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Here's what you missed
on Glee: Regionals is coming up
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and Jessie's left the glee
club, and though it seems like
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which is confusing.
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I think I kind of like her.
I don't want her to get hurt.
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Quinn's preggo and feels like
she's totally alone.
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And Sue won't leave Will alone
as the poor guy's trying
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to get over divorcing
his terrible wife, Terri.
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I mean, she's not terrible.
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She's just kind of...
you know, terrible.
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Sorry.
And that's what you missed on Glee.
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(bell ringing)
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MERCEDES: Is it just me,
or does it feel like
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we have a real shot at
Regionals next month?
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The Ohio Show Choir chat rooms
have all been buzzing
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about how Vocal Adrenaline
has lost a step.
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I agree-- the judges know
all of their tricks
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and now that we have Jessie,
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they've lost
their best performer.
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You guys have to come to the
auditorium-- it's an emergency!
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(bell ringing)
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Jessie?
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What are you doing
up there with them?
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I've transferred back
to Carmel High, Rachel.
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I'm sorry that
it's come to this,
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but you guys were awful to me.
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You never accepted me,
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you never listened
to my clearly superior ideas.
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Why are you here
in our auditorium?
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The blogs and the chat rooms
say that we're finished,
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and that you guys are ripe
to topple us.
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We just wanted to show you
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a something we came up with
a few days ago
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to see if you agree
with that assessment.
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(bass line to "Another One
Bites the Dust" playing)
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* Bom-bom-bom *
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Ooh, let's go.
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* Steve walks warily
down the street *
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* With the brim pulled
way down low *
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* Ain't no sound
but the sound of his feet *
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* Machine gun's ready to go *
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* Are you ready? *
* Hey *
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* Are you ready for this? *
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* Are you hanging on
the edge of your seat? *
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* Out of the doorway
the bullets rip *
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* To the sound of the beat *
* Yeah *
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* Bom-bom-bom *
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* Another one bites the dust *
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* Bom-bom-bom *
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* Another one bites the dust *
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* How do you think
I'm gonna get along *
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* Without you
when you're gone? *
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* You took me for everything
that I had *
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* And kicked me out
on my own *
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* Are you happy? *
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* Are you satisfied? *
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* How long can you
stand the heat? *
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* Out of the doorway
the bullets rip *
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* To the sound of the beat,
look out *
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* Bom-bom-bom *
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* Another one bites the dust. *
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(song ends)
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Thanks for letting us
borrow your auditorium, guys.
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It's quaint.
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(laughing)
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(sighs)
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(bell ringing)
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ARTIE:
It's a Carmel High tradition.
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They psych out the competition
a few weeks before the big show.
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They call it a funkification.
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Meaning they show us
what they've got,
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and we spiral
into a deep black funk.
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Yeah. Yeah, we used to do
the same thing
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to other football teams.
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You know, try and get inside
their head before a big game,
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pull little pranks
to intimidate them.
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Yeah, well, the difference was
our football team sucked.
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Those guys are golden.
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KURT: Come on, keep
your heads up, guys.
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It's going to take
more than that
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to get us into a funk.
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TINA:
I feel so violated.
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It's like someone
broke into our home.
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Look, it was just
a lame little prank.
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And the fact that they're
trying to get to us
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means maybe we
got them spooked.
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Uh-uh, Mr. Shue.
They aren't afraid of anything.
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That number they did
was fantastic.
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You know, which doesn't
make any sense.
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They had all that equipment.
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How did they even get in?
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I gave 'em all keys.
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Helped them do a sound check
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over the weekend.
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Hey, this way, fellas.
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Let's punch out this wall here.
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That'll open up the space a little bit.
Sue, what are you doing?
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I can't talk to you now,
William.
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Drafting class is helping me
redecorate around here.
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You see, I have Nationals
over the weekend,
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and I expect to return
with a comically large
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first place trophy for which
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I have absolutely no room
in my trophy case.
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As soon as you hurry up
and lose at Regionals,
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this choir room will become
my official trophy annex.
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You know what it
has to look like?
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Elvis' gold record
room at Graceland.
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Except I'll be wanting
far fewer morbidly obese
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white women waddling
around and crying.
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Sue, get out of my room.
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Glee Clubbers, for you those
of you whose hearing
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has not been damaged by massive
doses of Acutane, listen up.
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In a few weeks,
Glee Club will be finished.
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Now how do I know that?
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Well, I recently checked
the odds with my Vegas bookie,
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who told me that you're 40-1
underdogs at Regionals.
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You are going to lose,
and your dreams
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will be crushed.
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Sue, can I see your trophy?
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Sure, Will.
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Hope and dream.
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You dropped your trophy, Sue.
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You know, for me,
trophies are like herpes.
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You can try to get rid of them,
but they just keep coming.
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You know why?
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Sue Sylvester has hourly
flare-ups of burning, itchy,
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highly contagious talent.
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Enjoy your last few days here.
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This room is mine.
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(bell ringing)
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So you sign here,
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and here.
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And you sign here and here.
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(pens clicking)
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(pens scribbling)
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(clearing throat)
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Well...
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By the power vested in me
by the bar association
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of the great State of Ohio,
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I know pronounce you
no longer husband and wife.
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Mazel tov.
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(door closing)
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You're still that
16-year-old boy to me.
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You always will be.
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(door closing)
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(bell ringing)
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All right, guys, today I want
to talk to you about regrets.
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Who has some?
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Giving my heart to Jessie,
just to have it crushed
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like the stage floor
at a performance of Stomp.
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Thinking "trust me" was
a sensible birth control option.
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We all have them.
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I just finalized my divorce.
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I regret
living in a relationship
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that wasn't working.
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Letting her put me
in these deep funks
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and not fighting back.
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Besides creeping us out,
why are you telling us this?
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Because if we lose to
Vocal Adrenaline at Regionals,
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none of us are
going to regret it.
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We will have given
it our best shot
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and we won't look back.
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But we will regret letting them
get the best of us
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before the competition.
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Which is why we need to hit them
back just like they hit us.
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So you want us
to TP their choir room?
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Whatever the better,
cooler version of that is.
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Like, uh, maybe-maybe we should
steal their school statue.
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Their school statue
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is a giant bronze of a great
white shark eating a seal pup.
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It weighs three tons.
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Okay, how about this one.
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All right, we get like...
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PUCK: Everyone knows this
is going to come down to me.
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Revenge, fear, the merciless
infliction of pain.
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These are my kingdoms.
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First time I gave a wedgie
to a kid, I was four years old.
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Finn and I may still hate
each other for some reason,
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but we both know that defending
the honor of New Directions
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is going to be our dirty job.
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(dog barking in distance)
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(hissing)
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Yeah, I did it.
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And I'm proud. All I did
was step up and be a man.
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They got what was coming
to them.
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A few of my students
TP'd your choir room.
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You slashed the tires
on the Range Rovers
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of all 26 of my performers.
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Those were gifts for
our win at Sectionals.
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That's 200 times 26
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times four equals...
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I don't have a calculator.
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I'm sorry, you bought
all your kids Range Rovers?
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We have a very active
booster club.
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Look, nobody got hurt.
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It was a harmless prank.
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SUE: That's what they said
about a young man in Chicago
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in 1871, who thought he'd
play a harmless prank
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on the dairy cow of
one Mrs. O'Leary.
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He successfully
ignited its flatulence
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and a city burned, William.
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That young terrorist
went on to become
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the first gay president
of the United States,
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Abraham Lincoln.
Enough.
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These students
have committed a felony.
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They are hereby expelled.
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Look, I don't want anyone
to get expelled.
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I'm not going
to press charges...
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as long as you pay
for the damage.
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You can take it out
of the glee club budget.
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That'll bankrupt the glee club.
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We don't have that kind
of money.
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We'll get jobs.
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Give us a month.
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We'll pay you back,
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Ms. Corcoran, I promise.
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Fine.
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Ms. Corcoran, you are
as wise and magnanimous
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as you are beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Well, you just can't
win, can you, William?
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You never have,
and you never will.
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Are you want to take a trip down that
rabbit hole, William?
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I'm willing to try
anything, Sandy.
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I'm just really depressed.
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I don't sell to the
clinically depressed.
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You'll throw yourself
off a parking garage
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and I can't have that
on my conscience.
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I used to coach that glee club.
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I know what you're up against.
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You think Carmel High didn't
put the fear of God in me?
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I don't know how we
can possibly beat them.
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Glee is hanging by a thread.
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William, the answer is
right in front of your face,
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but you can't see it
because you're in
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too big of a funk.
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Vocal Adrenaline
has a weakness.
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(bell ringing)
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Funk.
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Use it in a sentence.
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Come on.
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Rachel.
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This cheese smells funky.
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That's because
it's "from-unda" cheese.
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Shut it, Puckerman!
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Okay, okay.
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I was thinking more
along the lines of...
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Vocal Adrenaline has sure
put us all in a funk.
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I'm so depressed, I've worn
the same outfit twice this week.
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What if I told you
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I knew how we could shove it
right back down their throats?
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New Directions is about
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to make their funk the P-Funk.
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We are going to get funked up.
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00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:29,886
The only way to do that
is to beat them at Regionals.
255
00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,360
Vocal Adrenaline has never once
done a funk number.
256
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,834
They're a machine,
a collective, synthesized,
257
00:10:34,907 --> 00:10:37,375
soulless beat.
258
00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:39,216
Funk is soul meets anger.
259
00:10:39,287 --> 00:10:41,188
Its passion is in its emotion.
260
00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:43,494
And Vocal Adrenaline doesn't
perform with any.
261
00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,368
So you have your assignment.
262
00:10:45,439 --> 00:10:47,940
I want you guys
to turn McKinley High into...
263
00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:49,847
* Funky town! *
264
00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:52,754
You guys can relax,
I got this one covered.
265
00:10:52,828 --> 00:10:53,995
Cool.
266
00:10:54,064 --> 00:10:55,198
Hold on a second.
267
00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:56,435
I-I want a chance
to get funky, too.
268
00:10:56,505 --> 00:10:57,972
(laughter)
269
00:10:59,113 --> 00:11:00,913
(laughing):
Good one, Quinn.
270
00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:02,586
It even sounds funny
when you say it.
271
00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:05,393
You said funk
was about soul and anger.
272
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,799
I have plenty of both.
273
00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:08,704
Look at me. Look at my life.
274
00:11:08,776 --> 00:11:09,776
I'm furious!
275
00:11:09,845 --> 00:11:10,945
MERCEDES:
Let's be honest.
276
00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:12,316
When white people try
to be funky,
277
00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:15,322
you end up with KC
and the Sunshine Band.
278
00:11:15,395 --> 00:11:16,429
I love "Boogie Shoes."
279
00:11:16,498 --> 00:11:18,199
Mercedes' racism aside,
280
00:11:18,271 --> 00:11:20,906
I will have something prepared
tomorrow.
281
00:11:20,978 --> 00:11:22,746
All right, Quinn goes first.
282
00:11:23,787 --> 00:11:25,922
(bell ringing)
283
00:11:27,565 --> 00:11:30,233
Rachel, can I see you
in my office?
284
00:11:31,577 --> 00:11:33,978
You seem to be taking
this Jessie thing pretty hard.
285
00:11:34,051 --> 00:11:36,319
I want him to be eaten
by a lion.
286
00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:37,859
(sighs)
Jessie, cared about you.
287
00:11:37,929 --> 00:11:39,330
No, he didn't.
288
00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:42,002
Our entire relationship
was just some diabolical plan.
289
00:11:42,075 --> 00:11:43,842
They knew if they broke my heart
290
00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:44,914
close enough
to the competition,
291
00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:46,618
that I'd lose my will to live,
292
00:11:46,688 --> 00:11:48,489
and then New Directions
would have no chance
293
00:11:48,561 --> 00:11:49,828
at winning Regionals.
294
00:11:49,899 --> 00:11:51,733
It's textbook;
You destroy the heart
295
00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:54,505
of the team's heart
and you destroy the team.
296
00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:56,647
WILL: Sandy told me how to
beat Vocal Adrenaline,
297
00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,486
and now Rachel was
inadvertently telling me
298
00:11:58,558 --> 00:12:00,992
how to beat my other nemesis.
299
00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:04,134
Suddenly, I wasn't feeling
nearly as depressed.
300
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,942
(playing tentative melody)
301
00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:08,648
William, I'm gonna have
to ask you to clear out.
302
00:12:08,721 --> 00:12:10,255
I received an anonymous
tip from someone
303
00:12:10,326 --> 00:12:11,993
who wants to meet me here
304
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,599
to discuss
an illegal Hot Cheetos ring.
305
00:12:13,669 --> 00:12:15,003
Hot Cheetos have been proven
306
00:12:15,074 --> 00:12:17,442
to raise endorphins,
which makes for happy kids,
307
00:12:17,515 --> 00:12:18,615
and I can't have that.
308
00:12:18,684 --> 00:12:19,784
Yeah, no worries, Sue.
309
00:12:19,854 --> 00:12:21,088
I'll just find
someplace else to...
310
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,560
Oh, wow.
311
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:24,232
What?
312
00:12:24,301 --> 00:12:26,002
It-it's nothing.
313
00:12:26,073 --> 00:12:28,608
It's just... it's just the way
the light hit you
314
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,715
just now, you looked stunning.
315
00:12:32,091 --> 00:12:34,226
No, you're radiant.
316
00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:35,698
Well, the week before Nationals
every year,
317
00:12:35,769 --> 00:12:37,303
I have a placenta mask
318
00:12:37,373 --> 00:12:40,108
right after a rigorous session
of microdermabrasion.
319
00:12:40,182 --> 00:12:43,217
Well, whatever you're doing,
keep it up
320
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:46,660
because you have
never looked better.
321
00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:51,877
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I should...
322
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:53,317
I got stuff to do, so...
Yeah, um...
323
00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:56,490
Look, Sue, I gotta ask
your advice about something.
324
00:12:56,564 --> 00:12:59,532
I know I make it seem
like I-I know what I'm doing,
325
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:01,474
but everyone knows
326
00:13:01,545 --> 00:13:02,746
you're the kingmaker
around here.
327
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,883
I mean, you're this school's
328
00:13:03,953 --> 00:13:05,053
arbiter of taste.
Continue.
329
00:13:05,123 --> 00:13:06,490
We're doing this funk number
for Regionals,
330
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,094
and I wanted
to pick your brain about it.
331
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,901
I-I just wanted to know
if it's too suggestive.
332
00:13:10,974 --> 00:13:12,875
And I only need
two minutes of your time.
333
00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:14,681
Okay.
334
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,320
("Tell Me Something Good" plays)
335
00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:33,488
* You ain't got no kind
of feeling insi-ide *
336
00:13:33,575 --> 00:13:36,376
* Oh, whoa-oa-oa *
337
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,218
* And I got something *
338
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:44,361
* That will sure 'nuff set
your stuff on fire *
339
00:13:44,441 --> 00:13:45,741
* Oh, oh-oh *
340
00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:54,724
* You refuse to put anything
before your pride *
341
00:13:56,477 --> 00:13:57,844
* Oh, oh-oh... *
342
00:14:00,121 --> 00:14:06,159
* What I got will knock
all your pride aside *
343
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,748
* Tell me something good *
344
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:18,467
* Tell me that you love me,
yeah *
345
00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:24,317
* Tell me something good *
346
00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:26,694
* Tell me, tell me, tell me *
347
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:30,503
* That you like it, yeah *
348
00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:40,726
* "Got no time" is what
you're known to say-ay *
349
00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:46,155
* Tell me something good *
350
00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:50,862
* Oh, tell me, oh, tell me,
yeah-eah! *
351
00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:53,074
* Tell me that you love me,
yeah *
352
00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:56,415
* I like it, I like it,
yeah-eah *
353
00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:59,191
* Tell me something good! *
354
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:00,365
(song ends)
355
00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:02,068
So...
356
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,607
you feel anything there?
357
00:15:03,678 --> 00:15:05,278
No.
358
00:15:05,349 --> 00:15:07,450
Was I...
359
00:15:07,522 --> 00:15:08,589
too dirty?
360
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,227
I didn't notice. I was bored.
361
00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:14,706
Okay.
362
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:29,233
Right, left, and flip, okay?
363
00:15:29,306 --> 00:15:30,740
Can I go shirtless
under this apron?
364
00:15:30,811 --> 00:15:33,045
Look, I only hired
you two losers
365
00:15:33,117 --> 00:15:35,218
because I'm desperate
to increase my quarterly sales
366
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,658
and you'll work for less
than immigrants.
367
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,528
As I'm you know,
368
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,268
Mr. Schuester and I
are now officially divorced.
369
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,874
I mean, I'm sure he talks
about it all the time.
370
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:47,352
Anyway, I'm on my own now.
371
00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:50,629
And I need to make manager
by the end of the year
372
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:53,138
so that I can maintain
my lifestyle.
373
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,845
Terri, that guy who gave
me Bell's palsy is
374
00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:57,253
back again today.
375
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,256
So...
376
00:15:58,326 --> 00:15:59,759
help him.
377
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,397
He's our best customer.
378
00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:04,774
You need to go help him.
379
00:16:04,845 --> 00:16:06,879
But she just told you to do it.
380
00:16:06,952 --> 00:16:08,619
I have got seniority
over you two losers,
381
00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:10,691
which means you have to do
what I say.
382
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:12,330
Well, then I need
to kick your ass.
383
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,001
MAN:
Bamboo...!
384
00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:20,017
You two... apron boys.
385
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:23,829
You're not gonna fondle us,
are you, Mr. Ryerson?
386
00:16:23,902 --> 00:16:25,836
I've recently
redone my bathroom
387
00:16:25,908 --> 00:16:27,942
as an homage
to Miss Jayne Mansfield.
388
00:16:28,984 --> 00:16:31,051
Pink! It's all pink!
389
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,658
This is amaranth pink.
390
00:16:32,729 --> 00:16:33,929
I need rose pink.
391
00:16:33,999 --> 00:16:36,967
But this is all the pink
that we have.
392
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,476
Wrong answer.
393
00:16:38,547 --> 00:16:41,348
Did they change the name of this
place to Losers N' Things?
394
00:16:41,421 --> 00:16:42,955
Did everyone in
395
00:16:43,026 --> 00:16:44,660
the whole world die so they had
396
00:16:44,731 --> 00:16:46,666
to give these jobs
to you two morons?
397
00:16:46,737 --> 00:16:48,171
And where's my Muzak?!
398
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,877
How am I supposed to shop
without my Kenny G?
399
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:53,351
(clapping hands) Let's go!
400
00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:55,928
Crank it!
401
00:16:58,807 --> 00:17:00,774
("Loser" bluesy intro playing)
402
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:09,698
* In the time of chimpanzees,
I was a monkey *
403
00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:12,475
* Butane in my veins
and I'm out to cut the junkie *
404
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:15,483
* With the plastic eyeballs,
spray-paint the vegetables *
405
00:17:15,557 --> 00:17:18,792
* Dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose *
406
00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:21,368
* Kill the headlights
and put it in neutral *
407
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,143
* Stock car flamin' with a loser
and the cruise control *
408
00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:25,716
* Baby's in Reno
with the Vitamin D *
409
00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:29,624
* Got a couple of couches,
sleep on the love seat *
410
00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,299
* Someone keeps saying
I'm insane *
411
00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:33,305
* To complain
about a shotgun wedding *
412
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:35,612
* And a stain on my shirt *
413
00:17:35,683 --> 00:17:37,718
* Don't believe everything
that you breathe *
414
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,759
* You get a parking violation
and a maggot on your sleeve *
415
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:43,601
* So shave your face
with some mace in the dark *
416
00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:45,041
* Savin' all your food stamps *
417
00:17:45,112 --> 00:17:47,246
* Aand burnin' down
the trailer park *
418
00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:48,219
Yo.
419
00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:51,259
HOWARD:
Cut it.
420
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:56,701
* Soy, un perdedor *
421
00:17:56,780 --> 00:18:00,049
* I'm a loser, baby *
422
00:18:00,123 --> 00:18:02,024
* So why don't you kill me? *
423
00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:03,363
* So why don't
you kill me? *
424
00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:05,868
(song stops, soft Muzak plays)
425
00:18:05,941 --> 00:18:07,575
(sighs)
426
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,392
I thought Jews were
supposed to be smart.
427
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,634
(sighs)
428
00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:19,441
Go restack the space heaters.
429
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,258
Mrs. Schuester,
430
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:27,464
can you show me
how to fold this sham again?
431
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:30,444
Mrs. Schuester?
432
00:18:30,515 --> 00:18:32,215
Oh. I'm sorry.
433
00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:33,853
Yes, sure. Of course.
434
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,731
How old are you?
435
00:18:37,803 --> 00:18:39,403
Sixteen.
436
00:18:39,474 --> 00:18:41,809
Oh.
437
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,555
SUE:
Dear Journal,
438
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,961
Something strange happened
yesterday.
439
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:50,734
I felt something
below the neck.
440
00:18:50,808 --> 00:18:53,076
Dare I admit it?
441
00:18:53,149 --> 00:18:55,417
I have feelings
for one Will Schuester.
442
00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:58,357
Sexy, non-murdering feelings.
443
00:18:58,431 --> 00:19:00,498
Oh, it all makes sense now,
Journal.
444
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:04,206
True love always springs
from true hate.
445
00:19:04,282 --> 00:19:06,350
I'll admit, in the past,
I've fantasized about waking up
446
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:08,522
with Will's head on the pillow
next to me,
447
00:19:08,594 --> 00:19:10,629
except now I picture it
448
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,502
attached to the rest
of his body.
449
00:19:12,573 --> 00:19:13,273
(knocking)
450
00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:15,877
Sue, you got a sec?
451
00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,350
Yes, William.
How can I help you?
452
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:20,223
I, uh, I wanted
to bring you these.
453
00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,998
I snuck a peek
at your tracksuit this morning,
454
00:19:23,071 --> 00:19:24,505
and I got these to match.
455
00:19:24,575 --> 00:19:25,909
Those are cheap
gas station flowers.
456
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:27,047
I-I have no interest.
457
00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:29,117
Okay.
458
00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:32,291
But I also got you these.
459
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:35,802
A tub of Extreme Challenge
Lifestyle CarboGels.
460
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:38,812
I had to drive to Dayton
to get your favorite flavor.
461
00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:41,587
Appletini.
Appletini.
462
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,369
I don't get it either, Sue,
463
00:19:46,441 --> 00:19:49,010
but you can't deny
that we have chemistry.
464
00:19:49,082 --> 00:19:52,818
My divorce opened my eyes
to a world of possibilities.
465
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:54,495
I thought I'd finally
have the chance
466
00:19:54,565 --> 00:19:57,267
to have all the things
I'd ever wanted.
467
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,141
And then I realized,
468
00:19:59,212 --> 00:20:01,981
the only thing I want...
469
00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:03,355
is Sue.
470
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,204
You have Nationals
471
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,243
this Saturday, right?
Why do you ask?
472
00:20:11,315 --> 00:20:16,486
Because I'd like to take you
to dinner this week.
473
00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:17,598
How's Wednesday night?
474
00:20:17,668 --> 00:20:19,235
Breadstix?
475
00:20:20,442 --> 00:20:21,843
Yeah.
476
00:20:21,913 --> 00:20:24,748
Good.
477
00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:26,823
Oh...
478
00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:28,429
You know what Wednesday is,
right?
479
00:20:31,108 --> 00:20:33,343
Hump day.
480
00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:45,688
I'm sorry,
Mrs. Schuester,
481
00:20:45,759 --> 00:20:47,226
my heart's not in this.
482
00:20:47,297 --> 00:20:49,298
This whole Vocal Adrenaline
thing's really getting me down,
483
00:20:49,369 --> 00:20:51,737
and we have to come up
with this funk number for Glee,
484
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,878
and I have like,
less-than-zero ideas, and I...
485
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,250
Glee?!
486
00:20:55,956 --> 00:20:57,690
God!
487
00:20:57,761 --> 00:20:59,429
This club is like toxic mold
on my life.
488
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,874
I'm sorry.
489
00:21:05,852 --> 00:21:07,653
What am I doing?
490
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,460
This is exactly how
I destroyed my marriage.
491
00:21:10,532 --> 00:21:14,369
I have this compulsive need to
crush other people's dreams.
492
00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:15,611
Yeah, that's what Mr. Shue said.
493
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:19,119
I mean,
I think you're awesome, though.
494
00:21:19,192 --> 00:21:20,326
I mean, look how hard
you've been working
495
00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:23,765
to try and help me fold a sham.
Well...
496
00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:25,940
And you'd be a total MILF
497
00:21:26,012 --> 00:21:27,379
if it weren't for the whole
faking-the-mother thing.
498
00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:30,724
You're very sweet.
499
00:21:32,097 --> 00:21:33,864
You could be my second chance.
500
00:21:35,073 --> 00:21:36,540
I'm gonna change.
501
00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:38,545
I don't have to stay in
502
00:21:38,616 --> 00:21:40,117
this post-divorce funk
forever, right?
503
00:21:40,188 --> 00:21:42,689
Yeah. Yeah, right, I guess.
504
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:44,029
Well, then I am
going to help you
505
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:44,933
with your Glee assignment.
506
00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:47,606
(chuckles)
507
00:21:47,677 --> 00:21:49,845
Okay, you said you needed
a funk song, right?
508
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,752
Yeah.
Okay, so,
509
00:21:52,825 --> 00:21:54,926
we'll type "funk"
into the iTunes,
510
00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:56,399
and we'll see what comes up.
511
00:21:56,470 --> 00:21:58,138
I never thought of that.
512
00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:00,476
Oh, Howard, I'm promoting Finn
513
00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:02,550
to assistant assistant manager.
514
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,422
You'll report to
him from now on.
515
00:22:04,494 --> 00:22:06,128
Do you have a problem
with that?
516
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,033
(sighs)
517
00:22:09,876 --> 00:22:11,477
Wow, thanks.
518
00:22:11,549 --> 00:22:13,349
I believe in you, Finn.
519
00:22:16,664 --> 00:22:18,431
(bell ringing) Okay, Quinn,
520
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,804
it's your day to show us
your funky side.
521
00:22:20,876 --> 00:22:22,109
So, take it away.
522
00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:24,882
For some of us...
523
00:22:26,025 --> 00:22:27,993
...just simply getting to class
524
00:22:28,065 --> 00:22:29,498
takes a little bit longer.
525
00:22:29,569 --> 00:22:31,470
When you're pregnant,
526
00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:33,643
you're responsible
for two lives.
527
00:22:33,715 --> 00:22:35,816
And you're walking
down the hallway
528
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,788
oppressed by the man.
529
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,861
Oh, my goodness, she is
not about to go there.
530
00:22:39,933 --> 00:22:41,400
Hearing people call you fat.
531
00:22:42,274 --> 00:22:43,841
Sometimes it hurts.
532
00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:47,648
Sometimes you have to stop
533
00:22:47,723 --> 00:22:50,659
and hold that precious life
and say no.
534
00:22:50,732 --> 00:22:51,966
This is offensive.
535
00:22:52,036 --> 00:22:53,236
Who are these girls?
536
00:22:53,307 --> 00:22:55,107
We're the "Unwed
Mothership Connection."
537
00:22:55,179 --> 00:22:58,181
And that's what we're
here to sing about.
538
00:22:58,255 --> 00:23:01,223
("It's a Man's Man's
Man's World" playing)
539
00:23:04,206 --> 00:23:06,307
* This is a man's world *
540
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,890
* This is a man's world *
541
00:23:15,406 --> 00:23:18,742
* But it wouldn't be nothing *
542
00:23:18,816 --> 00:23:21,785
* Nothing *
543
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:26,028
* Without a woman or a girl *
544
00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:30,408
* Ooh, ooh, ooh *
545
00:23:30,484 --> 00:23:32,952
* You see *
546
00:23:33,025 --> 00:23:35,493
* Man made the cars *
547
00:23:35,566 --> 00:23:37,400
* Ah *
548
00:23:37,472 --> 00:23:39,840
* To take us over the road *
549
00:23:39,913 --> 00:23:41,480
* Ah *
550
00:23:41,551 --> 00:23:46,421
* Man made the train *
551
00:23:46,499 --> 00:23:49,301
* To carry the heavy loads *
552
00:23:51,246 --> 00:23:55,216
* Man made the boat
for the water *
553
00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:59,495
* Like Noah made the ark *
554
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:04,408
* This is a man's, man's,
man's world *
555
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,588
* But it wouldn't be
nothing, nothing *
556
00:24:07,662 --> 00:24:10,664
* Without a woman or a girl *
He-he-he-hoo-hoo-hoo.
557
00:24:10,738 --> 00:24:15,074
* Without a woman or a girl *
558
00:24:15,151 --> 00:24:18,587
He-he-he-hoo-hoo-hoo.
559
00:24:18,662 --> 00:24:22,531
* Man thinks about
a little baby girls *
560
00:24:23,743 --> 00:24:26,178
* And the baby boys *
561
00:24:26,251 --> 00:24:32,790
* And after man make everything,
everything he can *
562
00:24:34,543 --> 00:24:36,477
* You know that man
makes money *
563
00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:37,916
* He makes money *
564
00:24:37,986 --> 00:24:41,521
* To buy from other man *
565
00:24:41,597 --> 00:24:43,798
* To buy from other man *
566
00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:47,239
* This is a man's world *
567
00:24:47,314 --> 00:24:51,117
* But it wouldn't
be nothing, nothing *
568
00:24:51,192 --> 00:24:53,527
* Not one little thing *
* Nothing *
569
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,268
* Without a woman or a girl *
570
00:24:58,046 --> 00:24:59,613
* Ooh *
571
00:24:59,685 --> 00:25:02,620
* He's lost *
572
00:25:02,694 --> 00:25:05,429
* In bitterness *
* Ooh *
573
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:08,441
* Ooh *
574
00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,678
* He's lost *
575
00:25:10,751 --> 00:25:12,885
* Lost somewhere *
* Ooh *
576
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:20,470
* In loneliness. *
577
00:25:20,546 --> 00:25:22,114
(song ends)
578
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,462
You're going to have
to order something.
579
00:25:38,534 --> 00:25:40,268
My date will be here any minute.
580
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,940
Your date's not coming.
581
00:25:42,011 --> 00:25:43,478
You got stood up.
582
00:25:52,709 --> 00:25:54,643
(audience cheering on TV)
(pounding on door)
583
00:25:54,715 --> 00:25:56,716
Right on time.
584
00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:57,988
(rapid knocking)
585
00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,726
How dare you?!
586
00:25:59,797 --> 00:26:01,197
You led me on.
587
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,835
You told me you had
feelings for me,
588
00:26:02,907 --> 00:26:04,274
then you ask me out,
you don't show up,
589
00:26:04,344 --> 00:26:06,078
humiliating me.
In public.
590
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,117
Gosh, Sue, I wonder where
I learned how to do all that.
591
00:26:08,189 --> 00:26:10,323
You meddled around
in my marriage,
592
00:26:10,396 --> 00:26:11,963
you terrorize the glee club,
593
00:26:12,034 --> 00:26:14,135
you continue to sabotage
my relationship with Emma.
594
00:26:14,207 --> 00:26:16,675
I tried playing nice, but
nothing seems to work with you.
595
00:26:16,748 --> 00:26:17,881
Cruelty was the only way
596
00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,586
to get your attention.
597
00:26:19,657 --> 00:26:22,191
I have no interest
in dating you, Sue.
598
00:26:22,264 --> 00:26:24,065
You're a bully
and you're mean to kids.
599
00:26:24,137 --> 00:26:25,504
I'm mean to everyone.
600
00:26:25,574 --> 00:26:27,175
Yeah, well, fine.
601
00:26:27,246 --> 00:26:30,648
Consider this a little taste
of what you love dishing out.
602
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:33,458
Now, if you'll excuse me.
603
00:26:33,532 --> 00:26:36,854
This is uncalled for, William.
604
00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:38,947
(sighs) Good night, Sue.
605
00:26:44,121 --> 00:26:46,689
(mutters)
Santana, are you all right?
606
00:26:46,762 --> 00:26:48,363
What...?
607
00:26:48,434 --> 00:26:50,268
(sobbing)
608
00:26:55,555 --> 00:26:58,056
Kurt, what is going on
around here?
609
00:26:58,130 --> 00:27:00,164
Coach Sylvester
won't get out of bed.
610
00:27:00,236 --> 00:27:01,903
We haven't had
practice in days.
611
00:27:01,974 --> 00:27:03,441
I'm fine because I have Glee,
612
00:27:03,512 --> 00:27:05,947
but these girls have
sort of lost it.
613
00:27:06,019 --> 00:27:07,620
No Nationals means
that four of the girls
614
00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,059
will lose their
college scholarships.
615
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,996
And the rest are just
depressed and confused.
616
00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:12,735
Please, please,
love me, please.
617
00:27:14,311 --> 00:27:17,881
It's really hard to feel
bad for Sue Sylvester--
618
00:27:17,955 --> 00:27:19,756
she doesn't need
another trophy--
619
00:27:19,828 --> 00:27:22,396
but some of these
girls, they really do.
620
00:27:26,447 --> 00:27:28,382
FINN:
Mr. Shue,
621
00:27:28,453 --> 00:27:30,021
Puck and I would like
to show the class
622
00:27:30,091 --> 00:27:31,058
the true meaning of funk.
623
00:27:31,128 --> 00:27:32,795
With a little help
624
00:27:32,867 --> 00:27:34,901
from our special guest
Mercedes.
625
00:27:34,973 --> 00:27:36,073
Whoo.
Yeah.
626
00:27:36,143 --> 00:27:37,743
Fasten your seat belts, people.
627
00:27:37,815 --> 00:27:39,716
It's going to be a funky ride.
628
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,288
("Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark
and the Funky Bunch playing)
629
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,292
* Yeah *
630
00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,964
* Can you feel it, baby? *
631
00:27:45,036 --> 00:27:46,604
* Come on, swing it *
632
00:27:46,674 --> 00:27:48,575
* Come-come on, swing it *
633
00:27:48,647 --> 00:27:51,015
* Come on, swing it *
634
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,521
* Come-come on, swing it *
635
00:27:52,592 --> 00:27:54,693
* Yo, it's about that time *
636
00:27:54,765 --> 00:27:56,265
* To bring forth
the rhythm and the rhyme *
637
00:27:56,337 --> 00:27:58,639
* I'm gonna get mine,
so get yours *
638
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:00,511
* I want to see sweat
comin' out your pores *
639
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:02,384
* On the house tip is
how I'm swingin' this *
640
00:28:02,455 --> 00:28:04,056
* Strictly hip-hop, boy,
I ain't singing this *
641
00:28:04,127 --> 00:28:06,928
* Bringing this
to the entire nation *
642
00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:10,004
* Black, white, red, brown, feel
the vibration * * Vibration *
643
00:28:10,078 --> 00:28:11,445
* Come on, feel the vibration *
* Vibration *
644
00:28:11,516 --> 00:28:15,452
* It's such a good vibration *
645
00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:20,265
* It's such a sweet sensation *
646
00:28:20,341 --> 00:28:22,443
* The vibrations good
like Sunkist *
647
00:28:22,515 --> 00:28:24,316
* Many wanna know
who done this *
648
00:28:24,387 --> 00:28:26,088
* Pucky Puck
and I'm here to move you *
649
00:28:26,159 --> 00:28:28,728
* Rhymes will groove you
and I'm here to prove to you *
650
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,534
* That we can party
on the positive side *
651
00:28:30,606 --> 00:28:32,040
* And pump positive vibes,
so come along for the ride *
652
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:34,779
* Making you feel the rhythm
is my occupation *
653
00:28:34,852 --> 00:28:36,519
* So feel the vibration *
* Vibration *
654
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,759
* Come on, feel the vibration *
* Vibration *
655
00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:42,366
* It's such a good vibration *
656
00:28:42,441 --> 00:28:46,344
* It's such a sweet sensation *
657
00:28:46,419 --> 00:28:47,686
Finnie D, break it down.
658
00:28:47,757 --> 00:28:49,191
* Down, down, down, down *
659
00:28:52,404 --> 00:28:53,838
* Finnie D's on the back up *
660
00:28:53,909 --> 00:28:56,377
* Drug free,
so put the crack up *
661
00:28:56,449 --> 00:28:59,518
* No need for speed,
I'm the anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E *
662
00:28:59,592 --> 00:29:01,459
* My body is healthy,
my rhymes make me wealthy *
663
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:04,500
* And the Funky Bunch helps me *
664
00:29:04,574 --> 00:29:06,374
* To bring you a show
with no intoxication *
665
00:29:06,446 --> 00:29:09,682
* Come on, and feel the
vibration * * Vibration *
666
00:29:09,756 --> 00:29:10,923
* Yeah *
667
00:29:10,993 --> 00:29:13,061
* Can you feel it, baby? *
668
00:29:13,132 --> 00:29:14,900
* I can, too *
669
00:29:14,972 --> 00:29:17,240
* It's such a good vibration *
670
00:29:18,683 --> 00:29:21,919
* It's such a sweet sensation *
671
00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:24,728
* It's such a good vibration. *
672
00:29:24,801 --> 00:29:26,435
(song ends, applause and whoops)
673
00:29:26,506 --> 00:29:28,307
WILL:
All right.
674
00:29:28,379 --> 00:29:30,413
Great job, guys,
but that's not funk.
675
00:29:30,485 --> 00:29:31,585
I mean, the group is called
676
00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:32,788
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch,
677
00:29:32,859 --> 00:29:33,959
but that is a rap song.
678
00:29:34,029 --> 00:29:36,030
A kick-butt old school rap song.
679
00:29:36,101 --> 00:29:38,269
ARTIE:
Does it really matter, Mr. Shue?
680
00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:41,444
We're so clinically depressed,
we're doing the wrong songs.
681
00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:43,385
We're in a deeper
funk than ever.
682
00:29:50,946 --> 00:29:53,748
Mercedes,
683
00:29:53,822 --> 00:29:55,589
I'm so sorry.
684
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:56,960
You may not be a minority,
685
00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:59,532
but you certainly get
how it feels sometimes.
686
00:29:59,605 --> 00:30:01,306
For nine months.
687
00:30:01,378 --> 00:30:02,945
You've had to deal with this
688
00:30:03,016 --> 00:30:06,084
your whole life.
689
00:30:06,158 --> 00:30:09,394
People making assumptions,
calling you names.
690
00:30:09,468 --> 00:30:13,038
I seriously can't understand
why don't feel like
691
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,679
yelling at people all the time.
692
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:17,118
What's the point
in getting angry?
693
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:18,691
Because it's infuriating.
694
00:30:18,762 --> 00:30:21,264
I hate all the looks at school.
695
00:30:21,336 --> 00:30:24,472
Don't even get me started
on Puck's mom.
696
00:30:24,547 --> 00:30:26,648
You're not angry.
697
00:30:26,719 --> 00:30:28,220
You're hurt.
698
00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:29,724
You just need someplace safe
699
00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:31,463
where you can dig through
all that rage.
700
00:30:31,534 --> 00:30:34,369
Get to the pain beneath it.
701
00:30:34,442 --> 00:30:35,776
So it's decided.
702
00:30:35,847 --> 00:30:37,280
Saturday you move out
of Puck's house
703
00:30:37,351 --> 00:30:39,152
and you move in with me.
704
00:30:40,995 --> 00:30:43,063
I already talked
to my mom about it.
705
00:30:43,136 --> 00:30:46,004
My brother went off to college
and we have an extra room.
706
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,745
Mercedes...
707
00:30:47,816 --> 00:30:49,617
It's cool.
708
00:30:49,688 --> 00:30:52,223
Us sisters got to stick
together, right?
709
00:30:53,332 --> 00:30:55,867
(chuckles)
710
00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:59,411
(both laughing softly)
711
00:31:00,755 --> 00:31:01,955
(doorbell rings)
712
00:31:05,067 --> 00:31:07,068
Mr. Schuester?
Yes.
713
00:31:07,141 --> 00:31:08,575
Come in.
Thank you.
714
00:31:10,217 --> 00:31:13,385
Um, is she doing okay?
715
00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:15,694
Never seen her like this.
716
00:31:15,766 --> 00:31:18,168
She won't leave her room,
and refuses her protein shakes.
717
00:31:18,241 --> 00:31:20,041
Bad.
718
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:22,480
Very bad. Well, please, tell her
I'd love to speak with her.
719
00:31:22,553 --> 00:31:24,220
Let me ask.
720
00:31:24,292 --> 00:31:25,525
Thank you.
721
00:31:28,337 --> 00:31:29,604
Careful.
722
00:31:29,674 --> 00:31:31,275
That Regionals '85.
723
00:31:31,346 --> 00:31:33,014
Very precious to Ms. Sue.
724
00:31:33,084 --> 00:31:34,118
Sorry.
725
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,362
Mija, Mr. Schuester
is here.
726
00:31:38,434 --> 00:31:39,968
SUE: Okay.
Okay.
727
00:31:41,142 --> 00:31:42,676
She agreed to see you.
728
00:31:42,746 --> 00:31:44,447
Oh, gracias por tu ayuda.
729
00:31:44,519 --> 00:31:45,452
De Nada.
730
00:31:51,105 --> 00:31:53,340
(knocking)
731
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,480
So have you come to gloat?
732
00:31:55,552 --> 00:31:58,821
I, uh...
733
00:31:58,895 --> 00:32:01,230
I hear you're pulling out
of Nationals, Sue.
734
00:32:01,302 --> 00:32:02,769
You know, for some
of your girls
735
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,441
that's going to have
some really big consequences.
736
00:32:05,515 --> 00:32:06,715
I'm tired of those kids.
737
00:32:06,785 --> 00:32:08,052
I devoted my life to them.
738
00:32:08,123 --> 00:32:10,057
And what have I got
to show for it?
739
00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:13,931
Five consecutive
National championships.
740
00:32:14,007 --> 00:32:15,741
Oh, big deal.
741
00:32:15,812 --> 00:32:18,046
I'm alone, William.
742
00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:20,254
I don't even like you
and I was willing
743
00:32:20,325 --> 00:32:22,193
to jump at the chance
to be with you.
744
00:32:22,265 --> 00:32:26,201
And, you know, for a second,
745
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,178
I saw a flash of something.
746
00:32:28,249 --> 00:32:29,950
I pictured myself
747
00:32:30,022 --> 00:32:33,291
living a normal life.
748
00:32:33,364 --> 00:32:35,599
Having someone to come home to
every night.
749
00:32:38,714 --> 00:32:42,083
And though
I completely loathe you,
750
00:32:42,158 --> 00:32:44,793
you'd make
a great trophy husband.
751
00:32:44,866 --> 00:32:46,333
And as you can see
752
00:32:46,403 --> 00:32:49,506
by my decor,
I love me some trophies.
753
00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:52,349
Sue, I did what I did to you
out of anger.
754
00:32:52,421 --> 00:32:53,855
I thought destroying you
755
00:32:53,926 --> 00:32:56,628
would pull me out of my funk.
756
00:32:56,701 --> 00:33:00,471
But... just made things worse.
757
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,981
So is that an apology?
758
00:33:04,056 --> 00:33:06,224
Yes, it is.
759
00:33:06,297 --> 00:33:08,798
And you're not alone, Sue.
760
00:33:08,871 --> 00:33:11,105
Your kids need you,
761
00:33:11,178 --> 00:33:13,179
so you do have love
in your life.
762
00:33:13,251 --> 00:33:15,552
My kids don't love me;
They fear me.
763
00:33:15,624 --> 00:33:17,658
But you love them, Sue.
764
00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:25,882
Hand me my bullhorn, will you?
765
00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:32,102
(feedback squeals)
766
00:33:32,173 --> 00:33:33,774
Amelda!
767
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:35,346
Make me a shake!
768
00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:36,417
To go!
769
00:33:36,487 --> 00:33:37,587
AMELDA:
Hooray.
770
00:33:37,657 --> 00:33:39,024
Make it two.
771
00:33:41,836 --> 00:33:43,570
(bell ringing)
772
00:33:43,641 --> 00:33:45,075
(cell phone rings)
773
00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:49,155
Hello.
774
00:33:49,224 --> 00:33:51,492
JESSIE:
Meet me out in the parking lot.
775
00:33:57,783 --> 00:34:00,385
(piano plays gentle melody)
776
00:34:30,214 --> 00:34:32,482
(laughing)
777
00:34:32,555 --> 00:34:34,022
I hear you're a vegan, Berry.
778
00:34:34,092 --> 00:34:35,326
The souls of those
poor egg fetuses
779
00:34:35,396 --> 00:34:36,596
are all on your conscience now.
780
00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:37,433
(laughs)
781
00:34:37,503 --> 00:34:39,537
Do it, Jessie.
782
00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:44,524
Are you with us or not?
783
00:34:53,015 --> 00:34:55,216
Do it.
784
00:34:55,289 --> 00:34:57,190
Break it
like you broke my heart.
785
00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:00,323
I loved you.
786
00:35:22,508 --> 00:35:24,676
Now...
nightmares of all of the mothers
787
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:26,950
of the little baby chicks
coming after me for revenge.
788
00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:28,322
Oh, this is bull!
789
00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:30,493
Finn, Mike, Matt, come with me.
790
00:35:30,565 --> 00:35:32,066
Right on. It's time for less
talking and more punching.
791
00:35:32,136 --> 00:35:34,271
Hey, what's going on?
792
00:35:34,344 --> 00:35:35,978
We're on our way to go all
Braveheart on Vocal Adrenaline.
793
00:35:36,048 --> 00:35:37,916
Guys, violence is never
the answer.
794
00:35:37,988 --> 00:35:40,356
It is when the question is
"What's the best way to mess up
795
00:35:40,428 --> 00:35:41,362
that Jessie kid's face?!"
796
00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:42,898
Mr. Shue, Rachel's one of us.
797
00:35:42,969 --> 00:35:44,837
We're the only ones
who get to humiliate her.
798
00:35:44,908 --> 00:35:46,476
Stop!
799
00:35:46,546 --> 00:35:48,781
Get back here and sit down!
800
00:35:51,595 --> 00:35:53,062
Look, I know from experience
801
00:35:53,133 --> 00:35:55,534
that making someone else suffer
doesn't make your pain go away.
802
00:35:55,607 --> 00:35:57,141
You're all amazing, no matter
803
00:35:57,211 --> 00:35:59,212
what Vocal Adrenaline
says or does.
804
00:35:59,284 --> 00:36:01,052
We just need to find a way
to remind ourselves of that.
805
00:36:01,123 --> 00:36:02,891
We can't just let
Vocal Adrenaline get away
806
00:36:02,962 --> 00:36:04,229
with turning Rachel
into an omelet.
807
00:36:04,299 --> 00:36:05,733
We're not.
808
00:36:05,804 --> 00:36:08,972
Rachel, dial Jessie's
number on your phone.
809
00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:14,490
SANTANA: You haven't
deleted his number yet?
810
00:36:14,564 --> 00:36:16,164
Jessie St. James?
811
00:36:16,235 --> 00:36:18,436
Will Schuester here.
You and Vocal Adrenaline need
812
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,511
to meet at our auditorium
Friday, 3:00 sharp.
813
00:36:21,585 --> 00:36:23,853
BRETT PAXTON: Let's hear it
from the internationally ranked
814
00:36:23,924 --> 00:36:26,259
Cheerios coach Sue Sylvester.
815
00:36:26,332 --> 00:36:28,600
Coach, six consecutive
National titles.
816
00:36:28,672 --> 00:36:31,241
You're the Michael Jordan
of cheerleading.
817
00:36:31,313 --> 00:36:32,614
Thanks, Brett, I am.
818
00:36:32,684 --> 00:36:35,419
Sue, let us know about
the decision you made
819
00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,060
to have Kurt Hummel here
820
00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:39,933
do a 14-and-a-half minute
Celine Dion medley,
821
00:36:40,007 --> 00:36:42,275
entirely in French.
822
00:36:42,346 --> 00:36:43,780
Well, I'll tell you what, Brett,
823
00:36:43,851 --> 00:36:45,285
I'm all about finding
a freakish, depressed kid
824
00:36:45,355 --> 00:36:46,756
and showing him
what winning is all about.
825
00:36:46,826 --> 00:36:48,594
Vive Le difference!
826
00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:50,600
Whoo! (giggles) Well...
well, Sue, congratulations,
827
00:36:50,672 --> 00:36:53,707
but I have to ask you,
where are you going to put
828
00:36:53,781 --> 00:36:56,382
that mammoth
skyscraping trophy?
829
00:36:56,455 --> 00:36:59,157
I know just the place.
830
00:36:59,231 --> 00:37:00,798
(doorbell rings)
831
00:37:13,071 --> 00:37:14,105
Get out.
832
00:37:16,482 --> 00:37:17,682
(whispers):
I'm sorry, Mr. Shue.
833
00:37:20,294 --> 00:37:23,062
Wow. You did it, Sue...
834
00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:24,902
I'll do the talking,
thank you very much.
835
00:37:24,974 --> 00:37:26,975
Let me break it down
for you, William.
836
00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:29,315
You're standing at a crossroads.
You have two choices:
837
00:37:29,387 --> 00:37:30,721
Number one:
838
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:33,060
This trophy will be installed
in the choir room
839
00:37:33,131 --> 00:37:34,799
in a custom-built
bulletproof case
840
00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:37,005
as a daily reminder
of your failure
841
00:37:37,077 --> 00:37:39,845
as a man and an educator.
842
00:37:39,919 --> 00:37:41,052
And what's choice number two?
843
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,893
You can kiss me...
844
00:37:45,335 --> 00:37:47,737
...right here on the lips...
845
00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:51,047
...with tongue.
846
00:37:53,024 --> 00:37:54,692
This is payback, isn't it?
847
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:00,811
No one will know?
848
00:38:02,787 --> 00:38:05,722
Fine.
849
00:38:10,276 --> 00:38:12,444
You know what?
850
00:38:12,516 --> 00:38:14,017
I'm not gonna do this.
851
00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:18,960
Even your breath stinks
of mediocrity.
852
00:38:19,036 --> 00:38:20,636
It's making me sick.
853
00:38:25,254 --> 00:38:27,055
("Loser" by Beck begins playing)
854
00:38:35,819 --> 00:38:37,553
(wheels squeaking)
855
00:38:39,196 --> 00:38:40,963
* Cut it *
856
00:38:41,035 --> 00:38:46,006
* Soy, UN perdedor *
857
00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:49,085
* I'm a loser, baby *
858
00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:51,360
* So why don't you kill me? *
859
00:38:51,432 --> 00:38:52,632
* Double-barrel buckshot *
860
00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:57,140
* Soy, UN perdedor *
861
00:38:57,216 --> 00:39:00,586
* I'm a loser, baby *
862
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:02,394
* So why don't you kill me? *
863
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:03,932
* Drive-by body pierce. *
864
00:39:04,003 --> 00:39:06,371
RACHEL:
Thanks for coming.
865
00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:08,612
After your brazen escalation
of our growing dispute,
866
00:39:08,684 --> 00:39:11,386
which we were willing
to put to rest, we decided
867
00:39:11,459 --> 00:39:13,727
the only way to truly funkify
you is to show you
868
00:39:13,799 --> 00:39:15,100
the one thing
we know you can't do.
869
00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:17,271
So enjoy.
870
00:39:17,343 --> 00:39:18,744
* Roof off *
871
00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,116
* We're gonna tear the roof off
the mother sucker *
872
00:39:21,188 --> 00:39:23,223
* Tear the roof off the sucker,
tear the roof off *
873
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:24,728
* We're gonna tear the roof off
the mother sucker *
874
00:39:24,799 --> 00:39:26,466
* Tear the roof off the sucker *
875
00:39:26,537 --> 00:39:28,772
* You've got a real type
of thing *
876
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:30,512
* Going down, gettin' down *
877
00:39:30,582 --> 00:39:34,686
* There's a whole lot of rhythm
going round *
878
00:39:34,762 --> 00:39:39,633
* You've got a real type of
thing going down, gettin' down *
879
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:43,813
* There's a whole lot
of rhythm going round *
880
00:39:43,889 --> 00:39:46,591
* Ow, we want the funk *
881
00:39:46,664 --> 00:39:48,598
* Give up the funk *
882
00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:50,471
* Ow, we need the funk *
883
00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:52,410
* We gotta have that funk *
884
00:39:52,482 --> 00:39:55,183
* Ow, we want the funk *
885
00:39:55,256 --> 00:39:57,524
* Give up the funk *
886
00:39:57,597 --> 00:39:59,231
* Ow, we need the funk *
887
00:39:59,301 --> 00:40:00,969
* We gotta have that funk *
888
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,776
* Na, Na-Na-Na-Na *
889
00:40:03,849 --> 00:40:07,786
* Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo *
890
00:40:07,861 --> 00:40:09,896
* Ow...! *
891
00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:12,769
* Na, Na-Na-Na-Na *
892
00:40:12,842 --> 00:40:15,877
* Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo *
893
00:40:15,952 --> 00:40:19,021
* Ow...! *
894
00:40:19,094 --> 00:40:21,796
* We're gonna turn
this mother out *
895
00:40:21,869 --> 00:40:23,102
* Give up the funk *
896
00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:28,177
* We're gonna turn
this mother out *
897
00:40:28,255 --> 00:40:30,656
* We're gonna
turn this mother out *
898
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:32,363
* Give up the funk *
899
00:40:32,434 --> 00:40:34,501
* We're gonna turn
this mother out *
900
00:40:34,574 --> 00:40:36,809
* We turn this mother out! *
901
00:40:36,881 --> 00:40:38,248
* Na, Na-Na-Na-Na *
902
00:40:38,318 --> 00:40:42,488
* Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo *
903
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,065
* Ow...! *
904
00:40:44,136 --> 00:40:47,238
* You've got a real type
of thing going down *
905
00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:49,246
* Gettin' down *
906
00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:51,686
* There's a whole lot
of rhythm going down *
907
00:40:51,759 --> 00:40:53,726
* All the rhythm goin' down *
908
00:40:53,798 --> 00:40:58,135
* You've got a real type of
thing going down, gettin' down *
909
00:40:58,211 --> 00:41:02,448
* There's a whole lot of rhythm
goin' round *
910
00:41:02,524 --> 00:41:03,991
(band plays flourish)
911
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:04,828
MERCEDES:
* Yeah! *
912
00:41:04,898 --> 00:41:06,231
(tempo increases)
913
00:41:06,302 --> 00:41:07,736
* We want the funk *
* Yeah *
914
00:41:07,807 --> 00:41:09,774
* Give up the funk *
915
00:41:09,846 --> 00:41:13,248
* We need the funk, gotta have that funk!
* * Funky! *
916
00:41:13,323 --> 00:41:14,623
* We want the funk *
* Yeah *
917
00:41:14,694 --> 00:41:17,463
* Give up the funk *
918
00:41:17,535 --> 00:41:20,004
* We need the funk,
gotta have some funk *
919
00:41:20,076 --> 00:41:21,410
* We want the funk *
920
00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:23,648
* Funky, funky *
* Give up the funk *
921
00:41:23,721 --> 00:41:25,822
* We need the funk *
* Hey, get down *
922
00:41:25,894 --> 00:41:27,795
* Gotta have that funk *
* Hey, yeah! *
923
00:41:27,867 --> 00:41:29,134
* We want the funk *
924
00:41:29,204 --> 00:41:30,471
* Give up the funk *
925
00:41:30,541 --> 00:41:32,509
* We need the funk *
926
00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:34,048
* Gotta have that funk *
927
00:41:39,869 --> 00:41:42,771
See you punks at Regionals.
928
00:41:44,349 --> 00:41:46,384
They did a funk number.
929
00:41:46,456 --> 00:41:49,591
We've never been able
to pull off a funk number.
930
00:41:49,665 --> 00:41:52,467
Well, that's because we're
soulless automatons.
931
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:53,975
I'm so depressed.