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In a world where
everything changes,
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some things always stay the same.
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They say there's only three things
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death, taxes and Dalton Academy.
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When Kurt and I broke up,
I was devastated.
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I thought I was gonna spend
the rest of my life with him,
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and then suddenly he was gone.
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My therapist told me
I should concentrate
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music.
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And then... I couldn't even do that.
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But then I started
coaching the Warblers
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and I was totally reinvigorated.
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♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
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I know I stepped out of the box
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when I started dating Dave,
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but honestly I thought.
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I needed to shake things up
even more.
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I mean, everyone's always saying
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change is a good thing, right?
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So I stopped gelling my hair.
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Terrorist!
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I even stopped wearing bow ties.
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Hey.
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It's me. It's Blaine.
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Look, bro, okay, I don't
care what your name is.
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I'm not into that stuff.
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It was that moment.
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I realized that
I didn't need to change it up.
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I had to get back
to where I once belonged,
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and that's Dalton Academy,
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where no matter what happens,
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you can always count on the fact
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that nothing's ever gonna change.
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Excuse me.
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Can I help you?
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You're Mr. Anderson, right?
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Um, my name's Jane.
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I am... new to Dalton.
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Uh... what do you mean?
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You're a girl.
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My dad went to Dalton.
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And two of my uncles.
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That's nice.
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But then here I was,
stuck at one of
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the lowest-performing
public schools in Ohio,
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with no arts, no music...
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So my parents brought a Title IX
lawsuit against Dalton Academy
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and won.
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That's shocking.
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I mean, that's-that's amazing.
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Thanks, that's nice to hear.
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Anyway, I talked to
the Dean of Performing Arts,
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and he said I should talk to you.
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I want to be a Warbler.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Attention, McKinley idiots.
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It's homecoming week,
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which means that
a bunch of old farts
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will be creeping
around the hallways
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like Game of Throne
White Walkers...
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Did you hear?
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The glee club is back!
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...horrifying me
with their beer bellies
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and their liver spots.
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And that's just the class of 2012.
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The sign-up sheet is right over here.
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FYI,
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the much-beloved McKinley High
homecoming dance
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is canceled, due to...
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uh, let's say Sharia Law.
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Lima Loser.
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I mean, honestly, I forgot
how cold those slushees are.
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They chill you to the bone!
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I'm so sorry that happened, Rachel.
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All right, guys, dinner is served.
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You know what, though?
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It didn't really bother me.
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It's like I felt good
being an underdog again,
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like I was getting back
to my McKinley roots.
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All that from getting
slusheed in the face?
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Well, I guess Becky
did you a solid.
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Well, I don't know.
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Uh, wait, so you two
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Yes. Not really.
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Well, I guess we haven't come
around to that conversation yet.
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We're just focusing on
recruiting right now, so...
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Oh, uh...
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Oh.
Oh, guess that's Blaine.
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Oh, hey, buddy.
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Come on in.
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Hey, everybody.
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Oh, my God, you will not believe
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the day that I just had.
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Sorry I'm late.
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- What did I miss?
- Uh, not much,
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but since I have you all here,
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we might as well get started.
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Mm-hmm.
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We have some fierce show choir
competition ahead of us
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and, uh, I think we should
lay down some ground rules.
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Yes. Uh, like no stealing
each other's set lists
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and no spying.
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- And no poaching.
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And always be supportive
and clap for each other,
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no matter what.
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I actually really,
really need everyone's advice.
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I have a huge dilemma.
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A girl wants to join the Warblers.
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What's the dilemma?
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You cannot be on the wrong
side of history here.
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I mean, you of all people
should know that.
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Well, I know, I just think
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that tradition is important, too,
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- you know?
- Yeah, well,
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some traditions
are meant to be broken.
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You have to let her try out.
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I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
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A house divided against itself
cannot stand.
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This house is built
on a foundation of lies.
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The Warblers
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is a house of lies!
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Order!
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Look, look.
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No decision has been made yet.
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I'm just presenting the issue
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for the Warbler Council to discuss.
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Should female students
be allowed to join?
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You know, okay.
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All right, what's next, huh?
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Cat and dog Warblers?
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I mean, the very question
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is risible.
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How about a student who's a skunk?
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Should it be allowed
to become a Warbler?
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We can't have a girl Warbler.
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Imagine the sexual tension.
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We would never get anything done.
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But, uh, aren't most of you guys gay?
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How dare you?!
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I have a girlfriend.
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We all have girlfriends.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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Order. Order.
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Warblers, as coach,
I am a non-voting member
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of this body,
and once a vote is cast,
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I will respect
the council's decision.
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But let's be on the right side
of history here.
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Dr. King... he said that the arc
of the moral universe
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bends toward justice, and...
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isn't justice all about
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equal rights and equal opportunity
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and inclusion? I mean...
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What about squirrels?
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I mean,
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should squirrels be allowed
to join the Warblers?
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Th-The very premise of your argument
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is laughable.
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So is yours!
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- Order!
- Order.
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Thank you, gentlemen,
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for that... high-minded debate.
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As Head Warbler, I'd like
to propose a compromise.
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Why take the unprecedented step
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of amending the Warbler constitution
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when we may not even need to?
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We may be allowed to refuse
entry based on gender.
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And we may not.
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That's an open question.
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But what is not in question
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is our right to refuse entry
based on talent.
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What I'm saying is,
shouldn't we first find out
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if she can even sing?
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Hmm?
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All those in favor?
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♪ Aye. ♪
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Well, I never agreed
to be your assistant.
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I'm just saying, co-chair
seems a little more fair.
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Yeah? Well, you never
would have thought
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to do your work-study program
here at McKinley
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if I wasn't here in the first place.
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Okay. Well, let just hold off
on the whole labels issue
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until we actually have
a glee club to lead.
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Fine.
Where did you put.
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"We Both Reached for the Gun"
from Chicago?
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1975 to 1980.
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You organized them
chronologically?
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Yes.
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Wait a minute.
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What does Xanadu have
to do with Ace of Base?
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I'm filing them
based on emotion,
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as we always should
have filed them.
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All right, this pile
is Divas Strike Back
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and that pile is
Cherish Yourself
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and that pile right
there is Makeovers,
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'cause we always tend to
love a good makeover.
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Great. Well, we just
wasted the past two hours,
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and now we have to start over
all over again.
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Okay, there is no point
in organizing sheet music
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if we don't have any members.
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Rachel, you've got
to get more proactive
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if you expect this to work.
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All right, you can't just
post a sign-up sheet
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and-and expect people
to sign up, like Mr. Shue did.
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McKinley has changed.
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Sue has got these kids thinking
the arts don't even exist.
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We have got to show them
that Glee is possible.
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I'll be in the auditorium.
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♪ Can you hear me
now, can you hear me now? ♪
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♪ I'm singing out... ♪
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I promise I am not looking
at anyone or anything,
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I just am looking...
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Don't worry. Sorry, guys.
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And...
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Can you hear me now,
can you hear me now? ♪
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♪ I'm singing out... ♪
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Oh, my God, Sam,
you hear it, too?
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Yeah, is it like
a high-pitched ringing
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but only in your left ear?
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Because yes, I do, all the time.
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I never wanted
Mr. Shue to know
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because he's like God to me,
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but now that you know,
I feel like I can tell you
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all this stuff that I've
been holding... Shh!
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I hear it now.
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I swear I heard it.
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I know it's true.
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Yeah.
No, I believe you, Rachel.
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I mean... doctors won't,
but I believe you.
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Found the God mic.
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Hmm.
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Okay...
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I know things got
a little crazy earlier,
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and we both said some things
about your life
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that weren't very nice, so...
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Mostly me.
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Wait, why are you smiling?
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'Cause you were right.
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A-About me hiding in here
and not being proactive.
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But when you left yesterday,
I had an epiphany
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and I heard a voice.
You-you found a student?
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Not exactly, but I heard him.
At least I think it's a him.
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Well, let's not label or judge.
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The point is,
is that you were right.
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About everything.
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They're out there.
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They're here, right now,
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in McKinley,
hiding in plain sight.
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They just need something huge
to draw them out,
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to show them what they could be.
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Uh-huh.
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So I got on the phone.
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With who?
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With everyone!
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Surprise!
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Yay!
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Let's go say hi.
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What's up?
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Hi, guys!
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Pull up, pull up.
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Artie!
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Hi...
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I missed you!
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- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
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Hi!
Missed your musk.
266
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Hi.
267
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Oh, my God.
268
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Hey.
269
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Now the whole gang is back
270
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to reboot the glee club.
271
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Damn it, you guys,
you said you'd wait for me
272
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- to park the rental car!
- Oh...
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Tina! Tina!
274
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Come on!
Come over here,
275
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let's go.
276
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Tina, Tina, Tina,
277
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- Tina, Tina, Tina...
- Come on, Tina!
278
00:09:33,091 --> 00:09:36,694
...Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina...
279
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Yay, group hug!
280
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Are you still a virgin?
281
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Sam...
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Hugs, everybody!
283
00:09:46,451 --> 00:09:48,085
It's so great to have
you all together
284
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in this room again.
285
00:09:49,287 --> 00:09:51,349
It means so much to us
that you would come
286
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at the drop of a hat.
287
00:09:52,314 --> 00:09:53,847
Artie, are you drawing me?
288
00:09:53,882 --> 00:09:55,449
- Nope, just your boobs.
- Hmm.
289
00:09:55,483 --> 00:09:57,351
I'm practicing for my
storyboarding class.
290
00:09:57,385 --> 00:09:58,452
Okay, we need to focus.
291
00:09:58,486 --> 00:09:59,520
Yeah, guys, we really got
to focus here, okay?
292
00:09:59,554 --> 00:10:00,688
We-We're in crisis mode,
all right?
293
00:10:00,722 --> 00:10:02,142
Glee Club has done so
much for all of us.
294
00:10:02,152 --> 00:10:03,452
You know? It brought
us together,
295
00:10:03,487 --> 00:10:05,454
it-it gave us hope, it
put us out in the world.
296
00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:06,555
And it brought
some of us home again.
297
00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:07,656
She's talking about me.
298
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,891
Here's the situation.
299
00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:10,693
We need you guys back...
Not all the time,
300
00:10:10,727 --> 00:10:12,161
we realize that you have lives
in other places.
301
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,363
We've got to get Glee Club
back on its feet, you know?
302
00:10:14,398 --> 00:10:16,899
Especially since now some
of us are the competition.
303
00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,300
He's talking about
Shue and Blaine.
304
00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:19,402
We need you back.
305
00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:20,503
Not all the time,
306
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,138
but if you're not here,
307
00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:23,906
then the tradition of the club
we love so much will be gone.
308
00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:26,242
So we're going to find kids
that can bring something to it
309
00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:27,576
the same way that we did,
310
00:10:27,611 --> 00:10:28,911
and we will mentor them
based on our strengths.
311
00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:30,413
But right
now we really got
312
00:10:30,447 --> 00:10:31,647
to get out there
and take on the school.
313
00:10:31,681 --> 00:10:33,182
You know, really
rattle Sue's cage.
314
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,084
We are going to give McKinley
315
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a little taste of what
they've been missing.
316
00:10:44,695 --> 00:10:45,761
♪ Da da da da da ♪
317
00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:47,496
♪ Da da da da-da-da-da ♪
318
00:10:47,531 --> 00:10:48,664
♪ Da da da da da ♪
319
00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:50,900
♪ Da da da da-da-da-da-da ♪
320
00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:52,401
♪ Da da da da da da da ♪
321
00:10:52,436 --> 00:10:53,436
♪ Da da da da da ♪
322
00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:54,570
♪ Da da da-da-da ♪
323
00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:55,604
♪ Da da da da da da ♪
324
00:10:55,639 --> 00:10:58,674
♪ Talking away ♪
325
00:10:58,709 --> 00:11:01,510
♪ I don't know
what I'm to say, I'll ♪
326
00:11:01,545 --> 00:11:03,879
♪ Say it anyway ♪
327
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:07,450
♪ Today isn't my day
to find you ♪
328
00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:09,051
♪ Shying away ♪
329
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,955
♪ I'll be coming
for your love, okay? ♪
330
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:16,859
♪ Take on me... ♪
331
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,928
♪ Take on me ♪
332
00:11:18,962 --> 00:11:22,698
♪ Take me on... ♪
333
00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:24,567
♪ Take on me ♪
334
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,704
♪ I'll be gone ♪
335
00:11:28,739 --> 00:11:35,311
♪ In a day or two... ♪
336
00:11:35,345 --> 00:11:36,879
♪ Da da da da da ♪
337
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,114
♪ Da da da da-da-da-da ♪
338
00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:39,582
♪ Da da da da da ♪
339
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,450
♪ Da da da-da-da-da-da ♪
340
00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:43,819
♪ Da da da da da,
da da da da-da-da-da ♪
341
00:11:43,854 --> 00:11:45,287
♪ Da da da da da ♪
342
00:11:45,322 --> 00:11:46,489
♪ Da da da-da-da-da-da ♪
343
00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:47,957
♪ Da da da da da ♪
344
00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:49,492
♪ Da da da da-da-da-da ♪
345
00:11:49,526 --> 00:11:51,994
♪ Da da da da da,
da da da-da-da ♪
346
00:11:52,029 --> 00:11:55,998
♪ Oh, things that you say ♪
347
00:11:56,033 --> 00:12:00,736
♪ Is it life or just
to play my worries away? ♪
348
00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:05,074
♪ You're all the things
I've got to remember ♪
349
00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:07,276
♪ You're shying away ♪
350
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,912
♪ I'll be coming
for you anyway ♪
351
00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:13,516
♪ Take on me... ♪
352
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,518
♪ Take on me ♪
353
00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:19,488
♪ Take me on... ♪
354
00:12:19,523 --> 00:12:21,357
♪ Take on me ♪
355
00:12:21,391 --> 00:12:25,795
♪ I'll be gone ♪
356
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:32,435
♪ In a day... ♪
♪ Take on me, take on me ♪
357
00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:37,807
♪ Take me on... ♪
♪ Oh, take me on ♪
358
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:43,112
♪ I'll be gone ♪
359
00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:49,318
♪ In a day... ♪
360
00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:06,002
Did you hear the joke
361
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,471
about the fat kid
who always wears headphones?
362
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,706
He wears them
so he doesn't have to hear
363
00:13:10,741 --> 00:13:12,241
your lame-ass fat jokes.
364
00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:15,478
'Cause, believe me,
I've heard them all.
365
00:13:15,512 --> 00:13:17,914
And this is my senior year.
366
00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:20,183
It's supposed to be
the best year of my life,
367
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:23,219
but instead I'm a no-name
transfer from Chicago,
368
00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:25,655
and not one of these
McKinley douche bags
369
00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:28,257
has bothered to talk to me.
370
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:29,826
Whatever.
371
00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,394
Who needs them?
372
00:13:31,428 --> 00:13:34,831
I've got my boys: Tupac,
Hendrix, Jagger, Sinatra.
373
00:13:34,865 --> 00:13:37,400
Music might be my only friend,
374
00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:40,169
but it's the only friend
that I need.
375
00:13:40,204 --> 00:13:41,938
Still...
376
00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,507
wouldn't kill me
to meet some people here.
377
00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:46,843
Maybe make some friends?
378
00:13:46,877 --> 00:13:49,412
Some real friends.
379
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,181
I'm sorry, what?
380
00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:53,783
Are you thinking of trying out
for the glee club?
381
00:13:53,817 --> 00:13:55,218
- I-I just saw the...
- Fantastic.
382
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,353
I'm Rachel Berry,
and I'm rebooting McKinley's
383
00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:59,522
award-winning New Directions!
With my best friend Kurt Hummel.
384
00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:00,923
You may have heard of us.
385
00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:02,625
We're taking a break from
our showbiz careers right now
386
00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:03,860
just to give back
to the community.
387
00:14:03,894 --> 00:14:05,294
I'm so sorry.
I didn't even ask your name.
388
00:14:05,329 --> 00:14:06,596
- Uh, Roderick.
- Okay, Roderick,
389
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,264
so auditions are next week,
and we're asking everyone
390
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:09,765
to prepare an up-tempo song
and a ballad.
391
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,867
Do you have any favorites?
392
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,034
- I...
- Fantastic.
393
00:14:12,069 --> 00:14:13,536
Okay, so I would pick
something not too obscure...
394
00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:14,704
Like "Corner of the Sky"
from Pippin.
395
00:14:14,738 --> 00:14:15,972
Isn't that, like,
the best song ever?
396
00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:17,740
And then I would pick
something not too popular.
397
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,375
Try not to stay within,
like, two minutes.
398
00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:22,044
And if I were you, I would do,
like, 16 to 32 bars.
399
00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:24,480
- Here's some sheet music for...
- Uh, listen, I... I'm sorry.
400
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,549
I-I-I'm really busy after school
401
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:27,917
with everything, so...
402
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,819
- Okay, are you sure?
- Thank you.
403
00:14:29,853 --> 00:14:31,687
It was nice meeting you.
404
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,750
Nice going, Berry.
You scared him off.
405
00:14:38,362 --> 00:14:40,062
Jane, wait up. Wait.
406
00:14:40,097 --> 00:14:41,230
The Warbler Council has decided
407
00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:43,099
to let you come in
and sing for them.
408
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,734
They want to see
how talented you are
409
00:14:44,768 --> 00:14:46,102
before they decide to overturn
410
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,470
a 100-year-old males-only policy.
411
00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:49,071
Let me get this straight.
412
00:14:49,106 --> 00:14:51,507
I have to go in there
and perform for the Warblers
413
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,142
just to make sure
I'm good enough
414
00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:54,677
to warrant them
taking a closer look
415
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:55,945
at their already sexist
416
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,939
and discriminatory
admission policies?
417
00:14:57,948 --> 00:14:59,415
Yeah.
418
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,818
Hey, Jane, Jane, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
419
00:15:01,852 --> 00:15:03,092
Just-just listen to me.
420
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,489
Look, the Warblers are
a very old organization.
421
00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:09,003
I mean, they've been around
since the War of 1812.
422
00:15:10,394 --> 00:15:12,995
When Francis Scott Key sang
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
423
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,150
to an ailing
President William Henry Harrison
424
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,534
on his death bed,
the Warblers sung behind him.
425
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,603
The point
that I'm trying to make
426
00:15:20,637 --> 00:15:22,839
is that sometimes change
is scary,
427
00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:24,941
even when it doesn't seem
all that significant,
428
00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:26,442
and I'm telling you,
429
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:27,944
it would mean so much to me...
430
00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:30,012
And-and it could mean
so much to the Warblers...
431
00:15:30,047 --> 00:15:33,015
If you'd just...
if you could swallow your pride,
432
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,930
come in and show us
what you got.
433
00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:37,153
And before you do,
434
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,689
there is someone
I want you to meet.
435
00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:42,325
Jane, meet Rachel Berry,
436
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,026
the greatest performer
437
00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:45,294
I have ever known.
438
00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:47,029
Ms. Berry, it's so nice
to actually meet you.
439
00:15:47,064 --> 00:15:48,464
You're a legend.
440
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:50,233
Yeah, well, that's not
the general opinion these days,
441
00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:51,801
but thank you...
It's an honor to help.
442
00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:54,637
I think you are in the
best possible hands.
443
00:15:54,671 --> 00:15:55,972
My work is done here,
444
00:15:56,006 --> 00:15:58,241
and I think I should leave
you two ladies alone.
445
00:15:58,275 --> 00:15:59,742
All right.
446
00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:03,813
Um... can I say something?
447
00:16:03,847 --> 00:16:05,248
Why are you helping me?
448
00:16:05,282 --> 00:16:06,749
Oh, well, look.
449
00:16:06,784 --> 00:16:08,684
We might be mortal
show-choir enemies,
450
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,887
but I'm a woman
before all of that,
451
00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:13,489
and I figure you're fighting
this fight for all of us girls,
452
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,425
so... let's get started.
453
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,826
Okay.
454
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:17,960
Center stage.
455
00:16:20,097 --> 00:16:21,337
All right.
456
00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:23,332
It's a packed house.
457
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:25,334
Show me your presence.
458
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,339
Okay, keep your back straight.
459
00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:34,911
You have to command the audience
with your body language.
460
00:16:34,945 --> 00:16:36,379
Keep your head up.
461
00:16:37,381 --> 00:16:38,781
And make eye contact.
462
00:16:38,816 --> 00:16:41,684
Even if there's
a hundred people out there,
463
00:16:41,719 --> 00:16:43,353
you have to make
a personal connection.
464
00:16:43,387 --> 00:16:45,521
You have to
make each person feel
465
00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:47,557
like they have a one-on-one
connection with you.
466
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,193
And, most important,
467
00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:51,661
your song.
468
00:16:53,063 --> 00:16:54,430
Well, my family has a tradition
469
00:16:54,465 --> 00:16:56,746
of singing "Up, Up and Away,"
which is bad because...
470
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,601
Let me see your phone.
471
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,241
Oh, it... well...
472
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,377
Janelle Monáe's "Tightrope"
has the most plays.
473
00:17:07,411 --> 00:17:09,371
Oh, my God, that...
she's incredible.
474
00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:13,983
Well, I think you found
your audition song.
475
00:17:17,421 --> 00:17:18,721
Oh.
476
00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:19,996
Okay.
477
00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:21,658
From the top.
478
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,762
Hey. I'm open.
479
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,901
I guess that's
why I was the kicker.
480
00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:34,404
Which was a
transformational moment
481
00:17:34,438 --> 00:17:36,739
for the school, by the way.
482
00:17:36,774 --> 00:17:39,409
Yeah, marked the beginning
of a great synchronicity
483
00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:41,244
between Glee Club and football.
484
00:17:41,278 --> 00:17:43,079
Just ask any of the...
the football guys
485
00:17:43,113 --> 00:17:44,080
that are back for homecoming.
486
00:17:44,114 --> 00:17:45,314
So, why aren't they here
487
00:17:45,349 --> 00:17:46,616
trying to recruit me?
488
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,351
Why'd they send you?
489
00:17:48,385 --> 00:17:50,453
'Cause we both like guys?
490
00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:55,124
Look, I know we don't have
much else in common,
491
00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:56,959
but only a gay man
492
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,528
knows what it's like
for us out there.
493
00:17:58,562 --> 00:18:00,663
I know, when you were
in high school,
494
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:03,299
being gay was how you
primarily identified yourself,
495
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,801
but that's not my thing.
496
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,337
But don't you think it's
everyone else's thing?
497
00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:09,172
When I told people I was gay,
498
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,040
only two people
had a problem with it.
499
00:18:11,075 --> 00:18:12,608
Coach Beiste
kicked them off the team.
500
00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,811
Look, you're... you're naive
if you don't think
501
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,012
you're standing
on our shoulders.
502
00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:17,380
Okay, you owe Glee Club.
503
00:18:17,414 --> 00:18:19,816
Please. I owe Modern Family.
504
00:18:21,352 --> 00:18:23,453
Listen, when Coach Beiste
kicked those guys off the team,
505
00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:24,954
they cornered me
in the parking lot
506
00:18:24,989 --> 00:18:26,489
when I was getting into my car.
507
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,024
Got all up in my face.
508
00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:30,326
One of them ended the day
with his jaw wired shut,
509
00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:33,062
and the other... I don't think
he ever stopped running.
510
00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:36,866
I can't stand Gaga,
I've never seen Newsies,
511
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,002
and I don't write
Archie fan fiction
512
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,471
where Archie and Jughead
are hot for each other.
513
00:18:41,505 --> 00:18:44,307
Just because you and I
happened to be born in the same
514
00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:46,542
ten percent of the population
that would choose
515
00:18:46,577 --> 00:18:48,378
Andrew Garfield over Emma Stone,
516
00:18:48,412 --> 00:18:50,647
doesn't mean we have
anything else in common.
517
00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:52,815
So, I'm not saying no
to your glee club
518
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,251
because it's gay or straight;
519
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:58,655
I'm saying no
because I think it sucks.
520
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,923
I'm sorry, man.
521
00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:18,708
Ready?
522
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:25,782
Distinguished councilmen,
fellow Warblers,
523
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,583
may I present...
524
00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:29,752
Jane Heyward.
525
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:36,225
♪ Oh... ♪
526
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,794
♪ Some people talk about you ♪
527
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,228
♪ Like they know all about you ♪
528
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:40,703
♪ When you get down,
they doubt you ♪
529
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,065
♪ And when you're tippin'
on the scene ♪
530
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,433
♪ Yeah, they talkin' 'bout it ♪
531
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,635
♪ 'Cause they can't tip
on the scene ♪
532
00:19:45,669 --> 00:19:47,603
♪ What you talkin' 'bout it,
t-t-t-talkin' 'bout it ♪
533
00:19:47,638 --> 00:19:48,771
♪ When you get elevated ♪
534
00:19:48,806 --> 00:19:50,540
♪ They love it or they hate it ♪
535
00:19:50,574 --> 00:19:52,041
♪ You dance up on them haters ♪
536
00:19:52,076 --> 00:19:53,443
♪ Keep getting funky
on the scene ♪
537
00:19:53,477 --> 00:19:54,877
♪ While they jumpin' round you ♪
538
00:19:54,912 --> 00:19:56,779
♪ They're trying to take
all your dreams ♪
539
00:19:56,814 --> 00:19:58,147
♪ But you can't allow it ♪
540
00:19:58,182 --> 00:20:00,717
♪ 'Cause, baby, whether
you're high or low ♪
541
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:03,152
♪ Whether you're high or low ♪
542
00:20:03,187 --> 00:20:06,222
♪ You got to tip on the
tightrope ♪
♪ Tip, tip on it ♪
543
00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:09,092
♪ Now let me see you do the
tightrope ♪
♪ Tip, tip on it ♪
544
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,094
♪ And I'm still tippin' on it ♪
545
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,396
♪ I tip on alligators
and little rattlesnakers ♪
546
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:16,099
♪ But I'm another flavor,
something like a Terminator ♪
547
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,567
♪ Ain't no equivocating ♪
548
00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:19,235
♪ I fight for what I believe ♪
549
00:20:19,269 --> 00:20:20,429
♪ Why you talkin' about it? ♪
550
00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:22,905
♪ N-N-Now whether I'm high or low ♪
551
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:26,342
♪ High or low ♪
♪ Whether I'm high or low ♪
552
00:20:26,377 --> 00:20:28,745
♪ High or low ♪
♪ I got
to tip on the tightrope ♪
553
00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:31,414
♪ Tip, tip on it ♪
♪ Now,
baby, tip on the tightrope ♪
554
00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:33,783
♪ Tip, tip on it ♪
♪ You can't get too high ♪
555
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,753
♪ You can't get too high ♪
♪ I said you can't get too low ♪
556
00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:39,188
♪ You can't get too low ♪
♪ One, two, three, ha! ♪
557
00:20:45,129 --> 00:20:46,195
♪ Yeah ♪
558
00:20:48,465 --> 00:20:49,632
♪ Yeah ♪
559
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,435
♪ Baby, whether
I'm high or low ♪
560
00:20:52,469 --> 00:20:54,537
♪ High or low ♪
♪ Baby,
whether you're high or low ♪
561
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:57,040
♪ You got to tip
on the tightrope ♪
562
00:20:57,074 --> 00:21:00,009
♪ Tip, tip on it ♪
♪ Yeah, tip on the tightrope ♪
563
00:21:00,044 --> 00:21:03,279
♪ Tip, tip on it ♪
♪ Baby, baby,
whether you're high or low ♪
564
00:21:03,314 --> 00:21:06,783
♪ High or low ♪
♪ Baby,
whether you're high or low ♪
565
00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:09,285
♪ You got to tip on the
tightrope ♪
♪ Tip, tip on it ♪
566
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,887
♪ Baby, let me
see you tightrope ♪
567
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,121
♪ Tip, tip on it ♪
568
00:21:12,156 --> 00:21:13,556
♪ Right here ♪
569
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:19,128
♪ Oh... oh... ♪
570
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:22,065
♪ Oh... ♪
571
00:21:22,099 --> 00:21:24,801
♪ Oh, you ♪
572
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:29,806
♪ Got to stay on the scene ♪
573
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,910
♪ Yeah ♪
574
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:37,480
♪ Tightrope ♪
575
00:21:37,514 --> 00:21:43,252
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, ooh. ♪
576
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,280
The Tea Party Patriot Club
has now come to order.
577
00:21:55,289 --> 00:21:57,957
First order of business...
Protecting McKinley's borders.
578
00:21:57,992 --> 00:21:59,692
Attention!
579
00:21:59,727 --> 00:22:01,861
At ease, teabaggers.
580
00:22:01,896 --> 00:22:03,196
I'm Airman First Class
Noah Puckerman.
581
00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:04,597
But you can call me sir.
582
00:22:04,632 --> 00:22:06,266
When we went to McKinley,
583
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,268
we were part
of conservative clubs as well,
584
00:22:08,302 --> 00:22:10,436
such as the Celibacy Club
and the God Squad.
585
00:22:10,471 --> 00:22:11,938
Most of you guys are
Christians, right?
586
00:22:11,972 --> 00:22:13,373
We're all Christian.
587
00:22:13,407 --> 00:22:14,774
Before I joined Glee Club,
588
00:22:14,809 --> 00:22:17,110
I only hung out with people
that were exactly like me.
589
00:22:17,144 --> 00:22:18,444
And then Puck got her pregnant,
590
00:22:18,479 --> 00:22:20,446
and she sort of changed
for the better.
591
00:22:20,481 --> 00:22:22,448
The point is, nerds...
592
00:22:22,483 --> 00:22:23,950
You need to take
the three-cornered hats
593
00:22:23,984 --> 00:22:27,053
out of your loser butts
and join the New Directions!
594
00:22:27,087 --> 00:22:29,155
They'll take anybody. Even you.
595
00:22:29,190 --> 00:22:32,058
Sir, I was brought up
to respect my elders.
596
00:22:32,092 --> 00:22:34,194
But don't call us losers.
597
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:37,030
The Tea Party Patriots is
McKinley's most popular club.
598
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,699
Oh, my God, that's horrible.
599
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,634
What is happening to America?!
600
00:22:41,669 --> 00:22:43,736
I'll tell you what's happened.
601
00:22:43,771 --> 00:22:46,072
We've grown up in the
biggest economic depression
602
00:22:46,106 --> 00:22:47,473
since the 1930s.
603
00:22:47,508 --> 00:22:49,742
Our mission is to fix the mess
604
00:22:49,777 --> 00:22:51,411
that Barack Hussein Obama
created
605
00:22:51,445 --> 00:22:53,813
before he and the homo-elite
606
00:22:53,848 --> 00:22:56,082
turn this country
into a Muslim welfare state.
607
00:22:56,116 --> 00:22:57,116
Oh, no.
608
00:22:57,117 --> 00:22:59,352
Oh, hell to the no.
609
00:22:59,386 --> 00:23:01,154
You know what?
610
00:23:01,188 --> 00:23:03,923
Don't you, you or you join
the glee club.
611
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:05,925
'Cause, you know, we don't need
you ignorant, backwards,
612
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:10,730
lily-white, gay-hating,
Obama-bashing clubbers anyway.
613
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:11,764
Nope.
614
00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:16,302
I will be taking these.
615
00:23:17,204 --> 00:23:18,204
Yeah.
616
00:23:18,205 --> 00:23:19,506
And you know what?
617
00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:22,876
Quinn once had sex
with a Latina lesbian.
618
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:24,544
Ooh.
619
00:23:25,579 --> 00:23:26,946
Learned that in Glee Club.
620
00:23:26,981 --> 00:23:28,615
M-My bad.
621
00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:31,217
Order.
622
00:23:31,252 --> 00:23:32,185
Order!
623
00:23:32,219 --> 00:23:33,853
Order.
624
00:23:48,903 --> 00:23:51,423
The Warbler Council
voted against you.
625
00:23:53,007 --> 00:23:54,974
They saw how talented you are,
626
00:23:55,009 --> 00:23:58,578
but they're a brotherhood, and
they voted to keep it that way.
627
00:24:04,351 --> 00:24:06,319
What am I gonna tell my dad?
628
00:24:06,353 --> 00:24:09,322
You are gonna tell him
that we are not giving up on you
629
00:24:09,356 --> 00:24:11,658
because I am going straight
to the Dalton board of directors
630
00:24:11,692 --> 00:24:13,993
and telling them
that I am not interested
631
00:24:14,028 --> 00:24:16,162
in coaching the Warblers
if you're not one of them.
632
00:24:16,197 --> 00:24:19,165
So you're going
to threaten to resign
633
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:23,369
so I can join a club
where nobody wants me?
634
00:24:24,438 --> 00:24:26,239
Yeah.
635
00:24:26,273 --> 00:24:28,741
Yeah, because this is wrong.
636
00:24:28,776 --> 00:24:30,410
This is wrong.
637
00:24:30,444 --> 00:24:33,413
And sometimes, if you
want to make change,
638
00:24:33,447 --> 00:24:35,927
you-you got to make a little noise.
639
00:24:36,050 --> 00:24:37,784
I can fix this.
640
00:24:39,487 --> 00:24:40,820
I just need a little time.
641
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,925
Okay, just remember...
Sex sells.
642
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,594
That's true,
that's how Lady Tubbington got.
643
00:24:47,628 --> 00:24:49,262
Lord Tubbington caught up
in a Ponzi scheme.
644
00:24:51,132 --> 00:24:53,132
♪ I got one more problem
with you, girl ♪
645
00:24:53,134 --> 00:24:55,101
♪ Hey ♪
646
00:24:55,136 --> 00:24:57,337
♪ Hey, baby,
even though I hate ya ♪
647
00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,606
♪ I wanna love ya ♪
♪ I want you... ♪
648
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,441
♪ And even though
I can't forgive ya ♪
649
00:25:01,475 --> 00:25:02,609
♪ I really wanna ♪
650
00:25:02,643 --> 00:25:04,144
♪ I want you... ♪
651
00:25:04,178 --> 00:25:07,547
♪ Tell me, tell me, baby ♪
652
00:25:07,581 --> 00:25:09,382
♪ Why can't you leave me? ♪
653
00:25:09,417 --> 00:25:11,384
♪ 'Cause even though
I shouldn't want it ♪
654
00:25:11,419 --> 00:25:13,787
♪ I gotta have it ♪
♪ I want you... ♪
655
00:25:13,821 --> 00:25:16,122
♪ Head in the clouds ♪
656
00:25:16,157 --> 00:25:18,391
♪ Got no weight
on my shoulders ♪
657
00:25:18,426 --> 00:25:20,393
♪ I should be wiser ♪
658
00:25:20,428 --> 00:25:22,962
♪ And realize that I've got ♪
659
00:25:22,997 --> 00:25:24,798
♪ One less problem without ya ♪
660
00:25:24,832 --> 00:25:26,866
♪ I got one less problem
without ya ♪
661
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,402
♪ I got
one less problem without ya ♪
662
00:25:29,437 --> 00:25:32,372
♪ I got one less,
one less problem ♪
663
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,307
♪ I know you're never
gonna wake up ♪
664
00:25:34,341 --> 00:25:35,642
♪ I better give up ♪
665
00:25:35,676 --> 00:25:36,976
♪ But it's you... ♪
666
00:25:37,011 --> 00:25:38,745
♪ I know I shouldn't
ever call back ♪
667
00:25:38,779 --> 00:25:40,080
♪ Or let you come back ♪
668
00:25:40,114 --> 00:25:41,648
♪ But I do... ♪
669
00:25:41,682 --> 00:25:44,084
♪ Every time you touch me ♪
670
00:25:44,118 --> 00:25:46,586
♪ And say you love me ♪
671
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,921
♪ I get a little bit
breathless ♪
672
00:25:47,955 --> 00:25:49,489
♪ I shouldn't want it ♪
673
00:25:49,523 --> 00:25:50,990
♪ But I do... ♪
674
00:25:51,025 --> 00:25:52,992
♪ Head in the clouds ♪
675
00:25:53,027 --> 00:25:55,495
♪ Got no weight
on my shoulders ♪
676
00:25:55,529 --> 00:25:58,064
♪ I should be wiser ♪
677
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,233
♪ And realize that I've got... ♪
678
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:03,002
♪ Smart money betting
I'll be better off without you ♪
679
00:26:03,037 --> 00:26:04,838
♪ In no time I'll be
forgetting all about you ♪
680
00:26:04,872 --> 00:26:07,841
♪ You saying that you know,
but I really, really doubt you ♪
681
00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:09,509
♪ Understand my life is easy
when I ain't around you ♪
682
00:26:09,543 --> 00:26:11,711
♪ Half-stepping, either you
want it or you just playing ♪
683
00:26:11,746 --> 00:26:14,180
♪ I'm listenin' to you knowin'
I can't believe whatcha sayin' ♪
684
00:26:14,215 --> 00:26:16,216
♪ There's a million yous,
baby boy, so don't be dumb ♪
685
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,952
♪ I got 99 problems,
but you won't be one ♪
686
00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:20,620
♪ Like what... ♪
687
00:26:20,654 --> 00:26:23,523
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ One less, one less problem ♪
688
00:26:23,557 --> 00:26:25,859
♪ Head in the clouds ♪
689
00:26:25,893 --> 00:26:28,194
♪ Got no weight on my shoulder ♪
690
00:26:28,229 --> 00:26:30,530
♪ I should be wiser ♪
691
00:26:30,564 --> 00:26:32,832
♪ And realize that I've got... ♪
692
00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:36,870
♪ One less problem without ya ♪
693
00:26:36,904 --> 00:26:38,972
♪ Hey ♪
♪ I've got one
less problem without ya ♪
694
00:26:39,006 --> 00:26:41,708
♪ Oh, babe ♪
♪ I've got one
less problem without ya ♪
695
00:26:41,742 --> 00:26:44,210
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I got one less,
one less problem ♪
696
00:26:44,245 --> 00:26:46,245
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ I've got one
less problem without ya ♪
697
00:26:46,247 --> 00:26:48,548
Yeah, yeah. ♪ I've got one
less problem without ya ♪
698
00:26:48,582 --> 00:26:51,317
♪ I've got one less,
one less, yeah ♪
699
00:26:51,352 --> 00:26:53,219
♪ I got one less,
one less problem ♪
700
00:26:53,254 --> 00:26:55,555
♪ Problem, yeah. ♪
701
00:27:00,594 --> 00:27:02,829
You guys got some great moves.
702
00:27:02,863 --> 00:27:04,664
We could really use some
of that in the glee club.
703
00:27:04,699 --> 00:27:07,167
Yeah, you could.
704
00:27:07,201 --> 00:27:09,302
Oh, hi, Artie.
705
00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:10,904
Kitty, wh-where have you been?
706
00:27:10,938 --> 00:27:12,938
I thought Sue made
all the New Directions! Transfer
707
00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:14,574
out of McKinley.
708
00:27:14,608 --> 00:27:16,309
We need you back.
709
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:17,644
You really think
I'm gonna come back
710
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:18,979
and help you
and your stupid glee club
711
00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:20,180
after the way
you treated all of us?
712
00:27:20,214 --> 00:27:21,848
The way you treated me
713
00:27:21,882 --> 00:27:23,516
when you went away to college?
714
00:27:23,551 --> 00:27:25,952
Sue didn't make me transfer
715
00:27:25,987 --> 00:27:27,454
because she's smart enough
to recognize
716
00:27:27,488 --> 00:27:29,522
a star player when she sees one.
717
00:27:29,557 --> 00:27:32,258
Unlike Rachel Berry who never
even knew any of our names.
718
00:27:32,293 --> 00:27:33,773
I know your
name, it's Quinn.
719
00:27:33,794 --> 00:27:35,195
I'm Quinn.
720
00:27:35,229 --> 00:27:36,696
Liar.
721
00:27:36,731 --> 00:27:38,098
Listen, don't you guys
want to do more
722
00:27:38,132 --> 00:27:39,332
than just get shot
out of cannons?
723
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,600
Don't you want to be a star?
724
00:27:40,635 --> 00:27:43,703
Oh, that is rich
coming from you.
725
00:27:43,738 --> 00:27:47,440
Pathetically stuffed back into
your Cheerios! Uniforms again.
726
00:27:47,475 --> 00:27:49,509
Can two people try out together?
727
00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,378
Yes. Yep. Yeah, I
don't see why not.
728
00:27:51,412 --> 00:27:52,946
The three of us
tried out together.
729
00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:54,981
Of course
the incest twins want in.
730
00:27:55,016 --> 00:27:56,216
Let's go, ladies.
731
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,884
We have to explain
to these two again
732
00:27:57,918 --> 00:28:01,921
why Flowers in the Attic is
not a love story to aspire to.
733
00:28:08,282 --> 00:28:10,442
If you really
want to get Blaine back,
734
00:28:10,451 --> 00:28:12,052
here's what you do.
735
00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:13,887
First, promise him you're
gonna burn all your clothing
736
00:28:13,921 --> 00:28:15,055
and then tell him
737
00:28:15,089 --> 00:28:16,489
you're gonna start dressing
like a normal person.
738
00:28:16,524 --> 00:28:18,792
Then I think you should really
start getting honest with him
739
00:28:18,826 --> 00:28:20,493
about following
your life's ambition,
740
00:28:20,528 --> 00:28:22,128
which is becoming America's
top Barbara Bush impersonator.
741
00:28:22,163 --> 00:28:23,997
That's not my life's ambition.
742
00:28:24,031 --> 00:28:25,899
That's hilarious.
743
00:28:25,933 --> 00:28:27,413
Okay, guys... progress report.
744
00:28:27,435 --> 00:28:29,669
How's it going with
the new recruits?
745
00:28:29,704 --> 00:28:30,704
Horrible.
746
00:28:30,705 --> 00:28:31,705
It ain't working.
747
00:28:31,706 --> 00:28:32,946
It's not good, Rachel.
748
00:28:32,974 --> 00:28:35,275
Glee Club has fallen
so far at this school,
749
00:28:35,309 --> 00:28:36,910
we're not gonna be able
to get anyone to join.
750
00:28:36,944 --> 00:28:38,912
♪ I'm singing out... ♪
751
00:28:38,946 --> 00:28:40,786
There's the voice again.
752
00:28:46,187 --> 00:28:49,689
♪ Oh... ♪
753
00:28:49,724 --> 00:28:51,258
Dudes, he's in the showers
in the locker room.
754
00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:52,325
They're always in the showers.
755
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,493
Shh!
756
00:28:53,527 --> 00:28:55,829
♪ Oh... ♪
757
00:28:55,863 --> 00:28:59,766
♪ Can you hear me now,
can you hear me now? ♪
758
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,967
♪ I'm singing out... ♪
759
00:29:07,008 --> 00:29:09,009
♪ O-Oh... oh... ♪
760
00:29:16,183 --> 00:29:17,651
Oh, God.
761
00:29:17,685 --> 00:29:19,152
Are you guys gonna beat me up?
762
00:29:19,186 --> 00:29:21,506
'Cause I just need a second
to get in the fetal position...
763
00:29:21,522 --> 00:29:22,722
No, no, we...
764
00:29:22,757 --> 00:29:23,957
we heard you singing.
765
00:29:23,991 --> 00:29:25,191
Yeah, you're amazing.
766
00:29:25,226 --> 00:29:27,127
Dude, you've got to audition
for the glee club.
767
00:29:27,161 --> 00:29:30,297
So people can make fun of me
more than they already do?
768
00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:32,499
Even the principal calls me
"White Precious."
769
00:29:33,701 --> 00:29:35,168
Come here, you are precious.
770
00:29:35,202 --> 00:29:39,472
Well, all anybody cares about in
Glee Club is the way you sing.
771
00:29:39,507 --> 00:29:42,642
Look, no one has signed up
for your club yet, right?
772
00:29:42,677 --> 00:29:45,912
Okay. Well, having me
as your first member
773
00:29:45,947 --> 00:29:48,582
is just gonna drive kids
away even more.
774
00:29:48,616 --> 00:29:52,085
I have designed my entire life
around people not noticing me.
775
00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:54,421
Look, no one has wanted
to feel more invisible
776
00:29:54,455 --> 00:29:56,256
than I have over the past
couple of months.
777
00:29:56,290 --> 00:29:57,924
But when I'm with these people,
778
00:29:57,959 --> 00:29:59,926
they remind me
of the best parts of myself.
779
00:29:59,961 --> 00:30:01,595
And they would never
make fun of me.
780
00:30:01,629 --> 00:30:03,930
Mmm, not to her face, no way.
781
00:30:03,965 --> 00:30:06,266
You're the poster child
for Glee Club.
782
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:08,768
You're why Mr. Shue started
the club in the first place.
783
00:30:08,803 --> 00:30:11,771
I-It's a place where misfits can fit in.
784
00:30:11,806 --> 00:30:13,173
Will you please try out?
785
00:30:13,207 --> 00:30:15,709
I'm really sorry
that I came on so strong.
786
00:30:15,743 --> 00:30:17,877
But you can sing
whatever you want.
787
00:30:17,912 --> 00:30:19,713
Yeah, I guarantee
you're gonna get in.
788
00:30:19,747 --> 00:30:21,748
Look at all of us.
789
00:30:21,782 --> 00:30:23,550
We're all so different,
and yet there's nothing
790
00:30:23,584 --> 00:30:25,018
that we wouldn't
do for each other.
791
00:30:25,052 --> 00:30:26,920
We're all just
a phone call away.
792
00:30:26,954 --> 00:30:29,756
And that is because we
took a chance on Glee Club.
793
00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:32,270
And that's something
that you deserve as well.
794
00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,298
Dear Journal,
795
00:30:38,332 --> 00:30:41,368
I am living a nightmare.
796
00:30:41,402 --> 00:30:43,203
Just when I thought.
797
00:30:43,237 --> 00:30:46,473
I had finally killed
my white whale,
798
00:30:46,507 --> 00:30:50,377
vanquished the tone-deaf
pansexual Leviathan
799
00:30:50,411 --> 00:30:52,145
that is the McKinley High
Glee Club,
800
00:30:52,179 --> 00:30:54,214
it returns...
801
00:30:54,248 --> 00:30:58,318
to defile the great musical
heritage of this nation
802
00:30:58,352 --> 00:31:02,722
one execrable mashup at a time.
803
00:31:02,757 --> 00:31:04,724
So forlorn am I
804
00:31:04,759 --> 00:31:06,726
that my Pakistani doctor
has informed me
805
00:31:06,761 --> 00:31:11,064
that I, Sue Sylvester, have
developed a duodenal ulcer.
806
00:31:11,098 --> 00:31:12,499
Ah...
807
00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:15,101
And now I've taken
to drinking a mixture
808
00:31:15,136 --> 00:31:19,005
of motor oil, Bloody Mary mix
and bat guano,
809
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,342
just so I can bleed out and die.
810
00:31:22,376 --> 00:31:26,613
There must be some way
I can get at that glee club,
811
00:31:26,647 --> 00:31:30,684
some naive unsuspecting pawn
I can bend to my will
812
00:31:30,718 --> 00:31:34,487
to dismantle that glee club
once and for all.
813
00:31:36,524 --> 00:31:38,491
Wait a minute.
814
00:31:38,526 --> 00:31:40,160
That's it.
815
00:31:40,194 --> 00:31:44,197
Oh, Journal, once again, you've
given me reason to go on.
816
00:31:44,231 --> 00:31:48,301
Sue Sylvester knows who her
shiny new plaything will be.
817
00:31:54,909 --> 00:31:56,610
So let me get
this straight, Sue.
818
00:31:56,644 --> 00:31:58,278
Uh, Principal Sylvester.
819
00:31:58,312 --> 00:32:00,447
You want me to infiltrate
the glee club
820
00:32:00,481 --> 00:32:01,481
and be terrible on purpose
821
00:32:01,515 --> 00:32:02,716
so that everybody gets
demoralized and quits.
822
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,384
It works every time.
823
00:32:05,586 --> 00:32:08,106
And I'll make it
worth your while.
824
00:32:09,323 --> 00:32:10,624
What's that?
825
00:32:10,658 --> 00:32:13,059
This is a one-of-a-kind,
826
00:32:13,094 --> 00:32:17,063
custom-molded Tom Brady Fleshlight.
827
00:32:18,332 --> 00:32:20,000
Um, no, thank you.
828
00:32:23,004 --> 00:32:24,471
Okay, well...
829
00:32:24,505 --> 00:32:27,807
How about I hook up with
my friends at Pfizer
830
00:32:27,842 --> 00:32:30,810
to supply me with
enough anti-nausea pills
831
00:32:30,845 --> 00:32:32,312
so I can stomach a conversation
832
00:32:32,346 --> 00:32:36,316
with the lovably
hideous Coach Beiste
833
00:32:36,350 --> 00:32:39,152
and force her to make you
the starting quarterback.
834
00:32:39,186 --> 00:32:43,490
I'm gonna have to be really
honest with you, Sue.
835
00:32:43,524 --> 00:32:45,492
It's, uh, Principal Sylvester.
836
00:32:45,526 --> 00:32:47,827
First of all, I'm not for sale.
837
00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:51,164
And secondly, if you want
to get rid of the glee club,
838
00:32:51,198 --> 00:32:53,358
you're gonna have to get
better items than that.
839
00:32:57,238 --> 00:33:00,646
Touché, postmodern gay.
840
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:10,329
Hey, uh, can you, can you
take your headphones off?
841
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,603
It's distracting me.
842
00:33:11,631 --> 00:33:13,599
Uh, actually, I kind of need...
843
00:33:13,633 --> 00:33:15,000
No, it's fine.
844
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,602
It's okay.
You can keep them on.
845
00:33:16,636 --> 00:33:18,170
We get it.
846
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,405
Everyone has
their own security blanket.
847
00:33:19,439 --> 00:33:20,773
We just want to hear you sing.
848
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,850
♪ Mustang Sally ♪
849
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,852
♪ Uh ♪
850
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,621
♪ Huh ♪
851
00:33:35,655 --> 00:33:39,391
♪ Guess you better slow
your Mustang down ♪
852
00:33:39,426 --> 00:33:41,460
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
853
00:33:41,494 --> 00:33:44,363
♪ What I said now ♪
854
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:45,764
♪ Uh ♪
855
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:48,600
♪ Mustang Sally, now, baby ♪
856
00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:52,705
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
857
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:57,543
♪ Guess you better slow
your Mustang down ♪
858
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,745
♪ Uh ♪
859
00:33:59,779 --> 00:34:03,148
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
860
00:34:03,183 --> 00:34:08,220
♪ You've been runnin'
all over the town now ♪
861
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,889
♪ Oh, I guess
you'll have to put ♪
862
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:13,559
♪ Your flat feet on the ground ♪
863
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,728
♪ Uh ♪
864
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,763
♪ What I said now ♪
865
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,801
♪ Listen, all you want to do ♪
866
00:34:22,836 --> 00:34:25,137
♪ Is ride around, Sally ♪
867
00:34:25,171 --> 00:34:27,473
♪ Ride, Sally, ride ♪
868
00:34:29,342 --> 00:34:33,612
♪ All you want to do
is ride around, Sally ♪
869
00:34:33,647 --> 00:34:36,181
♪ Ride, Sally, ride ♪
870
00:34:37,884 --> 00:34:42,087
♪ All you want to do
is ride around, Sally ♪
871
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,690
♪ Ride, Sally, ride ♪
872
00:34:44,724 --> 00:34:50,262
♪ All you want to do
is ride around, Sally ♪
873
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:52,831
♪ Ride, Sally, ride ♪
874
00:34:52,866 --> 00:34:54,033
♪ Listen ♪
875
00:34:54,067 --> 00:34:58,804
♪ One of these early mornings ♪
876
00:34:58,838 --> 00:35:03,008
♪ I'm gonna be wiping
your weeping eyes ♪
877
00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:08,347
♪ What I said ♪
878
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,720
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
879
00:35:14,754 --> 00:35:16,288
♪ What I said now ♪
880
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:19,792
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Ride, Sally, ride ♪
881
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:23,696
♪ Yeah! ♪
882
00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:28,303
Oh, wait.
883
00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:30,540
Thank you.
884
00:35:30,574 --> 00:35:32,142
Uh, we'll be posting names
this week,
885
00:35:32,176 --> 00:35:33,476
but that was
really amazing, Roderick.
886
00:35:33,511 --> 00:35:34,577
Thank you.
887
00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:36,279
Why don't we just let him in?
888
00:35:36,313 --> 00:35:37,447
Okay, you're in!
889
00:35:37,481 --> 00:35:40,450
Thank you.
890
00:35:45,756 --> 00:35:48,158
Loyal subjects,
891
00:35:48,192 --> 00:35:50,593
Homecoming Day is upon us,
892
00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:52,395
and I am pleased
to welcome back one
893
00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:55,398
of McKinley High's
most distinguished graduates,
894
00:35:55,433 --> 00:35:57,067
who will serve as Grand Marshal
895
00:35:57,101 --> 00:36:00,136
for tonight's activities.
896
00:36:00,171 --> 00:36:02,005
Becky Jackson,
I hand it over to you.
897
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:03,406
Becky.
898
00:36:03,441 --> 00:36:04,574
Listen up, bitches.
899
00:36:04,608 --> 00:36:08,078
Tonight Becky Jackson's
in charge.
900
00:36:08,112 --> 00:36:09,779
Rule number one,
901
00:36:09,814 --> 00:36:11,514
I'm bringing my Taser.
902
00:36:11,549 --> 00:36:16,086
I am going to drop anyone who
is not dressed in school colors.
903
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,420
Rule number two,
904
00:36:17,455 --> 00:36:20,657
no making out
under the bleachers.
905
00:36:20,691 --> 00:36:22,592
That's where I'm gonna make out.
906
00:36:22,626 --> 00:36:24,761
Rule number three,
907
00:36:24,795 --> 00:36:27,530
every student must bring
two books to burn
908
00:36:27,565 --> 00:36:29,432
at the bonfire.
909
00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:31,801
Rule number four...
910
00:36:31,836 --> 00:36:33,770
Okay, that's enough. Give me the
microphone. Give me the microphone.
911
00:36:33,804 --> 00:36:36,106
The losing team
will be sacrificed.
912
00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:37,307
Okay, that's enough.
913
00:36:37,341 --> 00:36:38,808
Let go of the microphone.
914
00:36:38,843 --> 00:36:40,944
Honey, I'm gonna peel
your fingers off one by one.
915
00:36:40,978 --> 00:36:42,212
Give me the microphone!
916
00:36:42,246 --> 00:36:43,947
Give it to me!
917
00:36:43,981 --> 00:36:45,815
Oh, there she is.
918
00:36:45,850 --> 00:36:47,851
Come on. You don't want
to be late
919
00:36:47,885 --> 00:36:49,485
for the first official
glee club meeting.
920
00:36:49,487 --> 00:36:51,187
You okay?
921
00:36:51,222 --> 00:36:52,989
Yeah, I was just...
922
00:36:53,024 --> 00:36:55,125
thinking about Mr. Shue.
923
00:36:55,159 --> 00:36:56,793
About how he did it.
924
00:36:56,827 --> 00:36:59,963
About how he turned nothing
into what we became.
925
00:36:59,997 --> 00:37:03,833
As individuals and as
a team and as friends.
926
00:37:03,868 --> 00:37:05,969
Well, we can't recreate
what we had,
927
00:37:06,003 --> 00:37:08,471
but we have to be open
to finding something new
928
00:37:08,506 --> 00:37:10,907
or different or better.
Yes.
929
00:37:10,941 --> 00:37:13,710
So, why don't we just have
the meeting in here?
930
00:37:13,744 --> 00:37:16,246
I mean, since I am
the only member?
931
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,315
First of all, we have
to have the first meeting
932
00:37:18,349 --> 00:37:19,549
in the choir room.
It's tradition.
933
00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:20,823
And second of all,
934
00:37:20,851 --> 00:37:22,485
you're not the only member.
935
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,254
Someone new joined yesterday.
Wait, who?
936
00:37:25,389 --> 00:37:27,324
I cannot believe you did this!
937
00:37:27,358 --> 00:37:29,326
We sat down, we made rules.
938
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,593
No poaching.
939
00:37:30,628 --> 00:37:32,195
It's not poaching.
940
00:37:32,229 --> 00:37:33,430
She came to me.
941
00:37:33,464 --> 00:37:35,165
I don't feel comfortable
with this.
942
00:37:35,199 --> 00:37:36,833
Even if they let me
on the Warblers,
943
00:37:36,867 --> 00:37:38,735
I'll be fighting
for every vocal breakout.
944
00:37:38,769 --> 00:37:40,270
Yeah, you'll be fighting
that fight anywhere.
945
00:37:40,304 --> 00:37:42,439
Yeah, but at least here,
it'll be a fair fight.
946
00:37:42,473 --> 00:37:43,873
With the changes
Principal Sylvester
947
00:37:43,874 --> 00:37:45,709
has made to the school,
it's academically on par
948
00:37:45,743 --> 00:37:47,243
with any private school
in the state.
949
00:37:47,278 --> 00:37:49,512
My parents are willing
to let me transfer here
950
00:37:49,547 --> 00:37:50,714
if it's what I want.
951
00:37:50,748 --> 00:37:52,582
And besides, what did you
expect me to do?
952
00:37:52,617 --> 00:37:53,917
I mean, say no?
953
00:37:53,951 --> 00:37:55,352
Jane asked me
not to say anything
954
00:37:55,386 --> 00:37:56,753
until the transfer papers
were through.
955
00:37:56,787 --> 00:37:59,956
I just spent the last two days
threatening to quit my job
956
00:37:59,991 --> 00:38:01,858
in order to convince everyone
to let her in,
957
00:38:01,892 --> 00:38:03,193
and as soon as I did,
958
00:38:03,227 --> 00:38:04,527
she tells me she's leaving
to join your team?
959
00:38:04,562 --> 00:38:06,129
I was humiliated.
960
00:38:06,163 --> 00:38:08,698
Blaine, you have a full team
and God knows how many
961
00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:10,600
other students at Dalton
that would kill to join.
962
00:38:10,635 --> 00:38:13,536
Don't act all cool
and loving about this, Kurt.
963
00:38:13,571 --> 00:38:14,771
I'm sure you're very happy
964
00:38:14,805 --> 00:38:16,473
about all of this.
I wouldn't be surprised
965
00:38:16,507 --> 00:38:17,874
if you made this all happen
after seeing you with Dave.
966
00:38:17,908 --> 00:38:19,776
Uh, maybe I should just go.
967
00:38:19,810 --> 00:38:21,911
- No, it's okay. No, stay.
- No, no, stay.
968
00:38:21,946 --> 00:38:24,047
You're fine. You should stay
and see what kind of people
969
00:38:24,081 --> 00:38:26,216
your coaches are.
970
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:29,119
This whole
friendly competition thing...
971
00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:31,855
it's over.
972
00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:44,456
The new and improved glee club
973
00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,191
has officially begun.
974
00:38:46,226 --> 00:38:47,926
Introducing our first
two members,
975
00:38:47,961 --> 00:38:49,328
Jane and Roderick.
976
00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:52,698
If you build it, they will come.
977
00:38:52,732 --> 00:38:53,866
Well, they'd better come fast.
978
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,334
I mean, I'm sorry,
but two people?
979
00:38:55,368 --> 00:38:57,536
Shut up, Tina.
980
00:38:57,570 --> 00:38:58,770
There's actually four.
981
00:38:58,805 --> 00:39:01,306
As per usual, my undeniable
sexual magnetism
982
00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:02,608
has worked yet again.
983
00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:03,682
Ladies and gentlemen,
984
00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:05,444
this is Mason and Madison
985
00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:06,879
McCarthy.
986
00:39:09,048 --> 00:39:10,449
Hey, gang.
987
00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:12,050
We're super pumped
there's a glee club again.
988
00:39:12,085 --> 00:39:13,485
Now, I know what
you're thinking.
989
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,287
They can obviously log roll
and kick toss,
990
00:39:15,321 --> 00:39:17,222
but can they sing?
991
00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:18,817
Well, not to toot our own horns...
Toot!
992
00:39:18,825 --> 00:39:20,492
But we've won karaoke night
993
00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:22,194
at the Wapakoneta
Summer Cheer Camp
994
00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:24,229
every year since we were three.
It's in our blood.
995
00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:26,198
Our parents met while touring
996
00:39:26,232 --> 00:39:28,467
with the inspirational,
world-famous singing group,
997
00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:30,636
Up with People.
998
00:39:30,670 --> 00:39:31,703
Oh, no, no, no, no.
999
00:39:31,738 --> 00:39:32,871
I think I've made a mistake.
1000
00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:34,039
No, it's okay.
You're welcome.
1001
00:39:34,073 --> 00:39:35,174
I mean, you're gonna have
to audition.
1002
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:36,675
We have a very rigorous process.
1003
00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:38,644
I mean, not really. Sugar Motta
was literally tone-deaf.
1004
00:39:38,678 --> 00:39:40,312
Yeah, but she was hot.
1005
00:39:40,346 --> 00:39:42,314
I'm actually really happy.
1006
00:39:42,348 --> 00:39:43,348
This is the start
1007
00:39:43,349 --> 00:39:45,517
of something really special.
1008
00:39:45,552 --> 00:39:48,987
And I know that most of you
came home just for homecoming
1009
00:39:49,022 --> 00:39:51,056
and not for me and Kurt,
1010
00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:53,570
but we can't tell you how
grateful we are for your help.
1011
00:39:55,962 --> 00:39:57,162
- Get over here.
- Let's hug.
1012
00:39:57,197 --> 00:39:58,597
- Bring it in.
- Get in for this.
1013
00:39:58,631 --> 00:40:00,766
You guys, bring it in!
1014
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,836
Start getting comfortable
with group hugs.
1015
00:40:12,812 --> 00:40:14,413
♪ Hey ♪
1016
00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:16,548
♪ Alabama, Arkansas ♪
1017
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,750
♪ I do love my ma and pa ♪
1018
00:40:18,785 --> 00:40:21,520
♪ Not the way that
I do love you ♪
1019
00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:22,921
♪ Hey ♪
1020
00:40:22,956 --> 00:40:24,790
♪ Well, holy moley, me, oh, my ♪
1021
00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:26,892
♪ You're the apple of my eye ♪
1022
00:40:26,926 --> 00:40:29,394
♪ Girl, I've never loved
one like you ♪
1023
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,263
♪ Hey ♪
1024
00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:33,432
♪ Man, oh, man,
you're my best friend ♪
1025
00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:35,434
♪ I scream it
to the nothingness ♪
1026
00:40:35,468 --> 00:40:39,204
♪ There ain't nothing
that I need ♪
1027
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,040
♪ Well, hot and heavy,
pumpkin pie ♪
1028
00:40:42,075 --> 00:40:44,376
♪ Chocolate candy, my, oh, my ♪
1029
00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:47,713
♪ There ain't nothing please me
more than you ♪
1030
00:40:47,747 --> 00:40:52,284
♪ Ah, home, let me come home ♪
1031
00:40:52,318 --> 00:40:56,054
♪ Home is wherever
I'm with you ♪
1032
00:40:56,089 --> 00:40:57,890
♪ Ah, home ♪
1033
00:40:57,924 --> 00:41:00,826
♪ Let me go ho-oh-ome ♪
1034
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:05,430
♪ Home is wherever
I'm with you ♪
1035
00:41:11,437 --> 00:41:13,405
You think this is hard?
1036
00:41:13,439 --> 00:41:15,107
Try having sex
with Michael Bolton
1037
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:16,742
and not fall in love.
1038
00:41:16,776 --> 00:41:18,911
That's hard!
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
1039
00:41:18,945 --> 00:41:22,080
♪ Take me home ♪
1040
00:41:22,115 --> 00:41:27,052
♪ Daddy, I'm coming home ♪
♪ Mama, I'm coming home ♪
1041
00:41:37,363 --> 00:41:40,432
♪ I'll follow you
into the park ♪
1042
00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:41,934
♪ Through the jungle,
through the dark ♪
1043
00:41:41,968 --> 00:41:45,003
♪ Girl, I never loved
one like you ♪
1044
00:41:45,038 --> 00:41:46,271
♪ Hey ♪
1045
00:41:46,306 --> 00:41:48,440
♪ Moats and boats
and waterfalls ♪
1046
00:41:48,475 --> 00:41:50,609
♪ Alleyways
and pay phone calls ♪
1047
00:41:50,643 --> 00:41:52,945
♪ I've been everywhere
with you ♪
♪ Hey ♪
1048
00:41:52,979 --> 00:41:54,346
♪ That's true ♪
1049
00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:57,182
♪ We laugh
until we think we'll die ♪
1050
00:41:57,217 --> 00:41:58,984
♪ Barefoot on a summer night ♪
1051
00:41:59,018 --> 00:42:03,355
♪ Never could be sweeter
than with you ♪
1052
00:42:03,389 --> 00:42:05,869
♪ And in the streets
we're runnin' free ♪
1053
00:42:05,892 --> 00:42:07,526
♪ Like it's only you and me ♪
1054
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,997
♪ Geez, you're something
to see ♪
1055
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,134
♪ Hey ♪
1056
00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:16,301
♪ Hey ♪
1057
00:42:16,336 --> 00:42:20,005
♪ Home, let me come home ♪
1058
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:23,475
♪ Home is wherever
I'm with you ♪
1059
00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:25,711
♪ Ah, home ♪
1060
00:42:25,745 --> 00:42:28,180
♪ Let me come ho-oh-ome ♪
1061
00:42:28,214 --> 00:42:31,917
♪ Home is when
I'm alone with you ♪
1062
00:42:31,951 --> 00:42:33,986
♪ Alabama ♪
1063
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:36,989
♪ Arkansas ♪
1064
00:42:37,023 --> 00:42:41,160
♪ I do love my ma and pa ♪
1065
00:42:41,194 --> 00:42:43,428
♪ Moats and boats
and waterfalls ♪
1066
00:42:43,463 --> 00:42:49,404
♪ Home is when
I'm alone with you. ♪
1067
00:42:49,426 --> 00:42:55,245
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