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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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Sue framed Figgins
so she could take his job
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so now she's principal
and Becky's her Beckretary.
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- Get out, bitch!
- Kurt started a cover band
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called Pamela Lansbury
and Rachel's in it
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and so is Santana and so is
Dani and so is Elliot,
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who they also call Star Child
but his name's really Elliot.
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Oh, my God, Star Child.
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Jake used to be a man-slut
but then he wasn't
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because he met Marley but then
he cheated on Marley with Bree
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which was so super mean
because Marley's so nice
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and Bree's so horrible
and it's like, geez,
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I guess he's a man-slut again.
That's so sad.
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My Aunt Felicia always says,
"A tiger can't change his stripes."
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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Hey, um, guys!
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Guys... New Directions!
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New Directions!
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Guys! Hey!
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I just ran into Mr. Shue,
and he's gonna be stuck
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in his classroom for the
rest of the afternoon
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because of some school board
inspection thing,
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but he still wanted us to meet so we can
start working on ideas for nationals.
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Beyoncé!
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This is anarchy! We can't... we can't
all just shout at the same time.
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That's better.
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I have some ideas already.
I'm thinking
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that the music needs
to be really simple,
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so we can really highlight
our voices.
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No guitars, or
nothing electronic.
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We go with
a simple piano arrangement.
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Which I could play.
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I'm assuming
you're singing lead?
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Well, I am a senior,
and this is my last go at it.
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We need to win this.
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Well, feels like North Korea
up in here.
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Okay, forget the piano.
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Forget all the music.
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We could just do, um, a
cappella, that always works.
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Déjà Warblers. Should we wear
matching blazers, too?
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Let's take it back...
What was wrong with the guitars?
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Nothing, why can't you guys
just stop resisting me
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for a second,
and just go with me?
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Okay, Blaine Jong-il.
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- Yes! Blaine Jong-il
- I am not trying to be bossy.
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I am trying to give
the benefit of my experience.
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I have won more show choir
competitions than anyone in this room.
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You suck.
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A capella is worth a shot.
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Let's do it.
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Then you two can have
fun in your little barbershop couplet
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while the rest of us
discuss something good.
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Fine. You don't want my help...
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...then I am not gonna give it.
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Looks like somebody's
man-struating.
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I heard that.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Oh, good.
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We're all here.
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Thank you, Team Pamela Lansbury, for
assembling on such short notice.
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Okay, well, I rescheduled
my dialect session,
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so what's up with
this emergency text?
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What's up is I just booked
our band's debut gig!
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Amazing.
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Where? When?
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This Thursday, 7:30 p.m., at the
Greenwich Village hot-spot Callbacks.
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Ooh, NYADA's premier piano bar. Hold
on, isn't that a Broadway hangout?
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Well, traditionally, but
I talked to the manager,
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and he says that Thursdays are
kind of their dead nights.
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So we can go in
and do whatever we want.
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No way, we cannot debut there.
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That is instant career suicide.
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Yeah, Kurt, look,
not to overstep,
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but I-I follow a lot of bands
just starting out,
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and it's kind of all
about the launch.
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You know, getting music critics
out to see you,
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and that's a lot easier
with the right venue.
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Oh, come on, Callbacks is
a real funky place.
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You know, they've got tons of history.
Yeah, but I can't think
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of a single band
that started out there.
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I mean, it's not like The Bitter
End or the Mercury Lounge, or...
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Yeah, and if people
associate that place
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with show tunes, nobody's
gonna come out for...
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Our covers
of Madonna's greatest hits?
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I disagree, Dani.
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Oh, so we're back
to the whole Madonna thing?
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Yes, it was my first impulse.
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Okay, look, guys, I know it's
untraditional, but you have to trust me.
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I was there at Callbacks.
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I saw it all, a vision
of perfect clarity.
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Every seat was occupied.
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A quiet hush fell
over the expectant crowd.
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As Pamela Lansbury made
their way to the stage,
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and the opening notes of Madonna's 1985
single hit "Into the Groove" begin.
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♪ And you can dance ♪
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♪ For inspiration ♪ Get
into the groove, boy ♪
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♪ You've got to prove
your love to me ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪ Get up on your feet,
yeah, step to the beat ♪
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♪ Boy, what will it be ♪ Music
can be such a revelation ♪
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♪ Dancing around
you feel the sweet sensation ♪
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♪ We might be lovers if
the rhythm's right ♪
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♪ I hope this feeling
never ends tonight ♪
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♪ Only when I'm dancing
can I feel this free ♪
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♪ At night I lock the doors
where no one else can see ♪
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♪ I'm tired of dancing here
all by myself ♪
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♪ Tonight I want to dance
with someone else ♪
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♪ Get into the groove, boy ♪ You've
got to prove your love to me ♪
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♪ Yeah, get up on your feet ♪
♪ Yeah, step to the beat ♪
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♪ Boy, what can it be, yeah ♪ Live
out your fantasy here with me ♪
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♪ Just let the music
set you free ♪
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♪ Touch my body, move in time ♪
♪ Now I know you're mine ♪
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♪ Now I know you're mine ♪
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♪ Now I know you're mine ♪
Now I know you're mine ♪
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♪ Now I know you're mine ♪ You've
got to get into the groove, boy ♪
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♪ You've got to prove
your love to me ♪
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♪ Yeah, get up on your feet ♪ Yeah,
step to the beat ♪ Boy, what will it be ♪
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♪ You have to get
into the groove ♪
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♪ Boy, you got to prove
your love to me ♪
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♪ Get up on your feet ♪ Yeah, step
to the beat ♪ Boy, what will it be ♪
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♪ You've got to
get into the groove. ♪
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Oh, it's my fiancé.
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Talk amongst yourselves.
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Hello?
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Oh, can I just say
Glee Club sucks!
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Mr. Shue asked
for ideas for nationals.
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And when I gave some genius ones, everyone
got all mad and started dissing me.
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Maybe I came on too strong.
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But since when is
that a bad thing?
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It's not, but you got to remember, at
McKinley everyone has an equal vote.
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And if you come on too aggressively,
they might think you're a control-freak
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or a puppet master.
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Anyway... I was gonna call you.
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Pamela Lansbury booked
its first gig.
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And I know you were just here,
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but I was hoping you could come
cheer us on in the audience.
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So, what do you say...
can I send you the deets?
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And a JetBlue voucher?
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Uh, of course,
I wouldn't miss it.
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Wow, I can't believe anyone
would see me as controlling.
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You missed a spot.
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I'm doing the best I can, Sue.
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You know, the way
you clean these floors
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is a perfect metaphor for
the way you ran this school.
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You did your best, but your
best just wasn't good enough.
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Look, I know you're upset
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that the school board is coming
today to evaluate McKinley,
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and to determine if I'm worthy to
be instated as full-time principal.
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And do you realize in my short
time as acting principal,
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test scores have risen 42%.
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And my new caning policy has dropped both
absences and tardiness down to zero.
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So, the truth is you should be cleaning
floors and I should be running schools.
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And if you would like
to continue cleaning floors
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and feeding your family,
I suggest you do
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everything you can to make sure
this place looks just amazing
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for this evaluation.
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They're in your office, Coach.
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One last question
before we come back
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for the official evaluation
later in the week.
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Why do you want
to be a principal?
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Now, I know everyone wants to wear
the crown, but the fantasy of it
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can be quite different
from the reality.
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Well, more than anyone I have ever
met, I was born to be in charge.
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Test scores are up.
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Kids are showing up.
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Our sports teams are winning.
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Heck, even the Glee Club
is back competing
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for the national title of clubs
no one really cares about.
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And all of this is happening because
I can finally manifest my vision
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without having to clear it
with some fool.
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You give me this school,
and in one year
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it will be the top school
in the state.
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I guarantee it.
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I'm a champion, gentlemen.
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Let me be your champion.
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We'll be back in a week.
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But between you and me, barring a
total catastrophe, you have my vote.
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You certainly have a lot of
trophies, Principal Sylvester.
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Well, Superintendent Harris, you're
new in town, you may not be aware,
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but I am the only seven-time
national champion cheerleading coach
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in the country.
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Hmm, my wife used to watch those
competitions on television.
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Mm-hmm. Bugged the crap out of me
if I'm gonna be totally honest.
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Mmm.
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- We're divorced.
- Oh.
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Are you married?
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No, no.
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I married myself once, but I
don't think it was legal.
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Yeah.
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We should go out
for a beer sometime.
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Oh, are you sure that's
appropriate, Bob?
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I don't think anyone would see
a couple of guys going out
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for a beer as anything shady.
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Besides I'm new in town.
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I'd like to find some
great dudes to hang out with.
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I-I'll call your office, okay?
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I'm lactose intolerant, and
I may have to fart, Coach.
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I don't look masculine,
do I, Becky?
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You have an allure
that goes beyond gender.
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That's what I always say.
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I have to admit, while I find his hairline
highly suspicious for a man his age,
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that Bob Harris thinks I could star
in the sequel to Boys Don't Cry,
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honestly, it kind
of bums me out.
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Maybe it's your clothes.
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You could try on a skirt
every now and then.
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No, you don't understand
the era I grew up in.
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I became a teacher
almost 30 years ago.
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It was 1986.
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It was a different time.
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I tried being girly.
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But I found it hard to get
the respect I felt I deserved.
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Boys, no video games in school.
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Who are you supposed to be?
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I'm the new cheerleading coach.
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Do you bop?
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Get to class, mates.
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I've been trying to sound
like Crocodile Dundee.
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Word of advice new Cheerios!
Coach, Sue Sylvester.
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Try some pants.
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Get to class!
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That new cheerleading coach
is one scary dude.
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The moment I put that track suit
on, the world bowed before me.
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I had one made in every color.
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Maybe it's time for a change,
Coach.
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Everybody is scared of you now.
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It can't hurt
to girl it up a bit.
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You're early.
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Geez! Oh, Brad! You scared
the crap out of me!
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Warn me before you talk!
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I'm sorry, man.
I'm having a bad week.
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Tell me about it. I can't stop
playing online blackjack.
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I owe thousands of dollars
to some very sketchy people.
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Why doesn't anyone
listen to me?
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I'm in 23 clubs!
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I probably would've been prom king if
this school didn't have so many stoners.
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And what's wrong with having
a solid game plan?
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My house is getting
foreclosed on.
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And get this, my fiancé
called me a "Puppet Master!"
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Well, if "pulling strings"
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means that I encourage people to
reach their fullest potential,
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then, hell yeah,
guilty as charged!
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Brad, if everyone just wants
me to sit down and shut up...
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that's exactly what
I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna be right back here
in the back corner.
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Believe me, that'll
send a message...
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Blainey Days!
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Blainey Days, wake up!
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We're sorry we didn't listen
to you earlier.
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Yeah, dawg. Our bad, yo!
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I'd love to say something really bitchy
or even downright cruel, but I can't,
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because you're clearly the most
talented teenager at this school!
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On this planet! Yeah, that's why
we're best friends, even though
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I'm straight and you're gay
and I'm blond and you're gay.
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May the Force be with you.
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Kids, I've got an awesome idea!
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This week's lesson is all about the
most inspiring guy we know: Blaine!
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Ooh, child,
Unique's got the blues!
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And the only way to cure 'em
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is to hear Blaine's
smooth-as-a-baby's-butt voice!
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Please, Blaine!
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Please?
Please?
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Yeah, Blaine!
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Really?
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Well, if you guys insist.
What should I sing?
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Oh, I know. Hit it!
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♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪ Whatever
this world can give to me ♪
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♪ It's you, you're all I see ♪
Ooh, you make me live now, honey ♪
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♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪
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♪ Oh, you're the best friend
that I ever had ♪
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♪ I've been with you
such a long time ♪
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♪ You're my sunshine,
and I want you to know ♪
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♪ That my feelings are
true ♪ I really love you
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♪ Oh, you're my best friend. ♪
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♪ Ooh, you make me live! ♪
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♪ Ooh, I've been
wandering around back to you ♪
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♪ He'll come back to you ♪
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♪ Rain or shine,
you stood by me, girl ♪
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♪ And I'm happy at home ♪
♪ You're my best friend ♪
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♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪ Whenever
this world is cruel to me ♪
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♪ I've got you to help
me forgive ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, you make me live now,
honey ♪
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♪ And I'm happy ♪
♪ You're my best friend ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Oh, you're my best friend ♪
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♪ Ooh, you make me live,
ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, you're my best
friend ♪ Oh-oh ♪ Oh-oh! ♪
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♪ Oh-oh! You make me live! ♪
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Blainey Days, Blainey Days,
what's wrong with you?
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Yeah, dude, you didn't say
a word the entire class.
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Didn't even sing.
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You want us to call you
a waaambulance?
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'Cause your pity party
is out of control.
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Yeah, girl, check yourself
before you wreck yourself!
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And again. Five, six, seven, eight.
Go one, two... four.
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Six, eight.
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Sharper. Two, three,
here it comes.
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Make sure we land.
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Oh, God, okay, I've seen enough.
Everyone stop.
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Look, I'm gonna do
you guys a favor. You suck,
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and I can't be bothered
to keep wasting my time.
300
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Hit the showers and get focused.
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Please, tomorrow,
we are doing 540s.
302
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Oh, my God, her, too?
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All of them, actually.
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00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:06,304
Jake, hey, uh, listen,
I just wanted to say thanks
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for sticking up for me
in Glee Club.
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00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:10,144
Sometimes I feel like
I'm the only one
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that cares about pushing us
so we can nail it, you know?
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00:16:12,842 --> 00:16:16,080
Yeah, I know, I mean, I'm
getting pretty sick of it, too.
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00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:18,383
Um, I don't know how else
to say this, but...
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there's something's going on
in the choir room.
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I don't know if it's haunted or
like a space-time rift happening,
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but trust me, do yourself a
favor, sit in the back corner.
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It's crazy.
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Dance has never been our strong
suit, but I think with Jake's help,
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we can really kick it
up a notch. Jake?
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00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:42,109
What's the point?
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I'm sorry?
318
00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:45,780
Seriously, what is the point?
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I could choreograph a sick
dance, none of you can keep up.
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I mean, half of you can't even
do it and won't even try. Why?
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Because you're not dancers.
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00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:54,590
So let's not waste my time.
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00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:57,861
Let's just do another cut-and-paste dance
routine that even Tina can pick up.
324
00:16:57,895 --> 00:16:59,597
You are such a conceited jerk.
325
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:02,133
I'm not conceited, I'm bored.
326
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,868
Please, we've seen
your dance moves.
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00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:06,037
They're fine, not epic.
328
00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:07,635
Oh, you want to see epic?
329
00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:08,666
Give me a beat!
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00:17:20,983 --> 00:17:25,624
♪ Sittin' in the movie show
thinking nasty thoughts ♪
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♪ Uh! Uh! ♪
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♪ Better be a gentleman
or you'll turn me off, uh, huh ♪
333
00:17:37,935 --> 00:17:39,406
♪ That's right,
and let me tell it ♪
334
00:17:39,439 --> 00:17:43,603
♪ Nasty, nasty boys
don't mean a thing, uh, huh ♪
335
00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:53,050
♪ Oh, you nasty boys ♪ Nasty, nasty
boys, don't ever change, huh ♪
336
00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:59,522
♪ Oh, you nasty boys ♪ I
don't like no nasty girl ♪
337
00:17:59,555 --> 00:18:01,918
♪ I don't like nasty food,
uh, huh ♪
338
00:18:01,951 --> 00:18:04,758
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
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00:18:06,529 --> 00:18:10,360
♪ The only nasty thing I like
is a nasty groove, uh! ♪
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♪ Will this one do? ♪
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00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:18,244
♪ Uh-huh, I know, sing ♪ I'm not a
prude, I just want some respect ♪
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00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:23,181
♪ That's right ♪ So close the door if
you want me to respond, ooh, yeah ♪
343
00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:25,455
♪ 'Cause privacy
is my middle name ♪
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♪ My last name is control ♪ No,
my first name ain't "baby" ♪
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00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:32,558
♪ It's Janet... Ms. Jackson
if you're nasty ♪
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♪ People of the world today ♪ Are we
looking for a better way of life? ♪
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♪ Say! We are a part
of the rhythm nation ♪
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♪ Rhythm! ♪
♪ People of the world unite ♪
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♪ Strength in numbers,
we can get it right, one time ♪
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♪ Sing on ♪ We are a part
of the rhythm nation ♪
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♪ Everybody! ♪
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♪ Nasty, nasty boys ♪
♪ Don't mean a thing ♪
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00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,835
♪ We are a part
of the rhythm nation ♪
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♪ Everybody sing it ♪ Nasty,
nasty boys don't ever change ♪
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00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:15,895
♪ We are a part
of the rhythm nation ♪
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00:19:15,928 --> 00:19:23,928
♪ Rhythm... ♪ We are a part
of the rhythm nation ♪
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♪ Sing it ♪
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♪ It goes to hear the rhythm ♪
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00:19:30,157 --> 00:19:33,458
♪ We are a part of the rhythm
nation ♪
♪ Oh, you nasty boys. ♪
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00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:35,425
Baby-faced mocha-teen boy,
arise!
361
00:19:37,162 --> 00:19:39,126
Where is everyone?
362
00:19:39,159 --> 00:19:41,362
They left minutes ago,
muttering hateful comments
363
00:19:41,395 --> 00:19:45,662
about your snide, nasty
mouth and bad boy attitudes.
364
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:46,726
Now clear out!
365
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:53,836
Excuse me, Miss Alfano.
366
00:19:53,869 --> 00:19:56,971
As much as I've really enjoyed learning
about yarn these past three months,
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00:19:57,004 --> 00:19:59,970
I was wondering, since Arts and
Crafts is my senior elective,
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00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:03,272
if maybe I could do my own
thing and venture into felt
369
00:20:03,306 --> 00:20:06,242
and fabric and even
yarn and make a puppet?
370
00:20:06,275 --> 00:20:08,312
Your request surely begs
the question,
371
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:13,349
"Why on earth would an 18-year-old
man want to make a puppet?"
372
00:20:13,382 --> 00:20:16,810
Well... it's not just any puppet...
It's a puppet of my fiancé.
373
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:19,585
We're 600 miles apart, and even though
I get to see him tomorrow night,
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00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,914
I'd really like
to see him right now,
375
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:23,152
even though it might be
only in my imagination.
376
00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:25,852
Fine. Make a puppet.
377
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:30,051
May I experiment with découpage?
378
00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:30,820
No.
379
00:20:34,328 --> 00:20:36,230
I forgave myself
a long time ago.
380
00:20:36,263 --> 00:20:38,701
I think it's time
I forgive you now.
381
00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:41,599
You are right.
Please forgive me.
382
00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:44,606
In this argument, I don't have
a leg to stand on.
383
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:58,622
Hey, Principal... uh, Coach.
384
00:20:58,655 --> 00:21:02,453
Um, geez, are you okay?
Oh, what's with the shoes?
385
00:21:02,486 --> 00:21:04,123
Man, you have big feet.
386
00:21:04,156 --> 00:21:07,794
Well, I'm sorry if my femininity
threatens you. What is that?
387
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:10,291
Did you just touch me
with a puppet?
388
00:21:10,332 --> 00:21:12,026
Oh, I made it in Crafts class.
389
00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:13,294
Get that thing out of here!
390
00:21:13,327 --> 00:21:14,829
I don't ever want
to see that thing
391
00:21:14,862 --> 00:21:17,891
in my hallway again! What?
You can't just ban puppets.
392
00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:19,659
Are you saying that
because of the shoes?
393
00:21:19,699 --> 00:21:21,425
Are you less afraid of me?
394
00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:25,029
In a few days' time
I am going to be evaluated
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00:21:25,062 --> 00:21:26,764
on my abilities
to run this school.
396
00:21:26,797 --> 00:21:29,237
If the school board comes here
and sees schizophrenic students
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00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:30,908
clearly off their meds
talking to puppets,
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00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:33,297
they are gonna think I don't
have a handle on things.
399
00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:35,168
Well... Hey, hey! Kurt puppet!
400
00:21:35,201 --> 00:21:37,440
This is contraband. And if
I catch you with your hand
401
00:21:37,473 --> 00:21:40,702
up the butt of anything that isn't
human, you're in a world of trouble.
402
00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:42,806
But... Be careful.
403
00:21:42,839 --> 00:21:45,805
Damn it!
404
00:22:08,314 --> 00:22:09,817
Sue, I... look,
I-I'm trying to work.
405
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:12,051
Do you mind coming back in,
like, an hour to barge in here
406
00:22:12,085 --> 00:22:14,495
- without knocking and start insulting
me for no reason? - Oh, sure, sure, pal.
407
00:22:14,528 --> 00:22:16,063
I just, uh, I want to ask
you a question first.
408
00:22:16,096 --> 00:22:18,433
Um... you're an oddly
feminine man.
409
00:22:18,466 --> 00:22:19,666
What?
410
00:22:19,699 --> 00:22:21,605
Oh, please, you just
literally did a pirouette.
411
00:22:21,638 --> 00:22:24,078
Sue, just because a guy can dance
doesn't make him effeminate.
412
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,544
That's what I'm saying.
When you dance, somehow
413
00:22:26,577 --> 00:22:28,879
you're able to maintain
your manliness.
414
00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:31,048
Here's the thing:
415
00:22:31,081 --> 00:22:35,954
Um... I happen to have a sizeable crush
on the handsomest man in the universe,
416
00:22:35,995 --> 00:22:37,426
Superintendent Bob Harris.
417
00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:39,164
I've had multiple
conversations with him.
418
00:22:39,197 --> 00:22:45,499
In fact, several days ago, I was quite
certain he was flirting with me.
419
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:49,134
But it turns out all this
time he thought I was a man.
420
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:52,037
I blame the Johnny Cash song,
"A Boy Named Sue."
421
00:22:54,343 --> 00:22:56,110
You know what they used
to say about Ginger Rogers?
422
00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:57,077
No.
423
00:22:57,111 --> 00:22:59,574
That she could lead her partner while
dancing backwards in high heels.
424
00:22:59,615 --> 00:23:02,647
I have no idea how that is
germane to this conversation.
425
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,648
Ginger Rogers was
the pinnacle of femininity.
426
00:23:04,689 --> 00:23:07,782
I mean, she was one of the most
famous dancers in the world,
427
00:23:07,823 --> 00:23:11,624
and her partner was Fred Astaire, maybe
the greatest dancer of all time.
428
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:14,126
Again, I don't know how this
pertains to what I'm talking about.
429
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:17,526
The point is, Ginger Rogers did
everything Fred Astaire did...
430
00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:20,304
only she did it backwards
and in high heels.
431
00:23:20,337 --> 00:23:23,673
I mean, she managed to find a
way to be feminine and strong.
432
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:26,606
Half the time when it looked like
Fred Astaire was leading her?
433
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:27,638
She was leading him.
434
00:23:27,671 --> 00:23:29,142
Okay.
Tell you what.
435
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:30,078
Let's make a deal.
436
00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:33,342
I'll teach you to lead while
dancing backwards in high heels,
437
00:23:33,382 --> 00:23:37,444
and you give me the $600 I need
for new costumes at nationals.
438
00:23:37,485 --> 00:23:39,882
Nope.
Forget it.
439
00:23:39,915 --> 00:23:41,346
I'm sorry, there's no way
in hell I'm going to give
440
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,555
the Glee Club more
money for costumes
441
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,556
until you can explain
to me how you paid for
442
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:48,658
that 18-cubic-foot inflatable Lady Gaga
airbag that you strapped onto the back
443
00:23:48,691 --> 00:23:49,826
of the crippled
kid's wheelchair.
444
00:23:49,859 --> 00:23:52,129
That was at least
$1,000 right there, William.
445
00:23:52,162 --> 00:23:54,099
Fine.
446
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,132
Suit yourself.
447
00:24:04,846 --> 00:24:06,140
Hey, doll.
448
00:24:06,181 --> 00:24:07,706
What do you say
you and I cut a rug?
449
00:24:09,577 --> 00:24:17,577
♪ Heaven ♪ I'm in heaven ♪ And my heart
beats so that I can hardly speak ♪
450
00:24:21,688 --> 00:24:29,688
♪ And I seem to find ♪ The happiness
I seek ♪ When we're out together ♪
451
00:24:30,057 --> 00:24:32,126
♪ Dancing cheek to cheek ♪
452
00:24:35,093 --> 00:24:43,093
♪ Heaven ♪ I'm in heaven ♪ And the cares
that hung around me through the week ♪
453
00:24:46,465 --> 00:24:52,672
♪ Seem to vanish ♪ Like a
gambler's lucky streak ♪
454
00:24:52,705 --> 00:24:57,610
♪ When we're out together ♪
♪ Dancing cheek to cheek ♪
455
00:24:59,179 --> 00:25:02,744
♪ Oh, I love to climb
a mountain ♪
456
00:25:02,785 --> 00:25:05,048
♪ And to reach
the highest peak ♪
457
00:25:05,081 --> 00:25:09,052
♪ But it doesn't thrill me
half as much ♪
458
00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:11,313
♪ As dancing cheek to cheek ♪
459
00:25:11,346 --> 00:25:14,983
♪ Oh, I love to go out fishing ♪
♪ Go out fishing ♪
460
00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:18,488
♪ In a river or a creek ♪
♪ Or a creek ♪
461
00:25:18,521 --> 00:25:21,022
♪ But I don't enjoy it
half as much ♪
462
00:25:21,055 --> 00:25:25,897
♪ As dancing cheek to cheek ♪
463
00:25:58,185 --> 00:26:06,185
♪ And I seem to find ♪ The happiness
I seek ♪ When we're out together ♪
464
00:26:08,028 --> 00:26:14,325
♪ Dancing cheek to cheek. ♪
465
00:26:16,764 --> 00:26:19,025
Come on, Coach!
466
00:26:19,058 --> 00:26:20,327
Wake up!
467
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,259
I've got to shop for
a mini-fridge for college!
468
00:26:29,399 --> 00:26:31,334
Oh, God, let it go.
I don't want a girlfriend.
469
00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:33,005
Shut up.
470
00:26:33,038 --> 00:26:34,371
I don't want to be
your girlfriend, either.
471
00:26:34,404 --> 00:26:36,141
Then what?
472
00:26:36,174 --> 00:26:37,204
I'm late for class.
473
00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:43,149
I'm pregnant.
474
00:26:43,182 --> 00:26:44,981
With your baby.
475
00:26:45,014 --> 00:26:48,484
Bree, this is... All I'm
going to ask is that
476
00:26:48,517 --> 00:26:50,253
you come with me
to the doctor, okay?
477
00:26:50,286 --> 00:26:51,451
Wh-What are your parents
going to say?
478
00:26:51,492 --> 00:26:53,621
No... parents.
479
00:26:53,662 --> 00:26:55,628
This is staying between us.
480
00:26:56,996 --> 00:26:57,994
Forever.
481
00:26:58,027 --> 00:27:00,093
It's the right thing to do.
482
00:27:00,126 --> 00:27:01,956
Right?
483
00:27:23,002 --> 00:27:25,000
Well, well, well.
484
00:27:25,033 --> 00:27:27,441
If it isn't Miss Sally Field
in Not Without My Puppet.
485
00:27:27,474 --> 00:27:30,503
Did you really think I was
too stupid to suspect
486
00:27:30,544 --> 00:27:33,141
that you would come back here
under the cloak of darkness
487
00:27:33,174 --> 00:27:38,349
to claim your monstrous puppet-bride,
you strange, tiny, doe-eyed pervert?
488
00:27:38,382 --> 00:27:41,610
Kindly remove your fist
from Puppet Hummel's butt
489
00:27:41,651 --> 00:27:43,914
and place him gingerly
on the desk.
490
00:27:45,885 --> 00:27:48,926
And now report to detention
for the rest of the week.
491
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,629
But I was supposed to fly to New
York to see Kurt's first big show.
492
00:27:51,662 --> 00:27:54,165
Well, then you're gonna have to
cancel Wonder Woman's invisible jet,
493
00:27:54,198 --> 00:27:55,765
or whatever magic discount
494
00:27:55,798 --> 00:27:58,702
bullet train you kids use for
your weekly jaunts to New York.
495
00:27:58,735 --> 00:28:00,005
Now, get out of here.
496
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:03,773
Go feel shame.
497
00:28:12,154 --> 00:28:15,222
Hi. Hey. Did you get your ticket
that I reserved for you, house-left?
498
00:28:15,263 --> 00:28:17,094
Kurt, I was gonna call you.
499
00:28:17,127 --> 00:28:21,431
Um, please don't be mad, but...
I'm not in New York, I'm in Lima.
500
00:28:21,464 --> 00:28:23,672
A-Are you kidding? What happened?
Did you miss your flight?
501
00:28:23,705 --> 00:28:25,905
- A-Are you okay?
- I-I'm fine.
502
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,842
- I'm just, um...
- I'm just trying to explain.
503
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:31,346
Yes, why don't you explain... and
it better be a good explanation.
504
00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:33,250
Well, Principal Sylvester
gave me detention,
505
00:28:33,283 --> 00:28:36,153
and she said if I tried to skip
it that she was gonna suspend me
506
00:28:36,186 --> 00:28:37,920
and put it on my permanent record.
Hang on.
507
00:28:37,953 --> 00:28:39,352
Whoa, whoa, wait one second.
508
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:40,887
And you weren't
going to call me?
509
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,686
I-I was trying my best
not to hurt you.
510
00:28:43,719 --> 00:28:45,558
All I did was steal back
the Kurt puppet
511
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:47,157
- that I made in crafts class.
- Excuse me?
512
00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:49,091
The-the what puppet? What the
hell are you talking about?
513
00:28:49,124 --> 00:28:52,727
Uh, I-I know, it's, uh, it's kind of...
a weird story.
514
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,223
But basically,
I was missing you.
515
00:28:54,256 --> 00:28:55,990
And is that how you see me?
516
00:28:56,031 --> 00:28:58,926
As a thing of felt and cloth and
button eyes that has no feelings,
517
00:28:58,967 --> 00:29:01,701
that you can play with and manipulate
and then discard whenever you're bored?
518
00:29:01,734 --> 00:29:02,997
- Oh, no.
- I'm a person, Blaine.
519
00:29:03,030 --> 00:29:05,672
I am flesh and blood and bone, and
this is a really big night for me,
520
00:29:05,705 --> 00:29:06,840
and I needed you to be here.
521
00:29:06,873 --> 00:29:09,742
Kurt...
522
00:29:10,943 --> 00:29:13,175
Hey.
523
00:29:13,215 --> 00:29:15,047
We can release Blaine's seat.
524
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,848
I don't think that's
gonna be necessary.
525
00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:26,625
One person?
526
00:29:26,658 --> 00:29:29,697
And he thinks Angela
Lansbury's performing.
527
00:29:29,730 --> 00:29:31,367
I told you so.
528
00:29:39,356 --> 00:29:41,713
Let's be real for a second.
529
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:44,050
I've never been all that
nice to you, and I don't
530
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,887
really get whatever's...
going on with you,
531
00:29:46,928 --> 00:29:51,127
but I have to say, there's a part
of me that really admires it.
532
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:56,713
When a woman of my stature needs a
makeover, she rings up all her best gays,
533
00:29:56,746 --> 00:30:00,587
but unfortunately, Porcelain, the
Sassy Toothless Elf, is in New York.
534
00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:05,215
So... God's most fabulous
mistake, I turn to you.
535
00:30:06,656 --> 00:30:09,592
I want to look more like a lady.
536
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:14,899
Girl, I have already pulled out my
makeup kit... I got you, boo.
537
00:30:16,535 --> 00:30:20,405
Welcome, teen delinquents, to
detention, AKA "The Beck-fast Club,"
538
00:30:20,438 --> 00:30:22,206
named after Miss Becky Jackson,
539
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:24,910
who has been here
more than any other student.
540
00:30:24,943 --> 00:30:26,511
Yeah, why is that?
541
00:30:26,544 --> 00:30:28,881
'Cause I like saying
bad words, bitch!
542
00:30:28,922 --> 00:30:33,465
Jacob X. Puckerman, you were
caught red-handed starting another
543
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:37,572
exciting yet forbidden fistfight in the
William McKinley High School hallways.
544
00:30:37,605 --> 00:30:40,845
Why are you such
a mysterious musical bad boy?
545
00:30:41,775 --> 00:30:42,982
It is now 4:01.
546
00:30:43,016 --> 00:30:45,783
You have exactly eight hours
to ponder the horrific
547
00:30:45,816 --> 00:30:47,949
error of your pubescent ways.
548
00:30:47,982 --> 00:30:52,421
There will be no talking and no
monkeyshines, is that clear?
549
00:30:52,454 --> 00:30:53,757
Crystal.
550
00:30:55,662 --> 00:30:57,958
You know, maybe
we could use this time
551
00:30:57,991 --> 00:31:00,063
to get to know each other
a little better.
552
00:31:00,096 --> 00:31:03,341
We could sit in a circle on
the floor and tell each other
553
00:31:03,374 --> 00:31:04,741
about our core wounds.
554
00:31:04,774 --> 00:31:06,573
Or you shut your hole.
555
00:31:06,613 --> 00:31:12,147
I'm going to college soon, I don't
have time for your lame-ass bull crap.
556
00:31:19,296 --> 00:31:20,759
I'm sorry, Blaine Warbler.
557
00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:22,925
But that was totally
inappropriate.
558
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,165
Please come sit with me.
559
00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:26,997
Sometimes I fly off the handle.
560
00:31:27,030 --> 00:31:30,533
Like yesterday, when I taped
Dottie's buns together.
561
00:31:30,566 --> 00:31:32,206
I did it for my old man.
562
00:31:32,239 --> 00:31:34,175
I wanted him to think
I was cool.
563
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,309
That's really heavy, Becky.
Thanks for sharing.
564
00:31:36,342 --> 00:31:38,141
What's going on with you,
Blaine?
565
00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:43,315
Well, to tell the truth, guys, I
feel really, really guilty about
566
00:31:43,348 --> 00:31:44,916
missing Kurt's show in New York.
567
00:31:44,949 --> 00:31:47,750
Why? It's a stupid
cover band.
568
00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:51,487
And, dude, you go to New York all the
time... you were just there last week.
569
00:31:51,528 --> 00:31:53,893
True. But Kurt needs me.
570
00:31:53,926 --> 00:31:57,197
- We all need you, because
you are so awesome. - Yeah,
571
00:31:57,230 --> 00:31:58,997
you're America's gay sweetheart.
572
00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:00,334
Thanks, guys.
573
00:32:00,367 --> 00:32:02,703
You guys are, like,
my only real friends.
574
00:32:02,736 --> 00:32:05,168
But we're not real;
we're puppets.
575
00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:07,038
Maybe that's a bad thing.
576
00:32:07,071 --> 00:32:09,407
Maybe the fact that I can
only really feel like myself
577
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,481
with friends I can
totally control is keeping me
578
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,512
from really feeling like
I'm close to anyone.
579
00:32:14,553 --> 00:32:18,354
Maybe it's indicative
of a deeper intimacy issue.
580
00:32:18,387 --> 00:32:20,657
Or maybe everyone
should just wise up
581
00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:24,483
and start doing everything you se, because
you are so right on all the time.
582
00:32:24,524 --> 00:32:25,755
By the way, did
you notice you're
583
00:32:25,789 --> 00:32:27,829
now having puppet fantasies
outside the choir room?
584
00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:29,262
That's not normal.
585
00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:31,231
Seriously, you might
want to get a CAT scan.
586
00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:34,372
Hello, hello.
Wake up. Hey.
587
00:32:34,405 --> 00:32:36,245
Will you cover for me, please?
I've got to leave early.
588
00:32:36,278 --> 00:32:38,380
Uh, y-yeah, sure. Why?
589
00:32:38,413 --> 00:32:40,581
It's not important. Later.
590
00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:45,720
Hey, so, are you ready to go?
591
00:32:45,753 --> 00:32:49,558
No need. The crimson tide
is rolling again.
592
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,293
I got my period.
593
00:32:52,326 --> 00:32:53,589
I'm not pregnant.
594
00:32:53,629 --> 00:32:57,195
I guess I was just
late... this month.
595
00:32:57,228 --> 00:32:59,330
Are you serious?
That's awesome news.
596
00:32:59,363 --> 00:33:01,433
Oh, I am so relieved.
You're relieved?
597
00:33:01,466 --> 00:33:04,499
Why? I was the one who had
to go to the doctor visit.
598
00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:06,667
No, I just mean that I'm
relieved that the whole thing
599
00:33:06,707 --> 00:33:08,803
is over, you know,
for the both of us.
600
00:33:08,843 --> 00:33:13,916
Let me hit you with the blunt
instrument of reality, Puckerman.
601
00:33:13,949 --> 00:33:17,451
You're still you, a douchey playboy
who's gonna spend the rest of his life
602
00:33:17,484 --> 00:33:21,051
dealing with one mess after
another as long as he lives.
603
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:24,587
One of these days, you are gonna
knock someone up, and I feel bad
604
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:27,592
for whoever has to have a child
that shares your DNA.
605
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:30,391
Hey, I'm gonna make
a great father one day.
606
00:33:30,424 --> 00:33:32,128
To who?
607
00:33:32,161 --> 00:33:34,464
Your seven kids
by seven different women?
608
00:33:35,496 --> 00:33:38,499
Not unless you change.
609
00:33:38,532 --> 00:33:41,866
Bree, look, I'm sorry, okay? I know
this whole thing was really scary
610
00:33:41,899 --> 00:33:45,597
- and traumatic... - Just do me a favor
and stay away from me from now on.
611
00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:47,629
You're toxic.
612
00:33:57,561 --> 00:33:58,967
Little known fact?
613
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,135
McKinley saved a bundle on new
lockers by using recycled metal.
614
00:34:02,168 --> 00:34:04,334
These lockers
are actually Kalashnikovs
615
00:34:04,367 --> 00:34:08,338
that were melted down
during the war in Chechnya.
616
00:34:08,371 --> 00:34:14,478
Uh, Principal Sylvester, Yes.
I owe you an apology. I...
617
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:20,380
I get in "business mode," and I may not
be that observant, so I... Well, I...
618
00:34:20,421 --> 00:34:23,222
might've overlooked
your more... feminine side.
619
00:34:23,255 --> 00:34:25,221
Oh. No worries, Superintendant.
620
00:34:25,254 --> 00:34:26,294
No worries.
621
00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:27,758
Please.
622
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:35,156
And this... is the choir
room of McKinley's pride and joy,
623
00:34:35,189 --> 00:34:39,224
our national championship glee
club, the New Directions.
624
00:34:39,257 --> 00:34:43,828
Attention, McKinley School Board,
Sue Sylvester has put our children
625
00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:45,502
in grave danger.
626
00:34:45,535 --> 00:34:47,776
There is a gas leak in this room
627
00:34:47,809 --> 00:34:52,145
that is a direct result of Sue
Sylvester's failed leadership!
628
00:34:52,178 --> 00:34:56,646
No, there was a gas leak in
this room, but I fixed it.
629
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,058
I know a gas-induced
fantasy dance sequence
630
00:35:01,091 --> 00:35:03,550
when I experience one.
631
00:35:03,591 --> 00:35:07,250
And despite the fact that facilities
management is under your jurisdiction,
632
00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:11,426
Janitor Figgins, I found the
problem, I corrected it
633
00:35:11,459 --> 00:35:13,732
and now I'm cutting your pay
in half.
634
00:35:13,765 --> 00:35:16,467
Principal Sylvester,
we've seen enough.
635
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:19,809
Yours is precisely the type
of leadership this school needs.
636
00:35:19,842 --> 00:35:22,548
The board would like to make you
principal on a permanent basis.
637
00:35:22,581 --> 00:35:24,043
Oh!
638
00:35:24,084 --> 00:35:25,547
Congratulations, Sue.
639
00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:28,149
Oh, thank you so
much, Superintendant.
640
00:35:28,190 --> 00:35:31,083
How about we go out
and celebrate?
641
00:35:31,124 --> 00:35:32,187
Excuse me?
642
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:34,492
Would you like to go out
on a date with me?
643
00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:36,293
Um... no.
644
00:35:37,294 --> 00:35:38,365
I don't want to do that.
645
00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,336
Am I okay?
646
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:49,481
I mean, is this what it feels
like to be losing your mind?
647
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:50,680
I'm unraveling.
648
00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,343
I feel like Mel Gibson
in The Beaver.
649
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:55,845
More like
Mel Gibson in Mad Max,
650
00:35:55,879 --> 00:35:59,713
with your abs and your...
leather.
651
00:35:59,746 --> 00:36:00,983
Wait, what leather?
652
00:36:01,016 --> 00:36:02,815
The leather I was
imagining you in
653
00:36:02,848 --> 00:36:10,154
when I was rubbing vapor cream all
over your smooth... hairless... chest.
654
00:36:10,187 --> 00:36:13,153
Tina, I'm engaged.
655
00:36:13,186 --> 00:36:16,821
- Hey, what's going on? - Uh... nothing.
I'm-I'm just, um, cleaning my head out.
656
00:36:16,854 --> 00:36:18,316
Just trying to figure
some stuff out.
657
00:36:18,357 --> 00:36:19,284
Is that supposed to be me?
658
00:36:19,325 --> 00:36:22,323
What?! That's...
that-that's crazy.
659
00:36:22,356 --> 00:36:24,859
She has Asian eyes
and my exact dress.
660
00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:26,227
Total coincidence.
661
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:28,730
Not everything
is about you, Tina.
662
00:36:28,763 --> 00:36:30,226
What do you want?
663
00:36:30,266 --> 00:36:32,529
I just wanted to let you know
that everybody feels bad.
664
00:36:32,562 --> 00:36:34,865
We spent pretty much the
whole Glee session discussing
665
00:36:34,899 --> 00:36:37,571
how much pressure you're under
with nationals, graduation...
666
00:36:37,604 --> 00:36:40,981
The engagement. You were just trying to
exert some control. And the truth is,
667
00:36:41,014 --> 00:36:42,907
you should have some.
You've earned it.
668
00:36:42,948 --> 00:36:46,405
Sam suggested you should have the lead
on one of the songs at nationals.
669
00:36:46,446 --> 00:36:48,613
So we took a vote
and it was unanimous.
670
00:36:48,646 --> 00:36:51,677
Piano, a capella,
whatever you think is right.
671
00:36:51,718 --> 00:36:54,043
- Thanks, Tina.
- Of course.
672
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,051
So if you're done being
a puppet master,
673
00:36:56,084 --> 00:36:58,421
do you think you could take your
hand out from under my dress?
674
00:36:58,454 --> 00:37:01,652
- Um...
- Yeah.
675
00:37:01,693 --> 00:37:04,830
- Um... - It's okay.
- Sorry about that.
676
00:37:04,864 --> 00:37:05,727
Thanks.
677
00:37:06,464 --> 00:37:09,502
I'm gonna miss having
a Kurt puppet though.
678
00:37:09,535 --> 00:37:11,799
He did anything I said.
679
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,408
Anything?
680
00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:16,239
All right, settle down, Puppet Tina.
Okay. I get it. Blainey Days...
681
00:37:16,272 --> 00:37:19,248
Marley. Marley, Marley, please.
682
00:37:19,281 --> 00:37:20,713
Please just
listen. Please.
683
00:37:20,746 --> 00:37:22,547
30 seconds. Go.
684
00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,482
I miss you.
685
00:37:24,523 --> 00:37:25,818
Every minute of every day.
686
00:37:25,851 --> 00:37:28,227
And I know that I screwed
things up really badly,
687
00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:31,660
and I'm sorry. I know what I lost and
I know that I can't be without you.
688
00:37:31,693 --> 00:37:34,101
I need you. I don't want
to be this jerk anymore,
689
00:37:34,134 --> 00:37:36,797
and you are the only one who can
make me a better person.
690
00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:39,133
A good person.
I'm not here to fix you, Jake.
691
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,668
I know, I know, I know.
That's why I'm here.
692
00:37:41,709 --> 00:37:44,941
To make it right, to make it
better, to make me better.
693
00:37:44,974 --> 00:37:49,615
I'm sorry, but we gave it a try and it...
just wasn't right.
694
00:37:49,648 --> 00:37:54,954
So after all that... you're saying
you don't have any feelings for me?
695
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:03,837
I think that you're
a good friend and teammate...
696
00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:06,942
Marley... but I just don't
feel the same as you.
697
00:38:06,975 --> 00:38:09,340
Not anymore.
698
00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:10,843
Marley, please.
699
00:38:11,675 --> 00:38:13,306
I got to get to class.
700
00:38:13,347 --> 00:38:15,212
I'll see you later in Glee Club.
701
00:38:25,076 --> 00:38:27,397
Look, I know we don't know why
Kurt called this meeting.
702
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,597
It's probably
to retire the band,
703
00:38:28,631 --> 00:38:30,511
but we can't rub it in and say,
"I told you so."
704
00:38:30,535 --> 00:38:31,502
That would be devastating.
705
00:38:31,535 --> 00:38:34,839
Well, I wouldn't do that, and I'm not gonna
let Kurt disband Pamela Lansbury.
706
00:38:34,872 --> 00:38:37,143
Look, I might not agree
with all of his decisions,
707
00:38:37,176 --> 00:38:39,407
but he is our leader
and he's an artist,
708
00:38:39,448 --> 00:38:41,709
and artists should be allowed
to fail.
709
00:38:41,742 --> 00:38:43,381
Who says we failed?
710
00:38:43,414 --> 00:38:44,880
Cronuts, anyone?
711
00:38:44,921 --> 00:38:46,089
Hi.
712
00:38:46,122 --> 00:38:48,153
Oh, this? No big deal.
713
00:38:48,186 --> 00:38:52,060
Just a little token from the booking
agency of the Williamsburg Music Hall,
714
00:38:52,093 --> 00:38:54,533
which is the location
of our second gig!
715
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,196
What? Are you serious?
716
00:38:56,237 --> 00:38:59,835
- How? - Okay, true, we only had one
audience member at our last show,
717
00:38:59,868 --> 00:39:01,604
but it happened to be the
right audience member
718
00:39:01,637 --> 00:39:05,043
because, not only was he
a devoted Angela Lansbury fan,
719
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,908
but he also liked what he saw,
made a secret bootleg
720
00:39:07,949 --> 00:39:10,349
and passed it along
to his nephew, who works at
721
00:39:10,383 --> 00:39:13,149
the Williamsburg Music Hall. The Williamsburg
Music Hall, which also just happens to be...
722
00:39:13,182 --> 00:39:14,748
One of the hottest venues
in Brooklyn.
723
00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:16,285
Good work, fearless leader.
724
00:39:16,318 --> 00:39:20,094
Well, it wasn't just me. It was...
also a lot of luck and-and you guys.
725
00:39:20,127 --> 00:39:23,795
Because, you know, whether Pamela
Lansbury implodes or explodes,
726
00:39:23,828 --> 00:39:26,133
I really have to thank you guys
for sticking by me.
727
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,929
Uh, package for Kurt Hummel.
728
00:39:29,962 --> 00:39:33,141
Okay.
729
00:39:33,174 --> 00:39:35,204
Thank you. Thank you.
730
00:39:35,237 --> 00:39:37,204
Oh, it's from Blaine.
731
00:39:37,245 --> 00:39:40,815
He sends a gift to say sorry for missing
the performance the other night.
732
00:39:40,848 --> 00:39:41,912
That's so nice!
733
00:39:44,286 --> 00:39:47,318
Okay, that is creepy as hell.
734
00:39:47,351 --> 00:39:48,917
Is there one for each of us?
735
00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:53,722
Guys, I just wanted
to apologize to all of you.
736
00:39:53,755 --> 00:39:57,594
I've been a little bit controlling
lately and it's not cool.
737
00:39:57,627 --> 00:40:01,132
I've made some changes though
and I've learned that sometimes
738
00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:03,667
you just need to let go.
739
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,737
Cut the strings, so to speak.
740
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:07,632
I bet you'll still
be bossy as hell.
741
00:40:07,665 --> 00:40:09,432
Actually, I hope to
be more of a leader,
742
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:11,473
as opposed to being
just bossy, Kitty.
743
00:40:11,506 --> 00:40:14,612
So to celebrate this new
laissez-faire Blaine,
744
00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:19,055
I've made some felt
peace offerings.
745
00:40:20,657 --> 00:40:21,488
Voila.
746
00:40:21,521 --> 00:40:22,854
- What?
- Whoa!
747
00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:24,255
It has glasses!
748
00:40:26,867 --> 00:40:27,866
I think we look alike.
749
00:40:30,234 --> 00:40:37,540
♪ Dog goes woof ♪ Cat goes meow ♪ Bird
goes tweet ♪ And mouse goes squeak ♪
750
00:40:37,581 --> 00:40:45,581
♪ Cow goes moo ♪ Frog goes croak ♪ And
the elephant goes toot ♪ Ducks say quack ♪
751
00:40:46,885 --> 00:40:54,430
♪ And fish go blub ♪ And the seal
goes ow ow ow ♪ But there's one sound ♪
752
00:40:54,463 --> 00:40:59,333
♪ That no one knows ♪
♪ What does the fox say? ♪
753
00:40:59,367 --> 00:41:01,237
♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding-ding-ding ♪
754
00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:03,235
♪ Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding-ding-ding ♪
755
00:41:03,268 --> 00:41:05,169
♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding-ding-ding ♪
756
00:41:05,202 --> 00:41:06,907
♪ What the fox say? ♪
757
00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:12,550
♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow ♪
♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow ♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow ♪
758
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,416
♪ What the fox say? ♪
759
00:41:14,449 --> 00:41:21,897
♪ Hee, hee, hee ♪ A-hee, hee, hee ♪
♪ A-hee, hee, hee ♪ What the fox say? ♪
760
00:41:21,930 --> 00:41:29,399
♪ Ooh... ♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ What does the fox say?
761
00:41:31,064 --> 00:41:39,064
♪ The secret of the fox ♪ Ancient
mystery ♪ Somewhere deep in the woods ♪
762
00:41:42,381 --> 00:41:49,595
♪ I know you're hiding ♪
♪ What is your sound? ♪
763
00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:53,005
♪ Will we ever know? ♪
764
00:41:53,038 --> 00:42:01,038
♪ Will always be a mystery ♪
♪ What do you say? ♪
765
00:42:04,888 --> 00:42:12,888
♪ You're my guardian angel ♪ Hiding
in the woods ♪ What is your sound? ♪
766
00:42:15,267 --> 00:42:16,633
♪ Wa-wa-way-do ♪
767
00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:18,327
♪ Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do ♪
768
00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:20,102
♪ Wa-wa-way-do ♪
769
00:42:20,135 --> 00:42:23,567
♪ Will we ever know? ♪
770
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,735
♪ I want to
♪ Wa-wa-way-do ♪
771
00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:32,148
♪ Know, I want to know ♪ I
want to know ♪ Wa-wa-way-do. ♪
772
00:42:32,178 --> 00:42:34,051
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