1 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,900 ( African music playing ) 2 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:26,433 ( group singing ) 3 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:32,800 ( indistinct talking ) 4 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,233 Woman: I LEARNED MANY MANY THINGS FROM MY FATHER... 5 00:01:49,633 --> 00:01:52,500 ( grunting ) 6 00:01:56,066 --> 00:01:58,166 ...TO USE MY EYES... 7 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:05,633 ( birds chirping ) 8 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,967 ...TO USE MY EARS... 9 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:12,700 ( chanting ) 10 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,600 OSTRICH EGG. 11 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,133 ( man grunts ) 12 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:23,533 OSTRICH FEATHERS. 13 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:25,200 Father: YES. 14 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,700 Girl: BOTSWANA FLAG. 15 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:28,166 Father: GOOD. 16 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:29,767 Woman: ...AND MY MEMORY. 17 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:32,600 - BABOON SKULL. - YES. 18 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,600 - BAOBAB SEED. - GOOD. 19 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,433 ( chirping ) 20 00:02:41,867 --> 00:02:44,200 Woman: HE TAUGHT ME TO BE PATIENT. 21 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,433 LOOK AT THIS. 22 00:03:00,433 --> 00:03:04,133 ( trumpets ) 23 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:06,533 ( screeching ) 24 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:20,533 MOST OF ALL HE TAUGHT ME 25 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:24,033 TO LOVE MY COUNTRY BOTSWANA-- 26 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:26,066 THE FINEST PLACE ON GOD'S EARTH-- 27 00:03:26,066 --> 00:03:30,100 AND ALL THE CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL 28 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,600 THAT LIVE HERE, 29 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,133 EXCEPT... 30 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:35,233 ( screaming ) 31 00:03:35,233 --> 00:03:36,700 OOF! 32 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:39,567 ...SNAKES. 33 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,967 ( men speaking Setswana ) 34 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,333 ( arguing ) 35 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:02,333 Woman: FROM MY FATHER 36 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,734 I GOT A SENSE OF JUSTICE... 37 00:04:04,734 --> 00:04:07,367 ( arguing continues ) 38 00:04:14,934 --> 00:04:16,633 ( bleats ) 39 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,667 WELL DONE, PRECIOUS GIRL. 40 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:33,567 Precious: ...AND THE PLEASURE OF SOLVING A MYSTERY. 41 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:49,867 Precious: DADDY, DADDY, LET ME DRIVE! 42 00:04:49,867 --> 00:04:52,000 LET ME DRIVE. YOU SAID I COULD DRIVE. 43 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,934 - ( laughing ) - MY FATHER GAVE ME ALL THOSE THINGS... 44 00:04:54,934 --> 00:04:56,233 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. 45 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:58,767 ( laughs ) 46 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,433 ...AND THEN HE GAVE ME HIS VAN... 47 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,800 Precious: WHO'S WITH HIM? WHERE IS HE? 48 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:39,500 ( speaks Setswana ) 49 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,934 - DEAR GOD. - Precious: ...FINALLY MY DADDY GAVE ME 50 00:05:42,934 --> 00:05:45,867 180 COWS. 51 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:49,033 ( man whistling ) 52 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:51,633 Father: PRECIOUS, 53 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:54,467 I CAN HEAR MY COWS. 54 00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:55,934 Precious: YES. 55 00:05:55,934 --> 00:05:59,467 THEY'VE COME DOWN NOW FROM THE CATTLE POST. 56 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:02,600 I CAN HEAR THEM. 57 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,333 YOU KNOW THAT I'M LEAVING THEM ALL TO YOU? 58 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,934 I DON'T WANT THE THINGS THAT ARE YOURS. 59 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,900 I WANT YOU. 60 00:06:13,033 --> 00:06:16,000 I AM NOT FRIGHTENED OF PASSING. 61 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,433 I BELIEVE GOD IS GOOD 62 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:23,367 AND WILL TAKE ME TO A LAND LIKE AFRICA, 63 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:26,900 AND THERE WILL BE WHITE COWS WITH SWEET BREATH, 64 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:29,734 AND ACACIA TREES, 65 00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:32,934 AND SHADE FROM THE SUN. 66 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,533 SO NO TEARS. 67 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,567 AND MAKE ME A PROMISE. 68 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,400 ANYTHING. 69 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,667 IF YOU MARRY ANOTHER MAN, 70 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:50,500 LET HIM BE KIND THIS TIME. 71 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:56,066 BLESS YOU, MY CHILD. 72 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:57,533 BLESS YOU. 73 00:06:57,533 --> 00:07:00,900 ( villagers singing ) 74 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,367 ( whistling ) 75 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:35,333 NOTE IS HERE, LOOK. 76 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,100 ( singing continues ) 77 00:07:57,100 --> 00:08:00,233 ( singing continues ) 78 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,000 Priest: IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, 79 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,867 THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT, 80 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,000 AMEN. 81 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:47,400 YOUR FATHER, GOD GO WITH HIM. 82 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,000 THANK YOU, RRA. 83 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,500 YOU REMEMBER LUCKY SESANA? 84 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,767 I REMEMBER YOU. 85 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:59,400 I CONSIDER MYSELF FORTUNATE TO HAVE BEEN YOUR FATHER'S LAWYER. 86 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,800 SO MANY FUNERALS IN BOTSWANA THESE DAYS. 87 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,700 THE BEST KIND LIKE THIS ONE, 88 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,166 WHERE A MAN HAS HAD A FULL LIFE; 89 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:12,233 THE OTHER KIND, FROM ALL THESE BAD DISEASES. 90 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:15,900 YES, 91 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,133 A HUGE TURNOUT... 92 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:21,400 EVEN HIS SON-IN-LAW. I HOPE THAT WASN'T TOO MUCH OF A SHOCK. 93 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,066 HE JUST WANTS TO PAY HIS RESPECTS. 94 00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:25,100 EX-SON-IN-LAW. 95 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,500 EX, NOT EX. IT'S JUST WORDS. 96 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,033 HE'S A MAN. 97 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:30,500 HE WANTS TO DO RIGHT. 98 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,600 - ( scoffs ) - WILL YOU SPEAK WITH HIM? 99 00:09:35,066 --> 00:09:38,333 THE LAST TIME HE SPOKE TO ME 100 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:42,300 IT WAS WITH HIS FIST AND THE BUCKLE OF HIS BELT. 101 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,867 THE LAST TIME WE WERE AT A FUNERAL, 102 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:49,100 IT WAS FOR THE BABY I LOST 103 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,700 BECAUSE OF THAT BEATING. 104 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:56,934 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WILL DO? 105 00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:58,500 DO HOW? 106 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,533 WITH YOUR COWS, NEARLY 200 OF THEM, 107 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:03,500 YOU'RE A VERY WEALTHY WOMAN. 108 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,567 MY DADDY IS NOT EVEN COLD IN THE GROUND. 109 00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:09,200 YES. YES, 110 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,667 BUT THINK ON IT. 111 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:13,367 YOU COULD SEND THE CATTLE BACK TO THE CATTLE POST, 112 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:15,333 LIVE OFF THE COWS AND MILK. 113 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,834 BETTER THAN MONEY IN THE BANK. 114 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:19,066 LUCKY SESANA CAN ARRANGE THAT FOR YOU. 115 00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:20,633 OR OPTION TWO: 116 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,633 YOU COULD SELL A FEW, OPEN A BOTTLE STORE, 117 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:24,867 COME BACK TO THE VILLAGE, LIVE THE GOOD LIFE. 118 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,967 I CAN ARRANGE THAT TOO. 119 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:30,000 DID NOTE BRING HIS TRUMPET? 120 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,133 WHAT IS NOTE WITHOUT HIS TRUMPET? 121 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,233 TELL HIM IF HE PLAYS, 122 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:39,233 HE CAN STAY. 123 00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:41,600 ( mournful song ) 124 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,734 ( singing in Setswana ) 125 00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:17,500 ( villagers join in singing ) 126 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:29,400 ( auctioneer shouting ) 127 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,100 1,400 PULA. 128 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,567 FOR 1,800 PULA! 129 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,533 1,800 PULA FROM NUMBER 16. 130 00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:45,800 - WHOO! - NUMBER 16, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 131 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,667 ( backfiring ) 132 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,734 ( engine dies ) 133 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:27,266 Driver: THAT IS A FINE OLD VEHICLE. 134 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:30,533 A NEW CAR, YOU OPEN THE BONNET AND YOU SCRATCH YOUR HEAD. 135 00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:32,867 AN OLD CAR IS A FRIEND. 136 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:35,066 "HELLO," IT SAYS WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP. 137 00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:38,600 NEW CAR SAYS, "HEY, DON'T TOUCH ME. I'M A COMPUTER. 138 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,834 I ONLY TALK TO OTHER COMPUTERS." 139 00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:42,767 AT THE TLOKWENG ROAD SPEEDY MOTORS, 140 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:45,567 WE ONLY LOOK AFTER CARS WE CAN MAKE FRIENDS WITH. 141 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:48,200 I THINK WE'LL MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR VAN. 142 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,967 I AM GRATEFUL. 143 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:53,767 EVERY MAN I AM MEETING WANTS ME TO CHANGE SOMETHING. 144 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:56,433 I PREFER TO FIX THINGS MYSELF. 145 00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:59,500 AND WHAT BRINGS YOU TO GABORONE? 146 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,467 AH, I HAVE JUST SOLD MY FATHER'S CATTLE 147 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,734 SO I AM LOOKING FOR A NICE HOUSE IN THE CITY, 148 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:07,700 AND THEN I WILL FIND AN OFFICE... 149 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,867 AND START MY OWN BUSINESS. 150 00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:12,300 AND WHAT BUSINESS IS THAT? 151 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:16,667 I AM GOING TO OPEN A DETECTIVE AGENCY. 152 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:20,300 - REALLY? - ( speaks Setswana ) 153 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,834 THEN THE BAD MEN BETTER WATCH OUT. 154 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,700 WHAT? 155 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:32,867 THOSE ARE THE VERY SAME WORDS MY FATHER SAID TO ME WHEN I TOLD HIM. 156 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,433 Driver: AND CAN I ASK 157 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:41,867 WHY A FINE WOMAN LIKE YOURSELF 158 00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:45,200 WANTS TO BECOME A DETECTIVE? 159 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,000 BECAUSE I LOVE MY COUNTRY BOTSWANA 160 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,367 AND I LOVE AFRICA 161 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,567 AND I WANT TO DO GOOD 162 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:55,133 WITH THE TIME GOD HAS GIVEN ME. 163 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,166 IN EVERY BOTTLE STORE, 164 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,000 IN EVERY BAR AND MARKET, 165 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,400 BEHIND EVERY WINDOW THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE 166 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,867 WHO WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT SOME MYSTERY IN THEIR LIVES, 167 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:12,667 SOME MYSTERY THEY CANNOT SOLVE THEMSELVES. 168 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,834 THAT IS WHAT A DETECTIVE IS FOR, 169 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,400 AND THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO. 170 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:26,200 AND I KNOW I WILL SUCCEED, 171 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:30,100 BECAUSE A WOMAN KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON MORE THAN A MAN. 172 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,900 WE WOMEN, 173 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:35,800 WE NOTICE THINGS THAT MEN DO NOT NOTICE. 174 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,333 FOR INSTANCE, MR. MATEKONI, 175 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,133 I NOTICE SOME THINGS ABOUT YOU. 176 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,934 YOU ARE A WIDOWER. 177 00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:46,600 HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOST MY WIFE? 178 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,066 YOU STILL HAVE A FAINT LINE ON YOUR RING FINGER, 179 00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:52,000 AND I THINK A MAN WHO HAS DIVORCED HIS WIFE 180 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,033 HAS A BITTER WAY WITH WORDS 181 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:58,033 WHEN HE SPEAKS ABOUT WOMEN. YOU DO NOT. 182 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,700 AND I ALSO SUSPECT 183 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:06,100 YOU ARE A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT. 184 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,166 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 185 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:13,333 YOUR BELT. IT IS ONE NOTCH LOOSER THAN IT USED TO BE. 186 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000 MMA, I THINK YOU'LL MAKE A VERY FINE DETECTIVE. 187 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,266 ( laughing ) 188 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,967 ( bleats ) 189 00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:40,066 RRA, IS THAT THE CITY OF GABORONE? 190 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,567 Matekoni: I DON'T THINK SO. 191 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,467 NO NO NO NO, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 192 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:51,834 - THABISO! - THABISO! 193 00:15:54,734 --> 00:15:57,133 ( siren wailing ) 194 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,700 THABISO. 195 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,800 Man: THABISO! 196 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,433 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM HERE. 197 00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:23,000 - WHAT'S HAPPENED? - WE'VE GOT A CHILD MISSING. 198 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,166 ( sighs ) 199 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,533 ( people calling "Thabiso" ) 200 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,266 A BOY IS LOST. 201 00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:46,300 THE POLICE ARE SAYING PERHAPS THE LIONS HAVE TAKEN HIM, 202 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:50,367 BUT HOW CAN THERE BE LIONS SO CLOSE TO GABORONE? 203 00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:53,433 POOR MAN. THESE DAYS WHEN A CHILD IS LOST 204 00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:55,066 WE ALL SUSPECT THE WORST. 205 00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:57,266 THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE 206 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,433 WITH DARK IDEAS. 207 00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:10,300 ( man crying ) 208 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,600 I'M SO SORRY. 209 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:27,500 ( sighs ) 210 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,033 HE'S A GOOD MAN. 211 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:32,767 HE'S A TEACHER. 212 00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:36,166 HOW CAN WE BELIEVE MEN WOULD DO THESE THINGS-- 213 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:39,934 TAKE AND MURDER A CHILD FOR MEDICINE? 214 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,667 THABISO! 215 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,200 ( car horns honking ) 216 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,500 THERE ARE ONLY THREE WORDS I CAN USE TO DESCRIBE THIS PLACE, MMA RAMOTSWE: 217 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,266 MODERN, HIGH-TECH, STATE-OF-THE-ART, 218 00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:18,700 AN OPEN PLAN FOR YOU. 219 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,066 THOSE ARE THE ONLY FOUR WORDS I CAN USE, RIGHT? 220 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,300 ALL WONDERFUL. 221 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,133 NOW THIS ONE IS A NEW BUILDING. 222 00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:27,734 IT'S GOT ALL THE STUFF YOU NEED AND THIS IS ALL FOR YOU. 223 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,400 JUST ENJOY IT. 224 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,500 ...AND ALL THE BIG GUYS ARE HERE. THIS IS THE CORNERS-- 225 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,900 MMA RAMOTSWE, THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN OPERATE FROM. 226 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,300 YOU NEED TO DO A GOOD BUSINESS. 227 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,500 I KNOW, MMA RAMOTSWE, THIS PLACE IS NOT SO GOOD. 228 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,133 I KNOW, I CAN SEE IT, 229 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:42,667 BUT YOU CAN TEAR IT ALL DOWN AND BUILD SOMETHING MODERN AND BIG. 230 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,367 - ( phone rings ) - LOOK HERE, MAN, I HAVE SO MUCH TO GET DONE, 231 00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,633 SO YOU PUT THE MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT TOMORROW MORNING. 232 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,233 I HAVE EVERYTHING DONE... 233 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,166 ( brays ) 234 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,467 I TALKED STRAIGHT ON TO HER FACE YESTERDAY ABOUT THIS. 235 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,567 GOOD MORNING, B.K., HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING? 236 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,166 - MORNING, B.K. - MORNING MORNING. 237 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:35,500 OPEN UP, OPEN UP, OPEN UP! 238 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,800 WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS MAKE SURE 239 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,000 THAT WHEN YOU COME UP ON THIS SIDE, 240 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,967 YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE THAT IT'S GOTTA BE CLEAN BRUSHSTROKES. 241 00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:57,033 - I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING. - ( laughs ) 242 00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,900 YOU CAN-- HEY! 243 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,233 ( speaks Setswana ) 244 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,066 - I'M B.K. NICE TO MEET YOU. - MMA RAMOTSWE. 245 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:09,000 ( arguing in Setswana ) 246 00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:15,433 ( sighs ) 247 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,633 WOO! 248 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:39,033 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER IDEA. 249 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,700 COME COME COME! 250 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:51,266 All: "THE NUMBER ONE 251 00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:53,767 LADIES-APOSTROPHE 252 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,433 DETECTIVE AGENCY." 253 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,233 OKAY, THAT'S IT. 254 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,734 ( horn honks ) 255 00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:07,033 - DUMELA. - Matekoni: CONGRATULATIONS. 256 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,266 CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. 257 00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:12,200 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED ZEBRA DRIVE. 258 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,033 I LOVE MY NEW HOUSE TOO. 259 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,033 YOU WANT SOME BUSH TEA? 260 00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:25,700 OKAY, BYE. SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT TIME. 261 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,633 - WE LOVE YOU, B.K. - OH, LOVE YOU BACK, BABY. 262 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,667 - CIAO, THANK YOU. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. BYE-BYE. 263 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,734 HEY, A WOMAN CANNOT BE A DETECTIVE. 264 00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:36,734 WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR PROBLEMS TO A WOMAN? 265 00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:40,133 THAT PLACE SHOULD BE CALLED "THE NO-CUSTOMER DETECTIVE AGENCY." 266 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,567 HAVE YOU SEEN THE DETECTIVE? 267 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,667 SHE IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL ELEPHANT. 268 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,500 HOW COULD SHE GO UNDERCOVER? 269 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:49,367 - IMAGINE BEING FOLLOWED UNDERCOVER BY AN ELEPHANT. - ( laughing ) 270 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,700 Woman: KOKO? KOKO? 271 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:12,266 DUMELA, MMA. 272 00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:13,800 DUMELA. 273 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,433 I NEED SOME STAMPS. 274 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:19,233 I AM SORRY, WE ARE A DETECTIVE AGENCY NOW. 275 00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:21,033 SO YOU DON'T HAVE STAMPS? 276 00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:22,533 NO. 277 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:25,133 CAN I HAVE A POSTAL ORDER FOR 300 PULA? 278 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,800 WE DON'T HAVE THAT EITHER. 279 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,800 WE ARE NOW A DETECTIVE AGENCY. 280 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,967 WHAT ABOUT ENVELOPES? 281 00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,633 I CAN GIVE YOU ONE. 282 00:22:36,633 --> 00:22:38,900 NO CHARGE. 283 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,967 THANK YOU. 284 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,800 B.K.: DUMELA, MMA. 285 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,066 DUMELA. ( speaking Setswana ) 286 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:05,266 "PRINCIPLES OF PRIVATE INVESTIGATION," 287 00:23:05,266 --> 00:23:06,800 BY CLOVIS ANDERSEN. 288 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,667 IS THAT YOUR BIBLE? 289 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:12,000 NO, MY BIBLE IS MY BIBLE. 290 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,867 ALTHOUGH THIS IS A VERY GOOD BOOK, 291 00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:17,100 I BELIEVE THE BEST WAY TO LEARN HOW TO DO SOMETHING 292 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,767 IS TO DO IT. 293 00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:21,000 HEY, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS SAY 294 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,300 YOU CAN NEVER LEARN HOW TO CUT PEOPLE'S HAIR OUT OF A BOOK. 295 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,133 IT'S ALL IN THE KARMA OF HAIR AND HANDS. 296 00:23:31,133 --> 00:23:35,000 SO ARE YOU BUSIER THAN THE ROAD TO LOBATSE WITH CASES TO SOLVE? 297 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,734 NOT REALLY. 298 00:23:36,734 --> 00:23:39,333 RIGHT NOW I AM NOT MUCH OF A DETECTIVE. 299 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,900 YOU KNOW, 300 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,367 I HEAR OF SO MANY PROBLEMS WHEN I'M CUTTING HAIR. 301 00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:48,100 I'M GOING TO TELL MY CUSTOMERS, "GO NEXT DOOR 302 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,734 TO MY GOOD FRIEND, THE NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE, 303 00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,834 AND SHE'LL SORT IT OUT." 304 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:56,734 IF ANYBODY COMES TO GIVE ME A CASE 305 00:23:56,734 --> 00:23:58,233 AND THEIR HAIR IS A MESS, 306 00:23:58,233 --> 00:24:00,233 I SHALL SAY, "GO NEXT DOOR 307 00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:01,900 TO MY GOOD FRIEND B.K. 308 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,967 AT THE LAST CHANCE SALON. 309 00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:05,467 HE WILL SORT IT OUT." 310 00:24:05,467 --> 00:24:06,967 THAT I WILL DO. 311 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,800 YOU KNOW, THE FIRST TWO WEEKS WHEN WE GOT HERE, 312 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,500 OH, THERE WAS NOT EVEN A SINGLE CLIENT. 313 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,100 I HAD TO CUT MY ASSISTANT'S HAIR 314 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,700 20 TIMES JUST TO LOOK BUSY. 315 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:19,300 AT THE END HE WAS BALD, 316 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,033 BUT VERY CUTE. 317 00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:23,667 AND FINALLY THEY CAME. 318 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,300 THEY CAME. 319 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,734 THEY CAME. 320 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,467 ( speaking Setswana ) 321 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,900 KOKO? 322 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,800 KOKO? 323 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,967 - DUMELA, MMA. - DUMELA, MMA. 324 00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:09,867 PLEASE ENTER. 325 00:25:09,867 --> 00:25:11,967 I AM THE DETECTIVE. 326 00:25:11,967 --> 00:25:13,533 PLEASE GO IN. 327 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:37,967 A VERY COMFORTABLE CHAIR. 328 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:39,967 GOOD, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR PEOPLE 329 00:25:39,967 --> 00:25:42,000 WHO HAVE UNCOMFORTABLE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT 330 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 TO TALK ABOUT THEM IN COMFORT. 331 00:25:46,533 --> 00:25:50,633 AND EVEN THEN IT TAKES TIME TO OPEN UP. 332 00:25:52,433 --> 00:25:54,200 YES. 333 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,834 IT TAKES TIME. 334 00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:04,900 LOOK, I WILL MAKE US A CUP OF BUSH TEA. 335 00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:08,533 THERE IS NO PROBLEM 336 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:12,233 SO GREAT IT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY A CUP OF BUSH TEA. 337 00:26:12,233 --> 00:26:14,266 OH. 338 00:26:14,266 --> 00:26:15,967 JUST FORGIVE ME IF WE ARE DISTURBED 339 00:26:15,967 --> 00:26:17,600 AT SOME POINT BY A VISITOR. 340 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,667 I'M EXPECTING A YOUNG SECRETARY THIS MORNING. 341 00:26:20,667 --> 00:26:22,433 APPARENTLY SHE ACHIEVED 342 00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:25,033 THE HIGHEST-EVER RESULT FROM THE BOTSWANA COLLEGE 343 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:27,400 OF SECRETARIAL AND OFFICE SKILLS. 344 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,066 96%. 345 00:26:29,066 --> 00:26:32,066 97%, IN FACT. 346 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,667 YOU KNOW THE LADY IN QUESTION? 347 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:38,200 I AM THE LADY IN QUESTION. 348 00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:42,066 - I WAS EXPECTING SOMEONE-- - YOUNGER. 349 00:26:42,066 --> 00:26:43,767 PERHAPS YOUNGER. 350 00:26:43,767 --> 00:26:46,967 WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SECRETARY, 351 00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:49,533 AN IMAGE SPRINGS TO MIND OF SOMEONE-- 352 00:26:49,533 --> 00:26:51,633 IN A TIGHT SKIRT WHO WILL VERY SOON BE 353 00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:54,100 DISGRACING HERSELF UNDER A DESK WITH HER BOSS 354 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,233 IN WAYS THAT ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW SHE CAN STILL 355 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:58,166 LOOK AT HERSELF IN A MIRROR. UGH. 356 00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:01,333 NOT QUITE. NOT ALWAYS. 357 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:02,834 BUT OFTEN. 358 00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:05,734 I CANNOT TELL YOU THE NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE APPLIED FOR JOBS, 359 00:27:05,734 --> 00:27:07,567 WITH MY 97%, 360 00:27:07,567 --> 00:27:09,767 AND FOUND MYSELF IN COMPETITION WITH A GIRL 361 00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:12,367 WITH 42% AND A VERY SHORT SKIRT. 362 00:27:12,367 --> 00:27:15,100 AND EVERY TIME IT IS SHORT SKIRT WHO GETS THE JOB. 363 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,900 MMM. 364 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,400 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 365 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,033 IT IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD. 366 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,000 IT IS THE WAY OF THE MEN'S WORLD, 367 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,467 BUT THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY. 368 00:27:27,467 --> 00:27:30,066 I WILL GIVE YOU A MONTH'S TRIAL 369 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:33,200 AND IF YOU ARE A GOOD SECRETARY-- 370 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,767 I THINK I HAVE MENTIONED 97%. 371 00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:37,300 INDEED YOU HAVE-- 372 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:40,500 - WHICH IS UNPRECEDENTED. - I'M SURE IT IS-- 373 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,600 I WILL START WORK STRAIGHTAWAY. 374 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,133 ARE THERE ANY CASE NOTES YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO TYPE UP? 375 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,333 B.K.: KOKO! 376 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,667 ENTER! 377 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,900 - CAN I BORROW YOUR KETTLE, MMA? - MM-HMM. 378 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,734 OURS HAVE FUSED, WHOO! AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE 379 00:27:54,734 --> 00:27:57,133 TO CUT SOMEONE'S HAIR WITHOUT HAVING A CUP OF TEA. 380 00:27:57,133 --> 00:28:00,200 CERTAINLY. HELP YOURSELF. 381 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,033 OH, THANK YOU, DARLING LADY. 382 00:28:03,033 --> 00:28:05,567 SO HOW IS IT GOING TODAY? 383 00:28:05,567 --> 00:28:08,200 LOTS OF KIDNAPS AND KILLINGS? 384 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,834 NOT LOTS YET. 385 00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:14,300 B.K.: YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING THE OTHER DAY 386 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,867 WHILST I WAS CUTTING SOME REALLY BIG HAIR 387 00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,834 HOW SIMILAR OUR JOBS ARE. 388 00:28:18,834 --> 00:28:21,667 - HAIRDRESSER AND DETECTIVE. - IN WHAT WAY? 389 00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:25,166 WELL, BOTH OF US CAN TOTALLY CHANGE SOMEONE'S LIFE IN AN AFTERNOON-- 390 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,300 YOU BY SOLVING THE PROBLEMS IN THEIR LIVES, 391 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:30,266 AND ME BY SOLVING THE PROBLEMS OF THEIR HAIR. 392 00:28:32,233 --> 00:28:35,467 MR. B.K., THIS IS, UM... 393 00:28:35,467 --> 00:28:37,600 GRACE MAKUTSI. 394 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,066 MY NEW SECRETARY. 395 00:28:39,066 --> 00:28:40,667 - SECRETARY? - MMM. 396 00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:44,633 OOH, I WAS CERTAIN YOU WERE SOMEONE WITH A BIG PROBLEM 397 00:28:44,633 --> 00:28:47,166 FOR THE LADY DETECTIVE TO SOLVE, 398 00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:50,166 ALTHOUGH WE DO HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM, DON'T WE? 399 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,266 I THINK YOUR HAIR AND MY SCISSORS 400 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:54,433 SHOULD SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER 401 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,333 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 402 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:57,967 BYE-BYE. 403 00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:03,400 THAT MAN IS VERY MUCH LIKE A WOMAN. 404 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,767 ( horn honks ) 405 00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:28,467 - DUMELA, MMA. - DUMELA, RRA. 406 00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:32,800 THANK YOU, RRA. 407 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,967 I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO TAKE BOTH TYPEWRITERS. 408 00:29:35,967 --> 00:29:38,000 WE ARE NOT YET, AS IT WERE, 409 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,567 - INUNDATED WITH TYPING NEEDS. - QUITE SO, 410 00:29:41,567 --> 00:29:43,400 BUT IN THIS IMPERFECT WORLD, 411 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,333 I WAS ONLY ABLE TO LOCATE TWO TYPEWRITERS 412 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:49,000 AND BOTH HAVE PROBLEMS WITH CERTAIN LETTERS. 413 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,433 BUT I SINCERELY HOPE THAT BETWEEN THE TWO MACHINES, 414 00:29:52,433 --> 00:29:56,400 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TYPE EVERY WORD YOU NEED. 415 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,166 YOU ARE A DEAR FRIEND, RRA. 416 00:29:58,166 --> 00:30:00,734 - NO, MMA, IT'S YOU WHO IS A DEAR FRIEND. - YOU ARE SO DEAR TO ME. 417 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:03,133 - NO, HONESTLY, IT'S NOTHING. - I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DO. 418 00:30:03,133 --> 00:30:05,000 - THESE ARE JUST SMALL THINGS. - YOUR SENSITIVITY 419 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,033 - ABOUT MY NEEDS-- - CAN I ASK A SMALL QUESTION 420 00:30:07,033 --> 00:30:09,300 IN BETWEEN THIS DISCUSSION-- NONE OF MY BUSINESS-- 421 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,400 ABOUT WHO IS A DEAR FRIEND AND WHO IS NOT, 422 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,900 JUST TO CHECK THE CENTURY? 423 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,867 EXCUSE ME? 424 00:30:14,867 --> 00:30:17,266 IS THIS THE 21ST CENTURY 425 00:30:17,266 --> 00:30:19,967 OR DID I SLIP WITHOUT REALIZING INTO A TIME WARP? 426 00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:21,667 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 427 00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:24,367 AT SECRETARIAL COLLEGE IN HISTORY CLASS 428 00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:26,800 WE WERE TOLD OF A FORMER TIME BEFORE COMPUTERS 429 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,934 WHEN TYPING WAS DONE ON MACHINES 430 00:30:28,934 --> 00:30:31,233 AND OUR COUNTRY WAS CALLED BECHUANALAND 431 00:30:31,233 --> 00:30:33,200 AND DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH. 432 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,033 - Woman: KOKO? - AND THAT IS SOMEONE AT THE DOOR. 433 00:30:36,033 --> 00:30:39,066 - EXCUSE ME. - Precious: I'LL GO. 434 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,667 DUMELA, MMA. 435 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:49,400 DUMELA, MMA. 436 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,567 IS THIS THE NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY? 437 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,233 I'M SORRY, MY SISTER, 438 00:30:55,233 --> 00:30:56,767 BUT THE JOB OF SECRETARY 439 00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:59,467 HAS UNFORTUNATELY ALREADY BEEN TAKEN... 440 00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:01,300 AS I SAY, UNFORTUNATELY. 441 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:04,033 I AM NOT A SECRETARY, MMA. 442 00:31:04,033 --> 00:31:05,433 I HAVE A JOB. 443 00:31:05,433 --> 00:31:08,934 I JUST NEED TO SPEAK WITH A DETECTIVE. 444 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:11,300 ABOUT WHAT? 445 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:14,200 - ABOUT A PROBLEM. - A PROBLEM? 446 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,533 A MYSTERY? 447 00:31:17,533 --> 00:31:20,567 YES, EXACTLY. A MYSTERY. 448 00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:22,300 HALLELUJAH. 449 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,567 DON'T PANIC, PLEASE. 450 00:31:25,567 --> 00:31:28,166 JUST SIT DOWN HERE AND WE CAN ENJOY 451 00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:29,734 A CUP OF BUSH TEA IN THE SHADE. 452 00:31:29,734 --> 00:31:31,600 ( speaks Setswana ) 453 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,166 I AM MMA RAMOTSWE, 454 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:36,000 THE DETECTIVE. THAT IS ME. 455 00:31:45,934 --> 00:31:48,300 - WE HAVE A CASE. - YES! 456 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:51,333 - ( giggling ) - YES! 457 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:54,734 I NEED TEA-- TEA. 458 00:32:01,734 --> 00:32:05,300 MY NAME IS HAPPY-- HAPPY BAPETSI. 459 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,967 THAT IS A GOOD NAME. 460 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,166 AND ARE YOU HAPPY, HAPPY? 461 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:11,333 MOST OF THE TIME I AM HAPPY. 462 00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:13,200 ALTHOUGH, OF COURSE, AT THE MOMENT 463 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,800 I HAVE COME TO SEE YOU BECAUSE I AM NOT HAPPY. 464 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,667 OF COURSE, 465 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:21,033 BUT WHAT KIND PARENTS YOU HAD, CALLING YOU HAPPY. 466 00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:23,200 IMAGINE IF THEY CALLED YOU MISERABLE. 467 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,567 YES, THAT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN GOOD. 468 00:32:25,567 --> 00:32:27,166 OR UGLY. 469 00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:30,800 IMAGINE IF EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAID, "ARE YOU UGLY?" 470 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,400 YOU WOULD HAVE TO SAY, "YES, I AM." 471 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,800 YES, OR IF THEY HAD CALLED ME FATTY. 472 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,133 THEN I WOULD ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY, 473 00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:40,767 "YES, IT IS ME. I AM FATTY," 474 00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:42,266 FOR EXAMPLE. 475 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:45,233 OH NO, MMA. 476 00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:47,100 I AM OF TRADITIONAL BUILD. 477 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,834 - MANY MEN LIKE IT THAT WAY. - OF COURSE. 478 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,367 NOW TELL ME, 479 00:32:52,367 --> 00:32:55,533 WHAT IS MAKING YOU UNHAPPY, HAPPY BAPETSI? 480 00:32:55,533 --> 00:32:57,767 HERE IS MY STORY. 481 00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,166 WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG, 482 00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:03,467 MY DADDY LEFT HOME AND WE NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN. 483 00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:06,066 - I'M SORRY. - NO, DO NO BE TOO SAD. 484 00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:09,100 MY MOTHER AND I WERE VERY HAPPY. 485 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,333 BUT ONE DAY WE HEARD FROM A FRIEND 486 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:13,900 THAT THEY HAD BEEN IN A HOSPITAL IN ZIMBABWE, 487 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,867 AND HAD SEEN A MAN THEY THINK WAS MY DAD. 488 00:33:16,867 --> 00:33:19,667 AND HE WAS BEING CARRIED OUT ON A TROLLEY, DEAD. 489 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:22,433 OH, NOW I AM SORRY. 490 00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:24,367 THEN TWO YEARS AGO, 491 00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:26,367 MY MOTHER HERSELF DIED. 492 00:33:26,367 --> 00:33:29,166 THIS IS TRULY BAD NEWS. 493 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:33,166 YES, I MISS HER VERY MUCH, 494 00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,467 BUT SHE HAD TAUGHT ME MANY THINGS. 495 00:33:35,467 --> 00:33:36,967 AND SINCE SHE WAS LATE, 496 00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:40,266 I HAVE MADE A GREAT SUCCESS OF MY LIFE IN HER HONOR. 497 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:41,734 BUT TWO MONTHS AGO, 498 00:33:41,734 --> 00:33:45,433 I WAS SITTING IN THE GARDEN OF MY VERY NICE HOUSE 499 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:49,467 WHEN AN OLD MAN APPROACHED AND HE SAID TO ME, 500 00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:51,500 "ARE YOU HAPPY BAPETSI?" 501 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,533 I SAID, "YES, I AM." 502 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:56,433 HE BEGAN TO WEEP AND CRY. 503 00:33:56,433 --> 00:33:59,734 AND HE SAID, "MY DARLING HAPPY, 504 00:33:59,734 --> 00:34:01,567 I AM YOUR DADDY." 505 00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:03,367 YOUR DADDY? 506 00:34:03,367 --> 00:34:05,066 HE WAS NOT DEAD. 507 00:34:05,066 --> 00:34:07,166 HUH-UH, HE WAS NOT DEAD. 508 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,700 THIS IS A VERY GOOD STORY. 509 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:12,266 MY DADDY RETURNED 510 00:34:12,266 --> 00:34:15,667 AND I TOOK HIM IN AND I FED HIM 511 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:19,600 AND EVERY DAY SINCE THEN I HAVE ATTENDED TO ALL HIS NEEDS-- 512 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,066 AND THEY ARE MANY. 513 00:34:21,066 --> 00:34:23,600 HE DOES NO WORK, HE DOES NO CLEANING 514 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,300 AND HE IS ALWAYS ASKING FOR MORE BEER, 515 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,367 MORE PAP AND MORE MEAT. 516 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:29,867 WELL, MY SISTER, 517 00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:32,633 TAKING CARE OF AN OLD MAN CAN BE VERY TAXING. 518 00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:35,433 I TOOK CARE OF MY FATHER FOR MANY YEARS OF ILLNESS. 519 00:34:35,433 --> 00:34:36,967 IT WAS HARD HARD, 520 00:34:36,967 --> 00:34:39,300 BUT IN THE END 521 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:42,300 IT WAS THE BEST TIME I EVER SPENT. 522 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:45,667 - BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR DADDY. - YES. 523 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,800 WELL, THAT IS MY PROBLEM, MMA. 524 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,867 I AM STARTING TO SUSPECT THAT THIS MAN 525 00:34:50,867 --> 00:34:53,100 MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE MY DADDY. 526 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:55,033 NOT THE DADDY? 527 00:34:55,033 --> 00:34:57,033 I THINK HE MAY BE AN IMPOSTOR 528 00:34:57,033 --> 00:35:01,033 WHO IS ONLY LIVING WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE MONEY AND A GOOD JOB. 529 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,433 THIS IS A VERY BAD STORY. 530 00:35:04,433 --> 00:35:07,200 I'M SORRY, MMA. 531 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,133 NO, IT WILL BE HIM WHO WILL BE SORRY 532 00:35:11,133 --> 00:35:13,333 IF I DISCOVER HE IS NOT THE DADDY. 533 00:35:14,633 --> 00:35:17,033 SO, MMA, YOU WILL TAKE THE CASE? 534 00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:20,367 YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, HAPPY BAPETSI. 535 00:35:20,367 --> 00:35:22,467 THIS IS DEFINITELY A CASE 536 00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:25,266 FOR THE NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY. 537 00:35:26,934 --> 00:35:29,133 HOUSTON, WE HAVE BLASTOFF-- 538 00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:30,667 TAKEOFF. 539 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:33,166 HOUSTON, WE ARE IN THE ROCKET SHIP 540 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:34,834 AND HEADING FOR THE STARS. 541 00:35:34,834 --> 00:35:36,834 CASE NUMBER ONE-- 542 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:40,400 HAPPY BAPETSI AND THE DUBIOUS DADDY. 543 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,967 Man: HAPPY! HAPPY! HURRY UP NOW! 544 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:51,800 - ( honking ) - COMING! COMING! 545 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:56,533 - BYE-BYE, DADDY. - BYE-BYE. 546 00:35:57,834 --> 00:36:00,967 OOH, SORRY SORRY. SORRY. 547 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:42,266 I HAVE TYPED A REPORT. 548 00:36:43,567 --> 00:36:45,033 VERY GOOD. 549 00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:47,400 "THE CASE OF HAPPY BAPETSI 550 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,867 AND THE DUBIOUS DADDY: 551 00:36:48,867 --> 00:36:52,533 NO DEVELOPMENTS, NO LEADS, NO PROGRESS, 552 00:36:52,533 --> 00:36:54,066 ENDLESS CUPS OF BUSH TEA." 553 00:36:54,066 --> 00:36:56,200 EXCELLENT. 554 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,900 VERY ACCURATE REPORT. 555 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,333 THANK YOU. 556 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:03,433 PLEASE MAKE A FILE SO THAT YOU CAN FILE IT. 557 00:37:06,734 --> 00:37:09,333 IT IS JUST THAT I CANNOT HELP OBSERVING 558 00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:12,433 YOU HAVE BEEN SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR FOR TWO HOURS AND 47 MINUTES 559 00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:14,133 DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 560 00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:16,233 DOING NOTHING? 561 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:17,834 I'VE BEEN THINKING, 562 00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:20,367 AND THINKING IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART 563 00:37:20,367 --> 00:37:22,233 OF THE WORK OF A DETECTIVE AGENCY. 564 00:37:22,233 --> 00:37:23,834 EE? 565 00:37:23,834 --> 00:37:25,834 OH YES. I AM, 566 00:37:25,834 --> 00:37:28,300 DESPITE SUPERFICIAL APPEARANCES, 567 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,233 WORKING EXTREMELY HARD. 568 00:37:30,233 --> 00:37:32,533 AND HAVE YOU HAD A BREAKTHROUGH? 569 00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:34,300 MY THINKING IS PROGRESSING, 570 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,233 BUT NOT YET TO THE POINT OF BREAKTHROUGH. 571 00:37:36,233 --> 00:37:39,433 THEN I WILL LEAVE YOU TO WORK HARD ONCE MORE. 572 00:37:39,433 --> 00:37:43,233 THANK YOU. 573 00:37:45,367 --> 00:37:47,567 I AM SORRY TO DISTURB YOU AGAIN, MMA, 574 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:50,567 PARTICULARLY SINCE YOU ARE WORKING SO VERY HARD, 575 00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:53,867 BUT THERE IS SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU. 576 00:37:53,867 --> 00:37:55,533 - REALLY? - EE, MMA. 577 00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:57,300 IT IS VERY BUSY NOW. 578 00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:00,333 IT IS LIKE THE SIR SERETSE KHAMA AIRPORT IN HERE. 579 00:38:08,133 --> 00:38:10,266 DUMELA, MMA. 580 00:38:11,567 --> 00:38:13,367 WHERE'S THE DETECTIVE? 581 00:38:13,367 --> 00:38:15,400 THAT IS ME, SISTER. I AM THE DETECTIVE. 582 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,567 AND YOU CLAIM YOU ARE THE NUMBER ONE LADY DETECTIVE? 583 00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:22,000 - IT IS TRUE. - ON WHOSE SAY-SO? 584 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,734 THERE ARE NO OTHER LADY DETECTIVES IN BOTSWANA. 585 00:38:24,734 --> 00:38:27,433 THEREFORE, I AM DEFINITELY NUMBER ONE. 586 00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:29,166 WHAT IS YOUR SUCCESS RATE? 587 00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:32,266 WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DISSATISFIED CLIENTS. 588 00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:33,800 Woman: MM-HMM? 589 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,600 SO IF, FOR INSTANCE, 590 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,767 A WOMAN CAME TO YOU 591 00:38:38,767 --> 00:38:40,533 SUSPICIOUS OF HER HUSBAND, 592 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:43,900 YOU COULD GUARANTEE TO FIND OUT WHETHER HE IS OR IS NOT UNFAITHFUL? 593 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,600 MOST MEN ARE UNFAITHFUL. 594 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,200 YOU DON'T NEED A DETECTIVE TO TELL YOU THAT. 595 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,667 - YOU ARE MARRIED? - YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE MARRIED TO KNOW ABOUT MEN! 596 00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:53,900 WHAT WOMAN HAS NOT SUFFERED PAIN AND HEARTBREAK 597 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:57,500 - AT THE HANDS OF A MAN? - PERHAPS I CAN ASK YOU TO STEP INTO MY OFFICE. 598 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,433 GOOD IDEA. 599 00:38:59,433 --> 00:39:01,834 I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS HUSBAND. 600 00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:20,233 I KNOW HE-- 601 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:22,000 HE ACTS STRANGE. 602 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,800 WHEN HE ACTS STRANGE, I GET A FEELING. 603 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,900 A FEELING. 604 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,467 LAST WEDNESDAY FOR INSTANCE, 605 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,800 HE TOLD ME HE WAS DELAYED IN MAUN, 606 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,533 - AND THEN HE DIDN'T COME HOME AT ALL. - VERY BAD SIGN. 607 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,500 LAST NIGHT HE TOOK ME 608 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,600 FOR A ROMANTIC BUFFET DINNER AT GABORONE SUN, 609 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,367 AND TOLD ME 610 00:39:45,367 --> 00:39:47,867 I WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN BOTSWANA. 611 00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:50,133 Grace: ADULTERER! 612 00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:52,734 THANK YOU, MMA. 613 00:39:52,734 --> 00:39:56,633 I AM SORRY. MY SECRETARY IS NEW. 614 00:39:58,633 --> 00:40:00,200 Woman: BUT IS SHE RIGHT? 615 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,100 IS HE A PHILANDERER OF THE FIRST WATER? 616 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:07,467 I WILL TRY TO FIND OUT. 617 00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:10,800 YES. FIND OUT. 618 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,900 HE IS BUSANG-- KREMLIN BUSANG. 619 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,166 HERE ARE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS. 620 00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:22,934 I AM BUSANG TOO, OF COURSE. 621 00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:25,400 ALICE. 622 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400 YES, I KNOW, 623 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,166 HE IS VERY HANDSOME. 624 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,567 YES. 625 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,166 DOES HE LOOK LIKE A RASCAL? 626 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,900 I WOULD WANT SOME PROOF BEFORE I SAID THAT. 627 00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:41,033 YES, ME TOO. 628 00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:42,533 I WANT PROOF. 629 00:40:42,533 --> 00:40:44,233 PROPER PROOF. 630 00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:04,166 ( laughs ) 631 00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:06,133 YES, SO, QUITE FUNNY-- 632 00:41:06,133 --> 00:41:07,867 A NEW CUSTOMER, 633 00:41:07,867 --> 00:41:09,533 A CHINESE GENTLEMAN, 634 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,834 VERY GRATEFUL THAT I HAD REPAIRED HIS CAR-- 635 00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:13,734 DIRTY SPARK PLUGS, NOTHING REALLY-- 636 00:41:13,734 --> 00:41:16,166 GAVE ME THIS PERFUME FOR MY WIFE, 637 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:19,367 AND I, NOT HAVING ONE, THOUGHT OF YOU. 638 00:41:19,367 --> 00:41:21,500 OH. 639 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:23,967 THANK YOU, RRA. 640 00:41:23,967 --> 00:41:27,100 I AM NOT ONE FOR WEARING PERFUME, 641 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:30,734 - BUT THANK YOU, RRA, FOR THINKING OF ME. - I DID. 642 00:41:30,734 --> 00:41:32,200 ( nervous laughing ) 643 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,834 SO HOW'S THE VEHICLE? BRAKES BETTER? 644 00:41:34,834 --> 00:41:38,300 - YES, WORKING FINE AGAIN. - GOOD. 645 00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:41,133 - RRA? - EE, MMA? 646 00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:44,000 WHERE DOES A MAN GO TO FIND A WOMAN? 647 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,467 WHERE DOES A MAN GO TO FIND A WOMAN? 648 00:41:46,467 --> 00:41:48,033 MMM, YES. 649 00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:51,500 WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS MAN AND THIS WOMAN? 650 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,734 - ( laughs ) NO. - NO? NO. 651 00:41:54,734 --> 00:41:56,500 NOT A MAN LIKE YOU, RRA. 652 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,734 NOT A WOMAN LIKE ME. 653 00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:01,233 I'M AFRAID I DON'T KNOW 654 00:42:01,233 --> 00:42:05,033 WHERE A MAN GOES TO FIND A WOMAN. 655 00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:11,133 A HOTEL? THE GOLF CLUB? 656 00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:14,467 - A CASINO? - NO, TOO PUBLIC. 657 00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:17,900 THIS MAN WOULD NOT WANT HIS WIFE TO FIND OUT. 658 00:42:19,533 --> 00:42:22,800 MY APPRENTICES SOMETIMES GO TO THESE BARS AND CLUBS. 659 00:42:24,033 --> 00:42:26,600 THEY GO TO THE GO-GO HANDSOME MENS BAR. 660 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,400 THAT IS A DARK PLACE WHERE A MAN MIGHT NOT BE RECOGNIZED, 661 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,367 WHERE IT'S TOO DARK TO TELL WHETHER A MAN IS HANDSOME OR NOT, 662 00:42:34,367 --> 00:42:36,600 OR MARRIED OR NOT. 663 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,767 EXCELLENT, RRA. 664 00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:40,367 EXCELLENT LEAD. 665 00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:43,066 YOU KNOW, 666 00:42:43,066 --> 00:42:46,400 I'M GOING TO TAKE A NICE BATH, 667 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,367 AND TRY YOUR PERFUME. 668 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:52,333 GOOD, VERY GOOD. ALL GOOD. 669 00:43:00,233 --> 00:43:02,700 THE GO-GO HANDSOME MENS BAR? 670 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:04,934 - THAT'S THE ONE. - HMM. 671 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,567 ( pop music playing ) 672 00:43:16,567 --> 00:43:18,900 ( loud chattering ) 673 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:33,433 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR YOUR HUSBAND? 674 00:43:33,433 --> 00:43:34,967 NO. 675 00:43:34,967 --> 00:43:38,400 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CUSTOMER? 676 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,033 NO, I'M LOOKING FOR AN ICED TEA. 677 00:43:41,033 --> 00:43:42,667 WE DON'T SERVE ICED TEA. 678 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:45,033 THEN I'LL TAKE A SMALL GLASS OF BEER. 679 00:43:45,033 --> 00:43:46,734 OKAY, SHARP. 680 00:43:46,734 --> 00:43:49,033 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW SOME LIPSTICK? 681 00:43:49,033 --> 00:43:52,300 NO, THANK YOU. 682 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:14,600 LADIES. 683 00:44:34,033 --> 00:44:36,066 ( laughing ) 684 00:44:56,900 --> 00:45:00,533 ( trumpet solo ) 685 00:45:07,767 --> 00:45:10,467 ( slow trumpet music ) 686 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:38,500 YOU ARE NEW HERE. 687 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,266 YES. 688 00:45:40,266 --> 00:45:42,433 NO, I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE. 689 00:45:42,433 --> 00:45:46,500 - I THINK I KNOW WHO. - REALLY? WHO? 690 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,500 ME. 691 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:52,166 IN FACT, I THINK YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 692 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,633 LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK. 693 00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:56,467 NO, THANK YOU, I'M JUST LEAVING. 694 00:45:56,467 --> 00:45:58,033 SHE LIKES ICED TEA, KREMLIN. 695 00:45:58,033 --> 00:46:00,934 THEN I WILL BUY YOU AN ICED TEA. 696 00:46:00,934 --> 00:46:02,834 THEY DON'T SERVE ICED TEA. 697 00:46:02,834 --> 00:46:05,266 THEN WE WILL GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY DO. 698 00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:07,400 IF MY FATTY WANTS ICED TEA, 699 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,600 THEN I WILL CLIMB A MOUNTAIN TO FIND IT. 700 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,000 YOU ARE VERY KIND. 701 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,233 I-- I'M SURE THERE ARE OTHERS YOU WISH TO TALK TO HERE. 702 00:46:14,233 --> 00:46:15,934 NO, NONE. 703 00:46:15,934 --> 00:46:17,533 SKINNY LITTLE BABY GIRLS. 704 00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:18,967 I REALLY AM LEAVING. 705 00:46:18,967 --> 00:46:22,233 ( new song begins ) 706 00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:29,500 IF YOU LEAVE ME, I SHALL WALK STRAIGHT OUT BEHIND YOU. 707 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:32,100 AND IF YOU WON'T TAKE ME WITH YOU WHEREVER YOU GO, 708 00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:35,000 I SHALL KILL MYSELF RIGHT THERE ON THE STREET. 709 00:46:36,233 --> 00:46:38,400 DO YOU HAVE A WIFE, RRA? 710 00:46:39,967 --> 00:46:42,066 BECAUSE I'M NOT LEAVING A BAR 711 00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:44,266 WITH A MAN WHO IS A MARRIED MAN. 712 00:46:45,233 --> 00:46:47,667 I LOVE A WOMAN WITH VALUES. 713 00:46:47,667 --> 00:46:51,600 ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN SAVING MYSELF 714 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,934 FOR SUCH A WOMAN. 715 00:46:53,934 --> 00:46:56,433 BEAUTIFUL LADY. 716 00:46:56,433 --> 00:46:58,700 I AM AS SINGLE 717 00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,967 AS JESUS CHRIST. 718 00:47:03,367 --> 00:47:05,166 Kremlin: HEY, WHERE CAN WE FIND 719 00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:07,800 AN ICED TEA AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT? 720 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,667 THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET ICED TEA IS THE PRESIDENT HOTEL, 721 00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:12,867 AND IT WILL COST YOU AN ARM AND LEG. 722 00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:15,033 AW, AND I NEED BOTH ARMS, MMA, 723 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:16,900 TO PUT AROUND YOU. 724 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:19,100 DON'T YOU HAVE AN ICED TEA AT YOUR HOUSE? 725 00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:20,734 DON'T YOU HAVE ICED TEA AT YOUR HOUSE? 726 00:47:20,734 --> 00:47:23,800 - OH NO, AND MY HOUSE IS FAR FAR. - HMM. 727 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,200 AND I BET YOUR HOUSE HAS A LOVE SEAT 728 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,700 FOR YOUR LOVELY SEAT, EH? 729 00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:33,100 AM I RIGHT? I KNOW I AM RIGHT. 730 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:37,033 I HAVE NO LOVE SEAT IN MY FAR FAR HOUSE. 731 00:47:37,033 --> 00:47:38,567 ZEBRA DRIVE? 732 00:47:38,567 --> 00:47:41,467 ZEBRA DRIVE. NOT BAD. 733 00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:43,567 I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE THING 734 00:47:43,567 --> 00:47:46,233 RIGHT HERE AND NOW, MY FATTY. 735 00:47:46,233 --> 00:47:48,967 YOU ARE A PROPER 736 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:51,600 GORGEOUS AFRICAN WOMAN. 737 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,100 YOU ARE FAT 738 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,567 AND FABULOUS. 739 00:47:56,567 --> 00:47:59,433 - AMEN. - YEAH! 740 00:47:59,433 --> 00:48:00,934 FABULOUS! 741 00:48:00,934 --> 00:48:04,233 FABULOUS. 742 00:48:06,934 --> 00:48:09,667 I LOVE THIS HOUSE. 743 00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:11,834 WHAT KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU, 744 00:48:11,834 --> 00:48:14,500 TO OWN A HOUSE LIKE THIS? 745 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:18,266 A WOMAN WHO HAD A GOOD FATHER. 746 00:48:18,266 --> 00:48:20,867 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 747 00:48:20,867 --> 00:48:22,500 IT'S DIFFICULT TO DESCRIBE. 748 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,900 LET'S SAY 749 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,133 I TRY TO SOLVE PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS. 750 00:48:27,133 --> 00:48:29,633 I WANT TO MARRY YOU. 751 00:48:29,633 --> 00:48:32,433 ( laughing ) 752 00:48:32,433 --> 00:48:34,934 I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS AND YOU ARE 753 00:48:34,934 --> 00:48:37,000 THE SOLUTION TO THEM ALL. 754 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,500 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 755 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:43,000 YOU CAN CALL ME DOLLAR. 756 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,667 DOLLAR? ( groans ) 757 00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:49,800 SO WHY DID THAT GIRL IN THE GO-GO HANDSOME MENS BAR 758 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,300 CALL YOU KREMLIN? 759 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:53,066 KREMLIN IS MY NICKNAME. 760 00:48:53,066 --> 00:48:55,133 IT'S WHAT ALL THE GIRLS CALL ME 761 00:48:55,133 --> 00:48:58,266 BECAUSE I CAN KEEP A SECRET LIKE THE SPIES IN THE KREMLIN. 762 00:48:58,266 --> 00:49:02,500 I CAN LOVE YOU AND NOBODY NEED KNOW. 763 00:49:04,934 --> 00:49:07,200 COME HERE, BIG GIRL. 764 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,300 COME HERE AND TELL ME WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 765 00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:11,233 A GOOD MAN MADE YOU HAPPY. 766 00:49:11,233 --> 00:49:13,333 I THINK THE QUESTION IS 767 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:16,767 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A BAD MAN MADE ME HAPPY? 768 00:49:16,767 --> 00:49:18,900 ( laughing ) YES. 769 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:22,700 YES, LET'S PUT ON SOME MUSIC 770 00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:25,834 AND TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS, EH? 771 00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:27,767 YES? YES? 772 00:49:30,066 --> 00:49:33,433 YES. 773 00:49:34,867 --> 00:49:36,967 AHH. 774 00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:42,266 MMM. 775 00:49:45,633 --> 00:49:48,567 YOU ARE A GODDESS. 776 00:49:48,567 --> 00:49:50,033 I COULD LOOK 777 00:49:50,033 --> 00:49:53,033 AT THAT VIEW ALL NIGHT. 778 00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:55,567 ( laughing ) 779 00:49:55,567 --> 00:49:59,367 YES YES! 780 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,233 ( Jazz music playing ) 781 00:50:17,233 --> 00:50:19,934 OH MY LORD. 782 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:23,467 ( squeals ) 783 00:50:23,467 --> 00:50:26,633 NOW COME TO KREMLIN 784 00:50:26,633 --> 00:50:28,400 AND LET US MAKE SOME 785 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,100 SECRET MUSIC TOGETHER. 786 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:34,133 YOU AND ME, 787 00:50:34,133 --> 00:50:36,133 THEN ME AND YOU. 788 00:50:36,133 --> 00:50:37,834 THEN MAYBE LATER 789 00:50:37,834 --> 00:50:40,667 SOME MORE YOU 790 00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:42,767 AND ME. 791 00:50:42,767 --> 00:50:45,200 OOH. 792 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,133 JUST ONE LITTLE THING FIRST. 793 00:50:48,133 --> 00:50:50,533 WHAT? 794 00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:57,066 YOU ARE BAD. 795 00:50:57,066 --> 00:50:59,033 YOU WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES OF US? 796 00:50:59,033 --> 00:51:02,166 EE, I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU, 797 00:51:02,166 --> 00:51:04,767 BUT IF YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE OF BOTH OF US-- 798 00:51:04,767 --> 00:51:08,333 OF COURSE, OF COURSE. 799 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,100 WHAT A GOOD IDEA. 800 00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:13,066 LET ME DO IT. 801 00:51:13,066 --> 00:51:15,500 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE 802 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,400 SOMETHING OFF FIRST? 803 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,200 OH, LET'S START AT THE BEGINNING, 804 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,800 FULLY DRESSED. 805 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,300 LIKE A PHOTO DIARY, EH? 806 00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:29,133 EXACTLY. LIKE A DIARY. 807 00:51:30,033 --> 00:51:32,967 ENTRY NUMBER ONE-- 808 00:51:32,967 --> 00:51:34,800 THE KISS. 809 00:51:45,166 --> 00:51:47,533 ( camera clicks ) 810 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,166 THAT WAS A GOOD KISS. 811 00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:54,467 I KNOW, 812 00:51:54,467 --> 00:51:58,500 BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE FLASH DID NOT GO OFF. 813 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:00,433 ( beeps ) 814 00:52:00,433 --> 00:52:03,633 - ( laughing ) - ONE MORE TIME? 815 00:52:12,367 --> 00:52:14,934 - ( camera clicks ) - MMM. 816 00:52:14,934 --> 00:52:18,233 ( beeps and clicks ) 817 00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:21,567 - OH! NO, GO HOME. - HUH? 818 00:52:21,567 --> 00:52:23,600 - GO HOME. - ( SPEAKS SETSWANA ) 819 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,066 WHAT ABOUT ENTRY NUMBER TWO? 820 00:52:26,066 --> 00:52:28,166 ENTRY NUMBER TWO? 821 00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:30,967 ENTRY NUMBER TWO WILL BE NEXT TIME. 822 00:52:30,967 --> 00:52:33,133 I CAN'T GO HOME. I WILL DIE. 823 00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:36,500 I WILL DIE OF PASSION. I WILL DIE OF HOLDING IN ALL THIS PASSION. 824 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:39,233 - PLEASE. - GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT. 825 00:52:41,433 --> 00:52:43,433 OKAY. 826 00:52:43,433 --> 00:52:45,400 I WILL BE HERE AGAIN, 827 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,000 RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR 828 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,800 ON MY KNEES WITH MY EYES CLOSED 829 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,700 AND MY LIPS PARTED. 830 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,033 ( sighs ) 831 00:52:59,033 --> 00:53:01,400 ( typewriter clacking ) 832 00:53:12,033 --> 00:53:15,500 - ALICE BUSANG WAS JUST HERE. - TO SAY WHAT? 833 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,100 TO SAY YOU SHOULD CALL HER. 834 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,667 YOU CANNOT, OF COURSE, NOT HAVING A TELEPHONE. 835 00:53:19,667 --> 00:53:23,000 THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD PUBLIC TELEPHONE OUTSIDE. 836 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,433 WE ARE A DETECTIVE AGENCY. 837 00:53:25,433 --> 00:53:27,934 WHAT IF THAT PHONE IS BUSY, 838 00:53:27,934 --> 00:53:30,734 OR, HEAVEN FORBID, SOMEBODY WANTED TO CALL US? 839 00:53:30,734 --> 00:53:32,767 THAT IS WHY I HAVE A SECRETARY. 840 00:53:32,767 --> 00:53:34,834 SHE CAME IN, SHE LEFT A MESSAGE. 841 00:53:34,834 --> 00:53:37,333 BUT SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 842 00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:40,000 I DON'T LIKE TELEPHONES. 843 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,166 PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST SPEAK TO YOU WILLY-NILLY. 844 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:45,200 SHE'S A CLIENT. 845 00:53:47,467 --> 00:53:50,100 HOW CAN WE MAKE THE AGENCY A SUCCESS 846 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:53,734 IF WE DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO CLIENTS? I'M FRUSTRATED. 847 00:53:53,734 --> 00:53:56,300 I KNOW. 848 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:58,934 IT IS UNPROFESSIONAL! 849 00:53:58,934 --> 00:54:00,400 VERY WELL THEN. 850 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,300 BUY A TELEPHONE. 851 00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,200 DOES IT HAVE TO BE ON ALL THE TIME? 852 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,834 NO, WE CAN GET AN ANSWER PHONE. 853 00:54:08,834 --> 00:54:11,600 "HELLO, THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE 854 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,333 LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY. 855 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:16,166 WE ARE OUT AT THIS MOMENT." 856 00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:18,066 OR, "WE ARE BUSY." 857 00:54:18,066 --> 00:54:21,500 - OR, "WE ARE UNABLE--" - YES, I AM BUSY, 858 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,066 AND I'M GOING OUT. 859 00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:33,333 - I THINK I WOULD LIKE THIS ONE. - Child: THAT'S A NICE ONE. 860 00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:35,433 DELICIOUS. FIVE PULA. 861 00:54:35,433 --> 00:54:37,800 - THANK YOU, MY LILY. - YOU'RE DOING SO WELL. 862 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,166 - THANK YOU. - OKAY, THANK YOU. 863 00:54:40,166 --> 00:54:41,700 - LATER, LILY. - BYE. 864 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:43,166 SEE YOU LATER, BYE. 865 00:54:43,166 --> 00:54:45,567 ( speaking Setswana ) 866 00:54:48,367 --> 00:54:52,367 Man: This is my son, right? It's been two weeks now. 867 00:54:52,367 --> 00:54:54,667 My son has disappeared. 868 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:56,533 We have looked for him all over. 869 00:54:56,533 --> 00:54:58,900 ( speaking Setswana ) 870 00:55:05,033 --> 00:55:07,133 When he didn't come home around 4:00 p.m.-- 871 00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:09,300 I actually thought he would come home, 872 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:12,400 because he usually plays with other boys after school, 873 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,100 or even goes to his aunt's place, 874 00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,233 but he never came home. 875 00:55:16,233 --> 00:55:18,967 I've been waiting and waiting and waiting, 876 00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:20,834 and I'm honestly getting worried. 877 00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:23,967 I'm really looking forward to seeing my son again. 878 00:55:23,967 --> 00:55:26,333 My wife is so devastated. 879 00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:28,200 We really miss him. 880 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,033 His name is Thabiso. 881 00:55:31,033 --> 00:55:33,867 This is his picture just taken... 882 00:55:33,867 --> 00:55:36,367 THAT'S WHY I COULD NEVER BE A PARENT. 883 00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:39,000 ONE OF THE REASONS ANYWAY. 884 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,500 YOU CAN SEE THAT THIS POOR MAN 885 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:43,100 WOULD CUT HIMSELF IN HALF IF IT WOULD BRING BACK HIS SON. 886 00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:49,100 IT'S TRUE, RRA. 887 00:55:53,633 --> 00:55:55,767 RRA! 888 00:55:57,734 --> 00:56:00,066 IT IS SO TRUE WHAT YOU SAY. 889 00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:03,200 A DADDY WOULD CUT HIMSELF IN HALF. 890 00:56:04,100 --> 00:56:05,767 THANK YOU. 891 00:56:05,767 --> 00:56:09,934 THIS IS WHAT THE GREAT MR. CLOVIS ANDERSEN WOULD CALL A BREAKTHROUGH. 892 00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:30,100 Doctor: AH, NURSE KGOMOTSO, 893 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:33,100 THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND, MMA RAMOTSWE. 894 00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:35,734 SHE IS BOTSWANA'S FIRST LADY DETECTIVE, 895 00:56:35,734 --> 00:56:37,033 AND SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP. 896 00:56:37,033 --> 00:56:38,967 - DUMELA, MMA. - DUMELA, MMA. 897 00:56:38,967 --> 00:56:40,433 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 898 00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:42,633 YOU COULD HAVE HELPED ME BY EATING MORE FOOD 899 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,633 AND TAKING LESS EXERCISE. 900 00:56:44,633 --> 00:56:46,200 SORRY, WHAT? 901 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,133 THANK YOU, MY DEAR FRIEND. 902 00:56:48,133 --> 00:56:51,800 COME NOW, SISTER. ALL WILL BE EXPLAINED IN A MOMENT. 903 00:56:53,667 --> 00:56:54,934 MM-MM. 904 00:56:57,233 --> 00:56:59,600 ( siren wailing ) 905 00:57:13,533 --> 00:57:15,800 DUMELA, RRA. 906 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,266 ( siren blaring ) 907 00:57:20,333 --> 00:57:22,433 ARE YOU RRA BAPETSI? 908 00:57:22,433 --> 00:57:24,333 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 909 00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:27,500 - ARE YOU RRA BAPETSI? - YES, I AM. 910 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,166 THE DADDY OF HAPPY BAPETSI? 911 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:32,400 YES, INDEED. WHAT IS GOING ON? 912 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,467 I'VE GOT VERY BAD NEWS FOR YOU. 913 00:57:35,467 --> 00:57:37,567 SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED. 914 00:57:37,567 --> 00:57:39,633 NO, NOT TO MY DAUGHTER. 915 00:57:39,633 --> 00:57:41,700 I AM AFRAID SO. 916 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:43,500 SHE'S BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 917 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,633 OH, MY DARLING HAPPY. 918 00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:47,133 TELL ME SHE'S NOT DEAD. 919 00:57:47,133 --> 00:57:50,500 TELL A POOR OLD MAN HIS ONLY DAUGHTER IS STILL ALIVE. 920 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,367 SHE IS BUT HER LIFE IS HANGING BY A THREAD. 921 00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:56,600 TAKE ME TO HER. I MUST WATCH OVER HER. 922 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,533 I MUST MAKE SURE NO EXPENSE IS SPARED TO BRING HER BACK TO HEALTH. 923 00:57:59,533 --> 00:58:02,834 EE, RRA. YOU ARE A GOOD MAN. 924 00:58:02,834 --> 00:58:04,867 A GOOD DADDY. 925 00:58:06,767 --> 00:58:10,200 ( siren wailing ) 926 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,000 I'M AFRAID I MUST TELL YOU MORE OF THE BAD NEWS. 927 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,266 I'M A MAN, I CAN TAKE IT. 928 00:58:15,266 --> 00:58:18,000 HAPPY HAS LOST A LOT OF BLOOD. 929 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,400 WE WILL REPLACE IT. WE HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. 930 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,400 WE'LL BUY ALL THE BLOOD IN GABORONE. 931 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,266 DO NOT WORRY. WE WILL NOT HAVE TO DO THAT. 932 00:58:25,266 --> 00:58:29,266 - BLOOD IS FREE? - NO, BUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER-- 933 00:58:29,266 --> 00:58:32,333 - OH, SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. - YOUR VERY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER 934 00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:34,266 HAS A VERY RARE BLOOD TYPE. 935 00:58:34,266 --> 00:58:35,700 THEN WE'LL TRACK IT DOWN. 936 00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:38,400 WE HAVE ALREADY DONE SO. 937 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,967 PRAISE THE LORD. 938 00:58:39,967 --> 00:58:42,834 YES, THE ONLY PERSON IN BOTSWANA 939 00:58:42,834 --> 00:58:44,367 WHO WILL HAVE HER BLOOD TYPE 940 00:58:44,367 --> 00:58:46,200 WILL BE A BLOOD RELATIVE, 941 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,400 SO WE WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR THE BLOOD, 942 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,200 BECAUSE IT WILL BE YOUR BLOOD. 943 00:58:51,734 --> 00:58:53,900 - MY BLOOD? - YES. 944 00:58:55,266 --> 00:58:57,166 HOW MUCH OF MY BLOOD? 945 00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:58,934 ABOUT HALF. 946 00:58:58,934 --> 00:59:00,767 HALF OF MY BLOOD? 947 00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:04,133 YES, IT WAS A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT. 948 00:59:04,133 --> 00:59:07,633 BLOOD IS POURING FROM YOUR DAUGHTER IN MORE THAN ONE PLACE. 949 00:59:07,633 --> 00:59:09,667 SHE IS LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD. 950 00:59:09,667 --> 00:59:12,734 HOW LUCKY SHE IS TO HAVE A DADDY 951 00:59:12,734 --> 00:59:14,467 WHO WOULD SAVE HER LIFE, 952 00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:16,166 EVEN PERHAPS AT THE RISK OF HIS OWN. 953 00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:20,100 - IS IT? - IMAGINE IT. 954 00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:23,567 THE WHOLE BOTTOM HALF OF YOUR BODY, 955 00:59:23,567 --> 00:59:25,100 OR THE TOP, 956 00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:28,000 DRAINED OFF IN AN HOUR. 957 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,200 HALF OF MY BODY WITHOUT BLOOD? 958 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,767 AT LEAST. 959 00:59:35,734 --> 00:59:38,467 I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE. 960 00:59:38,467 --> 00:59:41,600 A MISTAKE? OF WHAT KIND? 961 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:45,266 I AM NOT THE DADDY OF HAPPY BAPETSI. 962 00:59:45,266 --> 00:59:47,333 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 963 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:48,934 I'M NOT THE DADDY. 964 00:59:48,934 --> 00:59:51,433 NOT THE DADDY? 965 00:59:51,433 --> 00:59:53,734 ( siren stops abruptly ) 966 00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:58,300 OUT. 967 00:59:59,967 --> 01:00:01,967 HERE? 968 01:00:01,967 --> 01:00:04,066 THIS IS NOWHERE. 969 01:00:04,066 --> 01:00:05,967 - GET OUT! - AAH! 970 01:00:05,967 --> 01:00:07,467 WHAT ABOUT MY THINGS? 971 01:00:07,467 --> 01:00:09,767 WHAT ABOUT MY LAPTOP? MY BLUETOOTH? 972 01:00:09,767 --> 01:00:12,000 WHAT ABOUT MY BOOM BOOM BOX? 973 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,633 MY SATELLITE DISH? 974 01:00:13,633 --> 01:00:17,000 GET OFF WITH YOU. YOU ARE NOT A MAN. 975 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,166 YOU ARE A WORM AND WORMS HAVE NO POSSESSIONS. 976 01:00:20,166 --> 01:00:22,166 GET OFF! GET OFF WITH YOU! 977 01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:24,967 YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE VILLAGE. 978 01:00:24,967 --> 01:00:27,033 YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS IN MY BUSINESS. 979 01:00:27,033 --> 01:00:29,000 YOU NEED A MAN! 980 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,066 ( yelling in Setswana ) 981 01:00:39,667 --> 01:00:42,033 ( horn honks ) 982 01:00:47,233 --> 01:00:49,600 ( laughing ) 983 01:00:56,233 --> 01:00:58,133 DUMELA TO A DARLING LADY. 984 01:00:58,133 --> 01:01:00,066 Precious: DUMELA, DEAR FRIEND. 985 01:01:00,066 --> 01:01:03,133 COME COME COME, WE NEED YOU. 986 01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:05,734 SO WORD AROUND THE KGALE SHOPPING CENTER 987 01:01:05,734 --> 01:01:08,033 IS THAT YOU NO LONGER NEED MY ENCOURAGEMENT. 988 01:01:08,033 --> 01:01:10,000 WELL, I STILL HAVE TO THANK YOU FOR IT. 989 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,133 WELL, SIT DOWN. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT FINGERS. 990 01:01:13,133 --> 01:01:14,900 THIS HANDSOME GENTLEMAN HERE, 991 01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:16,700 HIS NAME IS HECTOR LEPODISE. 992 01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,333 - MMA RAMOTSWE. - MMA RAMOTSWE. 993 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:23,066 MMA, I HAVE A MAN WHO LOST HIS FINGER AT MY FACTORY. 994 01:01:23,066 --> 01:01:25,333 B.K.: HECTOR OWNS A BOLT-MAKING FACTORY. 995 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:26,834 IT'S THE BOLT FOR THE ROOF. 996 01:01:26,834 --> 01:01:28,533 YOUR ROOF HAS IT, MY ROOF HAS IT, 997 01:01:28,533 --> 01:01:30,166 HECTOR MAKES IT. 998 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:33,500 THE THING IS HE WANTS COMPENSATION-- A LOT. 999 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:36,900 I'VE GOT A LETTER FROM HIS LAWYER-- 4,000 PULA. 1000 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:39,567 A VERY VALUABLE FINGER. 1001 01:01:39,567 --> 01:01:41,700 OOH HEY, CUT OFF MINE. I NEED THE CASH. 1002 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:45,867 - I WANT TO BE FAIR. - AND SO YOU SHOULD BE. 1003 01:01:45,867 --> 01:01:49,400 FOR A WORKING MAN TO LOSE HIS FINGER IS A TERRIBLE THING. 1004 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,900 BY THE WAY, HECTOR LEPODISE IS A CHRISTIAN MAN. 1005 01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:53,433 A BIG TIPPER. 1006 01:01:53,433 --> 01:01:55,266 WELL, GOD SEES US. 1007 01:01:55,266 --> 01:01:56,734 YOU THINK SO? 1008 01:01:56,734 --> 01:01:59,433 I THINK WE'RE SO TINY WHEN GOD LOOKS DOWN AT US. 1009 01:01:59,433 --> 01:02:01,900 IT'S LIKE THE HAIR ON YOUR HEAD, MILLIONS OF THEM, 1010 01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:03,367 BUT GOD SEES THE WHOLE HAIRCUT. 1011 01:02:03,367 --> 01:02:05,166 ( laughs ) 1012 01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:07,300 THIS MORETSI-- HE'S CALLED MORETSI-- 1013 01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:09,400 NEVER HAD A SMILE ON HIS FACE. 1014 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,633 THEN ONE DAY HE WAS GONE. 1015 01:02:11,633 --> 01:02:14,767 THE NEXT THING WE KNOW, I HAVE A CERTIFICATE FROM THE HOSPITAL 1016 01:02:14,767 --> 01:02:16,266 AND A LETTER FROM HIS LAWYER. 1017 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:19,233 THEN YOU SHOULD PAY. I LIKE THOSE. 1018 01:02:19,233 --> 01:02:21,400 OH, ME TOO. WHEN MY SUGAR DADDY COMES AROUND, 1019 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,133 I'M GOING TO HAVE DIAMOND ONES. 1020 01:02:23,133 --> 01:02:25,834 WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, I WILL PAY, 1021 01:02:25,834 --> 01:02:28,200 BUT MY INTUITION, MY NOSE, 1022 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,700 TELLS ME SOMETHING IS WRONG. SOMETHING IS FISHY. 1023 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,367 ( men talking ) 1024 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:45,467 Precious: "TRAUMATIC AMPUTATION. 1025 01:02:45,467 --> 01:02:48,133 SOLOMON MORETSI." 1026 01:02:48,133 --> 01:02:50,266 IT'S VERY CONVINCING. 1027 01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:52,800 I WILL NOT PAY. I REFUSE. 1028 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,400 I HAVE GOOD MEN IN THERE, 1029 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,700 WITH SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT CHILDREN, 1030 01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:01,467 - THINK WHAT 4,000 PULA COULD DO FOR THEM. - HMM. 1031 01:03:01,467 --> 01:03:05,000 BUT THEY HAVEN'T LOST THEIR FINGERS. 1032 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,467 MAYBE. 1033 01:03:06,467 --> 01:03:09,000 YOU INVESTIGATE, DETECT. 1034 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,166 IF YOU FIND SOMETHING WRONG, I'LL PAY. 1035 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:15,400 - HMM. - IF YOU FIND NOTHING WRONG, I WILL STILL PAY, 1036 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,900 BUT TO A CHARITY INSTEAD. 1037 01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:19,066 WE LIVE IN A GREAT COUNTRY. 1038 01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:21,066 WE SHOULD NOT BE CHEATING EACH OTHER. 1039 01:03:22,633 --> 01:03:25,400 LUCKY SESANA? 1040 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,900 THIS IS HIS LAWYER? 1041 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:29,133 SESANA, YES. THIS IS THE MAN. 1042 01:03:29,133 --> 01:03:31,400 HUH, IS IT? 1043 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:35,967 NOW I AM GETTING A SLIGHT SMELL OF FISH 1044 01:03:35,967 --> 01:03:39,200 IN MY NOSTRILS. 1045 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,500 ( pop music playing ) 1046 01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,867 ( speaking Setswana ) 1047 01:03:49,066 --> 01:03:50,600 HE PROBABLY DID IT DELIBERATELY. 1048 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,266 WHO? 1049 01:03:52,266 --> 01:03:56,066 THIS SOLOMON FELLOW. HE PROBABLY CUT OFF HIS FINGER DELIBERATELY. 1050 01:03:56,066 --> 01:03:58,367 HE PROBABLY THOUGHT LOSING A FINGER 1051 01:03:58,367 --> 01:04:00,100 WAS WORTH 4,000 BUCKS. 1052 01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:01,800 WE HAVE POOR PEOPLE IN OUR COUNTRY 1053 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,834 AND PEOPLE ARE DESPERATE. THEY HAVE DEBTS. 1054 01:04:03,834 --> 01:04:06,700 GO TO A WITCH DOCTOR, SELL A FINGER. 1055 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:10,200 HEY HEY, GO HOME! YOU'RE NOT WORKING. GO HOME. 1056 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,166 I SAID GO HOME! 1057 01:04:15,233 --> 01:04:17,567 I'VE GOT A DETECTIVE HERE AND SHE'S MY WITNESS. 1058 01:04:17,567 --> 01:04:19,433 4:00 AND NO OVERTIME. 1059 01:04:19,433 --> 01:04:23,033 EVERY WEEK I SEE OVERTIME WRITTEN ON YOUR DOCKETS. 1060 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,233 MONDAY, OVERTIME. TUESDAY, OVERTIME. 1061 01:04:25,233 --> 01:04:27,934 WHAT ABOUT UNDERTIME? I SHOULD WRITE UNDERTIME. 1062 01:04:27,934 --> 01:04:30,367 YOU TALK OF LOSING FINGERS. 1063 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,867 THIS GARAGE IS COSTING ME AN ARM AND A LEG. 1064 01:04:32,867 --> 01:04:35,967 RRA, YOU ARE NOT YOURSELF TODAY. 1065 01:04:35,967 --> 01:04:38,066 LET ME FETCH YOU SOME ICE WATER. 1066 01:04:38,066 --> 01:04:41,934 WE EXPECT TO CHANGE THE BRAKE PADS EVERY 25,000 Ks, 1067 01:04:41,934 --> 01:04:43,934 NOT EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 1068 01:04:43,934 --> 01:04:47,033 YES, IT IS SURPRISING. 1069 01:04:47,033 --> 01:04:49,734 IT IS THIS CRAZY TRAFFIC IN GABORONE. 1070 01:04:49,734 --> 01:04:51,967 LOOK AT THIS BIG MAN'S CAR. 1071 01:04:51,967 --> 01:04:54,567 OBVIOUSLY, HE DIDN'T USE HIS BRAKES. 1072 01:04:54,567 --> 01:04:56,166 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 1073 01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:59,500 FOR ME TO CRASH BECAUSE I DID NOT USE MY BRAKES? 1074 01:05:01,767 --> 01:05:03,700 WHO IS FEEDING YOU? 1075 01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:07,533 - FEEDING ME? - YES, WHO IS FEEDING YOU? 1076 01:05:07,533 --> 01:05:09,934 I THINK YOU ARE GOING 1077 01:05:09,934 --> 01:05:11,767 TO THAT GAME CITY SHOPPING MALL 1078 01:05:11,767 --> 01:05:14,333 AND EATING THAT FAST FOOD. 1079 01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:18,066 - BAD-TEMPER FOOD. - IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH FOOD. 1080 01:05:20,467 --> 01:05:22,066 GET INSIDE. 1081 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,333 WE TOWED THIS CAR IN HERE YESTERDAY. 1082 01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:36,133 IT CRASHED ON THE A1 FROM LOBATSE. 1083 01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:39,633 BAD ROAD. I HAVE TO RESCUE MANY CARS FROM THAT ROAD. 1084 01:05:39,633 --> 01:05:41,100 IT'S A NEW CAR. 1085 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,934 IF I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH THIS BENZ COSTS, 1086 01:05:42,934 --> 01:05:45,533 YOU WOULD SAY, "GIVE ME THE MONEY SO I CAN OPEN A HOSPITAL." 1087 01:05:45,533 --> 01:05:49,133 THIS IS WHAT IS MAKING YOU SO UNHAPPY? 1088 01:05:49,133 --> 01:05:51,333 NO, THIS IS MAKING ME SO UNHAPPY. 1089 01:05:53,767 --> 01:05:57,300 - EW. - DON'T TOUCH IT. 1090 01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:59,700 THIS IS BAD BAD STUFF. 1091 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,233 MUTI. 1092 01:06:01,233 --> 01:06:02,767 WITCHCRAFT. 1093 01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:05,667 I THINK THIS IS SOMEBODY'S FINGER. 1094 01:06:07,767 --> 01:06:10,667 - EVEN THE SMELL IS AN EVIL SMELL. - DID YOU CALL THE POLICE? 1095 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,100 NO, I CALLED YOU. 1096 01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:15,066 RRA, WHOSE CAR IS THIS? 1097 01:06:15,066 --> 01:06:16,834 YOU WILL NOT KNOW HIS NAME 1098 01:06:16,834 --> 01:06:19,834 BUT THIS IS A NAME-- CHARLIE GOTSO. 1099 01:06:19,834 --> 01:06:22,233 WHERE THERE ARE GUNS, WHERE THERE ARE DRUGS, 1100 01:06:22,233 --> 01:06:25,066 WHERE THERE ARE DISAPPEARANCES, YOU WILL HEAR THIS NAME. 1101 01:06:25,066 --> 01:06:28,066 YOU WILL HEAR THE NAME CHARLIE GOTSO WHISPERED IN THE STREETS, 1102 01:06:28,066 --> 01:06:30,633 BUT YOU'LL NOT HEAR IT IN THE COURTS OR SEE IT IN THE NEWSPAPERS 1103 01:06:30,633 --> 01:06:32,767 BECAUSE THIS IS A BIG MAN WITH BIG FRIENDS. 1104 01:06:34,033 --> 01:06:35,834 I WILL TAKE THIS. 1105 01:06:35,834 --> 01:06:37,834 I WILL HAVE THE BONE TESTED. 1106 01:06:37,834 --> 01:06:40,333 AND THEN WHAT? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE BIG MAN COMES FOR HIS CAR? 1107 01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:44,433 - YOU SAY IT DISAPPEARED. - I MIGHT AS WELL BURN DOWN MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW. 1108 01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:46,100 IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT 1109 01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:48,467 IF THIS THING HAS BEEN STOLEN. 1110 01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:50,834 THAT WOULD BE A LIE. 1111 01:06:50,834 --> 01:06:52,867 I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO LIE. 1112 01:06:52,867 --> 01:06:55,133 MY TONGUE SWELLS UP. PEOPLE ALWAYS KNOW. 1113 01:06:55,133 --> 01:06:58,367 THAT IS WHAT I ADMIRE ABOUT YOU, RRA, 1114 01:06:58,367 --> 01:07:02,000 BUT SOMETIMES A LIE FOR A GOOD REASON 1115 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,967 IS A GOOD LIE. 1116 01:07:03,967 --> 01:07:06,100 I CANNOT. 1117 01:07:08,467 --> 01:07:10,967 PUT THE POUCH BACK AND COME OUTSIDE. 1118 01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:12,834 I CAN'T PUT THE POUCH BACK. IF I PUT THE POUCH BACK-- 1119 01:07:12,834 --> 01:07:15,066 PLEASE JUST DO WHAT I ASK! 1120 01:07:25,767 --> 01:07:27,700 HEY! 1121 01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:30,133 WHAT... 1122 01:07:31,266 --> 01:07:34,500 NOTHING. NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, RRA. 1123 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:38,300 A THIEF. A THIEF TOOK THIS THING. 1124 01:07:39,834 --> 01:07:42,967 TELL YOUR MR. GOTSO THERE HAS BEEN A BREAK-IN. 1125 01:07:42,967 --> 01:07:45,834 HE SHOULD CHECK TO SEE IF ANYTHING HAS BEEN STOLEN, 1126 01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:49,700 AND IF IT HAS, YOU TELL HIM YOU HAVE A FRIEND-- 1127 01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:51,834 A VERY FINE DETECTIVE, 1128 01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:53,967 A LADY DETECTIVE, AS A MATTER OF FACT-- 1129 01:07:53,967 --> 01:07:56,266 WHO WILL FIND THIS MISSING ITEM. 1130 01:07:56,266 --> 01:07:59,100 TELL HIM, "SHE IS THE BEST LADY DETECTIVE 1131 01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:02,133 IN ALL OF BOTSWANA." 1132 01:08:02,133 --> 01:08:03,867 ( beeps ) 1133 01:08:03,867 --> 01:08:06,033 HELLO. 1134 01:08:06,033 --> 01:08:07,900 IS YOUR HUSBAND MISSING? 1135 01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:10,500 DID SOMEONE STEAL YOUR COW? 1136 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:14,000 IF SO, YOU HAVE REACHED THE NUMBER ONE DETECTIVE-- 1137 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:17,467 ( beeps ) 1138 01:08:17,467 --> 01:08:20,867 IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR YOUR HUSBAND, WE DO NOT-- 1139 01:08:20,867 --> 01:08:22,500 NO. 1140 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:25,200 ( beeps ) 1141 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:28,734 - THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE-- - MMA MAKUTSI. 1142 01:08:30,433 --> 01:08:32,533 AT YOUR SERVICE, AT THE READY. 1143 01:08:32,533 --> 01:08:34,400 NO, THERE'S NOTHING TO WRITE DOWN. 1144 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:37,033 - I'M JUST WONDERING IF-- - THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO WRITE DOWN. 1145 01:08:37,033 --> 01:08:40,967 PROCEDURE IS VERY IMPORTANT. THIS IS MY TRAINING. 1146 01:08:40,967 --> 01:08:43,700 WE GO BACK OVER OUR CASES, IT'LL BE THERE. 1147 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:46,066 DATES, INTERVIEWS, 1148 01:08:46,066 --> 01:08:48,266 EVERY HUNCH, EVERY HINT. 1149 01:08:48,266 --> 01:08:51,400 OR, IN OUR CASE, EVERY "UNCH," EVERY "INT." 1150 01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:56,233 IT TRANSPIRES WE HAVE NO "H" ON EITHER TYPEWRITER. 1151 01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:58,467 WE HAVE LOST THE "H"? 1152 01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:01,000 NO, IT WAS ALREADY MISSING. 1153 01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:07,300 WAIT A MOMENT. 1154 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:09,166 SAY THAT AGAIN. 1155 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,633 - WE HAVE NO "H." - AND THE NEXT BIT. 1156 01:09:13,633 --> 01:09:16,533 WE HAVEN'T LOST THE "H" BECAUSE... 1157 01:09:16,533 --> 01:09:19,867 - IT WAS ALREADY MISSING. - ALREADY MISSING. 1158 01:09:19,867 --> 01:09:22,000 EXCELLENT WORK, MMA. 1159 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,400 BRILLIANT. 1160 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,066 ANOTHER BREAKTHROUGH. 1161 01:09:26,066 --> 01:09:29,533 YOU ARE A VERY EXCELLENT SECRETARY. 1162 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:32,200 I NEED TO GO 1163 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,433 AND PAY ANOTHER VISIT TO MY GOOD FRIEND 1164 01:09:34,433 --> 01:09:36,233 DR. GULUBANE. 1165 01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:39,734 AND YOU USE YOUR NEW TELEPHONE. 1166 01:09:39,734 --> 01:09:42,367 CALL EVERY INSURANCE COMPANY IN BOTSWANA 1167 01:09:42,367 --> 01:09:44,867 AND ASK THEM ABOUT MISSING FINGERS. 1168 01:09:44,867 --> 01:09:47,000 MISSING FINGERS? 1169 01:09:48,266 --> 01:09:50,667 I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT EVERY SINGLE CLAIM 1170 01:09:50,667 --> 01:09:54,033 CONCERNING MISSING FINGERS. 1171 01:09:58,667 --> 01:10:01,133 HERE WE ARE. "SOLOMON MORETSI, 1172 01:10:01,133 --> 01:10:05,200 OSTEOMYELITIS, AMPUTATION OF THE PROXIMAL PHALANGEAL JOINT, 1173 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,967 MAY 17th." 1174 01:10:06,967 --> 01:10:09,100 CAN I MAKE A PHOTOCOPY? 1175 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,266 OKAY. 1176 01:10:13,266 --> 01:10:15,066 AND NOW I NEED TO ASK YOU 1177 01:10:15,066 --> 01:10:17,166 A STRANGE QUESTION. 1178 01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:22,900 COULD THAT 1179 01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:25,066 BE THE SAME FINGER? 1180 01:10:25,066 --> 01:10:26,967 PRECIOUS, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 1181 01:10:26,967 --> 01:10:29,667 IT'S EVIDENCE IN ANOTHER CASE. 1182 01:10:29,667 --> 01:10:31,200 THIS IS A BAD THING. 1183 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:33,500 PEOPLE SHOW NO RESPECT. 1184 01:10:36,734 --> 01:10:39,300 BUT THIS IS NOT THE FINGER I AMPUTATED. 1185 01:10:39,300 --> 01:10:43,033 - YOU SURE? - YEAH. 1186 01:10:44,367 --> 01:10:46,500 IT IS AN INDEX FINGER... 1187 01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:50,300 BUT IT BELONGS TO A CHILD. 1188 01:10:52,567 --> 01:10:54,600 A CHILD? 1189 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,200 BE CAREFUL. 1190 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,900 THIS BEAUTIFUL LAND OF OURS, 1191 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:01,667 SO MUCH PROGRESS, SO MUCH GOOD. 1192 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:06,367 BUT ALWAYS SHADOWS, EVIL 1193 01:11:06,367 --> 01:11:09,734 AND SUPERSTITIONS. 1194 01:11:09,734 --> 01:11:13,633 - BE VERY CAREFUL, PRECIOUS. - I WILL, RRA. 1195 01:11:14,533 --> 01:11:16,467 I WILL. 1196 01:11:20,033 --> 01:11:22,433 ( speaks Setswana ) 1197 01:11:22,433 --> 01:11:26,300 - PRECIOUS, DUMELA. - DUMELA, RRA. 1198 01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:28,100 HOW WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU. 1199 01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:30,333 I WONDERED WHETHER YOU'D HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS. 1200 01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:33,700 - I DID. - VERY HARD BEING A LADY DETECTIVE. 1201 01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:37,000 ( speaks Setswana ) 1202 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,600 I MADE A LITTLE BET WITH YOUR HUSBAND. 1203 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,667 WE PLAY POOL TOGETHER NOW AND AGAIN. 1204 01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:44,700 I MADE A LITTLE BET WITH NOTE 1205 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:46,233 THAT YOU'D COME BACK. 1206 01:11:46,233 --> 01:11:50,200 DID YOU WRITE THIS LETTER? 1207 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,300 HOW DID YOU COME BY THIS? 1208 01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:54,300 I'M ACTING FOR HECTOR LEPODISE, 1209 01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:55,934 OWNER OF THE BOLT FACTORY. 1210 01:11:55,934 --> 01:11:58,934 THEN I HOPE YOU HAVE MONEY. MY CLIENT WAS INJURED. 1211 01:11:58,934 --> 01:12:02,734 WE HAVE ALL THE DOCUMENTATION. 1212 01:12:02,734 --> 01:12:04,467 THIS IS AN INSURANCE MATTER, 1213 01:12:04,467 --> 01:12:06,433 NOTHING FOR A LADY DETECTIVE. 1214 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,700 I WANT TO MAKE A LITTLE BET WITH YOU. 1215 01:12:10,934 --> 01:12:13,367 WHAT DO YOU CHARGE MR. SOLOMON MORETSI? 1216 01:12:13,367 --> 01:12:17,433 - ( laughs ) - 10%? 15%? 1217 01:12:17,433 --> 01:12:20,834 25%. 1,000 PULA. 1218 01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:22,367 NO CLAIM, NO PAY. 1219 01:12:22,367 --> 01:12:24,233 I BET YOU 1,000 PULA 1220 01:12:24,233 --> 01:12:26,000 YOUR CLAIM WILL NOT BE SUCCESSFUL. 1221 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,233 NO CLAIM, YOU PAY ME 1,000 PULA. 1222 01:12:29,233 --> 01:12:30,767 YOUR CLAIM SUCCEEDS, 1223 01:12:30,767 --> 01:12:32,333 I PAY YOU A THOUSAND. 1224 01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:35,400 IT WOULD BE STEALING TO TAKE YOUR MONEY. 1225 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:39,333 LET'S SAY IT WOULD BE A FINE FOR NOT TAKING YOUR GOOD ADVICE. 1226 01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:42,734 IF YOU INSIST. 1227 01:12:42,734 --> 01:12:44,600 I INSIST. 1228 01:12:45,734 --> 01:12:47,934 I LOVE MEDICAL TERMS. 1229 01:12:47,934 --> 01:12:50,467 - OSTEOMYELITIS. - ( laughs ) 1230 01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:52,967 BEAUTIFUL WORD. 1231 01:12:52,967 --> 01:12:54,400 INFECTION OF THE BONE. 1232 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,133 WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY HERE? 1233 01:12:57,133 --> 01:13:00,400 "THE FOLLOWING WEEK, MAY 17th 1234 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:03,333 OF THIS YEAR, SURGERY WAS PERFORMED 1235 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:06,700 AT THE PRINCESS MARINA HOSPITAL IN GABORONE, 1236 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:09,967 AND MR. SOLOMON MORETSI'S DAMAGED FINGER 1237 01:13:09,967 --> 01:13:12,967 WAS AMPUTATED AT THE PROXIMAL 1238 01:13:12,967 --> 01:13:16,567 PHALANGEAL JOINT." OUCH. 1239 01:13:16,567 --> 01:13:18,600 OUCHY-WOUCHY. 1240 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,433 AND ACCORDING TO YOUR LETTER 1241 01:13:20,433 --> 01:13:22,900 AND THE INCIDENT BOOK AT THE FACTORY, 1242 01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:26,367 THIS HAPPENED ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 10th. 1243 01:13:26,367 --> 01:13:27,433 UH... 1244 01:13:27,433 --> 01:13:30,567 I THINK THAT'S RIGHT. 1245 01:13:30,567 --> 01:13:32,266 YES. 1246 01:13:32,266 --> 01:13:34,800 YES YES. 1247 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,500 MAY THE 10th. 1248 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:39,033 GOOD. 1249 01:13:39,033 --> 01:13:42,734 OF COURSE, MAY 10th WASN'T A WEDNESDAY THIS YEAR. 1250 01:13:42,734 --> 01:13:44,834 IT WAS A FRIDAY. 1251 01:13:44,834 --> 01:13:48,133 WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY, 1252 01:13:48,133 --> 01:13:50,133 STILL OUCHY-WOUCHY. 1253 01:13:50,133 --> 01:13:53,400 THE PROBLEM IS I CALLED ANOTHER INSURANCE COMPANY. 1254 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,633 AND LAST YEAR ON MAY 10th 1255 01:13:55,633 --> 01:13:57,700 ALSO NOT A WEDNESDAY, 1256 01:13:57,700 --> 01:14:01,100 OUR FRIEND SOLOMON LOST HIS FINGER. 1257 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,700 SAME PLACE, SAME FINGER, 1258 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:05,200 SAME AMPUTATION 1259 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,233 AT THE PHALANGEAL JOINT. 1260 01:14:07,233 --> 01:14:08,834 HE MADE A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM. 1261 01:14:08,834 --> 01:14:11,266 3,000 PULA. 1262 01:14:11,266 --> 01:14:15,233 AND THEN I CALLED ANOTHER COMPANY. 1263 01:14:16,734 --> 01:14:18,333 AND THE YEAR BEFORE, 1264 01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:20,300 ALSO ON MAY 10th, 1265 01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:24,033 BUT THIS TIME, TRULY A WEDNESDAY... 1266 01:14:25,133 --> 01:14:27,834 THIS ASTONISHINGLY UNLUCKY MAN 1267 01:14:27,834 --> 01:14:30,166 LOST YET ANOTHER FINGER. 1268 01:14:32,767 --> 01:14:35,367 AND THIS IS THE STRANGE PART, 1269 01:14:35,367 --> 01:14:38,166 YOU MADE THE CLAIM FOR HIM. 1270 01:14:38,166 --> 01:14:39,700 LUCKY SESANA. 1271 01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:43,300 LUCKY SESANA & ASSOCIATES. 1272 01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:46,633 LUCKY SESANA LLP 1273 01:14:46,633 --> 01:14:48,467 & ASSOCIATES. 1274 01:14:49,533 --> 01:14:51,133 EACH TIME. 1275 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,867 I HOPE YOU HAVE 1,000 PULA STANDING BY. 1276 01:14:55,867 --> 01:14:58,533 AND I HOPE 1277 01:14:58,533 --> 01:15:00,667 YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH 1278 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:02,266 TO HAVE AN ASSOCIATE 1279 01:15:02,266 --> 01:15:05,834 WHO KNOWS ABOUT FRAUD. 1280 01:15:07,900 --> 01:15:10,033 SALA SENTLE. 1281 01:15:20,734 --> 01:15:23,633 ( singing ) 1282 01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:32,467 Man: NUKU! 1283 01:15:34,667 --> 01:15:37,033 ( speaking Setswana ) 1284 01:15:47,667 --> 01:15:50,667 Precious: SOLOMON MORETSI? 1285 01:15:50,667 --> 01:15:52,333 WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 1286 01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:54,433 YOUR DAUGHTER IS FULL OF LIFE. 1287 01:15:54,433 --> 01:15:56,033 SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER. 1288 01:15:56,033 --> 01:15:57,700 SHE'S MY SISTER'S DAUGHTER. 1289 01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:01,967 ( speaks Setswana ) 1290 01:16:01,967 --> 01:16:04,200 LOVELY SMILE, 1291 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,533 BIG SOUL. 1292 01:16:06,533 --> 01:16:09,567 THAT'S TRUE. 1293 01:16:09,567 --> 01:16:12,600 IT'S A HOT ONE. 1294 01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,433 LET'S GO IN THE SHADE AND TALK. 1295 01:16:14,433 --> 01:16:16,133 ABOUT WHAT? 1296 01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:20,800 ABOUT THE LAW. 1297 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,967 ARE YOU THE POLICE? 1298 01:16:22,967 --> 01:16:26,433 I'M A DETECTIVE. 1299 01:16:26,433 --> 01:16:29,200 LET'S WALK AWAY SO THAT NOBODY'S EMBARRASSED. 1300 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:39,567 SO... 1301 01:16:39,567 --> 01:16:43,533 WHAT DOES A MAN DO WITH 4,000 PULA? 1302 01:16:43,533 --> 01:16:46,934 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - SUCH A LOT OF MONEY, 1303 01:16:46,934 --> 01:16:49,934 PARTICULARLY IF HE RECEIVES IT ONCE A YEAR. 1304 01:16:51,467 --> 01:16:53,834 DOES HE DRINK TOO MUCH BEER? 1305 01:16:53,834 --> 01:16:57,367 DOES HE BUY HIMSELF A BIG CAR? 1306 01:16:57,367 --> 01:17:01,367 GO TO THE CASINO AND GAMBLE? 1307 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:04,266 IF YOU EVER HAD 4,000 PULA, 1308 01:17:04,266 --> 01:17:06,934 WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT? 1309 01:17:06,934 --> 01:17:10,467 I'D GIVE IT TO BUY THESE KIDS NEW CLOTHES. 1310 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,734 OR THIS YEAR, 1311 01:17:13,734 --> 01:17:17,000 A SWING TO SWING ON. 1312 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,600 GIVE IT TO MY SISTER'S DAUGHTER, 1313 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:22,467 OR MY BROTHER'S TWINS, 1314 01:17:22,467 --> 01:17:25,033 OVER THERE. 1315 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,433 I'D GIVE IT TO ORPHANS LIKE THESE 1316 01:17:29,433 --> 01:17:32,033 WHO DID NOTHING BAD EVER, 1317 01:17:32,033 --> 01:17:35,800 EXCEPT TO BE BORN IN THE WRONG TIME, IN THE WRONG PLACE, 1318 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:39,700 WHEN A DISEASE CAN TAKE YOUR PARENTS JUST LIKE THIS... 1319 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,300 THEN YOUR AUNTIES. 1320 01:17:45,066 --> 01:17:47,133 THEN YOU. 1321 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:06,867 I'M GLAD TO HEAR THE MONEY HAS BEEN SO WELL-SPENT. 1322 01:18:07,767 --> 01:18:09,667 BUT IN THE FUTURE, 1323 01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:13,066 YOU MUST FIND A WAY TO EARN IT LEGALLY. 1324 01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:19,133 DO NOT CONTACT AN INSURANCE COMPANY AGAIN... 1325 01:18:20,533 --> 01:18:24,600 UNLESS YOU REALLY DO HAVE EIGHT FINGERS OR LESS. 1326 01:18:26,166 --> 01:18:28,300 EE, MMA. 1327 01:18:46,066 --> 01:18:49,233 WE ARE WINNING, MMA MAKUTSI. WE ARE WINNING. 1328 01:18:49,233 --> 01:18:52,033 NOW WE JUST HAVE TO TELL ALICE BUSANG 1329 01:18:52,033 --> 01:18:54,166 THE NEWS ABOUT HER BAD BOY HUSBAND, 1330 01:18:54,166 --> 01:18:56,900 AND WE WILL INDUBITABLY BE-- 1331 01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:59,400 MMA BUSANG IS HERE. 1332 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:02,200 YES, THANK YOU. 1333 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:07,367 - DUMELA, MMA. - YOU SAY YOU HAVE NEWS? 1334 01:19:07,367 --> 01:19:09,266 YES, MMA, I DO. 1335 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:10,767 GOOD. 1336 01:19:10,767 --> 01:19:12,266 MY KREMLIN WAS OUT LATE AGAIN 1337 01:19:12,266 --> 01:19:14,266 THE OTHER NIGHT AND WHEN HE GOT HOME, 1338 01:19:14,266 --> 01:19:16,266 HE HAD SOME COCK-AND-BULL STORY. 1339 01:19:16,266 --> 01:19:19,266 WHAT KIND OF COCK AND BULL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 1340 01:19:19,266 --> 01:19:21,467 HE SAID HE WAS ON A CHARITY MISSION. 1341 01:19:21,467 --> 01:19:23,400 A CHARITY MISSION? 1342 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:26,100 YES, HE HAD TO ESCORT AN OLD WOMAN HOME 1343 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:29,200 WHO WAS TOO FAT TO WALK. 1344 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,934 IS THAT RIGHT? 1345 01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:34,400 YES, WELL, I'M AFRAID, MY SISTER, 1346 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,133 I HAVE COME TO THE DEFINITE CONCLUSION 1347 01:19:37,133 --> 01:19:39,934 THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS NOT A GOOD MAN. 1348 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,066 AND DO YOU HAVE PROOF? 1349 01:19:44,066 --> 01:19:47,500 THE PROOF IS IN AN ENVELOPE ON MY DESK. 1350 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:49,667 I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF PERHAPS 1351 01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:52,133 YOU INSPECTED IT IN PRIVATE. 1352 01:20:27,633 --> 01:20:30,467 WELL. 1353 01:20:30,467 --> 01:20:32,934 I HAVE LOOKED AT THE PHOTOGRAPHS, 1354 01:20:32,934 --> 01:20:34,767 AND, YES, YOU ARE RIGHT. 1355 01:20:34,767 --> 01:20:36,967 THERE IS ONLY ONE 1356 01:20:36,967 --> 01:20:39,600 POSSIBLE CONCLUSION YOU CAN DRAW FROM THEM. 1357 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,100 I AM AFRAID SO. 1358 01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:44,266 THE CONCLUSION THAT YOU ARE A SLUT. 1359 01:20:44,266 --> 01:20:46,467 A GREAT BIG SLUT 1360 01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:49,967 WHO HAS SEDUCED MY POOR HUSBAND. 1361 01:20:49,967 --> 01:20:51,834 THIS IS YOU, IS IT NOT? 1362 01:20:51,834 --> 01:20:53,767 KISSING MY HUSBAND? 1363 01:20:53,767 --> 01:20:57,233 I AM PLAYING A PART TO DEMONSTRATE YOUR HUSBAND IS UNFAITHFUL. 1364 01:20:57,233 --> 01:21:00,033 HOW DARE YOU KISS MY KREMLIN, YOU THIEF? 1365 01:21:00,033 --> 01:21:01,767 YOU JEZEBEL! 1366 01:21:01,767 --> 01:21:03,533 YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HUSBAND 1367 01:21:03,533 --> 01:21:05,033 FROM UNDER MY NOSE. 1368 01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:06,767 BUT YOU WANTED PROOF-- 1369 01:21:06,767 --> 01:21:09,633 PROOF THAT MY HUSBAND IS UNFAITHFUL. 1370 01:21:09,633 --> 01:21:11,867 NOT PROOF THAT YOU 1371 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:14,133 ARE THE FATTEST TART 1372 01:21:14,133 --> 01:21:16,967 IN GABORONE! 1373 01:21:20,033 --> 01:21:24,200 I SUSPECT THIS IS NOT A CASE FOR WHICH WE WILL BE RECEIVING PAYMENT. 1374 01:21:28,233 --> 01:21:30,100 ( knocks ) 1375 01:21:30,100 --> 01:21:33,600 Mr. Matekoni: UH, PLEASE-- PLEASE T-- TELL YOUR BOSS 1376 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:37,300 WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN TO RECOVER HIS-- OH, HERE SHE IS, 1377 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:40,567 THE FINE LADY DETECTIVE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 1378 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,000 - DUMELA, MMA. - DUMELA. 1379 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,100 ( speaks Setswana ) 1380 01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:49,400 WE HAVE HAD A BURGLARY. 1381 01:21:50,767 --> 01:21:52,800 THESE DAYS, TOO MUCH CRIME. 1382 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:55,934 MY FRIEND HERE HAS LOST SOMETHING FROM HIS CAR. 1383 01:21:55,934 --> 01:21:57,767 NO. HECTIC. WHAT WERE THEY TAKING? 1384 01:21:57,767 --> 01:22:01,133 - A MOBILE PHONE? A BLUETOOTH? - SOME ITEMS. 1385 01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:03,367 LET ME GET YOU MY CARD... 1386 01:22:03,367 --> 01:22:06,233 - SHE'S JUST GOING TO GET A CARD. - ...TO GIVE TO YOUR BOSS. 1387 01:22:09,734 --> 01:22:11,800 I HAVE A VERY GOOD SUCCESS RATE 1388 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,767 AT FINDING ITEMS, AND DISCREETLY. 1389 01:22:13,767 --> 01:22:16,200 I TOLD HIM, I TOLD MY BROTHER HERE THIS. 1390 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,834 SOMEONE LOSES SOME ITEMS, WHATEVER THESE ITEMS ARE, 1391 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:22,033 YOU WILL FIND THEM WITH YOUR SPECIAL POWERS. 1392 01:22:22,033 --> 01:22:23,433 SHE'S INCREDIBLE. 1393 01:22:23,433 --> 01:22:26,834 I WANT WHAT BELONGS TO MY BOSS BROUGHT BACK TO ME. 1394 01:22:26,834 --> 01:22:28,700 ( car starts ) 1395 01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:34,300 I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1396 01:22:36,567 --> 01:22:38,867 I'M WORRIED FOR YOU. 1397 01:22:38,867 --> 01:22:40,767 NO. 1398 01:22:40,767 --> 01:22:42,700 DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ME. 1399 01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:45,333 I AM MADE OF STRONG STUFF. 1400 01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:46,967 IT IS THOSE PEOPLE 1401 01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:50,100 WHO ARE SPOILING OUR BELOVED BOTSWANA 1402 01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:52,767 WHO NEED TO BE WORRIED. 1403 01:23:07,433 --> 01:23:09,533 HEY, MOVE. 1404 01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:15,266 SHE CAN DO THE POM-POM. SHE CAN DO THE TWIST. 1405 01:23:15,266 --> 01:23:17,233 Precious: THE TWIST? 1406 01:23:17,233 --> 01:23:20,500 DO IT AGAIN. 1407 01:23:24,834 --> 01:23:26,734 THANK YOU FOR VISITING US, RRA. 1408 01:23:28,233 --> 01:23:30,834 LILY, PLEASE GO AND GET US 1409 01:23:30,834 --> 01:23:33,667 A LOVELY BAG OF DRIED MOPANE WORMS. 1410 01:23:38,767 --> 01:23:41,266 LILY'S MOTHER MAKES THESE CAKES. 1411 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,734 I LIKE THEM, DON'T YOU? 1412 01:23:43,734 --> 01:23:46,800 I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU HERE. 1413 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:49,000 MY OFFICE IS OPPOSITE THE PRESIDENT HOTEL. 1414 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,767 MEET ME THERE IN 10 MINUTES. 1415 01:23:50,767 --> 01:23:53,967 I PREFER TO DO IMPORTANT BUSINESS 1416 01:23:53,967 --> 01:23:55,667 IN PUBLIC PLACES. 1417 01:23:55,667 --> 01:23:58,533 EVERYBODY STAYS ON BEST BEHAVIOR. 1418 01:24:00,033 --> 01:24:03,300 I AM THE DETECTIVE FRIEND OF J.L.B. MATEKONI. 1419 01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:06,300 THE MECHANIC. 1420 01:24:07,934 --> 01:24:11,066 - HE IS IN BIG TROUBLE. - BECAUSE SOMEONE BROKE INTO YOUR CAR? 1421 01:24:11,066 --> 01:24:13,900 NO, BECAUSE SOMETHING WAS STOLEN 1422 01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:15,734 FROM MY CAR. 1423 01:24:15,734 --> 01:24:19,066 HE ASKED ME TO HELP HIM FIND WHAT WAS STOLEN. 1424 01:24:19,066 --> 01:24:23,166 - IS THIS CHOCOLATE? - I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S CHOCOLATE. 1425 01:24:23,166 --> 01:24:25,233 LET'S FIND OUT. 1426 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:29,100 MMM. 1427 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,834 I FOUND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. 1428 01:24:35,967 --> 01:24:37,500 WHERE DID YOU FIND IT? 1429 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:40,967 I MADE SOME INVESTIGATIONS. 1430 01:24:40,967 --> 01:24:43,166 I FOUND THE TWO BOYS WHO STOLE YOUR PROPERTY. 1431 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:46,900 SHARP. SHARP. 1432 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:50,700 GIVE ME THEIR NAMES. THESE BOYS ARE GOING TO BE VERY SORRY. 1433 01:24:50,700 --> 01:24:53,600 THINK THE MOST SORRY THEY CAN BE, 1434 01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:56,133 THEY'RE GOING TO BE MORE SORRY THAN THAT. 1435 01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:58,300 NO. 1436 01:24:58,300 --> 01:25:00,533 I MADE THEM A PROMISE. 1437 01:25:00,533 --> 01:25:03,800 THEY RETURNED WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU 1438 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:05,533 AND I FORGOT THEIR NAMES. 1439 01:25:07,633 --> 01:25:09,433 I MAY HAVE TO JOG YOUR MEMORY. 1440 01:25:12,100 --> 01:25:14,600 I HAVE YOUR MUTI. 1441 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,934 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1442 01:25:19,934 --> 01:25:23,166 YOUR MEDICINE, RRA. BAD MEDICINE. 1443 01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:25,467 AS I SAID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1444 01:25:26,533 --> 01:25:29,100 - PARTS OF A CHILD. - HEY-- 1445 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,700 LILY, THANK YOU. 1446 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,400 - DUMELA. - HI. 1447 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,500 YOU'RE SO PRETTY, HUH? 1448 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,133 HIGH FIVE. 1449 01:25:41,133 --> 01:25:42,600 ( chuckles ) 1450 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,734 HEY, TAKE THE GIRL AND GO AND BUY SOME ICE CREAM. 1451 01:25:45,734 --> 01:25:48,233 - I DON'T THINK SHE WANTS AN ICE CREAM. - YES, I DO. 1452 01:25:48,233 --> 01:25:50,867 YES, SHE DOES. 1453 01:25:50,867 --> 01:25:54,834 BUY HER ICE CREAM. 1454 01:26:02,133 --> 01:26:03,967 I WANT TO MAKE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION-- 1455 01:26:03,967 --> 01:26:05,700 - ( kicks chair ) - THERE IS NO PROPOSITION. 1456 01:26:05,700 --> 01:26:09,266 NO BUSINESS, OKAY? STOP THAT. 1457 01:26:09,266 --> 01:26:12,266 - I WANT-- - NOW YOU BRING ME BACK WHAT I WANT, 1458 01:26:12,266 --> 01:26:15,767 AND YOUR LITTLE FRIEND THE MECHANIC WILL BE OKAY. 1459 01:26:19,767 --> 01:26:21,734 I WANT SOME MEDICINE MYSELF. 1460 01:26:26,734 --> 01:26:29,767 I NEED TO PUNISH A MAN. 1461 01:26:29,767 --> 01:26:32,467 HE SAID HE LOVED ME. 1462 01:26:32,467 --> 01:26:34,700 HE LIED. 1463 01:26:39,233 --> 01:26:40,767 YOU WANT MEDICINE? 1464 01:26:40,767 --> 01:26:43,400 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 1465 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:46,000 DUMELA, HOW MUCH IS THAT? 1466 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:47,467 IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 1467 01:26:47,467 --> 01:26:49,900 - THAT ONE? - IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 1468 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:53,166 - WHAT IS FOR SALE? - NOTHING IS FOR SALE! NOW GO. 1469 01:26:57,567 --> 01:26:59,166 ( laughs ) 1470 01:26:59,166 --> 01:27:01,333 SO YOU WANT MUTI? 1471 01:27:01,333 --> 01:27:03,100 THAT'S FUNNY. 1472 01:27:03,100 --> 01:27:05,200 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 1473 01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:08,133 I WANT TO HURT THIS MAN. 1474 01:27:08,133 --> 01:27:11,133 I WANT HIM TO SUFFER THE WAY I AM SUFFERING. 1475 01:27:11,133 --> 01:27:12,967 WELL, MAYBE. 1476 01:27:12,967 --> 01:27:16,867 MAYBE, JUST MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM. 1477 01:27:16,867 --> 01:27:19,066 GOOD. 1478 01:27:19,066 --> 01:27:21,233 THEN I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM. 1479 01:27:22,300 --> 01:27:24,200 GOOD, 1480 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:28,066 BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING ABOUT YOUR YOUNG FRIEND LILY. 1481 01:27:28,066 --> 01:27:32,233 WHETHER SHE WILL MAKE IT BACK SAFELY FROM THE ICE-CREAM PARLOR. 1482 01:27:37,467 --> 01:27:39,934 ( camera clicking ) 1483 01:27:42,433 --> 01:27:45,066 I CAN DRAW YOU A MAP. 1484 01:27:45,066 --> 01:27:47,600 TELL THEM CHARLIE GOTSO SENT YOU. 1485 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,433 WE ARE FRIENDS. 1486 01:27:49,433 --> 01:27:52,800 YOU WILL GET A DISCOUNT. 1487 01:27:54,467 --> 01:27:57,867 IT'S A LONG WAY-- NORTH, ON THE PANS. 1488 01:27:57,867 --> 01:28:00,667 IT'S NOT A GOOD PLACE, 1489 01:28:00,667 --> 01:28:04,734 BUT THEN WE DON'T GO TO GOOD PLACES TO BUY BAD THINGS, EH? 1490 01:28:07,533 --> 01:28:10,734 NOW WHERE'S MY PROPERTY? 1491 01:28:10,734 --> 01:28:12,266 YOU'RE EATING IT. 1492 01:28:12,266 --> 01:28:14,467 IT'S INSIDE. 1493 01:28:14,467 --> 01:28:16,600 THE CAKE? 1494 01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:18,333 EE, RRA. 1495 01:28:18,333 --> 01:28:21,567 ( spits ) 1496 01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,333 EXCELLENT CHOICE. 500 PULA. 1497 01:28:45,433 --> 01:28:47,633 I THINK YOU WILL BE HAPPY WITH MY CAMERA WORK. 1498 01:28:47,633 --> 01:28:51,233 - MANY GOOD SHOTS. - EXCELLENT WORK, MMA MAKUTSI. 1499 01:28:51,233 --> 01:28:53,300 NOW... 1500 01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:55,266 I NEED YOU TO HOLD THE FORT FOR ME. 1501 01:28:56,133 --> 01:28:57,867 ( tape rewinding ) 1502 01:28:57,867 --> 01:29:00,667 - ...I am suffering. - Well maybe. 1503 01:29:00,667 --> 01:29:03,433 Maybe, just maybe I can help you with your problem. 1504 01:29:03,433 --> 01:29:04,934 ( shuts off tape ) 1505 01:29:04,934 --> 01:29:07,867 I'M GOING ON A JOURNEY. 1506 01:29:07,867 --> 01:29:11,900 I WANT TO KNOW WHO THINKS THEY CAN SELL A CHILD'S FINGER 1507 01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:14,033 AND GET AWAY WITH IT. 1508 01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:41,066 ( dog barking ) 1509 01:30:00,233 --> 01:30:03,300 KOKO! KOKO! 1510 01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:10,467 I'M VERY HOT. 1511 01:30:10,467 --> 01:30:12,233 I NEED WATER. 1512 01:30:12,233 --> 01:30:14,500 DUMELA, MMA. 1513 01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:16,633 I'M VERY THIRSTY. 1514 01:30:20,867 --> 01:30:22,934 THANK YOU, MY SISTER. 1515 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:28,467 YOU ARE A LONG WAY FROM ANYWHERE. 1516 01:30:28,467 --> 01:30:31,700 I WAS SENT BY A FRIEND IN GABORONE. 1517 01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:33,333 A FRIEND OF YOURS AND MINE. 1518 01:30:36,367 --> 01:30:39,367 WE DON'T HAVE FRIENDS IN BIG TOWNS. 1519 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:44,166 CHARLIE GOTSO. 1520 01:30:44,166 --> 01:30:46,567 HE TOLD ME YOU COULD HELP ME. 1521 01:30:47,734 --> 01:30:49,800 I HAVE TROUBLE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 1522 01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:52,166 MY HUSBAND IS THE PERSON YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 1523 01:30:52,166 --> 01:30:55,467 HE'S NOT HERE TODAY. HE'S ACROSS THE BORDER. 1524 01:30:55,467 --> 01:30:57,700 YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK. HE WILL HELP YOU. 1525 01:30:57,700 --> 01:31:00,266 I WILL COME BACK, 1526 01:31:00,266 --> 01:31:03,266 BUT I MUST WARN YOU, 1527 01:31:03,266 --> 01:31:05,066 I'M A TYPIST. 1528 01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:09,467 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 1529 01:31:09,467 --> 01:31:12,133 I TYPE THINGS FOR THE POLICE. 1530 01:31:12,133 --> 01:31:15,266 LAST WEEK I TYPED SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND. 1531 01:31:15,266 --> 01:31:18,133 THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR HIM 1532 01:31:18,133 --> 01:31:20,467 BECAUSE THEY SAY HE SELLS BAD THINGS. 1533 01:31:20,467 --> 01:31:22,166 VERY BAD THINGS. 1534 01:31:22,166 --> 01:31:24,166 PARTS OF CHILDREN. 1535 01:31:24,166 --> 01:31:27,333 THEY ARE GOING TO ARREST YOUR HUSBAND AND HANG HIM. 1536 01:31:28,367 --> 01:31:29,867 I CAME TO WARN YOU. 1537 01:31:29,867 --> 01:31:31,967 THEY ARE GOING TO HANG YOU TOO, 1538 01:31:31,967 --> 01:31:35,400 - BECAUSE THEY SAY YOU ARE A PART OF THIS. - ( screaming ) 1539 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:39,266 THEY DO NOT LIKE WITCHCRAFT. 1540 01:31:39,266 --> 01:31:42,533 THEY ARE ASHAMED SUCH THINGS HAPPEN IN BOTSWANA. 1541 01:31:42,533 --> 01:31:44,700 THE BOY'S NOT DEAD. 1542 01:31:49,266 --> 01:31:51,400 THEY CANNOT HANG ME IF THE BOY'S NOT DEAD. 1543 01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:54,333 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME? 1544 01:31:54,333 --> 01:31:57,233 WHAT BOY? WHERE IS THIS BOY? 1545 01:31:57,233 --> 01:31:59,800 I'M NOT LYING. HE'S NOT DEAD. 1546 01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:02,000 HE IS WITH OUR CATTLE. 1547 01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:04,367 THE BIG MEN WHO WANT POWERFUL MEDICINE, 1548 01:32:04,367 --> 01:32:06,000 IT HAS TO BE FRESH. 1549 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,567 IT HAS TO BE FRESH WHEN THEY TAKE IT. 1550 01:32:10,367 --> 01:32:13,400 YOU TOOK THIS BOY FROM HIS FAMILY. 1551 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:16,133 NO NO! THEY BRING HIM HERE. 1552 01:32:16,133 --> 01:32:19,633 NOT ME. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES. 1553 01:32:19,633 --> 01:32:22,367 I NEVER LEAVE THIS PLACE. NEVER! 1554 01:32:22,367 --> 01:32:24,066 YOU COME WITH ME. 1555 01:32:25,467 --> 01:32:27,834 WHO ARE YOU TO ASK ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS? 1556 01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:30,600 YOU ARE NOT A TYPIST. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1557 01:32:31,633 --> 01:32:35,400 YOU WILL TAKE ME TO THIS BOY NOW. 1558 01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:37,834 AND I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE HE IS NOT HARMED, 1559 01:32:37,834 --> 01:32:39,367 NOT ONE HAIR ON HIS HEAD. 1560 01:32:39,367 --> 01:32:41,700 I WILL NOT CHASE YOU. 1561 01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:43,934 I WILL DRIVE BACK TO THE POLICE. 1562 01:32:43,934 --> 01:32:47,367 THEY WILL FIND YOU WITH THEIR RADARS AND DOGS. 1563 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:06,133 Precious: WHY DOES THE BOY NOT JUST RUN AWAY? 1564 01:33:06,133 --> 01:33:09,667 WE TOLD HIM HE CANNOT BECAUSE THE MAGIC WILL FIND HIM. 1565 01:33:10,934 --> 01:33:13,934 AND RUN AWAY WHERE? THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN TO. 1566 01:33:13,934 --> 01:33:17,767 THIS BOY BETTER HAVE ALL HIS FINGERS. I WILL COUNT THEM. 1567 01:33:17,767 --> 01:33:20,900 YOU CAN BUY A BONE IN ANY STREET IN JOHANNESBURG. 1568 01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:22,433 ANY BONE YOU LIKE. 1569 01:33:22,433 --> 01:33:24,133 STOP TALKING. 1570 01:33:24,133 --> 01:33:26,133 YOU ARE POISONING MY EARS. 1571 01:33:27,834 --> 01:33:29,900 WHY, I CAN DO THAT 1572 01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:32,633 IF I WANT. 1573 01:33:58,567 --> 01:34:01,266 ( flies buzzing ) 1574 01:34:06,667 --> 01:34:08,800 STAY THERE. 1575 01:34:14,567 --> 01:34:17,233 ( speaks Setswana ) 1576 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:21,567 LISTEN TO ME NOW. 1577 01:34:21,567 --> 01:34:23,233 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU. 1578 01:34:23,233 --> 01:34:25,567 I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. 1579 01:34:27,166 --> 01:34:30,033 I AM MMA RAMOTSWE. 1580 01:34:30,033 --> 01:34:32,333 I AM A DETECTIVE, 1581 01:34:32,333 --> 01:34:34,834 AND I THINK YOU ARE THE SON OF A SCHOOLTEACHER. 1582 01:34:34,834 --> 01:34:37,200 AM I RIGHT? 1583 01:34:43,133 --> 01:34:45,233 LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. 1584 01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:51,100 SHOW ME YOUR FINGERS. 1585 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,100 OH. 1586 01:35:04,467 --> 01:35:06,500 YOU HAVE LOVELY HANDS. 1587 01:35:13,433 --> 01:35:16,467 I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THIS BOY. 1588 01:35:16,467 --> 01:35:19,934 I CAN SEE THE CUTS ON HIM. 1589 01:35:19,934 --> 01:35:22,367 LOOK, MMA. 1590 01:35:22,367 --> 01:35:25,800 Precious: IT'S OKAY. IT'S GOOD. 1591 01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:28,834 WE DO NOT WANT HER IN OUR VAN. 1592 01:35:28,834 --> 01:35:32,567 LET HER RUN! LET THE HYENAS EAT HER! 1593 01:35:36,266 --> 01:35:40,266 LET'S GO HOME. 1594 01:36:41,967 --> 01:36:43,800 ( silent ) 1595 01:37:21,934 --> 01:37:26,400 ♪ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH HOSANNA ♪ 1596 01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:30,033 ♪ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH HOSANNA... ♪ 1597 01:37:30,033 --> 01:37:32,400 ( singing in Setswana ) 1598 01:37:47,367 --> 01:37:49,200 OUR TOPIC FOR TODAY? 1599 01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:53,066 All: PEACE AND TOLERANCE IN BOTSWANA. 1600 01:37:53,066 --> 01:37:54,533 AND WHAT ARE OUR RIGHTS? 1601 01:37:54,533 --> 01:37:56,233 All: I HAVE THE RIGHT 1602 01:37:56,233 --> 01:37:58,934 TO BE LOVED BY MY PARENTS. 1603 01:37:58,934 --> 01:38:00,967 EXCELLENT. OUR RESPONSIBILITIES? 1604 01:38:00,967 --> 01:38:04,834 I SHOULD BE LOVING TOWARDS OTHERS. 1605 01:38:04,834 --> 01:38:07,166 Mr. Moripedi: BEAUTIFUL. OUR RIGHTS AGAIN? 1606 01:38:07,166 --> 01:38:09,934 I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FEEL SAFE 1607 01:38:09,934 --> 01:38:11,633 AND PROTECTED 1608 01:38:11,633 --> 01:38:13,734 FROM ABUSE AND VIOLENCE. 1609 01:38:13,734 --> 01:38:16,266 EXCELLENT. OUR RESPONSIBILITIES AGAIN? 1610 01:38:16,266 --> 01:38:20,300 I SHOULD BE TOLERANT OF OTHER PEOPLE 1611 01:38:20,300 --> 01:38:21,934 AND THEIR BELIEFS. 1612 01:38:21,934 --> 01:38:24,133 EXCELLENT. OUR RIGHTS AGAIN? 1613 01:38:24,133 --> 01:38:26,834 - I HAVE THE RIGHT... - PAPA! 1614 01:38:30,100 --> 01:38:33,367 THABISO! THABISO! 1615 01:38:33,367 --> 01:38:34,867 ( speaks Setswana ) 1616 01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:37,667 ( crying ) 1617 01:38:50,734 --> 01:38:53,100 ( children singing ) 1618 01:38:54,567 --> 01:38:56,934 ( sirens wailing ) 1619 01:39:03,100 --> 01:39:05,400 ( speaking Setswana ) 1620 01:39:07,667 --> 01:39:10,800 ( singing continues ) 1621 01:39:42,300 --> 01:39:44,934 Announcer: A very big round of applause 1622 01:39:44,934 --> 01:39:46,734 For our Hector Lepodise 1623 01:39:46,734 --> 01:39:48,700 For his 4,000 Pula donation to the orphanage. 1624 01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:50,900 4,000 Pula. 1625 01:39:50,900 --> 01:39:54,900 And Lucky Sesana LLP & Associates 1626 01:39:54,900 --> 01:39:59,033 With a check for 1,000 Pula. 1627 01:40:15,734 --> 01:40:18,066 ( new song begins ) 1628 01:40:31,033 --> 01:40:33,133 THANK YOU. 1629 01:40:49,266 --> 01:40:52,934 ( cheering ) 1630 01:40:58,767 --> 01:41:00,834 I'M VERY HAPPY SITTING HERE WITH YOU. 1631 01:41:00,834 --> 01:41:02,934 VERY HAPPY. 1632 01:41:07,333 --> 01:41:09,400 - MMA RAMOTSWE? - HUH? 1633 01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:12,266 THERE IS A QUESTION I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU FOR SOME TIME. 1634 01:41:12,266 --> 01:41:15,834 - A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. - YES, MR. MATEKONI? 1635 01:41:17,166 --> 01:41:19,266 I WANT TO ASK YOU... 1636 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:25,100 DO YOU REMOVE THE HANDBRAKE BEFORE YOU ACCELERATE YOUR LITTLE WHITE VAN? 1637 01:41:25,100 --> 01:41:27,767 ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 1638 01:41:27,767 --> 01:41:29,367 IT IS VERY IMPORTANT. 1639 01:41:29,367 --> 01:41:32,367 IF YOU DO NOT DO IT, THE VAN WILL DEFINITELY DIE. 1640 01:41:32,367 --> 01:41:35,600 AH! I WILL DEFINITELY DO THAT THEN. 1641 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,600 I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK. 1642 01:41:38,700 --> 01:41:40,367 IS IT? 1643 01:41:40,367 --> 01:41:42,200 WOULD YOU PERHAPS MARRY ME THEN? 1644 01:41:44,700 --> 01:41:46,800 ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT. 1645 01:41:48,500 --> 01:41:51,000 EXCELLENT. GOOD. 1646 01:42:04,700 --> 01:42:08,033 TO THE NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY. 1647 01:42:08,033 --> 01:42:10,166 THANK YOU AND THANK YOU. 1648 01:42:10,166 --> 01:42:14,200 NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY. 1649 01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:17,834 ALL WILL BE WELL, 1650 01:42:17,834 --> 01:42:20,100 AND ALL WILL BE WELL. 1651 01:42:41,133 --> 01:42:44,133 BEFORE WE GO HOME, THERE ARE CERTAIN EXPENSES TO BE SETTLED. 1652 01:42:44,133 --> 01:42:47,700 - HMM? - I NEED YOUR SIGNATURE BEFORE I PAY THEM. 1653 01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:51,567 VERY WELL. 1654 01:42:53,433 --> 01:42:56,100 THIS IS FOR PAPER. 1655 01:42:57,867 --> 01:43:00,800 THIS IS PHONE INSTALLATION, 1656 01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:04,266 ANSWER PHONE INSTALLATION, CONNECTION CHARGE, 1657 01:43:04,266 --> 01:43:07,333 CALL CHARGES AND SO ON AND WHAT WHAT. 1658 01:43:07,333 --> 01:43:09,567 I AM SIGNING. I AM SAYING NOTHING. 1659 01:43:09,567 --> 01:43:12,967 AND THIS IS FOR THE SERVICES OF A SECRETARY. 1660 01:43:14,300 --> 01:43:16,800 UH, YES? 1661 01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:20,066 ALTHOUGH WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY DISCUSSED THE LEVEL OF YOUR WAGES. 1662 01:43:20,066 --> 01:43:23,266 NO, SO TO SAVE YOU STRAIN, 1663 01:43:23,266 --> 01:43:27,300 I HAVE MADE MY OWN DECISION. 1664 01:43:27,300 --> 01:43:29,300 VERY WELL. 1665 01:43:29,300 --> 01:43:31,667 LET'S SEE. 1666 01:43:31,667 --> 01:43:35,500 SECRETARY IS FREE? 1667 01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:38,367 EE, MMA. THAT IS CORRECT. 1668 01:43:38,367 --> 01:43:41,767 MY CALCULATION, AFTER THESE AGENCY EXPENSES, 1669 01:43:41,767 --> 01:43:44,767 IS THAT WE HAVE SOLVED FIVE CASES 1670 01:43:44,767 --> 01:43:47,233 FOR A NET PROFIT OF EXACTLY NOTHING, 1671 01:43:47,233 --> 01:43:49,867 AND AS LONG AS YOU HAVE EARNED NOTHING, NEITHER WILL I, 1672 01:43:49,867 --> 01:43:53,033 BUT WHEN THE LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY 1673 01:43:53,033 --> 01:43:55,400 BECOMES THE PRIDE OF BOTSWANA, 1674 01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:56,834 AS IT MOST SURELY WILL, 1675 01:43:56,834 --> 01:44:00,300 THEN I WILL BE THE FIRST TO ENJOY THE FRUITS OF OUR LABORS. 1676 01:44:01,533 --> 01:44:03,500 THANK YOU, MMA. 1677 01:44:06,567 --> 01:44:08,333 AND MAY I SAY, 1678 01:44:08,333 --> 01:44:11,066 THAT AT THE END OF THIS FIRST MONTH, 1679 01:44:11,066 --> 01:44:14,400 I HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH YOUR WORK. 1680 01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:17,500 100%. 1681 01:44:19,233 --> 01:44:21,800 MMA, 1682 01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,800 THIS IS VERY GOOD NEWS. 1683 01:44:25,300 --> 01:44:27,333 I AM VERY GRATEFUL. 1684 01:44:28,533 --> 01:44:30,967 - DON'T GET EMOTIONAL. - I WON'T. 1685 01:44:36,533 --> 01:44:38,934 ( typewriter clacking ) 1686 01:44:43,166 --> 01:44:45,333 ( footsteps ) 1687 01:44:45,333 --> 01:44:47,333 Grace: AS WITH ALL IMPORTANT EVIDENCE, 1688 01:44:47,333 --> 01:44:51,033 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE BEST TO ACTUALLY HAVE IT TYPED OUT PROPERLY, MMA. 1689 01:44:51,033 --> 01:44:52,934 ALTHOUGH I HAD TO DO IT QUICKLY 1690 01:44:52,934 --> 01:44:55,266 AND ON ONE TYPEWRITER ONLY. 1691 01:45:23,066 --> 01:45:24,967 THANK YOU, MMA MAKUTSI. 1692 01:45:24,967 --> 01:45:27,100 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1693 01:45:38,967 --> 01:45:41,767 BYE-BYE TO MY NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE. 1694 01:45:41,767 --> 01:45:43,867 BYE-BYE. 1695 01:45:49,233 --> 01:45:50,734 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1696 01:46:20,166 --> 01:46:22,367 ( meerkat chitters ) 1697 01:46:26,767 --> 01:46:29,066 ( chitters ) 1698 01:46:45,233 --> 01:46:47,600 ( bellowing ) 1699 01:46:57,734 --> 01:47:00,300 ( engine backfires, stalls ) 1700 01:47:11,033 --> 01:47:13,200 ( tuneless whistling ) 1701 01:47:17,834 --> 01:47:22,066 Crowd: THE NUMBER ONE LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY. 1702 01:47:28,400 --> 01:47:30,734 ( chitters ) 1703 01:47:30,734 --> 01:47:33,133 ( B.K. laughs ) 1704 01:47:44,433 --> 01:47:47,433 Precious: YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, HAPPY BAPETSI. 1705 01:47:48,333 --> 01:47:50,600 ( humming ) 1706 01:47:57,200 --> 01:47:58,700 YOU ARE A WORM. 1707 01:47:58,700 --> 01:48:00,800 GET OFF WITH YOU! 1708 01:48:03,233 --> 01:48:06,367 ( cackles ) 1709 01:48:09,166 --> 01:48:11,266 YES. 1710 01:48:13,367 --> 01:48:16,266 YOU ARE THE FATTEST TART 1711 01:48:16,266 --> 01:48:18,367 IN GABORONE. 1712 01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:23,233 EVERY HUNCH, EVERY HINT. 1713 01:48:23,233 --> 01:48:26,633 OR, IN OUR CASE, EVERY "UNCH," EVERY "INT." 1714 01:48:33,066 --> 01:48:35,767 WE ARE NOW A DETECTIVE AGENCY. 1715 01:48:37,033 --> 01:48:39,100 ( chittering ) 1716 01:49:01,567 --> 01:49:03,867 ( siren blaring ) 1717 01:49:18,800 --> 01:49:21,600 ( laughing )