1 00:00:01,452 --> 00:00:02,612 Here's what you missed last week. 2 00:00:02,686 --> 00:00:05,780 Quinn's pregnant and Puck's the father, but everybody thinks it's Finn. 3 00:00:05,856 --> 00:00:08,381 You're a punk who doesn't deserve Quinn as his girlfriend! 4 00:00:08,459 --> 00:00:11,428 Except for Quinn's parents who don't know anything at all. 5 00:00:11,495 --> 00:00:13,156 They just know she's in the Celibacy Club. 6 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:16,222 Well, call the Vatican. We got ourselves another immaculate conception. 7 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:18,666 - And that's what you missed on... - # Glee # 8 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:23,767 [School Bell Rings] 9 00:00:23,841 --> 00:00:27,402 Ballad. From Middle English "balade." 10 00:00:29,513 --> 00:00:32,073 - Who knows what this word means? - It's a male duck. 11 00:00:32,149 --> 00:00:35,846 - Kurt. - A ballad is a love song. 12 00:00:35,919 --> 00:00:38,752 Sometimes, but they don't always express love. 13 00:00:38,822 --> 00:00:40,756 Ballads are stories set to music... 14 00:00:40,824 --> 00:00:43,793 which is why they're the perfect storm of self-expression. 15 00:00:43,861 --> 00:00:48,264 Stories and music are the way we express feelings that we can't get out any other way. 16 00:00:48,332 --> 00:00:50,960 Okay, now sectionals are in a few weeks. 17 00:00:51,034 --> 00:00:54,629 And there's a new rule this year. We have to perform... a ballad. 18 00:00:54,705 --> 00:00:59,335 Looks like my weekly letter to the Ohio Show Choir Committee finally paid off. 19 00:00:59,410 --> 00:01:01,469 Okay, so here's our assignment for the week. 20 00:01:01,545 --> 00:01:05,345 I'm gonna pair you off, and I want you to pick a ballad to sing to your partner. 21 00:01:05,416 --> 00:01:07,611 Look them right in the eye... 22 00:01:07,684 --> 00:01:10,949 find the emotion you want to express, and make them feel it. 23 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:14,616 - I pick Quinn. - No, no, no, no, no. Too easy. 24 00:01:14,691 --> 00:01:16,989 Your partners will be chosen by fate. 25 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:20,291 - Oooh. - "Oooh," yeah. I put all your names in this hat. 26 00:01:20,364 --> 00:01:22,389 Whoever you choose is your partner. 27 00:01:22,466 --> 00:01:25,731 - I bet that duck's in the hat. - But Matt's out sick today. 28 00:01:25,803 --> 00:01:29,136 He had to go to the hospital 'cause they found a spider in his ear. 29 00:01:29,206 --> 00:01:32,664 - [Students Groan] - I guess I'll just have to put my name in the hat for now. 30 00:01:32,743 --> 00:01:35,303 Who's up first? 31 00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:40,341 - Mercedes. - [Will] All right. 32 00:01:41,752 --> 00:01:44,016 Quinn. 33 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:50,221 - Kurt. - [Students Laugh] 34 00:01:50,294 --> 00:01:52,353 Mr. Schue, I don't know if I can do this with another guy. 35 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:54,590 The Fates have spoken, Finn. 36 00:01:55,732 --> 00:01:58,360 Other Asian. 37 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:00,198 [Chuckles] Brittany. 38 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:01,760 [Gasps] 39 00:02:01,839 --> 00:02:05,036 - [Will] How fitting. - [Brittany] Yea! 40 00:02:05,108 --> 00:02:07,042 Looks like I get you, Mr. Schue. 41 00:02:08,579 --> 00:02:12,071 Uh, you know what? Maybe we should just wait until Matt gets back. 42 00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:15,550 - The Fates talked, Mr. Schue. - [Students Laugh] 43 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:18,281 Would you mind clarifying what kinds of songs you want us to sing? 44 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:21,756 Why don't you let Mr. Schuester and I demonstrate? 45 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:24,760 Brad, "Endless Love" in B-flat, please. It's my favorite duet. 46 00:02:24,828 --> 00:02:27,854 I really don't think that's an appropriate song, Rachel. 47 00:02:27,931 --> 00:02:30,764 Why? It's a great song and it's a perfect ballad. 48 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:34,736 Yeah, I really like that song, Mr. Schue. 49 00:02:34,805 --> 00:02:37,137 [Students Laugh] 50 00:02:37,207 --> 00:02:39,835 ## [Slow Tempo] 51 00:02:41,778 --> 00:02:44,747 # My love # 52 00:02:44,815 --> 00:02:47,375 [Thinking] I could totally sing this song with Finn. 53 00:02:47,451 --> 00:02:50,147 But screw him if he thinks he's taking the Diana Ross part from me. 54 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:54,213 # The only thing that's right # 55 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,452 [Thinking] I love the days when I don't wear underwear. 56 00:02:56,527 --> 00:02:58,586 - Full commando. - # My first love # 57 00:02:58,662 --> 00:03:00,960 [Thinking] I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is. 58 00:03:01,031 --> 00:03:03,295 Oh, crap. I think Quinn knows I'm staring at it. 59 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:05,801 # You're every breath that I take # 60 00:03:05,869 --> 00:03:11,830 # You're every step I make # 61 00:03:11,909 --> 00:03:13,934 # And I # 62 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:15,945 # l-l-I # 63 00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:19,141 # I want to share # 64 00:03:19,216 --> 00:03:22,674 [Both] # All my love # 65 00:03:22,753 --> 00:03:25,745 # With you # 66 00:03:25,822 --> 00:03:31,590 [Solo] # No one else will do # 67 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:35,996 - # And your eyes # - # Your eyes, your eyes # 68 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:42,301 [Both] # They tell me how much you care # 69 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:44,636 # Oh, yeah # 70 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:47,677 [Thinking] Wow. I've never noticed this before... 71 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:49,735 because he's always trying to destroy my career... 72 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,781 but Mr. Schue has really pretty eyes. 73 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:55,113 # My endless love # 74 00:03:55,185 --> 00:03:58,382 And really nice teeth. He's obviously invested in good oral hygiene. 75 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:01,515 And that's important to me. It shows wonderful self-esteem. 76 00:04:01,592 --> 00:04:04,459 [Both] # I'll be that fool # 77 00:04:04,528 --> 00:04:07,588 # For you # 78 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,724 # I'm sure # 79 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:13,395 [Thinking] I don't like the way she's looking at me. 80 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:18,305 Oh, I shouldn't have sung this song to her. Crap! She looks crazy right now. 81 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:19,899 I know this look. 82 00:04:19,977 --> 00:04:22,605 # And yes # 83 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:27,810 # You'll be the only one # 84 00:04:27,884 --> 00:04:29,977 - # Oh # - # 'Cause no # 85 00:04:30,053 --> 00:04:33,079 [Both] # No one can deny # 86 00:04:33,156 --> 00:04:35,488 # This love # 87 00:04:35,559 --> 00:04:38,528 # I have inside # 88 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:40,586 # And I'll give # 89 00:04:40,664 --> 00:04:43,724 # It all to you # 90 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,497 - # My love # - # My love, my love # 91 00:04:47,571 --> 00:04:53,168 [Both] # My endless love ## 92 00:04:53,243 --> 00:04:54,938 [Thinking] Okay, this is amazing. 93 00:04:55,012 --> 00:04:59,449 When I'm singing with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. 94 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:04,010 And what I'm seeing is super, super cute. 95 00:05:05,122 --> 00:05:06,885 ## [Ends] 96 00:05:06,957 --> 00:05:08,925 - Okay. Something like that. - [Applause] 97 00:05:08,992 --> 00:05:12,325 [Nervous Laugh, Clears Throat] 98 00:05:18,368 --> 00:05:22,464 Sweetie, I am so proud of you. 99 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:27,909 The Chastity Ball is so important to your father. 100 00:05:27,978 --> 00:05:31,470 [Thinking] God, I miss the firm support of my polyester Cheerios uniform. 101 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:34,073 The control panel hid my baby bump perfectly. 102 00:05:34,151 --> 00:05:38,485 Hmm. That's odd. We had this custom-made a month ago. 103 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,921 I had a really big lunch today at school. 104 00:05:40,991 --> 00:05:42,982 Really big tacos. 105 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:50,458 No worries, sweetie. I'll just take it down to the tailor tomorrow. 106 00:05:50,534 --> 00:05:54,231 We'll let it out a little bit. The problem here, honey, is, you know... 107 00:05:54,304 --> 00:05:57,398 I just don't think you've been getting enough exercise ever since you quit the Cheerios. 108 00:05:57,474 --> 00:05:59,601 - Am I right? - Yeah, yeah. That's right. 109 00:05:59,676 --> 00:06:03,373 You used to spend hours every day doing back flips and high kicks. 110 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:06,348 And now... I mean, now you spend all your free time... 111 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:09,317 sitting on a stool in the dark singing show tunes. 112 00:06:09,386 --> 00:06:12,514 Do you know how many calories you burn singing? Hmm? 113 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:15,922 - Not very many. - Judy! Glenn Beck is on. 114 00:06:15,992 --> 00:06:19,086 - [Gasps] - Oh, wait. Hold on. 115 00:06:19,162 --> 00:06:22,097 - [Laughs] He's so... - Hold on. No, I don't want to see. 116 00:06:22,165 --> 00:06:24,099 Daddy, it's not like we're getting married. 117 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:27,603 - I don't want... Oh. - [Laughs] 118 00:06:27,671 --> 00:06:30,606 Oh! Look at you. 119 00:06:30,674 --> 00:06:32,733 Speaking of getting married... 120 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:36,267 how's that boy you've been dating? 121 00:06:36,346 --> 00:06:38,712 Yeah, yeah. He's not pressuring you at all, is he? 122 00:06:38,782 --> 00:06:41,717 No. No, he's a gentleman. 123 00:06:41,785 --> 00:06:45,721 I'm glad to hear that. That's why I'm inviting him over for dinner on Sunday. 124 00:06:45,789 --> 00:06:48,155 - Oh, wonderful! - Refresher? 125 00:06:48,225 --> 00:06:51,126 Honey, I don't want you to lift a finger for me. 126 00:06:51,194 --> 00:06:54,163 - I'm your wife. - [Chuckles] 127 00:06:54,231 --> 00:06:57,223 - My little lemon drop. I gotta go catch Glenn. - [Gasps] 128 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,291 [Clears Throat] 129 00:07:00,971 --> 00:07:02,632 [Sighs] 130 00:07:02,706 --> 00:07:05,106 [School Bell Rings] 131 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,972 - Mr. Schuester? - Yeah? 132 00:07:07,043 --> 00:07:10,410 I just wanted to confirm we're set to rehearse our ballad at 4:00 sharp this afternoon. 133 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,381 Oh. Isn't Matt back yet? 134 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:17,318 No, it's just... you and me all week long. 135 00:07:19,756 --> 00:07:22,452 Great. I'll see you at 4:00. 136 00:07:26,062 --> 00:07:27,996 Is there something else? 137 00:07:28,064 --> 00:07:30,157 I just wanted to give you this. 138 00:07:34,104 --> 00:07:35,594 Open it. 139 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,603 Gold stars are kind of my signature thing. 140 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:45,307 I figure every time you wear it you can think of me and the star you're helping me become. 141 00:07:46,983 --> 00:07:49,884 - [Will] It's happening... again. - [School Bell Rings] 142 00:07:49,953 --> 00:07:53,286 It always starts with a novelty gift. 143 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:55,449 Well, you can't blame her, Will. 144 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:57,652 If we were gonna rank crush-worthy teachers at this school... 145 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,389 you'd be number one with a bullet. 146 00:08:02,632 --> 00:08:06,591 Uh, well, l-l... When did... When did this start with Rachel? 147 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:09,901 We sang a duet in Glee Club. "Endless Love." 148 00:08:09,973 --> 00:08:14,774 - Okay. In hindsight, that was probably a mistake. - Yeah. 149 00:08:14,845 --> 00:08:16,972 I can't handle going through this again. 150 00:08:17,047 --> 00:08:19,607 Sorry. Going through, um... Going through what again? 151 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:24,382 Have I ever told you about... Suzy Pepper? 152 00:08:26,323 --> 00:08:29,759 The alpacas start there and travel down towards Guadalajara. 153 00:08:29,826 --> 00:08:34,593 Suzy Pepper wasn't the first schoolgirl crush, but she was the hardest. 154 00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:37,599 It happened about two years ago before you were a teacher here. 155 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:40,864 - Suzy was unique. - Mr. Schue? 156 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:44,771 How do you conjugate the verb "to love"? 157 00:08:48,478 --> 00:08:50,503 [School Bell Rings] 158 00:08:56,319 --> 00:08:57,911 Peppers. 159 00:08:57,988 --> 00:09:01,685 So you can wear them and think of me... Suzy Pepper. 160 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:05,353 [Will] I thought it would burn out like the others. But it only got worse. 161 00:09:05,428 --> 00:09:07,953 [Phone Rings] 162 00:09:08,031 --> 00:09:10,556 - Hello? - [Exhaling] 163 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,933 - Who is it? Who died? - [Exhaling] 164 00:09:14,004 --> 00:09:15,904 Suzy Pepper? 165 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,964 You knew it was me just by the sound of my breath. 166 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:21,670 That's so romantic. 167 00:09:21,745 --> 00:09:23,906 Listen, you little psycho. This is Will's wife. 168 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,278 And if I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work. 169 00:09:26,349 --> 00:09:28,681 - And then I'll go crazy, and I'll kill you. - Terri. 170 00:09:28,752 --> 00:09:30,720 Stop calling! 171 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:34,780 - [Phone Beeps Off] - [Sighs] Can't you handle anything, Will? 172 00:09:34,858 --> 00:09:36,792 - [Will] Terri was right. - [School Bell Rings] 173 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,294 Or so I thought. 174 00:09:39,362 --> 00:09:43,059 I decided to be honest with Suzy. Face this head-on. 175 00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:45,693 - Okay, how'd that go? - [Sighs] 176 00:09:45,769 --> 00:09:48,932 - [Sobbing] - ## [Slow] 177 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,939 [Gasps] 178 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,999 [Sobbing Continues] 179 00:09:56,379 --> 00:10:00,110 # More than words # 180 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,209 # Is all you have to do # 181 00:10:03,286 --> 00:10:06,187 - # To make it real # - [Alarm Wailing] 182 00:10:10,994 --> 00:10:13,224 # That you love ## 183 00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:17,699 [Gags] 184 00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,758 It was the world's hottest pepper. 185 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,896 - She had it shipped from Sinaloa, Mexico. - Oh, gosh. What happened? 186 00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:26,500 The ambulance arrived just in time. The pepper burned holes in her esophagus... 187 00:10:26,576 --> 00:10:29,409 and she was in a medically induced coma for three days. 188 00:10:29,479 --> 00:10:32,175 That's why I can't just tell Rachel to back off. 189 00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:34,182 These girls are too fragile. 190 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,218 Wow. Okay. 191 00:10:36,286 --> 00:10:38,914 How 'bout this? Why don't you take your own advice? 192 00:10:38,989 --> 00:10:40,923 Right? Do what you told the kids to do. 193 00:10:40,991 --> 00:10:43,721 If you're feeling awkward telling Rachel how you feel... 194 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:46,762 then why don't you, um, you know, sing it to her. 195 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:49,390 Let her down gently. 196 00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:52,026 And don't wear that tie. 197 00:10:52,102 --> 00:10:53,626 Yeah. 198 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:57,601 Sing to me everything you feel. 199 00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:03,211 Okay. Uh... 200 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:08,875 I can't. I can't... I can't sing to a dude. 201 00:11:08,952 --> 00:11:11,113 - You have to try. - I can't! Okay? 202 00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:15,681 I can't! I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not. 203 00:11:18,495 --> 00:11:22,829 Your lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate. 204 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,868 Dude, I'm sorry. 205 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,631 You're really awesome, Kurt. I... 206 00:11:28,705 --> 00:11:30,764 I'm just under a load of crap right now. 207 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,933 Girls. 208 00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:35,637 They're your problem. 209 00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:39,113 They're up. They're down. Girls. 210 00:11:47,757 --> 00:11:49,987 It's the baby. [Exhales] 211 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:52,956 She's my daughter and... 212 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:58,359 There are so many things I want to say to her, and I'm never gonna be able to. 213 00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:01,866 Like what? 214 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,600 Well... 215 00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:09,008 like how I don't want her to think that her father just abandoned her. 216 00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:11,013 How I would do anything for her. 217 00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:15,711 How no matter what I do I'm always thinking about her. 218 00:12:15,785 --> 00:12:20,051 How I'm gonna spend my whole life loving her and she's never even gonna know. 219 00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:23,992 You gotta let it out. 220 00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:30,797 How? 221 00:12:30,867 --> 00:12:33,734 By singing. 222 00:12:33,803 --> 00:12:36,533 "I'll Stand By You," by the Pretenders. 223 00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:40,508 It's in your wheelhouse. And I know you know it from the radio because it's a classic. 224 00:12:40,577 --> 00:12:44,343 And you do well with classics, especially in the soft rock mode. 225 00:12:44,414 --> 00:12:47,941 Yeah, I do like that song, but... 226 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,645 how's it gonna make me feel better again? 227 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,883 By singing it out to the audience. 228 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:58,390 Imagine your little girl sitting there. 229 00:12:59,662 --> 00:13:02,597 Thank God I never missed a piano lesson. 230 00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:10,566 ## [Piano] 231 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,438 # Oh # 232 00:13:17,514 --> 00:13:20,950 # Why you look so sad # 233 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,475 # Tears are in your eyes # 234 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:28,854 # Come on and come to me now # 235 00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:32,383 # When the night falls on you # 236 00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:35,295 # You don't know what to do # 237 00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:38,528 # Nothing you confess # 238 00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:41,627 # Could make me love you less # 239 00:13:41,704 --> 00:13:45,196 # I'll stand by you # 240 00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:48,767 # I'll stand by you # 241 00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:52,611 # Won't let nobody hurt you # 242 00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:56,174 # I'll stand by you # 243 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,813 # Take me in into your darkest hour # 244 00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:02,915 # And I'll never desert you # 245 00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:06,826 # I'll stand by you # 246 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:10,457 # I'll stand by you # 247 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:14,060 # Won't let nobody hurt you # 248 00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:19,404 # I'll stand by you ## 249 00:14:19,475 --> 00:14:21,466 Finn, what's going on? 250 00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:30,481 - What are you doing? - Uh, nothing. 251 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,518 Were you just singing to a sonogram? 252 00:14:38,595 --> 00:14:40,028 Uh-huh. 253 00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:58,770 Is Quinn pregnant? 254 00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:02,376 [Sobbing] Mom. I'm sorry. 255 00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:05,216 - I'm so sorry! [Sobbing Continues] - Shh, shh. 256 00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:08,382 - I screwed up, Mom. - It's gonna be okay. 257 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:12,352 - [Sobbing Continues] I'm so sorry. - Shh, shh. Shh. 258 00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,790 - [School Bell Rings] - I can't believe you told your mom. What if she tells my mom? 259 00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:22,304 - She's not. - Half the school knows. Your mom knows. Who else you wanna tell? 260 00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:25,466 - She's not gonna tell anybody. - You're wrong. I'm right. I'm smart. You're dumb. 261 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:28,806 All this baby drama is making my rosacea act up. 262 00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:32,405 I know. I just feel bad for them, having to go through this on their own. 263 00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:34,848 Let me see what I can do. I'll report back later. 264 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,044 [Quinn] No, no, no. You're wrong. I'm right. I'm right. 265 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:41,022 - She doesn't talk to other moms. - Okay? 266 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:45,390 - [Exhales] - How do you explain her constant irritation with you? 267 00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,759 It's because she's a girl. 268 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:51,823 No, I think it's the pregnancy hormones or something. They make her kinda nuts. 269 00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,870 It's enough to wanna give up women altogether. [Laughs] 270 00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:59,431 Yeah. Anyway, thanks for the advice about singing to the baby like that. 271 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:03,172 It worked like a charm. I owe you one, dude. 272 00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:09,449 [Thinking] Okay, I'll admit it. I'm madly in love with Finn. 273 00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:11,578 I have been since the first time we met. 274 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,622 Dude, impulse control. 275 00:16:18,695 --> 00:16:20,686 He was my knight in shining armor. 276 00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:23,857 My feelings only grew stronger as we bonded over Glee... 277 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,867 then football, then skin care. 278 00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:29,371 Your "T" zone is dangerously dry. 279 00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:31,600 Your "T" zone. 280 00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:34,040 Oh. [Chuckles] 281 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:38,103 Twice a day. It's very mild and has a built-in sunblock. 282 00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:41,241 Cool. Thanks, man. 283 00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:44,184 [Thinking] I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. 284 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,620 I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows. 285 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:50,318 I guess that's love for you. 286 00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:52,657 Hey, eyes on your own paper. 287 00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:56,256 I know it seems weird that I'm helping Finn with Quinn. 288 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:59,233 But rest assured, it's all part of a master plan. 289 00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:01,827 No matter what I do or how much I assist him with his ballad... 290 00:17:01,904 --> 00:17:03,929 she's going to end up disappointing him and breaking his heart. 291 00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:06,873 And then he'll be crying into my shoulder pads. 292 00:17:09,979 --> 00:17:11,640 - [School Bell Rings] - [Sniffs] 293 00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:14,774 - [Soft Gasp] - Okay, so, I'm really excited. 294 00:17:14,851 --> 00:17:17,945 I picked a medley of songs that's gonna be a fantastic teaching tool... 295 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,578 about how to sing a great ballad. 296 00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:22,488 - Why is Miss Pillsbury here? - Uh... 297 00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:26,460 Well, I... I, too, am very curious about the power of the ballad. 298 00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:29,521 You know, I'm thinking of doing some career counseling in song. 299 00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:30,964 - Emma. - S.A.T. prep... 300 00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,524 - Just... Yeah. - Sitting. Yeah. 301 00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:38,199 Okay, Rachel. This is a mash-up of"Young Girl" by Gary Puckett & the Union Gap... 302 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,868 and the 1980 Police classic, "Don't Stand So Close To Me." 303 00:17:40,943 --> 00:17:43,070 And I want you to listen very closely to the lyrics... 304 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,205 because I really mean what I'm singing. 305 00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:49,141 Really... listen. 306 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,815 Okay. 307 00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:56,325 ## ["Don't Stand So Close To Me"] 308 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:03,157 # Young teacher The subject # 309 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:06,690 # Of schoolgirl fantasy # 310 00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:10,000 # She wants him so badly # 311 00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:13,701 # Knows what she wants to be # 312 00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:18,236 - ## ["Young Girl"] - # With all the charms of a woman # 313 00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:25,811 # You've kept the secret of your youth # 314 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:30,491 - ## [Song Switches Back] - # Bookmark it, she's so close now # 315 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,393 # This girl is half his age # 316 00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:37,422 # Don't stand Don't stand so # 317 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,867 # Don't stand so close to me # 318 00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:44,429 - ## [Song Switches Back] - # Young girl, you're outta your mind # 319 00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:47,704 # Your love for me is way out of line # 320 00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:49,608 # Better run, girl # 321 00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:54,082 # You're much too young, girl # 322 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:58,678 - ## [Song Switches Back] - # Temptation, frustration # 323 00:18:58,754 --> 00:19:01,814 - # So bad it makes him cry # - ## [Song Switches Back] 324 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:06,419 # Beneath your perfume and makeup # 325 00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:15,461 # You're just a baby in disguise # 326 00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:17,972 # Get out of here # 327 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,443 # Before you have the time to change your mind # 328 00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:28,747 # 'Cause I'm afraid you'll go too far # 329 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:32,219 - ## [Song Switches Back] - # Don't stand, don't stand so # 330 00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:35,587 # Don't stand so close to me # 331 00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:39,219 - ## [Song Switches Back] - # Young girl, you're outta your mind # 332 00:19:39,295 --> 00:19:41,820 # Your love for me is way out of line # 333 00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:46,961 - # Better run, girl # - [Chorus] # Don't stand so # 334 00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:54,136 # You're much too young, girl ## 335 00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:02,849 So, Rachel... 336 00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:06,013 do you think you understood the message I was trying to get across with that ballad? 337 00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:10,286 Yes. It means I'm very young and it's hard for you to stand close to me. 338 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,793 [Sighs] Oh, no. Um... 339 00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:16,696 Emma, would you mind helping me out here? Was that the message that you got? 340 00:20:16,766 --> 00:20:20,031 - You're a very good performer. - [Groans] 341 00:20:20,102 --> 00:20:23,435 - He's very good. - Well, I, for one, can't wait to go home... 342 00:20:23,506 --> 00:20:25,440 and work on a medley of my own for tomorrow. 343 00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:29,103 Because this lesson has given me... a lot to think about. 344 00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:32,375 No, Rachel, that really wasn't the... You... 345 00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,441 [Sighs] 346 00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:37,315 - [School Bell Rings] - Bravo. 347 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,224 Thanks for coming over, Kurt. 348 00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:50,765 I know you're into fashion and that kind of stuff. 349 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,325 And I need to find something nice to wear to the Fabrays for dinner. So... 350 00:20:54,403 --> 00:20:57,497 I couldn't be more pleased and honored to help you find something vintage... 351 00:20:57,573 --> 00:21:00,565 and appropriate to wear. 352 00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:06,138 Here it is. My mom never had the heart to throw this stuff out. 353 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,942 [Chuckles] 354 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,716 Here, hang on to that for the next time Puck throws you in the Dumpster. 355 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,791 My dad's the same way. 356 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:21,228 My mom died 10 years ago and he still keeps her toothbrush on the holder by their sink. 357 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:27,101 The broken dresser in their room still smells like her perfume. 358 00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:30,297 I know it's stupid, but sometimes I'll sneak in there... 359 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,500 and open all the drawers... 360 00:21:32,575 --> 00:21:37,205 and lie on the floor and close my eyes and just smell her. 361 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,270 That's not stupid. 362 00:21:43,152 --> 00:21:47,111 I guess in a way I'm lucky I never knew him. You know? 363 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,256 [Chuckles] 364 00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:56,924 - Check this out. - [Laughs] 365 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,359 Not half bad. 366 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,302 Your father had good taste. 367 00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:07,365 I can't believe it fits. 368 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,479 Um, thanks. 369 00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:28,122 My father was brave enough to fight in some desert thousands of miles away... 370 00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:32,531 and I can't even go over to Dudley Road and tell the Fabrays the truth. 371 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,565 Your father didn't charge into the breach empty-handed. 372 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,904 He had a weapon. 373 00:22:39,975 --> 00:22:42,409 You think I should bring a gun? 374 00:22:43,746 --> 00:22:46,909 No. I think you should use your greatest weapon. 375 00:22:46,982 --> 00:22:49,473 Your voice. 376 00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,450 Hey, sweetie, I'm home. 377 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,790 Something smells good. 378 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,799 [Sighs] 379 00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:20,548 - Oh, thanks. - You're welcome. 380 00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:23,813 Casserole's almost ready. Hope you like venison. 381 00:23:29,191 --> 00:23:31,125 Why did you even let her in the house? 382 00:23:31,193 --> 00:23:33,286 'Cause she said she was one of your Glee kids. 383 00:23:33,362 --> 00:23:36,490 It didn't take me five minutes to realize she's in love with you. 384 00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:39,398 She asked if she could see your baby pictures. 385 00:23:39,468 --> 00:23:41,834 What? So, now you're making her clean our bathroom? 386 00:23:41,904 --> 00:23:44,805 Look, Will, I've been dealing with these schoolgirl crushes for years. 387 00:23:44,874 --> 00:23:47,172 So why shouldn't I get a little something out of it? 388 00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:51,646 - Do you have any more Ajax? - In the linen closet, sweetie. 389 00:23:51,714 --> 00:23:53,306 [Mouths Word] 390 00:23:54,884 --> 00:23:57,751 - This is immoral, Terri. - No, honey. You know what's immoral? 391 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,754 Is me having to deal with the fact... 392 00:23:59,822 --> 00:24:02,518 that my husband spends all day with young girls who are perkier... 393 00:24:02,591 --> 00:24:05,059 and younger than I am. 394 00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:09,689 I have a rash on my belly from that cocoa butter that your mother sent me. 395 00:24:09,765 --> 00:24:11,926 Do you have any idea how much it burns when I sweat? 396 00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:14,595 I can't scrub the floors as hard as she can. 397 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,662 Baby, if it's that bad, you have to let me see it. It might be infected. 398 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:21,141 What? So, now I'm gonna show you the bleeding pustules on my skin? 399 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,771 Wow. Yeah. No, that's not gonna send you into the loving arms of some teenage slut. 400 00:24:24,847 --> 00:24:27,315 For the last time, I am not having an affair with any of my students. 401 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,817 And you are not allowed to turn one of them into your slave... 402 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,115 because you have this irrational fear of me leaving you. 403 00:24:32,188 --> 00:24:35,157 Well, why not, huh, if it's win-win for everyone? 404 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,387 - Look, she's a really good cook. Try it. - [Groans] 405 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,928 - Where you going? - I'm taking Rachel home. 406 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:43,726 Can you ask her to dust the blinds in the craft room first? 407 00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:47,963 - Mr. Schuester? - Yes, Rachel. 408 00:24:48,037 --> 00:24:50,130 Why do I have to sit in the backseat? 409 00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:54,233 Um, it's the law. Children have to ride in the back. 410 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:56,244 Children under seven. 411 00:24:56,312 --> 00:24:58,712 Well, I'm just concerned for your safety. 412 00:25:00,049 --> 00:25:01,778 Really? 413 00:25:01,851 --> 00:25:06,220 Um, no. Not really. 414 00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:12,388 I think we should take advantage of this golden alone time and practice our ballad. 415 00:25:12,461 --> 00:25:15,692 That would be great, but I don't have any music in the car. 416 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,925 It's okay. I made us a CD. 417 00:25:19,168 --> 00:25:21,159 Oh. 418 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,904 - ## [Dance Pop] - # Ah, crush # 419 00:25:27,209 --> 00:25:29,404 # Ah # 420 00:25:29,478 --> 00:25:32,311 # I see ya blowin' me a kiss # 421 00:25:32,381 --> 00:25:34,815 # It doesn't take a scientist # 422 00:25:34,884 --> 00:25:37,819 # To understand what's going on, baby ## 423 00:25:37,887 --> 00:25:39,912 - [Ejects CD] - [Sighs] 424 00:25:39,989 --> 00:25:42,583 I wasn't finished. 425 00:25:42,658 --> 00:25:46,958 Yeah, well, the acoustics are horrible in the car. Put your seat belt back on. 426 00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:50,123 [Sighs] So, how's it going with Puck? 427 00:25:50,199 --> 00:25:52,326 - Are you guys still seeing each other? - I broke things off. 428 00:25:52,401 --> 00:25:56,963 He was too immature. As are all the boys in high school. 429 00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,974 I need a man who can keep up with me intellectually and creatively. 430 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:03,569 Well, that's a tough road for most high-school boys. 431 00:26:05,881 --> 00:26:08,145 That's why I have my sights set much higher. 432 00:26:15,357 --> 00:26:17,484 [School Bell Rings] 433 00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:21,996 Stay away from him. You're gonna get hurt... bad. 434 00:26:22,064 --> 00:26:25,864 - You can't threaten me, Pepper. I'm not afraid of you. - You should be. 435 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:33,365 Oh, you're on the second floor? Oh, you're right above me. 436 00:26:33,442 --> 00:26:36,900 Girl, you? I'm a hot, damn mess. 437 00:26:36,979 --> 00:26:40,972 I found out today my hamster is pregnant in biology class and I just started weeping. 438 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:44,342 No, no, I think that's a great idea. 439 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:48,220 - We're supposed to be rehearsing. - I'm talking to Tina. 440 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:51,589 I'll hit you back. This is bad, dude. 441 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:54,026 All our ballads are terrible 'cause we're all so distracted. 442 00:26:54,096 --> 00:26:56,564 We're all worried about Finn and Quinn and "babygate." 443 00:26:56,632 --> 00:26:59,328 We can't even sing about our emotions 'cause we're so worried about theirs. 444 00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:02,837 - Who cares? - Um, we all do. 445 00:27:02,905 --> 00:27:06,841 So we decided we're all gonna sing them a ballad to show that we got their backs. 446 00:27:06,909 --> 00:27:09,901 Are you kidding me? There's no way I'm singing to them. 447 00:27:09,979 --> 00:27:12,539 [Groans] It's not fair! Finn gets everything. 448 00:27:12,614 --> 00:27:16,175 - He gets the sympathy. He gets the girl. - What is your problem? 449 00:27:16,251 --> 00:27:18,344 Finn's not the father! 450 00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:20,513 I am. 451 00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:24,754 What? 452 00:27:27,963 --> 00:27:29,897 All right, look. 453 00:27:29,965 --> 00:27:32,729 You need to get something through your Mohawk real quick. 454 00:27:32,801 --> 00:27:36,202 You're the baby's daddy. It takes a hell of a lot more to be a father. 455 00:27:36,271 --> 00:27:40,071 And that role's already been cast because Quinn chose Finn. 456 00:27:40,142 --> 00:27:42,076 And you need to accept that and move on. 457 00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:46,945 'Cause you have no business messing up that girl's life any more than you already have. 458 00:27:47,016 --> 00:27:51,419 You need to back off. You owe her at least that much. 459 00:28:00,295 --> 00:28:03,856 Mmm. A lovely ham. 460 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,264 - Thank you. - There is no beating Judy's ham. 461 00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:08,599 [Laughs] I cure all my own meats. 462 00:28:15,044 --> 00:28:18,411 - I'd like to propose a toast. - Daddy, no. 463 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,348 - Russell and his famous toasts. - [Russell Laughs] 464 00:28:22,418 --> 00:28:25,945 The Fabrays are a tight-knit family. 465 00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:28,922 I have been blessed with a loving wife... 466 00:28:28,991 --> 00:28:31,789 two remarkable daughters. 467 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:35,091 My first married a wonderful Christian man. 468 00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:37,359 Owns his own chain of U.P.S. stores. 469 00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:40,129 My second daughter, little Quinny... 470 00:28:40,202 --> 00:28:43,171 we're just so proud of her. 471 00:28:43,238 --> 00:28:48,039 Captain of the Cheerios, president of the Celibacy Club. 472 00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:51,978 I got a little peak at the dress. I'm certain she's a shoo-in for princess. 473 00:28:52,047 --> 00:28:54,777 - She is. - But tonight... 474 00:28:54,850 --> 00:28:58,980 [Voice Fading] we are very glad to welcome her young friend, quarterback no less... 475 00:28:59,054 --> 00:29:01,522 I have to go to the bathroom. 476 00:29:01,590 --> 00:29:04,491 Uh, too much pop. 477 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,222 Oh, wait. It's right through the kitchen, sweetheart. 478 00:29:10,866 --> 00:29:13,198 He wears a helmet when he plays, right? 479 00:29:13,268 --> 00:29:15,236 He's just intimidated by you, Daddy. 480 00:29:16,939 --> 00:29:20,636 [Panting] 481 00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:23,735 [Cell Phone Rings] 482 00:29:23,812 --> 00:29:25,746 Well, hello, Finn Hudson. 483 00:29:25,814 --> 00:29:29,375 I'm at the Fabrays and I'm freaking out. What does a heart attack feel like? 484 00:29:29,451 --> 00:29:32,386 Settle down, cowboy. This is why we burnt the disc and spent that time rehearsing. 485 00:29:32,454 --> 00:29:35,218 - I can't do it. - Yes, you can. Just remember the power of the ballad. 486 00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:38,157 I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping. 487 00:29:38,427 --> 00:29:40,054 [Cell Phone Beeps] 488 00:29:41,163 --> 00:29:44,098 [Panting] 489 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:46,259 [Grunts] 490 00:29:46,335 --> 00:29:48,599 [Grunting] Ha! 491 00:29:52,407 --> 00:29:55,535 - That's my kitchen radio. - Yeah, I need to borrow it. 492 00:29:55,611 --> 00:29:57,772 Finn? What's this? 493 00:29:57,846 --> 00:30:01,111 Well, we have this assignment in Glee Club to sing a ballad. 494 00:30:01,183 --> 00:30:05,051 They're all about expressing the things you can't find any other way to say. 495 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,418 Oh, God. Finn, don't. 496 00:30:07,489 --> 00:30:11,585 - Please, don't. - No, I need to do this... for both of us. 497 00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:17,899 ## [Ballad] 498 00:30:19,668 --> 00:30:21,932 # You're havin' my baby # 499 00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:28,640 # What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me # 500 00:30:29,878 --> 00:30:31,778 # You're havin' my baby # 501 00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:35,573 # What a lovely way of sayin' # 502 00:30:35,651 --> 00:30:37,778 # What you're thinkin' of me # 503 00:30:39,321 --> 00:30:41,118 # I can see it # 504 00:30:42,724 --> 00:30:45,750 # Your face is glowin' # 505 00:30:45,827 --> 00:30:48,489 # I can see it in your eyes # 506 00:30:48,564 --> 00:30:51,397 # I'm happy you know it # 507 00:30:51,466 --> 00:30:53,627 # That you're havin' my baby # 508 00:30:55,304 --> 00:30:59,832 # You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya # 509 00:31:01,243 --> 00:31:03,108 # You're havin' my baby # 510 00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:10,349 # You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya # 511 00:31:10,419 --> 00:31:13,820 # The need inside you # 512 00:31:13,889 --> 00:31:15,948 # I see it showin' # 513 00:31:17,559 --> 00:31:20,357 # Whoa, the seed inside you, baby # 514 00:31:20,429 --> 00:31:22,420 ## [Stops] 515 00:31:39,848 --> 00:31:44,114 There must be some sort of mistake here. Quinny, we raised you right. 516 00:31:44,186 --> 00:31:47,781 You... You did. We didn't even have sex. 517 00:31:47,856 --> 00:31:50,689 I'm sorry. Can we just stop with the lying, please? 518 00:31:50,759 --> 00:31:53,956 - But I'm... - When you were about five years old... 519 00:31:54,029 --> 00:31:57,055 I took you and your sister down to an Indians game. 520 00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:59,259 All the other dads brought their sons. 521 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:02,167 But my two girls were enough for me. 522 00:32:03,572 --> 00:32:07,338 - Daddy. - Your sister made it through the whole game. 523 00:32:07,409 --> 00:32:10,310 But you fell asleep in my lap. 524 00:32:10,379 --> 00:32:13,348 I kept hoping nothing exciting would happen... 525 00:32:13,415 --> 00:32:16,646 'cause I didn't want the crowd to get too loud... 526 00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:20,611 and wake you up. 527 00:32:25,294 --> 00:32:27,285 Didn't matter. 528 00:32:29,298 --> 00:32:31,732 You stayed asleep in my arms... 529 00:32:33,068 --> 00:32:35,195 till the game ended. 530 00:32:35,270 --> 00:32:37,738 Daddy, I'm so sorry. 531 00:32:39,841 --> 00:32:41,570 [Sighs] 532 00:32:42,778 --> 00:32:44,541 You need to leave. 533 00:32:44,613 --> 00:32:49,016 Wait. Please, Daddy, can we talk about this? 534 00:32:49,084 --> 00:32:51,245 Finn is a good guy. 535 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,049 He loves me. 536 00:32:53,121 --> 00:32:54,952 You too. 537 00:32:55,023 --> 00:32:58,550 - [Shuddering] - Get out of my house. 538 00:32:58,627 --> 00:33:00,686 But you can't do that. She didn't do anything wrong. 539 00:33:00,762 --> 00:33:03,560 - [Sighs] - Please, Mrs. Fabray, do something. 540 00:33:03,632 --> 00:33:07,193 Don't bother, Finn. [Inhales Sharply] 541 00:33:07,269 --> 00:33:11,228 If she wanted to do something, she would have when she found out that I was pregnant. 542 00:33:12,174 --> 00:33:13,641 You knew? 543 00:33:15,177 --> 00:33:17,805 I... No. She didn't tell me anything. 544 00:33:17,879 --> 00:33:22,043 But you knew. And I needed you. 545 00:33:22,117 --> 00:33:25,644 I needed my mom. And you were so scared... 546 00:33:25,721 --> 00:33:28,053 of what he would do... 547 00:33:28,123 --> 00:33:31,251 if he found out that you just pushed it aside... 548 00:33:31,326 --> 00:33:35,820 like we do every bad feeling in this house. 549 00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:38,730 If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist. 550 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,825 Now do not turn this on us! 551 00:33:40,902 --> 00:33:43,234 You are the disappointment here! 552 00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:45,296 Why? 553 00:33:47,743 --> 00:33:50,871 Because I'm not a little girl anymore? 554 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,814 Because I made a mistake? 555 00:33:53,882 --> 00:33:56,009 Who are you? 556 00:33:57,652 --> 00:33:59,643 I don't recognize you at all. 557 00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:01,780 I'm your daughter... 558 00:34:03,392 --> 00:34:04,859 who loves you. 559 00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:07,622 And I know this must be really hard for you. 560 00:34:07,696 --> 00:34:12,861 But I just need my daddy to hold me and tell me that it's gonna be okay. 561 00:34:23,712 --> 00:34:25,509 Please. 562 00:34:26,681 --> 00:34:29,343 [Sobs] 563 00:34:31,019 --> 00:34:33,544 - [Footsteps Climbing Stairs] - Judy! 564 00:34:41,797 --> 00:34:45,733 Honey, how many times have I told you you gotta turn these T-shirts right-side out... 565 00:34:45,801 --> 00:34:50,238 Um, Mom, Quinn's parents threw her out. 566 00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:54,208 Could she stay here for a couple of days? 567 00:34:56,611 --> 00:34:58,841 Yeah, of course she can. 568 00:35:00,982 --> 00:35:03,075 Honey, you can stay here as long as you want. 569 00:35:07,956 --> 00:35:11,050 Hey, Barbra Streisand. We need to have a little talk. 570 00:35:11,126 --> 00:35:13,060 I have nothing to say to you, Pepper. 571 00:35:13,128 --> 00:35:15,221 If you continue to stalk me, I'll press charges. 572 00:35:15,297 --> 00:35:18,562 Everyone knows what you are. You're the school crazy. 573 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:21,158 I was crazy... crazy in love. 574 00:35:21,236 --> 00:35:24,000 There's nothing you can say that's gonna change the way I feel about Mr. Schuester. 575 00:35:24,072 --> 00:35:27,599 Ours is a love for the ages. Your threats will just make our love grow stronger. 576 00:35:27,676 --> 00:35:31,009 Let me tell you a few things I learned from two years of intense psychotherapy... 577 00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:33,343 and an esophagus transplant. 578 00:35:33,415 --> 00:35:36,782 Lesson number one: You and Schue, it won't work. 579 00:35:36,852 --> 00:35:39,013 What do you mean? 580 00:35:39,087 --> 00:35:41,783 We're not so different, you and me. 581 00:35:41,857 --> 00:35:44,917 We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating. 582 00:35:44,993 --> 00:35:47,223 Love is hard for us. 583 00:35:47,295 --> 00:35:49,229 We look for boys we know we can never have. 584 00:35:49,297 --> 00:35:53,097 Mr. Schue is a perfect target for our self-esteem issues. 585 00:35:53,168 --> 00:35:56,035 He can never reciprocate our feelings, which only reinforces the conviction... 586 00:35:56,104 --> 00:35:59,073 that we're not worthy of being loved. 587 00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:02,871 Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale. 588 00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:07,944 You need to find some self-respect, Rachel. 589 00:36:08,016 --> 00:36:11,816 Get that mildly attractive groove back. 590 00:36:26,635 --> 00:36:28,830 Mr. Schuester, I'm ready when you are. 591 00:36:28,904 --> 00:36:31,737 The ballad I've selected has an important message that I'm anxious for you to hear. 592 00:36:31,806 --> 00:36:33,967 Rachel, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stop you. 593 00:36:35,677 --> 00:36:39,511 The way you've been acting is totally inappropriate. 594 00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:42,675 I'm your teacher, Rachel. And I'm sorry, but that's all I'm ever gonna be. 595 00:36:44,553 --> 00:36:46,783 I know. 596 00:36:47,989 --> 00:36:51,288 I... I brought these for you as an apology. 597 00:36:53,328 --> 00:36:55,455 And the song I was gonna sing was... 598 00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:57,828 "Sorry Seems To Be the Hardest Word" by Elton John... 599 00:36:57,899 --> 00:37:00,299 'cause I know how much you love him. 600 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:03,370 I'm such an idiot. 601 00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:07,101 Mooning over you and cleaning your apartment. 602 00:37:07,175 --> 00:37:10,702 Hey. It's okay. 603 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:21,486 I know it's not always easy for you, Rachel. 604 00:37:21,556 --> 00:37:23,751 And I know that there are some things about yourself... 605 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,521 that you think you'd like to change. 606 00:37:26,595 --> 00:37:28,722 But you should know that there's some boy out there... 607 00:37:28,797 --> 00:37:31,231 who's gonna like you for everything you are... 608 00:37:31,299 --> 00:37:33,733 including those parts of you that even you don't like. 609 00:37:33,802 --> 00:37:36,703 Those are gonna be the things he likes the most. 610 00:37:40,308 --> 00:37:42,674 Thanks, Mr. Schue. 611 00:37:44,879 --> 00:37:49,009 What do you say we ditch rehearsal today? [Chuckles] 612 00:37:49,084 --> 00:37:53,544 I've gotta be honest, Rachel. You've never really needed much help with your ballads. 613 00:37:53,622 --> 00:37:56,591 You've been knocking them out of the park since day one. 614 00:37:59,561 --> 00:38:03,019 - Do you like them? - They're great. 615 00:38:06,601 --> 00:38:09,161 So they just kicked her out? 616 00:38:09,237 --> 00:38:12,832 Yeah. Gave her half an hour to pack. 617 00:38:12,907 --> 00:38:15,603 Her father set the timer on the microwave. 618 00:38:15,677 --> 00:38:19,909 I'm sorry. I guess my plan kinda sucked. 619 00:38:21,016 --> 00:38:23,678 No. Uh, this is good. 620 00:38:23,752 --> 00:38:27,654 No more secrets. You know, everything's out there, all the feelings. Uh... 621 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,256 And that's better. Right? 622 00:38:33,161 --> 00:38:35,755 Yes. Better. 623 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,963 Good. Uh... 624 00:38:40,035 --> 00:38:42,902 All right, well, let's work on your ballad. 625 00:38:42,971 --> 00:38:46,930 Uh, you were really helpful when I was trying to find mine. So, what is it? 626 00:38:49,711 --> 00:38:52,737 "I Honestly Love You." 627 00:38:52,814 --> 00:38:54,748 Uh, sounds awesome. 628 00:38:56,618 --> 00:38:59,451 I don't know the song, uh, or whatever. 629 00:38:59,521 --> 00:39:03,548 But it sounds... positive and nice and stuff. 630 00:39:04,959 --> 00:39:08,122 Hey, you two. We need to go to the choir room. 631 00:39:08,196 --> 00:39:09,823 Why? 632 00:39:09,898 --> 00:39:12,924 Because there's something we want to give you and Quinn. 633 00:39:15,003 --> 00:39:18,268 - [Door Opens] - Open your eyes. I didn't tell you to close your eyes. 634 00:39:18,339 --> 00:39:21,797 - Is there a cake? - No, there's no cake. Be quiet. Sit down. 635 00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:25,778 - [Mercedes] Hi, Quinn. - Do you know what's going on? 636 00:39:25,847 --> 00:39:29,613 Your fellow Glee Club members wanna sing a song for you guys... 637 00:39:29,684 --> 00:39:32,244 to let you know how they feel about you. 638 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,413 Uh, what are you gonna sing? 639 00:39:34,489 --> 00:39:37,458 Just listen. The song says everything. 640 00:39:39,828 --> 00:39:43,855 ## [Harmonizing] 641 00:39:48,570 --> 00:39:50,868 ## [Vocalizing] 642 00:39:50,939 --> 00:39:54,773 # Sometimes in our lives # 643 00:39:54,843 --> 00:39:58,506 # We all have pain # 644 00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:01,981 # We all have sorrow # 645 00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:06,282 # But if we are wise # 646 00:40:06,354 --> 00:40:09,289 # We know that there's # 647 00:40:09,357 --> 00:40:11,689 # Always tomorrow # 648 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,627 # Lean on me # 649 00:40:14,696 --> 00:40:17,290 # When you're not strong # 650 00:40:17,365 --> 00:40:19,299 # And I'll be your friend # 651 00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:24,532 # I'll help you carry on # 652 00:40:24,606 --> 00:40:28,064 # For it won't be long # 653 00:40:28,143 --> 00:40:30,805 # Till I'm gonna need # 654 00:40:30,879 --> 00:40:34,542 # Somebody to lean on # 655 00:40:34,616 --> 00:40:35,810 # Just lean on me # 656 00:40:35,884 --> 00:40:38,546 # Call on me, brother Hey # 657 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:40,645 # When you need a hand When you need a hand # 658 00:40:40,722 --> 00:40:42,883 # We all need somebody # 659 00:40:42,957 --> 00:40:45,983 - # To lean on # - # Somebody to lean on # 660 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:49,029 # I just might have a problem # 661 00:40:49,097 --> 00:40:50,928 # That you'll understand # 662 00:40:50,999 --> 00:40:54,400 # We all need somebody # 663 00:40:54,469 --> 00:40:57,870 - # To lean on # - # Oh, whoa, whoa # 664 00:40:57,939 --> 00:40:59,497 - # If # - # If # 665 00:40:59,574 --> 00:41:02,839 - # There is a load # - # There's a load # 666 00:41:02,911 --> 00:41:05,072 - # You have to bear # - # You have to bear # 667 00:41:05,146 --> 00:41:08,843 # That you can't carry # 668 00:41:08,917 --> 00:41:10,578 - # I # - # I am # 669 00:41:10,652 --> 00:41:13,678 - # Am right up the road # - ## [Harmonizing] 670 00:41:13,755 --> 00:41:15,916 # I'll share your load # 671 00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:20,359 # If you just call me # 672 00:41:20,428 --> 00:41:22,988 - # Call me # - # Oh, call me # 673 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,624 - # Call me # - [Mercedes] # When you need a friend # 674 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,760 - # Call me # - [Artie] # Call me # 675 00:41:28,837 --> 00:41:32,034 - # Call me # - # When you need a friend # 676 00:41:32,106 --> 00:41:34,904 - # Call me # - # Call me any time of day # 677 00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:36,534 # Call me # 678 00:41:36,611 --> 00:41:38,442 ## [Vocalizing] 679 00:41:38,513 --> 00:41:41,607 # It won't be long # 680 00:41:41,683 --> 00:41:45,619 # Till I'm gonna need # 681 00:41:45,687 --> 00:41:48,247 # Somebody to lean on # 682 00:41:48,323 --> 00:41:51,417 # Lean on, lean on me # 683 00:41:51,492 --> 00:41:53,892 # Lean on me # 684 00:41:53,962 --> 00:41:56,487 # Lean, lean on me # 685 00:41:56,564 --> 00:41:59,055 - ## [Harmonizing] - ## [Vocalizing] 686 00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:00,896 # Lean on me # 687 00:42:02,136 --> 00:42:05,663 - # Lean on me # - # You can lean on me # 688 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:08,641 - # I'm gonna need # - # Somebody # 689 00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:12,908 # Somebody to lean on # 690 00:42:12,981 --> 00:42:14,949 - # Somebody # - # Hey, hey # 691 00:42:15,016 --> 00:42:17,450 - # To lean on # - # Somebody to lean on # 692 00:42:17,518 --> 00:42:20,783 ## [Vocalizing] 693 00:42:21,923 --> 00:42:26,417 - # Yeah # - # Whoa, ho-ho # 694 00:42:26,494 --> 00:42:28,485 ## [Ends] 695 00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:32,595 ## [Vocalizing] 696 00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:37,934 ## [Harmonic Vocalizing] 697 00:42:52,954 --> 00:42:55,013 ## [Ends] 698 00:43:04,299 --> 00:43:05,288 English - US - SDH extracted by rogard