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Previously on
"The Vampire Diaries"...
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The cure to vampirism.
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You're gonna take
the cure, Elena,
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and I'm gonna take it with you.
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I can't let you do this
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before you've let
everyone in your life
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try to talk you out of it.
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- I'm pregnant.
- Marry me.
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Yes.
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If my life is
gonna fall apart
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when my humanity
starts flooding back,
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then so is yours.
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I tried to kill you,
and then I made you turn it off.
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I ruined everything.
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Before the 1900s,
Lily fell in with a group of witches
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that were cast out
of the Gemini coven.
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Heretics are ruthless,
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vampires with witch power.
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They can never be
allowed to escape.
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It's time we get
the hell out of this place.
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You went off
the deep end last night.
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Aah!
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I'm a mess.
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Unh!
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You have no idea
what devastation feels like,
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but you will.
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Elena?
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Hello again, Bonnie.
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Lily. I thought Stefan
locked you in the cellar.
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He did, but prisons
are easily escaped.
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You of all people
should know that.
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What do you want?
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Must I constantly repeat myself?
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If you don't know
what I want by now...
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You want your creepy
witch vampire family back.
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Well, at the risk of repeating
myself, there's no way.
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Isn't there?
What's that term
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you witches are so fond of?
"Loophole"?
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Hmm. Even if there
is a loophole,
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I won't help you find it.
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Oh, you've made
your position quite clear.
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Apparently, I failed
to do the same,
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because you seem to think
that I'm here for your help.
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I'm not.
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Phesmatos incendia.
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Hmm. Those are
lovely words, Bonnie.
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Here's another one... die.
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Unh! Ohh!
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Agh!
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Wow. You are not
good at running.
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Motus.
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No magic?
Oh, that's my fault.
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I was spooning you earlier.
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I think I might've
sleep-siphoned you.
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Oh, but keep trying.
It's adorable,
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like you're having
a little seizure.
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- How are you...
- Did you think
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you could keep screwing
people over
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and there wouldn't be
any consequences?
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Now...
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Where were we?
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Up, up, up. Come on.
No time to sleep in.
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We have to get Jo.
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- Get Jo?
- Yeah.
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Is everything ok?
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I hope so, considering
she's walking down the aisle
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in t-minus 10 hours.
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Come on.
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Wedding bells await.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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Crap.
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- They're not here.
- What's wrong?
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My shoes.
My gorgeous,
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ridiculously expensive,
wear them once
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and then never again shoes.
They are missing.
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Do you want me to do
a locator spell?
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- On my shoes?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Is that possible?
- I don't know, actually.
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Just hang on.
I got to figure out
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how to work this stupid thing.
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Oh, good.
Break it
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because my wrinkled
dress will surely
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distract everyone
from my bare feet.
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Hey, hey.
Come on.
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Don't waste all your panic now.
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You still have 8 hours
until the ceremony.
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Non-alcoholic mimosa?
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One, a non-alcoholic
mimosa is just orange juice,
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and two, I can't drink.
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Somebody should drink.
You should drink.
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I will drink, eventually,
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but I have human tolerance now,
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which is cheaper
but a lot less fun.
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Cheers.
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Oh. Oh!
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Relax.
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Jo's phone.
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Oh. Huh.
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Uh, ok.
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That's not an "ok" ok.
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That's a "there's a problem" ok.
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Yeah, we'll call you back.
Ok, bye.
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Danielle's got the flu.
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Heh. It sounded
like you just said
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Danielle has the flu,
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which is impossible
because Danielle
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is my wedding coordinator.
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Yeah.
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Well, how sick is she?
Can she still work?
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It depends on how much
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vomit you want to have
at the wedding.
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To be honest, I think
maybe this is a good thing,
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because no matter
how good Danielle was,
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I am pretty sure I'm better.
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Caroline.
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I missed you.
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I missed me, too.
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Thank you for getting me back.
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Hi.
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Ok. Now, we got a lot to do
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and not a lot of time to do it.
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Elena, just have a drink.
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You're not going to pass out.
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Bonnie, the switch
is on the left-hand side
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- on the back.
- Oh.
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And Jo, I can see
your shoes under the couch.
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Ok, now, who's
dealing with the boys?
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Ok, we got suits.
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I got the rings.
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And the vows.
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So... what do we do now?
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To Alaric Saltzman,
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who after today,
will have sex with
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only one woman for
the rest of his life.
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Seriously, just one.
You can't even look after this.
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Not that chicks are
throwing themselves
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at an occult studies
professor, but...
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Yeah, actually, you should probably
lock this down while you can.
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Yeah, you remember
how great it was
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when you two were fighting?
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Sorry.
Full moon tonight.
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Feeling extra dickish.
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And what's your excuse?
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What? What is it?
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Wedding day chores.
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Courtesy of Caroline.
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Karma.
Sweet, sweet karma.
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Ha!
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Ok, the boys are
officially taken care of.
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Bride and maid of honor
are in hair and makeup.
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I'm gonna head
to the venue and fix
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whatever they're screwing up.
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Elena, the curling iron.
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Yes, I see it, Care.
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- Ok.
- I'm human now, not blind.
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And I'm not fragile, either.
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You don't have to walk
on eggshells around me.
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Uh, I do, actually,
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because if you walked on them,
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they could cut you,
you'd get infected,
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and probably die.
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You know what?
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Given my luck,
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that actually seems possible.
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So what's it like now
in the world of the living?
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It's different.
I'm slower.
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I have to look both ways
before crossing the street.
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- But it's nice to not...
- Be a monster like me
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who turns off their humanity and
commits murder instead of dealing
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with grief like a normal person?
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I was gonna say
not to have to wear
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a daylight ring all the time.
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Look, I'm so sorry, Elena,
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I was trying to hurt you
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when I said that you would never
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truly be happy with Damon
because you weren't human.
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And now you are, and I just hope
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that it's not because
I made you think that
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you would be miserable
for eternity.
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Care. I've wanted to be human
from the day I became a vampire.
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Besides, I'm the last person
that you need to apologize to.
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Thanks.
I kind of wanted
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to start with an easy one.
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The dreaded amends tour.
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Mmm. If you see Stefan,
by the way,
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I am avoiding.
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I just need to get
my life in order first.
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Starting with my friends.
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Stefan's not a friend?
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Stefan's... complicated.
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I just figured I'd work
my way up to that one.
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Well, you're in the clear.
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He's got his hands full
with Damon today.
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What's wrong with Damon?
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Not much.
He just
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said he would take
the cure with me.
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Damon Salvatore?
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Human? I...
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I can't even picture it.
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Yeah. Something tells me
neither can he.
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"Sure,
I'll be your best man, Ric,
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"but first, hang out
with the worst men
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"so that my brother
can kidnap me
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on the day of your wedding."
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Hey, don't you hate
weddings anyway?
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I hate little Stefan
mind games even more.
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Hmm.
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So any time
you want to clue me in
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as to where the hell
we're going.
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Oh, come on. It's
your last few days as a vampire.
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You can't blame me
for wanting to spend
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some quality time
with my brother.
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Ah, look.
Here we are.
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Is Mr. Rogers expecting us?
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You know Mr. Rogers
is dead, right?
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Yeah, we're gonna be
joining him in make-believe
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if you don't get
to the damn point.
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So this is a house I lived in
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during one of my many
attempts to start over.
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Welcome to
your suburban nightmare.
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You don't think
I've thought this through?
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Well, I think you've thought
about a life with Elena.
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I don't think you've
thought about neighbors
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or a mortgage or...
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Or kids.
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I don't know.
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Might not be your thing.
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Relax. Relax.
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I'm not here to cause mischief.
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Said everyone who ever
causes mischief.
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I told Lily I'd visit.
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Is this like some Oedipus thing?
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All right. You know what?
Doesn't matter.
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Excuse me, little witch.
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If you think
I'm gonna let you...
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A ruiner... in here
to see another ruiner
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on the day of Jo's wedding,
you got another thing coming.
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She's lonely and hungry.
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And she can't eat that.
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I'm not trying to feed her.
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I'm trying to keep her sane.
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That is filled
with loads of songs
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from the last era she knew.
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I thought it might
bring her comfort.
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If you're not
a complete monster,
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I trust you'll pass it on.
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I want my family back.
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That's all I've ever wanted,
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to have my family back
with me where they belong.
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What?
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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She was rambling on
about her family,
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and then I got close to her,
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and she attacked me
like an animal.
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Sounds like she's reached
the full-blown crazy stage
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of drying out.
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You're saying this is all
because she's drying out?
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It's hard for me to
explain how awful it is,
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but, yeah, your mind starts
playing tricks on you.
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You start seeing things
and people.
262
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,070
What happens when
the crazy stage is over?
263
00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:31,238
Well, Stefan said
that he has a plan,
264
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,038
you know, to get her
back on track.
265
00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:34,772
Does that plan involve
letting her out?
266
00:10:34,773 --> 00:10:37,140
Because if he thinks she's
giving up on her family...
267
00:10:37,142 --> 00:10:38,442
She has to.
268
00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:40,344
Bonnie, you already
destroyed the ascendant.
269
00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:41,478
What if there's a loophole?
270
00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:45,716
I'm dreading it,
but I guess I should think
271
00:10:45,717 --> 00:10:49,389
about putting the dress on.
272
00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:50,745
Something's wrong.
273
00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:52,866
It's not the dress, is it?
Tell me it's not the dress.
274
00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,998
We were just discussing
the fact that there's
275
00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,631
a desiccating vampire
locked in a cell
276
00:10:56,632 --> 00:10:58,764
less than 50 feet from
where we're getting ready.
277
00:10:58,765 --> 00:11:00,501
Did she do something
to the dress?
278
00:11:00,502 --> 00:11:02,636
- The dress is fine.
- I'm just being paranoid.
279
00:11:02,637 --> 00:11:05,776
Ok. Truck's here.
Who's coming?
280
00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:08,076
Caroline suggested
in a semi-threatening way
281
00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:09,708
that I pick up the centerpieces,
282
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,378
which sounds like a Donovan
screw-up waiting to happen.
283
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,556
I'll come!
284
00:11:12,557 --> 00:11:15,082
- Thank you!
- Yeah.
285
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,716
No, not there.
There.
286
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,752
Just a little bit higher.
287
00:11:18,753 --> 00:11:20,320
Well, that's not
a little, but...
288
00:11:20,321 --> 00:11:21,653
But I'm bad at flowers?
289
00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:24,288
Yeah. I assumed you knew that.
290
00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:27,120
Caroline, why am I here?
291
00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:32,697
I tried to kill you.
292
00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:34,866
My humanity was off,
but I still tried to kill you,
293
00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:38,303
and you're my friend,
and I'm sorry.
294
00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:40,473
That's funny.
295
00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:42,873
You and I moved on a while ago,
296
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,243
but getting tortured by your ex
and her new boyfriend
297
00:11:45,244 --> 00:11:48,285
- is never good for the ego.
- He's not my boyfriend.
298
00:11:48,286 --> 00:11:50,105
Whatever he is.
I can't keep up.
299
00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:52,851
You have to know I would
never do anything like that
300
00:11:52,852 --> 00:11:53,952
if it weren't for...
301
00:11:53,953 --> 00:11:55,085
You're good, Care,
302
00:11:55,087 --> 00:11:57,786
and if you want to make amends,
let me get the hell out of here.
303
00:11:57,787 --> 00:11:59,721
Ha ha ha!
Nice try, ok,
304
00:11:59,722 --> 00:12:00,822
but if I were getting married
305
00:12:00,823 --> 00:12:02,423
at an altar
that looked like that,
306
00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:03,657
I would be divorced in a week,
307
00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,257
so come on, Lockwood.
308
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,458
Next row.
309
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,926
Honestly,
you should probably
310
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,158
do that yourself.
311
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,058
Liv, what are you doing here?
312
00:12:11,059 --> 00:12:14,128
You do know that Jo's
my sister, right?
313
00:12:14,129 --> 00:12:15,730
Goodie! More amends.
314
00:12:15,731 --> 00:12:18,691
Drinks will help!
Strong ones.
315
00:12:20,244 --> 00:12:21,968
You look good.
316
00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:23,370
Thanks.
317
00:12:23,371 --> 00:12:26,106
- How are things?
- Good.
318
00:12:26,107 --> 00:12:27,642
Still recovering
from that injury?
319
00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:28,910
What injury?
320
00:12:28,912 --> 00:12:31,681
Whatever head injury turned you
into a monosyllabic goon.
321
00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:34,316
Monosyllabic.
That's an awfully big word
322
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:35,917
for a college dropout.
323
00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:38,085
Oh, I'm sorry. Was
I supposed to stay at Whitmore
324
00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:40,023
after my ass
of a boyfriend told me
325
00:12:40,024 --> 00:12:41,360
he never wanted to see me again?
326
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,662
Hang on.
You're mad at me?
327
00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:44,799
I lost my brother
and then my boyfriend
328
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,099
in the span of a week.
329
00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:48,536
And instead of coming to me,
you tried to kill yourself.
330
00:12:48,537 --> 00:12:49,837
I was hurt.
331
00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:51,336
That doesn't make it ok.
332
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,070
You're lecturing me
on flying off the handle?
333
00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:55,674
Wow! You know what?
334
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,511
I'm gonna wait outside.
335
00:12:57,512 --> 00:13:00,844
Gemini wedding means big coven
reunion heading this way.
336
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,481
Elena says she's desiccating
337
00:13:13,483 --> 00:13:15,083
and that's why
she's crazy, but...
338
00:13:15,084 --> 00:13:17,186
Yeah.
339
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,587
She killed two people last week
340
00:13:18,588 --> 00:13:19,721
when she wasn't desiccating.
341
00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:21,188
I know this will sound crazy,
342
00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:23,191
but I've been having
these nightmares
343
00:13:23,192 --> 00:13:25,224
with her and Kai.
344
00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:30,796
Here.
345
00:13:30,797 --> 00:13:32,465
What's this?
346
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:34,110
When Bonnie Bennett has a hunch,
347
00:13:34,768 --> 00:13:35,936
you don't ignore it.
348
00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:38,072
What do you think we should do?
349
00:13:38,073 --> 00:13:39,706
I know what we shouldn't do...
350
00:13:39,707 --> 00:13:42,600
Leave her in the hands
of two people we don't trust.
351
00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:44,438
Yeah, it's nice.
352
00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:45,871
Brazilian hardwoods,
353
00:13:45,873 --> 00:13:47,373
open floor plan,
354
00:13:47,374 --> 00:13:49,652
updated kitchen.
355
00:13:50,844 --> 00:13:53,276
What kind of roadkill
are you cooking in there?
356
00:13:53,278 --> 00:13:55,344
Well, considering the fact
that you actually have to eat
357
00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:57,179
as a human,
I just wanted to give you
358
00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:00,414
a little taste of what
your dinner's gonna look like.
359
00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:02,749
You don't cook,
Elena doesn't cook.
360
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,178
Who has time anyway
with work and kids, right?
361
00:14:06,824 --> 00:14:10,027
Mmm. Salisbury steak.
Dig in, Damon.
362
00:14:10,028 --> 00:14:13,597
You're gonna need
all that energy for these.
363
00:14:13,599 --> 00:14:16,298
Oh, yeah?
What's this?
364
00:14:16,299 --> 00:14:17,715
That's just the rest
of your life.
365
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:19,726
Paperwork? That's your big move?
366
00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:21,166
Let me ask you something.
367
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,868
When was the last time you filled
out paperwork of any kind...
368
00:14:22,869 --> 00:14:25,003
Taxes, health insurance,
driver's license?
369
00:14:25,004 --> 00:14:26,435
Every idiot
in the country does it.
370
00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,501
You think I'm gonna
have trouble with this?
371
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,404
You will the first time
you encounter some moron
372
00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:32,239
that you can't kill or compel.
373
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,174
Maybe. Then I would
just come home
374
00:14:34,175 --> 00:14:36,212
and pop a beer from my beautiful
375
00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:38,414
stainless steel refrigerator.
376
00:14:38,415 --> 00:14:39,581
Which you won't
be able to afford
377
00:14:39,582 --> 00:14:41,082
unless you have a job,
378
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,248
and if you're about
to say you can
379
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,286
borrow money from me, you can't.
380
00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:45,889
Well, that's not
very brotherly of you.
381
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,892
Actually it is. See,
I won't know where you live.
382
00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:49,960
You'll have the cure
running through your veins,
383
00:14:49,961 --> 00:14:51,392
and if I know where you are,
384
00:14:51,393 --> 00:14:53,589
then someone can use me
to track you down
385
00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:55,358
and take the cure from you
386
00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:58,260
and turn you into
a 172-year-old corpse.
387
00:14:58,261 --> 00:14:59,927
What's the matter?
Haven't thought that far ahead?
388
00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:02,458
See, eventually,
word will spread,
389
00:15:02,459 --> 00:15:04,890
and you and Elena
will have to move away.
390
00:15:04,892 --> 00:15:06,760
You'll have to isolate yourself,
391
00:15:06,761 --> 00:15:08,728
no friends, no family.
392
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,563
This will be your life, Damon.
393
00:15:11,564 --> 00:15:14,074
This will be your hell.
394
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:20,369
Well, that is where
you are wrong, my brother.
395
00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:23,667
This will not be my life.
396
00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:26,877
This will be my life.
397
00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:28,847
See, Elena was pretty explicit
about what she wanted.
398
00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:30,348
Now this isn't Tribeca.
399
00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:31,416
New York's a little
too crowded for me,
400
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,420
but it is above a bar that I own
401
00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,355
next to a medical school.
402
00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:37,656
It's in the northwest somewhere.
403
00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:38,825
I mean, I'd tell you
where it was,
404
00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:40,093
but you made it abundantly clear
405
00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:41,998
you didn't want to know.
406
00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:43,484
Heh heh.
407
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:46,669
I'm gonna check out upstairs.
408
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,415
I'm on my third glass,
so speak slowly.
409
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,917
You know how you
and I were both worried
410
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:57,953
that he didn't
think this through?
411
00:15:57,954 --> 00:15:59,421
He thought it through.
412
00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:01,223
Ha! It's Damon.
He didn't.
413
00:16:01,224 --> 00:16:02,892
He's ready to do this, Elena.
414
00:16:02,893 --> 00:16:04,626
He's got your perfect
little life all planned out.
415
00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:07,827
I want the perfect human life
with him, too, Stefan, trust me,
416
00:16:07,829 --> 00:16:09,864
but life isn't perfect.
417
00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:11,267
Ok? Look. You have
a few more hours,
418
00:16:11,268 --> 00:16:14,638
so push him, make him see that.
419
00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,485
Hey.
420
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,888
Remember when you were
pacing yourself?
421
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,023
Heh. I do.
422
00:16:30,024 --> 00:16:31,558
Right before I told
my ex-boyfriend
423
00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,494
how to get my current boyfriend
424
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:36,666
to give up hope
for our relationship.
425
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,104
What if I made a huge
mistake by taking the cure?
426
00:16:39,105 --> 00:16:40,405
The only mistake you made
427
00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:42,538
was that last glass
of champagne.
428
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,907
I'm gonna go make some coffee
429
00:16:43,908 --> 00:16:46,212
before you spiral
through the earth to China.
430
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,713
Yeah, ok.
431
00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:52,690
Ooh.
432
00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:55,057
Jo?
433
00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:56,893
Are you ok?
434
00:16:56,894 --> 00:16:57,929
Jo!
435
00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,597
Hey, Jo, Jo!
436
00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:04,970
Jo! Jo!
437
00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:17,875
The doctor got
the test results back.
438
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:20,111
The babies are fine,
you're fine.
439
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,213
He thinks it was just...
440
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,382
An acute panic attack
441
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:23,551
brought on by stress, pregnancy,
442
00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:25,422
and a severe lack of food.
443
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,922
Yeah.
444
00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:28,556
What are the chances
of you being
445
00:17:28,557 --> 00:17:30,456
an amazing maid of honor
and keeping
446
00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:32,991
this mortifying episode
to yourself?
447
00:17:32,992 --> 00:17:35,394
I don't want to worry Ric.
448
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:36,729
Of course.
449
00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:40,770
You can't tell her
that I told you.
450
00:17:40,772 --> 00:17:41,939
Ok. Fine, but I want to see her.
451
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,775
- Not till the wedding.
- Elena!
452
00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:46,078
Ric, if there's anywhere that
you should be superstitious,
453
00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:47,212
it's Mystic Falls.
454
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:49,114
Ok. Fine, but what happened?
455
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:51,550
The doctors think
that she had a panic attack.
456
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:54,117
As in she doesn't want to get
married to me panic attack? Great.
457
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,254
No, as in it's her wedding day
458
00:17:56,255 --> 00:17:58,023
and she has two small
humans growing inside her
459
00:17:58,024 --> 00:18:01,659
and she can't self-medicate
like you, bourbon breath.
460
00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:05,663
Sorry. I just... I saw her fall,
461
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,665
and my first instinct
was to vamp to her,
462
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:08,800
but I couldn't,
463
00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:10,067
and then I saw her hit her head,
464
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,636
and I wanted to give her
vampire blood,
465
00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,470
but I couldn't.
466
00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:16,439
Wait. So are you
having second thoughts?
467
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,974
No, because then I thought,
468
00:18:17,975 --> 00:18:19,443
"what would a human do?"
469
00:18:19,444 --> 00:18:21,445
So I called 911,
got her to the hospital,
470
00:18:21,446 --> 00:18:23,615
and then I let
the doctors do their job,
471
00:18:23,616 --> 00:18:26,553
and it felt oddly empowering.
472
00:18:26,554 --> 00:18:28,190
Why didn't you tell me?
473
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,458
Tell you what?
474
00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:31,932
How amazing it feels
to be human again.
475
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,036
At first, I was worried
that it might take
476
00:18:34,037 --> 00:18:37,572
the edge off my senses,
but it's the opposite.
477
00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:39,675
I feel...
478
00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:42,043
Connected to the world again.
479
00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:43,545
I feel...
480
00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:45,848
Alive?
481
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:47,383
Yeah.
482
00:18:47,384 --> 00:18:48,818
That's because
your life has purpose again.
483
00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:50,453
It's finite,
484
00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:53,490
and it's...
485
00:18:53,491 --> 00:18:56,661
Pretty much the greatest
feeling in the whole world.
486
00:18:56,662 --> 00:18:58,729
I made you guys
some amazing drinks
487
00:18:58,731 --> 00:19:00,163
with a little bit of Tequila.
488
00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,232
Ok. A lot of Tequila.
489
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:04,786
And there's only one of you.
490
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,441
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.
491
00:19:08,442 --> 00:19:10,178
He said angrily.
492
00:19:14,881 --> 00:19:16,416
Nothing has changed.
493
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:17,748
What? Because she walks in here
494
00:19:17,749 --> 00:19:19,115
with a pretty dress
and a new haircut,
495
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,884
I'm supposed to forget
how she acted?
496
00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,686
No. You're supposed to
talk to her like an adult
497
00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:24,187
and work out your problems.
498
00:19:24,189 --> 00:19:25,423
You don't know
about our problems.
499
00:19:25,424 --> 00:19:27,226
No, but I know about
your problems...
500
00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:29,824
Unless you're cool
with only making it
501
00:19:29,825 --> 00:19:31,090
two weeks in the police academy
502
00:19:31,091 --> 00:19:32,258
and then having
no purpose in life.
503
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:34,162
At least when you had her,
504
00:19:34,163 --> 00:19:36,966
you were trying, Tyler.
505
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,368
You're giving me advice
about relationships
506
00:19:39,369 --> 00:19:41,303
after all your Stefan
drama this year?
507
00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:43,739
Do me a favor.
Figure out your own damn life.
508
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,373
Let me worry about mine.
509
00:19:54,546 --> 00:19:57,179
Well, I applaud you
for your effort, Stefan,
510
00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,546
but I think it's time
511
00:19:58,547 --> 00:20:00,480
for the "this is your life"
tour to end.
512
00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:01,882
You get the address?
513
00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:03,050
Yep. Tuxes are in the car.
514
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:04,117
- We're good to go.
- Good.
515
00:20:04,118 --> 00:20:05,584
Oh, hey!
Just one more thing.
516
00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:06,851
Ohh. What now?
517
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:08,118
You gonna give me
a lecture on laundry,
518
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,713
oil changes, personal hygiene?
519
00:20:11,575 --> 00:20:14,556
- Breakups.
- What about them?
520
00:20:14,557 --> 00:20:16,156
Well, I guess you hadn't really
thought about that, right?
521
00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:18,788
What if you and Elena
aren't really soul mates?
522
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:20,423
You know I'm not
very big on labels, bro,
523
00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:22,191
but I think we're
pretty good on that front.
524
00:20:22,192 --> 00:20:24,559
Ahh. Yeah. You sound
like me 4 years ago.
525
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,825
You know, Elena and me,
we were soul mates, too.
526
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,558
Watch it, Stefan.
527
00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:31,024
Hey. I'm just being realistic.
528
00:20:31,026 --> 00:20:32,593
I mean, what if
something goes wrong?
529
00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:33,726
You're still human,
still isolated,
530
00:20:33,728 --> 00:20:34,895
still alone.
531
00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:36,363
Not gonna happen.
532
00:20:36,364 --> 00:20:37,896
Right because couples
stay together forever.
533
00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:39,730
They never fight,
they never hurt each other,
534
00:20:39,731 --> 00:20:41,766
they never drift apart.
535
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:42,834
Heh.
536
00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,235
Let me show you.
537
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,186
You're still up.
538
00:20:58,187 --> 00:21:00,423
Rough night?
539
00:21:00,424 --> 00:21:03,259
Just... long.
540
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,562
I keep having to tell myself
541
00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:07,499
a couple more years
of residency,
542
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,968
and I'll be free.
543
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,774
Come sit, have a drink with me.
544
00:21:10,776 --> 00:21:12,810
I'm actually kind of tired.
545
00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,277
I'm gonna go to bed.
546
00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:27,825
Oh, God! Elena has a job.
Somebody, help me!
547
00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:29,460
Oh, that's just two years in.
548
00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:30,961
Wait till you hit 7.
549
00:21:36,903 --> 00:21:39,872
Hello.
550
00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:42,675
You're drunk.
551
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,813
I sense judgment, which is odd.
552
00:21:45,814 --> 00:21:47,549
You're the one
that wanted me to own a bar.
553
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:49,286
I wanted you to own it, Damon,
554
00:21:49,287 --> 00:21:52,859
not pass out on it every night.
555
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:55,393
Yeah? Well, that bar's a lot
more affectionate than you.
556
00:21:57,565 --> 00:21:58,835
Heh!
557
00:21:58,836 --> 00:22:00,503
I just finished
my residency, Damon.
558
00:22:00,505 --> 00:22:02,736
I'm working my but off
to build a career.
559
00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:05,237
Well, I'm drinking
my butt off building mine.
560
00:22:05,238 --> 00:22:07,774
If you're that unhappy,
then just sell the bar.
561
00:22:07,775 --> 00:22:08,909
And do what?
562
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,012
I don't care, Damon.
563
00:22:10,013 --> 00:22:11,945
Whatever it is you want to do.
564
00:22:11,947 --> 00:22:13,746
Well, that's the thing, Elena.
565
00:22:13,747 --> 00:22:15,950
I can't do what I want to do
566
00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,987
because what I want to
do is drink all night
567
00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:19,357
without getting drunk,
568
00:22:19,358 --> 00:22:20,859
drive my car like a psycho
569
00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,528
without fear of death.
570
00:22:22,529 --> 00:22:24,028
I want to tear
someone's head off
571
00:22:24,029 --> 00:22:25,796
without getting arrested.
572
00:22:25,797 --> 00:22:27,097
You're right, Damon.
573
00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,698
You can't do any
of those things anymore.
574
00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:30,232
Because of you.
575
00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,971
I can't because of you.
576
00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:35,774
Just say it.
577
00:22:35,775 --> 00:22:37,677
This was a damn mistake.
578
00:22:37,678 --> 00:22:39,380
You're right.
579
00:22:39,381 --> 00:22:41,249
This was a mistake.
580
00:22:43,754 --> 00:22:45,088
Get out of my head!
581
00:22:45,089 --> 00:22:46,489
Unh!
582
00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:50,827
I see what you're doing.
583
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,129
This isn't about me being alone.
584
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:53,963
This is about you being alone
585
00:22:53,964 --> 00:22:57,899
without me, without Elena.
586
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,701
Awfully selfish of you brother.
587
00:22:59,702 --> 00:23:01,770
Even if you and Elena defy
588
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,471
every single statistic
589
00:23:03,472 --> 00:23:07,272
and stay in love
every hour of every day...
590
00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:10,175
You still can't
control life or death.
591
00:23:10,176 --> 00:23:12,078
She's human.
She could die at any moment.
592
00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:14,413
What is your life
gonna look like
593
00:23:14,414 --> 00:23:15,778
without her?
594
00:24:12,528 --> 00:24:14,263
I just love
to serve watermelon.
595
00:24:14,264 --> 00:24:16,032
It couldn't be any more simple.
596
00:24:16,033 --> 00:24:19,671
I do have my own kind of way
of serving it
597
00:24:19,672 --> 00:24:21,409
that is a little nontraditional,
598
00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:25,216
but as long as no one tells.
599
00:24:25,217 --> 00:24:26,885
So what I'm gonna do
is clean out
600
00:24:26,886 --> 00:24:28,554
the center of that melon,
even though...
601
00:24:47,324 --> 00:24:50,955
So you make us drift apart,
602
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:54,955
break us up, and then kill her?
603
00:24:54,956 --> 00:24:56,355
That's harsh, brother.
604
00:24:56,356 --> 00:25:00,591
She wanted me to be harsh.
605
00:25:00,592 --> 00:25:02,359
This is her idea, too.
606
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,460
Well, that's funny
607
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,226
because the two people
closest to me
608
00:25:06,227 --> 00:25:08,258
are the two most sadistic.
609
00:25:09,892 --> 00:25:12,227
You know, if you do this,
Damon, you're human forever.
610
00:25:12,229 --> 00:25:15,564
No matter what happens,
there's no going back.
611
00:25:20,797 --> 00:25:22,365
What do you think I should do?
612
00:25:22,366 --> 00:25:24,972
That's the thing.
I can't tell you,
613
00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,575
Elena can't tell you.
614
00:25:26,576 --> 00:25:29,711
You can't do this
for me or for her.
615
00:25:29,712 --> 00:25:33,110
You have to want to be
human for yourself.
616
00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,386
Oh, excuse me. They need
some more drinks over there.
617
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,220
Thank you.
618
00:25:56,423 --> 00:25:58,058
Hey! Where's Jo?
Is she...
619
00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,777
She's fine.
They discharged her.
620
00:25:59,778 --> 00:26:01,562
Good. Well, there's
a back entrance she can use
621
00:26:01,563 --> 00:26:04,122
- that avoids being seen.
- Ok. I'll tell her.
622
00:26:04,123 --> 00:26:05,534
Great.
623
00:26:05,535 --> 00:26:07,169
- Stefan.
- Hmm?
624
00:26:08,737 --> 00:26:10,669
I'm gonna go wait for Jo.
625
00:26:10,671 --> 00:26:12,168
Ok.
626
00:26:13,108 --> 00:26:15,176
I'm not used to
scaring people away.
627
00:26:15,177 --> 00:26:17,281
People are uncomfortable
around Salvatores in tuxes.
628
00:26:17,282 --> 00:26:19,252
It stirs...
629
00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:20,453
Feelings.
630
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:21,987
Uh-oh. Elena's human again.
631
00:26:21,988 --> 00:26:24,122
Am I sensing another
brother swap?
632
00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:27,594
Is he with you?
633
00:26:27,595 --> 00:26:29,899
No. He needed
some time to think.
634
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:32,203
That sounds very ominous.
635
00:26:34,408 --> 00:26:36,610
You don't want him
to take it, do you?
636
00:26:36,611 --> 00:26:38,277
Well, it's not up to me.
637
00:26:38,278 --> 00:26:39,412
Stefan, I'm not him.
638
00:26:39,413 --> 00:26:41,780
You can tell me
how you really feel.
639
00:26:41,781 --> 00:26:43,482
Look. Of course,
I don't want him to take it.
640
00:26:43,483 --> 00:26:45,252
He's my brother.
641
00:26:45,253 --> 00:26:47,389
The thought of losing him is...
642
00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:48,942
Yeah, I know.
643
00:26:50,096 --> 00:26:51,870
So what do you think
he's gonna do?
644
00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:56,329
Well, you never knew
Damon as a human.
645
00:26:56,331 --> 00:26:57,899
He was aimless,
646
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,101
always searching
for something more,
647
00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:03,007
sweet and earnest to a fault
648
00:27:03,008 --> 00:27:04,641
but never strong.
649
00:27:12,845 --> 00:27:14,247
That came later
650
00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:16,918
when he found himself,
651
00:27:16,919 --> 00:27:20,158
when he truly became Damon.
652
00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:22,259
He loves being a vampire,
653
00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:26,169
and I just don't think
he'll ever give that up.
654
00:27:27,794 --> 00:27:29,342
She's gonna kill us.
655
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:31,645
I thought the whole point of this
is that we were in control of her.
656
00:27:31,646 --> 00:27:33,648
Not Lily. Caroline.
657
00:27:33,649 --> 00:27:35,184
The wedding starts in an hour.
658
00:27:35,185 --> 00:27:36,285
All we have to do
is knock her ass out
659
00:27:36,286 --> 00:27:37,688
and drag her to the boiler room.
660
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:38,990
30 minutes tops.
661
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:44,899
Bonnie.
662
00:27:47,372 --> 00:27:49,440
Enzo must have let her out.
663
00:27:49,441 --> 00:27:52,879
I have to warn everyone.
664
00:27:57,356 --> 00:27:59,391
Matt?
665
00:27:59,392 --> 00:28:00,459
Matt, what's wrong?
666
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:01,961
I can't breathe.
667
00:28:01,962 --> 00:28:02,995
It's like someone's
crushing my throat.
668
00:28:02,996 --> 00:28:04,362
Ok. Just hang on.
I'll...
669
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,101
Matt.
670
00:28:19,994 --> 00:28:23,387
Tea, please.
Earl Grey.
671
00:28:27,694 --> 00:28:29,697
And to what do
I owe the pleasure?
672
00:28:29,698 --> 00:28:31,701
I heard you tried to
bring me something called
673
00:28:31,702 --> 00:28:34,273
an, uh, mp3 player.
674
00:28:34,274 --> 00:28:36,276
I'm not entirely
sure what that is,
675
00:28:36,277 --> 00:28:38,244
but still, I wanted
to thank you.
676
00:28:38,245 --> 00:28:40,884
And they let you out
of your cell to do this?
677
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,420
Of course not,
678
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,916
but I'm resourceful.
679
00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:50,132
Hmm. Should I be concerned
about an imminent ripper binge?
680
00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:52,569
Actually, no, you shouldn't.
681
00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:56,605
I was a ripper because
I lost my family,
682
00:28:56,606 --> 00:28:59,142
but today,
I'm getting them back.
683
00:29:09,899 --> 00:29:12,465
If you're trying to organize
a secret rendezvous...
684
00:29:12,466 --> 00:29:14,032
Don't worry.
I'm not.
685
00:29:14,033 --> 00:29:15,900
I just need help with my vows.
686
00:29:15,901 --> 00:29:17,568
What rhymes
with battlefield clamp?
687
00:29:17,569 --> 00:29:18,835
Divorce?
688
00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:20,669
Heh heh heh.
So how are yours coming?
689
00:29:20,670 --> 00:29:22,838
Stop fishing for spoilers.
690
00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:25,507
You know, this place
is crawling with Gemini.
691
00:29:25,508 --> 00:29:27,042
Who knew there were
so many of you?
692
00:29:27,043 --> 00:29:28,543
Well, there's not
much to do in the coven
693
00:29:28,544 --> 00:29:31,344
other than procreate.
694
00:29:31,345 --> 00:29:33,046
You haven't seen
my dad, have you?
695
00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:35,016
No, actually,
but it's big of you
696
00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:37,219
to invite your attempted
murderer to your wedding.
697
00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:39,490
He gives really good gifts.
698
00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:42,259
Oh, and never say, "big of you,"
to a pregnant woman.
699
00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:44,094
Heh heh.
700
00:29:44,095 --> 00:29:46,269
I hate that I can't
see you right now.
701
00:29:47,331 --> 00:29:49,462
I love that you hate it.
702
00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:50,463
See you soon.
703
00:29:50,464 --> 00:29:51,893
Bye.
704
00:29:53,195 --> 00:29:54,561
Maybe I should just, uh,
705
00:29:54,562 --> 00:29:56,927
leave my gift and go then.
706
00:29:59,363 --> 00:30:00,987
Dad.
707
00:30:00,988 --> 00:30:04,231
- What are you doing back here?
- You're my daughter,
708
00:30:04,232 --> 00:30:05,852
and I, um... ahem...
709
00:30:05,853 --> 00:30:08,712
I don't expect you to say yes,
but...
710
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:13,443
If I didn't at least ask
to walk you down the aisle,
711
00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:15,411
I couldn't live with myself.
712
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:25,677
You're avoiding me.
713
00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:29,260
What?! No.
I'm not avoiding you.
714
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:32,480
I'm trying to organize
this whole circus here.
715
00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:33,897
I mean, did you see
where they put the bar?
716
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:37,470
Caroline...
Can we talk?
717
00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:42,138
All right.
Just say it.
718
00:30:42,139 --> 00:30:43,540
I'm wrong, I'm making
this about me,
719
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:44,876
I'm being selfish.
720
00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:46,279
No. Sorry.
Not wanting to lose your brother
721
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,309
is pretty low on
the selfish scale.
722
00:30:50,705 --> 00:30:52,952
Forcing someone to
turn off their humanity
723
00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:54,921
on the other hand, that...
724
00:30:54,922 --> 00:30:58,957
Hmm. Yeah. That's, uh...
That's way up there.
725
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,358
Yeah.
726
00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:07,464
Do you hate me?
727
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,738
No. Of course, I don't hate you.
728
00:31:10,986 --> 00:31:13,168
That doesn't mean that I don't
hate the way you handled things.
729
00:31:13,169 --> 00:31:14,603
Well, that makes two of us.
730
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,749
I made a list...
731
00:31:22,139 --> 00:31:24,843
Of, um,
all the things that I've done
732
00:31:24,844 --> 00:31:26,529
since I fell for you.
733
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:30,444
It started last summer
when you moved away.
734
00:31:30,445 --> 00:31:32,845
I started obsessing
over where you were,
735
00:31:32,846 --> 00:31:34,748
wondering why you weren't
returning my calls.
736
00:31:34,749 --> 00:31:37,484
I told you I hated you
when I felt ignored,
737
00:31:37,485 --> 00:31:40,821
missed my mom's final moments
because I was kissing you,
738
00:31:40,822 --> 00:31:42,758
- and then she died...
- Caroline.
739
00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:44,124
And all I needed
740
00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:45,693
was for you to tell
me that you felt
741
00:31:45,694 --> 00:31:47,880
something for me,
742
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,435
and you didn't,
743
00:31:51,436 --> 00:31:53,168
and it affected me
so deeply that
744
00:31:53,169 --> 00:31:57,441
I did the worst possible thing
a vampire can do.
745
00:31:57,442 --> 00:31:59,662
I turned off my humanity,
746
00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:01,702
and when I thought
I couldn't do anything else,
747
00:32:01,703 --> 00:32:03,918
I got you to turn off yours.
748
00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:08,793
Well, I forgive you.
749
00:32:08,794 --> 00:32:10,897
Yeah, but that's
the point, Stefan.
750
00:32:10,898 --> 00:32:13,490
The old Caroline wouldn't
have forgiven me.
751
00:32:13,491 --> 00:32:15,006
She would have
smacked me and said,
752
00:32:15,007 --> 00:32:18,275
"what the hell are you doing?"
753
00:32:18,276 --> 00:32:21,713
I hate the way
that this has made me feel.
754
00:32:21,714 --> 00:32:23,082
That's because you're
a control freak
755
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,650
who's lost control.
756
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,886
I feel the same way
when I'm around you.
757
00:32:26,887 --> 00:32:29,657
That's what falling
for somebody is.
758
00:32:29,659 --> 00:32:32,664
It's being vulnerable.
759
00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:34,081
It's...
760
00:32:35,267 --> 00:32:36,965
Giving up control.
761
00:32:40,802 --> 00:32:42,066
I know...
762
00:32:45,204 --> 00:32:48,704
But where I'm at
right now in my life
763
00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:52,439
with the guilt and the grief,
764
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,317
control is all I have,
765
00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:58,278
and I don't think
that I can give that up.
766
00:33:25,582 --> 00:33:27,049
Hi.
767
00:33:27,051 --> 00:33:28,385
Isn't a bridesmaid's
dress supposed to
768
00:33:28,386 --> 00:33:30,287
make you look like
a freak of nature?
769
00:33:30,288 --> 00:33:32,023
Heh.
770
00:33:32,024 --> 00:33:33,791
Jo went easy on me.
771
00:33:38,765 --> 00:33:40,974
I talked to Stefan.
772
00:33:41,669 --> 00:33:43,836
He did not go easy on me.
773
00:33:43,837 --> 00:33:46,338
Apparently, that's your fault.
774
00:33:46,339 --> 00:33:48,373
His argument was
pretty convincing.
775
00:33:50,711 --> 00:33:52,681
I'd made up my mind...
776
00:33:54,285 --> 00:33:56,290
But then...
777
00:33:56,291 --> 00:33:58,794
You ruined my ball!
778
00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:00,429
Well, you're lucky
I didn't ruin your face!
779
00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:02,898
Go inside, get the car
keys from your mommy.
780
00:34:02,899 --> 00:34:04,499
I'm going to a wedding.
781
00:34:11,336 --> 00:34:13,137
On second thought.
782
00:34:14,673 --> 00:34:15,740
Don't forget the...
783
00:34:15,741 --> 00:34:16,841
The leftovers.
784
00:34:16,842 --> 00:34:19,877
I know. You told me 3 times.
785
00:34:19,878 --> 00:34:21,444
40 years, and every time,
786
00:34:21,446 --> 00:34:23,346
"did you remember
the leftovers?"
787
00:34:23,347 --> 00:34:25,915
Like I'm getting
senile or something.
788
00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:27,349
Oh!
789
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:31,918
Heh heh.
790
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,743
Heh.
791
00:34:48,744 --> 00:34:51,244
I'm taking it.
792
00:34:51,245 --> 00:34:54,459
I've been a vampire
for a long time, Elena.
793
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,554
It's been a blast,
794
00:34:56,555 --> 00:34:59,726
but I would give it up in
a second to be your husband,
795
00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:01,928
your partner,
796
00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:04,550
father of your kids.
797
00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:07,803
You can't take it just for me.
798
00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:09,305
That's what you
and Stefan keep saying,
799
00:35:09,306 --> 00:35:10,707
but you're wrong.
800
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,205
I can.
801
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:16,085
I can take it for us.
802
00:35:16,086 --> 00:35:17,786
Ok?
803
00:35:17,788 --> 00:35:20,256
Because even if it doesn't work,
even if all goes to hell,
804
00:35:20,257 --> 00:35:22,358
even if I'm miserable and alone,
805
00:35:22,359 --> 00:35:26,162
the smallest chance at
the perfect life with you
806
00:35:26,163 --> 00:35:29,600
is infinitely better than
an immortal one without you,
807
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,607
and I know this, Elena.
808
00:35:33,608 --> 00:35:35,889
I love you...
809
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:40,676
And I will love you until I take
my last breath on this earth.
810
00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:11,402
Where the hell
are you?
811
00:36:11,404 --> 00:36:12,670
Bonnie and Matt are
already M.I.A.,
812
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,372
and now you and Damon?
813
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:15,873
What is wrong with you?
This is a wedding.
814
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,875
This is supposed to be
Jo's magical night,
815
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,077
and you are ruining it.
816
00:36:19,078 --> 00:36:22,283
We're starting without you.
817
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:29,461
- This is not funny.
- It's kind of funny.
818
00:36:29,986 --> 00:36:31,029
Uh, hey. Look.
I don't want to tell you
819
00:36:31,030 --> 00:36:32,263
how to run your wedding, but...
820
00:36:32,264 --> 00:36:33,462
We're not waiting anymore!
821
00:36:33,463 --> 00:36:34,862
Tell them to cue the music.
822
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,385
Um, I think it's starting.
823
00:36:56,386 --> 00:36:58,221
What? No.
824
00:36:58,222 --> 00:37:00,726
What time is it?
825
00:37:00,727 --> 00:37:04,665
Oh, my God. No.
No, no, no. We're so late.
826
00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:06,803
Well, you're the one that couldn't
keep your paws off of me.
827
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:09,070
Damon, put your tux back on.
828
00:37:09,071 --> 00:37:11,569
I am, I am.
Heh heh heh.
829
00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:17,260
Well, I hope it was worth it.
830
00:37:17,261 --> 00:37:18,296
Actually...
831
00:37:18,297 --> 00:37:19,498
Echh. Gross.
Not the time, ok?
832
00:37:19,499 --> 00:37:22,135
- Have you seen Bonnie or Matt?
- They're not here yet?
833
00:37:22,136 --> 00:37:24,069
Ohh. Just go, go.
Go, go, go.
834
00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:25,170
Ok.
835
00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:43,929
Ugh. Bonnie.
836
00:37:46,763 --> 00:37:49,265
Bonnie.
837
00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:50,699
Hey.
838
00:37:56,210 --> 00:37:57,277
It was...
839
00:38:01,659 --> 00:38:03,983
And so?
840
00:38:03,984 --> 00:38:07,621
Looks like I'm joining
the human club.
841
00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:09,623
It's a big night for both of us.
842
00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:10,625
I'm proud of you.
843
00:38:10,626 --> 00:38:11,793
You, too, buddy.
844
00:39:02,332 --> 00:39:04,469
Welcome,
family and friends,
845
00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:06,474
on this magical evening
846
00:39:06,475 --> 00:39:08,978
to the wedding
of Alaric Saltzman
847
00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:11,649
and Josette Laughlin.
848
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:15,055
Josette and Alaric have
prepared their own vows.
849
00:39:19,594 --> 00:39:20,929
Ahem.
850
00:39:25,772 --> 00:39:27,008
This can't be it.
851
00:39:27,009 --> 00:39:28,477
No one's here.
852
00:39:28,478 --> 00:39:31,280
Perhaps your companions
gave you the wrong address.
853
00:39:34,219 --> 00:39:37,955
They're not the ones
who gave me the address.
854
00:39:37,956 --> 00:39:39,389
Then who did?
855
00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:45,236
Neither one of us
should be here right now.
856
00:39:45,237 --> 00:39:48,039
We've spent our lives
dodging fate
857
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,047
and beating the odds,
858
00:39:51,477 --> 00:39:55,719
but because we did,
859
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,889
I got to meet you,
860
00:39:57,890 --> 00:40:01,060
the most beautiful,
861
00:40:01,061 --> 00:40:02,429
hilarious,
862
00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:06,172
and intimidatingly
brilliant woman
863
00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:08,693
I have ever known.
864
00:40:09,676 --> 00:40:11,844
You inspire me.
865
00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:14,481
You've shown me that happiness
866
00:40:14,482 --> 00:40:17,272
is actually something
that I can have in my life.
867
00:40:20,758 --> 00:40:22,158
And so...
868
00:40:25,998 --> 00:40:29,669
I promise to be with you
869
00:40:29,670 --> 00:40:31,838
and love you
870
00:40:31,839 --> 00:40:34,554
and to dodge fate with you
871
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,639
for the rest of our lives.
872
00:40:47,727 --> 00:40:49,930
Josette?
873
00:40:49,931 --> 00:40:54,634
Oh, God.
That's a tough act to follow.
874
00:40:54,635 --> 00:40:56,714
Here goes.
875
00:40:57,535 --> 00:41:00,140
Alaric Saltzman, you are...
876
00:41:02,339 --> 00:41:05,011
Jo? Jo?
877
00:41:05,012 --> 00:41:06,044
Jo? Oh, my God.
878
00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:09,849
Jo? Jo? Jo?!
879
00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:11,050
Oh, God. No!
880
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:13,085
Aah! Aah!
881
00:41:15,921 --> 00:41:18,623
No! No, no, no, no.
882
00:41:18,624 --> 00:41:20,826
I was gonna wait
till the "death do us part" bit,
883
00:41:20,827 --> 00:41:23,061
but it seemed
a little on the nose.
884
00:41:25,998 --> 00:41:29,030
Am I right?
885
00:41:36,374 --> 00:41:37,874
Miss me?
886
00:41:40,342 --> 00:41:42,677
No?
887
00:41:42,678 --> 00:41:44,213
Oh, well.
888
00:41:53,354 --> 00:41:58,403
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