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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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Sam and Mercedes are dating
and they're actually living
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together after Sam tried couch
surfing at Rachel and Kurt's
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and they made him move out.
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You've been sitting there
since I left this morning.
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Blaine moved out, too,
even though he and Kurt
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are still together
and still getting married,
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but still they decided
it'd be better
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if they were living apart.
Artie's in New York, too,
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and he used to date Tina
then Brittany then Kitty,
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but now he's single
and on the prowl
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at film school in Brooklyn.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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America is under attack.
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Who's about to
sneak up to Lady Liberty
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and punch her in the face?
Is it the marauding Hun
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blitzkrieging across Europe?
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Is it the Imperial Navy,
who attacked our boys
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at Pearl Harbor?
No.
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America faces a much more
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insidious threat: STDs!
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Hey, boys.
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Did you know there's an
epidemic in this country?
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Well, there is. And it could
be hiding in your trousers.
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Do you know what an STD is?
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It's a sexually
transmitted disease.
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And the numbers
are skyrocketing.
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And don't think you're not
in danger just because
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you're a handsome idiot,
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a debonair homosexual,
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a hapless invalid,
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or a strapping male soprano.
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I'll bet you'd like to know
how you can stop this epidemic
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in its tracks and give
Lady Liberty back her dignity.
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Why, get tested, of course.
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Just say, "I think I may
have the clap, please."
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And you're well on your way
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to making this country
shipshape again.
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Hey, boys. Do you know that an
untreated STD can lead to...
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- Blindness!
- Sterility!
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- Insanity?
- Even death.
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Do you want to end up
in an iron lung?
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No, sir!
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Attaboy, soldier.
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Feels good, doesn't it, boys?
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And how.
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Remember, get tested for STD.
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Or America will end up R.I.P.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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I couldn't agree with
you more, Happy Tourist Family.
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I love New York.
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The culture,
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the diversity...
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and, oh, the food.
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Hey. You want
the regular, Blaine?
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You know it, Aristotle.
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Lima's idea
of international cuisine
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is a Taco Bell and Breadstix.
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But in NYC,
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it's a United Nations
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From Mexican to Mongolian,
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Hungarian to Honduran,
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Vietnamese to Viennese.
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And there's always room
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in the tum-tum
for my newest obsession:
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cronuts.
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If a croissant and a donut
made sweet, sweet love,
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their baby would be a cronut,
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a flaky,
yet buoyant sugar-kissed
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pastry of perfection.
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It's sort of become a habit
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that I enjoy a cronut
or two on the way to school.
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And maybe on the way back home.
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Okay, I'm addicted to them.
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But they go great
with everything,
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especially the breakfast in bed
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that I serve Kurt
every Sunday morning.
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...83...
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Yes, the Big Apple
is delicious, and I plan
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on savoring every bite.
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Come on,
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come on, come on.
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Could this be the...
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Could it be the Freshman 15?
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Frank Sinatra said it best.
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New York is my kind of town.
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Actually, I think
he was talking about Chicago,
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but I'm in New York now,
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and as Dorothy Gale
always said,
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there's no place like home.
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Except she was talking
about Kansas.
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Still, New York is just
so different from high school.
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At McKinley, no one wanted
anything to do with me
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because I was a nerd in
a wheelchair
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who tucked my sweaters
into my pleated khakis.
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But here,
I do exactly the same thing,
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and everyone thinks it's cool.
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Hey, Artie. Look.
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In high school,
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I had to beg girls
to go out with me.
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Here, I'm lady bait.
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I'm like the pied piper
of coed trim.
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A year ago,
I was dating one girl
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and considered myself lucky.
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Now, I'm dating three.
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Hi, Artie.
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Hey, Vanessa.
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I'm Vanessa,
and I'm so hot for Godard.
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I made my parents throw
a French New Wave party
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for my sixth birthday.
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When I saw Artie's experimental
short film,
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Rags the Homeless Clown,
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I was like, "Oh, yes,
I will sleep with him."
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Hey, Jess.
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Are we on for The Fly
at Film Forum tonight?
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You bet your sweet ass we are.
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Yeah, I have a thing
for wheelchairs.
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Crash is the greatest
film ever made,
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and I'm not talking
about that Paul Haggis
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Oscar-bait train wreck.
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That film could've used
a train wreck.
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I'm talking Cronenberg.
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Hey, Julie.
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Sorry I'm late.
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And then there's Julie.
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She's the one I've really
got my heart set on.
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I'm ready when you are.
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This is narration
for Bags in the Wind,
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a film by Artie Abrams,
take one.
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When a plastic bag gets
caught in the wind,
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does it feel sadness or hope?
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Does the plastic bag know
it is eternal?
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She's smart,
funny, super talented,
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and everyone likes her.
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A year ago,
I would have been terrified
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to ask out a girl like her,
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but these days, I've learned
you just got to go for it.
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♪ Your lights are on ♪
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♪ But you're not home ♪
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♪ Your mind ♪
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♪ Is not your own ♪
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♪ Your heart sweats ♪
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♪ Your body shakes ♪
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♪ Another kiss ♪
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♪ Is what it takes ♪
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♪ You can't sleep ♪
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♪ You can't eat ♪
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♪ There's no doubt ♪
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♪ You're in deep ♪
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♪ Your throat is tight ♪
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♪ You can't breathe ♪
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♪ Another kiss ♪
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♪ Is all you need ♪
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♪ Whoa, you like to think
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♪ That you're immune
to this stuff ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ It's closer to the truth ♪
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♪ To say you can't get enough ♪
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♪ You know you're gonna
have to face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Might as well face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Might as well face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Might as well face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Might as well face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Might as well face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Might as well ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Your lights are on ♪
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♪ But you're not home ♪
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♪ Your will ♪
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♪ Is not your own ♪
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♪ Your heart sweats ♪
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♪ Your teeth grind ♪
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♪ Another kiss ♪
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♪ And you'll be mine, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Might as well face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Might as well face it ♪
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♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Might as well face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ You might as well face it ♪
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♪ You're addicted to love. ♪
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Great, Julie.
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I want to try it again,
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but this time
with a little more...
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twilight in your voice?
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Twilight.
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That's amazing direction, Artie.
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Listen, Julie,
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maybe we could go out sometime?
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Like on a date?
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I'd love to, Artie.
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It's just... I sort
of have a policy
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where I don't date anyone
that I'm working with.
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Oh, sure.
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Great. Take two.
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Stage combat
is not for the weak of heart.
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Our bodies are our weapons.
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And speaking of weapons,
check out the gun show.
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I finally hit puberty.
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I'm serious.
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Make a muscle.
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I've got to hand it to Kurt.
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He's looking amazing
these days,
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and he deserves all
the attention he's getting.
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Still, I just can't help
but feel...
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What is it?
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Oh, just cut the crap, Blaine.
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I'm actually feeling
a little jealous.
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Back at McKinley, I'd be
the guy getting fawned over.
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I lifted; I boxed;
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I was in the Dalton Fight Club
for God's sake.
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And Kurt was, well, Kurt.
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Most of the time,
he was more comfortable
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hanging out with the girls.
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Like when the Glee Club
sang "Summer Nights,"
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he did the Rizzo part.
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But the winds have changed.
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There's a shift
in the power dynamic.
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Kurt's the hot shot now.
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And after what happened to him
a few weeks ago,
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a lot of people look at him
as a hero.
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He's leading man material.
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I've always known
he could be that,
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but most people didn't.
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I guess I'm just not used
to Kurt
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being seen as a sexual object.
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And to be completely honest,
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I don't know
if I'm comfortable with that.
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Let's go, Cheese Puff.
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Time-out, okay?
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Time-out.
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I need to come up for air.
This sofa's killing my back.
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Well, actually, you know what,
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Blaine's not going to be home
for a couple hours,
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so if you wanted to
go lay down or...
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Sam, I think we need
to have a conversation.
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Okay.
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Things never got...
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too serious for us
back in high school
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for a number reasons,
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but the truth is, things haven't
gotten too serious
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for me with anyone.
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I'm a virgin.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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I'm not.
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Yeah, I got that.
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You know, and that's fine.
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We just,
we have different pasts,
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and different levels
of experience.
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I just,
I don't want to do anything
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until I know that I should.
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Hmm.
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Okay, well, uh,
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we can go as slow or as fast
267
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as you would like to.
268
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As long as we're together,
269
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you get to call the shots.
270
00:10:05,247 --> 00:10:08,349
You guys, look, you need
to help me find a clinic,
271
00:10:08,384 --> 00:10:10,318
preferably free.
Are you sick?
272
00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:11,419
Um, I don't think so.
273
00:10:11,454 --> 00:10:12,720
Then what do you
need a clinic for?
274
00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:16,057
To make sure that I'm
not, you know, sick.
275
00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:17,659
Okay, guys, look, I'm trying
to be a gentleman here,
276
00:10:17,693 --> 00:10:19,394
like, you know, Mercedes-wise.
277
00:10:19,428 --> 00:10:21,229
Look, and I want to get
an STD test
278
00:10:21,263 --> 00:10:23,598
just to make sure I have
a clean bill of health to,
279
00:10:23,632 --> 00:10:25,333
you know, ease her mind.
280
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:27,469
Wait, you guys
haven't had sex yet?
281
00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,637
What's so shocking?
Okay, we just started dating.
282
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,373
But you sleep in the same room.
283
00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:33,875
Well, I mean, I really like her,
284
00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:35,910
and I don't want
to mess things up, you know?
285
00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:37,612
We're taking it slow.
286
00:10:37,646 --> 00:10:38,747
Well, I, for one,
287
00:10:38,781 --> 00:10:40,749
think that's very,
uh, admirable
288
00:10:40,783 --> 00:10:42,450
and, uh, postmodern romantic.
289
00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:43,752
And if you need a free clinic,
290
00:10:43,786 --> 00:10:44,919
there's one
on 14th Street in Chelsea.
291
00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,321
Does it hurt?
292
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,389
I mean, do they, like,
293
00:10:47,423 --> 00:10:48,923
stick your thing with anything?
294
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,059
No, it's just, like,
295
00:10:51,093 --> 00:10:52,660
a blood and urine sample.
It's just quick and simple.
296
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,129
If you're nervous about it,
I'll go with you. Yeah.
297
00:10:54,163 --> 00:10:56,431
Boys' day. That sounds fun.
Yeah, I mean,
298
00:10:56,465 --> 00:10:58,800
you know, we haven't been tested
since the whole Eli C debacle.
299
00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:00,201
I mean, not that we have
anything to worry about,
300
00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:01,403
but it would
be the responsible thing to do,
301
00:11:01,437 --> 00:11:02,558
for all of us to get tested.
302
00:11:02,571 --> 00:11:04,439
Even you, Artie.
What?
303
00:11:04,473 --> 00:11:06,041
Oh, I-I didn't order this.
304
00:11:06,075 --> 00:11:07,242
Oh, I-I whispered to her.
305
00:11:07,276 --> 00:11:08,777
It's my little gift
to you. Trust me,
306
00:11:08,811 --> 00:11:11,513
you and your crazy self-denial
dietary regimen will thank me
307
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,782
once you have one sip of
this Frozen Hot Chocolate.
308
00:11:13,816 --> 00:11:15,183
All right, uh, one sip,
309
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,778
then I'll thank you,
then I'll jog home.
310
00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:17,585
Cheers.
311
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,987
Cheers, cheers.
Cheers.
312
00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:20,155
Cheers, cheers.
Oh, my God.
313
00:11:20,189 --> 00:11:21,756
Just have the whole thing.
314
00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,692
It's really good.
315
00:11:26,529 --> 00:11:27,996
Hello?
316
00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:30,532
Artie Abrams?
317
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:33,068
Okay, I'll cut right
to the chase.
318
00:11:33,102 --> 00:11:36,404
You have tested positive
for chlamydia.
319
00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:38,406
What? You can't be serious.
320
00:11:38,441 --> 00:11:39,874
I haven't had any
of the symptoms.
321
00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:41,276
If I had,
I would've come in right away.
322
00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,811
Well, the test
came back positive,
323
00:11:42,845 --> 00:11:44,646
which means you're asymptomatic,
which is even worse
324
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,648
because it means that you could
be spreading the disease
325
00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:47,782
without knowing it.
326
00:11:57,324 --> 00:11:59,804
That's what I call
a season finale.
327
00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:01,930
Sam, I can't keep watching
this show with you.
328
00:12:01,964 --> 00:12:04,532
Oh, come on, Blaine. Season seven of
Arliss is when it gets really good.
329
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:07,007
Guys, I can't stand it anymore.
I have to tell you something.
330
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:08,937
I have chlamydia.
331
00:12:08,971 --> 00:12:10,538
What? What? Oh, my God.
332
00:12:10,573 --> 00:12:12,073
Yeah, I know. Yeah,
Are you serious?
333
00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,675
The doctor called me
and said I tested positive.
334
00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:14,642
How is that possible?
335
00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:15,644
I don't know how.
Well,
336
00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:17,078
- do you wear condoms?
- No.
337
00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:18,146
Well, that would be how.
338
00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:19,881
Artie, are you kidding?!
The one time
339
00:12:19,915 --> 00:12:21,549
I bought some, I got nervous
because they were locked
340
00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:23,418
in a cabinet and the pharmacist
asked me which kind I liked
341
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,353
and I panicked so then she gave
me these ones that were all...
342
00:12:25,388 --> 00:12:26,888
greasy and they smelled
like banana.
343
00:12:26,922 --> 00:12:28,556
It was like putting
on a-a tiny, greasy,
344
00:12:28,591 --> 00:12:29,891
banana-flavored wet suit.
345
00:12:29,925 --> 00:12:31,685
No, Artie, okay? That's...
There's no excuse.
346
00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:33,361
That is completely
irresponsible!
347
00:12:33,396 --> 00:12:34,896
You have to wear
one every time!
348
00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:37,299
Stop yelling. I'm sure
he feels bad enough.
349
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:40,769
No, Blaine, this isn't okay.
Artie needs to be slut-shamed.
350
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,438
- I'm slut-shaming you, Artie!
- You're lucky you just got chlamydia.
351
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,906
I mean, you could've caught
something that can't be cured.
352
00:12:44,941 --> 00:12:45,874
Yeah, you could've
gotten somebody pregnant.
353
00:12:45,908 --> 00:12:47,029
Did you think about that?
354
00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:48,510
Slut! Slut shame!
355
00:12:48,544 --> 00:12:49,711
Well, I'm sure
356
00:12:49,745 --> 00:12:50,779
you're getting treated, right?
357
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,580
Yes. I take antibiotics
for two weeks
358
00:12:52,615 --> 00:12:54,082
and then I go for a checkup
to make sure it's cured.
359
00:12:54,116 --> 00:12:56,451
You have to tell the girl you slept with.
Which one?
360
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,253
What?
I'm-I'm sorry, "which one"?
361
00:12:58,287 --> 00:13:00,255
Yeah, I've been sleeping
with two different girls.
362
00:13:00,289 --> 00:13:02,524
Who are you? It's like
I don't even know you!
363
00:13:02,558 --> 00:13:03,858
Sam, calm down!
364
00:13:03,893 --> 00:13:05,060
Artie, listen to us.
365
00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:07,762
You have to tell these girls
that you have chlamydia.
366
00:13:07,797 --> 00:13:09,731
If you don't, you're gonna
put their health at risk.
367
00:13:09,765 --> 00:13:11,566
And they could be
spreading it to others.
368
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:14,081
It's the right thing to do.
You owe it to them.
369
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,693
You have what?!
I can't believe this.
370
00:13:18,718 --> 00:13:20,152
I think I'm going to pass out.
371
00:13:20,187 --> 00:13:22,121
I'm so sorry. Let me explain.
372
00:13:22,155 --> 00:13:23,622
What is there to explain?!
373
00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:24,857
You have chlamydia.
374
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,258
And now I have to get tested,
375
00:13:26,293 --> 00:13:28,360
which means I have to go down
to the campus free clinic,
376
00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:30,763
and sit in that waiting room
with warts on my face.
377
00:13:30,797 --> 00:13:33,165
Oh, my God! Am I going
to get a freaking canker?
378
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,667
My parents are coming to visit.
379
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:37,503
I just hope we can
still be friends.
380
00:13:37,537 --> 00:13:40,172
Friends?! No, Artie.
We are not friends.
381
00:13:40,207 --> 00:13:42,374
You are Patient Zero,
and I'm telling everyone
382
00:13:42,409 --> 00:13:44,977
to stay away from you because
you, Artie, are disgusting!
383
00:13:45,011 --> 00:13:46,212
Oh!
384
00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:48,380
And, Artie? Your films suck!
385
00:13:55,722 --> 00:13:57,556
Jessica?
386
00:13:57,591 --> 00:13:58,824
Can I talk to you in private?
387
00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:00,126
Sure.
388
00:14:01,394 --> 00:14:03,496
I'm-I'm just gonna
come out and say it.
389
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,408
I tested positive
for chlamydia.
390
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:07,967
Oh, okay, is that it?
391
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:10,302
I don't know if you heard
what I said. I...
392
00:14:10,337 --> 00:14:12,204
You have chlamydia. I heard you.
Don't worry about it.
393
00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:13,672
I'll just go to the free clinic
today after class.
394
00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,541
You're not mad?
I'm not if you're not. I mean,
395
00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,816
for all we know, I could've
given it to you. Later.
396
00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:20,579
Artie.
397
00:14:20,614 --> 00:14:21,814
Can I talk to you for a second?
398
00:14:21,848 --> 00:14:23,482
Remember
399
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,484
when you asked me out,
and I said no?
400
00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:26,585
Well,
401
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,087
I thought about it
and I'm an idiot.
402
00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:29,488
I'd love to go out with you.
403
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,524
Great.
Great.
404
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:33,159
I'm free tomorrow night
if you maybe want
405
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,226
to grab some food or something?
406
00:14:34,261 --> 00:14:35,161
Mm-hmm, sure.
407
00:14:35,195 --> 00:14:38,397
Awesome!
Well, I will see you then.
408
00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:42,878
But you like it, don't you?
It's subdued, right?
409
00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:45,037
It's, like, I wanted to
go all Russell Westbrook,
410
00:14:45,071 --> 00:14:46,705
but then I was like no,
more like 'Melo Anthony,
411
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,740
'cause that's, like, my thing.
412
00:14:47,774 --> 00:14:49,375
Stop stressing.
413
00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:51,143
Look, I get it... you don't think
I'm gonna fit in here.
414
00:14:51,178 --> 00:14:53,145
Uh, blond hair, light skin.
415
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,780
I'm-I'm DQ'd from the start.
416
00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:57,716
Let's just offer our thanks
for our blessings.
417
00:14:57,751 --> 00:14:59,952
Speaking of, I have an offering.
418
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,556
A clean, spotless
bill of health.
419
00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:04,790
What?
420
00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:06,025
In order to give you everything,
421
00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:07,860
I have to make sure I don't...
422
00:15:07,894 --> 00:15:09,228
give you anything.
423
00:15:09,262 --> 00:15:10,930
Okay. Come here.
424
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:14,633
Baby, thank you so much.
425
00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:16,736
Total, total sweetness.
426
00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:19,271
But you are focusing way too
much on what's on the outside.
427
00:15:19,306 --> 00:15:20,773
I mean, the hair, the suit.
428
00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:22,875
And the other thing.
Hmm.
429
00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:25,077
I guess what
I'm trying to say is
430
00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:26,979
I'm still unsure
about going all the way.
431
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,415
And I know that I love you,
but I don't know,
432
00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:32,084
I just, I want to turn
to God for the answers.
433
00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:34,687
I get it. In order to bring
someone into your life
434
00:15:34,721 --> 00:15:36,801
you have to bring
the Holy Spirit in first.
435
00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:47,466
And praise
to our brothers and sisters
436
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,602
from the Land of the Rising Sun,
437
00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:51,937
who came all the way across
438
00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:55,474
from God's green Earth
to hear us lift our voices.
439
00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:57,610
Not that I'm having a bad time,
440
00:15:57,644 --> 00:16:00,646
uh, or anything,
but when does this end?
441
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,881
Maybe your butt's too bony.
442
00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:04,483
Maybe you just need
to grow a church cushion.
443
00:16:04,518 --> 00:16:05,951
That's, that's not even...
444
00:16:07,187 --> 00:16:08,754
We haven't even got
to the good part.
445
00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:10,356
And I ask you,
446
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:13,826
brothers and sisters in Christ,
447
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:17,296
to let one of our own
speak from her heart.
448
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:21,300
And lift your voices
to the steeple of this temple!
449
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:23,636
To the melted snowcaps
450
00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:25,638
of Mount Sinai!
451
00:16:25,672 --> 00:16:27,073
Whoa.
To the battered,
452
00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:29,875
zero-gravity cubby holes
453
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:32,878
of the International
Space Station!
454
00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:34,980
I give to you
455
00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:37,283
a gift from God
456
00:16:37,317 --> 00:16:40,820
the voice
of Miss Mercedes Jones!
457
00:16:51,898 --> 00:16:54,934
♪ I've got to take
a little time ♪
458
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:56,936
♪ A little time ♪
459
00:16:56,970 --> 00:17:00,873
♪ To think things over ♪
460
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:08,914
♪ I better read
between the lines ♪
461
00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:11,050
♪ In case I need it ♪
462
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:16,689
♪ When I'm older... ♪
463
00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:19,725
♪ Ooh... ♪
464
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,629
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
465
00:17:23,664 --> 00:17:27,133
♪ In my life ♪
♪ In my life ♪
466
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:30,036
♪ There's been
heartache and pain ♪
467
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,605
♪ I don't know ♪
468
00:17:32,639 --> 00:17:35,908
♪ If I can face it again ♪
469
00:17:35,943 --> 00:17:38,878
♪ Can't stop now ♪
470
00:17:38,912 --> 00:17:41,948
♪ I've traveled so far ♪
471
00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:46,285
♪ To change this lonely life ♪
472
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,821
♪ Ah... ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
473
00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:52,591
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
474
00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:54,594
♪ I want to know ♪
475
00:17:54,628 --> 00:17:57,797
♪ I want you ♪
♪ To show me ♪
476
00:17:57,831 --> 00:18:00,666
♪ To show me ♪
477
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:04,070
♪ I want to feel what love is ♪
478
00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:07,406
♪ And I know, I know, oh, hey ♪
479
00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,709
♪ I know you can show me ♪
480
00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:13,579
♪ Let's talk about love ♪
481
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,849
♪ Love ♪
♪ I want to know ♪
482
00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,751
♪ What love is ♪
483
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:21,687
♪ Love that you feel inside ♪
484
00:18:21,722 --> 00:18:25,124
♪ I want you to show me ♪
485
00:18:25,158 --> 00:18:27,260
♪ I want you to show me ♪
486
00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:30,429
♪ I want to feel what love is ♪
487
00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:33,666
♪ No, you just can't hide ♪
488
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,768
♪ I want you to show me ♪
489
00:18:35,802 --> 00:18:38,838
♪ Show me ♪
490
00:18:38,872 --> 00:18:41,207
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
491
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:45,611
♪ Love. ♪
492
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,987
All right!
493
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,322
I need everyone to pair up.
494
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,723
Half of you are Athenians,
495
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,025
the other half Spartans.
496
00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:13,627
Athens shirts, Spartan skins.
497
00:19:13,662 --> 00:19:16,063
Guess I'll be the Spartan.
498
00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:17,665
Yeah, you will.
499
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,300
In high school I
did everything I could
500
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,402
not to take my shirt off
in front of other people.
501
00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:24,038
Like, I don't think I showered
once after gym class.
502
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:26,140
Now, though, thanks to
a little more working out,
503
00:19:26,174 --> 00:19:28,309
a little more protein,
my outside self
504
00:19:28,343 --> 00:19:30,044
is catching up
to my inside self.
505
00:19:30,078 --> 00:19:31,579
Okay, begin!
506
00:19:34,032 --> 00:19:36,793
And I feel pretty
comfortable in my skin.
507
00:19:36,818 --> 00:19:39,153
And that feels good.
508
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:43,366
I have to be mindful
of Blaine though.
509
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,992
New school, new city.
510
00:19:45,026 --> 00:19:46,393
It's stressful.
511
00:19:46,428 --> 00:19:47,728
He's being tested.
512
00:19:47,762 --> 00:19:50,431
We, as a couple,
are being tested.
513
00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:53,801
I can't let
my new confidence erode his.
514
00:19:53,835 --> 00:19:55,803
So, I was thinking, you know,
as great as it is
515
00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:57,171
to have the whole gang
back together again,
516
00:19:57,205 --> 00:19:58,639
why don't you and I
have a date night?
517
00:19:58,673 --> 00:19:59,974
You know, just the two of us.
518
00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:01,008
Maybe dinner and a movie?
519
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:02,282
I would love that.
520
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,677
I'm working on dinner,
so you pick the movie.
521
00:20:03,712 --> 00:20:05,713
All I ask is that it's
in color, in English,
522
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,214
and made after 1989.
523
00:20:08,881 --> 00:20:10,761
What are you whipping up
in there?
524
00:20:10,786 --> 00:20:12,186
Fettuccine in a cream sauce,
525
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:15,589
potato gratin and a molten
chocolate cake for dessert.
526
00:20:15,624 --> 00:20:17,591
We can't eat all that.
527
00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:18,793
I mean, it's just
a little heavy.
528
00:20:18,827 --> 00:20:20,394
I hope you're not trying
to plump me up.
529
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,730
Since when are you manorexic?
530
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,366
I'm not, I'm just taking
better care of myself.
531
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,169
You know, as actors our bodies
are our instruments.
532
00:20:28,203 --> 00:20:30,771
And my instrument is, um,
getting a little out of tune?
533
00:20:30,806 --> 00:20:33,073
Is that where you're going
with this?
534
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,910
No, your instrument is
as handsome as ever.
535
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,578
I was just thinking maybe we
536
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,380
skip the fettuccine
and walk to the movies
537
00:20:39,414 --> 00:20:41,382
and pick up a salad
at Pax on the way.
538
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:44,418
Sure.
539
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:45,886
I guess this'll keep.
540
00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:48,556
Great. I'll look up show times.
541
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:51,625
I hear there's a great new indie
playing at the Quad.
542
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,995
Um, Blaine?
543
00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:57,264
Don't worry, I won't order
popcorn at the movie theater.
544
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,666
And by the way, I-I know
545
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,935
that I've been putting
on a few pounds.
546
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,504
No, no.
It's just this, um, very...
547
00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:04,572
adult Web site
548
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,407
I-I just found on your computer.
549
00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:08,876
I-I wasn't snooping.
Uh, it was just, it was open,
550
00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:11,245
um, uh, uh, right there on the
window on the desktop. Uh...
551
00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:12,613
well, I-I, it was just,
552
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,915
um, oh, uh...
553
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:16,951
"FratBoyPhysicals.com."
554
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,586
How often are you on this?
555
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,688
You know?
I-I don't want to know.
556
00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:23,157
Whatever you do on your computer
is-is-is your business.
557
00:21:23,191 --> 00:21:24,792
But I-I-I just
558
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,494
I find it a little interesting
that we haven't been intimate
559
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:29,130
in-in, like a week,
and maybe this is why.
560
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,732
Wait, wait, Kurt,
l-l-let's talk about this.
561
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:34,702
No, I don't want
to talk about this!
562
00:21:38,073 --> 00:21:39,206
She's so pretty.
563
00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:40,908
I have to find out
who does her hair.
564
00:21:40,942 --> 00:21:44,278
"Celebrity Beauty
Tips and Tricks."
565
00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:46,814
Rachel?
566
00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:49,984
Can I ask you something, um...?
567
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:52,019
It's a little personal.
568
00:21:52,053 --> 00:21:53,521
Yeah, of course. What's up?
569
00:21:53,555 --> 00:21:55,656
What was your first time like?
570
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:59,493
Oh, are you...
and Sam are thinking of...?
571
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:02,063
I mean, was... was it
like a... a big deal?
572
00:22:02,097 --> 00:22:04,165
Was there, like,
a hotel and flowers?
573
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,300
'Cause I just... I feel like
I'm a little too old for that.
574
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:07,535
You know, it's not gonna be
575
00:22:07,569 --> 00:22:09,703
romantic as if I were back
in high school,
576
00:22:09,738 --> 00:22:12,073
and I don't need, like,
a big moment or anything,
577
00:22:12,107 --> 00:22:13,174
but...
578
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,508
as silly as it sounds,
579
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:17,144
I do want it to be... special.
580
00:22:17,179 --> 00:22:19,480
No, I know I want at least that.
581
00:22:19,514 --> 00:22:21,348
Well, my first time,
582
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,417
uh, it was just at his house.
583
00:22:23,452 --> 00:22:24,552
Mm.
And, um,
584
00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:26,187
it was special because,
585
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:27,588
you know, it was with him,
586
00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:29,557
and I loved him,
and he loved me.
587
00:22:29,591 --> 00:22:31,559
I just...
588
00:22:31,593 --> 00:22:34,962
I don't know
if I'm ready for this.
589
00:22:34,996 --> 00:22:37,298
Look, I don't think
anyone can ever know,
590
00:22:37,332 --> 00:22:39,500
like, how or if
they're ever gonna be ready.
591
00:22:39,534 --> 00:22:41,569
I just think that in the moment,
when you're with that person,
592
00:22:41,603 --> 00:22:42,837
you just feel like
you want to remember
593
00:22:42,871 --> 00:22:44,105
being with them for forever,
594
00:22:44,139 --> 00:22:45,980
and then, everything will just
fall into place.
595
00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:48,509
Kind of wish
it was both of our first times,
596
00:22:48,543 --> 00:22:52,380
'cause I just don't know
if I'm gonna be any good at it.
597
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,681
No, don't think like that.
598
00:22:53,715 --> 00:22:55,483
Sam is a really good guy.
599
00:22:55,517 --> 00:22:57,485
Okay, and if you feel
like it's right,
600
00:22:57,519 --> 00:23:00,254
then, he will make you feel
like you're the only one.
601
00:23:00,288 --> 00:23:03,124
Okay.
602
00:23:05,494 --> 00:23:07,895
Hey. We were supposed to meet
at the diner so we could walk
603
00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,597
to class together. What happened?
Oh.
604
00:23:09,631 --> 00:23:11,632
Sorry. I got off early,
and I forgot to text you.
605
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:14,535
Gather up!
Okay, today is
606
00:23:14,569 --> 00:23:18,706
stage weaponry, and, yes,
this is a real bo staff.
607
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:21,409
And, no, you will not be
using real blades yet.
608
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,943
Not until you can be trusted.
609
00:23:22,978 --> 00:23:26,514
Remember... safety
first, safety last.
610
00:23:26,548 --> 00:23:27,948
Safety always.
611
00:23:27,983 --> 00:23:29,550
That's right.
612
00:23:29,584 --> 00:23:32,119
You're still mad about
the Web site thing, aren't you?
613
00:23:32,154 --> 00:23:33,688
No. God.
614
00:23:33,722 --> 00:23:35,222
All right, everyone partner up
615
00:23:35,257 --> 00:23:38,492
and start moving your way
through the weapon stations.
616
00:23:38,527 --> 00:23:41,328
I really think we
should talk about this.
617
00:23:41,363 --> 00:23:42,630
You know what, Blaine?
618
00:23:42,664 --> 00:23:45,066
Sometimes I think
we talk too much.
619
00:23:50,272 --> 00:23:54,575
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-
oa-oa-oa ♪
620
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,913
♪ We are strong ♪
621
00:23:58,947 --> 00:24:02,316
♪ No one can tell us
we're wrong ♪
622
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:08,289
♪ Searching our hearts
for so long ♪
623
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,193
♪ Both of us knowing... ♪
624
00:24:14,296 --> 00:24:17,431
♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
625
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:32,446
♪ You're begging me to go,
then making me stay ♪
626
00:24:33,315 --> 00:24:36,817
♪ Why do you hurt me so bad? ♪
627
00:24:37,552 --> 00:24:41,489
♪ It would help me to know ♪
628
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,691
♪ Do I stand in your way? ♪
629
00:24:43,725 --> 00:24:48,429
♪ Or am I the best thing
you've had? ♪
630
00:24:48,463 --> 00:24:54,168
♪ But if we get much closer,
I could lose control ♪
631
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:57,905
♪ And if your heart surrenders ♪
632
00:24:57,939 --> 00:25:03,344
♪ You'll need me to hold ♪
633
00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:05,646
♪ We are young ♪
634
00:25:05,681 --> 00:25:07,181
♪ We are young ♪
635
00:25:08,483 --> 00:25:12,954
♪ Heartache to heartache,
we stand ♪
636
00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:16,924
♪ No promises, no demands ♪
637
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,162
♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
638
00:25:21,196 --> 00:25:23,331
♪ Oh-oh, whoa ♪
639
00:25:23,365 --> 00:25:25,266
♪ Oh, oh ♪
640
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:28,402
♪ We are strong ♪
641
00:25:28,437 --> 00:25:32,440
♪ No one can tell us
we're wrong ♪
642
00:25:34,176 --> 00:25:38,579
♪ Searching our hearts
for so long ♪
643
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,583
♪ Both of us knowing ♪
644
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,622
♪ Love is a battlefield. ♪
645
00:25:53,695 --> 00:25:56,731
Oh, God!
646
00:26:11,847 --> 00:26:13,948
What the hell, Kurt?!
647
00:26:13,982 --> 00:26:15,583
- Blaine, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
648
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,084
You sure?
Safety first.
649
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,886
I said I'm fine.
650
00:26:30,303 --> 00:26:32,104
Oh, my God, I love this place.
651
00:26:32,105 --> 00:26:34,306
Well, can I get you two
lovebirds anything else?
652
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:37,242
Uh, yeah. What's the most
expensive dessert on the menu?
653
00:26:37,276 --> 00:26:38,643
Sam!
654
00:26:38,678 --> 00:26:40,178
Uh, it's a diner, Sam.
I don't think
655
00:26:40,213 --> 00:26:41,279
there's really anything
too expensive.
656
00:26:41,314 --> 00:26:42,681
What about, uh, do you
guys have those milkshakes
657
00:26:42,715 --> 00:26:44,116
with, like, little specks
of gold in 'em?
658
00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:45,283
We do not.
659
00:26:45,318 --> 00:26:46,952
Sam, you do not have any money.
660
00:26:46,986 --> 00:26:48,553
I'm not gonna let you
pay for this meal.
661
00:26:50,623 --> 00:26:53,325
Oh! Oh, look! There's Artie!
I'm gonna go say hi.
662
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:54,593
Don't touch him.
663
00:26:54,627 --> 00:26:56,027
What? Why would I touch him?
664
00:26:56,062 --> 00:26:57,295
Just don't touch him.
665
00:26:57,330 --> 00:26:59,097
Hello...! Welcome
to the Spotlight Diner!
666
00:26:59,132 --> 00:27:01,199
Julie, this is my friend,
Kurt. We went
667
00:27:01,234 --> 00:27:02,400
to high school together.
668
00:27:02,435 --> 00:27:03,668
Nice to meet you.
669
00:27:03,703 --> 00:27:06,371
This place is so cool!
Totally worth
670
00:27:06,405 --> 00:27:08,407
the 45 minute subway ride.
671
00:27:08,441 --> 00:27:10,842
So, do you guys want a HPV
or herpes simplex two?
672
00:27:10,877 --> 00:27:11,910
What?
673
00:27:11,944 --> 00:27:14,012
He asked if we want
a table or a booth.
674
00:27:14,046 --> 00:27:15,347
Oh. HPV.
675
00:27:15,381 --> 00:27:16,815
I mean, a table.
676
00:27:16,849 --> 00:27:18,583
Follow me.
677
00:27:21,084 --> 00:27:23,564
Look, Sam, I know
what you're doing.
678
00:27:23,589 --> 00:27:25,724
We're on a date,
we had a really great night,
679
00:27:25,758 --> 00:27:27,959
you tried to pay
for this delicious meal.
680
00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,428
And what's wrong with that?
681
00:27:29,462 --> 00:27:32,197
Nothing, as long
as you're not assuming
682
00:27:32,231 --> 00:27:34,866
that this night is going
to end up a certain way.
683
00:27:34,901 --> 00:27:36,401
Okay, I'm not assuming anything.
684
00:27:36,436 --> 00:27:38,637
I'm just, I'm just trying
to treat my lady right.
685
00:27:38,638 --> 00:27:40,839
You know, I don't do things
in exchange for anything.
686
00:27:40,873 --> 00:27:42,841
I just, that's just my way
of saying I love you.
687
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:44,843
Oh.
688
00:27:44,877 --> 00:27:46,945
All right, what can
I get you two?
689
00:27:46,979 --> 00:27:48,213
How about you, rolling STD?
690
00:27:48,247 --> 00:27:50,248
Um, how's your Reuben?
It's okay,
691
00:27:50,283 --> 00:27:52,384
but there is a lot of pus on it.
692
00:27:52,418 --> 00:27:54,553
I'll have that.
693
00:27:54,587 --> 00:27:57,389
Would you recommend the
wartburger with grilled scabies
694
00:27:57,423 --> 00:27:59,424
or the fettuccine
in chlamydia sauce?
695
00:27:59,459 --> 00:28:01,293
People love our wartburger,
696
00:28:01,327 --> 00:28:03,462
but, um, I would go with
the chlamydia fettuccine.
697
00:28:03,496 --> 00:28:05,764
It's my personal favorite thing
from the menu.
698
00:28:05,798 --> 00:28:07,265
Oh, look!
It's someone's birthday!
699
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:10,202
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,
clap, clap, clap...
700
00:28:10,236 --> 00:28:12,237
I'm sorry, Kurt,
can you give us a second?
701
00:28:12,271 --> 00:28:13,772
Yeah.
702
00:28:15,441 --> 00:28:17,809
Julie, I need
to tell you something.
703
00:28:17,844 --> 00:28:19,211
I really, really like you.
704
00:28:19,245 --> 00:28:22,581
And I don't want to ruin what
we have by moving too fast.
705
00:28:22,615 --> 00:28:24,456
I think it would be better
for our relationship
706
00:28:24,484 --> 00:28:28,286
if we agree not have sex
for the next seven to ten days.
707
00:28:28,321 --> 00:28:30,322
Okay...
708
00:28:30,356 --> 00:28:33,458
um, that's sort of an insanely
weird thing to bring up.
709
00:28:33,493 --> 00:28:35,627
I just really like you,
and I don't want to...
710
00:28:35,661 --> 00:28:38,096
Yeah, I-I get it, but this
is a first date, right?
711
00:28:38,131 --> 00:28:40,499
So this thing that "we have"
712
00:28:40,533 --> 00:28:42,467
started a little less
than an hour ago.
713
00:28:42,502 --> 00:28:44,403
Which means I myself
wasn't even really thinking
714
00:28:44,437 --> 00:28:47,506
about sex, to be honest.
715
00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:50,308
So, yeah, I think I'll be able
to wait an entire week.
716
00:28:50,343 --> 00:28:54,279
Week to ten days.
Right. Not a problem.
717
00:28:56,349 --> 00:28:59,151
Look, do you know how much
it means to me that
718
00:28:59,185 --> 00:29:00,185
you're even considering this?
719
00:29:00,219 --> 00:29:01,386
Look, I mean, I don't know
720
00:29:01,421 --> 00:29:02,621
if our relationship is forever,
721
00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:04,456
but I know that nothing's
ever felt
722
00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:06,658
as real to me
as my love for you.
723
00:29:06,692 --> 00:29:08,760
And if there's a way
for me to express
724
00:29:08,795 --> 00:29:10,362
how I feel about you,
725
00:29:10,396 --> 00:29:14,933
whether it's buying you dinner
or spending time with you
726
00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:16,968
or having sex,
I-I want to do it.
727
00:29:28,414 --> 00:29:34,720
♪ There's something
I want to tell you ♪
728
00:29:34,754 --> 00:29:39,624
♪ There's something
I think that you should know ♪
729
00:29:39,659 --> 00:29:44,396
♪ It's not that
I shouldn't really love you ♪
730
00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:46,932
♪ Let's take it slow ♪
731
00:29:50,837 --> 00:29:54,840
♪ Remember that special night ♪
732
00:29:57,343 --> 00:30:01,980
♪ When all of the stars
were shining bright? ♪
733
00:30:02,014 --> 00:30:06,852
♪ But on that very first night ♪
734
00:30:06,886 --> 00:30:08,320
♪ It wasn't quite right ♪
735
00:30:09,689 --> 00:30:13,058
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
736
00:30:13,092 --> 00:30:15,427
♪ Let's wait awhile ♪
737
00:30:15,461 --> 00:30:19,164
♪ Before it's too late ♪
738
00:30:19,198 --> 00:30:20,565
♪ Let's wait awhile ♪
739
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,102
♪ Our love will be great ♪
740
00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:26,071
♪ Let's wait awhile ♪
741
00:30:26,105 --> 00:30:30,308
♪ Before we go too far ♪
742
00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:37,549
♪ I can never give up on you ♪
743
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:40,385
♪ Let's wait awhile ♪
744
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:43,088
♪ Awhile, before it's too late ♪
745
00:30:43,122 --> 00:30:47,359
♪ You know you can't rush love ♪
746
00:30:47,393 --> 00:30:48,894
♪ Oh-oh ♪
747
00:30:48,928 --> 00:30:51,296
♪ Let's wait awhile ♪
748
00:30:51,331 --> 00:30:52,731
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
749
00:30:52,765 --> 00:30:54,333
♪ Before it's too late ♪
750
00:30:54,367 --> 00:30:55,701
♪ Let's wait awhile ♪
751
00:30:55,735 --> 00:30:58,003
♪ Wait awhile ♪
752
00:30:58,037 --> 00:30:59,971
♪ Our love will be great ♪
753
00:31:00,006 --> 00:31:01,473
♪ Let's wait awhile ♪
754
00:31:01,507 --> 00:31:05,811
♪ Before we go too far ♪
755
00:31:08,147 --> 00:31:10,415
♪ Oh, whoo... ♪
756
00:31:10,450 --> 00:31:13,719
♪ La-da-da-de, de-da-da-de ♪
757
00:31:13,753 --> 00:31:15,587
♪ Da-da-da, da, da-da-da ♪
758
00:31:15,621 --> 00:31:18,724
♪ La-da-da-de, de-da-da-de ♪
759
00:31:18,758 --> 00:31:21,493
♪ Da-da-da, da, da-da-da ♪
760
00:31:21,527 --> 00:31:23,895
♪ La-da-da-de, de-da-da-de ♪
761
00:31:23,930 --> 00:31:28,400
♪ Before we go too far ♪
762
00:31:28,434 --> 00:31:32,104
♪ Ah-ah, ah... ♪
763
00:31:32,138 --> 00:31:35,607
♪ Let's wait awhile. ♪
764
00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:56,752
Hey, remember the rules.
765
00:31:56,786 --> 00:31:58,420
All my hands
are above the waist!
766
00:31:58,455 --> 00:31:59,822
And and top of the clothes.
767
00:32:00,857 --> 00:32:02,625
Have you ever heard of the term
768
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:04,627
"high, dry, and suffering"?
769
00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:06,262
Have you ever heard
of the term,
770
00:32:06,296 --> 00:32:07,530
"Hell to the no"?
771
00:32:07,564 --> 00:32:09,465
Sit up. Come on.
Let's talk.
772
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:14,837
What's up?
773
00:32:14,871 --> 00:32:19,074
Well, you know, everything
that you said to me, um,
774
00:32:19,109 --> 00:32:21,010
in the diner,
it really meant a lot.
775
00:32:21,044 --> 00:32:24,680
And I do believe that if
we were to take that step,
776
00:32:24,714 --> 00:32:26,782
that it will be incredible
and special.
777
00:32:26,817 --> 00:32:28,851
Well, you know, I've never been
like this with anybody before.
778
00:32:28,885 --> 00:32:30,853
So, in a lot of ways,
779
00:32:30,887 --> 00:32:32,755
it would be a first time
for me, too.
780
00:32:32,789 --> 00:32:34,824
I went back to church
and I prayed about
781
00:32:34,858 --> 00:32:36,091
all of this all over again.
782
00:32:36,126 --> 00:32:37,993
And I need to wait, Sam.
783
00:32:38,028 --> 00:32:41,130
Okay, um, I can, I can dig that.
784
00:32:41,889 --> 00:32:43,809
How long? Like, um,
a couple weeks?
785
00:32:43,834 --> 00:32:45,935
Until I'm married.
786
00:32:45,969 --> 00:32:47,837
All right, hold on.
787
00:32:47,871 --> 00:32:49,638
Okay, I-I love you,
but I don't think
788
00:32:49,673 --> 00:32:51,607
I can get married
in a couple of weeks.
789
00:32:51,641 --> 00:32:53,709
We haven't even
sent out invitations,
790
00:32:53,743 --> 00:32:55,444
and that takes a long time.
791
00:32:55,479 --> 00:32:57,680
I know that this
792
00:32:57,714 --> 00:32:59,181
sounds old-fashioned,
793
00:32:59,216 --> 00:33:01,517
but there's this special part
in my soul,
794
00:33:01,551 --> 00:33:03,886
and it's the most secret
and vulnerable part,
795
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,555
and when I give that to a man,
796
00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:08,824
I'll be completely exposed.
797
00:33:08,859 --> 00:33:11,160
I can't just do that
with just anyone.
798
00:33:12,195 --> 00:33:14,130
I'm not just anyone.
799
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:20,035
I need to know that
the man that I'm with
800
00:33:20,070 --> 00:33:21,570
is gonna be there
for me forever.
801
00:33:21,605 --> 00:33:23,239
I want him to be my husband
802
00:33:23,273 --> 00:33:24,573
and I want him to open up to me
803
00:33:24,608 --> 00:33:26,542
in the same way, too.
804
00:33:26,576 --> 00:33:28,744
You know, maybe when I do it
805
00:33:28,778 --> 00:33:31,046
I'll feel silly for making it
such a big deal,
806
00:33:31,081 --> 00:33:32,214
but maybe I won't.
807
00:33:32,249 --> 00:33:34,016
So you're saying it's just,
808
00:33:34,050 --> 00:33:36,819
it's never gonna happen
unless we get married.
809
00:33:36,853 --> 00:33:37,887
Well, yeah.
810
00:33:37,921 --> 00:33:39,889
I mean, for now we'll just...
811
00:33:39,923 --> 00:33:41,891
have to figure out
ways to feel close
812
00:33:41,925 --> 00:33:43,092
that aren't physical.
813
00:33:43,126 --> 00:33:44,160
Okay, so...
814
00:33:44,194 --> 00:33:45,694
what's the difference in that
815
00:33:45,729 --> 00:33:47,396
and just being
really good friends?
816
00:33:47,430 --> 00:33:48,464
Okay? I...
817
00:33:48,498 --> 00:33:49,765
I love you, Mercedes,
818
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,101
but, like, I'm also
a 19-year-old guy, and...
819
00:33:52,135 --> 00:33:54,470
I want to be able
to do this for you.
820
00:33:54,504 --> 00:33:55,838
But I-I can't.
821
00:34:01,411 --> 00:34:03,371
Can I have some time
to think about it?
822
00:34:04,314 --> 00:34:05,948
Yeah, sure.
823
00:34:05,982 --> 00:34:08,417
Take your time.
824
00:34:13,890 --> 00:34:15,458
Yeah.
825
00:34:15,492 --> 00:34:17,860
Yeah, he's here.
826
00:34:17,894 --> 00:34:19,662
Okay. Okay, bye.
827
00:34:19,696 --> 00:34:21,697
Bye.
828
00:34:23,834 --> 00:34:25,534
That was Rachel.
829
00:34:25,569 --> 00:34:28,370
She was just confirming us
for her opening night.
830
00:34:28,405 --> 00:34:29,939
What'd you tell her?
831
00:34:29,973 --> 00:34:31,907
I said, "Yeah, if we don't
832
00:34:31,942 --> 00:34:33,242
"kill each other
in Combat Class,
833
00:34:33,276 --> 00:34:35,277
count us in."
834
00:34:35,312 --> 00:34:37,346
What happened in there?
835
00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:38,814
You were really coming at me,
836
00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:40,382
like-like... as if
you had something to prove.
837
00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:42,384
What, I'm not sure.
838
00:34:42,419 --> 00:34:44,220
That I'm as strong as you are.
839
00:34:44,921 --> 00:34:46,655
Okay, but it's not a contest.
840
00:34:46,690 --> 00:34:47,656
Isn't it, though?
841
00:34:47,691 --> 00:34:50,626
On some level?
842
00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:52,461
'Cause for the first time
in my life,
843
00:34:52,496 --> 00:34:54,330
I really feel like I'm losing.
844
00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:55,664
I've felt that way
845
00:34:55,699 --> 00:34:56,859
ever since I got to New York.
846
00:34:56,867 --> 00:34:59,068
I feel like...
847
00:34:59,102 --> 00:35:00,836
we're in this race together
848
00:35:00,871 --> 00:35:05,207
and you are just so much
farther than I am.
849
00:35:05,242 --> 00:35:07,243
Like, it just feels
like the whole balance
850
00:35:07,277 --> 00:35:08,244
has shifted.
851
00:35:08,278 --> 00:35:09,278
What balance?
852
00:35:10,881 --> 00:35:12,648
I guess it started when
853
00:35:12,682 --> 00:35:14,316
we first met,
and you came to Dalton
854
00:35:14,351 --> 00:35:15,317
because you were trying
855
00:35:15,352 --> 00:35:16,652
to get away from Karofsky
856
00:35:16,686 --> 00:35:18,120
and I wanted to help
you through that.
857
00:35:18,155 --> 00:35:19,355
And you did.
858
00:35:19,389 --> 00:35:21,257
And I loved the way that felt.
859
00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,125
I loved, I loved being
able to protect you,
860
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,627
but now I look at your life
861
00:35:24,661 --> 00:35:26,662
and... it's
completely different.
862
00:35:26,696 --> 00:35:28,197
Y-You're a star at school,
863
00:35:28,231 --> 00:35:29,665
y-you have all these
cool new friends,
864
00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:32,134
you started this band
and I just...
865
00:35:32,169 --> 00:35:33,469
I feel like you don't
need me anymore.
866
00:35:33,503 --> 00:35:35,304
To protect or anything.
867
00:35:35,338 --> 00:35:37,273
I mean, you asked me
to move out, for God's sake.
868
00:35:37,307 --> 00:35:38,874
We made that decision together.
869
00:35:38,909 --> 00:35:41,243
So-so is that what
870
00:35:41,278 --> 00:35:43,479
all this stuff is about,
that's going on?
871
00:35:43,513 --> 00:35:44,980
I mean, you trying
to get me to eat more?
872
00:35:45,015 --> 00:35:46,649
I don't like the way
873
00:35:46,683 --> 00:35:49,151
that I feel about myself
anymore, Kurt. Okay?
874
00:35:49,186 --> 00:35:50,986
And you have this, like...
875
00:35:51,021 --> 00:35:52,388
amazing new body.
876
00:35:52,422 --> 00:35:54,623
Do you want to know why
we haven't been intimate?
877
00:35:54,658 --> 00:35:57,226
It's because I feel
insecure around you.
878
00:35:57,260 --> 00:36:00,329
I feel insecure
around my own fiancé,
879
00:36:00,364 --> 00:36:03,999
and fratboyphysicals.com
isn't gonna judge me.
880
00:36:04,034 --> 00:36:05,034
And neither will I.
881
00:36:05,068 --> 00:36:06,469
Ever.
882
00:36:06,503 --> 00:36:08,571
But I am not going to apologize
883
00:36:08,605 --> 00:36:10,005
for not being some
delicate flower
884
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,474
that needs his boyfriend
to protect him.
885
00:36:11,508 --> 00:36:12,508
And you know what?
Maybe you're right.
886
00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:13,876
Maybe it is a contest.
887
00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,479
Maybe that's the way
it has to be with two guys.
888
00:36:16,513 --> 00:36:18,948
But I would much rather be
running this race with you
889
00:36:18,982 --> 00:36:20,116
rather than against you.
890
00:36:20,150 --> 00:36:21,817
Me, too. I just...
891
00:36:21,852 --> 00:36:23,786
As equals.
892
00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:24,820
I know, I know.
893
00:36:24,855 --> 00:36:25,821
I-I know.
894
00:36:25,856 --> 00:36:27,189
I know that, I'm sorry.
895
00:36:27,224 --> 00:36:29,225
I'm just...
896
00:36:31,161 --> 00:36:35,097
I'm just so scared
that you're gonna...
897
00:36:35,132 --> 00:36:36,899
keep changing,
898
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,869
and you're gonna
keep getting stronger,
899
00:36:39,903 --> 00:36:41,570
and then one day
you're gonna wake up
900
00:36:41,605 --> 00:36:44,940
and you're gonna realize that
"I don't love him anymore."
901
00:36:44,975 --> 00:36:47,176
Never.
902
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:48,911
I'm always gonna love you.
903
00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:51,047
And I don't want
you to be insecure
904
00:36:51,081 --> 00:36:52,381
or ashamed around me.
905
00:36:53,917 --> 00:36:55,418
Next time you're going through
something like this,
906
00:36:55,452 --> 00:36:57,332
you-you have to be
honest with me.
907
00:36:59,356 --> 00:37:00,389
Okay.
908
00:37:07,998 --> 00:37:10,433
Julie.
I need to talk to you.
909
00:37:10,467 --> 00:37:12,268
Our date was weird, and
I wanted to apologize.
910
00:37:12,302 --> 00:37:13,936
Yeah, it was weird.
911
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,371
You were all jumpy and nervous
912
00:37:15,405 --> 00:37:17,940
and the sex conversation
was really bizarre.
913
00:37:17,975 --> 00:37:19,608
Well, there was a reason
why I was acting so weird,
914
00:37:19,643 --> 00:37:20,943
and it's difficult
to talk about,
915
00:37:20,978 --> 00:37:22,858
but I need to be
completely honest.
916
00:37:23,413 --> 00:37:24,780
I have chlamydia.
917
00:37:24,815 --> 00:37:26,415
Are you serious?
918
00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:27,616
Yeah.
919
00:37:27,651 --> 00:37:28,951
And I'm not even sure
who I got it from.
920
00:37:28,986 --> 00:37:30,586
What? You don't know?
921
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:31,954
Well, it was either Vanessa
922
00:37:31,989 --> 00:37:33,622
from our Postwar
European Cinema class,
923
00:37:33,657 --> 00:37:35,291
or Jessica from my
924
00:37:35,325 --> 00:37:36,425
Contemporary Voices in
Venereal Horror Seminar.
925
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:39,328
Wait, you slept with them?
926
00:37:39,363 --> 00:37:41,964
Artie, that's grosser
than the chlamydia.
927
00:37:41,999 --> 00:37:43,132
Those girls are idiots.
928
00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:44,100
Last term,
929
00:37:44,134 --> 00:37:45,255
Vanessa made a short film
930
00:37:45,268 --> 00:37:46,669
that consisted of
a single shot of her
931
00:37:46,703 --> 00:37:48,671
eating a pile of dirt
for 45 minutes.
932
00:37:48,705 --> 00:37:51,007
And Jessica had an endoscopy
for a stomach ulcer
933
00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:53,409
and then entitled the footage
"Another Holocaust"
934
00:37:53,443 --> 00:37:54,910
and submitted it to Sundance.
935
00:37:54,945 --> 00:37:56,412
Look, I just wanted to be
completely honest with you...
936
00:37:56,446 --> 00:37:58,080
Well, great.
937
00:37:58,115 --> 00:38:00,149
Great, that you want to honest,
938
00:38:00,183 --> 00:38:03,486
'cause honesty makes you see
who everyone really is,
939
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,820
and who you are
940
00:38:04,855 --> 00:38:06,122
is not who I thought you were.
941
00:38:07,090 --> 00:38:08,491
You're a creeper, Artie.
942
00:38:08,525 --> 00:38:10,026
Congratulations
943
00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:12,061
on totally skeeving me out.
944
00:38:23,356 --> 00:38:24,657
Hey, Mercedes, it's Sam.
945
00:38:24,691 --> 00:38:26,225
Yeah, I-I know.
946
00:38:26,259 --> 00:38:28,194
Um, if you're calling
to break up with me,
947
00:38:28,228 --> 00:38:30,529
just go ahead and say it
a-and just get it over with,
948
00:38:30,564 --> 00:38:32,725
so we can figure out
how we're gonna be friends.
949
00:38:38,004 --> 00:38:39,338
Hold up.
950
00:38:39,372 --> 00:38:40,639
Blaine lit a bunch of candles.
951
00:38:40,674 --> 00:38:41,674
Blaine!
952
00:38:45,278 --> 00:38:46,312
Blaine!
953
00:38:47,414 --> 00:38:48,714
Mercedes,
I gotta cut this short.
954
00:38:48,748 --> 00:38:50,416
My girlfriend,
uh, just arrived.
955
00:38:50,450 --> 00:38:52,751
Oh, uh, don't worry.
956
00:38:52,786 --> 00:38:55,226
I have a fire extinguisher handy
in case anything tips over.
957
00:38:56,490 --> 00:38:58,591
Look, uh, I hope you don't
think I'm copying you,
958
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,659
but I also prayed about us.
959
00:39:00,694 --> 00:39:02,394
I didn't go back
to that church,
960
00:39:02,429 --> 00:39:04,764
'cause I didn't remember
where it was, but...
961
00:39:04,798 --> 00:39:07,039
I prayed in the bathroom
and that's where it hit me.
962
00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:10,402
sex is awesome.
963
00:39:10,437 --> 00:39:11,604
It's like one of
the greatest things
964
00:39:11,638 --> 00:39:12,638
that God ever invented.
965
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,375
But what's better
than sex? Um...
966
00:39:16,410 --> 00:39:17,376
Horseback riding.
967
00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:20,312
Um... skydiving,
probably.
968
00:39:20,347 --> 00:39:22,314
And hearing you sing.
969
00:39:23,350 --> 00:39:25,251
Look, I-I don't need
970
00:39:25,285 --> 00:39:26,652
to think about this any more.
971
00:39:26,686 --> 00:39:29,054
I... you know,
I've said this before,
972
00:39:29,089 --> 00:39:30,890
but this time,
I really mean it.
973
00:39:30,924 --> 00:39:33,225
I can... live without sex.
974
00:39:34,494 --> 00:39:36,128
But I can't live without you.
975
00:39:36,163 --> 00:39:37,284
Sam Evans...
976
00:39:42,068 --> 00:39:44,136
You have no idea how nice it is
977
00:39:44,171 --> 00:39:46,038
to have a real girlfriend
here to talk to.
978
00:39:46,073 --> 00:39:47,540
I mean, Kurt pretends
to be one,
979
00:39:47,574 --> 00:39:48,874
but it's not the same,
980
00:39:48,909 --> 00:39:50,843
and Santana was just
a tad unpredictable.
981
00:39:50,877 --> 00:39:53,079
Yeah, well, thanks
for the good advice
982
00:39:53,113 --> 00:39:55,281
about the whole S-E-X thing.
983
00:39:55,315 --> 00:39:56,849
Okay, my philosophy is that if
984
00:39:56,883 --> 00:39:58,724
you can't even say the
word without spelling it,
985
00:39:58,752 --> 00:40:00,453
then you're
definitely not ready.
986
00:40:00,487 --> 00:40:02,721
Hey, I am not a prude.
987
00:40:02,756 --> 00:40:04,023
Okay.
988
00:40:04,057 --> 00:40:05,591
Okay.
I'm kind of a prude.
989
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,829
But you know, my heart is
my biggest erogenous zone.
990
00:40:09,863 --> 00:40:11,597
I just... if I decide to do it,
991
00:40:11,631 --> 00:40:13,265
I want it to be
the making love version,
992
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,167
not the bumping uglies version.
993
00:40:15,202 --> 00:40:16,602
Well, Sam definitely loves you,
994
00:40:16,636 --> 00:40:18,437
because I don't know
any other 19-year-old boy
995
00:40:18,438 --> 00:40:19,739
who would say it's okay to wait
996
00:40:19,773 --> 00:40:21,493
if he wasn't, like,
totally in love with you
997
00:40:21,508 --> 00:40:22,641
and obsessed with you.
998
00:40:22,676 --> 00:40:24,610
No, I know that he loves me now.
999
00:40:24,644 --> 00:40:28,180
But it's easy to love
when it's new, you know, and...
1000
00:40:28,215 --> 00:40:29,782
if he can put up with
my crazy and my sass
1001
00:40:29,816 --> 00:40:30,916
for just a couple more weeks...
1002
00:40:30,951 --> 00:40:32,418
or even a couple of months...
who knows?
1003
00:40:32,452 --> 00:40:34,086
Well, I salute you.
1004
00:40:34,121 --> 00:40:36,021
And I have a very
good feeling about this
1005
00:40:36,056 --> 00:40:37,723
and I think Sam's a great guy.
Yeah.
1006
00:40:37,758 --> 00:40:39,191
I don't know, there was
like a minute there
1007
00:40:39,226 --> 00:40:40,793
where I thought something might
happen between he and I,
1008
00:40:40,827 --> 00:40:41,994
but it passed, thankfully.
1009
00:40:42,029 --> 00:40:43,829
Really? How come?
1010
00:40:43,864 --> 00:40:45,364
Well, besides the fact
1011
00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:46,879
that you two are
obviously soul mates.
1012
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:48,434
Oh, my God, obviously.
1013
00:40:48,468 --> 00:40:50,102
No, I don't think
I actually liked him,
1014
00:40:50,137 --> 00:40:51,337
I think I just, like...
1015
00:40:51,371 --> 00:40:52,771
I don't know,
he reminded me of home
1016
00:40:52,773 --> 00:40:54,240
and he and Finn were very close
1017
00:40:54,274 --> 00:40:55,875
and I think I liked the fact
1018
00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:57,276
that he understood how I felt.
1019
00:40:57,310 --> 00:40:59,845
So...
1020
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,380
there's, like, not any guys
1021
00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:02,548
that you're interested in?
1022
00:41:02,582 --> 00:41:05,184
Like, um... none of
your cast members,
1023
00:41:05,218 --> 00:41:06,519
or that director?
1024
00:41:06,553 --> 00:41:07,520
Please.
1025
00:41:07,554 --> 00:41:08,788
This is closed for business.
1026
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400
Rachel, you know
you guys weren't dating
1027
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:12,725
when it all went down, though.
1028
00:41:12,759 --> 00:41:14,794
No, come on,
we were always dating.
1029
00:41:14,828 --> 00:41:16,128
You know, even when we weren't.
1030
00:41:16,163 --> 00:41:18,030
We knew how it was gonna end.
1031
00:41:18,065 --> 00:41:19,699
Or, you know,
how it was supposed to.
1032
00:41:19,733 --> 00:41:21,033
I get that.
1033
00:41:21,068 --> 00:41:22,768
I think we all did.
1034
00:41:22,803 --> 00:41:25,237
But you're this amazing,
beautiful woman
1035
00:41:25,272 --> 00:41:27,907
about to go through the
greatest triumph in her life.
1036
00:41:27,941 --> 00:41:29,575
Hey, I'm not saying
that you need
1037
00:41:29,609 --> 00:41:31,911
to go out there and
fall in love, but...
1038
00:41:31,945 --> 00:41:33,779
let a dude, I don't know,
buy you dinner.
1039
00:41:33,814 --> 00:41:35,114
Tell you how hot you are.
1040
00:41:35,148 --> 00:41:36,449
I know. I should.
1041
00:41:36,483 --> 00:41:37,917
And I will.
1042
00:41:37,951 --> 00:41:39,151
It's just like...
1043
00:41:39,186 --> 00:41:40,519
you know, it's like a line
1044
00:41:40,554 --> 00:41:42,488
between your past
and your future and...
1045
00:41:42,522 --> 00:41:44,156
I mean, I'll draw it
when I'm ready.
1046
00:41:44,191 --> 00:41:45,825
It's like you and Sam.
You know, you weren't ready;
1047
00:41:45,859 --> 00:41:47,259
you just had to listen
to your heart
1048
00:41:47,294 --> 00:41:48,661
and you'll know when it's right.
I know, babe.
1049
00:41:48,695 --> 00:41:50,329
You're okay, though, right?
1050
00:41:50,364 --> 00:41:52,598
Like, I didn't push too hard,
did I?
1051
00:41:52,632 --> 00:41:55,001
No.
1052
00:41:55,035 --> 00:41:56,235
Like I said, it's really great
1053
00:41:56,236 --> 00:41:57,636
having a girlfriend
here to talk to.
1054
00:41:58,538 --> 00:42:00,298
You know what?
It really is.
1055
00:42:03,377 --> 00:42:04,977
So how does that work, exactly?
1056
00:42:05,012 --> 00:42:07,013
Well, I have
to drink five pints
1057
00:42:07,047 --> 00:42:08,287
of hot coconut water every day,
1058
00:42:08,315 --> 00:42:09,515
with a little garlic salt,
some Splenda
1059
00:42:09,549 --> 00:42:12,184
and a splash of hot sauce.
1060
00:42:12,219 --> 00:42:15,021
Then you basically jog
until you hallucinate.
1061
00:42:15,055 --> 00:42:16,956
I got it off of
Matthew McConaughey's blog.
1062
00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:18,791
- That doesn't sound healthy.
- It's not.
1063
00:42:18,825 --> 00:42:20,359
What we're really doing
is just saying that, you know,
1064
00:42:20,394 --> 00:42:21,360
we're gonna start
eating healthier
1065
00:42:21,395 --> 00:42:22,728
and cooking healthier
1066
00:42:22,763 --> 00:42:25,044
and, uh, we started this new
ab class at the NYADA gym
1067
00:42:25,065 --> 00:42:26,666
and, uh, this is
kind of our way
1068
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,267
of saying good-bye
to eating out for a while.
1069
00:42:28,301 --> 00:42:29,869
So thank you so much
for being here
1070
00:42:29,903 --> 00:42:31,783
on the start of
Blaine's cleanse.
1071
00:42:33,173 --> 00:42:34,273
Whoa, Artie...
1072
00:42:34,307 --> 00:42:36,175
You want to talk about it?
Talk about what?
1073
00:42:36,209 --> 00:42:37,877
Oh, my God,
that looks really delicious.
1074
00:42:37,911 --> 00:42:38,944
What you're burying
in your worry hole
1075
00:42:38,979 --> 00:42:40,046
with all that hot fudge
and nuts?
1076
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,148
That girl Julie
still not talking to you?
1077
00:42:42,182 --> 00:42:43,983
She's not not talking to me,
1078
00:42:44,017 --> 00:42:46,686
it's just... I can see how she
sees me now, and it sucks.
1079
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,321
I didn't think there'd
actually be a downside
1080
00:42:48,355 --> 00:42:50,222
to being a film school
player, but I was wrong.
1081
00:42:50,257 --> 00:42:51,223
And I'd paid the price.
1082
00:42:51,258 --> 00:42:53,559
Herpes.
No.
1083
00:42:53,593 --> 00:42:54,694
Losing Julie.
1084
00:42:54,728 --> 00:42:57,396
And it was chlamydia.
Anyway...
1085
00:42:57,431 --> 00:42:59,031
I'm gonna give up the game.
1086
00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:00,733
For a little while, at least.
1087
00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:02,727
I mean, sex isn't
the be-all-end-all.
1088
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,580
Well, it's like me
and Mercedes, you know?
1089
00:43:05,605 --> 00:43:07,373
Something's important, you can't
let sex get in the way of it.
1090
00:43:07,407 --> 00:43:09,241
Hey, you know what, guys?
1091
00:43:09,276 --> 00:43:11,911
We should do an all-guys
New York City Abstinence Club.
1092
00:43:12,746 --> 00:43:14,113
No.
1093
00:43:14,147 --> 00:43:15,114
No way.
Definitely not.
1094
00:43:15,148 --> 00:43:16,115
That's not a good idea.
1095
00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:18,484
Ugh...
1096
00:43:18,518 --> 00:43:21,882
Mm... No Oscar
is worth that.
1097
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:28,053
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