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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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It's springtime in the longest
year ever at McKinley
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And it's almost time
for graduation.
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Sue's principal
and Becky's her Beckretary,
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Get out, bitch!
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Which is good
because Becky made it clear
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She doesn't ever want
to leave McKinley.
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Jake cheated on Marley
with demon hellspawn Bree
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And he, like,
didn't even say "I'm sorry"
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Which totally hit Marley
like a ton of bricks
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That she broke through
with a wrecking ball.
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Say what?
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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Hey, Sue, you mind telling me
what's going on around here?
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Why, it is the First Annual
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McKinley High Career Fair.
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Where students come to expose
themselves to the job market
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and its entry-level
corporate recruiters.
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Who we hope, in turn,
do not, (chuckles)
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well, expose themselves
to our students.
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But Sue, these jobs
are-are terrible.
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It' not the '90s
anymore, William.
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When any high-school
dropout could stumble his way
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into a six-figure salary
as COO of a dotcom startup.
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Upon graduation,
our students will be entering
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the most competitive job market
in recent history.
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But Sue, the thing
that disturbs me
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is I don't see a booth
theater or music or dance.
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There is nothing here
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representing a career
in the arts!
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Well, that's because there's
no such thing
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as a career in the arts.
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William, I will not encourage
members of this student body
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to further endanger their
already uncertain futures
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in the unrealistic and
narcissistic pursuit of stardom
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when the very best
they're likely to achieve
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is coaching a
high school Glee Club
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and marrying a redheaded
googly-eyed homo afarensis
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with early-onset-dressing-
like-an-old lady disorder.
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Not gonna do it.
However, if you would like
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to set up a stool in between
Salad Artistry
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and... Fecal Sculpture,
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well, you're more than welcome
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to regale passersby
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with your inspiring story of how
you dreamt of Broadway stardom
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and ended up rapping
for high schoolers
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with a head of hair
that looks just
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like Olympia Dukakis's merkin.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Hey, guys, in spite
of the complete lack
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of representation
at the Career Fair,
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I know that a lot of you
are thinking
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about a career in the arts.
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Well, it's no secret that
Sue Sylvester doesn't believe
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that an artistic career
is a very practical idea.
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And, for once,
I have to admit she's right.
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It's completely impractical.
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You know, anyone pursuing
the arts needs to go in
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with their eyes wide open.
We're talking
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zero job security
and impossible odds. But...
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I've always believed that you
have to pursue what you love.
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And that's why
this week's assignment
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is about a goofy-looking
kid who struggled
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for years in the music business.
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Finally.
It's Marilyn Manson Week.
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Close.
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Billy Joel.
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- Who?
- Oh, just a musical genius
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who's sold over 150 million
records worldwide.
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WILL:
That's right.
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Billy had to fight every step
of the way in his career.
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He had countless failures
and disappointments:
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writing songs
that nobody wanted,
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playing piano in seedy bars
just to pay the rent,
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being told he'd never make it
because he didn't look "right."
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Translation: too Jewish.
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But he ignored
the haters and he kept
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pursuing his dream,
becoming the third
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best-selling solo artist
of all time.
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I mean, he is
a true inspiration
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to anyone pursuing
a career in the arts,
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like our very own.
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Mr. Blaine Anderson
and Mr. Sam Evans.
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(cheering and applause) That's right!
All right,
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as some of you may or may not
know, this week is my big.
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NYADA audition.
I know.
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It's terrifying.
So I'm leaving today
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to maybe get some last-minute
tips from Kurt and Rachel.
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And I'm going with him
because I have an interview
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with the theater department
at Hunter College.
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They saw and they loved
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my "Tornado of Talent"
impressions reel.
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And I'm up
for this awesome scholarship,
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the Channing Tatum
Former Male Stripper Grant.
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But we spoke to Mr. Shue
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and, because we have to miss
this week's lesson,
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he thought the least
we could do is maybe...
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Kick it off with our very own
take on a classic BJ.
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Billy... Billy Joel.
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Hit it.
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(Billy Joel's "Movin' Out"
begins)
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ Mmm, mmm ♪
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♪ Anthony works
in the grocery store ♪
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♪ Savin' his pennies
for someday ♪
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SAM/BLAINE: ♪ Mama Leone
left a note on the door ♪
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♪ She said, "Sonny, move out
to the country" ♪
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♪ Oh, but workin' too hard
can give you ♪
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♪ A heart
attack-ack-ack-ack-ack ♪
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BLAINE/SAM: ♪ You ought to know
by now ♪ You ought to know by ♪
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♪ Who needs a house out in Hackensack? ♪
♪ Now ♪
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♪ Is that all you get
for your money? ♪
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♪ And it seems such a waste
of time ♪
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♪ If that's
what it's all about ♪
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SAM/BLAINE: ♪ Mama, if that's
movin' up then I'm... ♪
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♪ Movin' out ♪
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♪ Mmm, I'm movin' out ♪
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♪ Sergeant O'Leary
is walkin' the beat ♪
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♪ At night he becomes
a bartender ♪
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BLAINE/SAM: ♪ He works
at Mister Cacciatore's ♪
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♪ Down on Sullivan Street ♪
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♪ Across
from the medical center ♪
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♪ Yeah, he's tradin' in
his Chevy ♪
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♪ For a Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac ♪
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♪ You ought to know by now ♪
♪ You ought to know by ♪
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♪ You can pay Uncle Sam ♪ Now ♪
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♪ With the overtime ♪
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♪ Is that all you
get for your money? ♪
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♪ And if that's
what you have in mind ♪
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♪ Yeah, if that's
what you're all about ♪
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BLAINE/SAM: ♪ Good luck
movin' up 'cause I'm... ♪
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♪ And if that's
what you have in mind ♪
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♪ Yeah, if that's
what you're all about ♪
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BLAINE/SAM: ♪ Good luck
movin' up 'cause I'm... ♪
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♪ Movin' out ♪
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♪ Mmm, I'm movin' out ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, mmm ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm movin' out. ♪
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Oh. Ah! Hi! Hi!
Ta-da!
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Hi! Wha... Oh, hi! Oh, my God!
What's going on?
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Hi! I can't believe you guys are here.
What? You guys are...
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Oh, my God. You guys are...
Oh, wow! Hi! Mwah.
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Oh, my God. You guys...
(school bell rings)
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Hey, Becky.
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Hi, hot stuff.
Want to suck face
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and look at my boobs?
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No. Um, can I ask you something?
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What do you plan on doing
after you graduate?
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Why? What are you gonna do?
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Film school. I'm going
to college in New York.
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Ew. Lame.
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College is for suckers.
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I know college might not be
for everybody, but...
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you know, Becky,
when I was looking at schools
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that were good for people
with disabilities,
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I learned that a lot of them
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have programs for
mentally handicapable students.
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And I'd be happy to help you
do some research.
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SUE:
Oh, that won't be necessary.
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Hey, Becky, will you excuse us
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for just a sec?
Sure thing, Coach.
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(quietly):
What exactly are you doing?
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I-I just want to make sure
that Becky was aware
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of what all her options are.
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She could go to college
and get a job...
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Well, she has a job.
She's my Beckretary.
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And here
she will remain indefinitely
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in a safe and stable
environment,
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working alongside someone
who cares very deeply
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for her.
I was trying to help.
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Well, if you really want
to help, Muppet Stephen Hawking,
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you'll stop inserting yourself
into situations
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you know nothing about.
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(school bell rings)
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(sighs)
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I'm sorry.
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For breaking into my locker?
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For breaking your trust.
(groans)
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Marley, wait.
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Look,
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I screwed up.
I made a stupid mistake,
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and I want to make it up
to you.
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Please just let me say
I'm sorry.
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You shouldn't have to.
You are who you are,
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and I knew who you were
when I got into this.
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It was stupid of me
to try to change you.
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I did change.
I'm not that guy anymore.
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You are.
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You'll always be that guy.
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Can I get you guys a refill?
Why are you still working?
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Aren't you rehearsing,
like, 24/7?
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Fanny Brice was a working girl.
My director and I think
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it's really important
to keep the character
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as alive and authentic
as possible.
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So, did you boys like those
historical sites I recommended?
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Um, we checked out
that deconstructed bathhouse
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on St. Mark's
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where Tennessee Williams
got in that fistfight
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- with Tallulah Bankhead.
- Oh, yeah.
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- That was awesome.
- Cool.
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Uh, but it was mostly
campus visits.
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Um, NYU, Columbia...
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Why? You're going to NYADA.
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I-I need safety schools, Kurt.
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I haven't gotten in yet.
But you will
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as soon as you audition.
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The way I've talked you up
to Carmen Tibideaux,
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she's gonna offer you
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a spot on the spot.
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Which reminds me,
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are you up
for a little trial run?
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I don't want to send you
into the lions' den
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under-rehearsed. Come on.
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Yes. Yes.
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Come on. Don't worry.
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The piano awaits.
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Uh, hello, everyone.
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Welcome to the Spotlight Diner
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and to a very special
performance.
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Seriously? You all need
to be stopped.
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That's enough. (Bell dings) Now,
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you may not know the name Blaine
Anderson yet, but you will
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soon when it's lit up
all over Broadway.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Blaine Anderson.
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(applause)
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(playing piano)
Thank you, Kurt.
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Thank you, everyone.
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Sing along if you know it.
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(Billy Joel's "Piano Man"
begins)
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♪ It's 9:00 on a Saturday ♪
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♪ The regular crowd
shuffles in ♪
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♪ There's an old man ♪
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♪ Sitting next to me ♪
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♪ Making love
to his tonic and gin ♪
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(playing harmonica)
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♪ He says, "Son,
can you play me a memory? ♪"
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♪ "I'm not really sure
how it goes ♪
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♪ "But it's sad and it's sweet
and I knew it complete ♪
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♪ When I wore
a younger man's clothes" ♪
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♪ La, la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la ♪
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(playing harmonica)
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♪ Sing us a song ♪
247
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♪ You're the piano man ♪
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♪ Sing us a song tonight ♪
249
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♪ Well, we're all in the mood ♪
250
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♪ For a melody ♪
251
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♪ And you've got us feeling
all right ♪
252
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♪ Oh, la, la-la ♪
253
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♪ La-la-la ♪
254
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♪ La-la, la-la-la, la-la ♪
255
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(playing harmonica)
256
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♪ Sing us a song,
you're the piano man ♪
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♪ Sing us a song tonight ♪
258
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♪ Well, we're all in the mood ♪
259
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♪ For a melody ♪
260
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♪ And you've got us feeling ♪
261
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♪ All right ♪
262
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(playing piano)
263
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(harmonica joins in)
264
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(song ends)
265
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(cheering and applause)
266
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That was incredible!
267
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There's no way you're
not getting into NYADA!
268
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Then all our dreams
will come true!
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(whoops) Yeah!
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Thank you.
(chuckles)
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Hey, Becky?
272
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What do you want, a
threesome with Kitty?
273
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Um... no.
274
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I was doing some research
275
00:11:06,238 --> 00:11:08,573
about those college programs
I mentioned, and,
276
00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:10,101
well, there are lots.
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Like, over 200,
all over the country.
278
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Some of them even
have cheerleading.
279
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I can do cheerleading
in college?
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00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,243
You can do anything
you want, Becky.
281
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And I want you to know
that you have choices,
282
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and I'm not gonna
give up on you.
283
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I know I have choices.
284
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My choices is none
of your business,
285
00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:26,327
Artie! I don't want
286
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to go to college, and I don't
want your stupid pamphlets!
287
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Butt out!
288
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(school bell ringing,
Jake breathes loudly)
289
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Dude, what's wrong with you?
290
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Me? Nothing.
291
00:11:38,641 --> 00:11:40,135
Well, there has to be something,
because I can't figure out
292
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why anybody would screw up
the best thing
293
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:42,470
in their life the way
you just did.
294
00:11:42,503 --> 00:11:43,869
Marley said it herself.
295
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,740
People know who I am,
and they know what I do.
296
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You get involved at your own risk.
Hey!
297
00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:51,612
I can't believe
you could be so stupid.
298
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,244
What do you want from me, Ryder?
299
00:11:53,285 --> 00:11:54,525
We spend every day in that room
300
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:55,918
telling each other to
embrace who we are.
301
00:11:55,951 --> 00:11:58,457
Do you want me
to be different? To not be me?
302
00:11:58,490 --> 00:11:59,690
'Cause that's never
gonna happen.
303
00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:01,826
So start learning
to like the real Jake Puckerman,
304
00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:03,066
or leave me the hell alone.
305
00:12:03,099 --> 00:12:05,098
(Billy Joel's "My Life" begins)
306
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,414
♪ Got a call
from an old friend ♪
307
00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,985
♪ We used to be real close ♪
308
00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:26,061
♪ Said he couldn't go on
the American way ♪
309
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,034
♪ Closed the shop,
sold the house ♪
310
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:33,570
♪ Bought a ticket
to the West Coast ♪
311
00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:40,507
♪ Now he gives them
a stand-up routine in L.A. ♪
312
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,387
♪ I don't need you
to worry for me ♪
313
00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:50,785
♪ 'Cause I'm all right ♪
314
00:12:52,817 --> 00:12:57,691
♪ I don't want you to tell me
it's time to come home ♪
315
00:13:00,027 --> 00:13:02,602
♪ I don't care
what you say anymore ♪
316
00:13:02,635 --> 00:13:05,036
♪ This is my life ♪
317
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:11,417
♪ Go ahead with your own life
and leave me alone ♪
318
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:14,681
♪ I never said you had
to offer me a second chance ♪
319
00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:18,984
♪ I never said you had to ♪
320
00:13:19,024 --> 00:13:21,323
♪ I never said I was
a victim of circumstance ♪
321
00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:24,995
♪ Of circumstance ♪
322
00:13:25,028 --> 00:13:28,898
♪ I still belong
♪ I... still... belong ♪
323
00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:30,233
♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
324
00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:32,233
♪ Get me wrong ♪
325
00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:35,171
♪ And you can speak your mind ♪
326
00:13:35,212 --> 00:13:38,582
♪ But not on my time ♪
327
00:13:38,615 --> 00:13:41,015
♪ I don't care
what you say anymore ♪
328
00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:43,984
♪ This is my life ♪
329
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:52,724
♪ Go ahead with your own life
and leave me alone ♪
330
00:13:52,757 --> 00:13:56,232
♪ Keep it to yourself,
it's my life ♪
331
00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:02,873
♪ Keep it to yourself,
it's my life. ♪
332
00:14:09,289 --> 00:14:10,592
(school bell ringing)
333
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,225
I see your grades have improved
334
00:14:12,258 --> 00:14:14,059
over the past couple
of semesters.
335
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,239
Yeah, I kind of had an, um...
a breakthrough a few months ago,
336
00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:21,513
'cause I'm-I'm not, like, a...
a good student, but I realize
337
00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:23,812
that what I'm really good at
is impressions,
338
00:14:23,852 --> 00:14:25,886
so, I started
to do this impression
339
00:14:25,919 --> 00:14:30,495
of a good high school student,
and it... it's kind of working.
340
00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:32,594
Okay.
341
00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:35,165
Tell me why
you want to go to Hunter.
342
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:37,144
Um, I-I don't know
that much about it,
343
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,110
except that there... well,
there's more women than guys,
344
00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:40,706
and that's...
that's great for me,
345
00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:42,736
because I'm totally
into feminist issues.
346
00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:44,705
Like, just because
women don't make
347
00:14:44,746 --> 00:14:47,211
as much as guys do
to do the same job,
348
00:14:47,244 --> 00:14:48,615
it's totally not cool
349
00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:50,720
that they aren't given
the same amount of respect.
350
00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:52,224
And, like, why can't...?
351
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:55,023
Well, why can guys go shirtless
at the beach, but chicks can't?
352
00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:56,759
Oh.
353
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,464
Sorry. Uh... girls can't.
354
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,861
I guess even I have a lot
to learn still.
355
00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:04,902
I'm also super jazzed
356
00:15:04,935 --> 00:15:06,839
to be going to school
in New York City.
357
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,072
♪ Hello. ♪
358
00:15:08,105 --> 00:15:09,873
All the diversity.
Oh.
359
00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:13,240
So, you're black.
360
00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:16,249
That's... That-that must be
interesting.
361
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,354
Do you know...?
362
00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:20,491
This is a shot in the dark.
363
00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:23,721
Do you know Mercedes Jones?
364
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,088
SAM:
Oh, thanks, but I'm...
365
00:15:26,121 --> 00:15:27,561
- I'm not hungry.
- Look, I'm sure
366
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,729
that there are other schools
367
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,898
that have more
specific scholarships
368
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:30,899
catered just for you.
369
00:15:30,932 --> 00:15:32,867
Can I, um, tell you a secret?
370
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,035
Yeah.
371
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:35,298
I... I don't
want to go to college.
372
00:15:35,339 --> 00:15:36,536
I hate school.
373
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,767
I mean, I don't...
I don't hate it.
374
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,000
I'm just...
I'm not good at it.
375
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:40,874
- Well, who says you have to?
- Well, I mean, ever since
376
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,547
I was a kid I've seen
these United Negro College Fund
377
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,811
commercials, and it's, like,
if you don't go to college,
378
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,082
you're letting
your whole family down,
379
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:47,346
or you're destined for a life
380
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,650
of eating out
of Dumpsters or something.
381
00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:50,885
I don't know. So...
please don't judge me.
382
00:15:50,918 --> 00:15:52,326
Look, in life, it's not about
knowing what you want.
383
00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:53,623
It's about knowing what
you can cross off your list
384
00:15:53,656 --> 00:15:54,758
that you don't want.
385
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:56,293
But I do know what I want to do.
386
00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,724
I mean, it's been my dream
since I was a kid.
387
00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:00,933
Male modeling is pretty much
the ultimate form
388
00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,903
of self-expression
as far as I'm concerned.
389
00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:05,070
It's like acting or singing,
but the only tools
390
00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:06,501
you have to perform with are
391
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,337
your striking good looks
and great abs.
392
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:10,875
There is some truth to that.
393
00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:12,308
All right, I have this vision.
394
00:16:12,341 --> 00:16:13,614
You know, it's just so clear
in my head.
395
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:15,750
I'm in Hollywood... and
that's at one of those
396
00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:18,484
huge studios where they, uh,
made Transformers and stuff.
397
00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:22,113
This bus pulls up,
and there's a picture
398
00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:24,050
of me on it,
and I'm in my underwear.
399
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,450
Calvin Klein or something.
400
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:27,660
My junk is as big as a car.
401
00:16:27,693 --> 00:16:29,893
And I look at it,
and it's awesome.
402
00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:31,600
Hey, buddy?
403
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,704
(speaking Spanish)
404
00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:38,102
You probably think
I'm crazy, right?
405
00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:40,637
All right, eat up.
406
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,373
You're gonna need
your strength. We are gonna
407
00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,343
have a photo shoot here,
and we're gonna get
408
00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:46,177
some modeling shots
for you to show to agencies.
409
00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:47,512
Do you really think
I could be a male model?
410
00:16:47,545 --> 00:16:50,119
Welcome to New York,
the city where dreams come true.
411
00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:56,421
Quit stalking me, Abrams!
412
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:59,126
Don't make me get
a restraining order!
413
00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:00,623
I'm not stalking you.
414
00:17:00,664 --> 00:17:03,927
I just want you to chill out a
second and listen to me. (Sighs)
415
00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:07,627
(Billy Joel's "Honesty" begins)
416
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:11,435
♪ If you search
for tenderness ♪
417
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:14,374
♪ It isn't hard to find ♪
418
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:19,581
♪ You can have the love
you need to live ♪
419
00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:24,414
♪ But if you look
for truthfulness ♪
420
00:17:24,447 --> 00:17:28,153
♪ You might just as well
be blind ♪
421
00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:36,194
♪ It always seems
to be so hard to give ♪
422
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:43,001
♪ Honesty is such
a lonely word ♪
423
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:50,378
♪ Everyone is so untrue ♪
424
00:17:50,411 --> 00:17:56,947
♪ Honesty is hardly ever heard ♪
425
00:17:56,980 --> 00:18:03,022
♪ And mostly what
I need from you ♪
426
00:18:03,055 --> 00:18:06,658
♪ I can find a lover ♪
427
00:18:06,691 --> 00:18:10,090
♪ I can find a friend ♪
428
00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:16,297
♪ I can have security
until the bitter end ♪
429
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:22,797
♪ Anyone can comfort me
with promises again ♪
430
00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:26,471
♪ I know ♪
431
00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:31,279
♪ I know, oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
432
00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:34,778
♪ Honesty ♪
433
00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:37,918
♪ Is such a lonely word ♪
434
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:43,992
♪ Everyone is so untrue ♪
435
00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:48,894
♪ Honesty ♪
436
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,632
♪ Is hardly ever heard ♪
437
00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:59,665
♪ And mostly what
I need from you ♪
438
00:19:03,716 --> 00:19:10,286
♪ It's what I need
from you. ♪
439
00:19:10,319 --> 00:19:11,784
(song ends)
440
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,551
Finally, you are
telling the truth.
441
00:19:13,584 --> 00:19:16,254
You've been in love with me
since kindergarten.
442
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:17,923
I knew it all along.
443
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,817
Band geeks, get lost!
444
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,797
Artie is gonna show me
his purple mushroom.
445
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,462
No, Becky, you misunderstood.
446
00:19:24,495 --> 00:19:26,796
The song was just
my way of telling you that
447
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:30,002
you need to be honest with me,
and honest with yourself.
448
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:33,941
I think you want to go
to college, but you're scared.
449
00:19:33,974 --> 00:19:36,076
And that's okay.
I'm scared, too.
450
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,475
I'm terrified
of the whole thing.
451
00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:39,211
But the only way for us to grow
452
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,348
is to face our fears
and move forward.
453
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,086
Am I right?
Do you want to go to college?
454
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:48,251
What if I go, and
everybody makes fun of me again?
455
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,983
What if everybody
calls me stupid
456
00:19:51,016 --> 00:19:52,455
like they always used to?
457
00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:53,729
They won't, because you'll have
458
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,027
all these awesome professors
459
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,462
and counselors and new friends
that'll have your back.
460
00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:58,862
And all your old friends will
461
00:19:58,903 --> 00:20:00,397
have your back, too.
Like me.
462
00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:03,163
Are you really my friend?
463
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:04,972
Always.
464
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,005
Come here.
465
00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:11,244
(sighs)
466
00:20:15,076 --> 00:20:17,347
At first, I was
just hurt and angry
467
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:21,514
and embarrassed, because
he turned out to be exactly
468
00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:24,006
what everyone said he was.
469
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:26,730
And then, I was, like,
"Okay, fine, it's over."
470
00:20:26,771 --> 00:20:29,540
But then, he's putting
flowers in my locker,
471
00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:31,340
and then, he's
singing "My Life"
472
00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:33,244
in Glee Club, like
he's the victim.
473
00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:35,613
Mm. It's just all so schizo.
474
00:20:35,646 --> 00:20:37,878
And the worst part is,
I still miss him.
475
00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:39,454
Oh, of course you do.
476
00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:41,486
And I hate it so much!
477
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:43,885
Yeah.
(sighs)
478
00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:45,895
Oh.
479
00:20:45,928 --> 00:20:47,560
I'm just glad we
didn't end up...
480
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:49,866
Doin' the humpty-hump?
481
00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:51,667
- Ooh.
- Mom.
482
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,336
(laughs) Mom!
483
00:20:53,369 --> 00:20:56,233
(laughing): Oh, my God,
I'm scarred for life.
484
00:20:56,274 --> 00:20:57,441
Oh, Marley.
485
00:20:57,474 --> 00:20:59,274
(laughing)
486
00:20:59,307 --> 00:21:00,907
You know, when I was your age,
487
00:21:00,948 --> 00:21:02,646
I was... I was like
a bad-boy magnet.
488
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,519
Ooh! How do you think
I met your dad?
489
00:21:04,552 --> 00:21:05,686
Mm.
490
00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:08,758
So, I know why you loved Jake.
491
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,925
You know, but I am glad
that you waited
492
00:21:10,957 --> 00:21:13,122
and dodged that bullet.
493
00:21:15,227 --> 00:21:17,626
You know, your first time
is something
494
00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:19,396
that you can never
get back, honey.
495
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,172
You need to hold out
for a good guy this time.
496
00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:27,838
You know, not just one
you have feelings for, but
497
00:21:27,878 --> 00:21:29,743
someone you can trust.
498
00:21:29,776 --> 00:21:32,016
You know?
499
00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:33,648
Mmm.
500
00:21:33,681 --> 00:21:36,154
Okay, Sam Evans,
this is Barbara Brownfield.
501
00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:38,187
She's our amazing photographer
at Funny Girl.
502
00:21:38,221 --> 00:21:39,628
This is Sam Evans,
503
00:21:39,661 --> 00:21:42,320
my insanely handsome
soon-to-be-supermodel friend.
504
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,189
I'm not gonna lie. I'm really,
really, really nervous. Uh,
505
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,725
I've been pitting out all
my T-shirts. Um, it's just like
506
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:49,431
my entire future is
in your hands.
507
00:21:49,464 --> 00:21:52,032
You know, just try to hide
all my bad angles.
508
00:21:52,065 --> 00:21:53,302
What bad angles?
509
00:21:53,335 --> 00:21:55,037
(laughs)
510
00:21:55,071 --> 00:21:56,005
Excellent.
511
00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:57,470
I love what you're doing. Yep.
512
00:21:57,503 --> 00:21:58,838
(quietly):
I'm feeling it.
513
00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:00,805
(shutter clicking) We got it.
514
00:22:00,838 --> 00:22:02,045
Great.
515
00:22:02,078 --> 00:22:03,340
You're waiting for the bus.
516
00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:05,338
Look for the bus.
Oh, I love that.
517
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:07,808
Hey, want a piece of this?
Come on. How about
518
00:22:07,841 --> 00:22:10,373
you're so hot that you had
to take some clothes off?
519
00:22:10,407 --> 00:22:11,844
Okay, strip it off.
520
00:22:11,877 --> 00:22:12,843
Come on, Sam.
521
00:22:12,876 --> 00:22:14,348
Yes!
522
00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:16,247
Okay, let me just put
523
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,056
a little bit of
this oil on you.
524
00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,520
Looking great.
525
00:22:20,521 --> 00:22:22,393
Okay.
526
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,329
BARBARA:
Flex, like... (grunts)
527
00:22:24,362 --> 00:22:25,561
Excellent.
528
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,032
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
529
00:22:27,065 --> 00:22:28,528
BARBARA:
There you go.
530
00:22:28,561 --> 00:22:30,568
Super. Thank you.
531
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:31,936
We got it.
532
00:22:32,969 --> 00:22:35,439
Artie Abrams...
533
00:22:35,472 --> 00:22:37,574
(over speaker):
wheel your butt
534
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,145
into my office, now.
535
00:22:40,178 --> 00:22:42,442
♪
536
00:22:56,464 --> 00:22:59,433
I went to my pharmacy
and took the liberty
537
00:22:59,474 --> 00:23:02,445
of purchasing you a good
old-fashioned ear douche,
538
00:23:02,478 --> 00:23:05,045
because you obviously
didn't hear me
539
00:23:05,078 --> 00:23:07,211
when I distinctly told you,
540
00:23:07,244 --> 00:23:10,516
with perfect diction
and great clarity,
541
00:23:10,549 --> 00:23:12,854
to stop meddling in the affairs
542
00:23:12,887 --> 00:23:15,898
of one Becky Jackson.
543
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,636
(pants)
544
00:23:18,669 --> 00:23:20,437
Principal Sylvester,
Becky told me herself
545
00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:22,006
she wants to go to college,
546
00:23:22,039 --> 00:23:23,942
and there's no reason
why she can't.
547
00:23:23,976 --> 00:23:25,511
How dare you lecture me.
548
00:23:25,544 --> 00:23:26,975
You don't think I know that?
549
00:23:27,016 --> 00:23:29,648
You don't think I've contacted
each and every school
550
00:23:29,681 --> 00:23:32,252
and quizzed them endlessly
about their programs?
551
00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:34,095
Then why aren't you helping her?
552
00:23:34,128 --> 00:23:36,560
Because she's not ready.
Or maybe you're not ready.
553
00:23:36,601 --> 00:23:39,462
I know you love Becky like a daughter,
and you want to protect her,
554
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:41,566
and I get it, because of
everything you've been through.
555
00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:43,303
But you have to let her go.
556
00:23:43,336 --> 00:23:45,871
There's a really good program
for students with Down syndrome
557
00:23:45,904 --> 00:23:48,442
at the University of Cincinnati,
and I'm gonna take her there
558
00:23:48,483 --> 00:23:51,050
for a tour. Her parents
already gave me permission.
559
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,714
It's only two hours from here, and
it'd be really easy to visit.
560
00:23:54,755 --> 00:23:56,618
Mr. Abrams.
561
00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:00,324
Ask tough questions.
562
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,662
Is there Wi-Fi
on campus?
563
00:24:02,695 --> 00:24:05,670
Do all freshman gain 20 pounds
from cafeteria food?
564
00:24:05,703 --> 00:24:08,040
I want a full report
when you come back.
565
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,937
(school bell ringing)
566
00:24:10,979 --> 00:24:12,980
Go out with me.
567
00:24:13,014 --> 00:24:14,814
Ryder... no.
568
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,085
Look, I'm single, you're
newly single... why not?
569
00:24:17,118 --> 00:24:19,317
I have good family values.
I-I-I go to church.
570
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,189
I've never been arrested.
I'm not ugly.
571
00:24:21,222 --> 00:24:23,693
Now that I can read,
I get good grades, and...
572
00:24:23,726 --> 00:24:25,957
I've always thought you
were the most amazing girl
573
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,597
in the history of the world.
574
00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:29,429
That's...
575
00:24:29,462 --> 00:24:31,429
really sweet.
576
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,405
I just don't think
I want to date anyone right now.
577
00:24:34,438 --> 00:24:36,302
What happened with Jake
was really painful,
578
00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:39,172
and I need
a little break from men.
579
00:24:39,205 --> 00:24:42,244
(sighs) Look, I'm a really,
really good guy, Marley.
580
00:24:42,277 --> 00:24:43,675
I would never hurt you.
581
00:24:43,708 --> 00:24:46,413
All I need is a chance,
and I swear I would
582
00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:49,549
never, ever do to
you what he did.
583
00:24:49,582 --> 00:24:51,757
I'll think about it.
584
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,831
♪ Some people stay
far away from the door ♪
585
00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:01,829
♪ If there's a chance
of it opening up ♪
586
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:06,835
♪ They hear a voice
in the hall outside ♪
587
00:25:06,868 --> 00:25:10,670
♪ And hope that it
just passes by ♪
588
00:25:12,114 --> 00:25:15,546
♪ Some people see
through the eyes of the old ♪
589
00:25:15,587 --> 00:25:19,417
♪ Before they ever get
a look at the young ♪
590
00:25:21,092 --> 00:25:24,462
♪ I'm only willing
to hear you cry ♪
591
00:25:24,495 --> 00:25:28,498
♪ Because I am
an innocent man... ♪
592
00:25:32,236 --> 00:25:35,773
♪
593
00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:39,279
♪ I am ♪
594
00:25:39,312 --> 00:25:43,554
♪ An innocent man ♪
595
00:25:43,587 --> 00:25:46,788
♪ Oh, yes, I am ♪
596
00:25:49,890 --> 00:25:53,164
♪ Some people sleep
all alone every night ♪
597
00:25:53,197 --> 00:25:56,208
♪ Instead of taking
a lover to bed ♪
598
00:25:58,977 --> 00:26:02,211
♪ Some people find
that it's easier ♪
599
00:26:02,244 --> 00:26:03,451
♪ To hate ♪
600
00:26:03,484 --> 00:26:05,686
♪ Than to wait any more ♪
601
00:26:07,728 --> 00:26:12,033
♪ I know you don't want
to hear what I say ♪
602
00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:16,867
♪ I know you're
gonna keep turning away ♪
603
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:20,002
♪ But I've been there,
and if I can survive ♪
604
00:26:20,043 --> 00:26:21,970
♪ I can keep you alive ♪
605
00:26:22,011 --> 00:26:25,674
♪ I'm not above
going through it again ♪
606
00:26:27,748 --> 00:26:31,023
♪ And although this is
a fight I can lose ♪
607
00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:32,394
♪ The accused is ♪
608
00:26:32,427 --> 00:26:34,794
♪ An innocent man... ♪
609
00:26:37,565 --> 00:26:39,573
♪ I am... ♪
610
00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:45,570
♪ An innocent man ♪
611
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,611
♪ Ooh, yes, I am... ♪
612
00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:53,118
♪ Oh, whoa-ho-ho... ♪
613
00:26:56,256 --> 00:26:57,855
(song ends)
614
00:26:57,888 --> 00:27:00,094
Marley, will you go out with me?
615
00:27:00,127 --> 00:27:02,093
(sighs)
616
00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:03,557
Yes.
617
00:27:13,694 --> 00:27:16,262
Carmen Tibideaux is a classicist,
so for your audition,
618
00:27:16,295 --> 00:27:18,263
let's try to avoid
shocking patterns,
619
00:27:18,296 --> 00:27:19,936
and anything that says,
"Look at me,
620
00:27:19,969 --> 00:27:22,643
I'm the center of attention, and
this primary color proves it."
621
00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,538
Uh, Kurt... wait.
622
00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:25,576
Just stop.
623
00:27:25,609 --> 00:27:27,377
I have to tell you something.
624
00:27:27,410 --> 00:27:29,975
Oh, no.
You've got that look.
625
00:27:30,008 --> 00:27:32,246
That look I saw
the night after callbacks.
626
00:27:32,279 --> 00:27:33,510
If you cheated on me again,
627
00:27:33,551 --> 00:27:35,478
I will not accept
sex addiction as an excuse.
628
00:27:35,519 --> 00:27:39,255
I... don't want to
audition for NYADA.
629
00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:42,255
- Well, you can't get in on reputation alone.
- No, NYADA is
630
00:27:42,288 --> 00:27:44,768
just a performing arts school...
that's all you can study there.
631
00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:46,628
I have other passions,
other... interests
632
00:27:46,661 --> 00:27:48,492
I might want to
explore in college.
633
00:27:48,525 --> 00:27:50,661
- For instance? - I don't know.
You know how much
634
00:27:50,694 --> 00:27:53,429
I love kids, and I'd love to be
a teacher like Mr. Shue, or...
635
00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:54,733
or premed or something.
636
00:27:54,766 --> 00:27:57,069
Of course. How could I forget
the numerous conversations
637
00:27:57,102 --> 00:27:59,942
- we've had about you wanting
to be a doctor. - My passion
638
00:27:59,975 --> 00:28:01,975
for medicine has always
been my secret shame.
639
00:28:02,008 --> 00:28:04,513
My first guy crush
was... George Clooney,
640
00:28:04,548 --> 00:28:06,756
aka Dr. Ross, on ER.
641
00:28:06,789 --> 00:28:09,450
And it's no secret what my
favorite Milton Bradley game is.
642
00:28:09,491 --> 00:28:11,922
Here goes his funny bone.
643
00:28:11,955 --> 00:28:14,090
(buzz) (quietly): Dang.
644
00:28:14,123 --> 00:28:17,329
It's a great relief to be
able to tell you this now.
645
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,996
I'm just glad I did it
before my audition.
646
00:28:20,037 --> 00:28:21,237
What?
647
00:28:22,374 --> 00:28:24,404
We're getting married.
648
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:25,404
I know you,
649
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,837
and I get it, and this is
650
00:28:26,877 --> 00:28:30,475
a sweet side of you that
I don't get to see very often.
651
00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:32,544
You're scared.
652
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:34,943
Of what? Look, when
I first moved here,
653
00:28:34,977 --> 00:28:37,312
I-I honestly felt like
I was Crocodile Dundee.
654
00:28:37,345 --> 00:28:39,816
Right, the city's huge,
the buildings are huge.
655
00:28:39,849 --> 00:28:42,050
And everywhere you look, it's, like,
there's all these beautiful people
656
00:28:42,091 --> 00:28:44,051
who seem to have just come
from some secret meeting
657
00:28:44,061 --> 00:28:46,325
where they teach you how
to make it in the big city.
658
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:49,027
What if I don't get in?
You didn't.
659
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,830
You will. And if you
don't, it won't matter.
660
00:28:51,871 --> 00:28:54,706
You're a performer; you're
gonna find the spotlight.
661
00:28:54,739 --> 00:28:56,677
And you can't shy away
from your greatness
662
00:28:56,710 --> 00:28:58,581
just because you're afraid
you're not great enough.
663
00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:00,887
You have a gift,
and it wouldn't be right
664
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,825
to let you hide that away.
665
00:29:02,858 --> 00:29:05,196
Thanks for knowing me.
666
00:29:05,229 --> 00:29:06,935
I love you.
667
00:29:06,968 --> 00:29:09,272
I love you, too.
668
00:29:10,737 --> 00:29:13,345
And we're in this together.
669
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:15,612
I can't stop you
from failing, but...
670
00:29:15,645 --> 00:29:19,055
I can promise to make it
safe if you do.
671
00:29:19,088 --> 00:29:21,024
And I think Santana
should do your makeup.
672
00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:28,402
WOMAN:
Becky, our goal here
673
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,802
at the University of Cincinnati
674
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,202
is to make college life
675
00:29:31,235 --> 00:29:33,735
as inclusive as possible.
676
00:29:35,105 --> 00:29:37,608
This is one of our
independent living classes.
677
00:29:37,641 --> 00:29:39,943
Students are working
on bill paying
678
00:29:39,976 --> 00:29:42,573
and budgeting their money.
679
00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,709
Everybody, this
is Becky Jackson.
680
00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:46,107
She's thinking of coming here.
681
00:29:46,148 --> 00:29:48,745
BOY:
Don't. This place sucks.
682
00:29:48,778 --> 00:29:51,482
Just kidding.
I love it here.
683
00:29:51,515 --> 00:29:53,685
(laughter) Whoo!
684
00:29:55,487 --> 00:29:56,826
Is that your boyfriend?
685
00:29:56,858 --> 00:29:59,930
Artie? Hell, no.
He's got herpes.
686
00:29:59,963 --> 00:30:00,802
Ew.
687
00:30:00,835 --> 00:30:02,067
Just for the record,
688
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,902
I don't have herpes.
689
00:30:03,943 --> 00:30:05,745
Becky, I think
690
00:30:05,778 --> 00:30:07,849
you're very funny,
and very pretty.
691
00:30:07,882 --> 00:30:10,016
Tell me something I don't know.
692
00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:11,310
Oh, snap.
693
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:12,445
(laughter)
694
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,146
TEACHER:
Becky, would you like
695
00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:16,980
to stay and watch the class for a while?
BOY: Yeah.
696
00:30:17,021 --> 00:30:20,418
You can sit next to me.
697
00:30:22,019 --> 00:30:23,091
Okay.
698
00:30:23,124 --> 00:30:24,956
Whatever.
699
00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:40,683
So, how is your name
pronounced again?
700
00:30:40,716 --> 00:30:41,979
Because I heard
it was "Bee-shay,"
701
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,755
but now that
I see it spelled out,
702
00:30:43,788 --> 00:30:45,355
it looks like it should be
"Bitch-ette."
703
00:30:45,388 --> 00:30:46,754
Like a little mini bitch.
704
00:30:46,787 --> 00:30:48,690
Is that what your name
means in French,
705
00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:49,891
or Italian,
706
00:30:49,924 --> 00:30:51,124
whatever it is?
707
00:30:51,157 --> 00:30:52,893
I'm... I tend to talk too much.
708
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,100
I'm used to dealing with boys
far prettier
709
00:30:55,133 --> 00:30:56,963
and considerably stupider
than you.
710
00:30:56,996 --> 00:30:58,803
Oh, cool. Look, I
agreed to meet with you
711
00:30:58,836 --> 00:31:00,235
because I trust Barb
Brownfield's eye.
712
00:31:00,268 --> 00:31:03,911
And I must admit,
I do respond to your look.
713
00:31:03,944 --> 00:31:07,680
Your Midwestern eyes
have the vacant stare
714
00:31:07,713 --> 00:31:08,953
of a cow's.
715
00:31:08,986 --> 00:31:11,128
I don't have any of those
on my roster.
716
00:31:11,156 --> 00:31:12,821
And you have a unique mouth.
717
00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:14,156
It's, like, your lips,
718
00:31:14,189 --> 00:31:17,088
they're kind of like...
719
00:31:17,121 --> 00:31:18,159
Trouty.
720
00:31:18,192 --> 00:31:19,526
Yes! That's it.
721
00:31:19,559 --> 00:31:20,861
Trouty mouth.
722
00:31:20,894 --> 00:31:22,664
Can I have, uh, one of these...
723
00:31:22,697 --> 00:31:23,832
No.
724
00:31:23,865 --> 00:31:25,464
So, this is how this works.
725
00:31:25,497 --> 00:31:26,697
These pictures...
726
00:31:26,738 --> 00:31:28,370
- Mm-hmm.
- They're nice.
727
00:31:28,403 --> 00:31:29,772
But you need better.
728
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,844
And you are gonna pay
for those yourself.
729
00:31:31,877 --> 00:31:33,507
Wait, so are you saying
you're gonna
730
00:31:33,548 --> 00:31:35,274
sign me? Because
if you do, I swear,
731
00:31:35,315 --> 00:31:36,944
I won't let you down.
I have been working, like,
732
00:31:36,977 --> 00:31:40,248
- my entire life on different poses...
- Oh, slow down, Midnight Cowboy.
733
00:31:40,281 --> 00:31:42,553
Look, this is how
male modeling works.
734
00:31:42,586 --> 00:31:44,154
Most of what you'll get
will be runway,
735
00:31:44,187 --> 00:31:45,707
and you're not
gonna get paid for that,
736
00:31:45,725 --> 00:31:47,628
but hopefully, they'll let you
keep some of the clothes.
737
00:31:47,662 --> 00:31:50,693
Now, if you book
print work, chances are
738
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:52,765
you'll be a shirtless pawn,
there to enhance
739
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:55,468
the real gem of the shoot...
the girl.
740
00:31:55,501 --> 00:31:57,207
You'll be paid enough
to live in the city,
741
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,472
with roommates.
742
00:31:58,505 --> 00:31:59,639
This is not glamorous.
743
00:31:59,672 --> 00:32:01,574
This is not
what you think it is.
744
00:32:01,607 --> 00:32:03,078
You are one of
745
00:32:03,111 --> 00:32:05,310
10,000 beautiful boys
here in New York City,
746
00:32:05,343 --> 00:32:07,214
and the word that you will hear
747
00:32:07,247 --> 00:32:09,551
more than any other
during your brief
748
00:32:09,584 --> 00:32:10,921
career...
749
00:32:10,954 --> 00:32:13,628
will be... "no."
750
00:32:13,662 --> 00:32:15,325
Well, you know, like,
dreams aren't easy,
751
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:18,228
and, I mean, I come from a place
where even the idea of sitting
752
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,930
in this room with you
would seem impossible.
753
00:32:20,963 --> 00:32:22,836
I mean, I know who I am, and...
754
00:32:22,869 --> 00:32:24,710
I know where I'm
headed in life.
755
00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:26,974
I can take a few no's
along the way.
756
00:32:27,007 --> 00:32:28,907
I do like you, Trouty Mouth.
757
00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,180
(giggles)
Well, this is awesome.
758
00:32:30,211 --> 00:32:31,812
Okay, this is so awesome.
I'll get those,
759
00:32:31,842 --> 00:32:34,681
- uh, pictures taken right away.
- Uh, no, no, no, you won't.
760
00:32:34,714 --> 00:32:36,482
You're gonna have to
wait at least a week.
761
00:32:36,515 --> 00:32:38,749
- You got to lose ten pounds.
- Well, ten pounds doesn't really
762
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,990
seem healthy to me...
you think I'm... fat?
763
00:32:41,023 --> 00:32:42,021
Not for Kansas.
764
00:32:42,055 --> 00:32:43,859
- Ohio.
- Look, you are
765
00:32:43,892 --> 00:32:45,825
in the big time now, cowboy.
766
00:32:45,858 --> 00:32:49,027
The camera likes... starvation.
767
00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:54,266
We don't have room for this.
768
00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:55,874
Uh, yes, we do. Right there.
769
00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:58,074
Okay, seriously,
I'm not gonna be able to survive
770
00:32:58,107 --> 00:32:59,808
if you and your Hag
Berry are gonna be
771
00:32:59,841 --> 00:33:02,272
tickling those ivories,
belting out gay hits
772
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:03,441
from Rent and Showboat all day.
773
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,114
It's a thank you
774
00:33:05,147 --> 00:33:07,715
for allowing me and Sam
to stay here.
775
00:33:07,748 --> 00:33:10,321
- Hey, you guys, I have some bread
here if you want. - No can do.
776
00:33:10,354 --> 00:33:14,258
No, right now I'm just on this
Mentos and flavored air diet.
777
00:33:14,291 --> 00:33:17,095
Sam, that's ridiculous. You
don't need to lose ten pounds.
778
00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:18,399
Yeah, Sam, we all agree.
779
00:33:18,432 --> 00:33:20,270
You don't need to be prison-camp
skinny to be a model.
780
00:33:20,303 --> 00:33:22,733
- I think you should find
another agency. - No,
781
00:33:22,766 --> 00:33:24,867
House of Bichette is, like,
the best agency in town.
782
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:27,202
You know what I think?
I think that this argument
783
00:33:27,235 --> 00:33:29,445
would be best made in a song.
784
00:33:29,478 --> 00:33:31,014
Yes. SANTANA: Oh, no.
785
00:33:31,047 --> 00:33:32,614
No, no, no, no, no.
786
00:33:32,647 --> 00:33:34,413
Do you see this?
This is what's going
787
00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,443
to happen from every argument
788
00:33:36,484 --> 00:33:38,114
or discussion or meal
from now on.
789
00:33:38,147 --> 00:33:40,147
It's gonna end
in a freaking sing-along.
790
00:33:40,188 --> 00:33:42,487
It's bad enough we need
to be singing waiters, okay?
791
00:33:42,528 --> 00:33:44,689
I can't have this in my home.
I need my peaceful place.
792
00:33:44,695 --> 00:33:46,659
You don't have to sing, Santana. (Billy
Joel's "Just the Way You Are" begins)
793
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,196
But I dare you not to.
794
00:33:49,662 --> 00:33:53,169
♪ Don't go changin' ♪
795
00:33:53,202 --> 00:33:56,336
♪ To try and please me ♪
796
00:33:57,304 --> 00:34:01,611
♪ You never let me down before ♪
797
00:34:01,642 --> 00:34:04,283
♪ Mmm, mmm ♪
798
00:34:04,316 --> 00:34:07,450
♪ Don't imagine ♪
799
00:34:07,483 --> 00:34:11,552
♪ You're too familiar ♪
800
00:34:11,585 --> 00:34:17,135
♪ And I don't see you anymore ♪
801
00:34:17,168 --> 00:34:21,531
♪ I would not leave you ♪
802
00:34:21,564 --> 00:34:25,139
♪ In times of trouble ♪
803
00:34:25,173 --> 00:34:30,384
♪ No, we never
could have come this far ♪
804
00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:33,282
♪ Ooh ♪
805
00:34:33,323 --> 00:34:36,927
BLAINE/RACHEL:
♪ I took the good times ♪
806
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,932
♪ I'll take the bad times ♪
807
00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:45,702
♪ I'll take you
just the way you are ♪
808
00:34:45,736 --> 00:34:49,010
♪ I don't ♪
809
00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:52,252
♪ Want clever ♪
810
00:34:52,285 --> 00:34:55,191
♪ Conversation ♪
811
00:34:55,224 --> 00:34:56,720
♪ I never ♪
812
00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:00,190
♪ Want to work that hard ♪
813
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,923
♪ Mmm ♪
814
00:35:02,956 --> 00:35:06,566
KURT/SAM:
♪ I just want someone ♪
815
00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:09,642
♪ That I can talk to ♪
816
00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:12,243
♪ I want you just ♪
817
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:17,813
ALL:
♪ The way you are ♪
818
00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:24,789
♪ I need to know
that you will always be ♪
819
00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:30,065
♪ The same old someone
that I knew ♪
820
00:35:30,098 --> 00:35:31,601
SANTANA/SAM:
♪ Oh ♪
821
00:35:31,634 --> 00:35:33,600
♪ What will it take ♪
822
00:35:33,634 --> 00:35:39,147
♪ Till you believe in me ♪
823
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,978
♪ The way that I believe ♪
824
00:35:42,011 --> 00:35:44,711
♪ In you? ♪
825
00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:49,520
KURT/BLAINE:
♪ I said I love you ♪
826
00:35:49,553 --> 00:35:52,388
♪ That's forever ♪
827
00:35:52,429 --> 00:35:54,492
♪ Forever ♪
828
00:35:54,525 --> 00:35:58,561
♪ And this I promise
from the heart ♪
829
00:35:58,594 --> 00:36:01,929
♪ Mmm, mmm ♪
830
00:36:01,970 --> 00:36:05,270
SAM/RACHEL:
♪ I couldn't love you ♪
831
00:36:05,311 --> 00:36:08,816
♪ Any better ♪
832
00:36:08,849 --> 00:36:13,120
ALL: ♪ I love you just
the way you are... ♪
833
00:36:13,153 --> 00:36:16,386
♪ I love you just the way ♪
834
00:36:16,427 --> 00:36:19,827
♪ I love you just the way ♪
835
00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:27,860
♪ I love you
just the way you are. ♪
836
00:36:32,704 --> 00:36:34,672
(school bell rings)
Good night, Coach.
837
00:36:34,705 --> 00:36:36,177
That's it?
838
00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:38,680
Don't let the bed bugs bite?
839
00:36:38,713 --> 00:36:41,280
You've been sitting out there
all day long
840
00:36:41,313 --> 00:36:42,745
with little dream bubbles
841
00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:44,652
floating over your head
842
00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:45,925
and not once
have you come in here
843
00:36:45,959 --> 00:36:48,423
to tell me how your trip
to college went.
844
00:36:48,463 --> 00:36:51,358
I don't want to hurt
your feelings, Coach.
845
00:36:51,399 --> 00:36:52,526
I don't have
846
00:36:52,567 --> 00:36:54,029
any feelings, Becky.
847
00:36:54,062 --> 00:36:55,533
It was okay, I guess.
848
00:36:55,566 --> 00:36:57,531
I don't have to take math.
849
00:36:57,564 --> 00:36:59,699
Someone takes notes for me.
850
00:36:59,732 --> 00:37:01,937
I can learn photography.
851
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,936
Well, that sounds better
than okay to me.
852
00:37:03,969 --> 00:37:05,472
To tell you the truth,
853
00:37:05,505 --> 00:37:07,411
it was awesome.
854
00:37:07,444 --> 00:37:10,782
(clicks tongue) Are you sure
you're ready for this, honey?
855
00:37:10,815 --> 00:37:12,980
I never thought to say this.
856
00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:17,249
I've outgrown
these... high school bitches.
857
00:37:17,282 --> 00:37:19,052
Mmm.
858
00:37:19,085 --> 00:37:21,727
You're not sad, are you, Coach?
859
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,728
I'm sad to be losing
the best damn secretary
860
00:37:24,769 --> 00:37:26,797
since the pre-collagen injected
Melanie Griffith
861
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,627
in Working Girl.
862
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:30,035
(sighs)
863
00:37:30,068 --> 00:37:32,269
But I'm more proud
than I am sad.
864
00:37:32,302 --> 00:37:34,239
Think I can help you
865
00:37:34,272 --> 00:37:36,072
write your application essay?
866
00:37:36,113 --> 00:37:37,776
Sure, Coach.
867
00:37:37,809 --> 00:37:39,941
Let's see what you got there.
868
00:37:39,975 --> 00:37:42,614
(sighs)
869
00:37:42,647 --> 00:37:45,119
Okay, well, you can't say that.
870
00:37:45,152 --> 00:37:46,456
And you can't say that.
871
00:37:46,489 --> 00:37:48,457
I can't say "crap" or "douche"?
872
00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:50,486
Even if you're talking
about Graydon Carter.
873
00:37:54,363 --> 00:37:56,626
(school bell rings)
(clears throat)
874
00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:58,232
Check your Instagram.
875
00:37:58,265 --> 00:38:00,262
O... kay.
876
00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:08,307
(chuckles)
877
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:09,840
When did you do all that?
878
00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:11,777
Uh, last night.
After I dropped you off.
879
00:38:11,810 --> 00:38:13,513
I kind of couldn't stop
thinking about you.
880
00:38:13,546 --> 00:38:14,977
Oh...
881
00:38:15,018 --> 00:38:16,849
Look, I don't want to freak
you out and move too fast
882
00:38:16,882 --> 00:38:18,783
or anything, but I'd
love to do it again.
883
00:38:18,816 --> 00:38:20,046
Like, maybe tonight?
884
00:38:20,087 --> 00:38:24,052
So, you guys are, like,
really a thing now?
885
00:38:24,085 --> 00:38:25,253
Yeah?
886
00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:27,691
It's, uh, none
of your business anymore.
887
00:38:31,423 --> 00:38:32,287
Cool.
888
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,856
Well,
889
00:38:33,889 --> 00:38:35,625
congratulations.
890
00:38:35,658 --> 00:38:36,866
Duty calls.
891
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,802
Okay, if I'm going
to be honest here,
892
00:38:40,835 --> 00:38:43,305
just because we go out once
doesn't mean that we're...
893
00:38:43,339 --> 00:38:44,907
going out.
894
00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:46,372
Oh.
895
00:38:46,405 --> 00:38:48,076
I still just need time for me.
896
00:38:48,109 --> 00:38:49,446
Sure.
897
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:54,208
Are we done, Coach?
898
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,848
Oh, not quite yet, Becky.
899
00:38:55,881 --> 00:38:57,785
We're gonna drench this
whole thing in glitter and hoist
900
00:38:57,818 --> 00:38:59,354
three dozen rainbow flags.
901
00:38:59,387 --> 00:39:01,290
Got it, Coach. Go Bearcats!
902
00:39:01,323 --> 00:39:02,687
Go Bearcats.
903
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,422
So you finally came around.
904
00:39:04,455 --> 00:39:05,916
What made you see the light?
905
00:39:05,957 --> 00:39:08,086
Well, Butt Chin, in the words
of Civil Rights leader.
906
00:39:08,126 --> 00:39:10,560
Genghis Khan,
everyone deserves a shot
907
00:39:10,593 --> 00:39:13,159
at their dreams, and
I suppose that includes
908
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,333
your hopelessly
misguided teen hobgoblins.
909
00:39:16,366 --> 00:39:19,034
Now, don't forget to remind them
about the myriad
910
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:22,373
of show business legends born
and bred right here in Lima.
911
00:39:22,406 --> 00:39:24,110
And that would be
a total of one,
912
00:39:24,143 --> 00:39:26,037
Ms. Phyllis Diller.
913
00:39:26,078 --> 00:39:29,075
You know, in a few decades,
when the New Directions are all
914
00:39:29,108 --> 00:39:31,275
on unemployment
and sexually pleasing
915
00:39:31,308 --> 00:39:34,014
some horny old casting assistant
just so they can be extras
916
00:39:34,047 --> 00:39:36,150
on season 33
of The Bachelorette,
917
00:39:36,183 --> 00:39:39,484
they'll look back on this
time and remember you fondly.
918
00:39:39,517 --> 00:39:40,853
TINA: That's not
true, Sue Sylvester!
919
00:39:40,886 --> 00:39:42,357
One day, we're gonna be
big, big stars.
920
00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:45,029
SUE: Well, of course
you are, my dear.
921
00:39:45,062 --> 00:39:46,029
Isn't that right, William?
922
00:39:46,062 --> 00:39:46,997
Blam!
923
00:39:47,030 --> 00:39:48,534
They're back! ARTIE: Yo, dawgs,
924
00:39:48,567 --> 00:39:50,030
tell us everything. SAM: Fact:
925
00:39:50,063 --> 00:39:51,535
Blaine thought he wanted
to be a doctor for a minute
926
00:39:51,568 --> 00:39:53,010
and then Kurt talked him
out of it
927
00:39:53,043 --> 00:39:54,844
and then he went to NYADA and
he crushed his NYADA audition.
928
00:39:54,877 --> 00:39:56,012
Sam, that was my news.
929
00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,412
Oh, and, uh, Mr. Shue,
did you know
930
00:39:57,445 --> 00:39:59,148
that Billy Joel never went
to college?
931
00:39:59,181 --> 00:40:01,250
Fact: he didn't, and I
think you forgot to tell us
932
00:40:01,283 --> 00:40:03,419
about that. So I'm gonna
skip college, too,
933
00:40:03,452 --> 00:40:05,958
- and become a male model.
- Impossible. You're too fat.
934
00:40:05,991 --> 00:40:08,023
No, I'm not. And I don't care
what you or Ms. Bichette
935
00:40:08,063 --> 00:40:09,263
or anyone says.
936
00:40:09,296 --> 00:40:11,296
I like me just the way I am,
and I'm not gonna
937
00:40:11,329 --> 00:40:12,867
- change for anyone.
- Well, that is
938
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:15,804
just the screw-you spirit
employers love.
939
00:40:15,837 --> 00:40:18,972
Honest to God,
I cannot imagine what goes on
940
00:40:19,013 --> 00:40:21,983
in your lumpish,
sexually ambiguous heads.
941
00:40:22,016 --> 00:40:23,384
'Cause they're nuts.
942
00:40:23,417 --> 00:40:24,522
Every one of them
943
00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:25,692
is crazy!
944
00:40:25,727 --> 00:40:26,687
Becky, you may be right.
945
00:40:27,399 --> 00:40:29,326
- We may be crazy.
- Oh, no,
946
00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:30,462
no, no, no. Don't you dare.
947
00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:32,231
Over my dead body
will you inexplicably
948
00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,001
shoehorn in another
Billy Joel song
949
00:40:34,042 --> 00:40:35,970
just to punctuate one
of your weekly lessons
950
00:40:36,011 --> 00:40:39,042
that inevitably veers off into
a saccharine barrage of angst
951
00:40:39,075 --> 00:40:41,681
and affirmation. (Billy Joel's
"You May Be Right" begins)
952
00:40:41,714 --> 00:40:44,819
(cheering)
953
00:40:46,187 --> 00:40:49,889
♪ Friday night
I crashed your party ♪
954
00:40:49,922 --> 00:40:53,093
♪ Saturday I said I'm sorry ♪
955
00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:57,136
♪ Sunday came
and trashed me out again ♪
956
00:40:58,968 --> 00:41:02,405
ARTIE/KITTY:
♪ And you told me not to drive ♪
957
00:41:02,438 --> 00:41:05,174
♪ But I made it home alive ♪
958
00:41:05,207 --> 00:41:07,776
♪ So you said that only proves ♪
959
00:41:07,817 --> 00:41:10,080
♪ That I'm insane ♪
960
00:41:10,113 --> 00:41:14,116
ALL:
♪ You may be right ♪
961
00:41:14,149 --> 00:41:17,388
♪ I may be crazy ♪
962
00:41:17,421 --> 00:41:21,056
♪ But it just may be a lunatic ♪
963
00:41:21,097 --> 00:41:23,831
♪ You're looking for ♪
964
00:41:23,864 --> 00:41:26,832
♪ Turn out the light ♪
965
00:41:26,865 --> 00:41:29,402
♪ Don't try to save me ♪
966
00:41:29,435 --> 00:41:31,446
♪ You may be wrong ♪
967
00:41:31,479 --> 00:41:34,912
♪ For all I know,
but you may be right ♪
968
00:41:34,945 --> 00:41:36,954
(whooping)
969
00:41:39,822 --> 00:41:43,831
♪ Now think of all the years
you tried to ♪
970
00:41:43,864 --> 00:41:47,000
JAKE/RYDER:
♪ Find someone to satisfy you ♪
971
00:41:47,033 --> 00:41:52,809
♪ I might be as crazy
as you say ♪
972
00:41:52,842 --> 00:41:55,913
KITTY/ARTIE:
♪ If I'm crazy then it's true ♪
973
00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:58,513
♪ That it's all because of you ♪
974
00:41:58,546 --> 00:42:02,878
♪ And you wouldn't want me
any other ♪
975
00:42:02,919 --> 00:42:04,748
♪ Way ♪
976
00:42:04,781 --> 00:42:07,650
ALL:
♪ You may be right ♪
977
00:42:07,683 --> 00:42:11,190
♪ I may be crazy ♪
978
00:42:11,223 --> 00:42:15,357
♪ Oh, but it just may be
a lunatic ♪
979
00:42:15,397 --> 00:42:17,732
♪ You're looking for ♪
980
00:42:17,765 --> 00:42:21,000
♪ It's too late to fight ♪
981
00:42:21,033 --> 00:42:24,409
♪ It's too late to change me ♪
982
00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:27,240
♪ You may be wrong
for all I know ♪
983
00:42:27,273 --> 00:42:30,052
♪ But you may be right ♪
984
00:42:30,085 --> 00:42:33,918
♪ You may be right
♪ You may be right ♪
985
00:42:33,959 --> 00:42:36,754
♪ I may be crazy
♪ I may be crazy ♪
986
00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:40,291
♪ Hey, but it just may be
a lunatic ♪
987
00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:43,263
♪ You're looking for ♪
988
00:42:43,296 --> 00:42:46,505
♪ Turn out the light ♪
♪ Turn out the light ♪
989
00:42:46,538 --> 00:42:49,610
♪ Oh, don't try to save me ♪
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
990
00:42:49,643 --> 00:42:52,816
♪ You may be wrong
for all I know ♪
991
00:42:52,848 --> 00:42:54,257
♪ You may be right ♪
992
00:42:55,857 --> 00:42:58,685
♪ You may be wrong ♪
♪ You may be wrong ♪
993
00:42:58,718 --> 00:43:00,326
♪ But you may be right ♪
♪ You may be ♪
994
00:43:00,359 --> 00:43:01,759
♪ Wrong ♪
♪ You may be wrong ♪
995
00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:03,994
♪ But you may be right ♪
♪ You may be wrong ♪
996
00:43:04,035 --> 00:43:06,868
♪ You may be wrong but you may be
right ♪
♪ Hey, you may be wrong ♪
997
00:43:06,901 --> 00:43:09,235
♪ You may be wrong
but you may be right... ♪
998
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,744
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