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Three weeks since opening,
and I'm the toast of the town.
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Signatures at the stage door,
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across-the-board raves,
and I don't want to jinx it,
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but there's even rumors
of a Tony nomination.
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Look! That homeless guy
is sleeping on my face!
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New York really is
where dreams come true.
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And now he'll wake up to find
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one of his dreams
came true, too.
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And this is just the beginning.
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That's what my team told me
when I signed
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with a top-five
talent agency, ICA.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There must be a mistake.
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This is Fanny Brice.
I'm supposed
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to be meeting Rachel Berry.
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Hi, Mr. Rivkin.
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Rachel...
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we at Innovative Creative
Artists are so excited
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to go to work for you.
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We want to be
in the Rachel Berry business.
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And I'm not just talking
about me.
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I'm talking
about your whole team.
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You got Mark and Matt
and Sheila and Joe.
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Although they're not
to be trusted, okay?
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I just...
I'm your point person.
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- I just want you to deal with me, okay?
- Oh. Okay.
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Okay, okay,
great. So,
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let's talk about your future!
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Yeah. What does Rachel Berry want?
Because...
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she can have it.
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Well, um, I guess
I want to have
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a good run with the show,
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I-I don't know, maybe parlay
this into a movie career,
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or get onto a big hit
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TV show, so... Uh-huh,
great, great, great. Rachel,
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those are not for you.
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What?
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Have you ever heard the term,
"a face for radio"?
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Rachel, you're a rare breed.
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I mean, you got talent
coming out of your ears.
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But you got to remember
something... this is TV, okay?
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TV, the cameras,
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they're this close, okay?
They see everything.
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Yeah. And movies,
the same thing.
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It's this close,
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except this time...
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your face is
on a gigantic screen,
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so that, for example... and this
is just a for-instance...
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your nose is gonna be
40 feet tall.
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You got to ask yourself...
is this gonna work?
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And I think the answer is...
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no... it won't.
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Here's what I see for you.
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If we play our cards right,
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you could make a killing.
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You could be doing Fanny Brice
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for five, ten,
I don't know, 15 years.
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Look at Topol. I mean,
he's been doing Tevye
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for what, I don't know,
what, forever?
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Okay? And we're all
in agreement on this...
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Matt and Mike and
Sheila and Joe. Rachel,
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for you... the sky is the limit.
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But I don't want you
talking to them, okay?
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I just want you
to deal with me, all right?
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Did you hear? The whole
campus is abuzz.
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It's drama school...
the students get abuzz
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when the snack machine
runs out of gummi worms.
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June Dolloway is coming!
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They're renaming the
dance studio after her,
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and a select group of students
have been asked to perform
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at the ribbon cutting.
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I'm... sorry,
I'm not familiar
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with all of the old
Broadway stars
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we're supposed to
worship. Who is that?
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June Dolloway!
She's not an actress.
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She's just, like, the coolest
socialite in the world.
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She's the widow of Lester
Dolloway, the mineral baron.
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Her picture's been taken
by Helmut Newton.
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And she took peyote
with Joe Kennedy... allegedly.
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- Impressive.
- Yeah,
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and she's pretty much the patron
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behind every artistic endeavor
in Manhattan.
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Well, we got to make sure you're picked
as one of the performers. I already was!
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My God, Kurt, that's amazing.
I'm so happy for you. Yeah,
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I really want to do "Story
of My Life" from One Direction.
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That's a good song, but that's
sung by five different people.
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How are you gonna sing all those
layers as just one person?
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Well, you'll be singing with me.
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Come on, we're a team.
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We're getting married.
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If something exciting
happens to one of us,
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it happens
to the other one, too.
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Oh, I love you.
Thank you.
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Let's go rehearse.
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What are you
doing home so early?
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I thought that you'd be in
the recording studio all day.
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Yeah, well, my producer
just listened to the final cut
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of my album, and in his words:
"Didn't hear a single."
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Now he's worried
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that the label won't give it
a release date.
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Wait. What?
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And you're just gonna
listen to these morons?
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You know, if I don't get backed
by the label, that means that
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I won't get any promotion, which
means I don't get any airplay,
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which means I'm just
another no-hit wonder.
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Well, you would,
uh, still be doing
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a hell of a lot better than me.
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I would kill to
be you right now,
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thinking about creating
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the perfect single to
save my record deal.
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You know, maybe you can.
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What are you talking about?
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No, no, Santana, I'm serious.
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Remember back in high school,
every time we sang together,
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it was always magic.
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So...
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maybe you can help me find
some of that again.
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♪ Feeling my way ♪
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♪ Through the darkness ♪
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♪ Guided by a beating heart ♪
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♪ I can't tell ♪
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♪ Where the journey will end ♪
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♪ But I know where to start ♪
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♪ They tell me I'm too young ♪
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♪ To understand ♪
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♪ They say I'm caught up ♪
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♪ In a dream ♪
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♪ Well, life will pass me by ♪
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♪ If I don't open up my eyes ♪
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♪ Well, that's fine by me ♪
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♪ So wake me up ♪
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♪ When it's all over ♪
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♪ When I'm wiser ♪
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♪ And I'm older ♪
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♪ All this time ♪
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♪ I was finding myself ♪
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ I didn't know ♪
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♪ I was lost ♪
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♪ I wish that
I could stay forever ♪
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♪ This young ♪
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♪ Not afraid to close my eyes ♪
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♪ Life's a game ♪
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♪ Made for everyone ♪
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♪ And love is the prize ♪
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♪ So wake me up ♪
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♪ When it's all over ♪
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♪ And I'm wiser ♪
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♪ And I'm older ♪
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♪ I was finding myself ♪
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ I didn't know ♪
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♪ I was lost... ♪
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♪ So wake me up. ♪
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Great job tonight, Rachel.
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Thank you, Barclay.
Remember to rest your voice.
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We've got two shows tomorrow.
All right.
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46 down, 5,000 more to go.
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If we're lucky.
Oh, knock on wood!
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Have a great night.
Thank you.
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Barclay, could I just
have five minutes to myself, please?
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Oh. I'm so sorry.
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Hi, Rachel.
So sorry to bother you.
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You were absolutely
radiant tonight.
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I am such a fan.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh. Uh, Lee Paulblatt.
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Hello.
Yes, I have been
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in love with Funny Girl
since I was, like, seven.
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A-Are you a friend of Paolo's?
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No, no, no, no.
Well, I mean, yes.
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We did a pilot with him
a few years back.
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It was a train wreck.
It's not Paolo's fault,
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but... Actually, it is.
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But no, I actually
came here to see you.
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I'm, uh, Lee Paulblatt.
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I'm from Fox, the
television company.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, okay. - Oh, okay.
Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm just in New York for the
up-fronts, and this is the show
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that I wanted to see.
Oh...
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Actually, I wanted to see the Rachel
Weisz-Daniel Craig Betrayal...
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but that's an impossible ticket to get...
and there was this woman in this show
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that was just eating candy the entire time...
I wanted to punch her in the face...
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but I enjoyed it, and
you were wonderful.
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Rachel...
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I have got a pilot that I think
you would be fantastic for.
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It's called Song of Solomon.
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I would love
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for you to come in
to test for it.
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I think you would be
perfect for it.
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I mean, I close
my eyes, Rachel,
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and all I see is you in it.
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That's how powerful of an image
that you created for me tonight
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upon that stage.
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God, I wish I had
a singing voice. I don't.
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I'm not allowed to sing...
my mother said that...
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because I have this...
I digress.
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Does this sound like something
that you would be interested in?
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Yes. Of course!
Well, great.
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Well, we're gonna want you
to read with our Solomon,
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but, uh, he is in the middle
of shooting a feature.
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It's a terrible feature.
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I don't know why
he's chosen to do it.
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But I am not his agent.
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So, we would need to do it
next Tuesday in L.A.
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Does that work for you?
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Um... no...
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Well, Tuesday
I have a show, so...
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Uh, actually, your understudy
has a show on Tuesday.
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Ah, just fly out for Tuesday,
and do the test, and then you
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can hop on the next flight back.
Does that work for you?
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You know what? I'm gonna leave
before you can say no.
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That's how I work. Bye.
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Hey. This is for you.
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Oh, my God, it looks so good.
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So, we're a hit?
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Oh, come on.
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You are so amazing up there!
Amazing!
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We're gonna run forever.
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Thank you, Sidney, and I really...
I want to make you proud,
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it's just, um... I just, I
think I'm feeling, you know,
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the wear and tear of
the eight shows a week,
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and, I mean, I wouldn't
want to get sick
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- and miss a performance...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no,
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no, no, no.
You're not gonna...
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Put that...
put that out of your head.
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You're not gonna get sick.
Tell you what.
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I'm gonna call
Dr. Sugarman,
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the best ENT in New York.
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He's gonna give you,
um, a B12 drip, and also,
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um, shoot steroids
down your throat.
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Um, I mean,
wouldn't it be easier
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for me to just, you
know, take a show off?
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No, no, no, no. I mean, your
understudy is beautiful, she is.
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You know, maybe
if you, you know,
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if your head came off, or there was a...
some kind of invasion
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of aliens in midtown
Manhattan, maybe, maybe.
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You are the show,
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and the show must go on.
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No.
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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- Where are you going with this...
- I'm going ♪ Here... ♪
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- That's what you asked me to do.
- No. Okay, listen.
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I'm not feeling it in here.
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Uh, we're on the clock,
Mercedes.
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If you don't get
this track down this week,
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you're gonna lose
your release date.
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Here we go.
Okay, listen,
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didn't you say that
you moved to New York
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so that you can get
more of a New York vibe?
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Well, this...
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fish tank could be anywhere...
L.A., Lima, Lesbos.
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Maybe for your last song,
you need to...
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get out from behind the glass.
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Well, Bruce Springsteen once put
a drum set in an elevator
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to get a purer sound
than in the studio.
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♪ Yo, remember
back on the bully ♪
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♪ When cats used to
harmonize like ♪ Yeah.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ Yeah. Yo.
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♪ Yo, my men and my women ♪
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♪ Don't forget about the dean ♪
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♪ Sirat al-mustaqim ♪
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♪ Yo, it's about a thing ♪
♪ Uh, yo ♪
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♪ If you feel real good, wave your
hands in the air ♪
♪ Yeah, ah ♪
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♪ And lick two shots
in the atmosphere ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Been three weeks since you was
looking for your friend ♪
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♪ The one you let hit it
and never called you again ♪
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♪ Remember when he told you
he was 'bout the Benjamins ♪
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♪ You act like you ain't hear
him and gave him a little trim ♪
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♪ To begin, how you think you
really gon' pretend ♪
♪ Pretend ♪
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♪ Like you wasn't down
then you called him again ♪
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♪ Plus when you
give it up so easy ♪
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♪ You ain't even fooling him ♪
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♪ If you did it then, then
you probably do it again ♪
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♪ Talking out your neck
sayin' you're a Christian ♪
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♪ A Muslim sleeping
with the gin ♪
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♪ Now that was the sin
that did Jezebel in ♪
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♪ Who you gon' tell
when the repercussions spin ♪
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♪ Showing off your ass 'cause
you're thinking it's the trend ♪
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♪ Girlfriend, let me break
it down for you again ♪
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♪ You know I only say it
'cause I'm truly genuine ♪
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♪ Don't be a hard rock
when you really are a gem ♪
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♪ Baby girl, respect
is just a minimum ♪
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♪ Minimum ♪
♪ Brother's messed up
and you're still defending him ♪
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♪ Now, Lauryn is only human ♪
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♪ You don't think I been through
the same predicament? ♪
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♪ Let it sit inside your head like
a million women in Philly, Penn ♪
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♪ It's silly when girls sell
their soul because it's in ♪
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♪ Look at where you be in
hair weaves like Europeans ♪
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♪ Fake nails done by Koreans ♪
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♪ Come again, yo, when, when ♪
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♪ Come again, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Come again ♪
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♪ My friend, come again, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, uh ♪
♪ Guys ♪
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♪ You know you better ♪
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♪ Watch out ♪
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♪ Some girls,
some girls are only ♪
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♪ About ♪
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♪ That thing, that thing ♪
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♪ That thing ♪
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♪ That thing,
that thing, that thing ♪
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♪ Watch out, watch out ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Watch out, watch out ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Girls, you know you better ♪
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♪ Watch out ♪
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♪ Some guys,
some guys are only ♪
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♪ About ♪
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♪ That thing, that thing ♪
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♪ That thing ♪
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♪ That thing, that thing ♪
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♪ That thing. ♪
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Oh, my God, D'Shon, we need
to get that sound in the studio.
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Oh, no, no. We're gonna
record your last song
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down here in this dungeon.
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I mean, it's ballsy,
but it's got
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that unique thing we
were talking about.
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Mercedes Jones,
you got yourself an album.
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Kurt, this TV show
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is a huge opportunity.
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All you've been
talking about for years
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is getting on Broadway.
Well, now you have.
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You've made it. You're
that one-in-a-million girl
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who actually did it.
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Look, every single person
that works on Broadway
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wants to make it in TV or film.
And if you think about it,
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some of Hollywood's greats
were plucked from the stage.
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Hugh Jackman, Diane Keaton,
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Meryl Streep. Meryl.
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And how many of them
quit their shows
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less than a month
after opening night?
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I'm not quitting. No w...
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I am not quitting, okay?
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It is, like, just an audition.
I'm actually doing something
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really nice for my understudy.
I'm just gonna,
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like, take a sick day.
342
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You mean lie?
Look,
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if someone came to you
at NYADA right now
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and asked you to audition
for this TV show,
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tell me you would say no.
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Fine. Go for it.
347
00:14:12,926 --> 00:14:16,228
But just don't lie
to Sidney Greene.
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You'd just be asking
for more trouble.
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Yes, hello,
this is Rachel Berry.
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Uh, Berry.
With a B.
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Yes, hi, uh,
I would just like to, uh,
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confirm my audition, please.
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Good evening. Tonight,
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please welcome
to our newly christened
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Dolloway Dance Lab,
our guest of honor,
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Mrs. June Dolloway.
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Oh, she's stunning.
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Modern American royalty,
look at her.
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Two of our finest
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have been selected
to perform for you.
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Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson.
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♪ Written in these walls are the
stories that I can't explain ♪
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♪ I leave my heart open ♪
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♪ But it stays right here
empty for days ♪
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♪ She told me in the morning ♪
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♪ She don't feel the same
about us in her bones ♪
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♪ Seems to me that when I die ♪
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♪ These words will
be written on my stone ♪
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♪ And I'll be gone,
gone tonight ♪
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♪ The ground beneath my feet ♪
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♪ Is open wide ♪
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♪ The way that I've been
holding on too tight ♪
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♪ With nothing in between ♪
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♪ The story of my life,
I take her home ♪
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♪ I drive all night ♪
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♪ To keep her warm, and time ♪
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♪ Is frozen ♪
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♪ The story of, the story of ♪
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♪ The story of my life ♪
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♪ I give her hope ♪
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♪ I spend her love ♪
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♪ Until she's broke inside ♪
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♪ The story of my life ♪
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♪ The story of, the story of ♪
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♪ And I've been waiting
for this time ♪
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♪ To come around ♪
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♪ But, baby, running after you ♪
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00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:53,519
♪ Is like chasing the clouds ♪
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♪ The story of my life ♪
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♪ I take her home,
I drive all night ♪
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♪ To keep her warm, and time ♪
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♪ Is frozen ♪
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♪ The story of my life ♪
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♪ I give her hope ♪
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♪ I spend her love ♪
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♪ Until she's broke ♪
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♪ Inside ♪
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♪ The story of my life ♪
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♪ The story of, the story of ♪
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♪ The story of my life ♪
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00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,427
♪ The story of my life ♪
402
00:17:38,131 --> 00:17:39,865
♪ The story of, the story of ♪
403
00:17:39,899 --> 00:17:43,302
♪ The story of my life. ♪
404
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Oh, I want to thank you.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
I love your youthful energy.
406
00:17:51,878 --> 00:17:53,278
Oh, thank you.
- You know,
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00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,614
I have a very discerning
and tasteful eye
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for the extraordinary.
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00:17:57,050 --> 00:18:00,486
And I love to hone it
like a rough diamond
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until it sparkles.
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00:18:02,022 --> 00:18:04,023
I have a good feeling
about you.
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00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,595
Would you be so kind
as to escort me to the
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00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:12,798
SoHo Center for
Outsider Art next week?
414
00:18:12,832 --> 00:18:14,400
And then we can
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00:18:14,434 --> 00:18:16,302
discuss your future
416
00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:19,838
over a $25,000 plate
of rubber chicken.
417
00:18:19,873 --> 00:18:21,206
Oh, my good...
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00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:24,443
A-Absolutely. I would love to.
I-I am your lump of coal.
419
00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:26,478
Mm. Not you, dear.
420
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,148
You.
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00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:32,184
Sorry.
422
00:18:35,587 --> 00:18:37,270
***
423
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,668
I just didn't have
the 25 grand it would cost.
424
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:43,003
I don't know, maybe I should
just stay home with you
425
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,204
and watch Scandal.
426
00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:45,606
Would you stop it?
427
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,142
I'm a little jealous,
but I'm not resentful.
428
00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:49,710
All right? I-I'm
genuinely happy for you.
429
00:18:49,744 --> 00:18:52,146
I just feel like
being one of June's projects
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00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:53,881
is gonna take up a lot of time.
431
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,482
I especially don't want
a friend that's gonna
432
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:56,550
keep me away from you.
433
00:18:56,585 --> 00:18:58,419
Well, June isn't
exactly a friend.
434
00:18:58,453 --> 00:18:59,954
Yeah, you're probably right.
435
00:18:59,988 --> 00:19:00,955
How do I look?
436
00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:02,590
Like Montgomery Clift.
437
00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:03,924
What?
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00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:04,959
Before the accident.
439
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:06,527
Oh, thank you.
440
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:08,961
Try to have fun tonight, all
right? And don't worry about me.
441
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,531
Remember, whatever door
June opens for you,
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00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:12,733
I'll be right there next to you
walking through it with you.
443
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:13,834
You're taking one for the team.
444
00:19:13,868 --> 00:19:15,869
I love you.
445
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:24,345
Who are all of these people?
446
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:27,248
This is the one
percent of one percent.
447
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:30,417
Never have so many boring
and rich people
448
00:19:30,452 --> 00:19:38,452
found themselves grouped
together in such a space.
449
00:19:39,302 --> 00:19:42,070
He thinks someone like you is
too fabulous to have friends.
450
00:19:42,105 --> 00:19:45,807
No, I... My friends are why
I'm fabulous. Andrew.
451
00:19:45,842 --> 00:19:47,275
This is Blaine.
452
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,077
Hi. Pleasure.
453
00:19:49,112 --> 00:19:50,412
No, friends are everything.
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You are the company you keep.
455
00:19:53,082 --> 00:19:55,851
That is why, Blaine,
if I'm gonna launch your career
456
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:58,787
and make the world know who you
are, we have to be friends.
457
00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:02,157
I have to know you, spend time
with you, know what you like.
458
00:20:02,191 --> 00:20:04,793
It's the only way I can
really serve you, you see.
459
00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:06,661
What-What is the take?
460
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,540
Holding steady at two million.
461
00:20:09,565 --> 00:20:10,665
Two million?
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00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,300
Has anybody told them
463
00:20:12,335 --> 00:20:13,869
the recession is over?
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00:20:13,903 --> 00:20:15,670
I can't force them
to give, June.
465
00:20:15,705 --> 00:20:17,439
No.
466
00:20:17,473 --> 00:20:19,574
Okay. We have to inspire them.
467
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,410
Um, where... where
are you going?
468
00:20:21,444 --> 00:20:23,345
I'm gonna go earn our supper.
469
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:30,485
Okay, everybody.
Now, settle down.
470
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:34,523
Now, you know that
I've been to all of your events
471
00:20:34,557 --> 00:20:37,893
and I've written some pretty
fat checks myself, correct?
472
00:20:37,927 --> 00:20:40,829
So tonight is your opportunity
to return the favor.
473
00:20:40,863 --> 00:20:42,697
And when I say fat,
474
00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:45,000
I mean "Fatty Arbuckle fat."
475
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,668
I-I don't mean
476
00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:48,970
fat as in your
chubby first wife.
477
00:20:49,005 --> 00:20:52,674
Now, you're gonna get
something for the money.
478
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,543
Believe me.
I have something special.
479
00:20:54,577 --> 00:20:56,078
Blaine, come up, please.
480
00:20:56,112 --> 00:20:58,814
I want to introduce you. Blaine Anderson.
481
00:21:06,889 --> 00:21:10,125
Blaine... Blaine here
is my new discovery.
482
00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:13,862
And, as you all know,
I'm never wrong. So...
483
00:21:19,335 --> 00:21:21,103
♪ Oh, come on ♪
484
00:21:21,137 --> 00:21:23,939
♪ Come on, come on ♪
485
00:21:23,973 --> 00:21:25,574
♪ Come on ♪
486
00:21:25,608 --> 00:21:29,211
♪ Didn't I make you feel ♪
487
00:21:29,245 --> 00:21:33,715
♪ Like you were the only man? ♪
488
00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:37,119
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
489
00:21:37,153 --> 00:21:39,087
♪ Didn't I give you
nearly everything ♪
490
00:21:39,122 --> 00:21:41,423
♪ That a woman possibly can?
491
00:21:41,457 --> 00:21:43,291
♪ Honey, you know I did ♪
492
00:21:43,326 --> 00:21:46,161
♪ And each time
I tell myself that I ♪
493
00:21:46,195 --> 00:21:48,230
♪ Well, I think
I've had enough ♪
494
00:21:48,264 --> 00:21:51,166
♪ But what I'm gonna
show you, baby ♪
495
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,635
♪ Is that a woman can be tough ♪
496
00:21:53,669 --> 00:21:57,639
♪ I want you to
come on, come on ♪
497
00:21:57,674 --> 00:22:00,409
♪ Come on, come on ♪
498
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:01,743
♪ And take it ♪
499
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,713
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
500
00:22:04,747 --> 00:22:07,449
♪ Oh, oh, break it ♪
♪ Break it ♪
501
00:22:07,483 --> 00:22:09,851
♪ Break another little piece
of my heart now ♪
502
00:22:09,886 --> 00:22:12,320
♪ Darling, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
503
00:22:12,355 --> 00:22:16,925
♪ Have a, have another little
piece of my heart now, baby ♪
504
00:22:18,561 --> 00:22:20,696
♪ Well, you know you got it,
child ♪
505
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:22,964
♪ If it makes you feel good ♪
506
00:22:46,456 --> 00:22:48,824
♪ I need you to come on ♪
507
00:22:48,858 --> 00:22:50,359
♪ Come on ♪
508
00:22:50,393 --> 00:22:53,362
♪ Come on, come on ♪
509
00:22:53,396 --> 00:22:54,363
♪ Now give it ♪
510
00:22:54,397 --> 00:22:55,364
♪ Give another ♪
511
00:22:55,398 --> 00:22:56,898
♪ Little piece
of your heart now ♪
512
00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:59,167
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
513
00:22:59,202 --> 00:23:02,471
♪ Break it, break another
little piece of your heart now ♪
514
00:23:02,505 --> 00:23:05,173
♪ Darling, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
515
00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:09,511
♪ Have a ♪
♪ Have another little
piece of your heart now, baby ♪
516
00:23:09,545 --> 00:23:11,013
♪ Yeah ♪
517
00:23:11,047 --> 00:23:12,781
♪ You know you got it ♪
518
00:23:12,815 --> 00:23:16,151
♪ Child, if it makes you
feel good ♪
519
00:23:16,185 --> 00:23:18,520
♪ Oh ♪
520
00:23:18,554 --> 00:23:21,156
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
521
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,693
♪ Oh. ♪
522
00:23:33,102 --> 00:23:36,071
Look, they just want a
great song from me, okay?
523
00:23:36,105 --> 00:23:38,206
They don't care how
I give it to 'em. Just trust me.
524
00:23:38,241 --> 00:23:39,408
Hey.
525
00:23:39,442 --> 00:23:41,276
Did I get the days mixed up?
526
00:23:41,311 --> 00:23:43,545
I was expecting you tomorrow.
Well,
527
00:23:43,579 --> 00:23:46,214
Santana and I were talking,
and we were thinking...
528
00:23:46,249 --> 00:23:48,417
that that song we're
looking for is a duet.
529
00:23:48,451 --> 00:23:50,419
And don't just say no,
530
00:23:50,453 --> 00:23:51,586
because we sounded great.
531
00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:53,255
On a Lauryn Hill song, yeah.
532
00:23:53,289 --> 00:23:55,023
But I liked the song we had.
533
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,759
We just needed a new take
on it, which is what we got.
534
00:23:57,794 --> 00:24:01,630
You, pure, raw, underground.
535
00:24:01,664 --> 00:24:03,765
Yeah, but the take that I want
536
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,868
is a duet with me and my girl.
537
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,770
Uh...
538
00:24:08,805 --> 00:24:11,139
look, Mercedes,
I know this is your friend...
539
00:24:11,174 --> 00:24:13,041
and you got something...
540
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,877
but this is your calling card.
541
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:17,713
This is going to be your story.
542
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,548
Introducing another voice,
543
00:24:19,582 --> 00:24:20,782
how do we sell that?
544
00:24:20,817 --> 00:24:22,517
Think Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.
545
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,455
Mercedes, I think
that we should go.
546
00:24:26,489 --> 00:24:28,357
I'm just trying to protect you.
547
00:24:28,391 --> 00:24:30,325
But it's my album.
Okay, look,
548
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,327
if you're really
into doing a duet,
549
00:24:32,362 --> 00:24:35,097
let me make some phone calls,
let me call in some favors,
550
00:24:35,131 --> 00:24:37,566
let me get you with Katy,
let me get you with Carly,
551
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,968
let me get you with Alicia.
Let me get you with someone
552
00:24:40,003 --> 00:24:41,903
more famous than you
that can actually help you,
553
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:44,373
and Santana can sing backup.
554
00:24:44,407 --> 00:24:46,375
And if everything goes
like it's supposed to,
555
00:24:46,409 --> 00:24:47,943
then we revisit this
556
00:24:47,977 --> 00:24:49,544
on your follow-up album.
557
00:24:49,579 --> 00:24:50,879
Yeah, you know what?
558
00:24:50,914 --> 00:24:51,947
I think that he's right.
559
00:24:51,981 --> 00:24:53,782
This is your big chance,
560
00:24:53,816 --> 00:24:55,450
and it should be
all about you, you know?
561
00:24:55,485 --> 00:24:58,053
And I really appreciate what
you tried to do for me here,
562
00:24:58,087 --> 00:25:00,589
but I know what I would do
if I was in your position.
563
00:25:00,623 --> 00:25:02,124
I'm just not worth it.
564
00:25:02,926 --> 00:25:03,859
Santana...
565
00:25:09,399 --> 00:25:11,300
Sidney...
566
00:25:11,334 --> 00:25:14,102
I know I said I would
never miss a show, but...
567
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:17,806
I just saw my doctor,
and he said that I have the flu.
568
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,310
The flu? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I
know I was starting to feel run-down.
569
00:25:21,344 --> 00:25:24,179
Why does this always, always
happen to me?
570
00:25:24,213 --> 00:25:27,115
I'm sorry. Do you think
my understudy Wendy can do it?
571
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:31,320
Well, if I
have to, uh, I have to.
572
00:25:31,354 --> 00:25:33,855
But, uh, nobody can replace you,
Rachala.
573
00:25:33,890 --> 00:25:35,857
You're my... you're my star,
you're my show.
574
00:25:35,892 --> 00:25:38,126
I-I'm gargling
with a magical mouthwash,
575
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:41,730
and-and I'm-I'm gonna dry up
my sinuses with a humidifier,
576
00:25:41,764 --> 00:25:44,733
and I will do my absolute best
to be better in 24 hours.
577
00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:54,647
Ah.
578
00:25:54,672 --> 00:25:56,306
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Rachel Berry,
579
00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:58,909
- who is taking Broadway by storm.
- Hello.
580
00:25:58,943 --> 00:26:01,878
Uh, this is Andrew Cosgrove.
He is our Captain Solomon.
581
00:26:01,913 --> 00:26:02,946
Hi. I'm Rachel Berry. Hi.
582
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,247
- Rachel, you ready?
- You bet.
583
00:26:04,282 --> 00:26:06,762
Ah.
584
00:26:06,784 --> 00:26:09,853
Hello. I'm Rachel Berry,
and I will be singing
585
00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:12,656
the seminal Bette Midler
classic, "The Rose."
586
00:26:20,631 --> 00:26:25,135
♪ Some say love ♪
587
00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:29,740
♪ It is a river ♪
588
00:26:29,774 --> 00:26:32,809
♪ That drowns ♪
589
00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:36,213
♪ The tender reed ♪
590
00:26:36,247 --> 00:26:40,283
♪ Some say love ♪
591
00:26:40,318 --> 00:26:44,654
♪ It is a razor ♪
592
00:26:44,689 --> 00:26:47,390
♪ That leaves ♪
593
00:26:47,425 --> 00:26:51,661
♪ Your soul to bleed ♪
594
00:26:51,696 --> 00:26:55,665
♪ Some say love ♪
595
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:59,736
♪ It is a hunger ♪
596
00:26:59,771 --> 00:27:02,939
♪ An endless ♪
597
00:27:02,974 --> 00:27:06,343
♪ Aching need ♪
598
00:27:06,377 --> 00:27:09,312
♪ And the ♪
599
00:27:09,347 --> 00:27:11,648
♪ Soul ♪
600
00:27:11,682 --> 00:27:15,652
♪ Afraid of dying ♪
601
00:27:15,686 --> 00:27:18,522
♪ That never ♪
602
00:27:18,556 --> 00:27:24,327
♪ Never learns to live ♪
603
00:27:25,897 --> 00:27:29,533
♪ When the night ♪
604
00:27:29,567 --> 00:27:33,770
♪ Has been too lonely ♪
605
00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:36,440
♪ And the road ♪
606
00:27:36,474 --> 00:27:40,444
♪ Has been too long ♪
607
00:27:40,478 --> 00:27:43,947
♪ And you think ♪
608
00:27:43,981 --> 00:27:47,351
♪ That love is only ♪
609
00:27:47,385 --> 00:27:50,487
♪ For the lucky ♪
610
00:27:50,521 --> 00:27:54,558
♪ The lucky and the strong ♪
611
00:27:54,592 --> 00:27:59,396
♪ Just remember ♪
612
00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,732
♪ In the winter ♪
613
00:28:01,766 --> 00:28:05,001
♪ Far beneath ♪
614
00:28:05,036 --> 00:28:09,840
♪ The bitter snows ♪
615
00:28:09,874 --> 00:28:13,176
♪ Lies the seed ♪
616
00:28:13,211 --> 00:28:17,047
♪ That with the sun's love ♪
617
00:28:17,081 --> 00:28:21,184
♪ In the spring ♪
618
00:28:21,219 --> 00:28:27,024
♪ Becomes the rose. ♪
619
00:28:28,626 --> 00:28:29,659
Excuse me?
620
00:28:29,694 --> 00:28:30,694
Yes.
621
00:28:30,728 --> 00:28:32,229
- Uh, that was beautiful,
- Thank you.
622
00:28:32,263 --> 00:28:34,097
um, but we-we really don't
623
00:28:34,132 --> 00:28:35,032
need you to sing.
624
00:28:35,066 --> 00:28:36,400
- Oh?
- Yeah,
625
00:28:36,434 --> 00:28:38,235
this show is not a musical.
626
00:28:38,269 --> 00:28:40,270
Did you not read
627
00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:41,872
the script?
628
00:28:41,906 --> 00:28:44,107
I'm-I'm sorry. I-I didn't...
I didn't get a script.
629
00:28:44,108 --> 00:28:46,877
- I just saw the title, The
Song of Solomon. - Oh, Rachel,
630
00:28:46,911 --> 00:28:49,680
that's my bad. I'm going
to fire my assistant.
631
00:28:49,714 --> 00:28:50,747
Song of Solomon
632
00:28:50,782 --> 00:28:52,749
is a sci-fi space opera.
633
00:28:52,784 --> 00:28:54,851
Oh. Okay.
Andrew here plays
634
00:28:54,886 --> 00:28:57,220
Captain Dax Anderss,
uh, who pilots his ship,
635
00:28:57,255 --> 00:28:59,823
the Solomon,
across the Andromeda Galaxy
636
00:28:59,857 --> 00:29:02,259
with, uh, Galadriel
the Starmorian... that's you...
637
00:29:02,293 --> 00:29:04,094
Okay. searching for
the Drax Flute,
638
00:29:04,128 --> 00:29:05,562
Right. which he needs to use
639
00:29:05,596 --> 00:29:07,698
to play a song implanted
in his head by his father
640
00:29:07,732 --> 00:29:10,233
that he believes
will open a wormhole
641
00:29:10,268 --> 00:29:11,702
back to his home planet.
642
00:29:11,736 --> 00:29:13,403
Okay! Yeah.
Okay.
643
00:29:13,438 --> 00:29:15,405
It's sort of like
Guardians of the Galaxy
644
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,040
meets Game of Thrones.
645
00:29:17,075 --> 00:29:18,041
Okay.
With a strong
646
00:29:18,076 --> 00:29:20,711
Grey's Anatomy element.
647
00:29:20,745 --> 00:29:23,714
Yeah. That's what mostly...
really excited about that.
648
00:29:23,748 --> 00:29:25,282
Great. Love that show.
649
00:29:25,316 --> 00:29:26,450
Andrew, let's take it
from, uh...
650
00:29:26,484 --> 00:29:27,584
Let's just try the first scene
651
00:29:27,618 --> 00:29:29,052
in the engine room, okay?
652
00:29:29,087 --> 00:29:31,388
Great.
Okay.
653
00:29:34,492 --> 00:29:36,660
You gonna just stand there,
or are you gonna pass me
654
00:29:36,694 --> 00:29:39,262
the warp-core?
655
00:29:41,766 --> 00:29:45,168
Would you care to explain what
went on back there? Oh, don't
656
00:29:45,203 --> 00:29:46,770
play coy, Galadriel.
657
00:29:46,804 --> 00:29:48,905
You Starmorians may like to beat
around the bush,
658
00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:51,241
but I always prefer
a straight shooter.
659
00:29:51,275 --> 00:29:53,410
Then let me be perfectly clear.
660
00:29:53,444 --> 00:29:56,546
I am not just some space trash
661
00:29:56,581 --> 00:30:00,117
you picked up
in the Triangulum Sector.
662
00:30:00,151 --> 00:30:03,253
I am a princess
of the royal house of...
663
00:30:03,287 --> 00:30:05,922
I'm sorry, Antrya...
664
00:30:05,957 --> 00:30:08,091
Antyrexx, but make it your own. Stay in it.
Antyrexx. I'm just gonna
665
00:30:08,126 --> 00:30:10,160
pass by it. We'll talk
about it later. Okay.
666
00:30:10,194 --> 00:30:13,630
I am not the last...
Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
667
00:30:13,665 --> 00:30:17,167
I-I am the last Starmorian,
668
00:30:17,201 --> 00:30:19,269
and I will not risk my life
669
00:30:19,304 --> 00:30:21,538
and the future of my people
670
00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:24,141
because of some dream
locked in your head
671
00:30:24,175 --> 00:30:25,809
and a flute...
672
00:30:25,843 --> 00:30:28,345
and a flute
that will never avenge
673
00:30:28,379 --> 00:30:32,249
the destruction of my planet.
674
00:30:34,018 --> 00:30:37,287
Lately, I've only dreamt
of one thing.
675
00:30:37,322 --> 00:30:39,823
And that's doing this.
676
00:30:40,858 --> 00:30:42,859
Mmm.
677
00:30:45,296 --> 00:30:46,263
Mmm.
678
00:30:48,066 --> 00:30:49,599
Okay, uh...
679
00:30:49,634 --> 00:30:52,169
next scene?
No, thank you so much, Rachel.
680
00:30:52,203 --> 00:30:53,670
So, so great.
681
00:30:53,705 --> 00:30:55,505
I think,
uh... Yeah,
682
00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:57,574
I think that we've seen
all we need to see.
683
00:30:57,608 --> 00:30:59,710
Great. Thank you.
684
00:30:59,744 --> 00:31:01,745
Okay.
685
00:31:03,214 --> 00:31:05,349
I can't believe it.
686
00:31:05,383 --> 00:31:07,851
That was seriously
the worst audition ever.
687
00:31:09,754 --> 00:31:11,188
What?
688
00:31:13,057 --> 00:31:14,558
Rachel.
Hi, Sidney.
689
00:31:14,592 --> 00:31:17,027
Look, before you say anything,
I just... I felt really bad
690
00:31:17,061 --> 00:31:19,296
after our last conversation,
and, you know,
691
00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:21,832
I want to reiterate to you
my commitment to Broadway
692
00:31:21,866 --> 00:31:23,900
and to the show,
and-and I wanted to tell you
693
00:31:23,935 --> 00:31:26,303
what-what an honor
it is working for you
694
00:31:26,337 --> 00:31:28,572
and-and being in Funny Girl.
And, you know, I was thinking
695
00:31:28,606 --> 00:31:30,774
about playing Fanny night
after night after night,
696
00:31:30,808 --> 00:31:34,278
and I honestly... I just...
it made me feel so much better.
697
00:31:34,312 --> 00:31:37,915
Oh, I'm so relieved. I'm so
relieved to hear that, Rachel.
698
00:31:37,949 --> 00:31:41,385
Listen, um, your understudy
today during rehearsal
699
00:31:41,419 --> 00:31:43,899
fell off the lip of the stage.
700
00:31:44,455 --> 00:31:47,024
You fell off the lip of the stage.
Oh, no...
701
00:31:47,058 --> 00:31:49,059
Now, look,
hydrate yourself, okay?
702
00:31:49,093 --> 00:31:51,595
And then come
to the theater, 7:30.
703
00:31:53,097 --> 00:31:54,932
Oh, my God.
704
00:31:54,966 --> 00:31:56,400
Oh, my God.
705
00:31:56,434 --> 00:31:58,068
Oh, no. Taxi?
706
00:31:58,102 --> 00:31:59,569
Taxi!
707
00:31:59,604 --> 00:32:01,305
Taxi!
708
00:32:01,339 --> 00:32:02,940
Take me to the airport!
709
00:32:06,671 --> 00:32:08,279
So I said to Prince Faisal,
710
00:32:08,313 --> 00:32:11,849
"What do you think this is,
a quarter horse convention?"
711
00:32:11,883 --> 00:32:14,084
I want to be you when I grow up.
712
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:15,619
Why? What do you find
so attractive?
713
00:32:15,654 --> 00:32:17,688
Tell me. Is it the fame?
714
00:32:17,722 --> 00:32:18,823
Is it the power?
715
00:32:18,857 --> 00:32:20,157
Is it the money? What is it?
716
00:32:20,192 --> 00:32:21,826
No, it's-it's the life.
717
00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:24,361
I mean, how did you manage
to find yourself
718
00:32:24,396 --> 00:32:26,397
in the center of all of it?
719
00:32:26,431 --> 00:32:28,732
You attract in what you put out.
720
00:32:28,767 --> 00:32:31,602
So if you put out charisma
721
00:32:31,636 --> 00:32:33,337
to every person you meet,
722
00:32:33,371 --> 00:32:36,107
the universe will see to it
that it comes back to you.
723
00:32:36,141 --> 00:32:38,642
Because like attracts like.
724
00:32:38,677 --> 00:32:41,846
That's why I'm so in like
with you.
725
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,681
Oh, my God. I just...
726
00:32:43,715 --> 00:32:45,755
I can't believe
that you see me that way.
727
00:32:45,784 --> 00:32:47,618
Okay, so we're going
to do a show,
728
00:32:47,652 --> 00:32:49,120
showcase your talent.
729
00:32:49,154 --> 00:32:50,855
It'll be the biggest event
the whole year.
730
00:32:50,889 --> 00:32:52,857
Thank you. Thank you so much.
731
00:32:52,891 --> 00:32:55,092
That-that's huge.
732
00:32:55,127 --> 00:32:57,828
I just want to shine a light
on what the world should see.
733
00:32:57,863 --> 00:32:59,497
Well, I-I would just have
one request.
734
00:32:59,531 --> 00:33:01,999
I would love it
if we could have Kurt
735
00:33:02,033 --> 00:33:04,902
in the show, too. We really
want to do everything together,
736
00:33:04,936 --> 00:33:06,570
and I think that the world
really needs
737
00:33:06,605 --> 00:33:08,539
to see his talent, too.
738
00:33:08,573 --> 00:33:12,009
No, I don't think
the world needs to see that.
739
00:33:12,043 --> 00:33:15,079
Well, then I-I don't think
I could do it.
740
00:33:15,113 --> 00:33:16,480
Stop.
741
00:33:16,515 --> 00:33:18,516
Blaine, I've been in
and out of love
742
00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:20,518
more times
than you've had breakfast.
743
00:33:20,552 --> 00:33:22,820
I know you're not
asking me this,
744
00:33:22,854 --> 00:33:24,655
but I am telling you.
745
00:33:24,689 --> 00:33:26,357
You should break off
that engagement.
746
00:33:26,391 --> 00:33:28,993
I love Kurt.
747
00:33:29,027 --> 00:33:30,161
Well, of course you do.
748
00:33:30,195 --> 00:33:31,695
I loved Richard Burton
and Howard Hughes.
749
00:33:32,898 --> 00:33:35,032
So what?
That's what we humans do.
750
00:33:35,067 --> 00:33:36,734
We fall in and out of love.
751
00:33:36,768 --> 00:33:38,102
We break each other's hearts.
752
00:33:38,136 --> 00:33:41,272
The first time, you always think
it's the most important,
753
00:33:41,306 --> 00:33:42,740
but that isn't true.
754
00:33:42,774 --> 00:33:44,842
It's the test.
755
00:33:44,876 --> 00:33:46,944
So you have to make a decision.
756
00:33:46,978 --> 00:33:48,713
Are you gonna settle,
757
00:33:48,747 --> 00:33:51,248
or are you going
to venture out into the unknown
758
00:33:51,283 --> 00:33:55,219
like a samurai,
and realize your full, full
759
00:33:55,253 --> 00:33:57,822
potential?
760
00:34:01,059 --> 00:34:03,694
Excuse me, sir.
Why is there a traffic jam?
761
00:34:03,729 --> 00:34:05,329
Because there's always
a traffic jam.
762
00:34:05,363 --> 00:34:06,731
Interesting story.
763
00:34:06,765 --> 00:34:09,367
In 1950s, all the
hot-shot automakers
764
00:34:09,401 --> 00:34:12,970
allegedly banded together and
got rid of the trolley cars.
765
00:34:13,004 --> 00:34:14,438
And that's what inspired
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
766
00:34:14,473 --> 00:34:15,606
Uh, I'm sorry.
Remember that?
767
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,874
Excuse me.
768
00:34:16,908 --> 00:34:18,743
I have to make a flight
at the airport,
769
00:34:18,777 --> 00:34:19,910
10:00 a.m. to New York.
770
00:34:19,945 --> 00:34:21,712
I have to make it.
I'm in a Broadway show.
771
00:34:21,747 --> 00:34:22,880
I have to get there.
772
00:34:22,914 --> 00:34:24,048
Yeah, not gonna happen.
773
00:34:24,082 --> 00:34:25,683
Hey, I'm an actor, too.
774
00:34:25,717 --> 00:34:27,618
I played a john
on The Client List.
775
00:34:27,652 --> 00:34:29,020
This seat belt is stuck.
776
00:34:29,054 --> 00:34:31,756
Hey, girl. How's it going?
777
00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:34,558
Oh, my God, Kurt, I am dead.
I am so dead right now.
778
00:34:34,593 --> 00:34:36,160
Okay, Sidney is expecting
me at the theater,
779
00:34:36,194 --> 00:34:37,328
and my understudy
cannot get on,
780
00:34:37,362 --> 00:34:38,629
and-and I'm not
gonna make it
781
00:34:38,663 --> 00:34:40,097
until after the curtain goes up.
782
00:34:40,132 --> 00:34:41,532
Well, this is a disaster!
783
00:34:41,566 --> 00:34:44,168
You have to call Sidney right
now and tell him the truth!
784
00:34:44,202 --> 00:34:47,104
What? No! And-and ruin my TV and
my Broadway career all at once?
785
00:34:47,139 --> 00:34:49,019
Kurt, you have
to help me! Please!
786
00:34:56,014 --> 00:34:57,415
What is that?
787
00:34:57,449 --> 00:35:00,785
It's a contract,
and you need to sign it
788
00:35:00,819 --> 00:35:03,654
so that we can get to work
on our duet.
789
00:35:03,689 --> 00:35:05,690
Okay, you know what?
You are literally insane.
790
00:35:05,724 --> 00:35:07,825
You need to take this
contract, rip it up,
791
00:35:07,859 --> 00:35:10,961
apologize to D'Shon and
do that song by yourself.
792
00:35:10,996 --> 00:35:13,497
Listen, I want my album
to be the best,
793
00:35:13,532 --> 00:35:15,866
and, Santana,
you make me better.
794
00:35:15,901 --> 00:35:18,469
Rachel... she's great,
but we both know
795
00:35:18,503 --> 00:35:20,371
who the top bitches
of that glee club were.
796
00:35:20,405 --> 00:35:22,106
Point taken.
797
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:23,808
And I want to help you.
798
00:35:23,842 --> 00:35:26,243
Yeah, but, see, um,
I think that I've proven
799
00:35:26,278 --> 00:35:27,945
that I'm not
the world's best friend.
800
00:35:27,979 --> 00:35:29,914
You might be
a work in progress,
801
00:35:29,948 --> 00:35:32,083
but I think
you're worth the wait.
802
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:36,988
You know, this is
the nicest thing
803
00:35:37,022 --> 00:35:38,589
that anyone has ever
done for me.
804
00:35:38,623 --> 00:35:40,157
I know. I'm awesome, huh?
805
00:35:40,192 --> 00:35:42,293
Do either of you
806
00:35:42,327 --> 00:35:43,361
look at your phone?
807
00:35:43,395 --> 00:35:45,196
Rachel is stuck in L.A., okay?
808
00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,365
We have to delay tonight's
performance until she gets back.
809
00:35:47,399 --> 00:35:49,000
Okay, I'm thinking maybe
like a bomb threat,
810
00:35:49,034 --> 00:35:51,369
or maybe like
a bed bug scare, or...
811
00:35:51,403 --> 00:35:53,037
or maybe I run out
in the lobby, and I'm, like,
812
00:35:53,071 --> 00:35:55,006
"Hey, Barbra's in the park, and
she's doing a concert for free!"
813
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,041
Please stop. Just stop.
All of your ideas are horrible.
814
00:35:57,075 --> 00:35:58,542
Well, do you have a better one?
Because, I mean,
815
00:35:58,577 --> 00:36:00,897
if Rachel doesn't get back
in time, she could get fired!
816
00:36:04,016 --> 00:36:05,983
No one is gonna get fired.
817
00:36:06,018 --> 00:36:08,386
And yes, I actually
do have a better idea.
818
00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:12,065
Ooh! What a night, right?
819
00:36:12,090 --> 00:36:13,157
Hold that. Um,
820
00:36:13,191 --> 00:36:14,325
I didn't want to alarm you,
821
00:36:14,359 --> 00:36:15,559
but I didn't know
who else to call.
822
00:36:15,594 --> 00:36:16,727
How is this possible?
823
00:36:16,762 --> 00:36:19,130
Um, she's right in there.
824
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,901
What the hell
are you doing here?
825
00:36:23,935 --> 00:36:25,503
I'm going on as Fanny.
826
00:36:25,537 --> 00:36:27,672
I thought you quit.
827
00:36:27,706 --> 00:36:29,573
I guess I could quit again
if you want
828
00:36:29,608 --> 00:36:31,742
to spend the next couple
of hours handing out refunds.
829
00:36:31,777 --> 00:36:32,877
Where's Rachel?
830
00:36:32,911 --> 00:36:34,912
She's not here, but...
831
00:36:34,946 --> 00:36:38,649
I am, and trust me,
Sidney, I've got this.
832
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:43,434
So, I figured I'd kill two birds
with one stone
833
00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:45,302
by thanking you for keeping me
from getting fired
834
00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:48,313
and humiliated by making sure
the show wasn't canceled.
835
00:36:48,341 --> 00:36:50,375
I cannot believe they
didn't can you anyway.
836
00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,676
Yeah, well, they still might.
837
00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:53,011
I e-mailed Rupert and Sidney
838
00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:54,713
and explained
the whole situation to them,
839
00:36:54,747 --> 00:36:56,648
and all I got back
was an e-mail saying
840
00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:59,084
that I had to come in for
a mandatory meeting tomorrow.
841
00:36:59,118 --> 00:37:00,485
You're so screwed.
842
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,753
Yeah. Well, I mean,
I don't know.
843
00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:03,455
At least I'm not going to be,
like, sued or anything
844
00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,056
for all of the tickets
that they would have had
845
00:37:05,091 --> 00:37:06,358
to refund if the show
had been canceled.
846
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:07,953
Don't sweat it.
I had a blast, actually.
847
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,227
I mean,
that Broadway stuff is fun
848
00:37:09,262 --> 00:37:10,829
if you only have to do it once.
849
00:37:10,863 --> 00:37:13,865
So, what's the,
uh, second bird?
850
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,635
Well, I mean, I wanted to see
what you wanted in return.
851
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:19,237
Is that the kind of friend
that you think that I am?
852
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:23,375
Yeah. Okay.
Look, I get it.
853
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,944
I get how
I could come off that way,
854
00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:28,914
but let's just use this
as an example
855
00:37:28,948 --> 00:37:31,249
of the kind of friend
that I'm trying to be now.
856
00:37:31,284 --> 00:37:33,251
Okay.
857
00:37:33,286 --> 00:37:36,288
Well, why the sudden thawing
of your icy heart?
858
00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:38,557
Well, because I realized
859
00:37:38,591 --> 00:37:41,059
that the world is even colder
than I am.
860
00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:43,395
You know, and the only thing
that you can do
861
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,063
to keep from freezing
to death is
862
00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:47,165
have good friends around you
to keep you warm.
863
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,701
So, I decided
that I want to use
864
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:53,105
my bitch powers to protect
the people that I care about.
865
00:37:53,139 --> 00:37:56,241
And I guess that means
that I care about you.
866
00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,243
Don't tell anyone.
867
00:37:58,277 --> 00:37:59,911
I won't.
868
00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:02,114
Okay.
I made it in time
869
00:38:02,148 --> 00:38:04,883
for the second act,
and you were really good.
870
00:38:04,917 --> 00:38:07,152
Thanks.
871
00:38:09,622 --> 00:38:12,057
I just can't believe
I screwed it all up.
872
00:38:12,091 --> 00:38:15,627
I mean, I had everything, and
873
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:18,964
all my dreams had come true,
874
00:38:18,998 --> 00:38:21,600
and I threw it away.
875
00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:23,602
And for what?
876
00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:25,203
Nothing.
877
00:38:25,238 --> 00:38:28,373
Listen, I don't know what Sidney
is going to do to you tomorrow.
878
00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,242
Maybe he'll fire you.
879
00:38:30,276 --> 00:38:32,244
I know I would.
880
00:38:32,278 --> 00:38:35,380
But I also know
that you are the type of person
881
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,883
that can't be held down.
882
00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:39,284
You're this huge talent.
883
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:42,254
It's like Russell Crowe
and Johnny Carson.
884
00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:43,855
No matter how awful you are,
885
00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:46,010
people are always gonna want
to work with you.
886
00:38:47,226 --> 00:38:49,294
That was kind of nice,
I think, but...
887
00:38:52,165 --> 00:38:54,766
You're a really good friend,
Santana.
888
00:38:57,770 --> 00:39:01,673
Oh, I'm gonna take this
all for myself.
889
00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:07,145
Finally, I get some alone time
with you on the couch.
890
00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:08,647
I feel like
I haven't seen you in days.
891
00:39:08,681 --> 00:39:10,882
Well, you keep telling me
never to say no to June.
892
00:39:10,883 --> 00:39:12,818
Well, you never know
who she might introduce you to
893
00:39:12,852 --> 00:39:14,186
who could help us
in our careers.
894
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:15,921
I mean, literally, all
her friends are rich and famous.
895
00:39:15,955 --> 00:39:17,789
By the way, I'm upset with you.
896
00:39:17,824 --> 00:39:20,192
Why?
Because
897
00:39:20,226 --> 00:39:21,827
you haven't filled me in
on any of the gossip.
898
00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:23,862
You spend six hours
a day with her,
899
00:39:23,896 --> 00:39:25,864
and I have yet
to receive one text being, like,
900
00:39:25,898 --> 00:39:28,700
"Hey, I'm talking poverty
with Bono," or-or tales
901
00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:31,303
of lunch at Balthazar with
Karl Lagerfeld or Condi Rice.
902
00:39:31,337 --> 00:39:32,971
It's not like that at all.
903
00:39:33,005 --> 00:39:34,773
It's-it's just me and June.
904
00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,208
Well, is-is she being
inappropriate?
905
00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:37,476
Because I draw a line.
906
00:39:37,510 --> 00:39:40,979
What? No. Gross.
Not at all.
907
00:39:41,013 --> 00:39:42,047
Then what is it?
908
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:49,788
Um, well, we're, um,
planning a... a show.
909
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:52,124
It's just like
a one-night-only showcase.
910
00:39:52,158 --> 00:39:53,525
Oh, my God, that's amazing!
911
00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:55,327
Why didn't you tell me?
912
00:39:55,361 --> 00:40:00,365
I just wanted to make sure that
your part was more fleshed out.
913
00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:02,000
I get to be in it?!
914
00:40:02,034 --> 00:40:03,502
But I-I thought she hated me.
915
00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:05,570
Well, she doesn't hate you.
916
00:40:05,605 --> 00:40:06,972
You're such a sweetheart!
917
00:40:07,006 --> 00:40:08,473
Oh, like, okay, okay.
918
00:40:08,508 --> 00:40:11,376
I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to ruin the surprise.
919
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:14,312
Oh, okay, I'm not gonna
ask you anything else, but
920
00:40:14,347 --> 00:40:15,714
I am... I am dying to know
921
00:40:15,748 --> 00:40:16,848
what I'll be doing.
922
00:40:16,883 --> 00:40:19,084
Oh, I love you so much.
Oh.
923
00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:25,757
Rachel, have a seat.
924
00:40:29,195 --> 00:40:33,198
Mr. Greene, I just...
I really wanted to apologize
925
00:40:33,232 --> 00:40:34,966
for how everything turned out.
926
00:40:35,001 --> 00:40:36,668
Oh, please. It's okay.
927
00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:41,106
As you young people say,
"I totally understand."
928
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,541
- Really?
- Yeah.
929
00:40:42,575 --> 00:40:44,543
I mean, you wanted out
of a performance,
930
00:40:44,577 --> 00:40:47,612
and I told you "no"
in no uncertain terms.
931
00:40:47,647 --> 00:40:49,781
Mr. Greene...
932
00:40:49,816 --> 00:40:51,850
Let me finish.
933
00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:54,219
You lied to me.
934
00:40:54,253 --> 00:40:56,855
You know, I'm disappointed.
935
00:40:56,889 --> 00:40:58,356
Now, I personally
feel betrayed.
936
00:40:58,391 --> 00:41:00,292
But I'm not going to fire you.
937
00:41:00,326 --> 00:41:02,461
- Oh. Really?
- No.
938
00:41:02,495 --> 00:41:05,730
I wanted to fire you.
939
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:08,133
I spent all day
trying to fire you.
940
00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:11,670
I spoke to Rupert,
the other investors,
941
00:41:11,704 --> 00:41:13,405
and they all agreed
942
00:41:13,439 --> 00:41:16,475
that you're an ambitious,
irresponsible child.
943
00:41:16,509 --> 00:41:18,176
What can we do?
944
00:41:18,211 --> 00:41:21,146
You're our star.
We need you.
945
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:25,016
Well, Mr. Greene, I...
I know I made a mistake,
946
00:41:25,051 --> 00:41:27,018
but I had an opportunity
come my way,
947
00:41:27,053 --> 00:41:28,553
and I just... I thought...
948
00:41:28,588 --> 00:41:33,658
Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm, you thought.
949
00:41:33,693 --> 00:41:35,794
I've seen this all the time,
950
00:41:35,828 --> 00:41:37,963
and let me tell you
something, Miss Berry.
951
00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:40,732
You aren't some Broadway legend.
952
00:41:40,767 --> 00:41:43,835
If you ever
953
00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:46,004
pull something like this again,
954
00:41:46,038 --> 00:41:48,140
I will not only fire you;
955
00:41:48,174 --> 00:41:50,509
I will sue you back
to the stone age
956
00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:52,511
for breach of contract.
957
00:41:52,545 --> 00:41:57,649
And you'll never be able
to work on Broadway again.
958
00:41:57,683 --> 00:41:59,451
Your reputation...
959
00:41:59,485 --> 00:42:01,486
will not exist.
960
00:42:04,057 --> 00:42:06,758
Get the hell out of my office.
961
00:42:18,638 --> 00:42:20,605
Hello?
962
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,375
Hi, Rachel. Lee Paulblatt.
963
00:42:23,409 --> 00:42:25,911
Yeah, I've got some bad news.
964
00:42:25,945 --> 00:42:28,413
As you're aware, that, uh,
was not a great audition.
965
00:42:28,448 --> 00:42:30,408
There were some girls
who just came in
966
00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:32,250
and knocked it
out of the park, so,
967
00:42:32,285 --> 00:42:33,418
the bottom line is that,
968
00:42:33,453 --> 00:42:34,619
unfortunately,
you did not get the part.
969
00:42:34,654 --> 00:42:36,254
I know, Mr. Paulblatt.
970
00:42:36,289 --> 00:42:38,023
Thank you for the opportunity.
971
00:42:38,057 --> 00:42:40,358
But I've also got
some good news.
972
00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:41,760
Rachel, I mean, clearly,
973
00:42:41,794 --> 00:42:43,829
Song of Solomon was not
the right project for you.
974
00:42:43,863 --> 00:42:45,397
But when I said that you were
975
00:42:45,431 --> 00:42:47,265
a once-in-a-generation talent,
I meant it,
976
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:50,569
which is why I want
to give you a development deal.
977
00:42:50,603 --> 00:42:51,970
Are you serious?
978
00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:54,406
I don't... I don't even know
what that means.
979
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,042
We want to create a TV show
around you, Rachel.
980
00:42:57,076 --> 00:42:58,577
We don't know what it is,
981
00:42:58,611 --> 00:43:00,612
but, uh, oh,
we'll figure that out.
982
00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:01,980
Are you serious?
983
00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:03,348
Yes, Rachel, I am serious.
984
00:43:03,382 --> 00:43:05,917
I've got a writer in mind
I want to pair you with.
985
00:43:05,952 --> 00:43:07,586
You don't even have
to leave New York.
986
00:43:07,620 --> 00:43:08,920
We're sending her to you.
987
00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:12,457
Mr. Paulblatt, I... I..
I-I don't even know what to say.
988
00:43:12,492 --> 00:43:13,792
Just say thank you.
Congrats, Rachel.
989
00:43:13,826 --> 00:43:17,014
Celebrate with your friends.
We'll be in touch.
990
00:43:17,045 --> 00:43:22,081
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