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Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...
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You need to turn these
dashing desperadoes
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into dazzling dolls.
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Damn! These are men!
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Nini Coco.
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This is a costume with the
same antennas and eyelashes,
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but not a family resemblance.
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Discord Addams.
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It just didn't make
any fucking sense.
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And I hate it.
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Myki Meeks.
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Y'all are giving opulence.
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Condragulations.
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You're the winner of
this week's challenge.
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Nini Coco, shantay, you stay.
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Discord Addams, sashay away.
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Whew.
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Discord has just
been eliminated.
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Although it is sad to
see another person go,
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we're getting nearer
and nearer to the end.
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In Discord land, I could be
in the top next week.
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I love y'all so much.
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Love, Discord.
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Yes, Discord.
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Um, yeah, it's just
really emotional.
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And the first time
lip syncing in the bottom,
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that does not feel good.
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At least another butterfly
didn't die on the stage.
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Oh, my God.
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Jesus Christ, dude.
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I don't know.
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I have had such high points
in this competition so far.
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And right now,
I just hit the bottom.
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And it is not
a comfortable place to be.
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Myki, condragulations.
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Condragulations, Myki.
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Win number two.
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Win number two, baby.
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To get a win this close to
the finale feels very good.
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And I'm just hyped.
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And Darlene, Juicy, congrats
to y'all, top placement.
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Darlene, I feel like you are
on the high street, bitch.
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- Fwyoo!
- You are through the moon.
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Going up.
Watch out, sister.
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Juicy, I'm proud of you
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because you were in your head
a little, you know what I mean?
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- Yeah.
- And, like, you pulled it out.
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I want to continue
this feeling
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of overcoming my own
personal, like, downfall.
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For sure.
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Oh, it feels amazing
to finally have a good week,
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after this four-week low.
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Now I gotta keep this up.
I really got to keep this up.
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As long as I work
really, really hard,
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then, you know,
things are possible.
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Speaking of
anything's possible--
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Oh, hey.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
Whoa.
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I got close to the bottom.
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I don't ever want to
be that close again.
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Jane, your streak of
placing the top has ended.
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But I don't think
that discredits your journey
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of this competition.
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I do think you broke
a record for placing
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in the top consistently
the most in one season.
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- Yeah.
- And that's pretty amazing.
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And I love that.
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But I do just want
to bind and rebuke
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whatever you have going on
over here, this narrative,
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and I want to just
reorient the energy
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to that was crazy
what just happened.
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And we'll be back to our
scheduled programming soon.
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The other girls
up to this point
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have seen me as, like,
kind of unstoppable.
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And for the first time,
I'm feeling
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a little, like, vulnerable.
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It's just a weird feeling
this late in the game.
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We all understand the stakes
that we were given,
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so we just got to
fight for it, ladies.
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It feels like Jane is
starting to show a few cracks.
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And now that
we are at top five,
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the odds of ending up
in the bottom are even higher.
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And that includes
the spectacular Jane Don't.
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When we are this close to the
end, it is literally by hairs.
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Did you put panties
over the bike short?
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I did.
Yes.
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Law Roach said this was
the best take of the night.
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Take notes, ladies.
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Wow.
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The crown is, like, so close.
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- OK, bye.
- Oh, my God.
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Just have to reach out
and grab it.
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No, you're too fierce, sister.
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Stop.
You're too fierce.
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And not fuck up.
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I'm going home, you guys.
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Top four.
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Top four!
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No, wait.
I'm coming back.
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Boo!
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♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
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The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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will snatch an official
makeup collaboration
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with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics
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and a cash prize of $200,000,
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courtesy of
"RuPaul's Drag Race
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Match Queen,"
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with extra-special guest judge
Julianne Nicholson.
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♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
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♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪
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- Ooh.
- Ooh!
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Ooh-wee!
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It is
Say Something Hat Day.
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We're all wearing little hats
because we can
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and we're gay and we're fun.
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What does everyone's hat
say about them?
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I wish that mine had
a little propeller.
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Mine says yee-hee!
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Mine says
who let the girls out.
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You're so crazy.
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I'm just like, so wild.
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I'm a little devil.
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all: Ooh.
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I'm just a baby?
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Oh. Cut it. Cut it.
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No, we're not saying that.
We don't say that.
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Whose hat, who wore it best?
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- I like Darlene's.
- I like Darlene's the best.
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Oh, thank you.
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- It's most on-brand.
- Yeah.
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I'm going to count that
on my win checker.
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That's a win.
Yeah.
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You got two now.
Darlene's got two.
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I think to keep rising to
the top in this competition,
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I have to remember
to keep trusting the fun,
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like yeah, yee-haw.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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- Let's go.
- Good morning, good morning.
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Yes, broach.
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Good morning, ladykins.
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For today's Mini Challenge,
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we're going to have ourselves a
good old-fashioned bitch fest.
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Let's go!
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And we're going to do it
with puppets.
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- Yay.
- Oh, yay.
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Why?
Because...
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all: Everybody loves puppets.
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First, you need to
reach into the glory hole
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and pull out a puppet that
represents one of your sisters.
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First up, Juicy.
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I wonder who
I'm going to get.
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Reach deep.
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Jane Don't.
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OK, Myki.
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OK.
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Oh, my God.
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So Myki got Juicy Love Dion.
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Hopefully,
I can make Juicy funny,
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because she hasn't been funny
all season.
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How'd you get
your hand in there?
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You gotta really want it.
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All right, Nini?
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Darlene Mitchell.
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All right, Darlene Mitchell.
Go on over.
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Deeper.
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Myki Meeks.
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It's uncanny.
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Jane Don't, go on over.
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Do you want a kiss?
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Surprise, surprise.
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You got Nini Coco.
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Nini is probably the most
subdued personality here,
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which is
not necessarily ripe
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for comedic stylizing.
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All right, ladies,
you have 20 minutes
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to drag up your sister puppets.
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Ready, set, go.
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Oh!
Let's go, Juicy.
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- Snatch.
- Oh, shit.
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What are you going
to make me wear?
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I'm recreating
your design challenge.
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Fuck off.
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Get a haircut, babe.
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Dragging up
this Darlene puppet
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is the easiest thing
I've done in this competition.
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All I gotta do is throw
those chunky shoes on
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and glue a bunch of shit
into her hair.
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It's Darlene Mitchell.
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Does anybody have a hard front?
This one's a lace.
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- There's too much lace here.
- OK.
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Time's up.
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First up, Darlene Mitchell
and Lil Myki Meeks.
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Not too much, Darlene.
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Let the bitch fest begin.
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Hi, Myki.
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Hi, Darlene.
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This natural hair line,
I love it,
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the bravery in this
signature face.
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Do you do pageants?
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Yeah.
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Uh, two minutes.
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Wow.
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Material, material.
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Oh, man, Darlene.
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Darlene has quite
literally two things
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to say about Myki before she
just starts looking around
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like a child lost at the mall.
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Uh--oh, God.
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If I could sink behind this
stage or whatever we call it,
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that is what
I would like to do.
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Get me out of here, mama.
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Power down.
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Wah.
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Oh, my God.
Hey, Nini.
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Hey, you idiot bitch.
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Whoa, Nini.
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You're coming in really hot.
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No, I'm not.
I'm glad your mom died.
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You do look a lot
like Alyssa Edwards.
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Do people tell you that?
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They don't really
say much else about me.
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- Did you win two challenges?
- Yep.
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How was your lip sync
against Discord last week?
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It was great.
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Have you ever lip synced
against a person on Ambien?
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It was kind of like that.
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In the middle of my set,
I look up
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and everybody's
looking at me like I'm,
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like, balancing my checkbook.
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All right.
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Feel like we've
covered pretty much
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everything you've done here.
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I'm Jane Don't,
and I'm good at everything.
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Actually, if I see Ciara Myst
in the streets,
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I'm going to beat her up
and steal her lunch money.
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Tough crowd, huh.
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Hey everyone,
it's me, Juicy Love Dion.
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Whoa, Juicy, that voice
didn't work for JoJo.
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You don't have to
keep putting that on.
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That's just 'cause
I suck a lot of dick.
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I'm Juicy.
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And the juice is loose,
if you know what I mean.
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Yeah, I sure do, Juice.
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I could feel it dripping
on my hands, baby.
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Death drop.
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I'm glad we're all bombing.
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Hi, Darlene.
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Hi.
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Oh, my God,
you seem really excited.
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Yeah, I'm just
happy to be here.
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Nini's puppet is sickening.
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I'm kind of like,
oh, I need all this.
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This is something
I want to wear.
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It's OK, Sweetie.
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Are you OK?
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Oh, why are you so emotional?
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Uh, banana!
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Oh, sure.
Yeah, that makes sense.
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Uh, hamburger!
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I guess that's what you can
say when things aren't funny.
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Um--uh--
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Mashed potatoes.
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Oy, vey.
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Nini, you're kind of bombing.
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Yeah, that would make
five of us, I think.
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Nini's puppet
looks the best.
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Nini is content is the worst.
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No, I'm just kidding.
Juicy was the worst by far.
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All right.
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Ladykins, you are all rotten.
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Well, yes.
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But one of you,
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actually no, you were
all equally rotten.
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Sorry, Ru.
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But the real loser of
today's Mini Challenge is...
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Our crew.
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Who had to sit through
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the unedited version
of that catastrophe.
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Damn.
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So that means the crew
will split a tip of $2,500.
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In exchange for time
they will never, ever get back.
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Everybody hates puppets.
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My queens,
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now, we've had many guest stars
on this show
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that only need one name
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like Liza, Lizzo, and La Toya.
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Mm.
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But there's one
one-name wonder
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we have sadly overlooked
until now.
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She's loud, obnoxious,
and deeply delusional.
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Discord.
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And her name is Karen.
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So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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you need to use
your improv skills
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in a show we're calling
Karens Gone Wild,
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brought to you by
"Stop! That! Train!"
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in theaters this summer.
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Oh, my god.
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You're kidding.
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We just failed miserably at
a little improv Mini Challenge.
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And now Ru says
the Maxi Challenge
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is an improv challenge.
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God be with me.
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Each of you will channel
a different Karen
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whose outrageous behavior
is caught on camera.
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First, there's
Late For Her Flight Karen,
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who won't take no
for an answer.
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There's Parking Spot Karen,
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who thinks she owns
the whole damn block.
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Mm.
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There's Traffic Stop Karen,
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who believes the law
does not apply to her.
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Shoplifting Karen,
who's in deep denial.
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And then there's HOA Karen,
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who runs the condo complex
like a dictator.
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Oof.
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Now, to help you
get into character,
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I'll let you fight over
who gets which Karen.
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Then later today,
you'll be shooting
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your viral videos with
a pop culture expert
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who has a PhD in Karenology.
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Oh, God.
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I'm of course referring to...
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me.
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00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,813
Oh! No way.
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00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:37,217
I can't get enough
of these videos!
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00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,688
It's not just improv, it's
character improv with RuPaul.
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So you've got to
keep up with her
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while staying in--oh, my God,
this is--this is a hard one.
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Racers, start your engines
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and may the best drag queen
win.
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- Yes.
- Yeah!
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00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,000
- All right.
- Let's go, Karen.
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00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,068
Karens, get your ass
on this couch.
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Come on, girls.
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This week's Maxi Challenge
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is an improv acting challenge,
Karens Gone Wild.
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We have some things
to sort out.
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00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,145
Mm-hmm.
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00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,147
We have to decide
amongst ourselves
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00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,982
which Karen each of us
will play.
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00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:13,553
Does anybody have
any immediate responses?
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Karens are Karens.
Anyone will be fine.
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00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,691
So I'll take whatever's left.
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00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,759
OK, I guess
I'll call on them.
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00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,127
Darlene,
I saw your hand first.
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00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,929
- Shoplifting.
- HOA.
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00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,731
- OK.
- Traffic stop.
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00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,499
I kind of like
Late For her Flight Karen.
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00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,968
And I'll do parking spot.
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00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,604
Really? We have no--no one
wants to fight about anything?
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00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,306
- Wow.
- That was pretty easy.
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00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,341
What the hell?
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00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,475
Wait, actually,
I feel like I could
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00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,744
fit in kind of all five roles.
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00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,546
- Let's go get ready.
- Let's go get to work.
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00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,914
Let's get this hair together.
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00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,717
It's ironic that in the
middle of a Karen challenge,
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00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,653
there's no fighting,
there's no drama,
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00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,422
nothing viral
will come of this.
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00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,191
- Hey, Karen.
- Hey, Karen.
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00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,392
Hey, Karen.
364
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,995
It's time to get
these Karens together.
365
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,397
We have to start working
on these characters.
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00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,099
Traffic Stop Karen.
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00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,500
I feel like I've
done well with the more
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00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,535
improv-y based challenge,
so I feel
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00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,204
pretty solid
going into this one.
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00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,673
The thing about improv
is like you kind of--
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00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:07,907
The thing about improv.
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00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,309
The thing about improv is
it's a team--
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00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,410
it's like a team sport,
you know what I mean?
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00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,544
It's a tennis match.
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00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,846
You have to, like,
be paying attention
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00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,047
to what the scene partner
is saying
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00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,348
so that you can respond to it.
378
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,717
In previous comedy
acting challenges,
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00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,985
I have done very well.
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00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,086
I was in the top
for RDR Live.
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00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,187
A leather bracelet.
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00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,389
And for the Snatch Game.
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00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,324
So going into this,
I'm feeling pretty good.
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00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,359
My favorite Karen is the
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00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,995
Bath And Body Works
Candle Karen, Appleton.
386
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,430
- Oh, yeah.
- From Wisconsin.
387
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,832
- That YouTube video.
- You've never seen this?
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00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:33,833
- I don't think so.
- Ooh.
389
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,402
It's--
- Can I be honest?
390
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,203
Those videos stress me out.
391
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,339
I think I--
I, like, can't watch them.
392
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,341
Um, OK.
393
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,510
I'm not trying to be
like a snob about it,
394
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,413
but they do just devolve into
screaming and rolling around.
395
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,249
It just has that like
Jerry Springer-like quality.
396
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:53,653
And I'm trying to take
my Karen in sort of--
397
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,722
I guess, a slightly
different direction.
398
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,158
I'm kind of making her
a bit kooky.
399
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,895
She's going to girls' trip
in Palm Springs.
400
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,864
You're going to go do a tour
of the rock formations.
401
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,133
Snatch Game was something
that I had time
402
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,968
to prepare for
and think through.
403
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,504
Before I maul you
like a jaguar.
404
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,307
But this is more on the fly,
405
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,243
so I've gotta really quickly
find this character.
406
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,813
I'm doing little bubble maps.
I am just making lists.
407
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:23,183
- Oh, you made a tree.
- I'm trying to do, you know.
408
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,884
- What does it say?
- She says.
409
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,419
- Sub sandwich.
- Sub sandwich.
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00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,654
Gay husband.
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00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,056
So your husband is gay?
412
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,257
No.
413
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,692
OK, well,
that right there is,
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00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,894
that's a number--that's what
you shouldn't do in improv.
415
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,564
This is going to be harder
than I thought.
416
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,432
Last time I did
a character development
417
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,167
with political ad,
it didn't go so great.
418
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,635
And biodegradable.
419
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,372
So this time,
got to apply what I learned
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00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:48,742
from my mistakes
and see what we turn out.
421
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:53,413
For some reason, I want to
make her, like, a dance mom.
422
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,848
You just don't understand.
423
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,783
My kids are going to be home
from dance practice very soon,
424
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,451
and I need this box.
425
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,554
Hearing Juicy's plan,
I think Juicy hasn't
426
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,456
necessarily, like,
unlocked that thing
427
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,393
that really sets her up
to do the best.
428
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,428
Now is the time to really
just, like, let her rip.
429
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,597
You've said before, like
a side that we haven't--
430
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,465
I feel like really seen here.
431
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,702
I remember you saying your
friends were like, oh, my God,
432
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,103
when you show up
to Drag Race,
433
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,571
like you're going
to be the mean girl.
434
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:22,675
Maybe this is your chance
to be that Miami mean girl.
435
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,178
Oh, my God.
You're so right.
436
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,147
Yeah, I'll be
a spicy little Latina.
437
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,783
Thank you.
You're so smart.
438
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,885
Take off the earrings.
439
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,753
Bite off the nails.
440
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,823
I feel like I've proven
that I have the comedy chops
441
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:37,991
for these challenges.
442
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,060
I am hoping
to snag another win,
443
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,861
but I think
the biggest competition
444
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:45,398
for me is Jane and Myki.
445
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,466
Hey, ladykins.
446
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,701
Hi, boo.
447
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:48,968
Ex-squeeze me.
448
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,537
I'd like to speak
to your manager, please.
449
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,539
Ooh.
450
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,842
All right, I would like
to speak to Karen, Karen,
451
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,545
Karen, Karen, and Karen.
452
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,780
- Hi, Karen.
- Hi, Karen.
453
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,515
It's Karén.
454
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,787
So the puppet show
was a disaster.
455
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,022
- Right.
- Right.
456
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,256
You know,
with the puppet challenge,
457
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,758
the thing is,
it was about framing it
458
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,095
in a way for your personality
to come out.
459
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,564
Which leads me to
this improv bit here.
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00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,766
Do you watch the Karen videos?
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00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,535
What's the one thing all
these Karens have in common?
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00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,903
They don't take no
for an answer.
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00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,205
OK.
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00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,074
They want something
and they're not getting it.
465
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,943
That is key right there.
466
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:33,913
You have to determine
what your want is in this.
467
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,416
And you really want to get
those sound bites.
468
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,717
Like, ain't nobody got time
for that.
469
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,620
You know, if you have
a person in your life
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00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,723
that you want to pattern
this person after, that helps.
471
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,058
I mean,
when I think of Karen,
472
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,626
I always think of
my sister Rozy.
473
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,796
She would be late to picking me
up, but she would be mad at me.
474
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,032
She would always
manipulate things
475
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,701
in a way that
she would wind up on top.
476
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,604
You see, with the tactic there,
the psychological tactic?
477
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,074
So how are you going to
make your Karen funnier
478
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,909
than what's on the paper?
479
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,378
I think there's something
fun about watching somebody
480
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,815
who's used to being in charge
just be told no.
481
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,350
The more fleshed out
the character is,
482
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,086
the easier we can
rely on
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00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,021
how they would react
in these moments.
484
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,357
Yeah, use your imagination
to frame it in a situation
485
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,959
that can create more.
486
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,629
I think some good advice that
I got from you is that to just
487
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,898
really lean into the absurdity,
488
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,868
and to like, really let that
fear of like it not going well,
489
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,737
kind of like just
get in the back seat.
490
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,072
Yeah.
Lean into the absurdity.
491
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,308
With the roast,
you just let it all hang out.
492
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,344
- Yeah.
- That's what you got to do.
493
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,145
- Do you hear that, Juicy?
- Yeah.
494
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,580
- You're writing that down?
- She's writing it down.
495
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,848
Writing it down,
taking notes.
496
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,583
I'm worried about you
the most.
497
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,151
Why do you think
I'm worried about you?
498
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,453
Because you
haven't been getting
499
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,022
who I am through
these improv challenges.
500
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:50,190
Well,
the bigger question is
501
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,426
what has kept you from
letting it all hang out?
502
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,095
That's the bigger question.
503
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,629
How are you going to make
your character funnier?
504
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,966
I'm really going to lean
into the spicy Latina
505
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,937
that I usually am back home,
and, um,
506
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,039
bring up some of that
attitude out of me.
507
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:07,040
Juicy, I believe in you.
508
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,708
I know that you've
got it in you.
509
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,143
Just bring it out.
OK?
510
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,344
- Thank you.
- All right, kids.
511
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,314
Good luck
and don't fuck it up.
512
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,149
- Thanks, Ru.
- Thank you, Ru.
513
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,917
No more puppets.
No more puppets.
514
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:21,087
We're about to shoot
the Karens Gone Wild scene
515
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,622
face-to-face with RuPaul.
516
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,791
I have to really
bring it this week
517
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,594
if I want to stay out
of the bottom.
518
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:32,832
Welcome to Karens Gone Wild.
Hold on to your manager.
519
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,902
This Karen says
the curb is reserved,
520
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,040
and she's about to stage a
whole crime scene to prove it.
521
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,075
I just arrived
at my location,
522
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,177
and I can hear
some woman screaming.
523
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,745
Oye! Oye!
524
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,881
- Oh, God. Here she comes.
- Oye! Hi.
525
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,182
Hi, Papi.
526
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,417
Um--
527
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,252
Ow. OK.
528
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,889
- What is she doing?
- Hi, Papi. Hi.
529
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,590
This is my parking spot.
530
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,359
This is a public street.
531
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,261
No, it's not public street.
532
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,596
Maybe over there public street
and over there public street.
533
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,332
But this is for my family.
534
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,367
They're coming from salsa class
in 30 minutes.
535
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,669
Not salsa-dancing class,
salsa-making class.
536
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,205
Listen, there's
parking spaces all over there.
537
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,940
You don't have to park here.
- No, no.
538
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,842
- This is a public parking.
- No, no.
539
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,544
OK, you're being very rude.
540
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,945
- What do you mean?
- I'm going to call my husband.
541
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,513
My husband, Miguel Castro.
542
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,182
I'm going to call
Miguel Castro
543
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,383
if you don't move
from this spot.
544
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,651
Ma'am, listen.
545
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,154
I found this parking spot
on public streets.
546
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,322
It's not public street.
547
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,990
And this is where
I'm going to be.
548
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,492
I'm going to get out of my car.
I'm going to go.
549
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,994
This is my parking spot
for my family.
550
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,296
No, this is public parking.
551
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,664
It's not public parking,
my love.
552
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,366
Do you have license
and registration?
553
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,234
Repeat after me.
Public.
554
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,335
- Public.
- Parking.
555
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,336
For no one.
556
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,471
- Ma'am.
- Mm-mm.
557
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,339
If you keep going,
I'm going to call Miguel.
558
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,507
Papi, are you seeing this?
- You can call Miguel.
559
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:48,641
- Papi.
- Who is Miguel?
560
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,313
If you want to call Miguel,
I'll call Joe Anderson.
561
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,681
Quien es Joe Anderson?
562
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,449
My husband is Joe Anderson.
563
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,151
- Oh, oh, your husband.
- Yes.
564
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:00,186
I see.
Where's your ring, my love?
565
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,689
I don't see no ring.
Liar.
566
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,358
Oh, baby.
Oh, I have the ring.
567
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,927
I have the ring.
Are you a prostitute?
568
00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:09,529
Are you soliciting me?
569
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:10,697
You shouldn't be here
in this spot.
570
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:11,865
This is my house.
571
00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:12,932
Listen, I'm just
going to get out.
572
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:14,868
No, ay, no, ay!
573
00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:16,236
No, no, no.
574
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,905
You know,
I'm filming this whole thing.
575
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,508
Miguel, ayúdame!
576
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,177
You know what? I'm going
to get your license plate.
577
00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:25,245
Go ahead.
578
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,379
I'm going to get--
579
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,948
ow!
580
00:22:29,049 --> 00:22:30,850
What is this bitch
trying to do?
581
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,753
Oh, she's pretending.
582
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:38,024
She's pretending
that I hit her car.
583
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,326
Miguel! Ayúdame!
584
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,828
Karen down.
585
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,031
Miguel's parking spot just
turned into a federal case.
586
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,800
My car's not even moving.
587
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:52,072
Ow!
588
00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:53,339
Seriously?
589
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,343
Miguel!
590
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,345
You are pathetic.
591
00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,846
I'm calling the police
on you, baby.
592
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:03,116
I got the spot.
593
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,651
I got the spot.
594
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,586
Adiós, muchacha.
595
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,854
I see you in court, baby.
596
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:10,390
Adiós, puta.
597
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,559
Pretending like
she got hit by my car.
598
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,194
My car not even moving.
599
00:23:14,294 --> 00:23:16,529
Your car was moving!
Yes, it was!
600
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,864
Ridiculous.
601
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,102
This Karen says
she's a loyal customer.
602
00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:23,670
The security guard says
603
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,707
loyalty still requires
a receipt.
604
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,710
Hey, y'all, it's Karen
coming to you live.
605
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:34,647
Oh, the Meadowland Mall.
606
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,850
Just picking up my things.
607
00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:38,585
And--oh.
608
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,720
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, madam.
609
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,222
Oh, good.
We're on camera.
610
00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:44,357
Hey, everybody.
611
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,559
We got you on
camera too, lady.
612
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:49,596
See, I don't care about these
cameras 'cause you know what?
613
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:50,997
God's watching too.
614
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,132
Oh, hallelujah.
615
00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:53,233
And He knows the truth.
616
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,235
Oh, yes.
I want to see your receipt.
617
00:23:55,335 --> 00:23:56,836
I already bought.
618
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,405
I want to see your receipt.
619
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:01,808
OK, well, why don't you
start looking through these.
620
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,843
Let's see.
I see Funyuns.
621
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:04,978
I see.
622
00:24:05,078 --> 00:24:06,012
Oh, yum.
623
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,481
- What is this?
- Uh...
624
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,250
That doesn't look
like your color.
625
00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:12,519
Looks like maybe your color
instead of mine.
626
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:13,520
My color.
627
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,688
You know--
628
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:15,889
- It's real pretty.
- Here, here, here, here.
629
00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:17,324
You've got
a lot of stuff here.
630
00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:19,159
I think that that'll do.
631
00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:20,827
Well, I don't see
any of them here.
632
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,062
That'll do. Oh!
633
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:24,097
I don't see any of them
here for our store.
634
00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:25,332
You know what?
635
00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:27,500
I know Jill Roberts, the--
636
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,236
the manager
of this establishment.
637
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:32,872
- I know Oral Roberts.
- I've never seen--
638
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:33,873
Do you know Oral?
639
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,109
Oh, you are nasty.
640
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:37,210
Oral Roberts.
641
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,813
You're nasty.
You're trying to bait me.
642
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:45,752
I'm here at the Meadowlands
Mall and I'm getting baited.
643
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:46,786
We got a--a--
644
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,322
Jill?
Where the hell is Jill?
645
00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,324
We got a shoplifter
right here.
646
00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:53,126
No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
- Ugh!
647
00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:55,662
I am here on
Tuesdays, Saturdays.
648
00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:56,963
OK.
649
00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:58,698
Sometimes Mondays
if my husband's working.
650
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,266
Hey.
651
00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:03,036
Yes, sir.
652
00:25:03,136 --> 00:25:05,105
This is my sacred space.
653
00:25:05,205 --> 00:25:06,606
I love this place, too.
It's beautiful.
654
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,274
And you are
taking that from me.
655
00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,877
- You're trying to steal, baby.
- Oh, no.
656
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,178
I am a Christian.
657
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,614
Are you?
Shall we pray?
658
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,817
- Dear Lord...
- Dear Lord...
659
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,787
- I hope you give this man...
- Mm-hmm.
660
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,922
- To see the truth.
- Oh, hallelujah.
661
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,657
That I'm not a criminal.
662
00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:26,526
Yes, you are.
663
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,861
Amen.
664
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:30,797
Not Karen trying
divine customer service?
665
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:33,066
One day, this truth
is going to hit you.
666
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,134
Oh, yeah.
667
00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:35,468
And you're going
to feel the guilt.
668
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,170
- Where's it going to hit me?
- Oh, you are nasty.
669
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,406
Show me.
Show me on the doll.
670
00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:42,008
This uniform is
kind of turning me on.
671
00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:44,611
What's your name?
672
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,646
Cleotis Jackson.
673
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,648
- Uh-huh.
- If you're nasty.
674
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:49,916
And what are
your credentials?
675
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,251
Well, here they are here.
676
00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:52,652
Oh, oh, oh, OK.
677
00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:53,653
Wait, wait, wait.
678
00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:54,821
Wait, wait, wait, wait. OK.
679
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,089
- Whoo!
- OK!
680
00:25:56,189 --> 00:25:57,157
Oh, they're going
to eat this up.
681
00:25:57,257 --> 00:25:59,926
- Hey.
- Turn around, turn around.
682
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,996
Now let's go back
to the security room.
683
00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:04,197
I think I should go.
684
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:06,166
- No, baby.
- OK.
685
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:08,001
No, I'm going to need
that backup right now.
686
00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:09,769
Where the hell is Jill?
687
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:11,404
Head in that direction,
and we're good to go.
688
00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:12,806
The last service I saw,
689
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,541
they really taught
the importance of--
690
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,209
- Of?
- Of--uh--
691
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:18,211
Of being honest?
692
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:20,413
Asking for forgiveness
instead of permission.
693
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,349
She's headed out
the door right now.
694
00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:25,719
I need that backup.
Can you please?
695
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,687
Did the Lord bring you back?
696
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,323
Can I have the chips?
697
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,992
Sure.
Take them.
698
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,928
Oh, God. Yeah.
699
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,096
Jeez.
700
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,266
This Karen says
she left her license at home,
701
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:44,304
but officer says then maybe
leave the car there, too.
702
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,677
Would you
roll your window down?
703
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,978
Sure.
704
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,547
Sorry, one sec.
- Roll your window down.
705
00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:55,849
Ma'am.
706
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,917
Sorry, it's a new car.
707
00:26:58,018 --> 00:27:00,253
Roll your window down.
708
00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,956
Oh, my God.
709
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:05,725
Ma'am, I need you
to roll this window down.
710
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:06,893
OK, one second.
711
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:07,894
Would you just--
would you open the door?
712
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,295
Yeah, I got it.
713
00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:11,464
All right, license and
registration, please?
714
00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:12,565
I'm sorry?
715
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:16,236
License and registration, please?
716
00:27:16,336 --> 00:27:17,671
Who do you think
you're talking to?
717
00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:19,305
You're not wearing
your safety belt,
718
00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:21,074
which is a violation
in this state.
719
00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:22,242
You are making this up.
720
00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,444
License and registration, please.
721
00:27:24,544 --> 00:27:26,046
Where's your license?
722
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:27,447
I'm a police officer.
723
00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:28,982
Mm-hmm. Are you?
724
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,618
OK, this is not a discussion
that we're having here.
725
00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:32,986
- OK, OK.
- Do you have a license?
726
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,087
Um, I, uh, am--
727
00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:36,256
I don't need a license.
I'm traveling.
728
00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:40,694
In this state,
you need a driver's license.
729
00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:44,497
In this state, you need
to tone down the attitude.
730
00:27:44,597 --> 00:27:45,832
What I need from you, Madam--
731
00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:47,000
Mm-hmm? Yeah?
732
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,868
Is your license
and registration.
733
00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,438
- All right.
- OK?
734
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:52,639
OK.
735
00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,074
All right.
Don't reach for stuff.
736
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,642
Don't reach for stuff.
- I like your outfit.
737
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:56,643
Thank you very much.
738
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:57,744
Oh, dear.
739
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,546
Please turn your engine off.
740
00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:00,947
It's really hot outside.
741
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,682
Turn your engine off.
742
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:05,785
I will take your ass to jail.
OK?
743
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,354
Got it.
744
00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:11,191
So, license, I don't know about
that, but I have this for you.
745
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:13,193
- What does it say?
- What does that get me?
746
00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:15,228
Karen Gaylord.
747
00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:16,696
Call me.
- Mm-hmm.
748
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,898
I'll call you a criminal.
749
00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:21,501
Nice try Karen,
but the officer's
750
00:28:21,601 --> 00:28:23,570
committed to a ticket.
751
00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:25,305
Are you threatening me?
752
00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:27,040
Oh, hell yeah,
I'm threatening you.
753
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,409
Gaylord nation,
get a load of this.
754
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:30,977
This is my seventh vlog of
the day, and I am now ruined.
755
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,946
- Oh, are you filming me?
- Yeah, I'm filming you.
756
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,614
You can film me all you want.
757
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,916
You see all of this?
758
00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,218
Yes, get it.
759
00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:39,486
I think I like you.
760
00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:40,687
OK. I'm going to have
to write you up, ma'am.
761
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,755
For what?
762
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,723
For getting on my nerves.
763
00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:47,427
What are you doing
with your seat?
764
00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:49,062
I'm sleeping.
765
00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:51,231
Uh-uh. You are racking up
the violations, madam.
766
00:28:51,331 --> 00:28:52,499
God damn it.
Damn it.
767
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:53,833
What kind of car is this?
768
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,068
It's a Toyota Coma.
769
00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:56,436
A Toyota who?
770
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,204
Coma.
771
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,140
Oh, bitch. I need you
to get out of the car.
772
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,975
Oh, no.
No, you can't make me.
773
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,309
I need you to
get out of the car.
774
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,178
I'm placing you under arrest.
775
00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:07,514
I can't do this anymore.
776
00:29:07,614 --> 00:29:08,515
OK, put your hands
behind your back.
777
00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:09,582
No, no, no!
778
00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:10,617
Put your hands
behind your back.
779
00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:12,352
No, you're right.
I can't do this.
780
00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:15,522
Put your whole left fist
in your mouth.
781
00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:16,723
It's so big.
782
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,158
Put your right fist
in your mouth.
783
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:19,993
OK, that fits better.
784
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:22,829
Now, say I'm a bad girl.
785
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,097
I'm a bad girl.
786
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:26,132
Now go like this.
787
00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:27,467
I'm a very bad girl.
788
00:29:27,567 --> 00:29:28,501
Uh.
789
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,036
Yeah get it, get it.
- Oh!
790
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,805
Yeah, I got a bad bitch
up in here, y'all.
791
00:29:31,905 --> 00:29:33,173
Uh-huh.
Am I still going to jail?
792
00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:34,340
Oh, hell yeah.
793
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,576
Yeah, you going to jail,
all right.
794
00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,511
There is a child
in the back seat.
795
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:39,646
Oh, you have
your kids in here?
796
00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:40,880
I do.
Can you take a look?
797
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,982
Yeah, let me see.
Where are your kids at?
798
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,584
Hey. Oh.
799
00:29:44,684 --> 00:29:47,020
You better get your ass
back up in here.
800
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,922
Somebody help me!
801
00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:52,726
You know what? I think
that was Drew Barrymore.
802
00:29:54,394 --> 00:29:56,463
This Karen didn't
make the flight,
803
00:29:56,563 --> 00:29:59,899
so now she's making it
everyone's problem.
804
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,504
Excuse me.
Can somebody move this?
805
00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,506
I gotta get on my flight.
806
00:30:06,606 --> 00:30:08,775
Sorry, ma'am.
The gate has closed.
807
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,977
No. Oh, no.
No, absolutely not.
808
00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,145
That's not going
to work for me.
809
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,280
I'm so sorry.
It's not my fault I'm late.
810
00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:15,949
The idiots at TSA--
811
00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:17,984
Ma'am, the gate has closed, child.
812
00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:19,653
No, but you see, this
is just a little stanchion.
813
00:30:19,753 --> 00:30:20,854
you can let me through.
814
00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,389
No, we closed
the door of the plane.
815
00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,890
No, I don't think so.
816
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,992
See, you gotta understand,
I got here in plenty of time.
817
00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,228
Let me see your ticket.
- OK, it's right here.
818
00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:32,399
Executive class, right there.
819
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:35,402
I'm flying to Palm Springs
for a girls' weekend.
820
00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,237
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
You late.
821
00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:38,972
The plane is about to take off.
822
00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:41,241
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not my fault.
823
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:45,478
The idiots at TSA, they stopped
me and they confiscated my bags
824
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:47,614
because all 17 knives
that I had in there
825
00:30:47,714 --> 00:30:49,616
to make ceviche
for the girls' trip,
826
00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:51,051
they said it wasn't allowed
on the plane.
827
00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,519
Well, honey, listen.
828
00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:55,555
I don't know what to tell you,
but this plane is gone.
829
00:30:55,655 --> 00:30:56,890
No, it's right there.
Look.
830
00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:59,092
I can see my girlfriends
there in the window.
831
00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:00,393
Well, here,
I'll tell you what.
832
00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,062
Why don't I call the pilot?
833
00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:03,430
- Yeah, give him a call.
- Hello?
834
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:05,298
- Let's see your ID, too.
- OK.
835
00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:06,633
Yeah, they got
this white woman up here
836
00:31:06,733 --> 00:31:09,202
trying to get on the plane,
but, uh--
837
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:10,203
is that you?
838
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:13,106
Yes, that is me
a few years ago.
839
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:15,208
Oh, she's about 250 pounds.
840
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,510
Oh.
841
00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,379
All right.
I'll tell her.
842
00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:21,948
I'm sorry, but the pilot said
this is no-go, ma'am.
843
00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,349
OK, OK, listen.
844
00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:24,651
I'ma need you to
let me through.
845
00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:25,919
Call that pilot back.
846
00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:27,754
Babe, that dog won't hunt.
847
00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:29,022
I'm going to cut
the dramatics with you.
848
00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:30,457
Mm-hmm.
849
00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,859
I'm going to tell you the
real truth, the honest truth.
850
00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:35,895
I have a terminal illness.
851
00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:37,297
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I do.
852
00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:40,967
And the doctors told me
I only have a few days to live.
853
00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:44,270
But they said that
the cure to this disease
854
00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:47,173
could be a mojito
in Palm Springs.
855
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,509
Oh, a mojito.
That sound real good, girl.
856
00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:51,778
I know, I know.
I'm ready for the cure.
857
00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:54,848
But baby, this plane is gone.
858
00:31:54,948 --> 00:31:56,750
The only thing
boarding right now
859
00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:58,885
is Karen's entitlement.
860
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:01,021
OK, I did not
want to do this.
861
00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:03,523
Everybody in my Facebook
and my Facebook groups
862
00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:05,058
is going to see this.
- Two can play that game, baby.
863
00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:07,394
- They're going to see this.
- Two can play that game.
864
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:09,162
- How very dare you.
- How very dare you, ma'am.
865
00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:10,497
You know what?
You know what?
866
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,066
This is an occupational hazard
is what this is.
867
00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:15,135
You bothering me.
I was on my break.
868
00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:16,469
This is crazy.
869
00:32:16,569 --> 00:32:17,804
And you trying to get me
to get you on a plane
870
00:32:17,904 --> 00:32:20,340
that's already backing up?
871
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,642
Help! Help! Help!
872
00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:24,177
He assaulted me.
873
00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:25,412
I got you on camera.
874
00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,847
This is anti-Presbyterian
discrimination.
875
00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,449
I've seen this before, girl.
876
00:32:29,549 --> 00:32:30,950
You ain't fooling nobody.
877
00:32:31,051 --> 00:32:34,187
OK, well, everybody just
saw you reach across that desk.
878
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:35,689
- Uh-huh.
- And hit me.
879
00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:37,891
- Bye, y'all.
- No, no, no, no.
880
00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:39,559
Hold that plane.
Hold that plane.
881
00:32:39,659 --> 00:32:41,094
- Bye-bye.
- You better hold that plane.
882
00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:42,228
Hold that plane.
883
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,330
You better get your ass
away from here.
884
00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:45,565
Now gone.
- You know what?
885
00:32:45,665 --> 00:32:46,866
I'm getting out of here
before security does.
886
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,501
But you'll hear from me.
- Scoot.
887
00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:49,869
You'll hear from me, buster!
888
00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:52,372
Come on, "Candy Crush."
889
00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,641
Do people still play
"Candy Crush"?
890
00:32:57,677 --> 00:33:00,413
This Karen called it
community standards.
891
00:33:00,513 --> 00:33:02,482
He called it
mind your business.
892
00:33:02,582 --> 00:33:05,885
And now Santa is about
to catch a stray in July.
893
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,025
Mr. Paul?
894
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,093
Who is it?
895
00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:16,162
Karen
Crenshaw-Cooper-Collins.
896
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,031
What do you want?
I can hear you.
897
00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:19,599
It is the middle of July.
898
00:33:19,699 --> 00:33:21,701
July is for the
red, white and blue.
899
00:33:21,801 --> 00:33:24,804
You know what colors
I see all around this door?
900
00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:25,939
No, what?
901
00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:29,442
I see green.
I see red.
902
00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,710
Whoa.
903
00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:32,445
Oh, I see red when
I'm going to beat your ass.
904
00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,514
- OK.
- I'll tell you that.
905
00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:36,349
Well, that's something
we can agree on, ain't it?
906
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:38,818
I celebrate Christmas
all year long,
907
00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,553
and that ain't none
of your business.
908
00:33:40,653 --> 00:33:42,622
It is my business because
I'm the head of the HOA.
909
00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:43,890
You're head of the what?
910
00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:44,991
HOA.
911
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:46,693
Homo's association?
912
00:33:46,793 --> 00:33:47,727
No, no, no.
913
00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:48,828
You need to get
your ears checked.
914
00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:50,964
I don't need my ears--
I heard you right.
915
00:33:51,064 --> 00:33:53,433
You are the leader of
the homo's association.
916
00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:54,434
Homeowners.
917
00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:55,435
Homo's association.
918
00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:56,970
Although this
is a condominium.
919
00:33:57,070 --> 00:33:58,571
You know where you are?
- I do know where.
920
00:33:58,672 --> 00:33:59,739
I'm in a condominium.
921
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:01,441
I pay my lease every month.
922
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:07,013
Which allows me
to luxuriate in all of this.
923
00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,848
You see this?
This is a petition.
924
00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,150
Uh-huh.
925
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,685
This was written by the
people of this condominium.
926
00:34:11,785 --> 00:34:12,886
You see it?
927
00:34:12,986 --> 00:34:15,488
And your point with
all of this is what?
928
00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:17,924
We are bound
by the same laws.
929
00:34:18,024 --> 00:34:19,959
You need to take down
these decorations.
930
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,361
I'm not taking them down.
Mm-mm.
931
00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:22,696
- You need to.
- Uh-uh.
932
00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:24,397
It's in the HOA ordinances.
933
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,599
- Well, I'm not going to do it.
- These are causing allergens.
934
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,235
- I'm going to sue you.
- I know many a lawyer.
935
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,371
This is no longer
Christmas in July.
936
00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:32,939
It's Christmas in court.
937
00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:34,374
Oh, you think
you can do that?
938
00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:35,709
Oh, yeah, uh-huh.
I see you.
939
00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:37,744
She's in violation of
the homeowner's association.
940
00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:39,546
You are on
social media right now.
941
00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:41,414
Don't you see?
You can't catch me.
942
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:43,049
- I got you.
- You can't catch me.
943
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:45,085
Assaulting and a thief.
944
00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:46,453
These are deadly things.
They gotta go over there.
945
00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,088
- You got a lawsuit, baby.
- No, no, no.
946
00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:49,589
- You got a lawsuit.
- Look at this.
947
00:34:49,689 --> 00:34:50,857
Look at these.
- You--
948
00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:52,192
These halogen lights.
949
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,226
Don't you touch them.
950
00:34:53,326 --> 00:34:54,227
Oh, they're
giving me a seizure
951
00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:55,362
'cause they're flashing
so much.
952
00:34:55,462 --> 00:34:56,529
Oh, you're going
to get an ass-kicking.
953
00:34:56,629 --> 00:34:57,630
Oh, they're giving me
a seizure. Oh! Oh!
954
00:34:57,731 --> 00:34:59,032
You're going to
get an ass-kicking, OK?
955
00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:00,200
That's it right there. I'm
calling the police right now.
956
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:01,601
I know the chief of police.
Call him.
957
00:35:01,701 --> 00:35:03,036
- I got you on camera.
- I got you on camera.
958
00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:04,170
I got you on camera.
959
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,306
- See this?
- We got a lawsuit.
960
00:35:06,406 --> 00:35:07,640
We got a lawsuit.
961
00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:08,908
I got plenty more
where that came from.
962
00:35:09,009 --> 00:35:10,210
Ooh, what if
I take your candy cane?
963
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,745
Uh-uh, you can sit on it.
964
00:35:11,845 --> 00:35:13,613
But you--oh, woman.
965
00:35:13,713 --> 00:35:15,315
They going to get you. Look.
- Get this, get this.
966
00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:17,083
- Yeah, no, uh--
- No!
967
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:18,752
We gotta get it out of here!
- You're going to jail.
968
00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:20,420
- It's July!
- You going to jail.
969
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,823
No more
Christmas decorations!
970
00:35:23,923 --> 00:35:25,425
- Police!
- No!
971
00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:26,626
Somebody call the police.
972
00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:27,994
I'm sick of it.
973
00:35:28,094 --> 00:35:29,529
I got it all on camera.
974
00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:32,098
- Oh!
- All on camera.
975
00:35:33,366 --> 00:35:34,968
Oh, did I not
have it on camera?
976
00:35:40,907 --> 00:35:42,675
Where's the manager?
977
00:35:42,776 --> 00:35:44,077
It's a new day
in the workroom
978
00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:47,647
and I am feeling like I need
to speak to the manager now.
979
00:35:47,747 --> 00:35:49,482
Do not record me.
980
00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:53,920
Today the judges will get to
watch our Karen performances.
981
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,722
I'm feeling--
982
00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:58,024
oh, God,
I don't know how I'm feeling.
983
00:35:58,124 --> 00:36:00,727
I feel, uh,
984
00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:04,631
very, uh, severe, honey.
985
00:36:04,731 --> 00:36:06,533
Severe up in here.
986
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:08,535
I may be losing it
a little bit
987
00:36:08,635 --> 00:36:10,170
because there's this
type of challenge,
988
00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:12,238
there's really no reassurance.
989
00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,774
Y'all, I'm feeling
a little nervous for this one
990
00:36:14,874 --> 00:36:16,910
because in the previous
comedy challenge,
991
00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:19,612
there were people
in the room laughing.
992
00:36:19,713 --> 00:36:23,416
This one was straight up
me and RuPaul.
993
00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:24,551
Part of me is like, yeah,
994
00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:26,152
you kept up with Ru
the whole time.
995
00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:29,556
But the other side was like,
but were you funny at all?
996
00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:30,957
Hmm.
997
00:36:31,057 --> 00:36:35,362
I left that shoot thinking,
what the hell just happened?
998
00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:36,629
Right.
999
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:38,264
We didn't get to watch
each other do these scenes.
1000
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:40,500
I don't know how
the other girls did,
1001
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,204
so that makes me
even more nervous.
1002
00:36:44,304 --> 00:36:47,640
Does anyone feel overwhelming,
like, yeah, I killed that,
1003
00:36:47,741 --> 00:36:50,076
that was awesome,
I did a great job?
1004
00:36:50,176 --> 00:36:52,012
I feel like there are moments
when I'm like, oh, girl,
1005
00:36:52,112 --> 00:36:53,346
I ate it.
1006
00:36:53,446 --> 00:36:55,749
You know what I mean?
- That is one thing about you.
1007
00:36:55,849 --> 00:36:59,152
One thing about Darlene.
Darlene thinks she ate.
1008
00:36:59,252 --> 00:37:01,755
It ended in both of us
hunched over laughing.
1009
00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:04,758
Yeah, Darlene, you feel like
farthest from a Karen.
1010
00:37:04,858 --> 00:37:06,926
How did you channel Karen?
1011
00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:08,495
I don't know if I had that
sort of like,
1012
00:37:08,595 --> 00:37:10,030
angry, like burst.
1013
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:13,033
I definitely went the, like,
bless your heart route.
1014
00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:16,002
I feel like I got a lot of
laughs during my Karen skit.
1015
00:37:16,102 --> 00:37:19,139
But as far as the
challenge of being a Karen,
1016
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,141
I don't know, girl.
1017
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:22,942
After Ru's walkthrough
where she, like,
1018
00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:24,511
singled me out
a little bit,
1019
00:37:24,611 --> 00:37:25,612
I was like,
you have to let loose.
1020
00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:26,713
You have to have fun.
1021
00:37:26,813 --> 00:37:28,448
I was like, OK, well,
you know what?
1022
00:37:28,548 --> 00:37:30,183
I just have to, like,
go out and do it.
1023
00:37:30,283 --> 00:37:33,353
And like, I feel like
I took a big, big risk
1024
00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:35,855
doing a Hispanic Karen,
considering that
1025
00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:39,192
everyone else is, you know,
stereotypical Karen.
1026
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:42,329
You can say white.
1027
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,564
Did you channel anybody
you know or like any like--
1028
00:37:44,664 --> 00:37:47,434
I channeled like a mixture
of Niurka Marcos,
1029
00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:50,336
which is like this really
famous crazy Cuban lady.
1030
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:51,971
And I channeled
a bit of my mom.
1031
00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:53,540
She's not a Karen,
but she'll pop off.
1032
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,541
Oh, God.
1033
00:37:54,641 --> 00:37:55,875
So I was just
channeling that.
1034
00:37:55,975 --> 00:37:57,210
I was channeling,
like, all the times
1035
00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:59,879
I've seen my aunties
fight or, you know, argue,
1036
00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:02,115
and, like, the hand motions
and all that.
1037
00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:05,452
Honestly, having Ru as
a scene partner was fun.
1038
00:38:05,552 --> 00:38:07,120
She called me a whore.
1039
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,688
She said I look like
a prostitute.
1040
00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,190
Easy, that was my dress.
1041
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,059
Yeah, I love the dress.
No, I love the dress.
1042
00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:16,162
Leave Darlene's
Santee Alley dress out of this.
1043
00:38:16,262 --> 00:38:18,264
Normally when we have
a comedy challenge,
1044
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:19,766
Juicy comes back.
1045
00:38:19,866 --> 00:38:21,601
And she is a woman in crisis.
1046
00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:24,237
Today, I can tell
from her energy
1047
00:38:24,337 --> 00:38:27,540
that she feels a lot better
about how yesterday went than
1048
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,744
she has in the past with these
kinds of comedy challenges.
1049
00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:32,278
My thing is anxiety.
1050
00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:36,716
I'm on a journey of not doing
the thing that I always do,
1051
00:38:36,816 --> 00:38:39,085
where I go back home
after we do a challenge
1052
00:38:39,185 --> 00:38:40,420
and think about
every single thing
1053
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,222
that I could have done better
and that I did wrong.
1054
00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:44,024
I've come this far.
1055
00:38:44,124 --> 00:38:45,558
My track record is fab.
1056
00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:48,561
- I look fab.
- I look fab. I feel fab.
1057
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:49,929
I smell fab.
1058
00:38:50,030 --> 00:38:53,133
I smell, well, not currently,
but I will smell fab.
1059
00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:56,036
I'm feeling
cautiously optimistic.
1060
00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:59,172
I think I did what was asked,
but some people
1061
00:38:59,272 --> 00:39:02,876
seem to be saying that Ru was
really laughing at them,
1062
00:39:02,976 --> 00:39:06,012
which is making this
much more nerve-wracking
1063
00:39:06,112 --> 00:39:08,114
than past performance
challenges.
1064
00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:09,849
Nini, where's your head at?
1065
00:39:09,949 --> 00:39:12,118
I also am like,
it could have been great.
1066
00:39:12,218 --> 00:39:14,487
It could have been shit.
I don't know.
1067
00:39:14,587 --> 00:39:15,755
Like, I was having fun.
1068
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:18,024
I feel like I stayed
in character the whole time.
1069
00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:21,127
My HOA Karen sketch was so
fun, but also at the same time
1070
00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:23,096
I'm like, did I pick up
on everything
1071
00:39:23,196 --> 00:39:24,664
that Ru was putting down?
1072
00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:27,000
In my scene, Ru was
in character the whole time,
1073
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,902
so she wasn't, like,
breaking character
1074
00:39:29,002 --> 00:39:30,070
and laughing or anything, so--
- Right.
1075
00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:31,571
It definitely wasn't
the laughs like we got
1076
00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:33,673
during Snatch Game, you know?
1077
00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:35,608
Speak for yourself.
1078
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:38,211
The pressure's on, y'all.
The pressure's on.
1079
00:39:38,311 --> 00:39:40,613
It's a really, really
strong group of girls.
1080
00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:42,148
But I feel like
everyone's weakness
1081
00:39:42,248 --> 00:39:45,118
is definitely their psyche,
the inner saboteur of it all.
1082
00:39:45,218 --> 00:39:46,386
This challenge is
the one that's going
1083
00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:47,687
to determine the top four.
1084
00:39:47,787 --> 00:39:49,689
So we're all feeling
the tension in the room
1085
00:39:49,789 --> 00:39:53,159
because we just don't know
where we're going to land.
1086
00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:10,910
♪ Cover girl ♪
1087
00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:13,313
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
1088
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:14,647
♪ Head to toe ♪
1089
00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:17,283
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
1090
00:40:17,384 --> 00:40:18,818
Ooh, this is very Bob Mackie.
1091
00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:20,086
- What?
- Whoo.
1092
00:40:20,186 --> 00:40:22,956
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
1093
00:40:23,056 --> 00:40:26,059
She's always ready
to make a scene.
1094
00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:27,761
Michelle Visage.
1095
00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:31,064
A scene? Can I speak
to somebody above you?
1096
00:40:31,164 --> 00:40:34,768
Like, who do you report to?
1097
00:40:34,868 --> 00:40:36,403
That's who I want to talk to.
1098
00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:39,239
Ma'am, I am the manager
when the manager's not here.
1099
00:40:39,339 --> 00:40:40,673
Mm.
1100
00:40:43,777 --> 00:40:46,679
She knows a thing or two
about going viral--
1101
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,248
TS Madison.
1102
00:40:48,348 --> 00:40:50,750
Uh-uh, Ru,
I got a shot for that.
1103
00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:52,352
And I'm all better now.
1104
00:40:54,954 --> 00:40:57,457
And she's
no stranger to drama.
1105
00:40:57,557 --> 00:41:00,527
It's the fabulous
Julianne Nicholson.
1106
00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:03,396
Wait a minute.
Are you recording me right now?
1107
00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:09,135
Welcome, my love.
1108
00:41:09,235 --> 00:41:11,404
Thank you.
I'm so happy to be here.
1109
00:41:11,504 --> 00:41:13,239
This week,
we challenged our queens
1110
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:17,577
to cause a commotion
as Karens Gone Wild.
1111
00:41:17,677 --> 00:41:19,679
And tonight on the runway,
category is
1112
00:41:19,779 --> 00:41:22,115
From Wholesome to Folsom.
1113
00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:23,550
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
1114
00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:25,652
Racers, start your engines.
1115
00:41:25,752 --> 00:41:28,955
And may the best
drag queen win.
1116
00:41:33,226 --> 00:41:36,896
Category is
From Wholesome to Folsom.
1117
00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:39,699
Up first, Juicy Love Dion.
1118
00:41:39,799 --> 00:41:41,701
My wholesome look is
1119
00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:44,838
an "Alice in Wonderland"
inspiration.
1120
00:41:44,938 --> 00:41:46,005
Oh, dear.
1121
00:41:46,106 --> 00:41:49,409
Oh, you've got
Crisco in my poppers.
1122
00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:52,012
You've got poppers
in my Crisco.
1123
00:41:52,112 --> 00:41:53,513
Pop till you drop.
1124
00:41:53,613 --> 00:41:55,248
Once we smell
the poppers, baby,
1125
00:41:55,348 --> 00:41:57,517
that kitty girl comes out.
1126
00:41:57,617 --> 00:42:00,754
And I have Cheshire cats
covering up my privates
1127
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,822
with a chastity belt
because I'm a good girl.
1128
00:42:02,922 --> 00:42:05,759
I feel like I fit
the cat-egory.
1129
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:07,227
Meow, meow.
1130
00:42:07,327 --> 00:42:10,263
Curiosity killed the cat, but
a good whip brought it back.
1131
00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:12,599
Calico, you better do.
1132
00:42:14,234 --> 00:42:15,535
Darlene Mitchell.
1133
00:42:15,635 --> 00:42:17,170
Oh, it's a housewife.
1134
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:18,605
Baking a casserole.
1135
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:22,008
At the Folsom Street Fair,
no kink is off limits,
1136
00:42:22,108 --> 00:42:23,610
so don't piss me off.
1137
00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:25,245
Just piss on me.
1138
00:42:25,345 --> 00:42:27,280
She don't piss and tell.
1139
00:42:28,481 --> 00:42:29,783
I've got my hankie
on display
1140
00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:32,619
and I have my fully stoned,
1141
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,588
bedazzled,
crystallized pee stain.
1142
00:42:35,689 --> 00:42:37,824
Oops, things got
a little messy.
1143
00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:42,295
And the nastiest little
Daisy Dukes you've ever seen.
1144
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:44,364
Head to toe, I am dripping.
1145
00:42:44,464 --> 00:42:48,301
Now, that's what
I call a golden girl.
1146
00:42:48,401 --> 00:42:50,437
Myki Meeks.
1147
00:42:50,537 --> 00:42:52,972
Oh. Her safe word is Rosebud.
1148
00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:54,441
I'll take a dozen.
1149
00:42:54,541 --> 00:42:58,078
Myki Meeks stars in
Everything's Coming up Roses.
1150
00:42:58,178 --> 00:42:59,512
It's a double feature.
1151
00:42:59,612 --> 00:43:02,315
Ooh, oh, no.
I pricked my finger.
1152
00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:03,983
But I kind of like the pain.
1153
00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:08,621
I reveal into my harness-y
thorny, BDSM couture.
1154
00:43:08,722 --> 00:43:10,590
Do not fuck with me,
fellas.
1155
00:43:10,690 --> 00:43:12,492
Because I also
have a vine whip.
1156
00:43:12,592 --> 00:43:13,760
Wholesome to Folsom, babe.
1157
00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:16,463
Sweet as a rose
to thorny and horny.
1158
00:43:16,563 --> 00:43:18,932
Thorn?
When did I have thorn?
1159
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,202
Well, I've seen her videos
on ThornHub.
1160
00:43:22,302 --> 00:43:23,503
Oh.
1161
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:24,971
Jane Don't.
1162
00:43:25,071 --> 00:43:27,841
I'm looking for my husband,
Debenezer.
1163
00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:33,546
Young, beautiful,
dowager widow
1164
00:43:33,646 --> 00:43:36,850
wandering through
her husband's manse
1165
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,119
haunted by his ghost.
1166
00:43:39,219 --> 00:43:41,054
And then I tear away
my nightgown...
1167
00:43:41,154 --> 00:43:42,455
- Ooh.
- Oh, dear.
1168
00:43:42,555 --> 00:43:45,558
To reveal my fully encrusted
red lingerie set.
1169
00:43:45,659 --> 00:43:47,894
She's the latest cast member
of the
1170
00:43:47,994 --> 00:43:50,130
"Rocky Whore Picture Show."
- Yes.
1171
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:53,666
I'm wearing my Mrs. Lovett
hair, running a bordello.
1172
00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:57,771
I'm pouring hot wax
all over my heaving bosom.
1173
00:43:57,871 --> 00:44:02,308
It's sort of funny and
twisted, but still sexy,
1174
00:44:02,409 --> 00:44:05,311
like the heroine
of a Bronte novel
1175
00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:07,414
if she was also a slut.
1176
00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:08,515
I feel gorgeous.
1177
00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:10,283
I heard of a
candle in the wind,
1178
00:44:10,383 --> 00:44:12,585
but this is extra.
1179
00:44:12,686 --> 00:44:14,721
Nini Coco.
1180
00:44:14,821 --> 00:44:18,224
Give me your tired,
your lonely,
1181
00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:20,260
your whores.
1182
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,829
I am the very
freshly constructed
1183
00:44:22,929 --> 00:44:25,565
Statue of Liberty
circa 1886.
1184
00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:29,335
She is draped in this
beautiful, pure copper.
1185
00:44:29,436 --> 00:44:30,670
Oh!
1186
00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:34,541
Give me liberty or
give me a piece of ass.
1187
00:44:34,641 --> 00:44:37,177
Yeah, who knew that
Lady Liberty was so kinky?
1188
00:44:37,277 --> 00:44:38,845
This is another
Nini Coco original.
1189
00:44:38,945 --> 00:44:39,946
I made it head to toe.
1190
00:44:40,046 --> 00:44:41,981
She's covered in spikes.
1191
00:44:42,082 --> 00:44:44,617
Folsom is all about
the freedom of expression.
1192
00:44:44,718 --> 00:44:46,753
So who better
to represent that
1193
00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,188
than the Statue of Liberty
herself?
1194
00:44:48,288 --> 00:44:51,057
You can see her in
"Torch Thong" trilogy.
1195
00:44:51,157 --> 00:44:53,760
Now that's what I call
a Staten Island fairy.
1196
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:56,029
You want to see a tunnel?
1197
00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:02,535
Welcome, queens.
1198
00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:05,438
It's time for
the judges' critiques.
1199
00:45:05,538 --> 00:45:08,641
Starting with Juicy Love Dion.
1200
00:45:08,742 --> 00:45:11,111
This outfit tonight, I just
was saying, here kitty, kitty.
1201
00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:12,645
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
1202
00:45:12,746 --> 00:45:13,646
Hey! You know?
1203
00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:15,181
You look like sex.
1204
00:45:15,281 --> 00:45:18,251
The little demure
Alice in Wonderland party girl
1205
00:45:18,351 --> 00:45:20,620
over it was really fun
with the giant poppers.
1206
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,189
It says it all
about you, Juicy.
1207
00:45:23,289 --> 00:45:26,726
You were the
Parking Spot Karen.
1208
00:45:26,826 --> 00:45:28,194
Liar.
1209
00:45:28,294 --> 00:45:30,463
You really let yourself go.
You let yourself have it.
1210
00:45:30,563 --> 00:45:33,333
You had physical comedy.
I loved the Spanish stuff.
1211
00:45:33,433 --> 00:45:35,502
I love to think
Ru called you a puta.
1212
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,771
It just--it looked like
you two had a good time.
1213
00:45:37,871 --> 00:45:42,142
I loved your rail work
or your rail-ography,
1214
00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:44,811
if you will, the way you sort
of tumbled over the rail.
1215
00:45:44,911 --> 00:45:47,280
You were totally
committed to that moment
1216
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:48,715
in letting yourself go.
1217
00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:51,985
I really felt
all the way out with you.
1218
00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:54,454
Ayúdame!
- Ayúdame!
1219
00:45:54,554 --> 00:45:56,723
You kind of did get stuck
in the Miguel part,
1220
00:45:56,823 --> 00:45:58,525
but it was just the other
little things that you did
1221
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,026
that--that made up for it.
1222
00:46:00,126 --> 00:46:02,128
So Juicy, you came
with the character
1223
00:46:02,228 --> 00:46:03,396
and I was impressed with that.
1224
00:46:03,496 --> 00:46:05,198
You were fun.
I had a great time with you.
1225
00:46:05,298 --> 00:46:08,001
I'm happy to see that
you let it all out.
1226
00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:09,269
Thank you.
1227
00:46:09,369 --> 00:46:11,471
Darlene Mitchell,
now this outfit right here,
1228
00:46:11,571 --> 00:46:12,605
girl, listen.
1229
00:46:12,706 --> 00:46:16,276
It brought back memories, OK?
1230
00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:19,779
Thank you for being
the boundary pusher tonight.
1231
00:46:22,215 --> 00:46:24,050
Oh, yellow nails too.
1232
00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:25,385
We went there.
1233
00:46:25,485 --> 00:46:27,053
You feel like
the missing village person
1234
00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:29,656
that we all wanted
and never got.
1235
00:46:29,756 --> 00:46:31,324
And you were the
Shoplifting Karen.
1236
00:46:31,424 --> 00:46:33,293
You matched Ru.
1237
00:46:33,393 --> 00:46:35,562
Everything that Ru did,
you said yes, and.
1238
00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:37,998
And that's like
rule number one for improv.
1239
00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:41,201
It felt very alive
and moment-to-moment work.
1240
00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:43,269
Darlene, you're so stupid.
1241
00:46:44,904 --> 00:46:46,773
I had so much fun with you.
1242
00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:48,241
You're really good
scene partner.
1243
00:46:48,341 --> 00:46:49,676
I think you are so funny.
1244
00:46:49,776 --> 00:46:53,246
But I would have wanted
to see more Karen from you.
1245
00:46:53,346 --> 00:46:54,914
You weren't
as much a Karen
1246
00:46:55,014 --> 00:46:56,383
as you were
a good Christian lady.
1247
00:46:56,483 --> 00:46:57,784
- I am a Christian.
- Are you?
1248
00:46:57,884 --> 00:46:59,719
Growing up in the Midwest,
there was a lot of that,
1249
00:46:59,819 --> 00:47:01,588
sort of like,
bless your heart, woman,
1250
00:47:01,688 --> 00:47:04,791
but on the inside, rotten.
- Yeah.
1251
00:47:04,891 --> 00:47:06,760
On a scale of
1 to 10 from my book,
1252
00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:11,765
I would definitely give you
a high long 8.
1253
00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:14,434
Because I got one.
1254
00:47:14,534 --> 00:47:16,970
- 8?
- OK, 10.
1255
00:47:19,539 --> 00:47:21,241
Thank you.
1256
00:47:21,341 --> 00:47:23,977
All right.
Up next, Myki Meeks.
1257
00:47:24,077 --> 00:47:27,714
Now this outfit, girl,
you're making me thorny, baby.
1258
00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:29,315
- Mm.
- I'm just blown away by it.
1259
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:30,984
This is gorgeous tonight.
1260
00:47:31,084 --> 00:47:32,719
That hair is so gorgeous.
1261
00:47:32,819 --> 00:47:36,456
That reveal was fantastic.
It's top-to-bottom beautiful.
1262
00:47:36,556 --> 00:47:38,558
You were the most Karen
of the bunch.
1263
00:47:38,658 --> 00:47:39,959
Where's your license?
1264
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:43,196
And I believed it with the
Kate Gosselin hair and all.
1265
00:47:43,296 --> 00:47:45,565
A Karen is about
having privilege
1266
00:47:45,665 --> 00:47:48,368
and using the privilege
to her advantage.
1267
00:47:48,468 --> 00:47:50,737
You did it for me.
1268
00:47:50,837 --> 00:47:52,505
One of the things that
first jumped out to me
1269
00:47:52,605 --> 00:47:55,942
was how quickly you
went from entitlement--
1270
00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:57,243
I don't need a license,
I'm traveling.
1271
00:47:57,344 --> 00:48:00,046
To seduction,
to distraction,
1272
00:48:00,146 --> 00:48:04,084
to coma, to running away
was just brilliant.
1273
00:48:04,184 --> 00:48:06,152
When you brought the seat back,
like,
1274
00:48:06,252 --> 00:48:08,254
your imagination
was limitless,
1275
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,256
and you just pulled out
every last thing
1276
00:48:10,357 --> 00:48:13,460
you had in your bag of tricks,
and I bought every single one.
1277
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,761
Wow.
1278
00:48:14,861 --> 00:48:16,463
You seem very surprised
by the critiques.
1279
00:48:16,563 --> 00:48:17,998
- I am surprised. I am.
- Why?
1280
00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:20,834
When it's improv and it was
really just the two of us,
1281
00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:23,770
you leave going,
what the hell did I just do?
1282
00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:25,739
What I'm learning and what
I need to continue to work on
1283
00:48:25,839 --> 00:48:28,108
is trust my gut, because
it's gotten me this far.
1284
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:29,275
Great night for you, Myki.
1285
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:31,111
Wow.
Thank you, thank you.
1286
00:48:31,211 --> 00:48:33,113
Up next, Jane Don't.
1287
00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:34,814
I just love
that juxtaposition
1288
00:48:34,914 --> 00:48:37,817
of the sort of Jane Austen
to like--
1289
00:48:37,917 --> 00:48:39,652
Red light whore.
1290
00:48:41,655 --> 00:48:43,189
In the improv challenge,
1291
00:48:43,289 --> 00:48:45,492
if you've ever
seen a Karen cut up,
1292
00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:47,894
they cuts up in those airports.
1293
00:48:47,994 --> 00:48:50,730
Like, I needed
more foolishness from you.
1294
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:53,633
The 250 pounds you could
have easily just
1295
00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:56,970
tore into Ru about
you being 235.
1296
00:48:57,070 --> 00:49:00,440
You know, it was so many things
that you could have played off,
1297
00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:02,742
you know with Ru, that I--
I thought you were missing it.
1298
00:49:02,842 --> 00:49:06,246
I loved when you were
rolling around so casually,
1299
00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:09,382
even though clearly
he was nowhere near you.
1300
00:49:09,482 --> 00:49:11,551
I think in this situation,
I didn't get Karen.
1301
00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:13,520
I was getting more
Mrs. Roper.
1302
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:15,955
I agree that I didn't
get as much Karen
1303
00:49:16,056 --> 00:49:17,424
as I maybe would
have liked, but I
1304
00:49:17,524 --> 00:49:21,461
loved your patterned muumuu
and your hair and your glasses.
1305
00:49:21,561 --> 00:49:23,797
I don't know, just being like
a lady from Palm Springs,
1306
00:49:23,897 --> 00:49:26,933
I think is just spiritually
where I feel the most at home.
1307
00:49:27,033 --> 00:49:28,401
So I was just kind of like--
1308
00:49:28,501 --> 00:49:30,503
I just feel like you came
there with things that you
1309
00:49:30,603 --> 00:49:32,405
wanted to say,
and you said them
1310
00:49:32,505 --> 00:49:33,940
and you weren't
allowing yourself
1311
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,141
to go further than that.
1312
00:49:35,241 --> 00:49:36,776
And I know you've
got more than that.
1313
00:49:36,876 --> 00:49:38,778
I just wanted you to be
more Karen, I guess.
1314
00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:40,013
- Sure.
- Is all.
1315
00:49:40,113 --> 00:49:42,015
We've all experienced it
at this point.
1316
00:49:42,115 --> 00:49:43,917
Ru's entire algorithm
is Karens,
1317
00:49:44,017 --> 00:49:46,419
which is why this challenge
is probably happening.
1318
00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:47,854
Listen, you're--
you're great.
1319
00:49:47,954 --> 00:49:52,559
A few maneuvers, she could
have been absolutely perfect.
1320
00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:53,793
Nini Coco.
1321
00:49:53,893 --> 00:49:55,996
I had very high
expectations when
1322
00:49:56,096 --> 00:49:59,866
you came out because I felt
your desperation so clearly.
1323
00:49:59,966 --> 00:50:01,668
I loved your nails
on the clipboard.
1324
00:50:01,768 --> 00:50:03,203
There were specific things
along the way
1325
00:50:03,303 --> 00:50:05,705
that really brought
that character to life.
1326
00:50:05,805 --> 00:50:08,074
You understood
what a Karen was.
1327
00:50:08,174 --> 00:50:10,510
I just think
you ran out of steam.
1328
00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:13,413
It felt like it became
the same thing over and over.
1329
00:50:13,513 --> 00:50:15,648
You have to keep it moving
to keep the comedy moving.
1330
00:50:15,749 --> 00:50:18,985
Yeah, I feel like I had a lot
of energy, came in really hot.
1331
00:50:19,085 --> 00:50:20,253
Yeah.
1332
00:50:20,353 --> 00:50:22,088
And didn't have
as many levels in there.
1333
00:50:22,188 --> 00:50:23,390
Yeah.
1334
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:25,525
Now in the runway
I was like, yes, ma'am.
1335
00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:28,828
And looking at this outfit
makes me miss
1336
00:50:28,928 --> 00:50:31,431
New York City late night.
- Mm.
1337
00:50:31,531 --> 00:50:33,500
I'm sure we partied
with a few club kids
1338
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,435
that dressed up like this
a few times.
1339
00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:38,438
I just want to get on
a ferry and ride all the way.
1340
00:50:39,773 --> 00:50:42,409
It's such a beautiful,
nostalgic moment
1341
00:50:42,509 --> 00:50:44,878
to see Lady Liberty,
especially in this moment,
1342
00:50:44,978 --> 00:50:47,447
with all that's going on
in the world around us.
1343
00:50:47,547 --> 00:50:50,417
- Would you ride a ferry?
- I'd ride a ferry with you.
1344
00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:54,921
All right, Nini.
Anything else you want to add?
1345
00:50:55,021 --> 00:50:57,190
You'll be hearing
from my lawyer.
1346
00:50:59,192 --> 00:51:00,627
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
1347
00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:01,895
All right.
Well, thank you, queens.
1348
00:51:01,995 --> 00:51:03,063
I think we've heard enough.
1349
00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:05,131
While you untuck backstage,
1350
00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:08,301
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1351
00:51:08,401 --> 00:51:12,205
All right, now just between us
girlfriends, what do you think?
1352
00:51:12,305 --> 00:51:14,340
Starting with Juicy Love Dion.
1353
00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:17,577
I was really proud of Juicy
in this challenge,
1354
00:51:17,677 --> 00:51:19,479
actually, as
Parking Spot Karen.
1355
00:51:19,579 --> 00:51:22,916
I agree that there were
enough viral moments in there.
1356
00:51:23,016 --> 00:51:24,284
Very, very funny.
1357
00:51:24,384 --> 00:51:27,253
I had no idea that she would
come through like that.
1358
00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:29,622
She did a really
good job tonight.
1359
00:51:29,723 --> 00:51:31,524
All right, let's talk
about Darlene Mitchell.
1360
00:51:31,624 --> 00:51:32,992
I felt you two
were together
1361
00:51:33,093 --> 00:51:34,861
and you were having
a great time.
1362
00:51:34,961 --> 00:51:37,630
One of the best bits for me
was actually you showing us
1363
00:51:37,731 --> 00:51:40,500
your credentials, Ru,
and singing and dancing.
1364
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,569
So when you can elevate
your scene partner,
1365
00:51:42,669 --> 00:51:43,970
that's one of the
signs of a great actor.
1366
00:51:44,070 --> 00:51:45,271
And she has that.
1367
00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:48,074
I love every single thing
about what she did,
1368
00:51:48,174 --> 00:51:50,577
apart from the fact
that she wasn't a Karen.
1369
00:51:50,677 --> 00:51:52,412
She was more like,
I'm a good Christian woman.
1370
00:51:52,512 --> 00:51:54,881
But I did like her
comedic timing with you, Ru.
1371
00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:57,016
She was down to play.
1372
00:51:57,117 --> 00:51:58,284
All right, Myki Meeks.
1373
00:51:58,385 --> 00:52:00,387
I've tried all of those
stunts in the car before
1374
00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:04,924
and I got arrested, so that
is definitely a real Karen.
1375
00:52:05,025 --> 00:52:07,093
Honey, I have
seen these women
1376
00:52:07,193 --> 00:52:08,962
get away with
all of these antics.
1377
00:52:09,062 --> 00:52:10,930
She just tried everything
she could think of
1378
00:52:11,031 --> 00:52:13,199
and it never felt forced.
1379
00:52:13,299 --> 00:52:14,367
All right.
Jane Don't.
1380
00:52:14,467 --> 00:52:16,903
She has set the bar
so high for herself.
1381
00:52:17,003 --> 00:52:19,973
She tried to
control it too much
1382
00:52:20,073 --> 00:52:21,474
is the best way I can say it.
1383
00:52:21,574 --> 00:52:22,976
And that's where
we can get lost,
1384
00:52:23,076 --> 00:52:24,644
when we're not
so much in the moment.
1385
00:52:24,744 --> 00:52:26,179
I think she was trying
to script it
1386
00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:28,782
more than just letting it--
letting it flow.
1387
00:52:28,882 --> 00:52:31,985
So if you threw something at
her, Ru, she didn't take it.
1388
00:52:32,085 --> 00:52:34,287
She didn't take the bait
and that happened a few times.
1389
00:52:34,387 --> 00:52:36,523
No, I don't think so.
See, you got to understand.
1390
00:52:36,623 --> 00:52:39,125
What she did was good,
but it just wasn't enough.
1391
00:52:39,225 --> 00:52:40,994
It certainly wasn't
Karen enough for me.
1392
00:52:41,094 --> 00:52:42,696
All right.
Nini Coco.
1393
00:52:42,796 --> 00:52:44,197
Now, Nini Coco
was the other one
1394
00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:46,032
who really knows
what a Karen is.
1395
00:52:46,132 --> 00:52:48,134
She got it.
She understood the assignment.
1396
00:52:48,234 --> 00:52:50,336
However, it felt like
she got stuck
1397
00:52:50,437 --> 00:52:53,540
and kept kind of driving home
the same persona.
1398
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,743
I think it's hard when you
start from such a high place.
1399
00:52:56,843 --> 00:52:57,844
Mm-hmm.
1400
00:52:57,944 --> 00:52:58,845
Because then
there's nowhere to go.
1401
00:52:58,945 --> 00:53:00,347
And I think that's
what happened.
1402
00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:01,881
Felt like there was
a lot of screaming
1403
00:53:01,981 --> 00:53:04,951
with not a lot of, you know,
meat and potatoes.
1404
00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:07,954
Silence.
I have made my decision.
1405
00:53:08,054 --> 00:53:10,323
Bring back my girls.
1406
00:53:10,657 --> 00:53:14,260
Welcome back, queens.
I've made some decisions.
1407
00:53:18,665 --> 00:53:24,437
Myki Meeks, your traffic stop
Karen was just the ticket.
1408
00:53:24,537 --> 00:53:26,139
Condragulations,
you're the winner
1409
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,741
of this week's challenge.
- Whew.
1410
00:53:27,841 --> 00:53:28,942
Let's fucking go.
1411
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:32,278
You've won a cash tip
of $5,000
1412
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:35,682
plus tickets to see
"Stop! That! Train!"
1413
00:53:35,782 --> 00:53:38,952
the first feature film
from the Drag Race universe,
1414
00:53:39,052 --> 00:53:40,487
in theaters this summer.
1415
00:53:40,587 --> 00:53:41,488
Wow.
1416
00:53:41,588 --> 00:53:44,124
I got my roses, bitch.
1417
00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:48,695
Oh, my God, Karens,
I will thank you this time.
1418
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,869
Darlene Mitchell,
in the challenge,
1419
00:53:55,969 --> 00:53:59,439
you were a little Karen-light,
1420
00:53:59,539 --> 00:54:02,909
but your runway
was a real pisser.
1421
00:54:04,778 --> 00:54:08,348
Juicy Love Dion,
your Parking Spot Karen,
1422
00:54:08,448 --> 00:54:11,951
was a little over the line,
1423
00:54:12,052 --> 00:54:15,255
but your runway was purrfect.
1424
00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:20,460
Juicy Love Dion,
1425
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,096
you are safe.
1426
00:54:23,196 --> 00:54:24,431
Thank you so much.
1427
00:54:24,531 --> 00:54:26,666
You may step to the back
of the stage.
1428
00:54:26,766 --> 00:54:27,667
Thank you.
1429
00:54:27,767 --> 00:54:28,702
Meow.
1430
00:54:31,037 --> 00:54:32,005
Darlene Mitchell...
1431
00:54:35,408 --> 00:54:38,344
you are safe.
1432
00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:43,917
You may join the other girls.
1433
00:54:44,017 --> 00:54:46,753
Thank you.
1434
00:54:46,853 --> 00:54:49,422
Nini Coco, Jane Don't.
1435
00:54:49,522 --> 00:54:54,527
I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.
1436
00:54:54,627 --> 00:54:58,665
I have come way too far and
I have spent way too much time
1437
00:54:58,765 --> 00:55:02,369
and energy and anxiety
to get to this spot.
1438
00:55:02,469 --> 00:55:04,371
So I'm going to do
what I need to do
1439
00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:07,707
to get through this shit
so that I can be at the end.
1440
00:55:07,807 --> 00:55:10,744
Two queens stand before me.
1441
00:55:10,844 --> 00:55:14,681
Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me
1442
00:55:14,781 --> 00:55:18,218
and save yourself
from elimination.
1443
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:22,889
For the first time
in the entire competition,
1444
00:55:22,989 --> 00:55:25,158
the spectacular Jane
is in the bottom
1445
00:55:25,258 --> 00:55:26,793
and she's up against me.
1446
00:55:26,893 --> 00:55:31,264
And that is bad news for her.
1447
00:55:31,364 --> 00:55:33,066
Time has come...
1448
00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:36,936
For you to Lip Sync
1449
00:55:37,037 --> 00:55:40,407
for Your Life.
1450
00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:46,312
Good luck.
1451
00:55:46,413 --> 00:55:49,549
And don't fuck it up.
1452
00:55:53,887 --> 00:55:57,590
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1453
00:55:57,691 --> 00:56:01,394
♪ Go get your friends
and meet me on the floor ♪
1454
00:56:01,494 --> 00:56:05,198
♪ You're out of candy,
I can get you more ♪
1455
00:56:05,298 --> 00:56:08,868
♪ You've started slurrin'
and I start to squeal ♪
1456
00:56:08,968 --> 00:56:12,205
♪ I'm fallin' over
in my nine-inch heels ♪
1457
00:56:12,305 --> 00:56:13,340
♪ Come on ♪
1458
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,008
♪ So hit the lights ♪
1459
00:56:15,108 --> 00:56:16,676
♪ Come on and hit me,
come on ♪
1460
00:56:16,776 --> 00:56:19,412
♪ DJ, hit the lights ♪
- Let's go.
1461
00:56:19,512 --> 00:56:23,149
♪ I could be your girlfriend
for the weekend ♪
1462
00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:27,020
♪ You could be my boyfriend
for the night ♪
1463
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,657
♪ My excuse to make
a bad decision ♪
1464
00:56:30,757 --> 00:56:34,661
♪ Bodies gettin' close
under the lights ♪
1465
00:56:34,761 --> 00:56:36,296
♪ Oh ♪
1466
00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:39,265
♪ I've been feelin'
this familiar feeling ♪
1467
00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:42,402
♪ Like I've known you
my whole life ♪
1468
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:43,670
♪ Oh ♪
1469
00:56:43,770 --> 00:56:46,773
♪ Take you to
the Garden of Eden ♪
1470
00:56:46,873 --> 00:56:50,343
♪ Poison apple, take a bite ♪
1471
00:56:50,443 --> 00:56:51,745
♪ Oh ♪
1472
00:56:51,845 --> 00:56:54,180
♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪
1473
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,515
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1474
00:56:55,615 --> 00:56:58,284
♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪
1475
00:56:58,385 --> 00:56:59,285
♪ Come on ♪
1476
00:56:59,386 --> 00:57:00,987
♪ So hit the lights ♪
1477
00:57:01,087 --> 00:57:02,922
♪ Come on and hit me,
come on ♪
1478
00:57:03,023 --> 00:57:05,592
♪ DJ, hit the lights ♪
1479
00:57:05,692 --> 00:57:06,726
♪ Oh, come on ♪
1480
00:57:06,826 --> 00:57:08,561
♪ So hit the lights ♪
1481
00:57:08,661 --> 00:57:10,597
♪ Come on and hit me,
come on ♪
1482
00:57:10,697 --> 00:57:13,099
♪ DJ, hit the lights ♪
1483
00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:16,403
♪ I could be your girlfriend
for the weekend ♪
1484
00:57:16,503 --> 00:57:19,005
The bitch does a cartwheel,
1485
00:57:19,105 --> 00:57:21,775
back tuck,
and sticks the landing.
1486
00:57:23,176 --> 00:57:24,110
Period.
1487
00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:26,713
♪ Make a bad decision ♪
1488
00:57:26,813 --> 00:57:30,684
♪ Bodies gettin' close
under the lights ♪
1489
00:57:30,784 --> 00:57:32,152
♪ Oh ♪
1490
00:57:32,252 --> 00:57:34,854
♪ I've been feeling
this familiar feeling ♪
1491
00:57:34,954 --> 00:57:38,158
♪ Like I've known you
my whole life ♪
1492
00:57:38,258 --> 00:57:39,659
♪ Oh ♪
1493
00:57:39,759 --> 00:57:42,495
♪ Take you to
the Garden of Eden ♪
1494
00:57:42,595 --> 00:57:45,598
♪ Poison apple, take a bite ♪
1495
00:57:45,699 --> 00:57:47,167
♪ Oh ♪
1496
00:57:47,267 --> 00:57:50,937
♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪
1497
00:57:51,037 --> 00:57:54,674
♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪
1498
00:57:54,774 --> 00:57:58,578
♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪
1499
00:57:58,678 --> 00:58:01,848
♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪
1500
00:58:05,418 --> 00:58:06,386
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1501
00:58:06,486 --> 00:58:07,787
Hey!
1502
00:58:09,856 --> 00:58:10,890
♪ Ooh ♪
1503
00:58:14,327 --> 00:58:17,097
Whoo!
1504
00:58:17,197 --> 00:58:18,598
- Good job, girls.
- Good job, girls.
1505
00:58:18,698 --> 00:58:20,433
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
1506
00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:21,601
Get that Gaga follow.
1507
00:58:23,903 --> 00:58:27,440
Queens,
I've made my decision.
1508
00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:37,984
Nini Coco, shantay, you stay.
1509
00:58:39,652 --> 00:58:41,287
You may join the other girls.
1510
00:58:41,388 --> 00:58:42,522
Thank you.
1511
00:58:54,901 --> 00:58:59,672
Jane, my queen,
you are a star.
1512
00:58:59,773 --> 00:59:03,777
Never take don't for an answer.
1513
00:59:03,877 --> 00:59:06,913
Now sashay away.
1514
00:59:07,013 --> 00:59:09,949
Thank you for everything.
1515
00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:18,391
Oh, um...
1516
00:59:18,491 --> 00:59:20,827
uh...
1517
00:59:26,466 --> 00:59:29,502
I am surprised,
but I mean,
1518
00:59:29,602 --> 00:59:35,041
you know, I did my best
and I killed it and...
1519
00:59:36,976 --> 00:59:38,645
I think I deserved
to go to the end.
1520
00:59:38,745 --> 00:59:40,847
But this has been
really amazing
1521
00:59:40,947 --> 00:59:43,883
and I love these girls so much.
1522
00:59:43,983 --> 00:59:46,987
It doesn't really feel like--
1523
00:59:47,087 --> 00:59:48,655
there's much else to say.
1524
00:59:50,457 --> 00:59:52,759
Yeah.
Catch you on the flip.
1525
00:59:58,098 --> 01:00:00,233
Condragulations, queens.
1526
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:02,836
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1527
01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:04,804
how in the hell are you going
to love somebody else?
1528
01:00:04,904 --> 01:00:06,506
Can I get an amen up in here?
1529
01:00:06,606 --> 01:00:07,774
all: Amen.
1530
01:00:07,874 --> 01:00:09,609
All right,
now let the music play.
1531
01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:11,911
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1532
01:00:12,012 --> 01:00:14,280
♪ Good luck and don't, uh ♪
1533
01:00:14,381 --> 01:00:17,784
♪ Good luck,
and don't F it up, up, up ♪
1534
01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:22,956
Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...
1535
01:00:23,523 --> 01:00:27,260
You'll be cohosting
"Good Morning Bitches."
1536
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,429
Can I just put my--oh, yep.
1537
01:00:29,529 --> 01:00:30,563
There you go. Yeah.
1538
01:00:30,664 --> 01:00:32,165
You're just stopping
at a certain point.
1539
01:00:32,265 --> 01:00:34,934
You're gonna need
a tarp and an ax.
1540
01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:36,236
Oh! Whoa, hey, whoa.
1541
01:00:36,336 --> 01:00:37,937
Can't say that on television.
1542
01:00:38,038 --> 01:00:40,740
Fucking chef's kiss
from head to toe.
1543
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,576
Everything you did
was incorrect.
1544
01:00:44,911 --> 01:00:46,746
It's almost too much
for my brain to handle
1545
01:00:46,846 --> 01:00:49,816
to think that one of us
has made it this far
1546
01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:52,185
and the belt's just
gonna go, chop.
1547
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,157
♪ Good luck and don't,
good luck and don't ♪
1548
01:00:57,257 --> 01:00:59,926
♪ Good luck
and don't F it up ♪
1549
01:01:00,026 --> 01:01:01,261
♪ F it up ♪
1550
01:01:01,361 --> 01:01:02,662
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1551
01:01:02,762 --> 01:01:04,998
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
1552
01:01:05,098 --> 01:01:08,468
♪ Good luck and don't
F it up, up, up ♪
1553
01:01:08,568 --> 01:01:10,070
♪ Give yourself permission ♪
1554
01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:11,304
♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪
1555
01:01:11,404 --> 01:01:12,539
♪ F it up ♪
1556
01:01:12,639 --> 01:01:13,873
♪ Give yourself permission ♪
1557
01:01:13,973 --> 01:01:15,241
♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪
1558
01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:17,577
♪ 'Cause you're not
like other bitches ♪
1559
01:01:17,677 --> 01:01:19,412
♪ Show me
something different ♪