Armed police! Come to the door. You'll come to no harm.
GUNSHOT Shots fired.
SIREN BLARES Crime never sleeps...
Oi!
...but neither do the cops.
Police with a dog.
Battling on the front line...
...are Nottinghamshire's finest.
Move!
Highly trained pursuit drivers...
CRASHING Contact. Oh, God.
Vehicle failing to stop.
...specialists in entry...
Police!
...and search.
There's your firearm.
Rapid response firearms officers...
Do not move!
...and the crime stopping force... Get him off me! Get him off me!
...of the dog unit.
Wherever the battle takes them...
Oi! Calm!
...they'll never back down.
Calm down.
Because cometh the hour...
Get down on the floor.
...cometh the interceptors.
Oi! You can get off!
Coming UP---
...Toombsy takes a runaway head-on...
...there's something lurking in the woods...
Stay there! Stay there!
Don't move!
...and the sharp sting of defeat.
RADIO: He's going left, left, left. Gone that way.
To pursuit, there are three TPAC vehicles with you now.
Interceptors are elite drivers.
Yes, yes, from five-three, we are pursue,
vehicle is lights off, swerving across all lanes.
But they're often up against bad guys who'll risk everything
to escape.
And when innocent motorists are at risk...
...sometimes the safest option... Here we go.
...is direct action.
Sometimes people drive so dangerously
that we've got to get that pursuit stopped
there and then, and do something which we like to call
tactical contact.
We use the car to disable theirs immediately.
Two-two.
Chalky and Bruce Arnold are on patrol in the marked X5,
searching for a black BMW.
Possibly got a male who is wanted in it.
He's not the keeper but he's on the insurance
and there's intelligence that he's using that car.
Sounds like he's breached his licence.
SIREN BLARES
The driver's breached a restraining order
and cops are combing the area for him.
But it's Lee Frith across town who spots the target Beamer.
Frithy lights him up as a response unit blocks the junction ahead.
Speed is 50.
Wrong side of the reds - and he's away...
...with Lee on him like exhaust fumes.
The runaway's running red lights like there's no tomorrow...
...and he's north of motorway speeds on a single carriageway...
...while Bruce and Chalky race to intercept.
RADIO: Visibility is good.
Cut through here, might get a stinger to there.
RADIO:
Rugby coach Bruce won't stop a Beamer
with a well-timed tackle,
but he might with a well-timed stinger.
Stop here. Try and get to the bottom
to get the stinger out.
Speed is eight-zero.
The target's changing direction all the time,
but it sounds close.
Bruce, traffic.
Trying to think where he's going?
Speed is now three-zero.
There was heavy traffic over by Redesdale.
Light traffic, wrong side of the road.
This way!
Blue lights, red herring.
He's gone back.
Because their target's taken the opposite direction
and sent multiple units in a spin.
St Albans Road.
St Albans?
Towards Park Lane, the Basswood Crossings.
Basswood Crossings.
It's back down that way.
A mile from Chalky and Bruce...
...Lee tries to direct them into position
for a second sting attempt.
We going for Bagnall Road?
He's gone left, left, left - back up towards the main junction.
This guy's as unpredictable...
...as he is dangerous.
Down to LidL To Lidl.
That way.
As he flies past Lidl...
...Chalky and Bruce close in.
But the suspect is a snake in the side streets.
Dodge behind him.
Does dead-end spell decamp?
Not if you don't care about "no entry" signs.
It's a maddening wild goose chase.
I know, he keeps...
Three-zero. I think we are doing five-zero.
I'm thinking he might try to go Westdale Lane into that bit.
Straight through, straight through.
But the chase is heading Bruce and Chalky's way once more.
Carlton Hill, we're getting into it again.
Lee, we're Porchester, going to try and get at the bottom.
There's a good spot for a sting up ahead.
Get through that the other side, and do it the other side.
Stop there. Stop, stop.
Increasing speed to seven-zero.
I am. Traffic's held. I've held it. It might go offside.
The trap's set.
Bruce can see his target...
RADIO: Speed is six-zero.
...and this is it.
He's going left, left, left. He's gone that way!
Interceptors are after a wanted man in a black Beamer.
Lee Frith is tight on his tail...
...but the stinger team can't nail him down.
RADIO: He's going left, left, left. He's gone that way.
There's still time to intercept - if they're quick.
We're here!
Left.
They're right in the mix now,
third in line behind an unmarked and Frithy's lead X5.
But Frithy has a problem.
He may be a top TPAC driver but he is in the passenger seat.
Yes, yes.
Chalky and Bruce fly past to take the lead.
Yes, we are now pursuit.
Two-two is now pursuit, it is.
Dale View, Dale View - we've missed it.
Dale View, he's going back down towards the Tesco's.
They've missed the turn and tension's high
as they double back.
Any road down here and I'll have it.
Lee and James are back in pole position
and the runaway isn't letting up.
TPAC resources are needed pronto...
...so Chalky hits the warp drive.
He's flying.
But up ahead, so is Martyn Toombes...
...galloping from the pack in the unmarked Skoda.
CRASHING ALARM SOUNDS
Tactical contact.
Game over.
Oi! Get out of the car now!
Get out of the car now!
Every cop and their dog has been involved
in this monster pursuit
and it's fair to say making a run for it is not an option.
And Bruce and Chalky touch down to a blue light circus with one in cuffs.
Nice one, guys.
Leaving Mr Wanted to other cops...
...Bruce gets a closer look at their German nemesis.
It's got baulked by a bit of a bit of traffic at the roadworks,
he's tried to do a U-turn
and then they've forced it off into the side
with some tactical contact.
Good end to the pursuit, really.
So well done to the team who's done it.
It's just a case of getting the right resources
in the right place at the right time.
I saw the opportunity and took it out,
to save any injuries to a member of the public.
Gold star for Toombsy, but it's the result that counts.
After a nail-biting 30-minute pursuit,
the pinned runaway pleaded guilty to dangerous driving
and two counts of breaching a restraining order.
He was sent down for 12 months and lost his licence for two years.
Keeping the streets crime-free can feel like holding back the tide.
Stop where you are! Keep your hands up!
On the floor!
Plug a hole in one area...
...a torrent escapes in another.
They're off. They're off.
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
And interceptors are always alert to the latest flash points.
RADIO: Stand by.
Been took off our normal tasking into Radford
because of a couple of incidents that have happened recently.
We've had quite a nasty stabbing, and also a shooting in the area.
Joe Riley and Dan Mottishaw of the knife crime team
are part of a heightened police presence in Radford tonight.
We've got four cars out, see what we can find.
And they've found a car which looks well worth a tuck.
So the vehicle in front is registered to
a male that we know, he's in our system.
There's intelligence around drug supply
and he's a provisional licence holder only,
so we're just getting in a position where we can go for a stop.
There's an unmarked and marked car in front of the boys.
SIREN BLARES They do the honours...
...and the suspect does one.
He's going for it. Yeah.
Joe assesses the situation...
You going to let Will through, johnny?
...and directs the troops
HORN SOUNDS
Urgh.
He won't lose them on the road...
...he might, however, lose them on foot.
Decamp.
They smell a decamp...
...and they're bang on.
Oh, no, he's gone.
Police!
Multiple cops are on his tail...
...but he's vanished into an estate.
Police officer with a Taser, stand still!
Joe follows the shouting...
...and finds a colleague challenging the suspect over a fence.
Stay there. Stay there.
Don't move!
Police officer with a Taser, stand still!
No, he's gone. Back gate.
He's dropped 15 feet and vanished.
He's going over the back.
The race is on to cut him off.
He's gone onto the woods - I don't know where.
Potentially back into the field. He's into the woods at the back.
Joe's pet hate, despite being a Breaking Bad fan,
is drug dealers, and he's keen to snag a Walter White wannabe.
So he re-traces the suspect's leap of faith.
No.
The estate's a warren with lots of places to hide.
They think he's somewhere in here, then?
Yeah. I think...
Not a clue. You said it, Dan.
Not a clue.
But they're not giving up.
We've got drone coming, got a dog coming,
so if they are hiding we should pick them up.
Back at the runner's abandoned car,
they've uncovered two baseball bats
and a nasty looking torch-come-cosh.
DOG BARKS
But it's the driver they want,
and police dog Monty can help with that.
Well, he's jumped the fence.
He's jumped over into the woods from there,
but it's quite a drop.
There's razor wire this way.
So it might be best to see over - you get to do some climbing.
Rather than drop from the height of a second story window,
Brownie and Monty head down the hill
and into the garden adjacent to the one where they lost their suspect.
Person over the wall, police officer with a police dog.
Show yourself now, service dog.
If the dog finds you, if you remain still and calm, come to no harm.
Give yourself up - final warning, mate.
Give yourself up - final warning.
Police officer with a police dog.
Monty's caught a scent so it's over the fence and onwards.
Do you know, is there any way over the fence, there?
Because this is full of razor wire.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Mate, can you just try and get that panel out there? Yeah.
DOG WHINES
They've reached the woods...
Give yourself up!
Give yourself up now.
Come this way, follow my voice or I'll send the dog.
Come this way now!
...and found the star prize.
Come this way, you'll come to no harm.
Got the Taser on him.
Come this way.
Keep coming this way, keep walking this way.
Walk this way now.
It's not the most convenient place to arrest someone.
DOG BARKS
Right, get down on your knees.
But Brownie and Monty step aside...
Right, ready? Yep.
You go past, avoid the dog.
...and Mike takes the reigns.
Make no move. You've got a Taser on you as well, all right?
Don't move.
Put your hands behind your back now!
Put your hands behind your back.
Put your hands in front of you, then.
The suspect says he's injured. DOG BARKS
Right, sit up. Stand up, mate.
You can walk.
HE YELPS
00p$!
Not a moment for mixing up your left and right.
All right, yeah.
Male in cuffs.
It's a slow journey, but there's plenty to talk about.
You're under arrest for dangerous driving,
failing to stop for the police.
Don't have to say anything but it may harm your defence
if you do not mention when questioned
something that you later rely on in court.
When they check him out at the front of the property...
What have you done to yourself?
...he looks worse for wear, and dare we say,
a bit porky.
What's this about?
Something he was seen in. Yeah.
The beer gut was just an attempt to change his appearance -
the rest of the damage isn't so easily remedied.
Your shoulder? When you went over that fence?
Hardly surprising - it's a hell of a drop!
Let me have a look at it, then.
He's come from here.
Yeah, he's definitely come down here. Dropped down.
Cos there's his chain. Yes.
I think he's landed funny.
Unfortunately, that's part of what you get, isn't it,
when you try and run away - and jumping down, what,
a 15 foot drop onto concrete?
Let's have a look at your shoulder. What's wrong with it?
Where in particular? Here?
Interceptors are trained first aiders.
Well, it looks symmetrical. Mm.
But they're far better detectives...
I'm just going to go up and have a good search of where he's been,
if that's all right?
...and hope to detect something dodgy in the woods.
Ah, here we are.
A bit of cannabis, maybe.
Tiny, tiny bit of cannabis.
He's been up this far, then?
Yeah, you can smell it quite strong.
Yeah, there's a SIM card there. A SIM here.
If he's ditched a SIM card then odds are it contains more than
a text message from his mum.
It's a good spot, that.
Watch out for the badger. Badger?!
Think there's a badger sett here.
There's a what? Watch out for the badger.
They soldier on in the realm of the badger...
Ah! Thorns!
...until they find a phone to go with the SIM card.
James, the legend.
It all adds up to a bit of a mystery.
That's it.
There's probably a reason why he's tried to run away
as he discarded that in the woods -
but dense woodlands in the dark, you're never going to find it.
But in terms of keeping crime off the streets tonight,
mission accomplished.
All in all, it's a pretty good result really.
Not good for him because he's now in hospital, but good for us.
The good news for the driver with no head for heights
is that he recovered from his injuries
and no evidence was found to link him to drug dealing.
The bad news is he received a traffic offence report
for driving without due care and attention
and driving without the correct licence.
His fate now rests with the criminal justice department.
Coming up...
Just be careful crossing the road, mate.
...a tale of two suspects...
What an idiot.
Yeah, yeah, let's have it.
...a top-notch TPAC...
Engine off, engine off now.
...and...
OK.
...a sobering shot of straight talk.
I appreciate that. I don't want people drink-driving
on the streets but here we find ourselves, don't we?
Yeah, fair dos.
Rob Eley and Ian Coleman are on patrol in the marked X5
and it's a slow shift...
...so far. Where are they?
Hello?
NH, is this a fail to stop with a mobility scooter?
Yeah.
Thank you. Why did she even suggest going over?
Oh, my God, stop talking.
Just stop talking.
We might need a TPAC resource? Are you joking?
Oh, I hope so.
It's fair to say a mobility scooter TPAC
wasn't what the lads hoped for.
But as night marches on and they swap seats...
It's a P0...
Polo.
...things are looking up.
So we're currently heading out towards Gamston,
our dog handler, Coops, has had a sighting
of a confirmed stolen vehicle -
stolen with keys from Birmingham.
Rob's a big boxing fan.
He tries to avoid fisticuffs at work
but he has plans to box-in the Polo tonight.
NH, can you get a message out to the response cops
that are travelling not to get too close on blues?
We don't want to spook it.
We want to get this pre-emptive on. Yes, yes.
A few miles away, incognito in the unmarked Skoda,
Coops keeps his eye on the target
as he waits for reinforcements to intercept.
Might be worth killing the blues soon
because I think it's going to be coming up to the next RA.
In the area, we're just approaching the RA.
Yeah.
The target has just entered the roundabout ahead.
On the RA at Wheatcroft.
Yeah, we're here. We're here.
Right, hold on.
There he is. He's there, look.
He's just left the opposite exit.
So the services on A52.
And it feels like a long way round the roundabout
before Ian can let the X5 off the lead.
Coops, we're just behind you now - just joined from Wheatcroft.
If you keep the commentary going, mate,
we'll hang back because we're marked and wait for at least one other
to join us, then we'll move up and take off you.
They need three cars to make the stop.
Dan, ETA?
RADIO: On the slip ahead of you.
It's one of two he might come off.
And this car is losing ground.
Team, we're just baulked by a heavy.
A touch of the throttle and they're back in the chase.
He's on lane two of two.
Up ahead in the unmarked,
Coops keeps tight to the suspected stolen car
while Ian and Rob hang back,
now one third of a marked car trio.
Got three in the stick now.
If we get the addition of Coops behind for flight,
that'd be ideal.
All their ducks are in a row, so Coops drops back...
Mate, I am car four.
...and it's a go.
Move up, move up. SIRENS BLARE
Yep, yep, let's have it.
With one in front, Ian blocks the offside
and car three slams the back door.
That's it. That's it now.
Engine off. Engine off now. Get it off.
Get it off. Open your door.
Get out. Belt off.
Driver and passenger are nicked before they know which way's up.
Get out. Out you get, out you get. Out you get, out you get,
Out you get, out you get.
Hands here. Hands behind your back. Let go of your phone.
Look forward for us, pal.
Mate.
Look forward for us.
Mate, you're under arrest on suspicion
of theft of motor vehicle.
You don't have to say anything,
may harm your defence if you don't mention when questioned
something you later rely on in court.
Anything you do say may be given in evidence, do you understand?
Yeah, man.
Come on, mate. Over here. Let's go and stand out the way.
Hand here. just stand against...
Take a step back and lean against the car.
The driver is quiet and cooperative.
Well, you're all right, aren't you?
All right, no-one's hurt, are they?
Well, there we go, then.
To business. Right, the reason you've been stopped
and arrested is cos there's a report on that vehicle
to say that it's been stolen.
Yeah.
You've just borrowed it?
The driver might be laid back,
but the passenger is a different story.
It's him.
We've told you. No, it's him you've got.
Inside. He's lary and beginning to lose it...
What the...is this...?
What the...? Hey!
We get it. Who the...are you, though?
Yeah, I don't care.
OK, OK.
...turning the night blue and looking to get locked up.
Who the police?
Honestly, I didn't spit.
When did I spit?
With a constant background rant,
Rob tries to get to the bottom of why the car was reported stolen.
He's telling me he's apparently on the insurance.
Er, have you got the vehicle details up?
Can you confirm or deny that?
Yeah, I haven't done anything!
Oh!
It's very much a tale of two occupants.
Why... Why's this guy trying to wind us?
Oi, oi.
MUTTERING
What an idiot.
There's a lesson here in how to behave around the police
and how not to. MUTTERING
And the police are still trying to learn the truth
about this alleged theft.
RADIO:
It seems the driver had permission to borrow the car
for half an hour.
Nine hours later, the owner called the cops.
I don't think we need to arrest him.
We know who they are, we've confirmed their identity.
We'll have the car and let them on their way.
Right, we're letting him go.
There's just one rogue element.
Are you happy with the passenger?
I think he'll be fine once he's out of cuffs.
I think the issue is he doesn't like us.
The passenger in question is getting louder and cruder all the time.
How about that, bro?
How about...your mum?
Your mum! Your mum!
Yeah, what...?
I don't think we can allow this man to go away.
I think he's got to come and have a night at our pleasure
for being drunk and disorderly.
SHOUTING
He's taken the news about as well as expected and kicked off even more.
You're hurting me.
I ain't done nothing wrong, bro.
He's coming with us now, mate. I've done nothing wrong.
HE SCREAMS
The sorry suspect is up and off to wait for the van.
Meanwhile, his mate couldn't be more chilled.
What you doing? Pedestrian crossings and everything.
Mate, it's going to be on Channel 5, Police Interceptors,
I wouldn't worry about snapping.
It's going to be on national television.
I won't shake your hand because of Covid, mate. Yeah.
Just be careful crossing the road, mate.
You've got two examples here of how to deal with the police
and then how not to deal with the police.
And he has been exhibit A on how not to
wind yourself up into getting arrested.
What an idiot.
No further action was taken against the driver
who borrowed his mate's car for too long.
The ranty passenger who found himself face down in the mud
was found guilty of a public order offence
and had to pay £434 in fines and costs.
You been drinking? Yes? Vodka, yeah?
Deaths involving drink-driving in the UK
are at their highest level for a decade.
I'm arresting you on suspicion of driving whilst over
the prescribed alcohol limit. Do you understand that?
And interceptors have no sympathy for anyone
at the wheel after a skinful.
We've been able to detain one up there and then one across the road,
both absolutely intoxicated, so drunk.
Cops have one advantage in the war on booze -
drink-drivers have a habit of making themselves known.
For example, by almost stalling with no lights on
in front of Ky and Lee...
Pull over that way. That way.
...or responding to Blues by stopping on the wrong side of the road.
Since when do we pull to the right? We're not in France.
Bonjour.
Can you pull over to the near side of the carriageway, please?
Thank you?
That side? Yeah, that side. Mate she's hammered.
Whenever you're ready.
Anywhere along here will do.
Oh,dean
I was speaking English, wasn't I? Yes, you were, yeah.
How you doing? You all right? Just turn off for me.
OK, is the handbrake on, yeah?
Yeah, OK. just jump out for me, all right?
I'll explain why we're stopping you.
First thing, you've got no lights on.
Just jump on the pavement so we don't get run over.
So you've got no lights on at all which draws attention to you
because obviously it's night-time.
Your driving's awful - you're swerving from lane to lane,
you're stopping, it looked like you nearly stalled it.
I can smell drink on you. How much have you had?
TWO pints? Of?
Two lagers, then.
When did you last have a drink?
Half hour ago.
Well, pubs shut at ten. Where have you come from?
Right.
So that's 45 minutes ago the pubs shut, isn't it?
I'm not being rude - do you have a speech impediment?
Do you? OK.
No, you sound... You sound drunk that's all I'm saying, so...
I need you to keep your hands where they are, I'll hold the machine,
nice deep breath, seal round the tube and just blow through.
When you're ready a nice deep breath in and blow through the tube.
That's it. Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, stop.
Lovely.
Depending on when she had them,
two pints could put her over the limit, which is 35.
And that's a fail. You've blown 93, OK?
Two pints of wine, perhaps?
So you're three times over the limit,
so because of that I'm arresting you...
Just a minute. I'm arresting you on suspicion of driving,
having had too much to drink.
Basically, what this is is a screening device -
it indicates to me a level of alcohol in your body, OK?
It gives me enough to arrest you.
We'll go back to Mansfield police station
where you'll blow on a bigger machine.
That will give us the absolute level in your body, all right?
What do you need out of the car?
Your shoes, right.
OK, I'll... Is he in the front? Yeah, OK.
It's like the worst production of Cinderella ever.
Hiya, mate, you all right?
Have you got her shoes because she's under arrest. She's drunk?
And the shoeless star player is suddenly camera shy.
OK.
No, you're not, but he's entitled to record.
It's, it's...
I appreciate that. I don't want people drink-driving on the streets
but here we find ourselves, don't we?
Yeah, of course you can, my dear. Yeah, I'm not an animal.
How long will she be, do you reckon?
Do you want me to brutally honest?
She's blown three times the drink-drive limit,
so she's going to be in the cells until tomorrow morning
around about ten o'clock.
There were three passengers in the car
who Lee things are a tad ungrateful...
They don't want to thank me for saving their lives, no?
...so they've earned a sermon on the perils of riding with drink-drivers.
I've done this job for 21 years and the carnage that I've seen
through drink-driving...
It might seem like a bit of a jape when you get in the car.
"Do you know what? We'll make it home, it'll be all right,
"nothing's going to happen." You have to do yourjob and...
Well, yeah.
Yeah, because if somebody ran your mum over
who was drunk, you'd want me to, wouldn't you? So...
Back at Mansfield nick Cinderella blew 84.
There was no fairy-tale ending.
She pleaded guilty to drink-driving
and her licence disappeared for 18 months.
She also had to pay £419 in costs and fines,
so, all in all, a pricey couple of pints.
So she's just had the one?
Err, two pints of Fosters.
What are they putting in her Fosters?
When I pulled alongside her, I was like, "You are well gone."
Still to come...
Someone likes bacon?
...a car full of porkies...
About 20-odd packs of bacon.
...and Rob... I always get the jalopies, the absolute lemons.
...goes the full Clarkson.
2006 Nissan Pathfinder with three billion miles on it.
ALARM BLARES Oh, my God!
Flipping heck.
The roads are full of surprises.
Why he stole an ice cream van?
I have honestly got no idea.
Outstanding.
The weirdest thing I've found in a car - the driver was sat there
and he had a parrot on the passenger seat, that's about the most
randomest stop I've ever had.
An African grey parrot just sat there.
Not caged, not on anything.
And I was just like, "Huh? Why have you got a parrot
"on your passenger seat?"
No parrot on the passenger seat tonight, just Rob Eley...
THEY LAUGH
...alongside shipmate Dan Machin.
Hello, mate.
Nissan Pathfinder ahoy, lads. Dodgy tail light.
It's in lane one. Got it.
And that's not the only thing dodgy about it.
Vehicle involved in theft of electrical goods from Sainsbury's,
Bingham Road, Cotgrave.
Vehicle involved in shop theft at B&M stores, Belper.
Two males stole three mobility scooters.
They got away in vehicle - Derbyshire Police.
There's nothing to say the occupants were involved,
but it's worth making their acquaintance.
Yeah, boy.
No fire, came out quick. Good luck.
File his sharp exit under suspicious.
Hello, mate. Just over this side mate.
What's your name please?
Jack, just keep your distance mate, all the Covid stuff.
Just that's the one. You got your licence with you, mate?
You have? All right.
Only to stop you, mate, because...
You know about it, do you?
Sound, all right. ls it your motor?
While Rob keeps jack the lad busy, Dan checks out his car...
...and his passenger.
How you doing, mate? You all right?
Yeah, good, he'll not be long.
What's all this stuff?
Eh?
You just got in it?
All right.
How long you had the car?
How long have you had the car?
It's not the car itself that interests Dan
but rather what's inside it.
I think we need to have a word with you about the stuff
in the back of the car, don't we?
About the stuff, the bars and chocolate and stuff
and the meat and the flowers.
Yeah?
Apparently there's half the contents of the Co-op on Jack's backseat.
You're under arrest for suspicion of shop theft.
Mate, just jump out a sec.
Not sure where you're from, yeah, but I don't think you've bought
her that baby milk, flowers and, several bars of chocolate, have you?
So you don't have to say anything that may harm your defence
if you don't mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court.
With two in cuffs, they call for transport to the nick.
So the one we've just stopped - it's a Pathfinder.
We've stopped them and it's links to shop theft
and it's got a load of load of stuff in the back
that's obviously been stolen.
Rob's going to drive his car back,
but apparently that's easier said than done.
Right.
How hard can it be?
Don't worry, mate, I've locked cars before.
I'll sort it out.
Right.
OK. Mate, don't worry.
Don't worry, I'll sort it.
The driver is on his way to Bridewell custody...
just go with these guys, mate.
His passenger will travel separately.
Can I ask a favour? Yeah.
Do you mind booking him in for us?
There's like meat and flowers and all sorts in the back
which I've got to seize and get booked in.
I'm going to take it to Radford, so if you wouldn't mind.
Mate, thanks a lot.
Suspects dealt with, Rob and Dan turn their attention
to the bootie-mobile, which is stacked for a night of romance...
Chocolates and flowers.
...the promise of breakfast the next day...
Someone likes bacon.
...and the next... There's about 20-odd packs of bacon here! I know.
There's even provision for what comes next.
He's obviously stockpiling baby milk for something.
Meat? Yeah. Chocolate? Yeah.
Baby milk? Yeah, I've come across that before.
Flowers? He'll have a woman in his tab.
Do you reckon? Yes.
You reckon? Yep, flowers and chocolate.
Next stop, Radford nick...
HE GROANS
Oh, God.
...if Rob can remember his instructions.
Horrible thing.
God, where's the bloody...
Press the little button on the left and twist it all the way round.
Oh, I'm off. He's off...
...on a painfuljourney that isn't like riding in the X5.
I always get the jalopies, the absolute lemons.
2006 Nissan Pathfinder with three billion miles on it.
ALARM BLARES Oh, my God!
Oh, for God's sake!
Try the little button on the left. ALARM CONTINUES
Make sure the windows are up.
The self proclaimed key master...
Don't worry, mate, I've locked cars before. I'll sort it out.
...may have met his match.
Close the door, alarm comes on.
Open door, alarm goes off.
Ironic that it's a shoplifter's car.
Since we've recovered the car, a shop theft come in at the Co-op
and they're reporting theft of about 140 something pounds' worth
of bacon.
Both occupants of the meat wagon pleaded guilty to theft
and were sentenced to 70 hours unpaid work.
Their bootie amounted to 36 packs of bacon,
16 slabs of chocolate,
four tubs of baby milk,
four dog harnesses, 16 bottles of sweet chilli sauce,
five orchids and...lronman.
No partridge in a pear tree or parrot on the passenger seat,
but quite the surprise stop.
It's like a box of chocolates,
you never know what you're going to get, do you? Oh, God! Oh, my God!
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