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So here's what
you missed on Glee:
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Rachel and Santana
are on the outs
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because Santana
landed a job in Funny Girl
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as Rachel's understudy,
even though Santana's Latin
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and Fanny Brice
is clearly Jewish.
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You and I have
never been friends.
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Never have and never will be.
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Nationals is fast approaching
and graduation's in two weeks.
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- My fellow graduates.
- God, this can't be happening.
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But not everyone knows what
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they're going to do
once they graduate,
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because New Directions!
Seem to plan their lives
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like they plan
their set lists...
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they pretty much figure it out
the night before.
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I'm not ready to make
a decision yet.
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Okay.
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And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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They were encouraged to take the
shortcut by Lanford Hastings,
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who had never
taken the journey with wagons.
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This required them to traverse
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through Utah's
Wasatch Mountains...
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Will, it's time.
We have to do it right now.
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Winter came and the Donner Party
got trapped in the mountains
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and they ate each other...
everybody discuss.
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What's up, buddy? How you doing?
All right, cool.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Yes. This is happening.
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Oh, Will.
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Ooh.
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What's going on in there?
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh.
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Oh, ooh.
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I am disturbed on every level.
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And Becky has been
scarred for life.
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Sue, I'm mortified.
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We are so, so...
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I am aware that the pheromones
emitted from the orifices
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of your porous, bird-lady pelvis
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can cause an overwhelming urge
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to copulate in some emotionally
stunted man-children,
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with butt-chins, who befriend
teenagers and can't rap.
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But why could you not wait
to copulate until you returned
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to the sickly-sweet stench
of your own conjugal bed?
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I'm... well, Sue, uh...
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Will and I are trying
to conceive a child...
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Oh, God, why?
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And-and there are
certain windows of time
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where fertilization
is most likely.
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See, we-we finally
feel like we have
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some financial security;
I'm 37...
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Yes, and I'm-I'm...
I'm of a similar age range,
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and after the age of 35,
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you know, the chances of birth
defects increase dramatically.
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There's, um,
fragile X chromosome,
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there's Down syndrome...
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- What's wrong with Down syndrome?
- What's wrong with Down syndrome?
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- N-No... nothing. There's... That's...
- No. N... No, Sue...
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Look, Sue, we are so sorry.
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This is not gonna happen
again, I promise.
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Well, hopefully it won't have
to, if I hurry up right now
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and lie down on the floor in my
office and put my feet up on a chair,
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because we were able to achieve
a successful emission.
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Okay, get the hell
out of my office.
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Please. Thanks.
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Oh, didn't need to know that.
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Didn't need to know that.
Nope.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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♪ Ladies, leave yo man at home ♪
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♪ The club is full of ballers
and their pockets full grown ♪
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♪ And all you fellas leave
your girl with her friends ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's 11:30 and the club
is jumpin', jumpin' ♪
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♪ So you say you've
got a girl? ♪
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♪ Yes, do you got a man? ♪
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♪ But the party ain't gon'
stop, so let's make it hot hot ♪
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♪ Last weekend you stayed
at home alone and lonely ♪
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♪ Couldn't find your man, he was
chillin' with his homies ♪
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♪ This weekend you goin' out ♪
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♪ If he try to stop you,
you goin' off ♪
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♪ You gotcha hair done
and your nails done, too ♪
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♪ And your outfit
and your Fendi shoes ♪
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♪ You parlaying
at the hottest spot tonight ♪
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♪ You're gonna find
the brothas rollin' ♪
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♪ In the Lexus,
trucks and Hummers ♪
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♪ So you say you've got a girl?
Yes, do you got a man? ♪
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♪ But the party ain't gon'
stop, so let's make it hot hot ♪
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♪ Ladies, leave yo man at home ♪
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♪ The club is full of ballers
and their pockets full grown ♪
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♪ And all you fellas leave
yo girl with her friends ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's 11:30 and the club
is jumpin', jumpin' ♪
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♪ Ladies, leave yo man at home ♪
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♪ The club is full of ballers
and their pockets full grown ♪
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♪ And all you fellas leave
yo girl with her friends ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's 11:30 and the club
is jumpin', jumpin' ♪
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♪ Sexy women do your dance,
fly ladies work your man ♪
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♪ All them fellas in the club
who can get down now? ♪
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♪ Bounce, baby, bounce,
b-bounce, work it, work it ♪
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♪ Shake, baby, shake sh-shake,
sh-shake, work it, work it ♪
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♪ Twist, baby, twist, t-twist,
You better dip that thang ♪
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♪ I'm gonna dip that thang ♪
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♪ Bounce, baby, bounce,
b-bounce, work it, work it ♪
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♪ Shake, baby, shake sh-shake,
sh-shake, work it, work it ♪
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♪ Twist, baby, twist, t-twist,
you better dip that thang ♪
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♪ Dip that thang ♪
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♪ So you say you've got a girl?
Yes, do you got a man? ♪
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♪ But the party ain't gon'
stop, so lets make it hot hot ♪
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♪ Ladies, leave yo man at home ♪
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♪ The club is full of ballers
and their pockets full grown ♪
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♪ And all you fellas leave
yo girl with her friends ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's 11:30 and the club
is jumpin', jumpin' ♪
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♪ Boom. Oh! Nice. ♪
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Doin' it for the people.
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You guys, that was
amazing, but, um,
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I'm not sure it's
right for Nationals.
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Yes, 'cause Unique will not
be standing in the back swaying
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while you guys go all
Three-yoncé in the spotlight.
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Why does everything you say
have to sound like that?
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We know it's not right
for Nationals, we just wanted
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to do it for fun. Yeah, we were talking
and we realized that we'd never
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actually done a number together.
No, and as seniors we...
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realized we were running
out of time and we wanted
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to feel the power of a trio.
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Which, I learned
in my senior math class,
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is about 25% less powerful
than a quartet.
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Well, I'm really glad
that you guys did that.
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You probably don't realize this,
but these are friendships
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that you're gonna cherish
for the rest of your lives.
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And you've got to squeeze in
as many experiences as you can
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because, for you seniors,
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you're all gonna be going
your separate ways very soon.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no... Tina,
don't, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no. Stop, don't...
you don't have to cry,
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No. No!
You don't have to cry.
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It's okay. We're here.
We're here for you.
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Tina. Guys.
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You okay? Huh?
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No, you had your turn.
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What...?
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I'm gonna miss you guys.
That's okay.
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Okay. So I want to start
at the overture,
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and then I want to do the
entire show from top to bottom.
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Maybe two or three times.
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Oh, my God, Elliot, hi.
Come on in.
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Hey.
Sorry, uh, when you said
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you were gonna be
rehearsing on your day off,
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I assumed it would just be you,
running scales.
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Well, you know.
Since I have Gina Gershon, Jr.
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Nipping at my heels here, I had
to have Rupert, my director,
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ask Sidney, my producer,
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if I could have a
full band on retainer
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at all times, so I
could sing full voice,
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just to keep my
instrument really sharp.
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Wow, you have your own band.
That's impressive.
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Oh, yeah, you can borrow
them anytime you want.
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Thanks.
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Um, in the meanwhile,
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I got your rehearsal clothes
dry-cleaned.
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Green tea with honey and lemon,
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and I got you your
very own key to my apartment.
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Elliott!
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Seriously, what would
I have done
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if you'd have turned
me away at your door?
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I was like some heroine from
a lost Tennessee Williams play.
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Coming.
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They kicked me out.
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- Hmm?
- I had nowhere else to go.
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Uh... Ooh.
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Then it was
so chivalrous of you
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when you made up
your couch for me.
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But then gave me your bed,
instead, when I explained
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that after last week's
traumatic events, the only way
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I could recover
is by sleeping in a real bed
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and not some lumpy surrogate.
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So you're sure you're okay with me
living with you, like, indefinitely?
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Yeah, it's cool.
I mean, like I said,
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my rent is so high,
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and I've been looking
for a roommate,
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and...
And now you have one.
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And I have a new best gay.
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Uh...
Yeah, yeah.
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I kind of hate that term.
It makes me feel like a pet.
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What do you mean?
It's so funny.
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You have done more for me
in the past 24 hours
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than that traitor Kurt Hummel
has since graduation.
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I was just gonna sing the entire Funny
Girl score. Do you want to watch?
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Uh, mm... Oh, please, it'll
be so fun... you can sing
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all the chorus parts, if you want.
Tempting.
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And I do want to sing with you,
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but how about something
a little more rock and roll?
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I was gonna suggest this
for Pamela Lansbury,
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but maybe you and I
should give it a try.
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I think this is the beginning
of a beautiful,
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beautiful friendship.
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Hit it.
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♪ So this ain't the end,
I saw you again ♪
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♪ Today... I had to
turn my heart away ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ You smiled like the sun ♪
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♪ Kisses for everyone ♪
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♪ And tales, it never fails ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ You lying so low
in the weeds ♪
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♪ Yeah, bet you wanna
ambush me ♪
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♪ You'd have me
down, down, down ♪
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♪ On my knees ♪
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♪ Now, wouldn't you? ♪
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♪ Barracuda ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh! ♪
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♪ Back over time,
we were all trying ♪
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♪ For free ♪
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♪ You met the porpoise and me ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ No right, no wrong,
you're selling a song ♪
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♪ A name ♪
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♪ Whisper game ♪
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♪ And if the real thing
don't do the trick ♪
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♪ You better make up
something quick ♪
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♪ You gonna burn ♪
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♪ Burn, burn, burn ♪
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♪ Burn it to the wick ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Barra-Barracuda ♪
♪ Barra-Barracuda ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
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♪ Ooh, no, no ♪
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♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
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♪ Come on, yeah ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Come on, barracuda ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh ♪ Barracuda ♪
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♪ Barracuda. ♪
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All right.
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We have to try them on
to see if they fit.
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Small, medium, large, it's not that
complicated, okay? I'm sure they all fit.
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Well, we should just try them on
to see what they look like.
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Holy crap, I can't believe
this is actually happening.
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Hey, guys. What's...?
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Tina... Oh, no, no, ,no
No, please d...
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No, no, Tina, Tina, no, no.
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I know this is hard for you,
but come on, please.
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No, don't... don't cry.
Try not to cry.
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I'm not ready to say
good-bye to you guys yet.
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Well, it's not good-bye.
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They call graduation
"commencement"
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because it's not the end of
something, it's the beginning.
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You say that
so we'll go willingly.
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Sam, you and Mike
were so close.
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Puck, too. When was the last
time you talked to them?
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I-I don't know.
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I can't remember.
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Rachel and I haven't spoken
on the phone in months.
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And yes, I know we all
love each other,
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but the fact is the glue that
holds high school friendships
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together is high school.
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Being around each other every day,
seeing each other in the halls.
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Whenever something is up,
we don't have to do any work
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to talk to our friends about it,
they're right there.
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As soon as it takes effort,
we get lazy
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and then we forget
and then we just move on.
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I don't want to fade away.
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But it doesn't have to
go down like that, though.
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Like, my dad's best friends are
still his high school buddies.
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And they can go, like, a year
without talking to each other
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and they get together
and they don't miss a beat.
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Yeah, and with Facebook
and e-mail and blogs and stuff
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it's much easier
to stay in touch.
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Look... here,
I'll make you a deal.
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I promise that,
for the rest of our lives,
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I will send one Vine of me doing
an impression every week,
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Aw.
And then you can send me one
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of you soaping up your boobs.
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Dude.
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Inappropriate.
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Three years together,
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and he finally notices my boobs?
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Victory!
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We are all going
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to be friends for life.
I promise.
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And we still have some
high school left, right?
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You know what we need to do?
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We need to say
good-bye to this place
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with some heroism
and some drama.
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We got to do something so epic
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that in 30 years time,
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we can just call each other up
and reminisce about it.
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I know, let's sneak a cow
into school.
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I was thinking
more like an overnight lock-in.
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I'll talk
to the student council,
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and I'll get them to approve it.
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- Sounds dangerous. I'm in.
- Yes! Me, too.
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- Three-way show circle?
Mm-hmm.
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Get in there.
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A... mazing!
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I just did the pregnancy stick.
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Yeah?
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It came up negative.
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Oh, Em.
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Oh.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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There's no reason to panic.
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I mean, it takes
15-20% of couples
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a full year to get pregnant.
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I know.
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Look, just in case, I went ahead
and made an appointment
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at the fertility doctor
on the 15th.
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And we'll-we'll go,
we'll take a personal day,
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and we'll both go in together.
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I promise you,
we'll figure this out.
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Uh, I'm-I'm sorry.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, Will, I'm real sorry.
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Oh, I don't mean to intrude,
William, but, uh,
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far be it from me to tell you
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how to inseminate a
frail, neurotic woman
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that I hate, but it occurs
to me, you might want to try
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to relax your already
mentally fragile ape-wife
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instead of making her cervix
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snap shut like a barnacle
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by bombarding her with a
barrage of pregnancy statistics.
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Sue's got a point there, hon.
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Oh, stop agreeing with me.
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You don't know what
you're talking about.
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The only thing
I can see you giving birth to
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is a bushel of russet potatoes.
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You know, when Michael
Bolton impregnated me,
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00:12:51,811 --> 00:12:54,880
he called in a favor from his
old friend Kenny G, who stood
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at the foot of our bed
and serenaded us on soprano sax
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as Michael used every
inch of his enormous,
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silky-smooth vocal range
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to soothe me into a state
of relaxation so deep,
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it could only be described
as religious.
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I'm serious, Will.
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00:13:13,566 --> 00:13:15,967
I was looser than a
Reno slot machine.
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Punkin', it don't matter
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if you got a
she-goat in heat.
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You still gotta calm
her down before you
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knock her up.
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00:13:23,543 --> 00:13:25,344
That's a saying
where I come from.
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00:13:25,378 --> 00:13:26,478
And where do you come from?
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It seems like a dude ranch
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on a nuclear waste site.
344
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What I mean is,
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if you're ready to get pregnant,
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you gotta make it real natural.
347
00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:36,855
It'll take the pressure
off of both of yous.
348
00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:40,025
If you and Emma are
ready to start trying,
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you got to stop trying.
350
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:49,034
Attention McKinley students.
I have just
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been informed that the
McKinley High Student Council
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has voted to approve the
First Annual Senior Lock-In
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this weekend.
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And I regret to inform you
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that I'm cancelling this event,
356
00:14:01,247 --> 00:14:03,248
due to budget cuts,
safety concerns,
357
00:14:03,282 --> 00:14:04,716
and... oh, I don't know...
358
00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:06,818
let's say Obamacare.
359
00:14:18,264 --> 00:14:20,198
Oh, Tina... oh, my gosh,
are you okay?
360
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:22,734
The lock-in was cancelled!
361
00:14:22,769 --> 00:14:24,269
Oh, Tina, why are you
362
00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:26,204
so worried about it? We just
thought of that yesterday.
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00:14:26,239 --> 00:14:29,274
I know it would have been
our first lock-in, Blaine,
364
00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:30,876
but it would have been
our last lock-in,
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00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:33,412
Blaine, and now,
we don't have that at all!
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00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:35,414
Every day that passes
is another day
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00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:38,049
closer to never
seeing each other ever again!
368
00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,519
Okay, okay,
okay, okay, um, uh...
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00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:43,889
How about this? How about...
how about we, um, have
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00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:46,258
- our own lock-in? Just
the three of us? - Yeah.
371
00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:48,126
How would we manage that?
372
00:14:48,161 --> 00:14:49,528
Easy.
Here's what we'll do, okay?
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00:14:49,562 --> 00:14:51,329
We'll climb in through one
of the choir room windows.
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00:14:51,364 --> 00:14:52,431
We'll leave one unlocked,
375
00:14:52,465 --> 00:14:53,732
and no one will ever notice.
376
00:14:53,766 --> 00:14:55,767
Yeah, how about it, Tina?
What do you say?
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00:14:55,802 --> 00:14:57,669
All right.
Let's get you up.
378
00:14:57,703 --> 00:14:59,171
- Let's get you out of here.
- Okay.
379
00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:01,273
Now, Tina, I've been
meaning to ask you.
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00:15:01,307 --> 00:15:03,575
Are your boobs getting bigger?
381
00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:04,776
Is it possible?
382
00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:06,611
Yes. Yes, they are, Sam.
383
00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:08,647
Thank you.
You're the best.
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00:15:16,722 --> 00:15:18,423
Lady Hummel, come here.
385
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,625
I need your tiny,
delicate, elfin-like fingers
386
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,160
to help me fasten this weave.
387
00:15:22,195 --> 00:15:23,662
Ugh.
388
00:15:23,696 --> 00:15:26,031
It's Elliott, actually.
389
00:15:26,065 --> 00:15:27,732
And... that's a lot of hair.
390
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:31,169
I will take that as a compliment.
Okay.
391
00:15:31,204 --> 00:15:33,038
It's all a part of my master
plan to psyche out Berry
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00:15:33,072 --> 00:15:34,272
so I can play Fanny Brice.
393
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:35,974
First comes
some amazing new hair,
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00:15:36,008 --> 00:15:38,477
then, incredibly sexy
rehearsal clothes,
395
00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:39,845
which she could never pull off,
396
00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:42,447
and then I'm gonna sneak
into the theatre and tack up
397
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:44,316
yearbook photos of her
from sophomore year,
398
00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:46,985
when she was a chunky little
butterball, just to remind her...
399
00:15:47,019 --> 00:15:48,820
hey, once a fatty,
always a fatty.
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00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:51,223
God as my witness,
I will break her down.
401
00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:53,024
Oh, girl,
this is so high school.
402
00:15:53,059 --> 00:15:54,326
Okay, life is very high school,
403
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,194
just with bigger stakes,
and if you knew Berry
404
00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,563
the way that all of us did,
you would be applauding me.
405
00:15:58,598 --> 00:15:59,898
In the beginning,
it's all sunshine
406
00:15:59,932 --> 00:16:02,200
and giggles and stickers,
and then, the second
407
00:16:02,235 --> 00:16:03,702
that you want the
same thing as her,
408
00:16:03,736 --> 00:16:06,938
a dark cloud comes over
her whiskery little chin.
409
00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:08,273
And she will chew you up
410
00:16:08,307 --> 00:16:10,709
and spit you out,
like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.
411
00:16:12,445 --> 00:16:15,413
You know, I... I'm actually just
here to get her sheet music.
412
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,315
Do you know where she keeps it?
Up her butt.
413
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,851
Seriously. She asked me to come
here and pick it up, and,
414
00:16:19,886 --> 00:16:21,586
you know,
she's moving into my apartment.
415
00:16:21,621 --> 00:16:23,054
Whoa!
416
00:16:23,089 --> 00:16:26,191
Wait. Wh-Wh-What
did you just say?!
417
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:27,492
How could you do this to me?
418
00:16:27,527 --> 00:16:28,760
You are such a traitor!
419
00:16:28,794 --> 00:16:30,829
Well, A: I hardly know you,
420
00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:32,230
so I'm not really
being a traitor.
421
00:16:32,265 --> 00:16:34,432
And B: she needed a place
to stay, and I needed the money.
422
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:36,635
You need money?
Well, yeah.
423
00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:41,740
Huh. Well, maybe Auntie Snixx
could help you out with that.
424
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:46,845
In a world
on the verge of graduation,
425
00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:50,348
one hero stands against evil.
426
00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:53,652
I, the Dark Feather.
427
00:16:55,588 --> 00:16:57,355
Come on. Come on.
428
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,993
Nightbird.
429
00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:06,531
Okay, you made this way more
difficult than it needed to be?
430
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:09,000
Just for the record.
431
00:17:09,035 --> 00:17:11,036
Oh.
432
00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:16,174
Any excuse
to put on that costume.
433
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,977
Well, it's the last chance
I get to put it on,
434
00:17:19,011 --> 00:17:20,745
unless I'm in some kind
of creepy fetish club.
435
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,480
Shh. Did you guys hear that?
Hear what?
436
00:17:22,515 --> 00:17:25,917
Sound of an epic
senior lock-in about to start?
437
00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:27,218
(Simple Minds' "Don't You
438
00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:28,687
Yes!
439
00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:31,423
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
440
00:17:31,457 --> 00:17:38,330
♪ Ooh... ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh, oh ♪
441
00:17:43,002 --> 00:17:47,205
♪ Won't you come see about me? ♪
442
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:52,277
♪ I'll be alone,
dancing, you know it, baby ♪
443
00:17:52,311 --> 00:17:56,514
♪ Tell me your troubles
and doubts ♪
444
00:17:56,549 --> 00:18:00,919
♪ Giving me everything
inside and out and, uh ♪
445
00:18:00,953 --> 00:18:05,023
♪ Love's strange,
so real in the dark ♪
446
00:18:05,057 --> 00:18:09,260
♪ Think of the tender things
that we were working on ♪
447
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:12,998
♪ Slow change
may pull us apart ♪
448
00:18:13,032 --> 00:18:17,836
♪ When the light gets
into your heart, baby ♪
449
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:23,942
♪ Don't you forget about me ♪
450
00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:26,811
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪
451
00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:32,484
♪ Don't you forget about me ♪
452
00:18:32,518 --> 00:18:37,389
♪ As you walk on by ♪
453
00:18:37,423 --> 00:18:40,792
♪ Will you call my name? ♪
454
00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:45,630
♪ As you walk on by ♪
455
00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:49,034
♪ Will you call my name? ♪
456
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:52,671
♪ When you walk away ♪
457
00:18:52,705 --> 00:18:56,775
♪ La-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪
458
00:18:56,809 --> 00:19:01,312
♪ Come on, call my name ♪
459
00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:06,117
♪ Will you call my name? ♪
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
460
00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:09,688
♪ Come on, come on,
call my name ♪
461
00:19:09,722 --> 00:19:12,090
♪ La, la-la-la-la ♪
462
00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:14,726
♪ Call my name
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
463
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,697
♪ You can call my name ♪
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
464
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:21,499
♪ La-la-la-la ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
465
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:23,568
♪ La-la-la-la ♪
♪ You can call my name ♪
466
00:19:23,602 --> 00:19:27,038
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
467
00:19:27,073 --> 00:19:29,474
♪ La-la-la-la ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
468
00:19:29,508 --> 00:19:31,743
♪ La-la-la-la ♪
469
00:19:31,777 --> 00:19:33,712
♪ You can call my name ♪
470
00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:39,084
♪ You can call my name. ♪
471
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:43,455
Busted!
472
00:19:43,489 --> 00:19:45,724
Your fat asses are mine.
473
00:19:50,684 --> 00:19:52,861
Let's get this party started!
474
00:19:52,895 --> 00:19:55,997
11-hour energies for everybody!
475
00:19:56,031 --> 00:19:59,200
Uh, we don't want
to be rude, but...
476
00:19:59,235 --> 00:20:01,135
I can't hear you, Chang-Chang!
477
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,737
I'm too busy drinkin'
478
00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:05,373
my 11-hour energies!
Oh, yeah, baby!
479
00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:06,875
Don't you think you need
to slow down a little bit
480
00:20:06,909 --> 00:20:08,042
on the energy
drinks there, Becky?
481
00:20:08,077 --> 00:20:09,978
By the way, how did
you even get in here?
482
00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:12,981
I climbed
through the window, fool!
483
00:20:15,284 --> 00:20:16,651
It's time for Twister!
484
00:20:16,685 --> 00:20:19,587
Every time you fall down,
you drink one of these.
485
00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:20,488
Becky, we'll die.
486
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:23,258
Party in the U.S.A.!
487
00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:24,826
All right, that-that
sounds really fun,
488
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:26,194
um, but we were thinking
489
00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:28,396
that we would just do
our own thing tonight.
490
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,764
Think again, Gay Blaine!
491
00:20:29,798 --> 00:20:31,633
If you don't play
Twister with me,
492
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,768
I'm calling the cops.
493
00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:35,236
Oh, snap!
494
00:20:43,979 --> 00:20:46,080
What did you do
to the craft room?
495
00:20:46,115 --> 00:20:48,449
Finally cleared it all out.
496
00:20:48,484 --> 00:20:50,451
You know, the only work of art
497
00:20:50,486 --> 00:20:53,221
that belongs in here is the one
we're gonna make together.
498
00:20:53,255 --> 00:20:55,456
Wait, are you setting up
the nursery?
499
00:20:55,491 --> 00:20:57,292
Well, that's bad luck.
We haven't even conceived yet.
500
00:20:57,326 --> 00:20:58,326
You worry too much.
501
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,494
You're just figuring
that out now?
502
00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,429
We both worry too much.
503
00:21:01,463 --> 00:21:03,398
My dreams aren't big, Emma.
504
00:21:03,432 --> 00:21:07,235
I don't want to go to the moon
or play third base for the Reds.
505
00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:09,304
I just want to teach art to kids
506
00:21:09,338 --> 00:21:12,106
and have a family
with the girl of my dreams.
507
00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:15,076
The girl of your dreams probably
has a more fertile womb.
508
00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:17,478
Hey, all the doctors said
that everything was fine
509
00:21:17,513 --> 00:21:18,913
for both of us.
510
00:21:18,948 --> 00:21:20,748
We just need to
relax and enjoy this.
511
00:21:20,783 --> 00:21:23,351
We're so afraid of
letting each other down
512
00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:25,587
that-that all there is
in our home is fear.
513
00:21:25,621 --> 00:21:27,188
What baby's going
to want to be born
514
00:21:27,222 --> 00:21:29,123
into that space? Not mine.
515
00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:32,293
I love you so much.
516
00:21:32,328 --> 00:21:34,195
I love you, too.
517
00:21:34,229 --> 00:21:36,130
Then let's just enjoy the fact
518
00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:38,800
that we finally found our one
and only true loves
519
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:40,301
and see what magical
little spirit wants
520
00:21:40,336 --> 00:21:42,270
to come along and
join us for the ride.
521
00:21:42,304 --> 00:21:44,539
Mind giving me a hand?
522
00:21:45,574 --> 00:21:48,142
Okay.
523
00:21:50,679 --> 00:21:55,883
♪ People smile and tell me
I'm the lucky one ♪
524
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:58,553
♪ And we've just begun ♪
525
00:21:58,587 --> 00:22:03,191
♪ Think I'm gonna have a son ♪
526
00:22:03,225 --> 00:22:06,828
♪ He will be like she and me ♪
527
00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:10,164
♪ As free as a dove ♪
528
00:22:10,199 --> 00:22:13,167
♪ Conceived in love ♪
529
00:22:13,202 --> 00:22:14,836
♪ Sun is gonna shine above ♪
530
00:22:17,072 --> 00:22:20,708
♪ Even though
we ain't got money ♪
531
00:22:20,743 --> 00:22:24,078
♪ I'm so in love
with you, honey ♪
532
00:22:24,113 --> 00:22:25,480
♪ And everything ♪
533
00:22:25,514 --> 00:22:27,248
♪ Will bring a chain ♪
534
00:22:27,282 --> 00:22:30,685
♪ Of love... ♪
535
00:22:30,719 --> 00:22:34,555
♪ And in the morning
when I rise ♪
536
00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:37,458
♪ You bring a tear of joy
to my eyes ♪
537
00:22:37,493 --> 00:22:39,527
♪ And tell me ♪
538
00:22:39,561 --> 00:22:42,263
♪ Everything ♪
539
00:22:42,297 --> 00:22:44,766
♪ Is gonna be all right ♪
540
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,301
♪ Pisces, Virgo rising ♪
541
00:22:47,336 --> 00:22:50,405
♪ Is a very good sign ♪
542
00:22:50,439 --> 00:22:53,608
♪ Strong and kind ♪
543
00:22:53,642 --> 00:22:56,744
♪ And the little boy is mine ♪
544
00:22:57,780 --> 00:23:00,948
♪ Now I see a family ♪
545
00:23:00,983 --> 00:23:03,518
♪ Where there once was none ♪
546
00:23:04,553 --> 00:23:07,388
♪ Now we've just begun ♪
547
00:23:07,423 --> 00:23:10,391
♪ Yeah, we're gonna fly
to the Sun ♪
548
00:23:12,027 --> 00:23:15,530
♪ And even though
we ain't got money ♪
549
00:23:15,564 --> 00:23:18,466
♪ I'm so in love
with you, honey ♪
550
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,134
♪ And everything ♪
551
00:23:20,169 --> 00:23:21,803
♪ Will bring a chain ♪
552
00:23:21,837 --> 00:23:24,472
♪ Of love... ♪
553
00:23:25,674 --> 00:23:28,976
♪ In the morning when I rise ♪
554
00:23:29,011 --> 00:23:32,113
♪ You bring a tear of joy
to my eyes ♪
555
00:23:32,147 --> 00:23:33,815
♪ And tell me ♪
556
00:23:33,849 --> 00:23:36,417
♪ Everything ♪
557
00:23:36,452 --> 00:23:39,187
♪ Is gonna be all right ♪
558
00:23:47,563 --> 00:23:50,364
♪ Everything ♪
559
00:23:50,399 --> 00:23:53,067
♪ Is gonna be all right. ♪
560
00:23:59,274 --> 00:24:01,676
Hi, hot stuff. Hi.
561
00:24:03,812 --> 00:24:06,314
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
You lose again!
562
00:24:06,348 --> 00:24:07,315
Time-out.
563
00:24:07,349 --> 00:24:09,183
I-I'm getting a cramp
in my leg.
564
00:24:09,218 --> 00:24:11,686
How long have
Sam and Tina been gone?
565
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,821
Oh, who cares?
566
00:24:13,856 --> 00:24:15,523
Tina is boring.
567
00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,692
I hate Sam's haircut.
568
00:24:17,726 --> 00:24:19,894
It makes his forehead
look too big.
569
00:24:19,928 --> 00:24:23,097
You know what? I'm gonna...
walk this cramp off.
570
00:24:23,132 --> 00:24:25,099
Okay.
571
00:24:25,134 --> 00:24:28,136
When you come back,
I'll be here.
572
00:24:29,671 --> 00:24:31,873
I can have
some more energy drinks.
573
00:24:33,475 --> 00:24:35,276
Sam?
574
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:37,145
Tina?
575
00:24:39,181 --> 00:24:41,282
Tina?
576
00:24:46,088 --> 00:24:48,790
Oh! What the hell
are you doing?!
577
00:24:48,824 --> 00:24:50,525
Uh, nothing!
Nothing!
578
00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:52,126
What about Nurse Penny, Sam?
579
00:24:52,161 --> 00:24:53,561
What, did you just
forget about her?
580
00:24:53,562 --> 00:24:56,197
And, Tina, you're just, ugh!
581
00:24:56,231 --> 00:24:58,833
Oh, I can't! I'm sorry, it
was the 11-hour energies!
582
00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:01,502
- And cheap, sordid nostalgia. - This
was supposed to be our night.
583
00:25:01,537 --> 00:25:03,304
Our little family,
584
00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:05,673
our friendly threesome.
585
00:25:05,707 --> 00:25:09,510
It was our last chance
to hang out together, and you...
586
00:25:09,545 --> 00:25:11,379
you ruined it.
587
00:25:11,413 --> 00:25:13,548
Actually, that was Becky!
With her Twister!
588
00:25:15,951 --> 00:25:16,818
Blaine, come back!
589
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,830
Rachel, you're late! I'm
sorry, I was at a fitting.
590
00:25:24,865 --> 00:25:26,933
Table Five... they've
been waiting for you.
591
00:25:26,967 --> 00:25:28,301
Well, here we go.
592
00:25:28,335 --> 00:25:31,270
- Hi, Rachel.
- What's going on here?
593
00:25:31,305 --> 00:25:33,439
What's going on here? We have
a fatwa against her, remember?
594
00:25:33,473 --> 00:25:35,575
Actually, I am paying
Eliot to run lines with me,
595
00:25:35,609 --> 00:25:37,143
and they are going
to be letter-perfect
596
00:25:37,177 --> 00:25:38,878
by the time you have
the tragic accident
597
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,314
that sidelines you and leaves
you horribly disfigured.
598
00:25:41,348 --> 00:25:43,249
Or did that already happen?
I can't...
599
00:25:43,283 --> 00:25:44,383
Okay, for the millionth time,
600
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:45,885
that is never,
ever going to happen.
601
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,587
I gave you the apartment,
I gave you Kurt,
602
00:25:47,621 --> 00:25:48,888
and you are never...
let me repeat...
603
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,223
ever gonna play this part.
Ever, okay?
604
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,737
But you can't take
my new best friend.
605
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:52,725
You don't own him, Rachel.
606
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:53,793
I'm not speaking to you,
traitor!
607
00:25:53,827 --> 00:25:56,562
Rachel, Table Three
is requesting a number.
608
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,865
The husband and his wife
have been coming here every year
609
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,167
for the wife's birthday.
610
00:26:01,201 --> 00:26:03,502
Her name is Gloria,
and she requested
611
00:26:03,537 --> 00:26:06,038
a certain song be performed.
612
00:26:06,073 --> 00:26:07,540
"Happy Birthday"?
613
00:26:07,574 --> 00:26:09,575
"Gloria" by Laura Branigan.
614
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,477
Okay, well, Ronnie,
in that case, even though
615
00:26:11,511 --> 00:26:14,013
I'm off duty, I think
I'll take the lead on this one,
616
00:26:14,047 --> 00:26:16,048
since Rachel obviously
couldn't handle that song.
617
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,216
Come on, bestie, back me up.
618
00:26:17,251 --> 00:26:19,385
Oh, you know, why don't you
back both of us up, and then
619
00:26:19,419 --> 00:26:22,154
at the end you can decide
which one of us is better.
620
00:26:35,068 --> 00:26:36,369
♪ Gloria ♪
621
00:26:37,871 --> 00:26:40,306
♪ You're always on the run now ♪
622
00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:43,709
♪ Running after somebody ♪
623
00:26:44,678 --> 00:26:47,446
♪ You got to get him somehow ♪
624
00:26:48,782 --> 00:26:52,251
♪ I think you got
to slow down ♪
625
00:26:52,286 --> 00:26:55,421
♪ Before you start to blow it ♪
626
00:26:55,455 --> 00:26:59,158
♪ I think you're headed
for a breakdown ♪
627
00:26:59,192 --> 00:27:02,662
♪ So be careful not to show it ♪
628
00:27:02,696 --> 00:27:06,198
♪ You really don't remember ♪
629
00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:09,969
♪ Was it something
that they said? ♪
630
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:13,439
♪ All the voices in your head ♪
631
00:27:13,473 --> 00:27:18,377
♪ Calling Gloria ♪
632
00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:19,845
♪ Gloria ♪
633
00:27:21,148 --> 00:27:24,450
♪ Don't you think
you're falling? ♪
634
00:27:24,484 --> 00:27:28,120
♪ If everybody wants you ♪
635
00:27:28,155 --> 00:27:31,891
♪ Why isn't anybody calling? ♪
636
00:27:31,925 --> 00:27:35,761
♪ You don't have to answer ♪
637
00:27:35,796 --> 00:27:37,830
♪ Leave 'em hangin'
on the li-ine ♪
638
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,131
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
639
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:43,436
♪ Calling Gloria... ♪
640
00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:45,104
♪ Gloria ♪
641
00:27:45,138 --> 00:27:46,305
♪ Gloria ♪
642
00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:48,808
♪ I think they got your number ♪
643
00:27:48,842 --> 00:27:49,842
♪ Gloria ♪
644
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,178
♪ I think they got your alias ♪
645
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,346
♪ Gloria ♪
646
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,982
♪ That you been living under ♪
647
00:27:57,017 --> 00:27:59,685
♪ But you really
don't remember ♪
648
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,920
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
649
00:28:00,954 --> 00:28:03,089
♪ Was it something
that they said? ♪
650
00:28:03,123 --> 00:28:04,657
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
651
00:28:04,691 --> 00:28:06,425
♪ All the voices in your head ♪
652
00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,060
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
653
00:28:08,095 --> 00:28:10,663
♪ Calling Gloria ♪
654
00:28:10,697 --> 00:28:13,032
♪ Ah... ♪
655
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:13,966
♪ Gloria ♪
656
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,034
♪ Oh, Gloria ♪
657
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,503
♪ Oh, Gloria ♪
658
00:28:17,537 --> 00:28:19,205
♪ Oh, oh ♪
659
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,173
♪ Oh, Gloria ♪
660
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:22,675
♪ Think they got your number ♪
661
00:28:22,709 --> 00:28:24,677
♪ Oh, oh ♪ Gloria ♪
662
00:28:24,711 --> 00:28:29,782
♪ Gloria... ♪
♪ Gloria... ♪
663
00:28:31,118 --> 00:28:32,118
♪ Gloria ♪
664
00:28:32,152 --> 00:28:33,953
♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
665
00:28:33,987 --> 00:28:35,888
♪ Oh, Gloria ♪
666
00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:36,889
♪ Gloria ♪
667
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:39,358
♪ Hey, oh... ♪
♪ Gloria ♪
668
00:28:39,393 --> 00:28:41,026
♪ They got your,
they got your number ♪
669
00:28:41,061 --> 00:28:42,762
♪ Gloria! ♪
670
00:28:48,068 --> 00:28:49,902
All right, Starchild,
it is time
671
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:51,404
to settle this
once and for all.
672
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:54,540
Who was better?
You're both pretty... and...
673
00:28:54,574 --> 00:28:56,709
I'm not gonna pick sides or
choose favorites or anything...
674
00:28:56,743 --> 00:28:58,064
Yeah, well, sometimes
you have to.
675
00:28:58,078 --> 00:29:00,246
Well, maybe, but not me,
and not for this.
676
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,982
You know what, until you guys
can figure out your stuff,
677
00:29:03,016 --> 00:29:05,418
I'm done... I'm done with the band.
Yeah. What?
678
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,253
You know what, Santana? You
can find a new singing partner.
679
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:08,654
Rachel, you can be my roommate,
680
00:29:08,688 --> 00:29:10,122
but I'm not your new best gay.
Ha!
681
00:29:10,157 --> 00:29:12,558
And, Kurt, you might be used
to this kind of drama,
682
00:29:12,592 --> 00:29:13,526
but I'm not.
683
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,394
I'm over it.
684
00:29:16,393 --> 00:29:18,073
Blaine,
come on, wait up.
685
00:29:18,098 --> 00:29:19,665
I can't even look
at either of you...
686
00:29:19,699 --> 00:29:22,268
that's how grossed out I am. Please stop.
We owe you an apology.
687
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,603
Yes, yes, you do.
The whole point of this lock-in
688
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,972
was for the three of us
to have fun together.
689
00:29:27,007 --> 00:29:29,308
Instead, the two of you run off
and make it about yourselves
690
00:29:29,342 --> 00:29:32,878
with your making out
and your gross boob talk.
691
00:29:32,913 --> 00:29:34,146
Blaine, Sam and I just needed
692
00:29:34,181 --> 00:29:36,061
- to get it out of our system.
- Yeah, we tried
693
00:29:36,082 --> 00:29:38,517
making out and it was hot and
everything, but we decided that
694
00:29:38,552 --> 00:29:40,085
we both don't want
to be a couple.
695
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,487
Exactly. We just
needed to explore
696
00:29:41,521 --> 00:29:42,922
the possibility,
and now it's over.
697
00:29:42,956 --> 00:29:44,690
It was a silly senior fling.
That's right.
698
00:29:44,724 --> 00:29:46,959
Now I'm back to finding Tina
not attractive again, okay?
699
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:49,328
So, look, Tina and I,
we don't want to be a duet;
700
00:29:49,362 --> 00:29:51,430
we want to be a trio again,
the three of us.
701
00:29:51,465 --> 00:29:52,998
Why don't the three
of us hang out tonight,
702
00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:55,668
no Twister, no making out,
no Becky.
703
00:29:55,702 --> 00:29:57,803
No. We tried that,
and you ruined it.
704
00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,439
You know, I turned down bumper
bowling with Kitty and Artie...
705
00:30:00,449 --> 00:30:02,250
and you know how much
I love bumper bowling...
706
00:30:02,275 --> 00:30:03,542
I turned it down
because I figured
707
00:30:03,577 --> 00:30:04,777
they were just gonna
make out the whole time,
708
00:30:04,811 --> 00:30:06,345
and I didn't want
to be a third wheel.
709
00:30:06,379 --> 00:30:09,515
Fifth wheel. And then, lo and
behold, the two of you run off
710
00:30:09,549 --> 00:30:10,883
during our fun night
711
00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:13,385
of shenanigans and mischief,
and you turn it into
712
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,620
some kind of creepy
713
00:30:14,654 --> 00:30:16,021
face-sucking slurp-a-thon
which I still
714
00:30:16,056 --> 00:30:17,323
can't get out of my head!
715
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,825
So I guess you guys
can just have fun
716
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,327
hanging out
by yourselves tonight
717
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:24,096
and... fondle each other's
boobs, or whatever.
718
00:30:27,334 --> 00:30:30,536
I mean...
do you want to?
719
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,679
There's no point in trying
to broker the peace, Kurt.
720
00:30:35,704 --> 00:30:38,072
- I am not interested.
- Neither am I.
721
00:30:38,106 --> 00:30:40,508
Although, if you can clear out
some space for us here,
722
00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:42,576
I would be happy to settle
this Lima Heights style.
723
00:30:42,611 --> 00:30:44,512
Two men enter, one man leaves.
724
00:30:44,546 --> 00:30:46,814
Okay, I'm gonna give you both
one more chance
725
00:30:46,848 --> 00:30:49,283
to put the stupidity aside
and act like adults.
726
00:30:49,317 --> 00:30:50,518
Okay, my feelings
are my feelings, Kurt,
727
00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:52,253
and they're not gonna change,
even if Santana
728
00:30:52,287 --> 00:30:54,321
admits that she was wrong.
You broke this.
729
00:30:54,356 --> 00:30:56,590
I'm gonna broke something, but
you are literally You broke it.
730
00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,926
The most selfish bitch
I've ever met.
731
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,127
Okay, we promised
each other that
732
00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:01,962
we would stick by each other
for two years,
733
00:31:01,997 --> 00:31:04,265
and you guys haven't lasted
for two months,
734
00:31:04,299 --> 00:31:06,000
because you don't care
about anyone but yourselves.
735
00:31:06,034 --> 00:31:07,101
How about me?
736
00:31:07,135 --> 00:31:09,103
How about the fact
that I lost my roommates, huh?
737
00:31:09,137 --> 00:31:10,657
Or the fact that
you scared off Elliott
738
00:31:10,672 --> 00:31:12,206
and now he wants
to quit the band?
739
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,075
This has nothing to do
with the band, Kurt, okay?
740
00:31:14,109 --> 00:31:15,776
Santana and I are both professionals.
Exactly.
741
00:31:15,811 --> 00:31:18,579
Blink 182 hated each other and
still found a way to continue
742
00:31:18,613 --> 00:31:20,448
to suck as a band for years.
Oh, you know, you guys
743
00:31:20,482 --> 00:31:22,016
don't have to worry about
the band, because you're out.
744
00:31:22,050 --> 00:31:23,784
What?!
Pamela Lansbury is dead.
745
00:31:23,819 --> 00:31:25,486
I'm starting a new band
with Elliott and Danny.
746
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,788
It's gonna be a trio.
Okay, wait, so my own girlfriend
747
00:31:27,823 --> 00:31:29,490
agreed to kick me out
of the band?
748
00:31:29,524 --> 00:31:31,392
Your girlfriend wants
to sing and have fun,
749
00:31:31,426 --> 00:31:33,961
and she knows that's impossible
with you still in the band.
750
00:31:33,995 --> 00:31:37,364
Okay, here is a flyer
for our first gig.
751
00:31:37,399 --> 00:31:39,200
I hope the two of you
can declare an armistice
752
00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:42,536
long enough to come and watch us play.
Thank you, Kurt.
753
00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:44,472
Well, Santana, I hope
that you can rise above,
754
00:31:44,506 --> 00:31:46,507
because I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Okay, well, just
755
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,576
make sure that you stay
on your side of the club, dwarf.
756
00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:51,979
I think I saw a squirrel come
out of the back of your hair.
757
00:32:02,324 --> 00:32:06,193
Okay, look, the way I see it is
we have two options right now.
758
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:09,396
One, we can have an all-out catfight
right here in the middle of this bar...
759
00:32:09,431 --> 00:32:11,398
Which I would win.
Or...
760
00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:13,534
for the sake of Kurt, we could
just pretend to be friends,
761
00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:15,202
even if it's just for tonight.
Fine.
762
00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:16,937
But just for tonight,
and only because
763
00:32:16,972 --> 00:32:19,707
I don't want to get your blood
all over my outfit.
764
00:32:19,741 --> 00:32:21,142
Hello, everybody.
765
00:32:21,176 --> 00:32:22,710
I'm Kurt, and welcome.
766
00:32:22,744 --> 00:32:24,612
I know most of you
were excited to see
767
00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:26,413
Pamela Lansbury perform tonight,
768
00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:29,049
but unfortunately,
I have some sad news.
769
00:32:29,084 --> 00:32:32,386
Pamela Lansbury... c'est fini.
770
00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:34,288
What?!
Yeah, but do not worry,
771
00:32:34,322 --> 00:32:36,791
because rising from the ashes
like a phoenix,
772
00:32:36,825 --> 00:32:39,293
I give you New York's
new singing thruple...
773
00:32:39,327 --> 00:32:40,628
One Three Hill!
774
00:32:44,132 --> 00:32:45,399
Thank you.
775
00:32:45,433 --> 00:32:46,634
Thank you.
776
00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:49,270
Uh, you know, a year ago,
had someone asked me
777
00:32:49,304 --> 00:32:51,672
if I thought I'd ever be
a part of a singing trio,
778
00:32:51,706 --> 00:32:53,140
I would have said absolutely.
779
00:32:53,175 --> 00:32:55,676
Maybe not this
combination exactly,
780
00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:57,344
as amazing as they are,
781
00:32:57,379 --> 00:33:00,114
Shut up and sing! but, uh...
I guess it's like what they say.
782
00:33:00,148 --> 00:33:03,918
Life is one long and windy road,
783
00:33:03,952 --> 00:33:05,686
and you're never sure
what might happen.
784
00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:07,955
Speaking of which...
785
00:33:12,327 --> 00:33:14,195
♪ Hey, life ♪
786
00:33:14,229 --> 00:33:15,863
♪ Look at me ♪
787
00:33:15,897 --> 00:33:18,465
♪ I can see the reality
♪ Beware of the happening ♪
788
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,702
♪ 'Cause when you shook me,
took me out of my world ♪
789
00:33:21,736 --> 00:33:23,037
♪ I woke up ♪
790
00:33:23,071 --> 00:33:25,806
♪ Suddenly I just woke up ♪
791
00:33:25,841 --> 00:33:29,109
♪ To the happening, oh, oh, oh ♪
792
00:33:29,144 --> 00:33:32,079
♪ One day you're up
♪ One day you're up ♪
793
00:33:32,113 --> 00:33:34,448
♪ Then you turn around
♪ Then you turn around ♪
794
00:33:34,482 --> 00:33:37,818
♪ You find your world
♪ You find your world ♪
795
00:33:37,853 --> 00:33:40,955
♪ Is tumbling down
♪ Is coming down ♪
796
00:33:40,989 --> 00:33:42,756
♪ It happened to me ♪
797
00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:44,925
♪ And it can happen to you ♪
798
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:49,196
♪ I was sure, I felt secure ♪
799
00:33:49,231 --> 00:33:52,766
♪ Until love took a detour, yeah
♪
♪ Beware of the happening ♪
800
00:33:52,801 --> 00:33:55,102
♪ I'm riding high
on top of the world ♪
801
00:33:55,136 --> 00:33:56,670
♪ It happened ♪
802
00:33:56,705 --> 00:33:59,440
♪ Suddenly it just happened ♪
803
00:33:59,474 --> 00:34:02,943
♪ The happening, oh, oh, oh ♪
804
00:34:02,978 --> 00:34:05,412
♪ Now I see life
♪ Now I see life ♪
805
00:34:05,447 --> 00:34:08,816
♪ For what it is
♪ For what it is ♪
806
00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:11,552
♪ It's not all dreams
♪ It's not all dreams ♪
807
00:34:11,586 --> 00:34:14,455
♪ It's not all bliss
♪ It's not all bliss ♪
808
00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:16,357
♪ It happened to me ♪
809
00:34:16,391 --> 00:34:19,960
♪ And it can happen to you ♪
810
00:34:19,995 --> 00:34:23,163
♪ And then it happened
♪ And then it happened... ♪
811
00:34:23,198 --> 00:34:27,067
♪ Ooh, and then it happened ♪
812
00:34:27,102 --> 00:34:28,068
♪ And then it happened ♪
813
00:34:28,103 --> 00:34:31,138
♪ Is it real? Is it fake? ♪
814
00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:33,741
♪ Is this game of life a mistake? ♪
♪ Beware of the happening ♪
815
00:34:33,775 --> 00:34:37,011
♪ 'Cause when I lost the love
I thought was mine ♪
816
00:34:37,045 --> 00:34:38,846
♪ For certain ♪
817
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,382
♪ Suddenly I started hurting ♪
818
00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:43,484
♪ The happening ♪ So sure ♪
819
00:34:43,518 --> 00:34:45,252
♪ I felt secure ♪
820
00:34:45,287 --> 00:34:48,255
♪ Until love took a detour ♪
♪ Beware of the happening ♪
821
00:34:48,290 --> 00:34:51,058
♪ 'Cause when you got
a tender love you don't ♪
822
00:34:51,092 --> 00:34:52,760
♪ Take care of ♪
823
00:34:52,794 --> 00:34:55,696
♪ Then you better beware of ♪
824
00:34:55,730 --> 00:34:57,498
♪ The happening ♪
825
00:34:57,532 --> 00:34:59,199
♪ Oh, oh, oh! ♪
826
00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:20,469
Why are you digging
through my panty drawer, lezzie?
827
00:35:20,503 --> 00:35:22,304
Well, because before
this drawer was filled
828
00:35:22,338 --> 00:35:24,573
with crotchless panties
and stripper bras... ah...
829
00:35:24,607 --> 00:35:27,042
it was my scented
candle drawer.
830
00:35:27,077 --> 00:35:29,197
Elliott's lovely but he seems
to only know how to cook
831
00:35:29,212 --> 00:35:30,479
with cumin and curry.
832
00:35:30,513 --> 00:35:32,481
Okay, can we just talk
for a second about how you used
833
00:35:32,515 --> 00:35:34,983
to have an entire drawer
dedicated to scented candles?
834
00:35:35,018 --> 00:35:36,685
Maybe another time.
835
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,687
You know, it's funny,
but I realized
836
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,222
that I really don't have
any other girl friends here
837
00:35:40,256 --> 00:35:42,191
in New York City, and you were
sort of my only one.
838
00:35:42,225 --> 00:35:43,692
Well, maybe you should take that
as a sign
839
00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:45,427
of your horrible personality
disorder.
840
00:35:45,462 --> 00:35:47,096
I'm sorry, but I don't see you
perusing around town
841
00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:48,931
having cocktails with any
of your gal pals.
842
00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:52,334
Okay. I guess we didn't have
a lot of girl friends
843
00:35:52,368 --> 00:35:54,169
in high school.
Brittany doesn't count
844
00:35:54,204 --> 00:35:56,805
'cause I was in love with her.
And I guess I had Quinn but...
845
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,674
the fact that she lives
an hour away and I never
846
00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:01,343
thought about calling her
should say something to me.
847
00:36:01,377 --> 00:36:04,012
Yeah. Sucks that we were all
so competitive about boys
848
00:36:04,047 --> 00:36:06,348
and solos.
I mean, you know,
849
00:36:06,382 --> 00:36:08,851
Kurt and Elliott are great,
but it's just different
850
00:36:08,885 --> 00:36:10,352
having someone
who really gets it.
851
00:36:11,855 --> 00:36:15,424
I just don't understand.
Like, why my part?
852
00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:16,992
Why my understudy?
853
00:36:17,026 --> 00:36:19,328
There was an opportunity
and I took it.
854
00:36:19,362 --> 00:36:20,662
You would have done
the same thing,
855
00:36:20,697 --> 00:36:22,531
and then you would
have fought to take down
856
00:36:22,565 --> 00:36:24,466
whoever was in your way.
Even if it was me.
857
00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:27,636
In New York City,
858
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:29,238
ask for a black coffee...
859
00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:32,407
Well, you two in the same room
and there are no stitches?
860
00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:34,109
- That's an improvement.
- We were just gonna rehearse.
861
00:36:34,144 --> 00:36:36,645
Uh, Kurt picked out
the best trio song ever.
862
00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,480
I was just leaving.
Yeah, I'm gonna go, too.
863
00:36:38,515 --> 00:36:40,883
No, no, no, babe, stay.
It'll make me feel less guilty
864
00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:43,719
about being okay with Kurt
kicking you out of the band.
865
00:36:43,753 --> 00:36:46,555
I have to go to work.
Hey, for the record,
866
00:36:46,589 --> 00:36:47,789
I think you guys
are both amazing.
867
00:36:47,824 --> 00:36:49,791
If you manage to patch
things up at some point,
868
00:36:49,826 --> 00:36:52,361
I would love to sing
with either of you or...
869
00:36:52,395 --> 00:36:54,229
cook some curry.
870
00:36:54,264 --> 00:36:55,430
We all would.
871
00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:56,765
Right, well,
872
00:36:56,799 --> 00:36:58,534
I don't really see
that happening any time soon,
873
00:36:58,568 --> 00:36:59,801
and I have to go to rehearsal.
874
00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:02,738
Excuse me.
You're a traitor.
875
00:37:02,772 --> 00:37:04,306
Bye.
876
00:37:08,778 --> 00:37:10,078
Hey.
877
00:37:10,113 --> 00:37:11,613
Hey.
878
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:16,385
So, I thought you were gonna
climb in through the window.
879
00:37:16,419 --> 00:37:19,388
I think I'm retiring my cape.
880
00:37:19,422 --> 00:37:22,057
Guess you're outgrowing
a lot of things.
881
00:37:22,091 --> 00:37:23,659
No, I freaked out.
882
00:37:23,693 --> 00:37:25,294
And I was wrong and I'm sorry.
883
00:37:25,328 --> 00:37:26,828
I thought we were gonna have
884
00:37:26,863 --> 00:37:29,998
the perfect senior year,
and the one that we got
885
00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:33,969
has been so weird
and really hard.
886
00:37:34,003 --> 00:37:36,004
Yeah. And so when
I tried to plan
887
00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:37,873
the perfect night out
and it didn't go the way that...
888
00:37:37,907 --> 00:37:40,275
that I'd hoped, I-I flipped out.
889
00:37:41,978 --> 00:37:44,513
And I guess I found it shocking
to find two people kissing
890
00:37:44,547 --> 00:37:46,982
that I never really
expected to find kissing,
891
00:37:47,016 --> 00:37:50,018
but, really, that happens
all the time around here.
892
00:37:50,053 --> 00:37:51,853
It does. Yeah. You
were right, Tina.
893
00:37:51,888 --> 00:37:53,522
Everything is changing,
894
00:37:53,556 --> 00:37:55,624
and I get why you
want to try everything
895
00:37:55,658 --> 00:37:56,758
before it changes for good.
896
00:37:56,793 --> 00:37:58,627
But the one thing I
can promise is
897
00:37:58,661 --> 00:38:01,630
not gonna change is that we are
gonna be friends forever.
898
00:38:01,664 --> 00:38:03,098
Mm-hmm.
I like the sound of that.
899
00:38:03,132 --> 00:38:05,033
I'm sorry, guys.
900
00:38:06,069 --> 00:38:07,836
What do you all think's
gonna happen
901
00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:09,037
to this place when we leave?
902
00:38:09,072 --> 00:38:10,906
I mean, there's only
gonna be, like,
903
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,075
three kids in the glee club.
It feels so weird
904
00:38:13,109 --> 00:38:15,077
to think about Glee Club
going on without us.
905
00:38:15,111 --> 00:38:16,912
Well, at least
we can leave them with
906
00:38:16,946 --> 00:38:19,214
a second national championship
to remember us with.
907
00:38:19,249 --> 00:38:20,782
- Ménage-a-gross.
- Hey, Artie,
908
00:38:20,817 --> 00:38:22,184
uh, you want to join us? We're
just having, like, a little
909
00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,019
senior moment if you want to,
you know, take part.
910
00:38:24,053 --> 00:38:26,989
No, I don't want
to interrupt your power trio.
911
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,829
All right, all right,
all right, all right!
912
00:38:33,863 --> 00:38:35,063
All right.
913
00:38:35,098 --> 00:38:37,399
Come on.
914
00:38:37,433 --> 00:38:38,934
Okay!
915
00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:39,868
Ladies and gentlemen,
916
00:38:39,902 --> 00:38:42,170
one week until nationals.
917
00:38:44,774 --> 00:38:47,709
Okay, I was planning
on ordering dinner in
918
00:38:47,744 --> 00:38:50,178
and working you guys deep into
the night, but then I realized
919
00:38:50,213 --> 00:38:52,714
that worrying too much about
what you're trying to accomplish
920
00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:55,384
actually gets in the way of what
you're trying to accomplish.
921
00:38:55,418 --> 00:38:57,819
And as a coach
922
00:38:57,854 --> 00:39:00,088
who knows what a national
championship team looks like,
923
00:39:00,123 --> 00:39:01,256
I have to say...
924
00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:04,192
you guys are ready.
925
00:39:04,227 --> 00:39:07,829
Love you!
926
00:39:07,864 --> 00:39:10,198
Except for one thing.
927
00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:13,268
Don't forget your sunblock
928
00:39:13,303 --> 00:39:14,569
because this time next week,
929
00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:16,438
we are gonna be
in sunny Los Angeles.
930
00:39:18,908 --> 00:39:20,809
Wait, Mr. Shue, Mr. Shue.
931
00:39:20,843 --> 00:39:23,412
So, for us seniors,
this is one of our last
932
00:39:23,446 --> 00:39:25,247
Glee Club meetings.
It's kind of a big deal.
933
00:39:25,281 --> 00:39:27,249
We were wondering if we
could just do one last number.
934
00:39:27,283 --> 00:39:30,123
Yes, please. And we wanted to ask Artie
to be a part of the trio with us.
935
00:39:30,153 --> 00:39:31,586
Yeah, if memory serves,
936
00:39:31,621 --> 00:39:32,988
a quartet is 25% more powerful.
937
00:39:33,022 --> 00:39:34,523
We're just a little slow
at the math.
938
00:39:35,558 --> 00:39:38,527
I was right.
939
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,968
♪ I know this pain ♪
940
00:39:48,671 --> 00:39:50,639
♪ Why do you lock yourself up ♪
941
00:39:50,673 --> 00:39:52,841
♪ In these chains? ♪
942
00:39:54,544 --> 00:39:56,678
♪ No one can change your life ♪
943
00:39:56,713 --> 00:39:58,847
♪ Except for you ♪
944
00:39:58,881 --> 00:40:03,852
♪ Don't ever let anyone
step all over you ♪
945
00:40:03,886 --> 00:40:06,054
♪ Just open your heart ♪
946
00:40:06,089 --> 00:40:07,823
♪ And your mind ♪
947
00:40:07,857 --> 00:40:09,458
♪ Mmm ♪
948
00:40:09,492 --> 00:40:12,427
♪ Is it really fair to feel ♪
949
00:40:12,462 --> 00:40:14,463
♪ This way inside? ♪
950
00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:16,665
♪ Oh ♪
951
00:40:16,699 --> 00:40:19,134
♪ Someday somebody's
gonna make you want ♪
952
00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:20,969
♪ To turn around
and say good-bye ♪
953
00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:22,604
♪ Until then ♪
954
00:40:22,638 --> 00:40:24,673
♪ Baby, are you gonna let 'em
hold you down ♪
955
00:40:24,707 --> 00:40:25,841
♪ And make you cry? ♪
956
00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:26,942
♪ Don't you know? ♪
957
00:40:26,976 --> 00:40:28,710
♪ Don't you know
things can change ♪
958
00:40:28,745 --> 00:40:30,345
♪ Things'll go your way ♪
959
00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:33,315
♪ If you hold... ♪
♪ Hold on ♪
960
00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:34,950
♪ For one more day ♪
961
00:40:34,984 --> 00:40:40,021
♪ If you hold on
for one more day ♪
962
00:40:40,056 --> 00:40:43,425
♪ Things'll go your way ♪
963
00:40:43,459 --> 00:40:46,161
♪ Hold on for one more day ♪
964
00:40:48,131 --> 00:40:50,432
♪ Mmm ♪
965
00:40:50,466 --> 00:40:54,102
♪ You can sustain
♪ You can sustain ♪
966
00:40:54,137 --> 00:40:58,306
♪ Oh, or are you comfortable
with the pain? ♪
967
00:41:00,343 --> 00:41:05,313
♪ You've got no one to blame
for your unhappiness ♪
968
00:41:05,348 --> 00:41:08,950
♪ You got yourself
into your own mess ♪
969
00:41:08,985 --> 00:41:10,719
♪ Oh ♪
970
00:41:10,753 --> 00:41:13,221
♪ Lettin' your worries
pass you by ♪
971
00:41:13,256 --> 00:41:16,024
♪ Lettin' your worries
pass you by ♪
♪ Baby ♪
972
00:41:16,058 --> 00:41:17,659
♪ Don't you think it's worth ♪
973
00:41:17,693 --> 00:41:21,229
♪ Your time
to change your mind? ♪
974
00:41:21,264 --> 00:41:23,131
♪ No, no ♪
975
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:24,966
♪ Someday somebody's gonna ♪
976
00:41:25,001 --> 00:41:27,169
♪ Make you want to turn around
and say good-bye ♪
977
00:41:27,203 --> 00:41:28,637
♪ And say good-bye ♪
♪ Until then ♪
978
00:41:28,671 --> 00:41:30,839
♪ Baby, are you gonna let 'em
hold you down ♪
979
00:41:30,873 --> 00:41:32,040
♪ And make you cry? ♪
980
00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:33,175
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Don't you know? ♪
981
00:41:33,209 --> 00:41:35,010
♪ Don't you know
things can change ♪
982
00:41:35,044 --> 00:41:36,545
♪ Things'll go your way ♪
983
00:41:36,579 --> 00:41:38,246
♪ If you hold... ♪
984
00:41:38,281 --> 00:41:41,216
♪ Hold on for one more day ♪
985
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,652
♪ Just hold on ♪
♪ Hold on ♪
986
00:41:43,686 --> 00:41:46,988
♪ Hold on ♪
987
00:41:49,792 --> 00:41:52,194
♪ It's gonna go your way ♪
988
00:41:52,228 --> 00:41:55,831
♪ Hold on for one more day ♪
989
00:41:55,865 --> 00:41:57,999
♪ Things'll go your way ♪
990
00:41:58,034 --> 00:42:00,168
♪ Things'll go your way ♪
991
00:42:00,203 --> 00:42:03,438
♪ Hold on for one more day. ♪
992
00:42:07,410 --> 00:42:09,377
We leave for L.A.
in two days, Em.
993
00:42:09,412 --> 00:42:10,712
You better start packing.
994
00:42:10,746 --> 00:42:13,048
I know how you like to
vacuum-pack all your stuff.
995
00:42:13,082 --> 00:42:14,983
Mm.
996
00:42:15,017 --> 00:42:17,519
Um...
997
00:42:17,553 --> 00:42:19,688
I don't think
I'm gonna go with you.
998
00:42:19,722 --> 00:42:21,556
You better go.
999
00:42:21,591 --> 00:42:23,058
Hey, you're our good luck charm.
1000
00:42:23,092 --> 00:42:24,359
And, besides,
1001
00:42:24,393 --> 00:42:27,929
we can't miss a prime week
of baby-making time.
1002
00:42:27,964 --> 00:42:30,098
Well...
1003
00:42:30,132 --> 00:42:32,400
we can if one
has already been made.
1004
00:42:35,238 --> 00:42:36,738
I'm pregnant.
1005
00:42:36,772 --> 00:42:39,207
Oh, my God.
1006
00:42:39,242 --> 00:42:41,676
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1007
00:42:41,711 --> 00:42:42,944
This is amazing!
1008
00:42:42,979 --> 00:42:45,380
Wait, wait, wait.
Are-are you really pregnant
1009
00:42:45,414 --> 00:42:46,548
or are just pretending to be?
Because last time
1010
00:42:46,582 --> 00:42:47,549
somebody told me
they were pregnant,
1011
00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:49,050
it was really bad...
1012
00:42:49,085 --> 00:42:50,452
Listen, listen...
the doctor confirmed it.
1013
00:42:50,486 --> 00:42:52,587
I'm really, really pregnant
with your baby, Will.
1014
00:42:52,622 --> 00:42:53,755
I'm gonna have your baby.
1015
00:42:53,789 --> 00:42:57,392
Oh... mmm... Oh, my God.
1016
00:42:57,426 --> 00:42:59,561
We're gonna be a real family.
1017
00:42:59,595 --> 00:43:01,730
Just the three of us.
1018
00:43:01,764 --> 00:43:04,833
Oh, I love you so much.
Oh.
1019
00:43:06,052 --> 00:43:10,601
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