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Don't get me wrong.
I know this is a sad day
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for McKinley
and that we've come back
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to reflect on everything
the glee club has meant to us.
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But still, I figured they'd
at least put up a poster saying
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"Welcome back, Mercedes."
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I mean, look, no confetti.
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No red carpet
even though I called.
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I'm the biggest Broadway Star I'm
the biggest recording artist
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this school's ever produced!
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- What the hell?!
- What happened?!
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- I would be so excited.
- I'm excited.
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- Are you nervous?
- I mean, like, a little.
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Of course she is!
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- It's your Broadway debut!
- I know!
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Oh, my God.
I can't wait
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for that album to drop.
Thank you.
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I mean, come on. She
wrote a couple of songs.
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Big whoop.
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So what? She got cast
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in a play
as an annoying Jewish girl.
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What a surprise.
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There's only one way
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to assert
my God-given superiority.
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Sit front and
center in the Rachel chair.
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Greet each other.
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Hello, Rachel.
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I am so happy to hear
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about all of your success.
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Oh, thank you so much, Mercedes.
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And you are looking well.
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Thank you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'll make my way
to the back of the bus.
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100 lessons.
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Hey, can I get Finn's plaque
when we clear this place out?
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No, the plaque stays here.
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Lillian and Finn
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belong here at McKinley.
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It means so much to me
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that so many of you came
back on such short notice
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to celebrate the
past few years.
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To sit in this room
one last time
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and sing.
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Your assignment is to sing
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one of the songs
we sang in here,
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but reinvented in some way.
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Way back in the old days
when I started the glee club,
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I would give an assignment,
and then I would...
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I would give
a little demonstration
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of what I was looking for.
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Yeah!
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See, you all cheer now,
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but just wait
till he starts rapping.
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Okay, no hip-hop today, Santana.
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However, I have asked a very
special person to come join me.
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And it seemed appropriate
since her contributions
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helped save the glee club,
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or at least the auditorium
way back when.
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Please welcome, all the
way from Broadway,
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Miss April Rhodes!
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Hey, y'all!
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You know, she once taught
me how to shoplift meat
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- in my vagina.
- Ew.
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Right?
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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So, Mr. Moneybags says
to me, he says,
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"April Rhodes,
you sing like an angel
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"and make love like a tiger.
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"But the old ball and chain's
got your number.
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So I'm afraid
I gots to set you loose."
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So, you know what he did?
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He bought me an island!
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That's right.
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I own my own island
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in the Caribbean called
Santa Abrilrodeo.
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It's not war-torn
or filled with landslides
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or got destitute locals in it.
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Just me
and my manservant Kadeem.
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With long, sensuous nights
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full of home-brewed poi
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and intimate massage...
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Okay, thank you, April,
for that...
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wonderful lesson
in female empowerment.
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Amen!
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Amen, but...
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why are we all holding
these plastic champagne flutes?
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'Cause we are about to pop
the cork with some bubbly.
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But don't worry,
this Spumante is virgin.
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Probably like you will be
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for a long time.
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Anyways...
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Will and I want you
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to raise your glass
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to celebrate the
glee club by singing
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hands down the best song
New Directions! ever did.
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Wait a second, the New
Directions! never sang
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"Raise Your Glass."
The Warblers did that.
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I was wondering
why it didn't annoy me
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every time I heard it
in my head.
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I always have had
a soft spot in my heart
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for you prep school boys.
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Well...
Honk!
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Hit it, boys.
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♪ Right, right,
turn off the lights ♪
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♪ We're gonna lose
our minds tonight ♪
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♪ What's the deal, yo? ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ I love when it's
all too much ♪
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♪ 5:00 a.m. turn the radio up ♪
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♪ Where's the rock and roll? ♪
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♪ Nar-na-nar-na-nar-nar, whoa! ♪
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♪ Party crasher,
panty snatcher ♪
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♪ Call me up
if you're a gangsta ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ Don't be fancy ♪
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♪ Just get dancing ♪
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♪ Why so serious? ♪
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♪ So raise your glass
if you are wrong ♪
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♪ In all the right ways ♪
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♪ All my underdogs ♪
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♪ We will never be,
never be anything but loud ♪
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♪ And nitty gritty
dirty little freaks ♪
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♪ Won't you come on and come on
and raise your glass ♪
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♪ Just come on and come on
and raise your glass ♪
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♪ Won't you come on and come on
and raise your glass ♪
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♪ Just come on and come on
and raise your glass ♪
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Oh, no.
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My glass is empty.
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That sucks.
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♪ So if you're
too school for cool ♪
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♪ And you're treated
like a fool ♪
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♪ Treated like a fool ♪
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♪ You can choose to let it go ♪
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♪ Choose to let it go ♪
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♪ We can always, we can always ♪
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♪ Party on our own ♪
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♪ So raise your ♪
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♪ So raise your glass ♪
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♪ If you are wrong ♪
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♪ In all the right ways ♪
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♪ All my underdogs ♪
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♪ We will never be,
never be anything but loud ♪
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♪ And nitty gritty ♪
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♪ And nitty gritty
dirty little freaks ♪
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♪ Won't you come on and come on
and raise your glass ♪
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♪ Just come on and come on
and raise your glass ♪
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♪ Won't you come on and come on
and raise your glass ♪
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♪ For me ♪ Just come on and
come on and raise your glass ♪
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♪ For me. ♪
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I was The Saw.
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That's what they called me.
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I sliced through this school
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like, well, like a saw.
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Dude got in my way?
Sawed him.
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Set my sights on a chick?
Sawed her.
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It would've been like a horror
movie if I wasn't so awesome.
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But that guy's gone now.
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I have a purpose.
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To defend our great country
with my superior airpower.
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I don't look back.
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The past is dead to me.
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Except for maybe
just one thing.
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Hey, Puck.
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Hey.
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So, uh, have you noticed
how hot I look in my uniform?
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It does look a little bit itchy.
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Are you serious or...?
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I'm just kidding.
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You look really handsome.
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It's not just
the uniform, either.
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You've got this newfound
confidence about you.
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So, um,
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do you know what song you're
gonna sing for the glee club?
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I'm not sure.
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Maybe we could go to Breadstix.
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Mull some potentials.
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You know it's my tickle spot!
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Hi.
Hi.
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I got bored
sitting at the hotel.
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Who's this?
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Puck, this is my boyfriend.
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Biff Macintosh.
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Like the Apple?
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Yeah, exactly like it.
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My family planted the first
Macintosh apple orchard
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in Pennsylvania.
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So, every time you have
one of our apples,
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we get a nickel.
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This is my very old,
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dear, dear friend
Noah Puckerman.
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Puck, Puckerman.
Is that Jewish?
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She never told you about me?
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How long you been going out?
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About three months.
Well, you know,
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Quinn doesn't really like
to talk about her past,
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which is why I insisted
on coming back
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too see it for
myself, as boring
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as you said it might be.
Mmm.
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I said, "If you want
to meet Mother,
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I have to really get
to know you first."
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Wait, you call your mother
"Mother"?
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I need to show Biff
the auditorium.
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Thank you so much.
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It's been great
talking to you, Puck.
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It was good to meet you.
Nice uniform.
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Looks a little itchy, though.
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Hey. I've been looking
for you everywhere.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to prove
the Reimann hypothesis.
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Who's forcing you to do this?
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My colleagues at M.I.T.
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They said I had the most
gifted mind in a generation.
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Miss Pierce?
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What's five billion,
752 million,
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divided by 958 million,
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715,548?
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I don't know. Six?
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I just wish that I could have
my old life back,
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where I wasn't a
mathematical genius
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and all I wanted to do
was to scissor you
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and to talk to my cat.
Well,
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what do you say you and I
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reunite a little threesome
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called the Unholy Trinity?
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♪ Ah, ah ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Baby, can't you see ♪
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♪ I'm calling ♪
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♪ A guy like you ♪
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♪ Should wear a warning ♪
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♪ It's dangerous ♪
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♪ I'm falling ♪
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♪ There's no escape ♪
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♪ I can't wait ♪
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♪ I need a hit ♪
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♪ Baby, give me it ♪
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♪ You're dangerous,
I'm loving it ♪
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♪ Too high, can't come down ♪
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♪ It's in the air
and it's all around ♪
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♪ Can you feel me now? ♪
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♪ With a taste of your lips,
I'm on a ride ♪
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♪ You're toxic,
I'm slipping under ♪
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♪ With a taste
of a poison paradise ♪
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♪ I'm addicted to you ♪
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♪ Don't you know
that you're toxic? ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Ho, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ With a taste of your lips,
I'm on a ride ♪
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♪ You're toxic,
I'm slipping under ♪
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♪ With a taste
of a poison paradise ♪
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♪ I'm addicted to you ♪
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♪ Don't you know
that you're toxic? ♪
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♪ Intoxicate me now ♪
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♪ With your loving now ♪
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♪ I think I'm ready now,
I think I'm ready now ♪
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♪ Intoxicate me now ♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ With your loving now ♪
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♪ I think I'm ready now ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
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That is what I'm
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talking about, kiddos.
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What did you think,
Mr. Preppy McDimplebutt?
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Oh, I thought it was, um,
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very energetic.
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Dude, you were texting
the whole time.
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Yeah, well, he's very busy.
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He's, um, president of a...
of a secret society
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and also captain
of the water polo team.
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You were great.
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Oh.
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Well, you were amazing as usual.
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No, I wasn't.
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During the bridge,
I was out of sync
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one 16th of a seventh step.
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What are you talking about?
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You're the most amazing dancer
I've ever met.
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No, I need to focus
on what I'm good at.
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Quantitative algorithms.
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And if there's any
time left in the day,
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hosting my popular
Internet talk show.
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♪ Fondue for Two,
Fondue for Two ♪
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♪ That's some hot dish
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♪ Fondue for Two. ♪
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Hello, America.
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I'm Brittany S. Pierce,
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and Fondue for Two
has been on hiatus
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because, as it turns out,
I'm a genius.
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Tonight's guests
are two of McKinley's
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most famous
nonmathematical geniuses,
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Mercedes Jones
and Rachel Berry.
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- Question, Rachel.
- Yes.
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You're currently rehearsing for
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the lead role
in a Broadway musical.
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You're also working full-time
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as a singing waitress at a diner
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and enrolled full-time
as a student at NYADA.
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That's correct.
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Would you agree that it's
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slightly irresponsible
for you to leave New York
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for an entire week
for no other reason
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than the glee club's
been canceled?
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00:11:42,213 --> 00:11:43,513
Uh, no, I-I just...
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When are the lies going to stop?
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You don't even live in New York.
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I'm not even sure
you've been to New York.
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Brittany, we went
to New York together.
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Don't change the subject.
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Are your cats making out?
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Yes, they are.
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Mercedes, how would you
respond to the rumors
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that you're a really
good dancer... Ha!
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But you hid the fact
the entire time
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you were in Glee Club
so Mr. Shue
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would allow you to, quote,
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"Park and Bark"?
No comment.
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Good. Last question.
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Do you know what song
you're going to sing
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for Mr. Shue's last assignment?
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Yes. "Defying Gravity."
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00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:16,413
What?!
No, you can't sing that song.
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00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:18,581
Kurt and I are singing it,
but we're switching parts
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so that I can belt out
the high note at the end.
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That's not reinventing a song.
You can't do that.
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00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,421
You know what, Mercedes?
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00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:26,156
Why don't we settle this
the old-fashioned way?
328
00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:27,290
A diva-off?
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00:12:27,324 --> 00:12:29,659
Oh, hell to the yes.
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It's on.
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00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:35,545
I've never really noticed
because I haven't spent
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that much time around them,
333
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,999
but poor people are
generally less attractive
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than rich ones.
335
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,001
It means so much to me
that you came back here.
336
00:12:44,036 --> 00:12:46,704
You know, it makes us
feel so much more real.
337
00:12:46,739 --> 00:12:48,806
Yeah, well, we are very real.
338
00:12:48,841 --> 00:12:50,475
I love you, Quinn,
and I want to
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really get to know you.
340
00:12:51,677 --> 00:12:52,917
Well, what do you want to know?
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I can tell you so many things,
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00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,114
like the time that I...
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00:12:56,148 --> 00:12:57,448
Oh, no, not you.
344
00:12:57,483 --> 00:12:59,283
Hey, guys.
Come here. Yeah, you.
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Come on.
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00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:04,355
Hey, guys.
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00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:07,125
Hi. Santana Lopez.
348
00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:09,260
Word on the street is
that you're old money.
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00:13:09,294 --> 00:13:11,195
I'm a lesbian, but I'm
totally into that.
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Mike Chang, Asian dancer.
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00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:15,566
And I'm Artie Abrams.
I may look like
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a dweeb in a wheelchair, but
my girlfriend's a cheerleader.
353
00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:19,637
So, what about Quinn?
How would you describe her
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00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:20,638
in one sentence?
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00:13:20,672 --> 00:13:21,973
She's constantly surprising you.
356
00:13:22,007 --> 00:13:24,475
Like, one year, she showed up
to school in the fall
357
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,144
and decided she wanted
to be a skank.
358
00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:29,280
She dyed her hair pink, she
got a Ryan Seacrest tattoo,
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00:13:29,314 --> 00:13:31,649
and then lit a purple
piano on fire.
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00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:34,552
Hold
on one second.
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00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,120
Piano?
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00:13:36,155 --> 00:13:38,089
They're-They're messing
with you. Honey, I forgot
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00:13:38,123 --> 00:13:40,358
my purse in the car,
and I'd really love
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00:13:40,392 --> 00:13:41,826
my lipstick
and some lady things.
365
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,294
Oh, absolutely.
I'll go get it
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00:13:43,328 --> 00:13:45,096
for you, sweetheart.
No worries.
367
00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:51,002
What the hell was that?
368
00:13:51,036 --> 00:13:53,304
I am trying to present myself
in a particular way.
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00:13:53,338 --> 00:13:55,072
Biff's family is Philadelphia
Main Line society,
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00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:57,742
and if I get in with that,
then my life is set.
371
00:13:57,776 --> 00:14:00,678
How do you cover up the tattoo, you know?
Like, what? Magic?
372
00:14:00,712 --> 00:14:04,348
I pay my roommate to apply
three coats of cover-up makeup
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00:14:04,383 --> 00:14:06,017
to my lower back
before I see him.
374
00:14:06,051 --> 00:14:07,518
Does he know about us?
About Beth?
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00:14:07,553 --> 00:14:09,854
I will tell him everything
when I'm ready.
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00:14:12,858 --> 00:14:14,625
The agreement
clearly states
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that the provider of the funds,
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in this case, the April Rhodes
Charitable Foundation...
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independent LLC...
is, quote, "solely responsible
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"for the maintenance and
operation of this facility
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until such funds
are no longer provided."
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00:14:27,506 --> 00:14:28,506
Which means?
383
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:29,707
Which means, as long
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00:14:29,741 --> 00:14:31,209
as I'm paying
for that auditorium,
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00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:33,678
I gets to say
who performs there.
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00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:35,546
If you'd like
to start paying for it...
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00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:36,581
We can't do that.
388
00:14:36,615 --> 00:14:38,015
School doesn't have the money.
389
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:40,117
Then it sounds to me
like the glee club is saved
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00:14:40,152 --> 00:14:41,552
and that we're moving full-time
to the auditorium.
391
00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:44,021
I will have my team review this
and get back to you tomorrow.
392
00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:46,724
Uh, and let's hold off on
any official announcements
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00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,860
until then. Agreed?
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00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,629
Let's get some box wine
to celebrate!
395
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:52,797
Wow!
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00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:56,133
Becky.
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00:14:57,186 --> 00:14:58,946
There's something fishy going on
around here.
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00:14:58,971 --> 00:15:00,705
We're gonna get
to the bottom of it.
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00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,007
All right, everybody,
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00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,243
I wish I could say
that this week isn't about
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00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:06,510
competing against each other,
402
00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:08,179
but time for
one last diva-off!
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00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,614
And apparently, the only song
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00:15:09,648 --> 00:15:12,049
we can sing in a diva-off
is "Defying Gravity."
405
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:15,319
Wait. So we have to listen
to Kurt shred that note again?
406
00:15:15,354 --> 00:15:17,321
For the millionth time,
I did it on purpose.
407
00:15:17,356 --> 00:15:19,490
And after we're
done singing the song,
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00:15:19,524 --> 00:15:20,892
there will be a secret ballot
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00:15:20,926 --> 00:15:23,127
where you guys can finally
answer the age-old question:
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00:15:23,161 --> 00:15:26,998
Who is the true star
of the glee club,
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00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:28,733
me or Mercedes?
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00:15:30,802 --> 00:15:33,404
All I've ever wanted in here
was to feel chosen.
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00:15:33,438 --> 00:15:34,639
It's funny, even now,
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00:15:34,673 --> 00:15:36,374
all of the success
in the outside world
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00:15:36,408 --> 00:15:37,909
doesn't feel as important.
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00:15:37,943 --> 00:15:41,579
♪ Something has changed
within me ♪
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00:15:41,613 --> 00:15:44,415
♪ Something is not the same ♪
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00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:48,386
♪ I'm through with playing
by the rules ♪
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00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,855
♪ Of someone else's game ♪
420
00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:54,025
♪ Too late
for second-guessing ♪
421
00:15:54,059 --> 00:15:56,928
♪ Too late to go back to sleep ♪
422
00:15:56,962 --> 00:16:00,364
♪ It's time to trust
my instincts ♪
423
00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:03,601
♪ Close my eyes and leap ♪
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00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:06,370
♪ It's time to try ♪
425
00:16:06,405 --> 00:16:09,740
♪ Defying gravity ♪
426
00:16:09,775 --> 00:16:12,576
♪ I think I'll try ♪
427
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:16,047
♪ Defying gravity ♪
428
00:16:16,081 --> 00:16:18,649
♪ Kiss me good-bye ♪
429
00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:21,953
♪ I'm defying gravity ♪
430
00:16:21,987 --> 00:16:26,624
♪ And you won't bring me down ♪
431
00:16:27,826 --> 00:16:29,794
♪ No... ♪
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00:16:29,828 --> 00:16:33,664
♪ I'm through accepting limits ♪
433
00:16:33,699 --> 00:16:36,634
♪ 'Cause someone says
they're so ♪
434
00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:39,804
♪ Some things I cannot change ♪
435
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:43,407
♪ But till I try
I'll never know ♪
436
00:16:43,442 --> 00:16:47,244
♪ Too long I've been afraid
of losing love ♪
437
00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:49,180
♪ I guess I've lost ♪
438
00:16:49,214 --> 00:16:52,249
♪ Well, if that's love,
it comes at ♪
439
00:16:52,284 --> 00:16:55,653
♪ Much too high a cost ♪
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00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:58,389
♪ I'd sooner buy ♪
441
00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:01,659
♪ Defying gravity ♪
442
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:04,228
♪ Kiss me good-bye ♪
443
00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:08,366
♪ I'm defying gravity ♪
444
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,501
♪ I think I'll try ♪
445
00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:14,138
♪ Defying gravity ♪
446
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:17,742
♪ And you won't bring me down ♪
447
00:17:17,776 --> 00:17:20,478
♪ I'd sooner buy ♪
448
00:17:20,512 --> 00:17:24,048
♪ Defying gravity ♪
449
00:17:24,082 --> 00:17:26,584
♪ Kiss me good-bye ♪
450
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:30,054
♪ I'm defying gravity ♪
451
00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:32,857
♪ I think I'll try ♪
452
00:17:32,891 --> 00:17:34,558
♪ Defying gravity ♪
453
00:17:35,894 --> 00:17:39,096
♪ And you won't bring me down ♪
454
00:17:40,332 --> 00:17:42,333
♪ Bring me down! ♪
455
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:46,103
♪ Down... ♪
456
00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:50,007
Bravo!
457
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,409
The song should be
on the Broadway.
458
00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:52,543
All right, let's stop
459
00:17:52,577 --> 00:17:53,811
playing around.
It's time to vote.
460
00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:55,646
Actually, let's just
take a beat and...
461
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,715
and just enjoy how amazing
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00:17:57,749 --> 00:17:59,450
those performances were.
We'll sleep on it
463
00:17:59,484 --> 00:18:01,045
and vote tomorrow.
But today, right now,
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00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,220
you are all winners.
465
00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:10,527
Knight takes pawn.
466
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,434
Kiki, your move.
467
00:18:17,468 --> 00:18:20,837
Pawn to A6.
468
00:18:20,872 --> 00:18:24,574
Clever, for a pinko Communist.
469
00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:26,777
- Knight to C3.
- Brittany,
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00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:28,912
what the hell is this?
471
00:18:28,947 --> 00:18:31,882
The chess club is
helping me re-create
472
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:35,252
the historic 1972
World Championship
473
00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:37,054
between Bobby Fischer
and Boris Spassky.
474
00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:40,123
And it's the only
creative outlet I have
475
00:18:40,158 --> 00:18:43,060
now that my life is one
never-ending math equation.
476
00:18:43,094 --> 00:18:45,429
This is freaking me out.
477
00:18:45,463 --> 00:18:47,464
This is not you.
478
00:18:47,498 --> 00:18:49,032
You love to dance.
479
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:51,902
And I know that you think that
you're a little rusty right now,
480
00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,570
but you'll get it back.
481
00:18:53,604 --> 00:18:55,806
I'll prove it to you.
482
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,874
Let's do a number together.
483
00:18:57,909 --> 00:19:00,577
No. Those days are over.
484
00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:02,045
This is my life now.
485
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,815
Bishop to E3.
486
00:19:05,984 --> 00:19:07,384
It all comes down
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00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:08,719
to how cool you are.
488
00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:10,687
Rachel Berry, she
represents Broadway,
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00:19:10,722 --> 00:19:11,922
the past.
490
00:19:11,956 --> 00:19:14,758
I'm the future. A pop diva.
491
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,426
I mean, she may be a pop diva,
492
00:19:16,461 --> 00:19:18,795
but the fact is that
this song is a hit
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00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:20,897
from one of the longest-running
Broadway musicals of all time.
494
00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:23,100
Why do they
call it Broadway
495
00:19:23,134 --> 00:19:25,969
when most of the theaters
are actually not on Broadway?
496
00:19:26,004 --> 00:19:27,738
You know, this
vote asks the question,
497
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:28,972
what is Glee Club?
498
00:19:29,007 --> 00:19:31,408
I mean, is it a training ground
for-for theme park
499
00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:33,877
and cruise ship performers
who can't wait to get on
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00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,847
some outdoor stage
and belt out Pippin,
501
00:19:36,881 --> 00:19:38,915
or is it a place
where stars are born?
502
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:41,885
You know, the kind of stars that
you actually hear on the radio.
503
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,421
I beat Kurt singing this song
in our first diva-off.
504
00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:45,722
I am better than her.
505
00:19:45,757 --> 00:19:47,657
I've always been better
than her.
506
00:19:47,692 --> 00:19:49,326
Just vote for me.
507
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,562
And let's settle this
once and for all time.
508
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:53,897
Amen.
509
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,501
So, you two
are getting hitched?
510
00:19:57,535 --> 00:19:58,969
When's the happy occasion?
511
00:19:59,003 --> 00:20:00,670
Well, we don't know just yet.
512
00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:03,306
We were gonna wait later
in the year to set a date.
513
00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:04,975
We're enjoying
a long engagement.
514
00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,610
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
515
00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:08,979
If I've said it once,
I've said it a million times:
516
00:20:09,013 --> 00:20:13,050
The one thing this country
needs more of is teen marriage.
517
00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:15,552
I got you a wedding present.
518
00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:16,920
It's a little hooch.
519
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,422
Oh.
Oh.
520
00:20:18,456 --> 00:20:19,990
It'll help dull
the excruciating pain
521
00:20:20,024 --> 00:20:22,626
of your wedding night sodomy
and the inevitable divorce
522
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,162
that you're careening towards
a couple months later.
523
00:20:25,196 --> 00:20:26,730
Okay, guys, we're having
our secret ballot
524
00:20:26,764 --> 00:20:27,998
at the end of class,
525
00:20:28,032 --> 00:20:29,699
but before we get to that,
Puckerman
526
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,201
has asked to do a number.
527
00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:34,404
Actually, Mr. Shue, I was hoping
for this number that...
528
00:20:34,439 --> 00:20:35,872
Hold up, hold up,
Private Puckerman.
529
00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:37,174
I'm gonna let you finish,
530
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,309
but first, I would like
to uphold the tradition
531
00:20:39,343 --> 00:20:42,846
of hijacking this glee club
and making everyone
532
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,548
sit through what is
basically an intervention.
533
00:20:44,582 --> 00:20:47,217
Mr. Shue, you said
that we could redo
534
00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:48,518
some of our favorite
numbers, right?
535
00:20:48,553 --> 00:20:50,553
Well, then I want to do
a dance duet with Brittany.
536
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:54,057
Hit it.
537
00:20:58,196 --> 00:21:01,531
♪ Well, sometimes
I go out by myself ♪
538
00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:04,901
♪ And I look across the water ♪
539
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:10,273
♪ And I think of all the things,
what you're doing ♪
540
00:21:10,308 --> 00:21:13,143
♪ And in my head
I paint a picture ♪
541
00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:18,582
♪ 'Cause since I've
come on home ♪
542
00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:20,016
♪ Well, my body's been a mess ♪
543
00:21:20,051 --> 00:21:22,319
♪ And I've missed
your ginger hair ♪
544
00:21:22,353 --> 00:21:25,322
♪ And the way
you like to dress ♪
545
00:21:25,356 --> 00:21:27,691
♪ Won't you come on over? ♪
546
00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:31,761
♪ Stop making a fool
out of me ♪
547
00:21:31,796 --> 00:21:35,165
♪ Why don't you come on over,
Valerie? ♪
548
00:21:38,569 --> 00:21:40,403
♪ Valerie ♪
549
00:21:42,373 --> 00:21:45,041
♪ Valerie ♪
550
00:21:47,178 --> 00:21:49,045
♪ Valerie ♪
551
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:54,651
♪ Well, sometimes I go out
by myself ♪
552
00:21:54,685 --> 00:21:58,355
♪ And I look across the water ♪
553
00:21:58,389 --> 00:22:00,590
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
554
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:03,693
♪ And I think of all the things,
what you're doing ♪
555
00:22:03,728 --> 00:22:06,796
♪ In my head I paint a picture ♪
556
00:22:06,831 --> 00:22:09,466
♪ I paint a picture ♪
557
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,301
♪ 'Cause since
I've come on home ♪
558
00:22:11,335 --> 00:22:13,937
♪ Well, my body's been a mess ♪
559
00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:16,139
♪ And I miss your ginger hair ♪
560
00:22:16,174 --> 00:22:18,675
♪ And the way
you like to dress ♪
561
00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:20,510
♪ Oh, won't you come on over?
562
00:22:20,545 --> 00:22:24,915
♪ Stop making a fool out of me ♪
563
00:22:24,949 --> 00:22:26,917
♪ I said, why don't you
come on over ♪
564
00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:29,286
♪ Valerie? ♪
565
00:22:31,422 --> 00:22:32,989
♪ Valerie ♪
566
00:22:33,024 --> 00:22:35,926
♪ Why don't you come on over ♪
567
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,261
♪ Valerie ♪
568
00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:40,163
♪ Why don't you come on over ♪
569
00:22:40,198 --> 00:22:42,999
♪ Valerie ♪
570
00:22:43,034 --> 00:22:44,668
♪ Why don't you come on over ♪
571
00:22:44,702 --> 00:22:47,504
♪ Valerie ♪
572
00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,472
♪ Why don't you come on over ♪
573
00:22:49,507 --> 00:22:51,608
♪ Valerie ♪
574
00:22:51,642 --> 00:22:53,643
♪ Why don't you come on over ♪
575
00:22:53,678 --> 00:22:57,447
♪ Valerie? ♪
576
00:22:59,383 --> 00:23:01,518
See? This is who you are.
This is what happens
577
00:23:01,552 --> 00:23:02,919
- when you don't think about it.
- Wow.
578
00:23:02,954 --> 00:23:04,187
I wouldn't want
to follow that number,
579
00:23:04,222 --> 00:23:05,755
but, uh... if you're
still up for it, Puck...
580
00:23:05,790 --> 00:23:07,390
Well, you know what,
581
00:23:07,425 --> 00:23:08,725
for my number, I think, uh...
582
00:23:08,759 --> 00:23:10,760
we should move
to the auditorium.
583
00:23:21,339 --> 00:23:23,573
♪ You're not alone ♪
584
00:23:23,608 --> 00:23:25,575
♪ Together we stand ♪
585
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,811
♪ I'll be by your side ♪
586
00:23:27,845 --> 00:23:30,380
♪ You know I'll take your hand ♪
587
00:23:30,414 --> 00:23:32,749
♪ And when it gets cold ♪
588
00:23:32,783 --> 00:23:34,818
♪ And it feels like the end ♪
589
00:23:34,852 --> 00:23:36,386
♪ There's no place to go ♪
590
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,989
♪ You know I won't give in ♪
591
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,227
♪ No, I won't give in ♪
592
00:23:47,498 --> 00:23:49,733
♪ Keep ♪
593
00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:53,937
♪ Holding on ♪
594
00:23:53,971 --> 00:23:55,472
♪ 'Cause you know
we'll make it through ♪
595
00:23:55,506 --> 00:23:56,706
♪ We'll make it through ♪
596
00:23:56,741 --> 00:24:02,779
♪ Just stay strong ♪
597
00:24:02,813 --> 00:24:05,682
♪ 'Cause you know I'm here
for you, I'm here for you ♪
598
00:24:05,716 --> 00:24:08,518
♪ There's nothing you could say ♪
♪ Nothing you could say ♪
599
00:24:08,552 --> 00:24:11,388
♪ Nothing you could do ♪
♪ Nothing you could do ♪
600
00:24:11,422 --> 00:24:14,090
♪ There's no other way
when it comes to the truth ♪
601
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:17,294
♪ So keep ♪
602
00:24:17,328 --> 00:24:20,830
♪ Holding on ♪
603
00:24:20,865 --> 00:24:22,732
♪ 'Cause you know
we'll make it through ♪
604
00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:23,933
♪ We'll make it through ♪
605
00:24:23,968 --> 00:24:25,769
♪ Hear me when I say ♪
606
00:24:25,803 --> 00:24:28,038
♪ When I say I believe ♪
607
00:24:28,072 --> 00:24:30,607
♪ Nothing's gonna change ♪
608
00:24:30,641 --> 00:24:33,510
♪ Nothing's gonna
change destiny ♪
609
00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:35,178
♪ Whatever's meant to be ♪
610
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,681
♪ Will work out perfectly ♪
611
00:24:37,715 --> 00:24:41,985
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
612
00:24:42,019 --> 00:24:44,587
♪ Keep ♪
613
00:24:44,622 --> 00:24:48,325
♪ Holding on ♪
614
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:49,926
♪ 'Cause you know
we'll make it through ♪
615
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,429
♪ We'll make it through ♪
616
00:24:52,463 --> 00:24:56,666
♪ Just stay strong ♪
617
00:24:56,701 --> 00:25:00,670
♪ 'Cause you know I'm here
for you ♪
♪ I'm here for you ♪
618
00:25:00,705 --> 00:25:03,340
♪ There's nothing you could say ♪
♪ Nothing you could say ♪
619
00:25:03,374 --> 00:25:05,508
♪ Nothing you could do ♪
♪ Nothing you could do ♪
620
00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:09,546
♪ There's no other way
when it comes to the truth ♪
621
00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:11,848
♪ So keep ♪
622
00:25:11,882 --> 00:25:15,752
♪ Holding on ♪
623
00:25:15,786 --> 00:25:17,487
♪ 'Cause you know
we'll make it through ♪
624
00:25:17,521 --> 00:25:19,756
♪ We'll make it through. ♪
625
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:32,702
I guess I can still
saw your heart.
626
00:25:34,105 --> 00:25:36,005
I loved the song,
627
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,008
but I'm not crying over you.
628
00:25:39,043 --> 00:25:41,411
I'm crying because
629
00:25:41,445 --> 00:25:43,580
until you sang that song,
630
00:25:43,614 --> 00:25:45,882
I had actually
forgotten about it.
631
00:25:45,916 --> 00:25:48,752
In a couple years...
632
00:25:48,786 --> 00:25:50,420
we'll forget all of this.
633
00:25:50,454 --> 00:25:52,822
Well, that's why you gotta
keep holding on to your past.
634
00:25:52,857 --> 00:25:54,524
And not be ashamed of it.
635
00:25:54,558 --> 00:25:56,192
I'd rather look forward.
636
00:25:56,227 --> 00:25:58,261
We all love you for who you are.
637
00:25:58,295 --> 00:26:00,430
And I'm in love with Biff.
638
00:26:07,865 --> 00:26:10,305
All right, everybody!
639
00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:11,630
No more drama.
Time to vote
640
00:26:11,665 --> 00:26:13,532
for either Rachel or Mercedes.
641
00:26:13,567 --> 00:26:14,633
Excuse me, Schuester.
642
00:26:14,668 --> 00:26:16,435
Before we cast
another pointless vote
643
00:26:16,469 --> 00:26:18,671
in a meaningless contest
644
00:26:18,705 --> 00:26:21,607
that has absolutely no practical
ramifications whatsoever,
645
00:26:21,641 --> 00:26:22,808
I would like to say
646
00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:24,602
some words about
my good friend Rachel Berry.
647
00:26:26,546 --> 00:26:29,381
Rachel Berry is the most
648
00:26:29,416 --> 00:26:30,883
horrible human being
on the planet.
649
00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:32,818
- What?
- Can it, troll.
650
00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:34,386
- Santana...
- You have sold
651
00:26:34,421 --> 00:26:36,255
half the people in this room
down the river
652
00:26:36,289 --> 00:26:37,590
more times than I can count
653
00:26:37,624 --> 00:26:40,192
so that you can get a solo
or the lead in a musical,
654
00:26:40,226 --> 00:26:42,194
and I'm pretty sure
that you don't know the names
655
00:26:42,228 --> 00:26:43,562
of the other half of the people.
656
00:26:43,597 --> 00:26:44,697
That's not true.
657
00:26:44,731 --> 00:26:46,432
All right, what is his name?
658
00:26:46,466 --> 00:26:47,266
Rick.
659
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:48,381
Exactly. Thank you.
660
00:26:48,401 --> 00:26:50,235
See, you've all
met Rachel, okay?
661
00:26:50,270 --> 00:26:51,537
But I've... I live with her.
662
00:26:51,571 --> 00:26:54,073
Let me tell you what it's like
663
00:26:54,107 --> 00:26:55,407
to share a bathroom with this
664
00:26:55,442 --> 00:26:57,343
stubby, undergrown
little cretin.
665
00:26:57,377 --> 00:26:59,511
Someone in that apartment
666
00:26:59,546 --> 00:27:00,846
shaves their face
667
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,348
and leaves their stubble
in the sink,
668
00:27:02,382 --> 00:27:04,550
and we all know it ain't
Kurt, so do the math.
669
00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:06,385
- That's a lie.
- You know what else is a lie?
670
00:27:06,419 --> 00:27:07,920
When you won Prom Queen.
671
00:27:07,954 --> 00:27:09,234
- What?
- Yeah, that's right.
672
00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:10,556
You didn't win, okay?
673
00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:12,324
Everybody just felt
really bad for you,
674
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:13,799
and the two people
that you hate most
675
00:27:13,827 --> 00:27:15,060
in this whole world,
Quinn and I,
676
00:27:15,095 --> 00:27:17,062
stuffed the ballot box
so that you would win.
677
00:27:17,097 --> 00:27:19,965
You're so cruel, Santana.
678
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,967
I mean, you're only
doing this to me
679
00:27:22,002 --> 00:27:23,502
because I'm the lead
of Funny Girl
680
00:27:23,536 --> 00:27:25,270
and you're just
the lowly understudy.
681
00:27:25,305 --> 00:27:28,507
You want to make me feel bad
because I'm better than you.
682
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:30,542
And you're an awful person.
683
00:27:31,778 --> 00:27:33,712
Oh! I feel so much better.
Let's vote.
684
00:27:48,495 --> 00:27:51,063
Well, that Santana rant
really brought me back.
685
00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:54,199
You don't even know
686
00:27:54,234 --> 00:27:55,501
what it's like in New York.
687
00:27:55,535 --> 00:27:57,269
I mean, Santana and I
688
00:27:57,303 --> 00:27:58,604
were close for like a minute,
689
00:27:58,638 --> 00:28:00,305
but now it's like
every single day
690
00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:01,607
is exactly like that.
691
00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:04,443
And now it's like
no matter where I go
692
00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:07,279
or what I do, I'm just back
in high school again.
693
00:28:12,519 --> 00:28:13,819
You know, every time a producer
694
00:28:13,853 --> 00:28:15,287
or an agent tells me that
695
00:28:15,321 --> 00:28:16,321
I'm not good enough
696
00:28:16,356 --> 00:28:18,490
or that I'm not ready...
697
00:28:18,525 --> 00:28:21,126
God, it's like
Santana is saying it.
698
00:28:21,161 --> 00:28:23,028
Or Puck or Quinn
699
00:28:23,063 --> 00:28:24,630
or anybody that's been here
700
00:28:24,664 --> 00:28:26,665
that's ever made me feel small.
701
00:28:27,801 --> 00:28:29,868
Sometimes it's even you.
702
00:28:29,903 --> 00:28:32,438
I'm one of your
high school ghosts?
703
00:28:33,473 --> 00:28:35,274
It's not necessarily
a bad thing.
704
00:28:35,308 --> 00:28:37,376
I just use all of that stuff,
705
00:28:37,410 --> 00:28:39,478
and I let it motivate me.
706
00:28:39,512 --> 00:28:41,780
It just makes me sad
that you would think
707
00:28:41,815 --> 00:28:43,282
that I'm one of
your tormentors.
708
00:28:43,316 --> 00:28:45,350
I guess I just...
709
00:28:45,385 --> 00:28:47,186
I don't know, I had this
710
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:48,987
feeling that it was
always me and you
711
00:28:49,022 --> 00:28:50,456
against everyone else.
712
00:28:50,490 --> 00:28:52,491
You were never like them.
713
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:55,127
You were just always
714
00:28:55,161 --> 00:28:57,196
the best damn singer
that I've ever heard.
715
00:28:58,398 --> 00:29:00,866
You know, and I want you
to be all big
716
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,701
and rich and famous.
717
00:29:02,736 --> 00:29:04,036
I just want to be richer...
718
00:29:04,070 --> 00:29:05,604
and bigger...
719
00:29:05,638 --> 00:29:07,573
and more famous.
720
00:29:08,608 --> 00:29:09,975
Oh, don't you think that
721
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:12,044
Beyoncé and Barbra
feel that way?
722
00:29:12,078 --> 00:29:14,480
Girl, I don't know. Ask me
when I get my first gold record.
723
00:29:14,514 --> 00:29:16,148
Okay?
724
00:29:16,182 --> 00:29:17,916
Well, I mean,
725
00:29:17,951 --> 00:29:19,251
I will have won
726
00:29:19,285 --> 00:29:20,686
my first Tony by then, so...
Oh...
727
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,555
Come here.
728
00:29:23,590 --> 00:29:25,824
Oh...
729
00:29:25,859 --> 00:29:28,260
After the unpleasantness
of our last encounter,
730
00:29:28,294 --> 00:29:30,662
I decided to do
some deep background
731
00:29:30,697 --> 00:29:32,865
to investigate your claims,
732
00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:35,667
conducted in an intensive
Wikipedia search
733
00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:38,170
that took all of 25 seconds.
734
00:29:38,204 --> 00:29:40,305
You, April Rhodes,
735
00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:41,707
were the mistress of
736
00:29:41,741 --> 00:29:43,342
local strip-mall magnate
Buddy Leibowitz,
737
00:29:43,343 --> 00:29:46,011
whose wife offered
you $2 million
738
00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:47,646
to keep the affair quiet
739
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,548
after her husband's
untimely demise.
740
00:29:49,582 --> 00:29:51,717
It was that money
that you placed into an annuity
741
00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:54,653
to fund the auditorium
in perpetuity.
742
00:29:54,687 --> 00:29:56,255
That's right.
743
00:29:56,289 --> 00:29:57,589
Well, it didn't last.
744
00:29:57,624 --> 00:30:00,292
In fact, that money
ran out six weeks ago.
745
00:30:00,326 --> 00:30:01,393
How?
746
00:30:01,427 --> 00:30:03,662
Will Schuester's
profligate spending
747
00:30:03,696 --> 00:30:07,232
and his penchant for staging
elaborate private bacchanalia
748
00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:10,536
replete with extravagant
scenery and costumes
749
00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:12,871
not seen since
the reign of Caligula.
750
00:30:12,906 --> 00:30:14,907
I have here
a line-item budget
751
00:30:14,941 --> 00:30:16,809
of the jungle set
you constructed
752
00:30:16,843 --> 00:30:18,177
onstage a few weeks back
753
00:30:18,211 --> 00:30:19,912
so the glee club could perform
754
00:30:19,946 --> 00:30:21,079
a Katy Perry song
755
00:30:21,114 --> 00:30:23,615
literally for just you.
756
00:30:23,650 --> 00:30:25,384
Whoa, whoa, hold-hold on.
Let-let me see that.
757
00:30:25,418 --> 00:30:27,286
I don't know what
the problem is,
758
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,221
but whatever money
the glee club needs,
759
00:30:29,255 --> 00:30:30,355
I'm good for it.
760
00:30:30,390 --> 00:30:31,690
April Rhodes is rich!
761
00:30:31,724 --> 00:30:33,926
No, April Rhodes
is under indictment
762
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,594
from the Securities
and Exchange Commission
763
00:30:35,628 --> 00:30:38,597
and in violation of
her $3 million bail
764
00:30:38,631 --> 00:30:41,099
that forbids her from leaving
the state of New York.
765
00:30:41,134 --> 00:30:42,467
Oh, snap!
766
00:30:42,502 --> 00:30:43,702
Wait, what?
767
00:30:43,736 --> 00:30:45,370
Well, what April may have
neglected to mention
768
00:30:45,405 --> 00:30:47,172
is that her most recent john
769
00:30:47,207 --> 00:30:49,942
was none other than
the disgraced financier
770
00:30:49,976 --> 00:30:51,443
Bernie Madoff.
771
00:30:51,477 --> 00:30:53,312
All of April's assets,
772
00:30:53,346 --> 00:30:54,546
including her private island,
773
00:30:54,581 --> 00:30:55,647
have been frozen.
774
00:30:55,682 --> 00:30:57,416
April, is this true?
775
00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:58,450
Gulp.
776
00:30:58,484 --> 00:30:59,885
Sure sounds true, doesn't it?
777
00:30:59,919 --> 00:31:00,886
I'm sorry, Will.
778
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,454
It does appear that
779
00:31:02,488 --> 00:31:04,890
the glee club is indeed over.
780
00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:08,527
Will, wait! Wait!
781
00:31:08,561 --> 00:31:09,561
This is yours.
Yes.
782
00:31:09,596 --> 00:31:10,796
Will, wait!
I can explain...
783
00:31:10,830 --> 00:31:12,564
Explain what, April?
784
00:31:12,599 --> 00:31:13,765
That's you're a
pathological liar
785
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,033
whom I never should
have trusted?
786
00:31:15,068 --> 00:31:16,635
Yes, exactly.
787
00:31:16,669 --> 00:31:18,337
You did the worst thing
788
00:31:18,371 --> 00:31:20,672
you possibly could've done.
789
00:31:20,707 --> 00:31:22,140
You gave me hope.
790
00:31:25,778 --> 00:31:28,685
What are you talking
about? A tattoo?
791
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,387
It's not that bad.
I mean, it was...
792
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:31,742
On your lower back?
Ryan Seacrest?
793
00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:32,889
I could get it removed.
794
00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:34,124
There's not a laser big enough.
795
00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:35,258
It's the size of Texas.
796
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:36,693
You should've told
me this weeks ago.
797
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,228
We're in the 20th century.
That doesn't make sense.
798
00:31:38,262 --> 00:31:39,496
The 21st, almost.
Is there a problem here?
799
00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:40,731
Puck, go away.
Okay? We're...
800
00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:42,366
Was she always this
big of a liar?
801
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,867
I'm coming clean now.
802
00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:45,302
Doesn't that mean something?
803
00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:46,503
Wh... a baby?
804
00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:48,505
I mean, what happens
if we got married
805
00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:50,273
and this kid shows up
looking for money?
806
00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:51,475
Are you crazy?
807
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:53,310
Was this the loser
who knocked you up?
808
00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:54,911
Yes, yes. Puck is the father.
Yeah.
809
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:56,413
I am looking for
acceptance here, okay?
810
00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:57,547
This is how I love.
811
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,116
That may be how you
812
00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:00,283
and your loser friends love,
813
00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:01,418
but where I come from,
814
00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:02,819
you carry your past with you.
815
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:05,188
You are the worst
kind of hypocrite.
816
00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:06,590
You walk around
like you're some
817
00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:07,691
Snow frickin' White,
but you're really
818
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:09,059
just a dirty little slutbag.
819
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,894
Ow, ow, ow, ow! You
shouldn't have said that.
820
00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:11,895
Let go of my nose!
821
00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,663
Ow, God, let go!
Am I bleeding?
822
00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:14,898
Not yet.
823
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,267
You're hurting him! Stop!
824
00:32:17,301 --> 00:32:18,268
Kind of the point!
825
00:32:18,302 --> 00:32:19,269
Knock it off!
826
00:32:19,303 --> 00:32:20,504
Stop!
827
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:28,779
Help me get him out of here.
828
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:29,880
Do you have any idea
829
00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:31,048
how much better you are
than this guy?
830
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,516
Look, you can crawl
into the trash
831
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:33,683
and help him out,
832
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,352
or you can come be
with your real friends
833
00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:36,987
in the choir room.
834
00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:38,255
I'll be waiting.
835
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:45,108
All right, everybody.
It's time to get
836
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,530
this voting nonsense
out of the way
837
00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:49,232
so that we can continue on
with what you all came here for:
838
00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:50,700
the music.
839
00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:53,336
Y'all can use your left hand
for anonymity.
840
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:54,371
But I'm left-handed.
841
00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:55,939
Then use a foot.
Okay.
842
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:02,913
Dude, who you putting on?
843
00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:04,081
Well, I'm torn.
844
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:05,615
One is black and one is Jewish.
845
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,586
Okay, that's everybody.
846
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,659
So, um,
847
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:18,395
sorry about that
outburst earlier.
848
00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:20,564
Mercedes and I
have been talking.
849
00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:24,034
And we both realize that
asking you guys to vote
850
00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:26,636
for who's more talented is just,
it's completely ridiculous,
851
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:27,704
unproductive
852
00:33:27,738 --> 00:33:29,906
and narcissistic. I mean,
853
00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,475
how could we ask you guys
854
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,777
to choose between two
beautiful queen divas?
855
00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:35,132
Well, funny enough,
they did vote,
856
00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:36,313
and they did choose.
857
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,348
And guess what.
858
00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:40,684
You're both equally talented
in their eyes.
859
00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:42,819
And mine.
860
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:47,591
Excuse me, excuse me.
861
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,259
I'd like to apologize.
862
00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:51,294
It's not the first time I've
raised someone's hopes
863
00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:54,197
and then left them
on the rocky shores
864
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,266
of disappointment and regret.
865
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,935
Just ask all of my A.A.
sponsors. April?
866
00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,404
We just want to spend the rest
of the week singing in peace.
867
00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:03,340
But I did do was use
the last few hours
868
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,674
of my NetJets account
869
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,776
to bring in someone
whose infectious happiness
870
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:09,446
surely will make the next
few days that much brighter.
871
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,982
Ladies and gentlemen...
872
00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:18,355
Hola, clase.
873
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,357
April, thank you for
buttering the floor for me.
874
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,692
You know I like
to make an entrance.
875
00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:23,693
Wait, I'm-I'm sorry.
876
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,562
How-how do you two
know each other?
877
00:34:25,596 --> 00:34:26,963
Oh, because there's
a whole Facebook page
878
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:28,365
for people who were
guests of Glee Club.
879
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,499
I'm on it, April...
880
00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:31,334
Blaine's brother, Rachel's mom,
881
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:32,435
that Mexican guy.
882
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,436
Holly...
883
00:34:33,471 --> 00:34:35,038
This is amazing.
884
00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:36,139
Where have you been?
885
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:37,741
Oh, I've been everywhere.
886
00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:39,409
I quit being a
substitute teacher
887
00:34:39,443 --> 00:34:41,344
because I couldn't
stand being tied down.
888
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,547
I like teaching a room
full of kids if I know
889
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,781
I'm never gonna see them again,
890
00:34:44,815 --> 00:34:46,516
but then, if you're
any good at it,
891
00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:47,617
they keep asking you back,
892
00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,586
which kind of
defeats the purpose.
893
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,488
So, I started my trademark
894
00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:53,723
Holly Holliday Teachin' Pop-Ups.
895
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,258
I just show up at a classroom
896
00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:57,093
unannounced, teach a lesson
897
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:58,628
and get the hell out of there.
898
00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:00,664
Hello!
899
00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:04,401
I'm William Henry Harrison,
America's worst president.
900
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:07,537
I exterminated a nation
of Native Americans,
901
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,872
and it got me elected.
902
00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:11,641
But I refused to wear a coat
to my inauguration,
903
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:13,810
so I caught a cold
and died a month later.
904
00:35:13,844 --> 00:35:15,845
I accomplished nothing!
905
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,913
There she is!
906
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,582
She just showed up,
and she took
907
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:19,816
over my class!
908
00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:21,618
Tippy-canoe!
909
00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:23,687
But when I heard
Glee Club was ending,
910
00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:26,256
I ripped off my Pol Pot uniform,
911
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,625
hopped on that first flight
out of Buenos Aires
912
00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:30,627
and came to pay my respects.
913
00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:31,828
Uh, Holly, you know
that we're singing
914
00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:32,929
our favorite Glee Club songs
915
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,431
we've already sung before.
916
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,099
That's a terrible idea!
917
00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:38,268
Listen, that might be
fine for you nerds,
918
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:40,470
but when Holly Holliday
is in town,
919
00:35:40,504 --> 00:35:43,173
this hot bitch is not looking
in the rearview mirror;
920
00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:44,874
she's looking forward.
921
00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:45,976
Hit it!
922
00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:50,714
♪ It might seem crazy
what I'm about to say ♪
923
00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:53,850
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
924
00:35:53,884 --> 00:35:56,620
♪ Sunshine, she's here,
you can take a break ♪
925
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:59,155
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
926
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:02,492
♪ I'm a hot-air balloon
that could go to space ♪
927
00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:05,028
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
928
00:36:05,062 --> 00:36:09,199
♪ With the air like I don't
care, baby, by the way ♪
929
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:11,401
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
'cause I'm happy ♪
930
00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:17,073
♪ Clap along if you feel
like a room without a roof ♪
931
00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:20,176
♪ Because I'm happy ♪
♪ Clap along if you feel ♪
932
00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:22,412
♪ Like happiness is the truth ♪
933
00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:24,848
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
because I'm happy ♪
934
00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:29,619
♪ Clap along if you know
what happiness is to you ♪
935
00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:32,656
♪ Clap along if you feel ♪
936
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,126
♪ Like that's what
you want to do ♪
937
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,728
♪ Here come bad news
talking this and that ♪
938
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:42,065
♪ Come bad news talking
this and that ♪
939
00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:44,768
♪ Give me all you got,
don't hold back ♪
940
00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:46,202
♪ Don't hold back ♪
941
00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:49,839
♪ Well, I should
probably warn you ♪
942
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,975
♪ I'll be just fine ♪
943
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:53,877
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
944
00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,646
♪ No offense to you,
don't waste your time ♪
945
00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:58,848
♪ I won't waste your time ♪
♪ Here's why ♪
946
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,016
♪ 'Cause I'm happy ♪
947
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,118
♪ Clap along if you feel ♪
948
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:04,554
♪ Like a room without a roof ♪
949
00:37:04,588 --> 00:37:05,755
♪ 'Cause I'm happy ♪
950
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:08,325
♪ Clap along if you feel ♪
951
00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:11,561
♪ Like happiness is the truth
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
952
00:37:11,595 --> 00:37:16,866
♪ Clap along if you know
what happiness is to you ♪
953
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,735
♪ 'Cause I'm happy ♪
954
00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:22,539
♪ Clap along if you feel like
that's what you want to do ♪
955
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,341
♪ Ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
come to me ♪
956
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,409
♪ Bring me down, can't nothing ♪
957
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,211
♪ Bring me down ♪
958
00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:31,214
♪ Your love is too high
to bring me down ♪
959
00:37:31,248 --> 00:37:34,451
♪ Can't nothing bring me down ♪
960
00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:35,719
♪ I said I'll tell you now ♪
961
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,420
♪ Bring me down ♪
962
00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:40,557
♪ Can't nothing bring me down ♪
963
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,660
♪ Your love is too high
to bring me down ♪
964
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,061
♪ Can't nothing ♪
965
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,963
♪ Bring me down, say ♪
966
00:37:46,997 --> 00:37:48,565
♪ 'Cause I'm happy ♪
967
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,533
♪ Clap along if you feel like ♪
968
00:37:50,568 --> 00:37:54,070
♪ A room without a roof ♪
♪ Without a roof ♪
969
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,772
♪ Clap along if you feel ♪
970
00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:59,376
♪ Le happiness is the truth ♪
971
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,778
♪ 'Cause I'm happy. ♪
972
00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:24,040
He forgave us for
what we did, right?
973
00:38:27,444 --> 00:38:31,013
A long time ago.
974
00:38:31,048 --> 00:38:33,015
And we saved him.
975
00:38:33,050 --> 00:38:34,851
Rachel was his soul mate.
976
00:38:34,885 --> 00:38:36,419
Who's yours?
977
00:38:36,453 --> 00:38:37,854
Biff?
978
00:38:37,888 --> 00:38:40,423
He's going back to Yale.
979
00:38:40,457 --> 00:38:41,958
Alone.
980
00:38:41,992 --> 00:38:43,526
This is so not cool.
981
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,995
Okay, they can't just
chain you to a calculator
982
00:38:46,029 --> 00:38:47,763
and keep you as
their math monkey.
983
00:38:47,798 --> 00:38:49,532
Wait, do those actually exist?
984
00:38:49,566 --> 00:38:51,801
You need to be having a life.
985
00:38:51,835 --> 00:38:53,436
You need to be out in the world
986
00:38:53,470 --> 00:38:55,538
going to restaurants
and concerts and...
987
00:38:55,572 --> 00:38:58,107
and dating.
988
00:38:58,141 --> 00:39:01,344
Yeah, I think I'm gonna
blow this place, too.
989
00:39:01,378 --> 00:39:05,281
Unless there's a reason
for me to stay.
990
00:39:05,315 --> 00:39:07,984
'Cause I know who
my soul mate is.
991
00:39:18,161 --> 00:39:19,829
Okay, um...
992
00:39:19,863 --> 00:39:23,799
it's a bad idea.
993
00:39:23,834 --> 00:39:26,269
You don't want me.
I'm terrible at having
994
00:39:26,303 --> 00:39:29,138
a relationship that involves
any level of honesty.
995
00:39:29,172 --> 00:39:31,807
I love you.
996
00:39:31,842 --> 00:39:34,410
Just tell me to stay.
997
00:39:34,444 --> 00:39:36,412
'Cause the truth is
there's only one guy
998
00:39:36,446 --> 00:39:39,248
that you were ever
really honest with.
999
00:39:39,283 --> 00:39:42,285
It feels really good
to be around you.
1000
00:39:42,319 --> 00:39:44,587
You make me feel
like a girl again.
1001
00:39:44,621 --> 00:39:46,122
Like, my body wakes up.
1002
00:39:48,225 --> 00:39:49,592
Please don't do this, okay?
1003
00:39:49,626 --> 00:39:52,461
I have worked my ass
off to get over you.
1004
00:39:55,465 --> 00:39:57,800
I really want
to be with you, Santana.
1005
00:39:57,834 --> 00:40:00,870
I've seen the world,
and I'm sure now more than ever
1006
00:40:00,904 --> 00:40:02,805
that I belong with you.
1007
00:40:02,839 --> 00:40:05,041
And I'm sure
your girlfriend's great,
1008
00:40:05,075 --> 00:40:07,109
but you can't re-create
1009
00:40:07,144 --> 00:40:09,345
what you and I have.
1010
00:40:09,379 --> 00:40:11,647
Just tell me to stay.
1011
00:40:11,682 --> 00:40:13,449
Please.
1012
00:40:15,218 --> 00:40:18,020
So, it's your choice.
1013
00:40:20,123 --> 00:40:22,124
If you want me, I'm here.
1014
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,768
Stay.
1015
00:41:12,042 --> 00:41:14,643
I want to show you
guys something.
1016
00:41:14,678 --> 00:41:16,812
All of you that were together
from the very beginning
1017
00:41:16,847 --> 00:41:18,514
when the glee club
was just a dream.
1018
00:41:26,123 --> 00:41:29,392
Their new and final
resting places.
1019
00:41:29,426 --> 00:41:31,727
For as long
as McKinley's around,
1020
00:41:31,762 --> 00:41:34,797
all the students who travel
through this auditorium
1021
00:41:34,831 --> 00:41:36,899
are gonna see these.
1022
00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:39,335
And have absolutely no idea
who they are.
1023
00:41:39,369 --> 00:41:40,736
You know what? This is crazy.
1024
00:41:40,771 --> 00:41:42,972
Because I could really give
two poops about this place,
1025
00:41:43,006 --> 00:41:45,207
but this is
really getting to me.
1026
00:41:45,242 --> 00:41:47,777
I know. Why is that?
1027
00:41:47,811 --> 00:41:49,512
We were all raised
by different parents.
1028
00:41:49,546 --> 00:41:51,914
But we grew up together
in the glee club.
1029
00:41:51,948 --> 00:41:53,849
It's a part of all of us.
1030
00:41:53,884 --> 00:41:55,418
Of course you're sad about it.
1031
00:41:55,452 --> 00:41:57,253
I don't know, Mr. Schue.
1032
00:41:57,287 --> 00:41:59,588
With this and Finn,
1033
00:41:59,623 --> 00:42:02,458
it's kind of hard
to believe that anything lasts.
1034
00:42:02,492 --> 00:42:04,660
I don't have any more pep talks.
1035
00:42:04,694 --> 00:42:06,962
I just have you guys.
1036
00:42:06,997 --> 00:42:09,465
And the memory
of the people on this wall.
1037
00:42:11,101 --> 00:42:13,235
My friends.
1038
00:42:13,270 --> 00:42:17,206
I mean, we share
this special bond.
1039
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,375
We're the only ones
in the world who-who know
1040
00:42:19,409 --> 00:42:20,910
what this glee club
meant to us.
1041
00:42:20,944 --> 00:42:23,145
What it felt like
to sing together.
1042
00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:26,749
To be... to be together.
1043
00:42:26,783 --> 00:42:30,119
And what it feels like
to say good-bye to it.
1044
00:42:30,153 --> 00:42:32,388
I didn't come here
to cheer you up.
1045
00:42:32,422 --> 00:42:33,923
Just to thank you.
1046
00:42:35,859 --> 00:42:38,194
To thank you for
going on this ride with me.
1047
00:42:48,872 --> 00:42:50,606
All right, come on.
1048
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,008
We've still got
a few days until, uh,
1049
00:42:53,043 --> 00:42:55,644
Sue shuts the lights out
on the choir room, so...
1050
00:42:55,679 --> 00:42:57,613
let's make the most of them.
1051
00:43:02,219 --> 00:43:04,520
I mean, I know we got to
finish our wine first.
1052
00:43:04,554 --> 00:43:07,156
Mmm.
But when we do, we cannot let
1053
00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:09,325
that glee club go
the way of the dodo.
1054
00:43:09,359 --> 00:43:11,827
Oh, couldn't have said it
better myself.
1055
00:43:11,862 --> 00:43:14,330
Holly Holliday...
1056
00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:17,479
we're going to save
that glee club.
1057
00:43:17,504 --> 00:43:21,030
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