Armed police. Come to the door, you'll come to no harm.
GUNSHOTS Shots fired.
SIREN WAILS
Crime never sleeps...
Oi!
...but neither do the cops.
Police with a dog.
Battling on the front line...
He's in the back garden.
...are Nottinghamshire's finest.
Q
Highly trained pursuit drivers...
Oh, he's made contact.
Oh, God.
Vehicle failing to stop.
...specialists in entry...
Q
...and search...
There's your firearm.
...rapid response firearms officers...
Do not move.
F
...and the crime stopping force...
Get him off me. Get him off me!
...of the dog unit.
Stop struggling!
Wherever the battle takes them...
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...they'll never back down...
Calm down.
...because cometh the hour...
Get down on the floor.
...cometh the interceptors.
F
It's a good day at the office.
Coming up...
He's got a knife in the back of his waistband.
...knife attack disaster...
F
...Jim v door...
Winning now mate, aren't we?! That's itJim, another one mate.
...and places.
F
...the long arm of the law won't reach.
Can't you just hold me?
Not holding you lad. No!
It's all quiet on the Nottingham front.
É
But trouble's coming up fast.
Currently travelling to Mansfield from the city
in relation to this lad who's wanted.
Rob Ealey and Spencer Pugh are after a potentially dangerous man.
The young lad's wanted in relation to an assault in Mansfield
yesterday afternoon, where he's stabbed another male in the back.
The young lad's also got markers for previously carrying knives.
SIREN WAILS
Given his history, they want backup.
Get another double crewed unit from somewhere,
be appreciated, just so we can get it front and backed properly.
SIREN WAILS
Jen and police dog Quantum are in the area.
But are they up for a party?
Do you want to come to Mansfield for a wanted male?
Cheers.
Mansfield here we come.
SIREN WAILS
She's in convoy with us, en route.
Local units are already on scene, but suddenly...
There's somebody here... We've got somebody armed with a knife
on a different job.
Oscar Foxtrot five-eight from ONH,
is that a separate incident with somebody with a knife?
OK, received. We can divert, however, we're going to another
grade one where there's a wanted male for a...
A stabbing from yesterday.
A fresh incident and far more urgent.
OK, let's go, going to this.
SIREN WAILS
Yeah, five-eight, we'll divert to you.
All change.
Jen, if you've got ears on, we're just heading to this one at Sutton
to start off with.
Might turn into a bit of a siege.
Initial reports don't sound good.
There's been a domestic incident.
The victim seems to have fled out of a window.
The offender's still inside the address
and he's armed himself with a knife.
We're just going over there as a Taser resource to try and see
if we can offer some assistance.
We've obviously still got the dog officer with us as well,
for any flight contingency.
The only thing flying right now is the X5...
...and touches down at the address to news that ups the ante.
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So, we've just had an update from an officer on then scene,
that it's actually a machete this person has got access to.
So, we're going to have to put this back to our control room to
assess it for a potentially... A firearms authority.
Rob and Spence need to weight up the scene.
Where's the info about the machete?
F
That's how she's got a cut on her hand.
An ambulance is coming for her. Yeah.
It seems the suspect slashed his partner's hand.
She's en route to hospital, he's still inside.
He's trying to head-butt his way out.
There is a crumb of good news, but it's a pretty meagre one.
I'm relatively satisfied this is not a machete.
I've got... It's actually for a Rambo knife,
as is the de-... The sheath that's in the rear garden.
The blade would be around 12 inches long, sorry.
The suspect, who they believe has a mere 12 inch blade,
is at a front window, slurring aggressively.
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It would certainly be of assistance if we could have access
to the baton gun.
Worried the man might be a danger to himself,
Rob wants authority to use less lethal baton guns
that would stop him in his tracks.
You're going to blow me apart?
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What with?
Meanwhile, Spencer cops the verbals.
Have you got any weapons in there?
What have you got?
I can't hear you very well mate, do you want to come to the window?
DOG BARKS
Sorry?
Understood sir, thank you.
Baton gun authority.
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Well, mate, if you've done nothing wrong, mate, you won't be -
you'll be all right coming to the front door then, won't you?
Just get back to the gate to contain it
because they've given me authority. Thank you.
Armed with baton guns, Rob leaves Spence out front
and contains the rear.
Anything round there I can stand on?
Tramp...trampoline. Eh?
I'm not choosing a trampoline.
What for? Eh?
See if I can see through this window.
One bounce and he'd be up there.
Come to this open window, window in the middle.
See what he's doing?
With the suspect now distracted at the back...
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...Spencer peaks inside the front...
Rob, this is a bathroom, can't see any weapons in here.
Can you see me? Just look up, all right.
...while interceptor Phil Broughton leads negotiations.
Come to this window, we'll have a chat.
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There's nobody here apart from me.
Aye. You promise me?
I promise you're going to be talking to me,
so come to this open window we'll have a chat.
The man's made it to the window but he sounds drunk
and looks worse for wear.
How are we? You've got some blood on your nose, how are you?
Are you all right?
2NH and two Oscar one officers are engaging with the subject,
appears to have some minor facial injury.
They're keen to get the suspect medical attention.
Just go back inside for us don't, don't climb out.
He's got a knife. Yeah, he's got a knife in his waist.
But he's leaning dangerously out of the window.
Just stay there for us.
No just stay there for us.
Just be very careful because I don't want you injuring yourself.
So, climb back in.
No, we're just checking to make sure you're all right
because you've got some injuries, just make sure you're all right.
So, just get off the seat, yeah?
No, don't climb out.
Don't climb out. No!
You're going to blow me apart?
Interceptors are dealing with a man who allegedly
slashed his partner with a knife.
Don't climb out.
He's got a knife. Yeah, he's got a knife in his waist.
Attempts to negotiate through an upstairs window...
No, no, don't climb out. That's it, stay in there for us.
...have taken a sickening turn.
Don't climb out. No!
He's bounced off a table and hit a concrete patio.
He's got a knife in the back of his waistband.
Be careful, mate. Roll him to me.
With the knife out of the picture...
It's not there any more.
...it's no longer an armed incident but now an urgent medical one.
Suspected C-Spine now, aren't we?
Talk to me, bud.
SUSPECT GROANS Talk to me, mate.
Get it out our truck.
Fortunately, firearms officers are advanced first aiders,
with specialist medical equipment which might just save his life.
Dude, oi, chill out, mate. Talk to me.
Update, he's not got... Update Oscar one, but he's not got the knife,
we'll get an ambulance.
Somebody might have to take off me,
so we can do an emergency search at the front.
They've no idea if anyone else or any other weapons are inside.
Got it mate? Sweet.
So while the suspect gets medical attention,
Jim goes to town with the big red key.
Jen, put some verbal challenges in.
É
Door's going in, boss.
You reckon it'll be better with the back door?
That'll be a no.
Going in now mate, aren't we?
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That's it, Jim, another one mate.
Do you want to swap? No we're all right, one more.
Spencer? I think you're top mate.
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That's it.
I've got the stairs.
OK.
Rob, I'll come with you. Yeah, move in.
Police officer with a Taser - make yourself known.
Police with a Taser - show yourselves.
Corridor ahead, mate.
Stage by stage...
Searching.
...they secure the house...
Sweet, last one.
Room's clear, out.
...establishing that it's now empty...
Chief inspector, we've cleared the address.
...and locating the knife allegedly used in the earlier assault.
OK. Just stand by because there's a knife on the floor.
While the man alleged to have used it...
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...is flat out in the back garden...
HE GROANS That's it, buddy.
Top man.
...where progress is being made, slowly.
HE CRIES IN PAIN
We're just cutting your top off.
It's just so we can expose your chest, all right?
We're going to check for any other injuries.
F
He's not making it easy by trying to bite.
F
Easy, you're not moving, you're not moving.
Chill. Mate relax, relax.
Don't...don't... We're here to help, OK? So, relax.
Intercepts have kept him stable and the cavalry is here.
He's a bit bitey.
He's obviously intoxicated, he's agitated and he's...
He's trying to resist all the help from the ambulance.
We understand that they are going to be administering some drugs
to try and help calm him down, relax him a bit
and get him the help that he needs.
Which is easier said than done.
Calm yourself down, geezer, cos people are looking after you.
HE HAWKS Don't you dare, don't you dare!
Now, he's threatening to spit.
You threaten that spitting, you get a mask put on your face.
Yeah?
Despite his antics, cops and paramedics soldier on.
So, did he come out of that window? Backwards.
Came out back...like...? Yeah, so he sat, bum,
bum in the windowsill.
Yeah, and just. Feet in and just gone backwards. OK.
Finally, medication calms him down.
F
And he's away to hospital for treatment in a stable condition.
We're all trained to a high level of advanced first aid,
we carry an advanced first aid kit to deal with scenarios a bit
better than some of our other colleagues.
And that advanced training of firearms officers
may have saved his life.
The suspect who fell from an upstairs window
made a full recovery from his injuries.
He was convicted of ABH and possession of a bladed article,
and got 12 months behind bars.
The knife was destroyed.
Interceptors aren't known for Elvis impressions,
but they do have one thing in common with the King -
suspicious minds.
Never 100% trust somebody that you're dealing with.
Some people we deal, they'll try and lead you into
a false sense of security.
Think that everything's OK and that they're being compliant,
let your guard down and then, suddenly,
they'll either try and assault you or run away or...
...or god knows what.
SIREN WAILS
Very Slippy.
It's coming down cats and dogs, as Lewis Marshall
and Lisa Desantis respond to reports of a theft from a pensioner.
RADIO: Just to Give you a bit of background on this crime.
A young woman's allegedly swiped an old man's money and car keys.
It's a Mini.
In silver.
The Mini's been pinging ANPR cameras and given it's 3am,
cops doubt it's a vulnerable pensioner behind the wheel.
Managed to stop the vehicle on Hucknall bypass.
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...HucknalL
Fellow interceptor Lenny has stopped the Mini a few miles away.
F
Lisa joined up to nick baddies and protect the good guys,
and returning a car to a vulnerable man is right up her street.
RADIO: His left arm, a tribal symbol.
See what the craic is.
The craic is that three occupants can't explain
why they're in an old man's car.
They're wrong'uns, aren't they? They're wrong'uns.
Q
Wrong'uns who won't give them right details.
How old are you?
Because there's notes on here, right... You're...you're lying.
F
You're lying. Well, well.
The passenger's given a false name and a story with more holes
than his Polos...
Well, what's made you pull us, anyway, in the first place?
...while the driver is protesting his innocence.
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And the cops have no patience for this Charade.
All right, you're all under arrest,
for suspicion of theft of this motor vehicle.
Yeah, you are, listen to what he's saying.
You, her and him, all under arrest, all right,
on suspicion of stealing this motor vehicle, OK?
Can't confirm your identity, that's the reason why.
It's all kicking off...
Listen.
...and they'll need more cuffs than Liberace.
I'm telling you to just pass me your hands.
Right, stand up.
The driver continues to play innocent.
If you're not the owner of it, you're coming in.
You're not. No matter what name you give, you're not him, are you?
He's not him, but Lenny has finally found out
who the front seat passenger is.
É
And he is a wanted man.
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F
é
F
The wanted passenger in en route to the nick,
leaving these two to wait for a van.
Chariot's on its way.
But one of them can't wait.
Lewis, this lad wants a wee.
I don't know if you want to accompany him to a bush.
F
Can you hold it? Is it possible?
No, well, all right.
F
Are you happy going in there? All right.
Got to go, you've got to go, haven't you?
He's... What are you doing?
I ain't holding it for you.
What's that?
Sick them in your pocket, I'm not holding them, you've got...
THEY LAUGH
Well, I ain't taking the cuffs off you, no chance.
F
No! Not holding you lad, no.
That's it, you don't go any further than that.
Yeah, go on, stay there then.
Have you sorted it?
F
I can't take them off mate, unfortunately.
Lewis suspects he's looking for a chance to leg it,
but it's a pressing situation.
Just got to find a way, man, got to find a way.
É
I... I think I would be able to do that.
F
Never going to happen.
You're all right, mate.
You're a grown lad, you can do it yourself.
Gave him that advice and a bit of guidance,
point him the right direction and I think he'll be able to cope.
Coping turns out to be a long process.
You sorted it?
No.
You can do it, you can do it. Take your time, you can do it.
Have faith.
People have done it before, you know,
they've took the mick a little bit and they've tried to escape
and perhaps have escaped, some people.
So, for me, those cuffs are not coming off until he's secure in a...
...in a custody suite.
What do you mean you can't do it? All you've got to do is that.
F
I'm willing to let you go there, but I can't take them off.
É
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F
It's not it's not a chance, mate, I'm willing to take.
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Which seems a wise decision.
Chariot's here. It's here, mate.
Come on.
And on that tale from a misspent youth,
the chariot arrives to put him out of his misery.
All that's left is to return the car to its vulnerable owner.
Our job is done.
The man with no name was convicted of vehicle taking without consent,
plus three counts of fraud connected to a separate incident.
He was sentenced to a total of 13 months behind bars.
The female passenger was charged with being carried
in a stolen vehicle.
She awaits her day in court.
While the driver with the wee problem was charged
with taking a vehicle without the owner's consent
and, mercifully, had his handcuffs removed in time.
You could've helped him.
No. I don't get paid enough for that!
SHE CHUCKLES
Coming up...
Someone's been stabbed.
...the knives are out near Nottingham...
That's what I'm glad I've got Taser as a backup, really.
...a driver drops his drugs...
What's that, please?
What's that?
That's literally just dropped out of your pocket.
...and how not to pull over.
F
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Interceptors love a laugh...
Day-to-day, within this police car, is just constant banter.
All day long, it is.
It is a laugh a minute.
THEY CHUCKLE
I thought it was just a...
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...but not everyone likes to banter with the cops.
Get off my shoes, you ugly bastard!
É
It's a difficult job, and if you didn't laugh, you'd cry at times.
Completely.
SIREN WAILS
It's the late shift and Jen Else is in a rush on the A6514.
CAR HORN BEEPS
Ooh!
Thanks for stopping on a corner, mate.
She's blue lighting with police dog Quantum,
after reports of a stabbing.
There's been a female stabbed Radford Road.
Injuries: stab wound to her leg and to her head,
by, potentially, an outstanding male offender.
There's a clear description of the suspect who is at large.
White male, red jacket, got to just be mindful that
someone's been stabbed.
So, in terms of safety of the dog,
at the minute, I'm thinking about my Taser -
unless they're obviously running away,
in which case, I'll deploy Quantum.
Quantum's already been stabbed in the line of duty,
protecting Jen, earning him a bravery award
and Jen's lifelong devotion.
DOG GROWLS
DOG BARKS
They have a possible address for the suspect not far
from the scene of the stabbing.
DOG BARKS
We've got a scene on there, that's presumably where it's happened.
Leaving the victim to paramedics and local units,
Jen heads over to the address.
Don't discount that he's been home and got changed
or got rid of the jacket.
She leaves Quantum behind to search for the armed man, alone.
Hey, up. You all right?
Just keep this gate closed.
Jen's first thought is public safety...
...closely followed by her own.
You stay in that gate for us, stay in there.
KNOCK AT DOOR
Someone's there.
Hi. Hello. You OK?
Yeah. I think we might have the wrong address,
Are you... Just you that live here?
Yeah. With your family? Yeah.
Awesome, that's all I need to know. Nothing to worry about, it's OK.
He's not the guy they're looking for.
RADIO:
It looks like they've been given duff details,
which means the suspect is still at large.
There in ten minutes. DOG BARKS
He's got violent markers, assaults officers on arrest,
which is what they've just told me.
I think you missed... You missed it.
Other interceptors have reached the right address.
WHISPERING: Every chance he's going to be behind there.
DOG BARKS
If they're coming, I'll probably get the dog out.
Jen arrives to find the suspect in cuffs and behind bars.
Friend of my girlfriend, I'm in the wrong?
Have you got a key?
No, I haven't.
Open the gate.
What? Can you get that out of my face, please?
You're not allowed to use that, I'm not...
I don't want it, I'll take you to court for it.
F
One resident's not happy.
Oi, keys, please. Keys.
You're not allowed to do that - private property,
we don't want it on here.
I don't want that in my face, I'll sue ya.
And the suspect is also objecting to the camera.
Where's the keys? Where's the keys?
No, explain to me.
I'm asking you a question.
It's chaos.
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Yeah, do you know what? I'll get my solicitor.
I'm having a solicitor...
Filming first...
F
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But, finally, the suspect's out.
See if it's used.
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The resident keeps ranting as they question the suspect...
Somebody else on the park who I know and his Mrs
are picking on my girlfriend, I've had enough.
...who claims someone else, a woman, stabbed his girlfriend.
Did you see her assaulting her? Yeah? Yeah.
What stabbing her? I've seen her stabbing. Right, OK.
F
Obviously, her boyfriend come over, started getting in my face
and that, and while I'm trying to talk to him,
he said to me, "Listen I'm not bothered, I'll stab you."
He's got injuries on his knuckle, on his left knuckle.
The suspect seems to have been in a scrap,
but he's not wearing a red jacket, as per the description.
Yeah.
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It's not nice though, is it?
É
He's being taken in for questioning.
Meanwhile, they need to search for the weapon and a red jacket.
Come here, come here.
Come here. Up.
Wait.
But, as they assess the address,
ranty resident re-emerges with his BMX.
DOG BARKS
Hey, stay where you are. Come out here now.
Come out here now, otherwise I'm sending the dog down.
Come outside now.
Followed by more disgruntled neighbours.
Keep that door open.
Just stay there for me, just stay there.
DOG CONTINUES BARKING
Yeah, that's all right, I'll explain in a minute.
I'll explain OK? I'll explain.
It seems there's no love lost for the cops round here.
Mate... Mate!
Don't close that door. Do not close that door.
É
Thank you, thank you.
The reason why we're here is cos there's been a stabbing.
Down, down. Down.
Cooperation is in short supply, but this is a serious allegation.
A female's been stabbed.
F
Sorry?
Oh, why didn't you mention that straight away?
É
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I'm not intimidating you, I'm just stood here.
Let me just get some details.
Right.
He's getting in the way of the investigation,
and though he doesn't like the police, he does know them.
É
Have I?
Oh, right, OK.
He seems to know everyone.
É
I've never met you before in my life.
Ancl probably never wants to meet you again.
I'm trying to explain.
É
Yes. Yes - why?
Have you asked yourself why?
Well, it's serious, isn't it?
At the end of the day, someone's been stabbed down the road,
we've got to deal with it, haven't we?
Having given his details, "Mr Ranty" is free to go,
but not before challenging Quantum to a bark off.
DOG BARKS
Q
As Badderman Bark rides into the sunset...
He's got a Badderman bark?!
SHE LAUGHS
I like people like that.
...cops can finally search the suspect's flat.
F
é
F
They were obviously quite anti-police.
Erm. We just needed to control them and
because he's shut the gate on us as soon as he's exited -
so that just tells me that he's trying to hide something.
A search of the property turns up neither knife nor jacket,
which comes as no great surprise to Jen.
We've not found anything
but they've had plenty of time to get rid of it. So, yeah...
The suspect was arrested
on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm
and later released under investigation.
It'll be a challenging investigation,
made no easier by Badderman Bark and his buddies.
However, not every resident proves so camera shy.
Get that camera back on for me and my lad.
Get us on Channel 5, mate.
Get us on Channel 5, yeah?
Get us out of this shithole building, mate, me and my lad.
Yous are terrorising us.
If variety is the spice of life...
Got a vehicle failing to stop.
Chesterfield Road, north towards the roundabout at Pleasley.
...then Interceptors get more kick...
CIRCULAR SAW WHIRS
...than a vindaloo.
One minute, they're raiding a dealer's house.
F
The next, they're in the Twilight Zone.
É
PSYCHO-STYLE VIOLINS
That is a woman in a wedding dress.
At four o'clock in the morning.
In this game, you can't plan ahead.
It's the back end of a long graveyard shift
for Jon Lee and Craig Luckett.
Just checking in to see where everybody is.
Bedtime beckons, but the VW ahead has woken them up.
What's that? Yeah.
MOT expired on the 8th of January.
Jon says the best thing about policing Nottinghamshire
is going home to Derbyshire at the end of his shift.
And there's just time for one last traffic stop
before bed across the border.
Hello, you all right? What's your name, please, sir?
What's your date of birth, my friend?
All right. Bear with us two minutes, all right?
Running the driver through the police computer
reveals his MOT isn't the only thing that's expired.
So... So you haven't got a driving licence, then?
Why are you driving, then, if you haven't got a licence?
Think of a good excuse.
Eh?
Think harder next time.
Right, cos you haven't got an MOT either.
When did you do that, then?
He didn't, and though he might not know the law,
he's getting a crash course.
We're going to be seizing your car because you have no driving licence.
So just come and join me out here and we'll sort it.
It's a straightforward stop and seize before bed.
Or at least it would be...
...if the driver hadn't just dropped
a bag of something white on the floor.
Stand there, don't move.
Craig?
Don't move for me.
What's that, please?
Sorry? What's that?
That's literally just dropped out of your pocket.
I don't know.
He's denying all knowledge, which is harder to do
when the whole thing was captured on the in-car camera.
There she goes.
Yeah, yeah.
Quite sure.
Just as you stood there, you've got your phone out
and it's literally just dropped on the floor.
Mm-hm. Dropped on the floor.
Like this.
Yeah, I've literally just stood here, he's got his phone out
and that's just dropped on the floor. Yeah.
Despite being caught white-handed,
he continues to deny all knowledge of the powder.
This has just fallen from your person.
Which is strange because, in the video,
you look a lot like a man sneakily throwing something away.
The end of the shift suddenly seems a long way away.
What's your address at the moment?
Right what...?
Have you got an address that you can be reached, or not?
What is your address?
No.
Who lives at the address?
What's your girlfriend's name?
Right I think you're going to end up getting nicked, aren't you?
He certainly seems to be doing his best.
He's saying he hasn't got an address to be served a summons at.
Yeah, I think we'll have to do a drugs wipe anyway.
Because of the substance that we've found,
I'm going to request a roadside drug swab from you, OK?
Have you done a drugs wipe before?
You need to flick your hair back to get your hair out of your face.
Yeah.
Need to get a haircut, man, don't you? Right...
Right, stick your tongue out.
A quick lick will show if he's had cocaine or cannabis.
And while they wait for the results, there's a breakthrough.
If I need to send you a summons, for this item here,
have you got an address that I can send that to?
Right what's your London address, then?
He's remembered where he lives
and, as the sun rises on their never ending shift,
there's more good news.
The good news for you, mate - you've passed your drugs test.
A search of his car turns up nothing else iffy,
so there's just one matter left.
Can you please tell me what this substance is
that's come from your pocket today?
To whom does it belong?
Whose is it?
So how much did you pay for it?
What are friends for?
I'm reporting you for possession of Class A drugs, namely cocaine.
Because you've not had one before,
my boss has authorised us to give you a caution for it, OK?
So that is recorded on our systems.
If you get stopped again with this, then you will be arrested.
His MOT-free motor is being seized.
With just seven days to renew his licence
and recover it before it's crushed, odds are this is goodbye.
In the meantime, it's off to his girlfriend's,
if he can remember the address.
The Class A butterfingers
was cautioned for possession of cocaine
and issued a traffic offence report for driving without a licence
and without an MOT.
And, after a four-hour, five-minute traffic stop,
Jon finally got to go home to Derbyshire.
Been a long week, hasn't it?
I'm confused, I don't know why...
Still to come...
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The message is clear...
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...you haven't got any insurance.
I haven't got any insurance?
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You know, if you're going to be lying to the police,
it turns a minor traffic offence into something more serious.
Peddling porkies to the police has never been harder.
I know you haven't got a licence. I'm not daft.
Gone are the days when a false name and a poker face
could outfox the old bill.
F
Interceptors use multiple databases
that hold millions of driver records and criminal records.
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It's the early hours.
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And the BMW ahead of Rob and Spence has aroused suspicion.
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It's insured to an address 150 miles away, but...
Registered in Nottingham?
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Odd. Want a word?
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The car's registered to a 25-year-old.
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Seriously?
Not a good start.
You're never serious?
I think you'd get him to pull forward a bit, Spence.
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SPENCE KNOCKS ON WINDOW Anyone home?
WINDOW WHIRS
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Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Keep going.
Not there.
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Holy Moley.
Keep going, keep going, keep going and...
...bingo.
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Oh, dear.
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The car is insured but his name isn't on the policy.
You not got a copy of the certificate, mate?
It's probably in here, bruv.
Who set up the insurance?
Ah, right.
Spencer is a bit of a gadget man,
and his favourite piece of 21st-century tech
is his trusty police laptop...
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...which he's entrusted to Rob to fire up.
So he has got another car.
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The lad's insured on a different car...
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...but isn't covered to drive this one.
Just come over to the side of the road, mate, where it's a bit safer.
So you have got another car, haven't you?
Just let's go to the side of the road, mate.
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Yes. It's insured to you.
Yeah, but I'm selling that.
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Yeah, because I'm selling it.
But you still have another car to which you're insured
and you're not insured to drive other cars under that policy.
And when we ring this back, this is only insured to two people.
But I... You're not... Neither of which are you.
Yeah, but I'm... This is my car. I'm confused, I don't know why...
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The laptop has proved that.
The laptop, the laptop, the laptop!
LAPTOP THUDS Woopsie-daisy.
Oopsie-daisy indeed.
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It's my car.
Because it's too expensive.
My cousin, for the cheap rate.
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If I have no insurance? I have insurance, you can check.
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I haven't got any insurance?
This is the reason for the stop, mate. This is why we're trying...
What we're trying to get to the bottom of. Keep up.
The car is insured. Yes, not to you.
What are you trying to do? I don't get it, you keep following me.
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Yeah, I'm going to run away and leave all my stuff with you.
Joel. You can take me, you know my details.
I'm not taking you anywhere, we'll deal with it at the roadside.
I'm not taking you anywhere - the car's going to be seized
cos I don't think you've got insurance to drive this car.
You've got nothing - you've got no ID, no policy, no certificate.
No hope.
If I come back with papers saying I'm the second driver,
I can take my car? Here's what'll happen.
For today it'll be seized and you'll be reported. Oh, my gosh.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Why you got to do me like this?
Look how far I am from...
Because if you go round the corner and have a crash,
they're going to come back to me
and say, "Well, that's yourjob gone, mate." All right?
As he calms down and accepts the truth...
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...his passengers get their own wake-up call.
Was that my sheet, where the yellow one is, or is it yours?
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Feel a bit...
I know he started off with a bit of attitude
but he was all right towards the end, wasn't he?
Yeah.
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Don't mention the screen.
LAPTOP THU DS Oof.
The driver of the car registered in Nottingham
and insured in Colchester by his cousin from Birmingham
was summoned for driving without insurance
and awaits his day in court.
In the meantime, hopefully Spencer's laptop was insured.
I am really sorry.
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HE LAUGHS
It was an accident.
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HE CHUCKLES
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