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Sloppy babies!
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You're all sloppy babies!
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How do you expect to pass
the Presidential Fitness Test
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when all you do is sit
on your enormous rumps
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while picking at a forehead
full of pimples
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no doubt caused by consuming
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an entire bag of Funyuns
in one sitting?
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Michael Phelps did not win
18 gold medals
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by swimming through a pool
of pork rinds!
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You think this is hard?
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Try consuming your own twin
in utero! That's hard!
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I'm not leaving here
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until at least three of you
pass out or puke!
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If your hands aren't bleeding,
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you're not doing it right.
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Mark my words,
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every kid at this school
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will make it up
to the top of that rope
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or they will not graduate!
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Hey, look, everyone.
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It's Puffy's turn.
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Come on, everybody,
gather round.
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All right, Wiggle Tush,
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pretend there's a bucket
of butterscotch pudding
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at the top of that rope.
Go!
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Come on.
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Hey!
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You, sir,
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are a disgrace to yourself,
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your school and your nation.
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Sue, I think Roderick
needs to rest for a minute.
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Oh, absolutely, Sheldon.
Let's reward failure.
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Because while America
is struggling
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with type 2 diabetes,
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China is colonizing Mars.
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Not on my watch!
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All right, Double Stuf, come on.
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Hoist yourself up there again.
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Come on, lad.
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And hike up
your shorts, please,
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before some poor soul
falls into your butt crack.
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Whoa.
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We have a problem.
We do?
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What's, uh, what's wrong?
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You can't climb a rope,
you can't do a push-up,
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you can't even do
simple choreography.
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If I'm gonna be part of this
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whole glee club thing,
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it behooves me
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to not be strapped
to a lead weight.
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you're the lead weight.
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Okay, then...
maybe you could help me?
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Sorry. What?
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Maybe you could help me?
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I mean, I could, you know,
try to do better, but...
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Cool, yeah.
Try to try.
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Try to try.
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Just...
if you just tried,
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it'd be great.
And you know what?
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Wait. Stop eating
those gummy bears.
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Come on.
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Hey.
Hey.
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- How you doing? - I'm okay.
How are you?
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Good.
A little tired.
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Yeah? Stayed up late last night.
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I was watching
that, um, the Yeti...
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The Yeti thing.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah. Me, too.
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Oh, yeah, I just feel
like it was awesome.
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That was the coolest
episode of a TV show I've seen.
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It was so... Bigfoot,
on the other hand...
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100% possible.
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Hey, buddy.
I gotta pick up
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some sheet music
from you after class.
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Hey, man, 'sup?
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- I'm Spencer.
- 'Sup?
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- You're Alistair, right?
- Wait.
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You guys are friends?
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Me and Hot Rod?
Hells, yeah.
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We're in the glee club together.
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We work out all the time
together, too.
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I'm kind of like his personal
trainer and his inspiration.
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Check it out.
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Go ahead. You can touch
the guns if you want.
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Don't worry. Safety's on.
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Um...
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I think I forgot
something in my locker.
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Yeah.
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- I'll be right back, Roderick.
- Yeah.
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Cool.
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What was that?
Were you just
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flirting with him?
Was that you flirting?
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You wouldn't understand.
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You're not a player like me.
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Well, that was
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the weirdest thing
I've ever seen.
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If you think that was romantic,
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then you're not a player,
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you're kind of a creeper.
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Ugh.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Superintendent Harris,
it's no secret that
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before I became principal
at McKinley High,
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well, our students were dumber
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than Alabama first graders.
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But now,
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not only have
test scores skyrocketed,
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but we have become the most
tech-savvy school in America,
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due to my close
personal relationship
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with the Koch brothers,
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who generously donated
a special ops drone,
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which should be flying
by right about now.
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You never cease to amaze me.
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Well, thank you, Superintendent.
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Listen,
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I have a tiny favor to ask you.
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I have humbly submitted myself
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for the United States
Principal of the Year award.
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It's the type of award that
would make a résumé sparkle.
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The icing on the cake
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after all of my years
here at McKinley High.
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Well, you're not planning
on leaving us, are you?
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Oh, no. No, absolutely not.
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Don't believe everything
Becky Jackson tweets.
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Uh, the only thing I need
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to complete my application
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is a letter of recommendation.
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From you.
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Which I have right here.
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I will need to, uh,
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review this, of course.
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In the meantime,
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I have a favor
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I'd like to ask of you.
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Glee Club, William, Frodo...
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this fine young man
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standing next to me
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is Superintendent Harris's
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one and only nephew,
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Mr. Myron Muskovitz.
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Hey.
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Myron is about to celebrate
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the most important day
in a Jewish boy's life:
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his bar mitzvah.
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It's a sacred ritual
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in which he becomes a man
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and, thus, a full-fledged member
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of the, uh, Jewish community.
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And I'm putting on a show.
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Okay.
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Myron will be performing
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a little musical number
at his bar mitzvah party,
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and he would very much
appreciate it
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if you would give him
any pointers.
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And did I mention
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he's the superintendent's
nephew?
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Okay.
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Okay, so this is just rehearsal,
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so be kind.
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Lights!
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Hit me!
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♪ Can you keep up, baby boy? ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Bring the noise ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Hit me hard ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ I put it right there,
make it easy for you to get to ♪
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♪ Now you want to act
like you don't know what to do ♪
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♪ After having done everything
that you asked me ♪
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♪ Grabbed you, grind you,
liked you, tried you ♪
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♪ Moved so fast, baby,
now I can't find you ♪
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♪ Can you keep up, baby boy? ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Bring the noise ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Hit me hard ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Can you keep up, baby boy? ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Bring the noise ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Hit me hard ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ If you can't make me say ooh ♪
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♪ Like the beat of this drum ♪
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♪ Why you ask for some? ♪
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♪ You ain't really want none ♪
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♪ If you can't make me say ooh ♪
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♪ Like the beat of this groove ♪
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♪ You don't have no business
in this ♪
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♪ Here's your papers, baby,
you are dismissed ♪
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♪ Can you keep up, baby boy? ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Bring the noise ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Hit me hard ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Can you keep up, baby boy? ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Bring the noise ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Hit me hard ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Can you keep up, baby boy? ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Bring the noise ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath ♪
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♪ Hit me hard ♪
♪ Make me lose my breath. ♪
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Wow! Wow!
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That was amazing.
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Myron, you are very talented.
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Oh, thank you, Miss Berry.
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I'm a huge fan,
so that means the world to me.
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But here's the rub:
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I want my bar mitzvah
to be perfect.
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Not good, not great... perfect.
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How can I improve this number?
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Seriously, give me notes.
Anything.
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Um... maybe your dancers
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could just smile
a little bit more?
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Yeah.
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Okay, exactly.
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I-I already told them that.
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I already told you that!
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What's wrong with you people?
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You know, I thought
I hired professionals,
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but obviously, I was mistaken.
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You're fired!
Get off this stage!
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Now, bitches!
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May I speak with the adults,
please?
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Do anything he asks.
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This stage is sheer heaven.
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My uncle said I could
use it for my party
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if it's okay with you.
Please?
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Of course you can.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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You're my new best friend.
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Mmm.
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Now, best friend, I'd also like
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the glee club
doing my opening act.
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And I'd also be happy
to pay them...
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Say, 20 grand?
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What? Tw... um...
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wow, that's...
that's very generous.
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But, uh, unfortunately
show choir bylaws
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- forbid us from accepting any compensation.
- Okay.
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Then you could do it for free.
It'll give your kids
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invaluable stage experience.
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Doesn't that sound fun?
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Hey, I thought I told you
to leave, skank!
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Now! Go!
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Uh, Myron,
although we would usually
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jump at the opportunity
to perform,
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right now we're just really busy
practicing for sectionals.
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They accept.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh.
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Hey, Mason.
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Hey.
How's it going?
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Well, I've been better.
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I got a "C" on my math test.
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When I have a bad day,
I usually drown my sorrows
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in endless breadsticks
at Breadstix.
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Hmm. It is as
good as they say?
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Have you never been?
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No, my mom says
it's infested with cockroaches.
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Oh, no, it's okay.
They fumigated.
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Maybe I could
take you next week?
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I could teach you
how to eat your feelings.
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Mmm, where are we eating?
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Um, Breadstix.
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Breadstix?
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No. No, Mason,
we talked about this.
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It's crunch time
in Cheerios! Season.
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We're completely
overhauling your diet.
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No carbs.
263
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We need you lean and mean.
264
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Jane, it was nice
talking to you.
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00:09:09,907 --> 00:09:11,007
Walk me to class?
266
00:09:14,278 --> 00:09:15,511
Thanks for coming, guys.
267
00:09:15,546 --> 00:09:16,846
I have kind of a weird problem,
268
00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,481
so I'd prefer if it
stays in this room.
269
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I've been trying to talk
to Jane a little lately,
270
00:09:20,884 --> 00:09:23,920
um, 'cause she's really talented
and gorgeous,
271
00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,388
but I'm having some trouble.
272
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Can I be dismissed?
Women are weird
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and mysterious creatures and I'm bored.
No. No, no, no.
274
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Listen, look...
I want to take Jane out,
275
00:09:31,695 --> 00:09:33,695
but my sister
is screwing everything up.
276
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Wait, aren't you guys dating?
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Ha, ha.
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00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:37,667
I'm just kidding.
279
00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,235
But seriously,
aren't you guys dating?
280
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No, come on. We didn't
have it easy growing up.
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Our parents were more concerned
with performing
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than being parents,
283
00:09:45,809 --> 00:09:47,610
so Madison kind of acted
like a second mom.
284
00:09:47,645 --> 00:09:50,079
She's been treating me like
a small child my entire life.
285
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Every second of every day,
she's there.
286
00:09:51,315 --> 00:09:52,548
I-I just can't function.
287
00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,251
So, I need her out of my way.
For a bit.
288
00:09:55,285 --> 00:09:57,720
One of you two needs
to ask her out and distract her.
289
00:09:57,755 --> 00:09:59,956
Well, I'm not an option,
for obvious reasons,
290
00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:02,458
so, no, but...
291
00:10:02,493 --> 00:10:04,727
Dude, you just got done telling
us how crazy your sister is.
292
00:10:04,762 --> 00:10:06,129
I-I'm sorry, but no way.
293
00:10:06,163 --> 00:10:09,198
Come on, guys, help me out here.
Help yourself.
294
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,800
Tell her to back off
so you can score some tail.
295
00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,402
Simple. And you...
296
00:10:12,436 --> 00:10:14,270
you're gonna meet me
in the gym after school,
297
00:10:14,305 --> 00:10:15,738
so that I can whip your ass
into shape.
298
00:10:15,773 --> 00:10:18,207
Then you're gonna help me
get a date with my boy.
299
00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,910
How did this become
about you guys?
300
00:10:20,944 --> 00:10:22,979
So I was thinking for
the bar mitzvah, since Myron is
301
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,548
very theatrical, that
the glee club could hit him up
302
00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:27,817
with some Broadway,
but, like, modern,
303
00:10:27,851 --> 00:10:30,386
downtown, up-tempo stuff. Do
these kids even like Broadway?
304
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,821
I don't know some
of the new ones.
305
00:10:31,855 --> 00:10:33,990
What are they like?
Um...
306
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,792
I mean, they're great.
307
00:10:35,826 --> 00:10:37,060
They're so nice.
308
00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,828
Such a vibrant group.
309
00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:40,430
So energetic.
310
00:10:40,464 --> 00:10:41,965
But they're quiet, you know?
311
00:10:41,999 --> 00:10:43,232
They're very, like...
312
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,834
you know, within themselves.
313
00:10:44,868 --> 00:10:46,736
Quiet... because
you're always talking?
314
00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:48,237
You think I'm the worst.
315
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,512
No, Rachel...
316
00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:50,780
No. Not at all.
317
00:10:50,808 --> 00:10:52,008
I think this bar mitzvah
318
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,743
is exactly the challenge
they need right now.
319
00:10:53,777 --> 00:10:54,978
Performing in front
of a big audience
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00:10:55,012 --> 00:10:56,412
will force them
to band together.
321
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,348
But if you don't
know them very well...
322
00:10:58,382 --> 00:10:59,622
I don't know.
323
00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:00,850
Maybe it's time to push them
324
00:11:00,884 --> 00:11:02,164
to make some choices themselves.
325
00:11:03,354 --> 00:11:04,454
Okay, everyone.
326
00:11:04,488 --> 00:11:05,588
Take your seats.
327
00:11:05,622 --> 00:11:06,689
We have some
really exciting news.
328
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:08,157
So, Myron really liked
329
00:11:08,192 --> 00:11:09,492
our suggestions.
330
00:11:09,526 --> 00:11:11,461
And he has decided
to have us perform
331
00:11:11,495 --> 00:11:12,495
at his bar mitzvah!
332
00:11:12,529 --> 00:11:14,864
Can you believe it?
333
00:11:14,898 --> 00:11:16,966
You guys, I thought that
you'd be more excited.
334
00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:18,635
So, you want us
to sing at a spoiled
335
00:11:18,669 --> 00:11:19,949
little rich kid's
birthday party?
336
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,371
It's a bar mitzvah.
337
00:11:21,405 --> 00:11:24,140
Have you guys had any
Jewish life experiences?
338
00:11:24,174 --> 00:11:25,775
This is a sacred honor.
339
00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:27,810
Guys, why aren't you
more excited about this?
340
00:11:27,845 --> 00:11:29,379
Are we actually gonna sing
or are you about
341
00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:31,114
to announce an alumnus
walking through the door?
342
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,849
No, this is all about you guys.
343
00:11:32,883 --> 00:11:35,385
Myron is trusting us
and we are trusting you.
344
00:11:35,419 --> 00:11:37,654
That's right!
The clock is ticking.
345
00:11:37,688 --> 00:11:38,888
Sectionals is in
two weeks, guys.
346
00:11:38,922 --> 00:11:40,123
Don't underestimate
this challenge.
347
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:42,158
There is no tougher
audience than...
348
00:11:42,192 --> 00:11:44,294
- Jews!
- Tweens.
349
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,088
Vicious, pubescent tweens
with zero tolerance
350
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,297
for a bad act.
351
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,698
So, pair up, triple up,
352
00:11:48,732 --> 00:11:50,199
pick some songs,
this is gonna be great.
353
00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:51,334
We want upbeat.
354
00:11:51,368 --> 00:11:52,635
We want energy.
355
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,803
We want epic!
All right!
356
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,009
This is incredible!
357
00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:01,311
Were we not just
talking about doing
358
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,345
gender role-reversal duets?
359
00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:03,379
Were we not?!
360
00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:04,847
Mason, I'm freaking out!
361
00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:06,416
Well, my short list is
actually a long one,
362
00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,017
so we should really start
brainstorming now.
363
00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:09,419
Hello?
364
00:12:09,453 --> 00:12:10,653
Focus... huge
365
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,055
opportunity knocking
at the front door!
366
00:12:12,089 --> 00:12:13,356
Yeah, yeah. I'm in.
367
00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:16,192
- Grab a chair.
- Yeah, I'm in.
368
00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:30,104
You know the best thing
about being a dude?
369
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,494
I'm eating my chicken for lunch.
370
00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:33,895
But later,
371
00:12:33,929 --> 00:12:36,798
if I lick my lips like this,
372
00:12:36,832 --> 00:12:39,167
mmm, I'm tasting it all day.
373
00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:41,970
Mmm!
374
00:12:46,108 --> 00:12:47,342
Hey, Sue?
375
00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:48,576
You-you doing okay?
376
00:12:48,611 --> 00:12:49,644
No, actually, uh...
377
00:12:50,947 --> 00:12:52,514
I haven't slept for three days.
378
00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:53,615
Mind if I put my coffee down
379
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,650
on this decorative end table?
380
00:12:57,353 --> 00:12:58,987
Hey, Sue, what's,
uh, what's going on?
381
00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:00,789
I have become a personal slave
382
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,458
of one Myron Muskovitz.
383
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:07,162
We start the day with a series
of vitamin B drips.
384
00:13:07,196 --> 00:13:10,031
And the eight-hour
pitch session begins.
385
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,033
Okay, well, then...
386
00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:15,170
how about a Hawaiian-themed
bar mitzvah, huh?
387
00:13:15,204 --> 00:13:16,938
These ideas are terrible!
388
00:13:16,973 --> 00:13:18,840
They're tired!
They're not fresh!
389
00:13:18,874 --> 00:13:19,708
They're not new!
390
00:13:19,742 --> 00:13:21,276
The theme should be me!
391
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:23,111
I am the theme!
And I want to make
392
00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:25,013
my big reveal by coming down
out of the rafters
393
00:13:25,047 --> 00:13:27,449
in a giant Fabergé pod!
394
00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:30,919
Now, Janet, can you
get me my espresso?
395
00:13:30,953 --> 00:13:33,288
He says "my espresso"
as if every bean
396
00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:35,757
was cultivated
specifically for him.
397
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,993
Every night is spent
398
00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:40,695
reading the Torah aloud
while Myron sleeps,
399
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:43,665
so he can absorb the bit he has
to read at his bar mitzvah
400
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:47,569
without having
to memorize it himself.
401
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:52,707
I said read the Torah!
402
00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:53,742
Sue, this kid is a nightmare.
403
00:13:53,776 --> 00:13:54,910
This has to stop.
404
00:13:54,944 --> 00:13:56,411
Oh, it will... once you,
405
00:13:56,445 --> 00:13:58,413
Johnny Want-a-peen,
Homeless, Rachel,
406
00:13:58,447 --> 00:14:01,349
the glee club and I
agree to become
407
00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:02,984
his backup dancers
408
00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,753
at his bar mitzvah.
Wait, what?
409
00:14:04,787 --> 00:14:05,787
Wait, he wants us?
410
00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,489
Yes, we are his last resort.
411
00:14:07,523 --> 00:14:09,057
He blew his entire
entertainment budget
412
00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:11,326
on airfare for a callback
of 100 dancers
413
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,861
in which there was no dancing.
414
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,329
He just called them in
one at a time and said,
415
00:14:14,363 --> 00:14:16,031
"Are your allergies
as bad as mine today?"
416
00:14:16,065 --> 00:14:19,701
Now, hold on! I could see
if this kid wanted Rachel, Will
417
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,603
and even Sam, but me?!
418
00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:23,204
Come on, I can't even dance!
419
00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:26,441
My knees have been shot
since my bull-riding days.
420
00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:28,276
Well, I am being forced
to participate,
421
00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:30,545
so I am forcing you
to participate.
422
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:34,149
So there's at least one person
who's a worse dancer than I am.
423
00:14:36,118 --> 00:14:37,552
I'm in.
424
00:14:38,888 --> 00:14:40,388
Hey, Jane!
425
00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:41,590
What?
Hey, sorry.
426
00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:42,724
Hey, man!
Sorry!
427
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,593
- Excuse me, hey! Hey!
- Watch it!
428
00:14:44,627 --> 00:14:47,062
Hey, you know, I was thinking,
you know, we should probably
429
00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,730
do this bar mitzvah duet
together.
430
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,131
Oh, um, we would kill it,
431
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,399
but I'm already paired
with Roderick.
432
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:52,714
Well, is Roderick taking you out
433
00:14:52,735 --> 00:14:54,536
for pizza after rehearsal?
434
00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:57,050
Oh, is pizza part of
Madison's deal-a-meal plan?
435
00:14:57,073 --> 00:14:59,074
Well, I won't tell if you won't.
436
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:00,942
I'm kind of a badass.
437
00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:04,279
The only badass I know
that's also a male cheerleader.
438
00:15:04,313 --> 00:15:05,947
Well, you know what they say
about cheerleaders.
439
00:15:05,982 --> 00:15:07,048
What?
440
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,717
Um...
441
00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:10,986
uh, good-good things mostly.
442
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,388
Um, listen, uh, if you let
443
00:15:13,422 --> 00:15:15,390
everyone know that we're
switching partners,
444
00:15:15,424 --> 00:15:17,492
then I am... all yours.
445
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,295
Cool?
446
00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:21,730
Cool.
447
00:15:21,764 --> 00:15:22,931
Okay.
448
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:23,965
C-Cool.
449
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,368
Bye.
450
00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:30,138
All right, focus,
buddy, you got this.
451
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,506
Come on, focus.
452
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,674
Get up there.
453
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,644
Come on, get up there. Yeah.
454
00:15:35,678 --> 00:15:37,179
Yeah, use your feet
to support you!
455
00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:39,648
Come on! Don't stop, Roderick!
456
00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:41,583
You're not even trying!
Come on!
457
00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:44,252
Let's go!
Stop being such a wuss!
458
00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:46,822
That was pathetic.
459
00:15:46,856 --> 00:15:49,024
You have the athleticism
of a couch cushion.
460
00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:51,326
Okay, you know, none of your
461
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,129
tough love, drill sergeant
crap is helping me at all.
462
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,131
- Don't be so sensitive.
- "Sensitive"?
463
00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:58,466
I-I've been taunted
and teased about
464
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,268
this kind of thing
my entire life.
465
00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:02,504
Not to mention I'm
terrified of heights.
466
00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:04,306
Sometimes this stuff is ugly.
467
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,141
When the guys
on the football team
468
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:08,643
work out, it gets messy
and it hurts!
469
00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:10,312
I'm not on the football team!
470
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:12,147
You know what?
You are absolutely right!
471
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,549
Because you're too fat
and you're too lazy!
472
00:16:14,584 --> 00:16:15,717
You know, this is why my friend
473
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:16,785
doesn't want to go out with you.
474
00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:18,153
No one wants to get close to you
475
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,488
because you're a dick!
476
00:16:22,692 --> 00:16:23,972
Where do you think
you're going?!
477
00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:25,660
Hey, I held up my end
of the bargain!
478
00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:26,862
You better hold up yours!
479
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,897
Are you okay?
480
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:33,568
Hey, hey!
481
00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:35,537
Roderick, hey, hey! Change of
plans! Um, you're gonna sing
482
00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:37,305
a duet with my sister,
and I'm gonna sing with Jane.
483
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:38,640
Awesome! Thank you.
I don't want to do that.
484
00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:40,242
I don't want to do...
Hey.
485
00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:42,544
Hey, no cutting!
Oh, no, it's okay. We're twins.
486
00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:44,312
What...?!
What's up, buttercup?
487
00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:45,814
Nothing, nothing. Same old,
same old, uh, except,
488
00:16:45,848 --> 00:16:47,549
the bar mitzvah thing?
You're gonna sing
489
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:48,850
with Roderick and I'm
gonna sing with Jane.
490
00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,185
Oh, why?
You already did that
491
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,753
with her during Jagged
Little Tapestry Week.
492
00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,188
I know, but I-I want
to do it again.
493
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:54,756
Um, no, you don't.
494
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:56,825
Trust me. One... she has
beautiful legs so no one
495
00:16:56,859 --> 00:16:58,219
will be looking at yours,
and two...
496
00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,494
She has that huge hair
that she loves
497
00:16:59,529 --> 00:17:01,396
to toss around
and upstage everybody with.
498
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,430
That's insane! Look.
499
00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:03,899
I just want to sing with her.
500
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,734
And-and, uh, maybe go
on a date with her.
501
00:17:05,768 --> 00:17:07,602
Mm, mm-mm. No.
Massive mistake, Mason.
502
00:17:07,637 --> 00:17:09,271
I won't allow it.
503
00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:12,174
This isn't your decision
to make, Madison.
504
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:14,576
For once in your life, quit
being so darn controlling!
505
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:18,013
Fine! See what I care!
506
00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:19,647
I certainly don't want
to be controlling!
507
00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:21,616
And while you're at it,
why don't you
508
00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:23,218
just never listen to me again!
509
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,587
Like that time
I told you not to eat
510
00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:27,255
an entire bag
of sugar-free gummy bears,
511
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,690
and you had diarrhea
and everyone
512
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,659
thought it was a mud slide!
513
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:33,361
Madison, come on!
514
00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:34,930
Hey.
515
00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:37,199
Um, I think it'd be easier
for everyone
516
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:39,367
if I just sang with Roderick.
517
00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:40,802
God, you people are annoying!
518
00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:42,070
Stop cutting!
519
00:18:03,593 --> 00:18:07,162
♪ I don't care
if Monday's blue ♪
520
00:18:07,196 --> 00:18:10,265
♪ Tuesday's gray
and Wednesday, too ♪
521
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:13,502
♪ Thursday, I don't care
about you ♪
522
00:18:13,536 --> 00:18:17,172
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
523
00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:20,976
♪ Monday, you can fall apart ♪
524
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:24,679
♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
break my heart ♪
525
00:18:24,714 --> 00:18:27,816
♪ Oh, Thursday
doesn't even start ♪
526
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:32,120
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
527
00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:34,322
♪ Saturday, wait ♪
528
00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:38,293
♪ And Sunday always
comes too late ♪
529
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:42,264
♪ But Friday never hesitate ♪
530
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:44,833
♪ Dressed up to the eyes ♪
531
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:46,768
♪ It's a wonderful surprise ♪
532
00:18:46,803 --> 00:18:50,105
♪ To see your shoes
and your spirits rise ♪
533
00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:51,807
♪ Throwing out your frown ♪
534
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:54,543
♪ Just smiling at the sound
as sleek ♪
535
00:18:54,577 --> 00:18:56,978
♪ As a sheik spinning
round and round ♪
536
00:18:57,013 --> 00:18:58,980
♪ Always take a big bite ♪
537
00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:00,649
♪ It's such a gorgeous sight ♪
538
00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:03,852
♪ To see you eat in the middle
of the night ♪
539
00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:05,620
♪ You can never get enough ♪
540
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,722
♪ Enough of this stuff ♪
541
00:19:07,757 --> 00:19:10,559
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
542
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:13,562
♪ I don't care
if Monday's blue ♪
543
00:19:13,596 --> 00:19:17,399
♪ Tuesday's gray
and Wednesday, too ♪
544
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:20,535
♪ Thursday, I don't care
about you ♪
545
00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:23,505
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
546
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:27,709
♪ Monday, you can fall apart ♪
547
00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:31,246
♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
break my heart ♪
548
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,249
♪ Thursday doesn't even start ♪
549
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:37,252
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
550
00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:40,188
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh... ♪
551
00:19:40,223 --> 00:19:44,059
♪ Do-da-do-do-da-do-do ♪
552
00:19:45,962 --> 00:19:49,765
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
553
00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:51,566
♪ Oh, oh ♪
554
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,521
♪ Hey. ♪
555
00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:56,571
Spencer, that was amazing.
556
00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:58,540
And a love song... not what
we would expect from you.
557
00:19:58,574 --> 00:19:59,741
That was a great song,
definitely,
558
00:19:59,776 --> 00:20:00,942
Yeah.
But probably not what we're
559
00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:02,210
looking to do
at the bar mitzvah.
560
00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:03,512
I'd love to see
a new combination, though.
561
00:20:03,546 --> 00:20:05,781
Maybe something with
you and Jane in there.
562
00:20:05,815 --> 00:20:07,215
Maybe Roderick.
563
00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:10,719
Look, fine, I don't care
564
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,721
if you want to throw
other people in the mix
565
00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:14,422
or pick another song,
but I don't think
566
00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:16,758
I should have to sing
with a quitter like Roderick.
567
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,461
I'm not a quitter.
Could've fooled me.
568
00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:21,930
Guys, guys, the point of this
is to band together as a team.
569
00:20:21,964 --> 00:20:23,632
Well, then you might want
to find some people who actually
570
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,300
want to try to be team players.
571
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:27,602
Yeah, and maybe you could
try not being a dick.
572
00:20:31,212 --> 00:20:34,214
Give a warm bar mitzvah welcome
to our little big man.
573
00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:37,684
Mr. Myron Muskovitz!
574
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:39,759
Hello, everyone.
575
00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:44,324
Myron!
576
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,660
Now, we've got a great slate
of entertainers.
577
00:20:46,694 --> 00:20:47,928
I promise you the headliner
578
00:20:47,962 --> 00:20:49,630
is really gonna
knock your socks off.
579
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:51,198
There's also gonna be
a lot of boring speeches
580
00:20:51,232 --> 00:20:53,867
from my relatives,
so be prepared.
581
00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:55,969
But we've got an amazing group
582
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,938
who's gonna kick
the night off right.
583
00:20:57,972 --> 00:21:00,107
The stars of McKinley High...
584
00:21:00,141 --> 00:21:02,342
Rachel Berry
and the New Directions!
585
00:21:02,377 --> 00:21:04,211
And now let's hear it for
586
00:21:04,245 --> 00:21:05,979
Mason McCarthy!
587
00:21:14,422 --> 00:21:16,757
♪ I want to break free ♪
588
00:21:18,993 --> 00:21:21,562
♪ I want to break free ♪
589
00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:24,698
♪ I want to break free ♪
590
00:21:24,732 --> 00:21:27,234
♪ From your lies,
you're so self-satisfied ♪
591
00:21:27,268 --> 00:21:30,704
♪ I don't need you ♪
592
00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:33,173
♪ I've got to break free ♪
593
00:21:35,677 --> 00:21:37,111
♪ God knows ♪
594
00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:41,248
♪ God knows I want
to break free ♪
595
00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:47,154
♪ I've fallen in love ♪
596
00:21:47,188 --> 00:21:50,157
♪ I've fallen
in love for the first time ♪
597
00:21:50,191 --> 00:21:54,094
♪ And this time I know
it's for real ♪
598
00:21:54,129 --> 00:21:56,997
♪ I've fallen in love ♪
599
00:21:57,932 --> 00:21:59,800
♪ Yeah ♪
600
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,236
♪ God knows ♪
601
00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:05,606
♪ God knows
I've fallen in love ♪
602
00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:11,245
♪ It's strange, but it's true ♪
603
00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:13,080
♪ Yeah ♪
604
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,749
♪ I can't get over the way
you love me like you do ♪
605
00:22:15,784 --> 00:22:17,951
♪ But I have to be sure ♪
606
00:22:17,986 --> 00:22:20,287
♪ When I walk out that door ♪
607
00:22:20,321 --> 00:22:24,158
♪ Oh, how I want
to be free, baby ♪
608
00:22:24,192 --> 00:22:28,295
♪ Oh, how I want to be free ♪
609
00:22:28,329 --> 00:22:33,267
♪ Oh, how I want to break free ♪
610
00:22:33,301 --> 00:22:35,569
♪ But life still goes on ♪
611
00:22:37,539 --> 00:22:39,506
♪ I can't get used
to living without ♪
612
00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:41,875
♪ Living without,
living without you ♪
613
00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:45,112
♪ By my side ♪
614
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:48,015
♪ I don't want to live alone ♪
615
00:22:48,049 --> 00:22:50,050
♪ Hey ♪
616
00:22:50,085 --> 00:22:52,720
♪ God knows ♪
617
00:22:52,754 --> 00:22:55,889
♪ Got to make it on my own ♪
618
00:22:57,559 --> 00:23:01,362
♪ So, baby, can't you see ♪
619
00:23:01,396 --> 00:23:04,798
♪ I've got to break free ♪
620
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:07,868
♪ I've got
to break free ♪
621
00:23:09,404 --> 00:23:12,840
♪ I want to break free ♪
622
00:23:12,874 --> 00:23:15,309
♪ Yeah ♪
623
00:23:15,343 --> 00:23:17,311
♪ I want, I want, I want ♪
624
00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:20,814
♪ I want to break ♪
625
00:23:20,849 --> 00:23:23,217
♪ Free. ♪
626
00:23:30,058 --> 00:23:31,659
Are you serious?
627
00:23:31,693 --> 00:23:32,860
Oh, my God.
628
00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:35,562
That was ridiculously good.
629
00:23:40,302 --> 00:23:42,503
Look, I already know
what you're gonna say.
630
00:23:42,537 --> 00:23:45,239
No, you don't.
631
00:23:45,273 --> 00:23:49,243
Look, Mason, your performance
up there was really moving.
632
00:23:49,277 --> 00:23:51,245
And it reminded me
how gifted you are
633
00:23:51,279 --> 00:23:52,546
and how crazy I've become.
634
00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:54,014
You're not crazy.
635
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,117
Okay, a little nutty.
636
00:23:57,152 --> 00:23:59,353
Look, I'm not gonna lie...
I was terrified and jealous
637
00:23:59,387 --> 00:24:01,355
when I found out you
had an interest in Jane
638
00:24:01,389 --> 00:24:03,357
because I couldn't
stand the fact
639
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:05,459
that I wasn't the only
lady in your life anymore.
640
00:24:05,493 --> 00:24:08,963
But the truth is I'm
actually kind of relieved.
641
00:24:08,997 --> 00:24:11,899
You don't need me
anymore, and...
642
00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:13,601
though maybe you
never really did.
643
00:24:13,635 --> 00:24:15,603
I'll always need you, Madison.
644
00:24:15,637 --> 00:24:18,038
I just need a little bit
more room for some other people
645
00:24:18,073 --> 00:24:19,907
so you're not
the only person in my life.
646
00:24:19,941 --> 00:24:22,910
I'm just so used to
taking care of you.
647
00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:24,545
And looking after you.
648
00:24:24,579 --> 00:24:26,280
And it's not really
because I wanted to,
649
00:24:26,314 --> 00:24:28,282
but because I-I
felt like I had to.
650
00:24:28,316 --> 00:24:31,585
You know I'm a better person
because of you.
651
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:33,587
Yeah.
652
00:24:33,622 --> 00:24:36,102
Well, I'm a better
person because of you.
653
00:24:40,862 --> 00:24:43,163
Okay.
654
00:24:43,198 --> 00:24:46,166
Okay, but I'm just gonna say
it... Jane is a total stage hog.
655
00:24:46,201 --> 00:24:47,334
- Madison.
- Well, she is.
656
00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:48,849
- Come on.
- She is.
657
00:24:51,862 --> 00:24:54,548
Oh, my God! Help me!
Somebody help me!
658
00:24:54,582 --> 00:24:56,850
- Help, Sue, help me!
- Sue, what's wrong?
659
00:24:56,885 --> 00:24:59,119
Ugh, Myron's hair and makeup
were in peak condition,
660
00:24:59,154 --> 00:25:01,555
so he got into his
stage pod early.
661
00:25:01,590 --> 00:25:03,430
- Wait, is he trapped in there?
- Yes.
662
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,426
Sue, get me out of here!
663
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,561
I go on in five minutes!
664
00:25:07,596 --> 00:25:09,730
The rope's stuck in
that pulley... it's not budging.
665
00:25:09,764 --> 00:25:12,032
Okay, postmodern gay,
use those shapely thighs
666
00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:14,301
to wiggle up this rope
and get that thing down.
667
00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:17,037
- Forget it, Sue. - Oh, come on,
what are you protesting now?
668
00:25:17,072 --> 00:25:19,073
There's only one man
for the job.
669
00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:23,077
What are you doing?
670
00:25:23,111 --> 00:25:24,778
Look, I know I was
a dick before,
671
00:25:24,813 --> 00:25:26,113
but I was the wrong
kind of dick,
672
00:25:26,147 --> 00:25:28,282
and this time, I'm being
the right kind of dick.
673
00:25:28,316 --> 00:25:29,817
And I'm telling you
that you can do this.
674
00:25:29,851 --> 00:25:30,951
Can't we just get a ladder?
675
00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:31,952
There's got to be one
in here somewhere.
676
00:25:31,987 --> 00:25:34,467
No, Roderick can do it.
677
00:25:36,291 --> 00:25:38,259
Okay, Roderick,
time to man up.
678
00:25:40,595 --> 00:25:42,563
Oh, what the hell?
679
00:25:42,597 --> 00:25:44,431
Give me those gloves.
680
00:25:44,466 --> 00:25:47,067
Do it, do it, do it,
681
00:25:47,102 --> 00:25:49,603
do it, do it.
682
00:25:49,638 --> 00:25:51,572
Well, Spencer's got my back.
683
00:25:51,606 --> 00:25:53,574
Do it, do it.
684
00:25:53,608 --> 00:25:56,443
I guess I can do this.
685
00:25:56,478 --> 00:26:00,180
Do it, do it, do it, do it...
686
00:26:05,153 --> 00:26:06,820
You got it.
687
00:26:06,855 --> 00:26:07,855
Come on.
688
00:26:07,856 --> 00:26:08,856
Oh!
Whoa!
689
00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:09,890
Hang in there, man!
690
00:26:09,891 --> 00:26:10,991
Come on, buddy!
691
00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:13,260
All right, Roderick,
692
00:26:13,295 --> 00:26:14,335
do this for the team.
693
00:26:16,197 --> 00:26:18,165
Almost there. Keep going.
694
00:26:18,199 --> 00:26:21,001
Just a little further.
695
00:26:21,036 --> 00:26:23,170
Yeah, all right, buddy,
all right.
696
00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:36,450
You did it.
697
00:26:37,619 --> 00:26:38,953
I can't believe I did that.
698
00:26:38,987 --> 00:26:40,955
In emergencies,
699
00:26:40,989 --> 00:26:42,690
even babies can lift cars.
700
00:26:46,361 --> 00:26:48,329
I think I pooped myself.
701
00:26:48,363 --> 00:26:51,799
I think I freakin' pooped
myself, Sue. I can't go on.
702
00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,635
My future ride, Mr. Reinbeck,
is out there waiting for me.
703
00:26:54,669 --> 00:26:57,171
Do you not get
how important this is?!
704
00:26:57,205 --> 00:26:58,572
Kitty, get me a fist full
of butt wipes,
705
00:26:58,607 --> 00:27:00,875
and, uh, how about a soupçon
of gummy bears?
706
00:27:00,909 --> 00:27:01,909
How does that sound?
707
00:27:01,910 --> 00:27:03,310
But I'm supposed to be onstage.
708
00:27:03,345 --> 00:27:04,311
Don't worry, we'll stall them.
709
00:27:04,346 --> 00:27:05,713
Spencer, Jane, come on.
710
00:27:05,747 --> 00:27:07,214
And Roderick...
You guys with me?
711
00:27:07,249 --> 00:27:08,382
Sure.
712
00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:09,917
Yeah, we're with you.
713
00:27:19,594 --> 00:27:21,354
♪ This hit,
that ice cold ♪
714
00:27:21,363 --> 00:27:23,530
♪ Michelle Pfeiffer,
that white gold ♪
715
00:27:23,565 --> 00:27:25,766
♪ This one
for them hood girls ♪
716
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,902
♪ Them good girls,
straight masterpieces ♪
717
00:27:27,936 --> 00:27:29,904
♪ Stylin', while in ♪
718
00:27:29,938 --> 00:27:31,572
♪ Livin' it up in the city ♪
719
00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:33,941
♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪
720
00:27:33,975 --> 00:27:36,110
♪ Gotta kiss myself
I'm so pretty ♪
721
00:27:36,144 --> 00:27:37,944
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
722
00:27:37,946 --> 00:27:40,047
♪ Called a police
and a fireman ♪
723
00:27:40,081 --> 00:27:42,016
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
724
00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:44,285
♪ Make a dragon want
to retire, man ♪
725
00:27:44,319 --> 00:27:46,453
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
726
00:27:46,488 --> 00:27:48,622
♪ Say my name,
you know who I am ♪
727
00:27:48,657 --> 00:27:50,457
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
728
00:27:50,492 --> 00:27:53,227
♪ Am I bad about that money?
Break it down ♪
729
00:27:53,261 --> 00:27:55,196
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
730
00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:57,264
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
731
00:27:57,299 --> 00:27:59,199
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
732
00:27:59,234 --> 00:28:01,535
♪ 'Cause uptown funk gonna
give it to ya ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
733
00:28:01,570 --> 00:28:03,210
♪ 'Cause uptown funk
gonna give it to ya ♪
734
00:28:03,238 --> 00:28:05,039
♪ 'Cause uptown funk gonna
give it to ya ♪
735
00:28:05,073 --> 00:28:06,993
♪ Saturday night
and we in the spot ♪
736
00:28:07,008 --> 00:28:09,143
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
737
00:28:09,177 --> 00:28:11,178
♪ Come on ♪
738
00:28:13,748 --> 00:28:15,216
♪ Ooh-ah ♪
739
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,718
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
740
00:28:17,752 --> 00:28:20,120
♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪
741
00:28:20,155 --> 00:28:22,389
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
742
00:28:22,424 --> 00:28:24,625
♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪
743
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,760
♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh ♪
744
00:28:30,265 --> 00:28:32,466
♪ Before we leave ♪
745
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:35,302
♪ Let me tell y'all
a little something ♪
746
00:28:35,337 --> 00:28:36,604
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
747
00:28:36,638 --> 00:28:38,239
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
748
00:28:38,273 --> 00:28:40,641
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
749
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:42,343
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
750
00:28:42,377 --> 00:28:44,678
♪ Come on, dance,
jump on it ♪
751
00:28:44,713 --> 00:28:46,680
♪ If you sexy, then flaunt it ♪
752
00:28:46,715 --> 00:28:49,149
♪ Well, it's Saturday night,
and we in the spot ♪
753
00:28:49,184 --> 00:28:50,851
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
754
00:28:50,885 --> 00:28:52,353
♪ Come on ♪
755
00:28:57,559 --> 00:28:59,660
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
756
00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,829
♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪
757
00:29:01,863 --> 00:29:04,198
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
758
00:29:04,232 --> 00:29:05,933
♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪
759
00:29:05,967 --> 00:29:08,168
♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh ♪
760
00:29:08,203 --> 00:29:10,471
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
♪ Come on ♪
761
00:29:10,505 --> 00:29:11,672
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
762
00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:14,174
♪ Say what? ♪
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
763
00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:15,776
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
764
00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:18,512
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
765
00:29:18,546 --> 00:29:20,681
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
766
00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:22,316
♪ Say what? ♪
♪ Uptown funk you up ♪
767
00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:24,818
♪ Uptown funk you up, ow! ♪
768
00:29:33,430 --> 00:29:35,287
Five, six, seven, eight.
769
00:29:35,288 --> 00:29:36,355
Step together.
770
00:29:36,389 --> 00:29:37,689
Pivot, pivot
771
00:29:37,724 --> 00:29:39,024
and point.
772
00:29:39,058 --> 00:29:40,425
Sheldon, you nailed it.
773
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:42,060
Sam, you turned
the wrong way again.
774
00:29:42,095 --> 00:29:43,529
No, I think you guys turned
the wrong way.
775
00:29:43,563 --> 00:29:44,897
Sue, where are you going?
776
00:29:44,931 --> 00:29:47,032
That's it... I'm done.
Good night.
777
00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:49,034
No, no, hang in there, hang
in there... you've almost got it.
778
00:29:49,068 --> 00:29:50,369
Hey, as the poet once said...
779
00:29:50,403 --> 00:29:52,271
"Fake it till you make it."
780
00:29:52,305 --> 00:29:54,706
William, in the name
of all that is sacred,
781
00:29:54,741 --> 00:29:57,242
for once in your life,
please, just stop talking.
782
00:29:57,277 --> 00:29:59,757
I don't care about heel
steps or point turns.
783
00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:02,581
Or old-timey sayings found
on grandmas' sweatshirts.
784
00:30:02,615 --> 00:30:04,116
And why are you even still here?
785
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,851
You don't even work
at this school.
786
00:30:05,885 --> 00:30:07,286
You asked me to help.
787
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,888
Excuse me...
You asked all of us.
788
00:30:09,923 --> 00:30:12,858
Shut up, Dreidel. This is
between Butt Chin and me.
789
00:30:12,892 --> 00:30:16,361
So why are you the Pied
Piper of lost causes, huh?
790
00:30:16,396 --> 00:30:19,865
And why on earth do these
idiots think so highly of you
791
00:30:19,899 --> 00:30:22,467
when you've done absolutely
nothing for their lives
792
00:30:22,502 --> 00:30:23,936
except make it worse?
793
00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:26,939
I secured you a dream
job at Vocal Adrenaline,
794
00:30:26,973 --> 00:30:29,408
one of the best show
choirs in America.
795
00:30:29,442 --> 00:30:32,878
And within minutes,
you screwed that up.
796
00:30:32,912 --> 00:30:35,080
And now you're back,
skulking the hallways
797
00:30:35,114 --> 00:30:37,783
with your aw-shucks,
reach-for-the-stars attitude,
798
00:30:37,817 --> 00:30:40,252
and it will not stand.
799
00:30:40,286 --> 00:30:41,920
Susie Q.
800
00:30:41,955 --> 00:30:43,121
May I call you Susie Q?
801
00:30:43,156 --> 00:30:44,456
No, you may not.
802
00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:46,250
The superintendent got you
into this, not me.
803
00:30:46,259 --> 00:30:47,659
So why aren't you
going after him?
804
00:30:47,694 --> 00:30:49,628
Oh, that's right.
805
00:30:49,662 --> 00:30:52,631
You still have a little
crush on old Bob, don't you?
806
00:30:52,665 --> 00:30:54,933
You're thinking if you play your
cards right, you just might get
807
00:30:54,968 --> 00:30:57,002
a date with a guy
who once mistook you for a man.
808
00:30:57,036 --> 00:30:58,904
Ah, that's really sad, Susie Q.
809
00:30:58,938 --> 00:30:59,938
Even for you.
810
00:30:59,973 --> 00:31:01,573
How dare you.
811
00:31:01,608 --> 00:31:03,342
Oh, by the way,
812
00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:05,177
hope you're enjoying
my Axe body spray.
813
00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,745
It's a new scent called.
814
00:31:06,779 --> 00:31:10,015
"This woman standing next to me
is clearly losing her mind."
815
00:31:10,049 --> 00:31:13,418
We should just head back over
this way; maybe a Zantac...
816
00:31:13,453 --> 00:31:15,487
All right, let's, uh,
let's go from the top, guys.
817
00:31:22,795 --> 00:31:25,163
Stop it.
You're hurting him.
818
00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:27,199
Is something, uh, wrong?
819
00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:29,935
No, we're just rehearsing.
820
00:31:29,969 --> 00:31:31,436
Ah.
821
00:31:31,471 --> 00:31:32,938
Yeah, well, let's get
to the stage, people.
822
00:31:32,972 --> 00:31:33,972
It's showtime.
823
00:31:34,007 --> 00:31:35,007
Yeah!
824
00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:42,347
What are you
doing in here?
825
00:31:42,382 --> 00:31:44,950
Playing a ukulele.
826
00:31:44,984 --> 00:31:48,654
I like to jam out on my uke
sometimes to the classics.
827
00:31:48,688 --> 00:31:52,624
So you just happened to be
in here hoping that I'd walk by.
828
00:31:52,659 --> 00:31:54,793
No, Roderick told me
about the bar mitzvah.
829
00:31:54,827 --> 00:31:56,228
Mmm. He said that
you'd be performing,
830
00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:58,063
and that I wouldn't
want to miss it.
831
00:31:58,097 --> 00:32:00,465
And, man, was he right.
832
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,968
Oh, wait, you were
in there watching?
833
00:32:03,002 --> 00:32:04,903
Oh, yes. Yes, I was.
834
00:32:04,938 --> 00:32:08,207
You got some moves,
Varsity Blues.
835
00:32:08,241 --> 00:32:11,076
But actually I wanted a chance
to say sorry for ignoring you.
836
00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:14,580
Maybe I didn't get the best
first impression of you.
837
00:32:14,614 --> 00:32:17,583
Roderick told me about
how you stood up for him.
838
00:32:17,617 --> 00:32:19,585
How you always had his back.
839
00:32:19,619 --> 00:32:21,753
And, well, that was really
cool of you, Spencer.
840
00:32:21,788 --> 00:32:26,558
I got a feeling that underneath
all that macho snark,
841
00:32:26,593 --> 00:32:28,994
you're a pretty sweet
guy on the inside.
842
00:32:29,028 --> 00:32:31,663
Plus, on the outside,
you're smoking hot.
843
00:32:31,698 --> 00:32:33,499
I mean, like, I'm not blind.
844
00:32:33,533 --> 00:32:35,767
You're, like, ridiculously hot.
845
00:32:35,802 --> 00:32:38,403
You know, we still need
people for the glee club
846
00:32:38,438 --> 00:32:39,538
if you're interested.
847
00:32:39,572 --> 00:32:41,273
In the glee club?
Mm-hmm.
848
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:43,242
Uh, I don't know.
849
00:32:43,276 --> 00:32:44,943
I mean, I might be
kind of a loser,
850
00:32:44,978 --> 00:32:46,418
but am I really that
much of a loser?
851
00:32:46,446 --> 00:32:48,747
I'm gonna say yes.
852
00:32:48,782 --> 00:32:50,783
Well, you're gonna have to
work on that sales pitch
853
00:32:50,817 --> 00:32:52,057
if you really...
854
00:32:59,459 --> 00:33:00,859
And sold.
855
00:33:03,062 --> 00:33:04,596
Places, people!
856
00:33:04,631 --> 00:33:07,266
Well, according to
my doomsday watch,
857
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:09,835
it's preciously one
minute before midnight.
858
00:33:09,869 --> 00:33:12,871
The final chapter
of World War Glee.
859
00:33:12,906 --> 00:33:15,574
And it all begins
when I trip you onstage.
860
00:33:15,608 --> 00:33:16,942
You're gonna fall on your butt
861
00:33:16,976 --> 00:33:19,077
in front of a bunch
of 13-year-olds.
862
00:33:19,112 --> 00:33:20,879
You wouldn't dare.
863
00:33:20,914 --> 00:33:22,714
Wouldn't I?
864
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:30,789
♪ If you want it ♪
865
00:33:30,824 --> 00:33:33,725
♪ Take it ♪
866
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,961
♪ I should've said it before ♪
867
00:33:35,995 --> 00:33:38,430
♪ Try to hide it ♪
868
00:33:38,465 --> 00:33:40,632
♪ Fake it ♪
869
00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:43,502
♪ I can't pretend anymore ♪
870
00:33:44,871 --> 00:33:47,906
♪ I only want to die alive ♪
871
00:33:47,941 --> 00:33:51,777
♪ Never by the hands
of a broken heart ♪
872
00:33:51,811 --> 00:33:55,447
♪ I don't want to hear you
lie tonight ♪
873
00:33:55,482 --> 00:33:59,818
♪ Now that I've become
who I really are ♪
874
00:33:59,853 --> 00:34:02,421
♪ This is the part ♪
875
00:34:02,455 --> 00:34:04,790
♪ When I say I don't want you ♪
876
00:34:04,824 --> 00:34:07,292
♪ I'm stronger
than I been before ♪
877
00:34:07,327 --> 00:34:08,827
♪ This is ♪
878
00:34:08,862 --> 00:34:10,362
♪ The part ♪
879
00:34:10,397 --> 00:34:11,930
♪ When I break free ♪
880
00:34:11,965 --> 00:34:14,099
♪ 'Cause I can't resist
it no more ♪
881
00:34:14,134 --> 00:34:15,934
♪ This is ♪
882
00:34:15,969 --> 00:34:17,936
♪ The part ♪
883
00:34:17,971 --> 00:34:19,838
♪ When I say I don't want you ♪
884
00:34:19,873 --> 00:34:22,374
♪ I'm stronger
than I been before ♪
885
00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:23,709
♪ This is ♪
886
00:34:23,743 --> 00:34:25,210
♪ The part ♪
887
00:34:25,245 --> 00:34:26,979
♪ When I break free ♪
888
00:34:27,013 --> 00:34:30,382
♪ 'Cause I can't resist it
no more ♪
889
00:34:35,555 --> 00:34:37,389
♪ You were better ♪
890
00:34:37,424 --> 00:34:40,192
♪ Deeper ♪
891
00:34:40,226 --> 00:34:42,728
♪ I was under your spell ♪
892
00:34:42,762 --> 00:34:46,065
♪ Like a deadly fever ♪
893
00:34:46,099 --> 00:34:47,833
♪ Yeah, babe ♪
894
00:34:47,867 --> 00:34:51,337
♪ On a highway to hell ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
895
00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:54,340
♪ I only want to die alive ♪
896
00:34:54,374 --> 00:34:59,044
♪ Never by the hands
of a broken heart ♪
897
00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:02,147
♪ I don't want to hear you
lie tonight ♪
898
00:35:02,182 --> 00:35:06,518
♪ Now that I've become
who I really are ♪
899
00:35:06,553 --> 00:35:08,988
♪ This is the part ♪
900
00:35:09,022 --> 00:35:11,190
♪ When I say I don't want you ♪
901
00:35:11,224 --> 00:35:13,926
♪ I'm stronger
than I been before ♪
902
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,594
♪ This is ♪
903
00:35:15,628 --> 00:35:18,230
♪ The part when I break free ♪
904
00:35:18,264 --> 00:35:21,266
♪ 'Cause I can't resist it
no more ♪
905
00:35:21,301 --> 00:35:23,702
♪ This is the part ♪
906
00:35:23,737 --> 00:35:26,005
♪ When I say
I don't want you ♪
907
00:35:26,039 --> 00:35:28,741
♪ I'm stronger
than I been before ♪
908
00:35:28,775 --> 00:35:31,243
♪ This is the part ♪
909
00:35:31,278 --> 00:35:33,445
♪ When I break free ♪
910
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,282
♪ 'Cause I can't resist it
no more. ♪
911
00:35:51,556 --> 00:35:53,223
Hey man, do you, uh,
912
00:35:53,257 --> 00:35:54,925
know of any protein supplements
that you like?
913
00:35:54,959 --> 00:35:56,560
You know what, buddy,
skip the supplements
914
00:35:56,594 --> 00:35:57,861
and eat some
organic chicken instead.
915
00:35:57,895 --> 00:35:59,629
You'll thank me for it.
916
00:35:59,664 --> 00:36:02,532
Oh, well, actually, I already
owe you a debt of gratitude.
917
00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:05,035
I've, uh, started working out
and eating better.
918
00:36:05,069 --> 00:36:08,705
I still sneak a few Cheetos
before bed sometimes,
919
00:36:08,739 --> 00:36:10,574
but I actually feel
really great.
920
00:36:10,608 --> 00:36:12,909
And you had my back
and you challenged me
921
00:36:12,944 --> 00:36:15,312
to make some important changes,
so thank you.
922
00:36:15,346 --> 00:36:17,047
That's awesome, buddy.
923
00:36:17,081 --> 00:36:18,215
Glad I could help.
924
00:36:18,249 --> 00:36:19,916
Uh, sorry, but I got to run.
925
00:36:19,951 --> 00:36:21,618
Oh, yeah.
926
00:36:21,652 --> 00:36:23,553
I heard you're hanging out
with a certain someone.
927
00:36:23,588 --> 00:36:25,628
Yeah, Alistair and I
are finally going out.
928
00:36:25,656 --> 00:36:27,657
He's amazing.
929
00:36:27,692 --> 00:36:30,460
He's the first guy I've ever met
who actually makes me nervous.
930
00:36:30,495 --> 00:36:32,429
I really like him.
931
00:36:32,463 --> 00:36:33,997
I hope I don't screw it up.
932
00:36:34,031 --> 00:36:35,699
Yeah, I hope you don't, either.
933
00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:38,068
Let me
help you with these.
934
00:36:38,102 --> 00:36:39,569
Organize a little bit.
935
00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:42,105
Oh, Myron, hi!
Are you here to thank us
936
00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:43,407
for throwing you the
greatest bar mitzvah
937
00:36:43,441 --> 00:36:44,474
in the entire world?
938
00:36:44,509 --> 00:36:45,675
Because a note would've
been sufficient.
939
00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:46,743
Um, these words
940
00:36:46,778 --> 00:36:48,078
are like poison on my tongue.
941
00:36:48,112 --> 00:36:50,592
Myron Muskovitz is
the newest student
942
00:36:50,615 --> 00:36:52,182
here at McKinley High,
943
00:36:52,216 --> 00:36:54,451
and he would like to join
the glee club.
944
00:36:54,485 --> 00:36:56,019
You're not my mother!
945
00:36:56,053 --> 00:36:57,293
You don't have to speak for me!
946
00:36:57,321 --> 00:36:58,455
Now get me my inhaler!
947
00:37:02,326 --> 00:37:03,493
Ow!
948
00:37:03,528 --> 00:37:05,095
Hey, come back here!
949
00:37:05,129 --> 00:37:06,430
Don't touch the piano!
950
00:37:08,533 --> 00:37:10,333
Wait, Sue, how-how is this
even possible?
951
00:37:10,368 --> 00:37:11,768
Myron's 13 years old.
952
00:37:11,803 --> 00:37:13,670
Well, that's a very valid point,
William,
953
00:37:13,704 --> 00:37:16,640
and it's one I made
rather convincingly, I thought,
954
00:37:16,674 --> 00:37:19,609
and, uh, Superintendent Harris
chose to ignore it.
955
00:37:19,644 --> 00:37:22,379
Instead, he strong-armed Myron's
middle school principal
956
00:37:22,413 --> 00:37:23,780
into submitting a petition
957
00:37:23,815 --> 00:37:26,149
to the school board
stating that Myron
958
00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:27,884
is so prodigiously talented
959
00:37:27,919 --> 00:37:30,353
that the junior high environment
960
00:37:30,388 --> 00:37:32,622
was no longer suited to him.
961
00:37:32,657 --> 00:37:34,658
Wait, so what you're saying
is that the glee club just got
962
00:37:34,692 --> 00:37:36,492
a brand-new, highly talented
singer and dancer
963
00:37:36,494 --> 00:37:38,528
who happens to be a member
of the superintendent's family?
964
00:37:38,563 --> 00:37:40,697
Wow, Sue, that has got to burn.
965
00:37:40,732 --> 00:37:44,334
It is my Dunkirk, William.
966
00:37:45,770 --> 00:37:47,637
But it is just the first battle
967
00:37:47,672 --> 00:37:50,173
of the great war
to end all wars.
968
00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:52,042
- Hmm.
- And in the words
969
00:37:52,076 --> 00:37:53,596
of a former
vice presidential candidate
970
00:37:53,611 --> 00:37:56,346
and my personal Lamaze coach,
971
00:37:56,381 --> 00:37:57,848
"I do not retreat."
972
00:38:01,252 --> 00:38:03,220
"I reload."
973
00:38:03,254 --> 00:38:05,222
You gonna jump at me again, Sue?
974
00:38:05,256 --> 00:38:07,657
I just might.
975
00:38:07,692 --> 00:38:09,359
And then again, I might not.
976
00:38:13,197 --> 00:38:14,898
I had a plan.
977
00:38:14,932 --> 00:38:16,733
Make this school the best
in the state,
978
00:38:16,768 --> 00:38:18,235
cement my reputation
979
00:38:18,269 --> 00:38:19,936
as the greatest educator
since Mao,
980
00:38:19,971 --> 00:38:21,505
and then ride off
into the sunset
981
00:38:21,539 --> 00:38:22,906
on the back of one of the five
982
00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:24,940
remaining black rhinos
on the planet.
983
00:38:24,942 --> 00:38:27,911
Instead, well, I find myself
right back where I began,
984
00:38:27,945 --> 00:38:30,047
with a singular,
unwavering mission.
985
00:38:30,081 --> 00:38:31,882
I thought I had decapitated
986
00:38:31,916 --> 00:38:34,918
that glee club,
lanced it like a genital wart,
987
00:38:34,952 --> 00:38:38,822
but it has emerged once again
from its feculent roots.
988
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:44,795
And so here we are.
989
00:38:44,829 --> 00:38:47,798
I will spend the last few weeks
of my professional life
990
00:38:47,832 --> 00:38:51,068
fulfilling what I now know
is my destiny.
991
00:38:51,102 --> 00:38:53,637
This may kill me in the end.
I may not survive
992
00:38:53,671 --> 00:38:56,306
one last charge unto the breach,
993
00:38:56,341 --> 00:38:58,108
dear friends,
but I swear to you,
994
00:38:58,142 --> 00:38:59,543
oh, pretend people
995
00:38:59,577 --> 00:39:01,144
that I'm speaking to in my head
996
00:39:01,179 --> 00:39:02,479
and are very impressed with me,
997
00:39:02,513 --> 00:39:05,048
I will be the last man standing.
998
00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:07,384
As the great Khan once said
999
00:39:07,418 --> 00:39:09,653
to Captain James T. Kirk,
1000
00:39:09,687 --> 00:39:12,990
"From hell's heart
I stab at thee, William."
1001
00:39:13,024 --> 00:39:16,727
They can bury me in this
hurt locker if they want to,
1002
00:39:16,761 --> 00:39:19,096
but you
and your entire glee club
1003
00:39:19,130 --> 00:39:22,799
are going to be buried in here
with me.
1004
00:39:22,834 --> 00:39:24,234
Junior high's small potatoes.
1005
00:39:24,268 --> 00:39:25,702
I can see that now.
1006
00:39:28,673 --> 00:39:31,508
But I'll never forget
you lending me your panties
1007
00:39:31,542 --> 00:39:33,243
after I soiled myself
in that pod.
1008
00:39:33,277 --> 00:39:34,678
Here.
1009
00:39:34,712 --> 00:39:36,613
You deserve it.
1010
00:39:36,648 --> 00:39:38,749
I don't even care if this is
some weird blood diamond money.
1011
00:39:38,783 --> 00:39:39,916
I do deserve it.
1012
00:39:39,951 --> 00:39:41,351
Stick with me, sweetheart,
1013
00:39:41,386 --> 00:39:43,086
and I'll make sure
you never go hungry.
1014
00:39:43,121 --> 00:39:44,821
How about a little sugar?
1015
00:39:44,856 --> 00:39:48,759
Uh, that's a hard no on the
kiss, but keep the cash coming,
1016
00:39:48,793 --> 00:39:50,327
and you'll always have a friend
in Glee Club,
1017
00:39:50,361 --> 00:39:51,495
and trust me, kid,
1018
00:39:51,529 --> 00:39:53,397
you're gonna need one.
1019
00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:57,868
The New Directions' luck
has officially changed.
1020
00:39:57,902 --> 00:39:59,202
I can feel it.
1021
00:39:59,237 --> 00:40:00,704
Now with Alistair
1022
00:40:00,738 --> 00:40:02,606
and Myron in the club,
we have eight members,
1023
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,120
which means we're more
than halfway there.
1024
00:40:06,377 --> 00:40:07,945
Every year, there's gonna be
new kids in there.
1025
00:40:07,979 --> 00:40:09,713
Some kids that will disappear,
1026
00:40:09,747 --> 00:40:11,949
some kids that touch your life
more than others.
1027
00:40:11,983 --> 00:40:15,052
You just have to do your best,
hope to make a difference.
1028
00:40:15,086 --> 00:40:17,321
Well, you made
a difference with me.
1029
00:40:17,355 --> 00:40:19,056
And you with me.
1030
00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:20,991
No, I-I'm serious, Rachel.
1031
00:40:21,025 --> 00:40:23,527
Sometimes I can't help
but look at you
1032
00:40:23,561 --> 00:40:26,063
the way I did
when I first met you, but...
1033
00:40:26,097 --> 00:40:28,498
you've evolved into
a very intelligent young woman.
1034
00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:31,401
And I am so excited
to be coworkers with you.
1035
00:40:31,436 --> 00:40:33,036
Nothing makes me happier.
1036
00:40:33,071 --> 00:40:36,039
Me, too.
1037
00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:39,209
All right, let's go to work.
1038
00:40:45,183 --> 00:40:49,186
♪ She sees them walking
in a straight line ♪
1039
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:51,221
♪ That's not really her style ♪
1040
00:40:53,191 --> 00:40:55,993
♪ And they all got
the same heartbeat ♪
1041
00:40:56,027 --> 00:40:58,695
♪ But hers is falling behind ♪
1042
00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:02,933
♪ Nothing in this world could ♪
1043
00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:05,802
♪ Ever bring them down ♪
1044
00:41:08,806 --> 00:41:10,707
♪ Yeah, they're invincible ♪
1045
00:41:10,742 --> 00:41:13,277
♪ And she's just
in the background ♪
1046
00:41:14,946 --> 00:41:16,847
♪ And she says ♪
1047
00:41:16,881 --> 00:41:20,083
♪ I wish that I could be
like the cool kids ♪
1048
00:41:20,118 --> 00:41:21,952
♪ 'Cause all the cool kids ♪
1049
00:41:21,986 --> 00:41:23,854
♪ They seem to fit in ♪
1050
00:41:23,888 --> 00:41:27,624
♪ I wish that I could be
like the cool kids ♪
1051
00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:30,294
♪ Like the cools kids ♪
1052
00:41:37,902 --> 00:41:40,437
♪ He sees them talking
with a big smile ♪
1053
00:41:40,471 --> 00:41:42,873
♪ But they haven't got a clue ♪
1054
00:41:45,143 --> 00:41:47,778
♪ Yet they're living
the good life ♪
1055
00:41:47,812 --> 00:41:50,314
♪ Can't see what he
is going through ♪
1056
00:41:52,283 --> 00:41:55,285
♪ They're driving fast cars ♪
1057
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,088
♪ But they don't know
where they're going ♪
1058
00:42:00,191 --> 00:42:02,659
♪ In the fast lane ♪
1059
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:06,563
♪ Living life without knowing ♪
1060
00:42:06,598 --> 00:42:08,098
♪ And he says ♪
1061
00:42:08,132 --> 00:42:12,102
♪ I wish that I could be like
the cool kids ♪
1062
00:42:12,136 --> 00:42:15,439
♪ 'Cause all the cool kids,
they seem to fit in ♪
1063
00:42:15,473 --> 00:42:19,409
♪ I wish that I could be
like the cool kids ♪
1064
00:42:19,444 --> 00:42:22,512
♪ Like the cool kids ♪
1065
00:42:22,547 --> 00:42:26,683
♪ I wish that I could be
like the cool kids ♪
1066
00:42:26,718 --> 00:42:30,153
♪ 'Cause all the cool kids,
they seem to fit in ♪
1067
00:42:30,188 --> 00:42:34,191
♪ I wish that I could be
like the cool kids ♪
1068
00:42:34,225 --> 00:42:36,293
♪ Like the cool kids ♪
1069
00:42:37,795 --> 00:42:39,630
♪ I wish that I could be ♪
1070
00:42:39,664 --> 00:42:41,365
♪ Like the cool kids ♪
1071
00:42:41,399 --> 00:42:43,133
♪ 'Cause all the cool kids ♪
1072
00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:44,935
♪ They seem to get it ♪
1073
00:42:44,969 --> 00:42:48,805
♪ I wish that I could be
like the cool kids ♪
1074
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,375
♪ Like the cool kids ♪
1075
00:42:56,214 --> 00:42:57,814
♪ Like the cool kids. ♪
1076
00:42:59,363 --> 00:43:03,624
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