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我是西门庆，清河县人

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我一出生，就已经是个富家子弟

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我爹叫西门达

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我从来没有见过我爹干活

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他整天躲在书房里，不知道他在干什么

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而且不准我进去

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除此以外，他就陪二娘和三娘到处玩

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还有，他吃的东西都只准他自己吃

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看…他拿着那条

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我也不知道是什么东西

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他告诉我，只有男人才可以吃

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小孩子不准吃的

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我看他吃得津津有味，很好吃的样子

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到底是不是真的那么好吃？

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看，现在端起杯子的不是我二娘

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旁边拿调羹的，也不是我三娘

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说真的

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我也是今天早上才第一次见到她们俩

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不知道，我长大以后…

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会不会像我爹这样，吃这种东西？

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我爹从来不准我进书房

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他说，长大了才可以进去

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终于有一天，我忍不住偷偷跑进去

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原来里面有好多书

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还有很多一条条泡在酒里

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不知道是什么来的

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有的应该是爹每天早上吃的东西

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还有，墙上画了许多不穿衣服的人

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但不知道他们在做什么的画

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后来，我才知道…

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原来爹是宋代的性学专家

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他打破了礼教的约束

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努力追求人类应有的性享受

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虽然如此，我爹还是一个情种

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他对我娘的感情，一直都很好

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可惜，娘很年轻就染上了不治之症

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我娘很漂亮，是一个大美人

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她病了很久

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但是，爹依然每晚都在床边哄她开心

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陪她说话

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直到有一天的晚上

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相公，不要难过

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我的时间到了

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我没办法治好夫人的病

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觉得好惭愧

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我这一生能够享受到

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世间女子得不到的I闺房欢乐

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已经很满足

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你走了以后，我会终生不娶

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那么庆儿不用再给人欺负

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我有个要求…

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只要做得到，我一定答应你

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给我最后一次

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去到极乐境界

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但你现在的体力，恐怕…

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给我，我要

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我现在用回魂针

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在半个时辰内，会令你回光反照

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但是以后…

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我早就知道，你一直躲在门口偷看

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你娘已经去世

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你跟我来

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你爹花了一生的时间

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去钻研男女间阴阳之道的真谛

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等你长大以后，爹就会全部传授给你

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但是这种事，在世俗人的眼中

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是属于邪恶和不道德

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书房里的所有事情

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除了你我，不要跟第三者说

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明白吗？

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明白

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自古以来，就已经有《素女经》

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教授男女交合之道

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这里的春宫图

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内有交合姿态九十九式

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你日后就会慢慢体会到

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爹

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怎样才能令她们满足？

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问得好

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要令她们满足，是有很多学问

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包括身体的强壮度

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以及阳物的硬度、持久度

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但是最重要是“攻心”这两个字

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攻心？

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一个女人如果爱你的话

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你在房中与她交合时

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就会将强度放大三倍

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做一柱香的时间

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她就有了三柱香的满足

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那怎样才能让女人爱我？

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其实男女之道与兵法一样

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所谓知己知彼，百战百胜

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御女之术，武功占很重要的地位

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一个男人要武功好，要打败敌人

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就一定要拳脚够硬

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要打败女人，令她对你死心塌地

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要做到这个境界…

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就要练到阳物够硬

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硬得像铁一样

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怎么练？

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先练掌上压，每日一千次

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指上压！

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成功之后就练指上压

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根上压！

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最后就练根上压

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爹，你的洞好深呀

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只要你用功练习，一年后

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你的洞就会跟我一样深

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老爹天天要我苦练阳物

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我很快就有成绩了

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但是，他一直不让我找个女人

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来试我的第一次

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他告诉我，男人的第一次很重要

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如果感觉不好，一生都会有阴影

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庆儿，你可以开始了

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是！

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我很快长大了，我可以用阳物写大字

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而对性的渴望，也越来越大

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司琴

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进来                  是，官人

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我想要…来吧

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官人，不要

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我一直想抓一个丫环进房，给自己破处

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可是老爹看得很紧

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官人，我…                  庆儿！

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一发现就当头棒喝，不成全好事

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爹

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你出去！

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你又来了，我说过多少次…

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男人第一次性经验很重要

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效果不好，会影响你一生的心理

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一定要我批准才可以做，知道吗？

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知道了，爹

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我被老爹痛骂一顿后

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以为今年休想甩掉

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处男.’  这两个字

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没想到世事难料

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很多时候都是意想不到

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过了几天，老爹说他有一个世交的女儿

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因为家里出事，怕受到牵连

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所以，暂时搬来我们家暂住

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老爹说，她叫紫烟

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我见到她，整个人都快冒烟

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紫烟是我一生中见过最美最美的女子

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自从她来到我家以后

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我无时无刻都想扑过去强奸她

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但是老爹时刻都牢牢盯着我

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他说她是世伯的女儿，碰都甭想碰

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爹

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带他走

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是

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不好意思，少爷

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庆儿吃饭

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这么快？

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没办法，我只好天天躲在房里自己搞定

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不然的话，我想我一定会爆炸

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关关雎鸠，在河之洲

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窈窕淑女，君子好逑

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后来，老爹还要紫烟教我读书

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搞到我差点发疯

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窈窕淑女，寤寐求之

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求之不得，寤寐思服

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悠哉悠哉，辗转反侧

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关关雎鸠，在河之洲

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窈窕淑女，君子好逑

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你读一遍给我听吧

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读…读…

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关关之洲，在河雎鸠

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窈窕淑女…

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你亲我鸠鸠…

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你说什么？

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关…关…鸠…鸠…

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干嘛脸红红的？

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你不舒服？

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关…关…

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紫烟姐！

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没压疼你吧？

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你起来吧

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对不起                  你真调皮

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不好意思

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我一定要得到紫烟，我一定要得到她

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我要她做我第一个女人！

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那晚，我自己搞了九次

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还是很冲动

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突然间，让我听到一把声音…

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小姐，热水已经准备好

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你可以洗澡了

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这几句话，听在我耳朵里

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就像仙女唱歌一样

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我立刻跳下床

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悄悄走近我预先挖穿的小洞前

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原来紫烟和我一样，喜欢自己搞自己

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为何两个有需要的人，不能互相抚慰

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而要自己搞自己？

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简直荒谬！

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不行，我实在忍无可忍

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不要害羞

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那我不客气了

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来

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我要…

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等等

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很大！

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是吗？

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那晚，我们整整做了五次

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大家都很满足

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从那晚开始，我们不放过任何一个机会

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在家里任何一个没人见到的地方

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我们就做…做…

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做我们人生中最快乐的事

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我好爱你…真的好爱你

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我也是

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我一生都要和你在一起

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你真的很大…我受不了…

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你知不知道自己很大？

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我知道…大…很大…

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我要你做我最后一个男人…好不好？

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好…最后一个男人…最后一个…

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没有你，我宁愿死…

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不要…不要呀…

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怎么了？你不要？

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干嘛停下？      你死了我怎么办？

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来吧

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要死…我也要跟你一起死…

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这一个月里

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紫烟教会我很多男女之间的秘密

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原来她是一个高手

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我已经深深的爱上她了

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没想到，来到那个月初一的早晨…

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我发现紫烟不见了

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前一晚，我们还做了三次

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庆，我走了

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你是个好男人，你很疼我

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我在这一个月里，真的很快乐

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因为我感觉到，你是真心的

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我已经很久没遇到一个真心的男人

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可是我跟你说的一切都是骗你的

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00:28:16,681 --> 00:28:19,413
你的阳物并不是很大

238
00:28:19,553 --> 00:28:21,853
我见过不少更大的

239
00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:26,264
我不可能一辈子跟你在一起

240
00:28:26,299 --> 00:28:30,034
因为我只是秦淮河畔的一个妓女

241
00:28:30,407 --> 00:28:32,001
是你爹请我回来

242
00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:34,907
为你当男女之事的启蒙

243
00:28:35,283 --> 00:28:39,781
其实男女之间，大多是虚情假意

244
00:28:39,825 --> 00:28:43,389
你这辈子都不要把心交给任何一个女子

245
00:28:43,465 --> 00:28:46,596
还是你去伤害人家比较好

246
00:28:55,421 --> 00:28:57,983
我故意要你先受一次伤害

247
00:28:58,561 --> 00:29:02,056
以后，你就不会被情所困

248
00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:04,828
男人只要有钱，有权势

249
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:07,036
天下美女都会归你

250
00:29:07,311 --> 00:29:09,577
不要浪费时间在女人身上

251
00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:12,985
要全力去争取权力和财富

252
00:29:13,289 --> 00:29:15,726
紫烟是我花一百两黄金找回来的

253
00:29:15,794 --> 00:29:16,955
很值得

254
00:29:16,996 --> 00:29:18,794
这比起一百个老师来教你更强

255
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,901
更会让你记住

256
00:29:23,275 --> 00:29:24,903
爹…

257
00:29:25,580 --> 00:29:27,139
孩儿明白了

258
00:29:28,318 --> 00:29:31,779
孩子，要努力读书

259
00:29:32,392 --> 00:29:37,163
只要有财势官职，天下绝色都会得到

260
00:29:37,436 --> 00:29:40,840
不然，只会跟许多穷人一样

261
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:43,641
一生只对着一个丑的女人

262
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:47,149
爹，我不要丑的女人

263
00:29:48,323 --> 00:29:50,053
我要考取功名

264
00:29:50,728 --> 00:29:54,098
我要天下女子都跪在我脚下！

265
00:29:54,468 --> 00:29:57,133
被老爹教训一顿之后，我恍然大悟

266
00:29:57,407 --> 00:29:59,502
决定出外游学，见多点世面

267
00:29:59,578 --> 00:30:02,880
最重要还是想结交多些天下美女

268
00:30:02,917 --> 00:30:05,615
庆儿，紧记爹教你的御女之术

269
00:30:05,656 --> 00:30:09,118
你这次出门，若物色到好女子

270
00:30:09,363 --> 00:30:10,797
可以回来告诉爹

271
00:30:10,832 --> 00:30:13,531
让我帮你提亲，成家立室

272
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,140
孩儿紧记爹的吩咐

273
00:30:18,847 --> 00:30:22,184
时候不早了，快启程吧

274
00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:23,787
孩儿告辞

275
00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:31,231
我才不笨

276
00:30:31,472 --> 00:30:33,567
这么快找个老婆来绑住自己？

277
00:30:33,643 --> 00:30:35,875
我要享尽天下美女，然后才成亲

278
00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:39,713
快走，竹竿

279
00:30:39,988 --> 00:30:42,015
少爷，等我…

280
00:30:45,532 --> 00:30:48,868
离家之后，我就海阔天空到处遨游

281
00:30:48,905 --> 00:30:51,900
游遍名山大川，寻幽探秘

282
00:30:51,945 --> 00:30:55,111
可惜，所见到的都是庸脂俗粉

283
00:30:55,184 --> 00:30:58,179
直到有一天，我和竹竿到了一座荒山

284
00:30:58,491 --> 00:31:00,859
没想到遇上滂沱大雨

285
00:31:00,928 --> 00:31:02,055
我挺不住了

286
00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:04,796
竹竿…竹…竹竿…

287
00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:35,216
师姐

288
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,231
他们死了？

289
00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:46,214
他们还有气！

290
00:31:49,755 --> 00:31:53,285
发高烧，不救他们一定会死

291
00:31:53,897 --> 00:31:55,160
他们是男人

292
00:31:55,199 --> 00:31:57,362
师父说过，男人是毒蛇

293
00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:59,232
碰不得，连看一眼也不行

294
00:31:59,307 --> 00:32:01,242
不然，就会咬死我们

295
00:32:01,612 --> 00:32:02,705
是的…

296
00:32:02,747 --> 00:32:04,238
师父好像不是这样说的

297
00:32:04,316 --> 00:32:05,910
她说男人身上有条毒蛇

298
00:32:06,053 --> 00:32:08,387
会走出来咬死我们才对

299
00:32:10,127 --> 00:32:12,860
我认为先救人

300
00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:15,730
救人一命，胜造七级浮屠

301
00:32:15,839 --> 00:32:17,432
救了回去再算吧

302
00:32:22,218 --> 00:32:23,152
怎么样…

303
00:32:23,152 --> 00:32:24,951
师父出来了…

304
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,398
师父，那两位施主怎么样？

305
00:32:32,671 --> 00:32:33,969
他们没事吧？

306
00:32:34,073 --> 00:32:37,068
他们染上风寒，所以发高烧

307
00:32:37,179 --> 00:32:38,944
我已经给他们吃了药

308
00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:40,085
出身汗

309
00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:42,180
明天就没事了

310
00:32:42,289 --> 00:32:43,382
菩萨保佑

311
00:32:43,692 --> 00:32:44,990
我告诉你们

312
00:32:45,061 --> 00:32:47,054
这两位施主是男人

313
00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:51,198
除了师父，你们不准接近禅房半步

314
00:32:51,239 --> 00:32:52,298
为什么？

315
00:32:52,342 --> 00:32:54,437
男人都是老虎的化身

316
00:32:54,679 --> 00:32:56,273
身上都有一条毒蛇

317
00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:57,816
会出来咬死你们

318
00:32:57,919 --> 00:32:58,921
毒蛇？

319
00:32:58,921 --> 00:33:00,891
被毒蛇咬到，非死不可

320
00:33:01,025 --> 00:33:02,015
而且还要下地狱

321
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,358
你们要切记

322
00:33:04,465 --> 00:33:06,128
是，师父

323
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:08,068
回去休息吧

324
00:33:08,706 --> 00:33:10,539
明月，你过来

325
00:33:10,777 --> 00:33:11,870
来

326
00:33:12,447 --> 00:33:16,250
你是大师姐，要好好看管小师妹

327
00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:18,917
不要让她们偷偷走过来

328
00:33:19,027 --> 00:33:20,222
明月知道了

329
00:33:27,275 --> 00:33:29,472
太好了，可以休息了

330
00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:31,472
你们有没有发现？                    什么？

331
00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:34,483
师父最近有点糊涂      我说师父在撒谎

332
00:33:34,756 --> 00:33:36,384
师父以前说男人是毒蛇

333
00:33:36,427 --> 00:33:37,918
现在却说是老虎

334
00:33:37,996 --> 00:33:39,487
师父前言不对后语

335
00:33:39,766 --> 00:33:41,496
师父可能在骗我们

336
00:33:41,803 --> 00:33:43,932
她自己可能也没见过

337
00:33:44,075 --> 00:33:46,203
是呀…

338
00:33:50,352 --> 00:33:51,411
你们好大胆

339
00:33:51,521 --> 00:33:54,652
对师父无礼，在背后说亵渎的话

340
00:33:55,029 --> 00:33:56,053
我要去告诉师父！

341
00:33:56,198 --> 00:33:58,566
不要，大师姐，我们以后不敢了

342
00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:01,204
你们一定是动了凡心

343
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:04,980
说不定半夜会去找毒蛇老虎

344
00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:09,179
不行，今晚我要锁住你们

345
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,983
怎么办…

346
00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:15,593
她会不会去告诉师父？

347
00:34:15,969 --> 00:34:17,996
她真的把门锁住了

348
00:34:50,669 --> 00:34:54,506
师父说男人身上有毒蛇，在哪里？

349
00:34:57,013 --> 00:35:00,578
弄醒他，毒蛇会不会咬我？

350
00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:50,240
这条毒蛇很大

351
00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:52,309
软绵绵的…

352
00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:56,353
是不是睡着了？

353
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,525
糟了！毒蛇喷毒汁了！

354
00:36:32,597 --> 00:36:34,726
我中毒了…

355
00:36:39,443 --> 00:36:41,675
我的小祖宗…

356
00:36:46,724 --> 00:36:48,386
菩萨

357
00:36:48,795 --> 00:36:51,391
明月真的不知道自己…

358
00:36:52,134 --> 00:36:55,504
是否已经犯了清规，要下地狱去？

359
00:36:56,509 --> 00:36:58,877
其实，我什么也没做过

360
00:36:58,914 --> 00:37:03,514
我只不过好奇，所以才来看他

361
00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:06,828
其实明月根本就…

362
00:37:07,197 --> 00:37:08,825
不是很想出家

363
00:37:09,501 --> 00:37:10,969
明月很小的时候

364
00:37:11,204 --> 00:37:13,606
父母因瘟疫得病双双去世

365
00:37:13,642 --> 00:37:15,634
只剩下我一个人

366
00:37:16,514 --> 00:37:19,452
幸得师父慈悲为怀，收留了我

367
00:37:19,753 --> 00:37:22,748
所以我就做了小尼姑

368
00:37:23,528 --> 00:37:25,053
其实我…

369
00:37:25,866 --> 00:37:28,564
很想回到凡尘俗世

370
00:37:28,670 --> 00:37:31,608
菩萨，我大胆的说一句

371
00:37:31,676 --> 00:37:34,044
师父说的话都不是真的

372
00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:37,376
男人不但不是毒蛇和老虎

373
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:42,528
相反，我觉得他们身上的毒蛇还挺可爱

374
00:37:44,601 --> 00:37:46,867
那位公子看来…

375
00:37:47,273 --> 00:37:49,004
也很英俊

376
00:37:50,512 --> 00:37:55,648
不知为何，只要我见到他就会好开心

377
00:37:55,789 --> 00:37:59,627
我真想知道，为何会这样子

378
00:38:00,699 --> 00:38:02,429
菩萨…

379
00:38:03,604 --> 00:38:09,138
我想求你，令那位公子见到我的时候…

380
00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:11,112
也像我见到他一样的开心

381
00:38:11,385 --> 00:38:12,718
可不可以？

382
00:38:16,062 --> 00:38:17,724
罪过…  罪过…

383
00:38:23,743 --> 00:38:25,177
你怎么样？

384
00:38:26,514 --> 00:38:28,074
你没事吧？

385
00:38:28,552 --> 00:38:30,681
我没事，施主

386
00:38:30,756 --> 00:38:32,054
你醒了？

387
00:38:32,493 --> 00:38:33,688
是的

388
00:38:33,996 --> 00:38:35,966
是菩萨叫醒我

389
00:38:36,367 --> 00:38:39,168
叫我来这里听你刚刚说那番话

390
00:38:40,775 --> 00:38:42,904
我没说什么…

391
00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:46,852
还有，菩萨告诉我，叫我见到你…

392
00:38:46,887 --> 00:38:49,791
要跟你见到我一样的开心

393
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:03,709
少爷！

394
00:39:03,786 --> 00:39:06,815
少爷，你在哪里？

395
00:39:07,927 --> 00:39:09,521
又是你？

396
00:39:09,631 --> 00:39:11,999
少爷，我刚才被那小尼姑踩了一脚

397
00:39:12,102 --> 00:39:13,935
现在好痛

398
00:39:14,006 --> 00:39:15,942
少爷，你理理我吧，我好痛

399
00:39:16,010 --> 00:39:17,035
她怎样踩你？

400
00:39:17,112 --> 00:39:18,740
我刚才在那边被她推倒

401
00:39:18,915 --> 00:39:20,248
接着她就一脚踩过来

402
00:39:20,552 --> 00:39:21,884
是不是这样！

403
00:39:21,954 --> 00:39:23,149
是呀…

404
00:39:23,457 --> 00:39:25,724
就是这样，你怎么知道？

405
00:39:25,862 --> 00:39:27,057
我的小祖宗

406
00:39:32,441 --> 00:39:34,775
过了两天，不管我如何装病

407
00:39:34,846 --> 00:39:36,941
老尼姑还是下了逐客令

408
00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:38,976
我和竹竿唯有离开

409
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,991
我打听到那个偷看我的小尼姑叫明月

410
00:39:42,627 --> 00:39:44,893
她的名字真美

411
00:39:44,998 --> 00:39:47,298
可惜，我再也见不到她了

412
00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:51,634
所以，我只好收拾心情，继续上路

413
00:39:52,246 --> 00:39:53,908
不用送了

414
00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:57,155
快走吧

415
00:39:57,155 --> 00:39:58,749
知道了，少爷

416
00:39:59,225 --> 00:40:02,720
我万万没想到，明月竟然会…

417
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,735
偷偷地离开尼姑庵

418
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,005
追上来找我

419
00:40:06,005 --> 00:40:07,770
她心里已经决定了

420
00:40:07,842 --> 00:40:10,278
重投凡尘俗世，要和我在一起

421
00:40:10,614 --> 00:40:11,707
我还痛

422
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:12,843
怎样痛？

423
00:40:13,052 --> 00:40:14,817
扯…扯痛

424
00:40:14,856 --> 00:40:16,222
切掉它就不痛了！

425
00:40:16,258 --> 00:40:18,194
不切…

426
00:40:18,296 --> 00:40:20,094
能走…走得很快…

427
00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:41,138
三位大哥…

428
00:40:42,809 --> 00:40:45,804
可有见过两位公子…  从这儿经过？

429
00:40:45,848 --> 00:40:47,146
没有…

430
00:40:47,317 --> 00:40:48,752
谢谢

431
00:40:56,134 --> 00:40:59,767
刚才那小子，皮嫩肉滑…

432
00:40:59,842 --> 00:41:03,144
看样子…  不大像是男人

433
00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:06,877
我敢肯定，是个女的

434
00:41:30,701 --> 00:41:32,192
少爷，走慢点

435
00:41:39,217 --> 00:41:40,446
小兄弟！

436
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,920
等一等

437
00:41:46,297 --> 00:41:48,290
我想起来了

438
00:41:48,368 --> 00:41:49,461
你见过他们？

439
00:41:49,737 --> 00:41:51,468
刚刚有两位公子问路

440
00:41:51,741 --> 00:41:55,806
他们说要到那边山神庙上香

441
00:41:56,350 --> 00:42:01,053
他死里逃生，去烧香答谢神恩是对的

442
00:42:02,294 --> 00:42:03,557
怎么去？

443
00:42:03,864 --> 00:42:05,561
就在那边，很近

444
00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:07,003
很近？

445
00:42:07,003 --> 00:42:09,030
好人做到底，我带你去

446
00:42:09,174 --> 00:42:11,873
来，走吧                  谢谢

447
00:42:12,147 --> 00:42:14,140
走                  好，走

448
00:42:14,751 --> 00:42:17,188
等会儿到了怡红院，就找几个妞来玩玩

449
00:42:17,323 --> 00:42:18,450
也叫一个给你玩

450
00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:21,521
好的，但是我下面还痛着呢

451
00:42:25,105 --> 00:42:26,630
怎么了，少爷？

452
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:31,449
我少了样东西

453
00:42:31,551 --> 00:42:33,213
很简单，你自己翻

454
00:42:33,253 --> 00:42:34,448
蹲下

455
00:42:44,074 --> 00:42:45,406
不见了？

456
00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:48,581
不见了什么？

457
00:42:48,851 --> 00:42:50,319
爹给我的那本书

458
00:42:50,553 --> 00:42:53,457
很简单，回去叫老爷再给你一本

459
00:42:54,127 --> 00:42:55,460
你懂个屁！

460
00:42:55,530 --> 00:42:58,194
这是一本医书，是秘笈

461
00:42:59,137 --> 00:43:02,439
还想着进了小镇，买点补药补一补

462
00:43:03,278 --> 00:43:04,576
医书？

463
00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:08,247
难道留在尼姑庵里？

464
00:43:12,162 --> 00:43:14,530
我早就知道，走

465
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:17,734
少爷，等等我

466
00:43:18,307 --> 00:43:20,539
你把东西都翻出来了，等我呀

467
00:43:20,578 --> 00:43:21,603
少爷…

468
00:43:26,289 --> 00:43:28,316
救命呀！

469
00:43:28,359 --> 00:43:29,228
有声音？

470
00:43:29,228 --> 00:43:31,460
是啊，好像有姑娘喊救命

471
00:43:33,503 --> 00:43:34,596
走开！坏蛋…

472
00:43:34,672 --> 00:43:35,573
闭嘴！

473
00:43:35,573 --> 00:43:36,598
住手！

474
00:43:38,178 --> 00:43:39,168
去死吧！

475
00:43:39,547 --> 00:43:40,572
死吧！

476
00:43:56,614 --> 00:43:58,378
怎么这样硬？

477
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,720
这叫铁裆功，蠢蛋！

478
00:44:01,756 --> 00:44:02,746
厉害吧！

479
00:44:07,268 --> 00:44:08,292
起来

480
00:44:08,503 --> 00:44:10,096
走开，坏蛋！

481
00:44:11,508 --> 00:44:13,843
我来救你的，姑娘

482
00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:19,612
闪开！

483
00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:30,443
又踢中我的小祖宗…      明月  ！

484
00:44:32,315 --> 00:44:33,648
没事了

485
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,316
别怕…

486
00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:39,458
坏人都跑了

487
00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:46,535
明月，不要哭

488
00:44:47,110 --> 00:44:49,877
不要哭，现在没事了

489
00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:54,250
告诉我，你为何跟那些坏人在一起？

490
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,721
我不知道…

491
00:44:58,131 --> 00:45:00,864
我从尼姑庵出来，想跟你一起走

492
00:45:02,673 --> 00:45:05,338
跟你去看看这个世界

493
00:45:08,551 --> 00:45:10,714
没想到，被他们骗了…

494
00:45:10,756 --> 00:45:13,352
若不是你来救我，我就…

495
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,961
别说了

496
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:25,338
我跟你一起走可以吗？

497
00:45:27,454 --> 00:45:29,617
不可以？

498
00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:34,964
没问题

499
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:51,526
有人理一下我吗？

500
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,502
好痛呀

501
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:46,668
你干嘛？

502
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:49,108
你真调皮

503
00:46:49,377 --> 00:46:52,372
别跑，明月…

504
00:46:52,483 --> 00:46:54,885
做梦也会被人踩？

505
00:46:58,729 --> 00:47:00,995
你还跑，看你往哪跑

506
00:47:02,536 --> 00:47:04,130
跑吧…

507
00:47:04,773 --> 00:47:05,968
你别过来

508
00:47:06,042 --> 00:47:07,807
我偏要过来

509
00:47:10,317 --> 00:47:12,014
看你往哪跑

510
00:47:14,058 --> 00:47:16,585
你欺负人

511
00:53:09,071 --> 00:53:12,805
明月，让你这样舒服，你如何报答我？

512
00:53:14,181 --> 00:53:16,207
你来亲我下面

513
00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:18,853
来

514
00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:25,194
别害羞，来

515
00:53:31,246 --> 00:53:33,512
这条毒蛇是不是很可爱？

516
00:53:35,455 --> 00:53:38,256
亲亲它，没有毒的

517
00:54:15,698 --> 00:54:17,759
不要，我怕

518
00:54:17,803 --> 00:54:21,003
没什么好怕，你还不知道怎样做

519
00:54:21,276 --> 00:54:23,371
我们慢慢来，好吗？

520
00:54:23,914 --> 00:54:26,545
就是不知道才害怕

521
00:54:26,619 --> 00:54:27,746
那就让我来教你吧

522
00:54:27,822 --> 00:54:31,626
刚开始会有点痛，但以后你会很快乐

523
00:54:31,696 --> 00:54:32,857
怎样快乐？

524
00:54:32,932 --> 00:54:36,496
就是让你觉得，再痛十倍也值得的快乐

525
00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:48,825
这个，就是除了尼姑…

526
00:54:48,962 --> 00:54:50,659
女人都要经过的阶段

527
00:54:50,765 --> 00:54:52,735
你就忍忍吧！

528
00:54:53,404 --> 00:54:55,670
我裂开了…

529
00:54:55,842 --> 00:55:00,306
我现在是在帮你打开快乐的泉源

530
00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:17,044
任何女人，都会被人骗了第一次

531
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:20,650
要不然，以后就不会快乐了

532
00:56:59,479 --> 00:57:02,246
那一夜，我们断断续续做了六次

533
00:57:02,284 --> 00:57:04,982
因为明月，她的确是第一次

534
00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:07,116
做久了她就会痛

535
00:57:07,762 --> 00:57:10,198
她是一个令我很快乐的女子

536
00:57:10,233 --> 00:57:12,703
所以，我当她是我的女人

537
00:57:12,737 --> 00:57:15,732
但没多久，我就收到老爹病重的消息

538
00:57:16,043 --> 00:57:18,275
我带明月回家见老爹

539
00:57:18,548 --> 00:57:20,245
老爹确实病得很重

540
00:57:20,519 --> 00:57:22,990
我骗他说明月是南方的富家千金

541
00:57:23,124 --> 00:57:24,319
他病得一塌糊涂

542
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,721
我说什么他都信以为真

543
00:57:25,829 --> 00:57:29,290
还催我快点成亲，我唯有顺其美意

544
00:57:56,221 --> 00:58:00,321
从今日起，你就成家立室了

545
00:58:00,896 --> 00:58:03,333
爹送一件宝物给你

546
00:58:09,579 --> 00:58:11,446
爹，什么来的？

547
00:58:11,783 --> 00:58:14,015
是我花了千两黄金

548
00:58:14,256 --> 00:58:17,091
搜罗天下所有珍贵药材…

549
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:21,294
精心提炼秘制而成的腾龙秘丸

550
00:58:21,369 --> 00:58:23,805
我现在送给你傍身

551
00:58:23,873 --> 00:58:25,467
只要服食一粒

552
00:58:25,677 --> 00:58:28,170
就算是百岁老人也可以…

553
00:58:28,215 --> 00:58:30,914
有气力御女生子

554
00:58:30,987 --> 00:58:35,018
不过，千万不可以贪恋欢乐

555
00:58:35,062 --> 00:58:39,195
服食多过一粒，就会过度虚耗

556
00:58:39,269 --> 00:58:41,968
有脱阳而死的危险

557
00:58:42,075 --> 00:58:43,509
庆儿知道了

558
00:58:46,650 --> 00:58:48,916
那一夜，我就吃了第一粒

559
00:58:48,988 --> 00:58:51,459
明月差点在洞房之夜被我搞死

560
00:58:51,694 --> 00:58:54,221
她来了六十多次，我射了八次

561
00:58:54,332 --> 00:58:56,860
到第三天，我们才肯起床

562
00:59:00,344 --> 00:59:03,042
我结婚，本是想给老爹冲喜

563
00:59:03,148 --> 00:59:05,984
但他的病反而更严重

564
00:59:06,021 --> 00:59:08,959
一个月之后，就离开了我们

565
00:59:13,469 --> 00:59:16,464
爹死了之后，我继承了他的一切

566
00:59:16,742 --> 00:59:19,873
包括良田数千亩，家财万贯

567
00:59:19,914 --> 00:59:23,375
我成为真正的西门大官人，富甲一方

568
00:59:23,488 --> 00:59:24,956
我与老爹不同

569
00:59:24,990 --> 00:59:27,484
他只懂得躲在家里读书和研究

570
00:59:27,729 --> 00:59:28,992
而我留学之后

571
00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:31,264
明白到有财之外还要有势

572
00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:33,465
从此我就结交有势力的朋友

573
00:59:33,774 --> 00:59:35,038
希望找一个官来做

574
00:59:35,077 --> 00:59:37,206
更加与有势力的官员勾结

575
00:59:37,281 --> 00:59:39,216
这样，才可以横行霸道

576
00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,447
只有我欺负人，没人敢欺负我

577
00:59:42,290 --> 00:59:43,383
请

578
00:59:44,161 --> 00:59:46,631
这天，我就与新结交的损友花子虚

579
00:59:46,899 --> 00:59:49,530
一起前往县中比较有钱的王大户府第

580
00:59:49,838 --> 00:59:52,206
参加他宴请新上任的知府大人

581
00:59:53,078 --> 00:59:56,107
今日我代表各位清河县的好朋友

582
00:59:56,284 --> 00:59:58,117
敬县大爷一杯

583
00:59:58,321 --> 01:00:00,017
祝官运亨通

584
01:00:00,158 --> 01:00:01,956
百福盈门！

585
01:00:03,097 --> 01:00:04,292
好…

586
01:00:04,399 --> 01:00:06,232
今日本官新上任

587
01:00:06,303 --> 01:00:08,205
大家若想平平安安…

588
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,301
就要与本官通力合作

589
01:00:10,444 --> 01:00:12,346
多多关照

590
01:00:13,116 --> 01:00:15,052
不行…好闷呀

591
01:00:15,086 --> 01:00:16,452
闷什么？

592
01:00:17,057 --> 01:00:19,425
请你看看，找遍全场…

593
01:00:19,495 --> 01:00:21,192
都找不到一个像样点的

594
01:00:21,265 --> 01:00:23,258
不闷才怪，还有…

595
01:00:23,336 --> 01:00:25,431
你看后面那堆  极品.’

596
01:00:27,878 --> 01:00:29,176
将就一下吧

597
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,273
好不容易才能弄到两个位子进来

598
01:00:31,317 --> 01:00:32,683
谢谢你

599
01:00:58,203 --> 01:00:59,330
金莲！

600
01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:05,745
谁让这个小妖精端酒出来？

601
01:01:06,184 --> 01:01:07,550
别这样，不好看                  她是谁？

602
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:10,091
什么不好看，我现在骂错了她吗？

603
01:01:10,159 --> 01:01:11,559
她不过十三四岁

604
01:01:11,628 --> 01:01:13,621
走起路来却像只狐狸精

605
01:01:14,032 --> 01:01:16,799
现在已经如此，长大以后还行？

606
01:01:17,172 --> 01:01:19,369
她那细皮肉嫩的脸

607
01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:22,074
被那泼妇一巴一巴地打…

608
01:01:22,148 --> 01:01:25,119
真是打在她脸上，痛在我心上

609
01:01:25,388 --> 01:01:28,656
不仅如此，你看她那对小脚…

610
01:01:28,694 --> 01:01:31,392
小巧玲珑，勾魂摄魄

611
01:01:31,532 --> 01:01:33,627
真是越看越喜欢                  是的

612
01:01:33,703 --> 01:01:36,402
可惜…                  可惜…

613
01:01:39,982 --> 01:01:42,248
原来这个婢女名叫金莲

614
01:01:42,287 --> 01:01:43,847
王夫人因为她长得美

615
01:01:44,124 --> 01:01:46,356
而王大户早就对她有野心

616
01:01:46,428 --> 01:01:48,796
那天晚上就借故打她

617
01:01:49,434 --> 01:01:52,804
在我心里，就只有  可惜.’  两个字

618
01:01:58,318 --> 01:01:59,786
后来，我喝醉了

619
01:02:00,054 --> 01:02:02,651
就留在王大户府第，没有回家

620
01:02:02,693 --> 01:02:05,220
我半夜醒来，反正睡不着

621
01:02:05,297 --> 01:02:07,199
就走到后院逛逛

622
01:02:07,268 --> 01:02:08,668
那一夜，月色很美

623
01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:12,335
我一直走，走到河边

624
01:02:12,378 --> 01:02:13,505
不料…

625
01:02:23,232 --> 01:02:24,564
是你？

626
01:02:32,816 --> 01:02:34,547
你哭呀？

627
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:35,918
怎么了？

628
01:02:36,190 --> 01:02:39,389
夫人刚才打我，不让我吃饭

629
01:02:39,429 --> 01:02:41,228
我太饿了，就出来喝水

630
01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,200
这样才不觉得饿

631
01:02:43,303 --> 01:02:45,398
只喝水怎么会饱？

632
01:02:45,541 --> 01:02:47,602
来，我房里有些糕点

633
01:02:47,645 --> 01:02:48,908
你跟我来

634
01:02:49,248 --> 01:02:51,411
夫人知道，会打死我的

635
01:02:51,486 --> 01:02:52,749
我不说，她怎会知道？

636
01:02:52,789 --> 01:02:55,760
况且，这总比饿着肚子好，对吧？

637
01:02:56,162 --> 01:02:57,528
来，快点，跟我来

638
01:02:57,564 --> 01:02:59,796
来，走吧

639
01:03:05,479 --> 01:03:08,474
来，喝杯茶

640
01:03:13,895 --> 01:03:16,992
大官人，别这样看着我

641
01:03:17,235 --> 01:03:20,537
没有，我在欣赏你的小脚

642
01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:23,646
这对脚是我奶奶从小给我扎的

643
01:03:23,814 --> 01:03:25,408
原来如此

644
01:03:26,587 --> 01:03:29,684
如果我跟你老爷说，将你赎身过来给我

645
01:03:29,759 --> 01:03:30,920
你愿不愿意？

646
01:03:30,962 --> 01:03:32,430
真的？

647
01:03:33,399 --> 01:03:35,596
其实，你在这儿不开心吧？

648
01:03:36,706 --> 01:03:40,440
夫人不喜欢我，常借故打我

649
01:03:40,614 --> 01:03:44,485
你长得美，夫人当然不喜欢你

650
01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:46,446
大官人…

651
01:03:46,491 --> 01:03:49,327
你…真的肯给我赎身？

652
01:03:49,397 --> 01:03:50,524
当然

653
01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:53,603
五百两，够不够？

654
01:03:54,706 --> 01:03:56,471
不过这样…

655
01:03:56,844 --> 01:03:58,837
我要你答应我的要求

656
01:04:01,787 --> 01:04:04,121
你别误会，不是那意思

657
01:04:04,392 --> 01:04:06,920
你还小，我怎会那么残忍

658
01:04:06,997 --> 01:04:08,590
我只是想…

659
01:04:09,802 --> 01:04:11,738
看看你的小脚

660
01:05:55,605 --> 01:05:57,700
这块玉佩，是我送给你的信物

661
01:05:57,742 --> 01:06:00,144
我回去，就马上拿银两来替你赎身

662
01:06:00,180 --> 01:06:01,307
你等我

663
01:06:17,146 --> 01:06:19,639
这么多美女，我今天晚上当皇帝了

664
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:21,950
没这样的派场，怎敢介绍

665
01:06:22,156 --> 01:06:23,317
你真有办法

666
01:06:23,559 --> 01:06:26,155
我把赎金莲的银两全给你做订金

667
01:06:26,230 --> 01:06:29,361
如果不好玩，我就阉了你

668
01:06:29,670 --> 01:06:32,073
包你满意

669
01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:51,906
这位就是雁夫人

670
01:06:53,315 --> 01:06:56,719
夫人有礼，在下西门庆

671
01:06:57,123 --> 01:06:59,889
我听说，西门大官人一向风流倜傥

672
01:06:59,961 --> 01:07:02,933
身边有无数婴宛，享尽人间艳福

673
01:07:03,001 --> 01:07:06,839
为何会有兴趣光顾我凤翔山庄？

674
01:07:07,342 --> 01:07:11,179
本人闻说凤翔山庄能够令天下男人…

675
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:13,846
得到他一生中最大的满足

676
01:07:14,055 --> 01:07:16,457
如果不行，就原银奉还

677
01:07:16,727 --> 01:07:19,391
所以今天专诚来拜会拜会

678
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:23,196
我们的确做到，不过有两个条件

679
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,739
什么条件？

680
01:07:24,776 --> 01:07:28,408
第一，要验你的阳物，证明你没病

681
01:07:30,053 --> 01:07:32,182
第二就是要立生死状

682
01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:35,092
你试过以后，绝不可以向世上任何人…

683
01:07:35,162 --> 01:07:36,825
泄露享乐的过程

684
01:07:36,899 --> 01:07:38,869
若不然，我们会顾用…

685
01:07:38,903 --> 01:07:41,499
天下最厉害的杀手取你的人头

686
01:07:42,209 --> 01:07:45,443
骥北何家大公子，蜀中唐家十一少

687
01:07:45,816 --> 01:07:49,916
他们两位少爷，都是半夜丢了人头

688
01:07:49,991 --> 01:07:52,018
本人并不是吃饱就唱之徒

689
01:07:52,128 --> 01:07:54,325
所以请夫人放心，放心

690
01:07:54,366 --> 01:07:56,529
好，艳春，函雀

691
01:07:56,837 --> 01:07:57,862
是

692
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,504
你俩现在请西门大官人…

693
01:08:01,847 --> 01:08:03,543
进内堂验一下有没有暗病

694
01:08:08,259 --> 01:08:09,228
给钱

695
01:08:09,228 --> 01:08:10,457
是

696
01:08:13,870 --> 01:08:17,240
夫人，约签了，钱给了

697
01:08:17,443 --> 01:08:19,572
验过我下面也没有暗病

698
01:08:19,914 --> 01:08:21,440
何时可以开始享乐？

699
01:08:21,484 --> 01:08:22,850
还不行

700
01:08:23,255 --> 01:08:24,484
为什么？

701
01:08:24,524 --> 01:08:28,361
这里的规矩是一天之内只招待一位客人

702
01:08:28,397 --> 01:08:30,594
我们今天晚上的客人是花公子

703
01:08:30,868 --> 01:08:32,633
官人，请你明天再来吧

704
01:08:34,075 --> 01:08:35,601
两个一起不行吗？

705
01:08:36,145 --> 01:08:38,342
请官人守这里的规矩

706
01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:41,217
若不然，我们宁愿不做你的生意

707
01:08:41,957 --> 01:08:43,516
不好意思

708
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,535
你这混蛋耍我？

709
01:08:48,803 --> 01:08:50,568
失陪了，送客

710
01:08:51,141 --> 01:08:53,111
夫人…

711
01:08:53,847 --> 01:08:55,110
花子虚！

712
01:08:56,351 --> 01:08:58,149
请                  请

713
01:09:09,943 --> 01:09:11,572
花子虚这家伙真可恶

714
01:09:11,847 --> 01:09:13,612
害我半天吊，还要一个人走

715
01:09:13,918 --> 01:09:15,079
我一定会报仇

716
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,588
见到你老婆就搞你老婆

717
01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:18,382
见到你老妈就搞你老妈

718
01:09:18,426 --> 01:09:20,589
搞完你老婆再搞你老妈…

719
01:09:21,599 --> 01:09:23,033
这位公子…

720
01:09:23,068 --> 01:09:26,336
你一个人在这里走，很危险的

721
01:09:27,010 --> 01:09:28,308
这里有老虎吗？

722
01:09:28,345 --> 01:09:31,010
老虎没有，但是有凶恶的山贼

723
01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:32,245
山贼？

724
01:09:33,589 --> 01:09:35,388
哪有那么多山贼？

725
01:09:35,426 --> 01:09:39,195
当然有，就是闻风丧胆的黑风寨

726
01:09:39,266 --> 01:09:41,133
这里不是只有凤翔山庄吗？

727
01:09:41,237 --> 01:09:44,038
什么凤翔山庄？我没听过

728
01:09:44,143 --> 01:09:45,475
我刚刚才去过

729
01:09:46,214 --> 01:09:48,240
我看公子也是富贵人家

730
01:09:48,283 --> 01:09:51,153
你快走吧，遇到山贼就没命了

731
01:09:51,256 --> 01:09:53,749
这里官府势力很大，我看…

732
01:09:54,095 --> 01:09:56,156
毛贼倒有几个，山贼…

733
01:09:56,266 --> 01:09:57,291
我才不怕

734
01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:28,125
山贼…

735
01:10:30,331 --> 01:10:31,526
出暗器？

736
01:10:42,454 --> 01:10:43,820
你们干什么？

737
01:10:44,058 --> 01:10:45,082
别乱来！

738
01:10:45,126 --> 01:10:46,355
我是清河县西门大官人

739
01:10:46,395 --> 01:10:48,364
我给你们钱，放了我

740
01:10:48,399 --> 01:10:51,165
这么多废话，吵什么？

741
01:10:51,806 --> 01:10:53,365
揍你一顿再拿钱也不迟

742
01:10:53,442 --> 01:10:55,639
谁在大吵大闹？

743
01:10:55,679 --> 01:10:58,242
寨主…                  寨主…

744
01:10:59,654 --> 01:11:00,713
脱掉他的裤子

745
01:11:01,056 --> 01:11:02,581
我想看看他的东西有多大

746
01:11:02,660 --> 01:11:05,222
别说我不先提醒你，小心吓坏

747
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,395
想不到你居然有点份量

748
01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:11,237
我纵横脂粉界这么多年

749
01:11:11,275 --> 01:11:13,746
有哪个女子不在我胯下低头

750
01:11:13,781 --> 01:11:15,340
是吗？

751
01:11:15,550 --> 01:11:17,452
那我们就赌一把

752
01:11:17,488 --> 01:11:18,615
赌什么？

753
01:11:18,690 --> 01:11:20,455
赌你那条东西

754
01:11:21,429 --> 01:11:22,658
怎样赌？

755
01:11:22,698 --> 01:11:24,668
就是你要跟本寨主交欢

756
01:11:24,702 --> 01:11:27,673
你搞到我满足了，本寨主就放人

757
01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:29,836
不然，我就切下你的东西煲汤

758
01:11:30,179 --> 01:11:32,445
分给大家喝，怎样？

759
01:11:32,517 --> 01:11:36,217
事到如今，没有其他办法脱身，赌吧

760
01:11:36,257 --> 01:11:37,316
好

761
01:11:38,327 --> 01:11:39,488
放马过来！

762
01:11:45,341 --> 01:11:46,502
关门

763
01:11:47,679 --> 01:11:49,808
寨主…

764
01:11:54,826 --> 01:11:58,459
你说来就来！

765
01:12:00,437 --> 01:12:05,504
自盘古开天辟地开始

766
01:12:06,682 --> 01:12:14,494
男人要女人乖乖躺下，张开双腿…

767
01:12:14,965 --> 01:12:19,406
也要全力以赴

768
01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:26,582
用武力，逼女人就范

769
01:12:27,221 --> 01:12:31,059
否则，就用技巧…

770
01:12:31,429 --> 01:12:35,494
令她心甘情愿

771
01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:43,108
你…要考我武功？

772
01:12:43,352 --> 01:12:49,763
那就要看看…你有多少斤两

773
01:12:59,884 --> 01:13:01,443
双乳还可以

774
01:13:25,967 --> 01:13:27,526
臀部也不错

775
01:13:33,715 --> 01:13:34,944
爽不爽？

776
01:13:38,659 --> 01:13:39,820
过瘾吧？

777
01:13:39,861 --> 01:13:41,659
你很厉害

778
01:13:41,864 --> 01:13:43,163
厉害吧？

779
01:13:45,672 --> 01:13:46,970
好功夫！

780
01:13:53,153 --> 01:13:55,680
听闻大官人好功夫

781
01:13:56,726 --> 01:13:58,696
我今天终于领教了

782
01:13:59,432 --> 01:14:01,094
果然名不虚传

783
01:14:01,134 --> 01:14:02,763
雁夫人？

784
01:14:07,046 --> 01:14:09,516
原来你俩串通一起来耍我！

785
01:14:09,551 --> 01:14:11,019
好不好玩？

786
01:14:12,155 --> 01:14:15,525
难怪玩过之后不可向外界泄露

787
01:14:15,830 --> 01:14:18,232
以后要玩就找我，不收钱

788
01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:24,812
我在凤翔山庄渡过毕生难忘的经历之后

789
01:14:24,847 --> 01:14:26,315
忽然，我想起金莲

790
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:28,849
于是马上到王大户府上，想替她赎身

791
01:14:28,888 --> 01:14:30,049
没想到…

792
01:14:30,157 --> 01:14:31,887
请问有什么事？

793
01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:34,727
夫人，我今天来是想替金莲赎身

794
01:14:34,832 --> 01:14:38,601
真对不起，金莲实在太妖野了

795
01:14:38,672 --> 01:14:40,574
前天我老爷硬把她拉进房间

796
01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:41,735
差点搞出事

797
01:14:41,779 --> 01:14:43,874
留她在这里，我怎能安心？

798
01:14:43,949 --> 01:14:46,921
为免除后患，我没办法不这样做

799
01:14:47,022 --> 01:14:49,049
我已经把她送给别人了

800
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:50,959
那…送给谁？

801
01:14:51,030 --> 01:14:54,025
抱歉，我答应对方要守秘密

802
01:14:54,069 --> 01:14:55,799
所以不能告诉你

803
01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:58,836
那…告辞了

804
01:14:59,045 --> 01:15:01,881
想不到，我与金莲有缘无份

805
01:15:01,951 --> 01:15:04,751
迟来三天，我就再找不到她

806
01:15:04,789 --> 01:15:06,315
这可能是天意

807
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,223
很快，我就忘了这件事

808
01:15:11,536 --> 01:15:14,098
那天晚上，我终于回到家

809
01:15:14,141 --> 01:15:19,982
在睡房门口，我听到月娘在房里呻吟

810
01:15:36,818 --> 01:15:39,813
我怀疑她勾引家仆，给我戴绿帽子

811
01:15:39,891 --> 01:15:41,723
原来她这么大胆

812
01:16:04,103 --> 01:16:06,073
她居然到我爹的房里

813
01:16:06,141 --> 01:16:09,739
偷了一根最长的  角先生.’  出来玩

814
01:16:09,847 --> 01:16:14,220
都是我不好，很久没给她一顿饱餐

815
01:16:15,224 --> 01:16:16,749
我也加入

816
01:16:17,996 --> 01:16:19,488
相公…

817
01:16:21,670 --> 01:16:24,368
可不可以…一起？

818
01:19:33,070 --> 01:19:34,733
那天晚上，我用了老爹留下的

819
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,372
十二根  角先生.’

820
01:19:36,443 --> 01:19:38,140
月娘她很开心

821
01:19:38,213 --> 01:19:40,274
说好久没吃得那么饱

822
01:19:40,384 --> 01:19:43,754
也好，没有金莲，就留在家里慰妻

823
01:19:44,057 --> 01:19:46,254
我渐渐忘记了金莲

824
01:19:46,295 --> 01:19:48,858
而且，我还认识了好多女孩子

825
01:19:49,167 --> 01:19:51,467
这几年来，我越来越有钱

826
01:19:51,538 --> 01:19:52,733
越来越有地位

827
01:19:52,774 --> 01:19:56,339
就算逛街，也有很多女子向我抛媚眼

828
01:19:56,648 --> 01:19:58,515
但不是谁也合适

829
01:19:58,552 --> 01:20:00,384
我有个干妈，叫王婆

830
01:20:00,422 --> 01:20:03,724
她专门帮我物色绝色佳丽，穿针引线

831
01:20:03,828 --> 01:20:06,800
我渐渐对容易得到手的女子失去兴趣

832
01:20:06,868 --> 01:20:08,701
要有难度，才有满足感

833
01:20:08,738 --> 01:20:09,933
你是谁？

834
01:20:10,207 --> 01:20:11,402
对不起

835
01:20:15,718 --> 01:20:17,517
没关系…

836
01:20:19,692 --> 01:20:21,525
是他…

837
01:20:29,378 --> 01:20:32,281
在下西门庆，如何称呼？

838
01:20:32,350 --> 01:20:34,820
官人，你不认得我了？

839
01:20:35,890 --> 01:20:38,486
你是…

840
01:20:38,528 --> 01:20:41,295
糟，难道我跟她有过一路不记得？

841
01:20:41,334 --> 01:20:42,996
不可能，这么漂亮…

842
01:20:43,772 --> 01:20:45,331
你是？

843
01:20:45,476 --> 01:20:46,876
金莲

844
01:20:46,911 --> 01:20:48,004
金莲？！

845
01:20:53,290 --> 01:20:55,020
金莲？长这么大了？

846
01:20:55,261 --> 01:20:56,422
金莲！

847
01:21:01,305 --> 01:21:02,330
你这么早回来？

848
01:21:02,374 --> 01:21:03,399
过来

849
01:21:03,443 --> 01:21:04,638
他…他是谁？

850
01:21:04,712 --> 01:21:06,010
你说谁呀？

851
01:21:06,315 --> 01:21:08,307
谁？他呀

852
01:21:09,722 --> 01:21:11,783
我刚才开窗掉了根棍子

853
01:21:11,859 --> 01:21:14,853
不小心，差点打中他

854
01:21:15,666 --> 01:21:17,533
不好意思，对不起…

855
01:21:17,570 --> 01:21:18,970
我老婆有没有打中你？

856
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,066
没有…

857
01:21:23,916 --> 01:21:26,682
对了，我有事，先走了

858
01:21:27,422 --> 01:21:29,415
棍子…  还给你

859
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:30,785
告辞

860
01:21:30,828 --> 01:21:32,126
慢走

861
01:21:32,164 --> 01:21:33,427
慢走

862
01:21:33,935 --> 01:21:34,960
干嘛？

863
01:21:35,003 --> 01:21:36,062
他有没有搞你？

864
01:21:36,506 --> 01:21:37,998
当然没有！

865
01:21:38,276 --> 01:21:40,769
你脑袋整天想着歪事

866
01:22:04,927 --> 01:22:06,794
干儿子呀

867
01:22:07,432 --> 01:22:08,798
喂！

868
01:22:11,006 --> 01:22:13,978
谁那么有本事，将你的魂魄勾走？

869
01:22:14,012 --> 01:22:17,473
一进门就走来走去，坐立不安

870
01:22:17,585 --> 01:22:20,989
你到底有何心事，连干妈也丢在一边？

871
01:22:21,091 --> 01:22:22,116
我没事呀

872
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:24,854
不过我在街上，遇见一位朋友

873
01:22:24,966 --> 01:22:26,229
是老相好？

874
01:22:26,702 --> 01:22:28,171
什么老相好呀

875
01:22:28,406 --> 01:22:31,070
若是老相好，就不会牵肠挂肚了

876
01:22:31,445 --> 01:22:33,608
是个从未相好过的姑娘

877
01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:35,879
刚认识时，她还很小

878
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,550
现在长大了，我一见到她…

879
01:22:38,725 --> 01:22:40,820
心都动了

880
01:22:42,733 --> 01:22:45,796
我本来想介绍一个新的干女儿给你

881
01:22:45,839 --> 01:22:48,071
但是呢，现在人家呢…

882
01:22:48,110 --> 01:22:51,014
心都动了，心有所属了

883
01:22:51,149 --> 01:22:52,242
还介绍来干嘛

884
01:22:52,452 --> 01:22:54,945
干妈，你说什么？我怎么会呢？

885
01:22:55,023 --> 01:22:58,154
我西门庆何时对美女冷淡过？

886
01:22:58,731 --> 01:23:00,222
就介绍给我认识吧

887
01:23:00,467 --> 01:23:02,061
来吧

888
01:23:02,204 --> 01:23:05,004
好，就相信你这一次

889
01:23:05,042 --> 01:23:08,242
乖女儿，还不快出来见大官人？

890
01:23:15,129 --> 01:23:16,722
金莲！

891
01:23:18,835 --> 01:23:21,602
干儿子，对不起…

892
01:23:21,674 --> 01:23:22,801
我这里很干净

893
01:23:22,843 --> 01:23:25,814
不可以做出伤风败德的事

894
01:23:30,258 --> 01:23:32,124
这样行了吧？

895
01:23:47,891 --> 01:23:49,792
不行…

896
01:23:51,264 --> 01:23:52,960
你不想我吗？

897
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,701
武大郎天生好嫉，虽然出外卖烧饼

898
01:23:56,775 --> 01:23:59,268
但他每隔一个时辰就会回来

899
01:24:00,715 --> 01:24:03,346
他见不到我，就会大吵大闹

900
01:24:03,554 --> 01:24:05,751
所以我不能出来太久

901
01:24:05,825 --> 01:24:07,351
那我岂不很辛苦？

902
01:24:07,629 --> 01:24:09,154
你晚上来我家…

903
01:24:09,198 --> 01:24:11,668
武大郎他除了梦游…

904
01:24:11,737 --> 01:24:14,071
就敲锣打鼓也不会醒

905
01:24:14,742 --> 01:24:16,040
那我…

906
01:24:16,846 --> 01:24:18,816
我今天晚上二更来找你…

907
01:24:19,050 --> 01:24:20,416
好不好？

908
01:24:39,924 --> 01:24:41,188
他来了

909
01:24:45,635 --> 01:24:47,103
小心

910
01:24:56,756 --> 01:24:58,988
金莲，我好想你

911
01:24:59,027 --> 01:25:00,929
我也是                  你可知道…

912
01:25:02,233 --> 01:25:03,895
他睡着了？

913
01:25:04,137 --> 01:25:06,903
睡着了，敲锣打鼓也不会醒

914
01:25:06,942 --> 01:25:08,912
除非是鸡啼

915
01:25:09,213 --> 01:25:10,511
那就好了

916
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:13,448
现在是二更，何时才到鸡啼

917
01:25:13,688 --> 01:25:15,180
我们还等什么？

918
01:26:16,175 --> 01:26:19,271
不用管他，他梦游罢了

919
01:27:11,314 --> 01:27:12,475
怕了你

920
01:27:30,016 --> 01:27:31,211
继续

921
01:28:27,493 --> 01:28:29,656
你好厉害呀

922
01:28:30,098 --> 01:28:32,432
我就是这么厉害，你喜欢吗？

923
01:28:46,396 --> 01:28:48,332
老婆，你在搞什么？

924
01:28:48,366 --> 01:28:49,925
你刚才梦游

925
01:28:50,203 --> 01:28:51,671
把人家按在神枱上…

926
01:28:51,773 --> 01:28:53,766
差点被你搞死

927
01:28:54,144 --> 01:28:55,704
我有那么厉害？

928
01:28:56,582 --> 01:28:58,950
你不厉害，谁厉害呢？

929
01:28:59,287 --> 01:29:00,222
那再来一次

930
01:29:00,222 --> 01:29:02,419
与金莲这一次，令我毕生难忘

931
01:29:02,493 --> 01:29:03,825
我决定要得到她

932
01:29:03,896 --> 01:29:07,597
就算要做出伤天害理的事，我也愿意

933
01:29:11,544 --> 01:29:12,979
武大郎那天晚上梦游之后

934
01:29:13,247 --> 01:29:15,513
受了风寒，卧床不起

935
01:29:15,552 --> 01:29:19,355
我看准时机，就在他的药里下毒

936
01:30:36,975 --> 01:30:38,944
武大郎死了以后

937
01:30:38,978 --> 01:30:43,784
西门庆就正式收金莲做他的第二房妻子

938
01:30:43,887 --> 01:30:46,882
从此，西门大官人…

939
01:30:46,994 --> 01:30:50,990
就开始肆无忌惮的荒淫生活

940
01:30:51,067 --> 01:30:55,634
成为真正的一代淫魔

941
01:31:08,154 --> 01:31:17,726
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