's Griffin?

1327
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:39,157
Doing his own thing.

1328
01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:02,513
Gentlemen.

1329
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:08,853
This elevator
will take you to the top.

1330
01:25:09,021 --> 01:25:11,022
To get the Arc Net
outside the atmosphere...

1331
01:25:11,190 --> 01:25:14,192
you need to strap it to the escape
rocket above the capsule!

1332
01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:15,735
You do not want to be...

1333
01:25:15,903 --> 01:25:18,154
anywhere near this rocket
when it takes off!

1334
01:25:18,322 --> 01:25:20,698
- Questions?
- No. Thank you for this, colonel.

1335
01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:22,450
Some job you got there.

1336
01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:23,868
Hey, thanks a lot, bro.

1337
01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:26,537
What did Griff
show you back there?

1338
01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,122
How important you are.

1339
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,041
You and your partner.

1340
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,718
If everything goes right
the way we hope it does...

1341
01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:43,638
I'm gonna end up
getting out of here pretty quick...

1342
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:47,225
so I'm not gonna have a chance
to say a proper goodbye.

1343
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:50,937
If things go wrong,
not gonna have a chance to, either.

1344
01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:54,524
So I guess win or lose, this is it.

1345
01:25:59,071 --> 01:26:00,947
I see why I recruited you.

1346
01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:04,909
You're a good man.

1347
01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:10,039
Good man.

1348
01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:14,752
Man, what the hell
happened to you?

1349
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,505
I told you,
it still hasn't happened yet.

1350
01:26:22,344 --> 01:26:24,053
I'll take this one!

1351
01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:25,555
Naughty.

1352
01:26:28,267 --> 01:26:30,309
Get a pedicure if you get a second.

1353
01:26:40,237 --> 01:26:42,363
And liftoff.

1354
01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:25,531
Just passed the two-minute mark...

1355
01:27:25,699 --> 01:27:29,160
in the countdown, and all is still go
as we monitor our status board.

1356
01:27:50,474 --> 01:27:53,267
Astronauts report it feels good.
Power transfer is complete.

1357
01:27:54,019 --> 01:27:56,979
Neil Armstrong just reported back
it's been a smooth countdown.

1358
01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:10,618
Hey!

1359
01:28:10,869 --> 01:28:12,495
Boris, can you give me a hand?

1360
01:28:12,663 --> 01:28:14,455
Hey.

1361
01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:19,919
Hey!

1362
01:28:20,879 --> 01:28:22,505
You hear me calling you?

1363
01:28:23,382 --> 01:28:24,882
Boris the Animal!

1364
01:28:25,384 --> 01:28:26,050
Hey!

1365
01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:28,386
Boris the Animal!

1366
01:28:30,263 --> 01:28:32,640
It's just Boris!

1367
01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:37,520
You're gonna lose.

1368
01:28:37,813 --> 01:28:39,063
Let's agree to disagree.

1369
01:28:58,709 --> 01:28:59,875
Hey!

1370
01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:02,545
Boris the Animal!

1371
01:29:12,514 --> 01:29:13,305
Right.

1372
01:29:14,141 --> 01:29:14,807
Left.

1373
01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:43,794
You're gonna lose.

1374
01:29:43,962 --> 01:29:46,005
Let's agree to disagree.

1375
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,265
Hey!

1376
01:29:56,975 --> 01:29:58,768
Boris the Animal!

1377
01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:06,400
Right.

1378
01:30:06,777 --> 01:30:08,319
Left. Left.

1379
01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:10,154
Right.

1380
01:30:14,242 --> 01:30:16,202
That's not possible.

1381
01:30:16,495 --> 01:30:18,412
Let's agree to disagree.

1382
01:30:24,127 --> 01:30:26,796
That's not possible!

1383
01:30:36,098 --> 01:30:37,098
K!

1384
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:41,102
I win! I'm better than me!

1385
01:30:48,527 --> 01:30:49,777
That's my partner.

1386
01:30:50,237 --> 01:30:52,071
That's my partner!

1387
01:30:58,286 --> 01:30:59,328
If we call this in...

1388
01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:02,164
...they'll scrub the launch.
- I didn't see anything.

1389
01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,742
- Where's your partner?
- He went home.

1390
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:40,411
- How does that work?
- You got me.

1391
01:31:40,579 --> 01:31:41,871
Come on!

1392
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:57,511
Get down!

1393
01:32:28,585 --> 01:32:29,919
Bingo.

1394
01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:32,922
Man, that is some next-level stuff.

1395
01:32:42,933 --> 01:32:44,266
You ever want to see more...

1396
01:32:44,476 --> 01:32:47,770
I know a top-secret organisation
that could use a man like you.

1397
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,357
I wish I could.

1398
01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:52,900
Thank you.

1399
01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:55,402
I'll see you around, K.

1400
01:32:57,155 --> 01:32:57,821
Look out!

1401
01:33:03,119 --> 01:33:04,787
Go ahead.

1402
01:33:05,038 --> 01:33:06,789
Arrest me.

1403
01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:10,042
Not this time.

1404
01:33:20,053 --> 01:33:23,055
"Where there's death,
there will always be death."

1405
01:33:32,399 --> 01:33:35,651
Daddy! Daddy!

1406
01:33:39,739 --> 01:33:40,531
Hey.

1407
01:33:41,574 --> 01:33:43,534
Hey, my name's K.
What's your name?

1408
01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:45,119
James.

1409
01:33:45,287 --> 01:33:47,830
James? That's a nice name.

1410
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,373
Where's my dad?

1411
01:33:52,252 --> 01:33:54,128
What have you got there?
What is that?

1412
01:33:54,296 --> 01:33:55,671
My dad gave it to me.

1413
01:33:55,839 --> 01:33:58,090
We timed the launch.

1414
01:34:05,223 --> 01:34:07,016
Where is my daddy?

1415
01:34:11,104 --> 01:34:12,521
He...

1416
01:34:13,106 --> 01:34:16,859
He went to go do something
very special.

1417
01:34:17,027 --> 01:34:18,902
And he wanted me...

1418
01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:23,407
to stay here and take care
of his best pal.

1419
01:34:28,288 --> 01:34:30,456
When is he gonna be back?

1420
01:34:31,624 --> 01:34:33,000
He...

1421
01:34:47,807 --> 01:34:49,266
James...

1422
01:34:50,643 --> 01:34:52,436
if you look right here...

1423
01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:55,814
I will tell you the only thing
you ever need to know.

1424
01:35:01,321 --> 01:35:03,113
Your daddy is a hero.

1425
01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:05,783
My daddy is a hero?

1426
01:35:08,995 --> 01:35:12,289
- Want to take a walk with me?
- Yes.

1427
01:35:21,841 --> 01:35:23,133
James?

1428
01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:07,177
You're late.

1429
01:36:07,345 --> 01:36:09,596
Sorry. Lost track of time.

1430
01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:12,766
How do you know that song?

1431
01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:15,185
Drink your coffee.
We got work to do.

1432
01:36:16,062 --> 01:36:17,855
What do you know
and what do you don't?

1433
01:36:18,022 --> 01:36:19,731
How do I know what I don't know?

1434
01:36:19,899 --> 01:36:22,818
That's a really good question.
Did we go to Wu's last night?

1435
01:36:22,986 --> 01:36:23,735
Yeah.

1436
01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:24,945
Boglodites?

1437
01:36:25,113 --> 01:36:25,904
Extinct for 40 years.

1438
01:36:26,322 --> 01:36:28,574
Perfect. Did we talk
on the phone last night?

1439
01:36:28,741 --> 01:36:29,992
You hung up on me.

1440
01:36:30,410 --> 01:36:32,035
Yeah, I did.

1441
01:36:33,079 --> 01:36:35,247
But that was because
of all those secrets...

1442
01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:38,709
the universe doesn't know about.

1443
01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:44,214
But...

1444
01:36:44,591 --> 01:36:46,383
I've realised that...

1445
01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:49,052
last night was a long...

1446
01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:51,513
long time ago.

1447
01:36:55,768 --> 01:36:58,520
And, really,
I just want to say thank you.

1448
01:36:59,105 --> 01:37:01,106
It's been my privilege.

1449
01:37:10,950 --> 01:37:13,368
You know, there's a really
high possibility now...

1450
01:37:13,536 --> 01:37:16,121
that I might know some things
you don't know.

1451
01:37:16,289 --> 01:37:17,873
I doubt it.

1452
01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:20,000
I bet I know what went down
with you and O.

1453
01:37:20,168 --> 01:37:22,085
She's a fine lady,
but you know the rules.

1454
01:37:22,253 --> 01:37:24,421
There's no fraternising
amongst agents.

1455
01:37:24,589 --> 01:37:27,299
I think y'all might have fraternised
a time or two.

1456
01:37:30,470 --> 01:37:33,805
This is my new favourite moment
in human history.

1457
01:37:33,973 --> 01:37:37,226
Unless this is the one
where K forgot to leave a tip.

1458
01:37:51,824 --> 01:37:53,700
Almost forgot.

1459
01:38:02,252 --> 01:38:03,961
That was a close one.