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Morning, Randy. Hi.

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Morning. Morning.
Good morning.

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Shelby. Caramel mocha.

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Judd. You rock.

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Thank you. I do rock, don't I?

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Judd.
Wade.

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Aw. Hydration.

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It's gonna get me through.

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You ready?
Let's do it.

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Now, I understand you're telling me that
you think it's gay to groom your privates.

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Now, are you having one of your buddies
help you run the razor?

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Is that what's making it gay?
Ha-ha-ha.

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Man Up. What do you got?

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Now we got an NBA wife that's gonna
be suing her power-forward husband...

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for half of everything
because he cheated on her.

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Now, here's the story, toots.

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Hold and turn down your radio, please.

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Destroying dudes in the paint.
Foot and a half of rope in his pants.

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I am sending it in to him. If he likes it,
he'll pick up the phone.

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You don't get to be shocked when he gets
road tail in Cleveland at an away game.

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Stop chasing 10s.

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Bang a 4, bang a 5.

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Look at the gratitude on their face.
You be the best part of their year.

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Order like a man.
Can you do us all that favor?

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Get yourself a bourbon or a whiskey neat.

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Then why did you vote for him?!

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Why did you vote for him?! No one made you!
Did you get paid?!

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Did someone give you $500?!
Ha-ha-ha.

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Wade, great show. Can we go over
some syndication numbers, pal?

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Can we not do that now? I'm wiped, man.

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Gotta get home and take a nap.
I'll call you. Okay?

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Yeah, great. You go home. Get some rest.
I'll consolidate these for you.

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How'd it turn out?

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She's gonna love it.
Nice. Thank you for that.

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How soon can you get me out of here?

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Financials at 1.
I can have you home early by 3.

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Promise?
Promise.

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Quinn?

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Quinn.

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Approachin' hoochies with a passion.

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Come on, baby, come on. Fuck! Quinn!
Aah!

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Oh, yeah, yeah!
Oh!

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Oh, shit!
Harder! Yeah!

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Wade! Wade! Yeah! Unh!

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Would now be a great time to go over
those numbers?

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Oh, my God!

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How long?
Judd.

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How long?!
A year.

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This is the first time.

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On our sides.

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HOW long?

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A year, Judd.

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It's not a good time, Wendy.

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Dad's dead.

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What?

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He died about an hour ago.

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No, no, no. Hang on.

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They said that he had more time.

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Yeah, well, apparently he didn't.

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Shit. How's Mom?

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She's Mom. You know. She asked me
how much to tip the nurses.

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Listen, there's something else:

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Dad wants us to sit shiva.

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Dad's dead.

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Yeah. Apparently that's the optimal time
to do it.

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I asked them three times
to remove this awful

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tube. I mean, give
the man his dignity.

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I don't understand the shiva.

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Mom's not even Jewish,
and Dad was an atheist.

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A Jewish atheist.
And this is what he wanted.

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I'm just gonna do it myself.

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No. It's okay, Mom. Let the nurses do it.

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What am I gonna do? Kill him?

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Mommy, leave it!

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I don't know, Judd. This
is what he told Mom

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he wanted. And Paul
is on board with it.

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And I haven't managed to track down Phillip
yet. Hopefully, he'll check his texts.

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Okay!

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Jesus, fuck, Mom!

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It's better, don't you think?

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Mommy, put him down. Stop touching him.

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Judd.
Hi, Mom.

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Where's Quinn, honey?

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She's got a bulging disk
because of a gym accident.

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My God. Ls she all right?
She's fine.

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The doctors have her on pain medication.
She was devastated she couldn't be here.

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No, of course.
There he is, huh?

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Mm.
It's okay to cry, honey.

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Thank you.
Or laugh.

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There's no correct response.
Okay.

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I thought maybe I would just stand here
quietly in sad reflection. You know?

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Linda.
Hi, sweetie.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Hey, Paul.
Judd. How are you?

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Hi, sweetheart.
Hey, Judd. Hi.

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Hello. Look at this.

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Hi, sis. Got your hands full, huh?

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A bulging disk? Seriously?
Yep.

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You have to tell Morn about Quinn.

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I'm not ready yet.
What's different about her?

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It's the boobs. She had a little touch-up.

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She's going on another book tour.
Twenty-fifth anniversary of Cradle and All.

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God help us. Hey, Barry. Hey, pal.
Just send the last iteration.

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Seriously? Pay attention.
Whoa. What, are you kidding me?

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Say hello to your brother-in-law.
He's bereaved.

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Sorry, I didn't see you.
Good to see you.

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What's up, little man?
Mommy said "shit" in the car.

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"Shit"?
Yeah.

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Oh. Have you been drinking all day?
Yeah.

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So we started out with a little booze
and profanity, Morn?

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Good morning, everybody.

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Mort Altman was not a fan of ritual.

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So, in deference to him, I'm gonna
limit myself to a single psalm.

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Okay?

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The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.

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He make me to lie down...

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Shut 'em down, open up shop.

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He make me
to lie down in green pastures.

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Shit! Shit, shit, shit.

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Shit, shit, shit.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, Mr. Parker.

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Mommy.
Phillip. You came.

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Of course I came.

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Hey, hey. Low five, low five, low five.

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Koala Bear. Hey.

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Hey, man.
How you doing?

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Nice ride.
Yeah. Where's Quinn?

130
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Are we all set? Do you
mind if I keep going?

131
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Holy shit.

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Sorry, Boner.

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No, Charlie. Rabbi Grodner.
Shh.

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Nobody calls me "Boner" anymore.
That was a childhood nickname.

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So now we know that.

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Um...

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Apologies.

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Paul, Mort's eldest son,
will now say a few words.

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Boner is a man of God now?

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That'll never stop being weird.
Shh. Come on.

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I see Mom's new tits are present
and accounted for.

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How about those?
Hey.

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Sorry.

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Dad would've hated this funeral.

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That's just one of the things I loved
about him.

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He would've been counting the minutes
till he could go down the hill...

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turn on the game, heh...

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and then he just would've talked
about how full of shit everybody was, heh.

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They didn't really miss him.

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And he would've been wrong.

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We do miss him.

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Hey, man.

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Hi, son.
Hey, Mom.

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Hey, Sunflower.

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Hey, Horry.

156
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Hey, Horry.

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Sorry about Mort, man.
Yeah.

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Thanks, buddy. How you doing?

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Living the dream.

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Yeah. Good to see you.

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Oh, no.
No, no, Mom, you gotta be kidding me.

162
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It's actually more
comfortable than it looks.

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I doubt that.

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Wendy's kids are in Paul's room,
so I gave your room to Paul.

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Nice.

166
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Annie's ovulating,
and I figured they could use the privacy.

167
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Yeah. Well...

168
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:33,050
Paul and Annie only live about a half hour
away. How come they have to sleep here?

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I want all my kids under one roof again.

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Obviously, when Quinn gets here,
we'll make different arrangements.

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But this is okay, right?
Yeah.

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Yeah?
It's good.

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Be fine.
Okay.

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Come up soon.
Okay.

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Visitors'll be here any minute.

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Judd, it's starting!

177
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,912
You're shitting us, right?

178
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,999
They're shiva chairs. You sit low
to the ground as a sign of mourning.

179
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That's why they're like that.

180
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Don't some people sit
shiva for three days?

181
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I've seen that. That's a thing.

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It's not a thing.
Maybe that could be our thing.

183
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,234
It can't be.

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They do it in California.
We could pioneer that.

185
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,970
We're not gonna pioneer it.
Nobody here's gonna pioneer it.

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The word "shiva" is Hebrew for "seven."

187
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Seven days, no work, no travel. Your ass
is in those seats. Those are the rules.

188
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I'd love to find the word for "three."

189
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,730
I don't think Dad... Stop it!

190
00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:30,858
This was your father's dying wish,
and you're negotiating?

191
00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:33,367
He was not a perfect man
or a perfect father,

192
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but he sure as hell
was better than most.

193
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,281
Mom...
No!

194
00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:41,035
Your father had one final request,
and we are gonna honor it.

195
00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:43,454
It's gonna be hard,
it's gonna be uncomfortable...

196
00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:45,421
and we're gonna get
on each other's nerves.

197
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:49,376
But for the next seven days,
you are all my children again.

198
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And you are all grounded.

199
00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:59,345
What are you waiting for? Come on.

200
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,055
Yup. Any particular seat?

201
00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,806
I'll take her.
No. No, I got her.

202
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,476
She's fine.
She's exhausted. She should get a nap.

203
00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:07,770
Judd, Paul.

204
00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:08,979
Shh.

205
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,649
You need to put a baby
in that woman yesterday.

206
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,816
I'm working on it.

207
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,703
Have you had your man parts checked yet?
Come on, not now, Wendy.

208
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,155
Because you may have emptied them
over the years.

209
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,660
My room was next to yours.
My room was next to yours.

210
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,840
Well, this is great. I
can tell it's gonna be

211
00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:26,747
a really good experience
for all you guys.

212
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:29,500
So I'm just gonna let you sit here
for a bit.

213
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,252
Thanks.
Reconnect. You got it.

214
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,837
I will be back later... Dude, don't.
Stop it.

215
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,590
To make sure that nobody gets hurt.

216
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,803
Phillip.

217
00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:43,430
Take care. I'll see you guys soon. Be good.

218
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,517
What's that? What are you writing?

219
00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:48,978
What? Oh, I'm just jotting down
a few thoughts.

220
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,188
Oh, God help us.
Relax. It's not about you.

221
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,357
It's always about us.
Tell that to my shrink.

222
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:57,528
Fine. Satisfied?
Great. Thank you.

223
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,660
What happens now?

224
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:10,541
We haven't been together for ages,
so why don't you just take some time...

225
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,543
you know, to catch up?

226
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,048
And bitches out there don't faze me.

227
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,633
You gonna get that?

228
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,012
A ho is a ho
A bitch is a bitch is a bitch, so.

229
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,222
Thanks for the music.

230
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:28,058
Maybe you got a vibrate switch
on that thing. Just an aside.

231
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,227
Hey-

232
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,438
Are phone calls allowed?

233
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:36,233
What? Oh, no, no, no. No, we're
just sitting in an awkward silence.

234
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,529
She's here.

235
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,700
And by "she" he means...?

236
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,604
What's going on? What's happening?

237
00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:51,146
Who is that? Ls that his lawyer?
Is Phillip in trouble again?

238
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,416
When is he not in trouble?

239
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,045
Okay, that's not his lawyer.
Oh.

240
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:59,214
Why not? It would be so like Phillip
to be doing his lawyer.

241
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:02,926
Let's go.

242
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,928
Go. Go.

243
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,389
He's coming.
Everyone.

244
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,893
This is Tracy.
Ha, ha.

245
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,062
Hey, Tracy.
Hi. Hi. Hi.

246
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,438
My fiancée.
What?!

247
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,899
Oh, boy.
Engaged to be engaged, actually.

248
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,150
Oh.

249
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:21,779
I'm so sorry to be meeting you all
under such sad circumstances.

250
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,615
I'm making a poopie.

251
00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:28,702
Oh. I love doing that.
Okay. We are on the goal line.

252
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,621
London just keeps moving
the goalposts back.

253
00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,188
That's Barry. He's a bit of an ass.

254
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,083
Phillip.
It's okay. He can't hear us.

255
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,585
This is my brother Judd.
Hi. Pleasure.

256
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,128
My sister, Wendy.
Hi.

257
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,588
Oldest brother, Paul.

258
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,132
His wife, Annie.
Hi! Tracy!

259
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,968
Welcome to the family! You're gorgeous!
Thank you.

260
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,471
Get out while you still can. Heh-heh-heh.

261
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:50,432
Funny story. Annie used to be
Judd's girlfriend, back in the day.

262
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,017
Phillip, that's enough.

263
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,104
And this, of course, is my mother,
Hilary Altman.

264
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,730
Mrs. Altman.
It is a tremendous honor to meet you.

265
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,150
Your book, Cradle and All,
was a really important book for me.

266
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,903
Agh. Heh-heh-heh.

267
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,531
My children are not very proud
of my life's work.

268
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,782
All right. Not now, Mom.

269
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,869
Every kid in Paul's class knew that he
used to jerk off with an oven mitt.

270
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,620
That never happened. It happened.

271
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,664
Every guy I met expected me to put out.

272
00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:16,208
You had a very healthy sexual curiosity.

273
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,670
Which you documented in detail
after reading my diary.

274
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:22,131
Secrets are cancer to a family.
Oy.

275
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,300
Well, Cradle and All was the inspiration
for my dissertation.

276
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:31,181
So I would like to think that your family's
dysfunction helped me to get my Ph.D. Heh.

277
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,851
Tracy is also a therapist, Mom.
I gathered.

278
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,437
Heh.
She was my therapist, actually.

279
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,011
Naturally, once we realized
we had feelings for

280
00:15:39,023 --> 00:15:41,191
each other, I referred
him to a colleague.

281
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,694
Naturally.
Look, Daddy, a T.

282
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,781
That's great, sweetie. Go show Mommy.
Poopie!

283
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,806
Jesus Christ! What the
hell is wrong with you?

284
00:15:47,818 --> 00:15:48,818
Don't yell at him!

285
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,869
Well, he threw shit on me!
He's 3 years old, you asshole.

286
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:55,164
Where are the wipey things?
"Where are the wipey things?"

287
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,665
Coming out of my ass.

288
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,084
There wasn't a lot of liquid,
so the rug's gonna be fine.

289
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,545
I got a conference call.
What do you want me to do?

290
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:02,963
I'll get the paper towels.

291
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,924
I hope you're still on
this call, I swear to God.

292
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:10,387
To clarify, today does count
as one of the seven, right?

293
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,390
(0K8)'-

294
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,980
Hmm.

295
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,617
A bulging disk. Pretty common, actually.

296
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,951
We were married for...

297
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,578
So, Paul, no children yet?

298
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,581
No, no kids. We're working on it.
Someday, maybe.

299
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,042
Phillip, you're all grown up.
What do you do now?

300
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,920
Well, I run an alternative-fuel think tank
in D.C.

301
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,129
Isn't that something?

302
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,256
It's a bulging disk.
It's pretty common, actually.

303
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,759
Hmm. Hmm.
Usually in men, though, right?

304
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,887
You do see it mostly in men,
but she's pretty active.

305
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,222
She's real active.

306
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:56,475
Well, I'm managing a small, small,
very private equity fund.

307
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:57,893
Mostly small... Hey, Molly.

308
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,479
Mostly small cap, emerging markets.
All that good stuff.

309
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,565
Paul, you got any kids?
No, no kids yet. One day, maybe.

310
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:07,277
We made love on our first date. In his car.
Behind the Texaco station.

311
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,863
Oh, shit. She's telling the Texaco story.

312
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,740
Mort left the air conditioning on.

313
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,747
By the time we were done,
the battery was dead.

314
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,328
We had to call my father to come
and give him a jump start.

315
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,205
Maybe they wanna hear
about his hobbies.

316
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,812
The stuff that's going on
in fossil fuels is just really sexy.

317
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:24,503
God, the passion, the creativity,
the angles.

318
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,796
Jesus Christ.
"Angles"?

319
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,003
Mort knew his way around a woman's body.
Mother.

320
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,676
And the sheer size of him. Circumference.
Mom.

321
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,656
I don't mind telling
you, the man was hung.

322
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,137
That should've
been the headstone.

323
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:38,850
Clearly, she lost more than a husband. Hmm?
Anybody need anything from the kitchen?

324
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,979
No, it's true. I mean, I
miss him and I miss it.

325
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:43,405
Hi.

326
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:45,232
Hi, Judd. I'm just
trying to make some space.

327
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:48,110
Hmm. Well, I'm gonna sneak out for a drive.

328
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,946
I have a feeling Mom
is just getting warmed up in there.

329
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,489
The talking helps.

330
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,199
Jerry died 2O years ago...

331
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,995
and I still find ways of randomly
working him into conversations.

332
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,163
Like right there, for instance.

333
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,624
How come you never found anyone else?

334
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,961
Boy. That was very rude. I apologize.

335
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,048
It'd be a terrible mistake
to go through life...

336
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,293
thinking people are the sum total
of what you see.

337
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,510
Linda, I'm an asshole. Just forgive me.

338
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,179
You get a free pass this week.
Thank you.

339
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:21,435
And thank you for taking care of Morn
these past few months.

340
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,688
I'll bet she would've been a
mess without you. Thank you.

341
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,857
Why don't you swing by the store
and pick up Horry?

342
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,785
I don't like him walking home in the dark.
He gets confused sometimes.

343
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,445
Sure.

344
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,033
Side door. Clean getaway.
Mm-hm. Heh.

345
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,220
Horry. You need a ride?

346
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,722
Hey, Judd.

347
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,060
Judd Altman.

348
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,395
Oh, my God.
Ls that Penny?

349
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,689
I'm so sorry about your dad.

350
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,400
I should've come today. I'm sorry.
I have a thing with funerals.

351
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,410
I'm afraid I'll start
laughing or bawling or

352
00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:14,237
say something inappropriate,
so I don't go.

353
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,244
Which is not a solution,
but there you have it.

354
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,602
Anyway, what's it been?
Seven, 8, 9 years?

355
00:19:18,614 --> 00:19:19,743
Something like that.

356
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,870
Horry said you came alone.
What happened to Quinn?

357
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,747
You didn't split up, did you?
Mm-mm.

358
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,700
Sorry. I don't know
why I say these things.

359
00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:27,354
Just a freak accident
on an elliptical.

360
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,586
Goddamn antidepressants I'm on.
You know?

361
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,712
They just obliterate
whatever filter I have.

362
00:19:31,724 --> 00:19:32,724
Mm-hm.

363
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,092
It's very embarrassing.

364
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:39,638
She left me.
I knew it! I fucking knew it!

365
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,099
I knew that. I'm sorry, but...
Aah!

366
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,809
She slept with my boss, $0...

367
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,936
Well, that'll do it.
Yes, it did.

368
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,229
Done.
Right.

369
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:48,730
Gosh. And now your father.

370
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:52,317
I'm sorry, Judd.
You're having a profoundly shitty year.

371
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,403
I've had better. Yeah, it's not...

372
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,322
Anyway, so you live here still?

373
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,576
My mom got very sick, so I came back to
spend time with her and see that through.

374
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:06,581
And then, I don't know,
I just became the girl that never left.

375
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,917
It's understandable. It's a pretty place.

376
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,961
Are you still skating?

377
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,034
Yeah, I'm still skating.
I'm running the skating

378
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,848
school over at Spencer's
now, which is great.

379
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,300
It's perfect. I get to skate every day.
Good for you.

380
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,667
The owner gives me run of the place,
which is awesome...

381
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,638
in exchange for some
small sexual favors.

382
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,974
Hmm. Nice of him. And you.
Great arrangement.

383
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,268
You used to laugh at my jokes.
No, I didn't.

384
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,478
Yes, you did.
I did. You used to be funnier.

385
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,986
Well, I'm not a fan of small talk,
so I'm gonna give you a hug.

386
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,364
Mm. Heh.
Mm.

387
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,824
Yeah, what a surprise.

388
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,493
Thanks, Horry. I'll pick them up tomorrow.

389
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,959
I'll be outside when you're done.

390
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:03,847
Horry, you scared the crap out of me.
I have that effect on people.

391
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,694
My mother send you to get me?
Yes, but I was already headed out.

392
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:10,020
Come on. Get in the car.
Shit. I need to get my own place.

393
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,482
Heh. Why don't you?
Oh, brain injury.

394
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,817
There are things I can't do.
Like what?

395
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,029
Like remember what the
hell it is I can't do.

396
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,030
I can get my own car door, though.
Thanks.

397
00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:22,657
Heh.

398
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,034
Sorry.

399
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:26,912
So Penny, huh?

400
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,998
Yeah, I never figured she'd still be here.

401
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,043
Why? Because she doesn't
have a brain injury?

402
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:37,506
No. No. Horry, sorry.
I didn't mean it like that. It's just...

403
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,759
Just...
I'm just fucking with you. Heh, heh.

404
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:44,846
Asshole.
It's hard to see people from your past...

405
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:49,309
when your present is so
cataolysmically screwed up, you know?

406
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,394
Welcome to my world.

407
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:03,949
Whoops! We've come apart there, Morn.
Can you please close that robe? Cover it.

408
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,910
They're just breasts, Judd.
Same ones you suckled at.

409
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,372
No, Mother. Those are not the same breasts
you nursed us with. Those are different.

410
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:11,790
You got bionic breasts now.

411
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,584
Your father didn't see it that way.
He liked to put his penis...

412
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,878
Jesus Christ, Mother.

413
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,922
Thank you.
I love you, Judd.

414
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,591
But?
What do you mean, "but"?

415
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,760
There's always a "but"
when you say "I love you."

416
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:27,764
I was just gonna say, I don't know
how you all got so repressed.

417
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,933
Hmm. Go figure. Mm. Whew.

418
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,060
Mom, I got it. I got the rest.
You sure?

419
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,895
I appreciate the help.
Okay.

420
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,772
I'm upstairs if you need me.
Okay.

421
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:39,109
Hopefully you'll be looking
for another sash for that robe, huh?

422
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,611
You gotta double-sash robe, Mom.

423
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:42,464
You don't know what you're talking about.

424
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,634
He left it to all of us.
We are not having this conversation.

425
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,595
Paul, I think this is a wonderful idea.
This is bullshit.

426
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,764
Dad always wanted his
sons to work together.

427
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:54,309
It's like Dad's legacy to us.
You don't know what you're talking about.

428
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,478
What do you mean?
I'm part of this family.

429
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,188
Would you listen?
No, you listen.

430
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,315
Dad always intended
for the store to go to me.

431
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,485
That's why he left half of it to me
and the other half to the three of you.

432
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:06,821
Now, after we settle the will, I'll buy out
your shares at a fair valuation.

433
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,699
I don't wanna sell you my share.
I wanna run the store with you.

434
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,369
How exactly do you think
you can add to the business?

435
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:13,703
I can help you grow it.

436
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:17,707
New locations and expanded lines. What'?

437
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:20,961
The only thing you've ever grown is weed.
And he was very good at it.

438
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:21,934
Mommy, come on!

439
00:24:21,946 --> 00:24:24,214
I'm just saying, he's
very entrepreneurial.

440
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:26,383
Listen, Paul, you don't believe in me.

441
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,386
I get that.
I never believed in myself either, really.

442
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:32,681
But I've changed. And you're the
brains of the outfit. I know that.

443
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:34,606
But what about marketing
and advertising?

444
00:24:34,618 --> 00:24:36,559
What about networking?
I'm the people person.

445
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:39,562
That's who I am. And you are not one.

446
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,524
You're a little scary.

447
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,901
As a matter of fact,
you're scaring me right now.

448
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:47,320
Your face is red.
Are you breathing? Ls he breathing?

449
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:50,031
Judd! Get in here and back me up!

450
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,742
Yup. Paul, I do think we
should talk about it.

451
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,327
Thank you.
Mind your business.

452
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,621
It is his business.
You said he owns a sixth of it.

453
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,249
A third,
because I'm gifting my share to Judd.

454
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:00,917
You're welcome.
Mm. Thank you.

455
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,462
So together, Judd and I own half
the business. That's awesome.

456
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:07,799
This is my livelihood!
You can't just make this decision.

457
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:11,094
Let's talk about this, please.
We just did. You guys don't have a clue.

458
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,887
He's not coming to work for me.

459
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:16,099
Well, see, we'd be partners, actually,
after I buy Judd's shares.

460
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:18,339
Little brother, you
can't even buy a suit.

461
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:19,602
People can change, Paul.

462
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:26,192
Okay. I get it.

463
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:30,780
How rich are you exactly, Tracy?
This has nothing to do with me.

464
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:33,147
We all know the store is yours.
No one's disputing that.

465
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:37,078
You little whore.

466
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,080
Whoa.
What the fuck did you just call her?

467
00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:41,708
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no. Not her. You.

468
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,460
Ah.
You're a whore.

469
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:45,837
Why don't you come here and say that?
Here I come.

470
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,047
No, no. Not in the house.

471
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,551
Okay, this was great.

472
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:55,430
You've given each other a lot to absorb.
Let's agree to put a pin in it, shall we?

473
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,141
And then you can assimilate
the new information.

474
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:00,810
Maybe reconsider your positions.
Okay? Great.

475
00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,937
Makes sense.
Great work, guys.

476
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:04,773
Argh! You motherfucker.

477
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:07,358
Come here.
Get off.

478
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:10,403
Not in the house.
Come on, guys.

479
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:15,158
Are you all right?
Ugh.

480
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,702
Whew.

481
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:22,665
Good morning.
Oh, my God.

482
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,918
What?

483
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:27,337
What was that moment?
Could I talk about it?

484
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,630
About your brother?

485
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:31,508
So I'm 11 years old,
and Mom's out somewhere...

486
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:35,011
and Dad was upstairs, like,
fixing the rain gutters on the roof.

487
00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:38,723
And I am downstairs, babysitting Phillip,
the eternal baby...

488
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:39,974
like always...

489
00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:44,938
when I suddenly realize that I have
gotten my period for the first time.

490
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:49,067
Anyway, 11, right?
So I run outside and call up to Dad...

491
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,995
but he's, like, using a power tool
or something and can't hear me.

492
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,198
I grab a baseball off the lawn
and toss it up at him.

493
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:57,158
I mean, I just meant to get his attention.

494
00:26:57,325 --> 00:27:00,203
But somehow,
it hits him square in the back of the head.

495
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:02,831
He falls off the roof.
Oh, I remember that.

496
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:06,209
Ha-ha-ha.
Okay. So we all get in the back seat.

497
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:10,547
Dad drives to the hospital with a
broken arm and a gash on his forehead.

498
00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:14,384
And the nurse looks at him and she's like,
"What in the world happened to you?"

499
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,970
And Dad just says,
"My daughter got her period."

500
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:20,306
That is so fantastic, Wendy.

501
00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:24,686
That's so much like your dad.
Oh, let me say hi.

502
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:27,413
It's your wife. Aren't you gonna take it?
I'll call her back.

503
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,440
Why don't you tell another story
about your cycle?

504
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,526
That was a real crowd pleaser.
Ha, ha!

505
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,988
No, Wendy's gone already. It's your turn.
Give us a good story about you and Dad.

506
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:37,574
Oh. That's what we're doing, huh?
I'm blanking.

507
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:38,908
Maybe come back to me.

508
00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:42,078
What, you can't think of a single memory
of your father?

509
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:47,250
Not right now. Go ahead.
No, I already went. Mine was amazing.

510
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,711
I don't know what's going on with you,
but I do know this:

511
00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:52,195
If you don't take the
time to properly mourn

512
00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:54,382
your father here,
you're gonna regret it.

513
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,761
And shiva time.

514
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,725
Did you like the book?
Yeah.

515
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:05,476
Okay. To you?

516
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,145
That'd be perfect.

517
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,105
Crazy, right?

518
00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,274
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you.

519
00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:14,444
Hi, Wendy.
Hi.

520
00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,902
Have some coffee.
No, thank you. I don't want any.

521
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,953
You want this coffee.
It's not even coffee.

522
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,320
What is that?
It's Dad's schnapps. I raided the bar.

523
00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:28,625
No, thank you. Get it out of my face.
Are you drunk?

524
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,311
Don't judge me.
I'm not judging you.

525
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:34,464
It's great. You don't really drink
that much, right? Good for you.

526
00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:37,467
Oh, my God, will you just take the call?
No. Just butt out. Please?

527
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:40,637
This is crazy enough
without you keeping your divorce a secret.

528
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:42,945
Be quiet, please.
Mother's right next to me.

529
00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:44,974
I am being quiet.
That's the funny thing.

530
00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:48,541
You just got louder. Mother's next to me.
If you can't tell your family, then who?

531
00:28:48,645 --> 00:28:51,124
I would rather tell
anyone else, actually.

532
00:28:51,136 --> 00:28:52,136
That is rude.

533
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:55,151
Why don't you go upstairs and take a nap?
I can't do this anymore.

534
00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:58,112
Because this is already a new record
for me keeping my mouth shut.

535
00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:00,281
Hey, drunk girl,
why don't you shut your face?

536
00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:04,160
It is growing inside me like this fat
hairy tumor. I need to let it out.

537
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,807
Seriously, put that down.
You're stressed out and grieving.

538
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,676
You're walking around
like a ticking bomb.

539
00:29:08,688 --> 00:29:10,583
Make the words stop
coming out of your mouth.

540
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,595
People ask me, "What's
going on with Judd?" I

541
00:29:12,607 --> 00:29:14,545
have to be like, "I don't
know." But I do know.

542
00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:16,887
I can't believe how much
I hate you right now.

543
00:29:16,899 --> 00:29:17,899
Listen, I love you.

544
00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:20,843
You tell them, or I will tell them.
Get your hand off me, please.

545
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,345
I will pinch you. I'll punch you.

546
00:29:22,512 --> 00:29:25,014
Judd, where is that
beautiful wife of yours?

547
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:27,558
She's gone. Quinn is gone. It's over.

548
00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:30,019
It's a little bit complicated.
Or maybe it's not.

549
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:33,898
She's been sleeping with my boss.
I walked in on them having sex in my bed.

550
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:36,818
So I guess it's not that complicated.
It's simple.

551
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:40,029
I'm divorcing her whore ass.

552
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,659
How are you doing, Mrs. Applebaum?

553
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:47,412
Happy?
Yep.

554
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:48,705
Thank you.

555
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:56,754
You stop it. Stop it.

556
00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:58,756
Ha, ha. Oh, my God.

557
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,050
You're like a magician.

558
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:02,719
You okay, there?

559
00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:05,430
Yeah. I realize what this must look like
to you all.

560
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,557
I mean, this was supposed to be a fling,
you know?

561
00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:10,268
Younger guy, get in, get out, move on.

562
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:14,355
Appropriate men are so boring, you know?
I do know.

563
00:30:14,564 --> 00:30:15,732
And disappointing.

564
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:19,027
And Phillip was alive and in the moment...

565
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,238
and it wasn't supposed to turn
into anything.

566
00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:27,220
I mean, really, look at him.
He's a moron.

567
00:30:27,232 --> 00:30:28,232
Yeah.

568
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:31,539
Of course, I'm the moron
who fell in love with him, so...

569
00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:34,751
Don't worry about Chelsea.

570
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,879
Phillip's skanky ex-girlfriends
are a dime a dozen.

571
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,423
Do they all have to look
like Victoria's Secret models?

572
00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:43,760
She's not that hot.
Oh, come on. I would do her.

573
00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:47,513
Yeah. I wouldn't say that
in front of my brother.

574
00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:56,689
There you are. Hey. Want some help?

575
00:30:58,441 --> 00:30:59,942
So sorry about Quinn.

576
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:03,780
Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry I didn't
tell you any sooner. I just...

577
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:07,367
It's been a very long time
since we told each other things.

578
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,952
I think we're both out of practice.

579
00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,915
I guess so.

580
00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:17,752
I got this. I'll do the rest.
You go to bed.

581
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:21,964
I love you, son.
I love you.

582
00:31:27,637 --> 00:31:28,638
Hello?

583
00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:31,891
We're in Paul's car.
Come on, we're making a run for it.

584
00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:35,937
Jesus.

585
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:38,439
Boy, this place has not
changed at all, huh?

586
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:40,900
Why mess with perfection?

587
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:44,195
Hi.
Hey. Ha, ha.

588
00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:46,697
They let you out, huh?

589
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:49,323
Oh, little bit more of
a jailbreak, actually.

590
00:31:49,335 --> 00:31:50,159
I bet.

591
00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,401
I'd invite you to come
join us, but I think that

592
00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:54,330
that would probably be
a huge mistake, so...

593
00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:56,833
Oh. Well, now I have to come.
You don't. Really.

594
00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:59,627
Penny. I'm warning you. Okay.
Guys, you remember Penny.

595
00:31:59,794 --> 00:32:02,880
Hey, you guys, I just wanted to say
I was so sorry to hear about Mort.

596
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:04,841
Penny Moore? Wow.

597
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,009
You don't still live here.
I do.

598
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:08,970
You do?
Sometimes you're worse than Mom.

599
00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:11,514
That was uncalled for.
You should listen to yourself.

600
00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:13,474
You should look at yourself.
How about that?

601
00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,643
Can I get beers for everybody?
Who wants a beer?

602
00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:17,812
Way ahead of you.
Did you do this?

603
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,023
I just wanted a beer, Phillip.
They were all out.

604
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:24,652
This is great. All of us together. I don't
know why we don't do this more often.

605
00:32:24,819 --> 00:32:26,237
We don't like each other very much.

606
00:32:26,404 --> 00:32:29,490
I never got a chance to go out drinking
with my brothers. And my sister.

607
00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:31,868
By the time I could drink,
you guys were all gone.

608
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:34,024
This is a big moment for me.
To my family.

609
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:34,704
Cheers.

610
00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:36,706
And to Dad.
To Dad.

611
00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:38,332
To Dad.
To Dad.

612
00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:42,044
Just have half of that.
Yeah. Judd, take care of Judd.

613
00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:43,754
That's awful.

614
00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:46,757
So this thing with Quinn...?
Well, we're not gonna discuss that.

615
00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:48,342
Can we?
No. We can't.

616
00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:50,412
We discussed it with
the whole neighborhood.

617
00:32:50,424 --> 00:32:52,054
We did. Thanks to you.
Appreciate it.

618
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,599
The whole neighborhood?
The whole neighborhood knows.

619
00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:57,268
It was ugly.
Whatever you're imagining, multiply it.

620
00:32:57,435 --> 00:33:00,730
Come on, you needed to let it out.
You needed to let it out.

621
00:33:00,897 --> 00:33:03,617
I did need to let it out.
We don't have to talk about it anymore.

622
00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:07,153
I can't understand why
she was fucking Wade Beaufart.

623
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,988
Me neither.
Walk me through that.

624
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,075
No, we're at Walker's.

625
00:33:10,087 --> 00:33:11,875
Please, anything else
you wanna discuss...

626
00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:14,577
I'm happy to.
We just got here like ten minutes ago.

627
00:33:14,744 --> 00:33:17,788
Look, you need to calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.

628
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:19,540
I'm coming home. I'm coming home.

629
00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:23,419
I have to go have sex.
Oh.

630
00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:25,511
In some cultures, people
actually enjoy sex.

631
00:33:25,523 --> 00:33:27,048
Well, not when
it's on a schedule.

632
00:33:27,215 --> 00:33:29,926
Come on, Annie's hot.
Not as hot as when she dated Judd, but...

633
00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:31,932
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Here we go.

634
00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:33,763
We're not doing this again.
"Again"?

635
00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:36,370
Judd dated her six months.
I've been married to her six years.

636
00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:38,809
At what point are you gonna stop
being an asshole about it?

637
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:42,605
I don't know. Maybe at the point
when it stops bugging the shit out of you.

638
00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:44,565
It was actually more like nine months.

639
00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:47,109
Jesus, Judd.
You never forget your first.

640
00:33:49,987 --> 00:33:52,448
I've had about enough
of you today, Phillip.

641
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,493
That's fair.

642
00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:01,290
Okay.
Penny.

643
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,959
Go take care of business.

644
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,677
You guys are idiots. Seriously.
Off-the-charts.

645
00:34:05,689 --> 00:34:06,462
What did I do?

646
00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:08,089
Bye, Penny.
Bye.

647
00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:10,132
Aw.
We'll take a cab. Or walk.

648
00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:11,634
Seven days, huh?

649
00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:13,886
I don't know how we're gonna make it.
Ha, ha.

650
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:17,473
I don't know. You have each other
no matter what, and I think that's great.

651
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,267
I'm an only child, so...

652
00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:21,769
That sounds so good.
Ha, ha.

653
00:34:21,936 --> 00:34:23,479
Does that not sound good?

654
00:34:23,646 --> 00:34:24,855
Yeah.

655
00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:34,490
Oh. Hello.
Oh, God.

656
00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:36,667
I should've known
you were gonna be out here.

657
00:34:36,826 --> 00:34:39,495
Come out here. I figured something out.

658
00:34:40,538 --> 00:34:43,374
You're gonna like it. It's about you.
I'd better like it.

659
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:47,336
I should just come out here
and push you off the roof.

660
00:34:48,838 --> 00:34:50,339
Come here, Grandpa.

661
00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:53,342
Used to be a lot easier.
Heh.

662
00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:56,679
No, thank you. You're done too.

663
00:34:56,846 --> 00:34:58,660
It's gonna be Penny Moore.
It's fantastic.

664
00:34:58,672 --> 00:34:59,890
What are you talking about?

665
00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:03,060
The person that you sleep with
before you get back together with Quinn.

666
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:06,147
Is that what you've got figured out?
I'm not sleeping with Penny.

667
00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:08,639
I mean, it's kind of
poetic, actually, if you

668
00:35:08,651 --> 00:35:10,735
think about how crazy
she was about you.

669
00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:12,862
She was a kid. It was a long time ago.

670
00:35:13,029 --> 00:35:16,365
Penny was in love with you.
But you were in love with Annie.

671
00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:19,702
Until you met Quinn.
Then you married Quinn, and she left you.

672
00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:23,247
And Annie married Paul.
And that is the glory of love.

673
00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:26,876
We want the ones we can't have,
and we crap all over the ones that we can.

674
00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:29,003
Rinse and repeat.

675
00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:33,674
Well, you loved Horry.
And he loved me.

676
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:39,555
So, of course, life had to take
a steaming dump all over that one.

677
00:35:43,434 --> 00:35:46,228
And what makes you think that I'm
gonna get back together with Quinn?

678
00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:50,566
Divorce is complicated.
Starting over is complicated.

679
00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:53,402
And you don't do complicated, Judd.
You never have.

680
00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:55,071
Bullshit. What are you talking about?

681
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:59,241
You have had your whole life mapped out
since you were 12 years old.

682
00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:02,244
With your pretty wife
and your perfect apartment.

683
00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:04,789
That's just who you are, you know?
No muss, no fuss.

684
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:07,917
And so you're gonna sleep with Penny
so you can forgive Quinn...

685
00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:12,421
and then you'll get back on the road more
traveled and pretend you never got off.

686
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,094
Glad you got it all thought out.

687
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,137
It's what I do.

688
00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:29,957
No, no, come on. Seriously?

689
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,168
Hello?

690
00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:40,843
Hey. Sorry, I was blow-drying my hair.
I think I blew a fuse.

691
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:44,138
No, it's not your fault.
My dad insisted on doing his own wiring.

692
00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:46,293
He actually would have
preferred to have been

693
00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:48,350
electrocuted than pay a
licensed professional.

694
00:37:49,143 --> 00:37:50,686
Oh, Jesus Christ!

695
00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:52,855
Are you okay? Ha-ha-ha.
Not that one.

696
00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:55,149
How about this one?

697
00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:56,692
Ah, yes.

698
00:37:56,859 --> 00:37:59,862
All right. Got it in two.
Runs in the family.

699
00:38:00,029 --> 00:38:01,822
Back to your day.

700
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:03,449
Nicely done.

701
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:06,952
So crazy we're all back
in this house again, huh?

702
00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:09,538
Wow.
What do you got there?

703
00:38:09,705 --> 00:38:10,706
Oh, this is, um, my...

704
00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:13,834
Something you wanna tell me'?
Yes, I'm a drug addict. Ha, ha.

705
00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:16,170
Poor Annie. That's for the babies?

706
00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:18,881
It's my fertility medicine. So that's fun.

707
00:38:19,215 --> 00:38:21,926
Sorry you're going through that.
Oh, it's awesome.

708
00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:25,846
Mm-hm.
So not tense in any way for a marriage.

709
00:38:26,013 --> 00:38:29,391
Mm. Good luck.
Yeah. Here's hoping.

710
00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:41,737
Boom, boom, boom.

711
00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:44,114
I cracked them up.

712
00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:46,242
Come on.
Don't give me this shit.

713
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:49,912
You were sitting there flirting with her
in front of me, in front of your family.

714
00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:52,248
It's two friends having a conversation.

715
00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:53,916
So that's your correct answer?

716
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:56,085
Well, apparently
I'm an irredeemable asshole.

717
00:38:56,252 --> 00:38:58,411
Phillip, please tell me
and my deaf children,

718
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,548
how did you manage to
seduce your therapist?

719
00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:03,008
Why are you doing this, Phillip?
Doing what, Mommy?

720
00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:05,636
Dating your mother.
Fuck off, Wendy.

721
00:39:05,803 --> 00:39:07,054
Rude.
Sorry.

722
00:39:07,221 --> 00:39:10,015
Well, I think Tracy is lovely.
Thank you.

723
00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:11,767
She's closer to my age than yours.

724
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:14,270
I'm not as young as you like to think,
and neither are you.

725
00:39:14,436 --> 00:39:15,688
Hey.-
Hey.-

726
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:18,941
There is no version of this scenario
that doesn't end badly.

727
00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:21,527
Kind of like this conversation?
Which ends right now.

728
00:39:21,694 --> 00:39:23,904
Right behind you.
You cannot leave this house.

729
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:25,239
We're sitting shiva.

730
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:28,701
Mom, you're sitting in the same spot
we put our Christmas tree.

731
00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:31,537
Oh, it's a fast car.

732
00:39:31,704 --> 00:39:33,824
I know what you're thinking.
That we're gonna die?

733
00:39:33,956 --> 00:39:36,717
That I'm a screw-up and that Tracy's rich
and that's why I'm with her.

734
00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:38,711
Shit. Phillip.

735
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:43,591
Why are you with her?

736
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:44,967
You know, because I love her.

737
00:39:45,134 --> 00:39:47,303
A better class of woman
is helping me grow a little.

738
00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:48,804
You're using her for her class?

739
00:39:49,013 --> 00:39:51,140
I'm not using her
any more than she's using me.

740
00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:54,310
But isn't that what love is? Two people
who fulfill needs within each other?

741
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,812
Slow down. Please. Phillip. Come on, man.

742
00:39:57,021 --> 00:40:00,274
Hey. Hey. Slow down. Way too fast.
This is not a toy.

743
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,067
You wanna drive?
Yeah, I wanna drive.

744
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,987
Pull over. Brake.

745
00:40:05,154 --> 00:40:06,906
That's sensible. Thank you.

746
00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:09,783
Fucking bullshit.
See you in an hour.

747
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:12,328
(Hey, hey, he)”

748
00:40:12,995 --> 00:40:16,206
Phillip!
Tell Penny I said hi!

749
00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,173
I told you.

750
00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:28,010
That we could fly.

751
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:32,097
'Cause we all have wings.

752
00:40:33,057 --> 00:40:37,937
But some of us don't know why

753
00:40:40,648 --> 00:40:42,608
I was standing.

754
00:40:43,359 --> 00:40:44,360
Hey-

755
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:47,321
Grab some skates from the rental shack.

756
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:50,282
No, no, I wasn't planning on skating today.

757
00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:52,826
I wasn't planning on doing that routine
in front of you...

758
00:40:52,993 --> 00:40:55,371
so I guess the day has other plans
for both of us.

759
00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:57,331
Don't throw that.
Go with it.

760
00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:58,666
I'm just gonna wa...

761
00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:01,669
Well, I can't reach that. I'll watch.

762
00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:02,878
Come on.

763
00:41:03,671 --> 00:41:05,172
All right.

764
00:41:14,598 --> 00:41:19,186
All right. Stay in the car, Phillip.
Stay in the car.

765
00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:26,568
Wow.

766
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:28,404
Nice.

767
00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:32,199
Little mood lighting, huh?
What are you waiting for?

768
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:36,245
You can skate, can't you?
Of course I can skate. Yeah.

769
00:41:36,412 --> 00:41:38,163
Oh, no, no. Oh.
Aah!

770
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,415
Oh, that hurts.

771
00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:42,251
Are you okay?
Oh. I forgot how much fun this is.

772
00:41:42,418 --> 00:41:44,920
Oh.
Oh, God. Oh, dear.

773
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:47,715
Welcome.
Ha, ha.

774
00:41:47,881 --> 00:41:49,591
You really are a mess, aren't you?

775
00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:51,552
Yeah, I am.
Ha-ha-ha.

776
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,430
You're not catching me at my best.

777
00:41:57,266 --> 00:41:58,350
Do you miss him?

778
00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:01,353
Do I miss my dad?

779
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,523
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I miss my dad.

780
00:42:05,858 --> 00:42:10,612
And he did happen to die at a time
when life is kind of messy.

781
00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:13,949
I mean, I don't know if I would've
talked to him about any of it...

782
00:42:14,158 --> 00:42:17,745
but there's something nice about knowing
that he was out there, you know?

783
00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:22,041
Yeah.

784
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:25,836
Ah.

785
00:42:27,796 --> 00:42:30,966
Have you ever been up to Maine, Penny?

786
00:42:31,133 --> 00:42:33,302
Ha, ha. What?

787
00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:36,638
Heh. Sorry, just go with it.
You ever been up there?

788
00:42:37,514 --> 00:42:39,183
Um...

789
00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:42,436
I've been to Cape Cod. Does that count?
It does, yeah.

790
00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:47,441
For as long as I can remember,
every time I drive on the interstate...

791
00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:48,984
I would always think:

792
00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:51,612
If I just keep heading north,
I can get to Maine, right?

793
00:42:51,779 --> 00:42:53,906
Honestly, it doesn't need to be Maine
specifically...

794
00:42:54,073 --> 00:42:55,866
I suppose, but just any place new, right?

795
00:42:56,033 --> 00:42:59,661
And I never have.
I've never taken any chances.

796
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:04,875
I've spent my entire
life playing it safe...

797
00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:09,129
just to avoid being exactly
where I am right now.

798
00:43:09,797 --> 00:43:13,092
Well, you know where you are right now?

799
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:16,053
Right now you're in a cool rink
on a hot day...

800
00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:18,388
listening to a Cyndi Lauper classic...

801
00:43:18,555 --> 00:43:20,474
under some disco lights.

802
00:43:21,058 --> 00:43:25,395
Cut yourself some slack, Judd.
Anything can happen.

803
00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:27,731
Anything happens all the time.

804
00:43:29,942 --> 00:43:30,984
Time after time.

805
00:43:33,362 --> 00:43:35,739
Time after time.

806
00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:39,409
Time after time.

807
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:41,995
Time after time.

808
00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:47,459
Sorry I'm late.

809
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:49,878
You're a dick.

810
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:51,964
Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

811
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:55,050
Your shirt's on inside out.

812
00:43:57,177 --> 00:43:59,513
That, I did not know.

813
00:44:10,232 --> 00:44:11,984
Hi.

814
00:44:12,401 --> 00:44:15,529
I'm so sorry to show up unannounced like
this, but I've been trying to call.

815
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:18,448
I wish you would've told me.
What do you want'?

816
00:44:19,783 --> 00:44:21,660
Smells like dead fish in here.

817
00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:23,912
Don't worry about that.
You're gonna be leaving soon.

818
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:27,374
Please, Judd. Do you think it was easy
for me to come here? I need to talk to you.

819
00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:29,126
What do you possibly have to say here?

820
00:44:29,293 --> 00:44:31,587
Are you and Wade getting married?
Is that it?

821
00:44:48,312 --> 00:44:49,563
Are you sick or something?

822
00:44:51,148 --> 00:44:53,358
I'm something, all right.

823
00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:57,362
You can't possibly know that it's mine.

824
00:44:57,863 --> 00:45:00,240
It's yours. Trust me.

825
00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:04,745
Well, strangely, trust is not the first
impulse I have when it comes to you.

826
00:45:04,912 --> 00:45:07,164
So it turned out Wade is sterile.

827
00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:11,293
I thought you might like that.

828
00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:12,961
Sterile.
Mm-hm.

829
00:45:13,128 --> 00:45:15,464
Hmm.
Couldn't have been too happy about this.

830
00:45:15,631 --> 00:45:18,842
It was a blow, but he's being supportive.
What a guy.

831
00:45:19,051 --> 00:45:20,469
Judd.

832
00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:23,597
We were never the same
after we lost our baby.

833
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:24,973
Hang on.

834
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,602
You're not gonna use our miscarriage as an
excuse for fucking my boss, are you?

835
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:30,812
No. That's not what I'm saying.

836
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:32,981
That sounds like what you're loading up.

837
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:35,750
I'm saying that we were
never the same after

838
00:45:35,762 --> 00:45:38,028
that. You just shut
down, like always.

839
00:45:38,445 --> 00:45:42,574
Look, I know that it's not how we imagined
it, but we can do this, can't we?

840
00:45:42,741 --> 00:45:45,661
I mean, lots of divorced people
raise their children together.

841
00:45:46,662 --> 00:45:47,913
I know it's complicated.

842
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,540
Hmm. And I don't do complicated.

843
00:45:50,707 --> 00:45:52,542
What?

844
00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:54,002
Nothing.

845
00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:57,089
This is happening, Judd.
You're going to be a father.

846
00:45:59,341 --> 00:46:04,096
Ah. I don't know. I guess I was expecting
your reaction to be a bit more...

847
00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:06,348
I don't know.
A bit more what?

848
00:46:06,515 --> 00:46:10,018
Last time I saw you,
you were in our bed with my boss.

849
00:46:10,185 --> 00:46:14,022
Tough image to process. Still working on
that. And then you drop this bomb on me?

850
00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:16,608
You might have to give me a minute
on this one. Okay?

851
00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:17,943
You're right.

852
00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:22,781
I checked into the Marriott for a few days.
So, um...

853
00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:25,993
Please come talk to me
when you're ready, okay?

854
00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:30,539
Hi, Phillip.

855
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:32,708
Quinn.

856
00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:35,627
I always knew there was something
of a cold-hearted slut in you.

857
00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:38,422
Takes one to know one.
Touché, pussycat.

858
00:46:39,381 --> 00:46:41,717
So? What are you guys talking about?

859
00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:43,760
Nothing.
I'm pregnant.

860
00:46:45,721 --> 00:46:47,055
Maze! Tov?

861
00:47:00,068 --> 00:47:02,268
This is one of those tricky
situations where you

862
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,448
need someone to talk to
or wanna be left alone.

863
00:47:05,115 --> 00:47:07,451
It'd be a great help
if maybe you can let me know...

864
00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,745
Go away, please.
Okay.

865
00:47:10,579 --> 00:47:13,040
Um... I'll be on the other side.

866
00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:53,205
Wow.

867
00:47:54,122 --> 00:47:56,875
Judd Altman on my front steps.

868
00:47:57,292 --> 00:47:58,668
Have a rough day?

869
00:47:59,586 --> 00:48:02,047
Yup. You could say that.

870
00:48:02,631 --> 00:48:04,132
You wanna talk about it?

871
00:48:05,175 --> 00:48:06,802
No. That okay?

872
00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:08,804
It's okay.

873
00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:13,809
Yeah. I don't know why
I'm here, but, urn...

874
00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:18,188
I could not think of one place
I would rather be more.

875
00:48:25,654 --> 00:48:27,155
You coming in?

876
00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:31,576
Should I?

877
00:48:32,494 --> 00:48:34,287
I would.

878
00:48:47,259 --> 00:48:50,178
Laundry room. Laundry. Keep going.

879
00:48:59,229 --> 00:49:00,772
Hi.

880
00:49:03,859 --> 00:49:05,360
(Hoff)'-

881
00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:07,779
Hey, Sunflower.

882
00:49:08,196 --> 00:49:09,531
What are you doing?

883
00:49:10,407 --> 00:49:12,075
I don't know.

884
00:49:12,242 --> 00:49:13,452
You don't know?

885
00:49:13,869 --> 00:49:16,037
I went to the garage to get this wrench.

886
00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:19,666
Least I think it was the wrench I
was after. But now I'm up here...

887
00:49:20,876 --> 00:49:23,003
and I can't remember why.

888
00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:24,921
Well, I'm sure it'll come to you.

889
00:49:26,882 --> 00:49:29,009
No, it won't.

890
00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:32,971
Please. Come on. Sit. It's okay.

891
00:49:36,475 --> 00:49:37,893
(Hoff)'-

892
00:49:39,561 --> 00:49:40,896
Do you hate me?

893
00:49:41,897 --> 00:49:44,900
No.
Not ever?

894
00:49:45,567 --> 00:49:47,277
Not ever.

895
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:51,072
Because I would.

896
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,283
I should never have left.

897
00:49:53,742 --> 00:49:56,661
I never would've let you stay.
You were 20 years old.

898
00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,705
I wasn't gonna be the guy
who kept you here.

899
00:49:59,581 --> 00:50:00,832
After I had the accident...

900
00:50:00,999 --> 00:50:05,086
After we had the accident.
I was in the car with you.

901
00:50:05,253 --> 00:50:06,671
Right?

902
00:50:07,255 --> 00:50:08,798
I know.

903
00:50:09,466 --> 00:50:11,593
I was different afterwards.

904
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,095
I had this anger. I couldn't control it.

905
00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:17,349
That night in the kitchen...
You weren't yourself.

906
00:50:18,475 --> 00:50:20,310
I'm still not.

907
00:50:48,129 --> 00:50:49,965
Don't be freaked out.

908
00:50:52,634 --> 00:50:54,052
I'm not.

909
00:50:55,762 --> 00:50:58,807
You're definitely freaking out.

910
00:50:58,974 --> 00:51:01,434
How do you know? You can't even see me.

911
00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:05,355
Oh, I see you, Judd Altman.

912
00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,234
I've always seen you.

913
00:51:15,699 --> 00:51:19,244
So did I hear Serena at like 3
in the morning last night?

914
00:51:19,411 --> 00:51:20,996
She was up three times.

915
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,998
Morning.
Good morning.

916
00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:25,000
Where's your suit?

917
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:26,209
Why do I need a suit?

918
00:51:26,376 --> 00:51:29,170
Apparently we're going to temple.
Boner sold Morn on it.

919
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:32,507
We have to say a prayer for Dad's soul.
Can't do that here, huh?

920
00:51:32,674 --> 00:51:35,051
Trust me,
I've already asked all the right questions.

921
00:51:35,594 --> 00:51:37,804
Oh. Judd, there you are.

922
00:51:37,971 --> 00:51:40,098
You didn't tell anyone
where you were going yesterday.

923
00:51:40,307 --> 00:51:42,684
Good reason for that. I didn't want to.
Oh, Judd.

924
00:51:42,851 --> 00:51:45,520
Everyone, just cut Judd some slack.
He's got a lot on his plate.

925
00:51:45,687 --> 00:51:47,105
Careful.
Why? What's going on?

926
00:51:47,314 --> 00:51:50,859
You know, Quinn's pregnant. It's Judd's.
No... Goddamn it.

927
00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:52,319
Holy shit.
What?

928
00:51:52,485 --> 00:51:53,914
You ever think before you speak?

929
00:51:53,926 --> 00:51:55,780
No, that would take
all the fun out of it.

930
00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,949
This week keeps on getting
better and better.

931
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:08,209
Unbelievable.

932
00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:12,881
Annie.

933
00:52:13,465 --> 00:52:16,551
Nice.
You coming?

934
00:52:17,052 --> 00:52:19,387
No, I think I'm gonna stay back.

935
00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:20,501
Mm. You sure?

936
00:52:20,513 --> 00:52:23,391
I think Annie could use
somebody to talk to.

937
00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:25,935
You know,
sometimes I think you're too good for me.

938
00:52:26,102 --> 00:52:28,730
Hmm. Don't be silly.

939
00:52:28,897 --> 00:52:31,232
I'm definitely too good for you.

940
00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:46,956
Yeah, I would've hung it up
if I thought I needed it again, Mom. Sorry.

941
00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:49,793
This was your father's favorite.
Mm.

942
00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:51,795
It's very nice.

943
00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:55,799
So. A baby.
Mm-hm.

944
00:52:55,965 --> 00:52:59,094
You must be terrified.
I am.

945
00:52:59,761 --> 00:53:02,847
Well, if it's any consolation,
that feeling never goes away.

946
00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:05,266
Not really.
Great.

947
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:07,352
Handsome?
Yeah.

948
00:53:07,519 --> 00:53:09,104
Thank you.

949
00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:11,272
He was very proud of you, you know.

950
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,277
I wonder what he'd think now.
What do you mean?

951
00:53:16,695 --> 00:53:20,115
Come on. My marriage is over.
I don't have a job.

952
00:53:20,615 --> 00:53:22,521
That's why you didn't
come see him these last

953
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,494
few weeks. You thought
he'd think less of you.

954
00:53:24,661 --> 00:53:27,330
I think less of me. I've got nothing.
Look at me.

955
00:53:27,497 --> 00:53:29,624
I'm way too old to have this much nothing.

956
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:32,502
Sit down, baby.
It's fine. Seriously.

957
00:53:32,669 --> 00:53:35,046
No, let me tell you about your dad.

958
00:53:35,505 --> 00:53:38,717
You could've talked to him.
He'd have understood.

959
00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:41,886
How? He never failed at anything.
That was kind of Dad's thing, wasn't it?

960
00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:43,304
Oh, God, Judd.

961
00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:47,684
Mort would've lost his business years ago
if it hadn't been for my royalties...

962
00:53:47,851 --> 00:53:49,769
and Paul coming in when he did.

963
00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:53,481
Hmm.
Your father was a terrible businessman.

964
00:53:53,648 --> 00:53:56,818
He just figured if he had the store,
you'd all come work there.

965
00:53:56,985 --> 00:53:58,570
He just wanted to be around you.

966
00:53:58,737 --> 00:54:01,698
Your father loved you, not what you did.

967
00:54:01,865 --> 00:54:03,992
I mean, The Man Up Show? Are you kidding?

968
00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:06,828
You've listened to it, right?
It's asinine. Heh.

969
00:54:06,995 --> 00:54:10,039
No. You were his boy.

970
00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:17,422
And as far as he was concerned, the sun
rose and set on you and your siblings.

971
00:54:18,214 --> 00:54:19,466
Judd.

972
00:54:23,052 --> 00:54:24,596
You're gonna be okay.

973
00:54:24,763 --> 00:54:27,348
I know.
No, you don't.

974
00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:28,516
But I do.

975
00:54:32,395 --> 00:54:33,980
How are you so okay?

976
00:54:35,106 --> 00:54:36,941
I think with every passing day...

977
00:54:37,108 --> 00:54:41,279
I remember your father less
as a sick, frail patient...

978
00:54:41,488 --> 00:54:46,326
and more as that strong, vibrant man
I was married to all those years.

979
00:54:46,618 --> 00:54:49,621
Also, I'm popping Xanax like Tic Tacs.

980
00:54:50,622 --> 00:54:52,040
Go on.

981
00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:55,710
Shabbas. Shabbas.

982
00:54:55,877 --> 00:54:56,920
Shabbas.

983
00:54:57,086 --> 00:54:58,546
Good Shabbas, Elms brook.

984
00:54:58,713 --> 00:54:59,839
Good Shabbas.

985
00:55:00,006 --> 00:55:02,550
What is that?
I mean, I feel like this is my shul, right?

986
00:55:02,717 --> 00:55:05,386
You feel like my congregation.
You don't sound like them, though.

987
00:55:05,553 --> 00:55:07,555
How about this?
Can I get a Shabbat Shalom?

988
00:55:07,722 --> 00:55:09,098
Shabbat Shalom.

989
00:55:09,265 --> 00:55:11,267
That's what I'm talking about. What?

990
00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:13,561
That's where we should start.
You understand?

991
00:55:13,728 --> 00:55:14,979
We gotta leaven that bread.

992
00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:18,566
But let's take it down for a second.
A couple notches. Let's take it down.

993
00:55:18,733 --> 00:55:21,736
Now, as many of you know,
Mort Altman passed away this past week.

994
00:55:22,570 --> 00:55:27,909
His family's joined us here today to mark
his passing before God and community.

995
00:55:28,076 --> 00:55:29,244
Wendy, how are you?

996
00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:30,537
You look good.
Ew.

997
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,666
On a personal note,
I grew up in the Altman home.

998
00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:37,627
Oh, shit.
Hanging outwith Phillip. Remember?

999
00:55:37,794 --> 00:55:39,796
Playing ball with the boys.
Getting wasted.

1000
00:55:39,963 --> 00:55:42,006
Jerking off.
Trying to touch my boobs.

1001
00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:44,759
And I mourn with them. I do.

1002
00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:51,474
What do you say we get this party started?
Does now feel like the right time?

1003
00:55:51,641 --> 00:55:54,769
It feels like the right time to me.
Cantor Mia. Bring them back up.

1004
00:55:54,936 --> 00:55:55,937
See you in a bit.

1005
00:56:18,126 --> 00:56:19,294
Wait. Hey.

1006
00:56:22,839 --> 00:56:25,300
Where's he going?
I don't know. Maybe he's sick.

1007
00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:27,218
I'll go check on him. I'll be right back.

1008
00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:38,730
Here.
You've been holding out on me.

1009
00:56:38,897 --> 00:56:40,481
What? This?
Where'd you get this?

1010
00:56:40,648 --> 00:56:43,359
This is Dad's jacket, so...

1011
00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:46,654
Dad was a stoner?
No, it was probably medicinal.

1012
00:56:46,821 --> 00:56:48,197
It always is.

1013
00:56:49,657 --> 00:56:51,367
Damn. I miss him.

1014
00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:55,163
Yeah.
I miss you, Dad.

1015
00:56:56,748 --> 00:56:58,625
I missed him when he was alive.

1016
00:57:00,126 --> 00:57:02,420
Remember how he used to do that thing
with his forehead?

1017
00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:03,963
Hmm?

1018
00:57:04,547 --> 00:57:06,174
The forehead thing.

1019
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:08,914
What you talking about?
It was instead of kissing us.

1020
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:11,095
You do remember how he never kissed us.

1021
00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:14,015
Closest he could get was like,
he would, um...

1022
00:57:14,182 --> 00:57:15,934
press his forehead against yours.

1023
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,644
I know.
Like this.

1024
00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:19,771
Let's do it.

1025
00:57:23,066 --> 00:57:26,361
Yeah, intimacy was not his thing.
This is intimate.

1026
00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:28,404
Get away from me. You got one eye.

1027
00:57:28,571 --> 00:57:30,239
Ha-ha-ha.
And I can't handle that.

1028
00:57:30,406 --> 00:57:33,534
You're fucked up.
That's true, but...

1029
00:57:34,452 --> 00:57:37,872
You know the other day
when we were doing the memories of him?

1030
00:57:38,039 --> 00:57:42,710
I couldn't come up with one single memory.
Why do you think that is?

1031
00:57:43,795 --> 00:57:47,382
I don't know.
And now you're gonna be a dad.

1032
00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:51,719
Just like Dad.
Poor kid.

1033
00:57:52,929 --> 00:57:55,890
I know you're going through a lot
of complex shit right now...

1034
00:57:56,057 --> 00:57:58,851
and granted, this is coming
from the family screw-up...

1035
00:57:59,227 --> 00:58:01,396
but I just want you to know
I'm on your side.

1036
00:58:01,562 --> 00:58:03,439
You know, whatever that means...

1037
00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:06,734
I'm on it.

1038
00:58:08,987 --> 00:58:10,238
Thanks, Phillip.

1039
00:58:11,406 --> 00:58:13,116
Guys, what the hell?

1040
00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:15,952
Um...

1041
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:19,497
Cannabis?
You're late for class. Please.

1042
00:58:21,082 --> 00:58:23,626
Swing low.

1043
00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:27,171
Sweet chariot.

1044
00:58:27,338 --> 00:58:29,966
Coming for to carry me home.

1045
00:58:30,133 --> 00:58:31,259
Please stop that. Come on.

1046
00:58:31,426 --> 00:58:34,262
Swing low.

1047
00:58:34,429 --> 00:58:37,348
Sweet chariot.

1048
00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:43,104
Coming for to carry me.

1049
00:58:43,271 --> 00:58:47,275
Home.

1050
00:58:52,864 --> 00:58:56,617
Oh, man. I used to be so much fun.

1051
00:58:56,826 --> 00:58:58,286
I don't know what happened.

1052
00:58:58,453 --> 00:59:00,288
I'll tell you what happened. I stayed.

1053
00:59:00,455 --> 00:59:03,541
Man, you guys, you went off.
You had your little adventures.

1054
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:05,293
And I held down the fucking fort.

1055
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:07,962
Because somebody had to,
and now I'm not fun anymore.

1056
00:59:08,129 --> 00:59:11,132
Do you wanna tell him, or should I?
No, I got this.

1057
00:59:11,299 --> 00:59:12,717
You were never any fun.

1058
00:59:12,884 --> 00:59:13,654
Really?

1059
00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:16,012
Paul, I love you to
death, but you sucked.

1060
00:59:16,179 --> 00:59:17,638
Mm-hm.

1061
00:59:17,805 --> 00:59:19,640
I was constant, at least.

1062
00:59:19,807 --> 00:59:22,310
Constant dick.
Thank you.

1063
00:59:31,319 --> 00:59:35,740
Oh, shit. We should get going.
Mom sent me to get you guys a while ago.

1064
00:59:35,907 --> 00:59:37,408
We're in temple, for chrissake.

1065
00:59:37,575 --> 00:59:40,369
How much trouble does she think
we're gonna get into in temple?

1066
00:59:43,498 --> 00:59:45,666
That is the fire alarm.
That is the real fire alarm.

1067
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:48,433
So as a community, let's all get
up and make our way to the exits.

1068
00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:49,837
Right by the reader. Let's go.

1069
00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:59,597
This probably isn't gonna
go over very well.

1070
01:00:06,813 --> 01:00:10,024
Everything is fine.
I'm sure it was a false alarm.

1071
01:00:10,191 --> 01:00:12,693
Just blend in.
Where would they have gone?

1072
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:15,571
Ah... Oh, my God.

1073
01:00:16,572 --> 01:00:18,866
We got it.
What did you do?

1074
01:00:19,033 --> 01:00:20,243
No. Nobody did anything.

1075
01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:22,537
We put it out.
Hose got away from us, though.

1076
01:00:22,703 --> 01:00:26,040
You guys smell like a dorm room.
You got high in temple?

1077
01:00:26,207 --> 01:00:27,834
No, no, no, please, Mother.

1078
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,627
We knocked out a fire.
Who's hungry?

1079
01:00:29,836 --> 01:00:31,420
We got it.
What the hell, Phillip?

1080
01:00:31,587 --> 01:00:33,047
Phillip had nothing to do with it.

1081
01:00:33,214 --> 01:00:34,411
It was probably electrical.

1082
01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:36,384
It wasn't electrical.
Ls that weed I smell?

1083
01:00:36,551 --> 01:00:37,635
Was everybody smoking weed?

1084
01:00:37,844 --> 01:00:39,684
You smell the fire.
Mom smelled the same thing.

1085
01:00:39,846 --> 01:00:40,972
Yeah, I did. I smelled it.

1086
01:00:41,139 --> 01:00:43,499
It's not fire. It's weed.
You guys were smoking weed, right?

1087
01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:45,393
You'd know.
Heh.

1088
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,563
You know what? How about you just head out
before the cops come, okay?

1089
01:00:48,729 --> 01:00:50,982
Smart. See you back home?
Thanks, Boner.

1090
01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:53,149
You rock.
I swear to God. Don't touch my balls.

1091
01:00:53,234 --> 01:00:54,652
And secondly, stop calling me that.

1092
01:00:54,861 --> 01:00:57,405
That was the very last time
you'll ever call me "Boner."

1093
01:00:57,572 --> 01:01:00,241
Boner, God's watching.
Oh, my God.

1094
01:01:00,408 --> 01:01:03,077
Your bones are, like, hollow.
Get off of me.

1095
01:01:03,244 --> 01:01:06,372
You're so easy to manipulate.
You're so strong.

1096
01:01:06,998 --> 01:01:09,250
I'm sorry, Boner.
Come on.

1097
01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:12,587
Oh, my God, you guys are so going to hell.

1098
01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:14,088
Do we believe in hell?

1099
01:01:19,177 --> 01:01:20,928
Wakey, wakey, sleepyhead.

1100
01:01:21,095 --> 01:01:24,515
I was just taking a nap, Morn.
What's everyone doing?

1101
01:01:25,308 --> 01:01:26,934
Hi.

1102
01:01:27,101 --> 01:01:29,145
I'm not your morn.

1103
01:01:30,605 --> 01:01:32,273
Annie, what's going on?

1104
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,985
I feel so bad about how I reacted
when I found out that Quinn was pregnant.

1105
01:01:36,152 --> 01:01:39,155
A simple apology will do.
Get your clothes back on. Put those away.

1106
01:01:39,322 --> 01:01:41,159
I have been trying to
have a baby for years.

1107
01:01:41,171 --> 01:01:42,171
Don't go crazy on me.

1108
01:01:42,283 --> 01:01:45,328
I take my hormones every day.
My eggs have tested fine.

1109
01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:48,289
I don't like where this is going.
Paul won't get his sperm tested.

1110
01:01:48,456 --> 01:01:50,708
No, don't start digging around in...
Be my friend.

1111
01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:52,997
What are you doing, Annie?
It will be our secret.

1112
01:01:53,085 --> 01:01:57,048
We'll never know if it was you or Paul.
You just crossed the line there.

1113
01:01:57,215 --> 01:01:59,300
You've lost your mind.
You've lost your judgment.

1114
01:01:59,467 --> 01:02:01,177
I'm tired, Judd.
Okay.

1115
01:02:01,344 --> 01:02:03,095
I'm tired of needles. And ultrasounds.

1116
01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:05,723
I'll bet.
And having my heart broken every month.

1117
01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:07,058
Uncle Judd!
Shit.

1118
01:02:07,225 --> 01:02:08,768
Off, off, off. Goddamn it.
Shit.

1119
01:02:08,935 --> 01:02:11,145
Give me the b... Hi.

1120
01:02:11,312 --> 01:02:13,689
I'm making a pishy and a poopie.

1121
01:02:14,148 --> 01:02:18,236
Okay. Good. Good.
And we were just, uh, getting warm.

1122
01:02:18,444 --> 01:02:21,322
Aunt Annie was super cold
and now she's all set.

1123
01:02:21,489 --> 01:02:23,574
And Uncle Judd's gonna go get a snackie.

1124
01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:24,992
Judd, I'm...

1125
01:02:25,159 --> 01:02:27,403
I don't know how else to
explain this to you. If

1126
01:02:27,415 --> 01:02:29,580
the deal falls apart,
it's my ass on the line.

1127
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,083
You had a death in the family.
Four days ago.

1128
01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:35,920
I have to go to London and close the deal.
Why are we even having this fight?

1129
01:02:36,087 --> 01:02:38,256
I can't even fight with you. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.

1130
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,883
I have to go to London.
Unbelievable.

1131
01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:42,551
I cannot be gone for seven days.

1132
01:02:42,718 --> 01:02:45,596
You mean you can't be here
for seven days. What are you doing?

1133
01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:48,307
Sorry?
Why are you skulking?

1134
01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:50,851
I'm just, uh, you know...

1135
01:02:51,018 --> 01:02:53,854
There it is. I'm looking for gum.
Sorry. Continue.

1136
01:02:54,021 --> 01:02:55,815
I gotta go, baby.
Jesus Christ. Just go.

1137
01:02:55,982 --> 01:02:58,542
Stop doing a little play
about how you have to go and go already.

1138
01:02:58,693 --> 01:03:00,987
That's so sweet of you. Thank you.

1139
01:03:02,029 --> 01:03:05,366
Hey. Judd, can I ask you something?
Yup.

1140
01:03:05,533 --> 01:03:08,536
She doesn't really care that I'm leaving,
so why is she busting my balls?

1141
01:03:08,703 --> 01:03:10,288
Uh...

1142
01:03:11,747 --> 01:03:13,332
Well, maybe she does care.

1143
01:03:13,499 --> 01:03:17,753
Heh. I'm an asshole, Judd. I'm not stupid.

1144
01:03:18,713 --> 01:03:19,755
Take care.

1145
01:03:20,589 --> 01:03:22,633
You too.

1146
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:50,244
Hi.
Hi.

1147
01:03:53,331 --> 01:03:54,790
No Barry?

1148
01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:57,752
Barry's gone.

1149
01:03:59,086 --> 01:04:00,254
How you doing?

1150
01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:02,423
I'm fine.

1151
01:04:03,674 --> 01:04:04,759
Excuse me.

1152
01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:08,596
Yes.
You're so not fine.

1153
01:04:09,347 --> 01:04:11,443
You know, sleeping with
your shrink does not

1154
01:04:11,455 --> 01:04:13,517
technically make you a
relationship expert.

1155
01:04:13,684 --> 01:04:15,686
Yeah. But I am an expert in you.

1156
01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:17,396
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.

1157
01:04:17,563 --> 01:04:18,939
You raised me.

1158
01:04:20,983 --> 01:04:23,319
You're the voice in my head.

1159
01:04:24,779 --> 01:04:28,199
Not Mom. It's not Dad. You.

1160
01:04:29,158 --> 01:04:31,702
Really?
Yeah.

1161
01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:36,540
And sometimes I just wish
you would shut the fuck up.

1162
01:04:39,585 --> 01:04:42,213
What do you want? What do you want?

1163
01:04:42,797 --> 01:04:45,424
I just want you to know
it's okay to be fine.

1164
01:04:46,634 --> 01:04:48,511
That you deserve to be fine.

1165
01:04:50,846 --> 01:04:52,098
Thank you.

1166
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,975
You're welcome.

1167
01:04:55,810 --> 01:04:57,103
Will you carry this?

1168
01:04:58,479 --> 01:04:59,814
Oh, God.

1169
01:05:01,899 --> 01:05:03,359
Holy shit.

1170
01:05:03,526 --> 01:05:06,570
Oh, how dare you. That is not cool.
I will pants you from up here.

1171
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:08,989
You do not get to say I'm heavy.
No more pizza.

1172
01:05:09,156 --> 01:05:11,826
Don't make me stand
next to your girlfriend for seven days...

1173
01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:14,453
and then fucking say I'm heavy.

1174
01:05:33,139 --> 01:05:37,685
Hi, Judd. Look.
I am really sorry about the other day.

1175
01:05:37,852 --> 01:05:42,440
I just hope that you'll come by and see me.

1176
01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:47,278
I'm in Room 346. So please, uh...

1177
01:05:47,445 --> 01:05:49,363
Bye.

1178
01:06:18,476 --> 01:06:20,394
Morning.

1179
01:06:21,729 --> 01:06:23,230
Do you ever sleep?

1180
01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:25,900
Heh. Not lately.

1181
01:06:27,318 --> 01:06:28,736
So.

1182
01:06:29,236 --> 01:06:31,280
HOW, huh?

1183
01:06:31,447 --> 01:06:33,240
Are you surprised?

1184
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,086
The single advantage
of being me nowadays...

1185
01:06:36,243 --> 01:06:38,996
is it's very hard to surprise me. So no.

1186
01:06:41,582 --> 01:06:45,461
I'm not Quinn, Judd.
I know.

1187
01:06:45,628 --> 01:06:48,297
Please don't look at me like I'm Quinn.
I'm not.

1188
01:06:48,464 --> 01:06:51,842
This is different than your thing.
This is not like your thing.

1189
01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:54,929
Heh. I get it.

1190
01:06:58,098 --> 01:07:00,643
We were so in love, Judd.

1191
01:07:02,228 --> 01:07:06,690
And now he's alone.
He's, like, permanently alone.

1192
01:07:07,441 --> 01:07:11,028
And Barry is just...?

1193
01:07:12,613 --> 01:07:15,324
I will never love Barry
the way that I loved Horry.

1194
01:07:15,491 --> 01:07:18,619
And I will never love anybody else
like that. Ever.

1195
01:07:18,786 --> 01:07:21,288
I would not do that to Horry.

1196
01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:27,795
Is it the whole world, or
is it just this family?

1197
01:07:27,962 --> 01:07:31,298
You and Barry. And me and Quinn.

1198
01:07:31,465 --> 01:07:35,302
And Phillip and Tracy. And Paul and Annie.

1199
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:37,680
No one is happy.

1200
01:07:39,265 --> 01:07:42,017
The one person that's got it figured out
in this family is Cole.

1201
01:07:42,184 --> 01:07:45,104
You know, he sits on that can and he
takes his dump, and he's super happy.

1202
01:07:45,271 --> 01:07:48,816
Ha, ha.
You show me one happy adult.

1203
01:07:48,983 --> 01:07:53,821
Everybody's sad or angry...

1204
01:07:53,988 --> 01:07:56,156
or lying or cheating.

1205
01:07:56,323 --> 01:07:59,994
I think Quinn's pregnancy
is just freaking you out.

1206
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,705
Yeah, it's freaking me out.

1207
01:08:04,415 --> 01:08:06,604
Three months ago I had
a great job and a nice

1208
01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:08,627
apartment and I was
in love with my wife.

1209
01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:10,671
No, you weren't.
No?

1210
01:08:10,838 --> 01:08:14,592
No. She was sleeping with somebody else
for a year and you never noticed.

1211
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,011
How in love could you have been?

1212
01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:21,557
Yep.

1213
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:28,939
That's fair.

1214
01:08:29,690 --> 01:08:34,862
Sure like to think I could still do that,
though, with someone.

1215
01:08:35,446 --> 01:08:38,866
That I can just find someone
and fall in love and have it last.

1216
01:08:39,033 --> 01:08:43,495
That seems impossible to me right now.

1217
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:47,708
Love causes cancer. Like everything else.

1218
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:51,962
But it's still love. It has its moments.

1219
01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:56,175
I had a moment with Penny the other night.

1220
01:08:57,885 --> 01:08:59,428
Really?
Yeah.

1221
01:08:59,595 --> 01:09:00,888
Really?

1222
01:09:02,973 --> 01:09:05,768
Starting to do complicated.
You proud of me?

1223
01:09:05,934 --> 01:09:08,270
Well, I don't know. How does it feel?

1224
01:09:08,437 --> 01:09:10,397
Complicated.

1225
01:09:19,740 --> 01:09:22,117
I mean, that's the gist of it.
But, you know.

1226
01:09:22,284 --> 01:09:24,244
Anyway. How you doing, Uncle Joe?

1227
01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:25,829
This is Trish.
Hi, everyone.

1228
01:09:25,996 --> 01:09:28,415
By the way, we're sleeping together.

1229
01:09:28,582 --> 01:09:30,751
Maze/. Ha-ha-ha.

1230
01:09:30,918 --> 01:09:33,087
Mom. Why is Paul allowed to miss this?

1231
01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:34,755
Trish is a nurse.
Retired.

1232
01:09:34,922 --> 01:09:35,923
He had a call.

1233
01:09:36,090 --> 01:09:38,717
She still wears her uniform sometimes,
if you take my meaning.

1234
01:09:38,884 --> 01:09:41,964
Honey, I think the baby's waking up.
The baby's in the kitchen with Linda.

1235
01:09:42,054 --> 01:09:44,014
Oh!
Then who am I hearing?

1236
01:09:44,181 --> 01:09:47,267
Are you hard? Are you hard?
Jesus Christ, Annie.

1237
01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:48,477
Put it in me.

1238
01:09:48,644 --> 01:09:50,978
Oh, crap. I left the
baby monitor on upstairs.

1239
01:09:50,990 --> 01:09:51,772
I'll get it.

1240
01:09:51,939 --> 01:09:53,774
There you go. Sorry about that, everyone.

1241
01:09:53,941 --> 01:09:56,318
Put your dick in me.
Where was it before?

1242
01:09:56,485 --> 01:09:57,653
Oh, do it. Do it, Paul.

1243
01:09:57,820 --> 01:09:59,655
Turn it off.
Turn it up?

1244
01:09:59,822 --> 01:10:01,407
Stop talking, sweetie.
Turn it up.

1245
01:10:01,573 --> 01:10:03,617
It feels so good.
Stop talking.

1246
01:10:03,784 --> 01:10:05,285
Come on, people. It's just sex.

1247
01:10:05,452 --> 01:10:06,495
Sweetie.
What?

1248
01:10:06,662 --> 01:10:07,705
Shut up.
Okay.

1249
01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:11,291
He just told her to shut up.
Okay, he's slowing down.

1250
01:10:12,126 --> 01:10:13,961
No, this is good. He's too fast anyway.

1251
01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:17,089
It's the circle of life, everybody.
Let's go, Altmans.

1252
01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:20,801
Yes. I can feel you. I can feel it.
Yes. You're so hard.

1253
01:10:20,968 --> 01:10:23,137
Come! Come now! Coming! Come!
Ha-ha-ha.

1254
01:10:23,303 --> 01:10:24,763
Linda, thank you.

1255
01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:27,641
There we go. There we go. Oh, do it.

1256
01:10:27,808 --> 01:10:29,143
It has a backup battery.

1257
01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:31,478
Put a baby in me, Paul.
That's a nice feature.

1258
01:10:31,645 --> 01:10:33,313
Shove a baby up there! Shove a bab...!

1259
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:34,690
Oh.

1260
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:38,318
What is wrong with you?
I'm ashamed.

1261
01:10:38,485 --> 01:10:41,822
Save money, everybody.
Free of charge. Enjoy.

1262
01:10:41,989 --> 01:10:46,160
It was just incredibly awkward,
and it just didn't stop.

1263
01:10:46,326 --> 01:10:48,328
Oh, my God. And everybody heard?

1264
01:10:48,495 --> 01:10:50,497
Yeah. I like when you laugh.

1265
01:10:50,748 --> 01:10:53,667
I like that you like it.
Yeah.

1266
01:10:53,834 --> 01:10:58,005
You know that this is the worst possible
time this could be happening, Penny?

1267
01:10:58,672 --> 01:11:01,133
I know, but...

1268
01:11:02,509 --> 01:11:04,678
I'm gonna kiss you anyway.

1269
01:11:15,856 --> 01:11:16,940
You're so good at that.

1270
01:11:18,650 --> 01:11:19,910
You're very easily pleased.

1271
01:11:19,922 --> 01:11:22,029
Ls that a crime? You
should try it sometime.

1272
01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:26,241
Hello.
Judd. Something's wrong. I'm bleeding.

1273
01:11:26,408 --> 01:11:28,128
What do you mean, you're bleeding?
How much?

1274
01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:31,038
A lot. I'm gonna lose this one too.
I don't know what to do.

1275
01:11:31,205 --> 01:11:33,248
I'm gonna hang up.
I'm gonna call an ambulance.

1276
01:11:33,415 --> 01:11:36,168
I want you to stay calm. Okay?
I'm gonna hang up right now.

1277
01:11:42,257 --> 01:11:44,479
Hi, there is a pregnant
woman having problems

1278
01:11:44,491 --> 01:11:46,386
at the Renaissance
just off Route 100.

1279
01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:47,971
She's in Room 346.

1280
01:11:48,138 --> 01:11:49,973
Yeah. Okay.

1281
01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:53,435
Yes, this number's fine. Thank you.

1282
01:11:55,103 --> 01:11:57,231
Quinn's pregnant?
Yeah.

1283
01:11:57,981 --> 01:11:59,024
And it's yours?

1284
01:12:04,154 --> 01:12:05,197
You gotta go.

1285
01:12:06,824 --> 01:12:08,264
Penny, this is something I wanted...

1286
01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:11,578
No. It's fine. There's a pregnant woman.
She's bleeding. You gotta go.

1287
01:12:11,745 --> 01:12:13,914
Yeah. Yeah. I'll talk to you tonight.

1288
01:12:26,426 --> 01:12:28,345
Hi. How you doing? Are you okay?

1289
01:12:28,554 --> 01:12:30,639
There's no heartbeat.
There's no heartbeat?

1290
01:12:30,806 --> 01:12:33,267
I can't believe this is happening again.
Take it easy.

1291
01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:37,312
Nothing is happening again. Okay?
I deserve this. I do. I ruined us.

1292
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:39,773
Please. We're not doing that here.
Quiet.

1293
01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:42,901
What's that?

1294
01:12:44,778 --> 01:12:48,115
There's your baby's heartbeat.
Okay.

1295
01:12:48,282 --> 01:12:51,910
All right.
Baby was just in a weird position, huh?

1296
01:12:52,077 --> 01:12:54,913
Mm-hm.
Okay.

1297
01:12:55,956 --> 01:12:57,875
That's our baby.

1298
01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:07,843
Hey, I got here as quick as I could.
My GPS was... Sorry about that.

1299
01:13:08,010 --> 01:13:10,053
Are you okay?
Oh. Yeah.

1300
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:12,222
Mm-hm.
You had me so scared.

1301
01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:14,057
Oh.
Made a couple calls, huh?

1302
01:13:14,224 --> 01:13:15,601
You all right? What happened?

1303
01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:18,645
Hello, hello, hello. Dr. Rausch.

1304
01:13:18,812 --> 01:13:20,898
Mr. and Mrs. Altman?
I'm Mr. Altman.

1305
01:13:21,356 --> 01:13:22,441
And you are?

1306
01:13:22,608 --> 01:13:26,320
That's just a guy
that Mrs. Altman was fucking.

1307
01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:27,654
Uh-huh.
In my bed.

1308
01:13:27,821 --> 01:13:29,156
Judd, please, not now.

1309
01:13:29,323 --> 01:13:31,119
You just walk out on
everyone at the station,

1310
01:13:31,131 --> 01:13:32,743
grow a beard and now
you're a smart-ass?

1311
01:13:32,910 --> 01:13:34,661
Wade Beaufort. It's complicated.

1312
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:37,998
Well, I'll simplify it.
Both of you get out of my exam room.

1313
01:13:38,165 --> 01:13:40,500
Really?
Yeah.

1314
01:13:40,834 --> 01:13:43,420
You got us kicked out.
And you too, sir.

1315
01:13:43,629 --> 01:13:46,256
Here we go.
I'll be in the waiting room.

1316
01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:49,426
So.

1317
01:13:49,635 --> 01:13:51,136
That should do it, right?

1318
01:13:51,303 --> 01:13:54,681
I didn't sign, because I think my wife...
Or the patient should sign right there.

1319
01:13:54,848 --> 01:13:56,350
There you go.

1320
01:13:57,267 --> 01:13:59,519
Is that where she should sign?
I'll just leave that here.

1321
01:13:59,686 --> 01:14:01,229
Don't be a goddamn baby, Judd.

1322
01:14:01,396 --> 01:14:03,982
I extend an olive branch,
and you're gonna pitch it in the trash?

1323
01:14:04,149 --> 01:14:05,936
You're not gonna stay with her.
We know that.

1324
01:14:05,948 --> 01:14:07,669
The only person that
doesn't know is Quinn.

1325
01:14:07,819 --> 01:14:10,699
That's what's gonna happen? You're
clairvoyant? You know what's going on?

1326
01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:12,304
I don't need to listen to your crap.

1327
01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:15,049
You don't know what you're talking about.
It's the Man Up guy.

1328
01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:18,205
What's up, dudes? You don't know me.
What are you talking about?

1329
01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:20,374
Is there another waiting room
with more chairs?

1330
01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:21,541
I don't know you?
No.

1331
01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:24,628
I've been with you for seven years.
Don't tell me I don't know you.

1332
01:14:24,795 --> 01:14:27,714
And I know you'll fuck just about anyone
who'll have you.

1333
01:14:27,881 --> 01:14:30,384
That's interns. That's sales reps.
That's sponsors.

1334
01:14:30,550 --> 01:14:33,512
So don't tell me you're not already drawing
up plans for the quickest exit.

1335
01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:36,431
You're logging all the ass I'm crushing,
and I'm the perv?

1336
01:14:36,598 --> 01:14:38,238
Hey, fellas. We got some young boys here.

1337
01:14:38,392 --> 01:14:40,560
Scoutmaster. Park it.
We're in the middle of something.

1338
01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:43,146
I didn't fuck her
any more than she fucked me.

1339
01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:44,871
It takes two to
tango, all right?

1340
01:14:44,883 --> 01:14:47,109
That's a separate situation
that I'll deal with.

1341
01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:48,236
That's a party for two.

1342
01:14:48,248 --> 01:14:50,235
Don't worry about her.
We're talking about you.

1343
01:14:50,362 --> 01:14:51,571
Take this discussion outside.

1344
01:14:51,738 --> 01:14:53,323
Sorry.
What's going on, Judd?

1345
01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:56,326
Listen to me. She fucked me.
Yeah, I heard you the first time.

1346
01:14:57,244 --> 01:14:59,162
Stop it, you guys.
Judd.

1347
01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:01,581
Really? Look who's gonna man up now.

1348
01:15:01,748 --> 01:15:03,333
Everybody just be quiet!

1349
01:15:03,792 --> 01:15:07,254
Now, we just are all gonna
just take a beat here.

1350
01:15:07,421 --> 01:15:08,672
I'm not fighting.

1351
01:15:08,839 --> 01:15:11,679
Who the fuck are you coming in here
with this middle part at your age...

1352
01:15:11,842 --> 01:15:13,042
barking orders at everyone?

1353
01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:15,512
Who the hell am I?
I'm Wendy Altman, bitch.

1354
01:15:18,015 --> 01:15:19,850
Ow. Shit.
That's what happens.

1355
01:15:20,017 --> 01:15:22,936
Yeah. That's a fucking princess cut.
You fucking clown.

1356
01:15:23,103 --> 01:15:24,938
Are you kidding me?
Dick.

1357
01:15:25,105 --> 01:15:27,441
You have your pussy...
You have your sister hit me?

1358
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:28,775
Yep. And I got her purse.

1359
01:15:28,942 --> 01:15:31,445
Oh, yeah,
walk me out because I'm so dangerous.

1360
01:15:31,611 --> 01:15:34,114
Like, a mother of two
with diapers in my purse.

1361
01:15:34,281 --> 01:15:37,951
Here's the parking lot. Thank you.
I can find my way now. Thank you.

1362
01:15:38,285 --> 01:15:40,912
Great work, officers.
Nice hats.

1363
01:15:41,079 --> 01:15:44,458
Oh. I just got a great idea.
Let's stop acting like crazy people.

1364
01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:46,460
Yeah. I agree.
I'm gonna get the car.

1365
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:48,211
That's a nice parking spot, huh?

1366
01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:50,005
Is that Wade's car?

1367
01:15:50,172 --> 01:15:54,134
That's one of his cars. He's got a few.
He has a few?

1368
01:15:54,301 --> 01:15:56,136
Think he's compensating for something?

1369
01:15:56,303 --> 01:15:59,181
Yeah. For having too much money.

1370
01:16:04,394 --> 01:16:06,396
You know,
I heard the baby's heartbeat in there.

1371
01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:08,690
That's great.

1372
01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:10,776
Right?

1373
01:16:13,695 --> 01:16:16,823
I'm gonna have to forgive her
for the sake of that kid, aren't I?

1374
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:18,450
Well, I'm no expert...

1375
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:21,697
but I think you're gonna have to make
much larger sacrifices down the road.

1376
01:16:21,828 --> 01:16:24,331
Yeah. That's true.

1377
01:16:24,498 --> 01:16:27,501
You sounded almost wise there for a minute.

1378
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:28,668
Right?

1379
01:16:32,005 --> 01:16:35,675
All right. You go ahead. I'm gonna meet up
with you guys back at home.

1380
01:16:35,842 --> 01:16:39,179
Hey, sis. That was a great shot.
Thanks for the help.

1381
01:16:39,346 --> 01:16:42,349
Well, you guys are idiots.
But you're my idiots.

1382
01:16:42,516 --> 01:16:43,683
Drive safe.

1383
01:16:43,850 --> 01:16:46,853
Are you kidding me? It's 2014. Okay?

1384
01:16:50,774 --> 01:16:52,275
There they go.
Later, man.

1385
01:16:52,442 --> 01:16:53,860
Take it easy.

1386
01:16:56,947 --> 01:16:59,533
Uh, fellas, before you go...

1387
01:16:59,699 --> 01:17:01,118
You see this nice car here?

1388
01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:05,789
I've got $43 that says
you can't flip it over.

1389
01:17:05,956 --> 01:17:09,209
Man, what'd he do to you, anyway?
He slept with my wife.

1390
01:17:09,376 --> 01:17:11,461
What do you say?
Keep the money, bro.

1391
01:17:11,628 --> 01:17:13,088
Let's do it.
Really?

1392
01:17:13,255 --> 01:17:15,382
Come on, boys. Do it. Really.
Oh, boy.

1393
01:17:15,549 --> 01:17:16,716
Bend your knees.
Come on.

1394
01:17:18,552 --> 01:17:20,303
There it goes. You got it!

1395
01:17:23,348 --> 01:17:24,683
Ha-ha-ha. Whoo!

1396
01:17:24,850 --> 01:17:26,226
That was good.
Later, dude.

1397
01:17:26,393 --> 01:17:27,561
Very nice.

1398
01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:30,230
Are you serious?
Come on, man. Get out of here.

1399
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:32,732
[LAUGHS]

1400
01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:36,903
I did not expect that from you.

1401
01:17:37,654 --> 01:17:40,240
You know,
the saddest thing about this whole mess...

1402
01:17:40,407 --> 01:17:42,450
is you were one of my only real friends.

1403
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:44,119
I was your employee.

1404
01:17:44,744 --> 01:17:46,288
Even sadder.

1405
01:17:46,454 --> 01:17:50,083
Look, bud, um,
I'm sorry how this whole thing shook out.

1406
01:17:50,584 --> 01:17:54,254
You know, I'm looking at you up there
with her, and there's a baby on the way.

1407
01:17:54,421 --> 01:17:57,424
She's in there bawling about a heartbeat,
and, buddy, I don't even hear it.

1408
01:17:57,591 --> 01:18:00,631
I don't even think the doctor hears it.
I think they're all in on this thing.

1409
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,597
And they're getting all emotional,
and it's just not me.

1410
01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:05,932
I mean, I sure as shit aren't a stepfather.

1411
01:18:08,268 --> 01:18:10,520
So is that it? Are you done?
I'm out.

1412
01:18:10,687 --> 01:18:12,355
That's it?
That's right.

1413
01:18:12,522 --> 01:18:15,275
It's what's best for everyone.
You mean it's what's best for you.

1414
01:18:15,442 --> 01:18:17,611
That's just a coincidence.

1415
01:18:18,486 --> 01:18:22,115
I don't think that's drivable.
I'm gonna take myself a long walk.

1416
01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:24,159
And thanks.

1417
01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:26,536
For what?

1418
01:18:27,037 --> 01:18:30,624
Up until just now, I thought I was
the most pathetic guy I knew.

1419
01:18:33,001 --> 01:18:34,294
You're welcome.

1420
01:18:36,796 --> 01:18:38,632
It really hurts when you punch someone.

1421
01:18:38,798 --> 01:18:41,968
Thank God this was platinum. If this was
white gold, I would've broken my hand.

1422
01:18:42,135 --> 01:18:44,804
It makes me feel terrible.
It was worth it.

1423
01:18:44,971 --> 01:18:47,224
Like what I'm going through doesn't matter.

1424
01:18:47,432 --> 01:18:50,560
I have got...
I'm done. Never mind.

1425
01:18:56,483 --> 01:18:58,235
What was that?

1426
01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:00,320
It's just a slight disagreement.

1427
01:19:00,946 --> 01:19:02,989
Well, do you wanna talk about it?
Uh...

1428
01:19:03,156 --> 01:19:05,367
No, thanks. I have a headache.
I'm gonna go lie down.

1429
01:19:06,326 --> 01:19:07,786
Well, what about shiva'?

1430
01:19:07,953 --> 01:19:11,331
I'm calling it tonight on account of rain.

1431
01:19:18,255 --> 01:19:19,798
Quinn?

1432
01:19:19,965 --> 01:19:21,341
I'll be right back.

1433
01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:26,054
Well...

1434
01:19:26,221 --> 01:19:29,683
This is the part where you get to say
you were right.

1435
01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:31,685
You were right.

1436
01:19:32,394 --> 01:19:34,604
We got lost. I got lost.

1437
01:19:36,189 --> 01:19:38,191
I got lost.

1438
01:19:39,359 --> 01:19:44,322
But our baby, he will never be alone.
I promise you that.

1439
01:19:44,698 --> 01:19:48,201
You were right. We don't need
to be married to be parents together.

1440
01:19:48,368 --> 01:19:49,828
I'll be right in there with you.

1441
01:19:52,497 --> 01:19:55,292
She.
What?

1442
01:19:57,377 --> 01:19:59,004
She.

1443
01:20:01,006 --> 01:20:03,341
She.
She.

1444
01:20:25,405 --> 01:20:28,199
I can't believe he's really gone.

1445
01:20:29,284 --> 01:20:31,328
I know, honey.

1446
01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:39,502
These are actually pretty comfortable.

1447
01:20:40,086 --> 01:20:41,379
Yeah?
Mm.

1448
01:20:41,546 --> 01:20:43,131
Mm.

1449
01:20:59,022 --> 01:21:02,859
Oh. Morning, Tracy.
I didn't know anyone else was up.

1450
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:07,364
I didn't mean to intrude. You okay?
That's okay. Mm-hm.

1451
01:21:10,784 --> 01:21:13,161
Hey, Judd.
Yep?

1452
01:21:20,377 --> 01:21:22,128
What would you say the odds are...

1453
01:21:22,295 --> 01:21:26,341
that your brother has had sex with
that Chelsea girl while we've been here?

1454
01:21:26,841 --> 01:21:28,927
I mean, you know, I know
he's your brother...

1455
01:21:29,094 --> 01:21:31,012
but I could use a friend here.

1456
01:21:31,179 --> 01:21:35,308
A little honesty for a change.
Just between you, me and the sunrise.

1457
01:21:37,143 --> 01:21:38,645
The odds are pretty good.

1458
01:21:39,979 --> 01:21:41,981
I'm sorry.
It's okay.

1459
01:21:44,109 --> 01:21:45,819
I am a grown-up person.

1460
01:21:45,985 --> 01:21:49,030
I am smart and professional.
I have my shit together.

1461
01:21:50,365 --> 01:21:54,327
And your brother is a child
who's spent his entire life...

1462
01:21:54,494 --> 01:21:58,331
reeling in the slack
as fast as you guys will cut it for him.

1463
01:21:59,332 --> 01:22:00,708
So, what are you gonna do?

1464
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:06,131
I think I'm gonna gather up
the tattered remnants of my dignity...

1465
01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:08,591
and say goodbye.

1466
01:22:09,634 --> 01:22:11,302
That'll crush him, you know.

1467
01:22:12,011 --> 01:22:13,471
I'll let him keep the Porsche.

1468
01:22:13,930 --> 01:22:17,058
Really?
Yeah.

1469
01:22:17,225 --> 01:22:18,905
I don't think he'll have it for very long.

1470
01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:21,187
He keeps leaving it unlocked
with the keys inside.

1471
01:22:21,354 --> 01:22:23,273
Someone's just gonna drive off with it.

1472
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:27,068
Phillip really isn't built
to hold on to things.

1473
01:22:27,235 --> 01:22:31,948
Tracy, you are not the first woman
that's wanted to believe in Phillip.

1474
01:22:32,115 --> 01:22:34,951
But you are far and away the best one.

1475
01:22:37,078 --> 01:22:38,705
Thanks.

1476
01:22:47,714 --> 01:22:49,299
Hi.

1477
01:22:50,717 --> 01:22:52,844
Penny.
I gotta go to work.

1478
01:22:54,596 --> 01:22:56,431
Hang on one second. Let me talk to you.

1479
01:22:56,598 --> 01:22:58,641
Quinn okay?
Yes, she's fine.

1480
01:22:58,808 --> 01:23:00,560
And the baby?
She's good too.

1481
01:23:00,977 --> 01:23:03,062
It's a girl? Congratulations.
Yeah.

1482
01:23:03,229 --> 01:23:05,273
Will you talk to me for one second?
What?

1483
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:08,943
I wanted to explain earlier.
Things got... I got the phone call...

1484
01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:11,029
Hey. Look. I'm a big girl.

1485
01:23:11,196 --> 01:23:13,948
You know, it's not like we were
going steady. It's just sex.

1486
01:23:14,115 --> 01:23:16,576
No, it wasn't. You know that.
You know it was more than sex.

1487
01:23:16,743 --> 01:23:19,037
No. It wasn't.

1488
01:23:19,204 --> 01:23:21,748
If it was, then what
does that say about you?

1489
01:23:21,915 --> 01:23:23,791
That's all it was.

1490
01:23:23,958 --> 01:23:25,877
Hey, Penny. Let me...

1491
01:23:35,553 --> 01:23:36,596
Oh, my goodness.

1492
01:23:36,763 --> 01:23:39,933
So many amazing childhood memories
from this place. You smell it?

1493
01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:51,945
Hey-

1494
01:23:52,111 --> 01:23:53,947
Oh, shit.
You've been avoiding me.

1495
01:23:54,948 --> 01:23:57,659
You grabbed my dick. Okay?
That's why I've been avoiding you.

1496
01:23:57,825 --> 01:23:59,953
I didn't mean to.
Please. You didn't mean to.

1497
01:24:00,119 --> 01:24:02,455
What'd you think you were gonna
find down there, Annie?

1498
01:24:02,622 --> 01:24:03,790
I'm sorry, Judd.

1499
01:24:07,293 --> 01:24:08,836
I just...

1500
01:24:09,337 --> 01:24:10,585
I want a baby so badly.

1501
01:24:10,597 --> 01:24:12,966
Why don't you think
about what you do have?

1502
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:15,385
You and Paul.

1503
01:24:16,511 --> 01:24:18,513
You guys really love each other, don't you?

1504
01:24:19,556 --> 01:24:20,640
Yes.

1505
01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:23,977
That's so much harder than having a baby.

1506
01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:28,064
I mean, it's, you know,
damn near impossible.

1507
01:24:28,815 --> 01:24:33,152
And you'll have a baby, one way or another.
But do not screw up your marriage to do it.

1508
01:24:35,905 --> 01:24:37,532
You're right.

1509
01:24:38,825 --> 01:24:41,160
I know you're right.
I'm just the most pathetic person.

1510
01:24:41,327 --> 01:24:43,830
No, you're not.
That's the last thing I'd call you, Annie.

1511
01:24:43,997 --> 01:24:46,874
Oh, I can think of some other words
that I would use as well.

1512
01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:49,335
How about "determined," huh?
Oh, my God.

1513
01:24:49,502 --> 01:24:52,005
Someone came down here very determined.

1514
01:24:54,340 --> 01:24:56,676
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?

1515
01:24:56,843 --> 01:24:58,970
The irony here
is that you made a fool out of me.

1516
01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:01,306
No, I didn't. Wait. Why is that ironic?

1517
01:25:01,472 --> 01:25:04,309
That fact that he doesn't know
why it's ironic is ironic.

1518
01:25:04,475 --> 01:25:06,603
I gotta go. Thank you all so much.

1519
01:25:06,769 --> 01:25:09,849
We can have a conversation about this.
We've had the conversation already.

1520
01:25:09,939 --> 01:25:11,699
I wanna have it again.
I saw this coming.

1521
01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:13,192
He can wait for one second.

1522
01:25:13,359 --> 01:25:15,028
Scale of 1 to 10.
Shut up.

1523
01:25:15,194 --> 01:25:17,196
Was it how you remembered?
Oh, my God.

1524
01:25:17,363 --> 01:25:19,949
Annie?
Hey, buddy.

1525
01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:23,036
What the hell's going on here?
We're just having a talk.

1526
01:25:23,202 --> 01:25:25,255
Your marriage goes to shit,
now you're hitting on

1527
01:25:25,267 --> 01:25:27,332
my wife. Don't think I
don't see you look at her.

1528
01:25:27,498 --> 01:25:30,251
Don't come over here.
You have wanted to do this for years.

1529
01:25:30,418 --> 01:25:31,461
Come back here!

1530
01:25:31,628 --> 01:25:33,838
Put your suitcase down and talk to me.
I need to go.

1531
01:25:34,005 --> 01:25:36,549
Move. Move.
Get back here. We're not done.

1532
01:25:36,716 --> 01:25:38,384
No, goddamn it! Stop!

1533
01:25:39,636 --> 01:25:41,929
Get off me. Get off me.
Paul!

1534
01:25:42,096 --> 01:25:45,725
Oh, yes!
Stop. Please. Let's just talk about this.

1535
01:25:45,892 --> 01:25:48,186
I saw it with my own eyes.
Stop it!

1536
01:25:48,353 --> 01:25:50,563
Nothing happened!
Nothing happened!

1537
01:25:50,730 --> 01:25:52,899
Your brothers can't fight for shit.
No.

1538
01:25:53,066 --> 01:25:55,234
It's kind of embarrassing, actually.

1539
01:25:55,401 --> 01:25:58,738
Will you two get in there and stop this?
Are you kidding? This is amaz... Ow!

1540
01:25:58,905 --> 01:26:01,324
Stop fighting me.
Get him off of me!

1541
01:26:01,491 --> 01:26:03,376
If it gets to the point
where I think you're

1542
01:26:03,388 --> 01:26:05,244
being idiots, you're
probably being idiots.

1543
01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:08,915
Stop. Stop it. What's going on?
He kissed my wife.

1544
01:26:09,082 --> 01:26:11,334
No, I didn't.
No, he didn't.

1545
01:26:11,501 --> 01:26:13,252
Paul. Nothing happened.

1546
01:26:13,419 --> 01:26:15,838
Could you not get in the car
till we work this out?

1547
01:26:16,005 --> 01:26:19,550
It would never have worked, Phillip.
You're a narcissist with Oedipal issues.

1548
01:26:19,717 --> 01:26:21,844
I'm a classic enabler.
But I love you. Ow.

1549
01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:24,555
I need an adult.
I am an adult!

1550
01:26:25,139 --> 01:26:26,474
Oh, God.
Stop that. Get off!

1551
01:26:26,641 --> 01:26:28,601
Damn it, I'm talking to you.
No, stay on him.

1552
01:26:28,768 --> 01:26:30,770
Since when have you run away
from discussions?

1553
01:26:30,937 --> 01:26:32,772
Stop it!
Get back here. We're not done.

1554
01:26:32,939 --> 01:26:34,273
You love discussions!

1555
01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,359
Stop it! Stop it!
Oh, my God.

1556
01:26:36,526 --> 01:26:39,195
If I get wet, you are dead.
No. No. Somebody stop him.

1557
01:26:39,362 --> 01:26:41,864
Boner! Boner!
Unbelievable. Judd.

1558
01:26:42,031 --> 01:26:44,325
You can let go any time you want.
No.

1559
01:26:44,492 --> 01:26:47,078
You can let go.
Can we stop being a reality show'?

1560
01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:50,707
I don't care. You think you can hurt me
any more than I already am?

1561
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,333
Leave it alone.

1562
01:26:55,128 --> 01:26:56,295
What the fuck?

1563
01:27:10,435 --> 01:27:13,479
I guess this is as good a time as any.

1564
01:27:19,944 --> 01:27:22,280
Did you guys not know about that?

1565
01:27:24,574 --> 01:27:28,661
Linda was helping me take care of
your father. Long, hard nights, huh?

1566
01:27:28,828 --> 01:27:30,663
I don't know how to explain
how it happened.

1567
01:27:31,164 --> 01:27:33,499
Did Dad know?
Of course.

1568
01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:36,669
Your father was a very enlightened man,
sexually speaking.

1569
01:27:36,836 --> 01:27:38,588
Let me tell you a story about your father.

1570
01:27:38,755 --> 01:27:40,089
Don't.
I wish you wouldn't.

1571
01:27:40,256 --> 01:27:43,551
When Horry got hurt
and I was drowning in medical bills...

1572
01:27:43,718 --> 01:27:48,181
your father paid our mortgage for a
full year so we wouldn't lose the house.

1573
01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:52,560
Your father was like family to me. And he
died knowing your mother wouldn't be alone.

1574
01:27:53,102 --> 01:27:54,687
Why didn't you tell us?

1575
01:27:54,854 --> 01:27:57,356
You needed to mourn your father
without any distractions.

1576
01:27:57,523 --> 01:28:00,026
Uh, wait a minute, Mom.

1577
01:28:00,193 --> 01:28:02,528
This whole shiva thing.

1578
01:28:03,029 --> 01:28:04,697
It wasn't Dad's idea, was it?

1579
01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:06,574
Smart boy.

1580
01:28:06,741 --> 01:28:09,243
Oh, Morn.
How could you lie to us like that?

1581
01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:12,872
You wouldn't have stayed if I didn't.
And I needed you all here.

1582
01:28:13,039 --> 01:28:15,416
And you needed each other,
even if you couldn't see it.

1583
01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:18,044
If we didn't come here,
Tracy wouldn't have broken up with me.

1584
01:28:18,211 --> 01:28:20,129
So thank you for ruining my life.

1585
01:28:20,296 --> 01:28:23,257
I think it's time you took some
small measure of responsibility...

1586
01:28:23,424 --> 01:28:25,384
for where you choose
to put your own penis.

1587
01:28:25,551 --> 01:28:30,723
Could you please not talk about my penis?
I can't begin to tell you how creepy it is.

1588
01:28:30,890 --> 01:28:34,018
When he was little he thought
it was a Tootsie Roll. You remember that?

1589
01:28:34,185 --> 01:28:35,937
I used to see him over and try to ah, ah...

1590
01:28:36,103 --> 01:28:38,064
No, no, no!

1591
01:28:38,231 --> 01:28:40,316
La, la, la
Phillip. Phillip. Hey, Phillip.

1592
01:28:40,525 --> 01:28:43,236
That's terrible to listen to.
Take a seat. Take a seat, pal.

1593
01:28:43,402 --> 01:28:45,071
I get it. This is a private moment.

1594
01:28:45,238 --> 01:28:49,242
Unless you wanna talk more about Phillip's
Tootsie Roll and the way he licks it.

1595
01:28:50,576 --> 01:28:53,955
So I am gonna head out. Okay?
That's it for me.

1596
01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:55,998
Have a good one.

1597
01:28:57,834 --> 01:29:01,462
See you, Boner.
Are you kidding me with that?

1598
01:29:01,629 --> 01:29:03,256
Was it you?
Yeah.

1599
01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:07,093
All right. So, again...

1600
01:29:19,814 --> 01:29:23,109
No, no. No. No. Goddamn it.

1601
01:29:41,961 --> 01:29:46,173
Okay, J, come on. Hey. Hey.
You just took a spill. That's all.

1602
01:29:46,340 --> 01:29:50,052
Okay, buddy? There you go. There you go.

1603
01:29:50,219 --> 01:29:53,639
Now give me a smile. Okay?

1604
01:29:53,806 --> 01:29:56,058
Okay, J.

1605
01:29:56,225 --> 01:29:57,977
You're okay.

1606
01:29:58,144 --> 01:30:01,647
Wah, wah.

1607
01:30:02,148 --> 01:30:03,691
(0K8)'-

1608
01:30:06,736 --> 01:30:08,070
Judd, honey.Judd.

1609
01:30:08,237 --> 01:30:10,823
Judd. Judd. Judd. Oh, God.

1610
01:30:10,990 --> 01:30:13,659
Thank God. You scared me to death.

1611
01:30:13,826 --> 01:30:15,578
Are you all right?

1612
01:30:18,998 --> 01:30:20,833
Go ahead.

1613
01:30:26,839 --> 01:30:28,591
J-

1614
01:30:29,342 --> 01:30:32,720
Dad, when I was little,
he used to call me J.

1615
01:30:33,387 --> 01:30:35,181
I remember.

1616
01:30:36,349 --> 01:30:38,309
I remember.

1617
01:30:45,733 --> 01:30:47,693
I know.

1618
01:30:53,199 --> 01:30:54,867
I'm so glad you're okay.

1619
01:30:58,871 --> 01:31:00,998
I'm so glad you tightened this.

1620
01:31:20,559 --> 01:31:23,437
Hi.
You're not allowed on the ice in shoes.

1621
01:31:23,604 --> 01:31:25,437
I just wanna say something
and then I'll go.

1622
01:31:25,449 --> 01:31:26,065
Judd.

1623
01:31:26,232 --> 01:31:27,733
My morn is in love.

1624
01:31:28,317 --> 01:31:29,568
Well, that's nice for her.

1625
01:31:29,735 --> 01:31:31,904
The specifics are very hard to explain.

1626
01:31:32,071 --> 01:31:33,739
Um, very, very hard.

1627
01:31:33,906 --> 01:31:35,574
But I realized something.

1628
01:31:35,741 --> 01:31:38,119
I have never been in love. Not like that.

1629
01:31:38,285 --> 01:31:42,581
I've been too busy chasing this idea
that I had about this perfect life...

1630
01:31:42,748 --> 01:31:44,750
and life is not perfect.

1631
01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:46,627
It shouldn't be perfect.

1632
01:31:46,794 --> 01:31:50,089
It should be unpredictable
and irrational...

1633
01:31:51,215 --> 01:31:52,591
and complicated.

1634
01:31:53,759 --> 01:31:57,096
And I want a complicated life...

1635
01:31:57,263 --> 01:31:59,765
where I can love someone like that.

1636
01:32:00,599 --> 01:32:01,934
Judd...
And, now, listen.

1637
01:32:02,101 --> 01:32:04,228
I don't know if things
would ever work out between us.

1638
01:32:04,395 --> 01:32:06,689
I'm emotionally inept,
and you're a little strange.

1639
01:32:07,314 --> 01:32:09,775
You know, right? A little bit.

1640
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:13,487
But you're a great strange.

1641
01:32:13,654 --> 01:32:15,614
You're honest.

1642
01:32:15,781 --> 01:32:17,825
And you're so...

1643
01:32:19,493 --> 01:32:20,995
You're good.

1644
01:32:21,162 --> 01:32:24,957
And I think that maybe someday...

1645
01:32:25,124 --> 01:32:28,961
we could love each other like that.

1646
01:32:29,962 --> 01:32:32,298
And I'm sorry that I hurt you.

1647
01:32:33,340 --> 01:32:35,301
I didn't mean to.

1648
01:32:36,761 --> 01:32:38,554
Where do you go from here?

1649
01:32:39,013 --> 01:32:41,932
I don't know. I don't know.

1650
01:32:42,099 --> 01:32:44,643
Six months, I'm gonna be a dad.

1651
01:32:45,311 --> 01:32:49,607
And I've never been alone,
so I was thinking that I would try that.

1652
01:32:51,484 --> 01:32:56,489
Well, you know I'm not a fan of small talk,
so I'm gonna give you a hug...

1653
01:32:56,655 --> 01:32:59,325
and wish you Godspeed.

1654
01:33:01,118 --> 01:33:04,497
Be good, Judd Altman.

1655
01:33:04,663 --> 01:33:06,665
Bye, Penny.

1656
01:33:06,832 --> 01:33:10,878
And love, love, love

1657
01:33:11,045 --> 01:33:13,923
ls only heaven away.

1658
01:33:14,882 --> 01:33:18,219
Inside you the time moves.

1659
01:33:18,385 --> 01:33:21,097
Oh, my God. That was some speech.
Thanks.

1660
01:33:21,305 --> 01:33:24,558
That was amazing. I love the part
where you said I was strange.

1661
01:33:24,725 --> 01:33:28,020
I did say that, didn't I?
I was hoping I heard myself wrong.

1662
01:33:28,187 --> 01:33:29,688
Was that all right?

1663
01:33:29,855 --> 01:33:34,318
So when you get your act together,
you should call me.

1664
01:33:35,027 --> 01:33:38,197
Yeah. Did I not say that?
No.

1665
01:33:38,572 --> 01:33:39,657
I didn't say I'm calling?

1666
01:33:39,824 --> 01:33:43,244
No. You just were like, I'm weird,
but we could still be good together.

1667
01:33:43,410 --> 01:33:47,081
And we could love each other. You know,
you want your alone time for six months.

1668
01:33:47,248 --> 01:33:49,237
Walk around, maybe get
to think about things.

1669
01:33:49,249 --> 01:33:51,460
Definitely meant to say
I'm calling in six months.

1670
01:33:51,627 --> 01:33:55,422
It was the whole reason to come here.
I'm so sorry.

1671
01:33:57,716 --> 01:33:59,009
Hmm.

1672
01:34:02,721 --> 01:34:04,223
They're playing our song.

1673
01:34:04,390 --> 01:34:06,851
Yeah, does Cyndi Lauper
have to be our song?

1674
01:34:07,017 --> 01:34:12,940
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick
And think of you.

1675
01:34:13,107 --> 01:34:20,114
Caught up in circles
Confusion is nothing new.

1676
01:34:20,281 --> 01:34:22,950
It's okay to cry, honey. Or laugh.

1677
01:34:23,117 --> 01:34:25,911
There's no correct response.
I know, Mommy.

1678
01:34:26,871 --> 01:34:28,080
Mwah.
Stay in touch, okay?

1679
01:34:28,247 --> 01:34:31,125
Sissy, my turn, my turn, my turn. Oh, yeah.

1680
01:34:31,292 --> 01:34:33,544
Buckle that good. Ls it buckled?
Okay, good.

1681
01:34:33,711 --> 01:34:35,254
Bye, Wendy.
Bye, Annie.

1682
01:34:35,421 --> 01:34:37,506
All right. Drive safe.

1683
01:34:40,426 --> 01:34:41,427
I love you, Judd.

1684
01:34:42,094 --> 01:34:44,638
Are you gonna be okay
with those two little kids on the plane?

1685
01:34:44,805 --> 01:34:47,558
Deflecting emotion with logistics. Nice.

1686
01:34:47,725 --> 01:34:50,060
Well, it's what we do.

1687
01:34:50,227 --> 01:34:51,787
I'm gonna come in when the baby's born.

1688
01:34:51,937 --> 01:34:53,397
You keep me posted.
I will.

1689
01:34:53,564 --> 01:34:55,608
No, you won't. But I'm coming anyway.
Heh.

1690
01:34:57,234 --> 01:35:00,529
Goodbye.
I'll see you soon, Dad.

1691
01:35:00,696 --> 01:35:02,948
Mm.
Heh.

1692
01:35:42,446 --> 01:35:43,739
And then there were three.

1693
01:35:45,032 --> 01:35:48,494
So Mom just wakes up one morning
and decides she's a lesbian.

1694
01:35:48,661 --> 01:35:50,955
Yeah, it's been that
kind of week, hasn't it?

1695
01:35:53,207 --> 01:35:54,500
So...

1696
01:35:55,584 --> 01:35:57,378
Phillip.
Needs a job.

1697
01:35:57,544 --> 01:36:00,005
You need a job.
I'll be okay.

1698
01:36:00,756 --> 01:36:02,299
Do you really believe that?

1699
01:36:05,511 --> 01:36:07,346
I'm getting there.

1700
01:36:12,476 --> 01:36:14,812
Dad always had a soft spot for him,
didn't he?

1701
01:36:14,979 --> 01:36:17,059
I think he liked us
because we were kind of like him.

1702
01:36:17,189 --> 01:36:19,109
He likes Phillip
because he was nothing like him.

1703
01:36:22,111 --> 01:36:24,863
Okay, I'll bring him into the business.

1704
01:36:25,030 --> 01:36:26,699
Yeah?
Yeah.

1705
01:36:26,865 --> 01:36:30,703
Oh, Paul. You are a good guy.
The secret's out.

1706
01:36:30,869 --> 01:36:33,539
He's the good brother.
Very cool of you. Thank you.

1707
01:36:33,706 --> 01:36:37,751
Okay, okay. Before you get too
excited, here's the deal:

1708
01:36:37,918 --> 01:36:41,046
When it comes to Phillip screwing up,
like he will...

1709
01:36:41,213 --> 01:36:43,382
you and I are partners, 50-50.

1710
01:36:43,549 --> 01:36:46,719
Okay?
That is a deal. You got it.

1711
01:36:46,885 --> 01:36:52,850
Have you guys tried this kugel?
It's terrible. Ha-ha-ha.

1712
01:36:53,017 --> 01:36:54,852
Oh, shit, I just spit in the kugel.

1713
01:36:55,311 --> 01:36:57,791
I'm gonna live to regret this, aren't I?
Of course you are.

1714
01:36:57,896 --> 01:37:00,524
Let me out it off the one side.
I'll get you some.

1715
01:38:02,628 --> 01:38:05,130
Slipping away in broad daylight?

1716
01:38:05,297 --> 01:38:07,299
Yeah.

1717
01:38:08,133 --> 01:38:10,636
I just wasn't up to the drama
of a big goodbye, so...

1718
01:38:10,803 --> 01:38:12,471
No, I get it.

1719
01:38:14,723 --> 01:38:16,266
So Paul offered me the job.

1720
01:38:17,142 --> 01:38:18,310
Great.

1721
01:38:18,477 --> 01:38:21,397
I told him I'd mull it over.
You know, consider my options.

1722
01:38:21,563 --> 01:38:22,731
I don't wanna seem too eager.

1723
01:38:24,817 --> 01:38:27,653
You're an idiot.
I really am. Heh.

1724
01:38:27,820 --> 01:38:29,446
Come here.

1725
01:38:30,656 --> 01:38:32,574
I'll see you later, little brother.

1726
01:38:33,367 --> 01:38:34,952
Bye.

1727
01:38:35,994 --> 01:38:37,704
Come here.

1728
01:38:39,915 --> 01:38:42,584
Are we doing this ironically or...?

1729
01:38:42,751 --> 01:38:45,629
We can tell ourselves that.
Okay, good.

1730
01:38:52,511 --> 01:38:54,346
Okay, keep in touch.

1731
01:38:54,371 --> 01:38:56,371
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