1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:02,636 RuPaul: Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race... 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:05,672 You'll be starring in Moulin Ru. 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,207 ♪ Moulin Ru ♪ 4 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:09,276 ♪ Start your engines ♪ 5 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:13,413 ♪ Moulin Ru ♪ 6 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,549 Jorgeous. 7 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,285 There was a disconnect from what your body was doing 8 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,320 and what was on your face. 9 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,055 Bosco. 10 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:24,391 You could have gone so much further with it. 11 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,193 Lady Camden. 12 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,562 I totally knew who you were. 13 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,131 Con-drag-ulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge. 14 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:35,102 Jorgeous, shantay you stay. 15 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:39,339 Bosco. If you have the gold bar, 16 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,541 you will be safe. 17 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,284 Oh, my goodness! 18 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:53,287 [cheers and applause] 19 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:57,991 Bosco, you are safe to slay another day! 20 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:58,659 [cheering] 21 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,300 Mm. 22 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,735 [chuckles] 23 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,405 Oh, there's no lipstick message. 24 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,439 I've just been saved 25 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:16,076 by the most splendiferous candy bar 26 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,078 in existence. 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,180 I feel so crazy, 28 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:23,183 but I feel like I'm supposed to be here. 29 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,619 I am supposed to be on this couch. 30 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,622 I got the golden chocolate bar. 31 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,058 [cheering] 32 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:32,059 Come on, chocolate. 33 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:33,994 Holy fuck. 34 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,698 Yay, Bosco. 35 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,900 It sucks for the rest of us, 36 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,535 because now immunity is out the door. 37 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,204 I feel like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 38 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,572 all in one. 39 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,507 Like, what? 40 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:51,144 I was kind of unhappy when Bosco gets immunity, 41 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:52,346 because what else is it gonna take 42 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,514 to get these bitches out of here, you know? 43 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:56,717 And it's, like, getting frustrating. 44 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,618 This is a lot. 45 00:01:58,618 --> 00:01:59,853 It's a lot. 46 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,154 Bosco, how did you feel 47 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:03,223 about all of us saying your name? 48 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,659 Who should go home tonight? 49 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,160 I would have to say Bosco. 50 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,261 -Bosco. -Bosco. 51 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,030 -Bosco. -I would have to say Bosco. 52 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,999 I would have to say Bosco. 53 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,300 But if you wanna talk about track record, 54 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,136 she was in the bottom three times in one episode. 55 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:21,108 Was it a surprise that everybody said my name? 56 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,543 After hearing what the judges had to say, 57 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:24,511 I'm not delusional. 58 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:25,612 I'm not out of touch 59 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,447 with, like, what had happened on the stage. 60 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,016 The lady asked you to say a name, 61 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,584 so you have to say a name. 62 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,620 Literally every person in this building 63 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:36,490 told me to go home, and I didn't, 64 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,225 and that's really funny. 65 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:41,428 I do wanna say congrats, baby. 66 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:42,429 Thank you. 67 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,164 I know, like, we had a moment, 68 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,733 and, like, I am fully willing to take responsibility 69 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,535 for a lot of that moment. 70 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,237 It was both of us, though, you know what I mean? 71 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:53,673 Like, we both should share the weight of that argument. 72 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:54,808 I was being a brat as well. 73 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:58,645 I am nothing but very, very happy 74 00:02:58,645 --> 00:02:59,746 and pleased for you. 75 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,014 I'm sure at this point, 76 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,683 Bosco is gunning for some redemption 77 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,852 as she was almost sent home, 78 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,654 but we all are right now. 79 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,423 It doesn't matter if you just won 80 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,757 or you almost went home. 81 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:13,393 We are so close to the finale. 82 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,561 Smell the chocolate. 83 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:15,762 [inhales] 84 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,497 Smells like victory. 85 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:20,167 There's so many distractions 86 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,636 as we get closer and closer to the crown. 87 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:25,238 You have to focus on that crown. 88 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:30,243 And the journey continues. 89 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,378 Continues. 90 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,948 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 91 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,416 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 92 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,051 receives a one-year supply 93 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,420 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 94 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:45,859 and a grand prize of $100.000, powered by Cash App. 95 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,728 With extra-special guest judge, Dulcé Sloan. 96 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,863 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 97 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,231 ♪ May the best drag queen win ♪ 98 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,467 ♪ Best drag queen win ♪ 99 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,105 -It's a new day! -Helloteous. 100 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:02,209 It is another day in the werkroom. 101 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,111 Even though there's seven girls here right now, 102 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,680 we are so close to the finale. 103 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,915 It's like I'm edging right now. 104 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,385 Can you say that? I don't know. 105 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,354 Jorgie, Jorgie-porgie. 106 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,724 I think it's safe to say that you definitely are 107 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:20,127 the lip sync assassin of the season. 108 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:21,194 Yeah. 109 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,395 How do you feel about that, DeJa? 110 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,531 Well, it wasn't an official title, 111 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,565 so I don't really give a fuck. 112 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,601 Because RuPaul said I am, darling. 113 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,937 Apparently there is a lip sync assassin among us. 114 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,339 No, no, no, no, no. 115 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:35,976 She said you could be. 116 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,511 All right. 117 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:38,979 [all laugh] 118 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,047 Your application is pending, DeJa. 119 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:43,116 [all laugh] 120 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,584 Hello, hello, hello. 121 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,520 [cheering] 122 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,921 Ladies, we've got company. 123 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:51,958 Please give a warm Drag Race welcome 124 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,761 to the president of Anastasia Beverly Hills, 125 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:55,762 Norvina. 126 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:59,466 [cheers and applause] 127 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,401 Yes, girl. 128 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:04,871 Ladykins, thanks to Norvina, 129 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,406 this is your lucky day. 130 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:09,509 For the first time in Drag Race herstory, 131 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,545 I'm giving you the chance 132 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,680 to paint my face. 133 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,883 What? 134 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:17,884 Girl, what? 135 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,619 There's no way in hell, bitch, 136 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,688 that RuPaul is gonna let us paint her face. 137 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:22,722 Girl, are you serious? 138 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:25,158 Norvina, my dear, after you. 139 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:29,396 Now, queens, walk this way. 140 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,298 No, really. Walk this way. 141 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:39,005 Ladies, uncover your eyes. 142 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,542 One, two, three. 143 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,411 Oh, my God! 144 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,680 So for today's mini-challenge, 145 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,648 you need to paint my mug 146 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:52,118 and the face of the beautiful Dolly Parton. 147 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,054 [cheers and applause] 148 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,855 Paint your face, honey. 149 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,725 See, this makes a lot more sense. 150 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:01,595 Using several coats of many colors, 151 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:05,632 inspired by the new Anastasia Beverly Hills 152 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:08,134 Norvina lilac palette, 153 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,870 you'll be recreating the incredible mural 154 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,806 by artist Gus Cutty 155 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,742 located in Asheville, North Carolina. 156 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:19,679 Now, queens, I need you to break into two teams, 157 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:22,515 a team of three and a team of four. 158 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:25,352 [all laugh] 159 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,486 Well, that was easy. 160 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:28,755 DeJa, Jorgeous, Angeria, 161 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,257 you'll be painting my face. 162 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,058 -Yes! -Ooh, yes! 163 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:35,428 Lady Camden, Willow Pill, Daya Betty, and Bosco, 164 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,331 you'll be painting the face of Dolly Parton. 165 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,200 Yes! 166 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,803 Gear up. You've got 30 minutes to create art. 167 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,739 Ready... 168 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,740 set... 169 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,841 paint for the gods. 170 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,880 Okay, bitches. Light colors down first. 171 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,082 We're gonna get this set wet, honey. 172 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,585 I will use this brush. 173 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,053 All right, I'm giving you shades, guys, 174 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,087 I'm giving you shades. 175 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,056 -Dimension. -Yes! 176 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,858 Oh, my God! 177 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,760 -Jorgeous! -Oh, my God! 178 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,195 Jorgeous with this ginormous brush 179 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:12,799 looks like a little hamster in a cartoon, just... 180 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,367 [laughs] 181 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,136 We have seven minutes to finish her highlights! 182 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,137 Aah! 183 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,242 Put some more mascara on her eye, bitch. 184 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,978 Oh, my God, you're making her look like such a drag queen. 185 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,047 Eew. 186 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:30,550 I am snatching this nose down. 187 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,286 She can't even breathe how pinched it is. 188 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,122 That nose. [laughs] 189 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,859 It looks like if a hot dog had a butt. 190 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,229 Bitch... [laughs] 191 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,865 Bitch, I don't know what's going on with this nose. Unnh. 192 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,100 But I think we won. 193 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,435 [all laugh] 194 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,706 Queens, we're back! 195 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,007 And we're scared. 196 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,108 [all laugh] 197 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,577 One, two, three. 198 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:01,448 [laughs] 199 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,083 -What do you think? -Whoa! 200 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,785 [all laugh] 201 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,789 Watching RuPaul's face... 202 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,659 [laughs] 203 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,394 Oh, dear. 204 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,097 Oh, well, you got my wooden teeth right. 205 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,265 [all laugh] 206 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,368 I think we've seen enough. 207 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,770 The winner of today's mini-challenge is... 208 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:25,939 Team Dolly. 209 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,408 [cheers and applause] 210 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:31,778 You've each won $1.500 worth 211 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,047 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics. 212 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,382 [cheering] 213 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:39,386 And queens, thank you all for trying my new palette. 214 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,388 -Thank you. -Thank you. 215 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:44,891 My queens, for this week's maxi-challenge, 216 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,761 we're having a good, old-fashioned roast. 217 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:49,462 [all laugh] 218 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:52,332 And the guest of honor is our very own... 219 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,168 Ross Mathews. 220 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:58,371 Since bursting onto the national scene 221 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,141 as the hilarious intern on The Tonight Show, 222 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:05,245 Ross has become America's sweetheart, bestselling author, 223 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:08,948 and one of my favorite people on the planet. 224 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:12,519 This week, your job is to rip her to shreds. 225 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,687 [all laugh] 226 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:17,924 Lady Camden, Willow, Bosco, and Daya Betty, 227 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,926 you won the mini-challenge, 228 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:23,396 so you get to assign the order of the roast. 229 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,564 Ooh! 230 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,434 Racers, start your engines, 231 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:31,337 and may the best drag queen win! 232 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:32,472 [all laugh] 233 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,707 Bitch, this is gonna be the worst challenge. 234 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,342 Like, I'm a pendeja. 235 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:37,977 I'm not good at writing down jokes. 236 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:41,848 I'm gonna be in so much fucking trouble. 237 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:45,852 Yes! 238 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:46,953 Come on, roast. 239 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:48,455 Is anyone terrified of this challenge? 240 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,722 -I'm terrified. -Very. 241 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,157 I am terrified. 242 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:55,261 Our maxi-challenge this week is the roast of Ross Mathews. 243 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:59,098 And because Team Dolly won the mini-challenge, 244 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:02,836 we get to set up the order of the roast. 245 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,737 So the four of us get to decide the order. 246 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,072 Yeah! 247 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,541 I do wanna say I would like to make everybody, 248 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,310 like, somewhat comfortable in this. 249 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,344 I don't wanna bone anybody. 250 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,979 Before we break off, 251 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,380 do you all have anything to say? 252 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,615 I would prefer not to go first or last. 253 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,816 Somewhere in the first half. 254 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,151 I would love to go second, 255 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,319 if that's an option for me. 256 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,955 Your applications are pending. [all laugh] 257 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,090 We'll get back to you in six to eight weeks. 258 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,425 [all laugh] 259 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,826 Let's go have a little team huddle. 260 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:30,530 With great power comes great responsibility. 261 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,432 But at the same time, 262 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,767 as long as I get the spot that I want, 263 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,870 I do not care where anyone else goes. 264 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,405 I'm putting my foot down. I want Saltine. 265 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,307 [all laugh] 266 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,876 I know the first and last spots 267 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,645 are always the least favorable. 268 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,580 I don't want either. 269 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:51,885 I'm okay with kind of anything, just not opening. 270 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,587 After last week's shenanigans, 271 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,122 I'm not trying to start a fight 272 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,858 over any sort of spot in the roast. 273 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,995 I'm more than willing to be a team player. 274 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,031 I'm okay with opening. 275 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,232 It doesn't seem like 276 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,568 anybody's chomping at the bit for that one, 277 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,836 and after last week, 278 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,739 I'm playing it a little bit less conflict-heavy. 279 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,808 Look at us! [all laugh] 280 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,680 I'd be okay with going third. 281 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,881 It's a little shady, 282 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,617 but I would like to go after Jorgeous, 283 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,186 because I feel the least confident in her set. 284 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,556 But she could blow us away. I have no idea. 285 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,558 I mean... 286 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,559 we'll see. 287 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,994 Uh, mm, well, I don't know. 288 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:38,197 Like, I want to be in the middle. 289 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,699 Like, dead middle. 290 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,868 What about five and Angie's four? 291 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:42,969 -Sure. -Okay. 292 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,938 How do you feel about sixth or seventh? 293 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,239 It's you and DeJa. 294 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,308 But DeJa said she doesn't want to. 295 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,876 -But-- -Fuck that shit. 296 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,044 If you want to go sixth, go sixth 297 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,245 and put DeJa last. 298 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,380 I'm just wondering if I'm capable of, like, 299 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,748 bringing it home, you know? 300 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,484 If I go last, then I have to be really fucking funny, 301 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:02,522 and if I don't go last, then I'm playing it safe. 302 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,390 I have that weird butterfly feeling in my stomach, 303 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,593 where it's like, eee. 304 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,727 Do it, you know what I mean? 305 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,195 Like, move towards your discomfort? 306 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,463 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 307 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,232 I need to continue to sort of push myself 308 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,667 off of that scary ledge, 309 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,736 because whenever I don't do that, 310 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,105 I just fade into the background. 311 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,407 I'm gonna go last. Fuck it. 312 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,675 -Okay, baby. -All right, do it. 313 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,079 Oh, they're back. 314 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,480 What's the tea, sugarfoot? 315 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,849 Okay, Bosco's going to open. 316 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:30,917 -Werk! -Perfect. 317 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,185 Miss Jorgeous will be going second. 318 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,319 Oh, my God, yes. 319 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,554 Thank you all, thank y'all, thank y'all. 320 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,888 Willow will be going third. 321 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,992 -Angie's next, so fourth. -Okay. 322 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,094 I will be going five. 323 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,162 -DeJa will be going sixth. -Okay. 324 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,931 And Cam will be going last. 325 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,299 Yay! 326 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,967 There is no room for complaints. 327 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,503 Nobody set you up. Everybody got what they wanted. 328 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,805 If you suck, you suck. 329 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,741 Sucks to suck, as my grandma used to say. 330 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:58,811 Okay, now time to change my diaper and start writing. 331 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,413 Yay! 332 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,483 Roasting the Ross. 333 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,753 The roast of Ross. 334 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,489 Willow, how are you feeling about all of this? 335 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,392 Oh, my God. 336 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,499 I've never done a roast before, 337 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,969 and it is just a whole 'nother ballpark. 338 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,439 You have to tell lots of jokes, 339 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,007 have all of them land, 340 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:31,177 and make sure that you're not the joke at the end. 341 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,345 Okay, how do you like this one? 342 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,380 Ross, I like to imagine you and Carson 343 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,448 are secretly in love. 344 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,849 But since you're both loose bottoms, 345 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,185 you have sex by leaning against opposite sides of the couch 346 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,453 and running backwards. 347 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,390 Wait. What? 348 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:49,228 With a roast, there's a lot of potential for embarrassment. 349 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,266 -How you doing? -Bad. 350 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,401 Girl, I feel you. 351 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,969 Like, I literally don't even know how to begin. 352 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:57,970 What do your notes say? 353 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,706 "Thank you, Angeria." 354 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,341 [all laugh] 355 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,377 Oh, my God. 356 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,445 By the way, you guys, 357 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,046 this is a roast, so no holds bar. 358 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,048 Go for the jugular. 359 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,149 Yeah. 360 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,150 Or all my chins. 361 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,352 [all laugh] 362 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,222 DeJa is just such a fun person. 363 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,690 She's probably gonna deliver something pretty great, 364 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,160 as long as she doesn't veer into dad joke country. 365 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,829 I kind of wanted to do, like, something dumb. 366 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,498 Like...[laughs] 367 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,668 if Ru, Ross, and Michelle were in a girl group, 368 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,503 it would be called Destiny's Adopted Child. 369 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,939 Huh? 370 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,474 You have some work to do. 371 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,275 [laughs] 372 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,577 It's not that the joke's not funny. 373 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:42,548 I mean, I'm just kind of not laughing. 374 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,152 Well, then I guess that means the joke wasn't funny. 375 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:49,222 But... Yeah, the joke wasn't funny. 376 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:49,889 [laughs] 377 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,927 -Hello! -Oh, hello! 378 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,130 -Hi, Bosco. -Hi. 379 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,798 It's time to meet with the comedy coaches. 380 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,867 We're gonna find out if any of my jokes are funny. 381 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:01,868 Dulcé Sloan is here. 382 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,369 -Hi! -Hello! 383 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,738 She will help us through our journey. 384 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,440 Okay, and it's gonna be a journey. 385 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,675 Have you done a roast before? 386 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,144 I've done a lot of, like, hosting gigs. 387 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,779 Well, you're kind of a shady bitch. 388 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,347 Kinda. 389 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,116 Shady bitch. What a great foundation to be on. 390 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,685 -So let's get started. -Okay. 391 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,688 My name is Bosco, and I'm still here. 392 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,757 Last week, I had the dubious honor 393 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,292 of being told by every competitor 394 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,427 that I should go home. 395 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,796 Cool. 396 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,998 That's observational and it's cute, 397 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:35,001 but if it's not funny enough 398 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,004 and then you follow it up with deadpan "cool," 399 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,206 it's not gonna work. 400 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,475 There's no punchline to that joke. 401 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,509 Gotcha. 402 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,877 And the first thing Michelle said, 403 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,646 that you were a shady bitch, I didn't get shady bitch. 404 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,749 I have a very dry sense of humor, 405 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,151 and sometimes dry sense of humor 406 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,954 does not always read to everybody. 407 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,190 But let's talk a little bit about your career, Ross. 408 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,992 Leslie Jordan walked so you could prance. 409 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,160 Um... 410 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,695 Oh, I get it. 411 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,263 It's a roast. 412 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,532 Make this bitch Boston Market. Like, roast. 413 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,533 Gotcha. 414 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,901 And also, you're opening this. 415 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,570 -You chose to go first. -I did. 416 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,671 -You chose to go first? -You chose to go first. 417 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,406 -I did. -Why? 418 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,209 I have a lot to prove after last week. 419 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,477 You know, last week, Ru said "Who should go home," 420 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,379 and they all chose Bosco. 421 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,481 -Everybody chose you? -Everybody chose me. 422 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,383 You better come out here with guns blazing. 423 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,785 That's what it has to be right now. 424 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,854 There are things in here. 425 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,355 Be funnier, be deliberate. 426 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,356 -Yes. -Okay. 427 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,191 Let us know what you're here to do. 428 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:37,129 If they want bigger punchlines and they want more meat, 429 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,264 where's the meat? 430 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,265 I will give them the meat. 431 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,067 Hey, Willow. 432 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,069 Let's hear what you got. 433 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,237 RuPaul, it's no secret 434 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,072 you're a little intimidating to us queens, 435 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,841 but to curb my fear of you, I have to remember 436 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,409 that all of your talent and creativity 437 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,178 has gone into smash hits 438 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:56,315 like Christmas Cookies and Christmas Cookies 2.0. 439 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,019 The first part of it's too long. 440 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,121 -Say it again. -It's no secret 441 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,623 you're a little intimidating to us queens, 442 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,524 but to curb my enthubia-- ugh, sorry. 443 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,792 To curb my fear of you-- 444 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,828 I just wanna introduce the phrase to you 445 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,196 "economy of words." 446 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,531 Get to the funny as soon as you possibly can. 447 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,733 -Succinct. -Okay. 448 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,135 Succinct. Yeah. College. 449 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,939 My comedy is rambling absurdity, 450 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,676 but the setup that usually works for the roasts 451 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,177 is like setup, joke, punchline, boom. 452 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,747 Move on. Next, next, next, next, next, 453 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,949 and that is not easy to do at all. 454 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,052 All right, Angie, let us have it. 455 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,488 Well, all right. Now that nap time is over, 456 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,791 I am here to wake y'all bitches up. 457 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,126 -Okay. -Okay. 458 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,961 [both laugh] 459 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,329 You got us. We're ready. 460 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,463 -Hey! -I'm up! 461 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,866 I'm coming in loud and in charge, 462 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,534 and just doing what Angie does. 463 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,636 When I think of the name Ross Mathews, 464 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,305 I think of motels: 465 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,206 always open and filthy as fuck. 466 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,842 Always open and... 467 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,244 And filthy as fuck. 468 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,481 Cool? Okay, keep going. 469 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,683 -Eh. -It's all right, it's all right. 470 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,884 -Eh! -It's all right. 471 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:05,885 -Well, hey, we getting there. -Eh! 472 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,653 Okay. Okay. 473 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,256 Ross, you have a fabulous job. 474 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,026 I mean, I know people that would kill to work on this show 475 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,761 and be the understudy for Carson Kressley. 476 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,797 [laughs] That's cute. 477 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,198 -Hey, there we go. That's one. -I like that one. 478 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,333 -That's cute. -Okay. 479 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,767 Like, well, as long as I'm 480 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,169 getting a little giggle out you, girl, 481 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,938 I feel good about what I have cooking. 482 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,176 Daya, are you excited for this challenge? 483 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,410 I am terrified for this challenge. 484 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,878 Are you? 485 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,015 I don't have any reads for Ru right now. 486 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,049 Okay, quick note. 487 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,451 Do not tell us what you don't have, 488 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,119 because it makes us feel like you're unprepared. 489 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,687 What do you have? Start with that. 490 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:42,922 Okay. 491 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:46,225 So, now, girls, I want you to look at Michelle. 492 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,729 This is what a man in a wig is supposed to look like. 493 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,896 Okay. 494 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,532 I am thinking, oh, God, this is awful. 495 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,002 She's gonna hate it. This is not gonna go well. 496 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,204 Who is your doctor? 497 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,706 That way, when the money starts coming in, 498 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,441 I know who to stay away from 499 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,709 if I'm gonna get cosmetic surgery. 500 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,578 [laughs] That's funny. 501 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,646 -Okay, perfect. -That's funny. 502 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,383 But then she starts chuckling, she starts laughing. 503 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:14,020 Ross Mathews, you're so gay, your favorite candy is PrEP. 504 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,087 [laughs] 505 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,289 That's funny! 506 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,524 So that's all the jokes you have written. 507 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,060 That's all I have as of now. 508 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,361 Hey, you got some funny jokes. 509 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,496 So now go write some more. 510 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,432 -Well, hello! -DeJa! 511 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,100 Baby, baby! 512 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,201 So let's see what you've got. 513 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,604 All right, so Daya is the person before me. 514 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,507 So Daya looks like what a five-year-old would draw 515 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,876 if a five-year-old would draw Bigfoot. 516 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,744 [laughs] 517 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,312 -Mm-mm. -No. 518 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,580 -Mm-mm. -Okay. 519 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,215 Michelle, this hair is everything, 520 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,483 but I will say 521 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:47,119 you officially look like Pepe Le Pew's asshole. 522 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,488 Okay. Is that funny? 523 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,791 Is that funny? 524 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,459 [laughs] 525 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,295 I was, like, I thought it was. 526 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,230 [laughs] 527 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,498 What joke would you think is the strongest 528 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,867 that you would use as your opening joke? 529 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,035 Um... 530 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,204 [laughs] 531 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,505 Which one-- what are you laughing at? 532 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:07,606 Tell me, tell me, tell me. 533 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,075 I'm literally just trying to figure out 534 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,976 what was my funniest joke. 535 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,044 And you should know that. 536 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,713 Was the Bigfoot one funny? 537 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,048 -No. -Not really. 538 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,516 Not really. Okay. 539 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,385 I will work on that. 540 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,187 Okay, but what you do need are funny jokes. 541 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,089 Yes. [laughs] 542 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,691 It's gonna be the roast of DeJa Skye. 543 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,962 -Hi, Lady Camden! -Hello! 544 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,698 Let us hear what you've got, and we'll guide you. 545 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,600 There before the grace of gays, Michelle Visage. 546 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,001 A lot of people don't actually know 547 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,803 that you are a talented dancer, 548 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,972 because you are not. 549 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,074 [laughs] 550 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,209 Yes, I am! 551 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,944 No, Michelle, you have two left feet. 552 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,779 They have left your body completely. 553 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,714 [both laugh] 554 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:49,715 Yes. 555 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,717 That is fucking hilarious. 556 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,119 You like that? 557 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,222 Am I a comedian? 558 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,424 Ross Mathews, you are so gay 559 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,259 that when I shout "Hello" into your asshole, 560 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,428 it echoes back gayer. 561 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,764 Can't you just say, 562 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,901 "You are so gay that even your farts have a lisp?" 563 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:09,969 Right. Ha-ha-ha! 564 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,337 Succinct, to the point. 565 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,105 Yep. When you try to make something work 566 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,274 that's not working, that's when you put too many words there. 567 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,544 You got this, and you got some funny stuff there, Camden. 568 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,714 -Helloteous. -Okay. 569 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,048 Bitch, you're painted. 570 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,917 Thank you for the cheap seats always. 571 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,419 Yes, and Michelle, you know you're always painted, too. 572 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,889 -Always, Jorgeous. -Okay. 573 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,956 Okay, thank you for the compliments. 574 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,391 -Let's hear your jokes, baby. -Okay. 575 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,759 [laughs] 576 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,261 Oh, my God, I am honestly 577 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,297 so nervous about sharing my material. 578 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:43,035 I met Ross Mathews one time at a club that I work at, 579 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,104 and this bitch was twerking everywhere. 580 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,139 And all I could think was, 581 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,009 "Why does it smell like 45 ounces of bounce that ass?" 582 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,412 45 ounces... 583 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:55,381 -Of bounce that ass. -[laughs] 584 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,583 -I'm glad you're laughing. -Okay. 585 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,584 -Mm-mm. -Really? 586 00:21:58,584 --> 00:21:59,852 Not funny. 587 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,054 When I'm giving you any amount of bouncing that ass, 588 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,255 it's a good day for everybody. 589 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,290 -Okay. -I'll take it. 590 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,291 So let's go back on that joke. 591 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,292 -Yes. -Okay. 592 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,626 Ross was so fucked up. 593 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,429 She was twerking everywhere, and, bitch, it stunk. 594 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:11,997 Like, it smelled. [laughs] 595 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,166 Are you telling me that because the ass was bouncing, 596 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,402 I am getting an aroma of anus? 597 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,037 -Yes, exactly. -Okay. 598 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,875 -Can we hear more? -Yes. 599 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,910 Ross Mathews, it's so good 600 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,713 to see you lose all that weight and the baby. 601 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,048 [laughs] 602 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:35,688 People have very serious feelings about losing babies. 603 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,189 Oh, okay. 604 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:42,494 So you might wanna stay away from any of that. 605 00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:43,996 Like, he gave birth to the baby. 606 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,364 That's what I was trying to do, think of. 607 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,865 Oh, well, this is how you say it. 608 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,568 Ross, it's so amazing that you lost all that weight. 609 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:50,803 How's the baby? 610 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,304 -How's the baby? Okay. -Ha, yes. 611 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,440 What else do you have for Ross, because this is a roast of Ross. 612 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,242 Honestly, this is all I have right now. 613 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,776 Jorgeous! 614 00:22:57,776 --> 00:23:01,480 You can't be afraid to make jokes. 615 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,648 They just have to be funny. 616 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,251 Okay. Okay. 617 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,553 Honestly, this challenge is, like, so difficult. 618 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,855 I don't see myself as a funny person. 619 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,757 -You gotta let that go. -I know. 620 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,125 When you're talking to your friends, do they laugh? 621 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,593 -Yes. -Yeah? 622 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,029 You know you sit up and badmouth bitches all the time 623 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,631 when you're sitting there with your best homegirl. 624 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:19,932 That's how you talk to Ross. 625 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,601 And you turn that into a joke. 626 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:23,569 Write it down. 627 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:24,837 Okay. 628 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,673 Ugh, I just guess I need to add that Jorgeous flair, 629 00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:30,409 even though they've been telling me for weeks to add it, 630 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,144 and I still haven't figured it out. 631 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,413 And it's just, like, come on. 632 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,985 -Hey. -Oh, she's back. 633 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,354 -What's the tea? -It was fucking awful. 634 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,389 Really? 635 00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:44,923 And I'm just over it at this point. 636 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,492 I don't know what to do. 637 00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:48,994 Um, yeah. 638 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,530 They were like, just talk with your homegirls, 639 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,765 like how you talk with your homegirls. 640 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,533 I'm like, okay, like, 641 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,402 that was obvious, you know what I mean? 642 00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,771 But, like, whatever happens happens at this point. 643 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,773 Honestly, I don't care. 644 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,708 Jorgeous, don't give up, sister. 645 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,143 I know. 646 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,712 Sometimes Jorgeous is super confident 647 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,881 and is ready to slay all of us. 648 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,483 Other times, she's totally in her head 649 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,619 and kind of checking out of the competition. 650 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:17,423 Right now, she just can't give up. 651 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:18,724 You are a superstar. 652 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:22,027 Bitch, not after this fucking shit. 653 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:28,901 -Good morning! -Oh! 654 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,869 Time to roast a bitch! 655 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:35,341 Today's maxi-challenge is the Ross Mathews roast. 656 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:38,210 I love him, but I'm gonna read him. 657 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,947 So we have to roast and bake at the same time. 658 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,749 Going into this roast, 659 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,018 I'm way more excited than I thought I was gonna be. 660 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,820 So funny, Lady Camden. 661 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,722 You are a genius. 662 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,123 What? 663 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:54,059 I am tapping into this kind of, like, humorous side of me, 664 00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:55,828 and I'm feeling like my wings 665 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,763 are starting to kind of expand a little bit. 666 00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,231 Maybe I'll just keep writing stuff down 667 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:00,999 as I'm gluing my eyebrows. 668 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,738 Bosco, you get to open the show, darling. 669 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,840 -I do get to open the show. -Are you feeling confident? 670 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,007 I like my set. 671 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,543 It feels really tight and put together, 672 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:14,380 and I pride myself on being very tight. 673 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,248 What about you, Miss Thing? 674 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,918 Yesterday they seemed to get my humor, which was good. 675 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,920 I only had half of my set, 676 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:26,925 so hopefully the rest of my set is just as good, if not better. 677 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:27,960 What about you, Jorgie-Porgie? 678 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,295 Oh, girl, I feel awful. 679 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,563 You feel awful? 680 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:35,000 I'm not excited about this challenge whatsoever. 681 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,069 I'm trying my best, 682 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,838 and, like, lately my best hasn't been good enough. 683 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,740 I feel like y'all got it so together, though. 684 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:44,777 It's really intimidating, not gonna lie. 685 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:47,479 Remember how you felt during that Lip Sync Lalaparuza 686 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,014 where you were like, I'm not bothered? 687 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,416 I'm not going anywhere. 688 00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:51,884 Like, try to find that. 689 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,886 I can't figure it out. I really can't, you know? 690 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,921 It's definitely an "easier said than done" thing. 691 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,189 Yes. 692 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,825 Honestly, I'm just not confident going into this. 693 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,427 Like... 694 00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,061 [sighs] 695 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,064 Lip syncing is something that I do not wanna have to rely on, 696 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,134 but if it comes down to it, girl, I'm ready. 697 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,272 I'm gonna be laughing at everything, 698 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:14,773 even if it's not funny, 699 00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:18,110 and I expect the same from my sisters. 700 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:22,114 I was at the bottom day one, and I progressively got better. 701 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,216 I have won a challenge, Yay-ya! 702 00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,084 I have a top multiple times. 703 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,953 I deserve to go to that next level. 704 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:30,222 It's so close. Like, I just-- 705 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,591 It's right there, so tangible I can taste it. 706 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,095 Can I see that extra spongy-sponge? 707 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,430 Yeah, you're gonna have to definitely wash it, 708 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,565 because it's, like, old and gross. 709 00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:42,734 -Whoa. [laughs] -I know. 710 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:44,570 What is this? 711 00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:47,639 This looks like you had, like, a third testicle 712 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:50,275 that you, like, cut off and then handed it to me. 713 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,144 That thing is disgusting. 714 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,345 It's the risk of it all. 715 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,713 What is that? 716 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:57,349 -Fuck him. -Hey, beggars can't be choosers, Bosco. 717 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,518 -Absolutely not! -Beggars can't be choosers. 718 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:13,131 [RuPaul laughs] 719 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:19,605 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 720 00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:23,342 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 721 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,978 -Yes, bitch. -Yes. 722 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,646 Wow, wow, wow. 723 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,549 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 724 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:31,850 Michelle Visage. 725 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,352 Now, how do you like your roast? 726 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:36,922 Gluten-free and vegan with a side of spotted dick, please. 727 00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,590 [all laugh] Yum! 728 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:42,594 And our man of the hour, the hilarious Ross Mathews. 729 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,597 Ross, will you be having the roast tonight? 730 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:47,099 Sure, but would you tell the chef 731 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,934 I like my roast well done? 732 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,969 [laughs] Burn! 733 00:27:50,969 --> 00:27:53,305 -[laughs] -Welcome, Dulcé Sloan! 734 00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:56,708 Now, I hear the roast started yesterday. 735 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,077 You call it a roast. I call it tough love. 736 00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:00,078 [laughs] 737 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,514 This week, we challenged our queens 738 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,017 to show off their comedy chops 739 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:09,221 at the first-ever Ross Mathews roast. 740 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,790 Racers, start your engines, 741 00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:14,560 and may the best drag queen win. 742 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:18,463 Live from Television City in Sylmar, 743 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:22,134 it's the Ross Mathews roast. [all laugh] 744 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:26,004 First up, Bosco. 745 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,372 [cheers and applause] Jesus, thank you. 746 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,174 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 747 00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:34,446 Welcome to the roast of the legendary Ross Mathews. 748 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,381 [cheers and applause] 749 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,916 Before we get started, I do wanna take a moment 750 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,918 and talk about myself. 751 00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,019 Oh! 752 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:42,921 So last week I had the legendary honor 753 00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:47,392 to be told to go home by each and every one of my competitors, 754 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:51,263 everyone on the panel, and by RuPaul. 755 00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:52,431 I have been told to go home 756 00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:54,666 more times than Ross at White Party. 757 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,934 [all laugh] 758 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:58,804 I have been told to go home more times than Michelle 759 00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,306 every time she visits the UK. 760 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,142 I have been told to go home more times than RuPaul 761 00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,845 when she tells her record company she has a new song. 762 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,780 [all laugh] 763 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:11,016 I understand the critiques. 764 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:13,552 You're tired of the bras, you're tired of the corsets. 765 00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,320 You wanna see versatility. 766 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,390 I'll show you versatility when Willow passes a drug test. 767 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,659 -Oh, shit. -I'll show you versatility 768 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,661 when Jorgeous wins an acting challenge 769 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,963 and passes a drug test. 770 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:26,098 [all laugh] 771 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,100 RuPaul, you are so old 772 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,768 that when you say that you were vers, 773 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,371 you mean you were both hunter and gatherer. 774 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,772 [all laugh] 775 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:38,477 And Ross, the man of the hour, the reason for the season. 776 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:41,380 When you say that you were vers, no one believes you. 777 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,547 [all laugh] 778 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:45,717 But for real, I adore you. 779 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,853 Ross is not a top. 780 00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:49,554 He's a blouse. 781 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:51,890 [all laugh] 782 00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:54,893 I'm gonna go ahead and bring on our next girl. 783 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:56,862 If you hated my corsets, 784 00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:58,530 I'm sure you're gonna love her swimsuits. 785 00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,665 Okay. [all laugh] 786 00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:00,699 It's Jorgeous. 787 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,534 [cheers and applause] 788 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,837 [laughs] Hi, you nasty bitches. 789 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:09,274 You know, RuPaul, I thought I was gonna be competing 790 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:11,743 with succulent, decadent, gorgeous queens. 791 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:15,747 Instead, I'm getting a linebacker, 792 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:16,948 Lurch, 793 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,217 and the Crimson Chin bitch. 794 00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:22,287 Speaking of linebackers, hi, Michelle. 795 00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:23,789 Ooh! 796 00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:26,558 [chuckles] 797 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:29,294 I just wanna say it's so crazy 798 00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:32,464 to think that your plastic surgery is older than me. 799 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:33,465 [RuPaul laughs] 800 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,534 I didn't have any, but okay. 801 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,969 I just also wanna say RuPaul, it is so crazy 802 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:41,106 that I've known about you ever since I was in diapers. 803 00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:42,574 Now you're the one in diapers. 804 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,676 It's funny 'cause it's true! 805 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,944 [all laugh] 806 00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:48,747 I could smell it, girl, I could smell it. 807 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:55,387 Now, the most nastiest bitch of the hour, Miss Ross Mathews. 808 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,888 Helloteous. Good morning. 809 00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:59,057 -Hi. -Oh, my God, you're so gay 810 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,359 that your asshole sounds like a turkey. 811 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,028 Blblblbl. 812 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:06,064 It's so good to see you lose all that weight. 813 00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:07,332 How's the baby? 814 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:10,836 [all laugh] 815 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:17,776 Surprisingly, Jorgeous has, like, good energy up there. 816 00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,578 I just wanna bring onto the next stage-- 817 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:24,216 I mean, I just wanna bring-- [makes funny mumbles] 818 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:28,186 But Jorgeous' roast is not good. 819 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:31,223 I just wanna bring to the stage the gremlin of the season, 820 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,691 Miss Willow Pill. 821 00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:35,694 Thank y'all very much! 822 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,329 Everybody give it up for Jorgeous. 823 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,765 -Yes! -She really tried her darnedest. 824 00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:41,733 [all laugh] 825 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,335 You know, the judges are always saying 826 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:45,237 Jorgeous was born for drag. 827 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,571 She's also gonna die for it. 828 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,606 [all laugh] 829 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:48,707 Because RuPaul's gonna sacrifice her 830 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:50,408 for seven more years of life. 831 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:51,376 [all laugh] 832 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:52,444 All that's gonna be left 833 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:54,679 is the world's tiniest sequined bra. 834 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:56,848 [all laugh] 835 00:31:56,848 --> 00:32:00,051 I think what I love most about the cast is the diversity. 836 00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:02,521 We have Bosco, 837 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,056 who looks like the child of Kurt and Courtney, 838 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,826 Daya, who looks like the child of Ozzy and Sharon, 839 00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:09,194 and we have Camden, 840 00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:11,396 who looks like the child of a brother and sister. 841 00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:14,566 [all laugh] 842 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:15,634 You fucking bitch! 843 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,035 But enough about these hooligans. 844 00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:18,403 I wanna talk about these judges. 845 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:20,372 Michelle, you pride yourself 846 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:23,942 on being a singer, an actor, and a dancer, 847 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,011 and only three of those are a lie. 848 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:28,413 [all laugh] 849 00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:30,749 On to the man of the hour, 850 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:34,119 Carson Kressley's arch nemesis, Ross Mathews. 851 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,153 [all laugh] 852 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:36,354 That's me. 853 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:39,257 Truly you are a very, very handsome lesbian. 854 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:40,525 [all laugh] 855 00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:42,527 It took me about five years to realize 856 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,529 you and Fortune Feimster were different people. 857 00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:46,531 [all laugh] Oh, my God! 858 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,099 That's my roast, but I'm gonna bring up our next guest. 859 00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:50,735 She combines the grace of Diana Ross 860 00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:52,938 and the beauty of Rumpelstiltskin. 861 00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,840 Give it up for Angeria! 862 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,908 [cheers and applause] 863 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,077 Well, hello, everybody. 864 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,512 -Oh, hello. -All right. 865 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,113 Well, now that nap time is over, 866 00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:03,682 I'm here to do what I do best, 867 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:04,850 and that's read a bitch. 868 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,384 -Ooh! -All right. 869 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:07,719 Now, wait a minute. 870 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:10,422 Now, let's start with our beautiful panel of judges. 871 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:14,993 Mama Ru, in drag, you are like the supermodel of the world. 872 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:18,496 But outta drag, you are like the superintendent of schools. 873 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,166 Bitch, half the time, I don't know 874 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,635 whether I'm about to get eliminated or expelled. 875 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:26,004 [all laugh] 876 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,505 Michelle Visage, 877 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,841 the inspiration behind the invention 878 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,843 commonly known as the glory hole, 879 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,780 because men would rather look at a blank wall than yo face. 880 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:39,651 And the diet version of Lizzo herself, 881 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,487 it's Dulcé Sloan, baby. 882 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:45,257 Baby, how you feeling? Okay as hell? 883 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,491 [laughs] 884 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:47,859 All right, honey. 885 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,296 We are all here tonight to honor one man. 886 00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:53,164 Well, unfortunately, that man was unavailable, 887 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:56,902 so we got a woman instead: Ross Mathews. 888 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:59,037 If you were on Drag Race, I am pretty sure 889 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,674 you would be the lip sync assassin of your season, 890 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,943 because you are no stranger to bottoming weekly. 891 00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:07,012 -Ooh! -[laughs] 892 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:10,782 But no, seriously, you are the only man that I know 893 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,451 that masturbates to Lifetime movie network. 894 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:14,920 Don't judge me! 895 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,423 Angeria may not have the punchlines, 896 00:34:18,423 --> 00:34:20,158 but she is delivering everything 897 00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,761 as if it is the funniest thing you've ever heard. 898 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:26,131 Jacking it to soap operas and shit. 899 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:30,635 That is all the time that I have for y'all today. 900 00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,537 Ladies and gentlemen, Uncle Fester. 901 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:36,041 -Aah! -Yes! 902 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:38,443 [applause] 903 00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:41,579 You know, I am terrified. 904 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,815 I've never done a roast before, 905 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:47,018 but Dulcé did give me some really good advice 906 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,520 before we got started. 907 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,722 It's really all about creating jokes 908 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:53,792 centered around people that you respect the most. 909 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,528 I was, like, well, shit, I'm definitely in trouble then. 910 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:57,963 [all laugh] 911 00:34:57,963 --> 00:35:00,732 Although I don't really consider myself 912 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,834 the funniest girl here, 913 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:06,237 I am very happy to be here in front of you all tonight. 914 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:10,041 I want you all to take a look at Michelle Visage over here. 915 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:14,012 Look at her beautiful hair, the stunning makeup. 916 00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:18,450 Now, this is what a man in a wig is supposed to look like, okay? 917 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,852 Now, Ru, roasting you 918 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,022 is probably the most difficult thing, you know, 919 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:26,224 just because I admire you so much. 920 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,826 I think you are just so successful. 921 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:31,296 Hell, you had a podcast that always made people smile. 922 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:38,670 Daya's taking so long to get to every punchline. 923 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:42,107 You have a TV show that constantly makes people laugh. 924 00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:43,274 You have a music career 925 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:48,580 that makes people go uh-huh, okay, cool. 926 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,848 It's like, oh, not only wasn't it not funny, 927 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:52,984 but you wasted my time. [laughs] 928 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:57,655 But, you know, we are all here tonight for a reason. 929 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,557 Ross, you are so gay 930 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,659 your favorite candy is PrEP. 931 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:06,264 And you know, you truly are a staple of this show, 932 00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:11,469 and you are definitely one of my top...four favorite judges here. 933 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:12,570 [all laugh] 934 00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,974 Let me introduce you to our next guest. 935 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,242 She was conceived in a car 936 00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:19,177 going 80 miles per hour down the interstate 937 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,946 because that's where most accidents happen. 938 00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:24,616 It's DeJa Skye! 939 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,818 Well, hello, everybody. 940 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:28,553 Give it up for Miss Daya Betty. 941 00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:29,888 Yeah! [applause] 942 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,890 Now, I will say Daya looks like 943 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,725 what a five-year-old would draw 944 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,594 if you asked them to draw Bigfoot. 945 00:36:36,594 --> 00:36:39,764 Or a big foot. 946 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,133 Yeah, that's very much Daya Betty. 947 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:44,502 Now, speaking of big things, 948 00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:48,973 what's the difference between my padding and Bosco's big ego? 949 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:50,508 Oh, my God. 950 00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:52,911 My padding can clear a doorway. 951 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,046 Oh, my God. 952 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,082 Just kidding. Not really. 953 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:01,152 Let's talk about you guys. 954 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:04,089 Michelle, you are a dirty, dirty woman, 955 00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:06,891 and I only say that because she hasn't washed her vagina 956 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,594 since Season 4 of RuPaul's Drag Race. 957 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:10,695 -Oh, my God. -Whew. 958 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,664 Now, what's something nice 959 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,132 that I can say about Michelle 960 00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:17,969 that already hasn't been said by the L.A. Rams? 961 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,104 [chuckles] 962 00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:22,707 Or the Clippers. Or the Lakers. 963 00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:24,342 She's a whore. 964 00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:26,077 [all laugh] 965 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,847 And that leads me to the queen of the hour, 966 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,116 Mrs. Ross Mathews. 967 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,584 Ba-ba-ba-ba-bow! 968 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,854 Now, Ross, I personally love your voice, 969 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,590 but sometimes it gets so high-pitched 970 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,926 I'm almost certain only dogs can hear it. 971 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,995 Woof! You know what I mean? 972 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,463 [chuckles] 973 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:49,934 Oh, no, DeJa. 974 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,402 Now it's weird, and I don't understand this, 975 00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:53,371 but I am in full drag, 976 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:56,141 and for some reason I look more masculine than you. 977 00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:57,442 I don't get it. 978 00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:58,943 It's the flannel. 979 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,479 [all laugh] 980 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:03,448 Tell another one. I'm bombing up here. 981 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,816 Hey. [all laugh] 982 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:05,850 Well, my time is done. 983 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:08,319 Let's introduce our next entertainer. 984 00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:11,890 Now, this queen needs no introduction. 985 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:17,795 [all laugh] 986 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:20,098 Finally a joke lands, 987 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:21,499 and it happens to be the last one. 988 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,101 ♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪ 989 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,269 [laughs] 990 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:26,604 Hello, everyone! 991 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:27,672 -Hello! -Hello! 992 00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:29,741 Thank fuck that was over. Yay-ya! 993 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:31,142 [all laugh] 994 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,111 The Muppets are here! 995 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:35,647 Yes, a bunch of ugly monsters 996 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,883 who only come to life when there is a hand up their ass. 997 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:40,451 [all laugh] 998 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:41,886 I'm excited for tonight's runway. 999 00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:45,456 Jorgeous will be wearing a headband as a dress, 1000 00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:48,526 and RuPaul will be telling her that she is a superstar. 1001 00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:51,162 Yes. Can't wait for you to superstar your way 1002 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,463 out of this roast, bitch. Damn. 1003 00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:53,998 -Oh, my God! -Enough about them. 1004 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:57,402 I am in front of gay Mount Rushmore tonight. Yes. 1005 00:38:57,402 --> 00:38:59,137 Knock, knock. 1006 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,238 Who's there? 1007 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:02,106 I don't know, but Michelle's a whore. 1008 00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:04,709 [all laugh] 1009 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:08,112 "Michelle" actually translates to "beautiful," 1010 00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:10,949 and "Visage" translates to "just kidding." 1011 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:13,451 [all laugh] 1012 00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:15,019 -Hey, Ross. -Hi! 1013 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,454 I'm sorry, my dear, 1014 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,823 but you represent the bottoms and the bottoms of the week. 1015 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:19,857 [all laugh] 1016 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,760 Ross is a true Hollywood success story, 1017 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,663 proof that you do not need a deep voice. 1018 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:27,031 You just need a deep throat. 1019 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,433 Ooh! [all laugh] 1020 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:29,701 Ross, you are so gay 1021 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,869 that when I shout "hello" into your asshole, 1022 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:35,039 it echoes, "hello, hello, hello," 1023 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,109 and then it comes back, "Hey, bitch." 1024 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,678 Every time I shout, "I need relationship advice" 1025 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:44,549 and it comes back out, "Fucking dump him, bitch." 1026 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:47,685 Every time I shout "What is the meaning of life" 1027 00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:49,921 into Ross's asshole, it echoes in 1028 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,390 and it comes back out, "It's Britney, bitch." 1029 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,059 That's all I have time for today. 1030 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,562 Thank you all so much, and thank you for letting us 1031 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,831 destroy you completely tonight, Ross Mathews. 1032 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:00,898 We adore you. Mwah. 1033 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,368 Thank you. [cheers and applause] 1034 00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:07,405 Let's give a big round of applause for Ross Mathews. 1035 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,007 [cheers and applause] 1036 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,609 I feel very loved. Thank you. 1037 00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:13,444 Is there anything you wanna say? 1038 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:14,846 I quit. 1039 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:17,882 [all laugh] 1040 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:18,850 [giggles] 1041 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:23,521 ♪ The world is your runway ♪ 1042 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,524 Category is Tutu Much. 1043 00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,226 First up, Bosco. 1044 00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,427 Michelle: How's your head? 1045 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:33,598 Dulcé: Now, that's what I call a shoulder blade. 1046 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:37,068 Bosco: I'm giving you buzz saw ballerina. 1047 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,871 I do a lot of horror-based drag. 1048 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:42,707 It's kind of like a fuck you to tutu 1049 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,842 while also putting my own spin on it. 1050 00:40:44,842 --> 00:40:47,679 Nice middle ground of glamour and gore. 1051 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,213 Ross: Well, she saw it in the store 1052 00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:50,214 and just had to have it. 1053 00:40:50,214 --> 00:40:52,850 [RuPaul laughs] 1054 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:54,819 RuPaul: Up next, Jorgeous. 1055 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:57,088 I hear she's got a part in West Side Whorey. 1056 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,990 [all laugh] 1057 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:01,826 Dulcé: Rita Moren-ho. 1058 00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:03,795 Jorgeous: I'm showing the judges 1059 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,897 a little more rougher side of Jorgeous, 1060 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,999 knowing that she can get butch a little bit, you know. 1061 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:10,902 I feel so badass right now. 1062 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:13,571 Lesbian biker realness. 1063 00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,173 RuPaul: You know, the Village People 1064 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:18,142 have really changed since I was a kid. 1065 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,144 Up next, Willow Pill. 1066 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,980 Michelle: These are the lips I dream of. 1067 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:25,183 RuPaul: Now, she's a real filler queen. 1068 00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:28,453 Willow: This look is inspired by Donatella Versace, 1069 00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:31,956 Amanda Lepore, Bjork, Cruella de Vil. 1070 00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:34,192 I'm having so much fun with my little opera glasses, 1071 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:37,161 peering at the judges and cackling at them, 1072 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,730 like, muahahaha. 1073 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,698 And I know this is what Michelle wants to look like 1074 00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,433 in about a hundred years. 1075 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,635 RuPaul: Mary, Queen of Scats. 1076 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:47,171 [all laugh] 1077 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:51,309 Angeria Paris VanMicheals. 1078 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,511 Ross: Whose lime is it anyway? 1079 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,347 Angeria: She's not just wearing a tutu, ladies and gentlemen, 1080 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,516 she is wearing a tutu gown, 1081 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,152 because you know I gotta do my Angeria thing, honey. 1082 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:05,056 There are four layers of tutus on my dress. 1083 00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:08,559 I am tutu much for you, and you cannot take it. 1084 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,027 Oh! 1085 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,263 RuPaul: She put the lime in the coconut. 1086 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,499 [all laugh] 1087 00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:16,100 Daya Betty. 1088 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,736 Dulcé: Hold me closer, not-so-tiny dancer. 1089 00:42:18,736 --> 00:42:20,605 Michelle: Now, that is what I call 1090 00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:22,607 a tutu by four-four. 1091 00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:24,909 Daya: This entire outfit 1092 00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:27,412 is made out of recycled materials. 1093 00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:29,747 The jacket is a thrifted jacket. 1094 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:34,619 The crown is a duct tape roll covered in construction paper. 1095 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:37,288 I'm wearing 11-inch platform heels. 1096 00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:40,958 This takes me from 6-3 to 7-3. 1097 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:42,393 Well, 7-2 if you do the math correctly, 1098 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,661 but who's good at math? 1099 00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:45,163 Ross: Uh, my eyes are up here. 1100 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:48,533 No, no, keep going. Up. Up here. 1101 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:50,201 RuPaul: DeJa Skye. 1102 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,437 Dulcé: This is pastel-oquent. 1103 00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:54,939 RuPaul: Katy Perry's sister Aqua Perry. 1104 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,974 DeJa: I love pastel. 1105 00:42:56,974 --> 00:42:58,810 It looks so good on my melanated skin. 1106 00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:02,480 I basically want to be like if I had prom in Candy Land. 1107 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,682 I wanted to feel adorable. 1108 00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,551 Simple, gorgeous dress. 1109 00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:09,420 Ross: Now, this queen is a really big teal. 1110 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,489 [all laugh] 1111 00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:13,524 RuPaul: Lady Camden. 1112 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:16,561 Michelle: Pas de, oh, yes, she betta deux. 1113 00:43:16,561 --> 00:43:17,829 [all laugh] 1114 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,330 Lady Camden: How can I come here 1115 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:22,767 and not wear my dream tutu? 1116 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:23,935 The first time I ever saw a ballet, 1117 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,102 everything that I saw 1118 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,104 was sparkling like an absolute dream, 1119 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,740 and so I'm giving you that full fantasy. 1120 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:32,543 Just floating down the runway, 1121 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,479 pushing stars into space, 1122 00:43:34,479 --> 00:43:36,481 ballerina to the max. 1123 00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:39,150 RuPaul: She's tutu legit to tutu quit. 1124 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:41,819 [all laugh] 1125 00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,621 ♪ The world is your runway ♪ 1126 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,623 Welcome, ladies. 1127 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,192 It's time for the judges' critiques, 1128 00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:50,862 starting with Bosco. 1129 00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:53,164 Well, for starters, I hate all you fucking bitches. 1130 00:43:53,164 --> 00:43:54,532 [all laugh] 1131 00:43:54,532 --> 00:43:56,100 No, listen, here's the deal. 1132 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,236 If you're gonna do a roast, you've gotta go there. 1133 00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:00,004 I mean, you crockpot me 1134 00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:01,506 till my meat is falling off the bone. 1135 00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:02,540 That's what I want. 1136 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:03,708 Mmm! 1137 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:06,277 Bosco, not only did you have 1138 00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:08,212 a strong stage presence out there, 1139 00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:11,349 you also knew the structure of a joke: 1140 00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:12,783 setup, punchline. 1141 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:15,520 You took all of the notes that me and Michelle gave you, 1142 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,889 and you applied them very well. 1143 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:20,424 And you fucking smashed it. 1144 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:21,759 Thank you. 1145 00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:23,628 This outfit, I absolutely love it. 1146 00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:26,464 The split in the hair with the curl, Miss Ma'am. 1147 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:27,999 [laughs] 1148 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,568 There's a concept, and it's fun and it's edgy. 1149 00:44:30,568 --> 00:44:31,869 Very cutting edge look. 1150 00:44:31,869 --> 00:44:33,104 [laughs] 1151 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:34,839 Good night for you. You were very funny. 1152 00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,173 -Very good. -Thank you. 1153 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,110 Up next, it's Jorgeous. 1154 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:41,412 This is really fun, it's really edgy, 1155 00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:42,647 very kind of early Madonna. 1156 00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:44,115 I could see her in that. 1157 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:46,918 I think you struggled a little bit in the roast. 1158 00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:50,087 It just felt like you never really got your footing. 1159 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,990 In rehearsal, you looked defeated, 1160 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:54,825 like you just wanted to give up, 1161 00:44:54,825 --> 00:44:56,794 and we didn't want you to give up. 1162 00:44:56,794 --> 00:45:00,498 So your delivery was good, but you pulled back. 1163 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:02,366 When you come up here, you're talking to us 1164 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,402 like you're kiki-ing with any of your homegirls. 1165 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,437 I don't think you were able to connect that. 1166 00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:08,573 Did you have fun doing it? 1167 00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:11,008 Honestly, I did not have fun whatsoever doing it. 1168 00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:12,510 Aw! 1169 00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:13,578 Yeah, yeah. 1170 00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:14,979 It was like when Bosco introduced me, 1171 00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:17,281 like, I was already about to, like, burst out in tears. 1172 00:45:17,281 --> 00:45:20,184 Yeah. Well, it should have been fun, because at one point, 1173 00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:24,622 you realize that you can't take life too seriously. 1174 00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:25,923 You know, have fun with it. 1175 00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:28,125 Anyway, thank you. 1176 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:29,193 Thank you. 1177 00:45:29,193 --> 00:45:31,429 Up next, it's Willow Pill, 1178 00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:35,166 and she has never looked more beautiful. 1179 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,701 You came out really strong in the roast, 1180 00:45:36,701 --> 00:45:38,235 and I was laughing right away. 1181 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:41,005 I love how you think, and that was on display. 1182 00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:42,506 Of course, you could have gone further. 1183 00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:45,309 You know, I really want you to give it to me. 1184 00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,712 This, however, delicious. 1185 00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:49,914 This is, like, Pete Burns, rest in peace. 1186 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,650 Everything about it is just glamorous. 1187 00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:55,886 Just a fabulous look. Oh, my goodness. 1188 00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:58,689 In the roast, did you have fun? Did you laugh at yourself? 1189 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:01,659 I was terrified, because I'm not really, like, 1190 00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:03,427 a ba-dum-tchh kind of comedian. 1191 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,595 Yeah. 1192 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,130 It's hard to speak in these lips. 1193 00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:07,131 [all laugh] 1194 00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:10,001 Up next, Angeria. 1195 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:13,004 What I loved about your roast was your confidence. 1196 00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:14,639 Were you the funniest queen? No. 1197 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:17,375 But you sold it like you were the headliner. 1198 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:22,413 And when your jokes didn't hit, it only was for a second, 1199 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:24,148 and you were just like, okay, next. 1200 00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,050 There are comics that cannot do that. 1201 00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,653 For this look, mm, gimme. 1202 00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:30,688 [all laugh] 1203 00:46:30,688 --> 00:46:32,490 Do you know why I love this color? 1204 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:33,557 Why? 1205 00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:34,558 Because God didn't intend 1206 00:46:34,558 --> 00:46:36,460 for anyone to ever wear this color. 1207 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,429 [all laugh] 1208 00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:39,930 Which takes it to drag. 1209 00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:43,234 I love an unnatural color. 1210 00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:44,235 [all laugh] 1211 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:45,536 I'm stealing that wig. 1212 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:46,837 Just come to Atlanta and get it. 1213 00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:48,839 Oh, girl, I know you got that wig from Atlanta. 1214 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:50,241 Imma go to my mama house and get it. 1215 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:52,143 [all laugh] 1216 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:54,712 All right, up next, it's Daya Betty. 1217 00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:56,847 Listen, I like this because 1218 00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:59,483 sometimes when people wanna do distressed, they go too far. 1219 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:00,484 Yeah. 1220 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,720 And this is just, hey, listen, 1221 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,588 I'm in the ballet. 1222 00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:07,658 I got a good job, but also, I got the tights on. 1223 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,893 Are there holes in 'em? 1224 00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,361 You gonna gimme my check. 1225 00:47:10,361 --> 00:47:12,396 I came to work, stop playing with me. 1226 00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:13,397 I understand this girl. 1227 00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:14,665 You know how I could tell 1228 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,200 that you were a little nervous during the roast? 1229 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,668 How? 1230 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,870 First thing you said was, "I'm nervous." 1231 00:47:19,870 --> 00:47:22,206 Yeah. [all laugh] 1232 00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:25,109 I just wasn't on board from the get-go 1233 00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:26,510 because you told me not to be. 1234 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,813 Did I stop you and say, 1235 00:47:28,813 --> 00:47:30,448 "Don't tell me what you don't have. 1236 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,116 -Tell me what you do have?" -You did. 1237 00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:33,651 So when you said you're nervous, 1238 00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:35,920 you broke the fourth wall, you broke the illusion. 1239 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,856 I think tonight you got lost. 1240 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:42,059 I think the jokes were way too long. 1241 00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:44,428 Looked great. Delivery, not so great. 1242 00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:46,697 I was trying so hard not to get nervous. 1243 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,100 Like, I was really trying to, like, slow down. 1244 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,668 I have a tendency to talk really fast sometimes, so-- 1245 00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:52,603 Yeah, yeah. 1246 00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:55,573 It's interesting when you second guess what's the obvious. 1247 00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:57,241 Be a star, you know? 1248 00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:58,876 -Okay. Yeah. -You know? 1249 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,811 -All right, thanks. -Thank you guys. 1250 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,280 Up next, DeJa Skye. 1251 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,017 Tonight, I think from here up, you look so beautiful. 1252 00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:09,320 I think the fit of this dress is where I'm having a problem. 1253 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,021 The top is very kind of-- 1254 00:48:11,021 --> 00:48:12,323 -Weird, yeah. -Yeah. 1255 00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:13,491 It just looks like it's falling off up here. 1256 00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:16,227 -Let's talk about the roast. -Okay. 1257 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,529 The issue was when you roast somebody, 1258 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:22,133 you've gotta tell the truth and then put the spin on it. 1259 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:24,802 What you just gave us were kind of facts. 1260 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:27,705 My voice is so high-pitched a dog can hear it. Fact. 1261 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:28,873 And so I was waiting for the twist. 1262 00:48:28,873 --> 00:48:30,574 So you could have gone 1263 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:31,809 Ross Mathews' voice is so high, 1264 00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:34,812 he makes Paul Lynde sound like Morgan Freeman. 1265 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:36,814 [all laugh] 1266 00:48:36,814 --> 00:48:38,783 It felt like you didn't take any of me and Michelle's notes, 1267 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:42,286 and me and Michelle didn't get dressed 1268 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,455 just to not have somebody listen to us, 1269 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:45,689 because we came to help you, girl. 1270 00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:48,425 We told you what to do, what to work on, 1271 00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:51,061 and you did the ones we told you not to do, 1272 00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:52,429 and they didn't land. 1273 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,265 I did add a joke that you Xed out 1274 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,367 just because I really kind of liked it. 1275 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:58,502 But even your opening joke, we said mm-mm, 1276 00:48:58,502 --> 00:49:00,271 and you opened with it anyway. 1277 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,306 Right. I'm not, like, a comedian. 1278 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:04,475 I don't consider myself a comedian. 1279 00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:07,578 Yeah, but we're all kind of clowns, you know. 1280 00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:09,647 Do you have things that you say in your nightclub act 1281 00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,482 or when you're hosting? 1282 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:14,485 Oh, yeah. I love saying, like, gay boys, can I get a yes? 1283 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:17,221 And then I do this thing. I'll say, like, 1284 00:49:17,221 --> 00:49:19,790 let me feminize my voice for this one. 1285 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:20,958 [deep voice] Where are all my straight boys at? 1286 00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,562 And so it just-- okay, great. 1287 00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,731 Yeah. Yeah. [laughs] 1288 00:49:27,731 --> 00:49:30,868 All right, thank you. Up next, Lady Camden. 1289 00:49:30,868 --> 00:49:33,003 You started so strong with the roast, 1290 00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:35,806 I was really on board with you from the get-go. 1291 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,676 Your delivery, the way you looked was great. 1292 00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:40,778 I did really enjoy your set. 1293 00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:44,014 You did have just those little cheeky moments that I did like. 1294 00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:45,950 But that asshole echo. 1295 00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:47,184 [laughs] 1296 00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:48,285 You know that joke didn't work. 1297 00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:51,822 But tonight, this look is just glamour. 1298 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:54,124 I was so hoping that you'd give us 1299 00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:55,659 the full ballerina fantasy tonight. 1300 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,828 -Oh, good. -Especially when it was tutu. 1301 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,030 I love that you didn't do ballet hair. 1302 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:04,001 You gave us glamour hair, and it just makes it drag. 1303 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:07,504 And the appliqué on your skin is so stunning. 1304 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:11,442 I think you had a really strong night tonight, Camden. 1305 00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:14,378 Listen, I'm just gonna echo everything everyone else said. 1306 00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:16,113 Oh, echo. Sorry. 1307 00:50:16,113 --> 00:50:17,448 Too soon? [all laugh] 1308 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,883 It's probably too soon, yeah. 1309 00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:20,317 -Too soon. -You look beautiful. 1310 00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:22,553 Thank you so much. 1311 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,655 Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1312 00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:27,291 While you untuck in the werkroom, 1313 00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:29,260 the judges and I will deliberate. 1314 00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:34,999 We are getting down to it in this compe--what?--tition. 1315 00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:37,201 Now, just between us squirrel friends, 1316 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,702 let's start with Bosco. 1317 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:41,405 Well, she came out tonight, and she slayed the house down. 1318 00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:43,073 And this from a queen 1319 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:44,341 who, if it weren't for a golden candy bar, 1320 00:50:44,341 --> 00:50:45,476 wouldn't even be here this week. 1321 00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:46,477 -That's right. -Fact. 1322 00:50:46,477 --> 00:50:48,112 -Right? -Yeah. Yeah. 1323 00:50:48,112 --> 00:50:51,515 So I love a story of someone who rises from the ashes. 1324 00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:53,317 Strong night for Bosco. 1325 00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:54,852 Jorgeous. 1326 00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,820 Before she even opened her mouth, she was defeated, 1327 00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:58,088 and she brought us down with her. 1328 00:50:58,088 --> 00:50:59,123 It was uncomfortable. 1329 00:50:59,123 --> 00:51:01,058 She is a humongous star. 1330 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,927 -Mm-hmm. -The sky is the limit for her. 1331 00:51:02,927 --> 00:51:04,228 But in this competition, 1332 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:08,232 you have to have every skill set to make it to the end. 1333 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:10,200 -Willow Pill. -Ooh, baby. 1334 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,903 Can we talk about that runway for two hot seconds? 1335 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,172 The lips. Did I get 'em? No. 1336 00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:17,308 Do I want 'em? Yes. 1337 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:18,709 [all laugh] 1338 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:20,477 I love that extreme look. 1339 00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:22,546 It may be my favorite look of the evening. 1340 00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:23,981 I thought her comedy was good enough 1341 00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,083 to give us some strong laughs in there. 1342 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,384 I love Willow, 1343 00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:29,920 and not just because she called me a handsome lesbian. 1344 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,657 I just think she is so interesting. 1345 00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:34,658 Angeria. 1346 00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:36,026 She came into that rehearsal, 1347 00:51:36,026 --> 00:51:39,463 and she was convinced that her jokes were hilarious. 1348 00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,799 [all laugh] They weren't. 1349 00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:43,667 I laughed at Angeria's jokes, 1350 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:45,536 even though they weren't that funny. 1351 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:47,705 I love when somebody laughs at their own jokes, 1352 00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:49,840 because when they do that, it sucks us in. 1353 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,241 She was selling the jokes. 1354 00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:54,311 Even the ones that didn't land, I still wanted to hear 'em. 1355 00:51:54,311 --> 00:51:55,312 Daya Betty. 1356 00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:57,014 On the opposite end of the spectrum, 1357 00:51:57,014 --> 00:51:58,215 Daya Betty said straightaway she was nervous, 1358 00:51:58,215 --> 00:51:59,283 and then we were like, oh, dear. 1359 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,418 And then it kind of went nowhere. 1360 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,853 -Yeah. -She could have sold it. 1361 00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:04,822 I never would have thought in a million years she was nervous. 1362 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:07,224 Because Daya Betty in Daytona Wind, 1363 00:52:07,224 --> 00:52:09,660 she was a rock star. 1364 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:11,061 She came out defeated, 1365 00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:13,530 and it showed, unfortunately, in this challenge tonight. 1366 00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:15,799 DeJa Skye. 1367 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,101 When DeJa walked out, 1368 00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:20,471 she was giving drag early Roseanne, Brett Butler, 1369 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,672 and she didn't deliver. 1370 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:24,041 She had specific jokes that she wanted to do, 1371 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:26,677 and Dulcé and I were like, no, that actually is not funny. 1372 00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:27,911 Get rid of it. 1373 00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:29,947 -She did all those jokes. -[laughs] 1374 00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:31,215 Yeah. 1375 00:52:31,215 --> 00:52:32,816 On the runway, this didn't work for me, either. 1376 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,019 I got tulle. I got no tutu from that. 1377 00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:38,455 Yeah, the prom dress that doesn't fit. 1378 00:52:38,455 --> 00:52:40,991 It wouldn't have taken much to just take in that top. 1379 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,626 Clip it. We all got clamps on. 1380 00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:44,294 Yeah, I wouldn't have a career without a clamp. 1381 00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:45,796 Mm, I'm clamping right now. 1382 00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:47,598 [all laugh] 1383 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:49,266 Lady Camden. 1384 00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:51,301 The roast, she took the notes, she did it. 1385 00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:53,103 She had a strong set, 1386 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:55,439 but oddly, the one that we were trying to work out with her, 1387 00:52:55,439 --> 00:52:56,607 the echo joke, 1388 00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:59,243 we not only told her that it wasn't funny, 1389 00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:02,679 but she decided to add two more goes of it. 1390 00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:03,847 [laughs] 1391 00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:04,882 She was determined to yell "hello" 1392 00:53:04,882 --> 00:53:06,550 into Ross Mathews' asshole. 1393 00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:08,585 [all laugh] I kind of didn't mind, 1394 00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:12,556 because she's just got this delivery that's so smooth. 1395 00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:16,593 She is a queen who has every skill it takes 1396 00:53:16,593 --> 00:53:18,962 to find herself in the end of this competition. 1397 00:53:18,962 --> 00:53:20,431 All right, silence. 1398 00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:23,567 I've made my decision. 1399 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:24,835 Bring back my girls. 1400 00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:26,070 ...irls, irls. 1401 00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:27,438 Girls, girl. 1402 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:29,373 Girls, girlth. Girls. 1403 00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:32,176 My butthole. [all laugh] 1404 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,478 Welcome back, ladies. 1405 00:53:34,478 --> 00:53:36,146 I've made some decisions. 1406 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,985 Lady Camden. 1407 00:53:41,985 --> 00:53:44,354 You're safe, you're safe, you're safe. 1408 00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:47,925 [all laugh] Bitch. 1409 00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,194 You may step to the back of the stage. 1410 00:53:51,962 --> 00:53:53,330 Bosco. 1411 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:54,665 Tonight you really cut through. 1412 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,734 Con-drag-ulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge. 1413 00:53:57,734 --> 00:54:00,003 [cheers and applause] 1414 00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,840 You've won a cash prize of $5.000. 1415 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,274 Oh. 1416 00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:07,077 I was essentially told to go home last week, 1417 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:10,814 and I come back and I knock it out of the park 1418 00:54:10,814 --> 00:54:14,818 and I feel like a fucking rock star. 1419 00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:18,789 Willow Pill. 1420 00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:21,458 You're safe. 1421 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:26,063 Angeria Paris VanMicheals. 1422 00:54:26,063 --> 00:54:28,031 You're safe. 1423 00:54:28,031 --> 00:54:29,433 Thank you. 1424 00:54:31,401 --> 00:54:33,203 Daya Betty. 1425 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:35,739 You are a towering talent, 1426 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:38,909 but in the roast, you came up short. 1427 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:41,979 Jorgeous. 1428 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:45,015 You're one tender queen, 1429 00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:47,584 but your roast was tough. 1430 00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,288 DeJa Skye. 1431 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,257 You're a queen with a lot of flavor, 1432 00:54:53,257 --> 00:54:57,194 but your roast made me wanna order a pizza. 1433 00:55:00,597 --> 00:55:04,635 I'm sorry, my dears, but all three of you 1434 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:07,871 are up for elimination. 1435 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:11,542 Holy shit. 1436 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:15,045 Three queens stand before me. 1437 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:20,184 In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay 1438 00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:22,019 and two of you... 1439 00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:26,089 Fuck. 1440 00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:27,624 ...to sashay away. 1441 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:35,666 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1442 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:39,636 and save yourself from elimination. 1443 00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:43,840 The time has come... [thunder] 1444 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,410 for you to lip sync... 1445 00:55:46,410 --> 00:55:48,779 [echoing] for your life! 1446 00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:53,016 There's some moments where I'm, like, fuck. 1447 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,918 Like, I can't do this no more, you know? 1448 00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:58,488 But, like, this is what I do, and Imma turn it. 1449 00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:04,194 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1450 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,363 [music plays] 1451 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,232 ♪ Good for you ♪ 1452 00:56:08,232 --> 00:56:09,999 ♪ I guess you moved on really easily ♪ 1453 00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:11,301 ♪ You found a new girl ♪ 1454 00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:13,070 ♪ And it only took a couple weeks ♪ 1455 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:14,371 ♪ Remember when you said ♪ 1456 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,273 ♪ That you wanted to give me the world? ♪ 1457 00:56:16,273 --> 00:56:19,009 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 1458 00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:20,510 ♪ And good for you ♪ 1459 00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:21,912 ♪ I guess that you've been working on yourself ♪ 1460 00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:23,280 ♪ I guess that therapist I found for you ♪ 1461 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,881 ♪ She really helped ♪ 1462 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:29,987 ♪ Now you can be a better man for your brand-new girl ♪ 1463 00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:33,457 ♪ Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy ♪ 1464 00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:36,360 ♪ Not me, if you ever cared to ask ♪ 1465 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,761 ♪ Good for you ♪ 1466 00:56:37,761 --> 00:56:39,229 ♪ You're doing great out there without me ♪ 1467 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:42,766 ♪ I guess good for you ♪ 1468 00:56:44,701 --> 00:56:46,169 ♪ Well, good for you ♪ 1469 00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:47,404 ♪ I guess you're getting everything you want ♪ 1470 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,739 ♪ You bought a new car ♪ 1471 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,040 ♪ And your career's really taking off ♪ 1472 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,309 ♪ It's like we never even happened ♪ 1473 00:56:52,309 --> 00:56:54,945 ♪ Baby, what the ... is up with that? ♪ 1474 00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:56,780 ♪ And good for you ♪ 1475 00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:58,682 ♪ It's like you never even met me ♪ 1476 00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:00,350 ♪ Remember when you swore to God ♪ 1477 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:02,619 ♪ I was the only person who ever got you? ♪ 1478 00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,354 ♪ Well, screw that and screw you ♪ 1479 00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:07,257 ♪ You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do ♪ 1480 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:10,560 ♪ Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy ♪ 1481 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,797 ♪ Not me, if you ever cared to ask ♪ 1482 00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:15,332 ♪ Good for you ♪ 1483 00:57:15,332 --> 00:57:17,567 ♪ You're doing great out there without me, baby ♪ 1484 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,503 ♪ God, I wish that I could do that ♪ 1485 00:57:19,503 --> 00:57:21,838 ♪ I've lost my mind, I've spent the night... ♪ 1486 00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:23,540 The song's about being pissed off, 1487 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:25,942 so I can really tap into that. 1488 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:29,112 Survival is the only option at this point. 1489 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,615 ♪ Maybe I'm too emotional ♪ 1490 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,617 ♪ Your apathy is like a wound in salt... ♪ 1491 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:36,086 I am the only person in this competition 1492 00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:39,056 that has been told that I am the lip sync assassin. 1493 00:57:39,056 --> 00:57:40,190 So don't get it twisted, bitches. 1494 00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:42,726 I can lip sync the house down. 1495 00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:44,961 ♪ You're doing great out there without me, baby ♪ 1496 00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:46,530 ♪ Like a damn sociopath ♪ 1497 00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:49,499 ♪ I've lost my mind, I've spent the night ♪ 1498 00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:52,669 ♪ Crying on the floor of my bathroom ♪ 1499 00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:55,672 ♪ But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it ♪ 1500 00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:58,508 ♪ But I guess good for you ♪ 1501 00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:04,815 ♪ Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily ♪ 1502 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:07,217 [laughter and applause] 1503 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:10,187 Love you guys. 1504 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:14,424 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1505 00:58:23,967 --> 00:58:26,169 Daya Betty, shantay you stay. 1506 00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,238 Oh, my God. [applause] 1507 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:29,373 Congrats, sister. 1508 00:58:29,373 --> 00:58:31,475 You better do it, bitch. 1509 00:58:31,475 --> 00:58:33,477 Thank you, guys. 1510 00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:37,447 I am gonna keep doing what I've been doing from week one. 1511 00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:40,350 I'm going to bounce back and get to the top. 1512 00:58:41,985 --> 00:58:43,186 Jorgeous. 1513 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,255 DeJa Skye. 1514 00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:49,793 Your dragtastic journey has only just begun. 1515 00:58:49,793 --> 00:58:51,661 I love you so much. Thank you for everything. 1516 00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:52,729 Thank you. 1517 00:58:52,729 --> 00:58:54,264 And thank you guys so much. 1518 00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:55,499 I really do appreciate it. 1519 00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:56,666 Thank you. 1520 00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:59,369 Now sashay away. 1521 00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,905 -Aow! -Aow! 1522 00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:03,373 Love you, guys. 1523 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:05,509 -I love y'all so much. -Love you. 1524 00:59:05,509 --> 00:59:06,943 Bitches, you have the power 1525 00:59:06,943 --> 00:59:08,979 to do whatever y'all wanna do, and... 1526 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:12,182 Remember to embrace the curve. 1527 00:59:12,182 --> 00:59:13,517 I'll see you at the buffet. 1528 00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:15,485 Goodbyeteous! 1529 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:17,954 -I love you! -Love you! 1530 00:59:17,954 --> 00:59:21,458 -Sister. -Sister friend. 1531 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:24,361 I always say será, será, whatever's for me is for me, 1532 00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,930 and I faltered tonight. 1533 00:59:26,930 --> 00:59:29,699 RuPaul, thank you so much for believing in me, 1534 00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:33,270 and honestly, the first thing that I do when I get home, 1535 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:36,706 I'm gonna smoke a fat-ass blunt. 1536 00:59:36,706 --> 00:59:37,974 [laughs] 1537 00:59:37,974 --> 00:59:39,476 Let's hit it! 1538 00:59:40,877 --> 00:59:43,713 Con-drag-ulations, ladies. 1539 00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:46,216 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1540 00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:48,185 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1541 00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:49,553 Can I get an "amen" up in here? 1542 00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:50,554 -Amen! -Amen! 1543 00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:52,889 All right. Now let the music play. 1544 00:59:52,889 --> 00:59:54,758 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1545 00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:57,327 ♪ Playing with the game of love ♪ 1546 00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:01,164 ♪ Oh, baby, playing with the game of love ♪ 1547 01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:02,299 ♪ Winner ♪ 1548 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,237 RuPaul: Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race... 1549 01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:10,807 You'll be starring in the music video Catwalk. 1550 01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:14,010 Everybody is gunning for that top four, 1551 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:16,613 so it's like, girl, you might not wanna fuck this up. 1552 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:20,984 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination. 1553 01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:24,154 I need a diaper. 1554 01:00:26,156 --> 01:00:27,624 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1555 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:31,394 ♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪ 1556 01:00:31,394 --> 01:00:35,298 ♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪ 1557 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:38,902 ♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪ 1558 01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:44,307 ♪ Oh, playing with the game of love ♪ 1559 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,344 ♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪ 1560 01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,779 ♪ Oh, baby, playing with the game of love ♪ 1561 01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:51,548 ♪ Winner ♪ 1562 01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:56,152 ♪ MTV ♪