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Here's what you missed last week.
Quinn's pregnant.
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- You're off the Cheerios.
- And everyone thinks that Finn's the father.
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Though really, it's Puck.
But Quinn thinks he's a Lima loser...
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- and doesn't want anything to do with him.
- What's up, MILF?
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Also, Kurt told everybody he's gay, including
his dad, who was actually cool about it.
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- Thanks for telling me, Kurt.
- And that's what you missed on...
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# Glee #
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[Whistle Blows]
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[Whistle Blows]
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[Girl]
Five, six, seven!
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Five, six, seven!
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Five, six, seven!
One, two, three, four!
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Five, six, seven!
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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You shouldn't do this to yourself.
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Do what?
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I know how much it hurts
to be off the team.
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You're just torturing yourself watching.
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I need a good distraction.
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- From what?
- [Sighs]
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- $685?
- That's how much a sonogram costs.
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This is just the beginning.
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There's gonna be more doctors' visits...
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vitamins, new clothes for when I explode.
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[Sighs]
What are we gonna do?
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What are you gonna do?
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Well, I'm looking for a job.
I mean, no one's hiring.
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I almost got in at Olive Garden,
but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.
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Somewhere in that pea brain of yours...
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is a man.
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Access him and tell him to prove to me that
I chose the right guy to have a baby with.
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I will.
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I'll-I'll find a job.
You can count on me, I swear.
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- Where-Where are you goin' ?
- You were right.
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- [Whistle Continues Blowing]
- This does hurt too much.
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My blog has lit up
with comments suggesting...
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you don't have a shot at nationals
since you lost Quinn Fabray.
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No, the Cheerios are stronger than ever.
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We're gonna take nationals
with this routine.
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Mediocre! Hit the showers!
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- [Chattering]
- [School Bell Rings]
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I have several sources reporting
Quinn didn't wanna leave...
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but you kicked her out
because of the pregnancy scandal.
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Well, Jacob, this is Ohio,
and in order to win...
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my Cheerios need to appeal
to that panel of judges.
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So if I have a pregnant girl doing
a handspring into a double layout...
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the judges aren't going
to be admiring her impeccable form.
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They're going to be wondering
if the centrifugal force...
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is going to make
the baby's head start crowning.
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Oh, and by the way,
all this... off the record.
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Probably should've told you that earlier.
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- This isn't fair.
- Is it fair that...
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I have to stop providing the baseball team
with protective cups?
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I only get a certain amount of dollars
a year to spend, William.
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- Yeah, but Artie...
- He's used to overcoming challenges.
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He'll just have to find
his own ride to sectionals.
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That "handicapable" bus
costs $600 a week to rent.
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- We can't afford it.
- But there's enough money in the budget...
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to fly the Cheerios all over the country
for their competitions?
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Sue Sylvester has boosters
that write fat checks.
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None of her travel expenses
come out of the school budget.
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Look. When I was in the Glee Club...
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the best part of the competitions
was the bus ride to the event.
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It was about camaraderie
and supporting each other.
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You think I feel good about this?
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Well, my students won't stand for it.
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That's very moving,
but my hands are tied, Schue.
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If you want that bus, you're gonna have
to find a way to pay for it yourself.
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[Sighs]
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[School Bell Rings]
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- What about Target?
- Tried. Not hiring.
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Another doctor bill came to
my parents' house last night, Finn.
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We're lucky that I'm clever
and intercepted it.
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But we have to start
paying these doctors' bills...
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or they're gonna go
to a collection agency.
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And then my parents are gonna find out
that I'm with child... your child.
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All right, guys.
We're doin' a new number for sectionals.
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I know that pop songs
have sort of been our signature pieces.
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But I did a little research
on past winners...
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and it turns out that the judges
like songs that are more accessible.
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Stuff they know.
Uh, standards, Broadway.
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"Defying Gravity"?
I have an iPod shuffle...
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dedicated exclusively
to selections from Wicked.
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- This is amazing.
- Think you can handle it, Rachel?
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It's my go-to shower song.
It's also my ringtone.
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[Mercedes] Why do we have
to go all vanilla on this song?
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See, what we need
is my chocolate thunder.
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We don't have time to rearrange the song
for you, Mercedes. Rachel is singing it.
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Don't worry. We'll find something
for you to dip in chocolate.
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- [Laughter]
- On to item two.
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The school won't pay for
the special bus we need...
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to take Artie and his wheelchair
with us to sectionals.
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- Wh-Wh-What?
- That's completely unfair.
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So, we're gonna have to raise money
to pay for it ourselves.
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See, when I was in Glee Club and we needed
new silk cummerbunds for regionals...
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we held a bake sale.
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[Laughter]
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Wait. You're joking, right? I mean,
bake sales are kind of "bougie."
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So hip people stopped eating
delicious sugary treats?
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It's not that.
It's most of us don't know how to bake.
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I find recipes confusing.
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My family's fully committed to takeout.
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Yeah, Mr. Schue.
Kids are busier than when you went here.
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We've got homework and football
and teen pregnancy, lunch.
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Can't Artie's dad just take him?
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I can't believe how insensitive
you're all being.
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- Are you a team?
- Of course.
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But Artie understands.
Don't you, Artie?
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Of-Of course.
It-It's cool.
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I mean, anything that takes away our time
from rehearsing doesn't serve as a team.
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[School Bell Rings]
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- Let me help you out, buddy.
- Thank you.
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Hey, I'm really sorry about
how they all reacted, Artie.
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It's okay. I'm used to it.
They just... don't get it. [Chuckles]
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Can I use the auditorium
this afternoon to rehearse, Mr. Schue?
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- Some of the band equipment's in there.
- Sure.
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# On the floor of Tokyo-o #
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# Or down in London town to go-o #
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# With the record selection
with the mirror reflection #
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# I'm dancing with myself #
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# When there's no one else in sight #
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# In the crowded lonely night #
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# Well, I wait so long for my love vibration #
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# And I'm dancing with myself #
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# I'm dancing with myself #
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# I'm dancing with myself #
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# Well, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove #
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# And I'll be dancing with myself #
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# If I looked all over the world #
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# And there's every type of girl #
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# But your empty eyes seem to pass me by #
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# And leave me dancing with myself #
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# So let's sink another drink #
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# 'Cause it'll give me time to think #
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# If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance #
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# And I'll be dancing with myself #
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# Oh, dancing with myself #
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# Oh, dancing
with myself #
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# Oh, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove #
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# I'll be dancing with myself #
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# Oh, dancing with myself #
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# Oh, dancing with myself #
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# Oh, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove #
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# And I'll be dancing with myself ##
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- [School Bell Rings]
- I have something I'd like to say.
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I wanna audition for the Wicked solo.
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- [Murmuring]
- Kurt, there's a high "F" in it.
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- That's well within my range.
- [Tittering]
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Well, I think Rachel's
gonna be fine for the female lead.
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But I'm happy to have you
try out something else, Kurt.
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- And we'll make sure that it's got a killer high note.
- [Murmuring]
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- You tried.
- Anyway...
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I wanted to say something to you guys.
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I was a little disappointed
at how you were all so willing...
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to take the bus together to sectionals...
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and make Artie
drive by himself with his dad.
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We're a team, guys.
We're in this Glee Club together.
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Artie doesn't care.
His dad drives him everywhere.
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I do care.
That kind of hurt my feelings.
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We didn't think you would
take it personally.
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Well, you're irritating most of the time,
but don't take that personally.
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I don't know if you guys
really understand how much harder...
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- Artie has to work just to keep up.
- Preach.
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We're riding to sectionals together...
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or we're not going at all.
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And to pay for the bus,
we're having a bake sale.
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- [Boy] Bake sale.
- St. Ignatius nursing home was having a tag sale.
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And my A.V. Club friends here
agreed to help out.
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For the next week,
each of you is going to spend...
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three hours a day in a wheelchair.
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Oh, oh, oh.
And we're doing a wheelchair number.
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[Artie Clapping Softly]
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## [Rock]
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- # On the floors of Tokyo #
- Oh!
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# Or down in London town to go, go #
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# With the record selection
and the mirror's reflection #
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# I'm dancing with myself #
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# When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove #
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# I'll be dancing with myself #
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# Oh, oh, oh, oh ##
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- [Laughing]
- [Whimpering Softly]
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[Puck]
I didn't even know we had a home ec room.
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[Scoffs]
What's all this?
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Ingredients for cupcakes...
for the stupid bake sale.
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- What's this?
- It's what I had left over
from my pool cleaning money...
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after I bought dip and nunchakus.
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I was getting that
you kind of need money... for our kid.
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For my kid.
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Eighteen dollars.
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How much has Finn given you?
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Just stop.
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I told you before.
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I don't care if that baby
comes out with a Mohawk.
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I will go to my grave
swearing it's Finn's.
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It would be pretty awesome
if it came out with a Mohawk.
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[Chuckles]
You are such an egghead.
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I'm not.
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[Laughing]
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- [Grunts Loudly]
- [Squeals] That was perfectly measured!
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- There you go. Oh!
- [Laughing]
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Come on. Oh!
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What the hell?
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[Chuckles]
We're baking.
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I can see that.
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I'm gonna go change.
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Where's my jelly cream center?
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Sorry, Dad.
I must've forgotten.
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What's up with your brain today?
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You know, I think it's goin' soft from
all that crap you put in your hair.
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It's organic, and I'm fine.
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I'm sorry. It's a Glee Club thing.
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It's not about a guy, is it? Because I'm
not ready to have that conversation.
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Well, at least you don't have to worry
about me getting someone pregnant.
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[Chuckling]
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It's not a guy. We're doing
this amazing song for sectionals...
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a personal favorite of mine, and Mr. Schuester
won't give me a chance to sing it.
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- Why?
- It's traditionally sung by a girl.
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Well, you sing like a girl.
You know, in a good way.
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Look, Kurt.
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I don't know how this music stuff works.
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I'm pretty exclusively committed
to my Mellencamp collection, but...
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isn't there more crossover nowadays?
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You know, chicks doin' construction?
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Guys wearin' dress shoes with no socks?
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Didn't that girl from your high school
just join the boys' wrestling team?
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- [Whistle Blowing]
- Yes! Whoo!
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Yes, but her parents
had to sue the school.
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This is really gettin' you down, isn't it?
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I'm... full of ennui.
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So it's... really getting you down?
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Yes.
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You can't discriminate
against my kid because of his sex...
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religion, political affiliation...
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00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,573
or the fact that he's queer
as a three-dollar bill.
235
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,347
- And I won't accept it.
- This isn't academics or athletics, Mr. Hummel.
236
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:46,017
It's an arts program, and
Mr. Schuester's judgments are subjective.
237
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,219
You put on a blindfold
and listen to my kid sing...
238
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,319
and you will swear
you're hearing Ronnie Spector.
239
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,887
- Wait...
- Don't try to backpedal on this, Schuester.
240
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,196
I was just going to agree with you.
241
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,759
I know this is gonna
be hard on you, Rachel...
242
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,034
but I can't in good conscience preach
about the importance of helping Artie...
243
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,007
and then reject Kurt's request
out of hand.
244
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,873
So you're giving him my part?
245
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,435
Now, I can't just give him the part.
That would be just as wrong.
246
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,448
But I can let him audition.
247
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,612
What do you mean, like a tryout?
All right, that seems fair.
248
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,519
This is totally unfair.
You gave me the part.
249
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:21,083
And I will give it to you again if you
can sing the song better than Kurt.
250
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,561
Okay, this seems like a reasonable deal.
251
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,224
But how do I know
this isn't just some show...
252
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,961
to stop me from takin'
a flamethrower to this place?
253
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,034
Who's gonna judge?
254
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,073
Now, all of you are gonna judge.
255
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:38,975
And in the spirit of full access,
each of you is going to get a vote.
256
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,411
Whatever singer has
the most votes gets the part.
257
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,713
This isn't gonna be about talent, Mr. Schuester.
It's gonna be a popularity contest.
258
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,879
Stop right there.
Mr. Schue, if I may?
259
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,427
We all know I'm more popular than Rachel.
260
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,464
And I dress better than her.
261
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,433
But I want you all to promise me that you're
going to vote for whoever sings the song better.
262
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,130
Raise your right hand.
263
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,332
Your right hand, Brittany.
264
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,739
- It's this one.
- Sorry.
265
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:13,245
Repeat after me. I promise to vote
for whoever sings the song better.
266
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:17,647
I promise to vote
for whoever sings the song better.
267
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,912
Good luck.
268
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,619
- It's on.
- [School Bell Rings]
269
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,151
All right, guys.
270
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,760
Maybe one of these days,
you'll find a way...
271
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:38,133
to create teaching moments
without ruining my life.
272
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:52,477
Schue, I saw all your kids in their wheelchairs,
and I was very impressed.
273
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,077
Well, thank you, Principal Figgins.
But actually...
274
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:58,317
it's made me realize that there's only
one wheelchair entrance in this school...
275
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,723
and it's all the way in
the far end of campus.
276
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,658
McKinley needs ramps.
277
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,960
No way.
Those are what I call "lazy makers."
278
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,966
They discourage our
able-bodied students...
279
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,298
from getting their proper exercise
by using the stairs.
280
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,668
- What is she doing here?
- Yes. What am I doing here?
281
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,299
I have a Cheerios routine to polish
that's gonna clinch us nationals.
282
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,640
I brought you two in here
because both of you have a point.
283
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:23,239
Handicapped ramps are expensive,
but inspiration is free.
284
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,012
Will, I'm so inspired by your stunt...
285
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,849
that I'm insisting that Miss Sylvester
do the same with the Cheerios.
286
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,516
- I beg your pardon?
- Cheerios is not accessible, Sue.
287
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,526
It's by invitation only.
288
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:39,122
I want to see a squad that reflects
our community's diversity.
289
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,690
- Now, Glee Club held open auditions.
- And everyone got in.
290
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,533
Now that Quinn Fabray is off the squad...
291
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,039
you will hold open auditions
to fill her slot.
292
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:52,407
And Mr. Schuester will monitor them
to make sure that they're fair to all.
293
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,275
Okay, let me break this down for you here.
294
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,283
There comes a point when you've gotta
stop seeing people for what they look like...
295
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,581
and ask them to show you
what they can do.
296
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:05,886
And as soon as a cheerleader rolls herself
out onto the field in a wheelchair...
297
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,985
she becomes decidedly less effective
at cheering people up.
298
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,031
- It's just a fact.
- No, Sue.
299
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:16,364
The fact is, you've never given other students
the fair shake that they deserve.
300
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,170
I'm asking you to try it.
What do you have to lose?
301
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,707
Maybe somebody at the school
will surprise you.
302
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:29,310
Cupcake?
[Sniffs]
303
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,475
Cupcakes suck.
That's why we're not selling any.
304
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,781
It's not about the cupcakes.
It's about us.
305
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,048
Nobody wants to buy from losers.
306
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,920
We're in Glee Club and in wheelchairs.
307
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,925
She has a point.
Six months ago...
308
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,120
I could've sold
50 of these things on fear alone.
309
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:47,132
Oh, my God.
What is she doing?
310
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,725
I actually think they're kind of friends.
311
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,100
Brittany's always cheating
off her test papers in math class.
312
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:56,164
See so many?
And look how pretty they are, Becky.
313
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,607
Wow!
314
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,736
Brittany, you're supposed
to be in your wheelchair.
315
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,302
I lost it.
316
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,646
Are you a cheerleader?
It's so cool.
317
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,015
So is buying a cupcake.
That's really cool.
318
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,681
- But I don't have any money.
- That's okay. I have some.
319
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,621
Thank you.
320
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,756
Thanks.
321
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,202
So how much do we have now?
322
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,603
Well, with this one dollar,
we have one dollar.
323
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,800
This is ridiculous.
324
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:34,040
- Maybe if we put a jellybean on top, we'd sell more.
- Are you an idiot?
325
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,877
How am I supposed to trust you
to take care of our baby...
326
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,440
when you can't even figure out
how to sell a damn cupcake?
327
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,181
- Stop attacking me. I'm sick of it.
- Get a job.
328
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:46,521
I'm trying! Stupid wheelchair!
329
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,459
[Sighs]
330
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,292
I don't know what I'm supposed
to be doing here.
331
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,860
You just call a name.
They come in and try out.
332
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,872
Just give 'em a chance
to express themselves.
333
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,000
I'm about to projectile express myself
all over your Hush Puppies.
334
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,773
McKinley! Hey, hey! McKinley!
335
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,815
- Hey, hey...
- No.
336
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,417
No.
337
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,391
You're not serious, are you?
338
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,721
Tell me you're not serious.
339
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,321
No!
340
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,196
No friggin' way, Jacob.
341
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,042
Freak!
342
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,281
Okay, I've been at this for an hour.
That's all I promised.
343
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:47,012
Sue, there's just one more person
on the list. Give her a shot.
344
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,077
- Becky Johnson.
- Jackson.
345
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,022
Jackson.
346
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,587
Be nice, Sue.
347
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,630
I heard that you do a routine
with jump ropes.
348
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,757
I wanted to show you what I could do.
349
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,737
Becky, I'm gonna stop you right there.
350
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:21,716
You're in. Be at practice tomorrow
at 4:00 p.m. Congratulations.
351
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,857
- What are you up to, Sue?
- I'm just following orders, Will.
352
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:34,025
I'm doing what I was told.
And I found myself a brand-new Cheerio.
353
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,466
You're up to something.
354
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,437
I don't like this, Sue.
355
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,303
- [Sighs]
- [School Bell Rings]
356
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:46,911
I'm just saying, she has a point.
You are kind of an idiot.
357
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,311
Nice support, dude.
Whatever happened to "bros before ho's"?
358
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,681
You've got a baby on the way, bro,
and you haven't done spit to take care of it.
359
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,220
- Like you'd do any different?
- Damn straight.
360
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,381
How? Nobody's hiring.
361
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,481
Sell your Xbox. Rob a bank.
362
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,154
Go all Robin Hood on this joint.
Whatever it takes.
363
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:08,292
All I ever hear is you whining and crying about
how hard this is on you. What about her?
364
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:11,359
Dude, you are so out of line.
You don't know what I'm dealing with.
365
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:15,032
All I know is that you're a punk who doesn't
deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend!
366
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,631
You're a punk!
367
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,975
- [Finn Groans Loudly]
- [Gasping, Chattering]
368
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,153
Hey, hey!
Break it up! Break it up!
369
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,816
- Come on! Hey...
- He started it!
370
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,055
- I don't care! Now.
- [Pants]
371
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:41,327
You-You guys are best friends.
What the hell's goin' on?
372
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,301
I'm just really stressed
about the bake sale.
373
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:46,600
I really like Artie, okay?
374
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,032
You okay?
375
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,247
The key to a double turn
is to just go for it.
376
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,652
You push with the right wheel,
and pull as hard as you can with the left...
377
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:07,090
and find a spot on the wall
to spot you so you don't get dizzy.
378
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,684
Whoo!
379
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,897
[Will]
Okay, guys. Uh, take five, all right?
380
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:19,028
Oh! Remember to show up
early on Thursday.
381
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,596
It's Rachel versus Kurt for the big solo.
382
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,074
[Students Gasping, Chuckling]
383
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:29,040
Careful. Respect the chair.
384
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,114
I really admire you, Artie.
385
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,588
I had no idea how difficult this was.
386
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,250
It's just like you with your stutter.
387
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:43,022
You don't really
notice it after a while.
388
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:47,258
H-H-How did it happen?
389
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,267
You don't talk about it.
390
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:53,066
My mom and I got in a really bad
car accident when I was eight.
391
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,700
And she was fine,
but I've been in the chair ever since.
392
00:22:56,776 --> 00:23:00,212
But I wanna be very clear.
393
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,372
I still have the use of my penis.
394
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,548
[Softly]
Oh, God.
395
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,328
## [Singing Notes]
396
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,396
## [Continues: Raising Pitch]
397
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,077
- ## [Continues]
- [Phone Ringing]
398
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,477
Excuse me a second.
399
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,539
## [Continues]
400
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,309
[Ringing Continues]
401
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,956
## [Continues: Raising Pitch]
402
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:50,154
Hummel Tires and Lube.
Yep. Who's this?
403
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,699
[Man]
Your son's a fag.
404
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,758
[Line Clicks, Dial Tone]
405
00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,528
[Beeps]
406
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:05,802
- Hey, Dad.
- What the hell is wrong with this machine?
407
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,937
I hit it... the high "F."
408
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,004
The magical note I need
for "Defying Gravity."
409
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,277
- I hit it. It means I'm gonna win.
- That's great.
410
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:15,149
Good for you. Just how long
until the damn coffee's ready?
411
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,689
What's going on?
412
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:20,885
I got a phone call this morning.
The anonymous kind.
413
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,822
It was some dude telling me
my son was a fag.
414
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:29,391
Oh. Well, that's not a big deal.
I get that all the time.
415
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,333
Yeah, but I don't.
416
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,837
Now, look, Kurt.
417
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,340
I try to do right by you.
You know, open some doors.
418
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:39,070
What father wouldn't do that for his kid?
And I know it's good for you...
419
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:42,171
to be out there with...
with all this Glee Club stuff.
420
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:46,150
I just... I don't want you to get hurt.
421
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:50,149
So you don't want me
to audition for the solo?
422
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,156
No, no.
Let me be clear, all right?
423
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:55,751
No one pushes the Hummels around,
especially cowards on the phone.
424
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:03,326
Sometimes, I just... I wish your mom
was still around, you know?
425
00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:05,870
She was better at...
426
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,338
you know, handlin' this kind of thing.
427
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,341
You know, handlin' me.
428
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,113
Look, congrats on, uh...
429
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,672
you know, the cool "A" or the high "C"
or, you know, whatever it was.
430
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,218
- High "F."
- Yeah.
431
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,056
There's your problem.
You just had a bent push rim.
432
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:35,957
- Good as new.
- Thanks, Finn.
433
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,765
You're the only one
who was willing to help me.
434
00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:42,274
- I'm really nervous about the "diva off" tomorrow.
- Don't be.
435
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:44,935
You know,
I don't wanna win out of charity.
436
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,240
I wanna win the solo
because it's right for the club.
437
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,247
I really think that
the judges at sectionals...
438
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:53,581
will find a female version
of"Defying Gravity" much more accessible.
439
00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:57,748
But... I don't think that's gonna happen.
440
00:25:57,823 --> 00:25:59,757
People just don't like me.
441
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,623
Yeah, you might wanna work on that.
442
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,791
I like you.
443
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,333
- We need to talk.
- I'll get out of your way.
444
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,167
Nope! You stay. I need a witness.
Do you know what this is?
445
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,073
Oh. It's just a "past due" notice.
My mom gets 'em all the time.
446
00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:19,770
Right. But if this sonogram bill
doesn't get paid...
447
00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:21,779
it's not your phone
that's gonna get cut off.
448
00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:23,781
You will get cut off.
449
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,612
You need to help me with this, Finn...
450
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,414
or else we're gonna go our separate ways.
451
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,081
[Sighs]
I'm screwed.
452
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,685
Not necessarily.
453
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,936
[Chattering]
454
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,973
I know. I know.
I know, I know.
455
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:52,135
- Hey. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, this is amazing.
- [Girl] Hi.
456
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:56,147
Puck found his Nana Connie's old recipe.
They're addictive. Do you want one?
457
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:59,446
No. No, thanks. I don't wanna take
one away from a paying customer.
458
00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:01,281
- Yeah, I know. Sure.
- Hey, uh...
459
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,787
Nice work, buddy.
460
00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:05,847
These are so good.
461
00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:08,189
[Puck Narrating]
This isn't Nana Connie's old recipe.
462
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,524
She couldn't cook at all.
She was a diabetic.
463
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:13,463
So the only sweets
she had in her house was dried fruit.
464
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:18,098
I knew I had to do something
to help Quinn out with our baby.
465
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:21,628
I don't know what kind of stuff you need
for a baby that's still in your stomach.
466
00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,198
Bottles, diapers...
That kind of thing, I guess.
467
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,973
But my baby mama was gonna get it all.
468
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:32,347
To make sure that happened,
I used the two things I know the most about...
469
00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,215
lying and crime.
470
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,481
Is there a lot of pain, Noah?
471
00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:39,524
[Mock Sobbing] The doctor said
the shark fractured my spinal cord.
472
00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:41,889
This is why I don't go to the aquarium.
473
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:46,898
I'm going to give you as much as you want,
20 cents on the dollar.
474
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:49,560
[Puck Narrating]
I don't put in enough to get you hallucinatin' .
475
00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:52,126
Just enough to give you
a wicked case of the munchies.
476
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:55,196
- That's why they keep coming back for more.
- Yeah.
477
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,936
See? I told you I'd make a great dad.
478
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:02,411
Faster. Harder!
479
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,110
Those better be tears of joy, Becky.
480
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,677
Faster! Harder!
481
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:12,223
Okay, stop.
[Sighs]
482
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,691
Becky, this is terrible.
483
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,388
I've tried, Coach.
This is really hard.
484
00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:20,125
You think this is hard?
Try auditioning for Baywatch...
485
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,133
and being told that they're going
in another direction.
486
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,635
That was hard.
Hit the showers.
487
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,695
Thanks, Coach.
[Giggles]
488
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,971
Hi.
489
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,286
Sue, you are unbelievable.
490
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:44,345
And you are a terrible spy.
491
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:47,950
You might try breathing through
your nose sometime. If you were a sniper...
492
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:51,087
I'd have already radioed in your coordinates,
just like in the Falklands.
493
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:54,098
- I'm not gonna let you bully that girl, Sue.
- Oh, I bully everybody, Will.
494
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,225
- It's the way I roll.
- Yeah, but this is different.
495
00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,235
She's not like everybody else.
496
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,533
I want you to listen
to what you just said, William.
497
00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:03,268
You're asking me to treat this girl differently
because she has a disability...
498
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:06,436
when actually, it seems to me she just wants
to be treated like everybody else.
499
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:10,414
- Why are you doing this?
- Because I know you, and you're up to something.
500
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:14,009
You don't know the first thing about me.
501
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:21,519
[Door Closes]
502
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:28,861
Good luck. I'm rooting for you.
503
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:38,007
All right. Welcome to the Glee Club's
first official "diva off."
504
00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:41,672
- [Applause]
- Let's get this party started!
505
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,147
## [Piano]
506
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:56,353
# Something has changed within me #
507
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:58,988
# Something is not the same #
508
00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:02,864
# I'm through with playing by the rules #
509
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:05,563
# Of someone else's game #
510
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,936
# Too late for second-guessing #
511
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:11,669
# Too late to go back to sleep #
512
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:15,201
# It's time to trust my instincts #
513
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,681
# Close my eyes and leap #
514
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,980
# It's time to try #
515
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:24,648
# Defying gravity #
516
00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:27,157
# I think I'll try #
517
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:30,992
# Defying gravity #
518
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:33,395
# Kiss me good-bye #
519
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:36,764
# I'm defying gravity #
520
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:40,362
# And you won't bring me down #
521
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:48,404
# I'm through accepting limits #
522
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,210
# 'Cause someone says they're so #
523
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,877
# There's some things I cannot change #
524
00:30:53,952 --> 00:30:57,513
# But till I try
I'll never know #
525
00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,524
# Too long I've been afraid #
526
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:03,891
# Of losing love I guess I've lost #
527
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:10,390
# Well, if that's love
it comes at much too high a cost #
528
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:12,960
# I'd sooner buy #
529
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:16,371
# Defying gravity #
530
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,137
# Kiss me good-bye #
531
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:22,772
# I'm defying gravity #
532
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:25,578
# I think I'll try #
533
00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:28,950
# Defying gravity #
534
00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:32,582
# And you won't bring me down #
535
00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:34,990
# I'd sooner buy #
536
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,723
# Defying gravity #
537
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,391
# Kiss me good-bye #
538
00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:45,095
# I'm defying gravity #
539
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:47,661
# I think I'll try #
540
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:51,038
# Defying gravity #
541
00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:55,170
[Off-key]
# And you won't bring me down #
542
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,648
# Bring me down #
543
00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:03,950
## [Vocalizing]
544
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,956
## [Ends]
545
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,585
[Applause]
546
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,294
[Will]
Good job, Kurt. Good job.
547
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,357
[School Bell Rings]
548
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,869
Hey, wait up.
549
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:25,342
I cracked open the piggy bank.
It's for you. Well, it's for "it."
550
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,605
"It" is a she.
551
00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:31,879
Cool. I told you I wasn't a deadbeat.
552
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,885
Look, Puck,
this is really sweet, but...
553
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:36,944
I can get more.
554
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:40,817
People call me a screwup because...
555
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,917
I think school's for suckers.
556
00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:45,623
But I got ambition.
557
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:51,135
Get us a house, some stuff, furniture.
We could be a family.
558
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,231
Finn is your best friend.
559
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,241
He'd be pissed for a while.
560
00:32:57,309 --> 00:33:01,905
But then he'd realize he doesn't have to deal
with all this. He'd bake me a damn cake.
561
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,005
You stole from the cupcake fund.
562
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:06,380
No, I didn't.
563
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:09,045
[Sighs]
Fine. I did.
564
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,248
I made all those cupcakes.
565
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,383
I'm all about being a team player,
but my family comes first.
566
00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:21,088
I get it.
And... I'm sorry.
567
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:25,102
I should've never called you a Lima loser.
You're not.
568
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:29,903
You're special and romantic...
569
00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:33,502
and a good enough person
to realize that...
570
00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:36,172
we are not gonna take money
from a friend in a wheelchair.
571
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,344
Hey.
572
00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,953
Here.
573
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,049
- What's this?
- I got a job.
574
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:50,617
Excuse me.
575
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,288
- Are you the manager?
- Yes.
576
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:55,026
You need to hire my friend Finn.
He is clearly "handicapable"...
577
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:58,126
and refusing to hire him
could be seen as discrimination.
578
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,763
My dads are gay.
And unless you want the full force...
579
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,932
of the American Civil Liberties Union
coming down on you...
580
00:34:03,008 --> 00:34:06,102
I'd work something out.
581
00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:08,806
Gonna need to stay in my wheelchair
as long as I'm working there.
582
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,144
But... screw it.
It's worth it.
583
00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:15,377
Can I give you a lift to rehearsal?
584
00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,788
[School Bell Rings]
585
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,763
1,200 bucks.
That's enough for the short bus...
586
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,828
and two cases of Natty light
for the ride home.
587
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:37,272
- Ah. Dream on, brother.
- [Applause]
588
00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:39,276
[Sighs]
589
00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:41,437
I'm very proud of you guys.
590
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,079
Artie.
591
00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:48,085
Why don't you bring this
to Principal Figgins yourself.
592
00:34:48,153 --> 00:34:51,919
- All right, Artie.
- [Girl] Go, Artie!
593
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:58,756
- What's wrong, dude?
- I really appreciate what you guys did for me.
594
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:02,027
But I'm not the only kid
in a wheelchair at this school.
595
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,194
And I'm sure there'll be others
after I graduate.
596
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,933
And I know how important it is for
all of us to go to sectionals together...
597
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,703
but I think I'd rather
just get a ride from my dad...
598
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:15,042
and use this for a handicap ramp
in the auditorium.
599
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,340
Any objections?
600
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:21,284
Well, it sure beats having
to carry him in every day.
601
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:29,861
You think she has a brain tumor?
That can cause erratic behavior.
602
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:33,193
All I know is that
she walked in unannounced...
603
00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:37,201
and she wrote me a check
for three new handicap ramps.
604
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:40,864
I just don't get it.
I mean, first, putting Becky in Cheerios.
605
00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:43,499
Now this.
What is her angle?
606
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:47,841
Why ask why? Just enjoy the fact
that you're getting your bus after all.
607
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:54,377
- How's she doing?
- Great.
608
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:58,048
She asks about you.
She's been watching you on TV.
609
00:35:58,123 --> 00:36:00,216
I need to get here more often.
610
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:02,226
Oh, you get here plenty.
611
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,819
- [Knocking]
- Jean?
612
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,830
Your little sister's here to see you.
613
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,661
- Hey, Sue!
- Hi, honey!
614
00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:11,634
- My sister's famous!
- You got that right.
615
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,933
I got something for you.
616
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,030
What's this?
617
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:19,508
- Wow! A pom-pom. Thank you.
- That's for you.
618
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,513
- What do you feel like doing today?
- Can we read today?
619
00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:24,947
- Look what I have.
- Little Red Riding Hood.
620
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,779
Right. Your favorite book.
621
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,285
Wanna start at the beginning?
622
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,048
- Yes.
- All right.
623
00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:32,612
- You ready?
- Ready.
624
00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:41,562
[Chuckles]
625
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:45,262
"Once upon a time...
626
00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:49,103
"there was a little girl
who lived in the forest.
627
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:54,077
"Whenever she went out,
the little girl wore a red riding cloak.
628
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:58,878
So everyone in the village
called her Little Red Riding Hood."
629
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,781
- Right?
- Right.
630
00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:03,377
[Laughter]
631
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:08,154
- Oh, no! Oh, you're so much faster!
- You can't keep up.
632
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,161
I can't! This is so hard... No!
633
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:14,756
[Groans] No, this wasn't fair.
You've had eight years of practice.
634
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:18,234
Excelling at wheelchair races
is about my only advantage.
635
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:22,967
It's like your stutter.
It's mostly just a big hassle.
636
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:27,068
This has been a really fun date.
637
00:37:27,145 --> 00:37:29,841
But... I wanna get out of this chair.
638
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:31,314
Why?
639
00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:36,582
So... I can do this.
640
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,033
I have to tell you something.
641
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:54,196
I've been faking it.
642
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,035
Faking what?
643
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,007
I don't have a stutter.
644
00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:02,941
I pretended to have one
in sixth grade because...
645
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:06,711
I didn't wanna give a speech
on the Missouri Compromise.
646
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,049
I was really shy.
647
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,489
And it made people think I was weird,
so they left me alone.
648
00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:17,460
And it wasn't until
I joined Glee Club that I realized...
649
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:20,987
how much I was missing.
650
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:24,126
I don't wanna
push people away anymore.
651
00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:26,193
You understand what
that's like, don't you?
652
00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:29,001
No. I don't.
653
00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:32,376
I would never try to push people away...
654
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,344
'cause being in a chair
kind of does that for you.
655
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:39,747
I thought we had something
really important in common.
656
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:45,520
Wait. Artie, I'm sorry.
657
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:49,151
I am too.
I'm sorry now you get to be normal...
658
00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:52,321
and I'm gonna be stuck in this chair
the rest of my life.
659
00:38:52,397 --> 00:38:55,560
And that's not something I can fake.
660
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:03,072
- [Tool Whirring Loudly]
- Hey, Dad.
661
00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:05,109
- What are you doing?
- I'm makin' biscuits.
662
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,269
What does it look like I'm doing?
How'd the tryout go?
663
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,739
They gave the part to Rachel.
664
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,749
I knew they were gonna rig it!
665
00:39:12,817 --> 00:39:15,411
I'm goin' down to that school
and I'm talkin' to Schuester.
666
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,546
I blew the note.
667
00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:20,352
I wanted to lose.
668
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:24,361
Kurt, I stuck my neck out for you,
and you go and you throw the game?
669
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,567
Dad.
670
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:33,365
I've known who I was since I was five.
671
00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:37,033
I adapted.
Being different made me stronger.
672
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:42,140
At the end of the day, it's what's gonna
get me out of this cow town.
673
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,147
You never had to do that.
674
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,308
I can handle myself just fine.
675
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,785
No, you can't. Not about this.
676
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,153
That phone call yesterday
was just the beginning...
677
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:57,558
especially if I get up in front of
a thousand people to sing a girl's song.
678
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:03,797
When I saw you right after
you got the call...
679
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:08,430
and you were...
so hurt and so upset...
680
00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:14,571
it just killed me.
681
00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:20,814
I'm not saying I'm gonna
hide in the closet.
682
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:24,912
I'm-I'm proud of who I am.
683
00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:29,449
I'm just saying that
I love you more than I love being a star.
684
00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:34,131
You are your mother.
685
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:39,660
You know, she was always the strong one.
Look, uh...
686
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:43,265
you wanna help me
put a 195 on this bad boy?
687
00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:45,605
Let me change into my coveralls.
688
00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,611
This sweater's an Alexander McQueen.
689
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,617
## [Pop]
690
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:55,516
# Rollin' #
691
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,120
# Rollin' #
692
00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:00,453
# Rollin' on a river #
693
00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:02,857
This one's for you, Artie!
694
00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:07,193
- # Left a good job in the city #
- # Down in the city #
695
00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:11,668
# Workin' for the man
every night and day #
696
00:41:11,736 --> 00:41:15,797
# And I never lost
one minute of sleepin' #
697
00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:19,810
# I was worrying about the way
that things might have been #
698
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:23,507
# Big wheel keep on turnin' #
699
00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:29,019
# Ooh, the proud Mary keep on burnin' #
700
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:31,419
- # And we're rollin' #
- # Rollin' #
701
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,389
- # Rollin' , yeah #
- # Rollin' #
702
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,756
# Rollin' on the river #
703
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:40,696
# Rollin' on the river #
704
00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:42,596
## [Tempo Increases]
705
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,529
# So I left a good job in the city #
706
00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:51,541
# Workin' for the man
every night and day #
707
00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:54,169
# And I never lost
one minute of sleepin' #
708
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:56,770
# Worryin' about the way
things might have been #
709
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,748
- # Big wheel keep on turnin' #
- # Turnin' #
710
00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:01,843
# Proud Mary keep on burnin' #
711
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,012
- # Burnin' #
- # Rollin' #
712
00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:04,349
- # Rollin' #
- # Rollin' #
713
00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:06,686
- # Yeah #
- # Rollin' on the river #
714
00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:07,850
# Rollin' on the river #
715
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,291
- # Rollin' #
- # Rollin' #
716
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,850
- # Rollin' #
- # Yeah #
717
00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,193
# Rollin' on the river #
718
00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:16,097
## [All Vocalizing]
719
00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:24,369
# Yeah #
720
00:42:28,613 --> 00:42:31,309
- # If you come down to the river #
- # Doo, doo, doo, doo #
721
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,441
# Bet you gonna find
some people who live #
722
00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:36,715
# You don't have to worry
if you have the money #
723
00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:39,382
# People on the river
are happy to give #
724
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:42,119
- # Big wheel keep on turnin' #
- # Oh, yeah #
725
00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:44,559
- # Proud Mary keep on burnin' #
- # Burnin' #
726
00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:47,393
- # Rollin' , rollin' #
- # Rollin' #
727
00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:50,093
- # Rollin' on the river #
- # Rollin' on the river #
728
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,795
- # Rollin' #
- # Rollin' #
729
00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:53,497
- # Rollin' #
- # Yeah #
730
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,903
- # Rollin' on the river #
- # Rollin' on the river #
731
00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:58,238
## [All Vocalizing]
732
00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,834
# Yeah #
733
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:04,245
# Hey #
734
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:07,807
# Oh, yeah ##
735
00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:09,820
[Chatter, Applause]
736
00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:18,121
- Oh, my God! How do you do it?
- Whoo!
737
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:26,633
## [Vocalizing]
738
00:43:26,704 --> 00:43:30,367
## [Harmonic Vocalizing]
739
00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,291
## [Ends]
740
00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:58,291
English - US - SDH
extracted by rogard