1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:02,869          - [singing] MTV         2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:04,871          - Previously on              "RuPaul's Drag Race"...     3 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:06,773         You get to create                 your own doll.          4 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:09,042            [together]                          Ooh.               5 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:13,279     Sapphira, do you want to         use your immunity potion?    6 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:14,280              - Yup.              7 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,683             - [gasps]            8 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:20,253      - Geneva Karr, from the          neck up, beauty queen.      9 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,956        From the neck down,                 horror queen.          10 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,657      - Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.     11 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,826     - You kept talking about            this flipping doll,       12 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:27,927      but nobody's flipping.      13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,295              - Cute.             14 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:31,998         - I can't see any          imperfections in your outfit.  15 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,867        - Condragulations,               you are the winner        16 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,236     of this week's challenge.    17 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:37,804       Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.      18 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,472        Shantay, you stay.        19 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:42,842     Geneva Karr, sashay away.    20 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:57,757  - Geneva, La diva, mas Latina.  21 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:00,927           - Not Malita.          22 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:02,162          You know how to                 read that, Maya?         23 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,663        - "Mala ditas la--"       24 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,365            [laughter]            25 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:10,370   - Bitch, for that lip sync--   26 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:13,640       - She's known as the         Queen of Flips for a reason.   27 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,774              - Girl.             28 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:16,910          - We're all sad               that Geneva is gone,       29 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,912       but after seeing Maya          lip sync, there's, like,     30 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,847       a terror in the room.      31 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:22,849          Can you imagine             lip syncing against her?     32 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:26,486      - Well, I think the new      lip-sync assassin has arrived,  33 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,155     and whoever I gotta send       home, I'm sending them home.   34 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,223              - Ooh.                     - All right, girl.        35 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:31,758      - I know that's right.      36 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:35,662   - You know, Maya did slay her    nasty boots in the lip sync,   37 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,631   and she feels indestructible,           but that's not          38 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,233    what "Drag Race" is about,                  baby.              39 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,768    You gotta slay everything.    40 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:44,938        - Miss Q, on behalf             of the former winners      41 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,639    of the competition, welcome        to the winner's circle.     42 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:48,241              - Yes!                      - Welcome to you.        43 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:52,112      - It only took you six          episodes, but you did it.    44 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:53,580   Cue the applause, everybody.   45 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,215  I just won my first challenge.  46 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:57,217            Thank you.                       Thank you.            47 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,384      - So how does it feel?      48 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:03,523      - $5,000 isn't too bad.     49 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:07,961  - Is it time to start checking     the scoreboard yet, or no?    50 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,062    No, it's not that time yet?   51 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,597            - Not yet.            52 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,733  - She says not yet because she    doesn't have S on the board.   53 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,135   - We'll wait for you, sister.            We'll wait--           54 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,369      - Thank you. Thank you.     55 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,670      - --no matter how many             episodes it takes.        56 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,038               - Ah!              57 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:23,977     - Listen, I know Q has a       new topic every single week,   58 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,478         and so it's like,                 oh, her moment.         59 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:26,479            Oh, my god.           60 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:27,514     She's having her moment.     61 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:28,648         It was my moment.        62 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:29,983        I did the fashion.        63 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,418         Q's runway looks               like a fairy costume.      64 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:33,453            I'm sorry.            65 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:36,789     I just-- I wanted to win.    66 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,692        - I'm kind of upset          that I got beat by fucking    67 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,394     Buzz Lightyear over here.    68 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,429             - Oh, no!            69 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,799            [laughter]            70 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:47,867           - Oh, my god.          71 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,370      - She said to liftoff.      72 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,172       - Not Buzz Lightyear.      73 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,339              - Damn.             74 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:54,340                Oh.               75 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,542          - That's good.          76 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:58,912         - Speaking of the             scoreboard, guess what.     77 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,047         There is only one            potion left in the game.     78 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,249             [laughs]             79 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,884            - Sapphira,                 how did that immunity      80 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:07,253    potion taste in your mouth?   81 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,422           - Disgusting.          82 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:14,627       I was in my own head,          and so to sort of, like,     83 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:18,598         quiet the voices,        84 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,999        I did what I needed                 to do for me.          85 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:21,801     And you can't turn back.     86 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:24,671       But what it means is            that I have to freaking     87 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,206        turn it every time.       88 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:28,141        I hope these girls             are happy that they saw     89 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,410   a little crack in the shell.   90 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,145            But, baby,                    Sapphira is back,        91 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:35,081       and it's time for you                to be scared.          92 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:37,016               - Ah.                        - Ooh, girl.           93 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:38,551        - At this point in                the competition,         94 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:41,287  they're going to start weeding    out the people who don't have  95 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,689    points on the scoreboard--    96 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,457      Morphine, Xunami, Dawn.     97 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,592     I didn't mention Megami.     98 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:47,694          I guess she has                like a quarter win.       99 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,129       But if you don't have        challenge wins at this point,  100 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,531       you in danger, girl.       101 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,500        You are in trouble.       102 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,035         - To infinity...         103 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:58,671         both: And beyond.        104 00:03:58,771 --> 00:03:59,973        - Fuck that bitch.                  Where is she?          105 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:00,974              Megami.             106 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,508              - What?             107 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:05,645            - Fuck you.           108 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,247  - [singing] RuPaul's Drag Race  109 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,582      The winner of "RuPaul's      Drag Race" receives a one-year  110 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:12,185        supply of Anastasia            Beverly Hills cosmetics     111 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:16,055         and a gag-worthy              grand prize of $200,000     112 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:19,292      served by Cash App with         extra-special guest judge    113 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,627          Adam Shankman.          114 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:21,995   [singing] RuPaul's Drag Race   115 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,896      May the best drag queen                    win               116 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,699        Best drag queen win       117 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,338             - Banana.            118 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:33,373            [laughter]            119 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,641               Whee!              120 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:35,942         - It's a new week                in the Werk Room,        121 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,444      and I'm just excited to         put some fire in my pussy    122 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,280       and slay a challenge.      123 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,016      I need a win, so I can           rub it on their faces.      124 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,584   Oh, my god, you have braces.   125 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,619            - Um, yeah.           126 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:47,920            [laughter]            127 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:48,921         [sirens wailing]         128 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:49,922         [excited screams]        129 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,224              - Yes.              130 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,593        - She done already                done had herses.         131 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:54,994      - Good morning, Mother.     132 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:57,263          - Good morning,                      Mother.             133 00:04:57,363 --> 00:05:00,433           - My queens,                to make it to the top,      134 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:05,505   America's next drag superstar   needs to climb every mountain.  135 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:09,776  So la, ti, doe, she better do.  136 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,679         [excited screams]        137 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,147         - People who will                get the reference        138 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,448      will get the reference.     139 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,449       - Still don't get it.      140 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:18,685      - Yeah, I have no idea.     141 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,286      - Hello. Hello. Hello.      142 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:23,723          [all shouting]          143 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:28,194       My queens-- the color        orange; Murder, She Sat Down,  144 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,930          and She Wrote;              Whitney, when she sings;     145 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:35,735        these are a few of               my favorite things.       146 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,403  And you know what else I love?  147 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,404              - What?             148 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,741      - A Drag Race Rusical.      149 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,776          [all shouting]          150 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,878       For this week's Maxi               challenge, you'll        151 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:49,182           be prancing,              lip syncing, and acting up    152 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:53,419              a storm                 in "The Sound of Rusic."     153 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,121          [all shouting]          154 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:58,858         - I am so excited             about doing a rusical.      155 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,126   I love "The Sound of Music."   156 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:04,530     It's Julie Andrews' most          iconic role maybe ever.     157 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,166     - I hate musical theater.    158 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:10,370      I think that the people         who are fans of it are--     159 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:14,574       no, I can't say that.      160 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:15,575           Not my thing.          161 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,043           I'm so sorry.          162 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:20,313      - Girlfriends, I'll let        you choose your own roles.    163 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,848              - Ooh.              164 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,649        - Now later today,                 you'll rehearse         165 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:27,420      with big-time Hollywood          director Adam Shankman.     166 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,555           - Oh, my god.                    - Oh, my god.          167 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:31,124     - Adam Shankman is a pro.    168 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,292     He directed "Hairspray,"               the musical,           169 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,894   which is like so, so iconic.   170 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:38,431      - And to help with your            Fraulein hairlines,       171 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:42,435        we've provided hair          courtesy of Wigs and Grace.   172 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:43,870              - Wow.              173 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,139       - Now, I'll leave you             with this question.       174 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:51,210  How do you solve a problem like   my neck, my back, et cetera?   175 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:52,745            [laughter]            176 00:06:52,845 --> 00:06:57,383  Racers, start your engines, and   may the best drag queen win.   177 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,852          [all cheering]          178 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,154        - [singing] Musical              - [singing] Musical       179 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,155       - [singing] Broadway       180 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,157      - "The Sound of Rusic."     181 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,826     Now, it's time for us to            cast ourselves and        182 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,196            figure out                 who's going to be who.      183 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,466   Being cast in the right role,    it is the make or break here.  184 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,101         - Not Anal Vice.         185 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:16,369         That's so funny.         186 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,305       - Right off the bat,            it's got to be Mariah.      187 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,808         It's based on the            Julie Andrews character.     188 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,278       It's like the reason           the show has a heartbeat.    189 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,947       - The part of Mariah,             I'm living for it.        190 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,449        And I'm just tired                 of being safe.          191 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,151    So I know from the get go,       bitch, I need a lead role.    192 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:33,586             - So fun.                        - So fun.            193 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:34,587             - So fun.            194 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:36,322       - Let's get into it.       195 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:37,657         - Are those real?        196 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,826        - Dawn is Strudel.        197 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,194    - You look like a strudel.    198 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,162        - Shut the fuck up.       199 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,597         I have never done                musical theater,         200 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:46,866     but I love acting silly,         and this bitch is silly.     201 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:47,867         Strudel is silly.        202 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,302    - Mhi'ya is Sister Fister.    203 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:50,503     - You want Sister Fister?    204 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:51,771              - Yeah.             205 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,473      - I may not have music             theater background,       206 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,141     but I know how to dance.     207 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,877        So give me my cute            little medium-sized part,    208 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,512      and I will run with it.     209 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:00,913             - Diesl.             210 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:01,914              Nymph.              211 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,783          - The Baronets.         212 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:04,951              - Yeah.             213 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,319     - You know me and myself.    214 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,788       - I'm drawn to one of            the bitchy baronets.       215 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,424        - They're both mean               girls, and that's        216 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,092           who I've been                 wrongfully labeled        217 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:14,093      as in this competition.     218 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,361           - Let's eat.           219 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:16,662             - Period.            220 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:19,866       - It's absolutely fun           to be a mean character.     221 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,735          What about the            Baroness Bronn, our villain?   222 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:26,405        - I am very, very,           very wanting the Baroness.    223 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,409         Baroness would be              like my first choice.      224 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,712         I just want to be              one of the main roles      225 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:35,948  since I haven't gotten a chance   to really step out and show.   226 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,417          - My first pick                is Baroness Bronn.        227 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,786    That is like my number one.   228 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,322    I mean, I'm very character           driven, how I look        229 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:45,157        and my physicality                 and my acting.          230 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,760        And they said last             time, my comedy timing      231 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,662     is really, really great.     232 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,831        Yeah, I just think              it's within my range.      233 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:55,535         - This is a very                dry sense of humor        234 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:59,138       that I also feel like          I would be phenomenal at.    235 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:02,608        - Megami and I both            want the Baroness role,     236 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,976         and I just don't                  see it for her.         237 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:07,046       I don't see the part         fitting her demeanor at all.   238 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,348    Well, I mean, I think this         is the one that I want,     239 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:12,285      and I think I would do           the best in this role.      240 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,619  - Rock, paper, scissors for it. 241 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,154            - [laughs]            242 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,822   - I think that would be the--  243 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:17,823         - Do you want to?        244 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,525   - That-- I'm fine with that.   245 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,093               - Oh.              246 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,729  We're all clutching our pearls,  who is going to win this rock,  247 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:24,730      paper, scissors battle?     248 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:25,965         - So rock paper,                 scissors, shoot.         249 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,300              - Yeah.                        All right.            250 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,367            Big money.                       Big money.            251 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,602           No whammies.                        - Yeah.             252 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:32,004            [together]              Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.  253 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,940               Ahh!               254 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,741          - Good for you.         255 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,243   All right, you get Baroness.   256 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,712         - Sorry, Megami.         257 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,213      Better luck next time.      258 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:45,885     - We have Mariah, Sister       Fister, and Mother Superior.   259 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,454   - I mean, I would love to do      Mother Superior, honestly.    260 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:50,756        - When hearing the             track, Mother Superior      261 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:54,594      just screamed Sapphira.     262 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,395    - I'll just take Schnitzel.   263 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:57,530      - All right, whatever.      264 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,932          - I'm a star no               matter where I'm at.       265 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,634  - I mean, I want to be Mariah.  266 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:02,868     My top choice was Mariah.    267 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,036               - Oh.                         - So do I.            268 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:05,037     - You want to be Mariah?     269 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,072   - It screamed for me, boots.   270 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,073          - And Morphine?         271 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:10,710  - I also was looking at Mariah. 272 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:11,978               - OK.              273 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,313     Well, that's unfortunate,          because I want Mariah      274 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:15,715            too, bitch.           275 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:19,518   - I personally, if I'm going        to put my two cents in,     276 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,821     I do see you as the lead.    277 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,323        I think Sapphira or              Plasma could do it.       278 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,525    - My two cents for myself,          since nobody sees me       279 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,728           as the lead,                 I feel like I haven't      280 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:32,565     gotten the opportunity to     actually have a lead anything.  281 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,000          You have a win.                  You have a win.         282 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,468           I want a win.          283 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,404   - This feels very, very true      to who I am and what I do.    284 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,639      I see myself as Mariah.     285 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,307  This is what I came here to do. 286 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,643          - My thing is,              it spoke Sapphira to me.     287 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:44,810         - Can we just say                 really quickly,         288 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,178       I do not have another              roll in my list.         289 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,179     - Girl, that doesn't mean         you get Mariah though.      290 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,180            I'm sorry.                        - No no.             291 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,548                No.               292 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,150    Well, I felt like the last         time we assigned roles,     293 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,252          I was shuffled                around a little bit.       294 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,587          - And you won.          295 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:58,591    - I need to make sure that        I'm not baby in a corner     296 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,159            this week.            297 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:01,160          I have Mariah.          298 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,329           End of list.           299 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,464  - She's putting her foot down.  300 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:08,067      - I hate to be the girl             who's like, well,        301 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,568       I want to be the lead              and nothing else,        302 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:14,940         but I want to be            the lead and nothing else.    303 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,042            - Whatever.           304 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,710       I could drop Mariah,               and if anything,         305 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,412   I might go for Sister Fister.  306 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,747         - You know what?             I'll do Mother Superior.     307 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:22,848      - And I'll take Mariah.     308 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:23,849          - There you go.         309 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,151             - Oh, OK.            310 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,353             For once,                 I tried the Plane Jane      311 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,655        technique of being                a bat-out-of-hell        312 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:32,792  bitch about it, and it worked.  313 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,995             [sniffs]                 Do I have burger fingers?    314 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,264      - Sapphira, thank you.      315 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,799           - Of course.           316 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,033           Turn it out.           317 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,535        The last queen that             I fought with a role       318 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:46,806     with and gave it to her,         she ended up going home.     319 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,474         I'm just saying.         320 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,412           - All right,                 "The Sound of Rusic."      321 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,147      Let's get this rusical                 a-cookin'.            322 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,717        - I am so excited.        323 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,618       "The Sound of Rusic"              is obviously based        324 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,619     on "The Sound of Music."     325 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,455   I'm cast as Mariah, the lead.  326 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,323        How do you solve a              problem like Mariah?       327 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,324         You don't, bitch.        328 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,526       You're stuck with me.      329 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,361          So this musical                 is sacred to me.         330 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,529  I grew up watching this movie.  331 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,231           This movie is               important in my family.     332 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,599    It's important in my life.    333 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,801   Literally, in one of my high       school graduation cards,     334 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,737          my grandparents                 wrote the lyrics         335 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,805    to "Climb Every Mountain,"           and it made me sob,       336 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,273         and I think about                 it to this day.         337 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:25,010   - Diva, I'm so happy for you.  338 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,879       Plasma won't shut up               about how excited        339 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,147    she is for this challenge.    340 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,083      She's like, I'm Mariah.           Blah-blah-blah-blah.       341 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,451     I love "Sound of Music."     342 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,153   I used to watch it as a kid.         Blah-blah-blah-blah.       343 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,055     Love you, sis, but that's          what you sound like.       344 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,023     - Has anyone else watched          "The Sound of Music,"      345 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,125           grown up with                "The Sound of Music"?      346 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,559   - No, I've never watched it.   347 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,728          - I watched it                 when I was younger.       348 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,764  I don't remember much about it. 349 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:45,931              - Work.             350 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,666          I don't want to                count my chickens,        351 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,302      but I know that I have            all the tools to take      352 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:51,637    this straight to the bank.    353 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:54,406        - We are the nuns.        354 00:12:54,507 --> 00:13:00,112   I'm thinking our role is like   the three girls in "Hairspray." 355 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,114       That's what I see us            as, which means that we     356 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,115      have a lot of attitude.     357 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,818  - Words of wisdom from Mother.  358 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,286    both: Mother "Sapphir-ior."   359 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,522        - Listen, I've been           mama-bearing these queens    360 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,557      all through the entire              season, so Mother        361 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,592  Superior fits me like a habit.  362 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,495         - I hate that my                parts are so short.       363 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,465         - But you have a                 lot of attitude,         364 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,268      so like what you have,             because we're here.       365 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,937   - I'm kind of still a little      bit pissed that Plasma just   366 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,573  got the lead role and I kind of  wasn't even considered for it.  367 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:28,574     I know I'm gonna give it.    368 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,009        It's just annoying.       369 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,145     Next time, I'm just gonna       be stern with what I want.    370 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,315       Bitch, I should have            been Blac Chyna, honey.     371 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,951      - We couldn't help but           overhear your little--      372 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,186         what's was that?         373 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,453     - I'm gonna have so much         fun with this character.     374 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,454          - Yeah, me too.         375 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,925       - It's the mean girl.      376 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,794       - The Baroness is the           villain in the rusical.     377 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,263       She runs her singing            group, The Baronettes.      378 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,699        Xunami, Plane, and              I are really feeling       379 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,167    our villain oats right now.   380 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:58,204     The role-choosing process       was very interesting to me.   381 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,273    - Who do we feel like is a     little bitter, bitter buddies.  382 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,908    - Clearly, that is Megami.    383 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,677              - Down.             384 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,412    Megami wanted bigger roles.   385 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,380       - She's worried about         fading into the background.   386 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,849         - The background.        387 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,252   - It's just kind of like the      same shtick over and over.    388 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,222    I'm going to be interested          to see how she does.       389 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,491        Let's make a little            trip around, shall we?      390 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,128     Solely because the roles            that we have chosen       391 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,699   are those of the Mean Girls,        Miku and Xunami decide      392 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,201   to stir up a little mischief.  393 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,703         Hee-hee-hee-hee.         394 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:34,974               Woo!               395 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,377    - Was that a little musical        number y'all are doing?     396 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,613         - Are we doing a              little music over here?     397 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,182        - This really does               fit you guys a lot.       398 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,183           - Thank you.           399 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,185     I wish your role fit you.    400 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:51,023     - I'm having a lot of fun     being a bitch to these bitches. 401 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:55,728        I want Plane Jane's                 wicked comedy          402 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,529   to definitely rub off on me.   403 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,898  - We believe in you, Sapphira.  404 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:02,401   Good luck, Morphine and Maya.  405 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,403        - Xunami is getting                 a little too           406 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,038    comfortable with this role.   407 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,573        It never used to be              like that with me.        408 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,208          I'm her bestie.         409 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,743           What a bitch.          410 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,312     You're hanging around too        much with Lil Plane Jane,    411 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,214        and I know she has                a crush on Plane.        412 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,949               Oops.              413 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,284        Didn't mean to say              that, but I said it.       414 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,418      - She really thought--      415 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,287       - She really thought                 you ate that.          416 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,122       - Oh, look who it is.      417 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,490             - Oh, ew.            418 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,426    - Corrupt, you nasty boys.    419 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:29,194       - How y'all feeling,                 evil bitches?          420 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,931          - I just wanted              to be a bitch for once.     421 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,466            - For once?                      - For once?           422 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,535  - So Megami, I know you didn't     get the roles that you were   423 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,804            vying for,                which were bigger roles,     424 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,608     and this role is a little      smaller and less noticeable.   425 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,109              - Ahh!              426 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:47,813   - I've already proven myself     in the girl group challenge,   427 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,848   so I'm not worried about it.   428 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,184        - Now, Miss Plane,              we're in three songs,      429 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,519  and you're in like half of one. 430 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,421         - But that's OK,            because I own my presence,    431 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:56,422   so I'm not worried about me.   432 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,656      I'm worried about you.      433 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,224     - I don't think you need         to worry about me, mama.     434 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,193           - Plane could                 teach a masterclass       435 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,530       on being a villainous              twat, so I might         436 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,065     take a few tips from her.    437 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,933       - Well, we just came             over to stir the pot.      438 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,535    - I think we're done here.    439 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,536               Bye.               440 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,205          - Bye, bitches.         441 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,673        - Do you want to go             through our end song?      442 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,141          About the freak                 out in you, baby.        443 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,376     We have the finale song.     444 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,011       - Wait, should we go             over our first song?       445 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,312      - We have three songs.      446 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,613               - Oh.              447 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,249      And I start to realize           it's so much material.      448 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,119  Plane, do I have a moment with    y'all's group in the script?   449 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,555        - Yeah, at page 17.       450 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,023              - Wait.             451 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,826       - They all get their          moments in particular acts.   452 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,663        My moment is all of              it, which is like--       453 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,098               woo.               454 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,799               Ooh.               455 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,401               Ahh!               456 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,802       The hills are alive,             and they're the sound      457 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:44,970  of me practicing at the hotel.  458 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,605       - Bitches are shaking               in their boots.         459 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,340      - I think Plasma could           hit it out of the park,     460 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,043        but I think it also           could be just so, so big.    461 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,545      I mean, that's the only         role that Plasma wanted.     462 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:54,646       - She better eat it.       463 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,648        - All on her, girl.       464 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,384            - [laughs]            465 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,419   - Being evil is kind of fun.   466 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,392          - Hey, ladies.          467 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,427     [all screaming excitedly]                - Hello.             468 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,428            - I'm Adam.           469 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,429            [together]                        Hi, Adam.            470 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,997        - Nice to meet you.       471 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,066   - So now comes the time where   we get to rehearse our rusical  472 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,901        with Adam Shankman.       473 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,103         - We're gonna get             into the choreography.      474 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,838         I'm kind of at a              disadvantage right now,     475 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:23,075    because my assistant, she's     actually running super late.   476 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,844     But hopefully, she'll get        here while we're working.    477 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,880     OK, so are we ready to do        a little bit of dancing?     478 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,114            [together]                          Yes.               479 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,649         - I'm so excited.        480 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,519    I feel like I'm auditioning        for a Broadway musical.     481 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:38,390     - This is for the opening           number, 1, 2, 3, 4.       482 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,658            Walk, walk.           483 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,793           Adding arms.           484 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,596       1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.       485 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,198      Ball change onto here.      486 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,967     - Adam is working us out.    487 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,236        - Now, 1, 2, 3, 4.        488 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,806     - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.    489 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,774    This is a lot off the bat.    490 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,911   - This is the story of three.  491 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,280      If you all can't stand           like this, y'all should     492 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,048     get out of the business.     493 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:07,019           Drag queens,               you know how to do this.     494 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,821     Oh, my assistant is here.              - I'm sorry.           495 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,888        I'm sorry I'm late.       496 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,690     [all screaming excitedly]    497 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,094        - Melissa McCarthy               is in the building.       498 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,463           - Oh, my god.                    - Oh, my god.          499 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,399     - We all know we all need         a side hustle, ladies.      500 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,435      - Bitch, that's Ursula.     501 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,672    - Molly of "Mike & Molly."    502 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,674            - Oh, dear.           503 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,743    - She's not great at this.    504 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,879        - What is going on?       505 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,748      - This is why I do not       like hiring A-list movie stars  506 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,151        to be my assistant.       507 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,520    Guys, we gotta have focus,      and we gotta keep moving on.   508 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,755     Let me just see from the      very, very top with the music.  509 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,756          - From the top.         510 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,091           - Here we go.          511 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,726              Hit it.             512 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,528   - [singing] High in the Swish                Alps,                   but it ain't Eurovision     513 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,330          - Uh, let's do                 that one more time.       514 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,600    Sapphira, remember, high in      the swish-- out front arms.   515 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,901              - Yes.              516 00:18:56,001 --> 00:19:00,706      You expect me to now be          learning choreography,      517 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,809      and Melissa McCarthy is       sitting 10 feet away from me.  518 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,547          Baby, you gotta                 be out your mind.        519 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,048       - I need focus, guys.      520 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,250       - You're doing great.      521 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,484             - Focus.                          Focus.              522 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,485              Focus.                       Focus, ladies.          523 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,222     - Anybody want a Babybel?    524 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,757             - Cheese.                         Really?             525 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:19,758           - Back here.           526 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:20,759            Back here.            527 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,794          - I'm working.          528 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,998  - This is my favorite sporting    event I've ever partaken in.   529 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,001   - How do we go from learning        a choreo for a rusical      530 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,335         to cheese flying                 in the air being         531 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,870    thrown by Melissa McCarthy?   532 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,639      - We have a lot to do.      533 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,475     Everybody, just hold onto      your cheese until we're done.  534 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,611      - I am going to have to           pick up the dog soon.      535 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:40,946       All right, I'm going              to go get the dogs.       536 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,615        I just want to say,          if I can take one minute--    537 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,050       I just adore you all.      538 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,485       I adore what you do.       539 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,288        Drag is a big part             of why I have a career.     540 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,491     I was going to drag shows       when I shouldn't have been,   541 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,027   and it literally gave me the      courage to get up on stage.   542 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,428        I started in drag.        543 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,097        I started in a big,          old red wig called Miss Y.    544 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,767  So when I look at you fighting      to carve out your space,     545 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,235       it makes me so proud.      546 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,437   And I just want to thank you       for it and root for you.     547 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,073     And you're all gorgeous,       ladies, and I just love you.   548 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,541          Just keep doing                what you're doing.        549 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,076           It's not only                 wildly entertaining       550 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,245        and it brings joy;                 it's important.         551 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,081         And fight for it,             because it's worth it.      552 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,650      - Listening to Melissa          McCarthy talk about drag     553 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,718         and even getting                  a little choked         554 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,687         up talking to us                 about it, it just        555 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,156         makes me realize                  how significant         556 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,958      it is to even be here.      557 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,492   - And there's no small parts.  558 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,528         - It almost feels               like she's talking        559 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,296          to me directly                because I was really       560 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,698  mad about having a small part.  561 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,566        I was being a brat              and a diva about it.       562 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,969       She read me the filth        without reading me to filth.   563 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,870      Let me eat this cheese,           because you're right.      564 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,372           - Thank you.           565 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,373        Thank you so much.        566 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,741          - Bye, ladies.          567 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:43,775           - OK, great.           568 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:44,977      We're going to move on.     569 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,178        - We've gotten some               words of wisdom.         570 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,479        Now it's time to go              do this damn thing.       571 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,215       - Let me look at the           little Mariah piece here.    572 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,384         - From what I've               seen of Adam's work,       573 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:56,455     he is looking for polish,       precision, professionalism.   574 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,789          Oh, my god he's               looking for P-words.       575 00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,391     He's looking for Plasma.     576 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,827        - I can't reiterate                enough how much         577 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,395   is riding on you on this one.  578 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,796        So in the opening--       579 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:10,869  [singing] My heels may be high,       but my spirit is low       580 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,638   - It's the hunchback for me.   581 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:13,705           - [snickers]                        - Yeah.             582 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,641     - Hunch that back, girl.     583 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:19,311 - [singing] But my spirit is low 584 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:23,715    - Honey, Plasma is 24 years      old, but has the scoliosis    585 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,550         of a 65-year-old.        586 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:30,722        - Let me see Mother         Superior and the Bad Habits.   587 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,592     You guys are sort of the          narrators of the piece,     588 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:37,162        and this is rooted            in '60s kind of dancing.     589 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:42,901        So it's pony, pony,                jerk, and jerk.         590 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,803            5, 6, 7, 8.           591 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:47,105     [singing] How do you tell              a drag queen           592 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:48,240             2, 3, 4--            593 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:49,775 [singing] To not perform a split 594 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,710            - Oh, shit.           595 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,346         The choreography              is not what I expected.     596 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,915       I was expecting just             going with the flow.       597 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,985     - I'm assuming you chose       these roles because you feel   598 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,486    like you can dance, right?                 - Yeah.             599 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:02,621       - What kind of dance?      600 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,323      - I usually do hip-hop.     601 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,791  I do kicks, flips, everything.  602 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,527       - This is straight-up              musical theater.         603 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,162      This isn't everybody's                comfort zone.          604 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,798    - I am concerned for Maya.    605 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,666         I know that she's               the queen of flips,       606 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,768       but I don't see this             nun doing any flips.       607 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,103     - I'm missing something.     608 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:19,604      - It's your feet, baby.     609 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,973         - Rooting for you                 though, sister.         610 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,508      Not my Jane impression.     611 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:24,509                Ew.               612 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:25,877          - OK, sit down.         613 00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:28,680            Next group,              Baroness and the Baronets.    614 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,883     - It's mostly about like,     we're too lazy to actually have 615 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:34,386    to move, but when we move,             we move great.          616 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,455       - It's Gloria Swanson           in "Sunset Boulevard,"      617 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,223    where she's like, I'm ready       for my close up, DeMille.    618 00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:41,960  - And then bam, bam, hit, down. 619 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,128            OK, hit it.           620 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,396  - [singing] You should break up 621 00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:45,497       - [singing] Break up              - [singing] Bye-bye       622 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:46,965        - [singing] Bye-bye       623 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,534  - [singing] Maybe we'll see you         in the next life         624 00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:54,473     - Q, the Baroness is the          full woman experience,      625 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,274          and I'm getting               just straight-up boy       626 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,542        from you right now.       627 00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:58,543     Do you know what I mean?     628 00:22:58,643 --> 00:22:59,878        I see a messy man.        629 00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:02,614         - So once again,            Q is Frankenstein up there    630 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,015          clomping along.         631 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,585     - How I'm feeling this is         going to go is like Q's     632 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,988    gonna be lip-syncing again.   633 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:12,324        Maybe I should have             just taken that role.      634 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,459 - [singing] You should break up,             break up             635 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,961        - [singing] Bye-bye              - [singing] Bye-bye       636 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,830  - [singing] Maybe we'll see you         in the next life         637 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:20,265              So long             638 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:21,600         So long, so long         639 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,068       - You didn't look as              confident just now.       640 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,836   - Yeah, I'm not getting the--  641 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:26,438  I'm not picking up the timing.  642 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:29,174       - You've got to find             a way to get in there      643 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,575        and make sure that                you look exactly         644 00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,010    like each other physically.   645 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,746         - After all that          shit talking, it's kind of fun  646 00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:37,749            to look at,                because I love watching     647 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:40,152      other people struggle.      648 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,386         - OK, moving on.         649 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,654     Let me see the Von Snaps.    650 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:45,257      So let me just show you         your introduction stuff.     651 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:48,326       When the oom-pah-pahs           come in, you guys go up     652 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,128         and you go down,              just in terms of that.      653 00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:52,497      So you're just going to           do-- you go up first.      654 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:53,732      Bump, bump, bump, bump.     655 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,500      Bump, bump, bump, bump.             Bump, bump, bump.        656 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,335         Bump, bump, bump.             You're already scared.      657 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,870              - Yeah.             658 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:02,874   - What's really important is    that this all be very precise.  659 00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:04,476       - Don't fuck that up.      660 00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:07,779          - Miss Megami,            can we do it a little better?  661 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:08,780           I don't know.          662 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,515      It's really easy, mama.     663 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,819      - [singing] My name is                 Schnitzel,                   and I want to marry       664 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:18,190     But all the boys tell me         my schnitzel is too hairy    665 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,626   - Like, I'm pulling for you,     but this is going to be hard.  666 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:24,529     - I'm slow on choreo, but        when I get it, I get it.     667 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,898      - I'm not going to lie,         a lot of work to do here.    668 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:28,200              - Girl,                 I'm here watching Megami     669 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,901    about to fall on her face.    670 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:33,004      I think she might need        Plane Jane's immunity potion,  671 00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:35,507     but I'm not sure if Plane        is gonna give it to her.     672 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,445     - [singing] Gotta wake up    673 00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:41,446            - Oh, shit.           674 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:43,582        - We're going home.       675 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:47,452    - Today is the day where we      debut "The Sound of Rusic."   676 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:48,854  And I feel like Joan Crawford.  677 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:51,756    I did my little witch hazel        ice bath this morning,      678 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:55,227         and I'm ready to                 be a star, baby.         679 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,195          [upbeat music]          680 00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:58,230    Sapphira, how do you feel?    681 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,564          - I feel great.         682 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,565   I just gotta be an old lady.   683 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:01,800       That's me every day.       684 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,034        - So you don't have           immunity anymore though.     685 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:04,769               - Oh.                            - Oh.              686 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:05,871           - Oh, my god.                   - I don't care.         687 00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:07,138          - That's right.         688 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:10,308      - I don't have a safety         net, and I don't believe     689 00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:11,843  that I'll be needing immunity.  690 00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,679       I'm feeling like the         superior Mother Sapphir-ior.   691 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:20,752  - Did you immediately gravitate   towards that Baron Mia role?   692 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:21,953            - Oh, yeah.           693 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:24,623       - You heard the very              clear man's voice,        694 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,491     and you said, that's me.     695 00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,560       - Bitch, you got the          squarest head in this room.   696 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,828              - I do.             697 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,363          - And you have                the most facial hair       698 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:34,599      out of anybody in this        room, so don't play with me.   699 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:38,069         After rehearsing                 all night, I feel        700 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,105  a lot better about the choreo.  701 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,108    My goal is to redeem myself    from the Girl Group Challenge.  702 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:47,178  I want to show the judges that   I can move and I can have fun.  703 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,681        - Do y'all have any             background that would      704 00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:50,882    aid you in this challenge?    705 00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,318         - Yeah, I do have               a dance background.       706 00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:56,888      I was a ballroom dancer        for nine years of my life,    707 00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:58,456           I would say.           708 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,225   I started ballroom dance when   I was about six or seven years  709 00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:03,194        old, and I competed                in competitions         710 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,864          across the U.S.                 and even abroad,         711 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:08,033     and I really enjoyed it.     712 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,467         But then I quit.         713 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,869   I quit ballroom dance because       somebody in high school     714 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,237     told me that it was gay.     715 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,940        - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.       716 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,541    - I quit something that was      actually very, very special   717 00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:20,712      to me, because I didn't        want to raise any eyebrows,   718 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:26,284     and it's probably one of        my biggest regrets in life.   719 00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:29,721       - So are you girlies,         like, musical theater gays?   720 00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:32,057               - No.                            - No.              721 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,992     - Growing up in New York,        I remember when I was 17     722 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,628       and I went to go see           "Hairspray" on Broadway.     723 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:41,833   And Edna was technically the     first drag person that I ever  724 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,969   saw in front of me on stage.   725 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,805          I was like, um,                 this is amazing.         726 00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:49,674   What is happening right now?   727 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,410     I did love meeting Adam.     728 00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:55,680    "Hairspray" is literally my     favorite musical of all time.  729 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,383       I saw the "Hairspray"              movie in theaters        730 00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:00,185     like five fucking times.     731 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,355   I have rehearsed, rehearsed,         rehearsed my ass off.      732 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,157         I really want to              impress Adam, because I     733 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:09,694         want him to cast                me in "Hairspray 2:       734 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:10,795        Electric Boogaloo."       735 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:14,099          [upbeat music]          736 00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,900  - I love your eye makeup today. 737 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:18,303        - Thank you, it's--       738 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:19,771       - That is shadiness.       739 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:21,106         That is playful.         740 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:23,842     - You've been working on         this eye for a long time.    741 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:28,179   - She laid a layer of oatmeal       down first before she--     742 00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:29,514         - Bad makeup day?        743 00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:31,449            [laughter]                    - Bad makeup day.        744 00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:33,018         - It's about the                 finished product,        745 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,019    it's not about the journey.   746 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,120           - You right.           747 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,488        Every time you put                 on your makeup,         748 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,356    I'll be like, what because         this clown bitch doing?     749 00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:39,858          - Oh, my gosh.          750 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,860    - And then she puts on the     hair and lashes and the heels.  751 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,529   And I'd be like, what because       this clown bitch doing?     752 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:47,198            [laughter]            753 00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:50,268      [Rupaul's "Cover Girl"]     754 00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:04,482      - [singing] Cover Girl,         put the bass in your walk    755 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:08,853           Head to toe,               let your whole body talk     756 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,255            - [laughs]            757 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,992    - Welcome to the main stage       of "RuPaul's Drag Race."     758 00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:19,297     She's 16 going on 17, and       that's just her shoe size.    759 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:20,365            [laughter]            760 00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:21,466         Michelle Visage.         761 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,501            - Well, Ru,                you know what they say      762 00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,170    about a girl with big feet.   763 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,204            - No, what?           764 00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,338          - Big bunions.          765 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:28,673            [laughter]            766 00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:32,310       - And, Ross Matthews,                 how do you            767 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:34,379   hold a moonbeam in your hand?  768 00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:36,247         - Oh, I just grab                it and choke it.         769 00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:37,348            [laughter]            770 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:40,885   - My moonbeam likes it rough.  771 00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:45,623          - Welcome back,            the fabulous Adam Shankman.   772 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,759         What are a few of              your favorite things?      773 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,327  - They're all battery-powered.  774 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:51,463            [laughter]            775 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:55,200    - This week, we challenged      our queens to steal the show   776 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,736     in "The Sound of Rusic."     777 00:28:57,836 --> 00:29:02,440  Racers, start your engines, and   may the best drag queen win.   778 00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:07,645        And now, the world         premiere, "The Sound of Rusic." 779 00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:14,018         - Our story opens             at The Abby, a gay bar      780 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,387      high in the Swish Alps.     781 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:19,157          [upbeat music]          782 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,159           [all singing]             This is the story of three    783 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,861     Girl groups on a mission     784 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:26,331        To win first place             in a musical tradition      785 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,300      High in the Swish Alps,          but it ain't Eurovision     786 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,870         It's the Salzburg                   Rusic Music           787 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:34,672        Singing Competition                   festival             788 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,610            - And now,              introducing our competitors.   789 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,612       Performing nightly at            the Abby, its Mother       790 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,447   Superior and the Bad Habits.   791 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:43,448           - Ooh, girl.           792 00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:44,916           - 1, 2, 3, 4.          793 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,551        [singing together]               Jesus is a biscuit        794 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,887      And I'm stuck in a rut      795 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:51,756     - Headlining weekends at      Salzburger Mary's, their music  796 00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:52,924           really slaps.          797 00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:55,827   They're the Family Von Snaps.  798 00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:57,729        [singing together]                Yodelay, yodelay         799 00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,097       - [singing] Pine cone      800 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,799           - Pine cone?                        - Yeah.             801 00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:03,935     - And finally, from Club          Anal Vice, the reigning     802 00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:06,337         champions for the                 past 35 years--         803 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,072    they never break a sweat--    804 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,975      it's the Baroness Bronn            and her Baronettes.       805 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:14,212        [singing together]                   Ahh ahh ahh           806 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,480            - Ah, that.           807 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,382  You expect us to sing for free? 808 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,917          Keep it moving.         809 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:21,119  - But there's a problem blowing    in the wind for the Sisters   810 00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:23,521           at the Abby,               and they call the wind--     811 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:24,622             - Mariah.            812 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:27,592          Mariah. Mariah.         813 00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:31,362 - [singing] My heels may be high 814 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:36,134       But my spirit is low       815 00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:39,470       I want to be the star      816 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:44,475    Of a brand-new badass show    817 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:48,012        I'm longing to let                all my freak out         818 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:52,951       To seek out adventure         that's new and fresh and me   819 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,052           - Quiet girl.          820 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:55,587         We don't need to               hear your life story.      821 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,055         - What makes you                think you have what       822 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,223    it takes to be a Bad Habit?   823 00:30:58,323 --> 00:30:59,958          - Because I can                sing eight octaves,       824 00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:00,992  and I look sickening in black.  825 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:02,260            [together]                           Mm.               826 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,530       - Do I finally get to          perform my solo tonight?     827 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,499        [singing together]             How do you tame Mariah      828 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,868       She gets on my nerves      829 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,836           But she's oh,                   so sweet though         830 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:14,906          She can't just                   be in the choir         831 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:16,307        She sings harmonies       832 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,309        During all my solos       833 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:22,814      - Sisters, we were once          young queens ourselves.     834 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:25,250       - And the Lord works              in mysterious ways.       835 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,885      - So do serial killers.     836 00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,753         - She's too much.        837 00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:31,522   [singing together] How do you          tell a drag queen        838 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,492     To not go for the splits?    839 00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:37,962      How do you tell Mariah      840 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,899    To stick to the way it is?    841 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:42,667    - [singing] How do you tame                Mariah?             842 00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:44,269    - [singing] How do you tame                Mariah?             843 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:46,170    She gets on my nerves, but       she's just so sweet though    844 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,172    - [singing] She gets on my               nerves, but              she's just so sweet though    845 00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:49,307          She can't just                   be in the choir         846 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,742          She can't just                   be in the choir         847 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:54,279        She sings harmonies              during all my solos       848 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:57,382   [singing together] How do you          tell a drag queen        849 00:31:57,482 --> 00:31:59,517     To not go for the splits?    850 00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:00,985           - You don't.           851 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,955        [singing together]             How do you tell Mariah      852 00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:05,823    To stick to the way it is?    853 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,292      - [singing] No, no, no      854 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:08,826        [singing together]             How do you tame Mariah      855 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,030      How do you tame Mariah?     856 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,299        - Mother Superior,              I have a confession.       857 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,567       - You know we're not              actual nuns, right?       858 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:19,170     But let me guess, there's        something you cunt face.     859 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:20,672    - What'd you just call me?    860 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,207      I feel a calling, and I        think it's my inner freak.    861 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:24,575         What should I do?        862 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:26,978      - My child, if there's         one thing I know for sure,    863 00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:28,813   you can't keep your freak in.  864 00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:29,948     You can only let it out.     865 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:30,949              - But--             866 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:31,950              - Shh.              867 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:35,153   [singing] I was just like you  868 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:38,556           Curious about                  the great unknown        869 00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:39,557             - But I--            870 00:32:39,657 --> 00:32:40,558               - Ah.              871 00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:43,027   [singing] I was just like you  872 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:46,531             So young,                but so ready to be grown     873 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:47,532        - It's just that--        874 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:48,533             - Uh-uh.             875 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,769             [singing]                There's a very big chance    876 00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:56,641       That it won't go away      877 00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,577       But who am I to say?       878 00:32:59,677 --> 00:33:03,715       Find out for yourself      879 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,683       - Well, that doesn't             sound very inspiring.      880 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,051         - Hush, my child.        881 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,820         This is my solo.         882 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,858   [singing] There's a very big                chance,                    a really big chance       883 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:17,095         An overwhelmingly            not-in-your-favor chance     884 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:21,199       That it won't go away      885 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,267       But who am I to say?       886 00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:26,904          both: [singing]                   Find out for           887 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,073        - [singing] Your--                 - [singing] My          888 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,110          both: [singing]                     Yourself             889 00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:34,345            [laughter]            890 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:36,881       - But I'm afraid I'll            never find my tribe.       891 00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:38,383         If only the Lord               would send me a sign.      892 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:39,384            - Telegram.           893 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:40,952       - "Von Snap family."       894 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,053               Stop.              895 00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:43,488           "Looking for                  a new lead singer."       896 00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:44,555               Stop.              897 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,257         "Must love freaks                and pine cones."         898 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:47,625            both: Stop.           899 00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:48,993           - Don't stop.          900 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:50,328             Maybe the                 Von Snaps are my tribe.     901 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,329            No offense.           902 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:53,898   - Mariah, this is your sign.   903 00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:54,999            - Uh, yeah.           904 00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:59,871  - [singing] Find out for your-- 905 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,473         - Yeah, I got it.        906 00:34:02,573 --> 00:34:05,676             Yourself             907 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:09,847            [applause]            908 00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:10,882         [doorbell rings]         909 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,617      - Hello, hello, hello.      910 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,285    You must be the Von Snaps.    911 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:17,055     I'm your new lead singer,             Mariah Grande.          912 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:18,623     Tell me about yourselves.    913 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,691         [whistle tooting]        914 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,293  - [singing] My name is Strudel  915 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:24,128      I like churning butter      916 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:29,200        Sometimes I doodle             and suck a goat's udder     917 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:30,568       - Very farm to table.      918 00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:31,936           [sheep bahs]           919 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:35,006      - [singing] My name is                 Schnitzel,                   and I want to marry       920 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:39,077     But all the boys tell me         my schnitzel is too hairy    921 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:42,680    - Oh, that's very personal.   922 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,148   - [singing] My name is Diesl   923 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,250          I like sitting                    on pine cones          924 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:49,320      French kissing kittens          and sitting on pine cones    925 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,056   - And smelling my pine cones       and dating my pine cones.    926 00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:55,860        - Wow, that's very            specific, but that's OK.     927 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,398     All we need is a little--      um, flash, pizzazz, sparkle.   928 00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:02,834       - Oh, so you want us             to drag the shit up?       929 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:03,935     - Where should we start?     930 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,503        - How about at the                 very beginning?         931 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,605          - That's a very               good place to start.       932 00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:09,407              Hit it.             933 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:12,743             [singing]                     I'll say a word         934 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:17,682     Then you say first thing          that comes to your mind     935 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,151       When I say that word       936 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,086        Yeah, say anything        937 00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:25,823           No, don't you                  dare think twice         938 00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:26,924      Let's drag this shit up     939 00:35:27,024 --> 00:35:27,959            Let it flow           940 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,393    I'll start, and then you go   941 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,828               Girl               942 00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:32,063        [singing together]                      Girl               943 00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:33,397      - [singing] Like girl,             I'll have some tea        944 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:34,599          - [singing] Tea         945 00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:35,766        [singing together]                       Tea               946 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,835         - [singing] Like,            when we're throwing shade    947 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:38,836         - [singing] Shade        948 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:39,837        [singing together]                      Shade              949 00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:41,506   - [singing] My favorite shady                tree               950 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,975    - [singing] Not what I was                thinking             951 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,911       But let's start again            with girl, girl, girl      952 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:47,945        [singing together]                      Girl               953 00:35:48,045 --> 00:35:49,313   - [singing] A name my friends               call me             954 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,515          - [singing] Tea         955 00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:51,516        [singing together]                       Tea               956 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,417  - [singing] Come sit next to me 957 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:54,418         - [singing] Shade        958 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:55,853        [singing together]                      Shade              959 00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:57,722   - [singing] My other favorite                tree               960 00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,624 - [singing] You really don't get               this               961 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:02,426       But let's start again            with girl, girl, girl      962 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:03,661        [singing together]             Girl, give me that tea      963 00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:05,496          When I got tea,                 I'ma throw shade         964 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,498         I'ma throw shade                  under that tree         965 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:10,768   - [singing] Let's start again        with girl, girl, girl      966 00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,003        [singing together]             Girl, give me that tea      967 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,237          When I got tea,                 I'ma throw shade         968 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:15,339         I'ma throw shade                  under that tree         969 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:18,242   - [singing] Let's start again        with girl, girl, girl      970 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:19,377         - [singing] Tea.                 - [singing] Shade        971 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,579       - [singing] Pine cone      972 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,047     [sinister dramatic music]    973 00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:24,715         both: Hey, girls.        974 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:26,684      - We couldn't help but           overhear your little--      975 00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:28,519    was that a musical number?    976 00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:29,520           It was cute.           977 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,189      - We're enemies, right?     978 00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:32,757    So let us give you the tea.   979 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,660       - No one in the Swish         Alps wants to hear whatever   980 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,094    freaky music you call that.   981 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,263          - You're all 16                 going on nowhere.        982 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,965   - We're actually in our 20s.   983 00:36:41,065 --> 00:36:44,001        - So in conclusion,             you should break up.       984 00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:45,002        [singing] Break up               - [singing] Bye-bye       985 00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:46,204        - [singing] Bye-bye       986 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:47,205  - [singing] Maybe we'll see you 987 00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:48,839          both: [singing]                 In the next life         988 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,041              So long             989 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:51,242        - [singing] So long              - [singing] So long       990 00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:52,877       - [singing] Farewell             - [singing] Farewell       991 00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:54,979          both: [singing]               We'll see you in hell      992 00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:56,347       - You can't stop us.       993 00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:57,481        - Oh, yes, we can.        994 00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,650        We stole this thing                from your car.          995 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,653      So good luck getting to         the Salzburg Rusic Music     996 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:03,788   Singing Competition Festival.  997 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,089         - And Tournament.        998 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:09,093       - We'll never make it           to the competition now.     999 00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:11,295            [applause]            1000 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:14,498    [dramatic classical music]    1001 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:16,200        [singing together]              It's competition day       1002 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,302    And the tensions are higher   1003 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:19,704        There's a Baroness        1004 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,672       Her pussy is on fire       1005 00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:25,509        But where oh where          are the Von Snaps and Mariah?  1006 00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:27,678      - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.      1007 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:29,981    [singing together] It's the               Salzburg                    Rusic Music Singing       1008 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:36,587       Competition Festival           Tournament and Hair Show     1009 00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:37,989               - OK.              1010 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,191       Give it up for Mother        Superior and the Bad Habits.   1011 00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,892        Thank you, ladies.        1012 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:44,862        And now, it's time             for Mariah and the Von      1013 00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:46,430       Snap Family Singers.       1014 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:47,632          [horn fanfare]          1015 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:51,402        I said, Mariah and              the Family Von Snap.       1016 00:37:51,502 --> 00:37:52,536          [horn fanfare]          1017 00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,438   Looks like they're a no-show.  1018 00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:56,540        I guess that means             next up is everybody's      1019 00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:58,409       favorite nationalist                 and reigning           1020 00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:02,246      champions, the Baroness         Bronn and her Baronettes.    1021 00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:06,317    - It is my privilege to be       with you here this evening.   1022 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:08,019            - [laughs]            1023 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:11,856   - [singing] If you're walking           through a field         1024 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:15,259    Of beautiful white flowers    1025 00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:18,296            And you see                   a lonely red rose        1026 00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:21,032    That's fragrant and pewter    1027 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,268    You should go over to that    1028 00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:27,705            Unique and                   gorgeous red flower       1029 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:33,678    And tear it out by the root   1030 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:37,581      Believe me, believe me      1031 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:41,619        How can I be wrong                  if I'm right?          1032 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,688  - Is she saying right or white? 1033 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,357        - Get your freaking              feet off the stage.       1034 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:47,958        [singing together]                   Conformity            1035 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,794           - I love it.           1036 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:50,928        [singing together]                   Uniformity            1037 00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,230   - Ah, that's a good one too.   1038 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,699        [singing together]                   Nationality           1039 00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:57,001          - My favorite!          1040 00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,569        [singing together]                   And talent            1041 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,038     - [singing] Bring it home    1042 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:04,742          all: [singing]               Believe me, believe me      1043 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:08,813        How can I be wrong                  if I'm right?          1044 00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:12,116   - For the 36th year in a row,     the winner of the Salzburg    1045 00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:15,252        Rusic Music Singing             Competition Festival       1046 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,855       Tournament Hair Show        and Swap Meet is the Baroness-- 1047 00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:18,856              - Wait.             1048 00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,191      - How did you get here?     1049 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,193         - It's literally                a five-minute walk.       1050 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:23,861        You may have stolen               our spark plugs,         1051 00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:25,429         but you couldn't                steal our sparkles.       1052 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,832            - Actually,            we stole your distributor cap.  1053 00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,200        - But your wordplay                 is adorable.           1054 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,402       - All that matters is            that we're here now,       1055 00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:33,003          and we want to                 let our freak out.        1056 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,405        - That sounds vile.       1057 00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,640      - Maybe to you, but one       group doesn't get to dictate   1058 00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:38,142    what's right for everybody.   1059 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:41,078    We have a right to sing our      own music in our own style.   1060 00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:42,246              Hit it.             1061 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:43,647           [dance music]          1062 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:45,783  [singing] What do you do if you       can't find your tribe      1063 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,451     And you don't feel alive     1064 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,520           And you just                    want to thrive?         1065 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,722  - [singing] What do you do when                you                    know that you're stuck      1066 00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:56,260   And you're down on your luck,      and you just had enough?     1067 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,396    - [singing] Don't be scared            of your strange         1068 00:39:58,496 --> 00:39:59,397           Life is short          1069 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,766          Do it your way          1070 00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:05,236  [singing together] If you dance                to                        a different beat         1071 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:08,105          And you want to                 let your fantasy         1072 00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:11,442      Baby, it's time to blow     1073 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:15,246     Let the freak out in you     1074 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,782  - [singing] What do you do when      you're ready to change      1075 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:21,585   And when you finally change,     then it all turns out great?   1076 00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,121  - [singing] What do you do when       you find a pine cone       1077 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:27,191   And you love that pine cone,      and you can't take it home?   1078 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:28,459             - Diesl!             1079 00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:29,460              - What?             1080 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,195       That's my narrative.       1081 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:34,398  [singing together] If you dance        to a different beat       1082 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:37,401          And you want to                 live your fantasy        1083 00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:40,571          Baby, it's your                   time to blow           1084 00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:43,107     Let the freak out in you     1085 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:46,944        - And the winner is           Mariah and the Von Snaps.    1086 00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:48,012              - Yay!              1087 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,947          all: [singing]                  Let the freak out        1088 00:40:50,047 --> 00:40:51,782         Let the freak out        1089 00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:55,019     Let the freak out in you     1090 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,923      - So if someone wanted         to let out her inner freak,   1091 00:40:59,023 --> 00:40:59,957       how would she do it?       1092 00:41:00,057 --> 00:41:01,025       Asking for a friend.       1093 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,593       - Come on, it's fun.       1094 00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:03,727        Smell my pine cone.       1095 00:41:03,828 --> 00:41:05,095     - Mm, I'm not there yet.     1096 00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:07,298        - And what have we             learned from all this?      1097 00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:09,633        [singing together]                 Find your song          1098 00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:11,402           Learn it well          1099 00:41:11,502 --> 00:41:13,571          Sing out strong         1100 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:19,810      And find out for your--     1101 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:25,749             Yourself             1102 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:30,020       [cheers and applause]      1103 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:34,758          - Category is,             I Could Buy Myself Flowers.   1104 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:37,695         Up first, Plasma.        1105 00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:40,831     Don't rain on my parade.     1106 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:42,867      - So my favorite movie          musicals of all time are     1107 00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:45,703       "My Fair Lady" and--        you guessed it-- "Funny Girl."  1108 00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:47,638   And of course in "Funny Girl"     she gets a blue marble egg    1109 00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:48,739         and yellow roses.        1110 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,641  So I'm decked in yellow roses.  1111 00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:52,142          How do you do?          1112 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:55,813     - She's also known as the         Yellow Rose of Sylmar.      1113 00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:59,850            [laughter]            1114 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,186        - Sapphira Cristál.       1115 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,221            - Ooh, wow.                        - Ooh.              1116 00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:07,658        - Y'all, this bitch                is pollinated.          1117 00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:09,793    - This is my fantasy drag.    1118 00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:12,129    Big, huge petals as wings.    1119 00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:14,598   I'm such a big flower, I can       barely fit on the runway,    1120 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,400   and that is Sapphira Cristál.  1121 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,835     She cannot be contained.     1122 00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,470       - You down with FTD?       1123 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:22,206       - Yeah, you know me.       1124 00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:23,707            - Morphine.           1125 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,242         - Is it just me,                or does that outfit       1126 00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:27,878  make her look a little hippie?  1127 00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:31,482        - My runway look is            flower child Miami girl     1128 00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:34,351   who went back in time to the       1970s, went to Woodstock,    1129 00:42:34,451 --> 00:42:35,753  and is just happy to be there.  1130 00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:38,155         And oop, there's              something in my tongue.     1131 00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:39,356      Oh, the good, old days.     1132 00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,659    - Oh, she's seeing trails.    1133 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:43,193    - You know where she lives?   1134 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,361             - Where?             1135 00:42:44,461 --> 00:42:47,531        - On the corner of                Assbury and Hate.        1136 00:42:47,631 --> 00:42:48,966              - Maya.             1137 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,702       - She's Pearl Bailey,           in the musical version      1138 00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:53,170        of "Citizen Kane."        1139 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:55,306         - That's exactly               what I was thinking.       1140 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,207      - It's called Rosebud.      1141 00:42:57,308 --> 00:43:00,511          - This look is                  100% representing        1142 00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:02,346       Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.      1143 00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:06,183   I chose to be a rose, full of     stones, glitz, and glamour.   1144 00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:07,785      - You heard of the book          "Flowers in the Attic"?     1145 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:08,953             - Uh-huh.            1146 00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:10,654          - Well, this is               "Flowers in the Ass."      1147 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,990            [laughter]            1148 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,458               Dawn.              1149 00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:19,663     I hear the new season of      "The Bachelorette" is twisted.  1150 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:22,700    - This runway is Gol-Dawn.    1151 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,468      She is a forlorn lover.     1152 00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:27,838  She's been dead for years, and   she's kind of pissed about it.  1153 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:31,508         Inspired by dead              flowers on gravestones,     1154 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,445          and I'm really                 sad, but gorgeous.        1155 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,280    - Every Rose has its horn.    1156 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,748          - That's true.          1157 00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,283             - Megami.            1158 00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:42,653    - Oh, my god, my beautiful        wedding dress is stained.    1159 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:46,256      - And from the Wisteria         Lane Lingerie Collection.    1160 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:50,561   - It's my wedding day, so I'm     giving you a sexy and chic    1161 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:53,163        and maybe a little               bit of campy bride.       1162 00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:54,698  Honey, I'm getting deflowered.  1163 00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:57,668      - Tonight's the night.      1164 00:43:57,768 --> 00:43:59,136            - Nymphia.            1165 00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:05,109        - Isn't she a sight             for sore "cact-eyes."      1166 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,645         Oh, guys, she's a              grower, not a shower.      1167 00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:08,979              - Yeah.             1168 00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:11,181        - This look is very             Nymphia because it's       1169 00:44:11,281 --> 00:44:15,352   very camp and very unexpected      and well made, of course.    1170 00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:16,920    How could I miss that part?   1171 00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:18,822            - Actually,                she woke up like this.      1172 00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:21,859           It's a duvet.          1173 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,661           - It's cute.           1174 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:27,164      - I loathe hydrangeas.      1175 00:44:27,264 --> 00:44:30,000        - I'm serving lotus          mantis, more creature-esque   1176 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,702     with the very long arms.     1177 00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:35,305    Lurching down this runway,       every detail on this outfit   1178 00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:36,707          is thought out.         1179 00:44:36,807 --> 00:44:38,442         I'm always going                 to surprise you.         1180 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:43,147   - She's giving alien glitter,      table centerpiece hooker.    1181 00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:46,917        - At least someone                is getting laid.         1182 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:48,285           - Plane Jane.          1183 00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:51,755       - Kids, you can lead              a whore to culture.       1184 00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:56,493    - I'm giving you Rapunzel,        and I'm pulling my hair.     1185 00:44:56,593 --> 00:45:00,264       And on the very tail           end, my beautiful prince.    1186 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,599       This look is a little            bit different for me,      1187 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,368       but I'm still giving               you that element         1188 00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:06,870        of camp that you've                 come to know,          1189 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:08,372     love, and expect from me.    1190 00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:09,473          - Have you met                 her new boyfriend?        1191 00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:10,474               - No.              1192 00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:14,511        - He's just a doll.       1193 00:45:14,611 --> 00:45:16,246             - Xunami.            1194 00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,382        Xunami is starring              in the new production      1195 00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:19,717    of "Little Shop of Whores."   1196 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:20,918              - Yeah.             1197 00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:22,986          What I'm giving                today on the runway       1198 00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:25,622    is an upside-down bouquet.    1199 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:29,660       I have my cellophane               stall around me.         1200 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,765   The bodice are the stems, and    the ruffles are the flowers,   1201 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:38,836     so the ruffles in motion            are fully bringing        1202 00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:40,070     the whole fantasy alive.     1203 00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:41,438  - You know her favorite author? 1204 00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:42,439               - No.              1205 00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:43,440               Who?               1206 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:45,676          - Judy "Bloom."         1207 00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:48,145         - You are silly.         1208 00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:51,148        - Welcome, queens.        1209 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:54,651     I've made some decisions.    1210 00:45:54,752 --> 00:46:00,324  But first, one immunity potion      is still in circulation.     1211 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,894      Plane Jane, do you wish           to use it this week?       1212 00:46:03,994 --> 00:46:07,331         [dramatic music]         1213 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,933     - I'm not thirsty, mama.     1214 00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:13,837   - I'll be the judge of that.   1215 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,875      When I call your name,            please step forward.       1216 00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:19,610               Dawn.              1217 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:21,578           Nymphia Wind.          1218 00:46:21,678 --> 00:46:23,747            Plane Jane.           1219 00:46:23,847 --> 00:46:25,949           Xunami Muse.           1220 00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:28,051    Good job this week, ladies.   1221 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:33,724         You are all safe.        1222 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:36,693     You may leave the stage.     1223 00:46:40,497 --> 00:46:43,467       Now it's time for the             judges' critiques.        1224 00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:45,102         Up first, Plasma.        1225 00:46:45,202 --> 00:46:48,138       - This look tonight,              this is beautiful.        1226 00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:50,073            Though very                 Dolly Levi, it's you.      1227 00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:51,975         - It is gorgeous.        1228 00:46:52,075 --> 00:46:53,944  - Let's talk about the rusical. 1229 00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:56,380       Taking the main role               is always a risk.        1230 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,015           It could have                 been do, ray, meh,        1231 00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:00,751    but it was do, ray, major.    1232 00:47:00,851 --> 00:47:05,956   You had so many nuances that    makes the theater the theatre.  1233 00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,858    There were no crumbs left.    1234 00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:10,360   - The amount of dialogue you    just had to learn to lip sync,  1235 00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:13,864      you had to do the most       dancing, and you never wavered, 1236 00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,399  you should be incredibly proud. 1237 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,234       - You were fantastic.      1238 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:20,070     I mean, just the energy,              you were in it.         1239 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,271       - Thank you so much.       1240 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:24,141           - All right,              let's move on to Sapphira.    1241 00:47:24,241 --> 00:47:26,476     - This is a masterpiece.     1242 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:30,514        It's very carnival,          but it's just so beautiful.   1243 00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:34,117       Where Plasma excelled           as the leading actress,     1244 00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:37,254            you soared               as the supporting actress.    1245 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,256       Bitch stole the show             in a supporting role.      1246 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:43,427  You gave me what I wanted from   you, complete with old-school,  1247 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,462      drag queen lip quivers.     1248 00:47:45,562 --> 00:47:48,365   - It was all the extras that     you brought to the character,  1249 00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:49,766    the timing with the "shh."    1250 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:53,704       You know, the extras             is what made it sing.      1251 00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:55,639          - And you made                 it feel effortless.       1252 00:47:55,739 --> 00:47:59,710      - Adam, I-- mm, I felt         comfortable in your hands.    1253 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:03,947       I felt like I wanted                to please you.          1254 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,849             - So far,                 everything needs to be      1255 00:48:05,949 --> 00:48:09,453   cut from what you're saying.   1256 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,622       - Up next, Morphine.       1257 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,225  - I love that you did a flower    power, sort of hippie moment.  1258 00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:18,762   And the fact that you stoned    this outfit brings it to drag.  1259 00:48:18,862 --> 00:48:20,063           - I think the                 sleeves are great,        1260 00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:22,399       but I don't like that             they're not lined.        1261 00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:25,369       I can see so much of            the back of the fabric.     1262 00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:29,539           But that wig,                 girl, is gorgeous.        1263 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,874     That headpiece, I loved.     1264 00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:33,110       - In the production,                 what I loved           1265 00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:34,678    about you was your energy.    1266 00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:36,413         You had the moves                 and the lyrics,         1267 00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:37,981     and you were performing.     1268 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,817   But there was just something     more you could have brought.   1269 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,819      - You had your moments.     1270 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,322      I just want you to feel          the confidence to bump      1271 00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:47,925     it up a little bit extra.    1272 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:49,893         - Up next, Maya.         1273 00:48:49,993 --> 00:48:52,663    - This look tonight, Maya,        you just look beautiful.     1274 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,364     I like this bang on you.     1275 00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:56,533        It's a little long,                 but the look,          1276 00:48:56,633 --> 00:48:58,068     in general, is so pretty.    1277 00:48:58,168 --> 00:48:59,403        - That's the first                  time Michelle          1278 00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:01,238     didn't like a long bang.     1279 00:49:01,338 --> 00:49:02,940            [laughter]            1280 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,175          - And tonight,                  you never failed,        1281 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,244         but you succeeded                in some ways that        1282 00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:11,348  were very, very remarkable and    then less so in other places.  1283 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:12,516   Like, you were in your head.   1284 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,618    - Clearly, you could dance.   1285 00:49:14,718 --> 00:49:17,754     The issue is I could see          the work and the steps      1286 00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:18,855         and the counting.        1287 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,824        If your face isn't                 projecting joy,         1288 00:49:20,924 --> 00:49:22,693  it kind of pulls you out of it. 1289 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:25,295   - And I was losing where your     face was meant to be going.   1290 00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:26,830       I'm not sure you knew            where to be looking.       1291 00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:28,465      At one point, your veil            was over your head.       1292 00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:30,634      - I've seen you get out         here in these lip syncs,     1293 00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:34,071       and you just work it,             and you are in it.        1294 00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:38,208     We needed that same thing         tonight in the rusical.     1295 00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:39,609    All right, up next, Megami.   1296 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,445    - I really like this look.    1297 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:44,815  I think it's really fun, and I    think you look really pretty.  1298 00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:47,951         - I'm a bride who          discovers, like, oh, my god,   1299 00:49:48,051 --> 00:49:49,252       my dress is stained.       1300 00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:50,654      What am I going to do?      1301 00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:53,290   Grab the floral arrangements        and just make it work.      1302 00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:54,291               - Mm.              1303 00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:55,759  We needed that longer, I think. 1304 00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:57,728    - I would have kept walking        down the runway with it     1305 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,830      and then thrown it off             down here in front.       1306 00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,232    - You got to be Schnitzel.    1307 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,468    I feel like I get one look.   1308 00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:06,103        And I'm not talking               about your drag.         1309 00:50:06,203 --> 00:50:07,504   I'm talking about your face.   1310 00:50:07,604 --> 00:50:10,941        It's the same point             of view all the time.      1311 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:12,776  So if you're doing a different       character like you were     1312 00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:14,277            this time,                it shouldn't be the same     1313 00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:17,247    as your down-and-out fairy          or Statue of Liberty.      1314 00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:20,884    Even tonight in this, it's      the same face, same delivery.  1315 00:50:20,984 --> 00:50:24,421    I want you to let the drag        deliver the personality.     1316 00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:26,690         - It did make me               laugh in the musical.      1317 00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:28,592      When you delivered the          line about your schnitzel    1318 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:30,394   being hairy, that was funny.   1319 00:50:30,494 --> 00:50:33,463     - I felt like when it was      time for Megami to be funny,   1320 00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:34,831          she was funny.          1321 00:50:34,931 --> 00:50:35,866        And then she'd step              back, and suddenly,       1322 00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,601    then, she was just Megami.    1323 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:38,602           - All right.           1324 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:40,237         Up next, it's Q.         1325 00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:42,973  - In the challenge, perfection. 1326 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:47,110       Oh, it was so funny,            and with a giant stole,     1327 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,146  you pretty much stole the show. 1328 00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:51,982        - You're a handful.       1329 00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:54,418      - We know that dancing             is not your thing.        1330 00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:56,453               - No.                  - But you pulled it off.     1331 00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:59,222         The choreography,          the movement, it all worked.   1332 00:50:59,322 --> 00:51:01,124       - Wait. What choreo?       1333 00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:05,262     Like, she walked back and        forth with a fucking rug.    1334 00:51:05,362 --> 00:51:06,863  Any of us could have done that. 1335 00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:09,833       - That was pretty MVP             stuff that you did.       1336 00:51:09,933 --> 00:51:13,503    That beat, that full Amanda         Lepore that you went,      1337 00:51:13,603 --> 00:51:14,604           God love you.          1338 00:51:14,704 --> 00:51:15,972          You're A plus,                  plus, plus, plus.        1339 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:19,142   - And I absolutely love this       look, because it's like,     1340 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:20,343            oh, bitch,              you're going to challenge me   1341 00:51:20,444 --> 00:51:21,645       for a flower runway?       1342 00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:22,913         Well, guess what.        1343 00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:25,415        I brought the whole             motherfucking garden.      1344 00:51:25,515 --> 00:51:27,951         I think your real              strength is subtlety.      1345 00:51:28,051 --> 00:51:30,854            [laughter]            1346 00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:32,556       - Thank you, ladies.       1347 00:51:32,656 --> 00:51:33,890    I think we've heard enough.   1348 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:36,593        While you relax in              the Untucked lounge,       1349 00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:39,663         the judges and I                 will deliberate.         1350 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,832      All right, just between           us, squirrel friends,      1351 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,834  I want to know what you think.  1352 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,535     Let's start with Plasma.     1353 00:51:45,635 --> 00:51:47,971         - That, tonight,             was a Broadway audition.     1354 00:51:48,071 --> 00:51:48,972          And guess what.         1355 00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:49,973         She got the gig.         1356 00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:51,208           - Fantastic.           1357 00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:52,676         Couldn't take my                 eyes off of her.         1358 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,311  Let's move on down to Sapphira. 1359 00:51:54,411 --> 00:51:56,613        - Can we talk about              that runway moment?       1360 00:51:56,713 --> 00:51:59,749      Oh, my god, that broke          "Drag Race" for a second.    1361 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:03,620      - Yeah, that runway was           Georgia O'Queef down.      1362 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:06,156    - Mother Superior, indeed.    1363 00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:08,758   She was absolutely superior.   1364 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,894      - All right, let's move           on down to Morphine.       1365 00:52:10,994 --> 00:52:12,562   - She did a good job tonight.  1366 00:52:12,662 --> 00:52:16,266    I just felt like she could     have given more of a character. 1367 00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:19,202     - She didn't know exactly      where she fit into the puzzle  1368 00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:20,437           all the time.          1369 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:23,306           - All right,              let's move on down to Maya.   1370 00:52:23,406 --> 00:52:26,610      - Where Morphine lacked           a bit of a character,      1371 00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:30,147     Maya had no character, so      that was my problem with her.  1372 00:52:30,247 --> 00:52:31,581            - It's been                 a reoccurring theme.       1373 00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:34,918         She is so timid,             so reserved for this nun,    1374 00:52:35,018 --> 00:52:36,419      it's becoming a habit.      1375 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,587           - Oh, my god.          1376 00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:39,789           - All right,               let's talk about Megami.     1377 00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:42,692   - I will say, Michelle, I get     what you're saying about it   1378 00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:44,561      being a bit repetitive               with what she's         1379 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:45,862   bringing in these challenges.  1380 00:52:45,962 --> 00:52:48,365      But I laughed when she           delivered the big line      1381 00:52:48,465 --> 00:52:49,799      about hairy schnitzel.      1382 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,935           - But again,                 all of her attention       1383 00:52:52,035 --> 00:52:54,571      is going into the stuff         that she finds appealing,    1384 00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:57,874  and then the other stuff, she's   just not paying attention to.  1385 00:52:57,974 --> 00:53:00,610          Every moment of                being on this show        1386 00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:03,647   is being like waiting in the    wings off camera in character.  1387 00:53:03,747 --> 00:53:04,915          - That's right.         1388 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,650       - You have to always            be prepared to pounce.      1389 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,418           - All right,                  let's talk about Q.       1390 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:12,622         - In the rusical,          she was hilarious, polished,   1391 00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:13,957     committed, and flawless.     1392 00:53:14,057 --> 00:53:16,793       - I thought that the           Baroness and the Baronets    1393 00:53:16,893 --> 00:53:20,463   were some of the showstopping     highlight-y things for me.    1394 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:23,066           And Q was the                leader of that pack.       1395 00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:24,367      - That's how you do it.     1396 00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:27,037        In fact, all of the           Baronets were fantastic.     1397 00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,806        - If you just zoom                 in on her face          1398 00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:31,541         as the character                  in the rusical,         1399 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:34,177      and then into her pink            makeup on the runway,      1400 00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:35,478   that's the same human being.   1401 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:36,746       - Yeah, that's wild.               - That's a verse.        1402 00:53:36,846 --> 00:53:37,747           She's verse.           1403 00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:39,015         I'm telling you.         1404 00:53:39,115 --> 00:53:40,917        - She did something             completely different,      1405 00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,285       but impeccably done.       1406 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:43,753          So therefore--          1407 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:44,821            - Silence.            1408 00:53:44,921 --> 00:53:47,123      I've made my decision.      1409 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,758       Bring back my goyles.      1410 00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:52,662       Welcome back, queens.      1411 00:53:52,762 --> 00:53:56,800     I've made some decisions.    1412 00:53:56,900 --> 00:54:03,006    Plasma, as Mariah, you had       confidence, and it showed.    1413 00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:09,079   Sapphira, as Mother Superior,         you were superior.        1414 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:11,047           [tense music]          1415 00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:15,018        Q, as the Baroness,            you could do no wrong.      1416 00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:22,626     Plasma, condragulations,             you're the winner        1417 00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:24,027     of this week's challenge.    1418 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:26,529          [upbeat music]          1419 00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:29,766         You've won a cash                 prize, $5,000.          1420 00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:32,702       - Thank you so much.       1421 00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:35,272      I've been telling y'all        that this was my challenge.   1422 00:54:35,372 --> 00:54:38,141       - You three may join               the other girls.         1423 00:54:38,241 --> 00:54:40,110           - Thank you.                     - Thank you.           1424 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:44,314          - And I think I                 deserve this win.        1425 00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:48,351            - Morphine,            the judges enjoyed your flower, 1426 00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:53,723    child, but your sister act      needed a divine intervention.  1427 00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:57,994         Maya, your runway            was rosy, but the judges     1428 00:54:58,094 --> 00:55:01,131      were none too pleased.      1429 00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:05,135        Megami, your runway            was blooming fabulous,      1430 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:09,773      but as a Von Snap, you        needed more crackle and pop.   1431 00:55:09,873 --> 00:55:13,643           [tense music]          1432 00:55:13,743 --> 00:55:18,114      Morphine, you are safe.     1433 00:55:18,214 --> 00:55:19,316   You may join the other girls.  1434 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,785           - Thank you.           1435 00:55:21,885 --> 00:55:26,656       - That means Maya and        Megami, I'm sorry, my dears,   1436 00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:29,059         but you are both                up for elimination.       1437 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:33,697  - It's 100% game on, because I    have to send this bitch home.  1438 00:55:33,797 --> 00:55:36,833   - Two queens stand before me.  1439 00:55:36,933 --> 00:55:41,037     Ladies, this is your last      chance to impress me and save  1440 00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:43,540    yourself from elimination.    1441 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,842         [dramatic music]         1442 00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:50,613     The time has come for you               to lip sync           1443 00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:53,983          for your life.          1444 00:55:56,553 --> 00:55:59,589        - Maya is known for             her flips and tricks,      1445 00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:01,658  and this is not a dance-y song. 1446 00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:04,394        Everything is down               to this one moment,       1447 00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:08,064   and I need to get the emotion     and sell it to the judges.    1448 00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:13,269           - Good luck,                 and don't fuck it up.      1449 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,270     [Miley Cyrus' "Flowers"]     1450 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,206     - [singing] We were good     1451 00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:18,241           We were gold           1452 00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:22,245           Kind of dream                 that can't be sold        1453 00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:26,249           We were right                   till we weren't         1454 00:56:26,349 --> 00:56:31,087           Built a home                  and watched it burn       1455 00:56:31,187 --> 00:56:33,223           Mm, I didn't                    wanna leave you         1456 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:35,024       I didn't want to lie       1457 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:39,863          Started to cry,              but then remembered I--     1458 00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:44,000     I can buy myself flowers     1459 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:46,069     Write my name in the sand    1460 00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:50,507    - So Megami seems to think        she has this in the bag.     1461 00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:52,542           But, Megami,                just get out of my way,     1462 00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:54,744        and just let me own                  this stage.           1463 00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:55,812        No flips involved.        1464 00:56:55,912 --> 00:56:59,182    - [singing] No remorse, no                 regret              1465 00:56:59,282 --> 00:57:03,353          I forgive every                   word you said          1466 00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:05,688        Ooh, I didn't want               to leave you, babe        1467 00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:07,590      I didn't want to fight      1468 00:57:07,690 --> 00:57:09,225          Started to cry          1469 00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:12,562        - Megami is taking                 off her shoes?          1470 00:57:12,662 --> 00:57:14,397       - Cardinal sin, diva.      1471 00:57:14,497 --> 00:57:18,535   - [singing] I can take myself            dancing, yeah          1472 00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:19,969      I can hold my own hand      1473 00:57:20,069 --> 00:57:22,071     - But the shoes come off,        and the church comes out.    1474 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:26,376   - [singing] --love me better             than you can           1475 00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:28,244        Can love me better        1476 00:57:28,344 --> 00:57:29,245       I can love me better       1477 00:57:29,345 --> 00:57:31,181        Can love me better        1478 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:34,083       I can love me better       1479 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:35,985    I didn't want to leave you    1480 00:57:36,085 --> 00:57:37,954      I didn't want to fight      1481 00:57:38,054 --> 00:57:42,292          Started to cry,              but then remembered I--     1482 00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:46,596     I can buy myself flowers     1483 00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:47,597      Write name in the sand      1484 00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:49,466   - You better pay with slide.   1485 00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:53,703   - [singing] Yeah, I can love           me better than--         1486 00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:59,142        Yeah, I can love me              better than you can       1487 00:57:59,242 --> 00:58:00,610        Can love me better        1488 00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:03,012    I can love me better, baby    1489 00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:06,783       Can love me better, I      1490 00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:11,754       [cheers and applause]      1491 00:58:11,855 --> 00:58:14,224              - Wow.              1492 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,359             - Queens,                 I've made my decision.      1493 00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:19,429           [tense music]          1494 00:58:22,932 --> 00:58:27,437     Maya, shantay, you stay.     1495 00:58:27,537 --> 00:58:29,606   You may join the other girls.  1496 00:58:29,706 --> 00:58:31,107           - Thank you.           1497 00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:33,776            [applause]            1498 00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:39,616        - Megami, my queen,            from the BK to the USA      1499 00:58:39,716 --> 00:58:45,889   and beyond, now, sashay away.  1500 00:58:45,989 --> 00:58:47,557           - Thank you.           1501 00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:50,727        I'm so happy I got               to experience this.       1502 00:58:50,827 --> 00:58:52,595           Have fun with               all these idiots here.      1503 00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:53,630       I love them so much.       1504 00:58:53,730 --> 00:58:56,165            Thank you.                        [laughs]             1505 00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,134        - Megami, love you.       1506 00:58:58,234 --> 00:58:59,302      - We love you, Megami.      1507 00:58:59,402 --> 00:59:02,672       - Everyone watching,              support local drag        1508 00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,440      and protect queer art.      1509 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,942            Thank you.            1510 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:07,310              - Yes!              1511 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,746            [applause]            1512 00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:12,682        - Didn't expect to               be leaving so soon,       1513 00:59:12,782 --> 00:59:15,385          and I felt like               I won that lip sync.       1514 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,988    I felt like I put my heart       and my soul into that song.   1515 00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:22,992      But I just hope that I      1516 00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:25,228          made the people                 in my life proud,        1517 00:59:25,328 --> 00:59:27,297   and I think I did a good job.  1518 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:33,436    - Condragulations, queens.    1519 00:59:33,536 --> 00:59:37,273    And remember, if you can't     love yourself, how in the hell  1520 00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:39,208   you gonna love somebody else?  1521 00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:40,410   Can I get an amen up in here?  1522 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:41,411            [together]                          Amen!              1523 00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:42,412           - All right.           1524 00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:43,947     Now, let the music play.     1525 00:59:44,047 --> 00:59:45,415             [RuPaul's                 "A Little Bit of Love"]     1526 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:48,918  [singing] A little bit of love        goes a long, long way      1527 00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:51,487          Lifting you up                  to a brighter day        1528 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:55,158      Can you feel the love?      1529 00:59:56,693 --> 00:59:58,461          - Next time on               "RuPaul's Drag Race"...     1530 00:59:58,561 --> 01:00:01,531  we are playing the Snatch Game. 1531 01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:04,667  - [singing] Get me the fuck out              of here             1532 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:08,071    - You are a very ugly man.    1533 01:00:08,171 --> 01:00:09,305            [laughter]            1534 01:00:09,405 --> 01:00:13,543       - Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.       1535 01:00:13,643 --> 01:00:16,112         - I'm blown away                 by your artistry.        1536 01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:19,315     It just literally was no        character and just talking.   1537 01:00:19,415 --> 01:00:21,217       - I'm upset that you            got the role, because I     1538 01:00:21,317 --> 01:00:22,318  could have done that shit too.  1539 01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:28,658  - If the tension wasn't already    high, mama, it's sky high.    1540 01:00:31,928 --> 01:00:33,262             [RuPaul's                 "A Little Bit of Love"]     1541 01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:36,232 - [singing] A little bit of love       goes a long, long way      1542 01:00:36,332 --> 01:00:38,801          Lifting you up                  to a brighter day        1543 01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:43,773       A little bit of love             goes a long, long way      1544 01:00:43,873 --> 01:00:46,476          Turn it around,                lift you up and say       1545 01:00:46,576 --> 01:00:47,977        Everybody say love        1546 01:00:48,077 --> 01:00:51,314         Love, love, love,                 oh, love, love          1547 01:00:51,414 --> 01:00:55,685    Love, love, love, oh, love    1548 01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:58,621               Now,                    can you feel the love?