Morning, sunshines. Coffee?
What do we got? We got any headIines? They keep bitching about his BibIe.
It couId be a debt Iedger. WeIl, it's missing.
And they ain't happy about it.
Hey, guys. We have a situation.
LAUREN: Is that BareIIi?
What's he doing down here?
I don't know. But it can't be good.
PauI lgnazio, his nephew. Turn the mic up.
IGNAZIO: 'ou sure about this? BARELLI: Do it.
JONES: Damn. He's walking over here.
[kNOCkING]
You guys are the FBI, right?
We need your heIp.
Last week...
...somebody waIks into my church...
...steaIs the Bible.
A BibIe? An actuaI BibIe?
Yeah. You know, the flood, Abraham sacrifices Isaac. You heard of it?
Why do you want our help?
I'm a taxpaying citizen.
So? File a ?oIice report.
Come on, Burke. You got your guys sitting on me.
It's part of the game, I know, but it means that I'm not free...
...to find out who did this.
Yeah, it means you're not free to bust heads until you do.
Do I have to take these accusations? Get to your ?oint.
This BibIe...
...it's not just some book that the Gideons leave on the nightstand.
This is five centuries of history from NapIes.
The saints prayed over this book.
Your personal feeIings for BarelIi aside...
...l don't need the archdiocese crawIing down our necks...
...because we refused to heIp recover a medieval BibIe.
Fine.
But if BareIIi asked for our heIp, he must reaIly want it back.
Let's get this straight here. You may go to confession once a week...
...but the bureau doesn't forgive sins. We don't work for you.
What do you want?
Shut down your bookmaking operations at Masso's CIub.
Masso's.
It's a restaurant.
See for yourseIf anytime...
...after Thursday.
PIease.
PIease hel? me find my goddamn BibIe.
PIease sto?.
It's part of my process.
Look, either you taught her too welI or it's just a bottIe.
It's more than that.
This is the only thing Kate left me.
There's a message here.
[PHONE RlNGING]
HeIIo?
Yeah, Peter. I'lI be down in five.
Oh, okay. l'm coming right now.
Oh, the man interferes yet again.
Can you pIease--? Yes.
I'II take it back to the lab, run some tests.
You don't have a Iab. You have a storage unit.
Semantics.
Thanks, Moz.
D'ALLESIO: The Bible beIongs to the Church of St. CamiIIus de LeIIis in NapIes.
It was brought here in 1 903.
Been the heart of our parish.
Now this.
No aIarm, no witnesses.
No sign of a forced entry. It looks like a smash and dash.
Anything unusuaI that night, Father?
No. Not that l recaII.
Have ERT run the prints against the parish roster.
Something teIls me we'lI get a few matches.
Nobody from this parish stoIe that BibIe.
Oh, sure. You guys are aIl choirboys, right, BareIli?
No surveiIlance cameras.
The Lord sees aII.
And that's good enough for us.
I'm getting my St. Whatevers mixed up. But didn't you used to run a soup kitchen here?
Not anymore.
NEAL: Who steaIs a Bible? MOZZIE: Peo?le steaI everything.
Why wouId we steaI one? In theory?
They're rare.
Yeah, it makes them valuabIe, but not Iike a Picasso.
It's definitely a niche market. It's tough to fence.
PeopIe get weird about buying stolen reIigious artifacts.
I think it's an irony thing.
That pesky eighth commandment.
Thou shaIt not steaI.
It depends what's important to ?eopIe.
Did you know that an originaI Star Trek dome lunchbox goes for 600 bucks?
I don't try to expIain it.
WeIl, I can appreciate that. But why this one?
WeIl, you're missing book is famous. It's known as the HeaIing Bible.
RealIy? Attribution.
"In 1 588, the plague passed through Naples.
Father CamiIIus carried the book into disease-stricken ships in the harbor.
Not a singIe ?erson who touched the Bible died."
Good story. Twenty years Iater...
...a blind girI regained her sight when she rescued the book from a fire.
I couId give you many more exampIes.
No, I'm sure you could.
Look, maybe you don't steal it for the money.
You steaI it because you're a true beIiever.
A true beIiever? You got something better?
Every ?erson in that church has a feIony record.
The peopIe I don't suspect are the ones in ?rison.
So let's start with the faithfuI.
"It cures bIind nuns and Ie?ers."
It sounds Iike every story in Sunday school.
Look at this.
In 1 91 8, 30,000 peo?le in New York died from the S?anish fIu.
No one in this parish even caught a coId.
Maybe whoever took it thinks it's gonna heal them.
It's worth Iooking into.
Nobody in this church caught the flu. It's true.
Why these guys and not the church down the block?
Because of a book? Tough to swaIlow.
I thought you were Catholic. La?sed.
Oh, so you don't think some higher power couId've saved the congregation?
I'm more incIined to think they ke?t the door shut and loaded up on vitamin C.
Maybe God works with what he's got?
And God said, "Shut thine doors and eat thine oranges?"
Why not?
AIl right, look, when they dug up king Tut...
...everybody made such a big deal out of the curse of the pharaoh.
PeopIe who entered the tomb ended up dead.
Yeah, they probabIy caught some oId bacteriaI infection. Germs.
There's your divine intervention. God can't use bacteria?
I prefer my miracles with a little more smiting and Iightning.
D'ALLESIO: Can l heIp you?
PETER: Thanks for seeing us again, Father.
We wanted to run down one thing.
You didn't teII us your bibIe was also known as a heaIing Bible.
I didn't think it was reIevant. Could be.
Anybody in your church who was a true beIiever of the healing power of the BibIe?
Someone who was terminalIy iIl? Someone who had a sick famiIy member?
I was afraid this might ha?pen. PETER: What?
[SIGHS]
Mr. BarelIi has discouraged the homeless from the church.
He made you shut down the soup kitchen.
How Christian of him.
The night of the theft, I Iet a homeIess man sIeep in the sanctuary.
His name's Steve. Is he sick?
No. But someone very cIose to him is.
PETER: Steve?
Hi.
My name is Peter. This is my friend NeaI. Hi.
PETER: Do you mind if we ask you some questions?
The church you stayed in Iast week, they're missing a BibIe.
You know anything about it?
Yeah. l took it.
Great. We need it back.
No. No, l need it back.
What do you mean? Where is it?
I took it from the church Iike he asked me to.
He said that he'd show me how to heIp Lucy get better.
Then he took it from me. Now, he has not brought it back.
Do you know where he is? No. I wish I did.
Who asked you to take the BibIe from the church?
Look, he said that he wouId heIp Lucy get better.
She's not getting better. She's getting worse.
What's wrong with her?
She's tired aII the time.
She don't eat nothing.
If l get that Bible back, she'II get better.
The man who asked you to take the BibIe, did you meet him at the church?
Yeah.
Steve, if we showed you some pictures, do you think you could recognize him?
We just need to get the BibIe back, okay?
Because she's fading. AlI right?
LAUREN: You okay to keep going?
What?
There's more of them?
Yeah. Let's just get through this one, okay?
I'm gIad we foIlowed your hunch. Hope it takes us somewhere.
Oh, ye of IittIe faith.
You've been waiting to trot that one out. Been hoIding onto it since lunch.
I'm gonna be right back. Okay?
That bad, huh? Yeah, that bad was about an hour ago.
Just give me the damn thing.
No Iuck, huh? STEVE: No. Not realIy, no.
Look, l'm--
I'm sorry I'm not more heIp to you.
My beII got rung ?retty good in FaIlujah.
You were in Iraq? Yeah.
It's where I found Lucy.
We caIIed in this ?redator strike on this trigger house.
Two heIIfires came in...
...and just destroyed everything.
Then l hear this IittIe whimpering.
So l Iift up this piece of roof.
And there she was.
Just wagging her taiI.
WeIl, you think you could look at one more book?
HUGHES: The rest of you go over there and make sure N.Y.P.D. doesn't touch anything.
Let's go get it. MAN: Yes, sir.
What's going on? One of BareIIi's men just got shot.
Who? PauI lgnazio. BareIli's number two.
PETER: BareIIi's nephew.
That's him.
Who? The guy that asked me to take the Bible.
HUGHES: We can wrap this up with this bunch.
That's our boy.
CIose range. No eyewitnesses.
Body's not waterIogged. So it's fresh.
.25 caliber casing.
European gauge.
It's a .22 caliber.
This is brookIyn, buddy. Not Bavaria.
Pete Burke.
This is a homicide, not an art exhibit. What are you doing here?
Ruiz, l see they let you out of your cubicIe.
Yeah. This is my show now.
Where's your pet convict?
I left him in the car with the windows cracked.
What are you doing at my crime scene? This taiIs into my case.
This is mob retaIiation.
It's my investigation now.
If you don't beIieve me, ask Hughes.
Don't start with me.
You've got Ruiz running Organized Crime?
That's unbeIievabIe.
We offer you that bump, you turn it down.
This isn't mob on mob.
The BibIe's the key to this thing.
AIl you've got is a guy with a spotty memory...
...who thinks Ignazio may have enticed him into stealing that BibIe.
What we've got is a member of the BareIIi famiIy...
...probably kiIled by the Morettis.
AIl right, fine. I'lI stay out of the active investigation.
Just let me take a Iook at whatever's on that body.
It's Ruiz's case.
He's not comfortable sharing inteI whiIe Caffrey's with you.
Oh, come on. He's a convicted feIon, Peter.
And Ruiz isn't the onIy one with reservations.
AIl right.
You have ?lenty of other cases on your sheet.
Let Organized Crime handIe this one. AIl right.
We're off the case?
We've been asked to ste? down.
This is a retaIiation kiIling by the other family?
I don't think PauI wouId've met a Moretti aIone by this river.
Not with alI the bad bIood in the water.
Now, if Ruiz is right....
That Moretti kiIled him?
We may be sitting on the edge of a mob war.
So, what do we do?
I can't do much of anything.
Ruiz is not wiIling to share the case fiIe.
So where does that leave us?
Like l said, I can't do much of anything.
You know, I'm getting a littIe chilIy by this water. Aren't you?
Can l borrow your jacket?
I swear to you, Peter.
Under no circumstances wiII I impersonate the FBI.
Where do you think you're going?
This is PauI Ignazio's apartment, right?
Hi, Ted Jefferson from the Evidence Recovery Team.
I don't care if you're Thomas Jefferson. I need ID.
Oh. Sorry.
I puIIed a doubIe hommie Iast night.
It's in the van. My partner took it to see his girIfriend in Queens.
Not my ?robIem, brother.
Look, l just need a urine swab from the vic's toiIet.
If l don't get it soon, it'II s?ike the cross-reactivity and then--
I got orders too, paI. No ID, no pee.
Oh, I know. You can get it.
It's easy.
AIl you gotta do is swab around the rim of the toiIet.
Then drop the swab into the tube, screw the cap on the tube.
And bam, we're good to go. No way. I'm not doing that.
Okay.
Now it's your ?robIem.
Yeah, cap. I got a IocaI hero by the name of--
Okay, okay, pee boy. Get it yourseIf.
It turns out the hero is on our side. Never mind.
Any problems getting in? None.
He thinks I'm swabbing toilets.
We've got about 1 0 minutes untiI he gets curious.
Why? Is that the standard toiIet swabbing time?
Yes. That's exactIy what it is.
You Iook comfortable in that FBI windbreaker.
It's time to consider a new career path.
No. I prefer to keep my soul. What are we Iooking for?
PauI convinced our guy to steaI a BibIe. I wanna know why.
I wanna know who kilIed him. And I wanna know if they're reIated.
He was researching something.
Hundred Years' War, the Crusades...
...iIluminated manuscripts.
Why is a mob guy researching medievaI history?
You know the name Maria Fiametta?
Doesn't ring a beII. Who is she?
Art historian, brookIyn State.
Serendi?ity.
PauI had an a?pointment at BrookIyn State.
You find anything? NEAL: Your hunch was right.
Ruiz is on the wrong traiI.
And how did you learn this? A friend.
The same friend who--? Same guy.
He's reaI. l'm not making him up.
Oh, I know he's reaI.
How much do you know? Enough.
What'd you find? A professor who writes about bIack market.
SiciIian grave robbers, Egyptian smugglers and Serbian mobsters.
Can't run with those crowds unIess you're wilIing to get dirt under your naiIs.
What's his name? Her name is Maria Fiametta.
A woman. A reguIar Cindiana Jones.
Do you wanna go meet her? Yeah, l think I do.
You gentIemen are with the FBI?
Yes. We're hoping you can heIp us out on this one.
We're working on a stoIen BibIe. Show her.
Thank you, Agent--? Neal Caffrey.
That's funny. There's a very taIented manuscript forger aIso named NeaI Caffrey.
How taIented?
You're him.
And you're with the FBl?
It's sort of a work reIease.
I have to ask.
Is it true that the Vinland map is yours?
How could it be? But if it is a forgery, it's spectacuIar.
How about we get back to my current problem?
A pre-Renaissance BibIe stolen from a church in Brooklyn.
FIAMETTA: It's very beautifuI.
But it's not a BibIe.
It's not? Pre-Renaissance, yes.
But it's too smalI to be a bibIe. Then it's a book of hours.
Most likeIy, yes. In the Italian styIe.
A Iarge prayer book.
To show their devotion, monks and nuns had to recite the PsaIms...
...hymns, or chants at specific times aII day long.
Sunday school. Lots of Sundays.
This is a ?articularIy nice example.
WeIl, Ignazio thought so too.
Sorry? Do you know him?
No.
We beIieve he stoIe it.
Oh, weIl, I ho?e you catch him.
Can't. He's dead.
Looks Iike a mob hit. But we're stiII ho?ing to figure out who took the book.
WeIl, I'd Iove to know. It's quite beautifuI.
Here's my card.
If you hear anything or come across anyone who's Iooking to buy or seIl something....
I wilI caII you. PETER: Thank you.
It's a pleasure.
If you are ever in the mood to discuss medievaI manuscripts....
You'd be surprised how often I'm in the mood for that.
[FlANETTI CHUCkLES]
Was this just an exercise in schadenfreude?
Because you win.
It's just a bottIe, man.
The Iab needs to reexamine its work.
The Iab went over every inch of that thing.
Fingerprints, chemicaIs, bIack Iight, nothing.
I even tested the remnants of the wine Ieft in the bottle...
...which, by the way, was a very IoveIy boxed Franzia from earIy October.
Oh, your FbI friend keeps you on a tight Ieash.
keep looking, Moz. Something's there, okay?
She's Iying about PauI. She's two degrees away from our homeless guy.
I aIso have troubIe buying the fact that an attractive history professor offed a mobster.
ELlZABETH: No. You don't want me to see the missing inventory.
If l come down there, there'II be a Iot more missing than centerpieces. You got that?
Okay, maybe it's not a compIete stretch.
ELlZABETH: Hey, guys. Hi.
Sorry. It's just my vendor.
PETER: No, it's fine.
We were just trying to decide if a woman is capabIe of murder.
Oh, I think so.
What's the issue?
AIl right, l think we're deaIing with a sheIl game.
VisuaI aids. Nice.
Big Gul? is Paul, dead mob guy.
Coffee cup is Steve, our homeIess vet.
Mug is Maria.
Napkin's the BibIe.
Make Maria the saItshaker.
Maria's the mug. Watch.
We'II start with PauI, who for some reason reads Maria's book...
...and realizes the HeaIing Bible is worth a heII of a lot of cash.
But it's aIso BareIli's pride and joy. He doesn't wanna risk BareIIi's wrath.
He gets Steve to steaI the bibIe. Steve to steaI the Bible.
PIausibIe deniabiIity.
But if it doesn't work, then he Iets the homeIess guy take the faIl.
WeIl, that's eviI.
He takes the Bible from Steve, calIs Maria to make the deaI.
Something happens.
Yeah. The deaI goes down wrong.
Or PauI decides he wants both the cash and the book.
WeIl, whatever it is, PauI ends up dead.
The BibIe goes missing.
Steve never even met Maria.
And our girl waIks away cIean with a very expensive book.
Okay, how'd you do that?
Never reveaI your secrets.
How do we get Maria to reveaI hers?
If l stretch it, I might be abIe to get a warrant to get into her pIace.
You know, if she's smart, she's not gonna have that BibIe anywhere cIose to her.
EI, I've never seen this devious side. Don't cross me.
EIizabeth's right about the Bible. She won't keep it close.
I've got it. She knew who you were.
Neal Caffrey, master forger. AIleged.
PETER: AIleged, whatever.
If she's got the book, it Iinks her to the murder. She's gonna wanna get rid of it.
We've got the usual channeIs Iocked down.
But if she thinks you might be interested.... Convince her I'm pIiabIe.
We find some street contacts.
Float it out that oId Neal Caffrey is back in business.
That couId take time and there's no guarantee.
Why don't you just ask her out?
That couId work. Think she'Il say yes?
Yes. I couId ?rob--
NEAL: To history, oId and new.
How does an FBl agent get a tabIe here? It's, Iike, a six month wait.
Oh, an FBI agent doesn't.
Don't forget I had a previous Iife.
Oh, yeah.
Do you beIieve in reincarnation?
You could say that.
How about you? Who were you in your previous life?
Same person I've aIways been, with '90s hair.
I doubt that.
Let me see your IifeIine. No.
Come on. lt'Il heIp filI in the bIanks.
You're not seriously gonna read my ?aIm right now, are you?
Oh, caIIuses.
Not afraid to get dirty.
WeIl, that's true. What eIse?
No ring.
Between that and the caIluses, I'm guessing work gets in the way.
No ring for you either.
Yeah. Prison got in the way.
So it must be weird for you working for the FBl.
I don't know. lt's aIways interesting to read from the other team's pIaybook.
The other team? I thought you were out of the game.
Oh, I am. Retired and rehabiIitated.
Have you found your missing Bible?
Not yet.
You know anyone who wants to buy one?
Maybe.
Looters a?proach me alI the time. So do buyers.
It's a very attractive offer.
It sure is.
Judge Rattigan faxed the warrant. ExceIlent.
AIl right, NeaI's got orders to keep her away from her home for at Ieast an hour.
Can you bypass the alarm? Two minutes.
Let's do it.
Surprise me. Oh, you sure?
I might order something you don't like and then where wilI we be?
I trust you.
After aIl, you work for the FBI.
More wine?
Now you read minds?
The question is do you?
JONES: It's not bad for a coIlege professor, huh?
LAUREN: Yeah, weIl, she's either a crook or a trust fund baby.
JONES: Ha-ha. Yeah, maybe it's both. LAUREN: Ha. They usuaIly are.
JONES: Nice catch.
And not a bad pIace to drop the bug either.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's good coverage. Let's do it.
She's bringing him back here.
Of course she is.
Oh, you jeaIous, you ain't getting any of it?
Neal? No.
I'm perfectly fine with the stale ass coffee I have in the van. Thank you.
We good? Yeah, we're good.
CarefuI, Lauren. Don't spiII that staIe ass coffee.
It's a bug. l can hear.
They're home. RoII tape.
[LAUGHS]
Some wine?
Why not?
So, what shaII we talk about?
NEAL: There's this story about these two spies.
A French duke and an ltaIian count.
They're sworn enemies who spent the whole year trying to trick each other.
But on New Year's Eve, they got to ask one question the other had to answer truthfulIy.
Yes. The trick was asking the right question because you may never get another chance.
I've always said honesty is a more chaIIenging game.
Honesty is a more chaIIenging game?
Jeez, how come my dates don't go Iike this?
You don't say things like, "Honesty is a more chaIIenging game."
It's because nobody actualIy taIks Iike that. They do in NeaI Caffrey's worId.
This wine needs to breathe.
I'm gonna get a decanter.
Why don't you put some music on?
NEAL: What are you in the mood for?
Oh, you know.
Surprise you.
NEAL: Ten years painting the same BibIe.
Stalking God.
If it weren't for the monks' devotion...
...we wouId've lost one of the most significant works of Greek Iiterature forever.
It's stunning.
I agree.
You know what?
I don't trust you.
Smart.
I wouIdn't trust me either.
I think we have a technicaI probIem.
That's one way of putting it.
Let's pIay the spies' game.
I'II ask you a question.... I have to teII you the truth?
And you have to teIl me the truth. Okay.
Make it a good one.
Which NeaI Caffrey are you?
Are you working for the good guys...
...or are you working a bigger game?
[STATIC CRACkLING OVER RADIO]
What happened?
Neal ha?pened.
That answer your question? Maybe.
Feds Iinked BarelIi's BibIe to Paul Ignazio...
...and you to PauI through his visits to the coIlege.
Look, Maria. l'm Iiving ?roof if the feds want something from you...
...they'lI turn your Iife inside out to get it.
They'II teIl BarelIi you have his book.
Even if l don't?
I can get you 250,000 in two days.
It is worth a Iot more than that.
Not if you're in prison or dead.
Between the FBI and the mob, there's no way you can move it.
I can.
The other team's pIaybook.
If l shouIdn't risk it, why are you?
Won't they send you back for good?
I'm aIready in prison.
We have a deaI?
HUGHES: How did you know she was in on it?
Lucky hunch. Hm.
Ruiz? I checked PauI's credit.
He got wired 1 0 G's from a shelI corporation in Gibraltar...
...owned by your lady professor.
Oh, by the way, how did Iast night's fishing go?
Get any tape? PETER: Equipment faiIure.
But Caffrey says she has the book.
She'II selI, but only to him.
Of course he'd say that. The terms?
Two-fifty, wired to a Swiss account.
No way. What if he cuts a deaI with her? He runs away with the book.
What choice do we have? We don't.
I don't need another dead body in the East River.
We'II set u? a dummy account.
That's risky. What if she takes a shot at Neal?
I wouIdn't lose any sIeep over it.
Morning, guys.
Everybody sIee? okay?
Cayman's First NationaI.
I'II e-maiI you the PIN right before the buy.
First they send me to prison.
Tomorrow they give me a quarter miIlion taxpayer doIIars in an offshore account.
Guess that shows how much confidence they have in you.
And how much I have in you.
Hey. Hey.
Morning. You're up earIy.
Yeah. l couIdn't sIeep.
Big day.
I can teII. You're wearing your Iucky tie.
Hey, did you find the Bible?
Yeah. The professor had it.
Neal's gonna buy it back.
You're giving him money, wow.
No wonder. Lucky tie.
No way. We set up a fake wire transfer.
Then what are you worried about?
He has to convince her that he's working us.
Which means he has to cut his anklet for reaI.
The book's worth a fortune. He couId run with it.
WeIl, you have a lot more faith in a ratty old tie than you do NeaI.
Yeah. WeIl, this ratty oId tie has never forged a priceIess ma? of VinIand.
Why is it so hard for you to beIieve that he'lI do the right thing?
Let's just say that's not his first instinct.
And trust isn't yours.
OccupationaI hazard. I Iike to know I can count on something.
I know you do.
Sometimes you just have to take a Ieap of faith.
RUIZ: Look at him.
Son of a bitch should be in Ieg irons, you ask me.
Nobody asked you, Ruiz.
He conned you too, Pete, huh?
Here she comes.
Hey.
[WHISPERS] We have a chaperone.
White van over my Ieft shouIder.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
What happened to not mixing business with pIeasure?
That's for us. He's patting her down.
I need a cigarette after that pat down.
You're cIean. Thank you.
Your turn.
LAUREN: WeIl, what is that?
She making sure that's not a gun in his ?ocket?
No bugs.
So where's my money?
Where's my book?
[CAR ALARM CHlRPS]
You ready?
When I cut the ankIet, our friends are gonna know I'm running.
Can you lose them? I'm not going back in.
I've been chased by the carabinieri, drug carteIs in Bogotá--
I get it. You're good.
[BRACELET BEEPING]
With aIl due respect, Neal...
...we couId make quite a fine pair.
With aIl due respect, Maria, shut up and drive.
He cut the tracker. Right on schedule.
You knew about this?
Of course. He had to convince her he's rigging the system.
What if he reaIIy is?
There are a dozen unmarked in the area. N.Y.P.D. has eyes in the sky.
There's nowhere to hide. Let's go.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I spent a Iong time Iooking for her.
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
It's caIfskin veIIum.
[SPEAKS IN LATIN]
GoIden chaIice of PauI.
You satisfied?
Very.
Sending.
It's on its way.
And here it is. Thank you very much.
It's a pleasure doing business with you.
You'II never know how much pIeasure it could have been.
You know, I had a feeIing alI that lovey-dovey stuff last night was BS.
Next time, you shouId trust your instincts.
Oh, I did.
CIip.
Lifted it when I ?atted you down.
You forgot about the one in the chamber.
Damn it. I've never been a gun guy.
Give me the book, NeaI.
Sorry.
If you're gonna take me on, it's gonna cost you a smalI fortune.
You can't do it? Is it because of the money or the history?
You know the answer. Is that why you kiIIed PauI?
PauI wanted the money and the book.
Yeah. That's what ha?pens when you get greedy.
PETER: Dro? the gun.
[SIRENS WAILlNG]
Gun down or we shoot.
Gun down!
Right now, put your gun down.
Your hands behind your head.
Man down. Man down!
Cut it a littIe close there, ?aI.
Guess the big guy had your back, huh?
WeIl, I'lI teIl you one thing. You made Lauren's day.
Yeah, not BareIli.
PETER: How did you and your scouts find out about this?
N.Y.P.D.? I got one of those police scanners.
It's a hobby.
LAUREN: Head down.
She's PauIie's shooter?
Some kind of lover's quarreI? Just business.
I hate to break it to you, but your nephew decided to freeIance behind your back.
Oh, it's sad, you know? If you can't trust family, who can you trust?
So if you guys are done, I'd Iike my BibIe back.
Mass starts in one hour.
WouId it kiII you to say thank you, huh? WouId it?
I guess it would. AIl right, just give it to him.
What? What do you mean what?
Give him the BibIe.
I gave it to some FBI guy.
Some FBl guy?
Think you can get over on me? You'II wish you were never born.
Yeah. l seem to be getting this speech a Iot IateIy.
Hey.
Just shut up, BareIIi. No way.
This ain't over.
Where is it, Caffrey?
I'II Iet BareIIi give you a ride home.
Look, l'm teIIing you guys I don't know.
Oh.
I know where it is.
BARELLI: Hey, paIly.
What are you doing with my BibIe?
She wouId've died without it if l....
Not so fast, wacko. You know who you're messing with?
You've got it, BareIIi. Just leave him aIone.
No, I'm not gonna Iet this go.
Hey.
Hey, sweet girI.
Her name's Lucy.
Lucky Lucy.
She don't Iook good. What's the matter? She's been sick untiI today.
I got this vet in yonkers. He saved my pugs from diabetes.
Wanna take a ride? Go see him? Have her checked out?
Okay.
I was gonna give it back after.... I know.
NEAL: How'd you know? PETER: Okay, I didn't know.
But l took a Ieap of faith that you'd do the right thing.
NEAL: EIizabeth. PETER: Yeah.
NEAL: I toId you it's a heaIing Bible. Oh, here we go. No way.
BareIIi's a softy for dogs.
NEAL: Oh, not enough smiting and lightning for you?
That's not a miracIe.
BARELLI: Come on.
It's not a parting of the Red Sea.
I'II take my miracles where I can get them.
PETER: We have the honors? MAN: Yes, sir.
She's back.
Hey, is that my jacket?
He works in mysterious ways.
NEAL: Mozzie, wake up.
Moz.
Mozzie!
Let me see your warrant.
Oh. What?
Come here.
Lemon juice and a candIe. How did I miss this?
Weren't you ever a Boy Scout? Oh, I got kicked out.
Pinewood derby, magnets, it was a whole thing.
NEAL: It's a map.
Of the New York City subway.
What do you think it means?
[ENGLISH - US - PSDH]