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- Previously
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...
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You need to use one
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of your eliminated sister's
materials...
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- Whoa!
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- To create festive fashions.
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- It had a lot of safety pins.
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I wasn't expecting
how many safety pins
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it was gonna have.
- There are 800.
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- Bitch, safety pins was not
in that goddamn suitcase.
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- That's some shenanigans.
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- Jane Don't.
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- You have done
a miraculous job on it.
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- Kenya Pleaser.
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- So technically well done.
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I think this silhouette
has perfect balance.
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- I'd like to say one of you
is a winner, baby.
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But first,
I need to see you lip-sync.
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Jane Don't,
you're a winner, baby.
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[cheers and applause]
- Yes, queen.
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[upbeat music]
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- Whoo-hoo!
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- Oh, my God, honey.
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Ooh, honey!
- Yes.
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- We're back in the Werk Room.
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And nobody was eliminated,
even though everybody thought
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somebody should be eliminated.
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[softly]
Discord.
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- Oh, my God.
Oh.
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Half of 14 still.
- Hey.
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- Shit.
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- Still seven.
- Still seven.
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- Why is there still seven
of us?
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That's annoying.
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I was ready to get
the number shorter.
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Sorry, Discord.
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- Discord?
- Yes.
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- How do you feel post
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the "who should go home"
question?
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- Who should go home
tonight, and why?
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- I'm afraid I would have
to say Discord.
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- Yes, the safety pins
look great,
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but it was not in the box.
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- I would say Discord.
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- Discord was not
as resourceful.
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- I'll say Discord.
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- Discord could have
pushed it further
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with using some other fabrics.
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[dramatic music]
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- It does suck to have every
single person say your name.
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But it was, like,
pretty safety pin-based.
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If you make it
a part of your brand,
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you can have as many exposed
safety pins as you want.
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- She didn't care
that she broke
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the rules of the challenge,
and she still stayed.
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So, annoying.
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- All I heard was that Iman
said I should be a designer.
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I forgot that you guys want me
to go home
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because Iman wants me to be
a designer.
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My outfit is
very clearly beautiful.
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If all the girls
would not have named me,
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I could have been in the top.
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Maybe I'll be in the top
next week.
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- Now, I think I need to be
drinking whatever the fuck
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Ms. Addams' delusional ass
is drinking,
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because, bitch, it's working.
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She does not give a fuck--
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a flying fuck, actually--
what we have to think.
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- Well, Jane, congrats.
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Jane, extra congrats.
[cheers and applause]
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- Congrats, Janey.
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- This was, like, the first
time in this competition
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where I was sweating.
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So I'm feeling shockingly...
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confident.
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Maybe I'm actually
kind of good at this.
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I am the first queen
in the competition
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to get to three wins.
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And I feel like this cements me
as the front-runner.
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And I am just ready to take
that energy and keep it moving.
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- Kenya, the very first week,
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you were near the bottom
for the design,
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and now you're in
the top for design.
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- To be in the top two
for design challenge--
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- You better work.
- Jesus!
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Oh, Lord, Patti, Lord--
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I need buy a Patti Pie
as soon as I get home.
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- Patti Pie.
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- I want a Patti Pie
right now, bitch.
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Jane, is this how it feels?
Like...
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- It's nice, right?
[laughter]
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- Honey, I've had
a mid-season turnaround.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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And for the past two weeks,
I feel like
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I've been killing
these challenges.
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But I'm getting edged
and edged and edged.
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And, bitch, I need to bust.
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Bitch, I want to win.
I came close.
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She snatched it out my bosom.
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- "I'm Jane Don't.
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I don't do anything bad
'cause I win everything!"
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God damn it!
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- I'm one of the few girls
without a win.
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And Jane has been in the top
every single week.
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And it would be so nice
to see her at least safe.
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- Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
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- Kenya, you're going
to "Showgirls" Jane?
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- Yeah, I'm gonna piss
in her contact solution.
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- I'm gonna Nancy Kerrigan
those kneecaps.
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[laughter]
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[engine turning over, revs]
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- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
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The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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will snatch an official
makeup collaboration
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with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics
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and a cash prize of $200,000,
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courtesy of
"RuPaul's Drag Race
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Match Queen,"
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with extra-special guest judge
Atsuko Okatsuka.
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♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
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♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪
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[upbeat music]
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- It's a new day!
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Ooh.
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It is a brand-new day
in the Werk Room.
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And, bitch,
I feel good, honey.
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I'm still relishing off of my
top placement from last week.
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- It does feel good
that we did a whole challenge,
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and they were like,
you all are too sickening,
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so we got to keep you all.
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- Do you think there could be--
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the judges could catch up
and do a double elimination?
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- Nini...
- Girl, stop.
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- Let's not--like,
why would you even, like,
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play with that right now?
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- We're always having a good
time, and then here comes Nini.
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[siren blaring]
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[all screaming]
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- Ooh, girl, she done already
done had herses.
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- Herses.
- Herses.
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- Ru Rule number 87--
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throwing shade takes
a bit of creativity.
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Being a bitch takes none.
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- Ooh!
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- Nini.
[laughter]
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- Hello, hello, hello.
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all: Hi.
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- You're looking
very dapper today.
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- Suit realness.
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- My lucky seven, good morning.
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all:
Good morning, Ru.
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- I want you to stop
and take a moment
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to celebrate the sweet
smell of success...
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because for today's
Mini Challenge,
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you need to say it
and spray it,
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as you make
sensational perfume videos.
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- Oh, I love it.
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- I love the smell.
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- First, you'll select
one of the transformational
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fragrances provided
by Scentbird.
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Then you'll get into quick
before-and-after drag.
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And in the end, the queen
who comes out smelling
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like a rose wins.
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- Smell the skin, darling.
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- All of it.
- All of it.
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- Ready, scent, spray.
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- Scentbird New York.
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- So many to choose from.
- Open those nostrils, ladies.
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- The first step
in this Mini Challenge
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is picking which fragrance
we will be making our ad for.
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- Whoa.
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I think I'm going
to choose this one.
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- Now that we've
chosen our fragrances,
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it's time to go
make a commercial.
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- Okay, queens, let's take
a look at your perfume videos.
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Jane Don't.
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- You kiss your mother
with that mouth?
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Bitch Please,
by Confessions of a Rebel.
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I'm not delusional.
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You are!
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[pop music]
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- Darlene Mitchell.
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- Life is 80% aspiration,
20%...
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[sniffs]
Perspiration.
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Steamed Rainbow
by D.S. & Durga.
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Smell all my colors.
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[laughter]
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[playful music]
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- Discord Addams.
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- I've never met a stranger
that I didn't love.
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[rock music]
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Oh, Yes, by Confessions
of a Rebel,
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for the gal who has
everything--
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[softly]
Except boundaries.
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- Myki Meeks.
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- Men say
I'm high-maintenance.
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I prefer luxury model.
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I'm Expensive
by Deck of Scarlet,
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for the bitch
who's fully loaded.
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- Whore, for she who is.
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- Oh, yes, bitch.
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[pop music]
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- Juicy Love Dion.
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- People say I'm full of it.
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And they're right.
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Intention by Fluid Project.
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That's my power
you're smelling.
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[sniffs]
Ooh.
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- Kenya Pleaser.
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- I like my wigs how
I like my relationships--
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messy.
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Dirty Peach by Heretic.
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Bad choices smell good.
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[dramatic music]
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[laughter]
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- Nini Coco.
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- What's love got
to do with it?
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You tell me.
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Catch Feelings by 5 Sens.
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I'm not angry.
I'm just disappointed.
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- Yeah!
[applause]
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- Ladykins,
you are all smell-oquent.
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[laughter]
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But one of you hit
just the right top note.
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The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is...
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Myki Meeks.
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- Oh, my God.
[cheers and applause]
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Yay!
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Another Mini Challenge win?
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I'm on a hot streak.
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- You've won a cash prize
of $2,500...
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- Yes. Oh, my gosh.
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- Courtesy of Scentbird.
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- Thank you, Scentbird.
[clicks tongue]
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- My queens,
in the "Drag Race" multiverse,
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there is one superstar
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who is truly out of her mind.
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[laughter]
- Only one?
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- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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you'll be toasting
and roasting the winner
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of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Global All Stars"...
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- Oh, my God.
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- Alyssa Edwards.
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[cheers and applause]
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- The one and only Ms...
[clicks tongue] Alyssa Edwards.
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You know,
the bitch from season 5,
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the bitch from "All Stars 2,"
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and the winner
of "Global All Stars."
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- And, remember,
she don't get cute.
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She gets...
all: Drop dead gorgeous.
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- Alyssa is known
for her tongue pops...
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- [clicks tongue]
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- Her floor work
as Annie Oakley,
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fighting with Coco Montrese...
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- Girl, look how orange
you fucking look, girl.
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- For her many,
many catchphrases.
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- Back rolls?
257
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,593
- Gila monster?
258
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,128
- Rigga Morris, girl.
259
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,697
- You think you're
clever, don't you?
260
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,632
- Now, later today
you'll workshop
261
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,435
your toast material
with Michelle Visage
262
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:07,340
and the she-larious
Atsuko Okatsuka.
263
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,342
- Oh!
- I love her.
264
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,710
I love roasts.
265
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,313
This is such
an essential component
266
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,982
of what being
a drag queen is about.
267
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,150
It's reading.
268
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,219
It's comedy writing.
269
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,554
So I'm extremely excited
to do this.
270
00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,423
- Now, tomorrow
on the main stage,
271
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,826
you'll raise your glasses
and asses
272
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:30,330
as you give a toast
to Alyssa Edwards.
273
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,766
[clicks tongue]
274
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,601
- At this point
in the competition,
275
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,503
it's really important
to get a win.
276
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:41,074
But I don't really quite know
how to roast.
277
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,743
- Now, Myki, as the winner
of today's Mini Challenge,
278
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:46,346
you get to pick
the toast order.
279
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,115
- Oh.
- Ooh.
280
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,518
- Racers, start your engines,
281
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,486
and may the best
drag queen win.
282
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,689
- Yes!
283
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,457
- For this roast,
everybody's fair game,
284
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,559
including the other queens.
285
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,328
And the queens feel
that I come in hot.
286
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,364
So every time that
I say anything,
287
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,534
it's getting hit with,
ooh, whoa, whoa.
288
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,170
And now I've got to roast
these girls.
289
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,205
Ugh.
290
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,310
- This week's Maxi Challenge,
we are roasting and toasting
291
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,579
the one and only
Ms. Alyssa Edwards.
292
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,314
- Oh, I can't say that.
Oh, I can't say--
293
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,982
- Oh, I can't say that.
- I can't say that.
294
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,751
- And, girl, I'm excited.
295
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,187
I feel like I'm a funny bitch.
296
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,588
- I've never roasted.
297
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,857
I'm not a roaster.
- That's so strange.
298
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:34,094
You are such a mean,
despicable person.
299
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,962
I would have figured this
is in your wheelhouse.
300
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,831
- I would think that...
301
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,433
[laughing]
302
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,502
- I'm sorry?
303
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,338
That's where you go, you too.
304
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,607
- So, for this roast,
I'm just kind of coming up
305
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,477
with words that I find funny.
306
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,880
It's time for Alyssa Edwards
to quit drag, full stop.
307
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,782
[laughing]
Bitch, sit your ass down
308
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,851
and shut the hell up, bitch.
309
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,420
- Darlene, that's not a joke.
310
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,655
- [laughing]
Oh.
311
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,625
- Anyway, who do you think's
going home this week?
312
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,461
- Well, with the flames
coming off of this paper,
313
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,697
not gonna be me, girl.
314
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,832
I'm making myself laugh.
315
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,869
[laughter]
316
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,804
So I'm hoping that
that translates.
317
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,205
- Ooh, yeah.
318
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,142
Get those hands nice and warm
'cause of the heat
319
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,810
coming out of here.
320
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,279
[upbeat music]
321
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,051
I get to pick the order
of the roast,
322
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,285
which is a bit daunting.
323
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,586
- Are you trying to be shady,
324
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,622
or are you trying to, like,
make it a good roast,
325
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,390
or both,
or a little bit of both?
326
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,159
- Both. It's top seven.
- Yeah.
327
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,162
- I have to be strategic
in some ways.
328
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,098
- If I was her,
I would be shady boots.
329
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,567
But don't do that to me.
[laughs]
330
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,135
Bitch, don't do that to me.
331
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,470
Myki, stop!
332
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,140
- Hi.
333
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,175
- Hello.
- Hi.
334
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,243
- Class is in session.
335
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,612
- It is time to meet up
with our comedy coaches.
336
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,614
I have set the order
of the roast.
337
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,249
And we're doing a table read.
338
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,852
So that means we're all hearing
each other's critiques.
339
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,921
- Oh, my gosh,
with the notebooks.
340
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,923
- They're going to need them.
- Yep.
341
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,825
- Say hello to Atsuko Okatsuka.
342
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,426
- Hello.
- Hello.
343
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,429
- Hi. Hi. Oh, my gosh.
Nice to meet you.
344
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,898
- She is a comedian,
actress, and writer.
345
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,768
And she's here to help
with your toast jokes.
346
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,370
- I am so excited to be here.
347
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,672
And, yeah, let's have fun.
348
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,574
- Starting with Discord.
- Hi.
349
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,275
- Now, Discord,
you're the first up.
350
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,245
Myki, you did the order.
- I did.
351
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,981
- Was that sabotage,
putting Discord first?
352
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,084
- Last week we all said
that she should gone home.
353
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,453
So I do think it's a chance
to push herself.
354
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,255
- All is fair in love and drag.
355
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,657
How do you feel about that?
356
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,026
- I've done roasts before.
357
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,662
And then they're like,
wow, you actually are funny.
358
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:49,763
- Okay.
359
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,765
So you're setting the bar
kind of high,
360
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,567
saying that this is
kind of your wheelhouse.
361
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,203
- Yeah. I go into everything
delusionally confident, so...
362
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,772
- And I love that.
363
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,340
So let's see what
you're working with.
364
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,808
- When Alyssa takes off
her makeup,
365
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,143
the features are gone, honey.
366
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,111
I've seen more chin
on an earthworm.
367
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,646
- [laughs]
- What else you got?
368
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,214
- The only thing getting
older than RuPaul
369
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,116
are jokes
about RuPaul being old.
370
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,251
Seriously, girls,
371
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,086
the material's
right in front of you.
372
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,422
Test her memory.
Quick, Ru, what's her name?
373
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,623
- I like it.
374
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,326
- You did do her a favor
by putting her first.
375
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,360
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
376
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,795
Incredible start.
377
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,398
- This is one challenge that
I feel I can really excel at.
378
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,501
And if I can just beat
Jane out this time,
379
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,569
I could get a win here.
380
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,937
- Jane Don't, you come up
381
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,006
right after Discord.
- Yes.
382
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,674
- So what was your thinking
with that?
383
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,576
- Don't be near Jane.
384
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,144
[laughter]
- Hey!
385
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,847
- Well, I decided
to take a real left turn.
386
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,182
- Oh.
- And we're starting
387
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,783
with a "Michelle is a whore"
joke.
388
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,086
- Yeah. No, my favorite.
My favorite.
389
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,388
- Uh, Michelle has had
so many men from New Jersey
390
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,557
inside of her that when you
hold her vagina up to your ear,
391
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,392
you can hear Bon Jovi.
392
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,527
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
393
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:55,729
- Wow.
- Don't tell me any more.
394
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,964
I want to laugh.
You got it.
395
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,233
- I am following Jane, the
funniest bitch in the room.
396
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,434
Oh, shit.
397
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,404
I have a tough act
to follow, don't I?
398
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,373
- Juicy Love Dion,
are you nervous?
399
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,941
How you feeling
about this, Juicy?
400
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,377
- I wouldn't necessarily
consider myself a comedian.
401
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,246
- Okay. No.
I know you're a dancing queen.
402
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,581
- I know I'm following Jane.
403
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,050
I definitely have to keep
the energy up.
404
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,518
But she's--
- Not just energy.
405
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,020
You need to have confidence.
- Yes.
406
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,521
- Here we go, Juice.
407
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:25,025
- My name is Juicy Love Dion,
and I promise I'm not dumb.
408
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,627
I just have bad luck thinking.
[laughter]
409
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,564
But enough about me being born
from the top of a ladder.
410
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,600
- Wait, I don't get it.
Being born--
411
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,235
- Like, dropped
from the top of--
412
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,569
dropped on your head as a baby.
413
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,538
- If you have to explain it...
414
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,507
- It's pretty funny, you know?
415
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,108
You're born
from the top of a ladder.
416
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,344
Like, you're instantly
dropped on your head.
417
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,913
That's what--that's--Okay.
418
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,616
I'm not getting any laughs
in the room right now.
419
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,019
[laughing]
420
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,722
- If you're gonna lean into,
like, I'm dumb...
421
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,990
- Yes.
422
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,291
- Bring a character to it.
423
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,726
- Okay.
- Right?
424
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,695
- And that could be in your
inflection, in your delivery.
425
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,931
- Think of people
who have made it their thing.
426
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,801
Goldie Hawn, Jessica Simpson.
- Mm-hmm. Yes.
427
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,302
- If you're gonna do it,
428
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,837
then do it...
429
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,007
- Mm-hmm.
- If that's what you choose.
430
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,375
Darlene Mitchell.
431
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,577
- Do you have, like,
a joke that you might do?
432
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,245
- Yeah, yeah,
Alyssa was stripped
433
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,514
of her 2010
Miss Gay America title
434
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,249
for conflicts of interest
with the organization.
435
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,818
The real conflict of interest
436
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,519
that she should be
concerned with
437
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,856
is how those shoulders still
don't match those hips.
438
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,224
- It's a long way to go
for that punch line.
439
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,659
- You're gonna get
through one girl.
440
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,793
- Okay.
441
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,296
Alyssa was one of the most
talented dancers
442
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,865
this show has ever seen,
but now a jump split
443
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,334
is more like a jump splat.
444
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,571
[laughter]
445
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,339
- Discord,
you're writing a lot.
446
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,540
- Yeah.
447
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,109
Are you writing jokes,
or are you copying jokes?
448
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,377
- Oh.
449
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,612
Darlene's really, really bad
joke that she just told,
450
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,814
I promise you
I'm not stealing that.
451
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,716
- Jump splat!
452
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,052
- Yeah, that's a good one.
- Underline.
453
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,454
- Arrietty over here.
454
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,757
- You have a really twisted
sense of humor.
455
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,526
So it's just waiting
to come out.
456
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,396
But it's got to be grand enough
for us to see that.
457
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,098
Otherwise, it'll be like, ooh.
- [laughing] Yeah.
458
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,900
- Yeah, lean
into the physical humor, too.
459
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,135
- Okay.
460
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,136
- Nini Coco.
461
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,337
- Hello.
- Hi.
462
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,938
- Should I try some
of the Alyssa jokes?
463
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,073
- Sure.
- Okay.
464
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,408
There's a few things
I know about Texas.
465
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,209
Everything is bigger there.
466
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,979
And by everything,
I mean Alyssa's old overbite.
467
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,347
- Ooh! Okay.
468
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,215
- I feel like I look
like Alyssa Edwards
469
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,584
if Alyssa Edwards
was good at makeup.
470
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,088
[laughs]
471
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,691
The jokes that I want to tell
are not landing.
472
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:41,928
And I'm trying to shrink myself
because I don't want to...
473
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,697
I don't know.
474
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,298
I got to figure this out.
475
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,034
I feel like something
I struggle with is the girls,
476
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,170
they always say that
I come in really hot
477
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,638
with shade sometimes.
478
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,274
- Who says that about you?
- I think everybody.
479
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,575
- Everybody.
480
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,011
- The tough part for me is,
I do laugh along with it.
481
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,246
But, like, you know,
sometimes I feel like now
482
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,916
when I do speak up,
they're always just like,
483
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,651
whoa, no matter what I say,
484
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,220
even if it's like the girl
next to me says the same thing.
485
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,157
I'm trying to just make sure
that I still show them love
486
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,592
and not just, like, feel
487
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,427
like I'm attacking them
all the time.
488
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,929
- It sounds to me
489
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,098
like this could potentially
hold you back.
490
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,666
I do not want you to do that.
491
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,801
Maybe you're just not skilled
at reading the room.
492
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,737
- I feel like
I'm getting caught up
493
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,106
in my own social anxiety
about all of this.
494
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,709
And I'm getting so stifled
by what I can and cannot do.
495
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,946
And it's causing me to spiral.
496
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:34,948
[groans]
497
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,183
- You've heard me say it
a million times.
498
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,918
There's a fine line
between mean...
499
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:40,020
- Right.
500
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,955
- And roasting somebody,
or mean and shady.
501
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,624
Shade is said with a wink-wink,
nudge-nudge behind it.
502
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,926
- Yeah.
- You can do it, Nini.
503
00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:48,695
Now, Kenya, you are funny.
504
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,096
- Thank you.
- And you light up a room.
505
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,565
You are filled with charisma.
506
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,867
But are you filled with jokes?
507
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,335
- Michelle,
I'm going to fucking try.
508
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,536
- Go on, Kenya.
509
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,238
- My time in this competition
is a lot
510
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,407
like my dating history,
a lot of bottoming
511
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,777
while a tall Black man tells me
to beat my inner saboteur.
512
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:06,312
Speaking of inner saboteur,
hi, Darlene.
513
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,248
Can I borrow some
of those lovely bricks
514
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,016
that you call shoes?
515
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,052
- You have
your perspective down.
516
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,953
So you have, like,
the hard part down.
517
00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:16,356
Yeah, it's really just then
committing to that voice.
518
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,258
- Right.
- Myki Meeks.
519
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,527
- Hi.
- Myki, you put yourself last.
520
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,495
- I did.
- Wow.
521
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,865
- She wants to be the closer.
522
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,001
All right, let's hear some
of the stuff that you got.
523
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,369
- Okay.
[clears throat]
524
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,104
Last year, Alyssa was crowned
525
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,540
Queen of
the Mothertucking World.
526
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,508
We're never getting
out of this trade war.
527
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,676
- Okay.
528
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,211
- Alyssa's idea
of foreign policy
529
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,848
is ordering extra breadsticks
at Olive Garden.
530
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,952
Alyssa embodies everything
about C-U-N-T,
531
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:50,056
charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and testosterone.
532
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,191
[laughter]
533
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,225
- I think it's good.
534
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,361
Any questions for us?
535
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,297
- Do y'all validate parking?
[laughs]
536
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,333
- It's a little...
- Oh, yeah. Time's up.
537
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,836
After meeting with the comedy
coaches, part of me is like,
538
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:05,171
is this good enough?
539
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:09,075
Do I have what it takes
to close out the roast?
540
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,411
Can I live to the expectation?
541
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,413
I don't know. I don't know.
542
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,848
♪ ♪
543
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,418
[upbeat music]
544
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,719
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.
545
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,920
- Whoa.
Whoa.
546
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:22,789
- Feeling it today.
Feeling it.
547
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,157
Today's the day
we will be delivering
548
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,460
a roast in front of Alyssa
herself and the judges.
549
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,397
And I am nervous.
550
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:34,367
This is gonna be something.
[laughs]
551
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,837
- Here comes Darlene,
dragging her little cart.
552
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,906
- You look like you're
selling Mary Kay.
553
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,676
- Kenya Pleaser.
554
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,078
- Myki.
555
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:46,446
How are you feeling?
556
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,314
- I woke up
kind of on the wrong side
557
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,816
of the bed this morning.
- Why?
558
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,851
- I think the anxiety
got to me a little bit.
559
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,320
To be honest, I'm a little
in my head right now.
560
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,924
I'm feeling the pressure
of having to close the roast.
561
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:01,961
So, overnight,
I rewrote the roast.
562
00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:05,365
After the rewrites
and looking at the material,
563
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,134
I think I found
what I want to say.
564
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,669
It's a little pressure
closing it out.
565
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,870
And I did that to myself.
566
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,505
- Girl, I'm going
right before you.
567
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,007
- Yes.
How do you feel?
568
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,842
- I feel very good.
- Yeah?
569
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,311
- She's feeling good
from her head to her shoes.
570
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,146
- Attitude, bitch, down.
- Right.
571
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,015
- I feel like
it's in a good place.
572
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,017
But, honey, I fucked up
Snatch Game.
573
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,386
[playing flute]
574
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,887
I cannot fuck this up.
575
00:21:27,988 --> 00:21:29,923
It's showtime, folks.
576
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:34,394
And I need to--I need to get up
in this gig, girl.
577
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,363
- How are we feeling?
- I don't know.
578
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,832
I feel like this whole process
has really...
579
00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:42,068
let me know that my brain
works so differently
580
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,003
than everyone else in the room.
581
00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:45,338
You know what I mean?
582
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:49,009
It's not the typical, like,
setup, setup, punch line.
583
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:51,411
Here's the knife.
You know what I mean?
584
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,646
It's not gonna be how
the other girls are technically
585
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,181
putting together a roast joke,
586
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:58,118
but I'm gonna get some laughs,
I hope.
587
00:21:58,218 --> 00:22:00,787
A different flavor is
sometimes appreciated.
588
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,656
But sometimes
a different flavor can flop.
589
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,258
[laughing]
So...
590
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,326
It's a big swing.
591
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,694
But at this point
in the competition,
592
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,630
without having a win,
I need to swing big.
593
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:13,166
[upbeat music]
594
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,502
- How's yours going, Nini?
- I think it's funny.
595
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:18,004
- Did you keep some
of your signature Nini sting?
596
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,673
- Ah.
You know, we'll see.
597
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,308
It's elimination day,
and I'm nervous.
598
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:25,478
I feel that the table read
was interesting.
599
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,614
A lot of feelings were put out
on the table.
600
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,350
I'm still trying to connect
all the dots.
601
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,085
- All right, I'm gonna
check in with Nini.
602
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:35,021
Nini seems to be having
603
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,457
a tough time
getting her footing.
604
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,726
Nini, how are you feeling?
- Hi, Miss Jane.
605
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:43,029
- I know yesterday
you were feeling emocional.
606
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:46,166
- Mm, yeah.
- How are we with that today?
607
00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:47,500
- I don't know.
608
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,569
Like, this whole competition,
I've been telling myself,
609
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,037
like, I know who I am.
610
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,572
I know what I can do,
all this stuff.
611
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,541
But then it's in those moments
that these insecurities
612
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:55,909
crack through.
613
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:58,445
And I'm like, what the fuck
is going on?
614
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,214
I...
615
00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:02,582
I think Michelle was right.
616
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,651
It's like, I sometimes don't
know how to read the room.
617
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,087
And I'm trying
to figure out, like...
618
00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:09,689
I want to connect with y'all,
and I, like,
619
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,558
struggle to do that in moments.
620
00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,360
- It's okay that sometimes
you just, like,
621
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,761
kind of come in hot.
622
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,830
To my mind, what seems like
it might be helpful is like,
623
00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:19,165
I do think you just need to,
like, own it a little bit.
624
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,401
It's better to just
own that and be like,
625
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,903
that just is who
you are, I think,
626
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,405
than to get
in your head about it,
627
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,108
because in my experience,
that's when those moments get,
628
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,442
like, worse.
629
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,144
And I think, you know,
obviously, it sounds like
630
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,513
we could all probably stand to
be a bit more, like, sensitive
631
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,849
about not, like, going in
quite so hard on it.
632
00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,784
- I do just want to, like,
ki with the girls.
633
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,252
I don't want to have
to tiptoe around y'all.
634
00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:40,854
I don't want y'all having
to tiptoe around me.
635
00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:42,288
I came into the competition
636
00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:44,891
knowing that I could handle
a challenge.
637
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:47,827
But I was not expecting
to deal with all
638
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:51,631
of the social interactions that
came with this competition.
639
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:52,932
- All right.
640
00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:55,168
Well, it's been good talking
to you, Winnie the Pooh--
641
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,070
- Can I give you a hug?
- Yeah.
642
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,071
- Thank you.
643
00:23:58,171 --> 00:23:59,339
I think you're cool, Jane,
644
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,007
no matter what
anybody else says.
645
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,509
- Fuck off.
646
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,144
- I know that I can be funny.
647
00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:06,112
And especially coming off
the Snatch Game,
648
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,381
I know that I can make
this roast good.
649
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,950
I've just got to really lean
into the material
650
00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:13,620
that I've got and hope
that I can sell it
651
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,890
without being a total bitch.
652
00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:19,693
[upbeat music]
653
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,161
- Why you mad?
654
00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:22,862
'Cause my pussy pops
more severely...
655
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,864
- And yours don't.
- And yours don't.
656
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,000
- [laughs oddly]
- I love your laugh, Myki.
657
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,302
[all imitating Myki's laugh]
658
00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:31,371
- It kind of sounds like
you're powering down.
659
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,039
- Honey, we all know
when Myki powers down,
660
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,274
it's getting ridiculous.
661
00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:36,042
Myki is crazy.
662
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,044
She will literally be
in the middle of talking--
663
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,680
she'll be like, you know what?
[vocalizing]
664
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:43,516
- I actually saw you power down
during the table read.
665
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,051
You were like...
666
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,553
[laughter]
667
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,956
- It was after the, "Why did
you put yourself last?"
668
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:51,891
[laughter continues]
669
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,527
- Myki, you put yourself last.
- I did.
670
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,363
- She wants to be the closer.
671
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,500
- Yeah, I don't know.
I'm a weird person.
672
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,603
Sometimes I'm talking
to myself in my brain,
673
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,139
and I genuinely power down.
674
00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:07,607
Yeah--
675
00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:11,311
- See?
676
00:25:11,411 --> 00:25:14,314
What the fuck is wrong
with this bitch?
677
00:25:14,414 --> 00:25:16,182
- Whoa, I'm back.
- [laughs]
678
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:18,585
Where she goes,
we do not know.
679
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,320
What's happening
in that noggin--
680
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:23,356
Myki fully might be
a robot at this point.
681
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:30,363
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
682
00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:36,002
♪ ♪
683
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,438
- [laughing]
684
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,373
♪ ♪
685
00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:41,841
♪ Cover Girl ♪
686
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,177
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
687
00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:45,578
♪ Head to toe ♪
688
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:47,414
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
689
00:25:47,514 --> 00:25:48,581
- Wow.
690
00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:49,682
- Yes.
691
00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:50,817
[applause]
692
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,018
- Welcome to the main stage
693
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,453
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
694
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:55,522
Here's looking at you, kid.
695
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,123
It's Michelle Visage.
696
00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,260
- Lehayim.
[laughter]
697
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,661
- Cheers, my queers.
698
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,263
It's Ross Mathews.
699
00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:04,264
- Bottoms up.
700
00:26:04,364 --> 00:26:05,465
Tee-hee-hee.
701
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,834
[laughter]
702
00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:11,237
- And the wonderful
Atsuko Okatsuka.
703
00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:14,407
Here's to the best bowl cut
in the business.
704
00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:15,642
- Move over, Beatles.
705
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,011
I'm serving John and Yoko.
706
00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:20,980
[laughter]
707
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:22,582
- This week we challenged
our queens
708
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:26,052
to toast the incomparable
Alyssa Edwards.
709
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,288
Racers, start your engines,
710
00:26:28,388 --> 00:26:31,758
and may the best
drag queen win.
711
00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:37,263
From beautiful
downtown Pacoima...
712
00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:41,334
it's "A Toast
to Alyssa Edwards."
713
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:45,805
Now, here's Alyssa.
714
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,607
all: Oh.
715
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:50,176
[cheers and applause]
716
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:53,179
[upbeat music]
717
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,347
♪ ♪
718
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:55,882
- Welcome, darling.
719
00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:59,386
- Thank you for the invitation
to the annual family roast.
720
00:26:59,486 --> 00:27:02,989
But to you ladies,
I want all of y'all to take
721
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:06,526
a good look at this
before you annihilate me,
722
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,662
'cause it's never gonna get
this good for you.
723
00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:10,196
- Ooh.
- [clicks tongue]
724
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,032
[laughter]
725
00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:16,069
Now, let's start this shindig.
Come on, give it.
726
00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:18,304
- First up,
it's Discord Addams.
727
00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:19,305
- Yes.
728
00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:20,573
[applause]
729
00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,475
- Good evening, good evening,
good evening.
730
00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:25,211
And welcome to the toast of
the dancing diva
731
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:28,882
of Mesquite, Texas, a woman
whose back rolls enter the room
732
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:32,986
before she does,
the beautiful, the honorable,
733
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:36,690
the unintelligible
Alyssa Edwards!
734
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,291
[applause]
735
00:27:38,391 --> 00:27:41,127
So let's start
with a toast, shall we?
736
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,796
Here is to honor--
737
00:27:42,896 --> 00:27:46,066
hitting on her, kissing on her,
738
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,968
loving on her, and if
you can't come in her,
739
00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:50,537
come on her.
740
00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:52,539
Michelle knows
what I'm talking about.
741
00:27:52,639 --> 00:27:55,308
- Oh, yeah, baby.
742
00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:59,679
- We can't forget the queen
of all queens, RuPaul.
743
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:00,947
[applause]
744
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:04,384
But, you know--uh-oh,
she spilled her drink.
745
00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:05,752
Let's get real here.
746
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,921
The only thing
older than RuPaul
747
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:11,324
are jokes
about RuPaul being old.
748
00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:13,193
No, no.
I'm joking, everyone.
749
00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:14,794
Without RuPaul and her legacy,
750
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,297
I would not be
standing here today,
751
00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:19,199
waiting for these girls
to bomb.
752
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,870
But now it's time
for the beast of the hour.
753
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,239
Does anybody even know
what Alyssa is saying?
754
00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:27,741
Chirping like a,
squirping like a--
755
00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,476
Rigga Morris?
756
00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:32,245
Seriously, trying to
figure you out is harder than
757
00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:34,848
Kenya reading the menu
at a Cheesecake Factory.
758
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,385
- 'Cause I'm fat.
759
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:39,953
- When Alyssa takes
her makeup off,
760
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,955
the features are gone, honey.
761
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:45,091
I have seen more
features on an egg.
762
00:28:46,426 --> 00:28:47,761
- There are jokes.
763
00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:49,562
It's just that they're
not that funny.
764
00:28:49,663 --> 00:28:51,931
Maybe it's the Sith Lord hood.
765
00:28:52,032 --> 00:28:53,566
It just doesn't feel fun.
766
00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:56,770
- And now it's time for the top
we are all dying to see bottom.
767
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:58,938
Welcome, Jane Don't.
768
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:01,007
[cheers and applause]
769
00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,777
- Thank you, Lord Voldemort.
770
00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:07,447
It's an honor to be in a room
full of such extraordinary
771
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:10,984
queer artists--and Nini Coco.
772
00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:12,519
RuPaul is here.
773
00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:15,655
RuPaul is so old,
the first time she asked,
774
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,424
"Why it got to be Black?"
775
00:29:17,524 --> 00:29:19,359
she was talking
about the plague.
776
00:29:19,459 --> 00:29:21,261
[laughter]
777
00:29:21,361 --> 00:29:22,629
But enough about RuPaul.
778
00:29:22,729 --> 00:29:24,564
Let's talk about
her dedicated team
779
00:29:24,664 --> 00:29:26,232
of elder care specialists.
780
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,101
Hi, Michelle.
- Hi.
781
00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:30,503
- Michelle famously
placed seventh
782
00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:34,441
on "Strictly Come Dancing,"
but she always places first
783
00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:36,543
on "Strictly Cum Guzzling."
784
00:29:36,643 --> 00:29:40,080
[laughter]
785
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:43,316
I cannot believe that
I am in the presence
786
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:45,952
of the Ross Mathews--
787
00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:48,088
or as he's known
by most of America,
788
00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:50,924
that faggot
on "The Drew Barrymore Show."
789
00:29:51,024 --> 00:29:53,059
- Oh, my God. Oh!
790
00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,528
- It's true.
- I like that one.
791
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:56,830
- Thank you.
792
00:29:56,930 --> 00:29:59,499
Myki Meeks is here.
Everybody give it up for Myki.
793
00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,668
Myki has a BFA.
794
00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:06,039
That's right--
a blown-out fucking asshole.
795
00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:07,374
It's true.
796
00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:09,242
- What?
797
00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:11,244
A BFA?
798
00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:15,348
- But on to the woman
of the hour, Alyssa Edwards.
799
00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:17,751
Alyssa, you are
the pride of Texas--
800
00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:18,952
Oh, wait. I'm sorry.
I read that wrong.
801
00:30:19,052 --> 00:30:22,155
Alyssa, your back
is as wide as Texas.
802
00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:25,225
I'd love to make jokes
about you losing crowns,
803
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,827
but I don't want
to bring up your teeth.
804
00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:31,898
Now, give it up for the one
child George Bush left behind.
805
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,833
It's Juicy Love Dion.
806
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,835
- Yes, Jane.
807
00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:37,203
- That was good, bitch.
808
00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:39,172
- Jane's too smart.
809
00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:40,407
She's really good at this.
810
00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:41,741
Now I got to follow her?
811
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,043
Damn.
812
00:30:43,143 --> 00:30:44,577
We are gathered here today
813
00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:48,048
to celebrate the career
of Alyssa Edwards.
814
00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:50,650
But first, Michelle Visage.
815
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,852
Hi, Michelle.
- Hi.
816
00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:54,988
- The only thing drier
than Michelle's humor
817
00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:57,357
is Ross Mathews' vagina.
818
00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:58,525
- That's true.
819
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,327
- I'm so glad
you can take time off
820
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:04,364
from being Drew Barrymore's
new pet gay
821
00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:08,868
to come back to being
RuPaul's Bichon Frisé.
822
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:10,737
We missed you.
823
00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:14,140
- Girl, what did you
just even talk about?
824
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,375
I don't know.
825
00:31:15,475 --> 00:31:17,277
I can't even follow,
but I know it's not funny.
826
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,912
- Ru, a few weeks ago,
827
00:31:19,012 --> 00:31:21,915
you asked me
a very tough question.
828
00:31:22,015 --> 00:31:23,416
Who are you?
829
00:31:23,516 --> 00:31:27,087
And I had to dig really
deep for this answer.
830
00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:31,257
I'm Juicy Love Dion,
831
00:31:31,358 --> 00:31:33,827
not Jorgeous.
832
00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:35,462
[light laughter]
833
00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:39,466
And, finally, our guest
of honor, Alyssa Edwards.
834
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:42,802
You know, watching you be
such a great dance teacher
835
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:46,806
and mentor on "Dancing Queen,"
all I could think about is,
836
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,409
wow...
837
00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:51,745
I can't believe
I have nothing better to do
838
00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:53,680
than watch "Dancing Queen."
- Oh.
839
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:57,484
- You really inspire me to be
a better dancer, actor,
840
00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,719
and comedian, because if not,
841
00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:01,521
then it's gonna take me
three tries
842
00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:03,690
to win "RuPaul's Drag Race."
843
00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:04,791
- Well, bitch, at this rate,
844
00:32:04,891 --> 00:32:06,292
it's gonna take
more than three.
845
00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:08,628
- Ooh!
[laughter]
846
00:32:08,728 --> 00:32:10,463
- Oh, bless Juicy's heart.
847
00:32:10,563 --> 00:32:12,899
This is not her challenge.
848
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:17,704
- And now a woman who brought
to this competition
849
00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:22,642
her soft heart and hard fronts,
it's Darlene Mitchell.
850
00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:24,310
- Yes, Juicy.
851
00:32:24,411 --> 00:32:26,379
- You've heard of Carrot Top,
852
00:32:26,479 --> 00:32:29,849
but have you ever heard
of Carrot Bottom?
853
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,117
[applause]
854
00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:32,318
Hello, RuPaul.
855
00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:34,788
Ru, this show
is truly a unique,
856
00:32:34,888 --> 00:32:36,923
unmatched experience--
857
00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,426
a room full
of queens struggling to top.
858
00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:40,960
Some of us top.
859
00:32:41,061 --> 00:32:42,896
One doesn't.
860
00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:45,298
Hi, Discord.
861
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:50,437
The room is, honestly,
pretty quiet.
862
00:32:50,537 --> 00:32:52,439
I need to turn this around.
863
00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:54,507
I am just going for it.
864
00:32:54,607 --> 00:32:58,111
These girls have been calling
me a prop queen all season,
865
00:32:58,211 --> 00:33:02,115
and I just don't see it.
866
00:33:02,215 --> 00:33:05,218
Oh, look, a burger.
[toy squeaks]
867
00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:06,653
[laughter]
868
00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:08,621
- Oh, my God.
869
00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:10,190
- Kenya Pleaser.
870
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,025
We told her we were
having a roast tonight,
871
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:15,729
and this bitch showed up
with coleslaw and macaroni.
872
00:33:18,932 --> 00:33:22,569
And now let's talk
about the other big girl.
873
00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:27,007
And I'm talking
about Alyssa Edwards' ego.
874
00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:28,008
- Ooh.
875
00:33:28,108 --> 00:33:29,542
- What, too harsh?
876
00:33:29,642 --> 00:33:31,277
How about I say it
with a clown nose?
877
00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:33,747
Honk, honk.
878
00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:35,815
[laughter]
879
00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:38,385
She looks so excited
to be here.
880
00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:41,755
But that just must be
all that illegal Botox.
881
00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:45,725
[vocalizing]
882
00:33:45,825 --> 00:33:47,661
- Yes, yes.
883
00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:50,397
[wild laughter]
884
00:33:50,497 --> 00:33:52,465
- This is
the most unhinged thing
885
00:33:52,565 --> 00:33:55,402
that I have ever seen
in a roast, and...
886
00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:57,904
I think I like it?
887
00:33:58,004 --> 00:34:00,907
- RuPaul, getting to know you
these past few weeks,
888
00:34:01,007 --> 00:34:03,510
I feel like
I can confidently assume
889
00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:08,381
gerbils are not off the table
for you, mama.
890
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,617
Am I right?
891
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:12,652
[wild laughter]
892
00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:14,254
Bossy Rossy.
893
00:34:14,354 --> 00:34:15,288
- Hi.
894
00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:17,390
- Ross, you just
make me so horny.
895
00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:19,392
I could reach under the desk
right now to get
896
00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:20,894
a top placement tonight.
897
00:34:20,994 --> 00:34:22,429
- Ooh.
898
00:34:22,529 --> 00:34:24,597
- Banana!
899
00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:27,100
[wild laughter]
900
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,235
That's it for me.
901
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:33,640
And up next, Nini Coco.
902
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,308
And one more thing, Michelle.
903
00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:36,810
- What?
904
00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,311
- Why you mad?
905
00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:41,448
[cheers and applause]
906
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,985
- Darlene's roast set
will go down in history.
907
00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:50,123
It is so completely
bat-shit insane.
908
00:34:50,223 --> 00:34:52,225
This is genius.
909
00:34:52,992 --> 00:34:56,296
Welcome back to "A Toast
to Alyssa Edwards."
910
00:34:56,396 --> 00:34:57,797
- Thank you, everyone.
911
00:34:57,897 --> 00:35:01,434
Let's give it up one more
time for Darlene Mitchell.
912
00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:02,469
- Yes, Darlene.
913
00:35:02,569 --> 00:35:04,404
- You know, out of drag,
she's kind of
914
00:35:04,504 --> 00:35:06,473
the trade of the season.
915
00:35:06,573 --> 00:35:08,975
I would hook up with her,
but I'd have to
916
00:35:09,075 --> 00:35:10,910
put a bag over
her artistic choices
917
00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:13,413
to be able to do so.
918
00:35:13,513 --> 00:35:17,050
Before we get to the handsome
woman of the hour,
919
00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:19,919
I would like to take a moment
to celebrate the judges.
920
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:21,721
For those that don't know,
921
00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:24,924
RuPaul is the first
drag queen ever.
922
00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:29,496
[laughter]
923
00:35:29,596 --> 00:35:31,698
Ru is so old,
her new "Cover Girl" remix
924
00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:35,035
goes from
"put that bass in your walk"
925
00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:38,405
to "put tennis balls on
the base of that walker."
926
00:35:39,839 --> 00:35:42,375
Also, Ross is here.
927
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:44,544
Ross was on
"Celebrity Big Brother."
928
00:35:44,644 --> 00:35:48,715
Who looked at Ross and said,
yeah, celebrity?
929
00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:50,483
- Okay.
930
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,685
- Atsuko is here.
931
00:35:51,785 --> 00:35:53,653
It was an honor
to meet you yesterday.
932
00:35:53,753 --> 00:35:57,824
My first thought was, wow,
I'm really craving coconuts.
933
00:35:57,924 --> 00:36:00,093
My second thought,
who does your hair?
934
00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:01,594
I'd like to avoid them.
935
00:36:01,695 --> 00:36:02,896
- Oh, come on.
936
00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:05,465
- On to the superstar herself.
937
00:36:05,565 --> 00:36:09,736
People constantly tell me that
I look like Alyssa Edwards.
938
00:36:09,836 --> 00:36:11,204
Do you see it?
- Yes.
939
00:36:11,304 --> 00:36:12,672
- I do see it a little bit.
940
00:36:12,772 --> 00:36:14,441
- And it might be
because we share the same
941
00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:16,609
foundation shade--
white privilege.
942
00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:18,011
- Ooh!
943
00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:19,512
[laughter]
944
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:22,415
- Back in the day, the phrase
"everything is bigger in Texas"
945
00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:24,851
had exclusively applied
to her overbite.
946
00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:27,354
- Oh.
- But that is all for me.
947
00:36:27,454 --> 00:36:29,689
And up next, we have
a bathroom queen,
948
00:36:29,789 --> 00:36:31,791
which means if you need
to take a potty break,
949
00:36:31,891 --> 00:36:33,426
now's the time to do it.
950
00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:34,761
It's Kenya Pleaser.
951
00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:35,962
[applause]
952
00:36:36,062 --> 00:36:37,998
- Thank you so much,
Nini, for--
953
00:36:38,098 --> 00:36:39,466
that.
954
00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,435
Honey, when I heard
we were toasting,
955
00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:45,138
I got really excited,
and I bought all the jelly
956
00:36:45,238 --> 00:36:47,007
I could find
in a 30-mile radius.
957
00:36:47,107 --> 00:36:49,242
It must be jelly,
'cause jam don't shake, girl.
958
00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:50,443
Yes, bitch.
959
00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,345
See, my time
in this competition
960
00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:55,281
has been a lot like
my dating history,
961
00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:58,451
plenty of bottoming while
a Black man
962
00:36:58,551 --> 00:37:00,720
tells me to beat
the inner saboteur.
963
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:02,489
[laughter]
964
00:37:02,589 --> 00:37:05,158
Speaking of inner saboteur,
hi, Darlene.
965
00:37:05,258 --> 00:37:06,393
Can I borrow some
of those shoes
966
00:37:06,493 --> 00:37:07,794
that you call bricks,
967
00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:10,230
or some of those bricks
that you call shoes?
968
00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:15,468
The judges have been on
Discord's walk all season long.
969
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,605
Discord's walk is so stiff
and uncomfortable to look at,
970
00:37:18,705 --> 00:37:21,174
it reminds me of Ross Mathews.
971
00:37:21,274 --> 00:37:22,208
It does.
972
00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:23,510
Truly.
973
00:37:25,979 --> 00:37:27,213
- Crickets.
974
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:28,381
Crickets.
975
00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:29,682
That's the only thing I hear.
976
00:37:29,783 --> 00:37:33,053
There is not
a single joke landing.
977
00:37:33,153 --> 00:37:36,623
- Alyssa, I love and adore you
so very much.
978
00:37:36,723 --> 00:37:39,659
Me and Alyssa have
so much in common.
979
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:41,261
We're both from the South.
980
00:37:41,361 --> 00:37:42,896
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
981
00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:44,964
We both love sweet tea.
982
00:37:45,065 --> 00:37:46,866
- We do.
- We do. Yes.
983
00:37:46,966 --> 00:37:50,303
And we both have back rolls.
984
00:37:50,403 --> 00:37:53,273
Bitch, we both share
back rolls, honey.
985
00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:54,874
And, Alyssa,
I totally understood you
986
00:37:54,974 --> 00:37:56,409
when you called it
Rigga Morris, honey.
987
00:37:56,509 --> 00:37:58,144
But, bitch, could you call it
something else?
988
00:37:58,244 --> 00:38:00,847
I heard "Rigga,"
and I got scared, bitch.
989
00:38:00,947 --> 00:38:03,483
Girl, I was like, Ru, what
the fuck did she call us?
990
00:38:05,819 --> 00:38:09,989
- Kenya--energy 10, jokes 2.
991
00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:12,292
- And closing out our toast
and our roast
992
00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:14,961
for this evening,
a beast of a woman--
993
00:38:15,061 --> 00:38:18,231
I mean my good sister,
Myki Meeks.
994
00:38:18,331 --> 00:38:19,799
Thank you.
995
00:38:19,899 --> 00:38:21,234
- Whoo!
996
00:38:21,334 --> 00:38:23,570
- Well, wasn't that...
997
00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:25,171
terrible?
998
00:38:25,271 --> 00:38:26,306
[laughter]
999
00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:28,308
Good evening, everyone.
1000
00:38:28,408 --> 00:38:31,911
I am the drag ingenue
Myki Meeks.
1001
00:38:32,012 --> 00:38:34,781
We have some amazing queens
who performed tonight.
1002
00:38:34,881 --> 00:38:36,249
Discord Addams is here.
1003
00:38:36,349 --> 00:38:38,385
Her place in the competition
1004
00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:41,087
is like Jane Don't's hairline,
1005
00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:42,689
receding.
1006
00:38:42,789 --> 00:38:44,557
[laughter]
1007
00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:46,559
Juicy is such a slut,
1008
00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:48,561
when she says
the juice is loose,
1009
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:50,497
she means it.
1010
00:38:50,597 --> 00:38:51,898
[wild laughter]
1011
00:38:51,998 --> 00:38:54,134
[playful music]
1012
00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:56,736
Ross, so good to see you.
1013
00:38:56,836 --> 00:38:59,973
And I'm happy Drew Barrymore
let you out of her basement.
1014
00:39:00,073 --> 00:39:01,207
- Yes.
1015
00:39:01,307 --> 00:39:03,410
- [as Drew] Rossy puts
the lotion on his skin,
1016
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:06,279
or else it gets the hose again.
1017
00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:07,614
[wild laughter]
1018
00:39:07,714 --> 00:39:12,352
We are here today to celebrate
a leader, a mentor,
1019
00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:15,555
and a teacher,
which is why Texas may be
1020
00:39:15,655 --> 00:39:20,026
last in education,
Alyssa Edwards.
1021
00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:21,895
- This fucking bitch.
1022
00:39:21,995 --> 00:39:23,697
- Last year,
Alyssa was crowned
1023
00:39:23,797 --> 00:39:27,133
Queen of
the Mothertucking World.
1024
00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:28,168
Really?
1025
00:39:28,268 --> 00:39:31,137
What do you know
about global issues?
1026
00:39:31,237 --> 00:39:36,042
To her, a trade war is when her
tricks find out she's a top.
1027
00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:39,446
[wild laughter]
1028
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,616
- Bitch, Myki,
why are you so good?
1029
00:39:43,717 --> 00:39:44,617
Oh, I'm livid.
1030
00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:46,086
- We love you, queen.
1031
00:39:46,186 --> 00:39:48,855
[cheers and applause]
1032
00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:51,391
- And now let's give
the last word
1033
00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:54,994
to the star of the night,
Alyssa Edwards.
1034
00:39:55,095 --> 00:39:57,163
[laughter]
1035
00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:59,165
- What a night to remember.
1036
00:39:59,265 --> 00:40:02,035
Ru, thank you so very much
for inviting me.
1037
00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:06,606
I have just one thing to say
to these monsters.
1038
00:40:06,706 --> 00:40:07,607
♪ I don't get cute ♪
1039
00:40:07,707 --> 00:40:09,109
♪ I get drop-dead gorgeous ♪
1040
00:40:09,209 --> 00:40:10,744
♪ I don't get cute,
I get drop-dead gorgeous ♪
1041
00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:12,779
♪ I don't get cute, I get
drop-dead gorgeous ♪
1042
00:40:12,879 --> 00:40:14,314
♪ I don't get cute,
I get drop-dead gorgeous ♪
1043
00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:16,483
♪ Looking good
and feeling gorgeous ♪
1044
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,351
♪ Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch ♪
1045
00:40:18,451 --> 00:40:19,753
♪ Bitch, bitch, bitch ♪
1046
00:40:19,853 --> 00:40:21,588
♪ Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch ♪
1047
00:40:21,688 --> 00:40:24,124
♪ Bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch ♪
1048
00:40:24,224 --> 00:40:26,459
♪ I don't get cute,
I get drop-dead gorgeous ♪
1049
00:40:26,559 --> 00:40:27,861
[clicks tongue]
1050
00:40:27,961 --> 00:40:29,863
[cheers and applause]
1051
00:40:29,963 --> 00:40:32,565
[upbeat music]
1052
00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:35,702
- Yes, Alyssa.
Yes, Ms. Edwards.
1053
00:40:35,802 --> 00:40:37,737
♪ ♪
1054
00:40:37,837 --> 00:40:40,106
- Follow this act, you bitches.
1055
00:40:40,206 --> 00:40:43,109
[cheers and applause]
1056
00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:45,178
♪ ♪
1057
00:40:46,112 --> 00:40:47,313
[dramatic music]
1058
00:40:47,414 --> 00:40:49,916
♪ Runway, runway ♪
1059
00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:52,786
Category is Swept Away.
1060
00:40:52,886 --> 00:40:56,056
Up first, Discord Addams.
1061
00:40:56,156 --> 00:40:58,258
- Don't you just
love riding a hog?
1062
00:40:58,358 --> 00:40:59,693
- My favorite.
1063
00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:03,430
- Swept Away, a runway outfit
that blows in the wind.
1064
00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:05,565
Bitch, I'm a motorcycle.
1065
00:41:05,665 --> 00:41:08,034
I am metal head to toe.
1066
00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:11,104
I have flames shooting
off of my back.
1067
00:41:11,204 --> 00:41:12,305
This is very punk.
1068
00:41:12,405 --> 00:41:13,773
This is very metal.
1069
00:41:13,873 --> 00:41:16,910
This look is
very loudly Discord.
1070
00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:19,245
And it's another look that
was made from the minds
1071
00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,114
of the House of Addams.
1072
00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:24,818
[laughter]
1073
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:27,087
- Michelle,
can you handlebar this?
1074
00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:28,788
- I can.
1075
00:41:28,888 --> 00:41:30,256
- She's a Motocross-dresser.
1076
00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:32,058
[laughter]
1077
00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:33,927
Jane Don't.
1078
00:41:34,027 --> 00:41:36,396
Jane was born
with a silver spoon...
1079
00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:38,598
on her head.
1080
00:41:38,698 --> 00:41:41,468
- My look is a gorgeous
1081
00:41:41,568 --> 00:41:44,671
Erté-inspired
showgirl costume.
1082
00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:47,207
So I wanted to give
something that had
1083
00:41:47,307 --> 00:41:50,877
that kind of art deco 1910s,
1920s vibe.
1084
00:41:50,977 --> 00:41:54,280
I have 20 pounds
of sequin fringe
1085
00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:56,249
hanging off both of my arms.
1086
00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:58,651
I should have done reps
before I wore this costume.
1087
00:41:58,752 --> 00:42:00,987
But I'm keeping
those arms extended.
1088
00:42:01,087 --> 00:42:02,555
I love this look.
1089
00:42:02,655 --> 00:42:06,092
- Jane, can you go stage right?
There's some dust over there.
1090
00:42:06,192 --> 00:42:08,528
You got it. Thank you.
Great work.
1091
00:42:08,628 --> 00:42:11,698
- Yes.
Sweep me up before you go-go.
1092
00:42:11,798 --> 00:42:13,199
- Juicy Love Dion.
1093
00:42:13,299 --> 00:42:15,668
- Don't you hate
folding a fitted sheet?
1094
00:42:15,769 --> 00:42:18,772
- This is obviously
a queen-size fitted sheet.
1095
00:42:18,872 --> 00:42:21,374
- Mama, I'm serving drama
on the runway,
1096
00:42:21,474 --> 00:42:25,545
supermodel that got stuck
in the strings of a parachute.
1097
00:42:25,645 --> 00:42:27,414
And that's what
I'm giving with this
1098
00:42:27,514 --> 00:42:29,015
Linda Evangelista
type of hair.
1099
00:42:29,115 --> 00:42:32,385
I know that that parachute
is getting some life behind me
1100
00:42:32,485 --> 00:42:34,754
and continues to move
even when I stop.
1101
00:42:34,854 --> 00:42:37,023
I feel like I'm shooting
for "Vogue" right now.
1102
00:42:37,123 --> 00:42:38,625
I think I'm eating this.
1103
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:40,460
Juicy, you ate that.
1104
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,828
- Someone finally
invented something
1105
00:42:41,928 --> 00:42:43,797
to catch your farts in.
1106
00:42:43,897 --> 00:42:46,599
[laughter]
1107
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:47,901
- Darlene Mitchell.
1108
00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:49,536
- Reporting
from the hurricane zone,
1109
00:42:49,636 --> 00:42:53,707
forecast calls for a 69%
chance that she's a whore.
1110
00:42:53,807 --> 00:42:55,575
[laughter]
1111
00:42:55,675 --> 00:42:57,143
- Is a storm coming?
1112
00:42:57,243 --> 00:42:59,045
I sure hope not,
because this fabric umbrella
1113
00:42:59,145 --> 00:43:01,081
covered in feathers
ain't going to do shit.
1114
00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:02,916
I'm just your
everyday girl trying
1115
00:43:03,016 --> 00:43:05,452
to hold this pose fiercely.
1116
00:43:05,552 --> 00:43:08,688
But this wind just
won't let up, girl.
1117
00:43:08,788 --> 00:43:12,592
And I am giving
supermodel couture down.
1118
00:43:12,692 --> 00:43:15,996
But it wouldn't be me
if it wasn't tacky as heck.
1119
00:43:16,096 --> 00:43:18,231
- Well, they said there
was a cold front moving in.
1120
00:43:18,331 --> 00:43:19,966
- Hey, remember Mary Poppins?
- Yes.
1121
00:43:20,066 --> 00:43:23,003
- This is Mary Poopins.
- Ooh.
1122
00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:25,305
- Up next, Kenya Pleaser.
1123
00:43:25,405 --> 00:43:26,906
- Kenya Pleaser?
1124
00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:29,743
More like Kenya Breezer.
1125
00:43:29,843 --> 00:43:32,712
- I am "Gone with the Wind"
fabulous, baby.
1126
00:43:32,812 --> 00:43:35,882
And I'm giving you
Black afro fairy down, honey.
1127
00:43:35,982 --> 00:43:39,352
I have on my fairy wings
1128
00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:42,188
in this gorgeous iridescent
lavender color.
1129
00:43:42,288 --> 00:43:43,857
I want little girls to see
this and be like,
1130
00:43:43,957 --> 00:43:45,625
Mama, look at that
little Black fairy.
1131
00:43:45,725 --> 00:43:47,360
I want to be her
when I grow up.
1132
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:49,029
It is cutesy.
It's body-positive.
1133
00:43:49,129 --> 00:43:51,464
And, honey, most
importantly, it's Black.
1134
00:43:51,564 --> 00:43:54,834
- When Tinkerbell is
looking good as hell.
1135
00:43:54,934 --> 00:43:56,102
- Myki Meeks.
1136
00:43:56,202 --> 00:44:00,206
- Neely O'Hara, live
at the Flamingo Vegas.
1137
00:44:00,306 --> 00:44:02,409
- Apparently,
she's the gust of honor.
1138
00:44:02,509 --> 00:44:03,710
- Oh, okay.
1139
00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:05,045
- I am covering the stage
1140
00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:08,048
in 20 yards of orange chiffon.
1141
00:44:08,148 --> 00:44:09,582
So you cannot miss me.
1142
00:44:09,682 --> 00:44:12,252
The fan is blowing.
My hair is up.
1143
00:44:12,352 --> 00:44:14,754
I feel so beautiful
in this moment.
1144
00:44:14,854 --> 00:44:18,324
I wanted to pay tribute
to the divas who raised me,
1145
00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:21,661
who would perform
with a spotlight, a fan,
1146
00:44:21,761 --> 00:44:22,829
and some flowing fabric.
1147
00:44:22,929 --> 00:44:24,698
And that is the act
I'm giving.
1148
00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:27,634
- What an airhead.
1149
00:44:27,734 --> 00:44:31,438
- Oh, she just got
her second wind.
1150
00:44:31,538 --> 00:44:33,340
- Nini Coco.
1151
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,643
- This is a very
urn-est performance.
1152
00:44:36,743 --> 00:44:39,212
- I am a widow in mourning.
1153
00:44:39,312 --> 00:44:41,047
I am headed to the seaside
1154
00:44:41,147 --> 00:44:43,616
to scatter the ashes
of my loved ones.
1155
00:44:43,717 --> 00:44:45,218
Oh, no, my tissue.
1156
00:44:45,318 --> 00:44:47,887
It's camp. It's sad.
It's funny.
1157
00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:50,223
I created this look,
monochromatic black
1158
00:44:50,323 --> 00:44:52,625
from head to toe,
fit for a funeral.
1159
00:44:52,726 --> 00:44:56,096
But the skirt is riding up
a little bit high.
1160
00:44:56,196 --> 00:44:58,331
Maybe she'll find
her next man at the beach.
1161
00:44:58,431 --> 00:45:01,234
- What you going to do
with all that ash?
1162
00:45:03,636 --> 00:45:05,171
Welcome, queens.
1163
00:45:05,271 --> 00:45:08,074
It's time
for the judges' critiques.
1164
00:45:08,174 --> 00:45:10,343
First up, Discord Addams.
1165
00:45:10,443 --> 00:45:12,479
- This look tonight,
I wouldn't really call it
1166
00:45:12,579 --> 00:45:14,314
blowing in the wind
in any way.
1167
00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:15,415
There's a little bit.
1168
00:45:15,515 --> 00:45:17,117
I think it's kind of stiff
up here.
1169
00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:19,252
However, you have
a great sense of style.
1170
00:45:19,352 --> 00:45:20,854
You're always edgy.
1171
00:45:20,954 --> 00:45:22,555
- Tonight you look
like Susanne Bartsch.
1172
00:45:22,655 --> 00:45:23,790
- Oh, thank you.
1173
00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:26,659
- Opening the toast is
a really tough position
1174
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,361
because you've got
to set the tone.
1175
00:45:28,461 --> 00:45:29,629
There was a little bit
of a stumble.
1176
00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:30,830
- But, you know--
- Your drink spilled.
1177
00:45:30,930 --> 00:45:32,265
- Uh-oh.
1178
00:45:32,365 --> 00:45:34,668
- And I don't know that you
ever got back in front of it.
1179
00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:37,637
Someone once told me in live TV
to embrace the mistakes.
1180
00:45:37,737 --> 00:45:39,139
So it would have been
more fun if you could just
1181
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,707
kept saying like,
well, when is someone
1182
00:45:40,807 --> 00:45:42,042
going to refill my drink?
1183
00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:43,977
But we've got to be
stronger than any mistake
1184
00:45:44,077 --> 00:45:45,278
that is thrown in our way.
1185
00:45:45,378 --> 00:45:48,481
- I loved the runs you did
with Alyssa, the honor,
1186
00:45:48,581 --> 00:45:50,283
the come on her, right?
1187
00:45:50,383 --> 00:45:51,284
Very funny.
1188
00:45:51,384 --> 00:45:52,585
- Could it have been funnier?
1189
00:45:52,686 --> 00:45:54,854
Yeah, it definitely
could have been funnier.
1190
00:45:54,954 --> 00:45:57,157
- Up next, Jane Don't.
1191
00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:59,592
- This look is so beautiful,
and it's hot.
1192
00:45:59,693 --> 00:46:02,629
It's just the right amount
of wrong to make it great.
1193
00:46:02,729 --> 00:46:04,764
A shape we don't usually
see on our heads, right?
1194
00:46:04,864 --> 00:46:06,166
- Excuse me.
1195
00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:08,034
Is that not just
four times my hair?
1196
00:46:08,134 --> 00:46:10,103
- Awkward.
- I'm so sorry.
1197
00:46:10,203 --> 00:46:11,938
What am I, chopped liver?
1198
00:46:12,038 --> 00:46:15,208
- In the toast,
you looked so glamorous.
1199
00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:17,977
And that red crystal gown
is very Marilyn.
1200
00:46:18,078 --> 00:46:19,179
I just loved it.
1201
00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:21,314
- And it is hard
to be so beautiful
1202
00:46:21,414 --> 00:46:23,283
and then go and be funny.
1203
00:46:23,383 --> 00:46:25,752
I live that every day
of my life.
1204
00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:27,821
- You do a very good job
1205
00:46:27,921 --> 00:46:30,090
with the whole complimenting
and then the dig.
1206
00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:31,658
- But I don't want
to bring up your teeth.
1207
00:46:31,758 --> 00:46:34,561
- You're so smart and
naturally such a comedy queen.
1208
00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,496
- Just wonderful.
This is what you do.
1209
00:46:36,596 --> 00:46:39,466
And there was no doubt
that you would deliver.
1210
00:46:39,566 --> 00:46:41,301
Wonderful night for you.
- Thank you.
1211
00:46:41,401 --> 00:46:43,703
- Up next, Juicy Love Dion.
1212
00:46:43,803 --> 00:46:45,138
- I love this outfit.
1213
00:46:45,238 --> 00:46:48,174
Not only is it beautiful,
but it allowed
1214
00:46:48,274 --> 00:46:51,010
for a real moment
on the runway with the fan.
1215
00:46:51,111 --> 00:46:53,947
But the toast, oh, was
a challenge for you.
1216
00:46:54,047 --> 00:46:55,248
- Wow.
1217
00:46:55,348 --> 00:46:58,685
- What you were lacking
was the confidence.
1218
00:46:58,785 --> 00:47:01,488
- Your jokes were
almost too nice.
1219
00:47:01,588 --> 00:47:04,157
I needed you to take it
a lot further.
1220
00:47:04,257 --> 00:47:05,725
And if you weren't going
to take it further,
1221
00:47:05,825 --> 00:47:08,061
then you needed to take
the character further.
1222
00:47:08,161 --> 00:47:09,763
- Being a character is hard.
1223
00:47:09,863 --> 00:47:12,599
It's about showing it
instead of just saying it.
1224
00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:16,403
- You haven't quite found your
voice yet, your point of view.
1225
00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:18,872
And that's what was
missing tonight.
1226
00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:21,741
Up next, Darlene Mitchell.
1227
00:47:21,841 --> 00:47:24,644
- You gave us more than
just a look on a runway.
1228
00:47:24,744 --> 00:47:26,046
You gave us comedy.
1229
00:47:26,146 --> 00:47:28,782
That makes it so much fun.
1230
00:47:28,882 --> 00:47:30,917
In the toast, you swung so far.
1231
00:47:31,017 --> 00:47:32,018
- Honk, honk.
1232
00:47:32,118 --> 00:47:33,787
- It wasn't
about the punch line.
1233
00:47:33,887 --> 00:47:36,690
It was about, what is
she going to do next?
1234
00:47:36,790 --> 00:47:38,458
- And then halfway through,
you're, like, doing
1235
00:47:38,558 --> 00:47:42,128
this weird Kristen Wiig thing,
where you're just like--eee.
1236
00:47:42,228 --> 00:47:44,164
Then you topped it off
at the end
1237
00:47:44,264 --> 00:47:46,066
with those hideous shoes.
1238
00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:48,034
[laughter]
1239
00:47:48,134 --> 00:47:51,404
- Whatever you do,
do not throw away those shoes.
1240
00:47:51,504 --> 00:47:53,006
[laughter]
1241
00:47:53,106 --> 00:47:54,774
You just let loose.
1242
00:47:54,874 --> 00:47:56,242
That's what we want to see.
1243
00:47:56,342 --> 00:47:59,179
You will work for the rest
of your life doing that act.
1244
00:47:59,279 --> 00:48:01,314
[upbeat music]
1245
00:48:01,414 --> 00:48:02,816
Great night for you, darling.
1246
00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:04,017
- Thank you.
1247
00:48:04,117 --> 00:48:06,619
- Up next, the widow Coco.
1248
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,021
- This is so beautiful.
1249
00:48:08,121 --> 00:48:09,789
Like, I want to go
to this funeral.
1250
00:48:09,889 --> 00:48:11,825
And you had a moment,
throwing the ashes in the air.
1251
00:48:11,925 --> 00:48:13,293
That's another
clever way to think,
1252
00:48:13,393 --> 00:48:14,861
what am I going
to do when there's
1253
00:48:14,961 --> 00:48:16,229
a big fan pointed at me?
1254
00:48:16,329 --> 00:48:18,298
- At one point, your skirt
hiked up a little bit,
1255
00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:20,233
and we could see the garters
there, which are
1256
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:22,802
the moment of this
whole outfit.
1257
00:48:22,902 --> 00:48:23,837
- Yeah.
1258
00:48:23,937 --> 00:48:26,539
- Yes.
1259
00:48:26,639 --> 00:48:27,540
- In the toast--
1260
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,842
- Yeah, celebrity.
1261
00:48:28,942 --> 00:48:32,379
- I understood what
the kids were saying
1262
00:48:32,479 --> 00:48:34,981
when they said that
it could come across as mean.
1263
00:48:35,081 --> 00:48:38,485
I think you're your biggest
doubter because of this.
1264
00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:41,721
- You need to find a way
to put a little lube on it
1265
00:48:41,821 --> 00:48:43,790
before you just
stick it right in.
1266
00:48:43,890 --> 00:48:45,091
Okay.
- [laughs]
1267
00:48:45,191 --> 00:48:47,227
- Clocking the moments of
when you are getting laughs
1268
00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:50,296
is really important
to finding the voice in comedy.
1269
00:48:50,397 --> 00:48:53,366
There were really great jokes
that were social commentary.
1270
00:48:53,466 --> 00:48:56,736
We have the same shade
of foundation, white privilege.
1271
00:48:56,836 --> 00:48:59,305
It's just about leaning
into that.
1272
00:48:59,406 --> 00:49:00,373
- Kenya Pleaser.
1273
00:49:00,473 --> 00:49:02,175
- I love the color
of this outfit.
1274
00:49:02,275 --> 00:49:04,711
It's not as dramatic
as some of the other looks
1275
00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:06,713
when the wind machine is on.
1276
00:49:06,813 --> 00:49:08,982
But the color--perfection.
1277
00:49:09,082 --> 00:49:10,617
Okay, talk about the toast.
1278
00:49:10,717 --> 00:49:11,818
- 'Cause jam don't shake, girl.
1279
00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:13,620
- There's a quality
in your voice.
1280
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,322
You command the stage.
1281
00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:17,991
The problem was, you didn't
really have the jokes.
1282
00:49:18,091 --> 00:49:22,862
- There were some, Kenya,
but we needed more laughs.
1283
00:49:22,962 --> 00:49:27,634
- You've gotten by with just
how charismatic you are.
1284
00:49:27,734 --> 00:49:29,869
You've already got
everything it takes.
1285
00:49:29,969 --> 00:49:31,971
You've already got
everything it takes.
1286
00:49:32,072 --> 00:49:35,975
You have already got
everything it takes.
1287
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:39,145
But you need
to invest in Kenya.
1288
00:49:39,245 --> 00:49:41,181
You need to have a conversation
with that little kid
1289
00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:43,883
inside of you and understand
1290
00:49:43,983 --> 00:49:46,886
you are a natural star.
1291
00:49:46,987 --> 00:49:48,955
- [voice breaking] Coming
from where I come from,
1292
00:49:49,055 --> 00:49:52,025
I struggle with that
on a daily basis.
1293
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:54,327
That little boy is just
crying every day to be--
1294
00:49:54,427 --> 00:49:56,896
I'm beautiful.
I'm wanted.
1295
00:49:56,996 --> 00:49:58,965
[soft music]
1296
00:49:59,065 --> 00:50:01,668
And for me to be
on this stage is
1297
00:50:01,768 --> 00:50:04,037
such a blessing and an honor.
1298
00:50:04,137 --> 00:50:06,806
And I don't want to take it
for granted at all.
1299
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,544
- Tonight, hopefully,
this is a big lesson for you,
1300
00:50:11,644 --> 00:50:13,680
a big lesson for you.
1301
00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:15,348
- [groans]
1302
00:50:15,448 --> 00:50:18,885
- All right, up in my favorite
color, Myki Meeks.
1303
00:50:18,985 --> 00:50:20,887
- So you put yourself last.
1304
00:50:20,987 --> 00:50:24,324
That is a big,
big seat to fill.
1305
00:50:24,424 --> 00:50:26,659
And I thought
you did a great job.
1306
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,230
- You've got a real skill
for understanding
1307
00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:31,965
a setup and a punch line.
1308
00:50:32,065 --> 00:50:33,767
- Terrible?
1309
00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:35,702
- You were also doing a
character that was very funny.
1310
00:50:35,802 --> 00:50:37,537
Every time you would--
she means it.
1311
00:50:37,637 --> 00:50:39,339
Right?
You were doing that, too.
1312
00:50:39,439 --> 00:50:42,475
It's a silliness in you
that really comes out.
1313
00:50:42,575 --> 00:50:44,444
- It's really funny.
1314
00:50:44,544 --> 00:50:47,213
You're another one.
You've got a career in comedy.
1315
00:50:47,313 --> 00:50:49,616
And this outfit is gorgeous.
1316
00:50:49,716 --> 00:50:52,452
Whatever you thought
we were going to see,
1317
00:50:52,552 --> 00:50:56,022
when that fan hit that outfit,
double it by 10.
1318
00:50:56,122 --> 00:50:58,058
Is that math?
both: I don't know.
1319
00:50:58,158 --> 00:50:59,526
- Incorrect,
but we'll go with it.
1320
00:50:59,626 --> 00:51:02,062
- Yeah.
- Carry the one.
1321
00:51:02,162 --> 00:51:05,231
- It was Lana Turner
in "The Prodigal Son."
1322
00:51:05,331 --> 00:51:06,499
Absolutely gorgeous.
1323
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:09,269
Very, very good night for you.
- Thank you.
1324
00:51:09,369 --> 00:51:11,671
- Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.
1325
00:51:11,771 --> 00:51:13,907
While you untuck backstage,
1326
00:51:14,007 --> 00:51:17,077
the judges
and I will deliberate.
1327
00:51:17,177 --> 00:51:19,179
All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,
1328
00:51:19,279 --> 00:51:22,615
what do you think, starting
with Discord Addams?
1329
00:51:22,716 --> 00:51:24,451
- She was extremely confident.
1330
00:51:24,551 --> 00:51:26,586
She just got thrown
off her game.
1331
00:51:26,686 --> 00:51:28,888
- She did have jokes.
She just didn't sell them.
1332
00:51:28,989 --> 00:51:31,725
- Just didn't super stand out
as some of the other girls.
1333
00:51:31,825 --> 00:51:32,992
- All right, Jane Don't.
1334
00:51:33,093 --> 00:51:35,095
- Jane Don't we knew
was going to be good,
1335
00:51:35,195 --> 00:51:37,731
and she absolutely
delivered it.
1336
00:51:37,831 --> 00:51:39,599
- She's so good onstage.
1337
00:51:39,699 --> 00:51:42,001
That skill--you have it,
or you don't.
1338
00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:43,436
Jane has it.
1339
00:51:43,536 --> 00:51:44,904
- All right, Juicy.
1340
00:51:45,005 --> 00:51:47,974
- For comedy, yeah, I think
she still has a way to go
1341
00:51:48,074 --> 00:51:50,677
with finding her perspective.
1342
00:51:50,777 --> 00:51:54,948
- Watching Juicy try her best
in the toast tonight
1343
00:51:55,048 --> 00:51:57,951
reminded me of that one time
I took a hip-hop dance class.
1344
00:51:58,051 --> 00:51:59,652
- Aw.
- [laughing]
1345
00:51:59,753 --> 00:52:00,920
- Wow.
1346
00:52:01,021 --> 00:52:02,555
- [continues laughing]
1347
00:52:02,655 --> 00:52:03,790
Darlene Mitchell.
1348
00:52:03,890 --> 00:52:05,759
- So this was
the surprise of the night.
1349
00:52:05,859 --> 00:52:07,427
- She was wackadoodle.
1350
00:52:07,527 --> 00:52:08,695
- Mm-hmm.
- It was hilarious.
1351
00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:13,166
- We witnessed in real time
her understanding
1352
00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:15,735
how she does this.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1353
00:52:15,835 --> 00:52:17,070
- It was brilliant.
1354
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:18,371
I appreciate a banana.
1355
00:52:18,471 --> 00:52:19,839
Banana!
1356
00:52:19,939 --> 00:52:21,408
- Nini Coco.
1357
00:52:21,508 --> 00:52:22,776
- She had some funny jokes
in there, but a lot
1358
00:52:22,876 --> 00:52:24,377
of the stuff came across
as mean.
1359
00:52:24,477 --> 00:52:25,779
- Who does your hair?
1360
00:52:25,879 --> 00:52:28,081
- And it's the delivery,
because the jokes were not
1361
00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,816
any worse off
than anybody else.
1362
00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:31,384
- I do think this will be
a pivotal night
1363
00:52:31,484 --> 00:52:34,354
for her in understanding
how to move forward.
1364
00:52:34,454 --> 00:52:36,990
- There are ways she could
have softened the blow.
1365
00:52:37,090 --> 00:52:38,958
- You just described
Michelle, by the way.
1366
00:52:39,059 --> 00:52:39,959
- I know I did.
1367
00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:41,294
All right, Kenya Pleaser.
1368
00:52:41,394 --> 00:52:44,230
- Oh, Kenya has so much
presence on that stage.
1369
00:52:44,331 --> 00:52:45,732
You want to talk
about charisma?
1370
00:52:45,832 --> 00:52:48,301
What she didn't have
was funny jokes.
1371
00:52:48,401 --> 00:52:51,204
- But a lot of times, people
don't have the personality.
1372
00:52:51,304 --> 00:52:52,639
So at least there's that, right?
1373
00:52:52,739 --> 00:52:54,007
She has that.
1374
00:52:54,107 --> 00:52:55,108
- Myki Meeks.
1375
00:52:55,208 --> 00:52:56,576
- She's got it all--
1376
00:52:56,676 --> 00:53:00,480
confidence,
looks, capability, all of it.
1377
00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:03,583
- She blew it out of the water.
She was so funny.
1378
00:53:03,683 --> 00:53:06,820
Tonight was a great night
for Myki Meeks.
1379
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,488
- Yeah. I have three words.
1380
00:53:08,588 --> 00:53:10,523
She crushed it.
1381
00:53:10,623 --> 00:53:11,758
- [claps hands]
Silence.
1382
00:53:11,858 --> 00:53:14,127
I have made my decision.
1383
00:53:14,227 --> 00:53:15,862
Bring back my girls.
1384
00:53:16,429 --> 00:53:18,631
Welcome back, queens.
1385
00:53:18,732 --> 00:53:21,334
I've made some decisions.
1386
00:53:21,434 --> 00:53:24,270
[dramatic music]
1387
00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:28,942
Jane Don't, Darlene Mitchell,
1388
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,944
Myki Meeks,
1389
00:53:31,044 --> 00:53:34,748
your toast and your runways
blew us away.
1390
00:53:34,848 --> 00:53:38,184
But one of you really
popped our cork.
1391
00:53:38,284 --> 00:53:41,488
♪ ♪
1392
00:53:41,588 --> 00:53:45,025
Darlene Mitchell, condragulations.
1393
00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:47,193
You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
1394
00:53:47,293 --> 00:53:48,995
- Yes.
- Yes, Darlene.
1395
00:53:49,095 --> 00:53:51,998
- Aah!
- Oh, my God.
1396
00:53:52,098 --> 00:53:55,969
- You've won a cash tip
of $5,000.
1397
00:53:56,069 --> 00:53:59,439
- I just won the roast.
1398
00:53:59,539 --> 00:54:02,175
Thank you. Ah!
1399
00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:05,445
Banana.
[laughs]
1400
00:54:05,545 --> 00:54:10,116
- Jane, Myki, you three may
step to the back of the stage.
1401
00:54:10,216 --> 00:54:11,751
- Thank you.
1402
00:54:11,851 --> 00:54:14,320
♪ ♪
1403
00:54:14,421 --> 00:54:17,557
- Discord Addams,
on the runway,
1404
00:54:17,657 --> 00:54:19,259
you were on fire.
1405
00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:23,196
But your toast wasn't so hot.
1406
00:54:23,296 --> 00:54:27,100
Kenya Pleaser, on the runway,
you took flight.
1407
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:31,071
But when it came to the toast,
you didn't land it.
1408
00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:35,175
Kenya, I'm sorry, my dear,
1409
00:54:35,275 --> 00:54:37,510
but you are up for elimination.
1410
00:54:37,610 --> 00:54:40,613
♪ ♪
1411
00:54:40,714 --> 00:54:44,317
- In the bottom two again.
1412
00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:47,187
- Discord, you're safe.
1413
00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:48,555
- Thank you.
1414
00:54:50,357 --> 00:54:53,893
- Juicy Love Dion,
on the runway,
1415
00:54:53,994 --> 00:54:56,162
you had the material.
1416
00:54:56,262 --> 00:54:59,165
In the toast, not so much.
1417
00:55:00,367 --> 00:55:04,404
Nini Coco, on the runway,
you were to die for.
1418
00:55:04,504 --> 00:55:07,207
But your toast didn't kill.
1419
00:55:07,307 --> 00:55:12,112
♪ ♪
1420
00:55:12,212 --> 00:55:14,247
Nini Coco...
1421
00:55:14,347 --> 00:55:16,616
you are safe.
1422
00:55:16,716 --> 00:55:19,119
- [sighs] Fuck.
1423
00:55:19,219 --> 00:55:22,188
Oh, I love both of these
queens so much.
1424
00:55:22,288 --> 00:55:23,857
- You may join the other girls.
1425
00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:28,962
- Juicy, I'm sorry, my dear,
1426
00:55:29,062 --> 00:55:31,598
but you are up for elimination.
1427
00:55:31,698 --> 00:55:33,266
- You know, me and Kenya
are kind of
1428
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:34,334
in the same spot right now.
1429
00:55:34,434 --> 00:55:36,603
This is our third time
lip-syncing each.
1430
00:55:36,703 --> 00:55:40,607
But if I have to lip-sync
against every single one of you
1431
00:55:40,707 --> 00:55:42,842
to make it to the end,
I sure will.
1432
00:55:42,942 --> 00:55:46,112
- Two queens stand before me.
1433
00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:50,617
Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me
1434
00:55:50,717 --> 00:55:54,587
and save yourself
from elimination.
1435
00:55:54,688 --> 00:55:57,324
♪ ♪
1436
00:55:57,424 --> 00:55:59,926
The time has come...
[thunder rumbles]
1437
00:56:00,026 --> 00:56:02,862
For you to lip-sync...
1438
00:56:02,962 --> 00:56:06,900
for your life.
1439
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,537
♪ ♪
1440
00:56:10,637 --> 00:56:13,873
- No matter how good she is,
I refuse
1441
00:56:13,973 --> 00:56:17,043
to not go out with
a motherfucking fight, girl.
1442
00:56:17,143 --> 00:56:19,045
- Good luck,
1443
00:56:19,145 --> 00:56:22,248
and don't fuck it up.
1444
00:56:22,349 --> 00:56:25,251
[soft music]
1445
00:56:25,352 --> 00:56:29,622
♪ ♪
1446
00:56:29,723 --> 00:56:31,791
- ♪ Turn around ♪
1447
00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:34,994
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely ♪
1448
00:56:35,095 --> 00:56:37,030
♪ And you're never
coming round ♪
1449
00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:39,132
♪ Turn around ♪
1450
00:56:39,232 --> 00:56:42,469
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit tired ♪
1451
00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:44,904
♪ Of listening
to the sound of my tears ♪
1452
00:56:45,005 --> 00:56:46,573
♪ Turn around ♪
1453
00:56:46,673 --> 00:56:49,876
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous ♪
1454
00:56:49,976 --> 00:56:52,312
♪ That the best of all
the years have gone by ♪
1455
00:56:52,412 --> 00:56:54,047
♪ Turn around ♪
1456
00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:57,484
♪ Every now and then I get
a little bit terrified ♪
1457
00:56:57,584 --> 00:56:59,719
♪ And then I see
the look in your eyes ♪
1458
00:56:59,819 --> 00:57:01,254
♪ Turn around ♪
1459
00:57:01,354 --> 00:57:03,323
♪ Bright eyes ♪
1460
00:57:03,423 --> 00:57:06,559
♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
1461
00:57:06,659 --> 00:57:10,130
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
1462
00:57:10,230 --> 00:57:13,533
♪ And I need you
more than ever ♪
1463
00:57:13,633 --> 00:57:16,336
♪ And if you only
hold me tight ♪
1464
00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:17,604
- Oh, my God.
1465
00:57:17,704 --> 00:57:20,507
- ♪ We'll be holding on
forever ♪
1466
00:57:20,607 --> 00:57:23,677
♪ And we'll only be
making it right ♪
1467
00:57:23,777 --> 00:57:26,179
♪ 'Cause we'll never
be wrong ♪
1468
00:57:26,279 --> 00:57:29,749
♪ Together we can take it
to the end of the line ♪
1469
00:57:29,849 --> 00:57:32,018
♪ Love is like
a shadow on me ♪
1470
00:57:32,118 --> 00:57:33,586
♪ All of the time ♪
1471
00:57:33,687 --> 00:57:35,088
♪ All of the time ♪
1472
00:57:35,188 --> 00:57:36,756
♪ I don't know what to do ♪
1473
00:57:36,856 --> 00:57:38,725
♪ I'm always in the dark ♪
1474
00:57:38,825 --> 00:57:40,694
♪ We're living
in a powder keg ♪
1475
00:57:40,794 --> 00:57:43,430
♪ And giving off sparks ♪
1476
00:57:43,530 --> 00:57:44,664
- Yeah, Juicy!
1477
00:57:44,764 --> 00:57:47,033
- ♪ I really need you
tonight ♪
1478
00:57:47,133 --> 00:57:50,870
♪ Forever's gonna start
tonight ♪
1479
00:57:50,970 --> 00:57:53,206
♪ Forever's gonna
start tonight ♪
1480
00:57:53,306 --> 00:57:54,674
♪ Once upon a time ♪
1481
00:57:54,774 --> 00:57:56,543
♪ I was falling in love ♪
1482
00:57:56,643 --> 00:57:59,346
♪ But now I'm only
falling apart ♪
1483
00:57:59,446 --> 00:58:02,215
♪ ♪
1484
00:58:02,315 --> 00:58:04,284
♪ Nothing I can do ♪
1485
00:58:04,384 --> 00:58:07,320
♪ A total eclipse
of the heart ♪
1486
00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:12,459
♪ ♪
1487
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:16,730
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
1488
00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:20,100
♪ Turn around ♪
1489
00:58:22,035 --> 00:58:24,771
[cheers and applause]
1490
00:58:24,871 --> 00:58:27,941
[dramatic music]
1491
00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:29,342
♪ ♪
1492
00:58:29,442 --> 00:58:31,811
- Queens,
I've made my decision.
1493
00:58:31,911 --> 00:58:37,717
♪ ♪
1494
00:58:37,817 --> 00:58:40,854
Juicy Love Dion,
shantay, you stay.
1495
00:58:42,622 --> 00:58:44,758
You may join the other girls.
1496
00:58:44,858 --> 00:58:48,995
♪ ♪
1497
00:58:49,095 --> 00:58:50,664
- I love you, sister.
- I love you, too.
1498
00:58:50,764 --> 00:58:52,232
- Thank you.
1499
00:58:52,332 --> 00:58:54,034
- Kenya Pleaser?
1500
00:58:54,134 --> 00:58:58,171
The answer is, yes, you can.
1501
00:58:58,271 --> 00:59:01,074
Now sashay away.
1502
00:59:01,174 --> 00:59:03,710
- Ru, from the bottom
of my heart...
1503
00:59:03,810 --> 00:59:06,179
[voice breaking]
I want to say thank you
1504
00:59:06,279 --> 00:59:08,448
for allowing me to show
1505
00:59:08,548 --> 00:59:11,684
this little Black gay boy
from South Carolina,
1506
00:59:11,785 --> 00:59:15,889
that he is beautiful,
that he is loved.
1507
00:59:15,989 --> 00:59:19,192
Thank you for allowing me
to be that representation.
1508
00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:20,627
Thank you.
1509
00:59:20,727 --> 00:59:21,795
- Yes, Kenya!
1510
00:59:21,895 --> 00:59:23,263
We love you!
1511
00:59:23,363 --> 00:59:24,931
- Walk, bitch!
1512
00:59:25,031 --> 00:59:27,033
Yes, you better walk, bitch!
1513
00:59:27,133 --> 00:59:28,401
- Yes, bitch.
1514
00:59:28,501 --> 00:59:31,204
- The question still
stands, RuPaul.
1515
00:59:31,304 --> 00:59:32,706
Kenya Pleaser?
1516
00:59:32,806 --> 00:59:33,873
[cheers and applause]
1517
00:59:33,973 --> 00:59:36,209
- Yes, Kenya!
1518
00:59:36,309 --> 00:59:40,980
- Girl, child, mm-mm-mm.
1519
00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:42,215
I'm jumbled up in emotions.
1520
00:59:42,315 --> 00:59:43,817
I don't know how to feel
because I thought I was
1521
00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:45,185
going to slay this challenge.
1522
00:59:45,285 --> 00:59:47,654
So I am shocked in that way.
1523
00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:49,322
To all the little boys
out there
1524
00:59:49,422 --> 00:59:51,057
that I know is going to be
watching this
1525
00:59:51,157 --> 00:59:52,892
scared in they room, bitch,
under the covers,
1526
00:59:52,992 --> 00:59:55,328
trying to have that "previous
channel" button on lock,
1527
00:59:55,428 --> 00:59:56,730
you are fabulous.
1528
00:59:56,830 --> 00:59:58,565
You are enough.
1529
00:59:58,665 --> 01:00:00,467
And you can become
whatever you want to.
1530
01:00:00,567 --> 01:00:02,802
Chase your dreams,
because I chased mine.
1531
01:00:02,902 --> 01:00:04,170
Bitch, I made it to Hollywood.
1532
01:00:04,270 --> 01:00:05,338
It is not over.
1533
01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:07,507
Honey, this is just
the first taste.
1534
01:00:07,607 --> 01:00:09,409
I love y'all.
1535
01:00:09,509 --> 01:00:12,212
Ah, at least
I'm going out cute, bitch.
1536
01:00:12,312 --> 01:00:14,280
- Condragulations, queens.
1537
01:00:14,381 --> 01:00:16,649
And, remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1538
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,585
how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?
1539
01:00:18,685 --> 01:00:20,186
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
1540
01:00:20,286 --> 01:00:21,721
all: Amen.
- All right.
1541
01:00:21,821 --> 01:00:23,990
Now let the music play.
1542
01:00:24,090 --> 01:00:25,492
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
1543
01:00:25,592 --> 01:00:27,694
♪ Good luck, and don't, oh ♪
1544
01:00:27,794 --> 01:00:31,865
♪ Good luck, and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪
1545
01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:35,135
♪ ♪
1546
01:00:35,435 --> 01:00:36,836
- Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...
1547
01:00:37,137 --> 01:00:39,639
You need to turn these
dashing desperadoes...
1548
01:00:39,739 --> 01:00:40,874
[cheers]
1549
01:00:40,974 --> 01:00:42,842
Into dazzling dolls.
1550
01:00:42,942 --> 01:00:45,045
- Damn, these are men.
1551
01:00:45,145 --> 01:00:47,380
- Oh, Lord Jesus.
1552
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,616
- Girl, this ain't gonna work.
1553
01:00:49,716 --> 01:00:51,818
- I know that I can bring
this together.
1554
01:00:51,918 --> 01:00:54,087
You just wait until
we get to the main stage.
1555
01:00:56,389 --> 01:00:58,091
- Literally,
when you walked out, I said,
1556
01:00:58,191 --> 01:00:59,626
what episode
of "Parent Trap" is this?
1557
01:00:59,726 --> 01:01:01,027
- [laughs]
1558
01:01:01,127 --> 01:01:03,229
- It just didn't make any
fucking sense, and I hate it.
1559
01:01:03,329 --> 01:01:05,231
♪ ♪
1560
01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:08,668
- ♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
1561
01:01:08,768 --> 01:01:10,837
♪ Good luck, and don't, oh ♪
1562
01:01:10,937 --> 01:01:14,708
♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
1563
01:01:14,808 --> 01:01:16,109
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
1564
01:01:16,209 --> 01:01:18,378
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
1565
01:01:18,478 --> 01:01:21,781
♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
1566
01:01:21,881 --> 01:01:23,416
♪ Give yourself permission ♪
1567
01:01:23,516 --> 01:01:25,552
♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪
1568
01:01:25,652 --> 01:01:27,087
♪ Give yourself permission ♪
1569
01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:28,521
♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪
1570
01:01:28,621 --> 01:01:30,790
♪ 'Cause if you're not
like other bitches ♪
1571
01:01:30,890 --> 01:01:32,992
♪ Then show me
something different ♪