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So here's what you missed
on Glee...
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Consider this the opening salvo
of World War Sue.
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I'm asking you for your help
to destroy the Glee Club.
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I will not stop
until your little Glee Club
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is annihilated into oblivion.
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I swear to sweet holy Satan
I will end you.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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All right, let's see what
you guys have been working on.
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Oh, whoa ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ We're a thousand miles
from comfort ♪
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♪ We have traveled
land and sea ♪
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♪ But as long
as you are with me ♪
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♪ There's no place
I'd rather be ♪
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♪ I will wait forever ♪
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♪ Exalted in the scene ♪
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♪ As long as I am with you ♪
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♪ My heart continues to beat ♪
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♪ With every step I take ♪
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♪ Kyoto to the Bay,
strolling so casually ♪
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♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
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♪ We're different and the same ♪
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♪ Gave you another name ♪
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♪ Switch up the batteries ♪
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♪ If you gave me a chance,
I would take it ♪
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♪ It's a shot in the dark,
but I'll make it ♪
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♪ Know with all of your heart
you can't shake me ♪
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♪ When I am with you,
there's no place I'd rather be ♪
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♪ No, no, no,
no place I'd rather be ♪
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♪ When I am with you,
there's no place ♪
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♪ I'd rather be ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Be ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ If you gave me a chance,
I would take it ♪
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♪ It's a shot in the dark,
but I'll make it ♪
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♪ Know with all of your heart
you can't shake me ♪
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♪ When I am with you,
there's no place I'd rather be ♪
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♪ Be... ♪
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♪ No place I'd rather be ♪
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♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ No place I'd rather be ♪
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♪ When I am with you ♪
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♪ There's no place
I'd rather be. ♪
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All right!
Great job, guys.
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That was really impressive.
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Thank you so much.
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Okay, now I know you guys
probably still have
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vacation brain, but any pointers
would really help us out.
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Guys, thoughts?
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What is going on with you, guys?
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There was a fire at Dalton.
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It burned to the ground.
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There's nothing left.
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Academy's gone.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Thank you, everyone, for coming
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to this emergency
Glee Club meeting.
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Now, as I'm sure everyone
in this room is aware of by now,
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Dalton Academy has burned
to the ground.
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Now, I've gathered you all
here today because Blaine, Kurt
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and myself have
been talking and...
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although just a moment ago,
we could only see
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the Warblers as our competition,
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now it's time for us to see them
as a friend and ally.
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We have made the decision
to make some lemonade
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out of these lemons
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and join together
as a show choir super group.
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This is an opportunity
for all of us.
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We need them just as much
as they need us.
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Where's Rachel?
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Shouldn't she be here for this?
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Uh, she is in New York
on some business,
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but she'll be back soon.
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But she is totally on board
with this plan.
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Well, okay.
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Thank you so much, Mr.
Schuester, for your generosity.
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It is in times like these that
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we can find comfort in the
kindness of our friends.
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It's gonna be a challenge
for all of us to move forward,
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but I know that we can do this.
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And I think it's so awesome
that the Warblers' passion
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for show choir is
stronger than ever,
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'cause we're really
gonna need that strength
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and commitment to not only
win sectionals,
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but to take it all the way
to nationals this year!
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Come on, guys!
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Yeah!
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I'm sorry,
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but the aroma of overly
dry-cleaned polyester uniforms
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just wafted into my office
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and up my extremely
sensitive nose.
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And I can see why now.
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The Glee Club is hosting
the Lima Gay Men's Chorus.
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- Oh, no, she didn't!
- Sue...
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you know very well that
these are the Warblers.
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They're at McKinley now.
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They're part
of the New Directions!
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Oh, they most certainly are not.
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And they're going to take their
freshly scrubbed cherubic faces
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and get the hell
out of my school.
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They're staying, Sue.
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I've already cleared it
with the superintendent.
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How dare you go over my head!
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Well, I will just have
to get it un-cleared
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with Senate Majority
Leader Mitch McConnell,
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who I met recently
on the Cayman Islands
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at a leadership retreat
and turtle hunt.
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He's also a priority contact
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on my brand-new
cutting-edge Apple Watch.
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Now, fly away, Warblers.
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Don't listen to her. Stay.
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Leave!
Stay!
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There's a good chance
we won't be rehearsing today.
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Make no mistake, William.
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When the final bell tolls,
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I will have plucked
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every Warbler feather
out of this school.
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Doomsday has arrived.
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Bring it, Suzy Q.
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Don't call me that.
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- Suzy Q.
- Stop it.
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Suzy Q.
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What's the Q stand for?
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You monster, Coach!
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Why wouldn't you let
the Warblers
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join the New Directions!?
It's so unfair!
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Honey, Becky, I cannot
understand a word you're saying.
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I think she's saying it's unfair
that you won't let the Warblers
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- join the Glee Club?
- For crying out loud.
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The superintendent
said it was okay!
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And "The superintendent
said it was okay."
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Well, the superintendent
may have said it was okay,
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but the president pro tem
of the United States Senate,
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Orrin G. Hatch,
begs to differ.
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Oh, save the drama
for your mama!
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The Utah Republican
agrees with me
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that the Glee Club is stupid
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and that the notion that
two rival show choirs
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would suddenly just join
forces out of nowhere
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is both morally repugnant
and convenient.
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I'm not gonna let you
get away with this!
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Becky Jackson,
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do not stand in my way,
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lest I brand you a traitor.
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I've performed unspeakable acts
of loyalty for you.
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She said she's performed
unspeakable acts of loyalty.
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Really? Like what?
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I shoplifted for you!
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I perjured myself
before a grand jury.
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Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing
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but the truth so help you God?
I swear.
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I don't even know why,
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but hurting kids
with a burned-down school
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is my moral limit!
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You're evil, Sue Sylvester!
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And you're not
my friend anymore.
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Becky Jackson, don't you
trundle away from me.
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You toddle out of this office,
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and you will never come back!
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You.
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You did this.
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You turned her against me.
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No, she turned on you
all by herself.
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Okay.
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It's hard to believe
it's only been a year
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since I walked the halls
of NYADA, but I feel like
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a completely different person.
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I used to be just like them...
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Naive and eager...
And I used to see this place
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as just another stepping stone
on the way to bigger things.
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But I'm not that girl anymore.
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I've been through the fire
and clawed my way back,
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and now I'm here to ask
for a second chance
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from the one woman
who can do it.
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And you know what?
She might laugh in my face,
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and I don't even care, 'cause
I know one thing for sure.
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I can do this.
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- Rachel Berry?
- Mm-hmm.
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Madame Tibideaux is ready
to see you now, briefly.
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Okay.
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But I wouldn't get my hopes up.
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She's been looking
forward to this.
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You can go in now.
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Thank you.
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Butt Chin?
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I... mean, William.
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What are you doing here?
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What a wonderful surprise.
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I'm just as surprised
as you are, Sue.
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Actually,
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Principal Sylvester, I...
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hope you'll, uh...
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take the formality
of this meeting seriously.
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I need to make sure
you understand
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what I am telling you today.
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And Mr. Schuester
is a witness,
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as well as an aggrieved party.
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Well, I'm happy to
clear up any confusion.
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Something has come
to my attention,
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something grave and...
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almost beyond...
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I saw your hurt locker, Sue.
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I can't believe my eyes.
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Sue Sylvester keeps
the keys to this place?
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Now, in executive coaching,
they train us to be
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ready for the most
extreme circumstances.
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But what I saw next
chilled me to my marrow.
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Myron?
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My own nephew?
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He's just an innocent bystander,
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a tween genius who...
loves sequins too much.
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What?
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I am all for young love,
but, uh...
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but this is wrong, right?
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I could've overlooked,
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oh, so many things,
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but what I saw next
left me no other choice.
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What's this?
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Sweet...
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Sue Sylvester?
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I don't see how my...
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personal forms of
recreation, uh,
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have negatively impacted
my job performance.
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I inspire people
by stoking my own
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embers, if you will.
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And I stand by,
and am very proud,
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of what good I have
done for this school.
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And if I think if you were
to ask any McKinley parent
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or student or any reader
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of the U.S. News
and World Report...
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I take my responsibilities
seriously, Principal Sylvester.
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And clearly...
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a part of you does as well.
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But after I saw
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your locker of vendetta
and your...
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pornographic spread,
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I cannot
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allow you near
the students of McKinley.
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Or... any other young people,
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anywhere, ever.
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It is with profound regret
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that I terminate
your employment.
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I'm sorry, wha...?
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I'm sorry, what
did... you say?
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You're fired.
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Hello, America,
I'm Geraldo Rivera.
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Washington, Jefferson,
Madison, Sylvester.
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My guest tonight
is an American treasure...
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Or at least, she was.
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Champion cheerleading coach.
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Sue Sylvester has led a life
chock-full of winning.
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Lately, Sue, it seems like
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you've been smacked around
by the loser stick.
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Is that right?
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Well, Geraldo, uh,
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despite being one of the scions
of American education,
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I have recently
lost my position,
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my financial security
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and my legacy
has been tarnished.
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And today, I intend
to set the record straight.
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But, Sue, reading your record
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of accomplishments,
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they seem almost
too good to be true.
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And when our fact-checkers
pored through them, Sue,
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they found out that
most of them are made up.
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, for instance, we learned
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that you were not born
in the Panama Canal Zone,
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you did not fight
in the Falklands War,
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you did not play any role in
extracting the dictator Noriega,
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nor is there any evidence
whatsoever
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that you were ever waterboarded.
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Now, Geraldo, I'm gonna
stop you right there.
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I waterboarded myself.
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You did not direct the TV movie.
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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders,
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you don't have
Trinidadian roots,
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nor were you ever,
even for the shortest time,
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the tambourine player
for Wilson Phillips.
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I played tambourine
for Wilson Phillips.
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Geraldo, I-I'd
like to respond
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to some of these allegations.
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You've claimed to have
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romantic involvements
with Dan Quayle,
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Stephen Baldwin, Matt Lauer,
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Johnny Cochran, David Boreanaz
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and the drummer
from Jimmy Eat World.
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All of these men have
categorically denied this.
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I dated all of the members
of Jimmy Eat World.
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It just begs the question, Sue:
are you a compulsive liar?
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I mean, you've publically
and repeatedly claimed,
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for example,
that the singer Michael Bolton
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is the father of your child.
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Well, that is absolutely true.
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Sue Sylvester, our producers
have found out otherwise.
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Take a look.
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I've never met Sue Sylvester
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or heard of this
"ThunderBolton69."
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I only heard about her
when my lawyers
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informed me that she had been
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going around saying
I had bought her an island
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where we had a years-long
torrid affair,
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and that I was
the father of her child.
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I honestly think the woman has
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some sort of mental illness.
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Sue, do you want
to respond to this?
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Fine.
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I will admit I can't prove
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that Michael Bolton
is the father of my child.
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Let's hear from another
of Sue's alleged lovers
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to find out what he has to say.
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Look, I don't blame Sue for
falling head over heels for me.
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I mean, she's got eyes.
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But she mistook a little
grab-ass in a condo
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for true love.
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That bitch is crazy.
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She had me kidnapped!
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And then she signed me up
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for these dating sites:
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Farmers Only,
BlackPeopleMeet.com.
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And the only thing
that she put in my profile
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was that my boobs were like
elephant ears.
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Sue, it just makes me wonder:
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are you okay?
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Do you have a history
of profound mental illness?
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What I have a
history of, Geraldo,
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is devoting my entire life
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to the students
of McKinley High.
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You know, when I graduated
from the Sorbonne,
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I was recruited
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by every single one of Wall
Street's top investment banks.
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Halliburton wanted
me for their COO.
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One time, a very drunk
Boris Yeltsin called to tell me
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that if I wanted Russia,
he would just give it to me.
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I could've had wealth
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and power beyond
my wildest dreams!
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But instead, I chose a career
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filled with service
and sacrifice
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in order to nurture and
enrich the delicate minds
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of America's children.
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Since day one, they have been
and will continue to be
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my number one priority.
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Sue, a lot of these things
that you have just mentioned
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seem like lies to me.
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I visited McKinley
High School to talk
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to some of these students,
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and they tell
a much different story.
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She slashed the tires
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on my wheelchair 17 times.
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She swapped out my weave glue
with mayonnaise.
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She made a fake elevator
which she trapped us in
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and then pumped airborne
drugs through the vents
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and built a small robot
that forced us to kiss
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while it watched
and made noises.
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She put a live bear in my house.
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Sue Sylvester came
all the way to New York City
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to see me in my opening night
on Broadway... Funny Girl...
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Just so that she could
walk out halfway through
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and have sex
all over my apartment.
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She cut my dreads off.
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00:15:08,619 --> 00:15:10,085
Why does she hate
the Glee Club so much?
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00:15:10,121 --> 00:15:11,720
Do you have any explanation?
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She's had it out
for the Glee Club
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from the very beginning.
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Before we were around,
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the Cheerios! Were the stars
of this school,
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and then we showed up,
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and she's never forgiven us
for stealing her thunder.
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Geraldo Rivera,
this is an outrage!
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This is slander!
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These are all lies orchestrated
by one Will Schuester!
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Judas!
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This may come as
a surprise to you, Sue,
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00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:34,543
but it was not Will Schuester
who tipped us off.
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It was someone else.
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It was Becky Jackson.
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00:15:38,082 --> 00:15:40,783
Who is Becky Jackson?
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America's dying to know.
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00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:44,887
Well, I could tell you
who she is.
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She's a poet, a lover
and a dreamer.
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I know, because
Becky Jackson is me.
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Becky always told me stories
about Coach Sylvester,
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00:15:54,432 --> 00:15:57,766
but that's what I thought
they were: just stories.
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I was like, wait, her
secretary's an actual convict?
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00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:03,138
She pushes kids down the stairs?
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00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:04,640
And she was my best friend,
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00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:08,344
and I supported
anything she did.
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00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,913
And when Dalton Academy
burned down,
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she refused to let gay Blaine
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00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:17,419
and the Warblers
join in the Glee Club.
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00:16:17,455 --> 00:16:20,122
And I knew it was time
to blow the whistle.
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00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:26,428
I am so much happier
now that I am free from Sue,
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00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:29,198
and I got a hot boyfriend.
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00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,967
He takes me there every time.
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00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:33,702
And all of those
Cheerios! Out there,
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00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:36,639
quit being such basic bitches.
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00:16:36,674 --> 00:16:39,074
Don't let Sue Sylvester
control you.
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You deserve better.
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00:16:42,013 --> 00:16:44,046
We'll be right back.
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00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,979
Get out of my face!
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00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:51,347
I'm sorry this isn't going
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00:16:51,382 --> 00:16:52,949
- the way you intended.
- Not really.
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00:16:52,984 --> 00:16:55,284
Are we rolling?
We're not rolling, are we?
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00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,800
No, no, we're in commercial
right now.
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00:16:56,821 --> 00:17:00,323
Geraldo, the foundations
of my entire life
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00:17:00,358 --> 00:17:01,657
have been destroyed.
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00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:04,126
All I ever wanted
was to be a champion,
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00:17:04,162 --> 00:17:05,294
and to inspire others
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00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:06,562
to be champions.
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00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,230
That's why I chose a career
in cheerleading.
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00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:10,132
Just wanted to succeed
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00:17:10,168 --> 00:17:12,368
by watching my girls succeed.
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00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:14,637
Tough world out there, Geraldo.
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00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:16,339
I wanted them to be tougher.
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00:17:16,374 --> 00:17:17,873
Smarter.
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00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:20,810
I wish you had interviewed some
of my more successful Cheerios!,
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00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:23,079
like Quinn Fabray,
currently enrolled at Yale;
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00:17:23,114 --> 00:17:26,115
Brittany S. Pierce,
math prodigy, M.I.T.
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00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:28,684
Santana Lopez was
a Broadway understudy
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00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,020
and now could have
a very promising career
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00:17:31,055 --> 00:17:32,788
as a high-class prostitute.
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00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:34,957
We did actually
reach out to them.
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00:17:34,993 --> 00:17:37,026
All three declined to comment.
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00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:38,728
Wait.
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00:17:38,763 --> 00:17:39,996
Are the cameras rolling?
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00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:42,531
Yeah, I lied. I lied.
We didn't go to commercial.
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00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,866
The camera's been rolling
the whole time.
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00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,601
Classy, Rivera;
that's very classy.
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00:17:45,637 --> 00:17:46,902
You know what this is?
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00:17:46,938 --> 00:17:48,404
This is
a character assassination.
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00:17:48,439 --> 00:17:50,272
This interview is a hack job
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00:17:50,308 --> 00:17:52,208
unworthy of the name Fox News,
435
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,110
a global brand known worldwide
436
00:17:54,145 --> 00:17:56,579
for being fair and balanced.
437
00:17:56,614 --> 00:17:57,880
And it's unworthy of you,
my friend.
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00:17:57,915 --> 00:17:59,815
I agreed to sit down with you
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00:17:59,851 --> 00:18:01,717
because you're a titan
of American television,
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00:18:01,753 --> 00:18:04,587
known for weird,
shirtless selfies,
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00:18:04,622 --> 00:18:06,822
getting chaired in the face
by a white supremacist,
442
00:18:06,858 --> 00:18:11,060
and not finding anything
whatsoever in Al Capone's vault.
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00:18:11,095 --> 00:18:13,896
When I took the reins
at McKinley High,
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00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:16,699
it was a cesspool of hate.
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00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:18,968
And it was my vigilance
and tough love
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00:18:19,003 --> 00:18:21,437
that turned that place
into a no-bully zone
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00:18:21,472 --> 00:18:24,273
where the most vulnerable
were protected.
448
00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:25,908
Well, Sue, we have an interview
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00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:28,744
with, uh, someone who does agree
with your assessment,
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00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,413
your position.
451
00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:33,282
We are choosing to protect
their identity though...
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00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:35,284
The voice has been altered.
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00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:36,752
Take a look.
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00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,621
I'll say
it till the cows come home:
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00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:39,955
Sue Sylvester saved my life.
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00:18:39,991 --> 00:18:43,225
I was in an abusive marriage
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00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:45,695
to a man they call Cooter
the football recruiter,
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00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,297
and Sue supported me
leaving him.
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00:18:48,332 --> 00:18:50,933
Also, when I chose
to transition,
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00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:53,736
Sue supported that, too.
461
00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:55,971
Hey, wait,
why are the lights off?
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00:18:58,142 --> 00:19:00,843
I'm not
trying to hide my identity.
463
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,978
I'm proud to stand up
for Sue Sylvester.
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00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:07,550
I am as I am, Geraldo Rivera.
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00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:09,752
And I refuse to apologize to you
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00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:12,121
or anybody else.
467
00:19:12,156 --> 00:19:14,790
Am I a tough customer?
You bet your bottom dollar I am.
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00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:16,392
But that's the way I was raised.
469
00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:19,161
As you may or may not know,
my parents were Nazi hunters.
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00:19:19,197 --> 00:19:20,796
And the lies continue.
471
00:19:20,832 --> 00:19:24,633
No, we weren't Nazi hunters.
472
00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:27,169
Her father and I
just told her that
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00:19:27,205 --> 00:19:29,772
so it would give us a good
excuse not to be around her.
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00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:32,108
Little Susan was a biter.
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00:19:32,143 --> 00:19:33,476
She was nasty
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00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:34,944
from the day she was born.
477
00:19:34,979 --> 00:19:37,413
She even bit my lip
on her way out.
478
00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:38,848
It was weird.
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00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:41,684
What kind of a newborn
has a full set of teeth?
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00:19:41,719 --> 00:19:43,853
What can I say?
481
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:47,256
From the minute
I laid eyes on her,
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00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:50,626
I knew that Susan
would always be
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00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:53,929
the daughter that
I just couldn't love.
484
00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:58,067
"The daughter that I
just couldn't love."
485
00:19:58,102 --> 00:19:59,702
That must be hard to hear.
486
00:19:59,737 --> 00:20:02,838
"The daughter that
I just couldn't love."
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00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:11,213
♪ ♪
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00:20:24,328 --> 00:20:27,229
So who is Sue Sylvester?
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00:20:27,265 --> 00:20:28,631
Really?
490
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:31,333
Is she a lying,
vindictive psychopath?
491
00:20:31,369 --> 00:20:32,768
Is she a career criminal
492
00:20:32,804 --> 00:20:34,870
who has endangered the lives
of countless children
493
00:20:34,906 --> 00:20:37,339
and actually deserves
to be behind bars?
494
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:40,810
For the final word, let's go
to one of Sue's coworkers
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00:20:40,845 --> 00:20:43,579
and show choir director
William Schuester.
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00:20:43,614 --> 00:20:47,483
Until next time,
I'm Geraldo Rivera reporting.
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00:20:48,553 --> 00:20:50,686
Have I had my problems with Sue?
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00:20:52,356 --> 00:20:54,256
You bet.
499
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:57,960
She has made my life miserable
for as long as I can remember.
500
00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:01,530
But that's because
she's a fighter
501
00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:04,166
and someone who refuses
to betray her own values.
502
00:21:04,202 --> 00:21:06,569
And I'd be lying if I said
her cutthroat spirit
503
00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:08,971
didn't keep everyone around here
on their toes,
504
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:12,208
striving to work harder
and be better.
505
00:21:12,243 --> 00:21:13,509
Oh, don't get me wrong.
506
00:21:13,544 --> 00:21:15,744
She is not a nice person.
507
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:19,415
But the fact is
she's an outstanding teacher
508
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:22,251
and a born leader...
509
00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:25,788
and McKinley High is
a worse place without her.
510
00:21:25,823 --> 00:21:27,923
She deserves a second chance,
511
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:29,919
and that's exactly what
I told the superintendent.
512
00:21:33,598 --> 00:21:36,232
I'm going to bat for you, Sue.
513
00:21:57,588 --> 00:21:59,755
Okay, that's enough, thank you.
514
00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:02,057
Thank you for being the
soundtrack for my melancholia.
515
00:22:04,462 --> 00:22:06,128
Hello, "Mother."
516
00:22:06,163 --> 00:22:08,797
Hello, Susan.
517
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,966
Thank you for
agreeing to meet me.
518
00:22:11,002 --> 00:22:13,135
I know this must be
difficult for you.
519
00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:17,072
"Difficult" doesn't begin
to describe it, Mother.
520
00:22:17,108 --> 00:22:19,508
You've been lying
to me for years.
521
00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:21,510
Susan, does it really matter
522
00:22:21,545 --> 00:22:23,178
that your father
and I were working
523
00:22:23,214 --> 00:22:26,849
in the accounts receivable
department at Ma Bell
524
00:22:26,884 --> 00:22:30,085
while you thought we were
out chasing Nazis?
525
00:22:30,121 --> 00:22:32,655
That's not the lie
I'm talking about.
526
00:22:32,690 --> 00:22:33,690
You never loved me.
527
00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:36,125
No, technically,
that's not a lie,
528
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,494
because I never really told you
that I did love you.
529
00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:41,497
You know, it would be very
easy to be angry at you.
530
00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:43,832
But I've just spent
the last few days
531
00:22:43,868 --> 00:22:45,834
at the Greater Columbus
Convention Center
532
00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:48,837
attending Oprah's "The Life
You Want Weekend" weekend.
533
00:22:48,873 --> 00:22:50,506
And there I learned
534
00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:53,208
that relationships
are a two-way street.
535
00:22:53,244 --> 00:22:56,211
I realize I wasn't
the easiest kid.
536
00:22:56,247 --> 00:22:59,081
My earliest memories are of
trying to light you on fire.
537
00:23:00,351 --> 00:23:03,319
I want to apologize for
all the booby traps.
538
00:23:03,354 --> 00:23:04,553
And the biting.
539
00:23:04,588 --> 00:23:08,090
Oh, Susan, your father
and I really did love you.
540
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,759
We just had an odd way of
showing it, that's all.
541
00:23:10,795 --> 00:23:14,096
We never did get the hang
of that parenting thing.
542
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:18,067
I always wanted you to
do what I wanted to do,
543
00:23:18,102 --> 00:23:21,737
but you wouldn't have
anything to do with it.
544
00:23:21,772 --> 00:23:25,274
Oh, I remember how much I loved
those old movie musicals,
545
00:23:25,309 --> 00:23:28,077
and you couldn't stand them.
546
00:23:28,112 --> 00:23:29,745
Every time I took
you to a matinee,
547
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:32,915
you'd start crying and
screaming and biting
548
00:23:32,950 --> 00:23:35,751
and trying to set me on fire.
549
00:23:35,786 --> 00:23:38,554
Five minutes in, I realized
I had to take you home.
550
00:23:38,589 --> 00:23:40,422
Mother, I'm sorry,
but sitting through a musical
551
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:41,890
is torture for me.
552
00:23:41,926 --> 00:23:43,892
How do people
just burst into song?
553
00:23:43,928 --> 00:23:45,894
How does everybody
just magically know the lyrics?
554
00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:47,062
I'm sorry.
555
00:23:47,098 --> 00:23:48,297
Don't apologize.
556
00:23:48,332 --> 00:23:51,033
I'm the one who should
be saying I'm sorry.
557
00:23:51,068 --> 00:23:54,036
I'm sorry I never was the
mother I should have been.
558
00:23:54,071 --> 00:23:56,038
I'm sorry I lied to you.
559
00:23:56,073 --> 00:23:58,807
I'm sorry I missed
out on your life.
560
00:23:58,843 --> 00:24:01,543
It's okay to be
angry, sweetheart.
561
00:24:01,579 --> 00:24:04,213
You're going to be angry
for quite a while.
562
00:24:04,248 --> 00:24:07,549
I just hope that someday
you and I can sit down,
563
00:24:07,585 --> 00:24:11,253
have a cup of coffee
or something,
564
00:24:11,288 --> 00:24:14,156
if not as mother
and daughter, then...
565
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,158
just as friends.
566
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:17,826
I would like that.
Hold on.
567
00:24:17,862 --> 00:24:19,028
I have a question for you.
568
00:24:19,063 --> 00:24:21,163
What?
569
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,831
Were you and Dad ever in love?
570
00:24:22,867 --> 00:24:25,501
Well, of course we were.
571
00:24:25,536 --> 00:24:27,836
We fell in love
when we first met,
572
00:24:27,872 --> 00:24:29,204
on a trolley.
573
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,707
And you would like to sing
about it, wouldn't you?
574
00:24:31,742 --> 00:24:33,042
Yes.
575
00:24:33,077 --> 00:24:34,610
Then I will sing with you.
576
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:35,944
Well, you hate musicals.
577
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,813
But I love the sound
of my own voice.
578
00:24:37,848 --> 00:24:38,848
Okay, band nerds.
579
00:24:38,849 --> 00:24:39,982
"Trolley Song," A flat.
580
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:50,859
♪ With my high-starched collar
and my high-topped shoes ♪
581
00:24:50,895 --> 00:24:53,595
♪ And my hair piled
high upon my head ♪
582
00:24:53,631 --> 00:24:56,765
♪ I went to lose a jolly
hour on the trolley ♪
583
00:24:56,801 --> 00:25:00,102
♪ And lost my
heart instead ♪
584
00:25:00,137 --> 00:25:03,605
♪ With his light brown derby
and his bright green tie ♪
585
00:25:03,641 --> 00:25:06,308
♪ He was quite
the handsomest of men ♪
586
00:25:06,343 --> 00:25:08,277
♪ I started to yen ♪
587
00:25:08,312 --> 00:25:09,845
♪ So I counted to ten ♪
588
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,615
♪ Then I counted to ten again ♪
589
00:25:16,887 --> 00:25:19,955
♪ Clang, clang, clang
went the trolley ♪
590
00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:22,958
♪ Ding, ding, ding
went the bell ♪
591
00:25:22,993 --> 00:25:25,961
♪ Zing, zing, zing
went my heartstrings ♪
592
00:25:25,996 --> 00:25:28,764
♪ From the moment I saw him,
I fell ♪
593
00:25:30,868 --> 00:25:34,169
♪ Chug, chug, chug
went the motor ♪
594
00:25:34,205 --> 00:25:37,506
♪ Bump, bump, bump
went the brakes ♪
595
00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:40,509
♪ Thump, thump, thump
went my heartstrings ♪
596
00:25:40,544 --> 00:25:44,847
♪ When he smiled,
I could feel the car shake ♪
597
00:25:44,882 --> 00:25:47,216
♪ He tipped his hat
and took a seat ♪
598
00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:51,220
♪ He said he hoped he hadn't
stepped upon my feet ♪
599
00:25:51,255 --> 00:25:54,556
♪ He asked my name,
I held my breath ♪
600
00:25:54,592 --> 00:25:58,393
♪ I couldn't speak because
he scared me half to death ♪
601
00:25:58,429 --> 00:26:01,330
♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz
went the buzzer ♪
602
00:26:01,365 --> 00:26:04,666
♪ Plop, plop, plop
went the wheels ♪
603
00:26:04,702 --> 00:26:07,336
♪ Stop, stop, stop
went my heartstrings ♪
604
00:26:07,371 --> 00:26:09,171
♪ As he started to leave ♪
605
00:26:09,206 --> 00:26:12,841
♪ I took hold of his sleeve
with my hand ♪
606
00:26:12,877 --> 00:26:16,178
♪ And as if it were planned ♪
607
00:26:16,213 --> 00:26:17,346
♪ He stayed on with me ♪
608
00:26:17,381 --> 00:26:18,680
♪ And it was grand ♪
609
00:26:18,716 --> 00:26:22,251
♪ Just to stand with his hand
holding mine ♪
610
00:26:22,286 --> 00:26:27,122
♪ To the end of the line... ♪
611
00:26:27,158 --> 00:26:29,358
♪ Zing, zing, zing, zing ♪
612
00:26:29,393 --> 00:26:33,428
♪ Went my heart.... ♪
613
00:26:37,801 --> 00:26:39,101
Oh, oh!
614
00:26:39,136 --> 00:26:40,435
Thank you, Susan.
615
00:26:40,471 --> 00:26:43,438
Okay, let's just make
sure nothing like this
616
00:26:43,474 --> 00:26:44,706
ever happens again.
617
00:26:44,742 --> 00:26:45,908
I promise.
618
00:26:48,526 --> 00:26:50,343
So Carmen Tibideaux
actually told you
619
00:26:50,379 --> 00:26:51,578
to get out of her office?
620
00:26:51,613 --> 00:26:52,979
Look, you're missing
the point, okay?
621
00:26:53,015 --> 00:26:55,415
She said that she could see that
I was humble, that I was sorry,
622
00:26:55,451 --> 00:26:56,750
which means that
I can't give up.
623
00:26:56,785 --> 00:26:58,752
There's still a chance.
624
00:26:58,787 --> 00:27:00,153
Rachel, I think
that you may be reading
625
00:27:00,189 --> 00:27:01,922
- a little too much into this.
- I don't think so.
626
00:27:01,957 --> 00:27:04,424
Yeah, I mean, anyone named Madam
Tibideaux doesn't really seem
627
00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:05,759
like a woman who
changes her mind
628
00:27:05,794 --> 00:27:07,761
or stays in human
form for too long.
629
00:27:07,796 --> 00:27:09,930
I always thought NYADA
was a school for witches.
630
00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:11,431
What I think Sam
is trying to say is
631
00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:12,766
that you're just reaching
a little bit.
632
00:27:12,801 --> 00:27:15,268
If you remember, I got
kicked out of NYADA, too.
633
00:27:15,304 --> 00:27:16,304
Carmen cut me herself.
634
00:27:16,338 --> 00:27:17,471
Like, with a knife
635
00:27:17,506 --> 00:27:18,672
because she wanted your blood
for potions?
636
00:27:18,707 --> 00:27:20,140
No, because she's not a witch.
637
00:27:20,175 --> 00:27:22,075
Look, you guys,
I could see it in her eyes.
638
00:27:22,111 --> 00:27:23,744
She was moved momentarily.
639
00:27:23,779 --> 00:27:25,846
And for that moment,
I saw myself back in NYADA,
640
00:27:25,881 --> 00:27:28,315
back on track before my life
got completely derailed.
641
00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:29,750
Which is why I'm writing
her this letter.
642
00:27:29,785 --> 00:27:31,351
And I'm putting all of
my humiliation out there,
643
00:27:31,386 --> 00:27:33,353
all of the bad reviews
and the good reviews,
644
00:27:33,388 --> 00:27:35,288
a-and the good Glee Club
reviews, and she's gonna see it,
645
00:27:35,324 --> 00:27:36,423
she's gonna give me
another chance,
646
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:37,591
and I'm gonna get back in.
647
00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:39,092
Look, we're all
648
00:27:39,128 --> 00:27:40,560
behind you 100 percent
649
00:27:40,596 --> 00:27:42,629
getting your life back on track,
but I think
650
00:27:42,664 --> 00:27:44,397
that you clinging on to NYADA,
651
00:27:44,433 --> 00:27:45,532
I don't think...
Wait a minute.
652
00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:47,200
This-this is
a-a New York number.
653
00:27:47,236 --> 00:27:48,535
I think this could be her.
654
00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:50,270
I have to go t-take this.
655
00:27:50,305 --> 00:27:51,938
Hello, this is Rachel.
656
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,507
Okay, I don't think
this is healthy.
657
00:27:53,542 --> 00:27:55,008
Yeah, I don't think
these are even
658
00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:56,343
actual press clippings
about the Glee Club.
659
00:27:56,378 --> 00:27:58,278
These are just from
Jacob Ben Israel's blog.
660
00:27:58,313 --> 00:28:00,313
Guys, I think we should
just be good friends
661
00:28:00,349 --> 00:28:02,069
and support her
about going back to college.
662
00:28:02,084 --> 00:28:03,717
Shh, she's coming.
663
00:28:03,752 --> 00:28:05,218
What is it?
Was it NYADA?
664
00:28:05,254 --> 00:28:08,488
That was the producer
for the Russell Simmons musical
665
00:28:08,524 --> 00:28:09,956
of the audition
that you put me up for.
666
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,958
I-I don't know,
I totally forgot about it,
667
00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,660
but... I got it.
668
00:28:13,695 --> 00:28:16,830
A-And they-they want me
to start in, like, a few weeks.
669
00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:18,365
Oh, my God!
670
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400
Rachel, see,
671
00:28:19,401 --> 00:28:20,700
your life is already
back on track.
672
00:28:20,736 --> 00:28:21,768
I totally forgot about it...
673
00:28:21,804 --> 00:28:22,836
Oh, congratulations.
Thank you.
674
00:28:22,871 --> 00:28:24,504
What about going back to school?
675
00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:26,239
You know what,
maybe you guys are right.
676
00:28:26,275 --> 00:28:29,142
I don't need to be just forcing
this to happen with school.
677
00:28:29,178 --> 00:28:31,144
You know, I don't have
to go to NYADA.
678
00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,847
This is really exciting.
I'm gonna go tell Kurt.
679
00:28:37,252 --> 00:28:39,553
And a-five, six, seven, eight.
680
00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:41,221
One, two, three, four,
681
00:28:41,256 --> 00:28:42,889
five, six, seven, eight.
682
00:28:42,925 --> 00:28:44,558
One, two, three, four,
683
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,226
five, six, seven, eight.
684
00:28:46,261 --> 00:28:48,995
One, two, three, four,
685
00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:50,363
five, six, seven...
686
00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:51,698
Come on!
687
00:28:51,733 --> 00:28:53,400
This choreography is about
as rudimentary as it gets.
688
00:28:53,435 --> 00:28:55,802
And you guys aren't even close.
689
00:28:55,838 --> 00:28:57,637
Okay, that-that is enough, guys.
690
00:28:57,673 --> 00:28:59,973
We're a team, and a team is
comprised of people
691
00:29:00,008 --> 00:29:01,741
with individual strengths
and weaknesses.
692
00:29:01,777 --> 00:29:03,710
Are we a team?
Because look at us.
693
00:29:03,745 --> 00:29:06,213
Half of us are wearing uniforms
from a different school.
694
00:29:06,248 --> 00:29:07,547
She's right.
695
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:08,648
There is a major disconnect.
696
00:29:08,684 --> 00:29:09,749
We've got to make some changes.
697
00:29:09,785 --> 00:29:12,686
Teams wear uniforms...
Better grab a blazer.
698
00:29:12,721 --> 00:29:14,287
You guys would look
great in blazers.
699
00:29:14,323 --> 00:29:15,555
This is McKinley, dude.
700
00:29:15,591 --> 00:29:18,091
Yeah, your sexist empire
doesn't even exist.
701
00:29:18,126 --> 00:29:19,693
Our look is iconic.
702
00:29:19,728 --> 00:29:22,362
Synonymous with
tradition and excellence.
703
00:29:22,397 --> 00:29:26,066
Not to mention,
it elevates anyone who wears it
704
00:29:26,101 --> 00:29:28,168
to sex-symbol status.
705
00:29:28,203 --> 00:29:29,236
Wait, I'll take one.
706
00:29:29,271 --> 00:29:30,904
Women love these.
707
00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:32,405
Do they?
708
00:29:32,441 --> 00:29:33,506
Come on, guys,
we've welcomed you
709
00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:34,662
to our school with open arms.
710
00:29:34,676 --> 00:29:35,742
Semi-open.
711
00:29:35,777 --> 00:29:36,777
You can't expect us
712
00:29:36,778 --> 00:29:38,078
to adopt your uniforms, too.
713
00:29:38,113 --> 00:29:39,753
But, you know,
it would save us the effort
714
00:29:39,781 --> 00:29:41,081
of having to try
and find a new look.
715
00:29:41,116 --> 00:29:43,083
Okay, look, you guys,
we've had a lot of success
716
00:29:43,118 --> 00:29:44,118
with this in the past,
717
00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:45,385
so we'll just give you
our uniforms
718
00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:46,620
to wear during the competition.
719
00:29:46,622 --> 00:29:49,089
Red T-shirts and Converse
are not uniforms.
720
00:29:49,124 --> 00:29:50,223
You have costumes.
721
00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:51,259
Guys, enough!
722
00:29:51,293 --> 00:29:53,260
We need to have some
unity here, okay?
723
00:29:55,597 --> 00:29:57,797
Look, you attend McKinley now.
724
00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:01,568
I'm really sorry, guys,
but the blazers need to go.
725
00:30:01,603 --> 00:30:03,937
We are grateful that you've
welcomed us to your school,
726
00:30:03,972 --> 00:30:05,639
and to be performing
with you guys,
727
00:30:05,674 --> 00:30:08,508
but we didn't choose
to come here.
728
00:30:08,543 --> 00:30:10,510
You always talk about
how important Glee Club
729
00:30:10,545 --> 00:30:12,512
and-and McKinley is to you;
730
00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:14,180
well, we felt the same way
about Dalton.
731
00:30:14,216 --> 00:30:16,182
And then we watched it
burn to the ground.
732
00:30:17,986 --> 00:30:19,686
These jackets
aren't just uniforms.
733
00:30:19,721 --> 00:30:21,521
They're a tribute.
734
00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:24,257
A last surviving artifact of a
place that meant so much to us.
735
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:26,726
It's all that we have left.
736
00:30:26,762 --> 00:30:30,397
You pumpkins got bigger problems
than your costumes.
737
00:30:31,934 --> 00:30:35,068
I just got word that Sue is the
new coach of Vocal Adrenaline.
738
00:30:39,174 --> 00:30:41,508
So you get fired
from your old job,
739
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:44,344
and despite hating show choir
740
00:30:44,379 --> 00:30:45,679
and never having
coached it before,
741
00:30:45,714 --> 00:30:47,714
you're our new coach.
742
00:30:47,749 --> 00:30:49,683
Correction.
743
00:30:49,718 --> 00:30:51,785
I may be your new coach.
744
00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:54,988
If I deem you worthy
of crushing the New Directions!
745
00:30:55,023 --> 00:30:56,990
With a national championship
746
00:30:57,025 --> 00:30:59,693
you will be guaranteed
under my tutelage.
747
00:30:59,728 --> 00:31:02,362
And how exactly do we
prove we're worthy?
748
00:31:02,397 --> 00:31:04,864
By surviving the
Barf-tron 200.
749
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,033
- The what?
- The Barf-tron 200...
750
00:31:07,069 --> 00:31:10,537
is a single consecutive
five-hour workout routine
751
00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:12,939
designed to invoke
maximum nausea.
752
00:31:12,975 --> 00:31:15,275
200 box jumps, 200 pull-ups,
753
00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:17,877
200 burpies, 200 wall balls,
754
00:31:17,913 --> 00:31:21,982
200 double-unders,
and 200 consecutive run-throughs
755
00:31:22,017 --> 00:31:24,584
of Frank Stallone's
"Far From Over,"
756
00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:27,187
made famous by John Travolta's
triumphant performance
757
00:31:27,222 --> 00:31:28,222
in Staying Alive,
758
00:31:28,223 --> 00:31:31,491
the best sequel of all time.
759
00:31:31,526 --> 00:31:33,693
♪ Da, da-da ♪
760
00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:35,662
♪ Da, da ♪
761
00:31:35,697 --> 00:31:38,898
♪ Da-da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da ♪
762
00:31:38,934 --> 00:31:42,702
♪ This is the end ♪
763
00:31:42,738 --> 00:31:45,972
♪ You made your choice,
and now my chance is over... ♪
764
00:31:46,008 --> 00:31:47,674
Come on!
765
00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:50,910
♪ I thought I was in ♪
766
00:31:50,946 --> 00:31:52,979
♪ You put me down and say ♪
767
00:31:53,015 --> 00:31:55,849
♪ I'm going nowhere... ♪
I am pushing you harder
768
00:31:55,884 --> 00:31:57,284
than you've ever
been pushed before.
769
00:31:57,285 --> 00:32:00,253
♪ Save me, darling ♪
770
00:32:00,288 --> 00:32:03,523
♪ I am down,
but I am far from over ♪
771
00:32:05,894 --> 00:32:08,862
♪ Give me something ♪
772
00:32:08,897 --> 00:32:12,032
♪ I need it all,
'cause I am running over... ♪
773
00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:13,533
You think this is hard?
774
00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:15,435
Try taking down a gazelle
775
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:17,504
with your bare hands!
That's hard!
776
00:32:24,312 --> 00:32:26,112
We're only halfway there!
777
00:32:26,148 --> 00:32:28,882
♪ Da, da-da ♪
778
00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,050
♪ Da, da ♪
779
00:32:30,085 --> 00:32:32,419
♪ Da, da, da, da, da... ♪
780
00:32:32,454 --> 00:32:34,421
I am now pushing you harder
781
00:32:34,456 --> 00:32:37,524
than the level at which
I was previously pushing you!
782
00:32:43,732 --> 00:32:44,731
That doesn't look hard at all!
783
00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:46,433
Just passing the ball
back and forth?
784
00:32:46,468 --> 00:32:49,235
Sit up straight
and engage those abs!
785
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:55,041
♪ Save me, darling ♪
786
00:32:55,077 --> 00:32:59,679
♪ I am down,
but I am far from over ♪
787
00:33:00,949 --> 00:33:03,750
♪ Give me something ♪
788
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:07,087
♪ I need it all
'cause I am running over... ♪
789
00:33:07,122 --> 00:33:09,089
Hey, ladies,
good luck with menopause
790
00:33:09,124 --> 00:33:13,393
if this is how fit you are
at the peak of your physicality!
791
00:33:13,428 --> 00:33:16,062
You should be ashamed
of yourselves!
792
00:33:29,644 --> 00:33:31,778
All right, everyone, take five.
793
00:33:31,813 --> 00:33:35,014
And then we're doing it
all over again.
794
00:33:35,050 --> 00:33:37,350
Sue Sylvester,
795
00:33:37,385 --> 00:33:39,719
I think I speak
for all of Vocal Adrenaline
796
00:33:39,754 --> 00:33:41,955
when I say we'd be honored
797
00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:44,958
to have you as our coach.
798
00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:50,792
Sam, good, I need your help;
we have to figure out
799
00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:52,294
what to do with this
whole Warbler crisis,
800
00:33:52,329 --> 00:33:53,829
especially now that Sue
is on the attack.
801
00:33:53,864 --> 00:33:55,304
So here, will you
put this jacket on?
802
00:33:55,332 --> 00:33:57,278
Um, I think you're making
a mistake.
803
00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:58,735
With the jacket?
It's just a jacket.
804
00:33:58,771 --> 00:34:00,337
Look, we have to commit to this
and just tell our kids
805
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:01,705
that this is
what we're doing, okay?
806
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,973
The Warbler's school
burned down.
807
00:34:03,008 --> 00:34:04,575
If this is gonna give them
a little bit of comfort,
808
00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:05,742
then it's the least we could do.
809
00:34:05,778 --> 00:34:07,444
I mean about taking
that part in New York.
810
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,480
What about NYADA?
811
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,280
What about NYADA?
812
00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:11,415
Look,
813
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:12,770
Mercedes was right.
It's pathetic,
814
00:34:12,785 --> 00:34:14,084
and worse than that,
it's desperate
815
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:15,619
to cling to the idea
of going back there.
816
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:18,288
It's not pathetic to go back.
817
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,525
Hello, this is Rachel.
818
00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:40,477
I...
819
00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:50,053
That was Carmen Tibideaux.
820
00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:52,055
I'm back in NYADA
if I want to be.
821
00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:54,372
That's amazing! Oh, my gosh,
I knew, I knew that you could
822
00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:55,559
just do it, I told you.
823
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:56,827
That's what I said.
Did I not say that?
824
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,028
I'm not going back there.
825
00:34:58,063 --> 00:34:59,630
What?
826
00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:01,665
Sam, I just want to go back
to New York a winner,
827
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,200
not with my tail
between my legs.
828
00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:05,802
And Mercedes is happy for me,
Kurt is happy for me,
829
00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:07,671
Blaine's happy for me.
Why can't you be?
830
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,139
You're the person
831
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:11,441
who matters the most;
just be happy for me.
832
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:13,644
I'm telling you the truth, okay,
not just what you want to hear.
833
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:16,313
Yet you said that I was destined
to be back in New York.
834
00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:17,348
Yeah, but not like this.
835
00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:19,049
Like what?
What's wrong with this?
836
00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:20,484
This is what I wanted!
837
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,786
No, what you wanted was
a second chance to get it right,
838
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,354
and Carmen
just gave that to you, okay?
839
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:25,822
If you throw all that away,
840
00:35:25,858 --> 00:35:29,159
you're gonna be making the same
mistakes all over again.
841
00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:30,994
Look, Rachel, come on, stop.
842
00:35:31,030 --> 00:35:32,195
It's not a mistake.
843
00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,898
Me going back to my life
and who I was
844
00:35:34,934 --> 00:35:36,733
is not a mistake.
845
00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:39,803
I just think that
in this day and age,
846
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,918
it's insane not to get
a college education, you know?
847
00:35:41,941 --> 00:35:43,106
But, Sam, you're not in college.
848
00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:44,641
Well, I know,
but I don't want Rachel
849
00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:45,709
to make my mistakes that I...
850
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,110
Rachel is a big girl.
851
00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:48,679
She's gonna take care of
herself, okay? We just have...
852
00:35:58,023 --> 00:35:59,556
Oh, my Lord, this is serious.
853
00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:04,761
Sue, what are you doing?
854
00:36:04,797 --> 00:36:06,229
I'm making a statement.
855
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,933
You've crossed me
for the last time,
856
00:36:09,969 --> 00:36:11,868
William Schuester.
857
00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:14,338
Do you have any idea
how many times you've said that?
858
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:16,106
And it still feels good.
859
00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:18,542
You betrayed me,
860
00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:21,812
and I am taking it upon myself
to destroy the Glee Club
861
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:25,515
and you once and for all.
862
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:28,619
And I know I've said
that before, too!
863
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,787
Betray you?
864
00:36:30,823 --> 00:36:32,689
Okay, everyone else
betrayed you, Sue.
865
00:36:32,725 --> 00:36:34,325
There were two people
Geraldo interviewed
866
00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,627
that stood up for you,
and I was one of them.
867
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,629
Silence!
868
00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:41,064
Brad?
869
00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:49,706
Oh, don't even think
that you can out-Europe me, Sue.
870
00:36:49,742 --> 00:36:53,343
I saw them play live at the
Franklin County Fair in 1993.
871
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:07,658
♪ Ooh... ♪
872
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:11,595
♪ We're leaving together ♪
873
00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:16,466
♪ But still it's farewell ♪
874
00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:20,570
♪ And maybe we'll come back ♪
875
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:24,107
♪ To Earth, who can tell? ♪
876
00:37:24,143 --> 00:37:28,779
♪ I guess there is
no one to blame ♪
877
00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:32,182
♪ We're leaving ground ♪
878
00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:38,188
♪ Will things ever be
the same again? ♪
879
00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:42,192
♪ It's the final countdown ♪
880
00:37:47,066 --> 00:37:50,333
♪ The final countdown ♪
881
00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:57,941
♪ Oh... oh! ♪
882
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,690
Oh, my God, they've gone crazy.
883
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:15,625
We can't let this happen to us.
884
00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:26,870
♪ The final countdown ♪
885
00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:31,041
♪ Oh! ♪
886
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:35,846
♪ It's the final countdown ♪
887
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:39,983
♪ We're leaving together ♪
888
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:43,653
♪ Final countdown ♪
889
00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:47,858
♪ We'll all miss her so ♪
890
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:51,428
♪ It's the final countdown ♪
891
00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,096
♪ Countdown ♪
892
00:38:53,132 --> 00:38:55,432
♪ Oh ♪
893
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:59,269
♪ It's the final countdown! ♪
894
00:39:15,824 --> 00:39:17,623
I mean, it was so weird
to see you and Sue
895
00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:19,125
do a fantasy air guitar battle.
896
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,093
Weird and
borderline psychopathic.
897
00:39:21,129 --> 00:39:23,296
I feel so awful
you guys had to see that.
898
00:39:23,331 --> 00:39:24,331
But I'm done.
899
00:39:24,332 --> 00:39:25,464
I...
900
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,400
We are gonna beat Sue
at sectionals.
901
00:39:27,435 --> 00:39:30,136
Well, looks like Sue is
the least of our worries.
902
00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:31,737
I just got cornered by Myron.
903
00:39:31,773 --> 00:39:35,174
Rachel Berry, Uncle Bob just
told me devastating news!
904
00:39:35,210 --> 00:39:37,276
The bottom line is
if New Directions doesn't win,
905
00:39:37,312 --> 00:39:39,111
not only will the Glee Club
get the ax,
906
00:39:39,147 --> 00:39:41,587
but all arts and music programs
will be wiped from the school.
907
00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:44,817
But what am I supposed to do
with all my sequin jackets?!
908
00:39:44,853 --> 00:39:46,586
That's impossible;
I'm paying for the Glee Club
909
00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:47,720
out of my own pocket.
910
00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:49,088
That's what I said!
911
00:39:49,123 --> 00:39:50,556
But that's impossible.
912
00:39:50,592 --> 00:39:52,024
Rachel Berry is paying
for the Glee Club
913
00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,192
out of her own pocket.
914
00:39:53,228 --> 00:39:55,127
But this goes beyond
what she can afford,
915
00:39:55,163 --> 00:39:57,129
and this is also
about allocation
916
00:39:57,165 --> 00:39:58,865
of facilities and resources.
917
00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:01,567
I mean, that choir room has to
go back to being a computer lab
918
00:40:01,603 --> 00:40:03,035
or at least another classroom.
919
00:40:04,305 --> 00:40:05,671
I just can't believe it
920
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:07,240
after everything that
we've been through.
921
00:40:07,275 --> 00:40:08,474
This could be worse.
922
00:40:08,509 --> 00:40:09,842
We've survived
far more difficult things,
923
00:40:09,878 --> 00:40:11,544
not just in Glee Club,
but in life.
924
00:40:14,482 --> 00:40:16,415
You know, screw it.
We've had to fight
925
00:40:16,451 --> 00:40:17,850
for everything
we've earned in our lives,
926
00:40:17,886 --> 00:40:19,686
and this is just the beginning
of a new fight.
927
00:40:20,588 --> 00:40:22,255
I am so proud of you all.
928
00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:25,157
And as badly as I want
to save the arts,
929
00:40:25,193 --> 00:40:26,959
my greatest accomplishment
930
00:40:26,995 --> 00:40:29,295
are the people sitting
in front of me right now.
931
00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:32,531
We never give up,
and we never will.
932
00:40:32,567 --> 00:40:34,800
Well, if only we could just
agree on costumes to wear
933
00:40:34,836 --> 00:40:36,602
for the most important
competition of our lives.
934
00:40:36,638 --> 00:40:38,304
That might actually be
one problem
935
00:40:38,339 --> 00:40:39,605
that we may have fixed.
936
00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:03,496
♪ Have you ever felt
like you woke up ♪
937
00:41:03,531 --> 00:41:06,098
♪ On the wrong side
of your heart? ♪
938
00:41:06,134 --> 00:41:08,701
♪ Has it ever felt
like it's broken ♪
939
00:41:08,736 --> 00:41:11,103
♪ Like the world
tore it apart? ♪
940
00:41:11,139 --> 00:41:13,606
♪ Have you felt so weak ♪
941
00:41:13,641 --> 00:41:15,141
♪ You could hardly stand? ♪
942
00:41:15,176 --> 00:41:16,842
♪ Like if you ever fell,
you could never tell ♪
943
00:41:16,878 --> 00:41:19,478
♪ If you'd ever
get back up again ♪
944
00:41:21,349 --> 00:41:23,449
♪ I know it's hard to do ♪
945
00:41:23,484 --> 00:41:25,618
♪ But I think you can make it ♪
946
00:41:25,653 --> 00:41:28,487
♪ 'Cause I know we can take it ♪
947
00:41:28,523 --> 00:41:30,222
♪ Baby, we will ♪
948
00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:31,390
♪ Rise ♪
949
00:41:31,426 --> 00:41:34,126
♪ We are young,
we are the dreamers ♪
950
00:41:34,162 --> 00:41:37,630
♪ We will fly ♪
951
00:41:37,665 --> 00:41:39,465
♪ When the world
will not believe us ♪
952
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,134
♪ We will rise above the ashes ♪
953
00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:46,672
♪ Before this whole life
passes us by ♪
954
00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,307
♪ You and I ♪
955
00:41:48,343 --> 00:41:51,143
♪ We will rise ♪
956
00:42:00,555 --> 00:42:02,421
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
957
00:42:02,457 --> 00:42:05,491
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
958
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:07,493
♪ Oh, we will ♪
959
00:42:07,528 --> 00:42:11,097
♪ We will rise ♪
960
00:42:11,132 --> 00:42:13,399
♪ We are young,
we are the dreamers ♪
961
00:42:13,434 --> 00:42:16,635
♪ We will fly ♪
962
00:42:16,671 --> 00:42:18,904
♪ When the world
will not believe us ♪
963
00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:21,207
♪ We will rise above the ashes ♪
964
00:42:21,242 --> 00:42:25,711
♪ Before this whole life
passes us by ♪
965
00:42:25,747 --> 00:42:27,813
♪ You and I ♪
966
00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:32,251
♪ We will rise ♪
967
00:42:32,286 --> 00:42:34,854
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
968
00:42:34,889 --> 00:42:37,623
♪ We will rise ♪
969
00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,291
♪ We will rise ♪
970
00:42:39,327 --> 00:42:41,293
♪ We will rise above the ashes ♪
971
00:42:41,329 --> 00:42:43,863
♪ Before this whole life
passes us by ♪
972
00:42:43,898 --> 00:42:45,598
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
973
00:42:45,633 --> 00:42:52,278
♪ You and I, we will rise! ♪
974
00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:54,162
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