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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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Rachel got the lead in Funny Girl
on Broadway
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and Kurt now he's starting
a band.
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Sue framed Figgins so now
she's a principal
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and Becky's a becretary.
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I'm planning on installing Becky
as my secretary
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and I will refer to her as my
becretary.
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There's a new bitch on the Cheerio!
and her name's Bree.
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And there's a new school nurse,
her name's Penny.
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Penny Owen.
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And she gave Sam a shock of
***
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and now he's got like the
biggest crush ever.
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It's your responsibility to dance
with me.
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Jake and Marley have found
true love so you know
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that's gonna last.
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It's you and me against the world.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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(chatter, singing,
playing instruments continues)
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All right, big week, guys.
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Come on. Gather round.
I have here in my hand...
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Drumroll, please...
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A secret list
of the show choirs
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that we will be
in competition with
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at Nationals in six weeks.
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Ooh... Yes. Okay, let's
see what we've got.
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We got the Rust-Belters
from Pittsburgh,
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the Thunder Showcats
from Gainesville
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(clears throat)
and finally, from Fort Wayne,
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Throat Explosion.
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No!
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Why, God?!
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(groans)
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Uh, what? Throat Explosion?
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That's a joke, right?
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Anything but.
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They're the new supergroup
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the Show Choir Underground's
been buzzing about.
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Their budgets for costume,
makeup, hair alone
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are astronomical. You guys have
read that Malcolm Gladwell book.
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Outliers, right?
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So, Gladwell says you can't
possibly master anything
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unless you've spent 10,000
hours practicing it.
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So students can't even join
Throat Explosion without proving
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they've logged in 10,000 hours
of show choir rehearsal.
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They don't even go to class.
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They just perform,
every minute of every day.
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They live their art.
They know no boundaries.
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They're constantly pushing the
envelope, living and performing
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on the edge.
They're like mini Lady Gagas.
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(cackles)
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We're so screwed... they're not
like Vocal Adrenaline,
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who were unfeeling Borg robots.
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They're total outsiders
and misfits,
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which used to be our niche.
We can't compete
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with Throat Explosion anymore
at that level because we lost
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our biggest Gaga
when Kurt graduated last year.
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Look around, we're a room
full of, like, Katy Perrys now.
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Oh, you best check
your spectrum, Queen T,
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because orange is the new black,
and Unique is the new Gaga.
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Well, not Marley...
she's a Katy Perry.
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So is Sam, so is Blaine. I'm a
Katy Perry and I'm proud of it.
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Uh, the truth is, Tina,
we're a potent mix
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of Katy Perrys and Lady Gagas
in here.
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But it's not a liability...
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it's the way we're gonna
beat Throat Explosion.
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Some of us in here are,
you know,
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- ambi-edge. - Ambi-edge?
You just made that up.
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Uh, some of us are more,
you know, wholesome,
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innocent, romantic, all-American
girl-and boy-next-door types.
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Uh, who in here would describe
themselves as a Gaga?
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Okay, great.
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And the rest of you are Katys?
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Is there a third option?
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We're gonna mix it up
a little bit.
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We're turning our weaknesses
into our strengths.
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This week, the Katys
will get their Gaga on
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and the Gagas
will bring the Katy.
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Throat Explosion
does their one thing
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very, very well,
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but we need to be able
to do both, impeccably,
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or else we're not gonna have
a chance in hell
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of winning Nationals this year.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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(door bell jingles)
Here's your check.
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Where have you been?
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You said you were only gonna
be five minutes late.
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I was at Cooper Square.
I was putting an ad
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in The Village Voice
for my new band.
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Wait, you're starting
a new band?
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Yes, yes, well,
I-I sort of have to
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'cause Adam kicked me out
of the Adam's Apples
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when he found out
I was engaged.
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Well, what kind of band
are you starting?
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Are you taking girls?
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Well, originally, I was thinking
of a Madonna cover band,
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but I think I want it to
be more organic than that.
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So, yes, girls will be in it,
and I was hoping
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the three of you could spare me
the agony of open auditions
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by signing up.
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I don't know, Kurt.
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I think it's just
a little too soon.
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Rachel, Finn wouldn't want you
sitting on the sidelines
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while life passes you by.
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I know. It's just that,
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with whatever strength
and creative energy I have,
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it has to go towards Funny Girl.
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I think that joining a band
right now
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would just be a little
too much, but...
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thanks.
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Well, you've got me.
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Yes!
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What about you, babe?
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Okay, I guess. But, listen,
if we're going to be
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a part of this band,
we don't just get to help
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with the set list. We also get
a say on who joins, right?
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Sure. As long as you don't go
all crazy Nicki Minaj on me,
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I'll see you at auditions.
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(school bell rings)
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Well, hi!
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Hey.
What's up with your arm?
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Is that a... tattoo?
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No... no, it's just
a temporary one.
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I like to tat up when I go
to Skrillex concerts.
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Last time I was there,
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he spit in a cup
and threw it on me.
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Gross.
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Or cool. I guess I wouldn't
have pegged you for the hardcore
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dance punk
electronica kind of girl.
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I know, right?
The last guy I dated...
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I realize now
he's a total dillweed...
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but I kind of liked
his taste in music.
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I think I have, like,
a musical dark side.
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Whoa.
Who is that?
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Oh, uh, True Jackson, Lulu
and, uh, Ryan.
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You haven't seen
True Jackson, VP?
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Mm-mm.
Oh, my God.
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It's awesome.
I have all three seasons on DVD.
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Have you ever thought
about what you would do
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if you landed your
dream job as a big shot
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of a major company
and you were only 15?
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I mean, how would you decorate
your office? Who would you hire?
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True Jackson gets the chance
of a lifetime when she's hired
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by her idol and made VP of
his fashion empire and then
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every week she has to navigate
this scary new world
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because True Jackson's gone
from homeroom to the boardroom.
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W...
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Wow, Sam.
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This is not
how I saw you at all.
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W... Uh, weren't you a stripper?
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Uh, well, uh, we prefer the term
"erotic entertainer."
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Ah. I was gonna ask you, uh,
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w-would you maybe want
to go out this weekend,
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like, um, on a date?
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Um, actually,
my ex is taking me
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to the Nine Inch Nails concert
in Columbus this weekend.
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- Not the dillweed.
- Actually, yeah.
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I-It's cool though.
We're just friends now,
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but he bought the tickets
when we were still dating,
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and he really wants me
to go and...
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Anyway, look,
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I'll call you.
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(school bell rings)
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True Jackson, VP?
Is that even on anymore?
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No, it got canceled. Evidently,
the people at Nickelodeon
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don't care about
quality entertainment.
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Don't judge me, dude, okay?
I'm bad-ass.
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I play football and guitar and
I've been hillbilly handfishing.
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I just... I happen to
like sweet things, too.
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They relax me. Which is
why I like her so much.
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But you said that she's into
Skrillex and Nine Inch Nails.
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So she clearly isn't
exactly what she seems.
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Exactly! She seems like a Katy
but she's secretly a Gaga,
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and she only dates Gagas
and I'm a Katy.
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Okay, well, hold up.
Penny likes Gagas
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and you're a Katy.
But Mr. Shue's making
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all the Katys sing a Gaga song,
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so we bring Penny in to see it
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and she's gonna get all weak
in her Skrillex-loving knees
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and forget all
about her douche ex-boyfriend.
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Then you, my friend,
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will have a new love
of your life.
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Yes.
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This Katy/Gaga lesson
is killing me.
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It's like Mr. Shue did it
on purpose to keep us apart.
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I don't think he
plans that much ahead.
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I'm pretty sure he makes up
these rando lessons
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a split second before he
writes 'em on the board.
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Speaking of this week's lesson,
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are you still okay
with dating someone so...
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different than you?
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(blowing raspberry)
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I had Artie first, "bee-yatch"!
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You get my sloppy seconds.
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Oh, snap!
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I did not have sex with Becky.
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So... how long do
we have to wait here?
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(sighs) This is humiliating.
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I spent all of my tip money
renting out this room
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because I thought
we'd have a turnout.
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SANTANA: What did you expect?
No one's gonna try out
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for a band that doesn't
even have a name.
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Although I came up
with an amazing one.
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Okay, we are not naming the
band the Apocalipsticks, okay?
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I'm manifesting the
perfect name, all right?
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It takes time. Yeah, and in the
meantime, no one signs up.
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Well, one person did.
They obviously chickened out.
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Maybe it's for the best.
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I mean, who names
himself Starchild?
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***
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***
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Sorry I'm late.
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People kept stopping me
on the street,
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Asking if they could take
their picture with me.
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Yeah, 'cause you look
friggin' bad-ass.
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Thanks.
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I design and sew
this costume myself.
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It's a little Project Runway,
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Season 6.
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- Have you prepared a song?
- Yeah, of course.
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It's by one
of my favorite artists,
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somebody that always inspires me
to be myself,
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no matter what...
other people think.
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♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪
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♪ I won't give up on my life ♪
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♪ I'm a warrior queen,
live passionately ♪
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♪ Tonight, I'm gonna ♪
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♪ Marry the night ♪
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♪ I'm gonna marry ♪
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♪ The night... ♪
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♪ I'm gonna marry ♪
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♪ The night ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna cry ♪
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♪ Anymore, I'm gonna marry ♪
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♪ The night ♪
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♪ Leave nothing
on the streets to explore ♪
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
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♪ M-M-M-Marry the night ♪
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♪ I'm gonna lace up my boots ♪
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♪ Throw on some leather ♪
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♪ And cruise ♪
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♪ Down the street that I love ♪
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♪ In my fishnet gloves ♪
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♪ I'm a sinner ♪
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♪ Then I'll go down to the bar ♪
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♪ But I won't cry anymore ♪
247
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♪ I'll hold my whiskey up high ♪
248
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♪ Kiss the bartender twice ♪
249
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♪ I'm a loser ♪
250
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♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪
251
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♪ I'm gonna marry ♪
252
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♪ The night ♪
253
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♪ I'm not gonna cry anymore ♪
254
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♪ I'm gonna marry ♪
255
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♪ The night ♪
256
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♪ Leave nothing ♪
257
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♪ On these streets to explore ♪
258
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
259
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
260
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♪ M-M-M-Marry the night ♪
261
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♪ Nothing's too cool ♪
262
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♪ To take me from you ♪
263
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♪ New York is not ♪
264
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♪ Just a tan
that you'll never lose ♪
265
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♪ Get Ginger ready ♪
266
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♪ Climb to El Camino front ♪
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♪ Won't poke holes
in the seats ♪
268
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♪ With my heels
'cause that's where we make ♪
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Come on and ♪
271
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♪ Run... ♪
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♪ Turn the car on and ♪
273
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♪ Run... ♪
274
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♪ Whoa ♪
275
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♪ I'm gonna marry ♪
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♪ The night ♪
277
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♪ I'm gonna burn a hole
in the road ♪
278
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♪ I'm gonna marry ♪
279
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♪ The night ♪
280
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♪ Leave nothin'
on these streets to explode ♪
281
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
♪ Marry ♪
282
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
283
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
284
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♪ The night
285
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
♪ Marry ♪
286
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♪ M-M-M-Marry ♪
♪ Marry ♪
287
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♪ The night ♪
288
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♪ The night... ♪
289
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♪ The night ♪
290
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♪ The night ♪
291
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
292
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♪ The night... ♪
293
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♪ The night. ♪
294
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Yes!
295
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Bravo!
296
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I would not
297
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be embarrassed
to share the stage with you.
298
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You just rocked it so hard.
299
00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:05,261
Thanks. Thank you for
your time, Starchild,
300
00:11:05,296 --> 00:11:07,097
but it's not a fit.
301
00:11:07,131 --> 00:11:08,732
Are you insane?
I'm sorry. Would you mind
302
00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:10,100
just stepping outside
for a moment while I bitch-slap
303
00:11:10,134 --> 00:11:11,334
some sense into my friend?
304
00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:12,502
No, I don't need
a minute, okay?
305
00:11:12,536 --> 00:11:13,603
I've made my decision,
all right?
306
00:11:13,637 --> 00:11:15,972
Your aesthetic is
striking, Starchild,
307
00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:20,210
but it's a little outré for
the team that I'm assembling.
308
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But if you're willing
309
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to tone down your look,
310
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maybe I'd reconsider.
311
00:11:35,158 --> 00:11:37,425
You wanted to see me,
Principal Sylvester?
312
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SUE: Would you care
to explain
313
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why you're dressed
like Lady Gaga?
314
00:11:40,496 --> 00:11:43,330
Would you care to explain why
you're dressed like Lady Gaga?
315
00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:44,931
I don't know
what you're talking about.
316
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,933
If you're referring
to my face cage,
317
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,935
I'll have you know that
tomorrow I'm scheduled
318
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,437
for a routine colonoscopy,
319
00:11:50,471 --> 00:11:53,674
and this apparatus helps
me avoid solid foods.
320
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:56,443
Okay. Well, the Glee Club
321
00:11:56,477 --> 00:11:58,712
you specifically asked me
to try to mess with
322
00:11:58,746 --> 00:12:01,380
is doing some
Katy Perry-Lady Gaga week
323
00:12:01,415 --> 00:12:04,717
in an attempt to get 100%
of America to not like them.
324
00:12:04,751 --> 00:12:06,051
Anyway,
Jake Puckerman's a Gaga,
325
00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:08,621
and he's all up in that girl
Marley with the fat mom,
326
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:10,423
who's a Katy, probably because
327
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her mom's boobs also
shoot out whipped cream.
328
00:12:13,393 --> 00:12:14,793
So, I thought I'd throw
a little Gaga his way,
329
00:12:14,828 --> 00:12:16,027
and see what happens.
330
00:12:16,061 --> 00:12:17,262
This practice of referring
331
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to oneself
as a Katy or a Gaga...
332
00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:23,034
the Glee Club will be
doing this the entire week?
333
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,102
Super annoying, right?
334
00:12:24,136 --> 00:12:26,137
It is the most annoying thing
335
00:12:26,171 --> 00:12:28,039
they've ever done.
336
00:12:28,073 --> 00:12:29,040
Ugh!
337
00:12:29,074 --> 00:12:30,475
Well, it appears Will Schuester
338
00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:32,476
has taken up
the age-old question
339
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:35,946
that has vexed
creepy pederasts since Socrates.
340
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:37,781
Before Katy versus Gaga,
341
00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:40,451
it was Jackie versus Marilyn,
Betty versus Veronica,
342
00:12:40,485 --> 00:12:43,287
Mary Todd Lincoln versus
Martha Washington.
343
00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:46,957
Why must we always choose
between female pop archetypes?
344
00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:48,958
Why can't we just be them all?
345
00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:51,160
I sort of don't know what
you're talking about anymore.
346
00:12:51,194 --> 00:12:54,330
That's because, for the past
12 hours, I have ingested
347
00:12:54,365 --> 00:12:56,566
eight gallons
of saline solution.
348
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,435
I have more salt water in
my colon than Richard Simmons
349
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,337
after a poorly-executed
cannonball
350
00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:03,438
off the Fire Island Ferry.
351
00:13:03,473 --> 00:13:05,741
Now get the hell
out of my office.
352
00:13:07,977 --> 00:13:09,844
(school bell ringing)
353
00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:13,014
Okay, we have to get to
Breadstix extra early on Friday
354
00:13:13,048 --> 00:13:15,350
because they are having
a Julie Andrews tribute
355
00:13:15,385 --> 00:13:16,518
at the Lima Limelight.
356
00:13:16,552 --> 00:13:18,787
Mary Poppins, Sound of Music,
357
00:13:18,821 --> 00:13:20,521
Princess Diaries, back to back.
358
00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:22,456
It's gonna be amazing.
359
00:13:22,491 --> 00:13:23,891
Yeah, that sounds
really awesome.
360
00:13:23,925 --> 00:13:27,194
Do you not think
it sounds amazing?
361
00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:28,562
I mean, it's just,
like, the same thing.
362
00:13:28,597 --> 00:13:31,299
Breadstix, movie, Breadstix,
movie, Breadstix, three movies,
363
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,533
weekend after weekend.
364
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:33,734
(sighs)
365
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,368
I love you.
366
00:13:35,403 --> 00:13:37,437
I'm bored of doing
the same thing.
367
00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:40,540
Let's just, uh...
368
00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:41,874
shake it up a little bit, eh?
369
00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:44,411
Okay. Okay.
Uh, forget Mary Poppins.
370
00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:45,878
We can do something else.
Okay.
371
00:13:45,913 --> 00:13:48,748
Um, uh, they're having
Orchid Mania at the gardens.
372
00:13:50,451 --> 00:13:51,717
Uh, at the mall,
373
00:13:51,751 --> 00:13:53,452
there's a mobile
cat adoption we could go to.
374
00:13:53,486 --> 00:13:55,954
You are such a Katy.
375
00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:57,656
I don't know how you're gonna
pull off being a Gaga.
376
00:13:57,691 --> 00:14:00,693
Why? Because I like cats
and flowers and Julie Andrews?
377
00:14:01,894 --> 00:14:04,196
That doesn't mean
I can't rock a bra
378
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:05,831
made out
of gloved leather hands.
379
00:14:05,865 --> 00:14:09,500
Ooh, and I cannot wait
to see that.
380
00:14:09,535 --> 00:14:11,836
Come on.
381
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:14,505
All right, Gagas, I'm taking
over this Monster Ball,
382
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:15,673
since I'm obviously
383
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,241
the edgiest one in the group.
384
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,076
And as a former teen stripper,
I understand the...
385
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:21,245
power of theatricality
and performativity.
386
00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,280
Yeah, but what-what
are they building?
387
00:14:23,315 --> 00:14:25,248
The future, Ryder.
They're building the future.
388
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,249
All right, we're
gonna get scary
389
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,051
and weird and controversial.
390
00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:30,053
Uh, hence the catwalk?
391
00:14:30,087 --> 00:14:31,388
We're taking it into
the audience, Blaine, right
392
00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:33,390
in their faces and we're gonna
drop-kick the fourth wall.
393
00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:34,924
Are those strobe lights?
Believe it!
394
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,727
Because some kids
might be epileptic.
395
00:14:36,761 --> 00:14:39,395
Is it a seizure or is it just hardcore
next-level break-dancing? I don't know.
396
00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:42,465
Come on, guys, I need sick ideas...
if we're gonna impress Penny,
397
00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:43,899
this thing has to be so crazy
398
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:46,301
that it's declared legally
and clinically insane.
399
00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:50,740
What if we had, like,
sparklers but we're inside?
400
00:14:50,774 --> 00:14:53,075
That's crazy. RYDER: Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
401
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,410
Or-or, uh, confetti,
only shaped like human skulls.
402
00:14:55,444 --> 00:14:57,879
No! No, no, no, no!
No, those ideas suck!
403
00:14:57,913 --> 00:14:59,481
You're not thinking
edgy and fresh!
404
00:14:59,515 --> 00:15:01,315
You're thinking safe
and tired and boring!
405
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,917
Okay, look, here.
406
00:15:02,951 --> 00:15:04,386
Take the sheet music
for "Applause," okay?
407
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,387
Learn it.
408
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:06,388
Own it.
409
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:08,222
Live it.
410
00:15:08,257 --> 00:15:09,724
And then
strap in because right...
411
00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:10,892
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Artie.
412
00:15:10,926 --> 00:15:12,426
We're not doing
this for Glee Club.
413
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,561
We're doing this in front
of the entire school.
414
00:15:14,596 --> 00:15:16,096
And, yes,
415
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,931
Penny the school nurse will be
in attendance.
416
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:20,100
(gasps) Now, if
you'll excuse me,
417
00:15:20,134 --> 00:15:21,902
I'm gonna go guarantee
a sold-out show.
418
00:15:21,936 --> 00:15:23,103
How are you gonna do that?
419
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,237
The same way Gaga would:
420
00:15:24,272 --> 00:15:26,306
by recruiting
some Little Monsters.
421
00:15:27,441 --> 00:15:29,275
(school bell rings)
SAM: Hey, Becky.
422
00:15:29,309 --> 00:15:31,511
Wait up. I need
your help with something.
423
00:15:31,545 --> 00:15:32,912
Bug off.
424
00:15:32,946 --> 00:15:35,247
I don't do handies.
425
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,016
What? Uh, no. That's
not what I meant.
426
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,518
Just stop for a
second, okay? Look.
427
00:15:38,552 --> 00:15:40,119
I know what your deal is:
428
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:42,455
on the outside,
you pretend to be Katy, but...
429
00:15:42,489 --> 00:15:45,123
inside your soul is pure Gaga.
430
00:15:45,157 --> 00:15:46,725
What are you talking about?
431
00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:48,359
Lady Gaga.
432
00:15:48,394 --> 00:15:49,127
Who?
433
00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:50,462
Katy Perry?
434
00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:51,863
The governor of Texas?
435
00:15:51,898 --> 00:15:54,065
Okay, l... Never mind.
436
00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:55,300
Listen. Just trust me.
437
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,335
We're putting on a huge show
in Glee Club, and I need you
438
00:15:57,369 --> 00:15:59,237
to get the word out to all
the McKinley Monsters, okay?
439
00:15:59,271 --> 00:16:00,337
All right, fine.
440
00:16:00,371 --> 00:16:04,007
Whatever. I'll do it
if you just shut up!
441
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:05,843
(groans)
442
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,579
That was rude.
443
00:16:08,613 --> 00:16:11,482
So, Santana showed me
Starchild's
444
00:16:11,516 --> 00:16:12,850
amazing audition video,
445
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,085
Ah. And she said that
you passed on him
446
00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:16,519
because you didn't want to share
447
00:16:16,554 --> 00:16:18,855
the "lavender limelight"
with anyone.
448
00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:20,490
Rachel, it's a band, all right?
449
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:22,024
If I was afraid of sharing
the limelight with someone,
450
00:16:22,059 --> 00:16:23,492
I would do a solo show
at the Duplex
451
00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:25,393
about my obsession
with Broadway divas.
452
00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:27,830
Why did you do that? You know,
he's really something special.
453
00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:30,365
(sighs) Like I said
before, Starchild's look,
454
00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:33,335
it's just too... edgy,
I-it's too out there.
455
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,036
It's-it's not what I want
for this band.
456
00:16:35,071 --> 00:16:36,672
Okay, and what is that, exactly?
I don't know.
457
00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:39,074
Mainstream acceptance
and success, for once.
458
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:41,843
Look, I've been doing this
"weirdo, quirky, fabulous,
459
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,411
"outrageous, sidekick, best
friend" thing for a while now,
460
00:16:44,446 --> 00:16:45,847
and it hasn't
gotten me very far.
461
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,882
It got you to New York,
it got you into NYADA.
462
00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:49,584
Does that give me
financial security?
463
00:16:49,618 --> 00:16:51,018
A mass audience?
464
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,419
A song on the radio?
465
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,521
Since when
is that what you want?
466
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,856
Maybe since I moved to New York
467
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,691
and saw one of my friends
book a Broadway show
468
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,324
and another one,
a national commercial.
469
00:16:58,359 --> 00:16:59,793
Look, Rachel,
470
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,461
there's nothing wrong
with wanting to be
471
00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:02,829
that thing that everyone likes,
472
00:17:02,864 --> 00:17:05,231
that thing that everyone
wants to see and hear
473
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:07,534
and that doesn't offend
or challenge anyone.
474
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,370
No, that's not you.
You're way more specific.
475
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,871
Which is code for fringe,
476
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,873
which is code for unsuccessful,
477
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,541
which is code for,
"You'll never make it
478
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:17,242
in the big leagues, kid.
Stop trying."
479
00:17:17,276 --> 00:17:19,845
I know it's not my band, so I'm
not gonna tell you what to do.
480
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,413
But as your best friend
and your biggest fan,
481
00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:23,348
what I love the most about you
482
00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:24,917
is that you don't try
to do or be
483
00:17:24,951 --> 00:17:28,052
what anyone else is doing, okay?
You make your own path.
484
00:17:28,086 --> 00:17:29,721
(sighs)
485
00:17:29,755 --> 00:17:31,523
It's so hard sometimes.
I know.
486
00:17:31,557 --> 00:17:34,091
But it's gonna be worth it
in the long run, I promise you.
487
00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:36,227
Your brand, it's gonna be huge.
488
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,029
Look at Madonna. She was
performing in the East Village,
489
00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:40,264
and then she was
on the Super Bowl, okay?
490
00:17:40,298 --> 00:17:42,199
That's gonna be you...
I know it.
491
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:44,735
You are a true talent, Kurt,
492
00:17:44,769 --> 00:17:48,005
but I think, you know,
that Starchild might be as well.
493
00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:49,406
And, luckily,
it might not be too late
494
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,473
for you to call him back.
495
00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:53,777
I wish. I...
496
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,412
don't even have
his phone number.
497
00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:57,347
Or his real name.
498
00:17:57,381 --> 00:17:59,349
I'm so excited
for this weekend.
499
00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:02,885
Me, too. I was thinking we
could add a little edge to it.
500
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,687
Okay. Oh, I know!
Mm-hmm?
501
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,355
I can get us
some John Mayer tickets.
502
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,457
He's supposed
to be amazing live.
503
00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:11,861
Uh, well, I'm-I'm
sure he is, but...
504
00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,696
Yeah, it'll be fun.
Can't wait.
505
00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:14,864
Mwah.
506
00:18:14,898 --> 00:18:17,799
Well, well,
look at these two cuties.
507
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:20,035
Jake, I just wanted to mention
508
00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:22,370
that the Cheerios! Are working
on something big
509
00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:25,040
and could really use your
silky smooth dance moves
510
00:18:25,074 --> 00:18:28,409
that make an awkward attempt
at combining hip-hop and ballet.
511
00:18:28,444 --> 00:18:29,811
You're the best dancer
in this hellhole,
512
00:18:29,845 --> 00:18:31,645
and I need you to help me
choreograph a number.
513
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,082
Thanks, Bree, but I'm not really
a choreographer.
514
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:36,516
Babe, no, you should do it.
515
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,418
You love it
and you're so good at that.
516
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,087
Really?
Mm-hmm.
517
00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:42,255
Okay, sure. Why not? I'm in.
518
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:43,523
Bad-ass.
519
00:18:43,558 --> 00:18:45,525
I'll text you rehearsal dates.
520
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,561
'Kay. Thanks. Bye.
521
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:51,831
(chuckles)
522
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:54,433
And a fun fact:
the name "Ohio" originates
523
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:55,868
from the Iroquois word
524
00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:58,304
"ohi-yo',"
meaning "good river."
525
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,473
SUE:
Attention, McKinley idiots.
526
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,874
Here are
your morning announcements
527
00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:03,875
that I didn't do earlier
because I was busy
528
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,812
publicly breast-feeding my baby
at Starbucks.
529
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,047
Once again,
it's flea and tick season.
530
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:12,784
Please be sure to thoroughly
inspect your overly hormonal,
531
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,019
acne-riddled bodies.
532
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,155
(discordant notes playing)
533
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:21,792
BECKY: I am one of Mother
Monster's devoted disciples,
534
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,029
and I command you to open
your laptops immediately.
535
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,531
(discordant notes playing
over P.A. system)
536
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,370
(loud booing on video)
537
00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:36,039
(techno beat starts)
538
00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:48,551
I don't understand this video!
539
00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:58,426
(music winds down, stops)
540
00:20:00,229 --> 00:20:01,697
Th... I mean, it's just
a little teaser video
541
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,065
you know,
to get everybody psyched
542
00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:04,199
for our Gaga performance.
543
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,600
It's at 3:30.
544
00:20:05,635 --> 00:20:07,569
Uh, I saw.
(chuckles)
545
00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:09,403
So, are you gonna come?
546
00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:10,571
I can't.
547
00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:12,206
I'm getting a new piercing.
548
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,207
What? Where?
549
00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:14,375
Oh! On my ear.
550
00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:16,778
Oh, well, th... cool.
That's... yeah.
551
00:20:16,812 --> 00:20:19,446
That's weird, you know,
'cause I was actually planning
552
00:20:19,481 --> 00:20:21,549
on getting multiple
ear piercings this weekend.
553
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,750
We should do it together. That way, you
know, you could catch our show today.
554
00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:26,053
You know, 'cause it's gonna be
really crazy, like Gaga crazy.
555
00:20:26,087 --> 00:20:29,122
Especially me, you know, 'cause
I'm all totally edgy and stuff.
556
00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,557
- Mmm.
- So?
557
00:20:30,591 --> 00:20:32,458
What do you say? Yes? No? Yes?
558
00:20:32,493 --> 00:20:34,427
- Yes? Yes?
- Sure.
559
00:20:37,244 --> 00:20:39,797
Okay. I'm thinking of lions
and tigers.
560
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,490
We'll unleash them from the zoo.
Now, that's "Roar."
561
00:20:42,525 --> 00:20:45,059
I want to whip the audience and
make them our slaves.
562
00:20:45,093 --> 00:20:47,495
Let's reenact a
baby's birth onstage!
563
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:50,431
Ooh, we can float in giant
plastic bags of amniotic fluid.
564
00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:51,833
Puckerman!
565
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:52,767
Are you awake?
566
00:20:52,769 --> 00:20:54,769
We've been at this
for five hours.
567
00:20:54,803 --> 00:20:56,269
And we'll be at it
five more hours
568
00:20:56,303 --> 00:20:57,604
until we come up
with the perfect idea.
569
00:20:57,606 --> 00:20:58,939
Okay. Later.
570
00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:00,541
Where do you think you're
going?
571
00:21:00,575 --> 00:21:01,608
To the dance studio.
572
00:21:01,643 --> 00:21:02,776
I'm helping the Cheerios
573
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,144
with some choreography.
574
00:21:04,178 --> 00:21:05,546
Who talked you into doing that?
575
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:06,613
Let me guess.
576
00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:07,614
(mockingly):
Bree.
577
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:10,050
She is the most vile
578
00:21:10,084 --> 00:21:11,717
human being on this planet.
579
00:21:11,752 --> 00:21:14,319
And, yes, I know that is saying
something, coming from me.
580
00:21:22,696 --> 00:21:25,330
(school bell rings) Marley.
581
00:21:25,365 --> 00:21:27,166
I'm not saying that Jake's
on the verge of cheating,
582
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,433
but I'm not not saying it.
583
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,334
Like my Aunt Felicia
always says,
584
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:31,770
a tiger can't change
his stripes.
585
00:21:31,804 --> 00:21:33,104
Especially when that
tiger's a man slut.
586
00:21:33,138 --> 00:21:35,173
Jake's not like that. Not anymore.
(sighs)
587
00:21:35,207 --> 00:21:38,242
I know he loves you and you love
him, but that was pre-Bree.
588
00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:40,745
That girl is poison.
She is whack like crack,
589
00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:42,080
a penis flytrap, Marley.
590
00:21:42,114 --> 00:21:44,648
She will chew him up.
591
00:21:44,683 --> 00:21:45,849
♪ Preach. ♪
592
00:21:45,884 --> 00:21:47,517
(techno dance music playing)
One, two,
593
00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:49,920
three, four, five, six...
594
00:21:49,955 --> 00:21:51,955
Great. What am I supposed
to do? I'm not like that.
595
00:21:51,957 --> 00:21:54,357
I'm not that kind of girl. This
is your week to fight back.
596
00:21:54,392 --> 00:21:55,859
You need to go full Gaga
and show them both
597
00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:57,054
that you can be hardcore, too.
598
00:21:57,062 --> 00:21:58,596
I'm not gonna get paranoid
about Jake.
599
00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:01,631
Either he wants to be
with the real me or he can go.
600
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:03,933
BECKY:
Bring the edge!
601
00:22:03,968 --> 00:22:06,736
Entertain me! Entertain me!
Uh, Becky, Becky, sit down.
602
00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:08,037
All right. Thank you.
603
00:22:08,072 --> 00:22:09,739
(up-tempo intro plays)
604
00:22:09,773 --> 00:22:11,741
♪
605
00:22:20,650 --> 00:22:24,052
♪ I stand here waiting ♪
606
00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:26,822
♪ For you to bang the gong ♪
607
00:22:28,091 --> 00:22:31,126
♪ To crash the critic saying ♪
608
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,494
♪ "Is it right
or is it wrong?" ♪
609
00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:37,765
♪ If only fame had ♪
610
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:40,200
♪ An I.V., baby, could I bear ♪
611
00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:44,505
♪ Being away from you ♪
612
00:22:44,539 --> 00:22:47,441
♪ I found the vein,
put it in here ♪
613
00:22:47,475 --> 00:22:49,308
♪ I live for the applause ♪
614
00:22:49,343 --> 00:22:50,844
♪ Applause, applause ♪
615
00:22:50,878 --> 00:22:53,013
♪ I live for
the applause-plause ♪
616
00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:54,614
♪ Live for the applause-plause ♪
617
00:22:54,649 --> 00:22:56,116
♪ Live for the way ♪
618
00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:58,251
♪ That you cheer
and scream for me ♪
619
00:22:58,285 --> 00:23:00,720
♪ The applause, applause ♪
620
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,289
♪ Applause ♪
621
00:23:03,323 --> 00:23:06,224
♪ Give me that thing I love,
I'll turn the lights on ♪
622
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:09,728
♪ Put your hands up,
make it real loud ♪
623
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,596
♪ Give me that thing I love,
I'll turn the lights on ♪
624
00:23:12,631 --> 00:23:15,933
♪ Put your hands up,
make it real loud ♪
625
00:23:15,968 --> 00:23:18,636
♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ♪
626
00:23:18,671 --> 00:23:21,438
♪ Make it real loud,
put your hands up ♪
627
00:23:21,473 --> 00:23:23,641
♪ A-P-P ♪
628
00:23:23,676 --> 00:23:26,610
♪ L-A-U-S-E ♪
♪ Make it real loud ♪
629
00:23:26,645 --> 00:23:28,611
♪ Put your hands up ♪
630
00:23:28,646 --> 00:23:31,048
♪ Ooh... ♪
631
00:23:31,082 --> 00:23:33,116
♪ Touch, touch ♪
632
00:23:33,151 --> 00:23:34,651
♪ Ooh, hoo ♪
633
00:23:34,686 --> 00:23:37,287
♪ Touch, touch ♪
634
00:23:37,321 --> 00:23:39,823
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
635
00:23:39,857 --> 00:23:42,793
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪
636
00:23:42,827 --> 00:23:45,728
♪ I live for the applause,
applause, applause ♪
637
00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:47,629
♪ I live for
the applause-plause ♪
638
00:23:47,664 --> 00:23:50,299
♪ Live for the applause-plause,
live for the ♪
639
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:53,736
♪ Way that you cheer
and scream for me ♪
640
00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:55,404
♪ The applause, applause
641
00:23:55,438 --> 00:23:57,173
♪ Applause ♪
642
00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:59,341
♪ Give me that thing I love ♪
643
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:00,775
♪ I'll turn the lights on ♪
644
00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:03,945
♪ Put your hands up,
make it real loud ♪
645
00:24:03,979 --> 00:24:06,014
♪ Give me that thing I love ♪
646
00:24:06,048 --> 00:24:07,682
♪ I'll turn the lights on ♪
647
00:24:07,717 --> 00:24:10,885
♪ Put your hands up,
make it real loud ♪
648
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,622
♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E
♪ Make it real loud ♪
649
00:24:14,656 --> 00:24:18,458
♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ♪
♪ Make it real loud ♪
650
00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:21,394
♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ♪
♪ Make it real loud ♪
651
00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:24,698
♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ♪
652
00:24:24,733 --> 00:24:26,633
♪ A-R-T-P-O-P. ♪
653
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,568
(applause, whooping)
654
00:24:30,905 --> 00:24:33,305
What happened to the seashell bikini?
I wasn't comfortable.
655
00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:34,573
Well, get over yourself...
you think I'm just
656
00:24:34,608 --> 00:24:35,708
comfortable up here
with no shirt on!
657
00:24:35,743 --> 00:24:37,043
Yeah, you probably are.
658
00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:38,811
Well, I'm not exactly loving
this giant white thing
659
00:24:38,846 --> 00:24:40,312
that keeps getting caught
in my wheels.
660
00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:41,948
Yeah, and I look like
Siegfried and Roy,
661
00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:43,049
and I still did it.
662
00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,217
It was the assignment.
663
00:24:44,251 --> 00:24:45,384
Okay, I'm sorry, you guys,
664
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:46,619
but I am who I am,
665
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,620
and I'm not gonna
change that for any number
666
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,789
- or any guy. - WILL: Marley,
we're all trying
667
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,624
to win a championship here,
as a team,
668
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,692
but you put your personal
agenda above that.
669
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:55,894
I'm sorry, but...
670
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,896
you're suspended
for the rest of the week.
671
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,534
Oh, snap!
672
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,185
Are you freaking kidding me?
673
00:25:12,197 --> 00:25:13,430
You just see what they did.
674
00:25:13,449 --> 00:25:14,969
I have literally
giving you...
675
00:25:16,327 --> 00:25:17,117
This is not going to work.
676
00:25:17,128 --> 00:25:19,897
- Stop it.
- Guys, we need to focus!
677
00:25:19,932 --> 00:25:21,933
It is now the day of,
and we still don't have
678
00:25:21,967 --> 00:25:23,601
a strong plan for this
Katy song, and I think
679
00:25:23,635 --> 00:25:25,335
- it's pretty obvious what the problem is.
- Uh, because
680
00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:27,437
we're a bunch of Gagas
trying to out-Katy the Katys
681
00:25:27,471 --> 00:25:28,939
who just did a Gaga song
featuring Marley
682
00:25:28,973 --> 00:25:30,106
as Katy?
683
00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:31,608
Besides, we did have a plan,
684
00:25:31,642 --> 00:25:33,509
but King Latifah
dropped the ball.
685
00:25:33,544 --> 00:25:35,344
Uh-uh. Let me
auto-correct that for you.
686
00:25:35,379 --> 00:25:37,513
I tried breaking into the zoo
to get us live tigers.
687
00:25:37,548 --> 00:25:39,115
Plot twist:
Lima doesn't have a zoo!
688
00:25:39,149 --> 00:25:40,349
Why'd we think it did?
689
00:25:40,384 --> 00:25:41,985
But I did get us a lion costume
690
00:25:42,019 --> 00:25:43,151
to make up for it.
Didn't I?
691
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,158
(heavy sigh)
692
00:25:50,193 --> 00:25:52,061
I'm really not okay with this.
693
00:25:52,095 --> 00:25:53,562
Guys, the real problem is,
we're thinking
694
00:25:53,597 --> 00:25:55,263
gimmicks and
spectacle, and, yes,
695
00:25:55,298 --> 00:25:57,232
both Katy and Gaga
share that, but...
696
00:25:57,266 --> 00:26:00,635
what people love about Katy's
music is it's fun and kind
697
00:26:00,669 --> 00:26:02,570
and real and girl-next-door.
698
00:26:02,605 --> 00:26:03,972
We need to strip it down.
699
00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:06,040
No costumes,
no special effects,
700
00:26:06,075 --> 00:26:08,910
no gimmicks...
just the music.
701
00:26:11,013 --> 00:26:12,113
Seriously,
702
00:26:12,147 --> 00:26:14,015
I look like a gay Thundercat.
703
00:26:20,354 --> 00:26:22,122
Hello.
Welcome to the Spotlight.
704
00:26:22,156 --> 00:26:25,125
I'm Kurt, I'll be
your Chorus Boy waiter today.
705
00:26:25,159 --> 00:26:28,962
Could I start you off with one
of our signature Orange Freezes?
706
00:26:28,997 --> 00:26:31,163
First, uh, can I
ask you something?
707
00:26:31,197 --> 00:26:33,298
Is this toned down enough?
708
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,967
Oh, my God... Starchild.
709
00:26:35,002 --> 00:26:36,902
(chuckles)
It's Elliot Gilbert, actually.
710
00:26:36,937 --> 00:26:38,403
(laughs quietly)
711
00:26:38,438 --> 00:26:40,973
Do you have a minute to talk?
Yeah, I-I'm taking
712
00:26:41,008 --> 00:26:42,141
an intermission.
713
00:26:42,175 --> 00:26:44,010
Okay, uh, that's how we say.
714
00:26:44,044 --> 00:26:45,444
"I'm taking a break" here.
715
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,598
We have to say it that way,
otherwise we get fined. Mm.
716
00:26:47,613 --> 00:26:49,014
Uh, I'm so happy to see you.
717
00:26:49,048 --> 00:26:50,682
I've been trying to find you
since your audition.
718
00:26:50,716 --> 00:26:52,951
Yeah, same.
Uh, hence my stalking you.
719
00:26:52,985 --> 00:26:55,286
(chuckles) So, I'm just gonna
come right out and say this.
720
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,956
Uh... I need to be
in your band.
721
00:26:57,990 --> 00:27:00,025
I mean, I came to New York
to be in your band.
722
00:27:00,059 --> 00:27:02,293
Something cool and
fun and-and special.
723
00:27:02,327 --> 00:27:04,695
Well, here's hopin'.
Um, came from where?
724
00:27:04,729 --> 00:27:06,864
Uh, if you say Ohio,
I'm gonna die.
725
00:27:06,898 --> 00:27:08,398
Paramus, New Jersey.
726
00:27:08,432 --> 00:27:09,700
Land of malls.
727
00:27:09,734 --> 00:27:11,035
Oh. As soon as I was old enough,
728
00:27:11,069 --> 00:27:13,203
I used to take New Jersey
Transit into the city
729
00:27:13,237 --> 00:27:16,473
to see shows and concerts
and go to museums.
730
00:27:16,507 --> 00:27:18,208
So I only applied to
colleges in New York.
731
00:27:18,242 --> 00:27:20,877
- Oh, do you go to NYADA, too?
- No. NYU.
732
00:27:20,911 --> 00:27:23,079
Oh. I... didn't get in to NYADA.
733
00:27:23,113 --> 00:27:26,049
- Yeah? - But it's cool. I mean, I'm
doing things all over the city,
734
00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:28,751
and one of the things on
my artist's bucket list
735
00:27:28,786 --> 00:27:30,386
is to be in an indie band.
736
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:32,454
So, if...
737
00:27:32,489 --> 00:27:34,790
Starchild's too much for you...
738
00:27:34,824 --> 00:27:36,558
I can be whoever you want.
739
00:27:36,592 --> 00:27:38,927
(chuckles) I just wanted
to make an impression.
740
00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:40,062
You did.
741
00:27:40,096 --> 00:27:41,897
And after a lot
of soul-searching,
742
00:27:41,931 --> 00:27:44,066
I've come to the conclusion
that the greatest chance
743
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,968
for my band and my-my brand
to be successful
744
00:27:47,003 --> 00:27:49,071
is to surround myself
with the best people.
745
00:27:49,105 --> 00:27:50,605
And although there
wasn't much of it,
746
00:27:50,639 --> 00:27:53,174
you blew the competition away.
747
00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:54,875
(laughs) So I can
audition again?
748
00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:56,711
No.
749
00:27:56,745 --> 00:27:58,345
You're in.
As Elliot Gilbert,
750
00:27:58,379 --> 00:28:00,848
as Starchild,
or someone in between.
751
00:28:00,882 --> 00:28:02,850
Whoever you want to be.
SANTANA: Intermission's over.
752
00:28:02,884 --> 00:28:05,019
And you have a fiancé,
so stop flirting.
753
00:28:05,053 --> 00:28:07,553
Santana, this is Elliot Gilbert,
754
00:28:07,588 --> 00:28:09,622
AKA Starchild.
755
00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:10,957
Oh, well, hot damn!
756
00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:12,058
(chuckles)
757
00:28:12,093 --> 00:28:14,594
And I hope the newest
member of our band.
758
00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:19,099
(school bell ringing)
759
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,968
Hey, uh, you disappeared
after our show.
760
00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:23,969
What'd you think?
761
00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:25,971
Mmm... well,
I really liked the part
762
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,405
where the girl got suspended.
763
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,575
No, I... about our... what'd
you think about our number?
764
00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:32,911
I didn't hate it.
765
00:28:32,946 --> 00:28:35,447
Okay, I kind of did. But it's
nothing against you, though.
766
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:37,616
Lady Gaga just isn't my thing.
767
00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:38,983
She's just too dark for me.
768
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,985
I thought you said you
had a musical dark side.
769
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:43,955
I lied. My exes have
musical dark sides.
770
00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:45,790
Ever since preschool,
people have said,
771
00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:48,492
sure, Penny Owen has beautiful,
wavy, sun-kissed hair,
772
00:28:48,526 --> 00:28:50,327
but she's just so vanilla.
773
00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:53,064
So I started dating bad boys,
and bad boys can be fun
774
00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:55,899
until they steal your heart,
and your car,
775
00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:57,173
and everything
out of your dorm.
776
00:28:57,201 --> 00:28:58,735
I'm done with bad boys.
777
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,070
And my favorite artists
778
00:29:00,104 --> 00:29:01,905
are mainstream
singer-songwriters,
779
00:29:01,939 --> 00:29:04,841
like Carrie Underwood,
Bruno Mars and Katy Perry.
780
00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:06,676
Me, too! Oh, my gosh,
I am so not a Gaga.
781
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:08,779
Oh! I love Katy Perry.
I'm such a Katy.
782
00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:10,846
Oh, it just feels so good
to say it out loud.
783
00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:12,948
I... I also still like
the Jonas Brothers.
784
00:29:12,983 --> 00:29:14,917
- I still like the Biebs.
- No.
785
00:29:14,951 --> 00:29:18,020
You know, Katy Perry's
going on tour next year.
786
00:29:18,054 --> 00:29:21,257
You want to hit up a concert with
me, if she ever comes to Ohio?
787
00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:23,425
Uh, y... sure,
yeah, sure, yeah.
788
00:29:23,459 --> 00:29:25,194
Uh, but why wait a year?
789
00:29:25,228 --> 00:29:27,628
Some of the Glee Club are
doing a Katy jam today.
790
00:29:27,663 --> 00:29:29,297
Oh, yeah, that could be...
791
00:29:35,271 --> 00:29:37,005
Ooh, my gosh, Sam, calm down.
792
00:29:47,596 --> 00:29:49,511
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
793
00:29:49,530 --> 00:29:51,669
♪ Yeah I was in the dark ♪
794
00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:53,490
♪ I was falling hard ♪
795
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,492
♪ With an open heart ♪
796
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,061
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
797
00:29:57,095 --> 00:30:00,630
♪ How did I read the stars
so wrong? ♪
798
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,500
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
799
00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:08,671
♪ And now it's clear to me
that everything you see ♪
800
00:30:08,705 --> 00:30:12,308
♪ Ain't always what it seems,
I'm wide awake ♪
801
00:30:12,342 --> 00:30:15,278
♪ Yeah, I was dreaming
for so long ♪
802
00:30:16,846 --> 00:30:19,247
♪ I wish I knew then ♪
803
00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:20,815
♪ What I know now ♪
804
00:30:20,849 --> 00:30:22,784
♪ Wouldn't dive in ♪
805
00:30:22,818 --> 00:30:24,752
♪ Wouldn't bow down ♪
806
00:30:24,787 --> 00:30:26,421
♪ Gravity hurts ♪
807
00:30:26,456 --> 00:30:28,256
♪ You made it so sweet ♪
808
00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,258
♪ Till I woke up ♪
809
00:30:30,293 --> 00:30:32,927
♪ On, on the concrete ♪
810
00:30:32,962 --> 00:30:35,429
♪ Falling from ♪
811
00:30:35,464 --> 00:30:37,998
♪ Cloud nine ♪
812
00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:39,933
♪ Falling down ♪
813
00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:44,338
♪ Crashing from the high... ♪
814
00:30:44,372 --> 00:30:46,140
♪ Falling, falling ♪
815
00:30:46,174 --> 00:30:48,809
♪ I'm letting go ♪
816
00:30:48,843 --> 00:30:52,278
♪ Tonight ♪
817
00:30:52,313 --> 00:30:56,149
♪ Yeah, I'm falling from ♪
818
00:30:56,183 --> 00:31:00,587
♪ Cloud nine ♪
819
00:31:00,621 --> 00:31:02,489
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
820
00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:04,257
♪ Not losing any sleep ♪
821
00:31:04,291 --> 00:31:06,259
♪ I picked up every piece ♪
822
00:31:06,293 --> 00:31:07,792
♪ And landed on my feet ♪
823
00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:09,294
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
824
00:31:09,329 --> 00:31:11,463
♪ Need nothing to complete ♪
825
00:31:11,498 --> 00:31:13,665
♪ Myself ♪
826
00:31:13,699 --> 00:31:14,933
♪ No ♪
827
00:31:14,967 --> 00:31:16,668
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
828
00:31:16,702 --> 00:31:18,770
♪ Yeah, I am born again ♪
829
00:31:18,804 --> 00:31:20,606
♪ Out of the lion's den ♪
830
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,441
♪ I don't have to pretend ♪
831
00:31:22,475 --> 00:31:23,941
♪ And it's too late ♪
832
00:31:23,975 --> 00:31:26,277
♪ The story's over now ♪
833
00:31:26,311 --> 00:31:27,612
♪ The end... ♪
834
00:31:27,646 --> 00:31:29,647
♪ The end ♪
835
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:31,449
♪ I wish I knew then ♪
836
00:31:31,483 --> 00:31:32,950
♪ What I know now ♪
837
00:31:32,984 --> 00:31:34,952
♪ Wouldn't dive in ♪
838
00:31:34,986 --> 00:31:36,521
♪ Wouldn't bow down ♪
839
00:31:36,555 --> 00:31:38,656
♪ Gravity hurts ♪
840
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,590
♪ You made it so sweet ♪
841
00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:41,991
♪ Till I woke up ♪
842
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,661
♪ On, on the concrete ♪
843
00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:48,165
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
♪ Thunder rumble ♪
844
00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:49,098
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
845
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:51,701
♪ Castles crumble ♪
846
00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:52,602
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
847
00:31:52,637 --> 00:31:58,641
♪ I am trying to hold on ♪
848
00:31:58,675 --> 00:31:59,775
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
849
00:31:59,809 --> 00:32:01,277
♪ God knows ♪
850
00:32:01,311 --> 00:32:02,978
♪ That I tried ♪
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
851
00:32:03,012 --> 00:32:06,482
♪ Seeing the bright side ♪
852
00:32:06,516 --> 00:32:10,819
♪ And I'm not blind anymore ♪
853
00:32:12,588 --> 00:32:14,489
♪ I'm falling ♪
854
00:32:14,523 --> 00:32:18,259
♪ From cloud nine ♪
855
00:32:18,294 --> 00:32:20,428
♪ It was out of the blue ♪
856
00:32:20,462 --> 00:32:26,634
♪ I'm crashing
from the high... ♪
857
00:32:27,768 --> 00:32:30,170
♪ Now I'm letting go ♪
858
00:32:30,205 --> 00:32:32,673
♪ Tonight... ♪
859
00:32:32,707 --> 00:32:34,841
(whooping)
860
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:36,776
♪ I'm falling from ♪
861
00:32:36,811 --> 00:32:40,214
♪ Cloud nine ♪
862
00:32:41,549 --> 00:32:43,516
♪ I'm wide awake. ♪
863
00:32:43,550 --> 00:32:45,718
(song ends)
864
00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,488
(sighs)
865
00:32:50,824 --> 00:32:53,192
JAKE: Well, I haven't seen
a Katy this sad since
866
00:32:53,227 --> 00:32:55,461
the Russell Brand breakup
scene in Part of Me.
867
00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:57,062
I know. I'm sorry.
868
00:32:57,097 --> 00:32:59,698
I just can't believe
I wasn't allowed in there
869
00:32:59,732 --> 00:33:01,032
to watch your performance.
870
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,702
I've never been suspended
before.
871
00:33:03,736 --> 00:33:05,570
I've never even been
in trouble for anything.
872
00:33:05,605 --> 00:33:06,904
Well, I have.
873
00:33:06,939 --> 00:33:09,040
Plenty, actually.
Yeah, but...
874
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,875
Hey, listen, why don't you
come over after school today?
875
00:33:10,909 --> 00:33:12,711
Okay? We'll do
something fun.
876
00:33:12,745 --> 00:33:13,945
My mom has Mary Poppins on DVD.
877
00:33:13,946 --> 00:33:14,946
(chuckles)
878
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:16,247
Thank you.
879
00:33:16,249 --> 00:33:18,616
Okay, I'll go home and
change first.
880
00:33:18,650 --> 00:33:20,751
No, don't. I'm kind of digging
this whole Katy vibe.
881
00:33:20,818 --> 00:33:21,785
Seriously?
882
00:33:22,754 --> 00:33:23,787
Even the wig?
883
00:33:23,789 --> 00:33:26,423
Especially the wig.
884
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,626
Oh And my mom's working
a double shift,
885
00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:30,827
so she won't be home
until way, way late.
886
00:33:30,862 --> 00:33:33,329
Um, sure.
887
00:33:56,319 --> 00:33:58,320
(grunts) Jake, stop.
888
00:34:04,593 --> 00:34:05,726
(sighs)
889
00:34:05,761 --> 00:34:08,896
Can we have an honest
conversation about this?
890
00:34:08,930 --> 00:34:11,965
The whole point to being
boyfriend/girlfriend
891
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,235
is that we hang out
and spend all this time together
892
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,571
so that we can appreciate
and trust each other.
893
00:34:17,606 --> 00:34:19,572
I totally appreciate
and trust you.
894
00:34:19,607 --> 00:34:20,767
And what better place is there
895
00:34:20,775 --> 00:34:23,443
to explore certain aspects
of ourselves than here?
896
00:34:23,477 --> 00:34:26,279
Are you telling me that the only
reason you hang out with me
897
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,948
and all that is just
so I'll let you touch my boobs?
898
00:34:28,982 --> 00:34:31,284
What? No. No, no.
Of course not.
899
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,386
But I feel like you won't even
consider it.
900
00:34:33,421 --> 00:34:35,721
Like you don't care
that it's bumming me out.
901
00:34:35,755 --> 00:34:37,956
Well, what do you want me to do? I
just don't want to be pressured
902
00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:39,558
into doing something
I don't want to do!
903
00:34:39,592 --> 00:34:41,560
Who is pressuring you, Marley?
904
00:34:41,594 --> 00:34:42,628
I have been the most patient.
905
00:34:42,662 --> 00:34:43,729
The most understanding.
906
00:34:43,763 --> 00:34:45,464
I mean, I used
to stop calling a girl
907
00:34:45,498 --> 00:34:47,299
if she didn't let me
in her pants after six hours.
908
00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,935
Ugh! Then go be
with one of those girls!
909
00:34:49,969 --> 00:34:51,602
Go! Have fun!
910
00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:01,111
(sighs)
911
00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:17,293
Hey.
912
00:35:17,328 --> 00:35:19,663
Do you... want to go somewhere?
913
00:35:20,732 --> 00:35:22,466
Where?
914
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,633
Someplace... private.
915
00:35:24,668 --> 00:35:26,068
Really private.
916
00:35:27,103 --> 00:35:29,605
A private part of the school?
917
00:35:30,674 --> 00:35:32,441
I like private parts.
918
00:35:33,510 --> 00:35:35,778
Is your girlfriend going
to be there?
919
00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:39,381
Do you want to go or not?
920
00:35:39,415 --> 00:35:41,315
(chuckles)
921
00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:42,717
I'll get my coat.
922
00:35:42,752 --> 00:35:45,319
We'll need something
to lay on the ground.
923
00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:48,857
I don't want to get grass stains
on my uniform.
924
00:35:59,892 --> 00:36:04,059
What if we name our band
the Nipslips?
925
00:36:04,099 --> 00:36:05,532
Boob lovers of all genders
926
00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:07,335
will show up for sure.
927
00:36:07,369 --> 00:36:09,236
Um, it worked
for the Barenaked Ladies.
928
00:36:09,271 --> 00:36:10,838
- And they were guys.
- Sure,
929
00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,573
we'll just call ourselves
the Areolas.
930
00:36:12,607 --> 00:36:15,241
Nope. Areola 51...
get the sci-fi geeks.
931
00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:16,542
I was being sarcastic.
932
00:36:16,577 --> 00:36:18,178
No, you were actually
just being the No-bot.
933
00:36:18,212 --> 00:36:20,013
How 'bout you pitch something
instead of shooting down
934
00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:21,381
everything that
we're coming up with?
935
00:36:21,415 --> 00:36:22,582
Okay, I don't have it yet.
936
00:36:22,616 --> 00:36:23,749
But I'll know it when I hear it.
937
00:36:23,784 --> 00:36:25,585
(sighs) (door slides open)
938
00:36:25,619 --> 00:36:27,587
SANTANA: Oh, yo, girl.
How was rehearsal?
939
00:36:27,621 --> 00:36:29,889
It was sad.
I sang "My Man" all day,
940
00:36:29,923 --> 00:36:31,590
which was kind of depressing.
941
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,592
Aw. We have comfort food
if you want a slice.
942
00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:34,893
No, I'm good.
What are you guys doing?
943
00:36:34,927 --> 00:36:36,628
Beating our heads up against
the wall trying to come up
944
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,897
with a name for our band
that pleases the queen.
945
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:41,233
(chuckles)
Why don't you call yourselves...
946
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,102
Pamela Lansbury?
947
00:36:44,937 --> 00:36:46,705
No... I was kidding.
948
00:36:46,739 --> 00:36:48,572
Rachel, you're a genius.
949
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:51,675
A band with the raw sex appeal
of Pamela Anderson
950
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:52,843
and the quiet dignity
951
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,045
of Angela Lansbury.
952
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:55,513
Mm-hmm.
Okay, now you have to join.
953
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,415
No, I can't. I told you.
954
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,183
Rachel, I'm serious, okay?
955
00:36:59,218 --> 00:37:00,584
No more Funny Girl excuses.
956
00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,420
When Barbra was doing Fanny,
957
00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:03,420
she still had time to sing
958
00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:04,521
for the President
and Ladybird Johnson,
959
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,689
pose for the cover
of Tim magazine,
960
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,058
and sing "Happy Days
Are Here Again"
961
00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:10,093
to adoring nightclub audiences
all around the country.
962
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:11,561
Now, you can do this.
963
00:37:11,595 --> 00:37:14,398
Okay, you had me
at Ladybird Johnson.
964
00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:15,432
Yes!
(everyone cheering)
965
00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:17,067
- Yay!
- Yeah!
966
00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:18,402
Okay.
967
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:19,768
Okay.
968
00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,237
Let's get to work.
969
00:37:21,271 --> 00:37:23,172
And that's why math and music
970
00:37:23,206 --> 00:37:24,573
will be friends to the end.
971
00:37:24,607 --> 00:37:25,574
(door opens) You guys!
972
00:37:25,608 --> 00:37:27,743
Throat Explosion
just tweeted out
973
00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:30,246
that they're doing "Applause" as
one of their Nationals numbers!
974
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,447
So? Big deal.
975
00:37:31,481 --> 00:37:32,515
We'll just do another
Lady Gaga song.
976
00:37:32,549 --> 00:37:33,582
They're mocking us.
977
00:37:33,616 --> 00:37:34,917
They're saying
they're so confident
978
00:37:34,951 --> 00:37:35,850
they're gonna win,
they're even gonna give us
979
00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:37,252
a little head start
by telling us
980
00:37:37,286 --> 00:37:38,453
what their set list is.
981
00:37:38,487 --> 00:37:40,588
Seriously!
We should just forfeit now.
982
00:37:40,622 --> 00:37:42,357
Guys, guys!
Just calm down.
983
00:37:42,391 --> 00:37:44,859
So our completion is good,
so was Vocal Adrenaline.
984
00:37:44,893 --> 00:37:45,793
And the Warblers.
985
00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:46,894
And thank God for that.
986
00:37:46,929 --> 00:37:48,530
If there's anything
we can learn
987
00:37:48,564 --> 00:37:49,797
from this week's lesson,
988
00:37:49,831 --> 00:37:50,631
it's that
other people's greatness
989
00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:51,798
makes our greatness
even greater.
990
00:37:51,832 --> 00:37:53,400
Gaga and Katy,
they push each other
991
00:37:53,435 --> 00:37:55,735
to try harder, to get
better, to be bolder.
992
00:37:55,770 --> 00:37:57,071
At the end of the day,
993
00:37:57,105 --> 00:37:58,572
all of the friendly
competition between those two
994
00:37:58,606 --> 00:38:01,341
just means more really
amazing music for all of us.
995
00:38:01,376 --> 00:38:03,577
I mean, I hope Throat Explosion
is unstoppable,
996
00:38:03,611 --> 00:38:06,746
because then we know
we have to be unstoppable too.
997
00:38:06,781 --> 00:38:08,081
You think he had that
in mind all week,
998
00:38:08,115 --> 00:38:09,682
or did he just make
it up on the spot?
999
00:38:09,716 --> 00:38:11,584
What are you talking about?
Mr. Shuester's a genius.
1000
00:38:11,618 --> 00:38:13,919
This week, we saw what it was
like to face our weaknesses
1001
00:38:13,954 --> 00:38:15,088
and turn them into strengths...
we split up.
1002
00:38:15,122 --> 00:38:16,422
But now, for our last number,
1003
00:38:16,457 --> 00:38:18,757
we are going to come together
as one unified group.
1004
00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:21,260
Oh... please let it be
another Journey song.
1005
00:38:21,295 --> 00:38:22,661
(laughs)
There's gotta be one left.
1006
00:38:22,696 --> 00:38:23,661
(laughing)
1007
00:38:23,696 --> 00:38:25,497
Hello, Glee Club.
1008
00:38:25,531 --> 00:38:27,765
- Hi, William.
- Sue.
1009
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,168
You know,
I was sitting in my office
1010
00:38:30,203 --> 00:38:32,036
organizing my collection of
1011
00:38:32,071 --> 00:38:33,572
custom-made bobble heads
of my sworn enemies,
1012
00:38:33,606 --> 00:38:36,341
and just to the right of
Henry Kissinger and Drake,
1013
00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:39,510
well, I saw your hair helmet
just bobbling up and down
1014
00:38:39,544 --> 00:38:41,345
and I realized, well,
I haven't marched in here
1015
00:38:41,379 --> 00:38:44,014
and brought down the
hammer in way too long.
1016
00:38:44,048 --> 00:38:45,782
You're all suspended
for a week.
1017
00:38:45,817 --> 00:38:48,352
What? Wait, Sue,
you can't...
1018
00:38:48,386 --> 00:38:49,653
I can do that
and I just did it, William.
1019
00:38:49,687 --> 00:38:52,022
There are rules about what
kids can wear to school
1020
00:38:52,056 --> 00:38:54,458
and these rejects
from the cutting room floor
1021
00:38:54,493 --> 00:38:55,658
of a Tod Browning movie
1022
00:38:55,692 --> 00:38:56,959
are in violation of each
and every one of them.
1023
00:38:56,994 --> 00:38:58,128
Okay, what rules?
I mean,
1024
00:38:58,162 --> 00:38:59,462
the Glee Club has
been walking around
1025
00:38:59,497 --> 00:39:01,197
in costumes for four years.
1026
00:39:01,232 --> 00:39:03,799
Well, that was BS:
"Before Sue."
1027
00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:05,635
One week suspension,
starting now.
1028
00:39:05,669 --> 00:39:06,802
Sue, look it, look...
1029
00:39:06,837 --> 00:39:08,671
we have four weeks
to prepare for Nationals.
1030
00:39:08,705 --> 00:39:10,206
Right. We can't afford
to lose one of them.
1031
00:39:10,241 --> 00:39:11,806
You said yourself
you wanted us to win.
1032
00:39:11,841 --> 00:39:13,708
No, I said you have
to win to remain a club.
1033
00:39:13,743 --> 00:39:15,410
I don't actually want
you to win, William.
1034
00:39:15,445 --> 00:39:17,679
Are you seriously
starting up this feud again?
1035
00:39:17,713 --> 00:39:19,681
Oh, it never ended, William.
1036
00:39:19,715 --> 00:39:22,717
It's been hibernating like
a polar bear in winter.
1037
00:39:22,752 --> 00:39:24,586
You know, Sue,
the problem with this war
1038
00:39:24,621 --> 00:39:26,522
is that I always seem
to find a way to win it.
1039
00:39:26,556 --> 00:39:28,356
Oh...
Yeah. Every time.
1040
00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:30,558
And I wouldn't plan on that changing.
Well, I am principal.
1041
00:39:30,592 --> 00:39:34,362
Which means there's only one
of us with an atomic bomb.
1042
00:39:34,396 --> 00:39:36,764
- Bring it on, Sue.
- It is well brung.
1043
00:39:36,798 --> 00:39:37,765
Yet again.
1044
00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:38,866
It is brung.
1045
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:41,035
Fine... but you
better get ready
1046
00:39:41,069 --> 00:39:42,537
to hear
the New Directions! Roar.
1047
00:39:42,571 --> 00:39:44,271
Three, four!
(Katy Perry's "Roar" begins)
1048
00:39:44,305 --> 00:39:45,539
Even though
I don't know your names,
1049
00:39:45,573 --> 00:39:47,607
you band geeks
are suspended, too.
1050
00:39:48,643 --> 00:39:50,076
♪ I used to bite my tongue ♪
1051
00:39:50,110 --> 00:39:51,411
♪ And hold my breath ♪
1052
00:39:51,445 --> 00:39:54,281
♪ Scared to rock the boat
and make a mess ♪
1053
00:39:54,315 --> 00:39:56,583
♪ So I sat quietly ♪
1054
00:39:56,617 --> 00:39:59,085
♪ Agreed politely ♪
1055
00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:02,254
♪ I guess that I forgot
I had a choice ♪
1056
00:40:02,289 --> 00:40:04,856
♪ I let you push me past
the breaking point ♪
1057
00:40:04,891 --> 00:40:07,193
♪ I stood for nothing ♪
1058
00:40:07,227 --> 00:40:09,928
♪ So I fell for everything ♪
1059
00:40:09,962 --> 00:40:13,765
♪ You held me down,
but I got up ♪
1060
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,266
♪ Already
brushing off the dust ♪
1061
00:40:15,301 --> 00:40:18,603
♪ You hear my voice,
you hear that sound ♪
1062
00:40:18,637 --> 00:40:20,938
♪ Like thunder,
gonna shake your ground ♪
1063
00:40:20,972 --> 00:40:23,107
♪ You held me down,
but I got up ♪
1064
00:40:23,141 --> 00:40:25,776
♪ Get ready
'cause I've had enough ♪
1065
00:40:25,811 --> 00:40:28,946
♪ I see it all, I see it now ♪
1066
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:33,617
♪ I got the eye of the tiger,
a fighter ♪
1067
00:40:33,651 --> 00:40:36,152
♪ Dancing through the fire ♪
1068
00:40:36,187 --> 00:40:38,722
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
1069
00:40:38,756 --> 00:40:42,892
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar ♪
1070
00:40:42,927 --> 00:40:44,160
♪ Louder ♪
1071
00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:48,531
♪ Louder than a lion ♪
1072
00:40:48,565 --> 00:40:49,665
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
1073
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:53,769
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar ♪
1074
00:40:53,803 --> 00:40:55,605
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
1075
00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:58,207
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh-oh ♪
1076
00:40:58,242 --> 00:41:00,776
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
1077
00:41:00,810 --> 00:41:04,246
♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
1078
00:41:06,315 --> 00:41:09,183
♪ Now I'm floating
like a butterfly ♪
1079
00:41:09,218 --> 00:41:11,786
♪ Singing like a bee,
I earned my stripes ♪
1080
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:14,556
♪ I went from zero ♪
1081
00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:16,791
♪ To my own hero ♪
1082
00:41:16,825 --> 00:41:19,860
♪ You held me down,
but I got up ♪
1083
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,028
♪ Already brushing
off the dust ♪
1084
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:25,031
♪ You hear my voice,
you hear that sound ♪
1085
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,434
♪ Like thunder,
gonna shake your ground ♪
1086
00:41:27,469 --> 00:41:30,036
♪ You held me down,
but I got up ♪
1087
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:32,606
♪ Back up... I had enough ♪ Get
ready 'cause I've had enough ♪
1088
00:41:32,641 --> 00:41:35,608
♪ I've seen it all,
I see it now ♪
1089
00:41:35,643 --> 00:41:39,078
♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪
1090
00:41:39,112 --> 00:41:40,212
♪ A fighter ♪
1091
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:42,882
♪ Dancing through the fire ♪
1092
00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:45,752
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
1093
00:41:45,786 --> 00:41:49,722
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar ♪
1094
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:50,657
♪ Louder ♪
1095
00:41:50,691 --> 00:41:53,325
♪ Louder than a lion ♪
1096
00:41:53,359 --> 00:41:56,528
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
1097
00:41:56,562 --> 00:42:00,666
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar! ♪
1098
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:04,235
♪
1099
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:13,377
♪ Roar, roar, roar, roar ♪
1100
00:42:13,412 --> 00:42:15,879
♪ Roar ♪
1101
00:42:15,914 --> 00:42:18,882
♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪
1102
00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:23,420
♪ A fighter,
dancing through the fire ♪
1103
00:42:23,454 --> 00:42:25,755
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
1104
00:42:25,790 --> 00:42:29,726
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar ♪
1105
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:34,263
♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
1106
00:42:34,298 --> 00:42:36,466
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
1107
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:41,603
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar ♪
1108
00:42:41,638 --> 00:42:42,771
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
1109
00:42:42,806 --> 00:42:44,707
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh-oh ♪
1110
00:42:44,741 --> 00:42:47,743
♪ Yeah ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
1111
00:42:47,777 --> 00:42:50,979
♪ You're gonna hear me roar! ♪
1112
00:42:51,013 --> 00:42:52,981
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
1113
00:42:53,015 --> 00:42:55,550
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh-oh ♪
1114
00:42:55,584 --> 00:42:58,052
♪ Hear me roar ♪ Oh-oh
oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
1115
00:42:58,086 --> 00:42:59,153
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1116
00:42:59,187 --> 00:43:02,156
♪ You're gonna hear me roar! ♪
1117
00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:07,058
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