1 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:19,797 ( slow music playing ) 2 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,300 ( keys jangle ) 3 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,974 ( phone ringing ) 4 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:42,104 ( ringing ) 5 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:14,174 ( theme music playing ) 6 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,700 ( bell dinging ) 7 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,033 WHERE'S YOUR BOSS? 8 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,133 HE'S GONE FISHING. 9 00:02:40,133 --> 00:02:41,533 FISHING? 10 00:02:41,533 --> 00:02:43,633 IN THE LIMPOPO. 11 00:02:43,633 --> 00:02:46,073 Mma Makutsi: HAS HE EVER BEEN FISHING BEFORE? 12 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,666 NEVER. 13 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,767 IT'S VERY ODD. 14 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:52,527 ( shooing ) 15 00:02:53,567 --> 00:02:55,797 YOU'RE NOT COMING IN HERE. 16 00:02:58,433 --> 00:03:01,503 HAVE YOU HAD AN ARGUMENT? 17 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:05,170 IT'S A SHAME THEY'RE NOT CLIENTS CLAMORING FOR ENTRY. 18 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:08,466 PERHAPS THERE IS SOME CASE THEY WANT TO HAVE SOLVED. 19 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:11,597 HA! THE MYSTERY OF WHAT CAME FIRST: THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG. 20 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,330 SO, RRA MATEKONI. 21 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:17,103 MMA RAMOTSWE? MMA RAMOTSWE. 22 00:03:18,767 --> 00:03:22,827 MMA, HAVE YOU FOUND MY DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND FOR ME YET? 23 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:25,274 I-- I TAILED HER TO SCHOOL AGAIN. 24 00:03:25,266 --> 00:03:27,166 THERE HAS BEEN A DEVELOPMENT. 25 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:35,596 "I MISS YOU EVERY MINUTE WE ARE APART, JACK." 26 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,270 "I MISS YOU EVERY MINUTE WE ARE APART, JACK... 27 00:03:38,266 --> 00:03:39,866 KISS KISS KISS!" 28 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:43,327 THOSE X'S ALL OVER IT ARE KISSES! 29 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:46,803 - WHO IS JACK? - JACK IS THE BOY YOU HAVE STILL NOT FOUND! 30 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,270 AND DON'T FORGET, I CAN ALWAYS GO TO YOUR RIVAL. 31 00:03:50,266 --> 00:03:51,826 RIVAL? 32 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,430 HMM! 33 00:03:54,433 --> 00:03:57,733 ( upbeat music playing ) 34 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:07,503 ( shouts in Setswana ) 35 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,770 ( beeps ) 36 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:38,103 SO, MY DAUGHTER-- A #1 PRIORITY. 37 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,097 ( beads rattle ) 38 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:50,297 ( birds squawking ) 39 00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:58,666 ( reel casting ) 40 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:10,973 COME! 41 00:05:10,967 --> 00:05:12,597 I'LL TEACH YOU. 42 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:20,973 "ENTRUST YOUR AFFAIRS TO A MAN." 43 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:23,127 HE HAS SET HIS SIGHTS ON US, MMA. 44 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:25,873 AND HE INTENDS TO BLOW US OUT OF THE WATER. 45 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,297 "EX-CID... 46 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:28,970 EX-NEW YORK... 47 00:05:28,967 --> 00:05:30,297 EX-CELLENT." 48 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,230 AND NO CHICKENS. 49 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,973 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. LET'S GO. 50 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,430 - ( kills engine ) - OOH! 51 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:49,203 ( doorbell rings ) 52 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:55,634 - DUMELA, MMA. - HI. 53 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:03,373 Man: TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES. 54 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:06,627 I ASKED MYSELF: WHO WOULD BE MY FIRST CUSTOMERS? 55 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,233 HERE IS MY ANSWER. 56 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:10,103 YOU ARE VERY KIND, RRA. 57 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,500 I AM NOT CALLED BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY. 58 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,700 I AM A DETECTIVE, MMA. 59 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:17,800 OBSERVATION IS IN MY BLOOD. HERE IS BEAUTY. 60 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,430 BUT WHAT AM I SAYING? 61 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:23,673 THIS FACE IS NOT JUST BEAUTIFUL, 62 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:27,697 IT IS THE FACE OF MMA RAMOTSWE OF THE NO. 1 LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY. 63 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,433 IT IS AN HONOR, MMA. 64 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:35,033 THIS IS MMA MAKUTSI. 65 00:06:35,033 --> 00:06:36,503 ASSISTANT DETECTIVE... 66 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:40,270 AND A GRADUATE OF THE BOTSWANA SECRETARIAL COLLEGE. 67 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,426 OH, THAT PLACE. 68 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:44,133 CEPHAS BUTHELEZI-- 69 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:46,073 EX-CID, JOHANNESBURG, 70 00:06:46,066 --> 00:06:49,466 BACK NOW IN MY MOTHER COUNTRY AND READY TO KICK ASS. 71 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:51,097 A BUSY LIFE, RRA. 72 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,100 YOU ALSO LIVED IN NEW YORK? 73 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:56,770 NEW YORK, YES, NEW YORK-- SO GOOD THEY NAMED IT TWICE. 74 00:06:56,767 --> 00:06:58,597 COLD WATER? 75 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,970 NO, THANK YOU. 76 00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:01,627 HOW LONG DID YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK? 77 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:03,333 - NOT MANY YEARS. - HOW MANY? 78 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,273 ANYWAY, LADIES, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 79 00:07:05,266 --> 00:07:07,296 YOUR HUSBANDS PLAYING UP? ( chuckles ) 80 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:10,030 I CAN SEE BY YOUR HANDS THAT YOU ARE SPINSTER LADIES. 81 00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:14,203 MMM, THAT'S GOOD-- MARRIED TO THE JOB. 82 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,500 THIS IS A COURTESY CALL, RRA. THAT IS ALL. 83 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,530 THERE IS ROOM FOR BOTH OF US IN GABORONE, MMA. 84 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:25,373 THE CITY IS GROWING. 85 00:07:25,367 --> 00:07:28,397 YOU CAN CARRY ON WITH YOUR BITS AND PIECES 86 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,670 WHILE I TAKE CARE OF MATTERS THAT REQUIRE 87 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,197 A MAN'S APPROACH-- 88 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,130 A PROFESSIONAL DETECTIVE'S APPROACH. 89 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:35,503 WE ARE PROFESSIONALS. 90 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:39,970 MMM, I MEANT QUALIFIED, EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONAL. 91 00:07:41,934 --> 00:07:43,974 PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR AS YOU GO OUT, LADIES. 92 00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:48,067 Mma Ramotswe: I HAVE NEVER MET SUCH AN ARROGANT MAN! 93 00:07:48,066 --> 00:07:50,926 Mma Makutsi: HE IS ALL TALK AND-- AND WATER COOLERS! 94 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:52,504 ( muttering ) 95 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,630 PRECIOUS RAMOTSWE. 96 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:56,873 ( laughs ) 97 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,667 TWO SHOTS PULANI! 98 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,367 HEY, MY OFFER'S STILL OPEN. 99 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:02,297 OH, AND MY DECISION IS STILL FINAL. 100 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:05,030 YOUR FRIEND WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOT FAVORITE 101 00:08:05,033 --> 00:08:07,373 FOR MISS TRADITIONAL BUILD 2008. 102 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:09,967 - A BEAUTY CONTEST? - MY STOCK IN TRADE. 103 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:12,827 AND YOU-- MISS PRIM AND PROPER 2009. 104 00:08:12,834 --> 00:08:15,074 COMPLIMENTS TWICE IN ONE DAY. 105 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:18,696 ENCHANTING AS ALWAYS, BUT I'VE GOT BUSINESS ACROSS THE ROAD. 106 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,600 WHY GO TO MR. UNTRIED AND UNTESTED 107 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,730 WHEN YOU COULD HAVE MRS. READY WILLING AND ABLE 108 00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:35,404 RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE? ( laughs ) 109 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,430 I ONLY WISH MY GIRLS WERE AS GOOD AS YOU TWO. 110 00:08:38,433 --> 00:08:39,673 ( laughs ) 111 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:49,130 Rra Pulani: THE STORY BEGINS A LONG TIME AGO 112 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:51,703 IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. 113 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:54,230 WE'RE GOING TO NEED A VERY BIG FILE, MMA MAKUTSI. 114 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:55,733 ( laughs ) 115 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:59,004 EVE TEMPTED ADAM. WHY? 116 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,230 BECAUSE SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 117 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:03,933 AND THE SAME IS TRUE NOW. 118 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,704 AND SO MY BEAUTY CONTESTS ARE VERY POPULAR. 119 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,900 BUT THESE GIRLS OF YOURS-- 120 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,570 WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? 121 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:13,827 THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO SAY IT IS WRONG 122 00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:16,474 TO ENCOURAGE LADIES TO DRESS UP AND WALK IN FRONT OF MEN. 123 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:20,297 THEY WRITE TO OUR SPONSORS AND TELL THEM TO PUT THEIR MONEY ELSEWHERE. 124 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,830 BECAUSE OF THESE PEOPLE, 125 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:25,074 NOW WE HAVE TO BE SQUEAKY CLEAN. 126 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,696 AND THESE GIRLS? 127 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,530 TWO OF OUR BEAUTY QUEENS 128 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:32,433 WERE FOUND TO BE BAD GIRLS. 129 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:33,573 TSK! 130 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:36,767 ONE WAS STARRING IN THE WRONG SORT OF MOVIE. 131 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:38,267 OH! 132 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:40,596 THE OTHER WAS USING A STOLEN CREDIT CARD. 133 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,170 IN MY EXPERIENCE, BEAUTY AND GOODNESS RARELY-- 134 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,066 AND NOW YOUR SPONSORS ARE WORRIED? 135 00:09:47,066 --> 00:09:48,726 VERY WORRIED! 136 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:52,074 BUT THEN I HAD A BRAINWAVE-- 137 00:09:52,066 --> 00:09:55,366 THE MISS BEAUTY AND INTEGRITY CONTEST. 138 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:58,127 WE SCRUTINIZED ALL ENTRANTS FOR MORALS 139 00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:00,233 AND WE CAME UP WITH A SHORTLIST OF SIX. 140 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,433 BUT? 141 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:06,834 ONE OF THE SIX WAS FOUND SHOPLIFTING LAST WEEK. 142 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:07,934 AHH! 143 00:10:07,934 --> 00:10:09,774 THE CONTEST IS IN THREE DAYS. 144 00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:12,197 WE MUST MAKE CERTAIN THAT THE OTHERS 145 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,170 ARE 200% SPOTLESS. 146 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:17,466 THIS IS A CASE CRYING OUT FOR FEMALE INTUITION. 147 00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:18,927 TRUE! TRUE. 148 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:26,303 THAT IS THE SHORTLIST-- NAMES, ADDRESSES 149 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,130 AND VITAL STATISTICS. 150 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:32,773 AND YOU TWO ARE GOING TO TAKE THEM TO TASK AND REPORT BACK... 151 00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,297 AND I WILL CHOOSE THE WINNER. 152 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,900 YOU? DON'T YOU HAVE A PANEL OF JUDGES? 153 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,030 A PANEL THAT DOES AS I SAY. 154 00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:42,073 THEY KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU TWO ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT-- 155 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,500 NO ONE PAYS LIKE TWO SHOTS PULANI. 156 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,230 Mma Ramotswe: I THINK IT CAN BE SAID 157 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:58,803 WE SHOWED THAT FLASHY CEPHAS BUTHELEZI WHAT WE ARE MADE OF! 158 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,100 "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED." HA! 159 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:04,500 IT IS OUR SATISFACTION THAT IS GUARANTEED, NOT HIS! 160 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,500 CAN YOU IMAGINE A MAN LIKE HIM 161 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,700 TRYING TO HANDLE A CASE LIKE THIS? 162 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,100 ( blows raspberry ) HA! ONE LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTY QUEENS 163 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,030 AND HE WOULD BE PUTTY IN THEIR HANDS. 164 00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:15,333 I KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE TYPES OF GIRLS 165 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,633 FROM MY DAYS AT SECRETARIAL COLLEGE. 166 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:22,073 I KNOW HOW MEN REACT TO LOW MARKS AND HIGH HEMLINES. 167 00:11:22,066 --> 00:11:24,196 WE WILL NOT HAVE THAT PROBLEM. 168 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,930 WE WILL BE IMPARTIAL, 169 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:29,674 OBJECTIVE, CLEAR-HEADED. 170 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,397 MMA, 171 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,570 YOU MAY HAVE TO PURSUE THIS CASE ALONE. 172 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:38,697 I PROMISED MR. PATEL I WOULD FIND THIS BOY JACK. 173 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,230 IT IS THE PERFECT CASE FOR ME. 174 00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:45,774 HAVE YOU HEARD THE EXPRESSION, 175 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:47,597 "NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER"? 176 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,700 MMM. 177 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:52,630 LUCKILY THAT DOES NOT APPLY TO PRETTY GIRLS. 178 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:55,333 "I LIKE SO MUCH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH MY HAIR," SHE SAYS, 179 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,333 "THAT I WISH YOU WOULD CUT MY DOG'S HAIR." 180 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,333 HA! YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID TO HER? 181 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:03,473 AHH! 97%-- HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 182 00:12:03,467 --> 00:12:07,197 - I WISH TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS, B.K. - SHOOT. 183 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,030 YOU SPEND ALL YOUR DAYS WITH VAIN AND EMPTY-HEADED LADIES. 184 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,130 NOT AT ALL! 185 00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:20,303 OH. OH, WELL, LET US JUST SAY 186 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,970 THAT FROM TIME TO TIME 187 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,097 A VAIN AND EMPTY-HEADED LADY 188 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:27,630 MIGHT PERHAPS WANDER IN HERE JUST BY CHANCE. 189 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:30,503 SOMETIMES. MAYBE. 190 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,330 EVERY NOW AND THEN. 191 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:36,133 YOU CHAT TO THEM, PUT THEM AT THEIR EASE, DRAW THEM OUT. 192 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:37,973 I DO. 193 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,403 HOW? 194 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,773 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 195 00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:26,827 I WAS LOOKING FOR RRA MATEKONI. 196 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:28,304 HE'S AWAY. 197 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,100 ( dog barking ) 198 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,373 WAIT, NO. 199 00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,127 - COME HERE-- COME ON, BABY. - NO, SHH! 200 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,773 - COME ON! - ( Florence laughing ) 201 00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,974 A MAN SHOULD HAVE A HOBBY. 202 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:58,697 OTHERWISE, HE'S ALWAYS GETTING UNDER HIS WIFE'S FEET. 203 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,333 AND IF A MAN HAS NO WIFE? 204 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,673 IF A MAN HAS NO CHANCE OF A WIFE? 205 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,097 IF THE WOMAN A MAN WANTS FOR HIS WIFE 206 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,730 WILL NOT LOOK AT HIM TWICE, THEN WHAT? 207 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:15,097 THEN THE RIVER IS A FINE COMPANION. 208 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:24,897 Woman: YOU SAID RRA MATEKONI MIGHT BE JOINING YOU THIS EVENING. 209 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,570 HE HAD TO GO AWAY. 210 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,227 NOT A SICK RELATIVE, I HOPE. 211 00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:30,603 NO. 212 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,500 AN EMERGENCY AT WORK PERHAPS? 213 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,530 NNYAA, MMA. 214 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:38,067 DON'T TELL ME HE IS SICK. 215 00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:41,026 RRA MATEKONI IS IN VERY GOOD HEALTH. 216 00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:43,933 IS IT PERHAPS MY COOKING THAT KEEPS HIM AWAY? 217 00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:46,974 RRA MATEKONI IS VERY FOND OF YOUR COOKING. 218 00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:50,027 AND HE ENJOYS COMING HERE TO EAT WITH YOU? 219 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,573 I THINK SO. 220 00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:55,567 - AND YOU ENJOY-- - IT IS JUST A MEAL, ROSE. 221 00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,927 JUST BECAUSE WE SOMETIMES BREAK BREAD TOGETHER 222 00:14:57,934 --> 00:15:01,174 DOES NOT MEAN WE MUST DO IT FOREVER AND EVER. 223 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,096 - NO, MMA. - WE'RE NOT MARRIED! 224 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,900 NO, MMA. 225 00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:12,834 HE WENT FISHING. 226 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,470 I SEE. 227 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,770 THANK YOU, ROSE. 228 00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,903 YES, MMA. 229 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,703 YOU ARE LOOKING VERY PRETTY TODAY, 230 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,400 LIKE RIHANNA. 231 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,930 IS SHE YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY? 232 00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,404 YES. 233 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,930 THE IDEA IS THAT I DRAW YOU OUT. 234 00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:55,234 RIHANNA IS VERY PRETTY. 235 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,573 ALL THESE GIRLS ARE PRETTY, RICHARD. 236 00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:00,427 THEY ARE BEAUTY QUEENS. OR THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT TO BE. 237 00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,773 BEAUTY QUEENS. 238 00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,997 IT IS THEIR MINDS I AM INTERESTED IN, 239 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,070 THEIR-- 240 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,496 THEIR MORAL FIBER. 241 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,000 ARE THERE STILL TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR THIS CONTEST? 242 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,400 - RICHARD. - I AM SICK OF THESE FOUR WALLS. 243 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,500 ( sighs ) A BEAUTY CONTEST. 244 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,800 IT IS PRETTY GIRLS THAT GOT YOU IN THIS TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE! 245 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,970 I AM SORRY. 246 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:28,527 I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT. 247 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:31,573 GO BACK TO YOUR QUESTIONS. 248 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,700 I'M SORRY. 249 00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:39,833 SO... 250 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,674 RIHANNA. 251 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,697 WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HER? 252 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:48,500 ( laughs ) DO YOU WANT MY HONEST ANSWER? 253 00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:53,174 YOU WOULD MAKE A TERRIBLE REPORTER. 254 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,996 ( coughs ) 255 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,470 RICHARD. 256 00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:59,327 THAT IS IT-- A REPORTER. 257 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,473 ( coughing ) 258 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:03,927 I WILL GO AND GET YOUR TABLETS. 259 00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:06,527 THOSE TABLETS, 260 00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:08,203 THIS PLACE-- 261 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,770 I AM GOING TO GO CRAZY LIKE THIS. 262 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,470 ( sheep bleating ) 263 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:19,203 ( women chatting ) 264 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,996 "IT IS QUITE HARD BEING GABORONE'S BEST PROPER DETECTIVE." 265 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,200 BEST PROPER DETECTIVE! 266 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,530 "YOU HAVE TO BE TOUGH IN THIS BUSINESS. 267 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:32,773 THAT'S WHY MEN ARE BEST AT IT." MEN! 268 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:35,727 "IF ANY READERS HAVE SOMETHING THAT NEEDS LOOKING INTO, 269 00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:40,004 I AM THEIR MAN. I'LL REPEAT: I AM THEIR MAN." 270 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,600 ARE YOU WORRIED? 271 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,233 I AM WORRIED. 272 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,733 I AM WORRIED TOO. 273 00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:55,434 DUMELA, DARLING LADIES. 274 00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,534 Mma Makutsi: YOU ARE IMPRESSED. 275 00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:03,133 "NEW YORK, JOHANNESBURG, CID EXPERIENCE..." 276 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,733 AND ON TOP OF IT HE'S A MAN-- 277 00:19:04,734 --> 00:19:06,934 A MAN OF THE WORLD. OF COURSE I'M IMPRESSED. 278 00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:10,874 YOU DID NOT FIND HIM FULL OF-- OF BLUSTER AND HOT AIR? 279 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:14,997 HE BLOWS HIS OWN TRUMPET, BUT HE HAS A TRUMPET TO BLOW. 280 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,870 - SO? - SO THAT TELLS US SOMETHING. 281 00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:25,697 YES. IT TELLS US... 282 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:29,570 THAT B.K. IS A VERY STUPID MAN. 283 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,467 ( sighs ) 284 00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:34,897 WE KNOW WHERE WE STAND, MMA. 285 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:38,800 WE DO OUR JOB EFFECTIVELY AND EFFICIENTLY 286 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,900 OR OUR RIVAL WILL PUT US TO THE SWORD. 287 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,830 IT IS DO OR DIE. 288 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,774 ( sighs ) 289 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,667 SO? 290 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,827 I HAVE STUDIED THE LIST OF GIRLS 291 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:52,074 AND REMOVED THEIR VITAL STATISTICS. 292 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,096 THEY ARE OF NO INTEREST TO US. 293 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:57,270 - QUITE RIGHT. - IT IS WHAT THEY HAVE HERE THAT COUNTS. 294 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,470 IN-- IN THEIR HEARTS, 295 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:06,897 I MEAN, NOT THEIR-- THEIR-- 296 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,600 I UNDERSTAND. 297 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,034 AND MMA? 298 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:15,103 I WILL NOT BE JUDGING BOOKS BY COVERS. 299 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,230 I AM GLAD. 300 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:18,703 I WILL BE READING EVERY CHAPTER. 301 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,866 GRACE MAKUTSI-- 302 00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,627 "BOTSWANA DAILY NEWS." 303 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,133 ( speaks Setswana ) 304 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,100 I AM HERE TO INTERVIEW MOTLAMEDI MATLULI. 305 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,530 EH? 306 00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:46,733 A VERY GOOD SUBJECT. 307 00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:48,674 WHERE WILL I FIND HER? 308 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,497 AHH, PROBABLY IN CHURCH. 309 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,000 ( laughing ) 310 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,930 TRY THE CANTEEN. 311 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,900 ( speaks Setswana ) 312 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,270 ( rock music playing ) 313 00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,496 ( crowd cheering ) 314 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,800 I AM LOOKING FOR MOTLAMEDI MATLULI. 315 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,700 I AM A REPORTER FROM "THE DAILY NEWS." 316 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:25,200 SHH SHH SHH! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME? 317 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,730 ( music dies ) 318 00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:30,034 I WILL WORK WITH CHILDREN, 319 00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:32,133 THE ILL AND THE ORPHANED. 320 00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:34,703 AND HAVE YOU ALREADY GOT THAT TYPE OF EXPERIENCE? 321 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,500 VOLUNTEER WORK, PERHAPS? 322 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,530 UM, AT-- AT PRESENT I'M TOO BUSY WITH MY STUDIES, 323 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,673 BUT ONCE I'VE GRADUATED, I WILL DEDICATE 324 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:47,027 ALL MY TIME TO HELPING OTHERS. 325 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:48,903 AND HOW WILL YOU MAKE A LIVING? 326 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:51,430 I WON'T NEED TO. 327 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:54,273 I WILL HAVE THE MONEY FROM WINNING THE BEAUTY CONTEST. 328 00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:57,496 I HAVE WON TWO OF MR. PULANI'S CONTESTS ALREADY. 329 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,670 HE'S ALWAYS PUTTING ME IN HIS SHOWS. 330 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,397 - THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT. - THE NAME IS DIFFERENT. 331 00:22:03,934 --> 00:22:06,034 SO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO WIN? 332 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,933 I WON THE OTHER TWO. 333 00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:12,704 MOTLAMEDI IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN GABORONE. 334 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,500 AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR INTEGRITY? 335 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,170 OH, IT LOOKS VERY GOOD IN A SWIMSUIT. 336 00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:20,126 ( others laugh ) 337 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,933 ( chattering ) 338 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,370 - NICE CAR. - Man: LET'S GO FOR A SPIN. 339 00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:31,267 HELLO, MY ANGELS. 340 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,226 I KNOW YOU! 341 00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:35,103 DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM, BO MMA. 342 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,230 THIS MAN IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE GIRLS. 343 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:39,203 HE ALREADY HAS A WIFE AND THREE CHILDREN. 344 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,530 NO NO NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE. 345 00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:44,103 I AM NOT MARRIED. I AM NOT-- 346 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,270 THAT IS WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 347 00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:47,696 NO! 348 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:51,470 NO, BUT-- ( mutters ) 349 00:22:51,467 --> 00:22:54,367 WOULD YOU RATHER I SAY THAT YOU ARE ILLEGALLY DRIVING 350 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,027 A CAR THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF RRA MATEKONI'S CLIENTS 351 00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:59,503 WHILE TAKING UNAUTHORIZED LEAVE FROM WORK 352 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,030 BECAUSE YOUR BOSS IS AWAY FISHING? 353 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,573 NOW TURN THIS CAR AROUND 354 00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:09,097 AND TAKE IT BACK TO WHERE IT BELONGS. 355 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,366 AND ME WITH IT. 356 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:20,730 AHH-- FOUR MORE GIRLS. 357 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,434 VERY LITTLE TIME. 358 00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:24,573 I KNOW A LOT ABOUT GIRLS. I COULD TELL YOU-- 359 00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,127 AASH! HANDS OFF. 360 00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:27,603 GET GOING. 361 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,400 ( ENGINE STARTS ) 362 00:23:31,433 --> 00:23:34,503 YOU DO KNOW A LOT OF GIRLS, DON'T YOU? 363 00:23:41,734 --> 00:23:44,634 SO YOU KNOW THIS MOTLAMEDI? 364 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:47,873 AH, I KNOW HER VERY WELL INDEED, FROM THE GO GO BAR. 365 00:23:47,867 --> 00:23:49,997 VERY FINE BUTTOCKS 366 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,400 THAT SHE PUTS TO VERY GOOD USE. 367 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,903 JUST LIKE THAT? 368 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:58,270 EE, RRA. JUST LIKE THAT. 369 00:23:58,266 --> 00:24:01,226 GLADYS TLHAPI? 370 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,173 CHARLIE? 371 00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:05,326 AHH, GLADYS. 372 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,503 MY MY, OH. 373 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,930 ONE TWO THREE! 374 00:24:09,934 --> 00:24:12,174 AND VERY NICE AND CHARMING. 375 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,526 TO YOU, PERHAPS. AND THIS ONE? 376 00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:17,433 PATRICIA QUATLENENI IN TLOKWENG? 377 00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:18,803 NO. 378 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,670 - ARE YOU SURE? - QUITE SURE. 379 00:24:23,934 --> 00:24:25,304 THABISA GOPANE? 380 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:26,830 NEVER HEARD OF HER. 381 00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:28,634 LUCKY FOR HER. 382 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,033 TAKE ME THERE. 383 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:37,133 GOOD MORNING, MMA. 384 00:24:37,133 --> 00:24:38,773 I AM SORRY TO TROUBLE YOU, 385 00:24:38,767 --> 00:24:41,367 BUT I FOUND A TEXTBOOK NEAR YOUR SCHOOL LAST NIGHT. 386 00:24:41,367 --> 00:24:44,727 IT BELONGS TO A BOY NAMED JACK. 387 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,534 DO YOU HAVE A JACK IN YOUR SCHOOL? 388 00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:49,103 YOU DO? 389 00:24:50,433 --> 00:24:52,903 AND WHAT AGE IS HE? 390 00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:58,427 MMM, THEN I THINK IT MUST BE ANOTHER BOY. 391 00:24:58,433 --> 00:25:00,303 THANK YOU, MMA. 392 00:25:07,734 --> 00:25:09,334 GOOD MORNING, MMA. 393 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:10,973 I AM SORRY TO TROUBLE YOU, 394 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:14,297 BUT I FOUND A TEXTBOOK NEAR YOUR SCHOOL LAST NIGHT. 395 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:18,000 ( engine starts ) 396 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:24,103 HO! 397 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,330 ( brakes screech ) 398 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:54,027 I DO NOT LIKE THESE TYPES OF PLACES. 399 00:25:54,033 --> 00:25:56,703 THE CHICKEN HERE IS... MWAH! 400 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,730 AHH! SO YOU DO KNOW HER. 401 00:25:58,734 --> 00:26:00,134 NO. 402 00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:08,204 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY, MMA? 403 00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,897 I AM SORRY? 404 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,170 SWEET POTATO. 405 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,896 ONE SWEET POTATO. 406 00:26:19,734 --> 00:26:21,734 - THANK YOU, MMA. - SIT DOWN THERE, MMA. 407 00:26:21,734 --> 00:26:23,774 I'LL CALL YOU WHEN YOUR SWEET POTATO IS READY. 408 00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:25,097 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 409 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,570 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MMA? 410 00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:29,327 GRACE MAKUTSI, "BOTSWANA DAILY NEWS." 411 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:31,303 I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR INCLUSION 412 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,170 IN THE MISS BEAUTY AND INTEGRITY-- 413 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:36,126 UM, CAN YOU TALK LATER? I KNOCK OFF AT 6:00. 414 00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:38,073 I WILL SEE IF I CAN FIT YOU IN. 415 00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:40,126 THANK YOU! 416 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:42,073 YOU FINISH WORK AT 6:00, YOU SAY? 417 00:26:42,066 --> 00:26:43,266 - YEAH. - CHARLIE! 418 00:26:43,266 --> 00:26:45,166 EXCELLENT. 419 00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:48,867 SHE WAS VERY NICE TO THE OLD LADY. 420 00:26:48,867 --> 00:26:51,167 THAT MAY HAVE ONLY BEEN BECAUSE WE WERE WATCHING. 421 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,226 YOU CANNOT PUT A LINE THROUGH HER NAME JUST YET. 422 00:26:53,233 --> 00:26:56,033 TURN AROUND ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL DO JUST THAT. 423 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:39,630 BUY ONE OF THESE, MMA. THEY NEVER RUN. 424 00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:42,733 I CAN SEE THEY ARE FIRST CLASS, MMA, 425 00:27:42,734 --> 00:27:45,704 BUT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MY SIZE. 426 00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:53,773 Girl: EW! WHAT IS THAT? 427 00:28:15,633 --> 00:28:17,733 ( girls laughing ) 428 00:28:48,233 --> 00:28:52,433 MMA, FROM THIS STORE YOU MUST SEE EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON. 429 00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:55,533 EE, I AM THE EYES AND THE EARS OF THE MARKET. 430 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:57,533 DID YOU SEE TWO GIRLS COMING OUT OF THE BOOK CENTER, 431 00:28:57,533 --> 00:28:59,403 ONE AFRICAN, ONE INDIAN? 432 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,730 EE, THEY WENT OVER TO THE CINEMA. 433 00:29:02,734 --> 00:29:05,634 THANK YOU, MMA. 434 00:29:05,633 --> 00:29:08,273 KE A LEBOGA. 435 00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:11,596 THERE WERE TWO GIRLS, ONE AFRICAN AND ONE INDIAN. 436 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,270 - DID YOU SEE THEM? - AHH, THEY JUST LEFT. 437 00:29:14,266 --> 00:29:17,466 BUT THE INDIAN GIRL, 438 00:29:17,467 --> 00:29:20,227 SHE ASKED ME WHAT WAS SHOWING TOMORROW AT 5:30. 439 00:29:20,233 --> 00:29:21,573 AND WHAT WAS IT? 440 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:23,267 "BIRTH OF FEAR 3." 441 00:29:23,266 --> 00:29:24,466 AHH. 442 00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:26,227 SHE BOUGHT TWO TICKETS. 443 00:29:31,033 --> 00:29:34,103 - I'LL TAKE ONE FOR THE SAME SHOW. - OKAY. 444 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:47,770 RRA? 445 00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:51,397 VERY QUAINT. VERY TRADITIONAL... 446 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,970 LIKE YOU, MMA. 447 00:29:52,967 --> 00:29:54,727 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, RRA? 448 00:29:54,734 --> 00:29:56,434 IS YOUR WIFE PLAYING UP? 449 00:29:56,433 --> 00:29:58,903 ( laughs ) JUST A COURTESY CALL... 450 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:03,500 TO SAY I'LL BE TAKING OVER FROM YOU ON THE KGALE BREAK-INS INVESTIGATION. 451 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:06,170 WE WERE NEVER OFFICIALLY ON THAT CASE. 452 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:09,526 MMM. SO YOU HAVE TAKEN A CASE THAT WAS RIGHTLY MINE 453 00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:11,073 AND NOW I HAVE TAKEN ONE BACK. 454 00:30:11,066 --> 00:30:13,396 I HOPE IT MAKES YOU VERY HAPPY, RRA. 455 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,970 NOW I MUST GET ON. I'M EXTREMELY BUSY. 456 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:20,870 BY THE WAY, WE HAVE A MUTUAL FRIEND-- 457 00:30:20,867 --> 00:30:23,897 NOTE MOKOTE... 458 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,400 YOUR EX. 459 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,430 I KNEW HIM WELL IN JOBURG. 460 00:30:28,433 --> 00:30:31,933 I HAVE INTEREST IN SEVERAL NIGHTCLUBS HERE AND IN SOUTH AFRICA. 461 00:30:31,934 --> 00:30:34,274 HE WAS ONE OF OUR STAR PERFORMERS-- 462 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,096 VERY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES. 463 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,530 I CUT MY TIES WITH THAT MAN. 464 00:30:37,533 --> 00:30:39,503 I HEARD, YOU HAVE A NEW MAN-- 465 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,930 A MAN WHO FIXES CARS. 466 00:30:41,934 --> 00:30:45,604 HE SOUNDS LIKE A MUCH MORE SUITABLE MATCH. 467 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:59,933 ( jazz playing ) 468 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,870 B.K.? 469 00:31:28,867 --> 00:31:32,867 HAS THAT OTHER DETECTIVE BEEN TO SEE YOU ABOUT THE BREAK-INS? 470 00:31:32,867 --> 00:31:35,397 I TALKED AND TALKED BUT TOLD HIM NOTHING. 471 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,670 HA. 472 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,030 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 473 00:31:45,734 --> 00:31:48,834 IS THERE ANYTHING PECULIAR ABOUT A HAIRDRESSER WITH NO HAIR? 474 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,870 THE LESS YOU HAVE, THE MORE YOU CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S. 475 00:31:59,734 --> 00:32:01,304 DO YOU MISS HIM? 476 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,170 WHO? 477 00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:06,766 RRA MATEKONI. 478 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:09,067 OH. 479 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,600 HIM. WELL-- 480 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,000 I THOUGHT SO. 481 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,330 MY MAN ALSO WENT FISHING, MMA, 482 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,603 BUT NOT TO LIMPOPO. 483 00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:21,973 WHEN WAS THAT? 484 00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:25,527 LONGER THAN I CARE TO REMEMBER. 485 00:32:27,066 --> 00:32:28,666 I TOOK HIM FOR GRANTED. 486 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,430 - AND NOW... - ( people arguing ) 487 00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:36,433 TWO I HAVE STRUCK OFF ALREADY, 488 00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:38,003 AND ONE I HAVE NOT YET DECIDED ON-- 489 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,100 THAT IS THREE. THERE WERE FIVE ON THE LIST. 490 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:42,230 I WILL DO THE OTHER TWO STRAIGHTAWAY. 491 00:32:42,233 --> 00:32:44,173 B.K., TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN. 492 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:45,596 I'LL BE THERE. 493 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,330 YOU ALWAYS PUT MY GIRLS IN A GOOD MOOD. 494 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,603 THAT'S MY JOB. 495 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:53,470 ACTION STATIONS-- NO TIME TO WASTE. EH? 496 00:32:53,467 --> 00:32:56,367 I MUST HAVE YOUR REPORT IN GOOD TIME BEFORE THE SHOW TONIGHT. 497 00:32:56,367 --> 00:32:59,027 RIGHT. 498 00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:05,003 - MMA? - YOU DO ONE; I'LL DO THE OTHER. 499 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,300 THANK YOU, MMA. 500 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,767 OH COME, MMA. 501 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,300 WHO'S TO KNOW? 502 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:52,670 DOES ANYONE KNOW PATRICIA QUATLENENI? 503 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:54,497 PLOT 2381? 504 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,830 YES. 505 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:58,104 KO KO! 506 00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,000 DUMELA, MMA. 507 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,530 ARE YOU LOST? 508 00:34:01,533 --> 00:34:03,073 DUMELA, MMA. 509 00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:05,496 I AM-- 510 00:34:08,967 --> 00:34:11,727 I AM FROM THE BEAUTY-CONTEST ORGANIZERS. 511 00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:13,374 I AM TALKING WITH THE GIRLS. 512 00:34:13,367 --> 00:34:15,497 YOUR JOURNEY HAS BEEN WASTED, MMA. 513 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,500 - PATRICIA IS NOT GOING. - WHY? 514 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,200 SHE'S NOT THE BEAUTY-QUEEN TYPE. 515 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,900 SHE'S BEEN CHOSEN BECAUSE 516 00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,570 THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE SOMETHING IT IS NOT. 517 00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:26,697 Woman: DON'T LISTEN TO HER! 518 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,867 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I SPENT MAKING THIS DRESS? 519 00:34:32,867 --> 00:34:35,127 MY SISTER HAS NO CHILDREN OF HER OWN. 520 00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:37,373 I DO NOT WANT HER DISAPPOINTED. 521 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,397 IT IS YOU WHO'S DISAPPOINTING HER 522 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,300 WITH YOUR TALK OF DOOM AND GLOOM. 523 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,230 HERE SHE IS. 524 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,300 - DUMELA. - DUMELA. 525 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:52,470 THIS LADY HAS COME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE BEAUTY CONTEST. 526 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,297 AND I TOLD HER YOU WERE NOT GOING. 527 00:34:55,567 --> 00:34:59,497 UM, I'M NOT REALLY THE BEAUTY-QUEEN TYPE. 528 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,530 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME OF THESE OTHER GIRLS 529 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,433 CARRY A HEAVY SACK LIKE THIS ONE. 530 00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:06,233 OR GET A JOB FROM A MALE EMPLOYER 531 00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:09,533 WHEN THEY ARE NOT GLAMOUR GIRLS IN SHORT SKIRTS. 532 00:35:09,533 --> 00:35:12,033 EXACTLY. 533 00:35:12,033 --> 00:35:14,033 CAN I AT LEAST TALK TO HER? 534 00:35:14,033 --> 00:35:16,573 PLEASE, MMA? 535 00:35:16,567 --> 00:35:18,927 PLEASE, MOM. PLEASE. 536 00:35:18,934 --> 00:35:22,304 IT USED TO BE ENOUGH TO GIVE THE MAN A TREAT 537 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,670 BY WALKING AROUND WITH NEXT TO NOTHING ON 538 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:26,427 WHILE THEY GAWPED AT YOU. 539 00:35:26,433 --> 00:35:30,933 THIS TIME WE ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT TOO. 540 00:35:30,934 --> 00:35:34,134 SO THEY SEND YOU TO CHECK OUT OUR BED LINEN 541 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:36,773 AND SEE IF WE'VE BEEN GOOD LITTLE GIRLS. 542 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,030 IT IS A CONTEST OF INTEGRITY, 543 00:35:41,033 --> 00:35:42,533 NOT JUST BEAUTY. 544 00:35:42,533 --> 00:35:44,003 INTEGRITY? 545 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,900 MEN WITH THEIR WIVES IN THE BIG HOUSES, 546 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:50,070 THEIR GIRLFRIENDS IN THE SMALL HOUSES 547 00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:53,096 AND THEIR MODELS GONE MISSING SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN? 548 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,600 NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THAT. 549 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,530 PERHAPS YOU KNOW SOME WHICH I DO NOT. 550 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,570 ARE YOU GOING TO SAY ALL THIS AT THE CONTEST? 551 00:36:04,567 --> 00:36:06,597 WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I HAVE ENTERED? 552 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,330 BUT THEN YOU WILL LOSE. 553 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,633 WHAT WILL I LOSE, MMA? 554 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:17,167 I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK. 555 00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:23,027 Patricia: DO YOU THINK I HAVE NO CHANCE, MMA? 556 00:36:23,033 --> 00:36:25,573 I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU. 557 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,770 THANK YOU. 558 00:36:29,767 --> 00:36:32,997 NOW I HAVE THAT FEELING TOO. 559 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,170 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO KNOW? 560 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:37,166 I WANTED TO KNOW... 561 00:36:39,567 --> 00:36:42,497 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? 562 00:36:43,767 --> 00:36:46,627 - YOU WILL NOT LAUGH? - NNYAA, MMA. 563 00:36:48,066 --> 00:36:50,966 I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THE BOTSWANA SECRETARIAL COLLEGE. 564 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,270 I HAVE CRACKED THE CASE OF THE BADLY-BEHAVED BEAUTIES 565 00:37:10,266 --> 00:37:11,926 AND PICKED THE WINNER! 566 00:37:11,934 --> 00:37:13,434 YOU HAVE PICKED THE WINNER? 567 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,903 WELL, I MEAN... 568 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,470 ( stammering ) IT IS NOT FOR ME TO SAY, 569 00:37:19,467 --> 00:37:23,927 BUT WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-- WHAT I AM SAYING IS... 570 00:37:23,934 --> 00:37:28,304 MMA, THIS GIRL IS HEAD AND SHOULDERS 571 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:29,700 ABOVE THE REST. 572 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:32,200 YOU HAVE NOT HEARD ABOUT THE GIRL I WENT TO SEE. 573 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:36,170 SHE TALKED A LOT OF SENSE ABOUT WHO SHOULD BE JUDGING WHOSE INTEGRITY, 574 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:40,326 WHICH, SAD TO SAY, MAKES HER A VERY LONG SHOT INDEED. 575 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,527 WHAT WILL YOU BE WEARING TONIGHT, MMA? 576 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:47,573 I LIKE TWO SHOTS, BUT HIS CONTESTS-- THAT IS ANOTHER MATTER. 577 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:50,227 YOU WOULD LOVE PATRICIA. 578 00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:54,073 SHE IS PERFECT. AND... 579 00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:55,866 SHE WANTS TO GO 580 00:37:55,867 --> 00:37:58,527 TO THE BOTSWANA SECRETARIAL COLLEGE. 581 00:37:58,533 --> 00:38:00,803 ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT INFLUENCED BY THAT, MMA? 582 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,130 I WAS IMPARTIAL 583 00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:04,733 AND CLEAR-HEADED THROUGHOUT. 584 00:38:04,734 --> 00:38:08,134 WELL, THEN LET'S HOPE TWO SHOTS DOES AS HE'S TOLD. 585 00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:13,197 HE SAID THAT WE SHOULD SCRUTINIZE THEM AND THEN TELL HIM. 586 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,570 AND HE WOULD MAKE THE DECISION. 587 00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:18,497 HE. 588 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,770 IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 589 00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:55,674 NO ONE IS SITTING THERE. 590 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,127 IT'S QUITE FREE. 591 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,130 POPCORN? 592 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:10,503 I SAW YOU YESTERDAY... 593 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,800 OH! 594 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,600 ...AT MY SCHOOL, THEN IN THE MARKET STALLS. 595 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,200 AND NOW HERE! 596 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,570 THAT'S QUITE A COINCIDENCE. 597 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:21,267 AND IN THE BOOKSHOP. 598 00:39:21,266 --> 00:39:23,926 UNBELIEVABLE ALMOST. 599 00:39:23,934 --> 00:39:28,004 THE STALLHOLDER-- MMA BAPITSE-- SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE ASKING AFTER ME. 600 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,200 OH. 601 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,700 DID SHE? 602 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:36,270 HERE I AM. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 603 00:39:36,266 --> 00:39:38,096 I CAN TELL IF YOU'RE LYING. 604 00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:45,496 I WAS HIRED BY YOUR FATHER. 605 00:39:46,867 --> 00:39:49,997 HE'S WORRIED YOU'VE BEEN SEEING BOYS, 606 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,500 ESPECIALLY A BOY CALLED... 607 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,670 JACK. 608 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:57,497 IF I WAS YOU, I'D BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. 609 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,333 YOU ARE STILL YOUNG. 610 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:08,733 IT IS HARD AT YOUR AGE TO TELL A GOOD MAN FROM... 611 00:40:08,734 --> 00:40:10,804 A NOT-SO-GOOD ONE. 612 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,330 I KNOW THE SORT OF MAN HE WOULD WANT FOR ME. 613 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,633 - DO YOU? - Man: SHH! 614 00:40:14,633 --> 00:40:17,803 ONE WHO DID EVERYTHING MY FATHER TOLD HIM. 615 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,570 JACK WOULD NOT BE LIKE THAT? 616 00:40:19,567 --> 00:40:23,467 - JACK IS AN INDIVIDUAL. - HA. 617 00:40:23,467 --> 00:40:25,727 YOU LIKE HIM A LOT. 618 00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:29,933 HE'S ALL YOU COULD HOPE FOR IN A BOY-- 619 00:40:29,934 --> 00:40:34,004 KIND, GOOD-LOOKING, SEXY. 620 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,400 STEADY OR EXCITING? 621 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,470 SOMETIMES ONE, SOMETIMES THE OTHER. 622 00:40:39,467 --> 00:40:42,097 ALL THE GIRLS WOULD CHASE A BOY LIKE THIS. 623 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,430 BUT HE ONLY HAS EYES FOR ME. 624 00:40:44,433 --> 00:40:46,773 ( horror music playing ) 625 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,200 ( screaming ) 626 00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:05,197 ARE YOU GOING TO TELL MY FATHER? 627 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,100 I CANNOT LIE TO HIM. 628 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:10,870 WILL YOU CALL ME AT MY FRIEND'S TOMORROW 629 00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:13,167 AND TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID? 630 00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:16,066 GIVE ME THE NUMBER. 631 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,330 STRAIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. 632 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,930 ( laughs ) 633 00:41:46,266 --> 00:41:49,196 ( camera bulbs exploding ) 634 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,170 KE A LEBOGA, GRACE. 635 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:52,896 THANK YOU, RICHARD. 636 00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:56,730 A LADY NEEDS A CHAPERONE AT A GALA EVENT SUCH AS THIS. 637 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:05,703 ( buzzes ) 638 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:09,030 - Yes? - MMA RAMOTSWE TO SEE YOU, MR. PATEL. 639 00:42:09,033 --> 00:42:11,303 ( gate opens ) 640 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,970 - DUMELA, MMA. - DUMELA, MMA. 641 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,800 MMA! 642 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,270 NO NO, I WILL DEAL WITH THIS. NANDIRA, YOU STAY IN YOUR ROOM LIKE I TOLD YOU. 643 00:42:24,867 --> 00:42:27,497 - ( door closes ) - COME IN, MMA. 644 00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:30,870 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, 645 00:42:30,867 --> 00:42:34,197 I KNOW MY DAUGHTER BLEW YOUR COVER. 646 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,430 Man: DUMELA, MMA. 647 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:42,466 YOU SENT HIM TO SPY ON ME? 648 00:42:42,467 --> 00:42:43,967 NO, I WAS BEING PROACTIVE. 649 00:42:43,967 --> 00:42:45,997 I MAY HAVE MENTIONED MY WORRIES ABOUT JACK. 650 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 CONSIDER LITTLE JACKIE TAKEN CARE OF. 651 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,900 HE HAS USED INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY 652 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:54,230 TO TRACE ALL THE BOYS NAMED JACK IN GABORONE. 653 00:42:54,233 --> 00:42:56,003 EACH WILL BE RECEIVING A LETTER: 654 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,330 "NANDIRA PATEL IS OFF LIMITS." 655 00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:00,503 YOU'RE HAPPY TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS MAN 656 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,300 WITH HIS LETTERS AND THREATS? 657 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,930 WHAT NEXT? 658 00:43:04,934 --> 00:43:07,574 PROACTIVE BEATINGS IN DARK ALLEYS? 659 00:43:07,567 --> 00:43:10,227 IF THIS JACK HAS ANY SENSE, IT'LL NEVER COME TO THAT. 660 00:43:10,233 --> 00:43:11,733 AND IF HE HASN'T-- 661 00:43:11,734 --> 00:43:14,404 IF HE'S HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE 662 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,900 AND HAS TOTALLY LOST ALL COMMON SENSE? 663 00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:19,170 IS THAT THE CASE? 664 00:43:20,433 --> 00:43:23,573 WHAT DO YOU KNOW, MMA? TELL ME. 665 00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:25,267 I TALKED TO YOUR DAUGHTER. 666 00:43:25,266 --> 00:43:28,666 ( laughs ) YOU HAD NO CHOICE! SHE SAT DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. 667 00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:30,667 IN MY OPINION, 668 00:43:30,667 --> 00:43:32,997 WHAT THIS CASE NEEDS IS MORE TALK 669 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,800 AND NOT SO MANY DETECTIVES. 670 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,530 WELL, WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? 671 00:43:37,533 --> 00:43:40,103 THERE IS NO JACK. 672 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:41,770 SHE MADE HIM UP. 673 00:43:41,767 --> 00:43:44,927 NONSENSE! SHE HAS DRAWN A BLANK AND NOW SHE'S DESPERATE. 674 00:43:44,934 --> 00:43:46,704 HE'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 675 00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:49,770 A BOY WHO SMOTHERS HIS LOVE NOTES WITH KISSES, 676 00:43:49,767 --> 00:43:53,867 WHO-- WHO IS A PERFECT BALANCE OF STEADINESS 677 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:56,027 - AND EXCITEMENT? - SHE'S LYING. 678 00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:58,203 THEY'RE IN IT TOGETHER. 679 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,870 AND... 680 00:44:01,367 --> 00:44:04,327 WHO USES THE SAME PINK NOTEPAPER 681 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:07,403 THAT MAKE UP THE PAGES OF NANDIRA'S DIARY? 682 00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:15,297 WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS? 683 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,700 WHY WOULD SHE PUT ME THROUGH THIS? 684 00:44:23,834 --> 00:44:25,334 NANDIRA... 685 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:28,273 PERHAPS YOU WOULD ANSWER YOUR FATHER'S QUESTION? 686 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,466 SEE? THEY ARE IN THIS TOGETHER. 687 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:32,427 WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP QUIET? 688 00:44:35,367 --> 00:44:37,767 YOU'VE GOT IT ALL MAPPED OUT FOR ME. 689 00:44:37,767 --> 00:44:40,997 YOU ARE THE OWNER OF MY LIFE, NOT ME. 690 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,630 I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU. 691 00:44:43,633 --> 00:44:46,903 I KNOW WHAT THE WORLD IS LIKE; YOU DON'T! 692 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:48,530 YOU DON'T KNOW MY WORLD. 693 00:44:48,533 --> 00:44:50,403 THAT IS WHY I HIRED DETECTIVES. 694 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,870 YOU JUST NEED TO ASK. 695 00:44:51,867 --> 00:44:54,127 WHEN I ASK, YOU DON'T TELL ME, 696 00:44:54,133 --> 00:44:55,933 OR YOU MAKE THINGS UP. 697 00:44:55,934 --> 00:44:58,804 SO THAT I CAN HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN'T GET HOLD OF. 698 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,900 AND NOW YOU HAVE AND IT'S GONE! 699 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,900 ( door slams ) 700 00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:15,100 YOU ARE FIRED. 701 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:17,370 FIRED? 702 00:45:17,367 --> 00:45:20,267 - YOU TAKE THE WORD OF A TEENAGE GIRL-- - BOTH OF YOU. 703 00:45:20,266 --> 00:45:23,026 A SMART MOVE, MR. PATEL. 704 00:45:23,033 --> 00:45:25,533 IF YOU HADN'T FIRED ME, 705 00:45:25,533 --> 00:45:28,733 I WOULD HAVE FIRED MYSELF. 706 00:45:28,734 --> 00:45:31,174 THERE'LL BE A CHECK IN THE POST. 707 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,100 ( applause, hooting ) 708 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,470 ( rock music playing ) 709 00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:03,833 THE LAST QUESTION TO YOU, MOTLAMEDI: 710 00:46:03,834 --> 00:46:06,874 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN YOU GRADUATE? 711 00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:10,167 I WILL DEDICATE ALL MY TIME TO HELPING OTHERS. 712 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:11,226 ( cheering ) 713 00:46:11,233 --> 00:46:13,073 REALLY GOOD ANSWER! 714 00:46:13,066 --> 00:46:14,996 AND ONE FULL OF INTEGRITY. 715 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,530 - ( laughs ) - All: OOOH! 716 00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:19,833 YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL HERE. 717 00:46:19,834 --> 00:46:21,404 ( all hooting ) 718 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,870 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 719 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,470 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 720 00:46:29,467 --> 00:46:31,867 THE JURY WILL NOW CONVENE 721 00:46:31,867 --> 00:46:35,527 TO SEE WHICH ONE OF THESE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS 722 00:46:35,533 --> 00:46:37,173 WILL GET TO BE CROWNED MISS... 723 00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:38,996 - Men: BEAUTY! - AND... 724 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,770 Women: INTEGRITY! 725 00:46:40,767 --> 00:46:42,627 PLEASE WELCOME ONSTAGE 726 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,233 THE GABORONE ALL STARS! 727 00:46:45,233 --> 00:46:47,973 ( cheering ) 728 00:46:49,934 --> 00:46:51,904 WHAT IS THE POINT OF ME DOING DETECTION 729 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,630 IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? 730 00:46:53,633 --> 00:46:56,133 YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE GIRLS, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN INTEGRITY? 731 00:46:56,133 --> 00:46:57,403 SHH SHH! 732 00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,630 ( playing rock music ) 733 00:47:20,967 --> 00:47:24,067 NOW YOU'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY. 734 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,427 ( honking ) 735 00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:53,833 ( tires squealing ) 736 00:47:55,367 --> 00:47:56,967 ( honking ) 737 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,227 AHH! 738 00:48:08,233 --> 00:48:10,133 YOU GOT LUCKY WITH PATEL, MMA, 739 00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:12,273 BUT LUCK CAN RUN OUT JUST LIKE THAT! 740 00:48:12,266 --> 00:48:13,696 YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US BOTH! 741 00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:16,030 I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING. MAYBE YOU DID NOT. 742 00:48:16,033 --> 00:48:17,233 AHH! 743 00:48:17,233 --> 00:48:19,673 I WAS TALKING TO TWO SHOTS PULANI. 744 00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:22,267 ( laughs ) HE DOES MORE THAN BEAUTY CONTESTS, YOU KNOW? 745 00:48:22,266 --> 00:48:23,866 HE'S A MUSIC IMPRESARIO TOO. 746 00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:28,267 WE AGREED IT WAS A LONG TIME SINCE NOTE MOKOTE PLAYED BOTSWANA. 747 00:48:28,266 --> 00:48:31,096 A COMEBACK IS LONG OVERDUE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 748 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:35,770 A CHANCE TO SEE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 749 00:48:35,767 --> 00:48:39,327 WE BOTH KNOW THERE IS UNFINISHED BUSINESS THERE. 750 00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:53,300 ( breathing heavily ) 751 00:49:20,734 --> 00:49:23,274 Rra Pulani: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 752 00:49:23,266 --> 00:49:26,096 THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 753 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:29,370 I HAVE IN THIS ENVELOPE 754 00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:32,327 - THE NAME OF MISS... - Men: BEAUTY! 755 00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:34,603 - AND... - Women: INTEGRITY! 756 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,000 AN IMPORTANT COMBINATION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 757 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,670 I THINK YOU ALL AGREE. 758 00:49:38,667 --> 00:49:41,297 ANY OF THESE FIVE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS 759 00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:43,200 WOULD DO OUR TITLE PROUD. 760 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:47,170 BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER. 761 00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:48,926 All: AWWW! 762 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,370 HERE GOES: 763 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,070 IN THIRD PLACE, 764 00:49:57,066 --> 00:50:00,066 WITH A PRIZE OF 1,000 PULA... 765 00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:01,726 All: OOOH! 766 00:50:01,734 --> 00:50:05,734 ...AND A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BEAUTY PRODUCTS FROM OUR SPONSOR, 767 00:50:05,734 --> 00:50:08,904 THE LOVELY LADY LOUNGE IN THE AFRICAN MALL, 768 00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:12,670 - IS... - ( banging drum roll ) 769 00:50:15,467 --> 00:50:18,467 ...THABISA GOPANE! YEAH! 770 00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:32,830 ( music stops ) 771 00:50:32,834 --> 00:50:34,704 IN SECOND PLACE, 772 00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:37,130 WITH A PRIZE OF 2,000 PULA... 773 00:50:37,133 --> 00:50:38,903 All: AWWW! 774 00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:43,270 ...AND A YEAR'S MEMBERSHIP OF GABORONE'S SMARTEST GYM AND SPA, 775 00:50:43,266 --> 00:50:46,296 DONATED BY OUR SPONSOR 776 00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:50,200 PHYSIQUE FANTASTIQUE... 777 00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:02,070 AND A NIGHT OUT WITH GABORONE'S MOST GLAMOROUS PROMOTER 778 00:51:02,066 --> 00:51:04,326 - IS... - ( drum roll ) 779 00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:10,867 MOTLAMEDI MATLULI! 780 00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:13,797 ( all cheering ) 781 00:51:26,266 --> 00:51:28,226 ( music stops ) 782 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,430 OUR WINNER TONIGHT... 783 00:51:32,433 --> 00:51:36,873 MISS BEAUTY AND INTEGRITY 2009... 784 00:51:36,867 --> 00:51:37,967 All: AWWW! 785 00:51:37,967 --> 00:51:39,627 ...WITH THE PRIZE MONEY OF 5,000 PULA... 786 00:51:39,633 --> 00:51:41,433 AHHH! 787 00:51:41,433 --> 00:51:44,433 ...AND A HELICOPTER TRIP OVER THE OKABANGO DELTA 788 00:51:44,433 --> 00:51:48,103 WITH OUR SPONSOR UP UP AND AWAY 789 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:50,000 IS... 790 00:51:55,767 --> 00:51:58,497 PATRICIA QUATLENENI. 791 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:01,770 ( all cheering ) 792 00:52:42,734 --> 00:52:44,534 OH, COME HERE. 793 00:52:44,533 --> 00:52:47,533 ( crying ) OH, B.K.! 794 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,430 ( woman speaking Setswana ) 795 00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:54,503 HERE SHE IS, MMA. 796 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:57,130 OH, MMA, I NEVER WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT. 797 00:52:57,133 --> 00:52:59,433 MY PATRICIA! 798 00:52:59,433 --> 00:53:01,773 IT WAS YOU, MMA. 799 00:53:01,767 --> 00:53:04,627 YOU GAVE ME THE COURAGE TO DARE AND THINK I MIGHT ENTER 800 00:53:04,633 --> 00:53:05,873 AND I HAVE WON! 801 00:53:05,867 --> 00:53:07,667 THAT IS ALL DUE TO YOU. 802 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,527 YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL 803 00:53:09,533 --> 00:53:10,933 AND FULL OF INTEGRITY. 804 00:53:10,934 --> 00:53:14,134 EE, I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL 805 00:53:14,133 --> 00:53:15,833 AS PATRICIA IN THAT DRESS. 806 00:53:15,834 --> 00:53:17,834 AND 807 00:53:17,834 --> 00:53:22,074 I HAVE ARRANGED AN EXTRA PRIZE FOR YOU, PATRICIA-- 808 00:53:23,467 --> 00:53:27,267 ADMISSION TO THE BOTSWANA SECRETARIAL COLLEGE. 809 00:53:27,266 --> 00:53:30,166 THE FULL 12-MONTH COSTS FREE, 810 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:33,296 GRATIS, NO CHARGE. 811 00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:34,670 ( laughs ) 812 00:53:34,667 --> 00:53:36,867 OH, MMA, THAT WAS THIS MORNING. 813 00:53:36,867 --> 00:53:39,027 NOW I AM THINKING MUCH BIGGER-- 814 00:53:39,033 --> 00:53:41,033 MUCH MUCH BIGGER. 815 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:32,427 ( laughs ) 816 00:54:45,433 --> 00:54:47,533 IT IS YOU. 817 00:54:47,533 --> 00:54:52,473 I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD REALLY FIND YOU. 818 00:54:52,467 --> 00:54:53,897 BUT YOU DID. 819 00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:57,430 I JUST SET OFF DRIVING AND THEN-- 820 00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:01,126 AND THEN I HAD TO FIND YOU. 821 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:03,897 BECAUSE? 822 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:07,030 BECAUSE... 823 00:55:07,033 --> 00:55:10,103 I WANT YOU TO ASK ME AGAIN. 824 00:55:11,867 --> 00:55:13,227 ASK YOU? 825 00:55:13,233 --> 00:55:16,173 I WANT YOU TO ASK ME AGAIN 826 00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:18,366 TO MARRY YOU. 827 00:55:21,767 --> 00:55:24,067 IS THAT SOMETHING YOU CAN DO? 828 00:55:29,767 --> 00:55:31,327 YES. 829 00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:35,400 YES, IT IS. 830 00:55:38,033 --> 00:55:41,373 MMA RAMOTSWE, 831 00:55:41,367 --> 00:55:44,167 WOULD YOU BE MY WIFE? 832 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:47,466 RRA MATEKONI, 833 00:55:47,467 --> 00:55:50,527 YES, I WILL. 834 00:57:02,734 --> 00:57:06,734 ( theme music playing )