1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,047 ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah ♪ 4 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,299 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ What they talkin' 'bout nut ♪ 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:09,342 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 7 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,635 ♪ Yeah ♪ 8 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,721 ♪ Hey ♪ 9 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,348 ♪ Well I goes the hardest, I roll the hardest ♪ 10 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,516 I like that. I like that. 11 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:19,310 ♪ Somebody hatin' on me ♪ 12 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,771 ♪ I smoke too much and I drink too much ♪ 13 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:24,274 ♪ I can hear ya but it's how you sound to me ♪ 14 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,735 ♪ Like a whole lotta nama, nama, noma, nama ♪ 15 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:29,529 ♪ Nama, nama, noma, nama, nama, nama, noma ♪ 16 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,448 ♪ Blaming me ♪ ♪ What is you sayin' nigga ♪ 17 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,117 ♪ Nama, nama, noma, nama, nama, nama, noma ♪ 18 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,618 This a demo, huh? 19 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:39,330 - Well, sort of, not really. Just like a glorified demo. 20 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,083 Like the guitars in there, man. 21 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,336 We ain't got no guitars in there. 22 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:47,464 I like the guitars nonetheless. 23 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,050 So like I was saying, man, this hustling out here 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,509 is just to get money up, 25 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,636 so we get into the studio and do it official. 26 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,555 You take it from the street into the offices. 27 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,515 You understand? It's the same hustle. 28 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:01,269 Then you make it all legit, like Sug Knight. 29 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:02,771 Y'all called The Shit? 30 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,189 Yeah, The Shit. 31 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,860 Married to that name, man? 32 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:12,113 You want people negatively thinking about you 33 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,449 like poops and farts? 34 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:18,870 Be focusing on your dope-ass tracks. You know what I mean? 35 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,289 (bright music) 36 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:25,126 ♪ Color me and know the truth ♪ 37 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,924 That's why I don't eat shellfish. 38 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:34,761 Or any kind of dairy always makes my stomach kinda, 39 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:35,553 you know. 40 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:38,807 Hey, yo, Glasses. What you need, man? 41 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:40,600 Bottle of wine. 42 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,685 - Look like an X type. You need some X, man? 43 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:43,520 X what? 44 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,273 You're a funny ass. All right, man. 45 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,777 I, I'll have some change on the way out. 46 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,116 (Larenz and Half-a-Cup laugh) 47 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,867 You see the ass on that bitch? 48 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,620 Just straight down like a cliff, it's a drop off. 49 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:04,833 Ass ain't good for nothing but taking a shit. 50 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:08,795 - Mm, all the bitches in my class ass like that. 51 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,381 That guy's gonna get in trouble. 52 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,007 Well, you should tell him that. 53 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,509 - Yeah? - Rehabilitate him. 54 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,554 - Should I sit him down on the curb, read to him? 55 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,471 Maybe something from the Torah? 56 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,305 Yes. 57 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,975 And then, you know, he can grow two little dreadlocks and- 58 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,143 What kind of wine are we getting? 59 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:23,977 Are we getting white or red? 60 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:24,894 - I don't know. - I don't know what you get 61 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:25,937 - for this sorta thing. - I have no idea. 62 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,772 Do you get, um, what's that, um, 63 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:29,649 that pink stuff that your brothers always drink? 64 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,776 I don't know. Just get whatever. 65 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,236 Just know that it takes like two hours to get there. 66 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,737 - I know exactly how long it takes to get there 67 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,948 because I MapQuested it, and I had to write it by hand 68 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,366 because you didn't get any ink for the printer 69 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,200 like you said you would. 70 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,451 I was getting ready. 71 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,453 I asked you on Monday. 72 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,916 Getting ready for a week. 73 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,627 - Oh my god, get this one. It has a beaver on it. 74 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:51,087 That's cute. That's really classy. 75 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,130 Classy? Are you joking? 76 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,673 We're going to an orgy, Alan. 77 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,134 The beaver has to be like the orgy mascot animal. 78 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,635 It's so perfect. 79 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:58,887 Can you stop saying that word? 80 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,013 - What word? - Orgy. 81 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,515 Stop. We're in a liquor store. 82 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:09,105 - Okay. Well then, what kind of wine goes with penises? 83 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,356 - Penises are meat, right? - Yes. 84 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:14,360 - So I guess that means we need red, so red is the answer. 85 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,361 Well, it's all white meat, 86 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:18,072 so get whatever goes best with chicken. 87 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:21,451 You're making this so sexy, Alan. 88 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,328 I'm really glad that sign is there 89 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,455 because I'm just fucking dripping all over the place. 90 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,497 That's really gross. 91 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:28,166 Just dripping wet, totally wet. 92 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,501 I'm just going to be polite, you know. 93 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:35,506 I mean they're (sighs) they're your friends. 94 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,466 Hello? 95 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,432 Hello. 96 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,100 I'm over, I'm over here, babe. 97 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:49,270 Really? You're on the couch. 98 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:53,942 You know what? That was the last place I was gonna look. 99 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,033 Baby, I'm resting up for our big night. 100 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,415 Kittles and I missed you all day. 101 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,501 He was just asking about you. You know that? 102 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,670 It was his first words ever. It was adorable. 103 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:18,675 He said, "When's Rachel coming home? Meow, meow, meow." 104 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,552 Aw, how cute. Kittles is a dog. 105 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,808 You starting early today? 106 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:30,061 I had a nightcap before my nap. What? 107 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,940 Okay, I had two. I had two. 108 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,734 It was because I was watching a "Law and Order" 109 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:37,944 that gave me some anxiety. 110 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,320 You know how I don't like it 111 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,447 when the bad guys get off on a technicality. 112 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,491 That's what happened. I had anxiety. 113 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,326 What happened to your rule? What was it? 114 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:48,204 Um, no drinks before sundown? 115 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,998 No drinks before, no drinks before, 116 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,499 I don't wanna drink ever again. 117 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:53,293 Two weeks ago I told you I was quitting. 118 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:58,298 And then a week ago you told me we're going to an orgy. 119 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,383 So how am I gonna quit drinking 120 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,801 when you're telling me we're going to an orgy 121 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,469 where I'm gonna be naked in front of other men? 122 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,973 That's a situation that requires alcohol. 123 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:10,101 - Gordon, everything you do requires alcohol. 124 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:12,937 Nightcaps before naps. Four martini movies. 125 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:13,938 Oh, what else you got? 126 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:18,943 You got, um, Drunk Wednesdays, and the beer in the shower? 127 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,487 I'm going to read the list. 128 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,658 Here we go. Okay. 129 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:29,162 "Reasons to Quit Drinking," by Gordon and Rachel. 130 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,164 Mostly Rachel. 131 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,834 Hangovers, inevitable liver failure, 132 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,254 bloat, fatigue, paranoia, disenchantment. 133 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:42,508 Yellow skin. You have it. 134 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,844 Red nose, bad breath. 135 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,012 My breath is amazing. 136 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,348 The shakes, gooey eyes, 137 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,558 prone to drunk driving, slurred speech. 138 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,894 - Oh, baby, keep going. You're turning me on. 139 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:53,895 Impotence. 140 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,981 Oh my god, look at this one. 141 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:59,317 It's so cute. The platypus. 142 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,401 You are killing me. Do you know that? 143 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:01,402 You are honestly killing me. 144 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:02,737 And you're sealing my vagina shut. 145 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:03,571 Well, you don't like it, 146 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,865 you can go wait outside with Heavy D and Little Wayne 147 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,575 and help them sell the coke and the smoke. 148 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:08,743 And the X. 149 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,787 - Yes, and since you're so intent on fucking your friends, 150 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:11,913 maybe they can act as a pimp. 151 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:12,830 You can use the gas money- 152 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,082 - Oh my god. - To put into my car 153 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,375 that we're using to drive to the country 154 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,044 to fuck your friends with the directions that I hand wrote. 155 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,545 Did you know that the platypus 156 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:22,006 is the only mammal that lays eggs? 157 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:23,257 No, I didn't. 158 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:26,969 - Well also, it has a spur on its ankle that shoots venom. 159 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:27,804 Huh. 160 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:31,307 - It's not deadly to man, but it's very painful. 161 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,101 Think about it. 162 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,602 - I don't, I don't know what I'm thinking about. 163 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,355 Okay, we'll get this. Good job. 164 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,072 Mm, Gordon. 165 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,492 Oh, I have something for you. One second. 166 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,828 Okay, you are gonna love it. 167 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,206 I got you a new outfit for the party. 168 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:58,709 - Oh. Well, what's, what's wrong with this? 169 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,671 Look at this. Come on, I waltz in wearing my boxers. 170 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:05,842 That shows everybody I am there to take care of business. 171 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,718 - Okay, I can see where you're going with that. 172 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:10,638 But this is kind of like a, a nice, 173 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,641 you know, wrapping paper. 174 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,560 Look, pants too. 175 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,812 And then me and the girls will rip you open 176 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,939 like it's Christmas morning. 177 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:23,359 - Okay, except I'm Jewish, so I don't know what that means. 178 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,861 I know that you could tear it off me 179 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,029 like it's, like, the third day of Hanukkah. 180 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,282 Or you could, maybe you could spin me like a dreidel. 181 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,826 Or you could break me open like a piece of matzo. 182 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,662 Or you could find me like the afikoman. 183 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,539 Or I'm gonna go make you some coffee 184 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,916 and you are gonna take a shower. 185 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,918 I didn't say I was gonna take a shower. 186 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:41,919 Do I need to take a shower? 187 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:45,465 I (sniffs) I'll take, yeah, I'll take a shower. 188 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,716 I'll take a shower. 189 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,843 By the way, I thought of something else for your list. 190 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,303 Oh, what's that, babe? 191 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,137 The shits. 192 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,723 I haven't had a solid bowel movement in about a decade. 193 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:54,932 [Rachel] That's a good one, babe. 194 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:58,394 I told you not to laminate that list. 195 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,313 [Alan] Maybe just get a cork screw. 196 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,147 Why? 197 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,023 - Because they might not have a corkscrew at the farm house. 198 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,024 Who doesn't have a cork screw? 199 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:03,858 Farmers don't have one. 200 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,276 Okay, fine. Hold on. 201 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,819 (phone ringing) 202 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,446 Hey, sweetie. What's up? 203 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,239 I'm just making coffee for Gordon. 204 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,283 He was a little hiccupy when I got home. 205 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,367 Oh, I'm shocked. 206 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,869 How's Alan acting? 207 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,622 - Uh, imagine Woody Allen with a gerbil in his ass. 208 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,666 (laughs) He's so funny. 209 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,501 I don't know about that. 210 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,294 Who, who's that? Is that Rachel? 211 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,170 - Honey, please- - Is that Rachel? 212 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,004 - Tell her hi. - Hold on a second. 213 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:25,963 Can you hold on? 214 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:29,217 Uh, so anyway, we went and got some nice vino, 215 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,386 and then we're, uh, gonna be headed over there. 216 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,347 Are you guys leaving soon? 217 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:38,142 - Yeah, we're gonna leave once Gordon gets outta the shower. 218 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:39,560 (Gordon moans softly) 219 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,312 - Okay. Well, I guess I'll see you over there then. 220 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,648 Um, this is weird, but good. 221 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:48,027 - Yeah, exactly. It's weird, but it's, it's good. 222 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,195 It'll be good. 223 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:53,449 I'm still so surprised that Alan agreed. 224 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:54,534 I mean, it seems so unlike him. 225 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,368 I know, tell me about it. 226 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,202 Can we go now? 227 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,036 Can you hold on? 228 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,079 It's a portable phone! 229 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,288 Ugh, you know what? I, I gotta go. 230 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:01,791 Alan's afraid of Black people. 231 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,254 I'm not afraid of Black people. 232 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,548 Just, just that Black person. 233 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,884 What the hell's that geek pointing at? 234 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:17,723 (disjointed piano music) 235 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,273 (disjointed piano music continues) 236 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,857 What time is it? 237 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,443 (lively music) 238 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,240 You know, I need you to be navigating. 239 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,200 I can't read your handwriting. 240 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,410 So who all is gonna be there? 241 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,370 It's gonna be Rachel, right? 242 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,790 - No, she got crabs and it spread to her brain, 243 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,209 so she had to cancel. 244 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:49,213 Yes, she's coming. And she's fucking bringing Gordon. 245 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,131 I don't like Gordon. 246 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,675 Why can't he just have a drink, two drinks, 247 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,136 get a buzz, and stop? 248 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,305 I can do that. It's called discipline. 249 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,015 I bet he's drunk before he even gets there- 250 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,017 - Obviously. - And he shows up wasted. 251 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,769 (Gordon retches) 252 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,026 (Gordon spits) 253 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,655 (Gordon retches) 254 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,618 (birds chirping) 255 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:27,126 (Gordon sighs) 256 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,377 Thanks, babe. 257 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,883 This is the kind that always makes me sneeze. 258 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,891 (car door thuds) 259 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,476 I was vomiting out there. 260 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,728 I know. I could hear you. 261 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,357 And I could smell it. 262 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,151 - I must've have gotten seasick in the shower. 263 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,944 Well, did you get it all out? 264 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,404 I really don't wanna be driving up there 265 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:58,157 with you barfing out the window. 266 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,410 Yeah, it's all out. This was a good one. 267 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:05,748 Really cleared the deck. Hit reset on the old liver. 268 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,668 What's the matter, your friends can't handle 269 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,252 a little regurgitation? 270 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:13,047 - I'm sure they can, but why should they have to? 271 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:16,342 - Because I'm like the fly lately, baby. You know that. 272 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,220 Everything I eat, I just barf up. 273 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,888 Everything except your pussy. 274 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:21,722 No. 275 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,890 I can hold that down. 276 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,975 Gordon, Gordon, Gordon. 277 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:27,937 You stink. 278 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,861 - What's the deal with Todd? I can't figure that guy out. 279 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,905 It bothers me when I can't figure people out. 280 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:41,534 He's like a, um, he's like a mosquito or a- 281 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,371 Like a jaguar, or something like that. 282 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,832 He's got like an animal magnetism. 283 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,000 - He's like a Jaguar with AIDS. He's gross. 284 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,502 How is he gross? 285 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,255 You like that Pad Thai? 286 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,383 Yeah. It's very, um, very flavorful. 287 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,427 It's the cheeseburger of Thailand. 288 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,263 But you gotta wash it down good. (laughs) 289 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,222 Oh, god! 290 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,642 (Todd laughs) What are you doing? 291 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,060 (Todd laughs) 292 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,895 He says and does inappropriate things, 293 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,647 and he does them just to make me feel uncomfortable. 294 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,399 - I'm sure he does it to make you feel uncomfortable. 295 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,567 Well, it works. 296 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,279 And honestly, it just makes me feel bad for Tina 297 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,530 because she's so clueless, you know? 298 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,948 - Oh, my god. - What? 299 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,409 What the fuck? I mean, really. 300 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,745 Do you always have to be Judge Alan? 301 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,954 Like, I mean, is there not a moment 302 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,123 when you can just let something be, let it exist? 303 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,624 I'm going, right? I'm driving. 304 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:31,959 I'm driving eight miles above the speed limit. 305 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,419 Oh. 306 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,422 Look. We fuck like, what, once a month? 307 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,256 Give or take. 308 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,090 And when we do, 309 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,385 it's like we're recreating past fucks or something, 310 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,804 and except with no, anything. 311 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,392 That makes me really sad, Alan. 312 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:53,272 So tonight, let's blow the cobwebs off your dick. 313 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,108 Let's see if we can get our groove back. 314 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:56,942 Groove? 315 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,486 Did you hear a word I said? Did you? 316 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,196 Yes, I'm listening to you. 317 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,781 [Yasmine] Groove. 318 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,700 Groove. 319 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,534 Got it. 320 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,623 I don't like Alan. 321 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,417 How could you not like Alan? 322 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,086 He's whiny. He has bad vision. 323 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,507 I bet he's one of those guys where he takes his glasses off, 324 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,217 he looks like a completely different person. 325 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,760 You know those kind of people? 326 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,347 My grandpa was like one of those people, but with his teeth. 327 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,431 He would take his teeth out, 328 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,558 and you just see this whole different face. 329 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,935 Like he, he looked like a Muppet or something. 330 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:31,811 Oh. 331 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,271 I'm just warning you, this is for you. 332 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,857 When it's go time, when it's time to do this thing, 333 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,817 you're gonna be shocked. 334 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,026 - Thank you, I, I, I- - It's gonna be jarring. 335 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,152 I really appreciate that, sweetheart. 336 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,196 Thank you. It's gonna be jarring. 337 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,280 It's gonna be jarring. 338 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,448 I bet it is. 339 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,367 Yeah. 340 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:51,330 ♪ I know the rhythm and soul ♪ 341 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:55,000 ♪ When you take the picture and it falls in her lap ♪ 342 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,294 ♪ I now know ♪ 343 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,797 Are you at all nervous about the fact 344 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,424 that everyone is gonna get to see 345 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,969 what only you've gotten to see? 346 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,471 What do I get to see? 347 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,057 My wonderment. My naked body. 348 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,602 It's been yours and only yours for two years. 349 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:18,107 - Oh, it's gonna be hard, but I can handle it. 350 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,569 I'm, I'm a little trepidatious. 351 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,195 I'm trepidatious that Gordon and Todd 352 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:26,323 will know what it's like to be with you, 353 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,117 to feel you, you know? 354 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,952 I mean, people know. 355 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,707 You know, I was hardly a virgin when we started dating. 356 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,584 They're just gonna know private, 357 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,252 personal things about you, 358 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,086 - just so you know. - Like? 359 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,088 - Like the big mole you have next your butt. 360 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,548 Oh, my best feature? 361 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,051 - Chocolate chip. That's my chocolate chip. 362 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:50,598 ♪ Egg and shoulder, your tank rollers ♪ 363 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,309 (window whirs) 364 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,226 I farted. 365 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,896 (window whirs) 366 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:01,317 ♪ Ooh the rhythm and soul ♪ 367 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,403 ♪ Get your fingers moving their sockets ♪ 368 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:08,616 ♪ Tune in Tokyo ♪ 369 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,994 ♪ You're just the man ♪ 370 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:15,247 ♪ The one I saw in Kazan ♪ 371 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,375 ♪ One of us went for the throat ♪ 372 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,629 ♪ Oh no, oh rhythm and ♪ 373 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,179 - Hey! - Amigos. 374 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,138 Hey. How goes? 375 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,724 Tina, you look so beautiful. Oh. 376 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,310 Oh no, I was cleaning all day. 377 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,686 - She was cleaning so much, she almost forgot to clean 378 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,897 the most important thing, herself. 379 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:40,898 [Yasmine] Oh. 380 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,399 I, I showered. 381 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,442 Me too. 382 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,569 It is so pretty out here. 383 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,445 It's nice. 384 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,197 Did you find it okay? 385 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,615 We're here, right? We made it. 386 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,866 Yes, you are. 387 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,620 - Is this place really called Cummings Farm? 388 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,497 Oh, it's my grammy and granpy's place. 389 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,331 Oh. 390 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,332 Oh, we were gonna call, uh, 391 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,917 and, uh, ask you if you needed anything, 392 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,378 but our phones kept just dropping in and outta service. 393 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,797 - Oh, there, there's a Walmart just 20 minutes down the road 394 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,131 if you want. 395 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,800 It's like 25 minutes down the road. 396 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,676 - If you- - It's like 30 minutes 397 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,510 - down the road. - We could just, um, 398 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,095 I could just grab my bag and we can just go. 399 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,388 - We can head into town. - Yeah, yeah. 400 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,597 - Baby, baby. No, we have everything- 401 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,556 - Thanks. - We have everything. 402 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:15,641 No, we have everything we need here. 403 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,142 No need to run off anywhere. 404 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,937 I thought she wanted to. 405 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,105 No. 406 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,982 Uh, where are the kids? 407 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,024 Oh, they're inside. 408 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,026 Really? Really? 409 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,361 No, I'm kidding. Come here. 410 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,113 (Yasmine laughs) 411 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:29,947 Joke. 412 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,450 - My, my grammy's watching them at our house. 413 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,284 Oh. 414 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,329 - So, the kids. - Okay. Mm-hmm. 415 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,914 Well, Todd wants me to make mojitos. 416 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,916 - Oh, I love mojitos. - Mojitos. 417 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:44,670 I don't know how. (laughs) 418 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,006 We brought some wine. 419 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,048 - Yeah. - And it's okay, 420 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,425 'cause it's, it's pre-made. 421 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,468 Oh. It's what? 422 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,053 Nothing. Nothing. 423 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,014 Oh, okay. 424 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,141 I, I, I printed the directions for the mojitos 425 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,851 off the internet. 426 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,352 (all giggle nervously) 427 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,937 It shouldn't be that difficult. 428 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,272 You should see some of the Mexicanos 429 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,191 that have made me mojitos, they were retardos. 430 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,735 No, with these two putting their heads together 431 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,154 making mojitos, it's gonna be the best fucking mojito 432 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,196 in all of Louisiana. 433 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,906 That's a tall order, Todd. 434 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,200 Come here, you tall order. 435 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,493 - Hey, um- - Crazy. 436 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,786 How's the, uh, the music biz going? 437 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,329 Oh, it's great. It's funky fresh. 438 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,540 We just signed this new band called The Future Babies. 439 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,001 It's like this real sweet, sexy, like bump and grind music. 440 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,335 - Yeah. - It's awesome. 441 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,336 I played it for Tina last night, 442 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,797 and she was like, "Is this Anita Baker?" 443 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:32,468 They sounded like an old Black woman. 444 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,886 I like Anita Baker. 445 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,055 - She's good, but they don't sound like that at all. 446 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,931 Did you see us on the trampoline? 447 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:38,974 - Yes, we did. - We did, yeah. 448 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:39,892 We did. You look great. 449 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,143 It's hurting my balls. 450 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,978 I mean, how 'bout that? 451 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,688 - When I was a little kid and I was on a trampoline, 452 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,190 I could just do all sorts of tricks on it 453 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,107 and stuff like that. 454 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,233 And just little tiny acorns 455 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,860 would just stay sucked up in my body. 456 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,071 But now, it's just like I feel it in my stomach. 457 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,489 Getting old so they dangle, right? 458 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,324 Yeah, like a hooker's earrings. 459 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,659 Yeah. Are there any animals out here? 460 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,036 There's some ducks. 461 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,830 And there was a goat, but it got pregnant and ran away. 462 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,664 (Yasmine laughs) 463 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,416 I got it pregnant and it ran away. 464 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,211 - I'm gonna turn the car off. I'll be right back. 465 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,506 - Kidding about the goat. I was kidding about my balls too. 466 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,299 They don't dangle that bad. 467 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,468 Hey, they're your balls. 468 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,513 Not tonight, they aren't my balls. 469 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,598 Let's look at these tiki. 470 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,938 (insect buzzes) 471 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,440 (Alan groans) 472 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,282 They look great, Todd. 473 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,659 Yeah, they turned out nice, didn't they? 474 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,536 They look fantastic. 475 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,370 That's very nice. 476 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,496 This one's really cute. 477 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,039 You have a corkscrew? 478 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,291 Oh no, I don't think we do. 479 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,586 My grandparents, they don't really drink. 480 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,462 We could go get one. 481 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,296 Yeah. 482 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,464 Babe, no. No, no, no, no. 483 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,507 It's all, it's all good. 484 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,675 We'll figure it out. It's no big deal. 485 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,343 - Just, well- - We'll figure it out. 486 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,136 Okay. 487 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,720 You know what we're gonna have tomorrow? 488 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,140 Homemade waffles with fresh-picked strawberries. 489 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,724 They grow wild here. They're awesome. 490 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,767 You're gonna go crazy for them. 491 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,060 - I don't think, I don't even think we're gonna be here 492 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,061 for breakfast. 493 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:06,895 I don't think we'll be here for breakfast. 494 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:07,771 - Of course you're gonna be here tomorrow morning. 495 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,106 What are you talking about? 496 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,774 You're gonna go ape shit for these strawberries. 497 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,359 The kids picked them themselves. 498 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,945 Tiki. I like that word, tiki. 499 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,780 - Tiki? - Yeah, it's a good word. 500 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,698 Yeah, I got these off the internet. 501 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,199 I bet they have them at Walmart. 502 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,493 - Tina loves Walmart today. Doesn't she, you guys? 503 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,246 - I do. - Like a Walmart commercial. 504 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,789 They have everything. 505 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:26,874 It's a good place. 506 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,708 It's so convenient. 507 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,960 I don't wanna be driving around to 10 different stores- 508 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,961 - Yeah. Totally. - To get what I need. 509 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,004 They just have a lotta stuff. 510 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,922 - I can't drive around. I've got two kids, you know. 511 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:37,092 Look who's here. Last but not least. 512 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,178 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 513 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,597 Oh look, Alan, it's Rachel. 514 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,392 And Gordon. 515 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,020 - Hey, Toddy. Looking sharp. - Hey. 516 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,105 Yeah, it's a special occasion, special occasion. 517 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:50,981 You find it all right? 518 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:51,815 Yeah, it was easy. 519 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,275 I came here with Tina and the kids before. 520 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,985 Oh, that's right, the kids. 521 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,069 The kids are great, by the way. 522 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,571 - Are they? - Yeah. 523 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,114 Hop out, let me look at you. I wanna look at you. 524 00:19:59,114 --> 00:19:59,948 Oh yeah. 525 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,704 Is he sleeping? 526 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,248 I think he's dead. 527 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,086 And this orgy just took a necrophilic turn. 528 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,255 It's when you fuck a dead body. 529 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,757 I get it. 530 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,594 - Oh my, you look amazing. Spin around for me. 531 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,638 (Rachel laughs) 532 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,641 Oh my god, you are the bell of the ball. I'm serious. 533 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,392 You're the prettiest girl here. 534 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,727 You're sweet. 535 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:29,937 Gordon looks all tuckered out. 536 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,689 - Yeah, he's a little daiquiri challenged right now. 537 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,399 Let me see your panties real quick. 538 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,234 What? 539 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,109 Just like a quick flash. 540 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:36,944 You're so bad. 541 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,612 Just a taste, please. 542 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,446 A little taste. 543 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,405 Of the hiney. 544 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,366 - Of the hiney? - Yeah. 545 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,784 Boo-yah. (Rachel laughs) 546 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,786 That's what I'm talking about. 547 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,287 Hey Gordon, you're alive. 548 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,622 - Yeah, just arrived. - Yeah. 549 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,665 Just arrived. 550 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:53,001 No honey, you're alive. (chuckles) 551 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,878 You were asleep and now you're not. 552 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,880 Well, now I'm sleep walking. 553 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,757 - Rachel said you guys had a couple daiquiris on the ways? 554 00:20:58,757 --> 00:20:59,675 He drank mine. 555 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,551 - We had a couple blended daiquiris on the way up here. 556 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,429 There's like a, like a, what was it? 557 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,681 It was a drive-through daiquiri shop. 558 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,015 It's right down the road, you must know it. 559 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,100 Yeah, I drive by it all the time. 560 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,519 Right. You must go there all the time. 561 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,895 - You know, we have even more drinks in the house 562 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:12,896 if you want. 563 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,775 - Okay, I mean, I'm whatever. Yeah, I'm cool. 564 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:17,943 If you're having a drink, I'll have a drink. 565 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,028 If not, I'll wait. It's cool with me. 566 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:20,862 Do you wanna get a drink? 567 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:21,780 Let's get a drink. You wanna get one? 568 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,573 - So Tina said you guys are making mojitos. 569 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:24,825 Yeah. News travels fast. 570 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,576 (coughs) Mojitos are for fags though. 571 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:27,953 So what are we gonna drink? 572 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,579 Well, mojitos are on the menu, yeah. 573 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,081 Well, I want one. 574 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,291 - Okay. What are we having? - Does that make me a fag? 575 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,959 Yeah. You're a fag. 576 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,129 I mean, uh, technically, I think. Or, non-technically. 577 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,505 Which one is it, Todd? 578 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:39,339 Enlighten us. 579 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,674 Yeah, you're a fag. 580 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,883 Okay. What are we drinking? 581 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,637 - I'm gonna go, uh, say hi to the wallflowers. 582 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,055 - Okay. - Bye-bye. 583 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,183 - Oh my god, do you smell that? She smells like cinnamon. 584 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,977 I don't smell her at all anymore. 585 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,855 Hey, guys. Apparently, I'm a fag. 586 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,647 What? 587 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,898 - Yeah, that's what we just decided over there. 588 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,442 Oh, that's weird. 589 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,610 My fucking god, honey, you look so good. 590 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:01,445 Thank you. 591 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,279 [Yasmine] You look really hot. 592 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,073 - Thank you. - Oh, hey. Hi. 593 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,074 You look so cute. 594 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:09,786 - Thank you. (giggles) Oh, it's cold out here. 595 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,079 Oh, can you see my nipples? 596 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,498 - (laughs) No, no, no. I just got goose pimples. 597 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,374 Oh, good. 598 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,793 - Maybe we should go inside? - Alan, give me a hug. 599 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:17,627 Hey. 600 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:19,838 How are you? 601 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:20,672 - I'm good. - Good. 602 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:21,506 I'm good. How are you? 603 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,507 I'm so glad you came. I'm good. 604 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,925 - You look really nice. - Thanks. 605 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:24,926 You're welcome. 606 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,721 - You didn't see me flash Todd over there, did you? 607 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,555 Maybe. 608 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,308 - That's embarrassing. - Hello, hello, hello, hello. 609 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,353 Hey, hey, hey, buddy. How you doing? 610 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,187 Good. 611 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,021 What is that smell? 612 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,439 That smell is daiquiris, my friend. 613 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:38,565 And they're not virgin daiquiris, 614 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,859 but that's okay because I am not a virgin. 615 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,611 And if things go well tonight, Alan, 616 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,112 you might not be a virgin tomorrow. 617 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,614 I'm, I'm not a, I'm not a virgin. 618 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,533 Hello, everyone. I'm Gordon. 619 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,368 Hi. 620 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,202 (laughs) We know. 621 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,536 And please, go easy on me 622 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,873 because this is my first time on a farm. 623 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,210 - This is really your first time ever on a farm? 624 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,545 - It is. It is. And I, you know, it's not how I pictured it. 625 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,797 It's not how I pictured it at all. 626 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:05,884 I thought there would be more hoes and more pigs. 627 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,929 - I think everybody should spend time on a farm. 628 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:09,888 I grew up here. 629 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,473 [Todd] The gang's all here. 630 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,307 - (Tina chuckles) - Yes, we are. 631 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,141 Hey, yo. 632 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:15,018 What do you guys think of my new outfit? 633 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,061 No one's commented. 634 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:16,895 It's very smart. 635 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,271 - These are new slacks, this a new sweater. 636 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,899 - Rachel splurged on me. - Did good. 637 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:24,194 I'd like to splurge on her. I'm kidding. 638 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,030 Yeah, these are brand new. Shit. 639 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:29,908 What babe? 640 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:30,992 Ah, nothing. 641 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:31,827 What, you forget something? 642 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,078 No, nothing. No. 643 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,371 Uh, you know what? I had a thing. 644 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,206 I must've left it in my other pants. 645 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,333 You know, literally my other pants, from this morning. 646 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,335 Uh, fuck, I don't have any bars here. 647 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:41,461 Yeah, there's no landline. 648 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:44,464 If you need to, there's a two-foot pocket over there, 649 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:45,632 down by the driveway. 650 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:46,883 - There's a two-foot pocket over there? 651 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:47,717 Yeah, it gets service. 652 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,010 Right down there, down by those trees. 653 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:49,845 - If you face- - I gotta walk over there? 654 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,555 Yeah, face east, go to the pocket, 655 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,223 and you might get something. 656 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,433 [Gordon] Okay, I got it. 657 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,350 [Todd] If you have to. 658 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,476 I have to. 659 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,770 - Oh, tilt your head back, that always helps me. 660 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,939 - Okay, great. Thank you ladies, gentlemen. 661 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,315 Alan, I'll be right back. 662 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,984 Gordon, where are you going? 663 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,777 - I'm not, I'm, I have to, I ordered a pizza 664 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,155 and I forgot to cancel 'cause I'm here now. 665 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,865 So that wouldn't be very nice for the Pizza Hut guy. 666 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,701 So I'll be right back, okay? I love you. 667 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,161 I miss you. All of you. 668 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,078 Take your time, Gordo. 669 00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,289 I got something to show them anyway. 670 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,582 Follow me, gang. You're gonna love this. 671 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,541 - All right, let's go. - Okay. 672 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,042 Oh, oh, come on. 673 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,970 (phone beeps) 674 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,308 (Larenz chuckles) 675 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,309 My man. 676 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,811 - Oh, Larenz, it is good to hear your voice, buddy. 677 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,730 Thank god you answered the phone. 678 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,607 Anything for my best customer. 679 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,026 - Good, good, now listen. I need a, I need a small favor. 680 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:49,654 And, wait, did you, I'm your best customer? 681 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,365 Yeah, for sure, man. (laughs) 682 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,783 That's not good. 683 00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:56,578 Um, okay, anyway, look, I need a favor. Okay? 684 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:57,662 What is it, man? 685 00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,580 I need you to come out and, 686 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,582 and bring me some of that stuff, okay? 687 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:01,750 And I'm a little ways outta town. 688 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,585 You're a little ways outta town? 689 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,128 20 minutes tops. 690 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,255 - G, what did you do with that stuff I gave you yesterday? 691 00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:08,673 You didn't use it all, did you? 692 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,509 - Yeah, I did already. No, of course I didn't do that. 693 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,761 It's, look, I got these new pants, okay- 694 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,262 G, hello? Hello? 695 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,308 Hello? Hello, Lorenz? 696 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:21,269 - Hello? Yeah, yeah, I can hear you now, go ahead. 697 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,563 - Okay, so look, just come on out here and, 698 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:26,107 and leave now because it's gonna take you a while 699 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:26,942 to get here. 700 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,777 You said 20 minutes. 701 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:29,945 Yeah, give or take. 702 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,071 If I'm gonna be driving 20 minutes, 703 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,031 you gotta make sure it's worth my while, man. 704 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,449 It's, it's more like 30 minutes, 705 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:36,076 but it's totally gonna be worth your while. 706 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:36,952 What the hell in the country 707 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,955 could possibly be worth my while, man? 708 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:44,251 - How do you feel about sexually-liberated white women? 709 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,919 Pretty smooth, huh? 710 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:46,878 What do you call this thing? 711 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,004 - This is a chill-out tent. 712 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:50,549 - Chill-out tent. Is that like an escape pod? 713 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,508 No, Rachel, that would imply 714 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,968 that you're escaping something. 715 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,844 This is standard fair for festivals and raves 716 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:55,762 and stuff like that. 717 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,597 If things get too intense in there, 718 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,267 come in here, you hydrate, you reflect on things. 719 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,184 Strategize. 720 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:02,060 Exactly. 721 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,687 It's an amazing tent, Todd. 722 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,105 It's Scotty's tent, actually. 723 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,731 He took it to camp last summer. 724 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,358 And look at it now. 725 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,985 It's got everything you need for our purposes. 726 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,570 It's got hand towels, you got your water, 727 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,947 you got your latex needs if you're into that. 728 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,825 - Ooh, um, is the chill-out tent non-smoking? 729 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:17,659 I don't know. 730 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,453 Let me refer to my lovely wife Tina on this one. Tina? 731 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,914 Oh, you can smoke in there, 732 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,332 as long as you leave the flap open. 733 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:26,209 Gotcha, okay. All right. 734 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,043 Alan. 735 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:28,378 - How many people can hang out in the chill-out tent 736 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,754 at any given time? 737 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:33,049 That's a good question. Two. 738 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:34,259 Um, one more question. 739 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:38,805 Where does the chill-out tent stand on abortion? 740 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,140 She's teasing you. 741 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:40,974 - Oh. - Oh. 742 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:41,808 (both laugh) 743 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,269 Oh, okay. Yeah, no abortions in Scotty's tent. 744 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,770 No abortions anywhere, ever. 745 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:46,605 That's right. 746 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,522 (Gordon vocalizing) 747 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:48,607 Hey. Whoa. 748 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,858 That's the spirit, Gordo. 749 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,234 - Looks like someone forgot to take his Ritalin. 750 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,485 I think he took some Ritalin. 751 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,445 Is that what it is? 752 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,529 Todd, Tina, Tina, shh. 753 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,823 Can I get real with you for one second? 754 00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:58,241 I really wanna thank you 755 00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,659 for inviting me to this thing today. 756 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:03,038 It really means, it means a lot to me. 757 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,373 And it means a lot to Rachel too. 758 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,666 Oh, don't mention it, Gordo. 759 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,668 I mean, we really, really, really wanted Rachel to come, 760 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,670 and you're dating Rachel, 761 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,882 so it made perfect sense to me and Teeny. 762 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,051 Do you think Alan's happy I'm here? 763 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:17,677 - Yes. - Of course. 764 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:18,511 Really? 765 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:20,388 Seems like he's been, I don't know, teasing me or something 766 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,348 - since we got here. - No, I'm not, 767 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:22,182 I'm not teasing you, I'm not. 768 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,558 Just tell him you're sorry. 769 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,060 For what? I didn't do anything. 770 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,312 - Rachel, will you tell Alan that he really, really, 771 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,105 - really hurt my feelings? - Gordon, knock it off. 772 00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,398 - I'm standing right here. - What? Be groovy, man. 773 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,274 Just be groovy. 774 00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:32,359 If we're gonna do this thing, 775 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,110 you've gotta chill out and be groovy. 776 00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,695 - Or there's an alternative. - What? 777 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:39,115 - You go back to Baton Rouge and do math or whatever. 778 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,034 - Great. - 'Cause I agree, amigo. 779 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:42,035 Let's go get some mojitos in us. 780 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:42,869 It's not me. 781 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:44,579 Yes, I'm, I'm good at math. So what? 782 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:46,164 - Two plus two, four. - Let's go do math. 783 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,582 - I don't wanna go do math. - Four plus four. 784 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,751 - I didn't come out to the country to do math. 785 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,003 Tina, you're mojito detail. Let's go. 786 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:52,879 [Rachel] Tina, Tina. 787 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:56,216 [Alan] So then you should know better. 788 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:01,012 (footsteps stomping) 789 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,810 Oh my god, it is so beautiful out there. 790 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,937 I know. And the air is so crisp. 791 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:09,896 When the sun goes down, 792 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:13,358 you can see literally hundreds of stars. 793 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,901 Who is this fine young gentleman? 794 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:16,444 Oh, Scotty, Scotty. 795 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,237 Ah! 796 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,124 (Todd scrubbing) 797 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:37,090 (water gushing) 798 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,851 (water continues gushing) 799 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,982 (water continues gushing) 800 00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:01,406 He has the most beautiful calves now. 801 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,367 They are just so cut and smooth and hairless. 802 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:06,369 Just a beautiful honey brown color. 803 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,996 You just wanna take a bite right out of them. 804 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:08,830 Scotty's calves? 805 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:09,664 - Uh-huh. 806 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:10,498 Yeah, they're sweet as balls. 807 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:11,499 Oh yeah. 808 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,835 - Oh, Alan, we forgot to bring the wine in. 809 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,211 I'm gonna go get it. 810 00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:17,547 Going outside? Can I come? 811 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,176 - So Alan, is this your first time at the farm? 812 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,344 - This is my first time. I'm a Cummings virgin. 813 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,388 Oh really? You're an every... 814 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:28,057 You're, I'm just saying you're an everything's virgin. 815 00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:29,267 That's all I was gonna say. 816 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,811 Will, this is the living room. 817 00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:32,771 This is where we're gonna be tonight. 818 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,439 No, no, no. We're not gonna be here. 819 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,273 Are you, you're joking. Right? 820 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,691 Because this is like 821 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:39,152 where my grandma would have like an orgy with 822 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,445 after bingo or something. 823 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,280 And if we're gonna have an orgy, you're gonna have like, 824 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,531 first of all, you're gonna cover every, 825 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:44,616 everything with plastic, right? 826 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,743 Because we're gonna get really wet and sloppy 827 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:47,994 and there's gonna be like a slip and slide 828 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,037 and probably like lava lamps 829 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,663 and everything to create like a mood. 830 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,875 And maybe you're gonna have like, I don't know, 831 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,668 what's the spinning ball called, you know that thing? 832 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:56,503 - A disco ball? - Disco ball. 833 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,338 Yeah, yeah. Where's all that stuff? 834 00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,172 Is he being silly? 835 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,131 No. Yes. 836 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:00,924 Oh. 837 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:03,426 - He'll just keep going unless you stop him. 838 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,720 - Well, actually Todd wanted to get some beanbag chairs. 839 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,305 - I didn't think so. - Ooh, no, no. 840 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:08,556 - Good thing you didn't. - No, really? Why? 841 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,683 I had one freshman year in college 842 00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:12,143 and every time I had sex on it, 843 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,354 it would stick to my private areas. 844 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,396 Like the really sensitive areas. 845 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:16,940 It's like ripping off a bandaid. 846 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,316 - Oh! - Yeah. Good choice. 847 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:19,317 Thank you. 848 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,404 - I think that's hot. Why do I think that's hot? 849 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:26,491 Because she was 18, Alan. Very hot. 850 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,911 Tina, can you help me find something in here? 851 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:30,745 Oh. 852 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,375 Tina, do you have any scissors? 853 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,417 What do you need them for? 854 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,503 The tags are still on these clothes 855 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,214 and they're chafing my neck and it hurts. 856 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:45,635 - Oh. I've got my sewing scissors in the bedroom. 857 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,095 Come on. I'll sort you out. 858 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:47,929 Okay. 859 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,433 Can I get another one of them hugs? 860 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:53,268 [Yasmine] Okay. 861 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,394 I'm, I'm feeling it. 862 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,855 - Oh, don't squeeze me, I'm gonna pee my pants. 863 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:57,689 Oh, really? 864 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:58,690 Yes! Todd, I'm serious. 865 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,775 - Come on, I wanna make some lemonade for my party! 866 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:03,111 Don't be an asshole. No, Todd. 867 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,696 Did I get a drop? 868 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,993 - Oh my god, I'm sorry. Oh my god, are you okay? 869 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,327 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm into that. 870 00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:12,579 You just caught me off guard. 871 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,123 - That was my first reaction. (laughs) Are you mad? 872 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,542 I'm not mad, no. But look what you did. 873 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,002 I don't, are you bleeding? 874 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:20,628 Sort of. 875 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:21,462 Oh. Oh! 876 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:26,509 Yeah, I like it. Do you like it? 877 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:32,682 - I don't even think that guy had two eyes. 878 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:33,933 - Pee-pee time. 879 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:39,355 - Well, he had two eyes. Just one didn't work. 880 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:40,189 Oh. 881 00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:47,280 Oh, look at you two, all cozy and shit. 882 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,532 - I was just admiring your channel selection, Todd. 883 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:52,285 Yeah? We got the whole world in there. 884 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:53,161 No, wait, go back. 885 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,621 - What, cartoons? - Don't change that. 886 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:55,580 You wanna? 887 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,081 Yeah. It's a little monkey. 888 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:57,916 All right. 889 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,335 I think it's like 570, 575. 890 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,086 No? 572? 891 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,174 - 576? - There you go. 892 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,008 There, yeah. 893 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,301 Hey, let me see that. Let me see that. 894 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:09,302 All right, but we're watching cartoons. 895 00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:11,888 Just turn it up a little bit. 896 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:21,230 (batteries clatter) 897 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:24,025 - You guys can watch TV on your own time, right? 898 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:24,901 All right. Let's see. 899 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,654 I don't know why Rachel didn't do this. 900 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,405 I always take them out right after he tries them on. 901 00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:33,910 That's when I do it. You're officially detagged. 902 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,537 - That's much better. I feel like a new man. 903 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:37,705 Oh, good. 904 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,874 - You're a princess. No, that's not good enough. 905 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:41,751 That's not good enough. You're a queen. 906 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:42,543 Well... 907 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:44,712 Queen Tina. 908 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,175 You know, I, I think I have another one. 909 00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:50,593 Yeah, yeah, that's a tag. 910 00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:52,971 I didn't, I didn't know, but there it is. 911 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,640 Yeah, it's a big one. It's right between my legs. 912 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,892 You wanna snip it? 913 00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:58,726 Oh yeah. 914 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:00,478 Can you get it? Can you see it? 915 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,646 - Oh, I got- - Can you feel it? 916 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,273 Oh, there it is right there. Stay still. 917 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,985 Okay, just take it. Yeah. 918 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,027 Hey, can you do circumcisions? 919 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:09,278 Because I think mine grew back. 920 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:11,114 No, I do not. 921 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:14,659 Okay, that's fair. That's fair. 922 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,285 You're really pretty. 923 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:17,286 Thank you. 924 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:19,580 - I mean, you're like much prettier than I remember. 925 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:23,251 This, uh, this farm life. It's good for you. 926 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,920 Rachel is so pretty. 927 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,215 - Yeah, she's cute. You have this glow though. 928 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:32,301 This, this pregnant woman's glow. 929 00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:33,886 Well, I'm not pregnant right now. 930 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:37,557 - No, but you have been. It's like an afterglow, you know? 931 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:38,391 I guess. 932 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,477 Can I rub your feet? 933 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:51,404 - Yeah, all right. Maybe we should go back out there. 934 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:52,822 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 935 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:56,075 Thought everyone was in here. Carry on. 936 00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,746 Ah, alone at last. 937 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:04,959 We should probably go back out there. 938 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:06,377 Okay, let's go. 939 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,966 (Tina sighs) 940 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:22,018 (birds chirping) 941 00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:28,733 Oh, Todd, Tina is so sweet and motherly. 942 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,652 She makes me feel so welcome here. 943 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:33,654 Alan, I can't wait to do your girlfriend. 944 00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:34,614 Mind reader. 945 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:35,948 I need a drink. 946 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:39,077 - Hey, Tina, they're getting thirsty in here. Organize. 947 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,329 Would it speed things along if these two helped you? 948 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,414 Oh my god, please. You guys just relax. 949 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:45,374 Let us serve you. Please, it would be our honor. 950 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,209 Yeah. 951 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:47,627 - Oh, thank you. - You're stressed out. 952 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,879 [Todd] Fellas. Up, up, up. 953 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,465 You guys wanna smoke some shit? 954 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:55,635 Hey. Okay. 955 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,930 - Are we leaving? - No, but just so you know, 956 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,264 when this whole thing gets started, 957 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,892 I'm gonna need you to keep Gordon away from me. 958 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,477 What do you mean? 959 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:05,853 I don't know. Cockblock him. 960 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:07,063 He's, he's not fucking me. 961 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:08,815 He's, he's annoying. I hate him. 962 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,150 - Well, what am I supposed to do? It's like a free for all. 963 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,611 I mean, how do I do that? 964 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:15,363 You're right. Fine. 965 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:17,949 I just don't wanna look at his stupid face. 966 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,867 Um, doggy style? 967 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:20,910 That's a good compromise. 968 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,662 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 969 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,167 Shall we lock the door? 970 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:30,628 That sounds like a good idea, actually. 971 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:31,546 We can have a party of our own. 972 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,755 I think you're so bad. 973 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,298 Let's get naked. 974 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,884 (Alan choking) 975 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,473 Are you laughing or coughing? 976 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,725 I told you not to inhale these, man. 977 00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:47,603 Cigar smoke is three times stronger than cigarette smoke. 978 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,188 I don't, I don't smoke cigarettes. 979 00:35:49,188 --> 00:35:51,774 You should. It's cool. 980 00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:53,192 So you guys having a good time? 981 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,486 You like it out here at Cummings Farm? 982 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:56,821 It's nice. The air's nice. 983 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:57,655 I like it too. 984 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:58,823 It is nice. 985 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,284 Is this a farm or a ranch? 986 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,952 - I don't know. You'd have to ask Tina about that. 987 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:05,037 It's a franch. 988 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,747 - [Todd] So you guys know the full deal here tonight. 989 00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:07,999 You know what's supposed to go down? 990 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,543 I think so. A little this. 991 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,336 - Exactly. See, I didn't know if you guys knew. 992 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:14,338 You guys are acting kind of like fags. 993 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:15,798 I don't think I've been acting gay. 994 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:17,258 You gotta put the vibe out there more. 995 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,426 You gotta let it fester. 996 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:19,468 You know what I've been doing all that? 997 00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:20,344 I've been letting it linger 998 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,555 with the eye contact on the girls, making little comments. 999 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,724 Remember like when I said I was gonna splurge on Rachel? 1000 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:25,558 I did. 1001 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:27,602 - Todd, I took my pants off in front of your wife. 1002 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,395 You did? Nice work, Gordo. 1003 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:31,063 Thank you. 1004 00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:34,609 - So ladies, what do we think about all this? 1005 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,861 - Well, I think we just make one round of these 1006 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,321 and then switch to wine. 1007 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:41,699 No, I mean tonight. Like all of this. 1008 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,201 What do you think? 1009 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,788 - Well, Todd really wants it to be special. 1010 00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:50,416 I know, with the torches and the tent 1011 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,959 and the specialty drinks. 1012 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,085 It's so cute. 1013 00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:57,256 - I just, I don't wanna disappoint him. He's worked so hard. 1014 00:36:57,256 --> 00:37:00,927 He really has. I've never seen him so focused. 1015 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,304 Just, it's weird for me, you know? 1016 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:06,265 I grew up here, spent my childhood here. 1017 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,559 I'm not trying to bail out or anything. 1018 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,769 It's all right if you want to. 1019 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:13,731 - No, I'm just saying we're kind of at point A. 1020 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,651 We need to be at point Z, you know? 1021 00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:19,278 We should just be naked when they get back in. 1022 00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:23,741 - That'd be so funny. Like, "Oh my god, hey." 1023 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:24,992 We need to stop being Charlottes 1024 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:26,118 and go full on Samanthas. 1025 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,078 - I'm sick of this. - Yes. 1026 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:27,954 I agree. 1027 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:28,788 You know, I don't think Todd 1028 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:31,040 wants to just jump right into it like that. 1029 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:31,874 He doesn't? 1030 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:33,125 - No, it's- - Oh really? 1031 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:36,629 - No, he's got all kinds of talking points to, 1032 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:37,463 to go through. 1033 00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:39,924 Like rules, guidelines? I don't... 1034 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:40,925 Chitchat. 1035 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:41,759 Weird. 1036 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,261 Like icebreakers. 1037 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,136 Okay. 1038 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:46,722 You know, games. It'll be fun. 1039 00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:48,808 I had Yasmine almost pissing her pants 1040 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:51,060 from my nads over there by the cars. 1041 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,687 Why? Why was she pissing her pants? 1042 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:53,896 We went out to go get the wine 1043 00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:55,439 and I gave her a big, huge bear hug. 1044 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,858 And she grinded her pussy bones so deep into my guts 1045 00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,151 I almost shit my pants. 1046 00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,027 Yeah, she's a whore. 1047 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:01,529 I've been giving her the, uh, fuck you eyes. 1048 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,406 You know, like this. 1049 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,323 But like the nice ones. 1050 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:05,658 Yeah, and she's giving me like. 1051 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,201 I'm like, "Fuck," and now she's come, 1052 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:09,495 she's kind of coming back now with a little bit like, "Fuck? 1053 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:10,413 Fuck?" And I'm like, "Fuck." 1054 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,957 And she's, she's starting to, every time I, I see her, 1055 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,917 I catch her looking at me like, "Fuck." 1056 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,752 - I've noticed that. See, he's doing a good job. 1057 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:18,212 You gotta treat the sluts like sluts, 1058 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:19,672 and then we can get in their butts. 1059 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:20,506 I wrote that. 1060 00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:21,966 I'm making, I'm making Rachel laugh. 1061 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,802 And I got her alone in the, in the TV room. 1062 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,470 She'll laugh at anything, man. 1063 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,389 Yeah, pussies don't laugh. 1064 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:29,390 You're hilarious and all, 1065 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,809 but sitting on the couch, watching TV, making jokes. 1066 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,811 That's not gonna help us. That's gonna hurt us. 1067 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:34,645 That's hurting? 1068 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,022 You need to be sexy. 1069 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,690 Undo a couple buttons on that shirt. 1070 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:39,567 Maybe take those glasses off. 1071 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,610 No, you should keep those on, Todd. 1072 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:43,571 Oh yeah, put those back on. 1073 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:44,697 You can take them off when we fuck. 1074 00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:45,990 Unless you got like those Kurt Rambis, 1075 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,951 kinda like NBA, just, like, wrap around, like, googles. 1076 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,578 Like when I, no, no, no. 1077 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,705 - Just in case anyone of them are squirters. 1078 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,581 Are they squirters? 1079 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,666 - One of them might be. I'm not telling who though. 1080 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,460 Oh, are either of you on your cycles? 1081 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,586 Just finished. 1082 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,296 Mine's about to start. 1083 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,964 I'm willing it away for one more night. 1084 00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:04,258 Oh, well if it happens, it happens. 1085 00:39:04,258 --> 00:39:07,511 There's nothing you can do about that. 1086 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:11,182 - Gordon likes feet. He just, he loves feet. 1087 00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:14,393 He could be face down, dead drunk, 1088 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:18,356 and if I just stick my big toe right near his mouth, boing. 1089 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,232 - Ew. God. - Yeah, I know. 1090 00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:21,567 That's nasty. 1091 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:23,027 It feels amazing. 1092 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,111 - Well... - Yeah. 1093 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:25,363 But you have nice feet. 1094 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,197 You have nice feet. 1095 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,074 - No, I don't. I was a dancer, so my shit's gnarled. 1096 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,367 Todd likes the butt. 1097 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,326 What? 1098 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,786 Todd likes the butt. 1099 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:35,122 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. I don't do ass play. 1100 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,207 I don't. 1101 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,500 We're gonna have to really, 1102 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,667 you know, lay down the guidelines. 1103 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:39,502 That's a good idea. 1104 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,128 All right, well, you, you tell him that, 1105 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,129 'cause he'll make a beeline right for it. 1106 00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:42,963 Ugh. 1107 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,216 I'm not opposed to a finger tip, 1108 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,468 finger in there sometimes. 1109 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:51,263 - You know, we're married so he bought the cow. 1110 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:54,308 He can do whatever he wants, rightfully. 1111 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:56,560 Um, honey, this is parsley. 1112 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,525 Did I do that? 1113 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,735 I think you did. 1114 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:05,569 Darn it. 1115 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,615 - It's okay. - We've got, we have wine. 1116 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:10,950 I, I prefer wine. 1117 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,618 - I like wine better. - I like wine better. 1118 00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:15,788 - It's a better buzz. Do you have a corkscrew? 1119 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:16,622 No. 1120 00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:20,084 Okay, best pussy you ever had. 1121 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,878 - It's hard to believe, I know, but it is Rachel. 1122 00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:25,464 Yeah, honestly, I think it's, 1123 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,385 I can't even remember anything before Yasmine. 1124 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:34,390 - You guys can't pick your girlfriends for best pussy ever. 1125 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,225 God, you guys. 1126 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:37,059 How's Tina? 1127 00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:38,060 - Tina? - Yeah. 1128 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,104 Tina's pussy is terrific. 1129 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:41,063 Ah. See? 1130 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:43,399 It is just like fucking... 1131 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:44,650 That's awesome. I knew it. 1132 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:47,403 You know what? It's wrecked. 1133 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:49,321 I can't recommend it. 1134 00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:52,324 You know, she's had a couple of kids and they came out, 1135 00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:54,410 and they must have been really moving their heads around, 1136 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,287 'cause that thing is loose as a goose. 1137 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,997 If I ever got a girl pregnant 1138 00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:59,123 and I was gonna keep fucking her, 1139 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:02,293 I'd cut her up, take the baby. 1140 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,753 She's a great mom, she's a good kisser, 1141 00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:08,132 but, um, you know, her butt still works. 1142 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,091 - Ah. - Her butt's great. 1143 00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:10,885 But I gotta space that out 'cause I'm married to her. 1144 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:13,596 And if that thing goes, I'm kinda fucked. 1145 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:14,430 Just push it. 1146 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:15,389 - I'm doing it. - I'll hold the bottom. 1147 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:16,974 I'm scared it's gonna break. 1148 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:17,808 - If it breaks- - You got it, 1149 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,642 you got it, you got it. 1150 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:19,768 [Tina] It's moving. It's moving. 1151 00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:20,603 - Do it. - Oh yes. 1152 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:21,854 You got it, you got it. 1153 00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:23,063 - Oh no. - I got it, I got it, 1154 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:24,190 I got it, I got it. 1155 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:26,525 No, I got it. Here we go. 1156 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,027 Hold the bottle. 1157 00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:30,237 Yay! 1158 00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:31,739 Oh my god, that was so scary. 1159 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:34,033 It splashed on me. 1160 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,326 Don't waste a drop. Lick it up. 1161 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,660 [Yasmine] Whoo! 1162 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:37,912 - You know what? - What? 1163 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:39,622 I like you, Alan. 1164 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,665 I'm gonna give you green on Rachel's pussy. 1165 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,667 What is that? What's green on the pussy? 1166 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:46,003 - Because I think you're gonna be MVP tonight. 1167 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,838 Most valuable penis. 1168 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:48,672 Oh. 1169 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,299 There's something inside of you Alan. 1170 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:54,261 There's something inside of you waiting to get out. 1171 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:57,181 - Well, after he gets out, put it back in tomorrow. 1172 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,057 Shouldn't stay there. 1173 00:41:58,057 --> 00:42:00,059 You gotta fester the vibe though. 1174 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:03,604 You gotta fester the vibe like a herpe in the sun. 1175 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:07,358 Okay. Sounds painful, but if it works. 1176 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,778 This cigar's making me really nauseous. 1177 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,573 You guys suck at smoking cigars. 1178 00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:16,367 Yes we do. 1179 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,952 I need a drink. 1180 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,954 Could have been fun. 1181 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,456 They're not Cuban, but they're, 1182 00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:23,624 I got them at the gas station. 1183 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:24,542 Oh. 1184 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,378 ♪ Nah, it's whatever, it's whatever in that sub, what ♪ 1185 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:30,339 ♪ Nah, it's whatever, it's whatever in that third, what ♪ 1186 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:33,384 ♪ Nah, it's whatever, it's whatever in that sub, what ♪ 1187 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,344 ♪ Now gon' crank the slack, roll the pack ♪ 1188 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:37,346 ♪ Power ♪ 1189 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,725 Love of my life, apple of my eye. 1190 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,687 It is good to hold you again. 1191 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:45,688 Of course. 1192 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,983 - Whew, you guys smell like a cigar factory. 1193 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,110 - Baby, what's this? I thought we were gonna have mojitos. 1194 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,194 We had to improvise. 1195 00:42:52,194 --> 00:42:55,781 - The wine attacked Tina. It was hilarious. 1196 00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:00,828 I suddenly feel really tired. 1197 00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:04,456 - Hey, look alive. I'll be right back, everybody. 1198 00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:05,541 Where, where are you going? 1199 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,835 I gotta go, uh, torch the tikis. 1200 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:08,836 Is that code for something? 1201 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,338 Yeah, I can do it by myself. 1202 00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:15,551 Anybody mind if I lock the door now? 1203 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,343 Please. 1204 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,096 Yeah, that's what Yaz was saying earlier 1205 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,514 when you guys were outside. 1206 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:23,017 (Tina laughs) 1207 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:30,065 (lighter clicks) 1208 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,615 Hey, Tina, do you have any cheese? 1209 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:38,657 - Sounds good, right? - That sounds good. 1210 00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:39,491 That would be so good, yeah. 1211 00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:40,576 Yeah, cheese and wine. 1212 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,245 I love wine and cheese. It gives me a boner. 1213 00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:44,788 - I think I got some Kraft singles and some- 1214 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:45,914 - Oh, perfect. - Saltines. 1215 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:46,749 That'll do. 1216 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,167 It's like a, a Lunchable for alcoholics. 1217 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:52,379 - Totally. It's like cheese, wine, crackers, sardines. 1218 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:54,298 - Served in every boxcar across the country. 1219 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:56,634 You two love being ironic. 1220 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,720 That's not what irony is. 1221 00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,306 We disagree. 1222 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:06,560 Let's get the party started! 1223 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,063 Where's my liquid courage? 1224 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:10,731 What is that smell? 1225 00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:14,652 - Uh, that's tiki juice. A tiki torch attacked me. 1226 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:15,944 Phase two, everybody. Phase two. 1227 00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:17,112 Everybody in the living room. 1228 00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:18,739 Okay. 1229 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,075 You're in phase two, Alan. 1230 00:44:22,701 --> 00:44:23,786 Hey babe, I gotta piss, 1231 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:25,871 but do you have that Future Babies demo? 1232 00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:26,872 Did you bring it? 1233 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:27,873 I told you to bring it. 1234 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:28,666 You did? 1235 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:29,500 Yeah. 1236 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:31,251 I probably did then. 1237 00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:32,544 Good. We need the slow jams. 1238 00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,129 [Tina] All right. 1239 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,890 Alan, Todd was just telling me 1240 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:46,141 how cute he thinks you look tonight. 1241 00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:46,975 No he wasn't. 1242 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,894 Those were not his exact words. 1243 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:51,855 He said, what was it? "Alan is adorable. 1244 00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:53,857 Like a little pig fetus." 1245 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:54,692 Can you cut it out? 1246 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:55,776 Can you stop it? Seriously. 1247 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:56,985 [Gordon] That's what he said. 1248 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,445 - Why? I don't even know where it's coming from. 1249 00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,571 I don't know. Watch your back. 1250 00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:02,449 - Watch? Oh, do you wanna go outside and step? 1251 00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:03,742 What? What? 1252 00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:04,952 Stop it. Don't support it. 1253 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:05,869 I'm not. 1254 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:06,870 You are. 1255 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:09,164 Bubby, I love you. 1256 00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:11,166 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it. 1257 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:12,960 Say you love me. Don't you love me? 1258 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,794 Tell me. 1259 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,003 - I love you. - Are you embarrassed? 1260 00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:16,255 Say it louder. Nobody can hear you. 1261 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:17,798 I love you. 1262 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:19,216 I love you too. 1263 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:31,228 Yasmine, may I suckle on your tootsies? 1264 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:34,857 Creepy. 1265 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:38,652 - Tina, baby. Why aren't you bumping the FBs? 1266 00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:40,404 I couldn't find it. 1267 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:44,199 Oh, well, we'll talk about that later. 1268 00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:48,704 Everybody, down on the ground. Phase two Indian style. 1269 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,085 What happened to phase one? 1270 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:58,839 - We skipped it. Alan, you look good tonight. 1271 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,507 Okay, what we're gonna do 1272 00:46:00,507 --> 00:46:02,468 is we're gonna go around in a circle 1273 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:05,512 and we're gonna say our least favorite body part. 1274 00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:07,097 Why would we wanna do that? 1275 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,932 Alan, come on, man. 1276 00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:10,392 Fester. Sorry, fester. 1277 00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:12,478 What? Uncle Fester? 1278 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:13,729 We're getting older 1279 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:16,106 and things may not be what they used to be. 1280 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:19,485 We might have some bodily insecurities. 1281 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:22,905 So let's own up to them. Let's put them out there. 1282 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:26,200 That way, when we're naked and fucking, 1283 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,869 we'll be free, we'll be so free. 1284 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:31,497 I think that's a good idea, Todd. 1285 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:33,916 Thank you. I thought of it. 1286 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:37,252 All right. First up, Gordonius. 1287 00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:38,337 Mm. 1288 00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:39,505 Actually you can skip me 1289 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,923 'cause I'm just gonna be taking my penis 1290 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,883 and just sliding it through the pants hole 1291 00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:44,510 and doing what I gotta do. 1292 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:45,719 - Gordon, be groovy. - Who's next? 1293 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,681 Be groovy, remember? Be groovy or leave. 1294 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:52,851 All right, fine. You want the truth? 1295 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:56,480 It's embarrassing. I don't like my penis. 1296 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,314 Why not? 1297 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,148 Too big. 1298 00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:58,982 Oh. 1299 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:00,025 It's, I mean, it's really big. 1300 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:02,986 It's not even fun. It's cumbersome, it's gigantic. 1301 00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:04,446 That's awesome. 1302 00:47:04,446 --> 00:47:05,864 Well, it's awesome sometimes, Todd, 1303 00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,491 but basically it's my cross to bear. 1304 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:09,201 - Don't worry, sweetheart, I never noticed. 1305 00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:10,744 Oh, come on, that's not funny. 1306 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:11,912 She's lying, she's lying. 1307 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:12,746 - Hey. - She's lying. 1308 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:13,956 Be nice. 1309 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:16,291 Okay. Rachel, do your worst. 1310 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:19,920 My vagina lips. 1311 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,926 They're just, they're too lippy. 1312 00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:26,885 Does it talk? 1313 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:27,970 No, nothing like that. 1314 00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:29,680 It's just, uh, I don't know. 1315 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,600 I, I want it more tucked in. You know, more compact. 1316 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,435 I have noticed that. 1317 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,855 It's not like "Night of the Living Dead" 1318 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,814 down there or anything. 1319 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:41,567 It's, it's just, it's voluptuous. 1320 00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:45,320 It's fine. I'm being stupid. 1321 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,238 You know it's funny though. 1322 00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:50,367 Um, I was at work and I was looking up on those websites 1323 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:52,202 about vaginal rejuvenation. 1324 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,620 I've been on those. 1325 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:56,707 - Uh, my boss comes up to me the next day and he's all, 1326 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:59,418 "Rachel, we are monitoring all the websites 1327 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,128 that our employees go to." 1328 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:04,214 And I was like, "Ah! Oh no, he's looking at me." 1329 00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:06,300 I swear to god, right down there. 1330 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,093 - Like, "Rachel, could you come into my office 1331 00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:09,761 and remove your pussy lips from my desk? 1332 00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:10,596 Thank you." 1333 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:13,056 Precisely. Were you there? 1334 00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:15,225 That was very brave of you, Rachel. 1335 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:17,102 - The cat was about to be out of the bag, so. 1336 00:48:17,102 --> 00:48:17,978 So to speak. 1337 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,563 So to speak, yes. 1338 00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:24,359 - All right, well, thank you. That brings us to Alan. 1339 00:48:24,359 --> 00:48:25,319 Oh, can I do him? 1340 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,362 No, this is person specific. 1341 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:28,363 I seriously don't spend much time 1342 00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:30,616 thinking about this kinda stuff. 1343 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,659 Truly, I just play the hand that I was given. 1344 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:33,493 Your nipples. 1345 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:34,328 What? 1346 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:35,537 They look like pepperonis. 1347 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:39,583 Like big pink, fleshy, very thick pepperonis. 1348 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,709 They do not. 1349 00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:43,587 Face the truth, Alan. Pepperoni nipples. 1350 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:46,590 - Like little pig noses. Like a pig fetus nose. 1351 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,342 - Thank you for sharing that with everybody 1352 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:49,301 before you shared it with me. 1353 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:50,594 - That's great. - I didn't know how long 1354 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:53,221 the whole, you know, play the hand I was given speech 1355 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,514 was gonna go, so. 1356 00:48:54,514 --> 00:48:55,349 I was done. 1357 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:56,183 [Yasmine] I didn't know. 1358 00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:57,059 - It's okay. - Okay. 1359 00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,311 My nipples. Todd, you got that? 1360 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:00,145 You're gonna go with nipples? 1361 00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:00,979 [Alan] Yep. 1362 00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:02,898 All right, we got fat dicks, 1363 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:06,234 fat pussies, and fat fucking nipples. 1364 00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:07,486 So far so good. 1365 00:49:08,403 --> 00:49:09,571 Whoo! Yasmine. 1366 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:11,949 She has a big mole next to her asshole. 1367 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:12,908 - Alan! - She does, 1368 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:13,867 and they're all gonna see it. 1369 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:14,910 - Everyone's gonna see it. - That is not something 1370 00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,203 I ever see or even knew I had. 1371 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,913 And the only reason I did see it 1372 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:20,457 is because you forced me to look at it in a fucking mirror. 1373 00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,751 - Because it becomes cancerous if you don't check on it. 1374 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:23,877 Cancer ass. 1375 00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,504 - It runs in my family. - A mole by my asshole 1376 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:27,756 is not something that was keeping me up at night until now. 1377 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:29,758 - Alan, I'm glad you told us. Thank you, Alan. 1378 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,551 Thank you. Cheers. 1379 00:49:31,551 --> 00:49:33,345 I would've thought it was, 1380 00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:34,596 I would've thought it was poop. 1381 00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:37,849 I'm not talking about this. 1382 00:49:37,849 --> 00:49:40,477 So, Todd, my nose. My snozz. 1383 00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:42,729 It looks like I could lead the Jews with this. 1384 00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:44,564 Are your boogers kosher? 1385 00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:46,233 I don't know. You wanna try them? 1386 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,526 May I try your feet first? 1387 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:48,360 Gross. 1388 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,028 Okay, so not the mole on your ass, 1389 00:49:50,028 --> 00:49:52,197 but the nose on your face. 1390 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,617 I like it. All right. 1391 00:49:56,868 --> 00:50:00,580 That leads us to Tina. My beautiful wife, Tina. 1392 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:04,042 Can you think of anything? Doubt it. 1393 00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:07,963 - Well, I've had kids, so I have stretch marks. 1394 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:13,093 And on my stomach and on my butt and on my boobs. 1395 00:50:14,594 --> 00:50:17,639 And, um, just my boobs just, they like, 1396 00:50:17,639 --> 00:50:18,974 when I bend over, it's like, 1397 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:22,978 there's like got, it's like they're scooped out. 1398 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:26,773 Like they just hang down like, like tubes. 1399 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:28,859 And it scares me when I look at it. 1400 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:32,863 I try not to look at it at all. I don't like it. 1401 00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:36,616 - Um, chicken arms. - No, you don't. 1402 00:50:36,616 --> 00:50:37,909 It doesn't look like that. 1403 00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:39,661 It's all right. I don't, don't mind. 1404 00:50:39,661 --> 00:50:40,829 That's what I'd say. 1405 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:41,997 I have the, like- 1406 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,582 - You don't. - Chicken arms. 1407 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:47,669 (Tina imitates chicken clucking) 1408 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:49,755 That's like four. 1409 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,048 I guess. Or my hair. 1410 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,967 'Cause I can't do anything with my hair. I really can't. 1411 00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:58,263 I, I just, I don't know. I don't know how to fix it. 1412 00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:01,433 Doesn't hold a curl, you know. Um, no. 1413 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,395 Like wrinkles around my eyes. 1414 00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:06,938 Crow's feet, they call them, you know? 1415 00:51:06,938 --> 00:51:09,066 I got those. Right? 1416 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:10,317 - Right. - Yeah. 1417 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:15,363 And, um, oh, my feet. Duh, my feet. 1418 00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,699 That would be it, would be my feet. 1419 00:51:17,699 --> 00:51:18,533 That's the one, your feet. 1420 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:19,868 He's always telling me my feet 1421 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:22,954 'cause I have feet like a cave woman. 1422 00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,999 They're just hard, hard, hard. 1423 00:51:25,999 --> 00:51:28,877 Like you could hear me walking from down the street. 1424 00:51:28,877 --> 00:51:30,921 Like a tap dancer. What? 1425 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,757 Tina, you have beautiful feet. 1426 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,425 You haven't felt them. 1427 00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:36,968 My thighs are getting really big too. 1428 00:51:36,968 --> 00:51:39,387 Babe, baby, fuck. Pick one. 1429 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:42,182 Well, it's your game. 1430 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,352 - It's not a game. It's a conversational icebreaker. 1431 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:46,895 And you're making us all sick. 1432 00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:49,397 Jesus, Todd. Tina, you're beautiful. 1433 00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:51,817 - You're not making me sick, Tina. You're turning me on. 1434 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,151 Let me get those feet in my mouth. 1435 00:51:53,151 --> 00:51:56,071 Oh, get it, get it, get it, get it. 1436 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:05,288 Okay, Todd, it's your turn. 1437 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:08,250 So what ghastly delights do you have under there? 1438 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,169 Well, I was not trying to skip myself, 1439 00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:12,420 but I have HPV, 1440 00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:18,677 human pampillomavirus. 1441 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:19,636 Papilloma. 1442 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:22,722 Papilloma's virus. Tina has it too. 1443 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:28,854 We have it. It's just like a couple of bumps on my dick. 1444 00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:31,148 Almost everyone has it. 1445 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:31,982 I don't. 1446 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,900 - I do not have a couple of bumps on my dick. 1447 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:35,193 - Nope. - Not me. 1448 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,238 - Really? Because one in three people have it. 1449 00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:42,242 So one of you or two of you have gotta be lying. 1450 00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,245 They said they don't have it. 1451 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:48,373 - You're telling me that we're 30 years old, 1452 00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:49,749 we've been fucking for 20 years, 1453 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,918 and no one's got HPV in this room? 1454 00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,420 You've been fucking since you were 10? 1455 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,254 Yeah. 1456 00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:57,465 I have it. 1457 00:52:57,465 --> 00:52:58,300 She gave it to me. 1458 00:52:58,300 --> 00:52:59,551 No, I didn't. 1459 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,554 I have it. 1460 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:06,892 Yeah, I do too, 1461 00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:08,685 but like, I don't have like herpes or anything. 1462 00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:10,353 - Hey, no one said anything about that shit. 1463 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:11,354 [Alan] No. 1464 00:53:13,106 --> 00:53:14,774 Whoo! Well, that was fun. 1465 00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:15,609 All right. 1466 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,613 Doesn't everyone feel better now? 1467 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:22,324 - No. - More secure, more free? 1468 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:25,702 All right. Speaking of free, phase three. 1469 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,037 Conversational couple swap. 1470 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,163 This is what we're gonna do. 1471 00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:29,289 Everyone is gonna pair off 1472 00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:31,666 with someone who's not their significant other. 1473 00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:36,213 Go to a secluded area and just conversate. 15 minutes. 1474 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:39,174 No fucking, no sucking, no ass eating, none of that. 1475 00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:40,050 [Rachel] All right. 1476 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,301 All right? 1477 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:42,177 - Okay. - Okay. 1478 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:43,428 - Who wants who? - Hi, Rachel. 1479 00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,931 I'll have Todd. That's fine. 1480 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:49,517 All right. Break. 1481 00:53:58,568 --> 00:53:59,778 Hey, yo, my man. 1482 00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:00,654 What's up, dog? 1483 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:02,530 Know where Cummings Farm, 1484 00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:04,282 Cummings Ranch or something like that is at? 1485 00:54:04,282 --> 00:54:05,075 Cummings Farm? 1486 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,159 Yeah, that's it. 1487 00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:07,661 It's right up here on the right. 1488 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,579 About 18, 18 1/2 miles. 1489 00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:11,331 - Cool, I'm going the right way. All right. 1490 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,290 You know Old Man Cummings? 1491 00:54:12,290 --> 00:54:14,668 Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah. 1492 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:15,502 Man, when I was a kid 1493 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:16,795 I used to go out there and pick strawberries 1494 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:19,256 to stack a little scrilla during the summer. 1495 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,924 Man, that's a weird dude though. 1496 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,968 He used to pull some old New Jack City type shit. 1497 00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:23,969 Make you take your shirt off 1498 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,220 when you're out there picking strawberries, 1499 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:26,179 you know what I'm saying? 1500 00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:29,266 You'll see the cute little sign. White, red letters. 1501 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:30,141 Little strawberries on the side. 1502 00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:32,102 Yeah, really? So it's 18 miles up there. 1503 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,187 That's cool, man. Thanks. 1504 00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:37,065 - I mean, he didn't even check your teeth for seeds 1505 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:38,149 - before you left. - You have a good day. 1506 00:54:38,149 --> 00:54:39,359 All right? Thank you. 1507 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:40,902 What you gonna do at Cummings Farm? 1508 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:42,654 You take care, man. 1509 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:49,119 This better be worth my fucking time, Gordon. 1510 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,453 I'm telling you. 1511 00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:55,750 This is an interesting first date, huh? 1512 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:58,878 Oh, this is a date to you? 1513 00:54:58,878 --> 00:55:00,630 We could pretend. 1514 00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,299 Okay, it's a date. 1515 00:55:05,343 --> 00:55:07,095 A very romantic date. 1516 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,974 - I usually wait until at least the fifth date 1517 00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,851 to reveal my nipples. 1518 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:15,270 And then I just reveal one. 1519 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:16,271 Good idea. 1520 00:55:17,188 --> 00:55:19,858 You know, 'cause you have to charm the girl first 1521 00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:22,152 and then bam, whip them out. 1522 00:55:24,779 --> 00:55:28,992 - Was I being charming? I was trying very hard not to be. 1523 00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:31,661 Well, maybe you can't help it. 1524 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,248 - I don't think Yasmine would agree with that. 1525 00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,625 Well, Yasmine don't take any shit. 1526 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:39,210 No, she does not. 1527 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,634 That's why I stopped giving her it a long time ago. 1528 00:55:46,634 --> 00:55:49,304 You guys sure do bicker a lot. 1529 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,641 I call you two the bicker twins. 1530 00:55:53,641 --> 00:55:55,060 To whom? 1531 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,061 To Gordon. 1532 00:55:57,979 --> 00:55:59,564 Gordon's special. 1533 00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:03,902 I can never tell when you're kidding. 1534 00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:04,778 I'm not. 1535 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:09,240 - Yeah, but you mean special like retarded special. 1536 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,492 Maybe. 1537 00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:14,621 - I really wish that you could see just how he is 1538 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:17,082 when he's alone with me. 1539 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:20,168 He's really sweet and he means well, 1540 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:22,087 it's just the drinking. 1541 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:25,965 It's gotten worse and worse, 1542 00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:32,222 but he'll work through it. 1543 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:35,350 Well, for your sake I hope so. 1544 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:36,267 You can spend your Saturday nights 1545 00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:38,603 accompanying him to AA meetings. 1546 00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:41,189 You know, really getting to know his sponsor. 1547 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:44,734 You look cute standing by your man 1548 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:47,946 while he drinks endless cups of black coffee 1549 00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:49,155 and chain smokes cigarettes. 1550 00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:51,491 - Yeah, and you and Yasmine will be right next door 1551 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:53,118 at Bickerers Anonymous. 1552 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:54,577 What is that? Do they have that? 1553 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:57,330 - I think they do. You should look into it. 1554 00:56:57,330 --> 00:56:59,582 I don't think it'll help. 1555 00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,001 I think Yaz and I are on the way out. 1556 00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:03,002 Shut up. 1557 00:57:03,002 --> 00:57:03,837 What? 1558 00:57:06,047 --> 00:57:07,424 You are not gonna flip around tomorrow 1559 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,050 and call her a whore. 1560 00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:10,093 - No, I- - Don't do that. 1561 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:14,097 - I, I came here, right, to Todd's fantasy land. 1562 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:19,978 - Yes you did. I'm still surprised you showed up. 1563 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:23,815 What made you agree to it? 1564 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,401 Because I'm in love with you. 1565 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,113 I'm kidding. 1566 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,575 You're a weirdo. 1567 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:36,828 - And how dismal your rapid passion heartbeat 1568 00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:41,124 when weighed against the silent heart of something so pure, 1569 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:43,710 it deserves to be planted. 1570 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:46,546 Oh, that's good. You wrote that? 1571 00:57:46,546 --> 00:57:47,630 Yes, I did. 1572 00:57:49,215 --> 00:57:51,634 How'd you memorize all those words? 1573 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:53,178 When you write something like a poem 1574 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:55,305 that means something to you, 1575 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:57,599 it stays in your heart forever. 1576 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,058 It stays in your bones. 1577 00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:01,311 Oh, that's so cool. 1578 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:02,479 You're cool. 1579 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:05,398 Sorry. 1580 00:58:06,774 --> 00:58:08,234 Hey, you got a record player. 1581 00:58:08,234 --> 00:58:10,278 [Tina] Yeah, it's Grammy's. 1582 00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:11,529 - Oh, that's great. - I think she's just got 1583 00:58:11,529 --> 00:58:13,823 like seven classical records in there. 1584 00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:15,325 Does she like The Beatles? 1585 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:16,409 I don't think so. 1586 00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:17,243 I bet she would. 1587 00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:19,496 You know what, I'm gonna make her a mix CD. 1588 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,164 Is she still alive? 1589 00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:23,708 I hope so. She's got my kids. 1590 00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:28,129 (grand music) 1591 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,342 It makes me feel so regal. 1592 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,594 - Yeah, I have that effect on people sometimes. 1593 00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:37,096 - Not you. The music, dum-dum. 1594 00:58:38,139 --> 00:58:40,225 Whatever. This is nice. 1595 00:58:42,393 --> 00:58:44,354 I could get used to this. 1596 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,231 This country living. 1597 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:50,401 I guess your, I guess your kids must really love it. 1598 00:58:50,401 --> 00:58:53,988 - I don't really wanna talk about my kids right now. 1599 00:58:53,988 --> 00:58:55,156 Fair enough. 1600 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:01,579 Hey, is this place easy to see, uh, from the road at night? 1601 00:59:01,579 --> 00:59:03,081 I think so. Why? 1602 00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:06,334 Oh, no reason. No reason. 1603 00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:15,552 Aren't we supposed to be talking? 1604 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:16,594 I don't have anything to say. 1605 00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:19,430 Me neither. Keep fucking me. 1606 00:59:19,430 --> 00:59:21,266 This pussy is primo. 1607 00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:24,769 (animal howling) 1608 00:59:24,769 --> 00:59:27,188 - Did you hear that? Are there coyotes out here? 1609 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:30,858 - I don't think so. Maybe Todd's a werewolf. 1610 00:59:33,987 --> 00:59:34,821 Maybe. 1611 00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:37,490 (Rachel laughs) 1612 00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:39,784 I'm very taken by you. 1613 00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:42,704 That's very formal of you to say. 1614 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:46,666 - May I kiss you? May I kiss you on the trampoline? 1615 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,876 I don't think you're supposed to ask. 1616 00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:49,711 I know. 1617 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,256 I don't know what the boundaries are at a thing like this. 1618 00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:56,092 - Well, pretty much when I go through the door, 1619 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:59,929 I'm gonna leave my boundaries in the dust. 1620 00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:02,515 - So you're really going through with this, aren't you? 1621 01:00:02,515 --> 01:00:04,350 Yeah. Right? 1622 01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:05,768 Right. 1623 01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:06,728 - Uh-oh. 1624 01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:07,520 What? 1625 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,355 Are you having second thoughts? 1626 01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:13,860 - Um, I don't know. I've felt weird ever since I got here. 1627 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:15,612 Something hasn't felt right. 1628 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,281 Come on, Alan. Don't wuss out. 1629 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:23,536 You're really, it doesn't seem like you. 1630 01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:28,207 - Well, it's like me for tonight. Look, here's the deal. 1631 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:33,338 I'm gonna close my eyes and count to 10, okay? 1632 01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:34,172 Okay. 1633 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,799 - Okay. When I do that, if you kiss me before I'm done, 1634 01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:38,343 then I'll know you're in. 1635 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,886 Deal? 1636 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,262 - Deal. - Okay. 1637 01:00:41,262 --> 01:00:42,722 - Okay. - Don't make me laugh. 1638 01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:44,432 - I won't. - Okay. 1639 01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:45,266 One. 1640 01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:46,726 (Alan laughs) 1641 01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:48,144 Sorry. 1642 01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:51,773 Two. Why are you taking so long? 1643 01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:53,191 - I was, I was trying to get myself together. 1644 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:54,692 Yeah, but. 1645 01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:55,526 I'm, I'm together. 1646 01:00:55,526 --> 01:00:57,028 - Focus. - Okay. 1647 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,279 - Ready? - Yes. 1648 01:00:58,279 --> 01:01:00,406 Composure? Okay. 1649 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:01,282 One, two, 1650 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:07,872 three, four, five. 1651 01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,544 Oh shit. Get down. 1652 01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:17,590 Did Todd order Thai takeout? 1653 01:01:17,590 --> 01:01:18,841 I don't know. 1654 01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:22,053 Wait a second. I know that guy. 1655 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:23,638 Oh my god, I'm serious. I know that guy. 1656 01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:25,598 That's the guy from outside the liquor store. 1657 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:27,392 He's some stupid guy who asked us to buy drugs 1658 01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:29,310 and I didn't know what to say, so I said something stupid, 1659 01:01:29,310 --> 01:01:30,937 and now he followed us all the way up here. 1660 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:31,771 Are you fucking with me? 1661 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:32,605 I'm not fucking with you. 1662 01:01:32,605 --> 01:01:34,107 That guy followed us here from the liquor store 1663 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:35,483 and he came here just to kill you and me. 1664 01:01:35,483 --> 01:01:36,317 - Come on. - What? No. 1665 01:01:36,317 --> 01:01:39,946 - Come, come, come. We gotta warn everybody. 1666 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:42,198 Go, go. Ah, fuck. 1667 01:01:44,575 --> 01:01:46,911 Okay, turn off the lights and get down on the ground. 1668 01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:48,454 Yasmine, Yasmine. 1669 01:01:48,454 --> 01:01:50,581 Danger. Yasmine. 1670 01:01:50,581 --> 01:01:52,083 Who's out there? 1671 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:55,670 - Believe me, you don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss. 1672 01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:57,088 Yasmine. Yasmine. 1673 01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,634 Hey, Alan, man, that was not 15 minutes. 1674 01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:02,677 Everybody get down. 1675 01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,053 Alan, what the fuck? 1676 01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,972 Get down on the ground. 1677 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:07,557 Way to take charge, Alan. I like it. 1678 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:08,725 Are you having a panic attack? 1679 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:09,559 The drug dealer. 1680 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:10,393 The one from the liquor store 1681 01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:12,353 that you wanted me to read to from the Torah. 1682 01:02:12,353 --> 01:02:13,187 You were gonna what? 1683 01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:14,772 Shush. The big scary Black guy. 1684 01:02:14,772 --> 01:02:15,982 Wait, what were you two doing back there? 1685 01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:17,316 Alan, big scary Black guy? 1686 01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:19,652 Yes. He followed me here, he's outside. 1687 01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:21,154 He wants to do god knows what to the men 1688 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,238 and then kill all the women. 1689 01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:23,656 - Alan, you allowed yourself to be followed? 1690 01:02:23,656 --> 01:02:25,032 I didn't allow myself to be followed. 1691 01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:26,284 I just fucking came here. 1692 01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:27,785 Fuck. Let me think. 1693 01:02:27,785 --> 01:02:28,911 Okay, what are his demands? 1694 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:30,663 I don't know. We didn't have a sit down. 1695 01:02:30,663 --> 01:02:31,706 I just came in here. 1696 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:32,749 - You just came in here? - Yes. 1697 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,250 - Why didn't you go to the two-foot pocket on the driveway 1698 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:35,334 and fucking call the po-po? 1699 01:02:35,334 --> 01:02:36,252 Faced east. 1700 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:37,295 And tilted your head back. 1701 01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:39,714 What? I don't know what I'm doing. 1702 01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:41,299 I thought I was being a hero. 1703 01:02:41,299 --> 01:02:43,176 We're sitting ducks in here. 1704 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:45,344 Goddamn it, Todd. I told you this was a stupid idea. 1705 01:02:45,344 --> 01:02:46,554 Tina, shut the fuck up. 1706 01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:51,476 - Hey everyone, just calm down. Maybe he'll just leave. 1707 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:52,769 Gordon. You in there, man? 1708 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:53,895 He knows our name. 1709 01:02:53,895 --> 01:02:56,606 - No, he said Gordon. He just wants Gordon. 1710 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:57,732 Let's give him to him. 1711 01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:59,025 - Okay. - About time. 1712 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:01,402 Gordon. Gordon, wake up. 1713 01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:02,320 Oh, babe. 1714 01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:04,572 Hey, baby. How was the orgy? 1715 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:07,533 - It's on hold. There's someone outside looking for you. 1716 01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:09,786 - Well, thank god. Well, why didn't you let him in? 1717 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:12,288 - Gordon, did you invite a Black man to my home? 1718 01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:13,498 Gordon, what did you do? 1719 01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:15,875 Relax. Everybody calm the fuck down. 1720 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:19,420 I have the situation under control. 1721 01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:20,963 It's my friend Larenz and he's totally cool. 1722 01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:24,050 You guys are actually gonna really dig him. Yo, Larenz. 1723 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:25,676 [Larenz] What? 1724 01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:26,552 You're cool, right? 1725 01:03:26,552 --> 01:03:28,471 [Larenz] I can be. 1726 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:29,972 See? Come in. 1727 01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:30,807 No! 1728 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:32,975 What the fuck? 1729 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:35,478 I didn't realize this was a segregated orgy. 1730 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:38,439 - Fuck that shit, Gordo. You know it's not a race thing. 1731 01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:41,025 My homeboy Tran from work? He would love to have been here. 1732 01:03:41,025 --> 01:03:42,068 He's Chinese, man. 1733 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:44,487 But it was invite only. Just supposed to be us six. 1734 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:45,738 Three cunts and three cocks. 1735 01:03:45,738 --> 01:03:47,448 - Okay, so what do you want me to do? Tell him to leave? 1736 01:03:47,448 --> 01:03:49,784 - Yeah, get him outta here. But let him down easy. 1737 01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:51,828 I don't want any static. 1738 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,579 Maybe give him some of those fresh picked strawberries 1739 01:03:53,579 --> 01:03:54,705 as a piece offering. 1740 01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:56,457 They like watermelon, Todd. 1741 01:03:56,457 --> 01:03:57,750 Fruit is fruit, Tina. 1742 01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:58,668 I'll tell him to leave. 1743 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,712 - He just drove 25, 30 minutes tops out to the country, 1744 01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:03,548 middle of fucking nowhere to do me a favor. 1745 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:04,841 And I'm gonna just go ask him to leave 1746 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:09,345 because his kind isn't welcome here at Cummings Ranch. 1747 01:04:14,433 --> 01:04:15,268 Hey buddy. 1748 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:19,647 What's the deal, Gordon? 1749 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:23,025 - I may have made a tiny error in judgment. 1750 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,777 You think? 1751 01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:26,320 I mean, you made me all these promises 1752 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,115 and it's like they didn't know what's coming, man. 1753 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:30,867 Sorry, man. I thought they'd be cool. 1754 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:34,495 And when I told them what you did, they just flipped out, 1755 01:04:34,495 --> 01:04:36,038 and you know, I couldn't get ahold of you. 1756 01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:37,206 No cell phone reception. 1757 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:40,126 And I, I thought they'd be more open-minded. 1758 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,586 They flipped, man. I'm sorry. 1759 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:42,420 I'm really fucking sorry. 1760 01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:44,255 - Well, you being really sorry's not gonna get me, 1761 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:45,965 how'd you call them again? 1762 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:50,428 Three sexually liberated white women, is it now? 1763 01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:53,264 - I know that my apology is a small consolation. 1764 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:54,765 Oh, microscopic. 1765 01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,187 Okay, I have an idea. 1766 01:05:00,187 --> 01:05:03,566 Great. Another idea from Gordon. 1767 01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:06,152 Let's go for a walk. Come on. 1768 01:05:10,781 --> 01:05:13,868 I need you to gimme the drugs. 1769 01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:16,287 Larenz, I need you to gimme the drugs, man. 1770 01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:17,079 Are you crazy? 1771 01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:18,831 You think you're gonna get that drugs from me now? 1772 01:05:18,831 --> 01:05:22,418 - Okay. I have a plan, but you need to give me the drugs. 1773 01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:23,252 You're tripping. 1774 01:05:23,252 --> 01:05:27,256 - No, just, just listen to me. This is perfect. 1775 01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:29,342 You give me six E's. 1776 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,052 They're X. 1777 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:32,720 No, actually, they go by E now. 1778 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,055 No, actually, I'm selling them. 1779 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:37,099 They could be whatever letter I want them to be. They're X. 1780 01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:38,267 They are X. You're right. 1781 01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:40,019 I was wrong. They're X. 1782 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:43,356 You gimme six X, you drive away, park your car. 1783 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,734 Wait a little bit. I'm gonna go feed them to the ladies. 1784 01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:50,071 It's gonna be like a sexual tornado 1785 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,614 with the skin and hair and tits. 1786 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:54,533 I got, I got it. Yeah, I, I got it. 1787 01:05:54,533 --> 01:05:56,243 You're gonna just kind of slink in 1788 01:05:56,243 --> 01:05:59,246 and assimilate with everybody else. 1789 01:05:59,246 --> 01:06:01,123 Before they even know what's happened, 1790 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:03,751 you've already busted your nut. 1791 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:05,920 You're in, man. Game over. 1792 01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:10,633 I don't know, man. 1793 01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:12,969 Larenz. What, what do you want, man? 1794 01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,763 What's the other option? You wanna go in now? 1795 01:06:15,763 --> 01:06:18,891 They're fucking freaked out. They're nervous as hell. 1796 01:06:18,891 --> 01:06:22,269 What, you wanna just go in there and whip out your big cock? 1797 01:06:22,269 --> 01:06:23,604 How do you know I got a big cock? 1798 01:06:23,604 --> 01:06:25,940 Huh? I'm guessing. 1799 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:27,817 That's some racist shit, Gordon. 1800 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:30,528 For all you know, I could have a small Chinese dick. 1801 01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:32,363 I don't, but I could. 1802 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:35,700 - Fair enough. You know what bitches are like on ecstasy. 1803 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,159 You do know that, Larenz. 1804 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:37,994 I do. 1805 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,954 They're like fucking sex zombies. 1806 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:42,248 They're fucking hungry for it. It's all they want. 1807 01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:43,666 Anyway, you gotta take one too. 1808 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:44,750 Come on, you know I don't do that. 1809 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,002 I know you don't usually do it, 1810 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:48,087 but I know you're gonna do it tonight. 1811 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:51,674 Hello, look around you. This is a fucking orgy, man, okay? 1812 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:52,800 If ever an occasion, 1813 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:56,554 if ever an occasion called for it, Larenz, this is it, man. 1814 01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:57,805 You have to be on the same level 1815 01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:01,392 as me and the fucking sex zombies out there, right? 1816 01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:03,811 You have to. We all gotta be on the same page. 1817 01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:06,397 That's the only way this works. 1818 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:09,567 I, I, I don't know. 1819 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:11,277 I guess if it's gonna get me six titties in my mouth, 1820 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,529 then I guess so, man. 1821 01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:14,989 This is terrific. 1822 01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:16,240 By the time this thing is done, 1823 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,076 you'll have lost more sperm than spinal fluid. 1824 01:07:19,076 --> 01:07:19,910 Do you know what I mean? 1825 01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:21,662 What the hell does that mean? 1826 01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:23,289 You got anything to take that with? 1827 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,624 The diet Pepsi in the car. 1828 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,335 - You guys, it's a lot worse than I thought. 1829 01:07:28,335 --> 01:07:30,004 Stay down. It's bad. 1830 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:37,094 Trick or treat? Let me suck on your feet. 1831 01:07:39,638 --> 01:07:41,474 I'll give you a treat. 1832 01:07:42,516 --> 01:07:43,851 Gordon, who was that? 1833 01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:44,935 That was Larenz, baby, 1834 01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:46,145 And how do you know him? 1835 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:47,104 Oh, how do I know him? 1836 01:07:47,104 --> 01:07:47,938 I know him 'cause he's the guy 1837 01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:49,523 that just brought us the party favors 1838 01:07:49,523 --> 01:07:53,277 that are gonna turn this party upside down. 1839 01:07:53,277 --> 01:07:54,695 Love this record. 1840 01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,410 It was a surprise, guys. 1841 01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:05,539 Obviously, in retrospect, I should have told you about it. 1842 01:08:05,539 --> 01:08:09,001 I guess alcohol does impair my judgment, after all. 1843 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:10,461 You were right. Put it on the list. 1844 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:12,463 It's already going on there, thank you. 1845 01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:13,547 Is he gone? 1846 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:16,300 Yes, Tina. He is gone. 1847 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:17,134 Are you sure? 1848 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:18,385 Yeah, Alan, I'm sure. 1849 01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:19,303 Did that Black man leave? 1850 01:08:19,303 --> 01:08:20,137 Yeah. 1851 01:08:20,137 --> 01:08:21,472 He's gone. He drove away. 1852 01:08:21,472 --> 01:08:23,307 Everybody take a deep breath. 1853 01:08:23,307 --> 01:08:25,851 See, he understood the situation in here. I just told him. 1854 01:08:25,851 --> 01:08:28,979 I told him how it was, and unfortunately, 1855 01:08:28,979 --> 01:08:33,984 my friend Larenz faces this kind of adversity all the time. 1856 01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:39,490 Unfortunately, he's used to this crap, so he's cool with it. 1857 01:08:39,615 --> 01:08:43,285 Like I said. Now stick out your little paws. 1858 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:52,711 Oh, come on guys. You're not still mad at me, right? 1859 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:58,592 Nothing says I'm sorry like free pharmaceuticals. 1860 01:08:58,592 --> 01:09:01,846 There you go. One for you, one for you. 1861 01:09:05,224 --> 01:09:08,185 Alan, body of Christ. Ami mo mea, take one. 1862 01:09:08,185 --> 01:09:10,104 Here, put in your hand. 1863 01:09:18,195 --> 01:09:21,490 Tina, don't worry. Grandma has the kids. 1864 01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:22,616 It's fine. 1865 01:09:22,616 --> 01:09:23,450 Is it? 1866 01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:25,703 Don't worry about what it is. 1867 01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:26,662 You don't think about it. 1868 01:09:26,662 --> 01:09:29,081 The time for thinking is over. No more thinking. 1869 01:09:29,081 --> 01:09:30,916 No problem. No thinking. 1870 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,334 Wait, can we drink with this? 1871 01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:34,795 You can do whatever you want with that. 1872 01:09:34,795 --> 01:09:38,465 It's the next, next level. It's phase 1,000. 1873 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:40,759 This is ecstasy, isn't it? 1874 01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:42,136 I don't know, Alan, are you a chemist? 1875 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:44,805 Would you like a microscope? Just take the fucking pill. 1876 01:09:44,805 --> 01:09:46,932 Ecstasy. Awesome, Gordon. 1877 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:49,476 Ecstasy for the ecstasy. Take it, Tina. 1878 01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:52,855 - Thank you, Todd. Glad somebody gets what's going on here. 1879 01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:55,649 Rachel, take that pill. Just take it. 1880 01:09:55,649 --> 01:10:00,154 Alan, Alan, you wanna get in her pants? Take the pill. 1881 01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:05,159 Take the pill if you wanna get in her pants. Thank you. 1882 01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:06,869 Now there's only one more thing you gotta do 1883 01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:08,412 and everybody's gotta do it. 1884 01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:09,246 Any. 1885 01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:13,000 You all gotta fucking howl. 1886 01:10:15,711 --> 01:10:18,881 (howls) Like that. Okay? 1887 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:19,715 Howl. 1888 01:10:20,674 --> 01:10:23,177 (group howls) 1889 01:10:24,261 --> 01:10:26,138 I can't hear you. I can't hear any of you. 1890 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:27,264 I can't hear you. 1891 01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:29,767 (group howls) 1892 01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:35,940 (dramatic music swells) 1893 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:46,033 (dramatic music continues) 1894 01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:54,708 (group howling) 1895 01:11:01,465 --> 01:11:03,926 (eerie music) 1896 01:11:10,182 --> 01:11:12,851 (group howling) 1897 01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:19,733 This shit's retarded. 1898 01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:21,986 Those are sensitive. 1899 01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:23,320 Come on, feet. 1900 01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:25,656 Feet are everything. 1901 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:29,076 That's what makes us technically animals. 1902 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:33,289 We walk on them. We walk on our feet. 1903 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,581 We walk on our feet! 1904 01:11:34,581 --> 01:11:35,416 Are you okay? 1905 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:37,209 Yeah, I'm fucking great. 1906 01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:38,252 I'm serious. It's really good. 1907 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:39,503 I'm really good. 1908 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:42,506 What more could you ask for? Whoo! 1909 01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:45,676 Stop here, stop. 1910 01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:47,136 [Tina] Careful, careful! 1911 01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:48,512 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1912 01:11:48,512 --> 01:11:50,306 What? She's got a head. 1913 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,182 She runs with the guns over your head. 1914 01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:53,517 - Oh, I wanna show you the Future Baby steps 1915 01:11:53,517 --> 01:11:56,854 that they were showing me earlier. 1916 01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:57,730 Whoo! 1917 01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,149 - Wow! Whoo! - Wicked dad Todd. 1918 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:02,067 [Yasmine] Yeah! 1919 01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:03,402 It's, I think I did it backwards, but. 1920 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:04,778 - That was good. - I like- 1921 01:12:04,778 --> 01:12:08,949 - Rachel, Rachel! I'm leaving you for Tina's feet. 1922 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,874 Oh, this is hilarious. 1923 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:18,834 [Tina] Ooh, oh, Rachel, that's good. 1924 01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:20,252 [Gordon] You like that? 1925 01:12:20,252 --> 01:12:21,086 [Yasmine] She does have nice feet. 1926 01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:23,839 Ooh, blow on my eyes. Blow on my eyes. 1927 01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:26,050 Oh, that's amazing. 1928 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:30,387 - That's kind of gay, but I'm not gonna say nothing. 1929 01:12:35,934 --> 01:12:39,271 This is crazy. Smelling feet and shit. 1930 01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:49,531 No, I'm not rolling, but you sure the fuck are rolling. 1931 01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,617 What? Fine, I'll take it. 1932 01:12:56,955 --> 01:12:57,790 Happy now? 1933 01:12:58,665 --> 01:13:02,669 That's disgusting. Your tongue's gonna fall off. 1934 01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:11,303 (birds chirping) 1935 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:16,266 - But I was always an alto, but I wanted to be a soprano 1936 01:13:16,266 --> 01:13:19,436 because altos always just could boom, boom, boom. 1937 01:13:19,436 --> 01:13:21,230 And sopranos get to sing the most beautiful parts, 1938 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,315 like the harmony, not even the melody. 1939 01:13:23,315 --> 01:13:25,567 So I worked on my range the whole year. 1940 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:27,736 Then we did Silent Night for a Christmas concert, 1941 01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:30,072 and I gotta sing this solo. 1942 01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:30,989 And I was so proud of myself. 1943 01:13:30,989 --> 01:13:33,242 - Your mustache is like seven different colors. 1944 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,576 I know. 1945 01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:35,744 That scares me. 1946 01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:37,704 It's penetration time. 1947 01:13:37,704 --> 01:13:38,747 Huh? 1948 01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:40,624 It's penetration time. 1949 01:13:40,624 --> 01:13:41,875 It's penetration time! 1950 01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,420 It's penetration time. 1951 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,588 Time for the main event. 1952 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:52,386 No one wanted any pizza. Who's the first to go? 1953 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:55,556 Who wants up here? Baby, you wanna go? 1954 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,766 Come here, baby. 1955 01:14:00,144 --> 01:14:02,104 Come on, the table's secure, baby. 1956 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:03,981 Did you know that the clitoris's only function 1957 01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:05,524 is to give pleasure? 1958 01:14:05,524 --> 01:14:07,734 It's like a little pink button on a woman's body. 1959 01:14:07,734 --> 01:14:09,361 You just press it and they go, "Hehe." 1960 01:14:09,361 --> 01:14:10,362 Like that, remember that little thing, 1961 01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:11,738 that little thing made out of dough? 1962 01:14:11,738 --> 01:14:13,031 And you press it and it goes, "Hehe." 1963 01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:13,866 That's the same with a girl. 1964 01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:15,033 You press it and she goes, "Hehe." 1965 01:14:15,033 --> 01:14:16,452 What's those countries where they clit the off? 1966 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,286 Oh, Todd. Come on. 1967 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,288 - You know, baby, like those clitorodectomies? 1968 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:21,373 Think about the landfills in those countries. 1969 01:14:21,373 --> 01:14:24,293 Just fucking mountains of clits in the trash. 1970 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:25,961 Gordon, can you fly a helicopter? 1971 01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:28,755 We could fly right over and I could jump right down into it. 1972 01:14:28,755 --> 01:14:30,174 And on the way down, I could just be like, 1973 01:14:30,174 --> 01:14:31,717 "La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la." 1974 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:35,304 I'll be stashing them in my fucking pocket. 1975 01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:38,891 Oh shit. Okay, let me come around. 1976 01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:41,727 Okay. Beep, beep, beep, beep. 1977 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,062 Okay, all right. What do we got here? 1978 01:14:44,062 --> 01:14:47,024 That's better for me, baby. Oh, we gotta get these off. 1979 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:48,942 We can't have these on. 1980 01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:52,905 Oh, skin the cat. 1981 01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:55,324 All right, will you hold onto to those? Thank you. 1982 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,659 Do not lose those. Those are my favorite. 1983 01:14:57,659 --> 01:15:00,954 Oh baby. Oh, it's so beautiful. 1984 01:15:00,954 --> 01:15:02,331 That is so beautiful. 1985 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:03,290 Yeah. Is it? 1986 01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:04,124 Think about it. 1987 01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:05,000 I jizz in there 1988 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,543 and then Scotty and Erica crawl out of there. 1989 01:15:06,543 --> 01:15:07,669 Oh, Todd, no. 1990 01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:09,463 [Todd] And now they can walk. 1991 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:10,297 Stop. 1992 01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:13,884 How cool is that? Alan, first up to bat. 1993 01:15:13,884 --> 01:15:14,801 Come here. Drop trow. 1994 01:15:14,801 --> 01:15:16,094 No, I should drink some water. 1995 01:15:16,094 --> 01:15:17,721 Fuck water. Come on, man. 1996 01:15:17,721 --> 01:15:19,056 No, Tina, don't you want some water? 1997 01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:20,098 No, I'm good. 1998 01:15:20,098 --> 01:15:21,308 Hey, no more talking 1999 01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:23,477 unless it's with your penis or your pussy. 2000 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:24,478 All right, baby? 2001 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:25,562 Who wants it? Who wants it? 2002 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:26,563 Gordo. Come here, man. 2003 01:15:26,563 --> 01:15:29,107 Are you here to fuck or are you here to drink water? 2004 01:15:29,107 --> 01:15:32,569 - I'm here to fucking drink. I'm here to fuck and drink. 2005 01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:34,863 Perfect. Get up there. 2006 01:15:34,863 --> 01:15:36,573 Here it is, it's cool. It's cool. 2007 01:15:36,573 --> 01:15:37,407 Okay. 2008 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:38,534 - All right, baby. - All right. 2009 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:39,368 [Todd] Are you all right for that? 2010 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,661 - You love me? - Oh, baby, I love you. 2011 01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:42,162 I love you. You okay, you comfortable? 2012 01:15:42,162 --> 01:15:43,664 Todd, uh, protection? 2013 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:44,623 You don't need any protection. 2014 01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:46,208 You're not gonna give her anything I haven't already. 2015 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,167 Right, baby? 2016 01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:49,044 Oh, okay. What about pregnant? 2017 01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,921 I, uh, I can't afford any little Scotties 2018 01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:51,755 - or Stevies or whatever. - Oh no, 2019 01:15:51,755 --> 01:15:52,965 Teeny's got her tubes tied. 2020 01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:55,425 Remember that, baby? Remember when they tied your tubes? 2021 01:15:55,425 --> 01:15:58,929 - Okay, okay. Let's just back it up, back it up, back it up. 2022 01:15:58,929 --> 01:16:00,389 Here we go. 2023 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,348 Lemme know if it hurts. 2024 01:16:01,348 --> 01:16:02,224 You're not gonna hurt her. 2025 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:03,100 She's had human beings come out of there. 2026 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,851 It's big. Hold on, let me just get it. 2027 01:16:04,851 --> 01:16:05,811 Um, in a nice way. 2028 01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:06,645 [Gordon] And... 2029 01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:08,480 Baby, you look so sexy. 2030 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:09,523 Ah, I'm in. 2031 01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:11,984 - Are you in there? - It's in, guys. 2032 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,361 All right. Does that feel good, baby? 2033 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:15,279 [Tina] I don't know. 2034 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:16,113 [Todd] Does that feel good? 2035 01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:18,031 [Gordon] Oh, that's good. It's good. 2036 01:16:18,031 --> 01:16:19,491 Todd, it's good. It is really good. 2037 01:16:19,491 --> 01:16:21,785 Do your, do your Lamaze breathing. 2038 01:16:21,785 --> 01:16:23,203 [Gordon] Oh, that's good. 2039 01:16:23,203 --> 01:16:25,372 That's good. Somebody sit on her face. 2040 01:16:25,372 --> 01:16:26,415 - No. - What? 2041 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,624 - No, I don't... - Oh fuck. 2042 01:16:27,624 --> 01:16:29,293 - I don't... - I'm getting close. 2043 01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:31,086 - Tina, you getting close? - Stop, stop, stop. 2044 01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:32,170 - Stop now. Stop. - Don't stop. 2045 01:16:32,170 --> 01:16:33,088 She says that all the time. 2046 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:34,006 - No stop. I really wanna- 2047 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:35,757 Stop, she said fucking stop! 2048 01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:37,175 - She didn't say stop. - I'm almost done. 2049 01:16:37,175 --> 01:16:38,010 - I'm gonna cum. - Gordon, fucking stop! 2050 01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:38,885 - Okay, I'm almost done. Just give me- 2051 01:16:38,885 --> 01:16:39,720 Pull out. Gordon! 2052 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:40,679 Okay, fine! 2053 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,014 Oh shit! Whoa! 2054 01:16:43,181 --> 01:16:45,475 Oh, sweetie. Did you come, baby? 2055 01:16:45,475 --> 01:16:47,853 Get the fuck away from me. 2056 01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:51,648 [Gordon] Fuck. Did she come, Todd? 2057 01:16:51,648 --> 01:16:52,816 [Todd] It's all good, Teeny. 2058 01:16:52,816 --> 01:16:54,484 Oh my god, it's the fucking drug dealer. 2059 01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:57,070 You let him out there? Alan, go do something. 2060 01:16:57,070 --> 01:16:58,822 - He's been- - Larenz! 2061 01:16:58,822 --> 01:16:59,906 - He's been standing out there the whole fucking time. 2062 01:16:59,906 --> 01:17:02,284 - Alan, he's got a gun, so just be careful. Baby. 2063 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:05,203 - I don't, don't touch me. - Please. 2064 01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:10,459 We can go home, we'll put on that nice, 2065 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:11,627 that nice CD you like 2066 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:12,919 that I made you for your birthday last year, 2067 01:17:12,919 --> 01:17:14,379 and we'll just lay in bed till the sun comes up 2068 01:17:14,379 --> 01:17:15,672 and watch the sun come up. 2069 01:17:15,672 --> 01:17:17,966 Baby, this was a dumb idea. This was stupid. 2070 01:17:17,966 --> 01:17:20,802 Let's just get outta here. These people are crazy. 2071 01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:21,845 And you just hallucinated 2072 01:17:21,845 --> 01:17:23,347 'cause of the pills that I gave you. 2073 01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:25,474 And that's my fault. Alcohol impairs your judgment. 2074 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:27,225 It's on the list. I'm not drinking anymore. 2075 01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:28,435 I'm done drinking. Remember? 2076 01:17:28,435 --> 01:17:30,520 I was only doing it 'cause the event that was coming up 2077 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:31,396 and I was gonna quit. 2078 01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:32,773 I'm done. I'm done. 2079 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:33,607 Shut up! 2080 01:17:41,865 --> 01:17:44,868 (wildlife croaking) 2081 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:54,836 (wildlife croaking) 2082 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,763 (wildlife croaking) 2083 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:12,479 Ah! Oh. 2084 01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:22,572 It might be the ecstasy, 2085 01:18:22,572 --> 01:18:25,951 but I think I can feel your sperm swimming into my brain. 2086 01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:28,120 - Well, tell your brain I'll pay for the abortion. 2087 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,580 Major party foul, Gordo. 2088 01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:32,916 What part of her tubes are tied did you not understand? 2089 01:18:32,916 --> 01:18:34,418 - Just the part where everyone was screaming at me 2090 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:36,336 to stop fucking your wife. 2091 01:18:36,336 --> 01:18:38,672 - It's okay. I think we've learned a lot though. 2092 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,632 Next time you creampie her. 2093 01:18:40,632 --> 01:18:44,302 Next time, fucking creampie the bitch. 2094 01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:45,512 I can't find him anywhere, 2095 01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:47,389 and I went looking everywhere I could. 2096 01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:48,932 I don't know what you want from me. 2097 01:18:48,932 --> 01:18:50,350 I don't think he's coming back, honestly. 2098 01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:55,063 After what he saw through the Venetian blinds, would you? 2099 01:18:55,063 --> 01:18:56,648 What? What did I miss? 2100 01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:59,609 Hey, wait a minute. Where's Tina? 2101 01:18:59,609 --> 01:19:01,111 She ran to the bathroom. 2102 01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:04,197 The bathroom? Fuck that shit. 2103 01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,074 Todd, just leave her alone. 2104 01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:08,326 - Why don't you mind your own beeswax, beautiful? 2105 01:19:08,326 --> 01:19:10,704 When I come back, you're gonna get fucked. 2106 01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:12,414 Yeah, good luck with that. 2107 01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,082 Not gonna need it. 2108 01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:18,044 Hey baby, the door's locked. I can't get it open. 2109 01:19:18,044 --> 01:19:19,087 Go away. 2110 01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:22,382 - I don't have to go away. You're my wife, it's my right. 2111 01:19:22,382 --> 01:19:25,135 It's my door. Leave me alone. 2112 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:27,929 - Tina, I'm not gonna talk to you through this fucking door. 2113 01:19:27,929 --> 01:19:28,805 Open it. 2114 01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:31,349 - The orgy's over, Todd. Send everyone home. 2115 01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:34,478 - Baby, the orgy's over when I say the orgy's over. 2116 01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:37,355 That was a hell of a performance out there, baby. 2117 01:19:37,355 --> 01:19:38,982 Everyone's out there talking about it. 2118 01:19:38,982 --> 01:19:40,400 Everyone's cock is rock hard. 2119 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,902 The pussies are fucking dripping through the couch. 2120 01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:43,945 - Ew! - You gotta see this, baby. 2121 01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:46,281 Come on. Don't turn back now. 2122 01:19:46,281 --> 01:19:47,449 No, go away. 2123 01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:51,953 Tina, open the door. Open the door! 2124 01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:55,957 Open the door! Open the door, you fucking cunt! 2125 01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:57,501 You think you're scaring me? 2126 01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:59,711 I'm a cunt, Todd? I'm a cunt? 2127 01:19:59,711 --> 01:20:02,255 Baby, I'm kidding. I was just kidding. 2128 01:20:02,255 --> 01:20:03,423 Fuck you, Todd. Fuck you. 2129 01:20:03,423 --> 01:20:05,050 - Don't. - Baby, you never know when I- 2130 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:06,843 You have cum on your face. 2131 01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:09,012 It's Gordon. It's just Gordon. 2132 01:20:09,012 --> 01:20:11,014 Send everyone home. 2133 01:20:11,014 --> 01:20:11,848 Look... 2134 01:20:11,848 --> 01:20:15,227 Send everyone home. It's over. 2135 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:16,311 I'm not gonna do that. 2136 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:18,271 I will then. 2137 01:20:18,271 --> 01:20:21,399 - Okay, all right. Well you just fucked yourself. 2138 01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:23,652 Divorce. Woop, there it is. 2139 01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:27,364 - We're gonna go. But thank you for a great time. 2140 01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:28,365 - And for the pizza. - Hey, are you okay? 2141 01:20:28,365 --> 01:20:30,200 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 2142 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:33,161 I just, I think I just wanna be alone right now. 2143 01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:35,121 If you guys could just like maybe take off 2144 01:20:35,121 --> 01:20:37,249 for a little while and take Todd with you. 2145 01:20:37,249 --> 01:20:40,210 No. We want to, but we can't take Todd. 2146 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:42,212 He should be here with you, I think. 2147 01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:46,174 And there's that guy. LaVar is still out there. 2148 01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:48,260 We don't know where, and it's dark. 2149 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:49,261 I can handle myself. 2150 01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:51,346 - Really, Alan? You really don't know his name? 2151 01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:53,431 I said it like a hundred times. It's Larenz. 2152 01:20:53,431 --> 01:20:55,725 He's a cool cat. He does not present a threat to you. 2153 01:20:55,725 --> 01:20:57,519 - Okay, everybody just go. Just leave, okay? 2154 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,396 I really, I would rather that you just go. 2155 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:02,232 I'll call you tomorrow. I promise, I will. 2156 01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:06,653 - Might be tricky leaving. Might be really tricky. 2157 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,487 How's that? 2158 01:21:07,487 --> 01:21:09,364 I disabled the motor vehicles. 2159 01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:10,198 You did what? 2160 01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:13,618 - I thought something like this might happen. You pussy out. 2161 01:21:13,618 --> 01:21:14,786 You little bitches. 2162 01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:16,913 So while you guys were in here not making mojitos, 2163 01:21:16,913 --> 01:21:19,082 I just went to your cars and opened the hoods 2164 01:21:19,082 --> 01:21:20,333 and I fucked shit up. 2165 01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:24,504 - I think I saw you do that. I should have said something. 2166 01:21:24,504 --> 01:21:26,298 - That's why you had the gasoline on your shirt. 2167 01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:27,132 Yeah, Alan. 2168 01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:29,009 That's why I had the fucking gasoline on my shirt. 2169 01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:30,886 This is crazy. 2170 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:31,720 You're insane. 2171 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:32,554 - Insane? - Yeah. 2172 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:34,055 No, I'm just really horny. 2173 01:21:34,055 --> 01:21:36,600 Now he fucked my wife and I want what's coming to me. 2174 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,560 I want what was promised. Where were we? 2175 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,103 Rachel, how about you pull out your fat pussy lips? 2176 01:21:40,103 --> 01:21:40,937 Come here. 2177 01:21:40,937 --> 01:21:42,981 Don't do that. Don't be a dick! 2178 01:21:42,981 --> 01:21:44,900 Everybody to the chill out tent right now. 2179 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:45,734 Only two people. 2180 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:47,152 Fuck you, Todd. Fuck you. 2181 01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:48,486 - Hey, hey, hey. - Get outta my house. 2182 01:21:48,486 --> 01:21:50,405 - I'm gonna sue you, Tina. I'm gonna sue you. 2183 01:21:50,405 --> 01:21:51,281 I barely fucked your wife. 2184 01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:53,325 - Get the fuck outta here, you drunk faggot. 2185 01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:56,828 Faggot, faggot, faggots, faggots, faggots! 2186 01:21:58,747 --> 01:22:02,083 You had a chance of something beautiful! 2187 01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:10,842 Oh, well that could have gotten ugly. 2188 01:22:10,842 --> 01:22:12,719 Good thing I stepped in when I did. 2189 01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:15,305 Yeah. And basically raped Tina. 2190 01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:18,099 What? I did not rape Tina. 2191 01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:18,975 Tina, did I rape you? 2192 01:22:18,975 --> 01:22:20,810 No, nobody raped anybody. 2193 01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:23,563 Todd raped me with your dick. 2194 01:22:23,563 --> 01:22:25,065 See, Todd raped her. 2195 01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:26,232 Yeah, with your dick. 2196 01:22:26,232 --> 01:22:27,692 Oh, whatever. Fuck you. 2197 01:22:27,692 --> 01:22:29,694 You dragged me to this thing. 2198 01:22:29,694 --> 01:22:31,363 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 2199 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,531 - Yeah, well, you know what? It was like this. 2200 01:22:33,531 --> 01:22:35,867 And I don't even know why I'm in this tent with you guys. 2201 01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:36,910 I'm gonna ride back with Larenz. 2202 01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:37,744 No, don't go. No, here. 2203 01:22:37,744 --> 01:22:39,871 Larenz. Hey, hey, hey, off the pants! 2204 01:22:39,871 --> 01:22:42,082 - Sorry. - Do not rip my new pants. 2205 01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:43,166 I won't touch the pants. 2206 01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:44,000 Larenz! 2207 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:44,834 Larenz isn't here. 2208 01:22:44,834 --> 01:22:46,294 Come on. Hang out. 2209 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,755 We all need to just calm down 2210 01:22:48,755 --> 01:22:51,424 and wait a couple hours till we're not so fucked up. 2211 01:22:51,424 --> 01:22:53,468 And then we'll call a tow truck in the morning. 2212 01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:55,220 Alan, I am fine. 2213 01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:57,806 You are so not fine. 2214 01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:59,474 You know what? 2215 01:22:59,474 --> 01:23:01,434 I'm gonna go on record right now 2216 01:23:01,434 --> 01:23:04,854 and say that tonight fucking sucked, all right? 2217 01:23:04,854 --> 01:23:07,983 And now I have that thing where I had to pee, but I came. 2218 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,694 Now my pee and my cum are all mixed up in my dick. 2219 01:23:10,694 --> 01:23:13,530 I have to pee and I can't, and it hurts. 2220 01:23:13,530 --> 01:23:16,700 That's where I'm, that's where I'm at. 2221 01:23:19,577 --> 01:23:23,081 You slept with Todd, didn't you? 2222 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:24,124 I did. 2223 01:23:24,124 --> 01:23:29,087 - During talking time. That wasn't the rules, Yasmine. 2224 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,423 It is what it is. 2225 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:34,217 Can we just figure out what's going on and move on? 2226 01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:35,468 Can we do that? 2227 01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:40,265 - You. Can't believe I ever thought you were my friend. 2228 01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:42,976 - Oh fuck, don't be so fucking melodramatic. 2229 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:45,520 It's just a dick and pussy. Who gives a shit? 2230 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,814 - Hey, that's the first insightful thing she said all night. 2231 01:23:47,814 --> 01:23:50,066 Gordon, shut the fuck up! 2232 01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:55,447 I'm in love with Rachel. 2233 01:23:56,656 --> 01:23:57,615 Duh. 2234 01:23:57,615 --> 01:23:59,117 Rachel, I'm in love with you. 2235 01:23:59,117 --> 01:24:00,368 Dude, you're rolling. 2236 01:24:00,368 --> 01:24:02,537 I'm not rolling. 2237 01:24:02,537 --> 01:24:04,497 Okay, I am. I really, really am. 2238 01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,373 But that doesn't matter. 2239 01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:06,958 Rachel, I love you and I wanna be with you. 2240 01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:09,044 And I think we should be together forever. 2241 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,670 I'm serious, when we're done with this thing, 2242 01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:11,921 I want it to be just you and me. 2243 01:24:11,921 --> 01:24:14,507 Please, can we do that? Please? 2244 01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:19,637 - Please? - Alan. 2245 01:24:19,637 --> 01:24:20,472 What? 2246 01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:23,224 You little shit. 2247 01:24:23,224 --> 01:24:24,684 - Are you, are you being serious right now? 2248 01:24:24,684 --> 01:24:27,520 Rachel, how do you feel about me? 2249 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:28,938 I... 2250 01:24:28,938 --> 01:24:30,356 Rachel. Rachel. 2251 01:24:33,318 --> 01:24:34,569 - Ah, it's Larenz. - Oh my god. 2252 01:24:34,569 --> 01:24:35,653 It's Larenz. Oh my god. 2253 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:36,488 Is it Larenz? 2254 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,322 - Yes. - Great. 2255 01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:41,618 Larenz, please take me away from these fucks. 2256 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,286 Ow. It's not Larenz. 2257 01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:49,667 It's Todd. He's serving tennis balls at us. 2258 01:24:49,667 --> 01:24:51,586 Fuck you, Todd! 2259 01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:53,004 Fuck you, Tina! 2260 01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:59,594 - Well, you gotta admit his accuracy is stunning. 2261 01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:01,179 He played in college. 2262 01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:03,598 - And fuck you, Rachel. And fuck you, Alan. 2263 01:25:03,598 --> 01:25:04,891 And fuck you, Gordon. 2264 01:25:04,891 --> 01:25:06,851 What did I do? 2265 01:25:06,851 --> 01:25:10,939 - And fuck you, Yasmine. Oh, wait, I already did. 2266 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:19,280 Now I'm gonna go make myself a goddamn mojito. 2267 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:21,741 There's no mint, motherfucker! 2268 01:25:21,741 --> 01:25:24,077 I'll use toothpaste, Tina! 2269 01:25:26,412 --> 01:25:29,415 Well, I think that was the climax. 2270 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:31,209 - Was it the- - No, just stop it. 2271 01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:32,961 Stop it. Oh, stop it. 2272 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:35,421 - Stop! - Oh Jesus. 2273 01:25:37,799 --> 01:25:39,425 - Where the fuck do you think you're going? 2274 01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:41,803 - I'm gonna go hang out with the normal guy, honey. 2275 01:25:41,803 --> 01:25:43,721 Take care of four eyes. 2276 01:25:44,681 --> 01:25:45,515 Honey, you okay? 2277 01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:47,267 Yeah. No, I'm cool. 2278 01:25:47,267 --> 01:25:49,060 - I'm so sorry. - I'm totally cool. 2279 01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:49,853 I've never seen him hit a man before. 2280 01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:51,521 Ah, be cool. 2281 01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:53,148 - Okay, I'm fine. - I'm so sorry. 2282 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,023 No, it's just sometimes 2283 01:25:54,023 --> 01:25:55,275 when I get punched in the face, I cry. 2284 01:25:55,275 --> 01:25:57,110 It's like a stupid thing. 2285 01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:57,944 Ugh, fuck. 2286 01:25:57,944 --> 01:26:00,196 - Would you guys please just shut up. Shut the fuck up. 2287 01:26:00,196 --> 01:26:02,699 You talk so goddamn much. Huh? 2288 01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:06,327 [Rachel] What a mess. 2289 01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:07,120 God! 2290 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:11,040 - Not that bad. Maybe we'll get some ice on it. 2291 01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:14,210 I want Alan out of the tent. 2292 01:26:14,210 --> 01:26:16,921 - I think maybe you're overreacting just a little bit. 2293 01:26:16,921 --> 01:26:19,591 No, no, no man allowed. Out of the tent. 2294 01:26:19,591 --> 01:26:20,425 Tina, come on. 2295 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:21,801 Out. 2296 01:26:21,801 --> 01:26:25,221 Get the fuck out of the tent. 2297 01:26:25,221 --> 01:26:26,681 Get out! 2298 01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:28,683 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no. 2299 01:26:28,683 --> 01:26:29,517 Sorry. 2300 01:26:39,903 --> 01:26:41,154 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 2301 01:26:42,655 --> 01:26:44,115 You scared me. 2302 01:26:44,115 --> 01:26:47,535 You wanna make me one of those? 2303 01:26:47,535 --> 01:26:48,369 Sure. 2304 01:26:52,832 --> 01:26:55,418 (somber music) 2305 01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:05,803 (somber music swells) 2306 01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:15,563 (somber music continues) 2307 01:27:21,694 --> 01:27:25,114 (somber music continues) 2308 01:27:28,534 --> 01:27:29,369 Fuck. 2309 01:27:34,499 --> 01:27:35,333 Hmm. 2310 01:27:45,134 --> 01:27:45,969 Ah. 2311 01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:51,140 Ugh. 2312 01:28:00,191 --> 01:28:02,860 (bird chirping) 2313 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:10,952 (bird chirping) 2314 01:28:13,913 --> 01:28:15,248 Hi. 2315 01:28:15,248 --> 01:28:16,082 Hey. 2316 01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:24,799 I'm sorry I said what I said last night. 2317 01:28:24,799 --> 01:28:25,800 It's okay. 2318 01:28:30,388 --> 01:28:32,640 Telling me you wanted to be my boyfriend 2319 01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:35,059 in front of my boyfriend and your girlfriend 2320 01:28:35,059 --> 01:28:37,478 in that chill out tent in Cummings Farm. 2321 01:28:37,478 --> 01:28:39,314 Not that romantic. 2322 01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:41,816 - Well, seeing as how you had just watched your boyfriend 2323 01:28:41,816 --> 01:28:43,693 bop Tina in front of you, 2324 01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:45,528 and my girlfriend was screwing Todd in the back, 2325 01:28:45,528 --> 01:28:48,656 I thought, you know, in comparison, it was pretty minor. 2326 01:28:48,656 --> 01:28:49,490 Yeah. 2327 01:28:50,366 --> 01:28:54,120 Did you agree to come here to all of this 2328 01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,873 just to tell me you loved me? 2329 01:28:56,873 --> 01:28:57,707 No. 2330 01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:02,962 You could have just texted. 2331 01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:12,055 What are you doing? 2332 01:29:12,055 --> 01:29:15,308 Go back to sleep. It's a surprise. 2333 01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:17,727 I can't sleep anymore. 2334 01:29:17,727 --> 01:29:20,021 I'm decorating your room with balloons. 2335 01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:22,106 Why are you doing that? 2336 01:29:25,985 --> 01:29:27,653 Because I'm sorry. 2337 01:29:29,822 --> 01:29:33,242 I just, I just don't want you to hate me. 2338 01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:37,205 I don't hate you. 2339 01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:43,086 You don't? 2340 01:29:44,629 --> 01:29:48,716 - I always wished I could be more like you. 2341 01:29:48,716 --> 01:29:51,302 You know, you have style. 2342 01:29:51,302 --> 01:29:55,264 You know how to have fun. You know, you're cool. 2343 01:29:55,264 --> 01:29:56,974 I don't know how to do that. 2344 01:29:56,974 --> 01:30:00,353 I don't know, I don't know how to have fun. 2345 01:30:00,353 --> 01:30:03,314 Well, I can't do what you do. 2346 01:30:03,314 --> 01:30:05,024 What do I do? 2347 01:30:05,024 --> 01:30:07,276 Like, you're like a real mom. 2348 01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:09,112 I, I can't even take care of myself. 2349 01:30:09,112 --> 01:30:11,531 I'm like a grown woman child. 2350 01:30:14,325 --> 01:30:16,244 Like, I would be a horrible mom. 2351 01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:18,079 Oh no, you wouldn't. 2352 01:30:19,288 --> 01:30:22,959 - You're an amazing mom. I, I just, I can't. 2353 01:30:22,959 --> 01:30:25,002 Do you really? You really think so? 2354 01:30:25,002 --> 01:30:25,837 I do. 2355 01:30:27,171 --> 01:30:29,757 Thank you. It's all right. 2356 01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,426 It's not us anyway. It's them. 2357 01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:34,595 It is them. And fucking Rachel. 2358 01:30:34,595 --> 01:30:35,972 The whole fucking time. 2359 01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:39,308 She was with him the whole fucking time. 2360 01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:42,520 - She's thought she was so adorable last night. 2361 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:43,646 Ugh. 2362 01:30:43,646 --> 01:30:45,481 "Ha, ha, ha." I hate her face. 2363 01:30:45,481 --> 01:30:49,485 - I do too. Just like, "Can you see my nipples?" 2364 01:30:52,613 --> 01:30:54,574 I knew she had those big vag lips too. 2365 01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:56,451 I've seen them before, I just didn't wanna say anything. 2366 01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:57,577 She's hideous. 2367 01:30:57,577 --> 01:30:58,411 Agreed. 2368 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:04,542 I really, I feel like my mouth is numb 2369 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,794 from this, um, Nonoxynol-9. 2370 01:31:10,548 --> 01:31:11,382 Ew. Ew! 2371 01:31:20,349 --> 01:31:23,102 (birds chirping) 2372 01:31:30,401 --> 01:31:33,154 (birds chirping) 2373 01:31:34,655 --> 01:31:36,240 You made waffles. 2374 01:31:39,744 --> 01:31:41,412 You make any for me? 2375 01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:48,836 Where are the girls? 2376 01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:56,427 Are you hungover? 2377 01:31:57,512 --> 01:32:01,849 Why aren't you saying anything? You lost your voice? 2378 01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:07,647 - No, we took a vow of silence last night. I'm honoring it. 2379 01:32:09,815 --> 01:32:13,319 Right. I'm gonna have to renege on that. 2380 01:32:15,029 --> 01:32:17,448 But you know what? Good luck. 2381 01:32:21,619 --> 01:32:22,703 Fuck you too. 2382 01:32:31,504 --> 01:32:34,090 (Gordon sighs) 2383 01:32:41,013 --> 01:32:44,100 Alan, you know what? She's all yours. 2384 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:49,313 I fucked her like a thousand times. I'm done with her. 2385 01:32:49,313 --> 01:32:50,982 See you later, babe. 2386 01:32:55,736 --> 01:32:59,490 Ladies, I'm taking the orgy back to my place. 2387 01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:06,747 (birds chirping) 2388 01:33:10,293 --> 01:33:12,795 (phone beeps) 2389 01:33:14,463 --> 01:33:15,715 Larenz? Larenz. 2390 01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:25,057 What the fuck, man? How many tabs did you take? 2391 01:33:25,057 --> 01:33:26,559 Wake up. Wake up, Lorenz. 2392 01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:27,935 - Ah. - What the fuck? 2393 01:33:27,935 --> 01:33:30,271 Oh shit. You all right? 2394 01:33:30,271 --> 01:33:32,481 - You're gay. - What? 2395 01:33:32,481 --> 01:33:35,109 I seen you come in a guy's face. 2396 01:33:35,109 --> 01:33:38,404 You was dancing with feathers. You all looked weird and gay. 2397 01:33:38,404 --> 01:33:39,530 I'm not fucking gay, man. 2398 01:33:39,530 --> 01:33:41,741 Whatever. Get me outta here, man. 2399 01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:43,868 - This fucking orgy sucked, man. It was a dud. 2400 01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:44,994 A wet fucking firecracker. 2401 01:33:44,994 --> 01:33:46,829 I don't care about the fucking orgy. 2402 01:33:46,829 --> 01:33:48,831 - You know the fucking women? They all wimped out. 2403 01:33:48,831 --> 01:33:50,416 They fucking freaked out and then the guys, 2404 01:33:50,416 --> 01:33:52,877 - they all went crazy. - Ask me if I give a fuck. 2405 01:33:52,877 --> 01:33:54,879 Just get me outta here, man. 2406 01:33:54,879 --> 01:33:55,713 Fine, fine. 2407 01:33:55,713 --> 01:33:57,006 I'm just, I just thought you'd wanna know 2408 01:33:57,006 --> 01:33:57,840 you didn't miss anything. 2409 01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:58,758 I thought it'd make you feel better. 2410 01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,217 _ I would feel better if I wasn't laying on the ground 2411 01:34:00,217 --> 01:34:02,094 with a broken foot and my head banged up. 2412 01:34:02,094 --> 01:34:02,928 How about that? 2413 01:34:02,928 --> 01:34:04,263 Is this a gun? 2414 01:34:08,434 --> 01:34:10,978 (gun fires) 2415 01:34:10,978 --> 01:34:13,481 (dog barking) 2416 01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:21,989 Whoever wants to leave, come now. 2417 01:34:27,286 --> 01:34:29,622 (rap music) 2418 01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:35,628 - Who is this? - What? 2419 01:34:35,628 --> 01:34:38,964 I'm not talking to you, Alan. Lovert. 2420 01:34:38,964 --> 01:34:40,299 Larenz, bro. 2421 01:34:40,299 --> 01:34:41,133 Who is this? 2422 01:34:41,133 --> 01:34:42,301 The Shit. 2423 01:34:42,301 --> 01:34:43,844 - Yeah, I know it's the shit, but who is this? 2424 01:34:43,844 --> 01:34:45,638 No, no, that's the name of the group. 2425 01:34:45,638 --> 01:34:47,473 The Shit. They're homeboys of mine. 2426 01:34:47,473 --> 01:34:50,226 This is their demo. I'm the executive producer. 2427 01:34:50,226 --> 01:34:51,352 You're the executive producer. 2428 01:34:51,352 --> 01:34:53,729 Yeah. That's what I do. 2429 01:34:53,729 --> 01:34:55,022 I'll tell you what. 2430 01:34:55,022 --> 01:34:58,859 You tell Shit, come by my office first thing Monday morning. 2431 01:34:58,859 --> 01:35:01,946 I'm an A&R man. This is diggity dope. 2432 01:35:03,447 --> 01:35:06,826 ♪ Splurge with soldier cost the whole world ♪ 2433 01:35:06,826 --> 01:35:08,953 ♪ Now bending over, wild baloney ♪ 2434 01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:10,454 ♪ Go and get 'em, superstar ♪ 2435 01:35:10,454 --> 01:35:11,706 ♪ High neck ♪ 2436 01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:16,711 ♪ I do the drag while the DJ running and trigger man ♪ 2437 01:35:17,795 --> 01:35:19,463 ♪ She a rhythm, man ♪ 2438 01:35:19,463 --> 01:35:20,798 ♪ Hardcore thriller, man ♪ 2439 01:35:20,798 --> 01:35:23,634 ♪ Gave a nigga hair still laying on the pillow, man ♪ 2440 01:35:23,634 --> 01:35:25,302 ♪ And I know it's just a dance ♪ 2441 01:35:25,302 --> 01:35:26,721 ♪ What was underneath the pants ♪ 2442 01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:28,931 ♪ Got a nigga in a trance, understand ♪ 2443 01:35:28,931 --> 01:35:31,976 ♪ Look I love that when you hit the flow like that ♪ 2444 01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:34,937 ♪ When you drop it down low like that ♪ 2445 01:35:34,937 --> 01:35:37,690 ♪ And when you lick it up slow like that ♪ 2446 01:35:37,690 --> 01:35:40,484 ♪ Turn around and make it just roll like that ♪ 2447 01:35:40,484 --> 01:35:44,780 ♪ Do what you do, yeah, do what you do, yeah ♪ 2448 01:35:44,780 --> 01:35:46,240 ♪ Do what you do, girl ♪ 2449 01:35:46,240 --> 01:35:49,285 ♪ Do what you do, yeah ♪ 2450 01:35:49,285 --> 01:35:52,037 ♪ Do what you do when no stop ♪ 2451 01:35:52,037 --> 01:35:54,790 ♪ Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it ♪ 2452 01:35:54,790 --> 01:35:57,460 ♪ Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it ♪ 2453 01:35:57,460 --> 01:36:03,382 ♪ Drop it down low, pick it up slow ♪ 2454 01:36:03,382 --> 01:36:08,637 ♪ Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it ♪ 2455 01:36:08,637 --> 01:36:17,229 ♪ Drop it down low, pick it up slow ♪ 2456 01:36:17,229 --> 01:36:21,442 ♪ Drop it down low and don't stop with it ♪ 2457 01:36:21,442 --> 01:36:24,028 (mellow music) 2458 01:36:31,869 --> 01:36:36,874 ♪ This is no time for me to wear my bulletproof vest ♪ 2459 01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:43,005 ♪ Lay your body down and get ready for a fucking fuckfest ♪ 2460 01:36:43,088 --> 01:36:48,093 ♪ My dick is so hot that it's nutting your hole ♪ 2461 01:36:48,594 --> 01:36:53,557 ♪ Squirt my cum on your mind, your body, your soul ♪ 2462 01:36:53,557 --> 01:36:58,562 ♪ I just took a shower and I don't got no gas ♪ 2463 01:36:59,438 --> 01:37:04,443 ♪ Come on the end and put your tongue up in that ass ♪ 2464 01:37:04,568 --> 01:37:09,573 ♪ I ain't on the rag, and this morning I do ♪ 2465 01:37:09,782 --> 01:37:14,787 ♪ So come on, baby, and put your tongue up in that puss ♪ 2466 01:37:15,412 --> 01:37:20,417 ♪ This is no time for you to be wearing your clothes ♪ 2467 01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:23,879 ♪ I got foot in mouth ♪ ♪ Ew ♪ 2468 01:37:23,879 --> 01:37:26,048 ♪ My tongue is on your toes ♪ 2469 01:37:26,048 --> 01:37:31,053 ♪ We can fuck until the early morning light ♪ 2470 01:37:31,303 --> 01:37:36,308 ♪ Then go get some food, come back and fuck all night ♪ 2471 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:38,686 ♪ Night ♪ 2472 01:37:42,815 --> 01:37:45,401 (lively music) 2473 01:37:54,076 --> 01:37:56,996 (discordant music) 2474 01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:15,139 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪