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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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Rachel got the lead
in Funny Girl on Broadway
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and they've been rehearsing,
like, forever and now
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the show's about to open
and Blaine and Sam and Artie
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and Mercedes are all
in New York together.
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If you can sing in the middle
of Times Square,
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you can pretty much
do anything.
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Artie's in film school
and Blaine's in NYADA
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and Sam is a model and
Mercedes is recording an album
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and Blaine and Sam moved in
with Mercedes.
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And Sam really wants to go out
with her or go out with her
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again because they already went
out and she broke up with him
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and sang
"I Will Always Love You"
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wearing the world's
most awesome wig.
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What are we going to do
about our sexual chemistry?
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Been there, done that.
No, Sam.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Mother cannot guide you ♪
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♪ Now you're on your own ♪
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♪ Only me beside you ♪
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♪ Still, you're not alone ♪
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♪ No one is alone ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Truly ♪
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♪ No one is alone ♪
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♪ You move just a finger ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Say the slightest word ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Something's bound to linger ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Be heard ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ No one acts alone ♪
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♪ Careful ♪
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♪ No one is alone ♪
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♪ People make mistakes ♪
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♪ Fathers ♪
♪ Mothers ♪
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♪ People make mistakes
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♪ Holding to their own ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Thinking they're alone ♪
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♪ Honor their mistakes ♪
♪ Fight for their mistakes ♪
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♪ Everybody makes ♪
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♪ One another's
terrible mistakes ♪
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♪ Witches can be right ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Giants can be good ♪
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♪ You decide what's right ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ You decide what's good ♪
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♪ Just remember ♪
♪ Just remember ♪
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♪ Someone is on your side ♪
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♪ Our side ♪
♪ Our side ♪
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♪ Someone else is not ♪
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♪ Someone else is not ♪
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♪ While we're seeing our side ♪
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♪ Maybe we forgot ♪
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♪ They are not alone ♪
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♪ They are not alone ♪
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♪ No one is alone ♪
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♪ No one is alone ♪
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♪ Hard to see the light now ♪
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♪ Just don't let it go ♪
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♪ Things will come
out right now ♪
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♪ We can make it so ♪
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♪ Someone is on your side ♪
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♪ Someone is on your side ♪
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♪ No one is alone... ♪
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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I've been in this business
for a very long time.
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I produced a lot of shows.
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Now, the next two weeks...
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tech and previews...
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that's when companies
come together
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or they fall apart.
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Now, people...
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I need a hit.
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A real, real hit.
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So I want you to focus,
I want you to rest,
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and I want you to
be the absolute best
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that you can be, okay?
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The stage is yours now.
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If you have any questions,
I'll be in my office.
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Sidney, can I just
talk to you for a second?
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I have a scheduling conflict,
Huh? What?
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And the stage manager said
I should talk to you about it.
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It's just a two hour conflict.
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Rachel, you're in every scene.
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The whole thing is about you.
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I understand.
It's just that, um,
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well, you see,
that NYADA has been so great
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dealing with
the Funny Girl schedule,
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so I was just hoping that
we could maybe return the favor.
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Please, please.
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It's for my Midwinter Critique.
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You're killing me.
I-I'm sorry.
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Um, it's just a huge part
of my grade.
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It's in front of the entire
faculty and students,
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and-and if I could just,
you know, make it to this,
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then we'll be into performances
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and I will be Rachel Berry,
NYADA sophomore by day
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and Broadway star by night.
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I think
you're overextending yourself.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
look, this-this whole time,
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I've been putting up
with my classes
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and working at the diner,
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and I haven't given you
any less than 150%.
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All right, fine.
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This is the one exception, okay?
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Thank you so much. Thank you.
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I really appreciate it.
You're a gem. Thank you.
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Edna.
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Well, maybe we
should forget our plan...
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- Sam?
- What?
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Can you turn that down
some please?
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Hmm, yeah, sorry.
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And don't worry, I'll take...
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What the hell
are you watching, anyway.
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Facts of Life.
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It's amazing; it's about
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this old redheaded lady
who runs this boarding school
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for lesbians, and then I think
the lesbian school burns down.
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The old redheaded lady
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opened up this pot dispensary
called Edna's Edibles.
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They all work there.
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Oh, well, now I'm awake.
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You mind if I watch it
with you?
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Sure.
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Um,
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I've always
had trouble sleeping.
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So when I moved to New York,
Blaine, um...
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you're gonna get a kick
out of this... he
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started reading me
Star Wars Fan Fiction
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until I got tired.
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"'I think young Anakin
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"has a diaper full
of midichlorians, R-2,'
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"said C-3PO as he bottle-fed
space formula
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to the infant Jedi who would
bring balance to the Force."
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Whoever wrote this fan fiction
really sucks.
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Actually, George Lucas
wrote this one.
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Can I ask you, um,
can I ask you a question?
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Mm-hmm.
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You never told me
why you broke up with me.
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Yes, I did.
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I told you, I just,
I didn't know who I was,
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and until I figured it out,
we just couldn't be together.
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I still think
it's a load of crap.
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Be real.
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I mean, you dated Quinn,
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Santana, Brittany,
almost Rachel,
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and wasn't that school nurse
you dated,
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like, 30?
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And there's a rumor
you even made out with Tina.
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Wait, Penny the school nurse
is 30?
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That's why she got clingy.
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You know, I can't
mess around like that.
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It's just... It's not me.
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I'm not that kind of girl.
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Oh.
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Well, you know, I feel like
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you and I never even got
to figure out what we even had.
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It was just, like,
over before it even started.
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And now there's this...
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obvious chemistry that
I don't know what to do with.
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Oh, it's not up
for discussion, Sam.
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You asked me a question
and I answered it.
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Okay? I just want to watch
the lesbian show about weed
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and go back to bed.
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Fine. Mmm.
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I mean, to launch a ship
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when they're about
to close the harbor...
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Yes.
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Oh, gosh, I'm so excited
that we're all together
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for our weekly potluck dinner.
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Well, it is only
week number two.
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The tradition will be
falling apart in no time.
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Hey, um, who's this?
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That was, uh, a
neighbor's friend.
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He got beat up last week.
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That's a nice way of saying
he was gay-bashed.
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Apparently he was just
walking down Bleecker Street
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and these guys jumped
out of a pickup truck
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and just decided to beat him up.
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He's lucky to be alive.
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It's so depressing.
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Like, hate crimes in America
keep decreasing,
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but in New York,
they're actually increasing.
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Yeah, why?
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Well, a few ignorant idiots
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just hate the idea that
we're finally being accepted.
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They hate the fact
that we're marrying.
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They hate the fact that we're
moving into neighborhoods
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that are supposedly "straight."
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So they lash out
by trying to kill us.
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Okay, well, let's
change the subject
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before we all get so bummed we can't eat.
Yes, please.
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Well, NYADA Midwinter
Critiques are upon us
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and our fearless leader,
Madame Tibideaux,
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has tightened her turban
and given us
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the ultimate
musical theater challenge.
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Sondheim!
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Oh, my God, it's amazing.
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But how are we gonna pick?
It's so hard.
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We have to do a duet.
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Hold the phone.
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Are you two playing footsie?
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No.
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I have that, uh,
restless legs syndrome.
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I just, I forgot to
take my iron pills.
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Uh-huh.
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I don't know why we always
have to keep this a secret.
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What? There's
nothing to keep a secret.
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So we're not keeping
anything a secret.
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Okay, well, that's bull,
and you know it.
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Okay, you know
I've always liked you,
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and you clearly have feelings
for me, too.
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Sam, you're out
of your tiny little mind.
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Okay, come on.
Look around you, okay?
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We're not in high
school anymore.
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We're adults and we're
in New York City.
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Okay, we can finally
be the people
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that we always hoped we could
be and do all the things
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that we've always
dreamed about doing.
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Um, what are you doing?
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I want to make a wish.
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Are you about to throw a coin
in the East River?
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No.
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I'm gonna make
a bunch of wishes,
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and they're all gonna go
towards the same wish.
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Oh, there's a screw.
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That you, Mercedes Jones,
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will open your eyes
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and realize that we're
perfect for each other.
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Sam.
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What are you doing?
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Excuse me.
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- Mwah.
- Excuse me.
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You can't just throw things
into the river.
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Look, Sam.
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By the way,
who is gonna tell you
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that you shouldn't be wearing
that fur coat?
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What? What?
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You know how many
animals were killed
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to make that coat and
how they were killed?
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Okay, it takes a lot of dumb
animals to make a fur coat,
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and it only takes
one to wear one.
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It's a faux fur, Sam.
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It's not real.
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Well, that doesn't
matter, okay?
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Because it's 2014,
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and that coat's
sending a message
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that it's okay
to skin animals alive
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or electrocute them.
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Look, you have a career
to think about.
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Is that what you want
your image to be?
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Fine. It's not
that cold out anyway.
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No, I was... I wasn't serious.
You don't have to...
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Oh!
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It was your idea.
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You see what I'm saying?
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We are perfect for each other.
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Here, take my coat.
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You're gonna freeze, yeah.
258
00:09:52,994 --> 00:09:54,795
Yeah, that was a
bad idea, wasn't it?
259
00:09:56,531 --> 00:09:57,832
Thank you.
260
00:09:57,866 --> 00:09:59,300
Just put it on.
261
00:09:59,334 --> 00:10:01,135
All right, now let's
go do something.
262
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Jump on the train and, uh,
263
00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:04,271
get a hot dog.
264
00:10:04,306 --> 00:10:07,141
No, no, you just...
265
00:10:07,175 --> 00:10:08,642
You go back to the apartment.
266
00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,211
I'll meet you in a little bit.
267
00:10:10,245 --> 00:10:12,346
You serious?
268
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,014
Yeah, beat it.
269
00:10:14,049 --> 00:10:16,016
Look, this is just...
It's a lot to take in,
270
00:10:16,051 --> 00:10:17,451
and I have a lot to think about,
271
00:10:17,485 --> 00:10:19,086
so you go back to the apartment.
272
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,955
I'll meet you in a little bit,
I promise.
273
00:10:22,657 --> 00:10:24,859
Okay.
274
00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:27,428
Sam?
275
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:29,930
If we're gonna do this,
276
00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:31,932
we have to set
some ground rules, okay?
277
00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,300
We-we have to take it slow.
278
00:10:33,335 --> 00:10:36,704
Like, you stay
in the living room on the couch,
279
00:10:36,738 --> 00:10:39,006
and I stay in my bedroom.
280
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,441
Could you be okay with that?
281
00:10:42,477 --> 00:10:43,978
For you, yeah.
282
00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:45,079
Yeah, I could do that.
283
00:10:45,113 --> 00:10:46,947
Okay.
284
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A Natural Woman" begins)
285
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♪ Lookin' out
on the morning rain ♪
286
00:11:00,128 --> 00:11:01,896
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
287
00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:06,634
♪ I used to feel so uninspired ♪
288
00:11:06,668 --> 00:11:07,935
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
289
00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:09,970
♪ And when I knew
290
00:11:10,005 --> 00:11:13,107
♪ I had to face another day ♪
291
00:11:13,141 --> 00:11:14,141
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
292
00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,777
♪ Lord, it made me feel ♪
293
00:11:16,811 --> 00:11:18,812
♪ So tired ♪
294
00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:24,051
♪ Before the day I met you ♪
295
00:11:24,085 --> 00:11:26,186
♪ Life was so unkind ♪
296
00:11:26,221 --> 00:11:31,325
♪ You're the key
to my peace of mind ♪
297
00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:34,728
♪ 'Cause you make me feel ♪
298
00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:38,165
♪ You make me feel... ♪
299
00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:40,534
♪ You make me feel ♪
300
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:44,672
♪ Like a natural woman ♪
301
00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:46,974
♪ Woman ♪
302
00:11:47,008 --> 00:11:49,243
♪ Oh, baby ♪
303
00:11:49,277 --> 00:11:51,245
♪ What you've done to me ♪
304
00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:53,547
♪ What you've done to me ♪
305
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:56,050
♪ Mmm, you make me feel ♪
306
00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:57,651
♪ So good inside ♪
307
00:11:57,686 --> 00:12:00,854
♪ Good inside ♪
308
00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:04,558
♪ And, baby,
I just want to be ♪
309
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,293
♪ Want to be ♪
310
00:12:06,328 --> 00:12:12,199
♪ Close to you,
you make me feel so alive ♪
311
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,735
♪ You make me feel ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
312
00:12:14,769 --> 00:12:17,905
♪ You make me feel ♪
♪ You make me feel ♪
313
00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:19,673
♪ You make me feel ♪
314
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:23,844
♪ Like a natural woman ♪
♪ Feel like a natural woman ♪
315
00:12:23,878 --> 00:12:27,848
♪ Yeah, you make me feel ♪
316
00:12:27,882 --> 00:12:31,885
♪ You make me feel like a ♪
♪ You make me feel ♪
317
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:37,391
♪ Feel like a natural woman ♪
318
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:40,728
♪ Woman ♪
♪ Oh... ♪
319
00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:43,697
♪ You make me feel... ♪
320
00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:46,266
♪ You make me feel ♪
321
00:12:46,301 --> 00:12:50,204
♪ Like a natural woman ♪
322
00:12:50,238 --> 00:12:52,139
♪ Woman ♪
323
00:12:52,173 --> 00:12:58,479
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
324
00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:06,823
Okay, wait.
Hold up.
325
00:13:06,858 --> 00:13:08,825
So this is a guy that you dated
326
00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,960
in high school?
327
00:13:09,994 --> 00:13:11,161
We didn't really date,
not really.
328
00:13:11,195 --> 00:13:12,596
But... high school?
329
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:15,098
Mercedes, we just got here.
330
00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:16,933
I just figured out
what subway stop
331
00:13:16,968 --> 00:13:18,502
is closest to my apartment.
332
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,003
You've already
given up on New York
333
00:13:20,037 --> 00:13:22,318
to date some guy
you know from home in Ohio?
334
00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:25,408
Listen, I know
that it sounds weird...
335
00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:26,443
No, this sounds weird.
336
00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:27,744
Clive, it would take me
337
00:13:27,778 --> 00:13:30,113
all day to kiss your fat ass.
338
00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:32,482
That was my impression
of Chris Tucker
339
00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:33,517
doing, uh, Kevin Hart.
340
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,872
No, Kevin Hart
doing Chris Tucker.
341
00:13:34,886 --> 00:13:35,986
It's a work in progress,
342
00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,754
but it's gonna be a classic.
343
00:13:37,788 --> 00:13:40,257
Sam, these are my
very good friends
344
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,791
and very talented
backup singers...
345
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:43,360
- Ooh.
- ...Shaynice
346
00:13:43,394 --> 00:13:45,161
and this is Tesla. Hey.
347
00:13:45,196 --> 00:13:46,963
Okay, I've always
wondered this.
348
00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,298
Okay, what is the thing
with hip-hop artists
349
00:13:48,332 --> 00:13:49,599
naming themselves after cars?
350
00:13:50,635 --> 00:13:52,168
Is that a thing?
351
00:13:52,203 --> 00:13:53,436
Okay...
352
00:13:53,471 --> 00:13:55,305
My parents, Rob and Sherry,
353
00:13:55,339 --> 00:13:57,607
named me after the
inventor, Nikola Tesla.
354
00:13:57,642 --> 00:13:59,009
So why don't you ask her?
355
00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:00,210
Oh, yeah, no,
but she's, uh,
356
00:14:00,244 --> 00:14:01,211
she's named after her mom's
357
00:14:01,245 --> 00:14:02,345
favorite actress,
Mercedes Ruehl.
358
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,681
Oh... I forgot
that I told you that.
359
00:14:04,715 --> 00:14:05,815
Steel trap.
360
00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:09,619
So...
361
00:14:09,654 --> 00:14:12,022
So Sam is in New York
362
00:14:12,056 --> 00:14:13,623
to be a model.
Oh.
363
00:14:13,658 --> 00:14:14,624
That's right, yeah.
364
00:14:14,659 --> 00:14:15,959
It's, uh, pretty easy.
365
00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:17,794
You kind of just stand there,
strike a pose.
366
00:14:17,828 --> 00:14:19,195
They ask you to strip
down to your underwear,
367
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,363
not a big deal.
368
00:14:20,398 --> 00:14:22,666
But, uh, yeah, it's fun.
369
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,768
I mean, who doesn't want
to be a model, right?
370
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:28,171
Um, I'm... gonna
go get a chair.
371
00:14:29,774 --> 00:14:31,174
There's actually
a lot of acting involved.
372
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,410
You'll be standing there
and the photographer
373
00:14:33,444 --> 00:14:35,378
will ask you to feel
some sort of emotion
374
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:36,713
so you gotta,
you gotta use your brain.
375
00:14:36,747 --> 00:14:38,848
You gotta stop
and you gotta think.
376
00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:40,016
Like, okay, Sam, concentrate.
377
00:14:40,051 --> 00:14:41,952
And it's great.
And then you just, like,
378
00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:43,186
you feel...
you feel that emotion.
379
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,355
So...
how about
380
00:14:45,389 --> 00:14:47,057
we order?
Yes.
381
00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:48,091
I just got a
haircut, also, if anybody
382
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,693
was wondering.
383
00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:51,795
Where is that waitress?
384
00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:53,430
Well, you guys have
beautiful hair. Yeah.
385
00:14:53,431 --> 00:14:55,532
What, is this like a,
is this a, is that weave?
386
00:14:55,566 --> 00:14:56,399
Or is that real? What?
387
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:57,267
Oh, God.
388
00:14:57,301 --> 00:14:59,970
No, actually, um...
389
00:15:00,004 --> 00:15:01,771
both of us have real hair.
390
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:04,107
- Oh!
- Yeah. Mercedes, too.
391
00:15:04,141 --> 00:15:06,710
Yeah. She is also
not wearing a wig.
392
00:15:07,778 --> 00:15:09,245
Awesome.
393
00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:12,549
♪ Ah, ah ♪
394
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,718
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
395
00:15:14,752 --> 00:15:16,820
♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪
396
00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:18,822
No?
397
00:15:25,162 --> 00:15:27,130
♪ I am just ♪
398
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:30,233
♪ A Broadway baby ♪
399
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:33,403
♪ Walking off my tired feet ♪
400
00:15:33,437 --> 00:15:35,839
♪ Pounding 42nd Street ♪
401
00:15:35,873 --> 00:15:38,842
♪ To be in a show ♪
402
00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,210
♪ Oh... ♪
403
00:15:40,244 --> 00:15:43,079
♪ Broadway baby ♪
404
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:45,815
♪ Learning how
to sing and dance ♪
405
00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:48,718
♪ Waitin' for
that one big chance ♪
406
00:15:48,753 --> 00:15:50,987
♪ To be in a show ♪
407
00:15:51,022 --> 00:15:52,756
♪ Oh! ♪
408
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:55,425
♪ Gee, I'd like to be ♪
409
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:57,594
♪ On some marquee ♪
410
00:15:57,628 --> 00:15:58,995
♪ All twinkling lights ♪
411
00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,530
♪ A spark ♪
412
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:01,898
♪ To pierce the dark ♪
413
00:16:01,932 --> 00:16:03,199
♪ From Battery Park ♪
414
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:05,168
♪ To Washington Heights ♪
415
00:16:05,202 --> 00:16:07,270
♪ Someday maybe ♪
416
00:16:08,372 --> 00:16:12,308
♪ All my dreams will be repaid ♪
417
00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:14,144
♪ Heck, I'd even play the maid ♪
418
00:16:14,178 --> 00:16:17,514
♪ To be in a show ♪
419
00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:21,484
♪ Hey! Mr. Producer ♪
420
00:16:22,887 --> 00:16:25,121
♪ I'm talking to you, sir ♪
421
00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:26,856
♪ I don't need a lot ♪
422
00:16:26,891 --> 00:16:28,491
♪ Only what I got ♪
423
00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:30,994
♪ Plus a tube of greasepaint
and a follow spot ♪
424
00:16:31,028 --> 00:16:33,229
♪ I'm a Broadway baby ♪
425
00:16:33,264 --> 00:16:34,731
♪ Broadway baby ♪
426
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:36,866
♪ Slaving at a five and ten ♪
427
00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,034
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
428
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:40,236
♪ Dreaming of
the great day when ♪
429
00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:41,571
♪ I'll be in a show ♪
430
00:16:41,605 --> 00:16:43,740
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
431
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:46,042
♪ Oh, Broadway baby ♪
432
00:16:46,077 --> 00:16:47,677
♪ Broadway baby ♪
433
00:16:47,712 --> 00:16:50,847
♪ Making rounds all afternoon ♪
434
00:16:50,881 --> 00:16:53,049
♪ Eatin' at a greasy spoon ♪
435
00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:57,253
♪ To save all my dough ♪
436
00:16:57,288 --> 00:16:59,823
♪ At my tiny flat ♪
437
00:16:59,857 --> 00:17:01,691
♪ There's just my cat ♪
438
00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:03,693
♪ A bed and chair ♪
439
00:17:03,728 --> 00:17:06,096
♪ ti, I'll stick it till ♪
440
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,664
♪ I'm on a bill ♪
441
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:11,701
♪ All over Times Square ♪
442
00:17:11,736 --> 00:17:14,270
♪ Oh... ♪
443
00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:16,606
♪ Someday maybe ♪
444
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,677
♪ If I stick it long enough ♪
445
00:17:20,711 --> 00:17:24,380
♪ I may get to strut my stuff ♪
446
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:25,615
♪ Working for a nice man ♪
447
00:17:25,649 --> 00:17:27,517
♪ Like a Ziegfeld
or a Weissman ♪
448
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:29,719
♪ In a great big ♪
449
00:17:29,754 --> 00:17:31,221
♪ Broadway ♪
450
00:17:31,255 --> 00:17:31,867
♪ Show... ♪
451
00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,935
Excellent performance.
452
00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:47,303
Or it would've been,
453
00:17:47,338 --> 00:17:50,073
had the assignment been a duet.
454
00:17:50,107 --> 00:17:51,775
Apparently, you both feel
455
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,610
that you are above this class
456
00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:55,044
and all that governs it.
457
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:57,413
No, not-not at all,
Madame Tibideaux...
458
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:58,481
I'm flunking you both.
459
00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:00,617
Next!
460
00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:04,287
Wait.
461
00:18:06,157 --> 00:18:07,991
It was a good performance,
462
00:18:08,025 --> 00:18:10,160
so I'm going to give you
the opportunity
463
00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:12,695
to give me what
I asked for originally.
464
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:15,331
I want you to do it
as individuals.
465
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:17,133
Reschedule this week,
466
00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:18,301
it's fine.
467
00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:20,503
Um, I'm sorry,
Madame Tibideaux.
468
00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,105
I'm just... I'm in the middle
469
00:18:22,139 --> 00:18:23,773
of tech rehearsals
for my show right now...
470
00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:26,776
Ms. Berry, I've said everything
I have to say to you.
471
00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:28,678
Either you do it this week,
or you fail.
472
00:18:28,712 --> 00:18:30,613
That's it. Next!
473
00:18:30,648 --> 00:18:32,649
Please get off my stage.
474
00:18:34,118 --> 00:18:35,919
Madame Tibideaux?
475
00:18:35,953 --> 00:18:37,053
Do you have a moment?
476
00:18:37,087 --> 00:18:38,822
If it's to reschedule
477
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,757
your Midwinter Critique,
then yes.
478
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:43,159
Otherwise, no,
I'm interviewing Mike Nichols
479
00:18:43,194 --> 00:18:45,328
at the 92nd Street Y
at 5:30.
480
00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,463
Um, so I was just hoping
481
00:18:47,498 --> 00:18:48,631
that we could maybe reschedule
482
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:49,833
for after my opening night.
483
00:18:51,268 --> 00:18:53,903
I thought I was very
clear about that.
484
00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:56,439
It's either this week
or you fail.
485
00:18:56,473 --> 00:18:57,874
I thought that
the appeal of NYADA
486
00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,008
was that we could explore
487
00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:00,210
other activities,
outside of the school.
488
00:19:00,244 --> 00:19:01,311
Yes.
489
00:19:01,345 --> 00:19:02,946
As long as you kept
your studies up.
490
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,681
But I've spoken
to your professors
491
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:06,015
and they say you
are underperforming
492
00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:07,350
egregiously.
493
00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:08,618
I'm sorry, who said that?
494
00:19:08,652 --> 00:19:10,420
- All of them.
- Uh... g...
495
00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:12,188
I have put up with
every single thing
496
00:19:12,223 --> 00:19:13,544
that this school
has thrown at me,
497
00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:15,658
including that lunatic
Cassandra July.
498
00:19:15,693 --> 00:19:18,862
Ms. Berry, you are
barely scraping by
499
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,997
and you have the nerve
to come in here
500
00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:23,800
and ask for special treatment
when you haven't earned it?
501
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:26,194
I'm sorry, I don't understand
why you're being so difficult.
502
00:19:26,737 --> 00:19:29,305
It is not just a critique.
503
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:32,242
This is about you deciding:
504
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:33,910
are you part of this community?
505
00:19:33,944 --> 00:19:36,346
Do you want to get your degree?
506
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,414
Do you care about the work,
507
00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:41,885
or is it just about
the spotlight?
508
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,353
That's what you have to decide.
509
00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:44,988
I did decide,
510
00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:46,522
and I chose I would do
whatever it takes
511
00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:47,790
to make it to Broadway,
512
00:19:47,825 --> 00:19:49,626
and that is why I fought
so hard to get into NYADA,
513
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,527
to help all of
my dreams come true,
514
00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:52,729
and they have.
515
00:19:52,763 --> 00:19:54,364
I-I am in my...
my dream show,
516
00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:55,865
playing my dream part,
517
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,567
and I'm not going to turn
my back on that, I'm sorry.
518
00:19:57,601 --> 00:19:59,569
Oh, come on, little girl.
519
00:19:59,603 --> 00:20:01,337
You are not the first supernova
520
00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:02,505
to come through here.
521
00:20:02,539 --> 00:20:05,742
You... are talented.
522
00:20:05,776 --> 00:20:07,577
You have drive.
523
00:20:07,611 --> 00:20:08,912
What you don't have
524
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,079
is you have no foundation.
525
00:20:10,114 --> 00:20:11,347
You don't listen
526
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,715
and you don't take direction.
527
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,384
That's why you need NYADA.
528
00:20:14,418 --> 00:20:16,886
You're not ready.
529
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:21,024
You're wrong.
530
00:20:21,058 --> 00:20:22,859
You're wrong and
I'm going to prove it to you.
531
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:23,960
Okay?
532
00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:25,261
I don't need NYADA anymore.
533
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:28,231
Especially not if
it's going to hold me back.
534
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,803
Think long and hard...
535
00:20:33,837 --> 00:20:36,439
about what you're
gonna say next.
536
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,376
I have.
537
00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:42,412
I quit.
538
00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:49,415
Look, he's very nice.
539
00:20:49,434 --> 00:20:50,760
Nobody's saying
that he's not nice.
540
00:20:50,779 --> 00:20:52,832
Yeah, and his impressions
were really good.
541
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,201
His Bill Cosby impression?
542
00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:55,302
Spot on.
543
00:20:55,336 --> 00:20:57,571
His impression of all
the Cosbys were good.
544
00:20:57,605 --> 00:21:00,307
And I don't think a Tempestt
Bledsoe impression is easy.
545
00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:02,221
- I'm surprised he found a toehold there.
- Me, too.
546
00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:04,611
All right. Well...
547
00:21:04,645 --> 00:21:06,179
what's the problem?
548
00:21:06,214 --> 00:21:08,448
Shaynice, can we just
stop skating around it
549
00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:10,450
and talk for real?
550
00:21:10,484 --> 00:21:11,785
Mercedes...
551
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,787
you're black, and he's white.
552
00:21:13,821 --> 00:21:15,155
Period.
553
00:21:15,189 --> 00:21:17,290
Girl, he's not just
white, he's blond.
554
00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:18,758
He's practically albino.
555
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:20,427
You can see the veins
in his temples.
556
00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:23,096
If you date a white dude,
557
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,598
you're gonna alienate
all the black women
558
00:21:24,632 --> 00:21:26,166
you want to buy your album
559
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,901
and you're gonna
piss off black men, too.
560
00:21:27,935 --> 00:21:29,970
The only people who will
buy your record are albinos.
561
00:21:30,004 --> 00:21:31,438
Well,
562
00:21:31,472 --> 00:21:33,139
maybe I don't care.
563
00:21:33,174 --> 00:21:34,140
Fine.
564
00:21:34,175 --> 00:21:35,408
Maybe you don't,
565
00:21:35,443 --> 00:21:36,443
but you should.
566
00:21:53,327 --> 00:21:54,361
Oh...
567
00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:55,695
"Well, you take the good
you take the bad,
568
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:56,696
"you take them both and
569
00:21:56,731 --> 00:21:58,298
there you have
the facts of life."
570
00:21:58,332 --> 00:22:00,233
Oh, I don't know what
it is about Mrs. Garrett.
571
00:22:00,268 --> 00:22:01,701
She just does it for me.
572
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:03,703
Natalie, you
always do well on your tests.
573
00:22:03,738 --> 00:22:05,238
But what if I don't?
574
00:22:05,273 --> 00:22:06,873
I can't do this.
575
00:22:06,907 --> 00:22:09,042
What? What do you,
what do you mean?
576
00:22:09,076 --> 00:22:10,543
I can't be with you.
577
00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:12,379
I can't date you
or be your girlfriend
578
00:22:12,413 --> 00:22:14,014
or whatever.
It was dinner, wasn't it?
579
00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:14,881
No.
580
00:22:17,218 --> 00:22:19,219
Nah, you know, I,
you know, I just, uh,
581
00:22:19,253 --> 00:22:22,289
when I get nervous I can't
stop talking and now you...
582
00:22:22,323 --> 00:22:24,291
your backup singers probably,
they hate me, don't they?
583
00:22:24,325 --> 00:22:25,458
No...
584
00:22:25,493 --> 00:22:26,493
They don't...
585
00:22:26,527 --> 00:22:27,494
they don't hate you.
586
00:22:27,528 --> 00:22:28,895
They like you just fine.
587
00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:31,965
I'm just worried about what
people are gonna think.
588
00:22:31,999 --> 00:22:34,534
Okay, well, then...
589
00:22:34,568 --> 00:22:35,702
I'm gonna ask you something,
590
00:22:35,736 --> 00:22:39,172
and I want you
to be honest with me.
591
00:22:39,206 --> 00:22:41,207
Does it have anything
to do with the fact
592
00:22:41,242 --> 00:22:43,843
that you're black and I'm white?
593
00:22:43,878 --> 00:22:46,780
I mean, think about it, Sam.
594
00:22:46,814 --> 00:22:50,650
How many black female artists
do you see dating white dudes?
595
00:22:50,685 --> 00:22:53,253
Because I've been thinking
about it all day
596
00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:54,688
and I can't think of one.
597
00:22:54,722 --> 00:22:56,356
What white folks
don't understand
598
00:22:56,390 --> 00:22:59,192
is people pay attention
to that kind of stuff.
599
00:22:59,226 --> 00:23:01,127
It's making a statement.
600
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,996
And I'm not sure
if that's the statement
601
00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:04,664
that I want to make, not now.
602
00:23:04,699 --> 00:23:05,665
I can't believe
you're saying this.
603
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,666
Okay, you know what?
604
00:23:06,701 --> 00:23:08,234
This, this isn't you,
605
00:23:08,269 --> 00:23:09,936
Mercedes, okay?
When we were in Glee Club,
606
00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:11,370
there-there were
all different types
607
00:23:11,372 --> 00:23:13,540
of people... there was gay,
straight, black, white,
608
00:23:13,574 --> 00:23:15,408
Tina, it didn't matter we would...
Sam.
609
00:23:15,443 --> 00:23:17,410
We are not
in high school anymore.
610
00:23:17,445 --> 00:23:19,446
Okay? We're not in Glee Club.
611
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,748
Okay? This is
the real world.
612
00:23:21,782 --> 00:23:23,116
That's all that we have.
613
00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:25,952
And the real world has rules.
614
00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:28,221
And I'm sorry, Sam, I really am.
615
00:23:28,255 --> 00:23:30,123
But this is just the way it is.
616
00:23:32,426 --> 00:23:34,928
You and I are not a couple.
617
00:23:34,962 --> 00:23:37,630
And I think you should move out.
618
00:23:51,712 --> 00:23:54,080
Hi! Thank you.
619
00:23:54,115 --> 00:23:56,349
Sorry that I'm late.
620
00:23:56,384 --> 00:23:57,617
I know what you did.
621
00:23:57,651 --> 00:23:58,618
You're crazy.
622
00:23:58,652 --> 00:24:01,020
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
623
00:24:01,055 --> 00:24:02,055
You really already
624
00:24:02,089 --> 00:24:03,656
- heard about that?
- Seriously?
625
00:24:03,691 --> 00:24:04,924
The gossip chain at NYADA is
626
00:24:04,959 --> 00:24:06,439
the most efficient
part of the school.
627
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:07,827
Okay, look, don't judge me.
It was the right thing to do.
628
00:24:07,862 --> 00:24:08,895
How can you say that?
629
00:24:08,929 --> 00:24:09,896
Two years ago you would've done
630
00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:10,964
anything humanly possible
631
00:24:10,998 --> 00:24:11,998
to force your way
into that school.
632
00:24:12,032 --> 00:24:13,233
And-and now you're
just gonna quit?
633
00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:15,268
Oh, my God, that was
before Fanny, okay?
634
00:24:15,302 --> 00:24:17,103
Everything changed
from that moment on.
635
00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:19,305
I understand that,
but an education from NYADA
636
00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:20,907
will give you options
in the future.
637
00:24:20,941 --> 00:24:22,275
Okay? Broadway is
a fickle business.
638
00:24:22,309 --> 00:24:24,010
What if this is
the last role you ever get?
639
00:24:24,044 --> 00:24:26,212
"Last role"? Really? Wow.
640
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,647
You are worse than Carmen.
641
00:24:27,681 --> 00:24:29,516
Is that honestly
what you think of me?
642
00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:32,318
Of course not. I'm just saying
you need to be smart about this.
643
00:24:32,328 --> 00:24:33,929
Okay, look, Kurt,
I'm just not interested
644
00:24:33,954 --> 00:24:36,122
in spending huge sums
of money on a school
645
00:24:36,157 --> 00:24:37,957
whose classes
I can barely even attend
646
00:24:37,992 --> 00:24:39,959
and a dean who doesn't
like me or support me.
647
00:24:39,994 --> 00:24:42,095
Yeah, that's not what it is.
She's just...
648
00:24:42,129 --> 00:24:43,530
We can play
the "what if" game all day long.
649
00:24:43,564 --> 00:24:45,432
But the point is that I have
the opportunity of a lifetime
650
00:24:45,466 --> 00:24:47,934
staring me in the face right now
and I can't let anything,
651
00:24:47,968 --> 00:24:50,370
whether it-it's school
or Carmen or the diner or..
652
00:24:50,404 --> 00:24:52,472
You know,
even my friends stop me
653
00:24:52,506 --> 00:24:54,040
from accomplishing my dreams.
654
00:24:54,074 --> 00:24:55,375
Okay, for the last time,
ch, I am begging you.
655
00:24:55,409 --> 00:24:56,709
Please don't do this.
656
00:24:56,744 --> 00:24:58,878
You know, I am so hurt right now
657
00:24:58,913 --> 00:25:01,247
that you are standing
in the corner with a failure
658
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:03,716
like Carmen Tibideaux
and not your best friend.
659
00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:05,985
I'm not on Carmen's side!
I'm on your side!
660
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,287
No, you're afraid, okay?
661
00:25:07,321 --> 00:25:08,688
You're afraid to venture out.
662
00:25:08,722 --> 00:25:09,756
You need a place like NYADA,
663
00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:12,492
where it's just
one big safe group,
664
00:25:12,526 --> 00:25:13,860
and no one takes any risks.
665
00:25:13,894 --> 00:25:14,861
That way, you guys
666
00:25:14,895 --> 00:25:16,095
can just avoid the fact
667
00:25:16,130 --> 00:25:18,364
of actually having
to grow up and be an adult.
668
00:25:18,399 --> 00:25:19,599
Screw you, Rachel.
669
00:25:19,633 --> 00:25:22,101
Wow. Okay.
670
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:29,342
Help!
671
00:25:29,376 --> 00:25:31,077
Help, help!
672
00:25:31,111 --> 00:25:33,213
Help!
673
00:25:33,247 --> 00:25:34,214
Help!
Shut up, faggot!
674
00:25:34,248 --> 00:25:35,682
Hey!
675
00:25:35,716 --> 00:25:37,484
Hey!
676
00:25:37,518 --> 00:25:38,751
Get off of him!
677
00:25:38,786 --> 00:25:39,886
Hey, look.
What is wrong with you?!
678
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,887
There's two of them now.
679
00:25:40,921 --> 00:25:42,922
Yeah, even numbers!
680
00:25:42,957 --> 00:25:45,258
What is wrong with you?!
681
00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:47,427
What decade are you from, huh?
I'm not afraid of you!
682
00:25:47,461 --> 00:25:49,762
You're just a bunch of cowards!
683
00:25:55,503 --> 00:25:57,504
Come on!
684
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,478
I mean, she just turned
and walked out.
685
00:26:08,503 --> 00:26:09,770
It was like
some horrible nightmare.
686
00:26:09,805 --> 00:26:11,339
I'm sorry, buddy.
687
00:26:11,373 --> 00:26:13,040
Wish I knew what to say.
688
00:26:13,075 --> 00:26:14,575
I mean, because I'm too white,
can you believe it?
689
00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:16,577
Like, I'm telling you
it's really hard
690
00:26:16,612 --> 00:26:18,079
to be a straight
white male these days.
691
00:26:18,113 --> 00:26:20,615
We should probably
change the subject.
692
00:26:20,649 --> 00:26:21,983
Hey, look on the bright side.
693
00:26:22,017 --> 00:26:23,718
We get to look for
our own place now.
694
00:26:23,752 --> 00:26:26,020
And, hey, I can give you
your old kazoo back.
695
00:26:26,054 --> 00:26:27,588
Remember this guy?
696
00:26:27,623 --> 00:26:28,956
Remember that?
Anytime you're feeling down,
697
00:26:28,991 --> 00:26:30,224
and you have trouble sleeping,
698
00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:31,692
just give that thing
a little toot,
699
00:26:31,727 --> 00:26:32,693
and I'll read you
700
00:26:32,728 --> 00:26:34,228
some Star Wars Fan Fiction!
701
00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:35,263
No, I don't really want to.
702
00:26:35,297 --> 00:26:36,197
Come on, it'll be fun!
703
00:26:36,231 --> 00:26:37,798
Hey, I just read a Web site
704
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:40,268
all about Ewoks
and how they're polygamists.
705
00:26:40,302 --> 00:26:42,136
How is that fan fin?
Of course they're polygamists.
706
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:43,604
That's obvious.
Hold on.
707
00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:45,206
Watch this, it's crazy.
708
00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:49,710
Hello?
709
00:26:49,745 --> 00:26:51,379
May I speak
to Mr. Blaine Anderson, please?
710
00:26:51,413 --> 00:26:53,247
Yeah, this is Blaine.
711
00:26:53,282 --> 00:26:54,715
Mr. Anderson,
do you know a Kurt Hummel?
712
00:26:57,519 --> 00:27:00,054
Sam, I don't want
to talk right now.
713
00:27:06,762 --> 00:27:08,996
Hey, what's up, girl?
714
00:27:10,499 --> 00:27:12,400
I know we're not
supposed to change the lines.
715
00:27:12,434 --> 00:27:14,902
I just, like, don't feel
like Fanny would say this.
716
00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:16,304
Just why don't...?
I'll-I'll do it
717
00:27:17,773 --> 00:27:19,106
And why don't you
just let me...?
718
00:27:19,141 --> 00:27:21,309
I'm sorry.
Rachel, phone call.
719
00:27:21,343 --> 00:27:23,644
They say it's urgent.
I'm sorry, one second.
720
00:27:23,679 --> 00:27:26,113
Hello?
721
00:27:26,148 --> 00:27:27,748
Kurt's been in an accident.
722
00:27:32,521 --> 00:27:34,121
Oh...
723
00:27:34,156 --> 00:27:35,523
Is he okay?
Is he awake yet?
724
00:27:35,557 --> 00:27:36,958
I have no idea.
They won't tell me anything.
725
00:27:36,992 --> 00:27:38,960
I'm not family.
726
00:27:40,796 --> 00:27:42,863
Is he okay?
727
00:27:42,898 --> 00:27:45,232
He has a hairline fracture
above his right eye socket.
728
00:27:45,267 --> 00:27:47,234
Some other cuts and bruising.
729
00:27:47,269 --> 00:27:49,971
And he will be okay.
730
00:27:50,005 --> 00:27:51,272
Now, he's sleeping now
from the morphine,
731
00:27:51,306 --> 00:27:53,307
but you can see him.
732
00:27:57,145 --> 00:27:58,646
Hey, Kurt, hey.
733
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,880
I know you're on a lot
of painkillers, buddy,
734
00:27:59,915 --> 00:28:01,649
but you can wake up.
735
00:28:01,683 --> 00:28:04,418
Sam, just leave him be.
736
00:28:04,453 --> 00:28:06,520
I just feel so responsible.
We had this huge fight.
737
00:28:06,555 --> 00:28:08,289
And then I just
left him all alone.
738
00:28:08,323 --> 00:28:11,192
If you'd been with him,
he would've done the same thing.
739
00:28:11,226 --> 00:28:12,927
I want to kill
whoever did this to him.
740
00:28:12,961 --> 00:28:13,961
Don't say that, Sam.
741
00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:14,996
You don't mean that.
742
00:28:19,668 --> 00:28:22,703
I just wish he could hear me.
743
00:28:22,738 --> 00:28:25,606
So I could tell him I was here.
744
00:28:30,412 --> 00:28:32,947
He knows we're here.
745
00:28:32,981 --> 00:28:34,982
He does.
746
00:28:37,753 --> 00:28:41,522
♪ Nothing's gonna harm you ♪
747
00:28:41,556 --> 00:28:46,460
♪ Not while I'm around ♪
748
00:28:46,495 --> 00:28:49,030
♪ Nothing's gonna harm you ♪
749
00:28:49,064 --> 00:28:51,032
♪ No, sir ♪
750
00:28:51,066 --> 00:28:55,136
♪ Not while I'm around. ♪
751
00:29:02,911 --> 00:29:06,247
♪ Being close and being clever ♪
752
00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:10,651
♪ Ain't like being true ♪
753
00:29:10,685 --> 00:29:13,954
♪ I don't need to,
I would never ♪
754
00:29:13,989 --> 00:29:17,892
♪ Hide a thing from you ♪
755
00:29:17,926 --> 00:29:22,797
♪ Like some ♪
756
00:29:22,831 --> 00:29:26,634
♪ Demons'll charm you
with a smile ♪
757
00:29:26,668 --> 00:29:29,403
♪ For a while ♪
758
00:29:29,438 --> 00:29:35,342
♪ But in time ♪
759
00:29:35,377 --> 00:29:40,948
♪ Nothing can harm you ♪
760
00:29:40,982 --> 00:29:44,685
♪ Not while ♪
761
00:29:44,719 --> 00:29:45,263
♪ I'm... ♪
762
00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:54,361
♪ Around. ♪
763
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,835
Hey.
764
00:30:08,869 --> 00:30:10,403
Thank you for coming.
765
00:30:10,437 --> 00:30:12,638
So, this is it, huh?
766
00:30:12,673 --> 00:30:14,040
Yup.
767
00:30:14,074 --> 00:30:16,142
I mean, Aretha Franklin,
768
00:30:16,176 --> 00:30:18,778
Ray Charles, Coltrane,
769
00:30:18,812 --> 00:30:20,513
Chaka Khan, Thelonious Monk,
770
00:30:20,547 --> 00:30:22,048
they all recorded here.
771
00:30:22,082 --> 00:30:24,417
Now, Mercedes Jones.
772
00:30:24,451 --> 00:30:26,686
Yeah, that's right.
773
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,388
You know,
774
00:30:29,423 --> 00:30:30,423
I've been thinking
775
00:30:30,457 --> 00:30:33,459
a lot about
our last conversation.
776
00:30:33,494 --> 00:30:35,294
Yeah, me, too.
777
00:30:35,329 --> 00:30:37,330
You had some good points.
778
00:30:37,364 --> 00:30:38,931
But I did, too.
779
00:30:41,268 --> 00:30:43,136
I can't pretend
that dating a white guy
780
00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:45,671
is not something that people
aren't going to notice.
781
00:30:45,706 --> 00:30:48,641
But then it occurred
to me that it's...
782
00:30:48,675 --> 00:30:51,644
so messed up that I even
took that into consideration.
783
00:30:51,678 --> 00:30:54,547
Me not dating someone
because they're white
784
00:30:54,581 --> 00:30:56,015
is like me telling someone
785
00:30:56,049 --> 00:30:58,151
I-I can't be their friend
because they're gay.
786
00:30:58,185 --> 00:30:59,819
I'm not gay.
787
00:30:59,853 --> 00:31:01,487
I know you're not gay, Sam.
788
00:31:03,991 --> 00:31:06,592
I don't really have
that much to say.
789
00:31:06,627 --> 00:31:11,330
I kind of just wanted to sing
about the way I feel.
790
00:31:11,365 --> 00:31:12,798
Could you...?
791
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:20,673
How's it going?
792
00:31:20,707 --> 00:31:23,209
Call me White Chocolate.
793
00:31:38,759 --> 00:31:42,695
♪ When the world
is seeing yellow ♪
794
00:31:42,729 --> 00:31:46,666
♪ I only see gray ♪
795
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:51,070
♪ When everybody
sees the rainbow ♪
796
00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:54,874
♪ I'm stuck in the rain ♪
797
00:31:54,908 --> 00:31:57,276
♪ You take
a little piece of me ♪
798
00:31:57,311 --> 00:31:59,612
♪ Every time you leave ♪
799
00:31:59,646 --> 00:32:03,349
♪ I don't think that I'll ever ♪
800
00:32:03,383 --> 00:32:06,886
♪ Find that silver lining ♪
801
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,523
♪ Or reason to smile ♪
802
00:32:10,557 --> 00:32:14,193
♪ You know I used to paint ♪
803
00:32:14,228 --> 00:32:17,129
♪ Such vibrant dreams ♪
804
00:32:17,164 --> 00:32:19,732
♪ Now I'm colorblind,
colorblind ♪
805
00:32:19,766 --> 00:32:23,202
♪ When did my heart ♪
806
00:32:23,237 --> 00:32:27,773
♪ Get so full of never mind,
never mind? ♪
807
00:32:27,808 --> 00:32:31,310
♪ Did you know that you stole ♪
808
00:32:31,345 --> 00:32:35,281
♪ The only thing I needed? ♪
809
00:32:35,315 --> 00:32:38,718
♪ Always black and white
in my eyes ♪
810
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:43,122
♪ I'm colorblind ♪
811
00:32:43,156 --> 00:32:46,993
♪ Ain't it funny
that you manage ♪
812
00:32:47,027 --> 00:32:50,429
♪ To just wash away? ♪
813
00:32:50,464 --> 00:32:55,034
♪ Even pictures
that you're not in ♪
814
00:32:55,068 --> 00:32:58,904
♪ Have started to fade ♪
815
00:32:58,939 --> 00:33:01,474
♪ I try to play
my favorite songs ♪
816
00:33:01,508 --> 00:33:03,542
♪ But I can't sing along ♪
817
00:33:03,577 --> 00:33:06,812
♪ The words don't
feel the same ♪
818
00:33:06,847 --> 00:33:11,050
♪ You've taken all
the best things from me ♪
819
00:33:11,084 --> 00:33:14,487
♪ And thrown them away ♪
820
00:33:14,521 --> 00:33:18,824
♪ You know I used to paint ♪
821
00:33:18,859 --> 00:33:21,227
♪ Such vibrant dreams ♪
822
00:33:21,261 --> 00:33:23,596
♪ Now I'm colorblind,
colorblind ♪
823
00:33:23,630 --> 00:33:27,833
♪ When did my heart ♪
824
00:33:27,868 --> 00:33:31,604
♪ Get so full of never mind,
never mind? ♪
825
00:33:31,638 --> 00:33:34,006
♪ Did you know ♪
826
00:33:34,041 --> 00:33:35,875
♪ That you stole ♪
827
00:33:35,909 --> 00:33:39,378
♪ The only thing I needed? ♪
828
00:33:39,413 --> 00:33:41,847
♪ Always black and white ♪
829
00:33:41,882 --> 00:33:43,382
♪ In my eyes ♪
830
00:33:43,417 --> 00:33:45,618
♪ I'm colorblind ♪
831
00:33:47,287 --> 00:33:51,424
♪ I'll wait... ♪
832
00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:54,694
♪ For roses to be red again ♪
833
00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:59,098
♪ And I hate... ♪
834
00:33:59,132 --> 00:34:02,868
♪ That you took my blue
from the ocean ♪
835
00:34:02,903 --> 00:34:05,604
♪ Give me back green greens ♪
836
00:34:05,639 --> 00:34:07,106
♪ And goldens ♪
837
00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:10,976
♪ My purples, my blues,
you stole them ♪
838
00:34:11,011 --> 00:34:16,749
♪ How long will love
be broken? ♪
839
00:34:18,518 --> 00:34:22,388
♪ You know I used to paint ♪
840
00:34:22,422 --> 00:34:25,558
♪ Such vibrant dreams ♪
841
00:34:25,592 --> 00:34:27,727
♪ Now I'm colorblind,
colorblind ♪
842
00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:31,897
♪ When did my heart ♪
843
00:34:31,932 --> 00:34:35,835
♪ Get so full of never mind,
never mind? ♪
844
00:34:35,869 --> 00:34:38,037
♪ Did you know ♪
845
00:34:38,071 --> 00:34:39,872
♪ That you stole ♪
846
00:34:39,906 --> 00:34:43,275
♪ The only thing I needed? ♪
847
00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:45,811
♪ Only black and white ♪
848
00:34:45,846 --> 00:34:47,480
♪ In my eyes ♪
849
00:34:47,514 --> 00:34:50,683
♪ I'm colorblind ♪
850
00:34:50,717 --> 00:34:53,652
♪ It's only black and white ♪
851
00:34:53,687 --> 00:34:55,921
♪ In my eyes ♪
852
00:34:55,956 --> 00:34:59,225
♪ I'm colorblind. ♪
853
00:35:10,771 --> 00:35:12,304
Hey.
854
00:35:12,339 --> 00:35:13,539
Kurt, what were you thinking?
855
00:35:15,509 --> 00:35:17,443
I mean, I know
what you were thinking, but...
856
00:35:17,477 --> 00:35:18,778
who do you think you are,
857
00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:21,013
Die Hard or Charles Bronson
or something?
858
00:35:21,047 --> 00:35:22,515
Those guys could've had a gun.
859
00:35:22,549 --> 00:35:23,716
What would you have done?
860
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:24,984
Just run, like they tell us?
861
00:35:25,018 --> 00:35:26,252
I played football, Kurt.
862
00:35:26,286 --> 00:35:27,153
So did I.
863
00:35:27,187 --> 00:35:28,154
As a kicker!
864
00:35:28,188 --> 00:35:29,422
That's the same attitude
865
00:35:29,456 --> 00:35:30,456
that makes these guys think
866
00:35:30,490 --> 00:35:31,557
that they can do
whatever they want.
867
00:35:31,591 --> 00:35:32,558
Oh, come on.
868
00:35:32,592 --> 00:35:34,026
You could've called the cops...
869
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:35,561
you could've gotten help...
870
00:35:38,568 --> 00:35:40,008
Now, look, I'm proud
of what you did,
871
00:35:40,033 --> 00:35:41,133
but come on, man.
872
00:35:41,168 --> 00:35:42,334
Use your head!
873
00:35:42,369 --> 00:35:45,004
You realize how lucky you are?
874
00:35:45,038 --> 00:35:46,806
And what are you saying about
875
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,274
that other gay kid that
you saved that night?
876
00:35:48,308 --> 00:35:49,675
He's... he isn't brave?
877
00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:51,610
He's not as strong as you?
878
00:35:51,645 --> 00:35:53,379
I don't know what his story is.
879
00:35:53,413 --> 00:35:54,680
I only know what mine is.
880
00:35:54,714 --> 00:35:56,215
And I've been
fighting these guys
881
00:35:56,249 --> 00:35:58,584
for a really long time.
882
00:36:01,354 --> 00:36:03,355
I've been fighting, too.
883
00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:05,391
Okay?
884
00:36:12,332 --> 00:36:13,299
I don't know, man.
885
00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:15,334
I mean, it's just, uh...
886
00:36:18,038 --> 00:36:20,039
I can't believe that
this happened here.
887
00:36:21,975 --> 00:36:23,809
You know?
I mean, this is New York City.
888
00:36:23,844 --> 00:36:25,845
I mean, come on,
this isn't Kansas.
889
00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:27,680
Am I an idiot
890
00:36:27,714 --> 00:36:29,315
because I thought
you'd be safe here?
891
00:36:29,349 --> 00:36:30,683
Safer?
892
00:36:32,986 --> 00:36:34,620
Look at your beautiful face.
893
00:36:34,654 --> 00:36:35,788
I'm not upset
894
00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:37,556
about it, actually.
895
00:36:37,591 --> 00:36:39,291
Kind of hoping for a scar.
896
00:36:39,326 --> 00:36:40,493
Is that weird?
897
00:36:40,527 --> 00:36:42,027
Yes.
898
00:36:42,062 --> 00:36:43,195
It's weird.
899
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:45,998
I hurt, just...
not on the inside.
900
00:36:46,032 --> 00:36:47,867
And you know what?
901
00:36:48,902 --> 00:36:51,403
Now I know who I am,
without a doubt.
902
00:36:51,438 --> 00:36:52,972
You know who that is?
903
00:36:53,006 --> 00:36:54,974
Is it Braveheart?
904
00:36:55,008 --> 00:36:57,176
Your son.
905
00:36:57,210 --> 00:36:59,211
The man you raised.
906
00:37:05,085 --> 00:37:07,086
I'm glad you're okay.
907
00:37:10,257 --> 00:37:12,258
Just... don't do it again.
908
00:37:13,627 --> 00:37:15,127
Unless I'm right next to you.
909
00:37:16,563 --> 00:37:18,364
We'll take 'em together?
910
00:37:23,758 --> 00:37:24,725
Hey.
911
00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:26,226
Are you sure
you're up for this?
912
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:27,394
You just got
out of the hospital.
913
00:37:27,428 --> 00:37:28,962
You don't have to do this.
914
00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,797
I do.
915
00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,833
And I want to.
916
00:37:49,717 --> 00:37:52,152
I heard he woke up.
917
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:54,287
I heard he's gonna be okay.
918
00:38:12,173 --> 00:38:14,174
Can I come in?
919
00:38:19,571 --> 00:38:22,091
You know, just because you said
you were gonna drop out of NYADA
920
00:38:22,116 --> 00:38:23,717
doesn't mean you have
to go through with it.
921
00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:25,952
I've made my decision.
Okay?
922
00:38:25,987 --> 00:38:27,954
College just isn't for me.
923
00:38:27,989 --> 00:38:29,623
Because it's too safe?
924
00:38:31,595 --> 00:38:33,836
Because it's for people like me
who never take any risks?
925
00:38:33,861 --> 00:38:35,295
I'm sorry. I...
926
00:38:35,329 --> 00:38:37,330
I should never have said that.
927
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:41,368
It's okay.
928
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:43,737
We've had worse
arguments than that.
929
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,841
Kurt, I, um...
930
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,343
look, I'll say it
till the day I die:
931
00:38:50,378 --> 00:38:52,712
you're the most talented person
that I've ever met,
932
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,348
and you've taken more risks
in your life
933
00:38:55,383 --> 00:38:58,718
than I ever have
or ever will and...
934
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,787
I just... I don't want
another minute to go by
935
00:39:00,822 --> 00:39:02,689
without telling you
that I love you.
936
00:39:02,723 --> 00:39:04,157
And you're my best friend
937
00:39:04,192 --> 00:39:06,293
and I'm just glad
that you're okay.
938
00:39:06,327 --> 00:39:08,361
God, you're sappy.
939
00:39:10,631 --> 00:39:13,333
But you're my best friend, too.
940
00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:14,768
And you know I love you.
941
00:39:14,802 --> 00:39:17,504
Okay.
942
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,476
- All right.
- Monday night potluck, yo!
943
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:23,643
Let's go have some food.
944
00:39:23,678 --> 00:39:24,644
Hi!
945
00:39:24,679 --> 00:39:26,046
What's up, everybody?
946
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,380
Mercedes and I have
an announcement.
947
00:39:27,415 --> 00:39:28,381
Drumroll, please.
948
00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:30,884
Well, Sam and I...
949
00:39:30,918 --> 00:39:33,186
We are officially dating again.
950
00:39:33,221 --> 00:39:35,722
Wait. Were you guys
ever really dating?
951
00:39:35,756 --> 00:39:36,857
- Mm, not really.
- Yeah.
952
00:39:36,891 --> 00:39:38,191
Yeah, your relationship
953
00:39:38,226 --> 00:39:39,626
has always been kind of weird.
954
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:40,961
Okay, that's racist.
955
00:39:40,995 --> 00:39:41,995
No, they're right,
956
00:39:42,029 --> 00:39:44,164
because you guys
had that summer fling
957
00:39:44,198 --> 00:39:46,266
and then you moved away
and then you came back
958
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,468
and then you dated for a
few more weeks, but...
959
00:39:48,503 --> 00:39:50,403
I mean, I don't think any of
us ever saw any chemistry.
960
00:39:50,438 --> 00:39:52,372
Okay, how's this for chemistry?
961
00:39:52,406 --> 00:39:53,573
Ooh! Oh...
962
00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,775
- Okay.
- Okay.
963
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,244
Well, um, I have an
announcement to make.
964
00:39:57,278 --> 00:39:58,845
Yes, we know. Funny Girl
starts in two weeks.
965
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,180
You've been tweeting
about it every day.
966
00:40:00,214 --> 00:40:01,615
- Yes.
- No.
967
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,050
So Kurt is singing
tomorrow at NYADA
968
00:40:04,085 --> 00:40:05,485
for his Midwinter Critique.
969
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,220
And it's really
important for his grade,
970
00:40:07,255 --> 00:40:09,422
and although I won't be
attending the school anymore,
971
00:40:09,457 --> 00:40:11,992
I will be there in support,
972
00:40:12,026 --> 00:40:13,126
and to also witness
973
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,928
what will undoubtedly be
an amazing performance.
974
00:40:14,962 --> 00:40:16,463
So I really hope that you guys
975
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,398
can be there and join me.
976
00:40:18,432 --> 00:40:20,634
Well, I don't know about
the rest of you fools,
977
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,669
but I wouldn't miss
it for the world.
978
00:40:22,703 --> 00:40:23,670
To Kurt.
979
00:40:23,704 --> 00:40:24,671
To Kurt!
980
00:40:24,705 --> 00:40:26,139
To Kurt. To Kurt. To Kurt.
981
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,174
To Kurt.
982
00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:30,043
Cheers, buddy.
983
00:40:32,113 --> 00:40:34,481
♪ Good times and bum times ♪
984
00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:38,451
♪ I've seen 'em all
and my dear ♪
985
00:40:38,486 --> 00:40:41,087
♪ I'm still here ♪
986
00:40:41,122 --> 00:40:44,024
♪ Plush velvet sometimes ♪
987
00:40:44,058 --> 00:40:47,260
♪ Sometimes just
pretzels and beer ♪
988
00:40:47,295 --> 00:40:49,262
♪ But I'm here ♪
989
00:40:49,297 --> 00:40:52,532
♪ Oh, I've stuffed the dailies ♪
990
00:40:52,567 --> 00:40:55,135
♪ In my shoes ♪
991
00:40:55,169 --> 00:40:57,470
♪ Strummed ukuleles ♪
992
00:40:57,505 --> 00:40:59,739
♪ I've sung the blues ♪
993
00:40:59,774 --> 00:41:03,443
♪ Seen all my dreams disappear ♪
994
00:41:03,477 --> 00:41:05,478
♪ But I'm here ♪
995
00:41:07,248 --> 00:41:10,450
♪ Oh, I've been through Reno ♪
996
00:41:10,484 --> 00:41:14,120
♪ I've been through
Beverly Hills ♪
997
00:41:14,155 --> 00:41:16,957
♪ And I'm here ♪
998
00:41:16,991 --> 00:41:18,892
♪ Reefers and vino ♪
999
00:41:18,926 --> 00:41:21,461
♪ Rest cures, religion
and pills ♪
1000
00:41:21,495 --> 00:41:23,897
♪ But I'm here ♪
1001
00:41:23,931 --> 00:41:28,201
♪ I've been called
a pinko commie tool ♪
1002
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:33,106
♪ Got through it stinko
by my pool ♪
1003
00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:35,976
♪ Still someone said,
"She's sincere" ♪
1004
00:41:36,010 --> 00:41:40,580
♪ So I'm here ♪
1005
00:41:40,615 --> 00:41:42,849
♪ Black sable one day ♪
1006
00:41:42,883 --> 00:41:45,151
♪ Next day it goes into hock ♪
1007
00:41:45,186 --> 00:41:47,921
♪ But I'm here ♪
1008
00:41:47,955 --> 00:41:51,024
♪ First you're another
sloe-eyed vamp ♪
1009
00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:53,260
♪ Then someone's mother ♪
1010
00:41:53,294 --> 00:41:54,928
♪ Then you're camp ♪
1011
00:41:54,962 --> 00:41:58,231
♪ I'm almost through
my memoirs ♪
1012
00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:01,735
♪ And I'm here ♪
1013
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:02,969
♪ I've gotten through ♪
1014
00:42:03,004 --> 00:42:06,206
♪ "Hey, lady,
aren't you whoozis? ♪
1015
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,174
♪ Wow, what a looker you were" ♪
1016
00:42:08,209 --> 00:42:13,513
♪ Or better yet, "Sorry,
I thought you were whoozis ♪
1017
00:42:13,547 --> 00:42:17,784
♪ Whatever happened to her?" ♪
1018
00:42:17,818 --> 00:42:21,288
♪ Good times and bum times ♪
1019
00:42:21,322 --> 00:42:25,825
♪ I've seen 'em all
and I'm still here ♪
1020
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:28,361
♪ Plush velvet sometimes ♪
1021
00:42:28,396 --> 00:42:30,930
♪ Sometimes just
pretzels and beer ♪
1022
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:34,367
♪ But I'm here ♪
1023
00:42:34,402 --> 00:42:36,836
♪ Lord knows
at least I've been there ♪
1024
00:42:36,871 --> 00:42:40,540
♪ And I'm here ♪
1025
00:42:40,574 --> 00:42:45,312
♪ I'm still here ♪
1026
00:42:47,114 --> 00:42:48,682
Kurt Hummel is here!
1027
00:42:48,716 --> 00:42:51,051
♪ Whoo ♪
1028
00:42:51,085 --> 00:42:53,320
♪ Yeah! ♪
1029
00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:10,039
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