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So here's what you missed on Glee.
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Sue sprung a surprise invitational
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on the New Directions and the
Warblers and Vocal Adrenaline,
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and Will's team got to go
first and they were amazing.
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Kind of hard to see how they could lose.
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Sue's a secret Klainer
and obsessed with getting.
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Kurt and Blaine back together,
except Blaine's dating Karofsky
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and Kurt went on a date with
a guy named Walter in his 50s.
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How old are you
exactly?
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Sue hypnotized Sam to
mess with Will and Rachel.
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Oh, my God, I'm totally hypnotized.
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And now Will and Rachel are, like,
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actual show choir enemies.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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Vocal Adrenaline, everybody.
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Absolutely breathtaking, huh?
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I am here to inform all three teams
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that I, Sue Sylvester, will be judging
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this year's McKinley High
Show Choir Invitational.
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What? That's crazy.
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I run this school now.
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My school, my rules.
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And speaking of rules,
I would like to outline
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the rules for this year's invitational.
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Wait, Sue, you can't change the rules
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after one team has already performed.
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Sure I can. Rule number one:
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this year's theme is "old school."
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there are no more rules.
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The Dalton Academy Warblers
will perform tomorrow,
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and The New Directions will
perform the following day.
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Wait, this is a three-day competition?
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Where will we sleep?
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I imagine you two will
sleep inside one another.
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I've chosen to extend the invitational
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in an effort to give the
New Directions enough time
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to come up with the requisite 12 members,
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which is the only show
choir rule anyone remembers
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and yet every year is surprised by.
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This is insane. We should all boycott.
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Oh, no, no, no, Porcelain.
No, this is happening.
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Each team will perform
at this invitational.
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Even if one show choir's co-director is
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kidnapped and held against his will,
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causing him to miss the performance.
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- Mr. Schuester!
- Yes?
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We had a deal that you
would have Vocal Adrenaline
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perform at a subpar level, and
you dishonored that agreement.
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I never agreed to that.
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I guess you'll just have
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- to beat us on your own
terms. - You know what?
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We're just gonna find a
way to win on our own terms.
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Which is exactly what you just said.
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Wow, we have our work cut out for us.
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Vocal Adrenaline was amazing.
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We have two days. We have
to recruit more members
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and put together some sort of performance
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that doesn't totally
humiliate us as a team.
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Uh, I have an idea that
you are not gonna like,
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but you need to consider.
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We need to recruit Kitty.
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- No, Kurt! No!
- Rachel, come on.
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She's talented. She's a senior.
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- Kurt, she hates me.
- You don't know that.
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No, I do. All of those kids do, okay?
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I was so intent on being a Broadway star
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that I never even learned her
name, or any of their names.
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There was... there was Puck's brother
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and-and then there was
cross-dressing Mercedes
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and the one with the fat
mom and whatever... Raider.
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- Ryder.
- See? I was awful to them.
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Well, I'm sorry, Rachel.
We don't have a choice.
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We need to get Kitty.
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Don't worry. I'm gonna help you.
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I'll be right by your side
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every step of the way.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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You see that corner booth over there?
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Back in the '90s, a lady gave birth
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on that very table.
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I saw the whole damn thing.
She was just finishing up...
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So I don't totally
know what's going on here.
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This is the second time
Walter and I have gone out.
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He's really funny and smart
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and very good looking for an older guy.
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But I can't tell if he
thinks this is a date or
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if we're just friends.
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Okay, Kurt,
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whatever you do, do not
just come out and ask him.
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So what's going on here?
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Would you consider this a date? Damn it!
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Do you want it to be a date?
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Look, um, I had a lot of fun
the last time that we hung out,
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so... yes.
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To our second date.
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To our second date.
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Well, good evening, gentlemen.
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My name is Susan and I will
be taking care of you tonight.
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Shall we start with something to drink?
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Perhaps a Shirley Temple
in a sippy cup for sonny?
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Or how about a chalky can of Ensure,
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enriched with calcium to
fortify those brittle bones?
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Now, is your great-grand uncle
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in charge of his faculties or
are you going to be feeding him?
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Because I'll just need
to alert the bus staff
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that I might be changing an adult diaper.
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Excuse me. I can hear
everything you're saying.
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Well, then allow me to personally
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thank you for being part
of the greatest generation.
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All right.
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Here's a children's menu for baby.
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And the early bird menu for old timers.
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And, yes, of course, we
have liver and onions.
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I am so, so sorry.
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Why? I think this woman is hilarious.
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And you have to understand,
when you're as handsome as I am,
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very little bothers you.
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And by the way, ma'am,
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just how old are you?
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Thirty-four.
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Ah.
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I will be right back with
your hemorrhoid pillow.
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To our second date.
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I'm gonna show you something.
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Oh, Becky, this is Klaine.
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And theirs is a love for the ages.
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But, Coach,
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they're barely looking at each other.
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Well, that's because their
chemistry is so intense, Becky,
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if they were actually
to make eye contact...
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Oh, my... the emotion would be such
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they'd have to disappear
behind the nearest Dumpster
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and just hump, hump, hump, hump, hump.
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Where did you get all these video clips?
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I have cameras everywhere, Becky.
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But is this, like, a dream sequence?
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How could you film that?
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Okay, Becky, shut up.
You're ruining this, honey.
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But it looks like they
don't even like each other.
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Sweet, simple, Becky,
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you have so much to learn about love.
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What are you talking about?
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I have a hot boyfriend.
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Look at them, Becky.
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Have there ever been two human beings
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more meant for each other? Oh.
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And yet somehow, hackneyed circumstance and
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a pudgy ex-bully have
somehow gotten between them.
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I need to get these two
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into a small, confined space
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where they're forced to
gaze into each other's eyes.
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And then, Becky,
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then
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the stinky frottage will commence.
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Hey!
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Your name is Kitty Wilde.
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You were named after a
Bruce Springsteen song.
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You don't trust newspapers
because you think
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that they lied about Watergate.
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You once beat up a mascot at
a little league softball game
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for trying to start the wave with everyone.
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You say that your favorite color is Jesus.
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Oh, you prefer Triscuits over Wheat Thins.
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And sometimes you don't wear underwear.
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But I got that last one from Artie, so...
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Are you trying to pick me
up? Because if you're gonna
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go lezzy with a cheerleader,
I think the world's kind of
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rooting for you and Quinn Fabray.
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I just want you to know
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that I've taken some
time to get to know you,
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and that who you are is important to me.
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So that I don't feel like I'm being used
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when you ask me to join the Glee Club?
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- Pretty much.
- Look, Rachel.
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You have a reputation for being
an inherently selfish person.
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You rarely ask people what they think,
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and when you do, it's
usually in the context of.
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"What do you think about me?"
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I took a chance and joined.
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Mr. Schuester's Glee Club because
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I knew that even though
it was gonna hurt my rep
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that it was being led
by a kind man committed
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to teaching and that there
were a bunch of kids in there
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that would have my back
when things got hairy.
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Now, what's there?
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A chubber, a transfer student
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and a Bizarro Jaime and Cersei Lannister,
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and an advisor who's
gonna jump ship as soon
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as the real world invites
her back to the stage.
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No, thanks.
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Kitty, we need you.
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All right? Your energy, your enthusiasm.
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I don't know you very well,
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but I know that you love performing.
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I did.
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I did love it.
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You can sing, you can dance.
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And-and, yes, Santana's cruelty
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definitely scarred me
for the rest of my life,
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but I know that the Glee
Club needs a top bitch
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to keep everyone in line.
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I invested everything into Glee Club.
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And what did it get me?
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They all deserted me.
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The only reason I'm still here is
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because Sue needed me for Cheerios!
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I miss singing and dancing
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and the feeling of being in the choir room.
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But I know Sue...
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and I know you.
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And I don't want to jump back
in just to have my heart broken
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again in a couple weeks
when it all goes away.
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Look.
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This is real.
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Okay? I'm not going anywhere
until my job here is done
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and the Glee Club is back
at McKinley permanently.
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Look, you have my word.
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You come back,
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and we'll see this through together.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Hi! Oh! Hi. Hi.
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I thought you'd be in the auditorium.
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The Warblers are about to go on.
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No, no. I know. I-I just, um...
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I've always wanted to use
the McKinley faculty bathroom
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now that I'm sort of faculty myself.
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Oh, so how was it?
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It felt really grown up.
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Oh, well, I'm headed back now.
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Do you want to walk with me?
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Yeah, that be nice.
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Oh, hey.
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- Is that new?
- Oh, yeah.
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I guess so. That's convenient.
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Yeah, sure, they get an elevator
after I already graduate, so...
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All those years of carrying up
all those stairs. Such a drag.
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Were you here when we had to
fight for that ramp outside?
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Oh, I know. That was weird, too.
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You excited to watch the Warblers perform?
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I am. They're really good.
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- How are the New Directions?
- Oh, you know.
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They'll get there.
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What a weird elevator.
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Oh, my God, look, is this
a... is this a bathroom?
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In an elevator?
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I don't think we're moving.
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Just press...
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The doors... the doors aren't opening.
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- No, press the buttons.
- They're not...
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Just press the emergency thing.
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Hello? Hello?
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It should make a buzzing noise.
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- Hello? Hello?
- Hi!
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Let's pry it open. Let's just do one
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at the same... at one time. Ow!
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I think we're locked in.
256
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What kind of elevator is this?
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I don't think this is a real elevator.
258
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- Hey, where's Kurt?
- I have no idea!
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He's not answering any of my
calls or texts or anything.
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Oh, my goodness. I
have just been informed
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by the head Warbler...
Whose name is Tristan
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or Crispin or Montague or-or
something annoyingly fay...
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That their coach is currently missing.
264
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Which, of course, is a shock to all of us.
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Blaine, our hopes and prayers are with you.
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But the show must go on.
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Ladies and lady boys, I give you
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the Dalton Academy Warblers!
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♪ My Sharona ♪
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♪ My Sharona ♪
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♪ Ooh, my little pretty one ♪
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♪ A pretty one ♪
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♪ When you gonna give
me some time, Sharona? ♪
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♪ Ooh, you make my
motor run, my motor run ♪
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♪ Gun it, coming off
of the line, Sharona ♪
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♪ Never gonna stop, give it up ♪
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♪ Such a dirty mind, always get it up ♪
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♪ For the touch of the younger kind ♪
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♪ My, my, my, yi, yi ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
281
00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:14,741
♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ My Sharona ♪
283
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,545
♪ Whoo! ♪
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♪ You spin me right round ♪
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♪ Baby, right round ♪
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♪ Like a record, baby ♪
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♪ Right round, round, round ♪
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♪ If I ♪
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♪ I get to know your name ♪
290
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♪ Well, I ♪
291
00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:50,410
♪ Could trace your
private number, baby ♪
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♪ All I know is that to me ♪
293
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♪ You look like you're having fun ♪
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♪ Open up your loving arms ♪
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♪ Watch out, here I come ♪
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♪ You spin me right
round, baby, right round ♪
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♪ Like a record, baby ♪
298
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♪ Right round, round, round ♪
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♪ I want your love... ♪
300
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♪ All I know is that to me ♪
301
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♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪
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♪ Open up your loving arms ♪
303
00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:20,773
♪ Watch out, here I come ♪
304
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♪ You spin me right
round, baby, right round ♪
305
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,379
♪ Like a record, baby, right round ♪
306
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,847
♪ I need your love... ♪
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♪ You spin me right round ♪
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♪ Baby, right round ♪
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♪ Like a record, baby ♪
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♪ Right round, right round. ♪
311
00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:51,171
Geez! Gosh, you scared me.
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00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:54,040
How did you even...
313
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,309
And I'm already hypnotized.
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Excellent.
315
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,814
I need you to listen to me carefully.
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Operation Break Rachel's Heart.
317
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,683
While Sabotaging the New Directions
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00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,485
is proceeding very nicely.
319
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,720
Have you thought about using a
shorter name for the operation?
320
00:13:07,755 --> 00:13:09,989
Your next objective is
to convince the glee club
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00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:12,392
to perform these three musical numbers
322
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at the invitational tomorrow.
323
00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:15,161
It'll be
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the worst glee club set list
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00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,665
in human history.
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Song number one:
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"Ascension Millennium" by Corey Feldman.
328
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I don't know
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why Corey Feldman is writing songs.
330
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,342
I don't know why he wrote
this particular song.
331
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,946
All I know is that the
first time I heard this song,
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I literally could not move.
333
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,783
Song number two:
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"Dear Mr. Jesus,"
335
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:41,087
a song about the horrors of child abuse
336
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,623
that actually makes you want
to go out and locate a child
337
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,458
for the express purpose of beating him up.
338
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,626
And the third
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00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,596
and final song in the
worst glee club set list
340
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,364
of all time:
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00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:55,068
Tammy Wynette and KLF's...
342
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,136
"Justified and Ancient."
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00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,606
Hands down, the worst song ever written.
344
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,807
Got it.
345
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,609
Outstanding.
346
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,643
Hello, Officer, yes, I would like to file
347
00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:06,079
a missing persons report.
348
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,447
Um, my friend, Kurt Hummel,
349
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:09,048
he didn't show up for work today.
350
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,984
My name is Rachel Berry.
351
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,286
Yes, that was my TV show.
352
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,889
Yes, I've taken acting classes before.
353
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:19,425
You know what, sir, that
is very rude of you, and...
354
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:22,095
Hello? Hello?
355
00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:26,833
Sam, hey, uh, have you heard
356
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,468
- from Kurt or Blaine at all?
- Relax, they're
357
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,303
probably at Sheets N' Things
registering for their wedding.
358
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,071
No, they're just friends now.
359
00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:34,007
No, they're endgame like
us, and to prove my love,
360
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,609
I am going to guarantee you
an invitational championship.
361
00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:37,744
Boom, you're welcome.
362
00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,078
"Justified and Ancient,."
363
00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:40,113
"Ascension Millennium,."
364
00:14:40,114 --> 00:14:41,915
"Dear Mr. Jesus."
365
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,317
- Sam, I don't, I don't know any
of these songs. - Oh, you will.
366
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,752
And as your future husband,
I demand that you do them.
367
00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:47,754
- Oh, God, you're hot.
- Wait, wait.
368
00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,455
What's wrong with you?
369
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,456
I'm crazy in love with you.
370
00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:52,025
Sam, you told me two days ago
371
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,493
that you were in love with Mercedes.
372
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:54,527
That old hag?
373
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,831
Sam! No, look, I just... I'm sorry.
374
00:14:57,865 --> 00:15:00,266
Look, it feels really good to
have a guy be into me right now,
375
00:15:00,301 --> 00:15:02,368
but I just, I have so much going on.
376
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,937
I need my friends, and honestly
377
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,731
you're starting to freak
me out a little bit.
378
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,475
Okay, I-I'm really sorry.
379
00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:11,144
I don't really understand what's
been going on with me lately.
380
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,113
I just have these big gaps in my memory.
381
00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,648
Like, even bigger than normal.
382
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:17,217
Okay, look, I promise
383
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,118
none of that will happen again.
Whatever you want me to do,
384
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:20,353
uh, just let me know. I'm here.
385
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,055
Well, can you help me find Kurt?
386
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,023
And, oh, if you really want
to get in my good graces,
387
00:15:24,058 --> 00:15:25,658
then you can help me find seven new members
388
00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:27,193
for the glee club. All right, I'm on it.
389
00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:28,461
Oh, and, Sam, I'm sorry,
390
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:29,896
I-I'm not gonna use these.
391
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,365
Might be a huge mistake,
392
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,519
but I have to start
trusting my own instincts.
393
00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:42,962
Stop banging!
394
00:15:42,996 --> 00:15:45,364
No one can hear you.
395
00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:46,759
Well, why don't you use your phone?
396
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:48,100
I'm at four percent.
397
00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:50,269
It just died.
398
00:15:50,304 --> 00:15:52,071
You got to stop charging every night.
399
00:15:52,105 --> 00:15:53,439
I've told you a hundred times.
400
00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:55,408
There's no reception in here anyway.
401
00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,979
Well, at least
we got that bathroom.
402
00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:01,414
God, I am losing my mind.
403
00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:03,368
We've got to find a way out of here.
404
00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:10,990
Yeah, I don't...
405
00:16:16,196 --> 00:16:17,897
Hello, Klaine.
406
00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:18,998
Let's play a game.
407
00:16:19,032 --> 00:16:21,467
You're trapped in an elevator.
408
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,602
This isn't an elevator.
409
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,137
You're trapped in an elevator
410
00:16:24,171 --> 00:16:25,271
with a bathroom.
411
00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:27,006
If you don't find a way out,
412
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,741
you'll be forced to eat each other
413
00:16:28,775 --> 00:16:31,277
and then suffocate.
414
00:16:31,311 --> 00:16:33,479
But you have another choice.
415
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:34,313
What?
416
00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:36,616
You and Blaine must kiss.
417
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,017
If you kiss each other,
418
00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:39,919
you will be allowed to leave this room.
419
00:16:39,953 --> 00:16:41,154
That's ridiculous.
420
00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:42,288
That's easy.
421
00:16:42,322 --> 00:16:43,422
That's all we got to do?
422
00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:45,591
Okay. Here we go.
423
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,126
Here we go. Blaine and I
are about to kiss. Ready?
424
00:16:47,161 --> 00:16:48,161
There.
425
00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:49,629
No, not like that.
426
00:16:49,663 --> 00:16:52,331
I want to see you really go at it.
427
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:53,833
Just let us out, please!
428
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,501
Just, no. We're not gonna do that.
429
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,770
Fine, be that way.
430
00:16:57,805 --> 00:16:59,772
You're in for a long night,
431
00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:02,108
as the temperature of this
elevator with a bathroom
432
00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:04,877
rises and rises, and you'll be forced
433
00:17:04,912 --> 00:17:07,780
to remove more and more clothes.
434
00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:10,183
This is insane.
435
00:17:12,152 --> 00:17:14,821
How will you resist each other?
436
00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:17,356
Scantily clad, burning with desire,
437
00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:19,959
enjoying a romantic dinner for two
438
00:17:19,993 --> 00:17:23,463
of roasted corn salad
and seared lamb tapenade,
439
00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:26,999
paired perfectly with a bottle
of playful, full-bodied Cabernet
440
00:17:27,034 --> 00:17:29,669
with just the right amount of spice.
441
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:37,677
Don't fight the Klaine romance.
442
00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:39,345
The choice is yours.
443
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,550
Come on, no! Come on!
444
00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:46,919
Come on!
445
00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:50,256
We are not gonna...
446
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:52,050
- kiss for your amusement.
- Oh, God.
447
00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:54,594
What's in this?
448
00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:57,363
Oh. Oh, that's...
449
00:17:57,398 --> 00:17:59,799
Oh, this is a fun one.
450
00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:03,536
Okay, fine.
451
00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:04,904
I'm in.
452
00:18:04,938 --> 00:18:06,572
Oh, my God, amazing.
453
00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:10,910
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, I called everyone
454
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:12,879
and pushed glee rehearsal for an
hour because I'm still trying...
455
00:18:12,913 --> 00:18:14,047
To come up with a set list
456
00:18:14,081 --> 00:18:15,214
for a performance you're giving tomorrow?
457
00:18:15,249 --> 00:18:16,549
That's so Mr. Shue.
458
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,018
I can't decide if that's sad or adorable.
459
00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:20,286
The answer is adorable.
460
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,788
It's just that Sue is judging,
461
00:18:21,822 --> 00:18:23,523
and if she wasn't, then I'd have it,
462
00:18:23,557 --> 00:18:25,124
but I know she's gonna
hate anything that I pick.
463
00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:26,526
I know.
464
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,194
You know what song she'd like?
465
00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:31,030
No, but I know where to find them.
466
00:18:31,065 --> 00:18:33,299
I probably shouldn't
be letting you do this,
467
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,734
being that you're a student and all.
468
00:18:34,768 --> 00:18:36,703
Plus, we're probably being recorded.
469
00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:39,138
No, I already cut the main
line to the security cameras
470
00:18:39,173 --> 00:18:40,540
and the alarm.
471
00:18:40,574 --> 00:18:42,108
Look, I may not have lived
472
00:18:42,142 --> 00:18:44,744
in some vague outer
borough of New York City,
473
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:46,646
but there's a reason I'm the only glee kid
474
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,082
who survived Sue Sylvester's
regime at McKinley.
475
00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:51,117
Because I'm ruthless, too.
476
00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:52,618
Wait, how do you know her password?
477
00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:57,090
I bribed Becky with a box
of smuggled Mexican Twinkies.
478
00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:59,592
She's got a thing for
third-world snack cakes
479
00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:02,562
made with real sugar and animal shortening.
480
00:19:02,596 --> 00:19:04,764
I don't want to know
481
00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:07,467
what ThunderBolton69 means,
482
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:08,968
but she hasn't changed it in years.
483
00:19:09,003 --> 00:19:10,937
Okay, so what exactly are we looking for?
484
00:19:10,971 --> 00:19:12,605
Sue has a secret playlist
485
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,908
of songs that she's so
emotionally vulnerable to
486
00:19:15,943 --> 00:19:17,243
that they're hidden
487
00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,646
in an encrypted, password-protected folder
488
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,980
only she can access.
489
00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:22,935
Wait, how do you have that password?
490
00:19:24,051 --> 00:19:26,352
Nicaraguan Ding-Dongs.
491
00:19:27,388 --> 00:19:28,921
Take a look
492
00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:30,690
at these.
493
00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:40,600
Dude, it's almost 9:00.
494
00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,268
Wow, that is some serious commitment.
495
00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:44,437
Well, now that Beiste
is gone and you're coach,
496
00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:45,939
I assumed I'm gonna be starting QB.
497
00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:47,340
So I got to be ready, right?
498
00:19:47,374 --> 00:19:51,311
Yeah, um, actually, I kind of...
499
00:19:51,345 --> 00:19:53,713
changed my mind about that.
500
00:19:53,747 --> 00:19:55,281
What?
501
00:19:55,316 --> 00:19:56,783
What are you talking about, man?
502
00:19:56,817 --> 00:19:58,518
You told me that I was gonna be starting.
503
00:19:58,552 --> 00:20:00,553
Well, you know, you got
the arm for it, but, uh,
504
00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:02,188
quarterbacks are leaders, not cowards.
505
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:04,891
Are you calling me a wussy?
506
00:20:04,925 --> 00:20:08,027
Yes, I am, actually. I
am calling you a wussy.
507
00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:10,830
You don't think I've noticed
you skulking around the glee club
508
00:20:10,865 --> 00:20:12,966
or I haven't seen you
coincidentally reading a book
509
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,634
just outside the choir
room during rehearsal?
510
00:20:14,668 --> 00:20:16,302
I'm walking a tightrope, man.
511
00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:17,871
I've got no wiggle room.
512
00:20:17,905 --> 00:20:21,407
I got to be tougher,
stronger and more manly
513
00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:23,076
than everyone else on the team
514
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:26,179
because if they smell even
a little bit of gay on me,
515
00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:27,580
I'm not their teammate anymore.
516
00:20:27,615 --> 00:20:29,315
I'm just another homo.
517
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,184
Dude, that's not true,
okay? Times have changed.
518
00:20:31,218 --> 00:20:35,154
If I join the glee club,
everything I worked so hard for,
519
00:20:35,189 --> 00:20:36,422
it's ruined.
520
00:20:36,457 --> 00:20:38,691
But you want to join.
521
00:20:38,726 --> 00:20:40,326
Of course I do.
522
00:20:40,361 --> 00:20:42,929
I'm a freakin' rock star, man.
523
00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:43,897
All right.
524
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:45,999
But I'm stuck
525
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:48,234
singing and dancing alone in my bedroom,
526
00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:51,104
because I don't want anyone
to think that I'm gay.
527
00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:54,841
Look, man.
528
00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:59,012
Every movement needs a
leader, someone to step out
529
00:20:59,046 --> 00:21:00,680
in the light and say, "Hey, this is me.
530
00:21:00,714 --> 00:21:02,615
This is who I am, and
this is what I stand for."
531
00:21:02,650 --> 00:21:04,384
Look, I get it.
532
00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:05,518
High school is tough.
533
00:21:05,553 --> 00:21:06,686
But you can do this.
534
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,688
And they...
535
00:21:08,722 --> 00:21:11,925
they will lose their judgment
as soon as you lose yours.
536
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,159
I got your back here, dude.
537
00:21:14,094 --> 00:21:15,528
And that guy right there,
538
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:18,264
Finn, was one of my best friends,
539
00:21:18,299 --> 00:21:19,365
and he was
540
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,801
the quarterback here.
541
00:21:21,836 --> 00:21:23,703
And when he joined the glee club,
542
00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:26,573
it changed everything here forever.
543
00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:30,710
Pick up where he left off,
544
00:21:30,745 --> 00:21:32,979
and it'll be the best thing
that's ever happened to you.
545
00:21:39,213 --> 00:21:42,381
I thought you said you'd
never join the glee club again.
546
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,896
Well, someone has to stop you
from marrying your brother.
547
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,689
Oh, uh, Rachel, there's a
policeman in your office.
548
00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:51,791
Finally.
549
00:21:53,227 --> 00:21:54,861
Thank you so much for coming.
My friends are missing...
550
00:21:54,895 --> 00:21:55,895
What are you doing?
551
00:21:55,896 --> 00:21:57,363
You're gonna have to speak up.
552
00:21:57,397 --> 00:21:58,698
I got a bum ear. Scarlet fever.
553
00:21:58,732 --> 00:22:00,133
I know you.
554
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,134
You're the Deaf Choir coach.
555
00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:02,568
Was the Deaf Choir coach.
556
00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:04,270
Oh, yeah, our funding got cut! Again.
557
00:22:04,304 --> 00:22:05,605
And maybe my kids
558
00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:07,874
don't always sing on
key or stay on the beat,
559
00:22:07,908 --> 00:22:09,208
but they got a song in their heart,
560
00:22:09,243 --> 00:22:10,309
and that's worth more
than all the tea in China.
561
00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:12,411
I guarantee you, we will be back.
562
00:22:12,446 --> 00:22:13,646
- Okay.
- But right now,
563
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,314
I got to make a living,
564
00:22:15,349 --> 00:22:16,983
so I'm a part-time cop,
565
00:22:17,017 --> 00:22:18,418
part-time mixed martial arts instructor.
566
00:22:18,452 --> 00:22:19,752
I hear your friends are missing.
567
00:22:19,787 --> 00:22:21,654
What are you doing?
568
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:24,323
Uh, I'm sorry, we're looking
for my friends Kurt and Blaine.
569
00:22:24,358 --> 00:22:26,759
First we got to find Kurt
Hummel and Blaine Anderson.
570
00:22:26,794 --> 00:22:30,063
I'm-I'm so sorry. I'm just
really worried about my friends.
571
00:22:30,097 --> 00:22:31,964
You're probably worried about them,
572
00:22:31,999 --> 00:22:34,434
but I wouldn't if I were
you, because ten to one,
573
00:22:34,468 --> 00:22:36,002
they've eloped to New
York where they belong.
574
00:22:36,036 --> 00:22:37,636
You don't belong there; you're a quitter.
575
00:22:37,638 --> 00:22:40,139
You quit Broadway, you
did that horrible TV show.
576
00:22:40,174 --> 00:22:41,607
You get what you deserve, sister.
577
00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:44,077
And that Karofsky fellow... ugh.
578
00:22:44,111 --> 00:22:45,831
There's no way Blaine
is ending up with him.
579
00:22:45,846 --> 00:22:48,581
That hairy sack of crap, one
time, cut me off at a light
580
00:22:48,615 --> 00:22:50,116
- and gave me the finger.
- I'm sor...
581
00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:51,951
Once a bully, always a bully, I say.
582
00:22:51,985 --> 00:22:53,252
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised
583
00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:54,620
if he kidnapped them.
584
00:22:54,655 --> 00:22:56,122
Wait a minute.
585
00:22:57,057 --> 00:22:59,525
Maybe it was you.
586
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,096
Funny Girl comes right back
to town, gets jealous of
587
00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:04,664
- her more talented friends...
- What?
588
00:23:04,698 --> 00:23:05,998
...so she chops them up
589
00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:07,767
into little bits... Okay...
590
00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:09,168
...puts them on her Hibachi
and feeds them to the new kids,
591
00:23:09,203 --> 00:23:10,203
'cause they're so naive
592
00:23:10,204 --> 00:23:12,004
they'd do anything you asked.
593
00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:13,940
- All right, I get it.
- Uh-huh. You get a lawyer.
594
00:23:13,974 --> 00:23:15,334
I'll do that. Don't you leave town.
595
00:23:15,342 --> 00:23:16,976
Okay.
596
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,846
Uh, why don't we just do what we rehearsed?
597
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,049
The-the Bruno Mars set
list was too predictable.
598
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:24,784
These songs are more unassuming.
599
00:23:24,818 --> 00:23:26,652
They create an emotional resonance.
600
00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:28,154
Um, no disrespect,
601
00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:29,489
but we don't have time for a weekly lesson.
602
00:23:29,523 --> 00:23:30,623
Roderick is right.
603
00:23:30,657 --> 00:23:33,126
Maybe we should just
stick to our original plan.
604
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,561
Or we could shut our traps
and trust our teacher.
605
00:23:35,596 --> 00:23:37,130
Because, the last time I checked,
606
00:23:37,164 --> 00:23:39,499
Rachel Berry has more
talent in her little finger
607
00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:42,168
than anyone in this stinkin', rotten town.
608
00:23:45,773 --> 00:23:49,375
Look, I'm gonna be
perfectly honest with you.
609
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,377
Sue Sylvester hates me.
610
00:23:51,412 --> 00:23:52,979
She always has.
611
00:23:53,013 --> 00:23:54,714
And now she hates you guys
612
00:23:54,748 --> 00:23:56,516
for joining the only club in the school
613
00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:58,418
that she can't control.
614
00:23:58,452 --> 00:24:03,022
But it's not about winning a competition.
615
00:24:03,057 --> 00:24:05,825
It's about being able
to walk down the hallway
616
00:24:05,859 --> 00:24:09,162
and-and face Sue Sylvester...
Or any Sue Sylvester
617
00:24:09,196 --> 00:24:11,097
that you meet for the rest of your life
618
00:24:11,131 --> 00:24:13,232
and-and show them that
we may not always win,
619
00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:15,347
but we're not gonna go
down without a fight.
620
00:24:16,203 --> 00:24:17,570
So if you guys want to quit,
621
00:24:17,604 --> 00:24:18,838
now is the time.
622
00:24:18,872 --> 00:24:19,906
You'll probably have
623
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:21,007
an easier experience
624
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:22,608
at this school if you do.
625
00:24:22,643 --> 00:24:25,678
But if you don't want to,
626
00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:27,680
then we'll just stay here
627
00:24:27,715 --> 00:24:29,682
and-and we'll work super hard
628
00:24:29,717 --> 00:24:31,684
and put our noses to the grindstone
629
00:24:31,719 --> 00:24:33,519
and we might even have
to pull an all-nighter.
630
00:24:33,554 --> 00:24:35,088
An all-nighter?
631
00:24:35,122 --> 00:24:36,456
That's amazing!
632
00:24:37,825 --> 00:24:39,692
Yeah, and we can order pizza
633
00:24:39,727 --> 00:24:41,461
and root beer and have, like, a party.
634
00:24:41,495 --> 00:24:44,030
I'm s... Are-are you joining us?
635
00:24:44,064 --> 00:24:45,298
You want to win, don't you?
636
00:24:45,332 --> 00:24:47,367
Yes! Yes!
637
00:24:47,401 --> 00:24:48,641
Yes, we do!
638
00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:06,231
No, it's-it's
the to-go breadsticks.
639
00:25:06,253 --> 00:25:07,487
We're definitely not gonna kiss later,
640
00:25:07,521 --> 00:25:08,788
'cause I just had, like, a ton of...
641
00:25:08,822 --> 00:25:09,956
Now one, two, three, go.
642
00:25:09,990 --> 00:25:11,124
Yes, okay, I know.
643
00:25:11,158 --> 00:25:12,125
On three. On three means...
644
00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:14,327
One, two, three. Go.
645
00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:31,444
I'll be right back.
646
00:25:31,478 --> 00:25:33,012
Hey.
647
00:25:33,047 --> 00:25:35,087
Look, Rachel, I get that you're mad at me,
648
00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:36,649
but I have a job to do,
649
00:25:36,684 --> 00:25:37,784
and that's coaching Vocal Adrenaline.
650
00:25:37,818 --> 00:25:39,652
I'm sorry.
651
00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:41,087
I was totally out of line.
652
00:25:41,121 --> 00:25:42,188
You were right.
653
00:25:42,222 --> 00:25:43,523
You were just doing your job...
654
00:25:43,557 --> 00:25:45,258
Which, by the way, is a lot harder
655
00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:46,693
than you made it out to be
656
00:25:46,727 --> 00:25:48,194
when you were teaching us.
657
00:25:48,228 --> 00:25:49,662
I know I'm not your student anymore,
658
00:25:49,697 --> 00:25:51,097
but you taught me
659
00:25:51,131 --> 00:25:52,699
a very important lesson in being a teacher,
660
00:25:52,733 --> 00:25:55,201
which is that you have to
be devoted to your kids.
661
00:25:55,235 --> 00:25:57,270
Well, between you and me, it's a lot harder
662
00:25:57,304 --> 00:25:59,505
to be devoted to kids I
don't particularly like.
663
00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:00,840
Sorry.
664
00:26:00,874 --> 00:26:03,176
How are your kids doing?
Are they... they ready?
665
00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:04,978
They're good. Actually, I'm kind of dying.
666
00:26:05,012 --> 00:26:07,347
I just... I want them to be so good.
667
00:26:07,381 --> 00:26:08,715
I-I don't know. It's weird.
668
00:26:08,749 --> 00:26:09,949
I want this part to be over with.
669
00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:11,484
No, no, no. No.
670
00:26:11,518 --> 00:26:13,119
Enjoy this.
671
00:26:13,153 --> 00:26:14,854
Enjoy the beginning and
the not knowing and the...
672
00:26:14,888 --> 00:26:16,222
and the first steps with them.
673
00:26:16,256 --> 00:26:17,496
Because one day,
674
00:26:17,524 --> 00:26:18,558
years from now,
675
00:26:18,592 --> 00:26:20,026
you'll be talking to one of them
676
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,894
and you'll be amazed by the
man or woman they've become.
677
00:26:21,929 --> 00:26:24,163
- Thanks, Mr. Shue.
- Yeah.
678
00:26:25,199 --> 00:26:26,532
You are welcome.
679
00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:28,301
But I am still a little upset with you.
680
00:26:28,335 --> 00:26:29,575
I mean, all I did
681
00:26:29,603 --> 00:26:31,070
was put the best team
I could on that stage.
682
00:26:31,105 --> 00:26:33,072
You were the one that started
in with the dirty tricks,
683
00:26:33,107 --> 00:26:34,574
like sending Sam to steal my mail.
684
00:26:34,608 --> 00:26:35,975
I didn't do that.
685
00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,977
- Sue.
- Sue.
686
00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:39,646
Hey!
687
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,147
Let's move this thing along, huh?
688
00:26:41,181 --> 00:26:43,516
These rotten tomatoes are getting restless.
689
00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:45,018
Great.
690
00:26:45,052 --> 00:26:47,553
Appreciate her, too.
691
00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:49,522
A good nemesis only makes you better.
692
00:26:49,556 --> 00:26:52,036
Break a leg.
693
00:26:53,227 --> 00:26:55,762
Well, that can't be good.
694
00:26:55,796 --> 00:26:57,096
Okay, you ready for this?
695
00:26:57,131 --> 00:26:58,331
All right, cool. Here we go.
696
00:26:58,365 --> 00:26:59,732
Oh! Okay.
697
00:26:59,767 --> 00:27:02,769
This is, this is a,
uh, a creamy pasta dish.
698
00:27:02,803 --> 00:27:05,283
And we said that if we
ever had a celebrity child,
699
00:27:05,306 --> 00:27:07,173
this is what we would name it.
700
00:27:07,207 --> 00:27:09,175
- Fettuccini Alfredo.
- Yes! Yes.
701
00:27:09,209 --> 00:27:10,710
- I always liked that name.
- Yeah.
702
00:27:10,744 --> 00:27:12,412
- Alfredo.
- The little fettuccine.
703
00:27:12,446 --> 00:27:14,013
- Little-little feta.
- Aw...
704
00:27:14,048 --> 00:27:15,181
- Um, all right.
- Mm-hmm.
705
00:27:15,215 --> 00:27:16,616
Um, okay.
706
00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,952
If... if I was an ironic rapper,
707
00:27:18,986 --> 00:27:20,420
this would be my name.
708
00:27:20,454 --> 00:27:21,587
- Ironic rapper.
- Okay.
709
00:27:21,622 --> 00:27:23,423
We-we drink it when we, um...
710
00:27:23,457 --> 00:27:25,058
when we were, when we were playing...
711
00:27:25,092 --> 00:27:26,759
when we were ice skating at Bryant Park.
712
00:27:26,794 --> 00:27:28,428
- Definitely would have to
be something with... - Um...
713
00:27:28,462 --> 00:27:30,129
- ...hot chocolate.
- Yes! Yes.
714
00:27:30,164 --> 00:27:31,397
- Hot chocolate.
- Mm-hmm.
715
00:27:31,432 --> 00:27:32,532
That would be your ironic rapper name.
716
00:27:32,566 --> 00:27:33,566
Good one. Good job.
717
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,760
You would be MC Hot Chocolate.
718
00:27:34,768 --> 00:27:36,135
MC Hot Chocolate.
719
00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:37,704
Oh, the life I never lived.
720
00:27:37,738 --> 00:27:39,138
What a tragedy. You're
in the wrong profession.
721
00:27:39,173 --> 00:27:40,440
What are you, a teacher now? Mm-hmm.
722
00:27:40,474 --> 00:27:41,474
- Yeah.
- You're blowing it.
723
00:27:41,508 --> 00:27:42,909
Okay, my turn. MC Hot Chocolate
724
00:27:42,943 --> 00:27:44,544
is calling your name. All right.
725
00:27:44,578 --> 00:27:46,479
Okay.
726
00:27:46,513 --> 00:27:47,981
Um, okay, this is a dessert.
727
00:27:48,015 --> 00:27:49,549
It's cold. Uh...
728
00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,217
- Um, it comes in a cart...
- Parfait.
729
00:27:51,251 --> 00:27:53,086
Oh, uh, Dave eats this all the time.
730
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,587
Like, he...
731
00:27:54,622 --> 00:27:56,222
a little too much, if you ask me.
732
00:27:56,256 --> 00:27:58,736
He eats so much of this...
733
00:27:59,927 --> 00:28:01,967
So hot in here, I think I'm gonna be sick.
734
00:28:08,636 --> 00:28:11,471
Because you refuse to give back
735
00:28:11,505 --> 00:28:14,407
to the world the Klaine
romance you're depriving it...
736
00:28:14,441 --> 00:28:17,910
A romance it so desperately needs...
737
00:28:17,945 --> 00:28:20,647
We're going to change the game a little.
738
00:28:20,681 --> 00:28:22,849
What is that?
739
00:28:22,883 --> 00:28:25,118
It's the drug Tadalifil
740
00:28:25,152 --> 00:28:26,619
in aerosol form.
741
00:28:26,654 --> 00:28:29,922
And it's filling this room
742
00:28:29,957 --> 00:28:31,824
right now.
743
00:28:31,859 --> 00:28:35,361
It promotes sexual stimulation
by increased blood flow
744
00:28:35,396 --> 00:28:37,263
to the male genitalia.
745
00:28:39,566 --> 00:28:43,102
Try to resist the love you
have for one another, Klaine.
746
00:28:43,137 --> 00:28:45,838
Just know that if you choose to resist,
747
00:28:45,873 --> 00:28:48,107
you choose to die.
748
00:28:48,142 --> 00:28:49,275
The choice is yours.
749
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,778
I want to get out of here.
750
00:28:51,812 --> 00:28:54,280
It's just so hot, and...
751
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:55,715
Yes.
752
00:28:55,749 --> 00:28:58,151
Not sexually hot.
753
00:28:58,185 --> 00:28:59,619
It's just actually hot,
754
00:28:59,653 --> 00:29:01,321
and I want to go home, I
want to get out of here.
755
00:29:01,355 --> 00:29:03,823
Yes. Listen to Blaine.
756
00:29:09,012 --> 00:29:13,476
Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf
of everyone at McKinley,
757
00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:17,046
I sincerely apologize
for the New Directions.
758
00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:21,317
Yeah!
759
00:29:27,758 --> 00:29:31,895
♪ It must have been love ♪
760
00:29:33,430 --> 00:29:37,367
♪ But it's over now ♪
761
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,971
♪ Lay a whisper ♪
762
00:29:42,006 --> 00:29:44,908
♪ On my pillow ♪
763
00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:47,844
♪ Leave the winter ♪
764
00:29:47,878 --> 00:29:50,680
♪ On the ground... ♪
765
00:29:50,714 --> 00:29:52,715
Why don't we just decide beforehand
766
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:55,652
that this doesn't have to mean anything?
767
00:29:55,686 --> 00:29:57,820
We make a promise right
now that it means nothing.
768
00:29:57,855 --> 00:29:59,822
Let's do what we have to do.
769
00:29:59,857 --> 00:30:02,659
♪ And all around ♪
770
00:30:02,693 --> 00:30:05,261
♪ Touch me now ♪
771
00:30:05,296 --> 00:30:08,831
♪ I close my eyes ♪
772
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:12,035
♪ And dream away ♪
773
00:30:13,570 --> 00:30:16,673
♪ It must have been love ♪
774
00:30:16,707 --> 00:30:19,509
♪ But it's over now... ♪
775
00:30:19,543 --> 00:30:22,045
So we're in agreement.
776
00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:23,680
Yeah.
777
00:30:23,714 --> 00:30:26,049
This... doesn't mean anything.
778
00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:28,384
The only reason that
we're doing this is because
779
00:30:28,419 --> 00:30:30,720
it's the only way that
Sue's gonna let us out.
780
00:30:30,754 --> 00:30:32,722
Because Sue is forcing us.
781
00:30:32,756 --> 00:30:33,756
Forcing us.
782
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,358
♪ The water flows ♪
783
00:30:35,392 --> 00:30:37,560
♪ It's where the water flows... ♪
784
00:30:37,594 --> 00:30:39,595
On the count of three.
785
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,064
One...
786
00:30:41,098 --> 00:30:42,765
two...
787
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,367
three.
788
00:30:44,401 --> 00:30:48,404
♪ When I'm in love... ♪
789
00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:55,912
Yes!
790
00:30:55,946 --> 00:30:58,414
♪ It must have been love ♪
791
00:30:58,449 --> 00:31:01,250
♪ But it's over now ♪
792
00:31:01,285 --> 00:31:03,987
♪ It must have been good ♪
793
00:31:04,021 --> 00:31:07,090
♪ But I lost it somehow... ♪
794
00:31:07,124 --> 00:31:08,458
Congratulations, Klaine.
795
00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:13,496
♪ But it's over now ♪
796
00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:17,633
♪ It's where the water flows ♪
797
00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:23,773
♪ It's where the wind blows ♪
798
00:31:25,309 --> 00:31:29,612
♪ It must have been love... ♪
799
00:31:32,616 --> 00:31:36,019
♪ It must have been love ♪
♪ Must have been love... ♪
800
00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:39,455
Kurt! Blaine!
801
00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:43,593
♪ Must have been love. ♪
802
00:31:44,795 --> 00:31:45,928
I'm sorry that we're late.
803
00:31:45,963 --> 00:31:47,363
- Oh, my God, where have you been?
- Hi.
804
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:48,431
You missed the Warblers.
805
00:31:48,465 --> 00:31:49,499
They were really, really good though.
806
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,833
- Hey.
- Hi.
807
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:52,869
- Where were you?
- It's a long story.
808
00:31:54,986 --> 00:31:57,874
- You changed the set
list? - It's a long story.
809
00:32:01,678 --> 00:32:03,046
We got Kitty.
810
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,380
And Spencer?
811
00:32:04,415 --> 00:32:06,716
Yeah, well, that was thanks to Sam.
812
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,218
♪ That's all I wanted ♪
813
00:32:09,253 --> 00:32:13,056
♪ Something special, something sacred ♪
814
00:32:13,090 --> 00:32:15,658
♪ In your eyes ♪
815
00:32:15,692 --> 00:32:17,660
♪ For just one moment ♪
816
00:32:17,694 --> 00:32:21,497
♪ To be bold and naked... ♪
817
00:32:21,532 --> 00:32:25,068
All my emotional
triggers... How can this be?
818
00:32:25,102 --> 00:32:28,571
♪ Sometimes I think that you'll never ♪
819
00:32:28,605 --> 00:32:30,807
♪ Understand me ♪
♪ Understand ♪
820
00:32:30,841 --> 00:32:34,243
♪ Understand, understand me ♪
821
00:32:34,278 --> 00:32:38,147
♪ But something tells me together ♪
822
00:32:38,182 --> 00:32:41,017
♪ We'd be happy ♪
823
00:32:41,051 --> 00:32:43,586
♪ Whoa, whoa, baby ♪
824
00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:45,780
♪ I will be your father
figure ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
825
00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:48,191
♪ Put your tiny hand in
mine ♪
♪ I'd love to ♪
826
00:32:48,225 --> 00:32:50,526
♪ I will be your preacher,
teacher ♪
♪ Be your daddy ♪
827
00:32:50,561 --> 00:32:52,562
♪ Anything you have in mind
♪
♪ It would make me... ♪
828
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,530
I would
say to the young people
829
00:32:54,565 --> 00:32:56,566
and all the others involved,
it's a lot more fun winning.
830
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,234
It hurts to lose an election,
831
00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,536
but stay involved and keep
fighting the good fight.
832
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:04,073
A little while ago,
833
00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:07,076
I had the honor of calling
Senator Barack Obama
834
00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:08,578
to congratulate him...
835
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,252
Please.
836
00:33:13,050 --> 00:33:15,084
I have just called
President Obama
837
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:17,453
to congratulate him on his victory.
838
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:25,862
♪ So when you remember
the ones who have lied ♪
839
00:33:25,896 --> 00:33:27,864
♪ Who said that they cared ♪
840
00:33:27,898 --> 00:33:30,566
♪ But then laughed as you cried ♪
841
00:33:30,601 --> 00:33:33,803
♪ Beautiful darling ♪
842
00:33:33,837 --> 00:33:36,906
♪ Don't think of me ♪
843
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:39,075
♪ Because all I ever wanted ♪
844
00:33:39,109 --> 00:33:41,244
♪ I will be your father figure ♪
845
00:33:41,278 --> 00:33:43,312
♪ Put your tiny hand in mine ♪
846
00:33:43,347 --> 00:33:46,048
♪ I will be your preacher, teacher ♪
847
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:48,384
♪ Anything you have in mind, baby ♪
848
00:33:48,419 --> 00:33:50,386
♪ I will be your father figure ♪
849
00:33:50,421 --> 00:33:52,889
♪ I have had enough of crimes ♪
850
00:33:52,923 --> 00:33:55,625
♪ I will be the one who loves you ♪
851
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,894
♪ Till the end of time ♪
852
00:33:57,928 --> 00:34:00,062
♪ I will be your father... ♪
853
00:34:00,097 --> 00:34:01,931
♪ I will be your... ♪
854
00:34:01,965 --> 00:34:06,903
♪ I will be your preacher
♪
♪ Father... ♪
855
00:34:06,937 --> 00:34:10,973
♪ I will be your father
♪
♪ I'll be your daddy ♪
856
00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:13,776
♪ I will be the one who loves you ♪
857
00:34:13,811 --> 00:34:17,647
♪ Till the end of ♪
858
00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:21,317
♪ Time... ♪
859
00:34:37,835 --> 00:34:39,469
♪ I'm lying alone ♪
860
00:34:39,503 --> 00:34:42,171
♪ With my head on the phone ♪
861
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:45,875
♪ Thinking of you till it hurts ♪
862
00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:47,877
♪ I know you hurt, too ♪
863
00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:50,546
♪ But what else can we do? ♪
864
00:34:50,581 --> 00:34:54,817
♪ Tormented and torn apart ♪
865
00:34:54,852 --> 00:34:59,222
♪ I wish I could carry
your smile in my heart ♪
866
00:34:59,256 --> 00:35:03,326
♪ For times when my life seems so low ♪
867
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,661
♪ It would make me believe ♪
868
00:35:05,696 --> 00:35:07,730
♪ What tomorrow could bring ♪
869
00:35:07,765 --> 00:35:11,834
♪ When today doesn't really know ♪
870
00:35:11,869 --> 00:35:15,304
♪ Doesn't really know ♪
871
00:35:15,339 --> 00:35:16,973
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
872
00:35:17,007 --> 00:35:19,308
♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
873
00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:20,910
♪ I know you were right ♪
874
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,813
♪ Believing for so long ♪
875
00:35:23,847 --> 00:35:25,815
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
876
00:35:25,849 --> 00:35:28,151
♪ What am I without you? ♪
877
00:35:28,185 --> 00:35:30,153
♪ I can't be too late ♪
878
00:35:30,187 --> 00:35:33,422
♪ To say that I was so wrong ♪
879
00:35:37,361 --> 00:35:39,028
♪ What... ♪
880
00:35:39,062 --> 00:35:42,498
♪ What are you thinking of? ♪
881
00:35:42,533 --> 00:35:46,869
♪ La, la, what are you thinking of... ♪
882
00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:57,079
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
883
00:35:57,114 --> 00:35:59,248
♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
884
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:01,117
♪ I know you were right ♪
885
00:36:01,151 --> 00:36:03,953
♪ Believing for so long ♪
886
00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:06,522
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
887
00:36:06,557 --> 00:36:09,025
♪ What am I without you? ♪
888
00:36:09,059 --> 00:36:10,560
♪ I can't be too late ♪
889
00:36:10,594 --> 00:36:14,197
♪ To say that I was so wrong... ♪
890
00:36:14,231 --> 00:36:16,432
♪ Whoa... ♪
891
00:36:42,192 --> 00:36:44,672
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
892
00:36:47,219 --> 00:36:49,787
In third place, and just not
doing a very good job at all,
893
00:36:49,822 --> 00:36:51,689
ladies and gentlemen, from Dalton Academy,
894
00:36:51,723 --> 00:36:53,843
- the Warblers.
- What?
895
00:36:55,694 --> 00:36:57,662
You really didn't do a very good job.
896
00:36:57,696 --> 00:36:58,996
Congratulations.
897
00:37:00,365 --> 00:37:02,333
And in second place,
898
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:05,069
this year's runner-up and winner
899
00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:08,806
of this bedazzled bowling
pin I found in the Dumpster,
900
00:37:08,841 --> 00:37:11,008
from Carmel High, Vocal Adrenaline.
901
00:37:16,048 --> 00:37:17,348
Congratulations.
902
00:37:17,382 --> 00:37:18,749
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
903
00:37:18,784 --> 00:37:20,084
And finally,
904
00:37:20,118 --> 00:37:21,819
first place for this year's invitational...
905
00:37:21,854 --> 00:37:23,221
I don't know how they did it,
906
00:37:23,255 --> 00:37:24,889
because they were sitting on stools,
907
00:37:24,923 --> 00:37:26,357
singing in unison...
908
00:37:26,391 --> 00:37:28,431
Ladies and gentlemen, from McKinley High,
909
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,594
New Directions!
910
00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:49,614
I'm sorry, Clint.
911
00:37:49,648 --> 00:37:51,182
I-I know that you feel disappointed.
912
00:37:51,216 --> 00:37:53,117
Disappointed?
913
00:37:53,152 --> 00:37:54,619
Look, it's not always about winning.
914
00:37:54,653 --> 00:37:55,753
Come on, please.
915
00:37:55,787 --> 00:37:57,288
You screwed us, Schuester.
916
00:37:57,322 --> 00:37:59,423
You care more about your
little prodigal troll,
917
00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:01,025
Rachel Berry, than us.
918
00:38:01,059 --> 00:38:03,628
I'm a senior; this matters to me.
919
00:38:03,662 --> 00:38:05,129
So you better watch your back.
920
00:38:05,164 --> 00:38:06,464
Don't talk to me like that.
921
00:38:06,498 --> 00:38:07,865
I'm your coach and your teacher.
922
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:10,001
We'll see about that.
923
00:38:20,846 --> 00:38:22,146
Like what you see?
924
00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:26,884
Sweet William, here we are again.
925
00:38:26,919 --> 00:38:28,619
Well, I hope you're happy, Sue.
926
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,121
Oh, I am.
927
00:38:30,155 --> 00:38:31,622
I'm absolutely over the moon, actually.
928
00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:33,624
Something profound
happened to me out there,
929
00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:35,560
listening to that music.
930
00:38:35,594 --> 00:38:37,595
I've purged the anger.
931
00:38:37,629 --> 00:38:39,831
Well, I'm happy for you, Sue.
932
00:38:39,865 --> 00:38:41,899
Oh, I'm happy for me, too.
933
00:38:41,934 --> 00:38:44,735
And if you...
934
00:38:44,770 --> 00:38:47,238
ever...
935
00:38:47,272 --> 00:38:50,241
litter at my school again
and expect me to clean it up,
936
00:38:50,275 --> 00:38:52,577
you sorry excuse for a stain
937
00:38:52,611 --> 00:38:56,514
on a dead tramp's lacy panties,
938
00:38:56,548 --> 00:38:58,683
I swear to sweet holy Satan,
939
00:38:58,717 --> 00:39:01,052
I will end you.
940
00:39:11,063 --> 00:39:12,864
Hello, Klaine.
941
00:39:12,898 --> 00:39:14,265
Stop calling us that!
942
00:39:14,299 --> 00:39:16,100
Are you aware we could have you locked up
943
00:39:16,135 --> 00:39:17,535
in a federal prison for 20 years?
944
00:39:17,569 --> 00:39:19,637
What you did to us falls
under the legal definition
945
00:39:19,671 --> 00:39:20,972
of kidnapping.
946
00:39:21,006 --> 00:39:23,307
I genuinely have no idea
what you're talking about.
947
00:39:23,342 --> 00:39:26,310
Are you kidding? We were
locked in an overheated elevator
948
00:39:26,345 --> 00:39:29,213
with a little Sue Sylvester
thing in a tracksuit
949
00:39:29,248 --> 00:39:31,382
and on-on a tricycle with a
hideous papier-mâché face.
950
00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:32,884
Remember that?
951
00:39:32,918 --> 00:39:35,553
Becky did it.
952
00:39:35,587 --> 00:39:37,155
- I can't. This is pointless.
- You know what?
953
00:39:37,189 --> 00:39:38,523
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a sec.
954
00:39:38,557 --> 00:39:40,792
Y-You know... you know what, Sue?
955
00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:43,461
Whatever you were trying to do,
956
00:39:43,495 --> 00:39:45,329
I want you to know that...
957
00:39:45,364 --> 00:39:47,331
it backfired.
958
00:39:47,366 --> 00:39:51,302
Because all it really
did was help Kurt and I
959
00:39:51,336 --> 00:39:54,672
get over whatever resentment
and whatever bitterness
960
00:39:54,706 --> 00:39:56,808
we were holding in, and it made us realize
961
00:39:56,842 --> 00:40:00,311
that-that we are... we're-we're
just better as friends, okay?
962
00:40:00,345 --> 00:40:02,513
So we should actually thank you.
963
00:40:02,548 --> 00:40:03,581
Well, then thank me.
964
00:40:03,615 --> 00:40:05,917
- Thank you.
- Don't actually thank her.
965
00:40:05,951 --> 00:40:07,819
So...
966
00:40:07,853 --> 00:40:09,821
Klaine is no more, huh?
967
00:40:09,855 --> 00:40:11,356
Okay.
968
00:40:11,390 --> 00:40:15,326
Well, guess I'll have to find a new hobby,
969
00:40:15,361 --> 00:40:18,496
like operating a bookmaking
outfit that runs the numbers
970
00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:21,232
on which of your current
boyfriends dies first.
971
00:40:21,266 --> 00:40:26,838
The gropey geriatric that
Porcelain reads the newspaper to
972
00:40:26,872 --> 00:40:29,107
or the bloated, suicidal,
diabetic ex-bully
973
00:40:29,141 --> 00:40:34,245
that the gay, shaven, teenage
Tom Selleck chooses to bone.
974
00:40:41,286 --> 00:40:44,956
Becky, this space feels
more like somebody's memory
975
00:40:44,990 --> 00:40:48,126
of a storage unit, and
that memory is fading.
976
00:40:49,995 --> 00:40:52,797
It's like there was never
anything here but jungle.
977
00:40:52,831 --> 00:40:54,899
What are you talking about?
978
00:40:54,933 --> 00:40:58,736
And time, well, time is a flat circle.
979
00:40:58,771 --> 00:41:03,608
And we have had a most awesome week, Becky.
980
00:41:03,642 --> 00:41:05,610
Honestly, what we accomplished in this week
981
00:41:05,644 --> 00:41:07,278
makes it feel like two weeks.
982
00:41:07,312 --> 00:41:09,480
Your plan didn't work out.
983
00:41:09,515 --> 00:41:13,318
Kurt and Gay Blaine aren't together.
984
00:41:13,352 --> 00:41:15,953
Oh, Becky.
985
00:41:15,988 --> 00:41:18,489
I've got Klaine right where I want them.
986
00:41:18,524 --> 00:41:20,992
See here? Right on schedule.
987
00:41:21,026 --> 00:41:24,162
Week five, Klaine friends again.
988
00:41:24,196 --> 00:41:27,332
We still have six more weeks for scheming,
989
00:41:27,366 --> 00:41:30,868
possibly seven, depending
on network preemptions.
990
00:41:32,037 --> 00:41:33,671
This is kind of garbage.
991
00:41:33,706 --> 00:41:35,406
That's not even a real trophy.
992
00:41:35,441 --> 00:41:37,308
It's a start.
993
00:41:37,343 --> 00:41:41,179
From small things, big things one day come.
994
00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:42,780
Hold up, Rachel.
995
00:41:42,815 --> 00:41:43,815
I got this.
996
00:41:44,650 --> 00:41:45,783
Listen up, noobs.
997
00:41:46,952 --> 00:41:48,186
We just went up against
998
00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:49,520
the two best show choirs in the state.
999
00:41:49,555 --> 00:41:50,955
They were full of seniors
1000
00:41:50,990 --> 00:41:52,857
who have been working together for years.
1001
00:41:52,891 --> 00:41:54,171
They thought they were gonna come
1002
00:41:54,193 --> 00:41:56,094
into our house and push us around.
1003
00:41:56,128 --> 00:41:58,208
But now they all went home
feeling like their willies
1004
00:41:58,230 --> 00:41:59,230
are two inches shorter.
1005
00:41:59,231 --> 00:42:00,765
Now, I expect to make fun
1006
00:42:00,799 --> 00:42:03,034
of all of you at some point. Fat kid,
1007
00:42:03,068 --> 00:42:05,270
gay boy, creepy incest twins, other girl.
1008
00:42:05,304 --> 00:42:08,773
But I never want to hear any
of you disparaging the things
1009
00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:10,942
that we do as a team.
1010
00:42:10,976 --> 00:42:12,610
Got it?
1011
00:42:12,645 --> 00:42:13,945
Um...
1012
00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:15,780
can I just say something?
1013
00:42:15,814 --> 00:42:18,149
I just wanted to say thank you to Ms. Berry
1014
00:42:18,183 --> 00:42:20,818
and Mr. Hummel for, you
know, bringing us all together
1015
00:42:20,853 --> 00:42:22,720
and helping us do so well up there.
1016
00:42:22,755 --> 00:42:24,389
You guys are both really good teachers.
1017
00:42:24,423 --> 00:42:27,458
Thank you. As your teachers, we just
1018
00:42:27,493 --> 00:42:30,128
want to say how proud of you guys we are.
1019
00:42:30,162 --> 00:42:31,563
I mean, I never would've
thought coming back here
1020
00:42:31,597 --> 00:42:33,164
that I would step on a
stage without disintegrating
1021
00:42:33,198 --> 00:42:35,667
into a puddle, but thank
you, guys, so much just for...
1022
00:42:35,701 --> 00:42:37,635
I heard she tends
to make everything about herself.
1023
00:42:37,670 --> 00:42:39,504
Shh, if you're
gonna say things like that to me,
1024
00:42:39,538 --> 00:42:41,372
you need to use your psychic inside voice.
1025
00:42:41,407 --> 00:42:43,841
It's just the
beginning, guys. - Got it?
1026
00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:47,248
Everyone put your hand in. I'm gonna lead
you through an ancient Glee tradition.
1027
00:42:47,287 --> 00:42:50,866
All right, on three, give me an
"amazing." Kitty, count us in.
1028
00:42:50,891 --> 00:42:54,385
- One, two, three.
- Amazing!
1029
00:42:54,408 --> 00:43:00,302
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