1 00:00:07,281 --> 00:00:10,113 So here's what you missed on Glee: Emma had a crush on Will, 2 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:11,915 but Will was married. Then Will had a crush on Emma, 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,001 so he got a divorce and he kissed her, 4 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:15,502 - but now she's dating some dude named Carl. - He's my dentist. 5 00:00:15,569 --> 00:00:16,787 It's a total bummer. 6 00:00:16,871 --> 00:00:17,871 Tina told Artie to take a hike... 7 00:00:17,922 --> 00:00:19,339 You're a terrible boyfriend. 8 00:00:19,407 --> 00:00:20,757 ...and then she got the hots for Mike Chang, 9 00:00:20,775 --> 00:00:22,219 and now he's obsessed with getting her back. 10 00:00:22,243 --> 00:00:23,961 I want abs. So much drama! 11 00:00:24,045 --> 00:00:25,078 And that's what you missed on Glee. 12 00:00:27,432 --> 00:00:30,267 All right, who can tell me 13 00:00:30,351 --> 00:00:31,368 who Christopher Cross is? 14 00:00:31,436 --> 00:00:32,603 He discovered America. 15 00:00:33,938 --> 00:00:35,355 Close. 16 00:00:35,423 --> 00:00:37,424 He did write an iconic chart topper: "Sailing." 17 00:00:37,475 --> 00:00:39,359 I have a bad feeling about this lesson. 18 00:00:39,427 --> 00:00:41,044 Never heard of him, don't want to hear about him. 19 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:42,446 Now some people think of the term 20 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:43,964 "Easy Listening" as a bad thing. 21 00:00:44,032 --> 00:00:46,116 But I'm going to let this music speak for itself. 22 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,318 You guys love Lady Gaga and the Rolling Stones... 23 00:00:48,403 --> 00:00:51,038 and you guys are really good about putting it all out there. 24 00:00:51,105 --> 00:00:55,909 But really good music can also be controlled, and restrained. 25 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,461 It doesn't have to attack an audience, 26 00:00:57,545 --> 00:00:59,546 it can let them come to you. 27 00:01:00,195 --> 00:01:01,463 How could you get caught 28 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:02,631 between the moon and New York City? 29 00:01:02,698 --> 00:01:03,582 They're like a hundred miles apart. 30 00:01:03,666 --> 00:01:05,667 Mr. Shue? If I may. 31 00:01:05,118 --> 00:01:07,102 I think I speak for all of us when I say 32 00:01:07,153 --> 00:01:10,406 it's not that we don't love the idea of spending a week 33 00:01:10,457 --> 00:01:12,040 on this silky smooth Adult Contemporary, 34 00:01:12,092 --> 00:01:14,176 it's just that, as teens, this isn't the easiest music 35 00:01:14,227 --> 00:01:15,427 for us to relate to. 36 00:01:15,512 --> 00:01:17,630 However, there is a burgeoning Facebook campaign 37 00:01:17,697 --> 00:01:21,049 that has swelled to over five members. 38 00:01:21,101 --> 00:01:22,985 The ardent demand: That this week, 39 00:01:23,052 --> 00:01:24,737 at the fall homecoming assembly, 40 00:01:24,821 --> 00:01:26,021 the McKinley High School Glee Club 41 00:01:26,072 --> 00:01:28,574 performs a number by... Wait for it... 42 00:01:29,409 --> 00:01:31,026 Ms. Britney Spears. 43 00:01:31,077 --> 00:01:33,195 Spears, Spears, yeah. 44 00:01:34,831 --> 00:01:37,065 Sorry, Kurt, Kurt, sorry. 45 00:01:37,117 --> 00:01:40,502 No, no, no. I don't think she's a very good role model. 46 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:42,671 But, Mr. Shue, we kind of grew of up with her. 47 00:01:42,739 --> 00:01:44,456 She's literally why I wanted to become a peormer. 48 00:01:44,541 --> 00:01:45,924 I don't want to do Britney. 49 00:01:46,009 --> 00:01:47,459 Why no Britney, Brittany? 50 00:01:47,544 --> 00:01:48,927 Because my name is also Brittany Spears. 51 00:01:50,597 --> 00:01:52,131 - What?! - What the hell is she talking about? 52 00:01:52,215 --> 00:01:54,633 My middle name is Susan, my last name is Pierce. 53 00:01:54,718 --> 00:01:56,435 That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. 54 00:01:56,519 --> 00:01:58,137 "Brittany Spierce." 55 00:01:58,204 --> 00:02:00,739 I've lived my entire life in Britney Spear's shadow. 56 00:02:00,807 --> 00:02:02,641 I will never be as talented or as famous. 57 00:02:02,726 --> 00:02:05,144 I hope you'll all respect that I want Glee Club 58 00:02:05,211 --> 00:02:08,096 to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, 59 00:02:08,148 --> 00:02:09,765 can escape the torment of Britney Spears. 60 00:02:11,317 --> 00:02:14,603 Well, there you have it, guys. 61 00:02:14,654 --> 00:02:17,439 It's been decided. No Britney. Sorry. 62 00:02:17,490 --> 00:02:19,324 Thanks, Britt. Thanks a lot. 63 00:02:19,409 --> 00:02:20,876 Leave Brittany alone. 64 00:02:20,943 --> 00:02:23,128 Thank you for understanding. 65 00:02:23,213 --> 00:02:24,580 It's been a hard road. 66 00:02:25,404 --> 00:02:27,716 - Um, can we move on? - Yes. 67 00:02:27,784 --> 00:02:30,622 Let's talk about Michael Bolton. 68 00:02:30,820 --> 00:02:35,290 Sync by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 69 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:37,159 I know that Britney's had some issues in the past, 70 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:38,761 but I actually think it's quite admirable 71 00:02:38,828 --> 00:02:40,179 the way she's gotten her life back together. 72 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:41,514 I mean, hasn't she had, what, like, 73 00:02:41,598 --> 00:02:43,823 three number-one hits in the past two years? 74 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:46,302 She's a single mom raising two kids. 75 00:02:46,353 --> 00:02:48,888 I think she's the perfect symbol for the possibility of rebirth. 76 00:02:48,972 --> 00:02:50,723 I can't... 77 00:02:50,807 --> 00:02:53,476 See, that's your problem, Will. You're too uptight. 78 00:02:53,527 --> 00:02:55,344 - Oh, you're calling me uptight? - Mm-hmm. 79 00:02:55,395 --> 00:02:57,346 The woman who buys hand sanitizer by the barrel? 80 00:02:57,397 --> 00:02:59,965 I admit I have had some control issues in the past, 81 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:01,867 but Carl's been helping me with all of that. 82 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:03,536 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 83 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:04,787 Wow. Um, like how? 84 00:03:04,854 --> 00:03:06,322 Um, so, the other day, he made me buy 85 00:03:06,373 --> 00:03:10,126 the green grapes and the red grapes at the market. 86 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:11,827 and then we just mixed them together in a bowl 87 00:03:11,878 --> 00:03:14,213 and we just ate them. It was madness. Sheer madness. 88 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:15,247 Wow. 89 00:03:15,332 --> 00:03:17,800 You know what, that's fine. 90 00:03:17,868 --> 00:03:19,368 Make fun all you want, but it's a start, 91 00:03:19,419 --> 00:03:21,270 and I am incredibly grateful for it. 92 00:03:21,338 --> 00:03:23,339 Hey, now. Am I interrupting? 93 00:03:23,406 --> 00:03:25,224 Carl, no. Hi. 94 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,775 What are you doing here? 95 00:03:26,843 --> 00:03:29,495 I thought I'd surprise you and take you to lunch. 96 00:03:29,563 --> 00:03:31,514 Oh, I love that look of instant panic 97 00:03:31,565 --> 00:03:33,015 every time I try to change your routine. 98 00:03:33,366 --> 00:03:35,067 Adorable. 99 00:03:35,151 --> 00:03:38,403 And you must be Will. 100 00:03:38,488 --> 00:03:40,072 Emma told me you're the cutest guy in school. 101 00:03:40,156 --> 00:03:41,990 Will, you grind your teeth? 102 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:43,742 I... I don't think so. 103 00:03:43,827 --> 00:03:45,594 Damn it. 104 00:03:45,662 --> 00:03:46,845 What? What's wrong? 105 00:03:46,913 --> 00:03:48,080 Another teenager needs a root canal. 106 00:03:48,148 --> 00:03:49,548 I swear, not one student in this school 107 00:03:49,632 --> 00:03:51,667 is going to have their teeth by the time they're thirty. 108 00:03:51,734 --> 00:03:53,034 Oh, the sugar kids eat today... 109 00:03:53,086 --> 00:03:54,803 Carl has been trying to get the school board 110 00:03:54,871 --> 00:03:56,538 to let him come and do a seminar on good dental hygiene, 111 00:03:56,589 --> 00:03:58,740 but they've been dragging their feet. 112 00:03:58,808 --> 00:04:03,779 - Why don't you come talk to Glee Club? - Well, that would be a dream, Will. 113 00:04:03,847 --> 00:04:05,931 - Yeah. - Yeah, Will, that would be amazing. 114 00:04:06,015 --> 00:04:08,433 I'm usually pretty tight about our rehearsal schedule, 115 00:04:08,518 --> 00:04:11,770 but I think I can loosen the reins a bit for Carl. 116 00:04:11,855 --> 00:04:14,907 - The kids can't sing without teeth, right? - No. 117 00:04:14,991 --> 00:04:17,159 They'd be... They wouldn't be singing. 118 00:04:17,226 --> 00:04:18,527 They'd be gumming. 119 00:04:18,578 --> 00:04:20,028 ♪ Muh-muh-muh-muh... ♪ 120 00:04:22,415 --> 00:04:23,448 Gimme this jacket! 121 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:25,534 Hey, give me that back! I earned that! 122 00:04:25,585 --> 00:04:27,736 This jacket belongs to people who are actually on the team. 123 00:04:27,787 --> 00:04:30,706 But you know what? We're going to restyle it 124 00:04:30,757 --> 00:04:34,075 to represent the obvious duality in your sexuality. 125 00:04:35,704 --> 00:04:37,289 Ooh...! 126 00:04:39,799 --> 00:04:41,683 - Oh, you're trying to swing at me? - Swing, huh? 127 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:42,935 Come on, swing at me. 128 00:04:43,019 --> 00:04:44,419 - Come on! Come on! - Come on, let's go! 129 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:45,854 Sorry to interrupt. 130 00:04:45,922 --> 00:04:47,556 I'm actually glad you're here to see this. 131 00:04:47,607 --> 00:04:49,725 Finn, I just wanted to apologize 132 00:04:49,776 --> 00:04:51,143 for getting you kicked off the football team. 133 00:04:51,227 --> 00:04:53,228 I just hope there's no hard feelings. 134 00:04:55,398 --> 00:04:56,615 So what are you guys talking about? 135 00:04:56,699 --> 00:04:58,116 - Dude, take him. - This wheelchair kid 136 00:04:58,201 --> 00:05:00,369 is in the way, man. What if I knock him over or something? 137 00:05:00,436 --> 00:05:02,154 There's something not right about 138 00:05:02,222 --> 00:05:04,206 - hitting a kid in a wheelchair. - You know, the only thing 139 00:05:04,273 --> 00:05:06,742 that's saving you right now is my moral code. 140 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:09,878 I don't hit crippled people. But I'll be back. 141 00:05:09,946 --> 00:05:11,330 We're gonna be back. 142 00:05:17,303 --> 00:05:18,637 All right, so here's the deal. 143 00:05:18,721 --> 00:05:20,389 You chew this little capsule. Now if there's 144 00:05:20,456 --> 00:05:21,807 any plaque you missed, 145 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:23,425 the dye will stick to it and turn your teeth blue. 146 00:05:23,476 --> 00:05:25,928 Can I just say that you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen? 147 00:05:25,979 --> 00:05:28,129 - I get that all the time. - No, like, seriously, 148 00:05:28,181 --> 00:05:29,348 you can totally drill me whenever... 149 00:05:29,432 --> 00:05:32,100 Santana. Okay, let's stay focused. 150 00:05:32,151 --> 00:05:33,735 Rock n' roll, Emms. 151 00:05:33,803 --> 00:05:35,487 And besides, this guy... 152 00:05:35,572 --> 00:05:37,573 now this guy's pretty easy on the eyes too, huh? 153 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,025 And you know what? No matter how hard I tried, 154 00:05:40,109 --> 00:05:41,827 I bet I couldn't sing and dance like him. 155 00:05:41,911 --> 00:05:43,645 Uh, probably not. 156 00:05:43,696 --> 00:05:46,331 All right, let's take a look at those chompers, huh? 157 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:47,916 Before we chew, I would just like to alert 158 00:05:47,984 --> 00:05:49,501 Mr. Shue that there's been a new addition 159 00:05:49,586 --> 00:05:51,670 to the Britney Spears Facebook campaign. 160 00:05:51,738 --> 00:05:53,321 Sorry. The answer's still no. 161 00:05:53,373 --> 00:05:55,707 Capsules, guys. 162 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:57,459 Yes, chew away. Chew, chew. 163 00:06:09,872 --> 00:06:11,640 Oh, my God! 164 00:06:12,809 --> 00:06:13,642 What? 165 00:06:14,543 --> 00:06:16,044 Aw! 166 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:17,746 I don't understand. 167 00:06:17,814 --> 00:06:19,714 - I floss between classes. - Well, sometimes it's genetics. 168 00:06:19,765 --> 00:06:21,683 I think I might be better 169 00:06:21,734 --> 00:06:23,768 at brushing and flossing if I could see myself in the mirror. 170 00:06:23,853 --> 00:06:24,853 There you go, blue tooth. 171 00:06:24,904 --> 00:06:26,071 I don't brush my teeth. 172 00:06:26,155 --> 00:06:27,989 I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. 173 00:06:28,057 --> 00:06:30,558 I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist. 174 00:06:30,610 --> 00:06:31,610 I got this, Em. 175 00:06:31,694 --> 00:06:33,578 With some deep bleaching or scaling, 176 00:06:33,663 --> 00:06:35,280 you'll be as good as new. 177 00:06:35,364 --> 00:06:36,414 All right, open up. 178 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:39,334 Nah, close. 179 00:06:40,536 --> 00:06:41,369 Close again. 180 00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:46,191 This room looks like the one on that spaceship 181 00:06:46,259 --> 00:06:47,259 where I got probed. 182 00:06:47,326 --> 00:06:49,177 So, Brittany, you, uh, 183 00:06:49,245 --> 00:06:51,112 you have the the worst teeth I've ever seen. 184 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,298 You have cavities in every single tooth. 185 00:06:53,382 --> 00:06:55,416 This has got to be some sort of record. 186 00:06:55,468 --> 00:06:56,918 Please don't pull all my teeth. 187 00:06:56,969 --> 00:06:59,420 My smile will look like an adult baby but with boobs. 188 00:06:59,472 --> 00:07:01,056 All right, I'm going to put you under 189 00:07:01,107 --> 00:07:02,057 with a little general anesthesia. 190 00:07:02,108 --> 00:07:03,258 You won't feel a thing. 191 00:07:03,309 --> 00:07:04,509 Like roofies? 192 00:07:04,577 --> 00:07:07,445 Yeah, totally. 193 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,482 I'll put on Pandora... 194 00:07:10,566 --> 00:07:11,700 ...and you just relax. 195 00:07:12,869 --> 00:07:14,786 Oh, no, not Britney. 196 00:07:26,582 --> 00:07:30,585 ♪ All you people look at me like I'm a little girl. ♪ 197 00:07:30,636 --> 00:07:33,004 ♪ Well, did you ever think it'd be okay ♪ 198 00:07:33,089 --> 00:07:35,423 ♪ for me to step into this world? ♪ 199 00:07:35,474 --> 00:07:40,178 ♪ Always saying little girl don't step into the club. ♪ 200 00:07:40,263 --> 00:07:41,963 ♪ Well, I'm just trying to find out why, ♪ 201 00:07:42,014 --> 00:07:43,064 ♪ 'cause dancing's what I love. ♪ 202 00:07:43,132 --> 00:07:44,399 ♪ Now watch me. ♪ 203 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:46,401 ♪ Get it, get it, get it, get it, ooh... ♪ 204 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:48,303 ♪ Get it, get it, do you like it? ♪ 205 00:07:48,354 --> 00:07:50,589 ♪ Get it, get it, get it, get it... ♪ 206 00:07:50,673 --> 00:07:52,073 ♪ It just feels good. ♪ 207 00:07:52,124 --> 00:07:56,461 ♪ I'm a slave for you. ♪ 208 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:59,130 ♪ I cannot help it. ♪ 209 00:07:59,215 --> 00:08:00,849 ♪ I cannot control it. ♪ 210 00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:05,353 ♪ I'm a slave for you. ♪ 211 00:08:05,421 --> 00:08:07,422 ♪ I won't deny it. ♪ 212 00:08:07,473 --> 00:08:09,808 ♪ I'm not trying to hide it. ♪ 213 00:08:09,892 --> 00:08:11,810 ♪ I know I may come off quiet, ♪ 214 00:08:11,894 --> 00:08:14,429 ♪ I may come off shy. ♪ 215 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,731 ♪ But I feel like talking, feel like dancing ♪ 216 00:08:16,782 --> 00:08:18,433 ♪ when I see this guy. ♪ 217 00:08:18,484 --> 00:08:20,852 ♪ What's practical is logical. ♪ 218 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,271 ♪ What the hell, who cares? ♪ 219 00:08:23,322 --> 00:08:25,073 ♪ All I know is I'm so happy ♪ 220 00:08:25,141 --> 00:08:27,175 ♪ when you're dancing there. ♪ 221 00:08:27,242 --> 00:08:31,546 ♪ Baby, don't you wanna dance upon me? ♪ 222 00:08:31,597 --> 00:08:33,715 ♪ I just want to dance next to you. ♪ 223 00:08:33,766 --> 00:08:36,801 ♪ At another time and place. ♪ 224 00:08:36,886 --> 00:08:42,223 ♪ Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance upon me? ♪ ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 225 00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:44,976 ♪ Leaving behind my name and date. ♪ ♪ Let's go. ♪ 226 00:08:45,061 --> 00:08:47,095 ♪ Get it, get it, get it, get it, ooh... ♪ 227 00:08:47,146 --> 00:08:48,780 ♪ Get it, get it, whoa... ♪ 228 00:08:48,864 --> 00:08:51,149 ♪ Get it, get it, get it, get it... ♪ 229 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:52,367 ♪ Oh... ♪ 230 00:08:54,203 --> 00:08:57,622 ♪ I'm a slave for you. ♪ ♪ Here we go now. ♪ 231 00:08:57,707 --> 00:08:58,823 ♪ Here we go now. ♪ 232 00:08:58,908 --> 00:09:00,775 ♪ I cannot help it. ♪ 233 00:09:00,826 --> 00:09:02,861 ♪ I cannot control it. ♪ 234 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:05,914 ♪ I'm a slave for you. ♪ 235 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:07,248 ♪ Here we go. ♪ 236 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,633 ♪ I won't deny it. ♪ 237 00:09:08,718 --> 00:09:10,451 ♪ I'm not trying to hide it. ♪ 238 00:09:10,503 --> 00:09:13,171 ♪ Yeah, like that. ♪ 239 00:09:13,255 --> 00:09:14,272 Brittany? 240 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:15,807 Brittany, wake up. 241 00:09:15,891 --> 00:09:17,692 All right, you're going to feel a little nauseous. 242 00:09:19,294 --> 00:09:21,046 I petted a snake. 243 00:09:21,113 --> 00:09:22,764 Mm. Rock on. 244 00:09:22,815 --> 00:09:24,799 I'm going to have to see you tomorrow. 245 00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:28,086 You have 68 cavities. I couldn't get 'em all today. 246 00:09:28,154 --> 00:09:30,855 Can I have a blue toothbrush? 247 00:09:30,923 --> 00:09:33,325 - I'll give you a hundred toothbrushes. - Okay. 248 00:09:33,392 --> 00:09:35,493 Are you a cat? 249 00:09:35,578 --> 00:09:36,895 No. 250 00:09:36,962 --> 00:09:38,196 You all right? 251 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,781 You seem a little down. 252 00:09:39,832 --> 00:09:41,750 Didn't you like the banana bread I baked you? 253 00:09:41,817 --> 00:09:43,585 Yeah, it was awesome. 254 00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:45,670 It's just... How do you feel about me 255 00:09:45,755 --> 00:09:47,956 not being on the football team anymore? 256 00:09:48,007 --> 00:09:49,708 I'm actually kind of happy about it. 257 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:52,177 Then I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing 258 00:09:52,261 --> 00:09:54,012 at your bedside if you were in a coma. 259 00:09:54,096 --> 00:09:56,131 Yeah. 260 00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:58,099 I'm just so not cool now, you know. 261 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,684 Well, it's just less of a chance 262 00:09:59,719 --> 00:10:01,335 of you running off with some cheerleader. 263 00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:03,605 Wait, so you want me to feel bad about myself? 264 00:10:03,672 --> 00:10:05,106 No, I just... 265 00:10:05,174 --> 00:10:06,858 I want to be the only thing that makes you feel good. 266 00:10:08,561 --> 00:10:09,778 I'm just trying to be honest. 267 00:10:09,845 --> 00:10:11,896 Hey, dwarf, anyone ever tell you 268 00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:13,698 that you dress like one of the bait girls 269 00:10:13,783 --> 00:10:15,516 - on To Catch a Predator? - Also, I'm more talented than you. 270 00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:18,486 You could have defended me. 271 00:10:18,554 --> 00:10:20,121 Well, Santana has a point. 272 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,158 Just trying to be honest. 273 00:10:28,548 --> 00:10:31,756 So, Santana, I'm looking at your charts and your X-rays. 274 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,458 Your teeth are perfect. 275 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:34,609 That's right. 276 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,177 Well, I can't just put you under. 277 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,813 Anesthesia isn't something to joke about. It's serious. 278 00:10:38,881 --> 00:10:40,999 Okay, listen, my dad's a doctor. 279 00:10:41,066 --> 00:10:43,301 And not a "tooth doctor," a real one. 280 00:10:43,369 --> 00:10:44,636 He, like, went to college or something. 281 00:10:44,703 --> 00:10:46,604 Which means I have a killer health care plan 282 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,139 that pretty much pays for everything. 283 00:10:48,207 --> 00:10:51,809 So get up in my grill, 'cause Britts and I wants 284 00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:53,061 to get our anesthesia on. 285 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:55,096 It's totally cool. 286 00:10:55,147 --> 00:10:56,764 Hmm, okay, I guess I can give you 287 00:10:56,815 --> 00:10:58,066 a super strong bleaching. 288 00:10:58,133 --> 00:11:00,368 - Hmm. - Can I turn the radio on? 289 00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:02,220 We've got it covered. 290 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:07,492 ♪ All my people in the crowd, grab a partner, take it down. ♪ 291 00:11:07,576 --> 00:11:09,544 ♪ It's me against the music, uh-huh. ♪ 292 00:11:09,611 --> 00:11:11,079 ♪ It's just me. ♪ ♪ And me. ♪ 293 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,413 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 294 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,132 ♪ Come on. ♪ ♪ Huh! Ah! ♪ 295 00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:16,751 ♪ Hey, Brittany. ♪ 296 00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:19,420 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 297 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,923 ♪ Uh-huh. ♪ 298 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:24,892 ♪ Are you? ♪ ♪ Ooh... No one cares. ♪ 299 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,210 ♪ It's flipping my hair. ♪ 300 00:11:26,278 --> 00:11:27,562 ♪ It's pulling my waist. ♪ 301 00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:29,263 ♪ To hell with stares. ♪ 302 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:33,151 ♪ The sweat is dripping all over my face and no one's there. ♪ 303 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,319 ♪ I'm the only one dancing up in this place. ♪ 304 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:36,971 ♪ It's just me, tonight I'm here. ♪ 305 00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:39,407 ♪ Feel the beat of the drum, gotta get with that bass. ♪ 306 00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:41,159 ♪ I'm up against the speaker trying to take on the music. ♪ 307 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,677 ♪ It's like a competition, me against the beat. ♪ 308 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,379 ♪ I want to get in the zone. ♪ 309 00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:46,247 ♪ I want to get in the zone, I want to get in the zone. ♪ 310 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,782 ♪ If you really want to battle, ♪ 311 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,150 ♪ saddle up and get your rhythm. ♪ 312 00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:50,752 ♪ Trying to hit it chic-a-tah in the middle. ♪ 313 00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:52,754 ♪ I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on. ♪ 314 00:11:52,821 --> 00:11:55,506 ♪ I'm a take a you on. ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey... ♪ 315 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:59,777 ♪ All my people on the floor, let me see you dance. ♪ ♪ Let me see ya. ♪ 316 00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:03,448 ♪ All my people wanting more, let me see you dance. ♪ ♪ I wanna see ya. ♪ 317 00:12:03,532 --> 00:12:06,067 ♪ All my people round and round, let me see you dance. ♪ 318 00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:08,119 ♪ Let me see ya. ♪ 319 00:12:08,203 --> 00:12:10,538 ♪ All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance. ♪ 320 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,539 ♪ I wanna see ya. ♪ 321 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,491 ♪ Get on the floor. ♪ 322 00:12:13,575 --> 00:12:15,410 ♪ Baby, lose control, yeah. ♪ 323 00:12:15,461 --> 00:12:19,213 ♪ Just work your body and let it go. ♪ ♪ Let it go. ♪ 324 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:23,451 ♪ If you wanna party, just grab somebody. ♪ 325 00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:28,070 ♪ Hey, Brittany, we can dance all night long. ♪ 326 00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:33,107 ♪ Hey, Brittany, you say you want to lose control. ♪ 327 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,463 ♪ Come over here, I got something to show ya. ♪ 328 00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:41,152 ♪ Sexy lady, I'd rather see you bare your soul. ♪ 329 00:12:41,236 --> 00:12:43,521 ♪ Yeah, you think you're so hot, better show me what you got. ♪ 330 00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:47,358 ♪ All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance. ♪ 331 00:12:47,443 --> 00:12:49,277 ♪ Come on, Brittany, lose control. ♪ 332 00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:51,496 ♪ Watch you take it down. ♪ ♪ Get down. ♪ 333 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:55,533 ♪ Get on the floor, baby, lose control. ♪ 334 00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:59,287 ♪ Just work your body and let it go. ♪ 335 00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:04,542 ♪ If you want to party, just grab somebody. ♪ 336 00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:07,828 ♪ Hey, Brittany, we can dance all night long. ♪ 337 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,998 ♪ All my people on the floor, say let me see you dance. ♪ ♪ I wanna see ya. ♪ 338 00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:14,185 ♪ All my people in the crowd, say let me see you dance. ♪ 339 00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:15,686 ♪ I wanna see ya. ♪ 340 00:13:15,771 --> 00:13:19,190 ♪ All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance. ♪ 341 00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:21,108 ♪ Come on, Brittany, lose control. ♪ 342 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,060 ♪ Watch you take it down. ♪ 343 00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:25,946 You're really hot. 344 00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:27,248 You're sweet. 345 00:13:27,299 --> 00:13:28,749 And your breath smells really good. 346 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,134 So does yours, 347 00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:31,552 and you know why? 348 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,753 Because this is a fantasy. 349 00:13:32,804 --> 00:13:33,888 Wow. 350 00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:40,794 ...making Christopher Cross a Golden Globe, Oscar, 351 00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:43,064 and five-time Grammy Award winner. 352 00:13:43,131 --> 00:13:45,650 - Brittany. - I would just like to say that from now on, 353 00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:48,302 I demand to have every solo in Glee Club. 354 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,271 - What? - When I had my teeth cleaned, 355 00:13:50,322 --> 00:13:52,440 I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. 356 00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:54,508 I sang and danced better than her. 357 00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:57,028 Now I realize what a powerful woman I truly am. 358 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,797 I went with her, and I had a Britney fantasy, too. 359 00:13:59,865 --> 00:14:02,284 Although now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not really sure 360 00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:04,118 how our fantasies combined. 361 00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:05,269 That doesn't make any sense. 362 00:14:05,337 --> 00:14:06,871 See, Mr. Shue? I told you. 363 00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:09,957 Britney Spears busted our Brit out of her everyday, fragmented 364 00:14:10,025 --> 00:14:11,592 haze of confusion and gave her 365 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,160 the confidence to step up and perform. 366 00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:15,262 I'm more talented than all of you. 367 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,514 I see that clearly now. 368 00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:18,049 It's Brittany, bitch. 369 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:21,302 Guys, we're not doing Britney Spears, and that's that. 370 00:14:21,353 --> 00:14:23,270 Mr. Shue, you're letting your own personal issues 371 00:14:23,338 --> 00:14:24,772 get in the way of something that 372 00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,892 we are all telling you we really want to do. 373 00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:30,844 I mean, this club regularly pays tribute to pop culture, 374 00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,846 and Britney Spears is pop culture! 375 00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:34,198 To suggest otherwise is heretical! 376 00:14:34,282 --> 00:14:35,816 Kurt, I'm done talking about this! 377 00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:38,619 Geez! Let loose a little, would you?! 378 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:41,155 Stop being so frickin' uptight all the time! 379 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:43,908 Kurt... 380 00:14:47,245 --> 00:14:48,629 ...I'll see you in the Principal's office. 381 00:14:48,697 --> 00:14:49,497 Uh-oh... 382 00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:57,888 Ah... 383 00:14:57,912 --> 00:15:00,236 Ah... ♪ Ah... ♪ 384 00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:01,976 ♪ Ah... ♪ 385 00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:03,594 All right. Evidence of some grinding. 386 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,563 I'll set you up with a night guard. 387 00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:06,814 Fantastic. 388 00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,382 Happy to do it. 389 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:11,252 - All right, can we stop this right now? - What? 390 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:13,854 Well, this is clearly awkward for the two of us. 391 00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:18,609 All right, let's talk it out, bro-to-bro. 392 00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:21,245 Fine. Bro. 393 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:24,198 I still have feelings for Emma. Strong feelings. 394 00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:25,566 So do I. 395 00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:27,234 The difference is she chose me. 396 00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:29,704 I don't know what's gonna happen with Emma and I, 397 00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:31,872 but I do ask is that you back off until we figure it out. 398 00:15:31,923 --> 00:15:35,209 What if I tell you that I don't think I could do that? 399 00:15:35,277 --> 00:15:36,327 Rinse. 400 00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:40,414 Will, put yourself in my shoes. 401 00:15:40,465 --> 00:15:42,299 I mean, say it doesn't work out 402 00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:45,553 between the two of us, and she chooses to go back to you. 403 00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:48,072 How would you feel if I continue to come after her? 404 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,691 Okay, fine. I'll back off. 405 00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:53,861 But the second she starts leaning my way, I am back in. 406 00:15:53,928 --> 00:15:54,812 Deal? 407 00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:56,781 Deal. Now open back up. 408 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,199 I want to continue this examination. 409 00:16:00,118 --> 00:16:01,619 - Ah... - No more "Ah's". 410 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:02,953 - Oh. - You know what? 411 00:16:03,038 --> 00:16:04,655 I got just the thing for you. 412 00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,911 Candy? 413 00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:12,296 You gotta loosen up and bang, bro. 414 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,614 I mean, you're grinding 415 00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:15,416 those beautiful little teeth down to nubs. 416 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,117 You know, I honestly think that's why you 417 00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:18,552 and Emma didn't work out. 418 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,954 There's not an impulsive bone between the two of you. 419 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,122 And you think eating candy is gonna change that? 420 00:16:22,174 --> 00:16:23,457 You gotta get ridiculous, bro. 421 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:24,759 You gotta just start doing 422 00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:26,060 things that feel good for no good reason. 423 00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:28,512 You know, I used to get up at the same time 424 00:16:28,597 --> 00:16:30,297 ever day and have the same eggs. 425 00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:31,682 Then, one day, I'm driving the hybrid to work, 426 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:32,966 I pass a Chevy dealership. 427 00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:34,935 The new Corvettes had just come in, so I stopped 428 00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:37,188 right on the spot, I make a U-turn and I buy one. 429 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:39,607 Now I take the top down, take Emma for a spin, 430 00:16:39,658 --> 00:16:41,826 she doesn't even care if her hair gets messed up. 431 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:42,777 You follow me? 432 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,415 Hey, Rachel. 433 00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:49,834 Hey, Mr. Shue. 434 00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:52,470 You all set? You need me to stay with you or anything? 435 00:16:52,537 --> 00:16:54,755 No, I've been taking herbal anti-anxiety pills and reading 436 00:16:54,823 --> 00:16:57,341 The Unauthorized Biography of Britney Spears to stay calm. 437 00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,660 I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me 438 00:16:59,711 --> 00:17:00,828 and I attack them. 439 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:02,179 Are you okay? 440 00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:03,380 Did you have a cavity or something? 441 00:17:03,465 --> 00:17:04,765 Is that candy? 442 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,467 I'm fine. 443 00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:08,886 Good luck. 444 00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:34,194 ♪ Oh, baby, baby... ♪ 445 00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:37,882 ♪ Oh, baby, baby... ♪ 446 00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:43,203 ♪ Oh, baby, baby, ♪ 447 00:17:43,255 --> 00:17:46,590 ♪ how was I supposed to know ♪ 448 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,562 ♪ that something wasn't right? Yeah... ♪ 449 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:58,769 ♪ Oh, baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go, ♪ 450 00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:01,605 ♪ and now you're out of sight, yeah... ♪ 451 00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:06,026 ♪ Show me how you want it to be... ♪ 452 00:18:06,077 --> 00:18:10,781 ♪ Tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, ♪ 453 00:18:10,866 --> 00:18:17,404 ♪ just because my loneliness is killing me, and I... ♪ 454 00:18:17,455 --> 00:18:21,175 ♪ I must confess I still believe... ♪ 455 00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:22,576 ♪ Still believe... ♪ 456 00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:26,430 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind. ♪ 457 00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:29,583 ♪ Give me a sign! ♪ 458 00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:33,086 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time! ♪ 459 00:18:33,138 --> 00:18:34,588 ♪ Oh, baby, baby... ♪ 460 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,910 ♪ Yeah, hey, oh, baby, baby... ♪ 461 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:43,163 ♪ Yeah, hey, yeah... ♪ 462 00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:45,132 ♪ Oh, baby, baby, ♪ 463 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:50,554 ♪ how was I supposed to know? ♪ 464 00:18:53,308 --> 00:19:03,133 ♪ Oh, pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go. ♪ 465 00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,718 ♪ I must confess ♪ 466 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:10,758 ♪ that my loneliness is killing me now. ♪ 467 00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:14,545 ♪ Don't you know I still believe? ♪ 468 00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:17,548 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind. ♪ 469 00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:21,252 ♪ Give me a sign! ♪ 470 00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:24,755 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time! ♪ 471 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,339 Rachel? 472 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,842 Rachel, wake up. 473 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,028 You Glee kids are impossible to work on. 474 00:19:31,112 --> 00:19:34,348 You're always moving around when you're under. 475 00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:35,899 Is this real life? 476 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,408 Hey, take my hoodie. You look cold. 477 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,576 It's okay, I'm... 478 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,411 Wait, you mean you don't like my new look? 479 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,080 Don't you think it's a bit much? 480 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,165 I mean, I think that guy just broke up 481 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,284 with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you. 482 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,835 I'm just doing what you told me. 483 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,171 Besides, it's not like when I went all sad clown hooker 484 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,839 and put on that ridiculous Grease cat suit. 485 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,675 This is just like my regular look with the volume turned up. 486 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,094 Ooh, baby, you can hit me 487 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,428 as many times as you want 488 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,629 as long as you got that on. 489 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,517 How come all the gay guys always get the hottest chicks? 490 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,051 You see what I'm talking about? 491 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:21,553 They're personifying you. 492 00:20:21,604 --> 00:20:23,021 Objectifying. 493 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,524 Whatever! Just tell me 494 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,692 why it's okay for you to feel safer with me 495 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,060 not on the football team, 496 00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:31,262 but it's not okay for me to feel safer with you 497 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,397 in your old reindeer sweater? 498 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,615 Look, I see your point. 499 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:34,616 In order for this relationship to work, 500 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,984 we can't control each other. 501 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,604 So you have my blessing to rejoin the football team... 502 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,623 If you can. 503 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,793 It looks like a Jewish cloud. 504 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,447 What do you want for her? 505 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,383 I'll give you anything. I'll give you my house. 506 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,418 I'll kill my parents and I'll give you my house. 507 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,922 Wanky, wanky! 508 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,343 I kinda liked your old car. 509 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,478 That car was a metaphor for everything that was wrong 510 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,463 with my life, my fear of change. 511 00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:10,602 That dragging muffler was like the chains of Marley's Ghost. 512 00:21:10,653 --> 00:21:15,640 Now they're gone and I feel like a free man! 513 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,492 By buying the same car as Carl? 514 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,028 His didn't have heated seats. 515 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,664 Oh, come on, Emma, I'm just doing everything 516 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,115 you said I should do. 517 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:28,630 I'm loosening up, and I feel amazing! 518 00:21:29,734 --> 00:21:31,118 Let's take her for a spin. 519 00:21:33,071 --> 00:21:34,622 Oh, this is my jam! 520 00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:37,024 ♪ Well, it's not that far to paradise, ♪ 521 00:21:37,075 --> 00:21:41,462 ♪ at least it's not for me. ♪ 522 00:21:41,529 --> 00:21:45,699 ♪ And if the wind is right, we can sail away ♪ 523 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:46,884 ♪ and find tranquility... ♪ 524 00:21:49,037 --> 00:21:50,871 Get out of the car! 525 00:21:50,922 --> 00:21:52,181 Watch this. 526 00:21:52,217 --> 00:21:53,484 I'm taking this back to the dealer. 527 00:21:53,551 --> 00:21:55,348 Oh, hey, home wrecker! 528 00:21:55,371 --> 00:21:57,609 Do I have to remind you that we are divorced?! 529 00:21:57,633 --> 00:22:00,130 I am reminded every month when I get my spousal support check! 530 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,671 The one that I know you can't send me 531 00:22:01,682 --> 00:22:04,277 if you're buying a car that you can't afford! 532 00:22:05,029 --> 00:22:06,403 Emma. 533 00:22:07,503 --> 00:22:09,940 You know what? Actually... 534 00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:12,292 I think you should keep this car. 535 00:22:12,377 --> 00:22:15,913 You should enjoy it, you know, at least until they repossess it. 536 00:22:15,964 --> 00:22:18,582 But just don't buy any more big-ticket items, okay? 537 00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,717 Why is that? 538 00:22:20,785 --> 00:22:23,170 Because someday you are going to come to your senses, Will, 539 00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:25,839 and you're going to get over that little Miss Crazypants, 540 00:22:25,924 --> 00:22:28,258 and you're going to come back to the one woman 541 00:22:28,309 --> 00:22:30,293 who really knows how to love you. 542 00:22:31,412 --> 00:22:34,965 And I just don't want you to have blown all of our savings when you do. 543 00:22:42,974 --> 00:22:44,474 Damn! 544 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,497 Well, Rachel, congratulations. 545 00:22:50,582 --> 00:22:52,249 Normally, you dress like the fantasy 546 00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:53,984 of a perverted Japanese businessman 547 00:22:54,035 --> 00:22:55,986 with a very dark, specific fetish, 548 00:22:56,037 --> 00:22:57,821 but I actually dig this look. 549 00:22:57,872 --> 00:22:59,373 - Yay. - Thank you. 550 00:22:59,457 --> 00:23:01,575 I think what Santana is trying to say, Rachel, 551 00:23:01,643 --> 00:23:03,760 though I risk expulsion by saying so, 552 00:23:03,828 --> 00:23:07,581 is that it seems Britney Spears has really helped you blossom. 553 00:23:07,649 --> 00:23:09,165 That's all. 554 00:23:09,217 --> 00:23:11,802 Wait. Rachel, is that true? 555 00:23:11,853 --> 00:23:14,221 I mean, you are sort of dressing differently. 556 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,772 Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy... 557 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,008 - Hey, hey. - Look, all I know is that I had 558 00:23:18,059 --> 00:23:20,010 a very vivid Britney Spears fantasy at the dentist, 559 00:23:20,061 --> 00:23:21,845 and since then, it's made me feel free 560 00:23:21,896 --> 00:23:23,614 to get out of my own way. 561 00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,716 I think I've just always been afraid 562 00:23:25,783 --> 00:23:27,150 to dress like a pretty girl 563 00:23:27,218 --> 00:23:29,286 because I've never really felt like one before. 564 00:23:29,354 --> 00:23:31,288 Now I realize it's okay to feel that way 565 00:23:31,355 --> 00:23:32,656 about yourself every now and again. 566 00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:34,658 And maybe it's a good thing. 567 00:23:34,709 --> 00:23:38,045 It's such a good thing. I can't believe it. 568 00:23:38,129 --> 00:23:39,463 William, a word. 569 00:23:43,568 --> 00:23:44,668 You have got to be kidding me. 570 00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:47,638 I was headed to the library computers late last night 571 00:23:47,705 --> 00:23:50,007 to score my Cheerios some cheap tickets on one of those 572 00:23:50,058 --> 00:23:51,892 off-brand airlines with shoddy safety records... 573 00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:54,061 you know, to fly my JV squad, 574 00:23:54,145 --> 00:23:55,378 so if the plane did go down, 575 00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:56,880 well, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. 576 00:23:56,931 --> 00:23:59,983 But then... Horror! 577 00:24:00,051 --> 00:24:01,768 Rachel, are you aware you've never 578 00:24:01,853 --> 00:24:03,186 been hotter than you are right now 579 00:24:03,237 --> 00:24:04,571 - dressed as Britney Spears? - Thank you. 580 00:24:04,639 --> 00:24:06,607 Can I put some clothes on, please? 581 00:24:06,674 --> 00:24:08,041 No. 582 00:24:08,109 --> 00:24:10,277 I want you to feel the beads of your own sweaty, 583 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:13,113 depraved stank dripping down your butt crack. 584 00:24:13,197 --> 00:24:15,649 Rachel Berry was dressing like Britney Spears, 585 00:24:15,717 --> 00:24:17,219 - and I was titillated. - Oh, dear God, 586 00:24:17,231 --> 00:24:18,986 please don't ever say that word again. 587 00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:20,924 Can I go now, please? 588 00:24:20,947 --> 00:24:24,376 You're going to have to turn around when I stand up. 589 00:24:24,388 --> 00:24:26,843 if you know what I mean. 590 00:24:27,784 --> 00:24:29,880 That is really gross, Sue, but they're kids. 591 00:24:29,931 --> 00:24:31,448 Hormones. 592 00:24:31,516 --> 00:24:34,051 William, I realize you're still mourning the loss 593 00:24:34,102 --> 00:24:36,436 of that bony redheaded hominid you're in love with. 594 00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:37,754 I understand that. 595 00:24:37,805 --> 00:24:39,773 I also understand that you bought 596 00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:41,675 a brand-new car to impress her. 597 00:24:41,743 --> 00:24:43,593 You're flailing, William. 598 00:24:43,645 --> 00:24:45,762 Now, I'm secretly hoping it's a midlife crisis, 599 00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:47,314 which means you're halfway to an early death, 600 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,983 affording me a blissful, demented convalescence 601 00:24:50,051 --> 00:24:52,269 spent peeing on your grave. 602 00:24:52,337 --> 00:24:54,454 What's your point, Sue? 603 00:24:54,539 --> 00:24:56,707 Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact 604 00:24:56,774 --> 00:24:58,558 that Britney Spears is a genius 605 00:24:58,626 --> 00:25:00,911 pop-culture provocateur and a gateway drug 606 00:25:00,962 --> 00:25:03,714 to every out-of-control impulse ever created. 607 00:25:03,781 --> 00:25:06,333 This school is a powder keg of sexual deviance, William, 608 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,984 and in my office, 609 00:25:08,052 --> 00:25:11,505 I have a chair with a naked butt sweat stain to prove it. 610 00:25:11,589 --> 00:25:13,040 I'm not kidding. 611 00:25:13,107 --> 00:25:15,625 It's like an inkblot test, that butt sweat stain. 612 00:25:15,693 --> 00:25:17,611 Stare into it, William, 613 00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:21,565 and you will see the light of all that is good go out of the world. 614 00:25:25,603 --> 00:25:27,571 Wait just a second, now. 615 00:25:27,638 --> 00:25:29,089 You look more confused than ever. 616 00:25:29,157 --> 00:25:32,308 Is your Glee Club doing Britney Spears music? 617 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,195 Is that why Rachel was wearing that inappropriate outfit? 618 00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:37,147 No. 619 00:25:37,198 --> 00:25:40,333 No, we are not doing Britney. 620 00:25:40,401 --> 00:25:43,453 Okay. Just checking. 621 00:25:52,472 --> 00:25:54,589 I'm serious. You should put ranch dressing on it. 622 00:25:54,607 --> 00:25:58,123 - On pizza? - Yeah, it's delicious. You should try it. 623 00:25:58,147 --> 00:26:00,378 I'm 100% in love with you right now. 624 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:02,870 Hey, Britney. 625 00:26:02,882 --> 00:26:04,561 Oh, hey, Artie. 626 00:26:04,579 --> 00:26:05,812 Girl, you are such a fool 627 00:26:05,863 --> 00:26:07,552 for breaking up with such a sweetheart. 628 00:26:07,575 --> 00:26:09,249 I know, Britney. 629 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,801 Artie, I'm sorry. 630 00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,153 And I'm stronger. 631 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:14,888 I'm serious. You're hot. 632 00:26:17,759 --> 00:26:20,260 ♪ Ooh, hey, yeah... ♪ 633 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:26,717 ♪ Hush, just stop ♪ 634 00:26:26,801 --> 00:26:30,387 ♪ There's nothing you can do or say, ♪ 635 00:26:30,471 --> 00:26:32,472 ♪ baby. ♪ 636 00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:35,058 ♪ I've had enough. ♪ 637 00:26:35,143 --> 00:26:39,529 ♪ I'm not your property as from today, ♪ 638 00:26:39,614 --> 00:26:41,531 ♪ baby. ♪ 639 00:26:41,616 --> 00:26:45,252 ♪ You might think that I ♪ 640 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,989 ♪ won't make it on my own, ♪ 641 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:54,161 ♪ but now I'm stronger than yesterday. ♪ 642 00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:58,531 ♪ Now it's nothing but my way. ♪ 643 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:05,672 ♪ My loneliness ain't killing me no more. ♪ 644 00:27:05,723 --> 00:27:10,594 ♪ I am stronger. ♪ 645 00:27:10,678 --> 00:27:12,596 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 646 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,681 ♪ Here I go on my own. ♪ 647 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:19,319 ♪ I don't need nobody, better off alone. ♪ 648 00:27:20,738 --> 00:27:24,024 ♪ Here I go on my own now. ♪ 649 00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:28,561 ♪ I don't need nobody, not anybody. ♪ 650 00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:34,034 ♪ Here I go... ♪ 651 00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:40,707 ♪ Here I go. ♪ 652 00:27:40,758 --> 00:27:44,628 ♪ Stronger than yesterday. ♪ 653 00:27:44,712 --> 00:27:48,849 ♪ It's nothing but my way. ♪ 654 00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:53,570 ♪ My loneliness ain't killing me no more. ♪ 655 00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,772 ♪ No more. ♪ 656 00:27:55,857 --> 00:28:00,427 ♪ I am stronger. ♪ 657 00:28:04,365 --> 00:28:06,700 Mmm, Britney. 658 00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:12,406 What are you doing? 659 00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:15,792 Oh. I'm, uh, going to run some laps. 660 00:28:15,877 --> 00:28:18,628 Gonna get back in shape and back on the team. 661 00:28:18,713 --> 00:28:19,796 That's what I came here to talk to you about. 662 00:28:19,881 --> 00:28:20,831 I want on the team, too. 663 00:28:20,915 --> 00:28:23,467 Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger. 664 00:28:23,534 --> 00:28:26,553 Look, I want to help you, dude, but... 665 00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:29,139 kind of need to take care of myself right now. 666 00:28:30,177 --> 00:28:32,392 I'm sorry. 667 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:35,061 I had a vision at the dentist. 668 00:28:35,129 --> 00:28:38,415 You and I were out on the field with the team, playing football. 669 00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:40,000 We were unstoppable. 670 00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:42,377 I just know that if we can show what I can do to Coach Beiste, 671 00:28:42,401 --> 00:28:44,525 - she'd put me on the team. - Show me what? 672 00:28:46,682 --> 00:28:48,925 I... I wanted to ask you to reconsider 673 00:28:48,993 --> 00:28:50,327 putting me on the football team. 674 00:28:50,411 --> 00:28:52,145 I'm not with him on this one. 675 00:28:52,213 --> 00:28:55,415 Well, you should be. I need you to help him get his uniform. 676 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:56,917 What? 677 00:28:56,984 --> 00:28:59,503 Well, don't just stare at me like a donkey with a wooden leg. 678 00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:00,653 Go see the equipment manager, 679 00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:03,173 and you boys get out on the field. 680 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,025 Practice starts in five minutes. 681 00:29:05,092 --> 00:29:06,626 Thanks, Coach. We won't let you down. 682 00:29:06,677 --> 00:29:08,295 Well, come on. Go! 683 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:10,180 Those are on backwards. 684 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,053 I was pretty sure Artie's legs don't work. 685 00:29:17,138 --> 00:29:18,671 - Did you get a leg transplant? - Nope. 686 00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:20,474 My teammates can push my chair like a battering ram. 687 00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,192 Yeah, there's no rules against it. We checked. 688 00:29:22,276 --> 00:29:23,994 - And I have Britney Spears to thank. - You're welcome. 689 00:29:24,061 --> 00:29:25,278 Britney plus nitrous gave me 690 00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:26,530 an amazing idea, and it gave me 691 00:29:26,597 --> 00:29:27,831 the nerve to tell Coach Beiste 692 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,333 that Finn and I both really want to be on the team. 693 00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,752 - Wait. You're back on the football team? - Yeah. 694 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:35,355 Suddenly, you're way hotter to me. Weird. 695 00:29:35,406 --> 00:29:36,856 Wait. I don't get it. 696 00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:38,692 How come everyone's having Britney Spears fantasies? 697 00:29:38,759 --> 00:29:40,944 The nitrous oxide dentists use is a mild hallucinogen. 698 00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,979 Studies have proven that it induces vivid dreams, 699 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,798 often the last thing the patient thinks of. 700 00:29:44,865 --> 00:29:45,966 The subconscious moves to the forefront. 701 00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:47,901 Since we've all been thinking so much about Britney, 702 00:29:47,969 --> 00:29:49,169 it only stands to reason. 703 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,921 Okay, guys, listen up. 704 00:29:51,005 --> 00:29:52,639 Mr. Shue, if I may? 705 00:29:52,706 --> 00:29:54,707 Kurt, I overheard what you guys were just talking about, 706 00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:56,259 and I know what you're going to say. 707 00:29:56,344 --> 00:29:57,877 The answer is no. 708 00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:00,480 No, I'm not going to stand in the way anymore. 709 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:02,265 If you guys want to do Britney 710 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:04,818 at this year's homecoming assembly, I'm fine with it. 711 00:30:06,487 --> 00:30:09,155 I know. Oh... 712 00:30:09,223 --> 00:30:11,274 And more than that, 713 00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:13,393 I am going to perform with you. 714 00:30:14,912 --> 00:30:17,397 Right? 715 00:30:25,252 --> 00:30:26,719 I always thought the boys' locker room 716 00:30:26,804 --> 00:30:29,367 would be all sexy, but actually, it smells like feet in here. 717 00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:32,425 Oh, Rachel, you can't be in here. 718 00:30:32,509 --> 00:30:34,393 You changed back to your old clothes. 719 00:30:34,461 --> 00:30:37,313 I just want you to know that I heard everything that you said 720 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:39,148 and that I respect your needs, 721 00:30:39,216 --> 00:30:41,818 and I'll do anything to make you feel safe and happy. 722 00:30:41,885 --> 00:30:43,219 Cool. 723 00:30:43,270 --> 00:30:44,478 Well, thanks. I gotta go. 724 00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:46,275 Wait... 725 00:30:46,298 --> 00:30:48,691 I mean... d... Don't you want 726 00:30:48,742 --> 00:30:51,030 to make me feel safe and happy, too? 727 00:30:51,053 --> 00:30:53,345 Well, yeah. Yeah, sure. 728 00:30:53,465 --> 00:30:54,582 Wait. Wait. 729 00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:56,884 Do you want me to quit football? 730 00:30:56,969 --> 00:30:58,369 Look, how am I supposed to trust 731 00:30:58,420 --> 00:30:59,804 that you're not just going to stray again? 732 00:30:59,871 --> 00:31:02,433 Remember your little fling with Brittany and Santana? 733 00:31:02,456 --> 00:31:04,726 I do... all right? Let's face it, Finn... 734 00:31:04,810 --> 00:31:09,063 The only way that this relationship is going to work is if we're both losers. 735 00:31:09,148 --> 00:31:10,982 Okay. Come here. 736 00:31:11,764 --> 00:31:13,196 This is how it's gonna happen: 737 00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:15,367 I'm going to be quarterback again, 738 00:31:15,434 --> 00:31:17,702 then I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game, 739 00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:19,321 and then point to you in the stands 740 00:31:19,405 --> 00:31:21,873 so that everybody in the school knows you're my girlfriend. 741 00:31:21,941 --> 00:31:23,742 All right? 742 00:31:23,793 --> 00:31:25,109 That's very romantic, but... 743 00:31:26,612 --> 00:31:28,112 I don't know. 744 00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:34,553 Rachel, you can't ask me to choose between you and football. 745 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,221 Well, I am. 746 00:31:49,318 --> 00:31:51,269 You need to sit where you can be seen. 747 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,604 Why don't you sit at the top 748 00:31:52,655 --> 00:31:54,072 and wave your big, foamy finger? 749 00:31:54,139 --> 00:31:56,274 Yeah? Up there. 750 00:31:56,325 --> 00:31:58,142 It's so, so exciting! 751 00:32:00,162 --> 00:32:03,164 - You know, I can get you backstage if you want. - Oh, hey. 752 00:32:03,249 --> 00:32:04,950 - Hey. - You're all dressed up. 753 00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:07,168 You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated. 754 00:32:07,253 --> 00:32:09,037 Well, I really want to loosen up a bit, 755 00:32:09,121 --> 00:32:10,755 so I'm, uh, helping the kids do Britney. 756 00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:12,791 Outrageous, right? 757 00:32:12,842 --> 00:32:13,992 - Yeah. - Oh. 758 00:32:14,043 --> 00:32:16,160 Showtime. 759 00:32:16,212 --> 00:32:17,829 Sit down! 760 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,540 There's nothing to stand up and cheer about. 761 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:20,843 Hey, Coach! 762 00:32:20,852 --> 00:32:23,351 The glee club's doing Britney Spears for the assembly. 763 00:32:23,436 --> 00:32:25,437 I just found out. 764 00:32:27,023 --> 00:32:28,473 Becky, you're on red alert. 765 00:32:28,524 --> 00:32:30,308 If you see any awkward teenage frottage, 766 00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:32,861 you perform that citizen's arrest we practiced. 767 00:32:32,945 --> 00:32:34,846 Got it, Coach. 768 00:32:38,317 --> 00:32:39,718 Quiet, please, children. 769 00:32:39,785 --> 00:32:41,453 Quiet now. 770 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,290 First, students who ate the ravioli today 771 00:32:45,357 --> 00:32:48,359 and are not up-to-date on their tetanus shots 772 00:32:48,411 --> 00:32:50,211 should see the nurse immediately. 773 00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:54,549 Welcome to our homecoming pep assembly. 774 00:32:54,617 --> 00:32:58,470 Because of last week's grisly train derailment, 775 00:32:58,537 --> 00:33:02,507 the dulcimer club is on hiatus until further notice. 776 00:33:02,575 --> 00:33:05,644 But do we ever have a treat for you. 777 00:33:05,711 --> 00:33:09,314 Fresh off their last place finish at the Regionals, 778 00:33:09,381 --> 00:33:13,018 please give it up for the New Directions! 779 00:33:20,276 --> 00:33:21,726 ♪ Baby, can't you see ♪ 780 00:33:21,777 --> 00:33:23,745 ♪ I'm calling. ♪ 781 00:33:23,829 --> 00:33:25,196 ♪ A guy like you ♪ 782 00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:27,231 ♪ should wear a warning. ♪ 783 00:33:27,283 --> 00:33:29,233 ♪ You're dangerous. ♪ 784 00:33:29,285 --> 00:33:31,586 ♪ I'm loving it. ♪ 785 00:33:31,671 --> 00:33:33,004 I love Britney Spears! 786 00:33:34,256 --> 00:33:36,407 ♪ Too high, ♪ 787 00:33:36,459 --> 00:33:38,259 ♪ can't come down. ♪ 788 00:33:38,344 --> 00:33:42,697 ♪ Losing my head, spinning round and round. ♪ 789 00:33:42,765 --> 00:33:47,452 ♪ Oh, do you feel me now? ♪ 790 00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:50,055 ♪ With a taste of your lips, ♪ 791 00:33:50,122 --> 00:33:51,373 ♪ I'm on a ride. ♪ 792 00:33:51,457 --> 00:33:53,458 I want to be that hat! 793 00:33:53,525 --> 00:33:55,693 ♪ You're toxic, I'm slipping under. ♪ 794 00:33:55,745 --> 00:33:58,380 ♪ With a taste of a poison paradise, ♪ 795 00:33:58,464 --> 00:34:01,216 ♪ I'm addicted to you. ♪ 796 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,884 ♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪ 797 00:34:06,088 --> 00:34:07,589 ♪ And I love what you do. ♪ 798 00:34:07,673 --> 00:34:11,709 ♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪ 799 00:34:11,761 --> 00:34:12,344 Take it off! 800 00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:18,716 Yes! 801 00:34:18,768 --> 00:34:20,068 ♪ It's getting late ♪ 802 00:34:20,152 --> 00:34:21,986 ♪ to give you up. ♪ 803 00:34:22,038 --> 00:34:23,855 ♪ I took a sip ♪ 804 00:34:23,906 --> 00:34:25,189 ♪ from my devil's cup. ♪ 805 00:34:25,241 --> 00:34:28,877 ♪ Slowly it's taking over me. ♪ 806 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,865 ♪ Too high, ♪ 807 00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:35,366 ♪ can't come down. ♪ 808 00:34:35,418 --> 00:34:36,701 ♪ It's in the air... ♪ 809 00:34:36,752 --> 00:34:38,420 Mr. Shue, let me be your Britney! 810 00:34:38,504 --> 00:34:41,339 ♪ and it's all around. ♪ 811 00:34:41,390 --> 00:34:44,342 ♪ Oh, can you feel me now? ♪ 812 00:34:44,393 --> 00:34:45,877 ♪ Oh... ♪ 813 00:34:45,928 --> 00:34:47,562 ♪ With a taste of your lips, ♪ 814 00:34:47,646 --> 00:34:50,482 ♪ I'm on a ride. ♪ ♪ On a ride... ♪ 815 00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:53,151 ♪ You're toxic, I'm slipping under. ♪ 816 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:54,886 Oh! 817 00:34:54,937 --> 00:34:56,988 ♪ With a taste of a poison paradise. ♪ 818 00:34:57,055 --> 00:34:58,523 ♪ I'm addicted to you. ♪ 819 00:34:58,574 --> 00:34:59,991 It's so sexy! It's so...! 820 00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,392 ♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪ 821 00:35:04,063 --> 00:35:06,581 ♪ I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic? ♪ 822 00:35:06,665 --> 00:35:08,065 Mr. Shue, I want your babies! 823 00:35:08,117 --> 00:35:09,834 ♪ Intoxicate me now. ♪ 824 00:35:09,902 --> 00:35:11,119 Don't stop doing that! 825 00:35:11,203 --> 00:35:12,587 Don't stop doing that! 826 00:35:12,671 --> 00:35:14,622 Yes! Yes! 827 00:35:14,707 --> 00:35:16,291 ♪ I think I'm ready now. ♪ 828 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,292 ♪ Intoxicate me now. ♪ 829 00:35:17,376 --> 00:35:19,127 ♪ With your loving now. ♪ 830 00:35:19,211 --> 00:35:20,378 Uh-oh. 831 00:35:20,429 --> 00:35:21,880 ♪ I think I'm ready. ♪ 832 00:35:21,931 --> 00:35:23,298 ♪ I think I'm ready now. ♪ 833 00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:26,050 It's a Britney Spears sex riot. 834 00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:43,601 Run the other way! 835 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,469 How you doing, Sue? 836 00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:14,037 Not sure if you heard, William, 837 00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:16,372 but my spinal column was ruptured in a sex riot. 838 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,757 Sue, you pulled the alarm. 839 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,342 Everything was going fine! 840 00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,311 You know, William, that's what one Hubert Humphrey said 841 00:36:21,378 --> 00:36:24,314 back in 1968 at the start of the Democratic National Convention. 842 00:36:24,381 --> 00:36:27,067 But then hippies put acid in everyone's bourbon. 843 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:28,501 And when an updraft revealed 844 00:36:28,569 --> 00:36:30,270 Lady Bird Johnson's tramp stamp 845 00:36:30,338 --> 00:36:32,656 and tattoos above her ovaries, Mayor Richard J. Daley 846 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:34,324 became so incensed with sexual rage 847 00:36:34,391 --> 00:36:36,359 that he punched his own wife in the face 848 00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:38,044 and spent the next hour screaming 849 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,731 "Sex party" into the microphones of all three major networks. 850 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,616 Okay, I'm pretty sure none of that happened. 851 00:36:43,684 --> 00:36:45,535 You can expect a call very soon from my lawyer... 852 00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:46,936 Gloria Allred. 853 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:48,955 I'm gonna sue the pants off you, Will. 854 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,042 I'm gonna take your house, your car, 855 00:36:52,093 --> 00:36:54,010 your extensive collection of vests. 856 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:55,445 I mean, seriously, 857 00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:57,430 you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom. 858 00:36:57,446 --> 00:36:59,923 And I'll see you in court. 859 00:37:05,241 --> 00:37:07,090 Emma... 860 00:37:08,857 --> 00:37:10,426 Look, what I did was a little weird. 861 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,728 I know that. It was inappropriate 862 00:37:11,779 --> 00:37:13,446 for me to do Britney with the kids. 863 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,816 I just thought you wanted me to be less uptight. 864 00:37:17,773 --> 00:37:20,238 Will, I just wanted you to relax. 865 00:37:21,377 --> 00:37:23,339 You know, not stop being you. 866 00:37:24,925 --> 00:37:26,926 I know you're frustrated. 867 00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:29,846 You know, Terri's still on your case, you lost at regionals, 868 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,648 Glee's still the bottom pickle in the barrel... 869 00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,382 You and Carl. 870 00:37:33,434 --> 00:37:35,435 Yeah. Me and Carl. 871 00:37:36,662 --> 00:37:39,089 Especially me and Carl. 872 00:37:39,656 --> 00:37:41,941 Look, have you ever noticed that Britney Spears 873 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,493 only makes great music 874 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,096 when she's not chasing down paparazzi? 875 00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:48,615 She can't just swallow a grenade and let her talent explode 876 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:49,933 all over the wall. 877 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,935 She's got to rein it in, just like you do. 878 00:37:52,002 --> 00:37:54,587 You're such a great teacher, Will. 879 00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:56,539 No, probably the best in the whole school. 880 00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:58,541 So why would you want to be someone else 881 00:37:58,592 --> 00:38:00,009 when the someone that you already are 882 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:01,211 is so amazing? 883 00:38:01,278 --> 00:38:05,131 Because the boring someone I already am... 884 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:06,850 wasn't good enough for you. 885 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:12,806 Hey, where you going? 886 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:15,091 To return that car. 887 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:19,813 U.S. History... 888 00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,281 Crap, I forgot I was taking that. 889 00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:23,066 Congrats, Finn. 890 00:38:23,117 --> 00:38:26,402 You're back on the team, I'm head cheerleader again. 891 00:38:26,454 --> 00:38:29,489 Some kind of symmetry, don't you think? 892 00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:32,792 With all the nastiness between you and I behind us, 893 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,744 I think we should be together. 894 00:38:34,795 --> 00:38:37,080 We'd be a shoo-in for Homecoming king and queen. 895 00:38:37,131 --> 00:38:38,447 So what do you say? 896 00:38:38,499 --> 00:38:42,618 You and me, 8:00, Breadstix? 897 00:38:42,670 --> 00:38:45,638 Look, I'd be lying if I said I didn't have feelings for you. 898 00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:49,175 Probably always will. 899 00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,900 But I'm not gonna get back together with you. 900 00:38:53,923 --> 00:38:55,932 There's someone else, and you know who that is. 901 00:38:55,983 --> 00:38:57,150 I'm asking you to respect that. 902 00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:00,487 I'm sorry. 903 00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:14,784 I said what you wanted me to, he shot me down. 904 00:39:14,835 --> 00:39:16,652 So congrats. 905 00:39:16,704 --> 00:39:17,954 Looks like he really loves you. 906 00:39:24,962 --> 00:39:25,929 All right. 907 00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:27,263 Rachel? 908 00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:29,465 I have a song that I've prepared for the class. 909 00:39:29,517 --> 00:39:32,135 Sorry, Rachel, no Britney. I'm really happy that 910 00:39:32,186 --> 00:39:33,603 her music has inspired so many of you, 911 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,355 even if that inspiration was 912 00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:36,639 brought about by a dangerous narcotic. 913 00:39:36,690 --> 00:39:38,107 And I think 914 00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:41,110 we've all come to appreciate her music and celebrity 915 00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:42,745 so much more this week. 916 00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:45,782 But honestly, she's just not us. 917 00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:47,033 I'm devastated. 918 00:39:47,117 --> 00:39:49,619 I can't believe we only did one Britney number. 919 00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:50,853 I was actually gonna do 920 00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,121 something from our original assignment 921 00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:54,240 last week: Adult Contemporary. 922 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,993 But this is just a little bit more Young Adult. 923 00:39:57,044 --> 00:39:58,077 Oh. 924 00:39:58,162 --> 00:39:59,195 Great, Rachel. 925 00:39:59,246 --> 00:40:00,296 Well, let's hear it. 926 00:40:04,701 --> 00:40:08,388 I'd like to dedicate this song to my boyfriend, Finn. 927 00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:10,473 I was wrong. 928 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:12,508 I shouldn't try to control you. 929 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,645 I've just... I've never been this happy before. 930 00:40:15,712 --> 00:40:17,313 And I realize that 931 00:40:17,381 --> 00:40:21,067 I was trying to hold onto how you were making me feel so much, 932 00:40:21,151 --> 00:40:24,187 that I was strangling you in my hands, like a little bird. 933 00:40:24,238 --> 00:40:27,223 I get now, that in order for this relationship to work, 934 00:40:27,274 --> 00:40:30,693 I have to open up my hands and let you fly free. 935 00:40:30,744 --> 00:40:31,560 Finn can fly? 936 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:34,030 - Really? - Wait, I thought I was 937 00:40:34,081 --> 00:40:35,698 the only one getting the solos from now on. 938 00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:37,500 Next week, I'm going to be 939 00:40:37,567 --> 00:40:39,953 performing a musical number by Ke$ha. 940 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,599 ♪ When I was younger, ♪ 941 00:40:52,683 --> 00:40:56,636 ♪ I saw my daddy cry ♪ 942 00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,256 ♪ and curse at the wind. ♪ 943 00:41:00,307 --> 00:41:04,760 ♪ He broke his own heart as I watched ♪ 944 00:41:04,812 --> 00:41:11,284 ♪ as he tried to reassemble it. ♪ 945 00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:13,653 ♪ And my mama swore ♪ 946 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:20,943 ♪ she would never let herself forget, ♪ 947 00:41:20,995 --> 00:41:25,164 ♪ and that was the day that I promised ♪ 948 00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:30,720 ♪ I'd never sing of love if it does not exist. ♪ 949 00:41:30,787 --> 00:41:37,477 ♪ But darling, you are the only exception. ♪ 950 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:42,849 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 951 00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:47,520 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 952 00:41:47,604 --> 00:41:52,942 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 953 00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:58,197 ♪ Oh... ♪ 954 00:41:58,282 --> 00:42:02,669 ♪ Oh... ♪ 955 00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:05,821 ♪ I've got a tight grip on reality, ♪ 956 00:42:05,873 --> 00:42:12,929 ♪ but I can't let go of what's in front of me here. ♪ 957 00:42:12,996 --> 00:42:15,181 ♪ I know you're leaving in the morning. ♪ 958 00:42:15,265 --> 00:42:19,852 ♪ When you wake up, leave me with ♪ 959 00:42:19,937 --> 00:42:22,722 ♪ some kind of proof it's not a dream. ♪ 960 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:29,345 ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪ 961 00:42:29,396 --> 00:42:34,784 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 962 00:42:34,851 --> 00:42:40,022 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 963 00:42:40,074 --> 00:42:44,827 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 964 00:42:44,878 --> 00:42:50,583 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 965 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:55,555 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 966 00:42:55,639 --> 00:43:00,543 ♪ You are the only exception. ♪ 967 00:43:00,594 --> 00:43:08,434 ♪ And I'm on my way to believing... ♪ 968 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:11,387 ♪ Oh... ♪ 969 00:43:11,438 --> 00:43:14,723 ♪ And I'm on my way to believing... ♪