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So, here's what you
missed last season on Glee.
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Quinn had a baby, Finn
and Rachel are in love,
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Sue's going easy on Will,
and even though the Glee Club
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worked really hard to get to
Regionals, they didn't win.
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Vocal Adrenaline! But it's
okay to not win an award,
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particularly when you had so
much fun getting there, right?
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Right?
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We didn't even place.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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Up here. Come on, focus.
Okay.
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Hi, I'm Jacob Ben Israel
with Glee's Big Gay Summer,
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with all the Glee Club
dish you're dying to know.
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Rachel, how do you respond to rumors
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you're incredibly
difficult to work with?
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Well, as her boyfriend,
I can answer that.
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We've been dating all summer.
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Rachel's what you'd call
a controllist.
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I- I'm controlling.
"Controllist" isn't a word.
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Oh. I'm controlling.
Performing is my life.
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And yes, do I have opinions about it?
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Does my need to constantly
express those opinions
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- annoy my fellow Glee Clubbers?
- Yes.
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That was out loud, wasn't it?
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Will Schuester, how do you
respond to a recent post
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on my blog saying your
Glee Club song selections
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sound like they come
from a drag queen's iPod?
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Well, I try to do
something for everybody.
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Uh, 25% show tunes, 25%
hip-hop, 25% classic rock...
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100% gay.
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Confirm or deny the rumor
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that because you
knocked up Quinn Fabray,
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you spent all your summer pool
cleaning money on a vasectomy.
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It's true.
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It was the responsible thing to do.
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Is it also true you're suffering
from a crippling depression
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because you're not over Miss Fabray?
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How has life changed since the
birth of your bastard child?
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Well, I'm happy to be back,
and I'm ready to start fresh.
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And... I'm a lot less hormonal,
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so... so there's not really any crying.
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- How was your summer?
- My eyes are up here, JewFro.
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- And it was uneventful.
- People thought I went on vacation,
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but actually I spent the
summer lost in the sewers.
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What can you say
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about the rumors the
two of you are dating?
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Because we're both Asian?
That's racist.
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Totally racist.
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Did you get that? Did you get that?
You saw it here first.
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Did you know there's a forum on my blog
that's begging you to stop rapping?
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Wait, th-the kids don't
like it when I rap?
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When will you Glee Clubbers accept the
fact that people hate you Kiss it, Jacob.
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and think you're nothing but a
glorified karaoke club Go away, go away.
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designed to make the inventors
of AutoTune millions of dollars?
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When exactly did you ink your
sponsorship with Lands' End?
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When are you slated to make your
triumphant return to the Shire?
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How do you get the white on rice?
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What did you do with
all that breast milk?
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You know what, Jacob?
It doesn't take much courage for people
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to park their cottage cheese
behinds in their Barcaloungers
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and log on to the Internet
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and start tearing people down, does it?
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But you know what
does take some courage?
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Standing up and singing about something.
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So here's a message for
everyone that reads your blog.
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Next time, instead of posting
an anonymous comment online,
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- say what you have to say to my face.
- Welcome back, lady!
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Whoo!
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I don't suppose there's any way you could
just cut out that last part, is there?
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Glee.
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Synced by Rafael UPD and YesCool
Corrected by YesCool www. addic7ed. com
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Hey, why so glum, William?
Cat crap in your coffee?
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Or are you worried no one's
signing up for your little club there?
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Nah, not at all, Sue. Nationals
are in New York City this year.
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I think that list is gonna
be filled up in no time.
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Well, you know what your problem is?
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"No tryouts, just sign up. "
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Nobody wants to be part of a
club that just anyone can join.
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See this? It's a court
summons child endangerment
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'cause there's been a line of would-be
Cheerios! out there since late July.
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I guess they lost their
humanity a little bit.
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One girl ate a pigeon, several others
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started worshipping a
possum carcass as their lord.
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That's how much they
want to be Cheerios!
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Well, sorry, Sue.
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Anyone who wants to join
Glee Club gets to join.
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Oh, God, Will, let me
break it down for you.
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High school is a dry run
for the rest of your life.
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Not everyone can be champions.
Not everyone should be champions.
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We need fry cooks and bus drivers.
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Well, Sue, it's how I work,
and it's not going to change.
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I like being friends with you, Will.
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This is fun.
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You make not trying to destroy
Glee Club easy. You know why?
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'Cause you're doing
such a bang-up job of it
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all by yourself.
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Oh, it's time to feed my gimp.
Oh, and also, Figgins wants to see us.
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Ah-ah-ah! Not you!
Hands off that list.
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Cut my budget?
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You can't cut my budget
without written consent
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from the President of
the Federal Reserve!
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- It's in my contract!
- Oh, Sue, I think you can manage
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a sixth national title
without two confetti cannons.
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Do you think your kids can
manage life without their daddy?
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We're barely surviving
on the budget we have.
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Slashing the Glee budget
by ten percent,
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cutting our transportation
to and from events
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- is like cutting our legs off.
- Sacrifices must be made.
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This is being mandated at
the district level, guys.
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Studies show that the best way
to bring in alumni donations
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is through a successful
athletic department specifically,
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- a winning football team.
- Who's this?
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I'm Shannon Beiste, I'm
the new football coach.
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Spelled
B- E-I-S-T-E.
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It's French.
- I'm sorry,
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- what happened to Ken Tanaka?
- Nervous breakdown.
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Don't look at it
as a punishment,
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look at it as an investment
into your clubs' futures.
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The more money the football program
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brings in, the more I
can give back to you guys!
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Coach Beiste here
is fresh off her fifth consecutive
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all-Missouri high school
football championship.
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We're very lucky to have her!
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What can I say? I like a challenge.
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First of all, a female football
coach, like a male nurse-
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sin against nature.
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Number two, I'm sure you're
used to Hillbilly parents
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yelping adulation at you as they attempt
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to impregnate the tailpipes
of various off-road vehicles.
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But you're in my house now, Beiste.
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No one comes into my
house and steals from me.
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Do not get up in a
panther's business, lady.
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- You're all coffee and no omelet.
- That doesn't make any sense.
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Coach, Beiste, I think
you understand our frustration.
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- Our budgets just got cut by ten percent.
- It should have been more!
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You think there's not
something wrong when
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the cheerleaders' budget's
higher than the people
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- who they're cheering for?
- Well, sure, but the Glee Club is a...
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The Glee Club? You
came in third last year
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and you're asking for more money?
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That's a steer with
six teats and no oink.
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- This doesn't make any sense.
- What?
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These are comments
from Jacob Ben-Israel's
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most recent Glee Club blog.
"Glee is a giant ball of suck. "
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We get it, Mr. Shue.
Everyone still hates us.
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So what? So we're plankton
on the high school food chain?
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Only difference now is
that none of us really care.
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Kurt's right. We're a family.
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They can bring it all they want.
None of it is going to break us.
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Okay, I'm really happy that
you guys have all bonded.
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The problem is that all
of this negative stuff
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is keeping other
students from auditioning.
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Good. Why do we need new members?
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Well, since Matt transferred,
we only have 11 members,
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and if we want to go to Nationals,
if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline,
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we have to go from a small rebel force
to a giant wall of sound.
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Yeah, Mr. Schuester's right, you guys.
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You didn't see Vocal Adrenaline
at Regionals. They were epic.
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We're going to need more
voices in order to beat them.
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- Yeah. I'm with Rachel on this one.
- Gross.
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You're going to have to
trust me on this, guys.
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Now, here's the plan.
Nationals are in New York this year,
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and we are going.
Now let's go out there
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and show the school how
cool it's going to be,
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how cool we can be. If they're not going to come to us, let's go to them.
They say we only sing show tunes and '80s pop. Let's show them how down we are.
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Let's give them the song of the year,
New Directions! style.
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Okay. Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!
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# Bum bum bum #
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# Bah bah bah bah bah #
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# Bah bah bah #
# Bum bum bum #
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# Bah bah bah bah bah #
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# Bah bah bah #
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# Yeah, yeah, I'm
out that Brooklyn #
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# Now I'm down in Tribeca #
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# Right next to DeNiro,
but I'll be hood forever #
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# I'm the new Sinatra #
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# And since I made it here,
I can make it anywhere #
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# Yeah, they love
me everywhere #
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# I used to cop in Harlem #
# All of my Dominicanos #
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# Right there up on Broadway #
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# Pull me back to that McDonald's #
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# Took it to my stash
box, 560 State Street #
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# Catch me in the kitchen like
a Simmons whippin' pastries #
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- # Aah, ooh #
- # Eight million stories #
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# Out there in it naked #
# City, it's a pity #
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# Half of y'all
won't make it #
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# Me, I got a plug,
Special Ed "I Got It Made" #
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# If Jesus payin' LeBron,
I'm payin' Dwyane Wade #
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# Aah # # Three dice
cee-lo, three card monte #
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# Labor Day Parade, rest
in peace, Bob Marley #
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# Jigga I be Spik'd out #
# I could trip a referee #
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# Tell by my attitude that
I'm most definitely from #
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- # New York #
- # Hey #
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# Concrete jungle where
dreams are made of #
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- # There's nothin' you can't do #
- # That Brooklyn #
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- # Now you're in New York #
- # You're in New York #
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# Welcome to the
bright lights, baby #
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# These streets will
make you feel brand new #
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# Big lights
will inspire you #
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# Let's hear it for New
York, New York, New York #
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# Yeah #
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# One hand in the
air for the big city #
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# Street lights, big
dreams, all lookin' pretty #
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# No place in the world
that could compare #
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# Put your lighters
in the air #
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# Everybody say "Yeah, yeah" #
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# Yeah, yeah #
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# In New York #
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# Concrete jungle where
dreams are made of #
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# There's nothing
you can't do #
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# Now you're in New York #
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# New York, New York #
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# These streets will
make you feel brand new #
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- # Brand new #
- # Big lights will inspire you #
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# Let's hear it for New York #
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# New York, New York #
# New York, New York #
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# Bah bah bah bah bah #
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# Bah bah bah. #
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Hey, Sue. Can I talk
to you for a second?
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Sure, buddy. You look steamed.
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Those kids went out
and really tried to show
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what Glee Club was all about.
And how does the school repay them?
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By defacing the sign-up sheet.
"Buttface McBallnuts. "
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"Ass-braham Lin-colon. "
They're not even funny!
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Now, don't be rude, William. I
put a lot of thought into those.
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Consider this a wakeup call. You're
worried about getting new recruits?
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Well, if Beiste get her way
and our budgets are slashed,
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you'll be cutting kids left and right.
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You're right.
I hadn't thought about that.
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Beiste needs to be stopped, and
I need your help to topple her.
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- You in?
- I'm in.
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I was really excited
232
00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:29,927
about my Glee Club
recruit poster design.
233
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I made it super masculine,
just like these pamphlets I saw
234
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some Army guys passing
out at a daycare center.
235
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Then, I heard something...
236
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# We both lie silent and
still in the dead of the night #
237
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# Although we lie
close together #
238
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# I feel like we're miles apart...
# It was this new transfer kid.
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I saw him tapping his
foot when we busted it out
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in the courtyard the day before...
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# Every rose has its thorn #
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# Just like every
night has its dawn #
243
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I would've joined in
with a kick-ass harmony,
244
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,929
but the dude was naked.
245
00:12:05,997 --> 00:12:09,433
# Just like every cowboy
sings a sad, sad song... #
246
00:12:21,952 --> 00:12:24,648
Oh, hello! I couldn't help
but notice you admiring me
247
00:12:24,716 --> 00:12:26,049
- yesterday in the courtyard.
- Um, what?
248
00:12:26,647 --> 00:12:30,107
Oh, you don't speak English.
You like me sing!
249
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:34,758
- You like me sing very much!
- Um, I totally speak English.
250
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I even did a little research on you.
You're a foreign exchange student
251
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named Sunshine Corazon
because you're from
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the Philippines, where
it's sunny every day.
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- Except for the monsoons.
- Listen, Sunshine,
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we need chorus members;
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people to stand behind
me and stare at me
256
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with wet, moved eyes while I sing solos.
257
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:53,476
So I encourage you
to audition for Glee Club!
258
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Glee Club is fun!
Swaying in background can be fun!
259
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Thank you. Okay.
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# Hello, hello, baby, you
called, I can't hear a thing #
261
00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:10,460
# I have got no service in
the club, you say, say? #
262
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:14,965
# Wha-wha-what did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me #
263
00:13:15,032 --> 00:13:18,368
# Sorry, I cannot hear
you, I'm kinda busy #
264
00:13:18,436 --> 00:13:22,973
# K-kinda busy #
265
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,943
# Sorry, I cannot
hear you, I'm kinda busy #
266
00:13:27,011 --> 00:13:28,945
# Just a second,
it's my favorite song
267
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# They're gonna play #
268
00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:34,217
# And I cannot text you with
a drink in my hand, eh? #
269
00:13:34,285 --> 00:13:36,286
# You shoulda made
some plans with me #
270
00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:38,555
# You knew that I was free #
271
00:13:38,623 --> 00:13:42,525
# And now you won't stop
calling me, I'm kinda busy #
272
00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:47,063
# Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore! #
273
00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:50,400
# I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor #
274
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# Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore! #
275
00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:58,575
# I left my head and my
heart on the dance floor #
276
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# Stop telephoning me! #
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00:14:02,813 --> 00:14:05,282
# Stop telephoning me #
278
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# I'm being... #
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Shut up!
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That was fun.
I'd love to join your club.
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- When are auditions?
- Let me get back to you on that one.
282
00:14:20,164 --> 00:14:23,433
- Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
- Okay.
283
00:14:27,805 --> 00:14:30,206
We're trying to recruit
new members for Glee Club.
284
00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:33,677
The Panther isn't cool with anything
285
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except doing exactly what
she says without question.
286
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That's how you win.
287
00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:41,985
Now, first things first.
You're all cut.
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Everyone starts fresh with me.
Tryouts start...
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- right now. Any questions?
- I got 25
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everything pies for a Coach...
Beiste?
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00:14:53,731 --> 00:14:57,133
I didn't order any pizzas.
292
00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:08,794
Isn't this kind of immature?
293
00:15:08,829 --> 00:15:11,948
No, it's downright childish.
But I know gals like Beiste.
294
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,684
Oh, her high school life
must have been miserable.
295
00:15:14,752 --> 00:15:19,556
She's oversized, humorless, refers to
herself in the third person as an animal.
296
00:15:19,623 --> 00:15:22,959
This kind of abuse and teasing
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00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,362
will bring back all
those childhood memories.
298
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She'll be shaken to her core.
Humiliated and devastated.
299
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:31,401
She'll have no choice
but to quit her job,
300
00:15:31,469 --> 00:15:34,904
- and our budgets will be restored.
- Yes!
301
00:15:34,972 --> 00:15:36,506
The boss says, uh,
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00:15:36,574 --> 00:15:39,342
if you don't pay for 'em, I have to.
303
00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:42,645
Which means we have to
reuse my kid's Pampers.
304
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For another week.
305
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:56,693
Hand 'em out, Wayne Newton.
All right, guys, it's a pizza party.
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Dig in. Everybody has to
eat at least four slices.
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00:16:00,431 --> 00:16:02,532
Let's go!
And when you're done,
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full pads out on the field.
We're doing wind sprints.
309
00:16:05,236 --> 00:16:09,439
And the first ten
to puke are off the team.
310
00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:18,481
Hey, guys, um, there's pizza
in there, if you want some.
311
00:16:18,549 --> 00:16:19,416
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
312
00:16:23,487 --> 00:16:25,388
I figured that if Kurt's
gay and he can do it,
313
00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:28,625
- then why can't I?
- Being gay isn't a handicap, Artie.
314
00:16:28,692 --> 00:16:30,660
How can you play football
in a wheelchair, anyway?
315
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,029
I have to get on that team, Finn.
316
00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:37,634
- Dude, what's this about?
- Tina.
317
00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:39,869
She dumped me for Mike Chang.
318
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:44,407
They fell in love over the
summer at... Asian Camp.
319
00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:46,576
They were counselors,
in charge of teaching
320
00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:49,546
all those tech-savvy
Asian kids about the arts.
321
00:16:49,613 --> 00:16:53,850
# Getting to know
all about you #
322
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:57,120
# Getting to like you... #
323
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:05,328
So, what did Tina say
when she broke up with you?
324
00:17:05,396 --> 00:17:07,564
I think you're great, Artie,
but you're a terrible boyfriend.
325
00:17:07,631 --> 00:17:09,032
You ignored me for weeks this summer.
326
00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,067
I was playing a marathon
round of Halo, woman.
327
00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:12,669
And then when we did get together,
328
00:17:12,736 --> 00:17:15,805
all you wanted to do was watch
Coming Home over and over.
329
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:20,376
Mike tries to be into what I'm into.
Like his abs.
330
00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:26,783
Dude, I'm sympathetic for you, I just
don't see you on the football team.
331
00:17:26,851 --> 00:17:28,685
Imagine you were pushing
me in this big hunk of metal
332
00:17:28,752 --> 00:17:30,086
down the field at full speed.
333
00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:31,721
The centrifugal force
would be too much to stop.
334
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,257
I'd be like a medieval battering ram.
335
00:17:35,726 --> 00:17:38,995
Dude, you'd be like a human
cannonball. That would be awesome!
336
00:17:39,063 --> 00:17:40,897
So you'll help?
337
00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:46,569
Sure. But you got to help me first.
Hey, Sam.
338
00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:49,305
My name's Finn.
This here is Artie.
339
00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:52,509
Yeah, I know who you are.
You're the... the quarterback.
340
00:17:52,576 --> 00:17:54,511
Exactly, Which
makes me very cool.
341
00:17:54,578 --> 00:17:56,546
And we'd like to talk
to you about Glee Club.
342
00:17:57,915 --> 00:18:01,351
- So, Sam, tell us about yourself.
- My name's Sam Evans.
343
00:18:01,418 --> 00:18:04,254
I like comic books, sports.
344
00:18:04,321 --> 00:18:06,656
I'm dyslexic, so my grades
aren't that good, but...
345
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:09,325
- I'm working on it.
- Dude, your mouth is huge.
346
00:18:09,393 --> 00:18:11,361
How many tennis balls
can you fit in there?
347
00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:14,163
I don't... know. I've never
had any balls in my mouth.
348
00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:19,736
- Have you?
- I like this kid.
349
00:18:19,803 --> 00:18:22,772
I like his confidence,
but the Bieber cut's gotta go.
350
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,973
Mm-hmm.
351
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,943
- So, can you sing with that big mouth?
- I've never really sung
352
00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,611
in front of anybody before.
353
00:18:28,679 --> 00:18:31,848
Dude, let me tell you,
chicks dig singers.
354
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,817
Well, give it a shot.
We'll back you up, I promise.
355
00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:36,519
What song you got in your back pocket?
356
00:18:36,587 --> 00:18:38,788
Um... "Billionaire"?
357
00:18:43,527 --> 00:18:45,828
# I wanna be a billionaire #
358
00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:48,865
# So freakin' bad #
359
00:18:48,932 --> 00:18:52,668
# Buy all of the
things I never had #
360
00:18:54,571 --> 00:18:59,976
# I wanna be on the cover of
Forbes magazine #
361
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:04,380
# Smiling next to
Oprah and the Queen #
362
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:07,483
# Oh, every time I close #
363
00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,352
# My eyes #
364
00:19:11,021 --> 00:19:15,458
# I see my name
in shining lights #
365
00:19:15,526 --> 00:19:16,826
# Yeah #
366
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,328
# A different
city every night #
367
00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:21,297
# Oh, I #
368
00:19:21,365 --> 00:19:25,034
# I swear #
# The world better prepare #
369
00:19:25,102 --> 00:19:29,105
# For when I'm a billionaire #
370
00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,707
# Yeah, I would have
a show like Oprah #
371
00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:32,942
# I would be the host of #
372
00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:34,277
# Every day Christmas #
373
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:35,812
# Give Artie a wish list #
374
00:19:35,879 --> 00:19:38,281
# I'll probably pull a
Angelina and Brad Pitt #
375
00:19:38,348 --> 00:19:41,150
# And adopt a bunch of babies
that ain't never had it #
376
00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,619
# Give away a few Mercedes
like, "Here, lady, have this" #
377
00:19:43,687 --> 00:19:47,023
# And last but not least,
grant somebody their last wish #
378
00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:49,592
# It's been a couple months
that I been single, so #
379
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:52,161
# You can call me Artie
Claus, minus the ho-ho #
380
00:19:52,229 --> 00:19:55,631
# Ha-ha! Get it? I'll probably
visit where Katrina hit #
381
00:19:55,699 --> 00:19:58,334
# And darn sure do a
lot more than FEMA did #
382
00:19:58,402 --> 00:20:00,636
# Yeah, can't forget
about me, stupid #
383
00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:03,506
# Everywhere I go, I'm-a
have my own theme music #
384
00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:06,843
# Oh, every time
I close my eyes #
385
00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:09,011
# Uh, what you see,
what you see, bruh? #
386
00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:12,982
# I see my name
in shining lights #
387
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,984
- # Uh-huh, And what else? #
- # Oh, yeah #
388
00:20:15,052 --> 00:20:17,220
# A different
city every night #
389
00:20:17,287 --> 00:20:21,490
- # Oh, I, I swear #
- # Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah #
390
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,392
- # World better prepare #
- # For what? #
391
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,928
# For when I'm a billionaire #
392
00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:28,297
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
393
00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:29,432
# Oh! #
394
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:32,168
# When I'm a billionaire #
395
00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:34,036
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
396
00:20:34,104 --> 00:20:36,606
- # Sing it! #
- # When I'm a billionaire #
397
00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:39,408
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
398
00:20:39,476 --> 00:20:40,443
# Oh! #
399
00:20:42,613 --> 00:20:44,947
# I wanna be a billionaire #
400
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:48,885
# So freakin' bad. #
401
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:53,189
That-that was really cool!
402
00:20:53,257 --> 00:20:56,759
Nice. So you think you can come back
and do that in front of everybody?
403
00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:57,960
Sure.
404
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:08,701
- So, is that a men's sweater?
- Fashion has no gender.
405
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:13,605
Ladies, we have a problem.
There's a new student at this school
406
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,441
named Sunshine who is a
Filipino and is shorter than me.
407
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,443
Which I didn't think was
possible and is very unnerving.
408
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,045
Okay, so I'm gonna go now.
409
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,347
Wait! And...
410
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:26,084
she has a remarkable voice.
411
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,754
I'm just...
I'm very worried.
412
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,322
You know, not-not for myself,
413
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,458
but for my lesser Glee Clubbers
who don't get as many solos.
414
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,561
So I've paid a hundred
dollars to Azimio and Karofsky
415
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,430
to brutally slushie us in
front of Sunshine's locker,
416
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,499
terrifying her and ensuring
she doesn't sign up.
417
00:21:42,248 --> 00:21:43,268
So this is the part
where you're supposed to be
418
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:46,471
- hugging me and thanking me.
- That's awful. You're awful.
419
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,839
But solos! I mean...
420
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,108
Look, Rachel, Mercedes and
I are about as self-involved
421
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,679
as they come, but more than anything,
we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline.
422
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,281
And if there's someone at the
school that can help us do that,
423
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:56,982
they're in.
424
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:04,089
You know what?
You're right.
425
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:07,192
It's just...
so like me to just be
426
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:10,162
totally blinded by my
concern for the two of you.
427
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:13,131
I'll-I'll-I'll go
talk to Sunshine now
428
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:16,969
and just let her know how
truly welcome she really is.
429
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,603
Thanks.
430
00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:29,548
Hi. So, here's the address
for the audition tomorrow
431
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:30,816
and helpful directions.
432
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:34,119
- Look forward to seeing you there.
- Thanks.
433
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:45,525
Beiste is on the move.
Operation Mean Girl is a go.
434
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,767
Move. Go! Disperse.
435
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,969
Leave the Danish.
436
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,909
- Anyone sitting here?
- Yes.
437
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,545
These seats are currently being
occupied by my ghost friends.
438
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:04,149
- I beg your pardon?
- My ghost friends.
439
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,918
Hideous, lonely faculty members
who met with an early death
440
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,087
from good old-fashioned
schoolyard bullying.
441
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:12,157
And you know why?
They tried to cross me.
442
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:13,592
So why don't you just keep on walking?
443
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:22,534
Hi, Will.
You... you mind if I sit here?
444
00:23:23,874 --> 00:23:25,871
Sorry. Taken.
445
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:31,131
- How about there?
- Actually, they're all sort of taken.
446
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,413
I am, uh, meeting with some...
447
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:40,285
some science teachers. You think it's easy
being a female football coach, being different?
448
00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:42,788
You think I don't get
this everywhere I go?
449
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:46,758
Everybody told me
that Sue was the school bully and, uh...
450
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,860
that you were really cool.
451
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,762
I see they got that
last part wrong, huh?
452
00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:12,751
So you know why Helen
Keller couldn't drive, right?
453
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,488
- Why?
- 'Cause she was a woman.
454
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:19,691
Coach Beiste?
455
00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:25,397
- Are you crying?
- Yeah.
456
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:29,545
Saw your stats from last season,
and it really hurt my feelings.
457
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:38,810
Hey, Coach, uh, this is Artie.
He'd like to try out for the team.
458
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,448
- You screwing with me?
- No, no. Absolutely not.
459
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,383
Uh, see we figured that
460
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,986
if I push him down the field
fast enough, the centrifugal...
461
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,288
- Centrifugal. Centrifugal force.
- You're out.
462
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:52,424
Wait. What?!
463
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,526
You're off the team, cut, out!
464
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:57,896
You come in here, pushing
a kid in a wheelchair,
465
00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:01,466
making me look like some kind of monster
because I have to tell him he can't play?
466
00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:03,368
No. No, that's not
467
00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:05,270
- what was going on here. Artie?
- I really want to play.
468
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:08,140
I want my girlfriend back,
and I want abs.
469
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:10,675
Yeah, he's like
470
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:13,345
- a human battering ram, like, like,
Braveheart. You know what?
471
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,580
I don't like being screwed with!
472
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,749
- Do you understand me?
- Dude, you're totally overreacting.
473
00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,384
"Dude"?
474
00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:24,289
Get the hell out of my locker room! Go!
475
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:30,462
Think this is some joke? Go!
476
00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:43,308
Next!
477
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:50,982
- No way. Get out.
- Coach Sylvester, please hear me out.
478
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,951
Nope. I trusted you,
and you let me down.
479
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:55,720
I don't want you anywhere near my squad.
480
00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:59,257
You'll deafen them with the sound
of your stretch marks rubbing together.
481
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:01,292
I understand you had your
confetti cannons taken away.
482
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,028
Well, I'll bet
there are quite a few church groups
483
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,664
who would gladly give money
to a squad who helped rehabilitate
484
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,099
a girl who got pregnant
485
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,827
and now speaks out for
abstinence education
486
00:26:09,828 --> 00:26:11,402
while wearing a 'Cheerios!' uniform.
487
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,302
Next!
488
00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:23,047
- Oh, my gosh, Coach.
- Wait. You're serious? Finn?
489
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:26,918
- My eyes are still burning.
- I'm Finn Hudson,
490
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:29,587
and I'd like to audition
for the Cheerios!
491
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,891
# I've got the power #
492
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:35,426
# Power #
493
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,433
# I've got the power #
494
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,335
# Power #
495
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:47,905
Am I dreaming?
- # I've got the power... #
496
00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:50,942
- Is this happening?
- But... why?
497
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,380
Coach Beiste kicked me
off the football team.
498
00:26:57,731 --> 00:27:01,152
I'm not the quarterback anymore,
which... means I'm nothing.
499
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:06,657
- I miss being popular.
- This is really embarrassing.
500
00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:11,596
I have really great leadership skills,
and, uh, I'm athletic,
501
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:13,531
so I could help with
the lifts and stuff.
502
00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:18,369
I hope you'll consider me.
503
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:21,038
Why would he get
kicked off the football team?
504
00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:24,308
Finn was just trying to help
out his handicapable friend!
505
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,877
He was insubordinate twice.
506
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:30,342
I'm the captain of the USS Kick Ass,
not the USS Back Talk.
507
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,018
Please, Coach, don't do this to me.
I need football. It's who I am.
508
00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,788
I thought you were the Glee
guy. I mean, what with all
509
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:39,732
- the sign-up sheets you put in my
locker room. Finn is a really good kid.
510
00:27:39,956 --> 00:27:41,325
Give him a chance to show you.
511
00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,795
You mean don't make a
snap judgment about him?
512
00:27:44,091 --> 00:27:47,732
Don't make his life miserable
because I assume he's a certain way?
513
00:27:48,412 --> 00:27:51,235
Okay, I get it.
This is about me.
514
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:52,703
I haven't been very welcoming,
515
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:55,473
but please, please, don't
take this out on Finn.
516
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,941
Am I through here, Principal Figgins?
517
00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:05,216
Mm-hmm.
518
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,985
A little bird told me
that someone spent her summer vacation
519
00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:09,754
getting a brand-new set of melons,
520
00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:11,622
even though you know
I have a very strict
521
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,858
no plastics policy in 'Cheerios!'.
522
00:28:14,397 --> 00:28:17,862
- Care to comment?
- I just...
523
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:20,731
What would possess a person
your age to get a boob job?
524
00:28:21,710 --> 00:28:23,434
You don't even know what your
body's going to look like.
525
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:26,604
It's an insult to nature
and completely distracting.
526
00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:30,141
I can't take my eyes off them.
I'm actually talking to them
527
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,877
- right now.
- I wanted people to notice me more.
528
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:36,347
- I don't get what the big deal is.
- Well, the big deal is that a person
529
00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:37,825
who has to pump her
nonnies full of gravy
530
00:28:37,826 --> 00:28:40,184
to feel good about herself
clearly doesn't have
531
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,948
the self-esteem to be
my head cheerleader.
532
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,891
- Quinn will replace you.
- What did...?
533
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:51,229
And Boobs McGee? You're demoted
to the bottom of the pyramid,
534
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:53,764
so when it collapses, your exploding
535
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,715
sandbags will protect
the squad from injury.
536
00:28:58,749 --> 00:29:02,073
Now take your juicy,
vine-ripened chest fruit
537
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,708
and get the hell out of my office.
538
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:33,504
You did this to me.
539
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,573
You told Coach Sylvester
about my summer surgery!
540
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,608
You have a surgery when
you get your appendix out.
541
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,744
- You got a boob job.
- Yup, sure did.
542
00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:41,412
You can't hit me.
543
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,240
Oh, sure I can, unless you got
yourself knocked up again, slut.
544
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:50,121
Stop the violence.
545
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,256
Hey, hey, what is this?!
546
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,125
Stop it. What happened
to us being a family? Hey.
547
00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:56,394
Oh, please. Stop that.
She has a family. She's a mother.
548
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:57,762
Walk away. Hey!
549
00:29:57,829 --> 00:30:00,097
And tighten up your pony
before you get to class!
550
00:30:12,884 --> 00:30:17,220
Well, hate to break it to you,
551
00:30:17,288 --> 00:30:18,689
but it doesn't look like
anyone's gonna be joining us,
552
00:30:18,756 --> 00:30:20,190
so I think we should just call it a day.
553
00:30:20,258 --> 00:30:21,858
We said 3:00 to 5:00. It's only 4:58.
554
00:30:22,170 --> 00:30:23,994
Just wait. My
buddy Sam's gonna try out.
555
00:30:24,062 --> 00:30:26,263
- He totally idolizes me.
- Oh, face it, Finn.
556
00:30:26,331 --> 00:30:28,932
You're no longer the quarterback.
You're not the Pied Piper anymore.
557
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,935
No one's gonna follow you around
thinking everything you do is cool.
558
00:30:32,003 --> 00:30:35,339
What about that Sunshine girl?
I thought you said she could sing.
559
00:30:35,406 --> 00:30:37,774
I guess she didn't want
to hang out with us losers.
560
00:30:42,847 --> 00:30:47,283
Show us on the doll
where Coach Beiste touched you.
561
00:30:49,053 --> 00:30:53,957
- Here and here.
- This is outrageous.
562
00:30:54,025 --> 00:30:56,626
I'll say. Anyone who
would prey on someone
563
00:30:56,694 --> 00:30:58,561
as sweet and simple
as poor, poor Brittany
564
00:30:58,629 --> 00:31:00,096
deserves everything
that's coming to her.
565
00:31:00,164 --> 00:31:03,433
I suggest immediate termination
and entry into the statewide
566
00:31:03,501 --> 00:31:06,836
- sex offender database.
- Sorry I'm late.
567
00:31:06,904 --> 00:31:10,674
- What's going on?
- Brittany here has accused Coach Beiste
568
00:31:10,741 --> 00:31:13,309
of inappropriate touching.
569
00:31:13,377 --> 00:31:15,490
What?! Brittany, that's
570
00:31:15,491 --> 00:31:18,700
- a serious accusation.
- It's very serious.
571
00:31:23,187 --> 00:31:26,856
Brittany, what you're saying
could ruin somebody's life.
572
00:31:26,924 --> 00:31:29,837
It's really important that
you tell the truth here.
573
00:31:31,910 --> 00:31:35,465
I made it up.
Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs.
574
00:31:35,533 --> 00:31:38,668
Actually, I really want to touch her boobs.
575
00:31:39,537 --> 00:31:40,937
If you're all done
576
00:31:41,005 --> 00:31:43,506
wasting my time, I have
a football team to coach.
577
00:31:43,574 --> 00:31:46,409
Coach...
578
00:31:51,090 --> 00:31:52,115
You're weak, Will!
579
00:31:52,183 --> 00:31:53,550
- You know what, Sue?
- Mr. Shue?
580
00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:56,653
Can we talk to you?
It's kind of important.
581
00:32:04,628 --> 00:32:07,297
- Tell me this isn't true, Rachel.
- She could have died.
582
00:32:07,364 --> 00:32:10,233
I didn't send her to
an active crack house.
583
00:32:10,301 --> 00:32:12,001
Besides, how did you
guys find out anyways?
584
00:32:12,069 --> 00:32:14,571
- The Asian community is very tight.
- I just don't get it.
585
00:32:14,638 --> 00:32:17,073
- You're better than this.
- No, she's an ambitious little freak
586
00:32:17,141 --> 00:32:18,608
who will do anything
to hold on to her power.
587
00:32:18,676 --> 00:32:21,611
I just... I... I love you guys so much.
588
00:32:22,713 --> 00:32:25,081
I was wrong before.
I don't want any
589
00:32:25,149 --> 00:32:28,952
new members.
I didn't want anyone coming in
590
00:32:29,019 --> 00:32:31,121
a... And messing up
our group dynamic.
591
00:32:31,188 --> 00:32:34,357
Tina, Mike,
I mean, what if Sunshine can dance?
592
00:32:34,425 --> 00:32:36,926
Then your contributions to Glee
will be even more insignificant
593
00:32:36,994 --> 00:32:40,296
than they already are now.
I did this for you guys.
594
00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:47,973
Whatever your motivations,
you need to make this right, Rachel.
595
00:32:54,245 --> 00:32:56,880
I'm sorry for sending
you to that crack house.
596
00:32:56,947 --> 00:33:00,183
They stole my sheet music
and used it for toilet paper.
597
00:33:00,251 --> 00:33:04,287
Look, I'll buy you a new set.
You can just, um, come pick it up
598
00:33:04,355 --> 00:33:06,122
at the auditorium at 4:00 tomorrow.
599
00:33:14,098 --> 00:33:16,933
Hi, I'm Sunshine Corazon,
and I'll be singing "Listen"
600
00:33:17,001 --> 00:33:18,635
from the movie "Dreamgirls".
601
00:33:18,702 --> 00:33:21,971
- Broadway show first.
- Shh... Shut up.
602
00:33:24,475 --> 00:33:28,244
# Listen #
603
00:33:28,312 --> 00:33:31,748
# To the song
here in my heart #
604
00:33:31,816 --> 00:33:35,685
# A melody I start #
605
00:33:35,753 --> 00:33:40,123
# But can't complete #
606
00:33:40,191 --> 00:33:43,126
# Listen #
607
00:33:43,194 --> 00:33:47,463
# To the sound
from deep within #
608
00:33:47,531 --> 00:33:50,500
# It's only beginning #
609
00:33:50,568 --> 00:33:54,671
# To find release #
610
00:33:54,738 --> 00:33:57,607
# Oh, the time has come #
611
00:33:57,675 --> 00:34:00,210
# For my dreams to be heard #
612
00:34:00,277 --> 00:34:04,113
# They will not be
pushed aside and turned #
613
00:34:04,181 --> 00:34:05,815
# Into your own #
614
00:34:05,883 --> 00:34:11,387
# All 'cause you
won't listen #
615
00:34:11,455 --> 00:34:13,623
# Listen #
616
00:34:13,691 --> 00:34:17,493
# I am alone at
the crossroads #
617
00:34:17,561 --> 00:34:20,697
# I'm not at home
in my own home #
618
00:34:20,764 --> 00:34:22,632
# And I've tried and tried #
619
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:24,901
# To say what's on my mind #
620
00:34:24,969 --> 00:34:27,170
# You should have known #
621
00:34:27,238 --> 00:34:32,709
# Oh, now I'm done
believin' you #
622
00:34:32,776 --> 00:34:35,378
# You don't
know what I'm feelin' #
623
00:34:35,446 --> 00:34:38,281
# I'm more than
what you made of me #
624
00:34:38,349 --> 00:34:42,886
# I followed the
voice you gave to me #
625
00:34:42,953 --> 00:34:46,723
# But now I gotta
find my own #
626
00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:50,260
# I don't know
where I belong #
627
00:34:50,327 --> 00:34:54,697
# But I'll be movin' on #
628
00:34:54,765 --> 00:34:59,168
# If you don't #
629
00:34:59,236 --> 00:35:02,605
# If you won't #
630
00:35:02,673 --> 00:35:05,775
# Listen #
631
00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:09,646
# To the song
here in my heart #
632
00:35:09,713 --> 00:35:12,615
# A melody I start #
633
00:35:12,683 --> 00:35:16,953
# But I will complete #
634
00:35:17,021 --> 00:35:19,789
# Oh #
635
00:35:19,857 --> 00:35:22,759
# Now I'm done believin' you #
636
00:35:22,826 --> 00:35:25,762
# You don't know
what I'm feelin' #
637
00:35:25,829 --> 00:35:29,399
# I'm more than
what you made of me #
638
00:35:29,466 --> 00:35:33,469
# I followed the voice
you think you gave to me #
639
00:35:33,537 --> 00:35:37,473
# But now I gotta find #
640
00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:40,710
# My own... #
641
00:35:40,778 --> 00:35:47,583
# My own. #
642
00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:54,824
- Bravo!
- Wow.
643
00:35:54,892 --> 00:35:56,993
Um...
644
00:35:57,061 --> 00:36:00,563
Welcome to the Glee Club.
645
00:36:00,631 --> 00:36:03,666
Thank you. Amazing. Thank you.
646
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:14,854
Do you mind if I join you?
Okay.
647
00:36:18,025 --> 00:36:21,560
Look, I really owe you an apology.
648
00:36:21,628 --> 00:36:24,497
I guess I kicked this year
off thinking that all of us
649
00:36:24,564 --> 00:36:26,493
in the Glee Club
weren't outcasts anymore,
650
00:36:26,528 --> 00:36:29,065
and I thought we'd be turning kids away.
651
00:36:29,936 --> 00:36:32,738
And then when no one
signed up for the club,
652
00:36:32,806 --> 00:36:37,382
I realized that we were still
at the bottom... outsiders.
653
00:36:38,412 --> 00:36:40,678
And that's how I made you feel.
654
00:36:42,349 --> 00:36:47,453
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
655
00:36:47,521 --> 00:36:51,223
William, Beiste,
656
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,893
I wanted to make a peace
offering with a batch of
657
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:59,098
- warm, homemade cookies.
- Oh, those smell like dog poop.
658
00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:01,033
Are those dog poop cookies?
659
00:37:01,101 --> 00:37:03,936
No, that's the flaxseed
oil you're smelling.
660
00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:05,805
These are heart-healthy
cookies for some of our
661
00:37:05,872 --> 00:37:10,376
- burlier Americans.
- Sue, we're not going to do this anymore.
662
00:37:11,534 --> 00:37:16,158
Are you turning on me in public?
663
00:37:16,616 --> 00:37:19,151
The two of you are making a
very serious mistake today,
664
00:37:19,219 --> 00:37:21,754
the likes of which have not been
seen since the Mexican Indians
665
00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:26,358
sold Manhattan to George Washington
for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.
666
00:37:34,167 --> 00:37:37,970
Hey, man, uh, why didn't you show
at the audition?
667
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:43,205
I wanted to, I did, but after
what Coach Beiste did to you...
668
00:37:44,077 --> 00:37:46,145
Do you know how everybody
talks about you Glee guys?
669
00:37:46,213 --> 00:37:50,390
- Oh, yeah, you get used to all that.
- Finn, I'm, I'm the new guy.
670
00:37:50,425 --> 00:37:52,752
That means I'm already
on the outside looking in.
671
00:37:52,819 --> 00:37:54,920
I don't want to start off
three touchdowns behind.
672
00:37:54,988 --> 00:37:57,590
I got to go.
673
00:37:57,657 --> 00:37:59,325
Coach Beiste makes us
do a hundred push-ups
674
00:37:59,392 --> 00:38:04,130
for every minute we're late, so...
675
00:38:04,197 --> 00:38:06,599
Yeah, you made the team, that's cool.
What position?
676
00:38:06,666 --> 00:38:08,501
Quarterback.
677
00:38:14,908 --> 00:38:17,076
- Excuse me, Sunshine.
- Hi, I'd like to officially
678
00:38:17,144 --> 00:38:18,377
welcome you aboard
679
00:38:18,445 --> 00:38:19,879
and give you our Glee Club
fall rehearsal schedule.
680
00:38:19,946 --> 00:38:24,450
- She won't be joining your Glee Club.
- Oh, are you her dad?
681
00:38:24,518 --> 00:38:27,286
Her director.
Dustin Goolsby,
682
00:38:27,354 --> 00:38:30,022
new coach of Vocal Adrenaline.
683
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:33,387
Oh, and they gave me and my
mom a condo and a green card.
684
00:38:34,561 --> 00:38:36,686
How did you even find out
about her? Hey, Will,
685
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:37,730
I went ahead and made that phone call.
686
00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:39,498
Should have gone along
with the poop cookies.
687
00:38:39,566 --> 00:38:41,934
I actually would have
stayed here, but I think
688
00:38:42,002 --> 00:38:44,570
Rachel would have made
my life a living hell.
689
00:38:44,605 --> 00:38:47,730
I just didn't trust her after
she sent me to a crack house.
690
00:38:47,765 --> 00:38:50,475
Not cool.
It was nice to meet you.
691
00:39:10,063 --> 00:39:11,664
What did they say?
692
00:39:11,731 --> 00:39:15,267
Well, I talked 'em out of
giving you a "code red. "
693
00:39:15,335 --> 00:39:17,937
They were pissed, and
they had the right to be.
694
00:39:18,004 --> 00:39:19,772
What you did was bad, Rachel.
695
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,974
We could have used Sunshine
to beat Vocal Adrenaline,
696
00:39:22,042 --> 00:39:26,412
- and now they're just that much stronger.
- Just do it already. What?
697
00:39:26,479 --> 00:39:28,047
Break up with me.
698
00:39:28,114 --> 00:39:29,882
Okay, we both knew it
was just a matter of time.
699
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:33,419
I think you're forgetting I'm
not the quarterback anymore.
700
00:39:33,486 --> 00:39:36,288
I'm just another Glee loser now.
701
00:39:36,356 --> 00:39:38,776
Fact is, you should
be breaking up with me.
702
00:39:42,529 --> 00:39:48,368
- I'll never break up with you.
- Me, neither.
703
00:39:57,677 --> 00:40:00,145
I did it for the team, you know.
704
00:40:00,213 --> 00:40:03,115
I just, I-I love everybody so much,
705
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,517
I didn't want anyone else
coming in and interfering.
706
00:40:05,585 --> 00:40:10,222
You got to stop saying that, Rachel.
I care about you and everything,
707
00:40:10,290 --> 00:40:11,957
but you got to admit the truth.
708
00:40:13,451 --> 00:40:15,324
You didn't do this
because you love Glee Club.
709
00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:16,979
You did it because
you love yourself more.
710
00:40:18,771 --> 00:40:20,032
Okay.
711
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,611
I didn't want anyone
else hogging my spotlight.
712
00:40:22,646 --> 00:40:25,571
Okay, I love it too much
to let it go that easy.
713
00:40:29,242 --> 00:40:31,308
Do you think that
they'll ever forgive me?
714
00:40:31,343 --> 00:40:32,811
They'll come around.
715
00:40:34,047 --> 00:40:36,715
I think apologizing
would be a good start.
716
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,940
- Where are you going?
- The auditorium.
717
00:40:45,725 --> 00:40:48,494
I just need some alone time first.
718
00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:55,501
# Kiss today good-bye #
719
00:40:57,537 --> 00:41:02,741
# The sweetness
and the sorrow #
720
00:41:04,511 --> 00:41:06,078
# Wish me luck #
721
00:41:06,146 --> 00:41:14,620
# The same to you #
722
00:41:14,688 --> 00:41:17,923
# But I can't regret #
723
00:41:17,991 --> 00:41:26,699
# What I did for love #
724
00:41:28,535 --> 00:41:30,869
# Look, my eyes #
725
00:41:30,937 --> 00:41:34,440
# Are dry #
726
00:41:34,507 --> 00:41:37,042
# The gift was ours #
727
00:41:37,110 --> 00:41:41,647
# To borrow #
728
00:41:41,715 --> 00:41:46,285
# Oh, it's as if we always #
729
00:41:46,353 --> 00:41:50,756
# Knew #
730
00:41:50,824 --> 00:41:54,259
# And I won't forget #
731
00:41:54,327 --> 00:42:04,236
# What I did for love #
732
00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:08,440
# Gone #
733
00:42:08,508 --> 00:42:10,275
# Love is #
734
00:42:10,343 --> 00:42:14,913
# Never gone #
735
00:42:14,981 --> 00:42:17,082
# As we travel #
736
00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:21,553
# On #
737
00:42:21,621 --> 00:42:27,626
# Love's what we'll remember #
738
00:42:27,694 --> 00:42:30,095
# Kiss today #
739
00:42:30,163 --> 00:42:33,966
# Good-bye #
740
00:42:34,034 --> 00:42:36,135
# And point me toward #
741
00:42:36,202 --> 00:42:39,872
# Tomorrow #
742
00:42:39,939 --> 00:42:41,874
# Oh, we did what #
743
00:42:41,941 --> 00:42:48,881
# We had to do... #
744
00:42:48,948 --> 00:42:54,119
# Oh, won't forget,
can't regret #
745
00:42:54,187 --> 00:42:57,856
# What I did for #
746
00:42:57,924 --> 00:43:01,393
# Love #
747
00:43:01,461 --> 00:43:03,962
# What I did for #
748
00:43:04,030 --> 00:43:07,599
# Love #
749
00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:09,735
# What I did #
750
00:43:09,803 --> 00:43:12,871
# For #
751
00:43:12,939 --> 00:43:18,911
# Love. #