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-要開始囉
-快點開始

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-要開始囉
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-要開始囉
-快點開始

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-要開始囉
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-要開始囉
-快點開始

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我閃人囉

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預備備

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要開始囉

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探索一族聽好了

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先問一下，你們知道啥叫生活？

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給我用心想想，這很重要

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指尖的脈動給它夠跳

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盡情搖滾直到頭昏

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隨著旋律舞出自己

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內心澎湃，給它跳下去

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張開雙臂，獲得真心擁抱

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什麼人種無所謂

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-生命就要…
-盡情揮灑

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別好高騖遠就能達標

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想黑我們，門都沒有

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有了音樂，通行無阻

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旋律環繞我的身心

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給予我正能量和愛

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一如和平鴿沖上天

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我們逛一整天了，大大

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您不尬意前面幾間

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但真正厲害的在這裡啦

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這是鼠國帝寶

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等等，這樣說是不是冒犯了好野人？

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請看，拍謝，電梯正在修

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讚，我看到囉，你窩在新家

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突然喘不過氣，感到頭暈，只要一推

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登登，看看這景觀

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無敵美景唄

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這裡應有盡有，內建音響

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但要小心，這種椅子容易著火

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冷笑話，其實沒在說笑

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傑利大爺，這裡的確有點兩光

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但說真的，你錢不夠就別肖想住豪宅

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你怎麼落跑啦

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還沒看後車廂耶

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（中央公園）

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（麥迪遜廣場花園，約翰傳奇演唱會）

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（特別嘉賓，湯姆貓）

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（林肯廣場停車場，置物箱）

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爸你看，瞎貓在彈琴

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這城市怪事特別多

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沒什麼好看的

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沒想到貓這麼會彈琴，還是隻瞎貓耶

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超酷的貓

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（神奇湯姆貓）

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那隻貓看不見耶

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酷斃了

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（跳舞傑利鼠）

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好醋咪

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彈琴的瞎貓被比下去了

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他看得見

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他騙人，他只是賣藝的普通街貓

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把錢還我

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（打工快遞王）

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你還好嗎？

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走路要看路，你差點害我破相

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天公伯啊

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開除我？為什麼？

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你把一整籃內衣撒在馬路上

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拜託，怪不了我，是貓鼠大戰害的

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誰都知道這準沒好事

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四週後再來申請

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不，行個好幫幫忙，這樣很不厚道耶

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上週我陪客戶健身一小時

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是我幫他達到瘦身目標

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好吧，那可不可以…

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雇用我當你的助理？

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佛瑞斯特小姐，你只做了兩個月

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事情不是你說了算

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反正我不適合幹這差事

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-加一
-那我不幹了

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（如意閣大酒店）

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-來啦
-嗨

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又想來吃霸王餐？

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剛來這裡？

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算吧

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聽好了，想要了解紐約市

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就要真正給它逛一圈

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你需要導遊嗎？
我能帶你享受星級美食參加名人趴

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價格公道服務好

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我不是遊客

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那你幹嘛帶著行李箱？

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我來面試臨時員工

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那場世紀婚禮

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什麼婚禮？

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布麗塔和班

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（社交名流世紀婚禮）

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高富帥配上白富美

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紐約社交界的一對寵兒

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婚禮一定超盛大

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這酒店在找人？

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對，但要求很嚴格

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絕對不會用你這種人

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請問你叫什麼名字？

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琳達沛利巴頓

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琳達沛利巴頓，可惜你沒通過面試

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什麼？

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面試從你進門就開始了

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沒人通知我啊

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如意閣大酒店的員工一定要機靈

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反應快速，最重要的是

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守口如瓶

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要是告訴來路不明的陌生人

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酒店私人活動的內部情報

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這樣絕對不符合資格

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-可是…
-履歷表給我看看，可以嗎？

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當然可以

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謝謝

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-你的工作經驗非常豐富
-沒錯

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-多謝酒店？
-是朵榭

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阿瑪達，這些都是酒店？

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但都不在紐約

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-我剛從倫敦搬來
-聽著，琳達

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你不適合這種週末打工

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我們要找的是

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本地人

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我明白了，謝謝給我面試機會

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（琳達沛利巴頓，專案經理）

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嗨，我想應徵週末臨時員工

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這是你的履歷嗎？

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-不是
-你的經驗好豐富

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我不是蓋的

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你肯定能錄取

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我馬上打給專案部門

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馬上？

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是啊

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蘿拉

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我想去買件外套來換

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商店街在左手邊

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感謝

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櫃台有位小姐來應徵

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哎呀呀

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大家照過來，跟你們打包票

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湯姆貓想溜進酒店

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看他賊頭賊腦的

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傻眼貓咪，這酒店是我們的地盤

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看也知道你沒膽到我們地盤鬧事

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兄弟安啦，這誤會可大了

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對吧，湯姆？

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你在笑我嗎？你算老幾敢笑我

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快點，老闆，嘴回去

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-我想啊，不用你起鬨，我來搞定
-小的錯了

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你要回答我嗎？

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要死啦，緊急狀況，快逃啊

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煩不煩吶

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-拉我一把，我腿短
-後會有期，湯姆

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-走開
-給我回來

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（歡迎傑利鼠）

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（甜蜜的家）

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歡迎

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感謝

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-早安
-你一定是…

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我是佛瑞斯特，叫我凱拉

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先說聲抱歉，履歷表剩一半

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樓下有個小孩

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想把泡泡糖黏在桌子下面

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我就撕了一角清掉

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很好，我是特倫斯曼德薩，活動經理

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這是亨利杜布羅先生

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幸會

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酒店的總經理

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那牠八成是水族箱經理囉

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牠是歌蒂，金魚當什麼經理

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見笑了

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你的履歷表非常精彩

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朵榭酒店？

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朵榭酒店喔

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我不愛攀關係，不過啊

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你一定認識喬瑟芬潘妮貝克女士

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她是我在康乃爾大學的老師

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那是1865年由康先生創立的長春藤名校

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我在那裡讀到碩士

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只是隨口說說

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我跟小潘潘是好麻吉，好巧喔

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小潘潘？

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還是言歸正傳吧，你必定知道

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這週末我們要辦一場盛大婚禮

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我當然知道班和布麗塔的婚禮

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總之，我們需要幫手

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但本酒店對職員的服務水準要求很高

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-那當然
-說真的

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這麼出色的履歷難得一見

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不好意思

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這說穿了只是一張紙

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如果您想知道我是不是真材實料

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請讓我用行動…

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來證明

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你要撿或讓垃圾掉滿地？

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我撿

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扔進垃圾桶

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-特倫斯
-她以為金魚是部門經理

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是喔

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魚連腳都沒有，哪會做事

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特倫斯

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你錄取了

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-真假？
-真的

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謝謝您

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今天開始上班好嗎？

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太臨時了

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我很搶手的說，這樣好了

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我來安排一下，給你面子

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還有一件事

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我們會要求所有臨時員工

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這週住在酒店到婚禮當天

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以便隨時服務我們的貴賓

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你能接受這個條件嗎？

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我會全力配合

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醬子比較有味道

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收到，夥伴，使命必達

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好好表現

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綁起來比較專業

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早安

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經理，早安

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如意閣大酒店於1930年開幕

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1962年榮登約市地標

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內部經過兩次重大裝修

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服務品質一直穩坐業界龍頭

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接待過四任總統

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三任教宗、兩位國王、一位女王

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還有一堆名人

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酒店有260個房間

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104間套房，21層樓，高貴典雅

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熱水源源不絕

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寢具都是高檔純棉

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-扣子扣好
-抱歉

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SPA提供尊榮享受

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飛輪教練是環法大賽兩屆冠軍

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了解

237
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本酒店主辦的婚禮是前所未有的豪華

238
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,791
絕對十全十美，沒有之一

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世紀婚禮引來的大批媒體是最好宣傳

240
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,215
別弄了，拜託你

241
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,925
-是的
-好

242
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,636
只是領帶一直往上跑

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婚禮的菜色由酒店大廚阿傑師精心設計

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他是新生代明星主廚
米其林摘星是遲早的事

245
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海特，海特

246
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你們醒一醒

247
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,984
別想打混

248
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是誰謀殺了我的宮保雞丁？

249
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,865
少裝蒜，給我說啊

250
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,367
-我們走吧
-你就是一顆老鼠屎

251
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,829
他常爆氣但創意十足，是酒店的招牌

252
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,415
有些人覺得他火氣大，可是呢…

253
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,751
我覺得那叫熱情

254
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:23,836
聽到沒？

255
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,628
-聽到什麼？
-腳步聲

256
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:27,673
進口大理石

257
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,886
這是門僮加文，精通小道消息

258
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:37,015
她是凱拉，先前在倫敦的朵榭酒店工作

259
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,141
不會吧

260
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,061
對，這週她會幫忙

261
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,272
你一定超有料的

262
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早安

263
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喬伊也是門僮，活像是山頂洞人

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-蛤？
-甭管她

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好喔

266
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絕美的圓頂玻璃，真是無與倫比

267
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,454
絕對獨一無二

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我稱之為「如意閣的皇冠御寶」

269
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他是調酒師卡梅隆

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香檳開爆啦

271
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啥米碗糕？

272
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,763
看來你是喬登的粉絲

273
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,016
這雙是經典復刻版

274
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限量版呢，很貴吧

275
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-爆貴
-買到賺到

276
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,608
這可不是什麼寶物鑑定團

277
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借問你七早八早開什麼香檳？

278
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,739
櫃台說VIP到了，要我倒兩杯香檳

279
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-他們到了？
-是的

280
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,116
誰到了？

281
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,993
新郎新娘，跟我來

282
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,953
（如意閣大酒店）

283
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:53,091
哇塞，是不是很棒？

284
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:56,011
好棒棒，上週我們講好別太鋪張喔

285
00:18:56,136 --> 00:19:00,307
天上地下我只在意你的幸福

286
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:02,976
岳父大人會喜歡嗎？

287
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,145
你好像只關心我爸的想法

288
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,439
不如你跟他去度蜜月

289
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,441
讓一讓，大哥來了

290
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,694
這裡最好有全天候客房服務

291
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,196
對不對，嘟嘟？

292
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,247
班，布麗塔，歡迎再次光臨如意閣

293
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-感恩
-謝謝

294
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,917
提前祝賀兩位的婚禮

295
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,085
回來真好

296
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:29,711
-感謝，好貼心
-應該的

297
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:31,129
謝謝你們的安排

298
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,215
-特倫斯，相見歡
-感謝

299
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老鼠

300
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歐麥尬，史派克，快過來

301
00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:38,428
我的媽呀

302
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,931
別抓狂，快回來

303
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-抱歉
-沒什麼

304
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,894
-抱歉
-虛驚一場

305
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,896
抱歉，他有點激動

306
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是啊

307
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,816
她好乖喔

308
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,901
你對動物真有一套

309
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,488
嘟嘟挺怕生的，換種說法

310
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她會把人的臉抓花

311
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這個嘛，她能嗅出我是貓奴

312
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:07,124
凱拉是新來的，我正要跟她說明

313
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,460
本酒店向來不接受寵物

314
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:11,378
好傷

315
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:12,838
不過呢

316
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,508
這次為了兩位VIP特別破例

317
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,427
-你的手很痛吧？
-沒事

318
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,344
在流血耶

319
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,804
沒事，我們準備了一張表

320
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:24,057
列出這附近最高檔的狗公園

321
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,227
11街的很適合尊貴的狗狗

322
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,812
那邊的人會很兇嗎？

323
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,857
會對不綁狗鍊的狗狗吼叫嗎？

324
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,443
-史派克很…
-直說無妨

325
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,903
-他很討人厭
-是啊

326
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,321
他很討人厭？

327
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:40,324
我知道有個地方，在17街賣炸丸子的後面

328
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,700
不算是真正的狗公園

329
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,119
但主人可以讓狗自由跑來跑去

330
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,663
-知道的人不多
-這個提議太好了

331
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,124
-謝了，凱拉
-感恩咧，凱拉

332
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,251
不客氣

333
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:54,338
我是小粉絲，有關注你們的IG

334
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:57,299
天天看你們放閃好浪漫

335
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,635
還有那顆大鑽戒

336
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,053
-是啊
-對

337
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:05,265
月亮上的嫦娥都看得到，大氣喔

338
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,392
嫦娥看到我們一定會眼紅

339
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:09,978
會嫉妒到死

340
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,355
-識貨，謝謝
-這邊請

341
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:13,023
-好啊
-走囉，嘟嘟

342
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,191
走了，史派克

343
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,943
安全起見，我需要保險箱

344
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,361
這顆鑽戒價值連城

345
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,154
當然沒問題

346
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,709
-路上都順利吧？
-很順利，你好貼心

347
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:41,134
請別驚慌，應該是驚喜的叫聲

348
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:44,054
有客人乍見絕美的套房還會開心到昏倒

349
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,056
蘿拉，帶VIP去新婚套房

350
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,766
-恕我失陪
-沒問題

351
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:50,018
李奧嚇昏了

352
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:54,314
那隻老鼠踩了他的腳

353
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,859
特倫斯，我有多苦有多難

354
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,403
每天管理這票笨到…

355
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:03,866
我是說很有才的員工

356
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:07,202
現在連老鼠都跑來攪局

357
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,662
阿傑師，息怒

358
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,082
我知道事態嚴重

359
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:15,335
-包在我身上
-我來抓這鼠輩

360
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:18,338
管牠是公是母

361
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,840
可能是母的

362
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,758
-我不是重女輕男喔
-當然不是

363
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,927
-我沒歧視
-性別不重要

364
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:27,306
總之，我會抓到那隻小老鼠

365
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,766
而且沒人會發現

366
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:43,280
好，你瞭解這種事會影響酒店的名聲

367
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,241
-對
-要是老鼠照片被傳上推特

368
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:50,037
貼上IG和臉書或TikTok

369
00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:51,205
我們就完蛋了

370
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,957
不可能，這種事不會發生

371
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:55,876
姐做事包您滿意

372
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,754
那隻老鼠屎定了

373
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:02,841
我口袋很深，性感小妞

374
00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:05,385
我深藏不露，鈔票不見光

375
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,263
我不斷打拚，尼哥大大

376
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,016
水啦，都是烈酒惹的禍

377
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,477
-我幹嘛叩應？
-你幹嘛叩她？

378
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:16,563
-我到底幹嘛叩應？
-你幹嘛叩她？

379
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,107
我已經應有盡有

380
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:22,194
-我到底幹嘛叩應？
-你幹嘛叩她？

381
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:24,863
我已經應有盡有

382
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,448
你在幹嘛？

383
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,537
嚇死寶寶了

384
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,038
誰嚇誰啊

385
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:35,249
你在這偷偷摸摸幹嘛？

386
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,210
人家在抓老鼠啦

387
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:39,336
需要幫忙嗎？

388
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,756
你瞧不起新人？

389
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,219
你包準沒看過我的履歷

390
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:51,890
看了就知道本山人神通廣大

391
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,852
啥事都難不倒我

392
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,103
了解

393
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:59,481
再說抓一隻小老鼠有什麼難的

394
00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,650
說真的，我沒想到你會一口答應

395
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:04,486
我以為你是個跩跩的嬌嬌女

396
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:07,614
我對時下草莓族的行為很感冒

397
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:11,410
我的名字是凱拉

398
00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:13,036
我媽給我取的名字

399
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:14,705
好，凱拉

400
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:18,083
你的履歷表上應該沒寫會抓老鼠吧

401
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,461
如果你真的抓到，我請你喝飲料

402
00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:25,090
麻煩去準備開香檳囉

403
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:28,760
很快我就手到擒來

404
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,389
等一下

405
00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:35,559
搞什麼？

406
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:39,813
是誰放的？

407
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,191
（爛陷阱，傑利鼠）

408
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,067
怎麼回事？

409
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,197
對手比我想像的厲害

410
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,189
猜猜看誰在爽

411
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:26,235
幫幫忙，振作點好不好

412
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,404
你在扒垃圾，人家傑利在裡面吃大餐

413
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:33,242
看看他，小老鼠偷燈油，嗨翻天

414
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,077
你這隻貓還比不上老鼠

415
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,913
還不給我進去把那隻老鼠打趴

416
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:42,626
湯姆哥，貓和老鼠可以相親相愛

417
00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:45,379
傑利一定願意請你吃飯

418
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:49,007
蛤？算你走運，兒童片不宜暴力
貓和老鼠是天敵

419
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,677
人家傑利只是天真的小老鼠

420
00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:54,054
這樣不對喔，我們幹嘛老是互嗆？

421
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:55,764
我們是同一掛的，兄弟

422
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,182
吵下去不是辦法

423
00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,809
這次換個做法如何？

424
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:01,812
讓湯姆自己決定怎麼做

425
00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:03,939
真是個好點子

426
00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:05,816
湯姆，我相信你

427
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,238
蠢到不行，快去讓我驕傲

428
00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:04,977
造物主，你聽到沒？

429
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:08,522
讓我的寶貝活起來

430
00:28:46,852 --> 00:28:50,063
讓我的寶貝活起來

431
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,138
孤狼請說

432
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:24,306
誰？

433
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:29,770
-我是凱拉，孤狼是我為您取的代號
-我才不要

434
00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:32,773
找到哪個房間嗎？房客一直抱怨很吵

435
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:36,652
找到個頭，我是說我會搞定，請回答

436
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,071
給我快一點抓到老鼠

437
00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:42,324
幫幫忙，不准說「請回答」，又不是在演電影

438
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:46,453
管東管西的，這樣用對講機多無聊

439
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:48,497
我都聽到了

440
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:56,129
報告長官發現目標

441
00:29:56,338 --> 00:29:59,675
朝北前進，靠近房門

442
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:10,060
完了

443
00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:11,478
太夭壽了

444
00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:19,528
罪魁禍首，我認出你了

445
00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:24,199
在公園把我撞得四腳朝天的貓就是你

446
00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:26,159
你是衝著我來的嗎？

447
00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:29,204
你搞破壞是想整我

448
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:32,583
是要玩比手畫腳嗎？

449
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,460
好，兩個音節

450
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:37,171
一個字，是電影嗎？

451
00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:39,840
是卡通嗎？

452
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:41,675
是啥？小豬？

453
00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:48,307
老鼠？小老鼠？

454
00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:50,976
啥米？他也在這裡？

455
00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:53,353
夠了，我得抓到那個小耗子

456
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,439
不然我會丟飯碗

457
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,735
我想到了，你是貓

458
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:03,280
抓老鼠是貓的天性吧？

459
00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:09,828
你叫什麼？

460
00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:15,125
（姆湯）

461
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,294
這個厲害，姆湯

462
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:19,755
（湯姆）

463
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,006
湯姆？

464
00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:23,550
要是你被發現就慘了

465
00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,969
看你搞得亂七八糟的

466
00:31:26,136 --> 00:31:29,556
我們該怎麼辦？

467
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:31,850
要不要跟我聯手抓老鼠？

468
00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:34,478
抓到有大獎喔

469
00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:47,658
老闆，我是要她去解決麻煩，不是製造麻煩

470
00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:49,201
請聽聽我的想法

471
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:51,787
酒店出現老鼠

472
00:31:51,954 --> 00:31:54,456
我們能雇用捕鼠專家

473
00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:57,042
把整間酒店掀過來消毒

474
00:31:57,209 --> 00:31:59,962
到處噴灑藥水

475
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:04,341
讓班和布麗塔察覺老鼠可能會亂入婚禮

476
00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:09,763
或是我們能仰賴演化史上的鼠輩剋星

477
00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:12,391
這樣一來

478
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:15,602
既低調又環保

479
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:20,190
所以我找來幫手湯姆

480
00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:22,317
幫手？

481
00:32:22,401 --> 00:32:24,987
她是臨時員工，根本沒權力僱人

482
00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:27,281
-朵榭酒店就可以
-你認真？

483
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,324
朵榭才不會這樣亂搞

484
00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:30,909
我要打給潘妮貝克女士

485
00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:32,703
誰？

486
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:36,665
你是應該打給潘妮貝克女士問一下

487
00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,417
我現在就打給她

488
00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:40,961
絕對不行，誰都不准打電話

489
00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:44,089
雇貓一事要是傳出去

490
00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:45,382
鼠害問題就會洩漏

491
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,509
要是還傳出我們不願雇貓

492
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:50,345
動保團體一定會跑來酒店抗議

493
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,640
你的腦筋要轉得過來

494
00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:56,018
給他戴帽子

495
00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:59,813
-什麼？
-時髦的禮帽

496
00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:03,150
還要給他別名牌，那樣一定很討喜

497
00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:04,359
給我一分鐘

498
00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:07,404
老闆，您在說笑吧？

499
00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:09,156
帽子？

500
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:12,910
他使了眼色，他很想戴帽子

501
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,411
還有別名牌

502
00:33:14,703 --> 00:33:18,081
這方法別出心裁又恰到好處

503
00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:20,584
謝謝您，我很靠譜的

504
00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:22,669
就這麼辦，謝謝

505
00:33:47,069 --> 00:33:48,946
你的名牌歪掉了

506
00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:52,115
可以了，好

507
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,243
很帥喔

508
00:33:54,409 --> 00:33:56,620
我發現你是誰了

509
00:33:58,205 --> 00:33:59,456
你發現了？

510
00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:03,293
你就是時下的草莓族
自以為是，為所欲為

511
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:04,920
卻不想付出努力

512
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:06,672
買東西都要免運

513
00:34:08,966 --> 00:34:11,592
誰不愛免運？

514
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,889
這是競爭激烈的高檔產業

515
00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:19,309
我一步一腳印才當上經理

516
00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:22,312
我還想爬得更高，懂嗎？

517
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,982
貓抓老鼠的計畫一定要成功

518
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,065
因為不成功便成仁

519
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,860
我一定會讓你在紐約市混不下去

520
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:33,407
你也一樣，湯姆，就是你

521
00:34:33,574 --> 00:34:35,576
別高興太早，我會盯著你

522
00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:43,208
這是一場考驗，湯姆

523
00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:47,004
得了吧，他看衰我們

524
00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:48,714
這種人最機車了

525
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,341
（恭喜找到新工作，放馬過來，傑利鼠）

526
00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:54,719
我倆與眾不同，我們會堅持下去

527
00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,514
先去大廳找

528
00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:00,267
湯姆？

529
00:35:16,158 --> 00:35:18,869
還打，打完沒？

530
00:35:28,629 --> 00:35:31,924
臭貓，打頭會變笨，瞭不瞭？

531
00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:34,218
再讓我看見你，我會打爆你的頭

532
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:35,969
史派克，快過來

533
00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:40,641
又看見你了

534
00:36:11,922 --> 00:36:13,131
嘟嘟

535
00:36:16,051 --> 00:36:20,764
丫頭，你在幹嘛？我找了老半天

536
00:36:23,475 --> 00:36:25,519
湯姆，你在大廳幹嘛？

537
00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:32,150
原來你硬起來了

538
00:36:32,317 --> 00:36:34,903
你在尋找獵物

539
00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:39,241
精神可嘉

540
00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:43,704
嗅出小老鼠走過的痕跡，讚

541
00:36:44,663 --> 00:36:49,334
真有意思，你要兇猛一點

542
00:36:51,461 --> 00:36:54,923
好，怎樣啦，你在畫…

543
00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,550
我看看

544
00:36:56,717 --> 00:36:58,135
（通緝，不論死活）

545
00:36:58,302 --> 00:37:00,512
這招好老套

546
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:03,807
老鼠畫得不像，字也寫得好醜

547
00:37:03,974 --> 00:37:05,100
這樣行不通啦

548
00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:07,102
-你們在抓老鼠嗎？
-嚇一跳，嗨

549
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,147
喬伊，沒錯

550
00:37:10,314 --> 00:37:13,317
你們有去10樓那扇小門看看嗎？

551
00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:20,699
當初我以為自己突然變大，太玄了

552
00:37:20,866 --> 00:37:22,326
然後我看到旁邊的正常房門

553
00:37:22,492 --> 00:37:24,244
我又以為我有大小眼

554
00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:25,579
後來我狂眨眼才發現

555
00:37:25,746 --> 00:37:27,831
錯，是這個門太迷你了

556
00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:31,001
我就剪了超級小的毛巾放在門口

557
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,670
毛巾竟然不見了

558
00:37:37,299 --> 00:37:40,969
甘溫，你真是太妙了

559
00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:45,599
我很妙？有人稱讚我耶

560
00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:54,566
聽好，小痞子

561
00:37:55,359 --> 00:37:56,818
我們好好談談

562
00:38:03,158 --> 00:38:06,286
幹啥？給我的嗎？

563
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,372
謝啦

564
00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:11,083
哇塞，這也太精緻了

565
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,251
（傑利鼠，老鼠）

566
00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:14,378
有這麼小的印表機？

567
00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:17,673
還灑了香水？太瞎了

568
00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:21,093
聽好，老鼠先生

569
00:38:21,677 --> 00:38:25,055
傑利，我需要這份工作

570
00:38:25,222 --> 00:38:27,975
你也知道這是酒店

571
00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:31,895
你是老鼠，所以你得走人

572
00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:36,066
如果你不領情

573
00:38:37,025 --> 00:38:39,278
我只好把終結者請出來

574
00:38:57,379 --> 00:38:58,255
我的媽呀

575
00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:06,430
住手

576
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:15,314
竟敢打趴終結者

577
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,983
快開門，開門

578
00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:18,984
（傑利鼠）

579
00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:21,111
（松鼠特務）

580
00:39:21,278 --> 00:39:22,946
-我要進去
-凱拉

581
00:39:23,113 --> 00:39:26,700
衝三…請問有事嗎？

582
00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:28,535
馬上到新婚套房來見我

583
00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:29,912
立馬過去

584
00:39:31,455 --> 00:39:34,082
你給我想個辦法

585
00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:36,710
把那隻老鼠趕出去

586
00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:39,796
（如意閣大酒店）

587
00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:41,173
（如意閣大酒店，洗髮精）

588
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:52,267
請進

589
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:54,895
你們好

590
00:39:56,813 --> 00:40:00,025
拍謝，新婚套房難免一團亂

591
00:40:00,192 --> 00:40:01,026
哇

592
00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:04,571
特倫斯，謝謝推薦，這個超真實的

593
00:40:04,696 --> 00:40:06,615
跟我在外面打得一樣爛

594
00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:09,826
-好像是
-我把超多小白球打到湖裡

595
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:11,495
湖都快要填滿了

596
00:40:11,787 --> 00:40:14,164
寶貝，要不要休息一下？

597
00:40:14,331 --> 00:40:18,210
過來陪我玩嘛，我們能去大溪地潛水

598
00:40:18,377 --> 00:40:20,504
也能去阿爾卑斯滑雪

599
00:40:20,671 --> 00:40:23,757
或是去外星球也不賴

600
00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:25,884
聯手打異形

601
00:40:26,051 --> 00:40:27,427
凱拉，把盒子放下來吧

602
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:28,428
-抱歉
-放哪？

603
00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:29,429
-放在後面就好
-這裡？

604
00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:30,472
-好
-對

605
00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:32,516
特倫斯，那個先給我好嗎？

606
00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:33,809
好，但挺重的

607
00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:35,811
應該就是這個了

608
00:40:35,978 --> 00:40:38,355
為婚禮準備的小驚喜

609
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:40,440
來瞧瞧

610
00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:43,318
對了，能順便問你個意見嗎？

611
00:40:43,485 --> 00:40:45,320
-請說
-你覺得大象怎樣？

612
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,031
大象喔

613
00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:51,410
大象是很雄偉高貴的動物

614
00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:53,370
-放在婚禮上怎樣？
-婚禮上？

615
00:40:53,537 --> 00:40:54,663
正港的大象？

616
00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:55,956
對，一定很好玩

617
00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:58,166
寶貝，別鬧，不好玩

618
00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:04,423
這樣好了，就找大象來同歡吧

619
00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:06,592
您有沒有…

620
00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:10,596
考慮換成小型動物，像是倉鼠？

621
00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:11,638
倉鼠？

622
00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:13,140
-好古椎
-對啊

623
00:41:13,307 --> 00:41:16,435
倉鼠又不能騎，會被壓扁

624
00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:20,230
您能用一百隻倉鼠拉車送你們進場

625
00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:24,067
對耶，這主意也不賴

626
00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:27,529
寶貝，婚禮騎大象也行，你開心就好

627
00:41:27,696 --> 00:41:29,823
你開心，我就開心

628
00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:33,118
好吧，騎大象

629
00:41:33,285 --> 00:41:34,870
決定了，我們騎大象進場

630
00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:36,705
收到，我們會找來大象

631
00:41:38,415 --> 00:41:39,249
讚啦

632
00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:41,960
是電動滑板，我超愛的

633
00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:44,171
可以連WiFi

634
00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:46,840
為什麼滑板要連WiFi？

635
00:41:47,299 --> 00:41:48,509
因為老子有錢

636
00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:51,136
他很有梗吧

637
00:41:53,222 --> 00:41:54,806
喂？嗨

638
00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,226
-他就在旁邊
-是誰？

639
00:41:57,392 --> 00:41:58,352
我爸

640
00:41:58,519 --> 00:41:59,645
啥米？我看起來體面嗎？

641
00:41:59,811 --> 00:42:01,396
他又看不到

642
00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:02,439
也對

643
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:04,691
我接個電話

644
00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:08,987
岳父大人，您的聲音真是中氣十足

645
00:42:10,656 --> 00:42:13,075
如果還有事，請隨時打來

646
00:42:13,242 --> 00:42:14,701
我們會全力照辦

647
00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,620
有件事要麻煩經理

648
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:19,665
史派克剛吃了一堆零食

649
00:42:19,831 --> 00:42:22,376
他需要…你能幫忙嗎？

650
00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:26,922
-沒問題
-我要撇便

651
00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:29,299
謝謝

652
00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:31,385
凱拉，可不可以…

653
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,720
其實我想借一下凱拉

654
00:42:33,887 --> 00:42:37,307
一起挑伴娘的服飾

655
00:42:37,516 --> 00:42:39,434
-搭配顏色
-好啊

656
00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:40,853
我的眼光絕佳

657
00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:43,564
沒關係，凱拉幫我就行了

658
00:42:45,858 --> 00:42:48,151
快來牽我，快點

659
00:42:48,318 --> 00:42:49,486
好吧

660
00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,615
-沒問題
-謝謝，特倫斯

661
00:43:02,374 --> 00:43:03,792
-凱拉
-我在

662
00:43:03,959 --> 00:43:05,377
景觀好美

663
00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:07,963
伴娘禮服有哪些顏色？

664
00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:09,131
我的戒指掉了

665
00:43:09,715 --> 00:43:10,757
那顆大鑽戒？

666
00:43:10,924 --> 00:43:12,885
對，大鑽戒，我只有一顆

667
00:43:13,051 --> 00:43:16,013
-怎麼掉的？
-我預約了去SPA

668
00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:18,515
班要我把戒指放進保險箱

669
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:20,267
他總覺得我會弄丟

670
00:43:20,392 --> 00:43:22,019
結果你真的弄丟了

671
00:43:22,186 --> 00:43:23,645
我不知道放哪了

672
00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:25,606
搞不好被別人拿走了

673
00:43:25,772 --> 00:43:29,568
您覺得鑽戒還在SPA那嗎？

674
00:43:29,735 --> 00:43:30,861
也可能是泳池

675
00:43:31,028 --> 00:43:32,946
或是大廳，我今天找了一圈

676
00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,532
但我不想讓班知道不見了

677
00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:39,870
是嗎？他看起來人很好又體貼

678
00:43:40,037 --> 00:43:41,413
那顆鑽戒價值連城

679
00:43:42,206 --> 00:43:43,832
-明白
-嗨

680
00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:45,459
-嗨
-嗨

681
00:43:45,626 --> 00:43:46,543
我爸找你幹嘛？

682
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:48,795
沒事，他想跟準女婿麻吉一點

683
00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:50,297
真好

684
00:43:54,885 --> 00:43:56,053
你的戒指呢？

685
00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:57,846
哪個戒指？

686
00:43:58,013 --> 00:44:02,184
訂婚戒指啊，我送你的真愛大鑽戒

687
00:44:04,353 --> 00:44:05,229
我…

688
00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:07,564
那個…

689
00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:10,108
還是我來說好了

690
00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:11,527
我把戒指拿走了

691
00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:15,030
沒錯，我送去做保養

692
00:44:15,197 --> 00:44:17,616
珠寶部門的人保證

693
00:44:17,783 --> 00:44:19,618
婚禮上鑽戒會更閃閃動人

694
00:44:19,785 --> 00:44:21,411
亮得跟鑽石一樣

695
00:44:21,578 --> 00:44:22,996
很好，真貼心

696
00:44:23,163 --> 00:44:24,873
-謝謝
-謝謝，凱拉

697
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,584
到時我們會多付你小費表示感謝

698
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,503
您真是太客氣了

699
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:30,671
-謝謝
-愛你們喔

700
00:44:30,838 --> 00:44:32,005
-愛你
-不同的愛啦

701
00:44:33,841 --> 00:44:34,675
感恩

702
00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:36,343
應該的

703
00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:39,555
借過一下

704
00:44:41,431 --> 00:44:42,641
慢點，慢點

705
00:44:44,101 --> 00:44:45,519
停下來啦

706
00:44:47,688 --> 00:44:49,773
不不，等等

707
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:51,525
-幹嘛？
-有感覺了

708
00:44:51,692 --> 00:44:52,943
你沒事吧？

709
00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:54,528
-爽啦
-千萬不要

710
00:44:54,695 --> 00:44:57,823
拜託別叭了，狗狗都被你嚇到挫賽

711
00:44:57,990 --> 00:45:00,492
你到底是吃了多少零食啦

712
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,830
真有你的，好吧

713
00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:10,711
我在撿狗大便，沒看到他很故意？

714
00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:12,171
走吧

715
00:45:12,588 --> 00:45:15,549
（禁止進入）

716
00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:28,770
喬伊

717
00:45:28,937 --> 00:45:29,771
（洗髮精）

718
00:45:29,855 --> 00:45:32,566
凱拉，抓到老鼠沒？

719
00:45:32,733 --> 00:45:35,402
還在抓，順便問你一件事

720
00:45:35,569 --> 00:45:37,571
假設某個VIP弄丟戒指

721
00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:41,783
但本人想要神不知鬼不覺
找到那枚戒指

722
00:45:42,826 --> 00:45:44,786
你想本人應該上哪找？

723
00:45:45,204 --> 00:45:47,164
真有意思，我喜歡解謎

724
00:45:48,207 --> 00:45:50,751
如果我是本人

725
00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:53,504
只是假裝啦，但難講喔

726
00:45:53,670 --> 00:45:56,632
總有一天夢想會成真

727
00:45:56,798 --> 00:45:58,509
VIP

728
00:46:00,344 --> 00:46:02,304
拍謝，歪樓了

729
00:46:02,888 --> 00:46:04,431
這要看失物有多大

730
00:46:04,765 --> 00:46:07,643
是車子嗎？活的嗎？狗狗嗎？

731
00:46:08,185 --> 00:46:09,561
我也經常丟三落四

732
00:46:09,728 --> 00:46:12,648
上週我把我底迪弄丟，拜託別說出去

733
00:46:12,814 --> 00:46:15,817
我對自己說，別晃神了

734
00:46:15,984 --> 00:46:18,445
謝天謝地，他…

735
00:46:22,032 --> 00:46:22,866
哇咧

736
00:48:07,971 --> 00:48:09,264
（危險，請勿碰觸）

737
00:48:10,265 --> 00:48:14,102
（國際航空快遞）

738
00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:23,946
湯姆，幹嘛？冷靜啦

739
00:48:24,112 --> 00:48:27,032
把門釘死也關不住那隻小壞蛋

740
00:48:29,743 --> 00:48:30,994
你是說他走了

741
00:48:33,163 --> 00:48:37,084
真的走得老遠，你確定？

742
00:48:38,836 --> 00:48:41,338
棒呆了，湯姆

743
00:48:41,964 --> 00:48:44,216
晚上請你喝熱牛奶

744
00:48:44,466 --> 00:48:45,342
讚啦

745
00:48:48,637 --> 00:48:50,097
杜布羅先生

746
00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:53,725
很高興向您報告我和湯姆的任務

747
00:48:53,892 --> 00:48:54,977
已圓滿達成

748
00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:57,521
太好了，接著要想想怎麼資遣他

749
00:48:57,688 --> 00:48:59,857
免得他去勞工局投訴

750
00:48:59,982 --> 00:49:01,900
資遣費我不會少給

751
00:49:02,067 --> 00:49:03,944
-明白
-免費吃鮪魚一個月？

752
00:49:04,611 --> 00:49:05,863
貓愛吃魚的

753
00:49:06,029 --> 00:49:07,573
一家給一袋

754
00:49:07,739 --> 00:49:11,368
要確定客人一來就能拿到禮品

755
00:49:11,535 --> 00:49:13,662
新娘很滿意你的表現

756
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,292
那怎麼好意思
我會盡力協助婚禮大小事

757
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,710
他們的壓力山大

758
00:49:19,877 --> 00:49:22,880
婚禮算是測試真愛的絕佳考驗

759
00:49:23,046 --> 00:49:25,090
山盟海誓只是口頭說說

760
00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:28,051
重要的是要頂得住壓力

761
00:49:28,135 --> 00:49:32,264
有些夫妻挺身面對挑戰，有些撐不過

762
00:49:33,765 --> 00:49:35,851
講得好，我要做筆記

763
00:49:40,272 --> 00:49:43,901
湯姆跟你說好消息了嗎？

764
00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:47,529
老鼠問題已正式解決

765
00:49:47,613 --> 00:49:50,365
美眉霸氣，一出手就搞定

766
00:49:50,532 --> 00:49:51,366
沒錯

767
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,704
那說好的慶祝呢？

768
00:49:56,038 --> 00:49:57,456
汽水馬上送來

769
00:49:57,539 --> 00:50:00,459
那不是好棒棒，說好的香檳呢

770
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,132
那隻貓鋼琴彈得真好

771
00:50:07,299 --> 00:50:08,675
你應該當他的經紀人

772
00:50:09,927 --> 00:50:11,887
對耶，有何不可

773
00:50:12,054 --> 00:50:13,805
大家會見識到我超殺的

774
00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:17,184
然後讓我轉正職，擔任要務

775
00:50:17,351 --> 00:50:20,521
有人自以為能三級跳呢

776
00:50:21,939 --> 00:50:23,190
才不是啦

777
00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:27,402
在我的家鄉沒機會出頭

778
00:50:27,569 --> 00:50:30,030
-在哪？
-賓州的小鎮

779
00:50:30,572 --> 00:50:33,408
想像未來一點發展都沒有

780
00:50:33,575 --> 00:50:35,202
我好悶

781
00:50:35,953 --> 00:50:37,996
我只想找到自信，讓我感覺…

782
00:50:38,288 --> 00:50:39,164
舉足輕重

783
00:50:39,665 --> 00:50:41,083
對

784
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,502
紐約是找回自信的好所在

785
00:50:43,669 --> 00:50:46,046
聽說你的履歷不得了

786
00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:47,840
那個嘛

787
00:50:48,006 --> 00:50:51,844
幹嘛謙虛，你想要做什麼大事都行

788
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:56,431
你證明了自己不但要有漂亮履歷
也有打天下的本事，對吧？

789
00:50:56,598 --> 00:50:57,891
說得我好害羞

790
00:51:04,064 --> 00:51:05,732
嘟嘟要修指甲

791
00:51:05,858 --> 00:51:07,943
凱拉說你們有寵物美容

792
00:51:08,485 --> 00:51:10,529
現在就能把她送過去

793
00:51:10,696 --> 00:51:12,030
太好了

794
00:51:17,953 --> 00:51:19,413
請聽

795
00:51:20,497 --> 00:51:22,332
你不懂嗎，寶貝？

796
00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:26,962
妹子，你不懂嗎，寶貝？

797
00:51:28,505 --> 00:51:32,134
你不懂嗎，寶貝？

798
00:51:32,301 --> 00:51:35,095
小美眉，你怎能不懂

799
00:51:37,055 --> 00:51:39,725
請聽我說，寶貝

800
00:51:40,767 --> 00:51:44,730
美眉，我為你痴狂

801
00:51:45,147 --> 00:51:48,650
把燈光調暗

802
00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:52,237
請把燈光調暗

803
00:51:55,073 --> 00:51:57,075
越暗越好

804
00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:00,704
求你把燈光調暗

805
00:52:03,123 --> 00:52:05,083
-走吧，寶貝，感謝
-不客氣

806
00:52:10,714 --> 00:52:11,715
要死啦

807
00:52:15,969 --> 00:52:18,764
不要打了，你們兩個

808
00:52:19,765 --> 00:52:21,934
他為什麼還活著？為什麼還在這？

809
00:52:23,101 --> 00:52:24,520
你自找的，傑利

810
00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:26,063
我要叫滅鼠專家來

811
00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:29,525
你怎麼有布麗塔的戒指？

812
00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:31,568
就是你偷走的？

813
00:52:31,735 --> 00:52:34,363
給我，放下戒指

814
00:52:37,950 --> 00:52:39,451
你到底想怎樣？

815
00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:44,456
你想留在這裡？你這個小騙子

816
00:52:44,623 --> 00:52:47,751
那我有個條件

817
00:52:48,418 --> 00:52:50,170
免驚，我會搞定

818
00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:51,588
湯姆

819
00:52:51,755 --> 00:52:53,382
-借過
-他跑去哪了？

820
00:52:53,465 --> 00:52:55,843
-借過
-湯姆，他跑去哪了？

821
00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:57,845
-快去找他
-別跑，給我站好

822
00:52:58,345 --> 00:53:00,013
別跑，別跑

823
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:02,891
賣鬧啦，我才是老大

824
00:53:07,646 --> 00:53:11,358
臨時員工還敢摸魚
在值班時來酒吧鬼混

825
00:53:11,441 --> 00:53:13,777
-我們只是…
-特倫斯，我們在慶功

826
00:53:13,944 --> 00:53:15,946
酒店的老鼠問題解決了

827
00:53:16,029 --> 00:53:18,866
喔耶，恭喜咧，團結力量大，對吧？

828
00:53:19,032 --> 00:53:21,410
對，都解決了吧，湯姆？

829
00:53:21,577 --> 00:53:25,747
完全解決了吧，湯姆

830
00:53:25,831 --> 00:53:27,082
他想要幹嘛？

831
00:53:27,165 --> 00:53:28,834
他沒想要幹嘛

832
00:53:28,917 --> 00:53:30,127
那你在緊張什麼？

833
00:53:30,669 --> 00:53:31,962
你好像很緊張

834
00:53:32,129 --> 00:53:33,630
-我哪有緊張
-是嗎？

835
00:53:33,797 --> 00:53:34,965
你口袋裡是什麼？

836
00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:38,135
特倫斯

837
00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:39,845
-等等，老鼠在你口袋裡
-特倫斯，你在幹嘛？

838
00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:40,929
老鼠在她口袋裡

839
00:53:42,347 --> 00:53:43,807
給我回來啊

840
00:53:50,355 --> 00:53:51,773
很抱歉

841
00:53:59,031 --> 00:54:00,365
過來，沒膽貓

842
00:54:07,956 --> 00:54:09,124
大家冷靜

843
00:54:11,877 --> 00:54:12,836
不要

844
00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:27,518
有老鼠

845
00:55:15,858 --> 00:55:17,526
這全是你搞的

846
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,466
凱拉，你怎麼解釋？

847
00:55:41,633 --> 00:55:44,428
這是誤會，天大的誤會

848
00:55:44,595 --> 00:55:45,888
你太失職了

849
00:55:46,054 --> 00:55:48,682
這也反映出你說謊成性

850
00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:53,562
酒店這次糗大了

851
00:55:53,729 --> 00:55:56,648
您的面子都丟光，代誌大條了

852
00:55:56,815 --> 00:55:57,649
說得對

853
00:55:59,276 --> 00:56:01,778
-特倫斯，我要你暫時停職
-什麼？

854
00:56:01,945 --> 00:56:04,740
顯然你應付不了這場世紀婚禮

855
00:56:04,865 --> 00:56:06,909
你有點失常，最好休息一下

856
00:56:06,992 --> 00:56:09,453
等一下，您好像誤會了什麼

857
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:12,331
讓我說明來龍去脈

858
00:56:12,497 --> 00:56:16,960
她硬要雇用的貓沒抓到老鼠

859
00:56:17,127 --> 00:56:19,588
凱拉說老鼠問題解決了，沒錯吧？

860
00:56:20,589 --> 00:56:21,757
那是當然了

861
00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:24,426
才怪，老鼠明明還在

862
00:56:26,637 --> 00:56:30,307
把大廳搞得亂七八糟的老鼠

863
00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:31,558
還在酒店裡

864
00:56:31,725 --> 00:56:34,269
我看到他捲入動物混戰

865
00:56:34,353 --> 00:56:37,022
特倫斯，你在胡說什麼？沒人看到老鼠

866
00:56:37,105 --> 00:56:40,734
-我就看到老鼠了
-大家只看到你對佛瑞斯特小姐大吼大叫

867
00:56:40,817 --> 00:56:43,028
還把新郎的鬥牛犬帶進酒吧

868
00:56:43,195 --> 00:56:44,738
她還不是把那隻臭貓帶進去

869
00:56:44,905 --> 00:56:46,949
湯姆是我們的員工

870
00:56:47,115 --> 00:56:48,075
他有戴名牌

871
00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:50,327
太荒唐了，我快瘋了

872
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:51,537
你的行為真的很瘋

873
00:56:51,703 --> 00:56:54,540
你造成酒店幾十萬元的毀損

874
00:56:54,706 --> 00:56:56,041
你嚇到客人

875
00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:59,878
現在又想把整件事推到凱拉頭上

876
00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:03,131
你別想打如意算盤

877
00:57:03,298 --> 00:57:08,011
你不能在活動進行時開除活動經理

878
00:57:08,178 --> 00:57:10,556
那你自己辭職好了，特倫斯

879
00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:12,516
別逼我叫保全過來

880
00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:13,642
求您手下留情

881
00:57:17,479 --> 00:57:18,981
那好

882
00:57:19,773 --> 00:57:20,774
很好

883
00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:27,030
我好怕喔

884
00:57:28,699 --> 00:57:30,450
要撿你自己撿

885
00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:35,747
不要用尾巴戳耳朵，噁心死了

886
00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:38,959
這下麻煩大了

887
00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:40,002
是啊

888
00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:41,670
我竟然開除了活動經理

889
00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:45,048
本酒店歷年來最重要的活動近在眼前

890
00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:49,052
但我有自信叫特倫斯回家吃自己

891
00:57:49,219 --> 00:57:52,181
全因為你的工作經驗比他豐富多了

892
00:57:52,347 --> 00:57:53,348
什麼意思？

893
00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:55,225
布麗塔小姐打電話給我

894
00:57:55,309 --> 00:57:57,561
她說你神不知鬼不覺

895
00:57:57,728 --> 00:58:00,564
替她找回一樣重要的寶貝

896
00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:02,900
你太有才了，凱拉

897
00:58:03,066 --> 00:58:06,403
你能勝任臨時的活動經理嗎？

898
00:58:07,571 --> 00:58:09,364
真的假的？

899
00:58:09,531 --> 00:58:10,782
我當然願意

900
00:58:10,949 --> 00:58:12,117
工作非常繁重喔

901
00:58:12,242 --> 00:58:15,579
長官，工作繁重是我的座右銘

902
00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:19,041
有姐在安啦，一定包您滿意

903
00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:20,417
雖然你才剛來

904
00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:24,046
但你的豐功偉業讓我相信你夠格

905
00:58:24,213 --> 00:58:26,465
再說如果這場婚禮辦得好

906
00:58:26,632 --> 00:58:29,468
週一我們能討論讓你轉正職

907
00:58:30,219 --> 00:58:33,263
我向您保證

908
00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:36,225
我一定會辦成一場完美婚禮

909
00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:46,318
夠了，你們別吵了

910
00:58:46,485 --> 00:58:49,154
你們根本是歡喜冤家

911
00:58:49,988 --> 00:58:52,783
聽著，首先我要謝謝你偷走戒指

912
00:58:54,034 --> 00:58:56,453
歸還戒指幫了我大忙

913
00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:57,871
不跟你計較了

914
00:58:58,038 --> 00:59:02,042
記得我說過
你們能不能留下不歸我管吧

915
00:59:02,292 --> 00:59:03,502
這個嘛

916
00:59:04,837 --> 00:59:07,047
看好了

917
00:59:07,798 --> 00:59:09,508
我當上了經理

918
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,219
這場婚禮責任非同小可

919
00:59:12,386 --> 00:59:14,179
這是我夢寐以求的大好機會

920
00:59:14,304 --> 00:59:15,931
我不能搞砸

921
00:59:16,098 --> 00:59:18,183
你們兩個必須離開

922
00:59:23,689 --> 00:59:25,649
別在那裡裝可憐

923
00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:32,239
好啦

924
00:59:32,406 --> 00:59:36,535
你們可以留下，但不能吵架

925
00:59:36,869 --> 00:59:39,997
你們還亂入大廳搞破壞

926
00:59:40,163 --> 00:59:42,666
你們想要留下來，對吧？

927
00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:46,503
好，首要條件

928
00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:50,799
你們倆要證明能相親相愛

929
00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:55,012
婚禮時閃得遠遠的，懂了沒？

930
00:59:55,679 --> 00:59:59,850
明天，我計畫讓你們倆整天黏在一起

931
01:00:00,601 --> 01:00:03,228
手牽手在紐約市趴趴走

932
01:00:03,562 --> 01:00:07,232
只要你們做得到就可以留下來

933
01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:09,026
一言為定？

934
01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:15,073
早上9點車子會來接你們，別遲到

935
01:01:02,037 --> 01:01:03,997
大家拜託安靜

936
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:07,417
請安靜

937
01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:10,462
有緊急事件的先舉手

938
01:01:10,629 --> 01:01:12,297
要真的很緊急喔

939
01:01:13,507 --> 01:01:15,259
那每個人輪流說好了

940
01:01:15,425 --> 01:01:16,885
我剛才手被門夾到

941
01:01:16,969 --> 01:01:18,929
幫幫忙，別說些有的沒的

942
01:01:20,347 --> 01:01:21,431
凱拉小公主

943
01:01:21,932 --> 01:01:23,559
你確定老鼠走了嗎？

944
01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:27,771
聽說貴賓當中有米其林評審員

945
01:01:27,938 --> 01:01:31,733
萬一出錯，我和我兒子就會失業

946
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:36,238
阿傑師，放一百個心，老鼠解決了

947
01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:37,823
還有誰要提出問題嗎？

948
01:01:37,990 --> 01:01:40,617
大象來了，麻煩去處理

949
01:01:40,868 --> 01:01:42,077
卡梅隆

950
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:46,123
沒看到我在忙唄，愛說笑

951
01:01:46,290 --> 01:01:48,166
真的有大象在外面

952
01:01:59,136 --> 01:02:00,679
要放哪裡？

953
01:02:01,638 --> 01:02:03,307
你說大象嗎？

954
01:02:03,473 --> 01:02:04,892
不能放在車上

955
01:02:04,975 --> 01:02:07,936
對，太不人道了

956
01:02:09,646 --> 01:02:12,065
放在停車場好了

957
01:02:12,232 --> 01:02:13,108
好

958
01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:16,236
別緊張，林汪

959
01:02:43,472 --> 01:02:46,308
請把孔雀趕進員工休息室

960
01:02:46,475 --> 01:02:50,646
訓練師說這季節
孔雀需要空間聯誼和交配

961
01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:54,691
牠們當眾交配不太好吧

962
01:02:54,775 --> 01:02:56,944
這可是婚禮，不是求偶趴

963
01:02:57,027 --> 01:03:00,239
快把牠們帶到員工休息室

964
01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:03,450
我要學孔雀說話

965
01:03:03,951 --> 01:03:06,453
牠們好像聽懂了

966
01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:11,041
（劍齒虎）

967
01:03:19,675 --> 01:03:21,343
（請勿碰觸）

968
01:04:07,931 --> 01:04:09,808
凱拉，快出來

969
01:04:09,975 --> 01:04:13,687
我好後悔答應你喔

970
01:04:18,066 --> 01:04:21,361
歐麥尬，你美呆了

971
01:04:21,653 --> 01:04:23,322
謝謝

972
01:04:24,489 --> 01:04:26,909
本酒店提供無微不至的服務

973
01:04:26,992 --> 01:04:28,452
不管是遛狗

974
01:04:28,535 --> 01:04:32,080
或是替VIP尋找遺失的鑽戒

975
01:04:33,457 --> 01:04:35,209
請問還需要什麼服務？

976
01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:38,879
不了，這場婚禮已經誇張到最高點

977
01:04:39,046 --> 01:04:40,297
你為什麼不跟班說？

978
01:04:40,464 --> 01:04:43,509
因為我們說好了

979
01:04:43,675 --> 01:04:46,637
不能讓媒體拍到我們意見不合

980
01:04:46,803 --> 01:04:48,722
你們可以私下討論

981
01:04:48,889 --> 01:04:53,018
我其實不贊成辦這麼奢華的婚禮

982
01:04:53,101 --> 01:04:57,689
但為了保持形象就要懂得抗壓

983
01:04:58,232 --> 01:05:01,109
我們只好微笑過日子

984
01:05:02,027 --> 01:05:03,820
班很愛你，布麗塔

985
01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:07,157
對，他是暖男

986
01:05:08,242 --> 01:05:11,578
只是他喜歡搞排場，我也欣賞他的堅持

987
01:05:11,662 --> 01:05:12,788
是啊

988
01:05:12,871 --> 01:05:15,249
但我有種預感

989
01:05:15,415 --> 01:05:19,586
這場印度婚禮可能會變成世紀大災難

990
01:05:19,753 --> 01:05:21,547
（洋基球場）

991
01:05:21,922 --> 01:05:23,632
洋基球場天氣晴朗

992
01:05:23,799 --> 01:05:27,427
來到九局上半，兩出局，只差一人出局

993
01:05:27,594 --> 01:05:29,805
強棒艾利戈登上場

994
01:05:29,930 --> 01:05:34,017
這一球擊得好，勝負關鍵

995
01:05:34,601 --> 01:05:39,064
球賽接近尾聲，洋基隊可能會奪下…

996
01:05:39,147 --> 01:05:43,819
蛤？有隻毛茸茸的粉絲把球接走了

997
01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:46,530
洋基球場一片混亂

998
01:05:46,697 --> 01:05:49,324
坐在右外野的兩名粉絲

999
01:05:49,491 --> 01:05:52,578
居然擋下洋基隊即將到手的勝利

1000
01:05:52,744 --> 01:05:55,873
動物管制局已將肇事者帶離現場

1001
01:05:55,956 --> 01:05:58,000
接下來這則新聞

1002
01:06:02,045 --> 01:06:04,673
歐麥尬，搞什麼？

1003
01:06:05,841 --> 01:06:07,301
班，那是無人機嗎？

1004
01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:11,054
沒在蓋的，那可是軍用版潮貨

1005
01:06:11,221 --> 01:06:13,056
-了解
-包準無害啦

1006
01:06:13,974 --> 01:06:14,808
喬伊

1007
01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:16,935
-我要不要去看一下
-快去，喬伊

1008
01:06:17,102 --> 01:06:18,604
-交給我
-喬伊，靠你了

1009
01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:19,938
有人在尖叫

1010
01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:21,356
就說無害唄

1011
01:06:21,523 --> 01:06:24,026
軍用玩意通常很安全

1012
01:06:24,193 --> 01:06:25,068
我買來這台無人機

1013
01:06:25,235 --> 01:06:28,238
我和布麗塔騎大象進場的畫面

1014
01:06:28,322 --> 01:06:30,490
用無人機空拍會很壯觀

1015
01:06:30,782 --> 01:06:33,243
不過無人機加大象

1016
01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:36,788
我想問一下，你會不會覺得…

1017
01:06:37,623 --> 01:06:38,999
太浮誇了？

1018
01:06:39,499 --> 01:06:43,670
結婚這檔事，壓力已經夠大了

1019
01:06:43,754 --> 01:06:46,965
-對啊
-重要的是布麗塔等不及嫁給你

1020
01:06:47,132 --> 01:06:50,344
你就別想太多了，要樂在其中

1021
01:06:50,511 --> 01:06:51,762
-對
-人生就這麼一次

1022
01:06:51,929 --> 01:06:54,348
唯一機會要做好做滿

1023
01:06:54,515 --> 01:06:57,226
只要盡力把婚禮辦好就行

1024
01:06:57,392 --> 01:07:01,146
對，把婚禮辦好，撩落去

1025
01:07:01,313 --> 01:07:04,399
那我打算把場面再搞大一點

1026
01:07:04,483 --> 01:07:06,944
-我沒這個意思呦
-那好

1027
01:07:08,028 --> 01:07:10,739
-賣家說拆除了無人機的武器部分
-武器？

1028
01:07:10,906 --> 01:07:11,823
我去看看

1029
01:07:12,324 --> 01:07:14,993
找到了，我找到…

1030
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,955
歐麥尬，救狼啊

1031
01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:19,164
她找到了

1032
01:07:19,331 --> 01:07:20,749
別看它就不會追你

1033
01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:29,007
歡迎來到兩位的新家

1034
01:07:36,306 --> 01:07:39,726
安靜，你吃過飯了

1035
01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:41,228
你好

1036
01:07:42,688 --> 01:07:44,106
安靜

1037
01:07:52,114 --> 01:07:55,075
當自己的家，你們會待很久

1038
01:07:56,869 --> 01:07:58,287
住得愉快

1039
01:07:58,453 --> 01:08:04,459
小野貓，出來玩喔

1040
01:08:04,626 --> 01:08:05,878
是上次那隻流浪貓

1041
01:08:06,253 --> 01:08:07,671
哎呀呀

1042
01:08:07,754 --> 01:08:12,509
又見面啦，我們倆還有些事沒解決

1043
01:08:12,676 --> 01:08:13,510
開飯囉

1044
01:08:13,677 --> 01:08:15,179
這只能算是小點心

1045
01:08:15,345 --> 01:08:16,388
你們兩個別怕

1046
01:08:16,555 --> 01:08:19,474
別反抗，我會賞你們一個痛快

1047
01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:21,685
逮到了

1048
01:08:23,270 --> 01:08:25,063
免驚，過來

1049
01:08:25,189 --> 01:08:27,191
-你要吃他嗎？
-你最好給我識相點

1050
01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:30,194
把他交出來，不然我就要動手了

1051
01:08:30,359 --> 01:08:32,821
你們是哥倆好喔

1052
01:08:32,988 --> 01:08:35,657
快把他吃掉

1053
01:08:35,823 --> 01:08:38,035
不給我們吃，那你吃也行

1054
01:08:38,743 --> 01:08:40,203
貓吃老鼠天經地義

1055
01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:41,287
快嗑

1056
01:08:41,455 --> 01:08:43,665
-吃他，吃下去
-快嗑下去

1057
01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,251
別玩食物

1058
01:08:46,502 --> 01:08:48,795
很好，吞下去

1059
01:08:49,671 --> 01:08:51,089
-吃他
-很好

1060
01:08:53,591 --> 01:08:54,926
味道怎樣？

1061
01:08:55,093 --> 01:08:57,386
發什麼呆，嚼下去

1062
01:08:58,430 --> 01:09:00,974
快嚼下去

1063
01:09:01,140 --> 01:09:03,268
你再不嚼，給我們嗑

1064
01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:04,895
好香，應該很嫩

1065
01:09:05,062 --> 01:09:06,313
快嗑下去

1066
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:08,982
不太對勁，嘴巴張開

1067
01:09:09,149 --> 01:09:11,693
-聽到沒，嘴巴張大
-新貓

1068
01:09:14,529 --> 01:09:15,531
你有訪客

1069
01:09:15,697 --> 01:09:17,241
-啥米？
-訪客？

1070
01:09:17,616 --> 01:09:20,493
-他根本沒吞下去
-老鼠，你也有喔

1071
01:09:23,247 --> 01:09:24,957
（滴答滴答）

1072
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:28,167
哩厚，湯姆

1073
01:09:29,837 --> 01:09:31,462
他們有虐待你嗎？

1074
01:09:31,630 --> 01:09:33,506
這地方好可怕

1075
01:09:34,633 --> 01:09:35,634
起士棒

1076
01:09:38,386 --> 01:09:39,555
不吃拉倒

1077
01:09:40,973 --> 01:09:42,224
（條件交換）

1078
01:09:42,390 --> 01:09:44,560
我知道你想回去酒店

1079
01:09:45,102 --> 01:09:46,270
我可以幫你

1080
01:09:46,979 --> 01:09:49,731
你有聽說凱拉當上婚禮的負責人

1081
01:09:49,898 --> 01:09:51,441
對，超累的差事

1082
01:09:51,608 --> 01:09:53,569
所以她要我把你帶回去

1083
01:09:53,734 --> 01:09:54,862
你能幫上忙

1084
01:09:55,028 --> 01:09:56,572
難就難在

1085
01:09:57,948 --> 01:09:59,950
我只能帶一個走

1086
01:10:00,242 --> 01:10:01,827
你朋友已經招了

1087
01:10:02,619 --> 01:10:04,454
說是你的錯

1088
01:10:04,913 --> 01:10:06,790
我真不該貧嘴

1089
01:10:06,957 --> 01:10:09,543
但他說你有死魚味

1090
01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:11,420
還有香港腳

1091
01:10:11,753 --> 01:10:14,673
他也說了你沒心沒肺沒天良

1092
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,883
（沒心沒肺沒天良）

1093
01:10:16,049 --> 01:10:17,885
他希望你死在這裡

1094
01:10:18,302 --> 01:10:20,596
你害我很難做人

1095
01:10:20,762 --> 01:10:23,849
我剛說過我只能帶其中一個回酒店

1096
01:10:24,016 --> 01:10:25,601
是要帶貓呢？

1097
01:10:25,767 --> 01:10:27,060
還是老鼠？

1098
01:10:27,227 --> 01:10:30,022
好，我做出決定了

1099
01:10:36,236 --> 01:10:37,070
照過來

1100
01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:40,157
名人大追蹤，今天如意閣大酒店有夠熱鬧

1101
01:10:40,324 --> 01:10:42,117
紐約市的才子佳人布麗塔和班

1102
01:10:42,201 --> 01:10:44,536
即將在此舉辦超級世紀婚禮

1103
01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:50,834
（如意閣大酒店）

1104
01:10:59,009 --> 01:11:00,761
登登

1105
01:11:02,137 --> 01:11:02,971
登登

1106
01:11:03,555 --> 01:11:06,433
好啦，免客氣啦

1107
01:11:09,561 --> 01:11:10,562
閃邊去

1108
01:11:14,483 --> 01:11:15,859
岳父大人，您覺得呢？

1109
01:11:17,319 --> 01:11:19,029
你沒纏頭巾

1110
01:11:19,530 --> 01:11:23,242
這是疑問句或命令句？

1111
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:25,619
我不確定要怎麼回應

1112
01:11:25,994 --> 01:11:28,288
我開始學煮印度咖哩了

1113
01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:31,625
你盡力了

1114
01:11:32,668 --> 01:11:33,669
香檳都送來了嗎？

1115
01:11:33,836 --> 01:11:36,672
到了，多到爆，手都不夠拿

1116
01:11:36,839 --> 01:11:37,840
了解

1117
01:11:38,006 --> 01:11:40,884
麻煩把這些拿到樓上
我很快上去，你行吧？

1118
01:11:41,051 --> 01:11:42,094
行，交給我

1119
01:11:42,261 --> 01:11:44,012
媽媽鳥，這裡有狀況，快來

1120
01:11:44,179 --> 01:11:45,138
收到，馬上去

1121
01:12:00,195 --> 01:12:01,363
安怎？

1122
01:12:01,738 --> 01:12:03,949
看來我都搞定了

1123
01:12:05,534 --> 01:12:08,287
各位先生女士，婚禮即將開始

1124
01:12:08,453 --> 01:12:11,123
馬藍，面帶微笑，雄壯威武

1125
01:12:11,290 --> 01:12:13,750
報你知，我早就準備就緒

1126
01:12:13,834 --> 01:12:15,586
哈哈

1127
01:12:15,752 --> 01:12:17,379
班，我覺得渾身不自在

1128
01:12:17,462 --> 01:12:20,048
別想太多，你今天美若天仙

1129
01:12:20,883 --> 01:12:23,552
記住，這是人生大事

1130
01:12:23,719 --> 01:12:26,221
這場婚禮會讓我們永生難忘

1131
01:12:26,805 --> 01:12:27,639
進場吧

1132
01:12:32,311 --> 01:12:33,645
布麗塔

1133
01:12:35,689 --> 01:12:36,523
好威

1134
01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:38,942
現在流行婚禮用大象嗎？

1135
01:12:39,109 --> 01:12:41,195
我們是大象友善酒店

1136
01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,196
還真友善

1137
01:12:50,037 --> 01:12:50,871
來這招

1138
01:12:51,872 --> 01:12:53,916
好夢幻

1139
01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:57,836
騎大象真是一絕

1140
01:13:01,340 --> 01:13:02,174
歡迎回來

1141
01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:10,098
把這場婚禮當作歡迎會

1142
01:13:10,265 --> 01:13:11,850
替你接風

1143
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:16,980
完了，完蛋了

1144
01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:19,691
傑利怎麼來了？

1145
01:13:20,609 --> 01:13:24,738
這下尷尬囉，他說了你一堆壞話

1146
01:13:24,905 --> 01:13:28,116
還說你不配在如意閣工作

1147
01:13:28,283 --> 01:13:30,619
湯姆，乖，理智點

1148
01:13:30,786 --> 01:13:32,746
你就別煩他了

1149
01:13:32,913 --> 01:13:34,289
我有話要說

1150
01:13:34,456 --> 01:13:36,083
那你慢慢說

1151
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,334
我剛說到哪

1152
01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:41,547
活該

1153
01:13:42,506 --> 01:13:44,633
我們要有始有終

1154
01:13:46,927 --> 01:13:48,303
去找樂子吧

1155
01:13:58,230 --> 01:13:59,815
湯姆怎麼來了？

1156
01:14:00,482 --> 01:14:02,901
搞什麼，我沒看到傑利，你有看到嗎？

1157
01:14:02,985 --> 01:14:04,027
我沒看到

1158
01:14:04,778 --> 01:14:06,780
-嗨
-嗨

1159
01:14:06,947 --> 01:14:09,116
很棒吧，看岳父大人很滿意

1160
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:12,119
我覺得啦，他的表情很微妙

1161
01:14:16,790 --> 01:14:17,875
對空拍機笑一個

1162
01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:19,209
空拍機？

1163
01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:21,378
對，無人機上裝了攝影機

1164
01:14:21,628 --> 01:14:22,963
等等，那是孔雀嗎？

1165
01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:27,259
我訂了異國鳥大禮包

1166
01:14:33,265 --> 01:14:34,516
還有老虎？

1167
01:14:34,683 --> 01:14:36,018
老虎是一定要的

1168
01:14:37,227 --> 01:14:39,438
我都說了別玩這麼大

1169
01:14:39,521 --> 01:14:42,274
拍謝，這是最後一個驚喜

1170
01:14:42,357 --> 01:14:43,609
你都沒聽進去

1171
01:14:43,901 --> 01:14:44,776
聽進去什麼？

1172
01:15:15,182 --> 01:15:16,016
不，湯姆，別動手

1173
01:15:16,308 --> 01:15:18,602
動手，湯姆，快動手

1174
01:15:27,528 --> 01:15:29,029
你死定了，臭老鼠

1175
01:15:38,830 --> 01:15:40,374
（布麗塔與班）

1176
01:15:52,845 --> 01:15:53,887
水啦

1177
01:16:07,484 --> 01:16:08,944
媽呀，有老鼠

1178
01:16:09,611 --> 01:16:10,529
搞啥？

1179
01:16:12,823 --> 01:16:13,699
布麗塔

1180
01:16:15,409 --> 01:16:16,743
老鼠，老鼠

1181
01:16:16,910 --> 01:16:18,912
老鼠，老鼠啊

1182
01:16:20,455 --> 01:16:21,623
-他沒事了
-我的寶貝

1183
01:16:21,790 --> 01:16:23,000
不可以，大家冷靜

1184
01:16:23,166 --> 01:16:24,251
老鼠

1185
01:16:24,418 --> 01:16:25,836
老鼠，老鼠

1186
01:16:28,213 --> 01:16:29,423
老鼠，老鼠

1187
01:16:32,926 --> 01:16:33,844
滾開

1188
01:16:38,098 --> 01:16:39,641
你又想撒野？

1189
01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:41,894
是大爺我要發威了

1190
01:16:47,983 --> 01:16:49,693
老鼠，老鼠啊

1191
01:16:50,986 --> 01:16:51,945
老鼠

1192
01:17:09,213 --> 01:17:10,589
大家稍安勿躁

1193
01:17:15,427 --> 01:17:17,387
給我讓開，別擋路

1194
01:17:21,016 --> 01:17:23,810
馬藍，我來救你了

1195
01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:24,811
不要

1196
01:17:36,323 --> 01:17:37,324
布麗塔

1197
01:17:45,332 --> 01:17:47,084
從後門出去

1198
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,253
快逃出去

1199
01:17:53,006 --> 01:17:54,299
慘了

1200
01:18:13,318 --> 01:18:15,946
林汪！馬藍！

1201
01:18:16,405 --> 01:18:18,448
別跑，別跑

1202
01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:29,251
他來這幹嘛？

1203
01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:32,921
特倫斯是來揭露凱拉的真面目

1204
01:18:33,088 --> 01:18:34,923
她撒謊騙了大家

1205
01:18:35,132 --> 01:18:39,011
不，這是一場誤會

1206
01:18:43,098 --> 01:18:44,433
不對

1207
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,102
其實不是誤會

1208
01:18:49,897 --> 01:18:52,399
那天我去您的辦公室時

1209
01:18:53,358 --> 01:18:55,652
我拿了別人的履歷表

1210
01:18:58,113 --> 01:19:00,073
假裝那是我的

1211
01:19:04,995 --> 01:19:07,456
我只是個門外漢

1212
01:19:11,168 --> 01:19:13,629
毫無經驗

1213
01:19:13,795 --> 01:19:15,506
你不只毀了婚禮

1214
01:19:15,672 --> 01:19:18,675
還可能害本酒店倒閉

1215
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:20,719
對不起

1216
01:19:21,970 --> 01:19:23,805
我可以想想辦法

1217
01:19:23,931 --> 01:19:25,224
不用了

1218
01:19:28,727 --> 01:19:33,315
我來通知杜布羅先生

1219
01:19:33,857 --> 01:19:35,484
婚禮取消了

1220
01:19:40,864 --> 01:19:41,698
布麗塔

1221
01:20:07,224 --> 01:20:09,560
我想我們都沒救了

1222
01:20:15,691 --> 01:20:18,193
-凱拉，我不懂你的意思
-我早就想告訴你，卡梅隆

1223
01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:23,240
我一直想告訴大家真相

1224
01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:27,452
我只想證明我做得到，我有能力

1225
01:20:31,623 --> 01:20:32,791
對不起

1226
01:20:45,429 --> 01:20:50,434
我躊佇著，拋下自尊

1227
01:20:52,186 --> 01:20:57,065
無處可逃

1228
01:20:59,234 --> 01:21:00,944
別肖想回來了

1229
01:21:03,113 --> 01:21:06,491
我打死不會讓流浪動物來如意閣搗蛋

1230
01:21:06,658 --> 01:21:08,076
想得美

1231
01:21:10,078 --> 01:21:14,708
陽光在雨水中閃耀

1232
01:21:15,501 --> 01:21:19,838
與你同享快樂無限

1233
01:21:21,131 --> 01:21:26,011
我曾迷失，失去你

1234
01:21:26,178 --> 01:21:28,680
謝天謝地你仍在此

1235
01:21:28,847 --> 01:21:31,767
這種感覺無比美麗

1236
01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:37,397
好美

1237
01:21:37,564 --> 01:21:40,192
感覺無比美麗

1238
01:21:40,526 --> 01:21:43,111
好美

1239
01:21:43,278 --> 01:21:46,114
感覺無比美麗

1240
01:21:48,867 --> 01:21:51,578
好美

1241
01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:54,081
感覺無比美麗

1242
01:21:54,581 --> 01:21:57,334
好美

1243
01:21:57,501 --> 01:21:59,920
感覺無比美麗

1244
01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:02,840
好美

1245
01:22:03,006 --> 01:22:05,634
你身在此

1246
01:22:05,801 --> 01:22:08,720
與我相守

1247
01:22:08,887 --> 01:22:11,723
感覺無比美麗

1248
01:22:26,321 --> 01:22:27,865
謝謝來見我

1249
01:22:28,031 --> 01:22:30,158
我知道我昨天的表現很遜

1250
01:22:30,409 --> 01:22:33,453
但我想跟你說聲抱歉

1251
01:22:33,787 --> 01:22:37,499
沒想到我看到那女生的亮麗履歷表

1252
01:22:37,666 --> 01:22:40,878
還以為我也靠抱負能一步登天

1253
01:22:41,044 --> 01:22:43,213
別自責了，人都會犯錯

1254
01:22:43,881 --> 01:22:45,132
只是人生好難

1255
01:22:45,215 --> 01:22:47,551
我每天早上醒來，拿起手機

1256
01:22:47,718 --> 01:22:49,386
看著動態消息上的朋友

1257
01:22:49,553 --> 01:22:51,889
都跟我同年，大家都很有成就

1258
01:22:52,055 --> 01:22:55,642
我們都不該再拿自己跟別人比較了

1259
01:22:55,809 --> 01:22:58,270
盡力去做就好，聽著，凱拉

1260
01:22:58,437 --> 01:23:01,982
你很有料，頭腦好又幽默

1261
01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:03,692
還樂於幫助別人

1262
01:23:03,859 --> 01:23:06,528
就算我想挽救局勢也沒法度

1263
01:23:06,778 --> 01:23:10,991
好吧，那就讓他們來給你自信吧

1264
01:23:11,074 --> 01:23:14,244
不會吧
我現在最不想看到的就是你們倆

1265
01:23:14,328 --> 01:23:16,288
（大杯最好，不唬人）

1266
01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:18,332
到底是怎樣？

1267
01:23:19,958 --> 01:23:22,419
好像是布麗塔和班

1268
01:23:24,671 --> 01:23:27,049
拜託別畫了，直接告訴我吧

1269
01:23:29,259 --> 01:23:30,928
你和傑利想到什麼點子？

1270
01:23:31,094 --> 01:23:32,471
你怎麼會懂？

1271
01:23:35,557 --> 01:23:36,517
大象？

1272
01:23:38,227 --> 01:23:40,187
還有孔雀和大蛋糕

1273
01:23:40,270 --> 01:23:42,231
你們是在耍我嗎？

1274
01:23:42,397 --> 01:23:43,690
這是比手畫腳？

1275
01:23:43,857 --> 01:23:44,691
不行

1276
01:23:44,858 --> 01:23:45,984
我猜他是比…

1277
01:23:47,069 --> 01:23:49,404
不對？好，當我沒說

1278
01:23:49,863 --> 01:23:52,199
他們應該想告訴我們

1279
01:23:52,366 --> 01:23:55,452
我們最好回酒店，儘快收拾殘局

1280
01:23:55,619 --> 01:23:59,122
找到替代場地和證婚神父

1281
01:23:59,289 --> 01:24:01,375
我們能重辦婚禮來彌補過失

1282
01:24:03,293 --> 01:24:06,088
你真的都看懂了？

1283
01:24:06,547 --> 01:24:09,091
嘿呀，我跟他們算心靈相通吧

1284
01:24:09,258 --> 01:24:10,217
該幹活了

1285
01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:11,885
反正豁出去了

1286
01:24:26,316 --> 01:24:28,694
嗨，布麗塔要去哪？

1287
01:24:29,152 --> 01:24:30,863
門僮口風很繄

1288
01:24:32,281 --> 01:24:33,115
去機場

1289
01:24:35,868 --> 01:24:38,078
兩位，我知道你們是天敵

1290
01:24:38,245 --> 01:24:40,455
拜託先放下恩怨

1291
01:24:40,622 --> 01:24:43,208
幫我去找新娘拯救這場婚姻

1292
01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:45,502
把她帶回來

1293
01:24:50,215 --> 01:24:51,175
你要幹嘛？

1294
01:24:51,341 --> 01:24:52,342
讓我跟班說兩句話

1295
01:24:52,509 --> 01:24:54,261
-你闖的禍還不夠嗎？
-班

1296
01:24:54,428 --> 01:24:56,430
今天還是能挽回婚禮

1297
01:24:56,513 --> 01:24:58,223
得了，婚禮現場一塌糊塗

1298
01:24:58,390 --> 01:24:59,474
不重要

1299
01:24:59,641 --> 01:25:02,519
布麗塔本來就不要鋪張的婚禮

1300
01:25:02,686 --> 01:25:04,730
她只要你聽進她的話

1301
01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:06,565
不對吧

1302
01:25:06,732 --> 01:25:08,650
等等，有人曾告訴我

1303
01:25:08,734 --> 01:25:11,612
婚禮是新人邁入婚姻的第一場考驗

1304
01:25:11,737 --> 01:25:14,239
有些人挺身面對

1305
01:25:14,406 --> 01:25:16,825
蠢話，是哪個白痴說的？

1306
01:25:16,992 --> 01:25:18,869
-根本胡說八道
-是我

1307
01:25:21,580 --> 01:25:22,956
我道歉，別放心上

1308
01:25:23,123 --> 01:25:24,666
我是在說反話

1309
01:25:26,001 --> 01:25:29,421
班，你能面對的，我們還能挽救

1310
01:25:30,005 --> 01:25:33,842
本酒店絕對會全力提供協助

1311
01:25:34,009 --> 01:25:36,011
只是不能在這裡辦

1312
01:25:36,178 --> 01:25:38,680
對街的花園如何？

1313
01:25:39,765 --> 01:25:40,641
蛤，花園？

1314
01:25:41,808 --> 01:25:43,810
不會是中央公園吧？

1315
01:25:44,269 --> 01:25:46,480
對，你說了算

1316
01:25:46,647 --> 01:25:49,107
這點子棒到不行

1317
01:25:49,274 --> 01:25:51,068
喬伊，謝謝你

1318
01:25:51,568 --> 01:25:52,402
怎樣？

1319
01:25:52,611 --> 01:25:53,445
好啊

1320
01:25:53,612 --> 01:25:55,822
特倫斯和班一起準備賓客名單

1321
01:25:56,031 --> 01:25:57,407
然後通知大家到現場

1322
01:25:57,574 --> 01:26:00,369
你毀了酒店名聲還妄想我會幫你？

1323
01:26:00,869 --> 01:26:03,997
我們為了保住飯碗都做出不好的事

1324
01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:06,208
湯姆和傑利都跟我說了

1325
01:26:07,584 --> 01:26:09,127
我會替你保守祕密

1326
01:26:10,128 --> 01:26:11,338
好，謝謝

1327
01:26:12,881 --> 01:26:15,342
湯姆和傑利都能合作了

1328
01:26:15,509 --> 01:26:16,468
那我們也能

1329
01:26:21,890 --> 01:26:22,850
（班）

1330
01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:29,731
收到，請回答

1331
01:26:29,898 --> 01:26:30,941
請說，貓哥鼠弟

1332
01:26:31,108 --> 01:26:33,402
不會說話沒關係，聽我說就好

1333
01:26:33,569 --> 01:26:36,613
布麗塔在萊辛頓街上，看來她會走中城隧道

1334
01:27:05,601 --> 01:27:07,936
等等，車子在57街左轉了

1335
01:27:08,103 --> 01:27:10,189
他們會走昆斯博羅橋

1336
01:27:18,697 --> 01:27:21,575
你們不能讓他們上那座橋

1337
01:27:22,034 --> 01:27:22,993
聽到沒？

1338
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:24,119
（停車）

1339
01:27:24,286 --> 01:27:25,996
自言自語感覺好像神經病

1340
01:28:03,659 --> 01:28:04,660
嘟嘟

1341
01:28:08,914 --> 01:28:09,831
快停車

1342
01:28:21,176 --> 01:28:23,136
跟著他們，快走

1343
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:29,643
拜託跟上

1344
01:28:29,810 --> 01:28:31,979
你們好棒棒，我把新地點傳給你們

1345
01:28:43,198 --> 01:28:45,534
嘟嘟，回來

1346
01:28:53,542 --> 01:28:56,420
（歡迎，布麗塔與班）

1347
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:16,565
凱拉，怎麼回事？

1348
01:29:16,732 --> 01:29:17,816
聽我說

1349
01:29:18,066 --> 01:29:21,737
我知道昨天是一場災難

1350
01:29:22,196 --> 01:29:27,117
老實說搞砸了大多是我的錯

1351
01:29:27,284 --> 01:29:28,994
當然還有他們

1352
01:29:30,204 --> 01:29:33,957
但我和他們倆都改過自新了

1353
01:29:36,710 --> 01:29:40,797
布麗塔，我們有機會挽回大局

1354
01:29:48,931 --> 01:29:50,098
祝好運

1355
01:29:58,023 --> 01:29:59,608
布麗塔，對不起

1356
01:29:59,775 --> 01:30:02,277
我想給你一個夢幻婚禮

1357
01:30:02,444 --> 01:30:04,196
沒想到那只是我的夢想

1358
01:30:04,363 --> 01:30:05,531
還有岳父大人的夢想

1359
01:30:05,697 --> 01:30:07,199
你爸還跑到我的夢裡

1360
01:30:07,366 --> 01:30:10,994
他騎著一頭老虎，把我嚇死了

1361
01:30:12,454 --> 01:30:18,043
抱歉我太任性，沒聽進你的心聲

1362
01:30:18,293 --> 01:30:19,503
我只要你

1363
01:30:21,421 --> 01:30:23,423
你是我的最愛

1364
01:30:25,175 --> 01:30:27,427
未來日子

1365
01:30:27,594 --> 01:30:30,597
我保證驚喜會少一點

1366
01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:32,683
我保證會更真誠

1367
01:30:33,141 --> 01:30:35,310
因為說真的

1368
01:30:35,477 --> 01:30:36,395
我好愛你

1369
01:30:37,980 --> 01:30:40,399
你願意重新戴上戒指嗎？

1370
01:30:46,655 --> 01:30:50,200
再嫁給我一次好嗎？這次會更好喔

1371
01:31:27,571 --> 01:31:29,865
最大功臣不只有湯姆跟傑利

1372
01:31:30,157 --> 01:31:31,783
你也有貢獻

1373
01:31:31,950 --> 01:31:33,368
從一開始你就說得對

1374
01:31:33,493 --> 01:31:35,329
履歷表只是一張紙罷了

1375
01:31:35,495 --> 01:31:37,831
我們應該給別人機會發揮潛能

1376
01:31:37,998 --> 01:31:38,874
我同意

1377
01:31:39,249 --> 01:31:42,044
你的表現很好

1378
01:31:42,878 --> 01:31:43,879
謝謝誇獎，特倫斯

1379
01:31:44,963 --> 01:31:49,551
說到這個，我要介紹琳達沛利巴頓小姐

1380
01:31:49,718 --> 01:31:50,677
杜布羅先生

1381
01:31:50,844 --> 01:31:52,387
那份履歷表的真正主人

1382
01:31:52,554 --> 01:31:53,597
你好

1383
01:31:53,764 --> 01:31:54,932
你一定是特倫斯

1384
01:31:55,098 --> 01:31:56,141
我是

1385
01:31:56,308 --> 01:31:59,394
朵榭酒店的潘尼貝克小姐對你讚譽有加

1386
01:31:59,561 --> 01:32:00,395
真的嗎？

1387
01:32:01,313 --> 01:32:04,483
你的履歷表非常精彩

1388
01:32:05,859 --> 01:32:08,028
明天到我的辦公室來

1389
01:32:09,071 --> 01:32:12,616
是去杜布羅先生的辦公室

1390
01:32:19,289 --> 01:32:22,417
謝謝你，凱拉，明天記得來找我

1391
01:32:22,584 --> 01:32:25,379
謝謝您，我不會讓您失望的

1392
01:32:25,963 --> 01:32:27,214
祝好運，特倫斯

1393
01:32:40,143 --> 01:32:44,189
看樣子事情圓滿落幕了

1394
01:32:44,356 --> 01:32:45,190
希望啦

1395
01:32:45,357 --> 01:32:46,900
那是一定要的

1396
01:32:48,277 --> 01:32:49,528
香檳

1397
01:32:50,195 --> 01:32:51,196
乾杯

1398
01:33:36,575 --> 01:33:38,493
過來，沒膽貓

1399
01:33:38,660 --> 01:33:40,579
看你毀了好事

1400
01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:44,249
我要把你打成肉餅

1401
01:33:50,964 --> 01:33:52,549
拍謝，讓大家見笑了

1402
01:33:52,633 --> 01:33:53,884
這是哪一招

1403
01:33:57,513 --> 01:34:01,642
（劇終）

1404
01:34:51,525 --> 01:34:55,904
（通緝，不論死活）

1405
01:38:02,799 --> 01:38:07,304
（松鼠特務）

1406
01:40:34,993 --> 01:40:38,455
杜布羅先生，我收到兩場婚禮的帳單

1407
01:40:38,622 --> 01:40:39,665
你是在開玩笑吧？

1408
01:40:39,831 --> 01:40:43,877
我請特倫斯估算了酒店損失

1409
01:40:44,044 --> 01:40:45,629
數字不太好看

1410
01:40:48,799 --> 01:40:50,634
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