1 00:00:00,551 --> 00:00:02,218 So here's what you missed on Glee: Sue got fired 2 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:03,720 from McKinley, so now she's 3 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:05,421 at Carmel High coaching Vocal Adrenaline. 4 00:00:05,456 --> 00:00:07,356 Dalton Academy burnt down, and all the Warblers 5 00:00:07,391 --> 00:00:09,192 came to McKinley, which is good because the New Directions! 6 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:10,860 Didn't have enough kids, and if they don't win, 7 00:00:10,894 --> 00:00:12,695 the glee club's over, but it might be anyway 8 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:14,263 because Rachel got accepted back at NYADA 9 00:00:14,298 --> 00:00:15,932 and got offered a role on Broadway. 10 00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:17,926 And that's what you missed on Glee. 11 00:00:20,178 --> 00:00:22,012 All right, I don't care what the body's doing. 12 00:00:22,046 --> 00:00:24,181 Just make sure the facce is doing something special. 13 00:00:24,215 --> 00:00:26,516 A five, six, seven, eight. 14 00:00:26,551 --> 00:00:28,719 Show it. Hide it. 15 00:00:28,753 --> 00:00:30,854 Hit your friend, hit your friend. 16 00:00:30,888 --> 00:00:33,724 - Grab the jelly... - Good, you guys. Remember, show faces. 17 00:00:33,758 --> 00:00:36,526 Make a sandwich, throw it down. Stay at home, stay at home. 18 00:00:36,561 --> 00:00:38,328 Leave your home, seven, eight. 19 00:00:38,363 --> 00:00:40,497 Twinkle, twinkle, little star. 20 00:00:40,531 --> 00:00:42,933 Mother, may I point to you? 21 00:00:42,967 --> 00:00:45,002 - All right, not bad, guys. - Yay! That was so good, you guys! 22 00:00:45,036 --> 00:00:46,236 Let's take five. 23 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:48,238 Uh, no, no, no. Let's not take five. 24 00:00:48,272 --> 00:00:50,674 - Excuse me? - My feet are like an outtake from Black Swan, 25 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:53,010 but you don't hear me complaining... 26 00:00:53,044 --> 00:00:55,846 Because my fellow Warblers and I understand the stakes involved. 27 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,360 May I remind you that if we don't win sectionals, 28 00:00:58,383 --> 00:01:00,884 Glee Club no longer exists. 29 00:01:00,918 --> 00:01:02,386 Do you think Sue Sylvester is giving 30 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:04,888 Vocal Adrenaline a five minute break? No. 31 00:01:04,922 --> 00:01:07,924 This weekend, I saw them walking on hot coals. 32 00:01:11,396 --> 00:01:13,797 If Oprah can do this, so can you. 33 00:01:17,001 --> 00:01:18,735 - We suck! - Okay, you suck! 34 00:01:18,770 --> 00:01:20,470 Take a nap, Nickelodeon. 35 00:01:21,973 --> 00:01:24,041 - Relax. - Come on, guys. 36 00:01:24,075 --> 00:01:25,809 Everyone's improving very nicely. 37 00:01:25,843 --> 00:01:27,878 This is not the time to panic. 38 00:01:27,912 --> 00:01:29,713 But it is time to be pragmatic. 39 00:01:29,747 --> 00:01:31,615 With all due respect to our well-meaning teachers, 40 00:01:31,649 --> 00:01:34,584 there is zero chance of beating Vocal Adrenaline 41 00:01:34,619 --> 00:01:37,554 with rudimentary moves like "Mother, may I point 42 00:01:37,588 --> 00:01:38,722 to you?" 43 00:01:38,756 --> 00:01:40,223 - I love that move. - It's awesome. 44 00:01:40,258 --> 00:01:42,259 - Thank you. - Moreover, the Warblers and I 45 00:01:42,293 --> 00:01:44,394 recently had a little sidebar, and we believe it's time 46 00:01:44,429 --> 00:01:46,964 for a frank discussion about who should be featured up front. 47 00:01:46,998 --> 00:01:48,665 And who should be... 48 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,100 - hidden in the back. - No. 49 00:01:50,134 --> 00:01:51,802 The only three girls in this group 50 00:01:51,836 --> 00:01:53,070 are not moving to the back. 51 00:01:53,104 --> 00:01:54,504 Nope. 52 00:01:54,539 --> 00:01:56,073 - Uh-uh. - Oh, no, no, no. 53 00:01:56,107 --> 00:01:57,274 I wasn't talking about the girls. 54 00:01:57,308 --> 00:01:59,476 I was talking about... 55 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,078 Just say it, Skyler. 56 00:02:01,112 --> 00:02:02,980 The dead weight. 57 00:02:03,014 --> 00:02:05,494 Look, we all know that some of us aren't as physically fit 58 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:08,018 as others, but give Roderick some time. 59 00:02:08,052 --> 00:02:10,320 He's got a killer voice and he's a quick learner. 60 00:02:10,355 --> 00:02:12,189 I guarantee he can get the dance moves, dude. 61 00:02:12,223 --> 00:02:13,290 And when will you get them, dude? 62 00:02:13,324 --> 00:02:14,524 You're just as bad as he is. 63 00:02:14,559 --> 00:02:15,592 You're worse! 64 00:02:15,627 --> 00:02:17,260 You dance like a blind man 65 00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:18,762 with a back brace who hasn't taken 66 00:02:18,796 --> 00:02:20,530 a dump in three weeks! 67 00:02:20,565 --> 00:02:21,865 Hey, I don't have to dance good. 68 00:02:21,899 --> 00:02:23,267 I just need to look good, and I do. 69 00:02:23,301 --> 00:02:24,501 Get over yourself! 70 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:26,169 We all look good. 71 00:02:26,204 --> 00:02:28,105 Even Julianne Moore over there. 72 00:02:28,139 --> 00:02:29,640 Order, order, gentlemen. What? 73 00:02:29,674 --> 00:02:32,276 Look, I have to agree with super gay Warbler. 74 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:35,279 I love you guys, but we just can't afford to lose. 75 00:02:35,313 --> 00:02:37,915 So, unless you magically get better, like, this second, 76 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,349 then I think you should 77 00:02:39,384 --> 00:02:41,384 take one for the team and maybe just... 78 00:02:41,386 --> 00:02:43,186 stay hidden in the back row. 79 00:02:49,594 --> 00:02:52,310 Sync & corrections by wilson0804 www.Addic7ed.com 80 00:02:56,935 --> 00:02:58,302 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm... 81 00:02:58,336 --> 00:02:59,670 I'm fine. 82 00:02:59,704 --> 00:03:00,737 No, you're a mess. 83 00:03:00,772 --> 00:03:02,639 Let me help you with that. 84 00:03:02,674 --> 00:03:04,741 Thanks. 85 00:03:04,776 --> 00:03:06,977 How the hell are we supposed to get this routine down 86 00:03:07,011 --> 00:03:08,545 if I can't even get through my day 87 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:10,013 without tripping over myself? 88 00:03:10,048 --> 00:03:11,548 We're screwed. 89 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:13,584 I feel like a hippo trying to do ballet 90 00:03:13,618 --> 00:03:16,420 like some strange nightmare out of Fantasia. 91 00:03:16,454 --> 00:03:18,355 I know, man. I got moves on the field, 92 00:03:18,389 --> 00:03:20,357 but I can't seem to get these dance moves down. It's... 93 00:03:20,391 --> 00:03:22,326 right, left, right, left... Yeah? 94 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,894 No, I thought it was left and then right. 95 00:03:23,928 --> 00:03:25,696 Well... I don't know. 96 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:27,164 I mean, how are we supposed to get through this routine 97 00:03:27,198 --> 00:03:28,532 if neither one of us actually even knows it? 98 00:03:28,566 --> 00:03:29,600 I mean, we need someone to help us. 99 00:03:29,634 --> 00:03:31,034 - Maybe Alistair can... - No. 100 00:03:31,069 --> 00:03:32,536 No, I'm sorry. I just don't want 101 00:03:32,570 --> 00:03:34,171 - to watch you two make out all weekend. - Yeah. 102 00:03:34,205 --> 00:03:36,039 But we got to have someone to whip us into shape. 103 00:03:36,074 --> 00:03:37,274 Well, how about Mr. Shue, then? 104 00:03:37,308 --> 00:03:38,675 He's the best dancer. 105 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:40,677 We need his moves, but he'll just 106 00:03:40,712 --> 00:03:43,113 tell us he's proud of us even when we're doing a subpar job. 107 00:03:43,147 --> 00:03:44,414 Who we really need... 108 00:03:44,449 --> 00:03:45,849 - is Kitty. - Is Kitty. 109 00:03:45,884 --> 00:03:47,784 I mean, she's by far our harshest critic. 110 00:03:47,819 --> 00:03:49,086 And a true taskmaster. 111 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,420 She'll make at least one of us cry. 112 00:03:50,455 --> 00:03:51,889 Yeah. 113 00:03:51,923 --> 00:03:53,223 I'll see you later. 114 00:03:53,258 --> 00:03:54,525 Want to do that. 115 00:03:54,559 --> 00:03:56,393 And try this one second. 116 00:03:56,427 --> 00:03:58,595 Hey, uh, Rachel, do you have a second to go over this list? 117 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,297 I-I-I thought that Kurt 118 00:04:00,331 --> 00:04:02,533 - had the set list for sectionals nailed down. - Uh, yeah. 119 00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:04,034 No, this is a list of performers 120 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:05,802 that, uh, finished their college degrees 121 00:04:05,837 --> 00:04:07,371 before they actually... 122 00:04:07,405 --> 00:04:09,406 Sam... jumped to Broadway or Hollywood. 123 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,874 We talked about this, okay? You were very clear 124 00:04:10,909 --> 00:04:11,975 about how you felt, and I'm very clear 125 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,076 about how I feel. 126 00:04:13,111 --> 00:04:14,912 Patti LuPone, Carrie Underwood, 127 00:04:14,946 --> 00:04:17,147 - Meryl Streep. - Okay, look. You know what? 128 00:04:17,182 --> 00:04:19,249 I knew you were gonna do this, so I made a list of all 129 00:04:19,284 --> 00:04:20,984 the performers who either dropped out of college 130 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:23,287 or who didn't go at all, and who had very successful careers. 131 00:04:23,321 --> 00:04:25,055 Here you go... Lady Gaga, Coco Chanel 132 00:04:25,089 --> 00:04:27,224 and Miss Barbra Streisand herself. 133 00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:29,259 I know you, so I made this list of people 134 00:04:29,294 --> 00:04:31,461 that dropped out and were huge for five minutes, 135 00:04:31,496 --> 00:04:32,963 but then were never heard of again. 136 00:04:32,997 --> 00:04:34,832 Kesha. 137 00:04:34,866 --> 00:04:36,900 - Kesha's still performing. - Okay, well, my bad. I'm just... 138 00:04:36,935 --> 00:04:38,469 Sam, please, look. 139 00:04:38,503 --> 00:04:40,270 I hear you, okay? 140 00:04:40,305 --> 00:04:42,272 And you're being a really good friend. 141 00:04:42,307 --> 00:04:44,408 I just... I don't want to talk about this anymore 142 00:04:44,442 --> 00:04:47,311 unless you support my choice, okay? 143 00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:48,812 All right. 144 00:04:48,847 --> 00:04:51,615 You know... 145 00:04:51,649 --> 00:04:53,350 we all support you. 146 00:04:53,384 --> 00:04:54,785 Okay, we always do. 147 00:04:54,819 --> 00:04:57,821 Just please, think about the future, okay? 148 00:04:57,856 --> 00:04:59,123 And not just, like, the next month 149 00:04:59,157 --> 00:05:00,691 or the next big ticket out of here, 150 00:05:00,725 --> 00:05:02,359 but actually look back at yourself 151 00:05:02,393 --> 00:05:03,994 from the future and ask 152 00:05:04,028 --> 00:05:06,530 if dropping out of NYADA was something you're proud of. 153 00:05:14,672 --> 00:05:16,473 Hmm. 154 00:05:27,318 --> 00:05:29,720 ♪ I know there's something ♪ 155 00:05:29,754 --> 00:05:33,323 ♪ In the wake of your smile ♪ 156 00:05:33,358 --> 00:05:37,895 ♪ I get a notion from the look in your eyes ♪ 157 00:05:37,929 --> 00:05:39,163 ♪ Yeah ♪ 158 00:05:39,197 --> 00:05:40,898 ♪ You built a love ♪ 159 00:05:40,932 --> 00:05:43,300 ♪ But that love falls apart ♪ 160 00:05:43,334 --> 00:05:46,170 ♪ Your little piece of heaven ♪ 161 00:05:46,204 --> 00:05:48,806 ♪ Turns to dark ♪ 162 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,475 ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 163 00:05:51,509 --> 00:05:54,378 ♪ When he's calling for you ♪ 164 00:05:54,412 --> 00:05:57,715 ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 165 00:05:57,749 --> 00:06:00,184 ♪ There's nothing else you can do ♪ 166 00:06:00,218 --> 00:06:03,520 ♪ I don't know where you're going ♪ 167 00:06:03,555 --> 00:06:05,823 ♪ And I don't know why ♪ 168 00:06:05,857 --> 00:06:08,692 ♪ But listen to your heart ♪ 169 00:06:08,727 --> 00:06:10,494 ♪ Before ♪ 170 00:06:10,528 --> 00:06:14,765 ♪ You tell him good-bye ♪ 171 00:06:16,735 --> 00:06:20,104 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 172 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:22,840 ♪ Oh ♪ 173 00:06:22,874 --> 00:06:25,509 ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 174 00:06:25,543 --> 00:06:28,212 ♪ When he's calling for you ♪ 175 00:06:28,246 --> 00:06:31,015 ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 176 00:06:31,049 --> 00:06:33,751 ♪ There's nothing else you can do ♪ 177 00:06:33,785 --> 00:06:36,954 ♪ I don't know where you're going ♪ 178 00:06:36,988 --> 00:06:39,223 ♪ And I don't know why ♪ 179 00:06:39,257 --> 00:06:41,892 ♪ But listen to your heart ♪ ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 180 00:06:41,926 --> 00:06:45,229 ♪ Before... oh ♪ 181 00:06:45,263 --> 00:06:49,566 ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 182 00:06:50,769 --> 00:06:52,069 ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 183 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:56,206 ♪ Take a listen to it, whoa ♪ 184 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:59,410 ♪ I don't know where you're going ♪ 185 00:06:59,444 --> 00:07:01,645 ♪ And I don't know why ♪ 186 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,148 ♪ But listen to your heart ♪ 187 00:07:04,182 --> 00:07:08,752 ♪ Before ♪ 188 00:07:08,787 --> 00:07:14,358 ♪ You tell him good-bye. ♪ 189 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:24,134 Wow. Jessie St. James. 190 00:07:24,169 --> 00:07:26,070 - Hmm. - What are you doing here? 191 00:07:26,104 --> 00:07:28,238 I'm from here, remember? 192 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:30,140 And I'm just in town for a couple of days. 193 00:07:30,175 --> 00:07:32,810 My mom is getting a tummy tuck and a little eye work done. 194 00:07:32,844 --> 00:07:35,579 So... I thought she could use a little help around the house. 195 00:07:35,614 --> 00:07:37,681 The real question is, Rachel Berry... 196 00:07:37,716 --> 00:07:39,450 what are you doing here? 197 00:07:39,484 --> 00:07:41,518 What? I'm coaching the glee club. 198 00:07:41,553 --> 00:07:43,754 Yeah, we're-we're cramming for sectionals right now, so... 199 00:07:43,788 --> 00:07:45,456 Well, I heard you were offered a new role 200 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,658 in the Russell Simmons musical opposite one of Broadway's 201 00:07:47,692 --> 00:07:49,627 hottest up-and-coming young actors, but that the producers 202 00:07:49,661 --> 00:07:51,261 are still waiting to hear back from you. 203 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:52,696 Wait, how do you know that? 204 00:07:52,731 --> 00:07:54,298 Because I'm the hot up-and-coming young actor 205 00:07:54,332 --> 00:07:56,500 that you're going to play opposite of. 206 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:57,968 You're playing Tino? 207 00:07:58,003 --> 00:07:59,770 The Iraqi War vet who was discharged for covering 208 00:07:59,804 --> 00:08:01,804 the American embassy with the graffiti that he used 209 00:08:01,806 --> 00:08:03,674 to make him a famous Philly street artist, 210 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:05,476 and when he comes home crippled with PTSD, 211 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:07,945 it's only his love of hip-hop that can save his life? 212 00:08:07,979 --> 00:08:08,979 Yeah. 213 00:08:09,014 --> 00:08:10,681 The producer spent a month 214 00:08:10,715 --> 00:08:12,850 trying the cast the role of Segovia Shade 215 00:08:12,884 --> 00:08:14,485 until I finally reminded them 216 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:16,487 they found their Segovia Shade. 217 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:19,023 She auditioned for them. Her name is Rachel Berry. 218 00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:21,692 Jessie, I really appreciate you doing that for me, 219 00:08:21,726 --> 00:08:24,962 but I just... I-I haven't made up my mind yet. 220 00:08:24,996 --> 00:08:26,676 Rachel... 221 00:08:26,698 --> 00:08:28,499 It's really fun to come home every now and again 222 00:08:28,533 --> 00:08:30,467 and coach a glee club or... 223 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:32,469 in my case, help your mom use her grabber tool 224 00:08:32,504 --> 00:08:34,972 to pull a box of cereal off the top of the fridge, 225 00:08:35,006 --> 00:08:37,508 but you and I both know that you belong on Broadway. 226 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,310 You need to get your ass back to New York. 227 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,045 I am going back to New York. Right after sectionals. 228 00:08:41,079 --> 00:08:42,646 I just don't know yet if it's gonna be for college 229 00:08:42,681 --> 00:08:43,921 or for Broadway. 230 00:08:43,949 --> 00:08:44,982 What?! 231 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:46,183 You can't be serious. 232 00:08:46,217 --> 00:08:47,685 Look, my career was on track. 233 00:08:47,719 --> 00:08:49,887 And then I dropped out of NYADA, 234 00:08:49,921 --> 00:08:51,522 and-and my whole life fell apart. 235 00:08:51,556 --> 00:08:53,490 So now I have the chance to rectify that mistake 236 00:08:53,525 --> 00:08:56,393 by going back to college, so what if that's the right choice? 237 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:58,495 Rachel, your mistake was not leaving NYADA. 238 00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:00,231 You got the lead role in Funny Girl. 239 00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:02,032 Nobody could've expected you to turn that down. 240 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:04,001 Your mistake was leaving the show too early 241 00:09:04,035 --> 00:09:05,736 to do that stupid sitcom. 242 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:09,373 Look, I'm sure that NYADA is a great place, and maybe 243 00:09:09,407 --> 00:09:10,687 it's because I'm a little biased 244 00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:12,076 because she personally rejected me, 245 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:14,545 but unless you want to be Carmen Tibideaux 246 00:09:14,579 --> 00:09:17,081 and run a school that claims to be the nation's top 247 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:19,216 performing arts institution when they have a known track record 248 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:21,518 for rejecting really talented young actors... 249 00:09:21,553 --> 00:09:23,754 you don't need to go to college. 250 00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:25,122 Well, thank you for your input. 251 00:09:25,156 --> 00:09:26,757 I really appreciate your opinion. 252 00:09:26,791 --> 00:09:28,692 I just... 253 00:09:28,727 --> 00:09:32,129 I have to make this decision on my own. 254 00:09:32,163 --> 00:09:34,231 Fair enough. 255 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:36,634 I know that you'll make the right decision. 256 00:09:36,668 --> 00:09:39,069 I just... 257 00:09:41,506 --> 00:09:44,475 We make really great music together, Rachel. 258 00:09:44,509 --> 00:09:47,912 We always have. 259 00:09:49,247 --> 00:09:52,349 Think about it. 260 00:09:55,754 --> 00:09:57,254 Okay, you're in the back row, but you're gonna be 261 00:09:57,289 --> 00:09:58,656 the best back-row dancers ever. 262 00:09:58,690 --> 00:09:59,823 Okay? Here we go. 263 00:09:59,858 --> 00:10:02,259 A five, six, seven, eight. 264 00:10:02,294 --> 00:10:04,495 Step together, step together. 265 00:10:04,529 --> 00:10:06,330 Turn. Slide. 266 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,565 Oh, yeah, slide. 267 00:10:07,599 --> 00:10:09,133 Kick-ball change. 268 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:10,668 Okay, guys, good, good, good, good. 269 00:10:10,702 --> 00:10:11,836 Um... we're making progress. 270 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:13,737 A for effort, all right? 271 00:10:13,772 --> 00:10:15,906 Guys, I'm really sorry. I'm just, like, not a dancer. 272 00:10:15,941 --> 00:10:17,641 Dude, I'm the one that's slowing us down. 273 00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:20,110 Okay, anyways, let's just try it again, okay? 274 00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:22,680 - I'll do it with them. - Okay. Maybe the music will help. 275 00:10:22,714 --> 00:10:24,081 ♪ ♪ 276 00:10:24,115 --> 00:10:26,617 Five, six, seven, eight. 277 00:10:26,651 --> 00:10:28,686 Step, step, step, step. 278 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,421 Step together, step together. 279 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,990 Let's just do those turns. 280 00:10:33,024 --> 00:10:35,759 Yes! 281 00:10:37,829 --> 00:10:40,698 Aw, gross. 282 00:10:40,732 --> 00:10:42,299 Holy crow! 283 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:43,634 You did a number on this thing. 284 00:10:43,668 --> 00:10:45,028 Geez, it looks like somebody rubbed 285 00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:47,004 beets all over your feet. I love beets. 286 00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,506 The X-rays were negative. It's just a sprain. 287 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,140 But it's one of the worst I've ever seen. 288 00:10:50,141 --> 00:10:52,810 It's fine, and I'm not missing sectionals. 289 00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:54,512 The only way you could put weight on that thing, 290 00:10:54,546 --> 00:10:56,313 let alone dance, is if you got a cortisone shot. 291 00:10:56,348 --> 00:10:58,449 Okay. Well, it'll take away the pain, 292 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,218 but it won't fix the damage. Damage? 293 00:11:01,253 --> 00:11:03,154 I've read this book before, son. 294 00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:04,889 It's a book written by these knees. 295 00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:06,524 Looks like a jacked up C-section. 296 00:11:06,558 --> 00:11:08,225 If you perform on an ankle like that, 297 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:09,994 there's no telling how much worse it'll get. 298 00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:12,196 Torn ligaments, ruptured tendons. 299 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:15,166 You take an injury that should take two weeks to heal, 300 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,335 and you turn it into a month, a year, maybe never. 301 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:20,204 I-I've heard enough. This is insane. 302 00:11:20,238 --> 00:11:21,572 Absolutely not. 303 00:11:21,606 --> 00:11:22,973 There's no way I can let you perform. 304 00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:24,041 No, it's worth it. 305 00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:25,176 No, Spencer, listen to him. 306 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:27,244 Look, I'm not the best dancer, 307 00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:28,579 I'm not the best singer, 308 00:11:28,613 --> 00:11:30,814 not even close, but I'm an athlete. 309 00:11:30,849 --> 00:11:33,250 I'm the one that's supposed to be tougher than everyone else. 310 00:11:33,285 --> 00:11:35,019 On game day, I'm gonna get 311 00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:37,054 that shot and we're gonna win. 312 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:38,556 And whatever happens after that, 313 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,890 I'll deal with it. 314 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,801 - Hey. - Oh, my gosh. 315 00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:48,169 What are you doing? You scared me. 316 00:11:48,203 --> 00:11:49,637 I'm throwing away all of our old brushes, 317 00:11:49,672 --> 00:11:51,306 and I'm organizing the foundations. 318 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,974 I found a really good one to match Spencer's skin tone. 319 00:11:53,008 --> 00:11:55,810 Okay, let me take that and, um, 320 00:11:55,844 --> 00:11:57,078 will you have a seat? 321 00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:58,579 I wanted to talk to you for a second. 322 00:11:58,614 --> 00:11:59,654 Are you gonna give me 323 00:11:59,682 --> 00:12:00,715 the same speech that Sam did? 324 00:12:00,749 --> 00:12:02,850 Look, Rachel, 325 00:12:02,885 --> 00:12:04,319 I don't want to fight with you. 326 00:12:04,353 --> 00:12:05,720 You know that. 327 00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:07,588 We had the same exact argument last year. 328 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:09,324 Broadway or NYADA. 329 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:11,159 Life is too short. 330 00:12:11,193 --> 00:12:13,895 I truly want you to do whatever's gonna make you happy, 331 00:12:13,929 --> 00:12:16,998 but I remember you last year, and you weren't happy. 332 00:12:17,032 --> 00:12:19,000 Last year was hard. A lot happened. 333 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,569 Yeah, it was hard for all of us. 334 00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:23,771 But a lot of great things happened to you, too. 335 00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:26,574 You just never got the chance to enjoy any of them. 336 00:12:26,608 --> 00:12:29,210 I just want you to appreciate this time in your life. 337 00:12:29,244 --> 00:12:30,945 What if I say no to the show, 338 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,700 and then I never get cast on Broadway again? 339 00:12:32,715 --> 00:12:34,048 It could be like career suicide. 340 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,683 That's not going to happen to you. 341 00:12:35,718 --> 00:12:38,786 Listen, you could do Broadway or NYADA. 342 00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:40,888 You're gonna be great at whatever you choose. 343 00:12:40,923 --> 00:12:43,191 When I first heard that you and Blaine 344 00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:45,460 were moving back to Lima to teach your old glee clubs, 345 00:12:45,494 --> 00:12:47,228 I thought you were crazy, 346 00:12:47,262 --> 00:12:49,764 but I'm so lucky you made the decision that you did. 347 00:12:49,798 --> 00:12:52,200 You inspired more than just this group of kids. 348 00:12:52,234 --> 00:12:53,434 You inspired me, too. 349 00:12:53,469 --> 00:12:56,070 What we're doing really matters. 350 00:12:56,105 --> 00:12:58,039 We have a profound effect on these kids 351 00:12:58,073 --> 00:13:01,042 and their self-esteem and what they go on to accomplish. 352 00:13:01,076 --> 00:13:02,910 Look, we only have a few more years left 353 00:13:02,945 --> 00:13:04,279 to go to college and learn 354 00:13:04,313 --> 00:13:05,913 all the fun stuff like acting and fencing 355 00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:07,148 and choreography. 356 00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:09,751 But we also get to go to school 357 00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:11,052 and be inspired in the process. 358 00:13:11,086 --> 00:13:12,954 I mean, how lucky are we? 359 00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:14,656 I just want you to think about that 360 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,090 while you're making this decision. 361 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,659 I'm going back to NYADA, 362 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:19,427 and-and Blaine is real excited 363 00:13:19,461 --> 00:13:21,763 because he just got into NYU for next semester. 364 00:13:21,797 --> 00:13:23,798 So we get to start over again. 365 00:13:23,832 --> 00:13:25,800 I mean, how many people really get the opportunity 366 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,336 to go back to the crossroads they faced a year ago 367 00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:30,672 and choose the other path? 368 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:33,941 It could all be different. 369 00:13:35,377 --> 00:13:36,577 Hey, Mr. Shue. 370 00:13:36,612 --> 00:13:38,680 All right. 371 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:40,248 Look, Mr. Schuester, 372 00:13:40,282 --> 00:13:41,950 the glee club got a special delivery. 373 00:13:41,984 --> 00:13:43,351 Oh, that's so nice. 374 00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:44,986 The return label says GLAAD. 375 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:47,422 Maybe they're gifts for hosting the trans choir. 376 00:13:47,456 --> 00:13:49,616 Wait, wait, wait! Let's all open them on three. 377 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:50,792 Oh, yeah. 378 00:13:50,826 --> 00:13:52,627 One, 379 00:13:52,661 --> 00:13:54,028 two, 380 00:13:54,063 --> 00:13:55,463 three! No! 381 00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:11,446 Quiet, quiet! 382 00:14:16,051 --> 00:14:17,218 Take cover! 383 00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:29,764 It's raining glitter! 384 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,166 Is everyone okay? 385 00:14:32,201 --> 00:14:33,601 Who would do this? 386 00:14:35,704 --> 00:14:38,172 Sue. 387 00:14:38,207 --> 00:14:39,374 Sue. 388 00:14:39,408 --> 00:14:41,009 Sue! 389 00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:44,979 Please tell me that was insured. 390 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,514 Oh, it's not. 391 00:14:46,548 --> 00:14:48,650 But that was very, very pretty. 392 00:14:52,121 --> 00:14:55,223 Geez, Sam, are you all right? 393 00:14:55,257 --> 00:14:57,325 Yeah, I think I just ate some bad meat loaf. 394 00:14:57,359 --> 00:14:58,493 Okay. 395 00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:00,695 No. 396 00:15:02,865 --> 00:15:05,600 I-I'm gonna go get the school nurse, okay? 397 00:15:07,069 --> 00:15:08,949 Has anyone seen the school nurse? 398 00:15:16,312 --> 00:15:17,579 Sue, what is going on? 399 00:15:17,613 --> 00:15:19,214 Oh, hello, William. 400 00:15:19,248 --> 00:15:20,949 I was just sniggering behind this Tupidanthus. 401 00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,417 You sent those glitter bombs, and you... 402 00:15:22,451 --> 00:15:24,052 you put eyedrops in the coffee, didn't you? 403 00:15:24,086 --> 00:15:25,787 Oh, no, no, no, it's actually 404 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:28,122 in the entire McKinley High water system. 405 00:15:28,157 --> 00:15:30,892 Everyone at this school is experiencing what I like to call. 406 00:15:30,926 --> 00:15:32,627 Monte-Sue-ma's revenge. 407 00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:34,128 What is wrong with you? 408 00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,863 Oh, just another flare-up 409 00:15:35,898 --> 00:15:38,800 of my chronic hate disorder, that's not going to stop 410 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,768 until you quit, William Schuester. 411 00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:42,470 Oh, my gosh! 412 00:15:42,504 --> 00:15:44,906 Somebody's car's on fire. 413 00:15:55,818 --> 00:15:58,138 No. 414 00:16:04,627 --> 00:16:07,629 Oh, Eileen, 415 00:16:07,663 --> 00:16:11,432 preparations are complete, and my victory is close at hand. 416 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:13,801 If you'll be so kind, I'd like to get 417 00:16:13,836 --> 00:16:15,937 my signature Carol Brady blowout 418 00:16:15,971 --> 00:16:19,173 before I lead Vocal Adrenaline to sectionals. 419 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,009 Coming right up. 420 00:16:28,984 --> 00:16:31,419 Look at the precision. 421 00:16:31,453 --> 00:16:33,521 Not a goose step out of place. 422 00:16:33,556 --> 00:16:35,190 Simply put, 423 00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:38,092 Vocal Adrenaline is such a machine. 424 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,794 What the hell's going on in here? 425 00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:43,364 What the hell happened to your hair? 426 00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:44,532 Hello, Sheldon. 427 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,867 How did you get in here? 428 00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:47,101 You're not even allowed on the property. 429 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,303 Let's be honest, Sheldon. 430 00:16:48,337 --> 00:16:50,104 If history has taught us anything, 431 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,607 it's that this school is remarkably easy to break into. 432 00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:55,009 You know, Sue, it was Will and I 433 00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:56,878 who stood up for you when nobody else would. 434 00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,546 And you pay me back 435 00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:00,048 by breaking into my locker room? 436 00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:02,984 With the show choir that trashed my car? 437 00:17:03,018 --> 00:17:07,122 So you can show them old footage of Nazis? 438 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,824 Do you know what those guys would've done 439 00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:11,726 with a guy like me? 440 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,962 They would've shipped me off. 441 00:17:13,996 --> 00:17:16,498 Or made you the centerpiece of an awesome zoo. 442 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,568 I want you to get out of here. 443 00:17:21,837 --> 00:17:23,071 Now. 444 00:17:23,105 --> 00:17:24,405 Get out of here, all of you! 445 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,573 Get out! 446 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,545 Well, then, Sheldon, I guess I will see you at sectionals, 447 00:17:30,579 --> 00:17:33,815 and I think you're going to be very surprised 448 00:17:33,849 --> 00:17:36,251 at what Sue "Lex Luthor" Sylvester 449 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:38,787 has managed to accomplish. 450 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,360 Hey, Northwest Ohio, 451 00:17:46,362 --> 00:17:47,929 are you ready for sectionals? 452 00:17:49,932 --> 00:17:51,733 Let's meet our distinguished judges. 453 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:54,269 First, it's Ohio's favorite vice comptroller, 454 00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:56,604 Donna Landries. 455 00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:58,106 My glaucoma! 456 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,544 Now give it up for WOHN News 8 anchorman. 457 00:18:02,578 --> 00:18:04,579 Rod Remington. 458 00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:11,186 And last but not least, 459 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,021 raise the roof 460 00:18:13,055 --> 00:18:15,223 for the Westminster Kennel Club's 2014 Trainer of the Year. 461 00:18:15,257 --> 00:18:17,192 Butch Melman and her champion standard poodle. 462 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,227 Trixie. 463 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,867 Kicking off our show, 464 00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:28,069 from the John James Audubon Institute 465 00:18:28,104 --> 00:18:29,237 for Rehabilitative Ornithology, 466 00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:31,306 the Falconers. 467 00:18:45,988 --> 00:18:49,090 ♪ Baby, don't understand ♪ 468 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:53,161 ♪ Why we can't just hold on... ♪ 469 00:18:53,195 --> 00:18:55,497 It's not too late to quit, you know. 470 00:18:55,531 --> 00:18:57,999 Hello, Sue. 471 00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,401 Oh, nice wig. 472 00:18:59,435 --> 00:19:01,002 Very Carol Brady of you. 473 00:19:01,037 --> 00:19:03,972 It's the best human-hair wig money can buy. 474 00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:06,975 Made by my very own Malaysian hair slave. 475 00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:08,009 You don't scare us. 476 00:19:08,044 --> 00:19:09,444 Say your prayers. 477 00:19:09,478 --> 00:19:11,146 End times are here. 478 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:12,814 Listen... 479 00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:14,983 ♪ And when we take ♪ 480 00:19:15,017 --> 00:19:20,822 ♪ These broken wings. ♪ 481 00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:31,227 How about those birds? And now from Carmel High, 482 00:19:31,261 --> 00:19:33,596 it's the incomparable Vocal Adrenaline. 483 00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:39,101 ♪ We built this city ♪ 484 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:43,072 ♪ We built this city on rock and roll ♪ 485 00:19:43,106 --> 00:19:45,441 ♪ Built this city ♪ 486 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,144 ♪ We built this city ♪ 487 00:19:48,178 --> 00:19:53,349 ♪ On rock and roll ♪ 488 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,088 ♪ Say you don't know me ♪ 489 00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:02,859 ♪ Or recognize my face ♪ 490 00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:05,695 ♪ Say you don't care who goes ♪ 491 00:20:05,729 --> 00:20:08,297 ♪ To that kind of place ♪ 492 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:12,502 ♪ Marconi plays the mamba ♪ 493 00:20:12,536 --> 00:20:14,604 ♪ Listen to the radio ♪ 494 00:20:14,638 --> 00:20:17,039 ♪ Don't you remember ♪ 495 00:20:17,074 --> 00:20:20,610 ♪ We built this city ♪ 496 00:20:20,644 --> 00:20:25,348 ♪ We built this city or rock and roll ♪ 497 00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:28,818 ♪ We built this city ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 498 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,854 ♪ We built this city on rock and roll ♪ 499 00:20:31,889 --> 00:20:33,556 ♪ Built this city ♪ 500 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,124 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 501 00:20:35,159 --> 00:20:38,227 ♪ We built this city on rock and roll ♪ 502 00:20:38,262 --> 00:20:41,731 ♪ Built this city ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 503 00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:44,901 ♪ We built this city on rock and roll ♪ 504 00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:46,335 ♪ Built this city ♪ 505 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,337 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 506 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:54,544 ♪ We built this city on rock and roll ♪ 507 00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:57,146 ♪ We built this city. ♪ 508 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,091 ♪ Oh, Mickey, you're so fine ♪ 509 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,192 ♪ You're so fine you blow my mind ♪ 510 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,993 ♪ Hey, Mickey ♪ 511 00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:12,428 ♪ Hey, Mickey ♪ 512 00:21:12,463 --> 00:21:14,330 ♪ Oh, Mickey, you're so fine ♪ 513 00:21:14,364 --> 00:21:16,524 ♪ You're so fine you blow my mind, hey, Mickey ♪ 514 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,871 ♪ Oh, Mickey, what a pity you don't understand ♪ 515 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,907 ♪ You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand ♪ 516 00:21:24,942 --> 00:21:27,877 ♪ Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand? ♪ 517 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,380 ♪ It's guys like you, Mickey ♪ ♪ Guys like you ♪ 518 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,782 ♪ Oh, what you do, Mickey, do, Mickey ♪ 519 00:21:32,816 --> 00:21:37,286 ♪ Don't break my heart, Mickey, hey, Mickey ♪ 520 00:21:37,321 --> 00:21:40,390 ♪ Now when you take me by the, who's ever gonna know? ♪ 521 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,593 ♪ Every time you move, I let a little more show ♪ 522 00:21:43,627 --> 00:21:45,428 ♪ There's something you can use ♪ 523 00:21:45,462 --> 00:21:47,663 ♪ So don't say no, Mickey ♪ 524 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,969 ♪ Oh, Mickey, what a pity you don't understand ♪ 525 00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:56,606 ♪ You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand ♪ 526 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,709 ♪ Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand? ♪ 527 00:21:59,743 --> 00:22:02,578 ♪ It's guys like you, Mickey ♪ 528 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,580 ♪ Oh, what you do, Mickey, do, Mickey ♪ 529 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,082 ♪ Don't break my heart, Mickey ♪ 530 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,717 ♪ Oh, Mickey, you're so fine ♪ 531 00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:09,151 ♪ You're so fine, you blow my mind ♪ 532 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,033 ♪ Hey, Mickey! ♪ 533 00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:25,301 Hey. How's it feeling? 534 00:22:25,335 --> 00:22:27,236 Be better once I get shot up with enough cortisone 535 00:22:27,271 --> 00:22:28,271 to numb a horse. 536 00:22:28,272 --> 00:22:29,906 All right, 537 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:31,507 I am going to murder this. 538 00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:33,309 There will be weeping. 539 00:22:33,344 --> 00:22:35,478 All right, everybody, let's circle up! 540 00:22:37,014 --> 00:22:39,215 Welcome to the most sacred 541 00:22:39,249 --> 00:22:41,417 of New Directions! Traditions. 542 00:22:41,452 --> 00:22:42,652 The show circle. 543 00:22:42,686 --> 00:22:44,420 And now the pep talk. 544 00:22:44,455 --> 00:22:46,122 Yes, yes. That is next. 545 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,558 But tonight, it's not my place. 546 00:22:48,592 --> 00:22:51,260 We are all here because of Rachel. 547 00:22:53,297 --> 00:22:54,897 Well, okay. 548 00:22:54,932 --> 00:23:00,103 Um, a couple of months ago, I crawled into this choir room 549 00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:01,671 with a mission. 550 00:23:01,705 --> 00:23:03,506 Selfish one. 551 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:06,476 I needed you guys to help me get my groove back. 552 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,545 And, well, it came true. 553 00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:13,216 Now the world is opening up to me, and... 554 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:17,887 the best part is, is that in this moment, I don't care. 555 00:23:17,921 --> 00:23:20,556 All that matters to me is you guys 556 00:23:20,591 --> 00:23:24,560 and the strength of this circle that we've created. 557 00:23:24,595 --> 00:23:27,730 So go out there and enjoy it. 558 00:23:27,765 --> 00:23:30,466 Enjoy the-the lights and-and the applause 559 00:23:30,501 --> 00:23:35,238 and-and the cheers, because you guys have earned it. 560 00:23:35,272 --> 00:23:40,043 And I know we all know that this could be the last time 561 00:23:40,077 --> 00:23:42,679 that the New Directions! Performs together, so... 562 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,982 as a member of the old guard, I just want to say that 563 00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:47,750 we all couldn't be more proud 564 00:23:47,785 --> 00:23:50,019 that you guys are the ones bringing us home. 565 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,854 All right, guys, 566 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,890 everyone's hands in. 567 00:23:54,758 --> 00:23:57,727 Amazing! 568 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,563 Are you sure about this, Spencer? 569 00:24:00,597 --> 00:24:03,066 I've never been more sure of anything in my life. 570 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,834 Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. 571 00:24:04,868 --> 00:24:07,503 Rod, what are you doing? We don't have much time. 572 00:24:07,538 --> 00:24:10,206 Just hear me out. I have an idea. 573 00:24:19,768 --> 00:24:22,804 And now, from your very own William McKinley High, 574 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,472 the New Directions! 575 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:37,552 ♪ My lover's got humor ♪ 576 00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:40,355 ♪ She's the giggle at a funeral ♪ 577 00:24:40,389 --> 00:24:43,191 ♪ Knows everybody's disapproval ♪ 578 00:24:43,225 --> 00:24:45,660 ♪ I should've worshiped her sooner ♪ 579 00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:48,029 ♪ My church offers no absolutes ♪ 580 00:24:48,063 --> 00:24:51,332 ♪ She tells me worship in the bedroom ♪ 581 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:54,402 ♪ The only heaven I'll be sent to ♪ 582 00:24:54,436 --> 00:24:57,405 ♪ Is when I'm alone with you ♪ 583 00:24:57,439 --> 00:25:00,942 ♪ I was born sick, but I love it ♪ 584 00:25:00,976 --> 00:25:02,911 ♪ Command me to be well ♪ 585 00:25:02,945 --> 00:25:04,879 ♪ Take me to church ♪ 586 00:25:04,914 --> 00:25:08,383 ♪ I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies ♪ 587 00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:12,220 ♪ I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife ♪ 588 00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:14,956 ♪ Offer me my deathless death ♪ 589 00:25:14,990 --> 00:25:18,860 ♪ Good God, let me give you my life ♪ 590 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:22,096 ♪ In the madness and soil ♪ 591 00:25:22,131 --> 00:25:26,067 ♪ Of that sad earthly scene ♪ 592 00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:29,437 ♪ Only then I am human ♪ 593 00:25:29,471 --> 00:25:34,909 ♪ Only then I am clean ♪ 594 00:25:34,944 --> 00:25:39,147 ♪ Oh ♪ 595 00:25:39,181 --> 00:25:44,452 ♪ Oh, amen ♪ 596 00:25:44,486 --> 00:25:49,791 ♪ Amen, amen ♪ 597 00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:51,893 ♪ Take me to church ♪ 598 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:55,930 ♪ I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies ♪ 599 00:25:55,965 --> 00:25:58,933 ♪ I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife ♪ 600 00:25:58,968 --> 00:26:02,136 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Offer me that deathless death ♪ 601 00:26:02,171 --> 00:26:04,939 ♪ Good God, let me give you my life ♪ 602 00:26:04,974 --> 00:26:07,242 ♪ Let me give you my life ♪ ♪ Take me to church ♪ 603 00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:11,312 ♪ I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies ♪ 604 00:26:11,347 --> 00:26:14,515 ♪ I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife ♪ 605 00:26:14,550 --> 00:26:17,285 ♪ Offer me that deathless death ♪ 606 00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:19,621 ♪ Good God, let me give you my life ♪ 607 00:26:19,655 --> 00:26:22,524 ♪ Oh, oh, oh. ♪ 608 00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:33,134 ♪ Party girls don't get hurt ♪ 609 00:26:33,169 --> 00:26:35,770 ♪ Can't feel anything, when will I learn? ♪ 610 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:39,507 ♪ I push it down, push it down ♪ 611 00:26:41,911 --> 00:26:44,012 ♪ I'm the one for a good time call ♪ 612 00:26:44,046 --> 00:26:46,848 ♪ Phone's blowing up, ringing my doorbell ♪ 613 00:26:46,882 --> 00:26:50,885 ♪ I feel the love, feel the love ♪ 614 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:55,223 ♪ One, two, three, one, two, three, drink ♪ 615 00:26:55,257 --> 00:26:58,059 ♪ One, two, three, one, two, three, drink ♪ 616 00:26:58,093 --> 00:27:00,195 ♪ One, two, three, one, two, three, drink ♪ 617 00:27:00,229 --> 00:27:03,798 ♪ Throw them back till I lose count ♪ 618 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:08,369 ♪ I'm gonna swing ♪ 619 00:27:08,404 --> 00:27:11,339 ♪ From the chandelier ♪ 620 00:27:11,373 --> 00:27:14,809 ♪ From the chandelier... ♪ 621 00:27:14,844 --> 00:27:18,980 ♪ I'm gonna live ♪ 622 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:22,317 ♪ Like tomorrow doesn't exist ♪ 623 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:25,887 ♪ Like it doesn't exist ♪ 624 00:27:25,921 --> 00:27:29,991 ♪ I'm gonna fly ♪ 625 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:33,728 ♪ Like a bird through the night ♪ 626 00:27:33,762 --> 00:27:36,664 ♪ Feel my tears as they dry ♪ 627 00:27:36,699 --> 00:27:41,069 ♪ I'm gonna swing ♪ 628 00:27:41,103 --> 00:27:44,706 ♪ From the chandelier ♪ 629 00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:46,674 ♪ From the chandelier... ♪ 630 00:27:46,709 --> 00:27:49,777 ♪ And I'm holding on for dear life ♪ 631 00:27:49,812 --> 00:27:52,347 Oh, my God! ♪ Won't look down, won't open my eyes ♪ 632 00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:54,282 ♪ Keep my glass full until morning light ♪ 633 00:27:54,316 --> 00:27:57,252 ♪ 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight ♪ 634 00:27:57,286 --> 00:28:00,555 ♪ Just holding on ♪ ♪ On for tonight, on for tonight ♪ 635 00:28:00,589 --> 00:28:03,057 ♪ 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight ♪ 636 00:28:03,092 --> 00:28:05,460 ♪ Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight ♪ 637 00:28:05,494 --> 00:28:10,532 ♪ On for tonight, on for tonight. ♪ 638 00:28:25,781 --> 00:28:31,319 ♪ I'm sailing away ♪ 639 00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:37,392 ♪ Set an open course ♪ 640 00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:41,396 ♪ For the virgin sea ♪ 641 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:47,635 ♪ 'Cause I've got to be free ♪ 642 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:56,211 ♪ Free to face the life that's ahead of me ♪ 643 00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:02,250 ♪ On board, I'm the captain ♪ 644 00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:05,820 ♪ So climb aboard ♪ 645 00:29:05,855 --> 00:29:09,324 ♪ We'll search for tomorrow ♪ 646 00:29:09,358 --> 00:29:12,827 ♪ On every shore ♪ 647 00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:14,996 ♪ And I'll try ♪ 648 00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:19,033 ♪ Oh, Lord, I'll try... ♪ 649 00:29:19,068 --> 00:29:21,970 ♪ Oh, Lord, I'll try ♪ 650 00:29:22,004 --> 00:29:26,641 ♪ To carry on ♪ 651 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,382 ♪ A gathering of angels ♪ 652 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:37,986 ♪ Appeared above my head ♪ 653 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:40,789 ♪ They sang to me this song of hope ♪ 654 00:29:40,823 --> 00:29:43,491 ♪ And this is what they said ♪ 655 00:29:43,526 --> 00:29:47,629 ♪ They said come sail away, come sail away ♪ 656 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:50,799 ♪ Come sail away with me ♪ 657 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,568 ♪ Come sail away, come sail away ♪ 658 00:29:53,602 --> 00:29:55,737 ♪ Come sail away with me ♪ 659 00:29:55,771 --> 00:29:57,338 ♪ Hey, hey, oh, oh ♪ 660 00:29:57,373 --> 00:30:00,141 ♪ Come sail away, come sail away ♪ 661 00:30:00,176 --> 00:30:01,843 ♪ Come sail away with me ♪ 662 00:30:01,877 --> 00:30:03,745 ♪ Sail away with me ♪ 663 00:30:03,779 --> 00:30:06,614 ♪ Come sail away, come sail away ♪ 664 00:30:06,649 --> 00:30:10,218 ♪ Come sail away with me. ♪ 665 00:30:35,456 --> 00:30:37,057 Can I just say, I can't believe 666 00:30:37,091 --> 00:30:38,992 I got roped into doing this thing again... 667 00:30:39,027 --> 00:30:41,995 What has got to be the lowest form of entertainment 668 00:30:42,030 --> 00:30:43,363 ever known to mankind. 669 00:30:43,672 --> 00:30:45,213 __ 670 00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:47,567 So when I got the call this morning, I'm like, 671 00:30:47,602 --> 00:30:50,404 "Okay, Donna Landries, just calm down. 672 00:30:50,438 --> 00:30:54,274 These groups cannot be worse than the last time." 673 00:30:54,308 --> 00:30:56,677 And then they were. 674 00:30:56,711 --> 00:30:58,578 I don't know which group I hated more. 675 00:30:58,613 --> 00:30:59,813 The Vocal Adrenalines were like... 676 00:30:59,847 --> 00:31:02,015 that was like sitting through Fallujah. 677 00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:03,784 You gonna point a cannon at me? 678 00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,419 Hell no! 679 00:31:05,453 --> 00:31:07,688 And what's up with this bird school? 680 00:31:07,722 --> 00:31:09,589 I-Is that a public school? 681 00:31:09,624 --> 00:31:12,759 Is that where my taxpayer dollars are going? 682 00:31:12,794 --> 00:31:14,961 And don't start me on New Directions! Oh! 683 00:31:14,996 --> 00:31:17,130 Now, Donna, I'm gonna stop you right there. 684 00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:19,366 They might not be able to dance or sing, 685 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,201 but when it comes to New Directions! 686 00:31:21,235 --> 00:31:23,637 Of the female persuasion, ooh. 687 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,353 __ 688 00:31:25,473 --> 00:31:27,140 I mean, how about that smoking gal 689 00:31:27,175 --> 00:31:29,443 going Au naturel with the Pam Grier Afro? 690 00:31:29,477 --> 00:31:32,012 Sister's got it going on. 691 00:31:32,046 --> 00:31:34,715 She got me hankering for a piping hot cup o' cocoa. 692 00:31:34,749 --> 00:31:37,050 What the hell did you just say to me? 693 00:31:37,085 --> 00:31:39,565 Technically, I'm not even supposed to be judging. 694 00:31:39,685 --> 00:31:41,269 __ 695 00:31:41,389 --> 00:31:43,657 The invitation was addressed to Trixie, 696 00:31:43,691 --> 00:31:45,125 so really it's up to the dog. 697 00:31:47,261 --> 00:31:49,830 Sorry. Trixie's not racist. 698 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:52,366 Like all dogs, he sees in black and white, 699 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,468 and darker skin makes it harder for him 700 00:31:54,502 --> 00:31:56,982 to make out facial features. 701 00:31:57,005 --> 00:31:58,672 Wait, this dog is a dude? 702 00:31:58,706 --> 00:32:00,307 He sure is. 703 00:32:00,341 --> 00:32:02,509 And that maleness might just give us an indication 704 00:32:02,543 --> 00:32:04,177 as to how he's gonna vote. 705 00:32:04,212 --> 00:32:05,646 Now, Trixie... 706 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,314 Trixie, Trixie. 707 00:32:07,348 --> 00:32:11,051 Which glee club displayed more... "performativity"? 708 00:32:11,085 --> 00:32:12,285 Good boy! 709 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,021 Are you out of your mind? 710 00:32:14,055 --> 00:32:16,423 That was the worst music I've ever heard. 711 00:32:16,457 --> 00:32:19,726 There's not a single person on Earth who woke up this morning 712 00:32:19,761 --> 00:32:22,663 and said, "You know what song I just really need to hear today?" 713 00:32:22,697 --> 00:32:23,764 'Hey, Mickey.'" 714 00:32:23,798 --> 00:32:25,365 And by the time fatty was singing. 715 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,701 "Take Me to the Church," I'm like, "Okay. 716 00:32:27,735 --> 00:32:30,437 Provided the service we attend is my funeral." 717 00:32:30,471 --> 00:32:33,573 Well, I thought I knew which show choir had my vote. 718 00:32:33,608 --> 00:32:35,709 But as I scour 719 00:32:35,743 --> 00:32:37,611 the depths of my soul, 720 00:32:37,645 --> 00:32:41,581 I now realize I have deep reservations 721 00:32:41,616 --> 00:32:44,084 about sending them to regionals. 722 00:32:44,118 --> 00:32:45,585 Well, can we just vote, please? 723 00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:47,554 I got piles. 724 00:32:51,392 --> 00:32:53,060 Before we get to announcing the winners, 725 00:32:53,094 --> 00:32:54,795 a quick message from our sponsor: 726 00:32:54,829 --> 00:32:57,764 Wayne's Waffle House is where to spend your Sundays. 727 00:33:01,736 --> 00:33:03,536 I love waffles. 728 00:33:04,739 --> 00:33:06,659 And now, in third place... 729 00:33:11,512 --> 00:33:13,447 ...from the John James Audubon Institute 730 00:33:13,481 --> 00:33:16,483 for Rehabilitative Ornithology, the Falconers! 731 00:33:20,688 --> 00:33:23,457 And now, without further ado... 732 00:33:23,491 --> 00:33:27,928 the winner of this year's sectionals is... 733 00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,944 ...the New Directions! 734 00:33:47,215 --> 00:33:49,650 ♪ ♪ 735 00:34:15,877 --> 00:34:17,878 ♪ ♪ 736 00:34:26,461 --> 00:34:29,496 All right, guys. We're back at it on Monday morning. 737 00:34:30,798 --> 00:34:32,466 Hello, William. 738 00:34:36,437 --> 00:34:39,072 Well, Sue, 739 00:34:39,107 --> 00:34:41,208 looks like it finally happened. 740 00:34:41,242 --> 00:34:42,909 You lost. 741 00:34:42,944 --> 00:34:45,579 Yeah, in a manner of speaking, yes. 742 00:34:45,613 --> 00:34:47,714 And I have only one thing to say to you, 743 00:34:47,749 --> 00:34:49,916 and one thing only: You're welcome. 744 00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:52,586 I didn't say thank you. 745 00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:54,621 I know, and that's just plain rude, 746 00:34:54,655 --> 00:34:58,191 because I handed your glee club a victory on a silver platter, 747 00:34:58,226 --> 00:34:59,693 guaranteeing that the New Directions! 748 00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:01,895 Will be a part of this school 749 00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:03,397 long after you and I are gone. 750 00:35:03,431 --> 00:35:05,098 Okay, what are you talking about? 751 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:07,213 You've spent the last six years trying to destroy us. 752 00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:09,269 Now you want me to believe that you suddenly had 753 00:35:09,303 --> 00:35:11,423 a change of heart and you've been secretly helping us? 754 00:35:11,439 --> 00:35:12,973 Well, that's exactly what happened, 755 00:35:13,007 --> 00:35:15,309 and I am impressed that a mind as simple as yours 756 00:35:15,343 --> 00:35:17,110 could make that sophisticated leap in logic. 757 00:35:17,145 --> 00:35:18,979 What are you talking about? 758 00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:21,915 Well, it is true that I have spent a better part of a decade 759 00:35:21,949 --> 00:35:23,750 trying to destroy you and the glee club, 760 00:35:23,785 --> 00:35:26,119 for which I harbor a deep and abiding hatred, 761 00:35:26,154 --> 00:35:29,556 but when that backstabbing Geraldo Rivera, 762 00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:32,459 with his craven ad hominem hack job... 763 00:35:32,493 --> 00:35:35,329 there were only two people who stood up for me: 764 00:35:35,363 --> 00:35:38,065 Coach Sheldon "The Abomination" Beiste 765 00:35:38,099 --> 00:35:39,466 and you. 766 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,068 So I took it upon myself 767 00:35:41,102 --> 00:35:42,803 to repay you by sabotaging. 768 00:35:42,837 --> 00:35:45,172 Vocal Adrenaline from the inside, 769 00:35:45,206 --> 00:35:47,274 handing you a win at sectionals. 770 00:35:47,308 --> 00:35:48,775 Okay, that is insane. 771 00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:50,811 You were absolutely trying to win today. 772 00:35:50,845 --> 00:35:52,679 You pulled out all the stops. 773 00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:54,181 That was, by far, 774 00:35:54,215 --> 00:35:55,782 the most over-the-top routine. 775 00:35:55,817 --> 00:35:57,517 Vocal Adrenaline has ever done. 776 00:35:57,552 --> 00:35:59,620 Precisely, and it was a routine 777 00:35:59,654 --> 00:36:02,122 specifically tailored to the deep background 778 00:36:02,156 --> 00:36:04,324 I performed on all three judges. 779 00:36:04,359 --> 00:36:06,259 Now, I knew that an overly produced, 780 00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:10,330 acrobatic spectacle would remind Vice Comptroller Donna Landries 781 00:36:10,365 --> 00:36:13,200 of that fateful day back in October of 1964 782 00:36:13,234 --> 00:36:14,801 in Sandusky, Ohio, 783 00:36:14,836 --> 00:36:16,703 when she attended the circus 784 00:36:16,738 --> 00:36:18,872 and witnessed the most notorious 785 00:36:18,906 --> 00:36:23,043 mass clown stomping in the history of elephant husbandry. 786 00:36:23,077 --> 00:36:25,278 I included a song from Starship 787 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:26,847 to subconsciously 788 00:36:26,881 --> 00:36:28,682 unsettle Rod Remington, 789 00:36:28,716 --> 00:36:31,318 who was briefly in an acrimonious group marriage 790 00:36:31,352 --> 00:36:34,221 with all seven members of Jefferson Airplane. 791 00:36:34,255 --> 00:36:35,789 But what about the dog trainer? 792 00:36:35,823 --> 00:36:37,958 That chick's rocking an IQ in the low 80s. 793 00:36:37,992 --> 00:36:39,860 She's an actual idiot. 794 00:36:39,894 --> 00:36:41,628 She was always gonna love you people. 795 00:36:41,663 --> 00:36:43,563 Well, then why did you put eyedrops 796 00:36:43,598 --> 00:36:45,032 in the McKinley water system? 797 00:36:45,066 --> 00:36:46,633 I mean, why did you want the glee club 798 00:36:46,668 --> 00:36:48,168 to spend an entire day 799 00:36:48,202 --> 00:36:50,404 violently projectile-vomiting? Well, I figured 800 00:36:50,438 --> 00:36:52,506 they all needed to lose a few pounds, and there's 801 00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:55,475 nothing like a day-long projectile-vomiting sesh 802 00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:57,411 to jump-start the old metabolism. 803 00:36:57,445 --> 00:36:59,046 Then why the glitter bombs? 804 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,416 Well, that was to trigger the stress hormone cortisol. 805 00:37:02,450 --> 00:37:04,718 A good burst of cortisol boosts alertness 806 00:37:04,752 --> 00:37:07,254 and takes about three days to fully exit the system, 807 00:37:07,288 --> 00:37:10,490 giving your glee club a perfectly timed sensation 808 00:37:10,525 --> 00:37:13,393 of relaxed euphoria the exact moment 809 00:37:13,428 --> 00:37:16,096 they walked onstage. 810 00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:17,831 Wow. 811 00:37:17,865 --> 00:37:19,099 Yeah. 812 00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,267 But why did you blow up my car? 813 00:37:20,301 --> 00:37:23,036 Well, that was just for fun. 814 00:37:24,739 --> 00:37:26,273 Well, Susan... 815 00:37:26,307 --> 00:37:28,275 William. 816 00:37:28,309 --> 00:37:29,843 Looks like this is it. 817 00:37:29,877 --> 00:37:31,645 Yeah. 818 00:37:38,386 --> 00:37:40,420 Wow. No thank-you? 819 00:37:42,156 --> 00:37:43,557 No thank-you for the person 820 00:37:43,591 --> 00:37:45,025 who just described in painstaking detail 821 00:37:45,059 --> 00:37:46,860 how she sacrificed her own well-being 822 00:37:46,894 --> 00:37:48,795 to save your glee club 823 00:37:48,830 --> 00:37:51,064 and guarantee your job indefinitely? 824 00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:53,367 Mmm... 825 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:54,601 Okay. 826 00:37:54,636 --> 00:37:56,770 Change of plans, Butt Chin. 827 00:37:56,804 --> 00:37:58,772 I'm gonna take the weekend, 828 00:37:58,806 --> 00:38:02,109 maybe fly down to my condo in Boca, brown up a bit, 829 00:38:02,143 --> 00:38:04,945 and when I come back, I will have come up 830 00:38:04,979 --> 00:38:08,015 with some brand-new ways to destroy you. 831 00:38:28,036 --> 00:38:30,938 Looks like it was another cutthroat sectionals. 832 00:38:30,972 --> 00:38:34,007 You know, I forgot the way it smells in here. 833 00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:37,311 All that life-or-death teen adrenaline, all that drama. 834 00:38:37,345 --> 00:38:39,580 Feels like a million years ago. 835 00:38:39,614 --> 00:38:41,348 Miss it that much, huh? 836 00:38:41,382 --> 00:38:43,817 Oh, God, yes. 837 00:38:43,851 --> 00:38:46,853 Give me a medley or a mash-up or a Broadway tribute, 838 00:38:46,888 --> 00:38:49,022 anything to get me back up on that stage 839 00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:52,359 with my friends, singing and dancing for my life. 840 00:38:52,393 --> 00:38:55,462 God, I loved it so much. 841 00:38:55,496 --> 00:38:57,831 But you know what? 842 00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:01,301 We got bigger fish to fry now, Berry. 843 00:39:01,336 --> 00:39:03,670 You, me, the footlights of Broadway. 844 00:39:03,705 --> 00:39:04,838 I don't know 845 00:39:04,873 --> 00:39:06,473 if you've found an apartment yet 846 00:39:06,507 --> 00:39:09,009 to live in, in New York, but, uh, 847 00:39:09,043 --> 00:39:11,345 you can always stay at mine until you find one. 848 00:39:11,379 --> 00:39:14,514 No strings attached, of course. 849 00:39:14,549 --> 00:39:16,049 He said flirtatiously. 850 00:39:17,318 --> 00:39:19,219 I turned down the part, 851 00:39:19,254 --> 00:39:20,554 and I decided 852 00:39:20,588 --> 00:39:22,389 to go back to NYADA. 853 00:39:22,423 --> 00:39:24,558 I think I was afraid that going 854 00:39:24,592 --> 00:39:27,528 back to college would be a step backwards, but... 855 00:39:29,531 --> 00:39:31,565 I think it's a step in the right direction. 856 00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:33,000 - Hmm. - So... 857 00:39:33,034 --> 00:39:34,568 don't be mad. 858 00:39:34,602 --> 00:39:36,470 - You're mad. - No. 859 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:38,639 I'm not mad. 860 00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:40,908 Sad that I won't be spending 861 00:39:40,942 --> 00:39:43,243 every night onstage with Rachel Berry, absolutely, 862 00:39:43,278 --> 00:39:44,878 but I'm proud of you. 863 00:39:44,913 --> 00:39:46,480 You went with your gut. 864 00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:49,149 You didn't take the easy road back to Broadway. 865 00:39:49,184 --> 00:39:50,851 And you know what I think? 866 00:39:50,885 --> 00:39:53,387 NYADA better watch out, 'cause the Berry is back. 867 00:39:57,358 --> 00:39:59,426 Thank you so much for understanding. 868 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,595 And I will be there on your opening night, 869 00:40:01,629 --> 00:40:03,363 so you better not screw up, because I'll have an egg 870 00:40:03,398 --> 00:40:05,365 - in my purse with your name on it. - Oh, wow. 871 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,234 You're really not gonna let me live that down, are you? 872 00:40:07,268 --> 00:40:08,602 - No. - Well, maybe I can make it up 873 00:40:08,636 --> 00:40:10,170 to you, because, you know, you're gonna 874 00:40:10,205 --> 00:40:12,239 be in New York, and I'm gonna be in New York, 875 00:40:12,273 --> 00:40:13,707 so we're bound to run into each other. 876 00:40:13,741 --> 00:40:14,942 I mean, we're bound to, yeah. 877 00:40:14,976 --> 00:40:16,877 I mean, I think it's inevitable. 878 00:40:16,911 --> 00:40:19,613 I'd like that. 879 00:40:29,824 --> 00:40:31,625 All right, I'm gonna go. 880 00:40:31,659 --> 00:40:33,660 I'll see you soon. 881 00:40:41,669 --> 00:40:43,403 All right, the next first-place trophy 882 00:40:43,438 --> 00:40:44,905 in that case is gonna be regionals. 883 00:40:47,942 --> 00:40:49,243 You know, someday... five, 884 00:40:49,277 --> 00:40:50,544 ten, 20 years from now... 885 00:40:50,578 --> 00:40:52,212 You're gonna walk into this school 886 00:40:52,247 --> 00:40:54,248 and you're gonna see the trophies in that case or... 887 00:40:54,282 --> 00:40:55,716 or maybe you'll be watching your own 888 00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:57,384 sons and daughters win their awards, 889 00:40:57,418 --> 00:41:00,654 and I hope you'll remember this time in your life, 890 00:41:00,688 --> 00:41:02,556 this incredible moment when a group 891 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,325 of very different people put aside their differences, 892 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,928 supported each other and formed a team, 893 00:41:07,962 --> 00:41:10,731 and hopefully made some lifelong friendships. 894 00:41:10,765 --> 00:41:12,499 Now, some of our advisors 895 00:41:12,534 --> 00:41:15,135 are gonna be leaving us, 896 00:41:15,170 --> 00:41:17,671 but no matter where we go, no matter where we are, 897 00:41:17,705 --> 00:41:19,173 we will always be here in spirit, 898 00:41:19,207 --> 00:41:21,175 and we will always be supporting you. 899 00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:23,610 Now, a chapter in Glee Club history 900 00:41:23,645 --> 00:41:27,080 may be ending, but it is just the beginning 901 00:41:27,115 --> 00:41:29,082 for all of you. 902 00:41:29,117 --> 00:41:30,784 We could not be more proud of you. 903 00:41:30,819 --> 00:41:32,753 Congratulations. 904 00:41:32,787 --> 00:41:35,088 Hey, let's hear it for Rachel, Mr. Shue, Kurt 905 00:41:35,123 --> 00:41:36,590 and Blaine, everybody. Oh... 906 00:41:51,539 --> 00:41:54,374 You know, our two little trophies 907 00:41:54,409 --> 00:41:57,644 look really pathetic in there all by themselves. 908 00:41:57,679 --> 00:42:00,547 I vote we get the old ones 909 00:42:00,582 --> 00:42:02,783 and put them back in there with them. 910 00:42:31,946 --> 00:42:33,680 Congratulations, guys. 911 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:12,753 Sync & corrections by wilson0804 www.Addic7ed.com