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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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Rachel's a hit in Funny Girl
on Broadway,
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but she's on thin ice
because she lied to producers
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and missed a performance.
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Mercedes is finishing her album
with a duet with Santana
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and Blaine's getting wooed
by a rich society dame
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who's dying to showcase
his talent.
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I'm a little jealous,
but I'm not resentful.
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And all Kurt's got is NYADA
and the diner
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and his precious collection
of neckerchiefs.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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Hey, do any of you guys
want to catch a matinee tomorrow?
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I have a late shift at the diner
and I know Funny Girl is dark.
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Uh, "dark" as in
there are no performances,
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or "dark" as in it's
kind of a downer.
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Oh, my word. I'm
sorry, I-I would love to go,
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but June's got me taken up with
dinners and rehearsals...
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Yeah, I know. Count me out.
I'm gonna be at recording studio all day.
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This is terrible... look what I
just found on Broadwaybuzzard.com.
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I'll take that.
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"Blind Item!
Liar, Liar Fanny on Fire!
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- Shh.
- "What Broadway starlet
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"has been calling in sick
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"while secretly pursuing
other job opportunities?
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"Unnamed sources say
producers are none too happy
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"with the burgeoning diva's
shenanigans,
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"and wager that this starlet
will burn out faster
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"than you can say
'Milwaukee Dinner Theatre
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in the Round!'"
I missed one show.
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Rachel, you should
actually be glad
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that they don't know
you're seriously considering
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leaving your show
to do a TV pilot.
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This is terrible, okay?
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I cannot be branded
a problem child
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this early in my career.
I-I might be ambitious,
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but I'm not a bad person.
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You can't expect total strangers
to know exactly who you are.
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I mean, look at Angelina
Jolie... she used to be
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that girl with the vial of blood
around her neck
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who liked kissing her brother,
and now she's mother earth.
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How'd she do it?
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Two things...
publicist and a cause.
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She can't afford a publicist.
And I've always been my cause.
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Inside voice, honey.
Sorry.
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Well, you don't need a publicist
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when you've got Snixx
on your side.
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If there's one thing
I know about,
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it's cultivating an image.
In high school,
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I was a huge bitch,
but also most popular.
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I was voted
Best Shoulder to Cry On
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and Most Likely to Poison Someone.
Excuse me.
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Excuse me, miss,
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I know that you have
a dog in your purse.
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It's a... service animal.
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I would seriously think that
zipping a Seeing Eye dog
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in your bag would hinder it
from doing its job.
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You know, there are so many dogs
out there that need good homes,
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and you're just treating it
like some fashion accessory?
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You should be ashamed
of yourself!
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Screw you... PETA.
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God, people are
just unbelievable.
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I think I just found my cause.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Can I get you a menu?
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I was wondering if your boss
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would mind putting up a poster.
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Uh, tell him
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if he decides not to, that I'm
gonna accuse him of elder abuse.
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Uh, "The Lexington Home
for Retired Performers
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presents Peter Pan."
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Yeah, we thought
we'd take a shot at it.
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Well, in case
NBC casts Clay Aiken
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and it's ruined for good.
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You know, I won't even ask him;
I'll put it up in the window.
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Hey, Pillsbury,
why the long face?
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You look like
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the saddest dough boy
in the world.
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Oh, I wouldn't want to bother
you with any of my problems.
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I usually just file it all away,
and then wait for an episode
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of Long Island Medium
to let it all out.
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Are you sure?
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It's like everyone
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in my life has moved on
to something except for me.
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When did I become the mother
in a Nancy Meyers movie?
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I mean, all they need me for
is to remind them how talented
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and beautiful they are...
it's like they don't care.
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I care.
I can't tell you how nice it is
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to talk to someone
without them texting
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in the middle
of the conversation.
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Oh, I know exactly how you feel.
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Most of my friends can't hear.
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Mm. I'm Kurt, by the way.
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Maggie Banks.
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Wait a second.
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D-Did I just have
a therapy session
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with-with the Maggie Banks,
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the-the Broadway legend?
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You were in one of the biggest
Broadway flops in history.
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Well, in my defense,
Helen Keller the Musical
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was the talk of the town.
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"She can't hear
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or see, but she has
a voice of gold."
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Now, that was a tagline.
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Looks like my ride is here.
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How did you boys
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find me so fast?
Actually, you dropped
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a couple of posters, Maggie...
we're just following the trail.
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Yeah, 18 blocks...
it's a new record.
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Well, someone has to advertise.
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It was nice
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to talk to you, Pillsbury.
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You, too.
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And if you don't have
any plans...
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and it would seem
that you don't...
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come and visit us in rehearsal.
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I would love to, Maggie. Thanks.
Good.
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See ya.
Okay, guys.
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Can I drive today?
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So they really just
stay in these cages all day?
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Oh, no, we give
them five walks a day.
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We take them to a dog run
for two hours of exercise
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every other day...
we really do our best,
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given the limited
funding that we have.
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You got to remember, these are rescue
dogs, you know? Most of these dogs have
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been living on the streets, or
they were abandoned, abused...
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- Oh...
- So... you know,
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what happens
to them eventually?
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Well, it depends on how old they
are, really. We try to get as many
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of them adopted as we can, but
when we can't, not much choice.
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You know, it's...
it's the worst part of my job.
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Well, that's why
we're here, actually.
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We want to arrange
a very public
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a-and great event
for a cause that
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we are so passionate
animals.
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Yeah, you said something about Broadway?
Yes. I am starring currently
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in the acclaimed
Broadway revival of Funny Girl.
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I don't know if you've seen it. I
don't really get into the city much.
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I'm not a Broadway guy. But I liked Cats.
Okay,
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well, it doesn't really matter,
you know... we just want
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to spearhead a benefit,
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guided towards the Broadway
community... aka me...
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I got it, I got it.
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Okay, well, you know,
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we'll take care
of everything, um...
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- Okay. That's great.
- Really?
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Yeah, I'm in for sure.
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- Yeah?
- I'm in. Yeah.
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I'll get the information
together; let's do it.
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Okay. Amazing. Thank you.
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We love you.
Hi.
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We should get one.
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Look at you. Ooh.
Oh, no. Sam, I love animals,
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but I've got my hands
full taking care of you.
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You're more than enough.
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It happens sometimes.
Uh, it's no big deal.
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When they get like this,
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I pipe music in
through the P.A. system,
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but it's all busted now, so...
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Today's your lucky day... I just
read John Mayer's bio, and he
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said you always have to have
your guitar 80% of the time.
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♪ Moving forward,
using all my breath ♪
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♪ Making love to you
was never second best ♪
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♪ And I saw the world ♪
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♪ Crashing
all around your face ♪
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♪ Never really knowing
it was always ♪
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♪ Mesh and lace ♪
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♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
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♪ You've seen the difference ♪
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♪ And it's getting better
all the time ♪
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♪ There's nothing
you and I won't do ♪
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♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
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♪ You should know better ♪
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♪ Dream of better lives ♪
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♪ The kind which never hate ♪
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♪ You should see why ♪
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♪ Dropped in the state of ♪
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♪ Imaginary grace ♪
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♪ You should know better ♪
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♪ I made a pilgrimage ♪
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♪ To save this humans race ♪
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♪ You should see why ♪
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♪ Never comprehending the race ♪
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♪ Has long gone by ♪
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♪ Let's stop the world ♪
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♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
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♪ Let's stop the world ♪
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♪ I've seen some changes ♪
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♪ But it's getting better
all the time ♪
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♪ Let's stop the world ♪
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♪ There's nothing
you and I won't do ♪
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♪ Let's stop the world ♪
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♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
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♪ The future's ♪
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♪ Open wide ♪
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♪ Mm, mm ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Let's stop the world ♪
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♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
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♪ Let's stop the world ♪
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♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you. ♪
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I've got it.
I have got the perfect plan
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for how to get this thing
off the ground.
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Later today,
you are going to take
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a couple of dogs
for a walk around the block,
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where paparazzi will be
conveniently waiting.
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You're gonna get snapped,
give a quote,
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bam, Broadway Bitches
is off and running.
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And I also snagged you
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this designer number
by a designer that is so fancy,
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I can't even pronounce his name.
There's hardly any vowels in it.
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And if you wear it and
get photographed in it,
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you get to keep it for free. But how
do we know that they'll be there?
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I made a couple of calls
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and I tweeted from your account,
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and I used hashtag living,
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so everyone sees it.
Oh, perfect.
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Oh, my God, Kurt!
I have the best news
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that I've been wanting
to tell you about.
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Is Liza off her meds, running
around Central Park again?
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I'm starting
a dog-rescue charity!
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And Santana and Mercedes and I
are doing a performance.
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It's gonna be great.
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Oh, could I perform, too?
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I-I've been itching to do
something outside of school.
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One Three Hill's
been on a hiatus
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ever since Elliot went
to his yoga retreat
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and Dani's Roller Derby team
became state champions.
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I-I... I think we're
just gonna keep it us girls.
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We don't want the event
to be, like...
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Amateur open mic night?
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No, no, no, Kurt.
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This is not personal, okay?
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This is about Rachel
and her image.
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And you are so good
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that you would just be
pulling focus from her.
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No, I-I get it.
I get that I haven't exactly
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made a name for myself like
the rest of you have, but...
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gosh, you'd just think
after everything,
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someone would
throw me a bone for once.
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Kurt, wait.
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All right, boys, I don't want...
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I'll leave the window unlocked.
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That strange boy may come
looking for his shadow.
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Oh, Pillsbury, you made it!
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I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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Sit down.
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Take in the magic!
248
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Debbie, it's your...
it's your cue.
249
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Debbie! Rule number one:
hearing aids on
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during rehearsal!
251
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Uh-oh.
252
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Peter's dead, folks.
253
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Of all times
she chooses to die,
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less than a week away
from opening night.
255
00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:13,111
Oh, she was always so selfish.
256
00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:14,779
We have to cancel.
257
00:11:14,814 --> 00:11:18,116
Debbie was the only one
with hips strong enough
258
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f-for the harness.
259
00:11:19,985 --> 00:11:23,655
Take a walk down
the halls here.
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Room after room of beds
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00:11:25,791 --> 00:11:28,693
filled with people who won't
get out of them anymore.
262
00:11:28,727 --> 00:11:30,628
Not because they can't
263
00:11:30,663 --> 00:11:33,364
but because they can't find
any reason to.
264
00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:34,966
This show,
265
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,768
uh, getting up in front
266
00:11:36,802 --> 00:11:39,103
of an audience...
this was my reason.
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00:11:41,507 --> 00:11:44,075
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
268
00:11:44,109 --> 00:11:46,744
Wh-Wh... uh, when is
opening night?
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Uh, Monday
at 4:00 p.m.
270
00:11:48,547 --> 00:11:50,547
Incidentally,
that's also closing night.
271
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I-I could fill in,
unless there's a rule
272
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:54,619
about residents only
being in the show.
273
00:11:54,653 --> 00:11:57,489
First of all,
we only have two rules.
274
00:11:57,523 --> 00:11:59,424
One, remember your teeth.
275
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And your teeth.
276
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,528
And... don't mix up
277
00:12:03,562 --> 00:12:05,029
your night pills
278
00:12:05,064 --> 00:12:06,998
with your day pills.
It's simple.
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00:12:07,032 --> 00:12:09,000
I thought I was a pterodactyl.
280
00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:12,137
Are you sure, Pillsbury?
281
00:12:12,171 --> 00:12:14,639
Peter Pan is a very vocally
282
00:12:14,673 --> 00:12:16,674
demanding role for a woman.
283
00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:18,943
Can you handle it?
Oh, yeah.
284
00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:20,211
I-I'm a countertenor,
285
00:12:20,246 --> 00:12:21,679
and I practically have the score
memorized.
286
00:12:21,714 --> 00:12:23,782
I was obsessed with my tape
287
00:12:23,816 --> 00:12:25,283
of Mary Martin's version
when I was a kid.
288
00:12:25,317 --> 00:12:26,551
She was my childhood hero.
289
00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:28,653
Which explains a lot
now that I think about it.
290
00:12:28,687 --> 00:12:30,188
We have a piano.
291
00:12:30,222 --> 00:12:33,658
Uh, could you audition
with any music or anything?
292
00:12:33,692 --> 00:12:36,394
You know, we just
can't hand you a part.
293
00:12:36,428 --> 00:12:38,897
We have standards. Right?
294
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:41,099
I-I do. I always carry
295
00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,834
sheet music with me
just in case.
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00:12:42,868 --> 00:12:44,936
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
297
00:12:48,607 --> 00:12:51,843
♪ Midnight ♪
298
00:12:51,877 --> 00:12:56,047
♪ Not a sound
from the pavement ♪
299
00:12:56,081 --> 00:13:00,385
♪ Has the moon
lost her memory? ♪
300
00:13:00,419 --> 00:13:05,390
♪ She is smiling alone ♪
301
00:13:05,424 --> 00:13:08,793
♪ In the lamplight ♪
302
00:13:08,828 --> 00:13:14,332
♪ The withered leaves collect
at my feet ♪
303
00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:18,203
♪ And the wind ♪
304
00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:22,207
♪ Begins to moan ♪
305
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:24,742
♪ Daylight ♪
306
00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:28,746
♪ I must wait for the sunrise ♪
307
00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:32,951
♪ I must think of a new life ♪
308
00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:37,222
♪ And I mustn't give in ♪
309
00:13:37,256 --> 00:13:40,792
♪ When the dawn comes ♪
310
00:13:40,826 --> 00:13:45,764
♪ Tonight will be
a memory, too ♪
311
00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:50,101
♪ And a new day ♪
312
00:13:50,136 --> 00:13:53,671
♪ Will begin ♪
313
00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:10,488
♪ Burnt-out ends ♪
314
00:14:10,523 --> 00:14:14,426
♪ Of smoky days ♪
315
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:21,433
♪ The stale cold
smell of morning ♪
316
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:24,369
♪ A streetlamp dies ♪
317
00:14:24,403 --> 00:14:29,207
♪ Another night is over ♪
318
00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:36,614
♪ Another day is dawning ♪
319
00:14:36,649 --> 00:14:39,617
♪ Touch me ♪
320
00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:43,955
♪ It's so easy to leave me ♪
321
00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:48,159
♪ All alone with the memory ♪
322
00:14:48,194 --> 00:14:51,162
♪ Of my days in the sun ♪
323
00:14:51,197 --> 00:14:53,832
IE ♪ Days in the sun ♪
324
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:57,168
♪ If you touch me ♪
325
00:14:57,203 --> 00:15:02,841
♪ You'll understand
what happiness is ♪
326
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:08,513
♪ Look, a new day ♪
327
00:15:08,547 --> 00:15:16,547
♪ Has begun... ♪
328
00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:21,326
♪ Has begun... ♪
329
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,035
That's our Peter!
330
00:15:32,405 --> 00:15:34,406
Yay!
331
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,835
Aw... This is
an unusually violent game.
332
00:15:38,844 --> 00:15:40,211
Hey, McConaughey. Hey.
333
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:41,713
All right, all right, all right.
334
00:15:41,747 --> 00:15:43,081
Grr.
335
00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:44,849
We're working
on his impressions.
336
00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:45,850
It's like watching
337
00:15:45,885 --> 00:15:47,385
Goofy teach tricks to Pluto.
338
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,540
Mercedes is gonna
freak when she gets home.
339
00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:51,022
Hush. She's gonna fall
in love with him,
340
00:15:51,057 --> 00:15:53,491
just like I did. You have to
help me sell it to her so she,
341
00:15:53,526 --> 00:15:55,627
like, thinks he's really awesome
when she gets here, okay?
342
00:15:55,661 --> 00:15:58,096
Don't worry. I got your back.
343
00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:00,098
Sam? Did you
go back
344
00:16:00,132 --> 00:16:01,199
and adopt that dog?
345
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,201
Uh... uh, hey.
I tried to stop him.
346
00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:04,502
Uh, baby, yeah.
347
00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,171
Sorry I didn't, uh, talk
to you about it first.
348
00:16:06,205 --> 00:16:07,439
It's just that when I saw
349
00:16:07,473 --> 00:16:09,107
McConaughey in his cage,
something inside me just clicked
350
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:10,575
and I knew that we were meant
for each other.
351
00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:11,876
I blame Sarah McLachlan.
352
00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:14,079
I don't mean to be patronizing,
353
00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:17,282
but we have a kitchen full
of dead Chia Pets
354
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:18,383
that you can't take care of.
355
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:21,186
This is a living,
breathing creature.
356
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,620
So is Artie,
and I take care of him.
357
00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:23,702
Hold up. Did you just...
358
00:16:23,723 --> 00:16:25,023
Look, hey, look, I know
359
00:16:25,057 --> 00:16:26,758
I can take care of him, okay?
I just...
360
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,153
Give me a chance.
Look, look, look.
361
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,462
Oh, McConaughey loves you.
362
00:16:30,496 --> 00:16:32,997
- He lo...
- Oh, oh, look at the face.
363
00:16:33,032 --> 00:16:35,900
- The pooch. He d... The face.
- Okay. Fine.
364
00:16:35,935 --> 00:16:40,372
If it's that important to you,
we will try it.
365
00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:41,973
Okay. She's gone. Let's go.
366
00:16:42,007 --> 00:16:44,242
- Did you pay the gas bill?
- Yeah.
367
00:16:44,276 --> 00:16:46,778
Uh, no.
Uh, I've...
368
00:16:46,812 --> 00:16:49,381
Artie was just
into this video game.
369
00:16:49,415 --> 00:16:51,983
Did you take out the recycling?
370
00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:54,586
Um, Artie was gonna do it
on his way out.
371
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,954
Am I still here? Am I invisible?
372
00:16:57,523 --> 00:16:59,290
Hold up.
373
00:16:59,325 --> 00:17:01,092
Is that my faux-huahua?
374
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:02,160
Uh...
375
00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:07,832
Oh, I did that.
376
00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:09,787
Okay, you better
clean this mess up.
377
00:17:09,802 --> 00:17:11,469
Okay, just because
McConaughey is cute,
378
00:17:11,504 --> 00:17:13,505
it doesn't mean...
379
00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:21,579
Oh, no.
380
00:17:21,614 --> 00:17:22,854
Oh, I know
381
00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:24,282
that that dog
is not eating my hair.
382
00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:26,017
I know
383
00:17:26,052 --> 00:17:28,586
that you did not let that dog
near my bedroom or my wardrobe
384
00:17:28,621 --> 00:17:30,622
or my makeup!
385
00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:37,662
I got to go. Um...
Sam!
386
00:17:37,697 --> 00:17:39,297
Can one of you guys
bring me Don't.
387
00:17:39,331 --> 00:17:40,632
Down the stairs? Don't you even speak.
Don't you even look
388
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,033
I got you. like you're
about to speak to me.
389
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,802
You just pack up that dog
and you take him back
390
00:17:43,836 --> 00:17:45,937
where you got him
or, so help me,
391
00:17:45,972 --> 00:17:47,872
I will go full-on Carcosa
on you.
392
00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:58,683
Easy.
393
00:17:58,718 --> 00:18:01,686
Okay.
394
00:18:06,289 --> 00:18:08,769
Oh, my God, is
that Rachel Berry,
395
00:18:08,794 --> 00:18:10,729
star of Broadway's
smash-hit musical
396
00:18:10,763 --> 00:18:12,831
I love her!
397
00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:15,400
I saw Funny Girl
398
00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:18,370
five times!
She is just so likeable!
399
00:18:18,404 --> 00:18:19,738
Oh!
400
00:18:19,772 --> 00:18:21,539
Ms. Berry,
what on earth are you doing
401
00:18:21,574 --> 00:18:22,941
walking all these
beautiful dogs?
402
00:18:22,975 --> 00:18:24,409
Well, someone has to.
403
00:18:24,443 --> 00:18:26,211
Did you know
that New York City shelters
404
00:18:26,245 --> 00:18:28,613
are the most overpopulated
in the state?
405
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:31,883
What? No, I didn't know that.
That's such a shame.
406
00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:35,353
That's why I'm starting
my own dog rescue charity,
407
00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,856
Broadway Bitches.
408
00:18:38,924 --> 00:18:40,892
Okay. Wait,
just stay right there.
409
00:18:40,926 --> 00:18:43,194
At the, uh, Spotlight Diner.
410
00:18:49,969 --> 00:18:51,002
Okay.
411
00:18:51,037 --> 00:18:52,437
Oh, my God. Stay.
412
00:18:52,471 --> 00:18:54,339
Oh, my God.
413
00:18:55,608 --> 00:18:57,442
Oh, my God. Ah!
414
00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:04,322
Oh, my God.
415
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:19,018
At least you're wearing underwear.
I got dragged four blocks
416
00:19:19,053 --> 00:19:20,620
and now I have to
pay for this dress
417
00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:22,155
and that man got
bit by a shih tzu.
418
00:19:22,189 --> 00:19:23,289
Seriously, is this a good idea?
419
00:19:23,323 --> 00:19:24,763
Because I feel like
I look worse now.
420
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,826
No. Yes, this is
a good idea, okay?
421
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,961
Um, everybody's talking
about your activism.
422
00:19:28,996 --> 00:19:31,631
And, in fact, out of the 500
Broadway Bitches Evites
423
00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:34,567
that I sent out this morning,
over half are confirmed.
424
00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:37,236
And I even have a reporter
from NYTheatreNews.com ready
425
00:19:37,271 --> 00:19:38,671
to do a piece on it.
426
00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:40,573
So just stick to the plan
427
00:19:40,607 --> 00:19:42,575
and don't go soft on me.
428
00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:45,511
Guys, I got good news.
I landed a role.
429
00:19:45,546 --> 00:19:47,480
"The Lexington Home
430
00:19:47,514 --> 00:19:49,615
for Retired Performers
presents Peter Pan"?
431
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:50,583
And I'm Peter!
432
00:19:50,617 --> 00:19:51,617
They needed an
emergency replacement
433
00:19:51,652 --> 00:19:52,952
because the woman
434
00:19:52,986 --> 00:19:55,960
playing him dropped... out.
435
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,227
Possibly be serious.
436
00:19:57,262 --> 00:20:00,898
I am, actually,
and I'm very excited about it.
437
00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:03,667
Opening night is Monday,
and I'd love to have you.
438
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,336
No, sorry, can't make it.
439
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,605
As much as I would love
to watch Homocchio
440
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,873
and the Geriatric Puppets
put on a depressing
441
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:13,310
sub-community theatre show,
Rachel's event is that night.
442
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,845
Well, that shouldn't be
a problem
443
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,313
because the show starts at 4:00.
444
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,383
I'm sorry, Kurt. Santana has
me doing all these photo ops
445
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,919
and interviews, and my
reputation is at stake here.
446
00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:23,887
Seriously, you know,
I could lose jobs
447
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,356
if I don't clean this up.
448
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,959
I bend over backwards for you
every time you need something.
449
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,263
Well, I need you now
so please support me in this.
450
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:35,633
I am doing something good
for the animals.
451
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,034
No, you're doing it
for yourself.
452
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,436
You treat me exactly like
the world treats those dogs...
453
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,105
you just cast me aside.
454
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:42,339
Well, I'm done being a friend
455
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:44,220
only when it's convenient
for you.
456
00:20:46,069 --> 00:20:48,989
Mercedes doesn't want me
to get rid of the dog, okay?
457
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,781
She just wants him
to stop tearing everything up.
458
00:20:50,815 --> 00:20:53,183
You seriously think
you can train that dog?
459
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,119
I had to teach you
how to use Velcro.
460
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,655
Okay, yeah, well, Velcro's hard.
It's like black magic.
461
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:01,358
But, look, I can do this, okay?
Doggies crave discipline.
462
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:04,562
We'll just run him through
the Doggy Gauntlet of Doom...
463
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,564
it's a working title,
don't judge me...
464
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,233
and then once Mercedes gets home
tonight, he'll be groomed,
465
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,235
trained and ready
to melt her heart
466
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:14,605
with those big, beautiful puppy
dog eyes that he gets from me.
467
00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:17,007
- Let's do it.
- All right, good.
468
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:30,054
♪ I saw a werewolf with
a Chinese menu in his hand ♪
469
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:33,557
♪ Walking through the streets
of Soho ♪
470
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,059
♪ In the rain ♪
471
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:40,531
♪ He was looking for a place
called Lee Ho Fook's ♪
472
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:44,301
♪ Going to get a big dish
of beef chow mein ♪
473
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,170
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
474
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,405
♪ Werewolves of London ♪
475
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,910
♪ Ah-ooh... ♪
476
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,246
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
477
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,414
♪ Werewolves of London ♪
478
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,651
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
479
00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:07,157
♪ If you hear him howling
around your kitchen door ♪
480
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:08,759
♪ You better not let him in ♪
481
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,528
♪ No, no, no ♪
482
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:14,732
♪ Little old lady
got mutilated late last night ♪
483
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:18,035
♪ Werewolves of London again ♪
484
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:23,474
♪ Ah-ooh, werewolves of London ♪
485
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:28,779
♪ Ah-ooh, ooh ♪
486
00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:30,147
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
487
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,183
♪ Werewolves of London ♪
488
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:36,620
♪ Ah-ooh, ooh ♪
489
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:40,758
♪ Well, I saw Lon Chaney
walking with the Queen ♪
490
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,928
♪ Doing the werewolves
of London ♪
491
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:49,767
♪ I saw Lon Chaney Jr.
Walking with the Queen ♪
492
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:52,670
♪ Doing the werewolves
of London ♪
493
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,171
♪ All right ♪
494
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,873
♪ I saw a werewolf ♪
495
00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:58,576
Drinking a piña colada
at Trader Vic's.
496
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,845
Huh, his hair was perfect.
497
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,480
♪ Yeah ♪
498
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,615
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
499
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:05,883
♪ Ooh, ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
500
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,852
♪ Yeah, uh, uh ♪
501
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,487
♪ Werewolves of London ♪
502
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:12,990
♪ Draw blood ♪
503
00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:16,327
♪ Ah, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah ♪
504
00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:21,799
♪ Werewolves of London. ♪
505
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,801
Boys, I've returned
to Neverland!
506
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,871
Maggie, you're supposed
to be on the ground.
507
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,007
Peter, we killed a giant bird
while you were gone.
508
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,979
If I get down,
I'm not getting back up.
509
00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:36,714
Oh, we look ridiculous!
510
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,382
What were we thinking when
511
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,750
we chose to do Peter Pan?
512
00:23:39,784 --> 00:23:41,418
Well, we wanted
to show our families
513
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,154
that we were still
energetic and young.
514
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,355
Right, Freddie?
515
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,859
But you guys are still
energetic and young.
516
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,729
You know, if you want to seem
young, you got to feel young.
517
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,130
I don't know about all of that.
518
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,299
I was thinking
of changing up the music.
519
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,667
You know, maybe updating it
a little bit.
520
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,269
I still think that we should do
521
00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,938
The Importance
of Being Earnest.
522
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,541
Ever since you were a question
on Jeopardy!,
523
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,676
you have been
such a know-it-all.
524
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,879
Maggie, flowers came for you.
525
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,181
Oh.
526
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,953
Oh, they're from
my daughter, Clara!
527
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:19,089
She's a defense
attorney. "Mom,
528
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,493
"sorry I have
to miss opening night.
529
00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:24,929
I have to be in Reno
for a deposition."
530
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,834
Oh.
531
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:33,270
She is so thoughtful.
532
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,539
She spoils me.
533
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,477
Oh, that's too bad.
534
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,912
I know how important
Clara is to her.
535
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,614
She talks about her constantly.
536
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,008
All about their lunches, and
their late night phone calls,
537
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:47,218
and their double dates.
538
00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:49,220
Except none of it's real.
539
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,122
Those flowers aren't
from her daughter.
540
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,957
Maggie sends herself flowers
541
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,959
once a week
to keep up appearances.
542
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,461
Clara hasn't been here in years.
543
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,239
You are shredding my last nerve.
544
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:10,741
Before you say anything else,
you should know
545
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:13,344
that Artie and I tamed the beast
that is McConaughey.
546
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:14,545
He's not barking,
547
00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:16,881
he's been off his leash
for the last few hours,
548
00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:18,783
but didn't poop anywhere
he wasn't supposed to,
549
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,985
and he didn't eat any
of your weird, strange,
550
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,987
Indian hair.
551
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,123
All of that is great,
552
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,992
Sam, but we talked about this,
553
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,728
and we both agreed,
we can't take care of a dog.
554
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:31,996
Really? Because
it looks like
555
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,764
I'm doing a pretty good
job of it right now.
556
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,332
For the moment.
557
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,669
But what's gonna happen when
you have, like, a 20-hour shoot,
558
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,772
and you can't walk McConaughey,
or-or put out his food?
559
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:44,341
I don't know. I thought
maybe you could help.
560
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:48,112
Well, I would, and I could, but
what happens when I go on tour?
561
00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:51,282
Uh, we could get a dog-sitter.
I don't know.
562
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,483
Who's gonna call the sitter?
563
00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:55,052
Who's gonna make sure
that they have a key to get in?
564
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,520
Who's gonna pay them?
565
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,389
I am, and you know what else
I've been thinking about?
566
00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,424
You going on tour, and me
being in this brownstone,
567
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:03,160
all alone
and wanting some company.
568
00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,430
You know, last time I checked,
569
00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:08,265
New York's a pretty lonely town.
570
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,934
Is that what
this is really about?
571
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,936
Maybe.
572
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,804
Partly, yes.
573
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,039
But if we're being honest,
574
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,373
I think it's also about
575
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,275
when I suggested
we take McConaughey home,
576
00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:21,078
you couldn't even imagine me
being able to take care of him,
577
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,993
okay, and that's just...
that's just crap, okay.
578
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,249
It's like you're looking at me
like I'm a boy and not a man.
579
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,418
- Sam...
- Look, I took care of
580
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,019
my whole family
when they had nothing, okay.
581
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:30,988
When they were as poor
and as homeless as McConaughey.
582
00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:32,189
I made sure they ate,
583
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,691
I made sure
they had a roof over their head,
584
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:34,885
I made sure my little brother
585
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:36,093
and sister got
to school on time.
586
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:37,294
Me, Sam, the slacker.
587
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,796
- Oh, Sam, I... I know.
- But, yeah, yeah, yeah.
588
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:41,165
I know... I know
that I forget about
589
00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:42,533
appointments sometimes,
590
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:44,402
and I leave my clothes
around the apartment,
591
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,903
and I get distracted
playing video games,
592
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:47,371
but that doesn't mean
I'm a joke.
593
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:49,707
I never called you a joke.
594
00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,376
Mercedes, look, I...
I want to marry you eventually,
595
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,612
when we're ready, and I
want to have a family
596
00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:55,846
with a house and a yard
and kids and stuff,
597
00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:57,381
but that's only gonna happen
598
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,417
if you start taking me
seriously, and that starts with
599
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,753
me proving to you that I can
take care of McConaughey.
600
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:06,924
You-you did, and, uh, I'm giving
you your props for that.
601
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,826
Okay, great.
But I...
602
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:11,395
I still don't think
that you should keep him.
603
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,530
Why not?
604
00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,366
Because it's not good for him,
605
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,234
Sam. Like I said, I'm about
606
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,036
to go on tour, and you...
607
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:21,806
your schedule's crazy,
and it's just gonna get worse.
608
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,742
So, what's the point
of having a dog, even one
609
00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,377
as cute as McConaughey,
if you can't
610
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:29,580
take care of him,
and you can't enjoy him?
611
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,951
You heard
what they do to the pets
612
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,387
that you bring back
to the shelters, right?
613
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:40,691
Well, then, you're gonna have
to find a home for him.
614
00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:42,259
And I promise you, some day,
615
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,328
we're gonna have
everything that you want.
616
00:27:44,362 --> 00:27:45,963
Okay, and that includes a dog.
617
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,566
But we're still figuring
things out between you and me,
618
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,968
like who we are together
and where we're gonna be.
619
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:53,471
I just don't think
620
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,140
that we should drag McConaughey
into that, do you?
621
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,701
Liz, send in my 10:00.
622
00:28:18,673 --> 00:28:21,809
Hi. Um, I'm Kurt Hummel.
623
00:28:21,843 --> 00:28:24,278
Um, I-I didn't
actually cause
624
00:28:24,312 --> 00:28:26,380
a major chemical spill
in National Park.
625
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,582
Uh, your receptionist said
that you were really busy,
626
00:28:28,616 --> 00:28:32,352
and that was the only way that I
could make an appointment, so...
627
00:28:32,387 --> 00:28:34,054
Oh. Uh...
628
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,222
Liz, call security.
629
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:37,057
Well...
They should only need one guy.
630
00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:38,659
No. It's-it's about your mother.
631
00:28:38,693 --> 00:28:40,093
I'm-I'm friends with her.
632
00:28:40,128 --> 00:28:44,698
Wait. Is this some kind of
Martha Raye-Mark Harris thing?
633
00:28:44,732 --> 00:28:46,733
'Cause she doesn't
have any money.
634
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:49,937
No, no. We're performing
together at the home.
635
00:28:49,971 --> 00:28:51,038
Uh, Peter Pan.
636
00:28:51,072 --> 00:28:52,906
Uh, she's Wendy, I'm Peter.
637
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:56,076
Okay. Weird, but whatever.
638
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:58,912
Well, I hate to break it to you,
but the minute the show's over,
639
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,914
she's gonna lose your number.
640
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,549
I...
641
00:29:02,584 --> 00:29:05,085
I don't know what happened
between you two, but, uh,
642
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,288
I can't imagine a sweet old lady
like that hurting anyone.
643
00:29:08,323 --> 00:29:10,657
Well...
644
00:29:10,692 --> 00:29:12,760
she wasn't always
a sweet old lady.
645
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:15,796
She was young and ambitious and
646
00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:17,030
so hungry to get back
in the game,
647
00:29:17,065 --> 00:29:18,426
she tended
to forget little things,
648
00:29:18,433 --> 00:29:22,436
like her daughter at school
and birthdays.
649
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:26,940
And I bet
that was very painful,
650
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:30,310
but your mother is 86 years old.
651
00:29:30,345 --> 00:29:33,380
I mean, don't you want
to forgive before it's too late?
652
00:29:33,414 --> 00:29:35,382
Oh, I've forgiven.
653
00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:37,718
Wasn't her fault.
654
00:29:37,752 --> 00:29:40,354
She never should have become
a mother in the first place.
655
00:29:40,388 --> 00:29:43,090
Did you know that she sends
herself flowers from you,
656
00:29:43,124 --> 00:29:44,825
and that she talks about you
constantly?
657
00:29:44,859 --> 00:29:47,728
I know all about the scar
on your elbow from the time
658
00:29:47,762 --> 00:29:50,330
that you climbed on the counter
trying to get the box
659
00:29:50,365 --> 00:29:52,900
of Frosted Flakes, nd your
fear of balloons, and that
660
00:29:52,934 --> 00:29:54,101
you aced the SAT.
661
00:29:54,135 --> 00:29:56,103
Wow.
662
00:29:56,137 --> 00:29:57,704
Did she also tell you
663
00:29:57,739 --> 00:29:59,973
that she missed
my high school graduation?
664
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:03,811
She had a dream,
and she got lost in it.
665
00:30:05,713 --> 00:30:08,849
But she is clearly
full of regret.
666
00:30:18,326 --> 00:30:21,061
My mom died when I was eight,
667
00:30:21,096 --> 00:30:24,698
and I spent my entire life
pretending that I had one.
668
00:30:24,732 --> 00:30:27,868
Whatever she did to you,
yours is still here.
669
00:30:29,404 --> 00:30:33,818
Don't you see that by coming
to see her perform
670
00:30:33,853 --> 00:30:36,187
for taking her away from you
that you could heal all of this?
671
00:30:37,857 --> 00:30:40,125
Well, your mother
couldn't take care of you
672
00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:43,695
when you were little, but
you could take care of her now.
673
00:30:55,265 --> 00:30:57,585
Oh, this is better than
I could have ever imagined!
674
00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:59,778
I mean, a dozen dogs
have already been adopted,
675
00:30:59,812 --> 00:31:01,680
and we just started! Hi.
676
00:31:01,714 --> 00:31:03,715
Okay, um, Beverly Stevens
from NYTheatreNews.com
677
00:31:03,749 --> 00:31:05,450
is going to be
here later today,
678
00:31:05,484 --> 00:31:07,252
and I've picked out
the perfect pooch
679
00:31:07,286 --> 00:31:09,354
for you to pose with.
680
00:31:09,388 --> 00:31:11,089
He's a three-legged dog!
681
00:31:11,123 --> 00:31:12,524
Oh. Come here.
682
00:31:12,558 --> 00:31:14,859
Who doesn't love a lady
holding a three-legged dog?
683
00:31:14,894 --> 00:31:16,928
You know, it's like
a ticket to Heaven.
684
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,463
Oh, Santana,
you're really good at this.
685
00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:20,131
Have you ever thought about
doing this professionally?
686
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:23,234
Sure enough,
every time I watch Scandal.
687
00:31:24,637 --> 00:31:26,604
Okay, come on, Sam.
688
00:31:26,639 --> 00:31:30,008
We have to turn McConaughey
into the doggie rescue.
689
00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:32,010
No way, Jose.
690
00:31:32,044 --> 00:31:33,978
Guys, I think we have an issue.
691
00:31:34,013 --> 00:31:35,146
I'm going to
have to take the dog.
692
00:31:35,181 --> 00:31:36,314
You're telling me
I can't take this dog?
693
00:31:36,349 --> 00:31:37,509
Just, I need to take the dog.
694
00:31:37,516 --> 00:31:38,783
No, I can't believe that!
No, no, no, no, no.
695
00:31:38,818 --> 00:31:40,318
No. Yeah,
'cause I have to take
696
00:31:40,353 --> 00:31:42,120
a photo with that dog
later, so...
697
00:31:42,154 --> 00:31:43,621
But this is the dog
my son wants to adopt.
698
00:31:43,656 --> 00:31:45,323
Isn't that the whole point
of this event?
699
00:31:45,358 --> 00:31:46,958
Um, well, maybe you could just
wait a couple of hours?
700
00:31:46,993 --> 00:31:50,328
I have to catch a train back
to Long Island in 20 minutes.
701
00:31:50,363 --> 00:31:51,730
Okay, I'm so sorry, lady,
702
00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:53,531
but hand over the tripod,
and nobody'll get hurt.
703
00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:55,467
I'm sorry...
I can't...
704
00:31:55,501 --> 00:31:57,469
I get it.
705
00:31:57,503 --> 00:32:00,171
I know who you are.
I read the Broadway blogs.
706
00:32:00,206 --> 00:32:02,674
You can't redeem a lie
with more lies.
707
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:05,643
You may get away
with this farce this time,
708
00:32:05,678 --> 00:32:07,979
but you're a fraud, and
it's gonna come out soon enough.
709
00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:10,782
You don't care
about these dogs.
710
00:32:10,816 --> 00:32:14,819
I doubt you care much
about anyone but yourself.
711
00:32:14,854 --> 00:32:16,855
Come on, honey, let's go home.
712
00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:20,859
Don't listen to her.
713
00:32:20,893 --> 00:32:22,427
Look at...
714
00:32:22,461 --> 00:32:24,062
Look at her shoes.
715
00:32:44,024 --> 00:32:46,144
Thanks. I just don't want
the harness to show.
716
00:32:46,169 --> 00:32:47,536
I mean,
the show's tacky enough.
717
00:32:47,571 --> 00:32:49,271
Well, I am missing
dinner with June
718
00:32:49,306 --> 00:32:51,440
and Diane von Furstenberg
at Annie Leibovitz's house,
719
00:32:51,475 --> 00:32:54,043
but... there's no
other place I'd rather be.
720
00:32:54,077 --> 00:32:55,945
Drop all the names you want,
721
00:32:55,979 --> 00:32:59,582
my old ladies are much
cooler than yours.
722
00:32:59,616 --> 00:33:02,218
It's really nice
to see you so happy.
723
00:33:02,252 --> 00:33:03,819
I never thought
that a retirement home
724
00:33:03,854 --> 00:33:05,855
can make someone smile so much.
725
00:33:05,889 --> 00:33:08,691
You know, for the first time
since I moved here, I...
726
00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:10,960
I feel like I'm doing
something with purpose.
727
00:33:10,994 --> 00:33:13,496
Besides school, of course.
728
00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:15,564
Should I save some seats?
729
00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:18,534
No, no, I'll see you after.
Okay.
730
00:33:18,568 --> 00:33:20,269
Love you.
Me, too.
731
00:33:20,303 --> 00:33:22,471
Oh, uh, don't sit
in the first row.
732
00:33:22,506 --> 00:33:24,940
I don't trust the harness.
And Gladys has been having
733
00:33:24,975 --> 00:33:27,243
a hard time keeping
solid foods down, so...
734
00:33:27,277 --> 00:33:29,178
Okay.
735
00:33:29,212 --> 00:33:30,646
Break a leg.
736
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,515
Thanks.
737
00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:41,333
You know, Maggie,
I was thinking,
738
00:33:41,358 --> 00:33:43,926
since your daughter and my
friends are always so busy,
739
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,828
why don't we become
each other's family?
740
00:33:45,862 --> 00:33:47,963
I mean, you'd be
doing me a favor.
741
00:33:47,998 --> 00:33:50,478
I-I could use
someone to talk to.
742
00:33:52,169 --> 00:33:55,771
Well, as long as
I'd be doing you a favor,
743
00:33:55,806 --> 00:33:57,173
I'd love to.
744
00:34:22,165 --> 00:34:23,933
Hello? Hey, it's me.
745
00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:27,203
Um, my show is about to start,
and I just wanted
746
00:34:27,237 --> 00:34:29,205
to wish you good luck
at the benefit.
747
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,907
I know things have been really
tense between us this week,
748
00:34:31,942 --> 00:34:34,110
um, but I would
never want you to think
749
00:34:34,144 --> 00:34:36,979
that I'm not proud
or supportive of you.
750
00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:39,949
Um, I'm-I'm very glad
you're doing what you're doing,
751
00:34:39,983 --> 00:34:42,184
because... my life
would certainly be dull
752
00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:44,420
without friends like you
to inspire me every day.
753
00:34:44,454 --> 00:34:47,123
That is very sweet of you,
but I have to go,
754
00:34:47,157 --> 00:34:51,093
because, um, my best friend's
show is about to start.
755
00:34:55,132 --> 00:34:57,199
Oh.
756
00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:16,685
♪ You must be my lucky star ♪
757
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,921
♪ 'Cause you shine on me ♪
758
00:35:18,955 --> 00:35:20,589
♪ Wherever you are
759
00:35:20,624 --> 00:35:23,092
♪ I just think of you ♪
760
00:35:23,126 --> 00:35:25,127
♪ And I start to glow ♪
761
00:35:25,162 --> 00:35:27,430
♪ And I need your light ♪
762
00:35:27,464 --> 00:35:28,998
♪ And, baby, you know ♪
763
00:35:29,032 --> 00:35:32,168
♪ Starlight, star bright ♪
764
00:35:32,202 --> 00:35:33,836
♪ First star I see tonight ♪
765
00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,104
♪ Starlight ♪
766
00:35:35,138 --> 00:35:36,238
♪ Star bright ♪
767
00:35:36,273 --> 00:35:37,573
♪ Make everything all right ♪
768
00:35:37,607 --> 00:35:39,442
♪ Starlight ♪
769
00:35:39,476 --> 00:35:41,944
♪ Star bright,
first star I see tonight ♪
770
00:35:41,978 --> 00:35:45,014
♪ Starlight ♪
♪ Star bright ♪
771
00:35:45,048 --> 00:35:46,949
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ You must be ♪
772
00:35:46,983 --> 00:35:49,719
♪ My lucky star ♪
773
00:35:49,753 --> 00:35:51,921
♪ 'Cause you make the darkness ♪
774
00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:53,723
♪ Seem so far ♪
775
00:35:53,757 --> 00:35:56,025
♪ And when I'm lost ♪
776
00:35:56,059 --> 00:35:57,893
♪ You'll be my guide ♪
777
00:35:57,928 --> 00:36:02,064
♪ I just turn around,
and you're by my side ♪
778
00:36:02,099 --> 00:36:04,367
♪ Starlight, star bright ♪
779
00:36:04,401 --> 00:36:06,435
♪ First star I see tonight ♪
780
00:36:06,470 --> 00:36:08,471
♪ Starlight, star bright ♪
781
00:36:08,505 --> 00:36:10,439
♪ Make everything all right ♪
782
00:36:10,474 --> 00:36:11,607
♪ Starlight ♪
783
00:36:11,641 --> 00:36:12,742
♪ Star bright ♪
784
00:36:12,776 --> 00:36:14,543
♪ First star I see tonight ♪
785
00:36:14,578 --> 00:36:15,745
♪ Starlight ♪
786
00:36:15,779 --> 00:36:17,146
♪ Star bright ♪
787
00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:19,415
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
788
00:36:21,651 --> 00:36:22,818
♪ Come on ♪
789
00:36:22,853 --> 00:36:25,354
♪ Shine your heavenly body ♪
790
00:36:25,389 --> 00:36:27,123
♪ Tonight ♪
791
00:36:29,526 --> 00:36:32,128
♪ 'Cause I know you're gonna ♪
792
00:36:32,162 --> 00:36:34,463
♪ Make everything all right ♪
793
00:36:34,498 --> 00:36:36,799
♪ You may be ♪
♪ You may be ♪
794
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,834
♪ My lucky star ♪
♪ My lucky star ♪
795
00:36:38,869 --> 00:36:41,337
♪ But I'm the luckiest by far ♪
796
00:36:41,371 --> 00:36:43,506
♪ What you do to me, baby ♪
797
00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:45,441
♪ Baby ♪
♪ You know ♪
798
00:36:45,475 --> 00:36:46,776
♪ You know ♪
799
00:36:46,810 --> 00:36:50,613
♪ I'm the luckiest by far ♪
800
00:36:50,647 --> 00:36:51,781
♪ Starlight ♪
801
00:36:51,815 --> 00:36:53,449
♪ Star bright ♪
802
00:36:53,483 --> 00:36:54,917
♪ Baby ♪
803
00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:56,085
♪ Starlight ♪
804
00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:57,887
♪ Star bright ♪
805
00:36:57,921 --> 00:37:00,189
♪ What you do to me, baby ♪
806
00:37:00,223 --> 00:37:01,657
♪ You know ♪
807
00:37:01,692 --> 00:37:02,758
♪ You know ♪
808
00:37:02,793 --> 00:37:06,529
♪ I'm the luckiest by far ♪
809
00:37:06,563 --> 00:37:08,297
♪ Starlight ♪
810
00:37:08,332 --> 00:37:09,298
♪ Star bright. ♪
811
00:37:22,245 --> 00:37:25,047
Clara.
812
00:37:25,082 --> 00:37:27,883
Seeing you in the audience
makes this
813
00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:29,952
the best performance of my life.
814
00:37:29,987 --> 00:37:33,856
A friend of yours told me
it was one I couldn't miss.
815
00:37:33,890 --> 00:37:35,758
I'm so glad he did.
816
00:37:35,792 --> 00:37:38,461
I have so many things to say.
817
00:37:38,495 --> 00:37:40,863
So many "I'm sorrys."
818
00:37:40,897 --> 00:37:44,567
And I so want to know
about your life.
819
00:37:45,702 --> 00:37:47,837
Oh, my gosh you were amazing!
820
00:37:47,871 --> 00:37:49,538
I couldn't stop smiling
watching you perform
821
00:37:49,573 --> 00:37:51,107
with all these sweet old folks.
822
00:37:51,141 --> 00:37:53,209
It's like, this is gonna be us
in the future when we're older,
823
00:37:53,243 --> 00:37:54,477
and be so cute.
It is,
824
00:37:54,511 --> 00:37:56,045
and we'll be very cute.
Oh, dude, hold up.
825
00:37:56,079 --> 00:37:58,848
Well, hello. This harness cannot
be good for the sack puppies.
826
00:37:58,882 --> 00:38:00,249
Oh, years of skinny jeans
827
00:38:00,283 --> 00:38:02,018
have prepared me
for this performance.
828
00:38:02,052 --> 00:38:04,320
Well, you look great.
The costume and the key.
829
00:38:04,354 --> 00:38:05,788
Yeah, I just wish
more people could see
830
00:38:05,822 --> 00:38:06,822
Maggie and the gang perform.
831
00:38:06,857 --> 00:38:08,424
I mean, they're the real stars.
832
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,092
Hey, there's a bus outside.
833
00:38:10,127 --> 00:38:12,228
There's a... Freddie, wake up!
834
00:38:12,262 --> 00:38:13,663
Wake up!
835
00:38:13,697 --> 00:38:15,798
Freddie, there's a bus outside,
and it's got a lift.
836
00:38:15,832 --> 00:38:17,333
Oh, a lift?
A lift.
837
00:38:17,367 --> 00:38:19,368
Yeah, okay.
Oh, boy.
838
00:38:19,403 --> 00:38:21,203
Why is there a bus outside?
839
00:38:21,238 --> 00:38:23,172
Artie was able to get
the film school
840
00:38:23,206 --> 00:38:24,940
to loan it to us for the day.
841
00:38:24,975 --> 00:38:27,209
This is your opening night gift.
842
00:38:27,244 --> 00:38:30,346
Hey, everybody!
843
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:32,949
I'm Sam,
844
00:38:32,983 --> 00:38:35,217
and there's a bus outside.
845
00:38:35,252 --> 00:38:38,087
Old people usually freak me out,
but in this case,
846
00:38:38,121 --> 00:38:39,588
you guys are pretty cool.
847
00:38:39,623 --> 00:38:41,524
Anyway, Rachel has asked us
848
00:38:41,558 --> 00:38:43,159
on behalf
of the adoption charity
849
00:38:43,193 --> 00:38:45,528
Broadway Bitches,
to personally invite all of you
850
00:38:45,562 --> 00:38:47,229
to be our guest performers
851
00:38:47,264 --> 00:38:49,198
at an event we're holding
this evening.
852
00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:54,770
Well, what do you say, Maggie?
853
00:38:54,805 --> 00:38:57,006
Do you think you have
a second act in you?
854
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,076
I never used to believe
in second acts,
855
00:39:00,110 --> 00:39:03,145
but you've proven me wrong.
856
00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:05,448
Great.
857
00:39:05,482 --> 00:39:08,517
To the bus, everybody!
858
00:39:11,234 --> 00:39:13,782
Hello, everyone.
Thank you so much for coming
859
00:39:13,807 --> 00:39:15,908
and supporting Broadway Bitches.
860
00:39:15,942 --> 00:39:17,910
You know, as New Yorkers,
861
00:39:17,944 --> 00:39:20,412
we get so wrapped
up in our careers
862
00:39:20,447 --> 00:39:22,448
and making it that we forget
the importance
863
00:39:22,482 --> 00:39:24,984
of really creating a legacy
that we can be proud of.
864
00:39:25,018 --> 00:39:28,220
Um, and what better way
and what's more rewarding
865
00:39:28,255 --> 00:39:31,123
than giving back
to man's best friend
866
00:39:31,158 --> 00:39:33,092
and to all of our friends,
really.
867
00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:36,328
So please join me
in giving a warm welcome
868
00:39:36,363 --> 00:39:39,665
to some very special friends who
are here today to help us out.
869
00:39:39,699 --> 00:39:42,668
From the Lexington Home
of Retired Performers,
870
00:39:42,702 --> 00:39:44,403
give it up and enjoy the song.
871
00:39:44,437 --> 00:39:46,071
If he's not going home with us,
872
00:39:46,106 --> 00:39:48,026
we need to find the perfect
home for McConaughey.
873
00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:49,375
If you don't, Sam, I mean,
874
00:39:49,409 --> 00:39:50,609
we'll just,
we'll figure something out,
875
00:39:50,644 --> 00:39:52,178
but we're not gonna take him
back to the shelter.
876
00:39:57,184 --> 00:40:00,786
♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
877
00:40:00,821 --> 00:40:02,988
♪ Take me home tonight ♪
878
00:40:03,023 --> 00:40:05,424
♪ I don't want to let you go ♪
879
00:40:05,459 --> 00:40:07,460
♪ Till you see the light ♪
880
00:40:07,494 --> 00:40:10,196
♪ Take me home tonight ♪
881
00:40:10,230 --> 00:40:13,833
♪ Listen, honey,
just like Ronnie sang ♪
882
00:40:13,867 --> 00:40:17,136
♪ Be my little baby ♪
883
00:40:17,170 --> 00:40:22,508
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
884
00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:24,710
♪ I get frightened ♪
885
00:40:24,744 --> 00:40:26,011
♪ In all this darkness ♪
886
00:40:26,046 --> 00:40:28,514
♪ I get nightmares ♪
887
00:40:28,548 --> 00:40:29,548
♪ I hate to sleep alone ♪
888
00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:31,317
♪ I need some company ♪
889
00:40:31,351 --> 00:40:34,186
♪ A guardian angel ♪
890
00:40:34,221 --> 00:40:36,789
♪ To keep me warm
when the cold winds blow ♪
891
00:40:36,823 --> 00:40:40,459
♪ I can feel you breathe ♪
892
00:40:40,494 --> 00:40:47,032
♪ I can feel
your heart beat faster ♪
893
00:40:47,067 --> 00:40:49,769
♪ Take me home tonight ♪
894
00:40:49,803 --> 00:40:52,538
♪ I don't want to let you go ♪
895
00:40:52,572 --> 00:40:54,607
♪ Till you see the light ♪
896
00:40:54,641 --> 00:40:57,143
♪ Take me home tonight ♪
897
00:40:57,177 --> 00:41:01,080
♪ Listen, honey,
just like Ronnie sang ♪
898
00:41:01,114 --> 00:41:04,517
♪ Be my little baby ♪
899
00:41:04,551 --> 00:41:08,187
♪ Be my little baby ♪
900
00:41:08,221 --> 00:41:11,524
♪ Yeah ♪
901
00:41:11,558 --> 00:41:15,661
♪ Just like Ronnie sang ♪
902
00:41:15,695 --> 00:41:19,298
♪ I said,
just like Ronnie sang ♪
903
00:41:19,332 --> 00:41:22,568
♪ Be my little baby ♪
904
00:41:22,602 --> 00:41:26,572
♪ Baby, my darling ♪
905
00:41:26,606 --> 00:41:28,040
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa ♪
906
00:41:28,074 --> 00:41:29,241
♪ I feel the hunger ♪
907
00:41:29,276 --> 00:41:30,943
♪ I feel the hunger ♪
908
00:41:30,977 --> 00:41:34,380
♪ Don't go ♪
909
00:41:34,414 --> 00:41:36,615
♪ Take me home tonight ♪
910
00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:41,554
♪ I don't want to let you go
till you see the light♪
911
00:41:41,588 --> 00:41:44,423
♪ Take me home tonight ♪
912
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:48,094
♪ Listen, honey,
just like Ronnie sang ♪
913
00:41:48,128 --> 00:41:49,462
♪ Be my little baby ♪
914
00:41:49,496 --> 00:41:51,397
♪ Take me home tonight ♪
915
00:41:51,431 --> 00:41:54,200
♪ I don't want to let you go ♪
916
00:41:54,234 --> 00:41:56,102
♪ Till you see the light ♪
917
00:41:56,136 --> 00:41:58,838
♪ Take me home tonight ♪
918
00:41:58,872 --> 00:42:01,774
♪ Listen, honey, take me ♪
919
00:42:01,808 --> 00:42:03,776
♪ Take me home ♪
920
00:42:03,810 --> 00:42:06,512
♪ Tonight. ♪
921
00:42:24,231 --> 00:42:28,000
This was inspired,
to say the least.
922
00:42:28,034 --> 00:42:29,635
New Broadway mixing with old,
923
00:42:29,669 --> 00:42:31,604
plus this amazing cause.
924
00:42:31,638 --> 00:42:33,038
Where did you get
the inspiration
925
00:42:33,073 --> 00:42:34,140
to put on an event like this?
926
00:42:34,174 --> 00:42:35,641
Well, it's funny that you ask,
927
00:42:35,675 --> 00:42:38,177
because, um, I actually have
an amazing publicist.
928
00:42:38,211 --> 00:42:39,512
Well, thank you.
929
00:42:39,546 --> 00:42:42,415
Hi, uh, Santana Lopez,
public relations.
930
00:42:42,449 --> 00:42:44,950
My motto is "If I can make
Berry work, I can do anything."
931
00:42:46,586 --> 00:42:50,054
And it was actually
my really amazing friend, Kurt,
932
00:42:50,088 --> 00:42:52,823
all these incredible retired
Broadway performers.
933
00:42:52,857 --> 00:42:55,125
Oh, well, we are uploading
the video
934
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,795
that my cameraman shot
on our site immediately,
935
00:42:57,829 --> 00:43:00,763
and I am betting that we are
going to get a lot of hits.
936
00:43:00,788 --> 00:43:02,388
Thank you for all your support,
937
00:43:02,423 --> 00:43:03,756
but Rachel isn't giving herself
enough credit.
938
00:43:03,791 --> 00:43:05,091
I mean, this is
a true collaboration,
939
00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:08,089
- and we're just happy to
be giving back. - Yay!
940
00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:11,304
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