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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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Will made the Glee Club decide
whether they were Katys
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or Gagas as if those were
the only two options,
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which Sue thought was stupid so
now she's got it out for them
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but this time she's principal
and Becky's her Beckretary.
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Oh snap! Jake wanted to
go all the way with Marley,
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but Marley only let him
touch her boob,
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so Jake cheated on her
with demon hellspawn Bree
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'cause that's the kind of guy
he is and Marley doesn't know.
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- Do you want to go somewhere?
- Is your girlfriend going to be there?
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Rachel got the lead
in Funny Girl on Broadway, but
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the director's sort of weird
and has crazy eyes and wasn't
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even sure she was right
for the part to begin with.
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That's all we needed to see.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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Blaine, what are you doing?
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Tina! Tina, get out!
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Get out! Get out of here!
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Get out! Get out!
Get out of here!
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Blaine this is nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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Yes, it is.
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That's a twerk fail
gawker nightmare.
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No. This is a revelation.
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If this is turning into
what I think it's turning into,
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I just want to say
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that it's physically impossible
for me to twerk.
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I beg to differ.
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Guys, look how you're
all riveted by that video.
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That's the kind of reaction
we need from the judges if we're
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gonna one-up Throat Explosion
at nationals.
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We need to edge up our America's
sweetheart image a bit.
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Show the judges that
we're not afraid to rebel.
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Mr. Shue, what if some of us
don't know how to twerk?
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Have no fear,
your twerk-torial is here.
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Hey, and if you can all dance
like Blaine did in that video,
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we are gonna need
a bigger trophy case.
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Yeah, twerk, twerk!
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Twerk, twerk!
Watch this, Marley.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Okay, listen up.
Twerking did start in Atlanta
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in the club scene,
but it is global now.
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And whether you call it
the booty pop or P-pop
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or the Sissy Bounce,
all that you need to do it is...
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a working booty and the right
attitude and education.
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So we'll start
with the basics. Kitty?
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All right, you basic bitches,
feet should-width apart.
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Bend your knees, turn them out,
hands on hips,
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thumbs on the butt.
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And pop it, pop it, pop it,
pop it, pop it, pop it.
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Not that.
This is so weird!
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Unique, come on!
You are a natural.
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I been twerking in my bedroom
since I was six to Miss Beyoncé.
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Hey, Sam.
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Yeah, that was a White Chocolate
signature move.
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Tina and Ryder,
you'll be twerking in the back.
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Stay very, very loose.
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I need a transformation.
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To shed some old skin.
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I want to look
completely different.
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Hi.
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Okay. Today it's
"You are Woman, I am Man."
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I have some ideas, but I want to
see what you do with it first.
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All I know is I want
the sexual organs
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of every man, woman, and well,
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just the men and women,
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to be stimulated
by the end of this number.
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I think we can handle that.
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This is a joke, right?
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I did some research, and I
wanted to get into character,
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and this cut and length
was totally in style
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in post-World War I Manhattan.
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Do you have any idea
how Broadway works?
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Read your contract.
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I pick every swatch, every gel,
every shade of lipstick.
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Anything the audience
will see, hear or smell
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in my theater is selected
after weeks
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of careful consideration
by me, the director.
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Look, I'm not a prop,
all right?
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You hired me to express
myself, to be Fanny, my fanny.
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And I need some freedom
to be able to find her myself.
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And someone told you
she hangs out
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in Sally Hershberger Downtown?
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Look, I've sort of been going
through hell
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the past month or so.
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And I just needed
to snap out of it.
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So maybe we could
just do the number
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and see how it goes from there.
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Fine, Rachel.
Please, just make me forget.
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♪ You are woman ♪
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♪ I am man ♪
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♪ You are smaller ♪
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♪ So I can be taller than ♪
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♪ You are softer to the touch ♪
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♪ It's a feeling
I like feeling very much ♪
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♪ You are someone ♪
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♪ I've admired ♪
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♪ Still, our friendship ♪
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♪ Leaves something
to be desired ♪
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♪ Does it take more explanation
than this? ♪
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♪ You are woman, I am man ♪
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♪ Let's kiss ♪
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♪ Isn't this the height
of nonchalance ♪
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♪ Furnishing a bed
in restaurants? ♪
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♪ Well, a bit of dinner
never hurt ♪
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♪ But guess who is gonna
be dessert ♪
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♪ Do good girls do
just what mama says ♪
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♪ When mama's not around? ♪
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♪ It's a feeling, oy vay,
what a feeling ♪
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♪ A bit of pâté ♪
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♪ Uh! I drink it all day ♪
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♪ Should I do the things
he'll tell me to ♪
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♪ In this pickle,
what would Sadie do? ♪
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♪ In my soul,
I feel an inner lack ♪
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♪ Just suppose he wants
his dinner back ♪
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♪ Now I feel that there's
a fire here ♪
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♪ Oh, try that once,
a little higher, dear ♪
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♪ What a beast to ruin
such a pearl ♪
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♪ Would a convent take
a Jewish girl? ♪
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♪ You are woman ♪
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♪ You are man ♪
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♪ Let's... ♪
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Stop!
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The haircut.
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God bless the haircut!
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It's like some kind
of reverse Samson.
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I have some notes, but you
really were our Fanny up there.
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Okay. Well, you know,
Fanny was a rebel.
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So I just felt a little rebellious
behavior would do the trick.
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You were right.
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But I think we've all rebelled
enough for one production.
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No more, understood?
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Yes, sir.
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From the top!
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And the right to vote
was in 18...
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Mr. Shue?
Yes?
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May I be excused?
Too much Diet Coke.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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Excuse me.
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What the hell are you
doing in here?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I thought this was
the little boys' room.
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Stop right there, voice of Elmo.
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Do you honestly expect me
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to believe you stumbled
in here by accident?
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Please don't tell anyone.
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I'm afraid to use
the boys' bathroom.
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I can't. I just don't feel
comfortable in there.
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I make sure to only come
in here during class
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so no one finds out
or gets upset.
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Oh. Don't worry.
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Your secret's safe with me.
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And that's how
it all started...
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the Great McKinley Bathroom
Gender Riot of 2013.
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Bree figured out that the boys'
room was a great place
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to make out in
and not get caught.
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You've been avoiding me.
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Whoa.
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Stoner Brett started using
the girls' bathroom
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because it was cleaner
and it smelled better,
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and he heard a rumor that
the toilet seats were heated.
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And then the girls started
using the boys' room
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when they realized that boys
never had to wait in a line.
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It was chaos.
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Whoops.
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I just had
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the most incredible
experience of my life.
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Oh, my God.
Did you cut your hair?
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I was feeling stuck.
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Oh.
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You know, Rupert's amazing,
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but he has such specific views
on everything.
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And it's not like
I don't trust his vision,
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but I felt like I needed
to just rebel a little bit
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in order to have
more room to play.
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So he doesn't know that
you were wearing a wig?
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Not at first, but then
I told him after rehearsal.
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And he really loved it,
and I might get
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- to wear it in the show. - What if he
got mad about you lying to him?
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Or-or what if he saw that you cut
your hair and sent you packing?
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Okay, you know what, Kurt?
You've become boring.
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You go to class, and then you come
home and you watch your stories
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and eat on this food
and you Skype with Blaine,
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and it's not even sexy Skyping.
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I know this
because you just go to sleep.
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Same thing every day.
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- I change up my afternoon
smoothie occasionally. - You know,
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it felt so good taking
a risk with this wig.
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It's, like, I just...
I felt so alive.
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And I know I could have messed
everything up, but I didn't even care.
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It's, like, I just
wanted to risk it all.
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- What's gotten into you? - I don't know.
But do you remember
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in high school,
everything felt so urgent?
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Like if we didn't just go for it
we'd lose our chance forever?
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Yes, it was very stressful.
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I want to feel that way again.
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Does this have something
to do with Finn?
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You know, if part
of my grieving process
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is just diving headfirst
into life, then... maybe.
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All right, Rachel Berry...
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you got me.
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Let's go out
and do something crazy.
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Like what? Let's go use
flash photography at the Met.
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Small potatoes.
How about we break out
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the bottle of limoncello
you've been saving up.
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What for?
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Anesthesia.
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Both orangutans have been
charged with solicitation
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and impersonating
a police officer.
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Prosecutors say both
Tickles and Bam-Bam
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will be tried as adults.
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And now let's stroll
on down to Sue's Corner,
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with cheerleading icon,
Principal Sue Sylvester.
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Thank you, Rod. Andrea.
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America,
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tonight I address
a nation at war.
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Now, I'm not referring to
Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad,
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who gassed his own people
when they began to make fun
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of his extremely hilarious lisp.
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No, this nation faces
a far more insidious foe:
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Miley Cyrus...
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and the genital-flapping dance
known as "twerking"
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that makes men and women alike
look like overgrown,
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constipated toddlers.
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This vulgar,
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sexually explicit
excuse for a dance craze
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has brought American culture
to a new low.
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And that's why tonight,
Western Ohio,
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I solemnly pledge to end
the pandemic of twerking
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once and for all.
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Not only will I outlaw twerking
at McKinley High,
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but I have submitted a bill
to the Ohio State Legislature
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banning twerking
in Ohio public schools.
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And Hannah Montana
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can go back to naked-straddling
the three-ton wrecking ball
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she was clearly upsold
at Home Depot,
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as the tiny cinderblock room
she's elected to demolish
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is only about 12 square feet
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and already has a wall missing.
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And that's how Sue
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sees it.
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Ron.
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Oo-hoo, Sue!
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You're outta sight.
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We'll be right back.
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She will not
get away with this...
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- Guys, guys! What's going on?
- Did you not see.
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Principal Sylvester's
latest "Sue's Corner"?
249
00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:55,889
She's trying to take away
our God-given right
250
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,291
to twerk, Mr. Shue,
it's bullcrap!
251
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,492
I think what we're all
feeling, Mr. Shue,
252
00:11:58,526 --> 00:11:59,493
is that we were really
onto something
253
00:11:59,527 --> 00:12:01,161
with this whole twerking
at nationals thing...
254
00:12:01,196 --> 00:12:03,263
I completely agree with you.
255
00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:05,165
Principal Sylvester is drawing
a line in the sand.
256
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,101
She's deciding what's acceptable
and what's not,
257
00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:08,469
and that's just not gonna stand.
258
00:12:08,503 --> 00:12:10,771
The fact is, twerking is about
259
00:12:10,805 --> 00:12:13,006
blurring the lines, between
the past and the present,
260
00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,708
between men and women,
261
00:12:14,742 --> 00:12:16,710
between tradition
and envelope-pushing!
262
00:12:16,744 --> 00:12:19,079
It's all in that
Alan Thicke song that I love.
263
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,148
- "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke?
- Exactly.
264
00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:22,583
That's not what
that song's about.
265
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,885
Sue Sylvester wants to draw
a line in the sand?
266
00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:26,019
Well, we're gonna blur it.
267
00:12:26,054 --> 00:12:27,688
And blow this debate wide open!
268
00:12:27,722 --> 00:12:28,755
Yeah!
269
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Everybody get up!
270
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♪ Hey ♪ Hey! ♪
271
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♪ Everybody say hey ♪
272
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,301
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
273
00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:42,803
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
274
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,175
♪ If you can't hear ♪
275
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:50,210
♪ What I'm trying to say ♪
276
00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:52,346
Girl, come here.
♪ If you can't read ♪
277
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,914
♪ From the same page ♪
278
00:12:53,948 --> 00:12:56,316
♪ Maybe I'm going deaf ♪
279
00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:58,352
♪ Maybe I'm going blind ♪
280
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:02,256
♪ Maybe I'm out of my mind ♪
281
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:04,024
♪ Okay, now he was close ♪
282
00:13:04,058 --> 00:13:06,093
♪ Tried to domesticate you ♪
283
00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:07,995
♪ But you're an animal ♪
284
00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,264
♪ Baby, it's in your nature ♪
285
00:13:10,298 --> 00:13:12,232
♪ Just let me liberate you ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
286
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:14,168
♪ You don't need no papers ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
287
00:13:14,202 --> 00:13:16,770
♪ That man is not your maker ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
288
00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:20,207
♪ And that's why I'm goin'
take a good girl ♪
289
00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:22,376
♪ I know you want it ♪
290
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,777
♪ I know you want it ♪
291
00:13:23,811 --> 00:13:25,913
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
292
00:13:25,947 --> 00:13:27,648
♪ You're a good girl ♪
293
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,917
♪ Can't let it get past me ♪
294
00:13:29,951 --> 00:13:31,652
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ You're far from plastic ♪
295
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,554
♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
♪ Talk about gettin' blasted ♪
296
00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:36,089
♪ I hate these blurred lines ♪
297
00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:37,991
♪ I know you want it ♪
298
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,927
♪ I know you want it ♪
299
00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:42,095
♪ I hate these lines ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
300
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:44,198
♪ But you're a good girl ♪
301
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:46,400
♪ The way you grab me ♪
302
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,734
♪ Must want to get nasty ♪
303
00:13:47,769 --> 00:13:50,571
♪ Go ahead, get at me ♪
304
00:13:50,605 --> 00:13:52,639
♪ Baby, can you breathe? ♪
305
00:13:52,674 --> 00:13:53,874
♪ I got this from Jamaica ♪
306
00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:56,710
♪ It always works for me ♪
307
00:13:56,744 --> 00:13:58,212
♪ Dakota to Decatur ♪
308
00:13:58,246 --> 00:14:00,147
♪ No more pretending
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
309
00:14:00,181 --> 00:14:02,449
♪ 'Cause now you winning ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
310
00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:04,685
♪ Here's our beginning ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
311
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:08,822
♪ I always wanted a...
good girl, yeah ♪
312
00:14:08,856 --> 00:14:10,524
♪ I know you want it ♪
313
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,858
♪ I know you want it ♪
314
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,360
♪ I know you want it ♪
315
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,697
♪ You're a good girl ♪
316
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,699
♪ Can't let it get past me ♪
317
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:19,833
♪ You're far from plastic ♪
318
00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:21,501
♪ Talk about gettin' blasted ♪
319
00:14:21,536 --> 00:14:24,938
♪ I hate these blurred lines ♪
320
00:14:24,973 --> 00:14:26,273
♪ I know you want it ♪
321
00:14:26,307 --> 00:14:28,342
♪ I know you want it ♪
322
00:14:28,376 --> 00:14:29,543
♪ I know you want it ♪
323
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,145
♪ So good, girl ♪
324
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,081
♪ The way you grab me ♪
325
00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:35,582
♪ Must want to get nasty ♪
326
00:14:35,617 --> 00:14:37,417
♪ Hey-ey... ♪
♪ Go ahead, get at me ♪
327
00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:40,120
♪ These blurred lines. ♪
328
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,298
You do realize
that "Blurred Lines"
329
00:14:51,332 --> 00:14:53,367
is a song about
date rape, don't you?
330
00:14:53,401 --> 00:14:54,701
What?
331
00:14:54,736 --> 00:14:56,203
- No, it's not.
- Will...
332
00:14:56,237 --> 00:14:58,277
you need to "back your ass
up" to the fact that you,
333
00:14:58,306 --> 00:14:59,806
a married 37-year-old,
334
00:14:59,841 --> 00:15:02,876
just performed a song about
coercive sexual advances
335
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:05,712
as nine minors
twerked alongside you
336
00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,547
down the hallways of
a public high school.
337
00:15:07,582 --> 00:15:09,416
It's called
the First Amendment, Sue.
338
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,751
This is about
freedom of expression.
339
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,353
Well, then feel free
to express that out loud
340
00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:15,989
as you pace the floors of
your dingy, lonely apartment,
341
00:15:16,024 --> 00:15:17,691
because you,
Will Schuester, are fired.
342
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:20,494
I am not leaving.
343
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,928
And I will
344
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,697
be appealing this
to the school board.
345
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,504
Oh, my God.
346
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,738
Are we actually gonna do this?
347
00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:33,140
I've always wanted one.
348
00:15:33,174 --> 00:15:34,374
You think Blaine's
gonna be mad?
349
00:15:34,409 --> 00:15:36,176
Well, isn't he, like,
obsessed with Adam Levine?
350
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,210
You're...
you're right.
351
00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:38,645
You're right about everything.
352
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,414
- I just need to wake up and
come out of myself. - Yes!
353
00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:41,581
You know? I mean,
I'm an artist!
354
00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:42,883
I should start acting like one!
355
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:44,584
Would Andy Warhol be
standing here worrying?
356
00:15:44,619 --> 00:15:45,686
No, he wouldn't!
357
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:46,687
To rebellion.
358
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,055
In all of its forms.
359
00:15:48,089 --> 00:15:49,056
Okay.
360
00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:50,190
Oh, chug, chug, chug. Ooh!
361
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,931
Oh, my God,
there is a little...
362
00:15:57,965 --> 00:16:00,067
Oh, God, tastes like
lemons and gasoline.
363
00:16:00,101 --> 00:16:01,735
- The worst.
- It's the worst.
364
00:16:01,769 --> 00:16:03,330
- So, what are we gonna get?
- I don't know.
365
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,338
Let's surprise each other.
366
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,939
Okay. Look at the kitty cat.
367
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,176
So who's first?
368
00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:19,156
Good morning, sunshine.
369
00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:20,491
Two shots of limoncello,
370
00:16:20,525 --> 00:16:22,827
- and I feel like I got hit by a bus.
- Ugh.
371
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,896
I'm the worst rebel
in the world.
372
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,330
Well, I made pancakes.
373
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:27,131
Ooh!
374
00:16:27,165 --> 00:16:28,666
Ooh, oh, I forgot
375
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:29,967
that was there for a moment.
376
00:16:30,002 --> 00:16:31,002
I didn't want a tramp stamp,
377
00:16:31,036 --> 00:16:32,970
and I thought if
I got it on my arm,
378
00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:34,672
then I wouldn't be able to go sleeveless again.
Well, let me see!
379
00:16:34,706 --> 00:16:37,875
Okay. So when we decided
that we were doing it,
380
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,076
I knew exactly what I wanted.
381
00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:41,212
I even printed it out
in the font that I like,
382
00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:42,780
so the tattoo guy
knew exactly what to do.
383
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:43,881
Okay.
384
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:44,882
It's both personal
385
00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:46,884
and political, just like me.
386
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:48,986
Ta-da!
387
00:16:49,021 --> 00:16:50,855
Oh, Kurt!
388
00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:51,889
"It Gets Better"!
389
00:16:51,924 --> 00:16:53,724
- That's so sw...
- What?
390
00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:54,825
Is it infected?
391
00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:57,361
No, it's just, it says
"It's Get Better,"
392
00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:58,796
not "It Gets Better."
393
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,464
They misspelled it.
394
00:17:03,035 --> 00:17:05,002
Oh, my God.
395
00:17:05,037 --> 00:17:07,104
I have absolute nonsense
written on me permanently.
396
00:17:07,139 --> 00:17:09,106
Okay, y-y-y-you have
to get it removed.
397
00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:11,208
Of course I do.
What if I run into Dan Savage
398
00:17:11,243 --> 00:17:13,511
in the steam room at the gym?
I mean, I'll be humiliated.
399
00:17:13,545 --> 00:17:14,779
Don't worry, they do
a really good job
400
00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:16,180
at removing tattoos these days.
401
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:18,249
Yeah, for tens of thousands of
dollars, which I don't have.
402
00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:19,750
Okay, then, we're going to
go back to the tattoo parlor
403
00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:21,252
and we're gonna have them fix it.
Just show me yours,
404
00:17:21,286 --> 00:17:22,553
'cause maybe he spelled
Streisand wrong,
405
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:24,422
and, a-and we can be
maimed together.
406
00:17:24,456 --> 00:17:27,425
You know what? I, I, I
didn't go through with it.
407
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:29,060
Are you kidding me?
408
00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:30,828
I was thinking about all
of my favorite idols...
409
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:32,163
Barbra, Patti,
and Carole King...
410
00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:33,297
and none of them have tattoos.
411
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:34,765
I cannot believe you backed out
without telling me.
412
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,267
I went. I was going to go
through with it,
413
00:17:36,301 --> 00:17:37,601
but you were halfway
through yours, and I just...
414
00:17:37,636 --> 00:17:40,304
Look, I-I'm really
sorry, okay?
415
00:17:40,339 --> 00:17:42,540
I-I-I'll go back with you,
we can get your money back.
416
00:17:42,574 --> 00:17:45,109
No, what I want back I can't
get... my innocence, my pride,
417
00:17:45,143 --> 00:17:47,278
and my unblemished
alabaster skin.
418
00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:50,047
Kurt.
419
00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:58,622
Well, well, if it isn't
420
00:17:58,657 --> 00:18:02,460
the "Q" in the LGBTQ-
XYZ-who-gives-a-crap.
421
00:18:02,494 --> 00:18:04,695
You want me to warm that
seat up for you, sweetheart?
422
00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:05,963
Listen, we get it.
423
00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:07,598
It must just be hell
hiking up that lovely dress
424
00:18:07,632 --> 00:18:09,600
at a urinal. Just let me do my
business, and I'll go, please.
425
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:12,403
Oh, sorry, we're just curious
how exactly you do that.
426
00:18:12,437 --> 00:18:14,005
Don't be scared.
427
00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:15,940
We're all guys here.
428
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:20,277
Let's get
out of here, man.
429
00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:24,915
You believe that?
430
00:18:30,055 --> 00:18:35,026
♪ If I were a boy ♪
431
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:41,832
♪ Even just for a day ♪
432
00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:46,737
♪ I'd roll out of bed ♪
433
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:49,540
♪ In the morning ♪
434
00:18:49,574 --> 00:18:54,545
♪ Throw on what I wanted,
and go ♪
435
00:18:57,516 --> 00:19:02,486
♪ Drink beer with the guys ♪
436
00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:08,893
♪ And chase after girls ♪
437
00:19:11,997 --> 00:19:15,633
♪ I'd kick it
with who I wanted ♪
438
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:19,770
♪ And I'd never get confronted
for it ♪
439
00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:23,174
♪ 'Cause they stick up for me ♪
440
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:28,412
♪ If I were a boy ♪
441
00:19:28,447 --> 00:19:33,417
♪ I think I could understand ♪
442
00:19:36,421 --> 00:19:39,390
♪ How it feels to love a girl ♪
443
00:19:39,424 --> 00:19:43,627
♪ I swear I'd be a better man ♪
444
00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:50,501
♪ I'd listen to her ♪
445
00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:57,208
♪ 'Cause I know how it hurts ♪
446
00:20:04,249 --> 00:20:06,984
♪ 'Cause he's taken you
for granted ♪
447
00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:09,987
♪ And everything you had ♪
448
00:20:10,021 --> 00:20:14,091
♪ Got destroyed ♪
449
00:20:14,126 --> 00:20:17,495
♪ It's a little too late ♪
450
00:20:17,529 --> 00:20:20,631
♪ For you to come back ♪
451
00:20:20,665 --> 00:20:23,367
♪ Say it's just a mistake ♪
452
00:20:23,401 --> 00:20:26,670
♪ Think I'd forgive you
like that ♪
453
00:20:26,705 --> 00:20:30,875
♪ If you thought
I would wait for you ♪
454
00:20:30,909 --> 00:20:32,076
♪ You thought ♪
455
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:37,081
♪ Wrong... ♪
456
00:20:39,518 --> 00:20:43,687
♪ But you're just a boy ♪
457
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:50,227
♪ You don't understand ♪
458
00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:56,200
♪ How it feels to love a girl ♪
459
00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:58,602
♪ Some day you'll wish
you were ♪
460
00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:01,906
♪ A better man ♪
461
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,908
♪ Oh ♪
462
00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:08,479
♪ You don't listen to her ♪
463
00:21:10,182 --> 00:21:14,885
♪ And you don't care
how it hurts ♪
464
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,321
♪ Oh ♪
465
00:21:17,355 --> 00:21:20,324
♪ Until you lose
the one you wanted ♪
466
00:21:20,358 --> 00:21:23,294
♪ 'Cause you've taken her
for granted ♪
467
00:21:23,328 --> 00:21:26,297
♪ And everything you had ♪
468
00:21:26,331 --> 00:21:31,302
♪ Got destroyed... ♪
469
00:21:34,639 --> 00:21:39,610
♪ But you're just a boy. ♪
470
00:21:47,018 --> 00:21:49,653
We need some names.
471
00:21:49,688 --> 00:21:51,522
Yeah, you know, some
people at this school need
472
00:21:51,556 --> 00:21:52,590
to get their ass kicked
to learn
473
00:21:52,624 --> 00:21:53,824
not to mess with you anymore.
474
00:21:53,858 --> 00:21:55,326
Come on, guys,
you know that's not a solution.
475
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,393
No, enough is enough.
476
00:21:56,428 --> 00:21:57,661
Mr. Shue's right.
477
00:21:57,696 --> 00:21:59,430
I love you guys.
478
00:21:59,464 --> 00:22:01,765
And your support
means everything.
479
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,535
But it won't fix anything.
480
00:22:04,569 --> 00:22:07,238
In fact, it'll probably
make everything worse.
481
00:22:10,742 --> 00:22:12,509
Motion approved to dig up
the school parking lot
482
00:22:12,544 --> 00:22:14,411
and move the Indian bones.
483
00:22:14,446 --> 00:22:17,514
Now, the McKinley School
Board calls to the podium.
484
00:22:17,549 --> 00:22:19,016
"Teacher of the Year..."
485
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:21,652
What is this, a typo?
486
00:22:21,686 --> 00:22:22,886
William Schuester?
487
00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:24,555
Thank you, Superintendant.
488
00:22:24,589 --> 00:22:25,889
And a very good evening
to everyone.
489
00:22:25,924 --> 00:22:28,292
We really appreciate
you moving this meeting
490
00:22:28,326 --> 00:22:29,560
of the school board
to the auditorium
491
00:22:29,594 --> 00:22:32,796
where you could hear
and see our case.
492
00:22:32,831 --> 00:22:36,166
Now, as you all know, Sue
Sylvester has recently banned
493
00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:37,635
a dance known as twerking
from McKinley.
494
00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:39,169
You call it twerking?
495
00:22:39,204 --> 00:22:41,505
I call it dance porn.
Well,
496
00:22:41,539 --> 00:22:43,340
that is exactly
what people once said
497
00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:45,242
about an outrageous
new dance called...
498
00:22:45,277 --> 00:22:47,244
the waltz.
499
00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:48,612
It was considered indecent
500
00:22:48,647 --> 00:22:50,848
because a man
and woman were actually
501
00:22:50,882 --> 00:22:54,685
clutching each other as they
whirled around the ballroom.
502
00:22:54,719 --> 00:22:57,221
In the 1920s,
rebellious jazz babies
503
00:22:57,255 --> 00:23:00,524
shocked society by
kicking up their heels
504
00:23:00,558 --> 00:23:02,459
to Charleston.
505
00:23:04,629 --> 00:23:05,562
In the '50s,
506
00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:06,897
everyone was scandalized
507
00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:08,932
by Elvis' pelvis.
508
00:23:12,937 --> 00:23:14,405
And then came a flood
509
00:23:14,439 --> 00:23:15,706
of dirty dancing.
510
00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:17,141
The twist.
511
00:23:17,175 --> 00:23:18,942
The pony.
512
00:23:18,977 --> 00:23:20,644
And heaven forbid,
513
00:23:20,679 --> 00:23:22,012
the mashed potato.
514
00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:23,547
All considered scandalous
515
00:23:23,581 --> 00:23:25,082
and sinful then.
516
00:23:25,116 --> 00:23:26,617
Now, with time and distance,
517
00:23:26,651 --> 00:23:27,718
thought of as quaint
518
00:23:27,752 --> 00:23:30,020
and innocent even.
519
00:23:30,055 --> 00:23:32,556
In the '80s came
the most forbidden
520
00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:35,359
dance of them all...
the Lambada.
521
00:23:35,393 --> 00:23:37,461
Spawning national outrage
522
00:23:37,495 --> 00:23:40,064
and two not-so-great movies.
523
00:23:40,098 --> 00:23:41,598
And now...
524
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,367
it's twerking.
525
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:50,040
I guarantee you
that in 20 years,
526
00:23:50,075 --> 00:23:52,810
twerking will be considered
a silly nostalgic dance.
527
00:23:52,844 --> 00:23:54,478
So I ask you.
528
00:23:54,512 --> 00:23:56,673
Do you want to be on the right
side of musical history?
529
00:24:01,588 --> 00:24:04,613
Oh, hey, Sue.
You wanted to see me?
530
00:24:04,647 --> 00:24:06,381
William, you can wipe
that smug look off your face.
531
00:24:06,415 --> 00:24:07,849
And while you're at it,
wipe your chin
532
00:24:07,884 --> 00:24:09,885
- because there's a butt on it.
- Oh.
533
00:24:09,919 --> 00:24:11,953
Well, I asked you in here
as an act of contrition.
534
00:24:11,988 --> 00:24:14,389
Wade "Unique" Adams made
an impassioned plea
535
00:24:14,423 --> 00:24:16,458
for a unisex bathroom
at this school.
536
00:24:16,492 --> 00:24:18,460
The arc of the moral universe
is long,
537
00:24:18,494 --> 00:24:20,128
but it bends towards justice.
538
00:24:20,162 --> 00:24:21,496
Do you know who said that?
539
00:24:21,531 --> 00:24:22,631
Captain America.
540
00:24:22,665 --> 00:24:23,899
Dr. Martin Luther King.
541
00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:24,833
Hmm.
542
00:24:24,867 --> 00:24:25,934
And I was so moved
543
00:24:25,968 --> 00:24:27,369
I decided to
provide him with it.
544
00:24:27,403 --> 00:24:30,805
So, from this day forward,
let it be known
545
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,240
that Unique will be able
to dump dirt
546
00:24:32,275 --> 00:24:34,175
in the privacy
of his very own crapper.
547
00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:36,278
Wow, that's...
548
00:24:36,312 --> 00:24:37,746
great.
549
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:38,914
Where is it?
550
00:24:40,082 --> 00:24:42,317
We have to move it.
551
00:24:42,351 --> 00:24:45,086
We tried.
It's bolted to the floor.
552
00:24:45,121 --> 00:24:46,988
I am so sorry, guys.
553
00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:48,263
This is like
living a nightmare.
554
00:24:49,225 --> 00:24:51,593
Tina?
How could you?
555
00:24:51,627 --> 00:24:52,994
What? It's convenient.
556
00:24:53,029 --> 00:24:56,131
Jesus, get your priorities
straight.
557
00:24:56,165 --> 00:24:57,966
Uh, o-okay, guys.
558
00:24:59,035 --> 00:25:00,569
L-let's practice
our-our twerking.
559
00:25:05,775 --> 00:25:06,975
Are you dyslexic?
560
00:25:07,009 --> 00:25:09,477
Or illiterate?
Or a charlatan?
561
00:25:09,512 --> 00:25:11,046
You completely
messed up my tattoo.
562
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,280
I am scarred!
563
00:25:12,315 --> 00:25:14,416
Let me see.
564
00:25:17,787 --> 00:25:20,455
That is exactly
what you told me to write.
565
00:25:20,489 --> 00:25:22,490
No, I wanted a message of hope.
566
00:25:22,525 --> 00:25:23,805
Something to represent
my strides
567
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,026
I've made as an individual
568
00:25:25,061 --> 00:25:26,728
and the political sea change.
569
00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:28,496
You should've put
"It gets better" on there.
570
00:25:28,531 --> 00:25:29,764
I did!
571
00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:31,600
No, you didn't.
572
00:25:34,136 --> 00:25:36,071
This is what
you gave me to write.
573
00:25:36,105 --> 00:25:38,373
I ask questions
because I don't want to hear
574
00:25:38,407 --> 00:25:39,874
everybody's bullcrap story
575
00:25:39,909 --> 00:25:42,978
about what their tattoo means.
576
00:25:43,012 --> 00:25:45,313
I must've screwed it up
when I was typing it.
577
00:25:45,348 --> 00:25:47,949
Yeah.
578
00:25:47,984 --> 00:25:49,384
Let me ask you something.
579
00:25:49,418 --> 00:25:50,819
What are you even doing here?
580
00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:52,587
You don't seem
like the tattoo type.
581
00:25:52,622 --> 00:25:56,324
I wanted to rebel.
And shake off my doldrums.
582
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,093
My path has been different
583
00:25:58,127 --> 00:26:00,061
and exciting considering
my background
584
00:26:00,096 --> 00:26:01,129
but considering
who I think I am,
585
00:26:01,163 --> 00:26:02,631
and how I see myself,
586
00:26:02,665 --> 00:26:05,266
It's like I've taken the
street car named predictability.
587
00:26:06,302 --> 00:26:07,335
I guess this is the price I pay
588
00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:08,637
when I try to surprise myself.
589
00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:10,105
Nah.
590
00:26:10,139 --> 00:26:12,040
I think your motives were true.
591
00:26:12,074 --> 00:26:13,975
It's just that, you know,
592
00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:15,343
when you go off road, man...
593
00:26:15,378 --> 00:26:17,278
weird stuff is gonna happen.
594
00:26:18,047 --> 00:26:20,281
Check this out.
595
00:26:25,154 --> 00:26:26,287
That demon looks
like John Davidson.
596
00:26:26,322 --> 00:26:28,556
I got that in Hong Kong.
597
00:26:28,591 --> 00:26:30,225
I was trashed, right?
598
00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:33,228
And I asked this guy
for a Harley Davidson tattoo.
599
00:26:33,262 --> 00:26:35,563
And I guess something
got lost in translation
600
00:26:35,598 --> 00:26:37,065
'cause when I woke up
601
00:26:37,099 --> 00:26:38,499
I had the host
of That's Incredible!
602
00:26:38,501 --> 00:26:39,467
On my freakin' chest.
603
00:26:39,502 --> 00:26:42,070
Eh. Turned him
into a demon.
604
00:26:42,104 --> 00:26:45,173
Lame ass goes to badass,
two hours tops.
605
00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:47,108
My body's covered
with mistake ink.
606
00:26:47,143 --> 00:26:48,810
You can fix damn near anything.
607
00:26:48,844 --> 00:26:49,978
How can you fix this?
608
00:26:50,012 --> 00:26:52,814
Why don't you give me
another shot at it?
609
00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:54,149
I'm, uh...
610
00:26:54,183 --> 00:26:55,884
starting to get a sense
of who you are.
611
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,686
Why don't you hop
back up on the table
612
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,154
and I'll see what I can do.
613
00:26:59,188 --> 00:27:01,489
No charge. I'll even throw
in a tongue piercing.
614
00:27:01,524 --> 00:27:02,924
No cost to you.
615
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:05,026
Why would I want to do that?
616
00:27:05,061 --> 00:27:06,895
Look,
617
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,897
you step back now,
618
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,999
you will never take
another risk again.
619
00:27:11,033 --> 00:27:14,703
You will have given up on
the whole concept of going nuts.
620
00:27:14,737 --> 00:27:17,038
What you got to do is
you got to go more nuts,
621
00:27:17,073 --> 00:27:18,907
have a positive experience.
622
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,909
And then you'll realize
623
00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:24,212
that that is where you find
the juice of life.
624
00:27:25,581 --> 00:27:27,315
Come on.
Oh...
625
00:27:27,349 --> 00:27:28,583
Okay.
626
00:27:28,617 --> 00:27:31,086
Juice of life.
627
00:27:35,224 --> 00:27:38,727
Oh, Marley, have
you seen this Vine?
628
00:27:38,761 --> 00:27:40,929
I call it "Squeezin' Out
a Twerkle Head."
629
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,731
It looks
630
00:27:42,765 --> 00:27:45,066
like you've got a bad case
of the spastic butt coughs.
631
00:27:45,101 --> 00:27:46,735
Good one!
632
00:27:46,769 --> 00:27:49,804
You're hilarious. Like,
Comedy Central-funny. Hey!
633
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:51,539
I was just trying to be helpful.
634
00:27:51,574 --> 00:27:53,742
I'd be happy to give
you twerk lessons.
635
00:27:53,776 --> 00:27:55,143
Twerking's really
not that hard,
636
00:27:55,177 --> 00:27:56,644
not if you have
the right partner.
637
00:27:56,679 --> 00:27:58,780
How do you think your
boyfriend got so good at it?
638
00:27:58,814 --> 00:28:01,449
Oh. Yeah, Jake didn't tell you?
639
00:28:01,484 --> 00:28:03,284
After your pathetic night of.
640
00:28:03,319 --> 00:28:05,286
"Don't touch me there,
I mean it, Jake,"
641
00:28:05,321 --> 00:28:06,721
he came running to me.
642
00:28:06,756 --> 00:28:08,590
And we twerked
643
00:28:08,624 --> 00:28:10,492
all night long.
644
00:28:10,526 --> 00:28:12,093
Mm, Jake's not like that.
645
00:28:12,128 --> 00:28:15,497
And if he was, he would aim a
lot higher than trash like you.
646
00:28:16,499 --> 00:28:18,333
That is slut-shaming.
647
00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:20,835
You are using
the derogatory label "trash"
648
00:28:20,870 --> 00:28:22,370
for a female's
natural sensuality.
649
00:28:22,404 --> 00:28:24,072
It's femiphobic,
650
00:28:24,106 --> 00:28:25,740
neoretrogenderist
651
00:28:25,775 --> 00:28:27,609
and a clear form
of sexual bullying.
652
00:28:27,643 --> 00:28:30,111
And as this beautiful
poster clearly states,
653
00:28:30,146 --> 00:28:31,780
this is a Bully-Free Zone.
654
00:28:31,814 --> 00:28:33,214
But I will be the better person
655
00:28:33,249 --> 00:28:34,749
and not report you
to Principal Sylvester
656
00:28:34,784 --> 00:28:36,117
for immediate expulsion.
657
00:28:36,152 --> 00:28:38,286
By the way, you know
that cute little mole
658
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,888
on Jake's right hip
and how, when you kiss it,
659
00:28:39,922 --> 00:28:42,390
it drives him absolutely crazy?
660
00:28:42,424 --> 00:28:44,125
Oh, right.
661
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,227
You wouldn't know
about that, would you?
662
00:28:46,262 --> 00:28:47,829
Well, trust me.
663
00:28:47,863 --> 00:28:49,864
He loves it.
664
00:28:59,253 --> 00:29:01,987
Hey, I was just ab...
about to come find you.
665
00:29:02,021 --> 00:29:03,855
Pull down your pants.
I want to see your right hip.
666
00:29:03,890 --> 00:29:06,458
I want to see if there's a mole. I want
to see if she's telling the truth.
667
00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:08,961
- Who? - Please tell me
there's no mole.
668
00:29:08,995 --> 00:29:11,129
Please tell me she's just lying
to screw with my head.
669
00:29:11,164 --> 00:29:13,398
Please tell me
you didn't really cheat on me,
670
00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:15,601
especially with h-her.
671
00:29:19,239 --> 00:29:21,273
- Marley...
- Oh, my God.
672
00:29:21,307 --> 00:29:23,468
- I'm so sorry. Look at me. Look...
- Just stop. Just stop.
673
00:29:33,987 --> 00:29:35,687
♪ We clawed, we chained ♪
674
00:29:35,722 --> 00:29:37,689
♪ Our hearts in vain ♪
675
00:29:37,724 --> 00:29:41,293
♪ We jumped, never asking why ♪
676
00:29:41,327 --> 00:29:43,462
♪ We kissed, I fell ♪
677
00:29:43,496 --> 00:29:45,631
♪ Under your spell ♪
678
00:29:45,665 --> 00:29:47,299
♪ A love ♪
679
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:50,269
♪ No one could deny ♪
680
00:29:50,303 --> 00:29:52,137
♪ Don't you ever say ♪
681
00:29:52,171 --> 00:29:53,972
♪ I just walked away ♪
682
00:29:54,007 --> 00:29:57,743
♪ I will always want you ♪
683
00:29:57,777 --> 00:30:00,078
♪ I can't live a lie ♪
684
00:30:00,113 --> 00:30:02,214
♪ Running for my life ♪
685
00:30:02,248 --> 00:30:06,018
♪ I will always want you ♪
686
00:30:07,186 --> 00:30:10,656
♪ I came in
like a wrecking ball ♪
687
00:30:10,690 --> 00:30:14,526
♪ I never hit so hard in love
688
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,497
♪ All I wanted was
to break your walls ♪
689
00:30:18,531 --> 00:30:22,868
♪ All you ever did was wreck me ♪
690
00:30:22,902 --> 00:30:27,205
♪ I came in
like a wrecking ball ♪
691
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,809
♪ Yeah, I just closed my eyes
and swung ♪
692
00:30:30,843 --> 00:30:34,646
♪ Left me crashing
in a blazing fall ♪
693
00:30:34,681 --> 00:30:39,885
♪ All you ever did was
wreck me ♪
694
00:30:39,919 --> 00:30:43,522
♪ Yeah, you, you wreck me ♪
695
00:30:45,858 --> 00:30:49,561
♪ I never meant to start a war ♪
696
00:30:49,595 --> 00:30:53,498
♪ I just wanted you
to let me in ♪
697
00:30:53,533 --> 00:30:56,802
♪ I guess
I should've let you win ♪
698
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,240
♪ Don't you ever say ♪
699
00:31:02,275 --> 00:31:04,242
♪ I just walked away ♪
700
00:31:04,277 --> 00:31:07,746
♪ I will always want you ♪
701
00:31:09,382 --> 00:31:12,851
♪ I came in
like a wrecking ball ♪
702
00:31:12,885 --> 00:31:16,588
♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
703
00:31:16,622 --> 00:31:20,859
♪ All I wanted was
to break your walls ♪
704
00:31:20,893 --> 00:31:24,863
♪ All you ever did was
wreck me ♪
705
00:31:24,897 --> 00:31:28,600
♪ I came in
like a wrecking ball ♪
706
00:31:28,634 --> 00:31:32,237
♪ Yeah, I just closed my eyes
and swung ♪
707
00:31:32,271 --> 00:31:36,508
♪ Left me crashing
in a blazing fall ♪
708
00:31:36,542 --> 00:31:41,646
♪ All you ever did was
wreck me ♪
709
00:31:41,681 --> 00:31:43,115
♪ Yeah, you ♪
710
00:31:43,149 --> 00:31:45,550
♪ You wreck me ♪
711
00:31:45,585 --> 00:31:47,152
♪ Yeah, you ♪
712
00:31:47,186 --> 00:31:50,489
♪ You wreck me. ♪
713
00:32:03,469 --> 00:32:04,603
Mr. Shue?
714
00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:09,374
I need to use the, uh...
715
00:32:09,409 --> 00:32:11,209
the magic bathroom.
716
00:32:11,244 --> 00:32:12,944
Okay, if Oprah's gonna
717
00:32:12,979 --> 00:32:14,413
drop the Cosby kids off
at the pool,
718
00:32:14,447 --> 00:32:16,248
I am not going
to be here for it.
719
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:17,416
Wait.
720
00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:19,418
Unique doesn't need to use
the Porta Potti.
721
00:32:20,453 --> 00:32:21,186
Come with me.
722
00:32:23,022 --> 00:32:26,391
There's nothing wrong
with the Porta Potti.
723
00:32:26,426 --> 00:32:27,526
Again?
724
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,028
She just used it, like,
five minutes ago.
725
00:32:31,063 --> 00:32:32,497
Thanks for doing this,
Mr. Shue,
726
00:32:32,532 --> 00:32:33,999
but I don't need a bodyguard.
727
00:32:34,033 --> 00:32:36,201
It's not about feeling safe
in the boys' bathroom;
728
00:32:36,235 --> 00:32:38,003
it's about feeling
like I don't belong.
729
00:32:38,037 --> 00:32:40,272
Look, I-I hate to say it,
but I-I think as long
730
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:43,275
as you keep being yourself,
your life is probably gonna be
731
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:45,076
a constant string
of "don't belongs."
732
00:32:45,111 --> 00:32:47,913
I know. I should probably
just start getting used to it.
733
00:32:47,947 --> 00:32:49,581
No, no, no.
734
00:32:49,615 --> 00:32:51,583
You should never
get used to it.
735
00:32:51,617 --> 00:32:53,919
All great change has come
from people who refused
736
00:32:53,953 --> 00:32:56,755
to get used to what was
accepted but wasn't right.
737
00:32:56,789 --> 00:32:58,790
Slavery, gay rights,
738
00:32:58,825 --> 00:33:00,859
New Coke.
739
00:33:00,893 --> 00:33:02,260
So, what you're saying is,
I should pull a Rosa Parks
740
00:33:02,295 --> 00:33:04,830
and refuse to give up my seat
in the girls' bathroom.
741
00:33:04,864 --> 00:33:07,499
Unfortunately, you're not going
to change the world overnight
742
00:33:07,533 --> 00:33:10,469
with some radical act
of rebellion.
743
00:33:10,503 --> 00:33:12,704
You just need to keep finding
the places you belong
744
00:33:12,738 --> 00:33:14,473
and the people you belong with,
745
00:33:14,507 --> 00:33:17,442
and then you'll have an army
to fight alongside of you
746
00:33:17,477 --> 00:33:20,045
until the world
is finally brave enough
747
00:33:20,079 --> 00:33:22,280
to accept you for who you are.
748
00:33:22,315 --> 00:33:23,849
It's hard, you know?
749
00:33:23,883 --> 00:33:25,717
Having to dress like this
every morning,
750
00:33:25,751 --> 00:33:28,487
knowing that almost
nobody will understand.
751
00:33:28,521 --> 00:33:32,057
But I don't have a choice...
this is who I am.
752
00:33:32,091 --> 00:33:34,192
Thank you for seeing
how hard it is.
753
00:33:34,227 --> 00:33:37,629
No one should have to work
so hard and risk so much.
754
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,468
From now on, whenever
nature calls,
755
00:33:43,503 --> 00:33:45,270
I want you to find me.
756
00:33:45,304 --> 00:33:47,138
And I'm going to open
this up for you.
757
00:33:47,173 --> 00:33:50,709
It's a single stall,
so it's coed.
758
00:33:53,579 --> 00:33:57,015
No one needs to know
how you identify yourself.
759
00:33:57,049 --> 00:33:59,351
They just need to know that
you washed your hands after.
760
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:02,354
Thank you.
761
00:34:04,223 --> 00:34:06,791
All right.
762
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,434
Hey, Becky,
I'm here to see Sue.
763
00:34:16,469 --> 00:34:18,436
Do you have an appointment?
764
00:34:18,471 --> 00:34:20,238
No.
765
00:34:20,273 --> 00:34:22,040
Then get out, bitch!
766
00:34:22,074 --> 00:34:23,208
It's okay, Becky.
767
00:34:23,242 --> 00:34:24,442
Send him in.
768
00:34:26,946 --> 00:34:28,079
Have a seat.
769
00:34:28,114 --> 00:34:30,248
I saw you escort Unique
770
00:34:30,283 --> 00:34:32,517
to the teacher's restroom
and let him use it.
771
00:34:32,552 --> 00:34:35,554
And I think it's degrading
for him to have to do that,
772
00:34:35,588 --> 00:34:38,023
and it's given me
a change of heart.
773
00:34:38,057 --> 00:34:39,858
I would like to propose a deal.
774
00:34:39,892 --> 00:34:42,427
I'll give Unique a key
to that bathroom
775
00:34:42,461 --> 00:34:43,762
on one condition.
776
00:34:43,796 --> 00:34:44,963
What is it?
777
00:34:44,997 --> 00:34:47,666
You and the Glee Club
stop twerking. For good.
778
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:49,935
Sorry, Sue, but there's no way in hell
that I'm going to make that deal.
779
00:34:49,969 --> 00:34:53,405
Oh, for God's sake, William,
that's your red line?
780
00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:56,274
Of all the things in the world
to be outraged about.
781
00:34:56,309 --> 00:34:57,642
This isn't about twerking.
782
00:34:57,677 --> 00:35:00,078
This is about standing up
to Sue Sylvester
783
00:35:00,112 --> 00:35:03,315
and her inane,
out-of-touch meddling.
784
00:35:03,349 --> 00:35:05,917
It's about rebelling against
your repeated attempts
785
00:35:05,952 --> 00:35:08,219
to suppress the Glee Club
and what we're trying to say.
786
00:35:08,254 --> 00:35:11,456
When a law is unjust,
it's your duty as an American
787
00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:13,024
to disobey.
788
00:35:13,059 --> 00:35:14,526
It's called
civil disobedience, Sue.
789
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,860
Fine, have it your way.
790
00:35:15,895 --> 00:35:18,229
The chemical toilet stays bolted
to the choir room floor.
791
00:35:18,264 --> 00:35:21,032
Fine. And maybe I'll just throw
a Sue Sylvester-style
792
00:35:21,067 --> 00:35:23,301
rebellion tantrum
as I leave this office.
793
00:35:23,336 --> 00:35:25,470
I don't know
what you're talking about.
794
00:35:25,504 --> 00:35:26,738
Oh, no?
795
00:35:26,772 --> 00:35:30,508
It goes a little something
like this.
796
00:35:39,085 --> 00:35:40,485
William, stop that.
797
00:35:42,755 --> 00:35:44,189
William Michael Schuester!
798
00:35:44,223 --> 00:35:46,524
Becky, no, no, no.
Don't even think about it.
799
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:47,726
Becky, no, no, no, don't...
800
00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,560
Hey, where have you been?
801
00:36:04,594 --> 00:36:06,074
Look, I know that
you're upset with me
802
00:36:06,096 --> 00:36:07,663
about the tattoo and everything,
803
00:36:07,697 --> 00:36:09,999
but this silent treatment,
it's a little immature.
804
00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:12,201
It's kind of hard to talk.
805
00:36:12,235 --> 00:36:13,536
Are you eating something?
806
00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:14,937
Did you get a pretzel from
the guy down the street?
807
00:36:14,971 --> 00:36:16,305
Because I thought
we were diet partners.
808
00:36:16,339 --> 00:36:18,407
I pierced my tongue.
809
00:36:18,441 --> 00:36:19,542
You pierced your tongue?!
810
00:36:19,576 --> 00:36:20,776
Oh, my God, that is so gross.
811
00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:21,911
Put that away.
I don't want to look at it.
812
00:36:21,945 --> 00:36:23,078
Doesn't it hurt?
813
00:36:23,113 --> 00:36:25,114
I-It's not that bad actually.
814
00:36:25,148 --> 00:36:27,483
Louis did it for free
when he fixed my tattoo.
815
00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:28,818
You fixed it? What did he do?
816
00:36:28,852 --> 00:36:31,420
No, he got a little creative
with the phrasing.
817
00:36:31,454 --> 00:36:32,788
One might say poetic.
818
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,156
But, you know, I really
do think he captured my essence,
819
00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:35,391
given the circumstances.
820
00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:36,625
Let me see.
821
00:36:37,761 --> 00:36:39,962
"It's Got Bette Midler."
822
00:36:40,997 --> 00:36:42,531
"It's Got Bette Midler."
823
00:36:42,566 --> 00:36:44,333
Oh, my God, that is genius.
824
00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:46,268
And it makes absolutely
no sense.
825
00:36:46,303 --> 00:36:49,305
But it makes perfect sense, and
I honestly kind of love it.
826
00:36:49,339 --> 00:36:51,407
So, uh, what about
the tongue stud?
827
00:36:51,441 --> 00:36:53,209
Uh...
828
00:36:53,243 --> 00:36:56,979
I think... I was in
the same boat as you.
829
00:36:57,013 --> 00:36:59,682
Ever since Finn died, I've been
going about my business,
830
00:36:59,716 --> 00:37:02,117
but I've also kind of been
in a trance.
831
00:37:02,152 --> 00:37:07,056
And I guess I just needed
to be shocked back to life.
832
00:37:07,090 --> 00:37:10,259
And... there was something about
having a metal stud
833
00:37:10,293 --> 00:37:12,294
go through your tongue
that does the trick.
834
00:37:12,329 --> 00:37:13,929
Hmm.
835
00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:15,998
So, are you going to talk
like that forever?
836
00:37:16,032 --> 00:37:17,800
No, it should go down
after a couple days.
837
00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:19,001
You should totally
get one of these.
838
00:37:19,035 --> 00:37:21,537
Oh, yeah, totally.
Yeah, rethink that tattoo.
839
00:37:21,571 --> 00:37:23,906
I-I don't... I just...
840
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:25,474
I don't think
that there's anything
841
00:37:25,508 --> 00:37:27,076
that I would, like, love enough
that I would want
842
00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:29,411
to get on my body
for the next 50 years, so...
843
00:37:29,446 --> 00:37:30,779
Well, suit yourself.
844
00:37:30,814 --> 00:37:33,015
Meanwhile, I'm going
to go Skype with Blaine
845
00:37:33,049 --> 00:37:34,683
and show him
my new tat and piercing.
846
00:37:34,718 --> 00:37:36,585
Maybe if I play
a little Maroon 5
847
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:38,254
I'll get cyber lucky.
848
00:38:28,738 --> 00:38:30,706
Hey, guys. Guys.
849
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:31,907
Mr. Shue, what's up?
850
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:34,043
It's not the end
of the week yet.
851
00:38:34,077 --> 00:38:35,911
No. But it is
the end of twerking.
852
00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:38,013
Why? We were killing it.
853
00:38:38,048 --> 00:38:39,548
Well, some of us were.
854
00:38:39,582 --> 00:38:41,550
I know, and I'm sorry.
855
00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:44,420
After the school board meeting,
I thought it was smooth sailing,
856
00:38:44,454 --> 00:38:48,023
but twerking was... and
remains... a hot-button issue.
857
00:38:48,058 --> 00:38:49,325
I didn't think
this was one battle
858
00:38:49,359 --> 00:38:50,726
worth fighting to the death.
859
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,895
Meaning... you caved.
860
00:38:52,929 --> 00:38:54,596
No.
861
00:38:55,565 --> 00:38:58,534
He did it for me,
862
00:38:58,568 --> 00:38:59,601
didn't you, Mr. Shue?
863
00:39:01,504 --> 00:39:03,305
That's why the Porta Potti
is gone.
864
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,674
That's why Principal Sylvester's
out of my business.
865
00:39:05,709 --> 00:39:08,577
I-I'm not putting this
on you, Unique.
866
00:39:08,611 --> 00:39:11,413
I believe I did what anyone
in this room would've done
867
00:39:11,448 --> 00:39:13,749
for one of their friends.
868
00:39:13,783 --> 00:39:15,651
It was a judgment call,
869
00:39:15,685 --> 00:39:19,455
but some things are just more
important than others.
870
00:39:19,489 --> 00:39:22,558
I'm glad we're done twerking.
871
00:39:22,592 --> 00:39:24,433
I didn't like it,
and I never felt comfortable.
872
00:39:24,461 --> 00:39:26,762
Honestly, I just had
an awful week.
873
00:39:26,796 --> 00:39:28,197
I have to admit,
874
00:39:28,231 --> 00:39:30,099
twerking was really fun,
but it...
875
00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:33,335
just doesn't seem like
it was 100% our style.
876
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:35,904
No big loss.
877
00:39:35,939 --> 00:39:37,272
Yeah, rebelling is one thing,
878
00:39:37,307 --> 00:39:38,947
but betraying who we are,
that's not cool.
879
00:39:38,975 --> 00:39:42,311
We are who we are,
no apologies necessary.
880
00:39:42,345 --> 00:39:44,246
All right, then,
881
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,581
we're moving on,
882
00:39:45,615 --> 00:39:48,384
no regrets, no looking back.
883
00:39:48,418 --> 00:39:49,752
And I agree with you, Artie.
884
00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:52,154
So, I was thinking,
885
00:39:52,188 --> 00:39:53,822
instead of playing
against who we are,
886
00:39:53,857 --> 00:39:55,157
let's embrace it.
887
00:39:55,191 --> 00:39:56,959
Let's lean into our strengths
888
00:39:56,993 --> 00:39:59,428
by finding a song that's
old-school Glee:
889
00:39:59,462 --> 00:40:01,630
upbeat, optimistic,
890
00:40:01,664 --> 00:40:02,831
full of youth, and hope...
891
00:40:02,866 --> 00:40:04,500
Oh, I-I've got something.
892
00:40:12,308 --> 00:40:14,443
♪ I'll believe when
the walls stop turning ♪
893
00:40:14,477 --> 00:40:16,311
♪ I'll believe when the
storm is through ♪
894
00:40:16,346 --> 00:40:18,213
♪ I believe I hear them say ♪
895
00:40:18,248 --> 00:40:19,815
♪ David, won't stop
dreaming now ♪
896
00:40:19,849 --> 00:40:22,151
♪ And everybody clap your hands
and shout ♪
897
00:40:22,185 --> 00:40:24,353
♪ And everybody clap
your hands and shout ♪
898
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:26,588
♪ Oh, no, they shout ♪
899
00:40:26,623 --> 00:40:28,157
♪ We are young ♪
900
00:40:28,191 --> 00:40:30,459
♪ We are one ♪
901
00:40:30,493 --> 00:40:34,263
♪ Let us shine
for what it's worth ♪
902
00:40:34,297 --> 00:40:35,664
♪ To your place, place, place ♪
903
00:40:35,698 --> 00:40:37,766
♪ We're on our way, way, way ♪
904
00:40:37,801 --> 00:40:39,334
♪ We're on our way, way, way ♪
905
00:40:39,369 --> 00:40:41,437
♪ We're on our way somehow ♪
906
00:40:41,471 --> 00:40:43,639
♪ Hold me close, close, close ♪
907
00:40:43,673 --> 00:40:44,706
♪ We're losing time,
time, time ♪
908
00:40:44,741 --> 00:40:46,809
♪ We're losing time, time,
time ♪
909
00:40:46,843 --> 00:40:48,644
♪ We're falling to the ground ♪
910
00:40:48,678 --> 00:40:50,712
♪ We are young ♪
911
00:40:50,747 --> 00:40:52,514
♪ We are one ♪
912
00:40:52,549 --> 00:40:55,050
♪ Let us shine
for what it's worth ♪
913
00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:57,319
♪ To your place, place, place ♪
914
00:40:57,353 --> 00:40:59,321
♪ We're on our way, way, way ♪
915
00:40:59,355 --> 00:41:01,457
♪ We're on our way, way, way ♪
916
00:41:01,491 --> 00:41:04,126
♪ We're on our way... ♪
917
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,995
♪ Hold me close,
we're losing time ♪
918
00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:11,266
♪ Hold me close,
we're falling to the ground ♪
919
00:41:18,274 --> 00:41:20,375
♪ Taxi driver, sun is rising ♪
920
00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,244
♪ Damn the sirens,
keep on driving ♪
921
00:41:22,278 --> 00:41:23,812
♪ Flashing light,
oh, what a night ♪
922
00:41:23,847 --> 00:41:25,981
♪ I miss her bed,
I lost my head ♪
923
00:41:26,015 --> 00:41:27,549
♪ And it's sunning,
we're still running ♪
924
00:41:27,584 --> 00:41:29,218
♪ For her rooftop,
our last stop ♪
925
00:41:29,252 --> 00:41:35,023
♪ Barefoot, naked,
don't you let me go... ♪
926
00:41:35,058 --> 00:41:36,725
♪ To your place, place, place ♪
927
00:41:36,759 --> 00:41:38,594
♪ We're on our way, way, way ♪
928
00:41:38,628 --> 00:41:40,329
♪ We're on our way, way, way ♪
929
00:41:40,363 --> 00:41:42,397
♪ We're on our way somehow ♪
930
00:41:42,432 --> 00:41:43,665
♪ Hold me close, close, close ♪
931
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,034
♪ We're losing time,
time, time ♪
932
00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:48,003
♪ We're losing time, time,
time ♪
933
00:41:48,037 --> 00:41:49,238
♪ We're falling to the ground ♪
934
00:41:49,272 --> 00:41:50,973
♪ We are young ♪
935
00:41:51,007 --> 00:41:52,541
♪ We are one ♪
936
00:41:52,575 --> 00:41:55,777
♪ Let us shine
for what it's worth ♪
937
00:41:55,812 --> 00:41:59,014
♪ To your place, place, place ♪
938
00:41:59,048 --> 00:42:00,949
♪ We're on our way, way, way ♪
939
00:42:00,984 --> 00:42:03,552
♪ We're on our way, way, way,
we're on our way... ♪
940
00:42:03,586 --> 00:42:08,390
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah ♪
941
00:42:08,424 --> 00:42:09,758
♪ This night will never end ♪
942
00:42:09,792 --> 00:42:11,894
♪ This night will never end ♪
943
00:42:11,928 --> 00:42:15,097
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah ♪
944
00:42:15,131 --> 00:42:16,598
♪ This night will never end ♪
945
00:42:16,633 --> 00:42:18,934
♪ This night will never end ♪
946
00:42:18,968 --> 00:42:21,837
♪ Hold me close,
we're losing time ♪
947
00:42:21,871 --> 00:42:23,472
♪ Hold me close ♪
948
00:42:23,506 --> 00:42:28,289
♪ We're falling to the ground. ♪
949
00:42:28,307 --> 00:42:32,195
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