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Thanks for waiting,
Miss Pierce.
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Please, just call me Brittany.
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Brittany,
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this is Dr. Leonard Hauptman.
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I am Dr. Donald Langdon,
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the dean of the mathematics
department here at MIT.
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Brittany,
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when MIT heard about your
near-perfect SAT score,
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we were a little skeptical.
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A 0.2 grade point
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is practically unheard of.
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That means you've
never gotten higher
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than a D-minus.
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Is that why I had to take
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that math test this morning?
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We needed to see for ourselves
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if you were MIT material.
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And how did I do?
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You scored a zero.
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Brittany, you lack
a basic understanding
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of even the simplest arithmetic,
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and I don't know why
you couldn't have used
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a number-two pencil,
like we asked.
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Filling out the ovals in crayon
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broke our Scantron machine.
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I'm sorry.
However,
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we would like to ask you
about these numbers
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that you scribbled
on the back of your test.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I didn't know any of the answers
on the test, so...
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I had all these numbers swirling
around in my head,
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so I just decided
to write them all down
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so my brain would stop
feeling so tickly.
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Jill.
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Brittany, this is no ordinary
series of numbers.
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When you start
in the upper left-hand corner
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and read it from left to right,
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it's a prime number.
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Okay.
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Normally you'd need
a supercomputer
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to find a prime number
that large.
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Totes.
But when you start
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from the upper right
and read it from right to left,
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you get Avogadro's constant.
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Sweet.
But that's not even
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the most amazing part.
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When you start
in the lower left-hand corner
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and read the number
counterclockwise,
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you get Planck's constant,
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which is the fundamental unit
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of measurement
in quantum mechanics.
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We-we don't even know
what it means.
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We believe
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that what we are now calling
the Brittany Code...
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The Brittany Code.
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...will go
down in history
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as the most important
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scientific breakthrough
of the 21st century.
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Oh, my God.
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That is...
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totally a-amazing.
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I thought you were gonna tell me
that I was an idiot,
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and that's bullying,
and I won't tolerate that.
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Brittany, it's possible
that you may be
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the most brilliant scientific
mind since Albert Einstein.
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No way.
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And that is why
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we here at MIT
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would like to present to you
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a very unusual proposition.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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WILL:
All right, guys.
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It's finally here.
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Regionals.
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(cheering)
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Yeah!
That's right!
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WILL:
I just found out,
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because of safety concerns
related to
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late-season tornados,
Indianapolis has declined
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to host the competition.
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So! As defending champions,
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we're having regionals here,
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in our auditorium.
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Did you hear that?
Yes!
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Home court advantage,
yo! (Whoops)
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Now, because of
a sexting scandal
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at Our Lady of Perpetual
Loneliness,
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their glee club,
the Nun-touchables,
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has been excommunicated
by the new pope.
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(murmuring)
They've been replaced
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by the world-famous
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boys of Ziegler Prep,
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the Waffle-toots.
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Like cake farts?
They're very good.
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The Hoosierdaddies are still
the odds-on favorite.
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I mean, their lead vocalist,
Frida Romero,
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is a tiny juggernaut of talent.
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We are in for
the fight of our lives.
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So... let's get real.
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There comes a moment
in every performer's life
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that defines him or her,
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sometimes for
the rest of their career.
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This is our moment.
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We've struggled, we've endured,
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and now we must triumph.
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And speaking of that,
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I want us all
to just take a moment
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to send some positive energy
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to one of our very own.
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She has her final callback
for Funny Girl today.
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Rachel Berry.
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We're ready for you.
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WILL: So, let's all give a big
round of applause to Rachel,
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wherever she is.
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(glee club applauding)
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Hi, I'm Rachel Berry,
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and I'll be auditioning for
the role of Fanny Brice today,
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and I'll be singing.
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"To Love You More"
by Celine Dion.
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(music begins)
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♪ Take me
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♪ Back into the arms I love
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♪ Need me
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♪ Like you did before
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♪ Touch me once again
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♪ And remember when
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♪ There was no one that you
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♪ Wanted more
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♪ I'll be waiting for you
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♪ Here inside my heart
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♪ I'm the one who wants
to love you more ♪
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♪ You will see I can give you
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♪ Everything you need
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♪ Let me be the one
to love you more ♪
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♪ Some way
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♪ All the love that we had
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♪ Can be saved
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♪ Whatever it takes
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♪ We'll find a way
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♪ Believe me
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♪ I will make you see
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♪ All the things
that your heart ♪
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♪ Needs to know
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♪ I'll be waiting...
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♪ Here inside my heart
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♪ I'm the one who wants
to love you more ♪
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♪ Oh... oh-oh-oh
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♪ Oh-oh-oh...
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♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh, oh, ah-ha... ♪
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♪ Oh, whoa, oh
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♪ Oh...
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Thank you, Rachel.
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We'll let you know.
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(school bell ringing)
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You can only do this once,
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so it-it has to be perfect.
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It has to be,
you know, special.
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Are you actually talking
about a marriage proposal?
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Dude, we're in high school.
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You're not ready
to get married,
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and I'm not letting you.
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Well, I'm not asking
for your permission.
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I'm already gonna do it.
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What I'm asking for is your
help about how to do this.
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From my best friend.
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Okay.
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Then, as your best friend,
I need to remind you
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that just a few weeks ago,
you were totally confused.
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You didn't even know where
Kurt stood with this Adam guy.
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Well, I don't remember
you being
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this introspective when you were
asking Brittany to marry you.
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One, I don't even know
what that means, and two,
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we thought the world
was ending.
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And when we realized
it wasn't...
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I regretted it.
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Will you listen to yourself?
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You sound exactly like
the rest of the world,
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saying that
"it's not time yet."
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Well, you know what?
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People like me
have been hearing that
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for hundreds and
hundreds of years.
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This is happening.
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I am gonna ask Kurt
to marry me.
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And not only are you
one of my best friends,
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but I was kind of hoping
that you would be my best man.
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So let me know if you,
uh, change your mind.
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You know what? Someone has to do the
right thing here. Marley, stop...
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(whispers indistinctly) Jake...
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...six, seven, eight, nine...
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Uh, are, are Joe and Sugar here?
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Present, Mr. Shue.
(kids cheer)
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WILL:
Come on.
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Sugar!
Great. Okay.
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Guys, I have finalized
our set list.
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We are going with "I Love It"
by Icona Pop...
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GIRL: I love it!
Yes.
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"Hall of Fame" by The Script
and will. I.am.
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(kids cheer)
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And Marley's original song
"All or Nothing."
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(overlapping chatter)
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Hey, Mr. Shue, what
about my original song?
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Do you remember?
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♪ My cup, my cup
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♪ Sayin' "What's up?"
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♪ To my cup, my cup
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♪ More of a friend...
"My Cup" is one of a kind,
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but we're going
with Marley's song.
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Oh, come on, boo.
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Two thumbs down.
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The only way to polish
that turd of a song
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is with my angelic alto voice.
Whoa.
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So I demand to sing it
as a solo.
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And I demand to sing all
the good songs as solos.
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Everyone can snap their fingers
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and march around behind me.
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Tina, please make
an exact replica
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of Jennifer Lawrence's
Oscar dress.
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Um, no.
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Um... yes.
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Let me break it down.
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No one in this musty choir room
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compares to my megawatt
star power.
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Blaine, you're shorter
than your average lawn gnome.
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Joe, you look like
a Yucatán spider monkey.
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Tina is... you know,
she's... Tina.
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Wait, baby.
Baby, I love you,
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but you're really
out of line, here.
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And would you stop texting?
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I'm trying to talk to you,
it's really rude.
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(phone rings)
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Did you seriously
just break up with me?
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By a text?
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Yeah.
As fascinated as I am
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by your down-filled,
pillow-soft lips
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that are ten times
too big for your face,
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I really miss my sweet,
sweet lady kisses.
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Sorry/not sorry.
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Moving on, I repeat:
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I require all the solos.
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That's just the way
it's gonna be.
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Brittany, why are
you doing this?
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Well, I'm just living
your lesson, Mr. Shue.
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It's all or nothing.
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All or nothing!
(sighs)
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(knocking) Come in!
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(knocking)
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I said, come in.
(pounding)
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm nailing my 95 theses
to the door.
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Your 95 what?
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They're 95 reasons
why I'm quitting the Cheerios!
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"Number one. It is true
that members of the Cheerios!
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"received illegal salaries
and kickbacks.
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"Last year alone,
I earned $5,000.
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Number two..."
I can read them myself
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without you reading them to me
like I'm some idiot.
266
00:10:34,057 --> 00:10:35,724
"Number three."
267
00:10:35,759 --> 00:10:38,394
Last year Sue Sylvester locked
seven Cheerios! In a...
268
00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:39,812
"dog crate in order
to potty-train them."
269
00:10:39,846 --> 00:10:41,563
What are you doing?
270
00:10:41,598 --> 00:10:43,732
I soaked my uniform
in lighter fluid overnight,
271
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:46,485
and will now solemnize
my departure from the Cheerios!
272
00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:49,772
By lighting it on fire.
273
00:10:49,806 --> 00:10:51,240
(screams) Lord Jesus!
274
00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:53,692
This fool done tried
to set my hair on fire!
275
00:10:54,527 --> 00:10:56,912
Okay, guys, listen up.
276
00:10:56,946 --> 00:10:59,114
Uh, first up, we're gonna tackle Icona Pop.
(phone buzzes)
277
00:10:59,148 --> 00:11:01,667
It's got a unique beat,
but not entire different from...
278
00:11:01,701 --> 00:11:03,168
All right, look.
I'm-I'm sorry.
279
00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:04,753
Excuse me, Mr. Shue,
but I've got to say something.
280
00:11:04,788 --> 00:11:05,587
Okay.
281
00:11:05,622 --> 00:11:08,674
(sighs)
282
00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:10,843
Look, so I hate
to pull a Brittany here,
283
00:11:10,877 --> 00:11:13,095
but the bottom line is,
I'm not performing in regionals
284
00:11:13,129 --> 00:11:15,097
until Catfish reveals
themselves.
285
00:11:15,131 --> 00:11:17,800
This whole situation is out
of hand and needs to end.
286
00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:20,519
Hey, look, I'm serious, okay?
287
00:11:20,553 --> 00:11:23,439
I can't take it anymore,
it-it's tearing me apart.
288
00:11:23,473 --> 00:11:26,025
And someone in this room
is playing games with me,
289
00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:28,027
and I want to know who!
290
00:11:28,061 --> 00:11:29,895
Somebody, just say who it is.
I don't think it's any of us.
291
00:11:29,946 --> 00:11:32,481
Pull out your phones! Everybody
pull out your phones right now!
292
00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:33,732
Ryder, relax, man.
Dude.
293
00:11:33,783 --> 00:11:35,234
I know this is upsetting, but...
294
00:11:35,285 --> 00:11:36,535
Well, now nobody
is going to admit it
295
00:11:36,569 --> 00:11:38,570
for fear of being murdered.
296
00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:40,072
I've told this person
everything,
297
00:11:40,123 --> 00:11:42,291
and I want to know who it is.
298
00:11:42,325 --> 00:11:44,460
I know you're upset... I want to know...
No, you don't know.
299
00:11:44,494 --> 00:11:46,245
You don't know, okay? Who is it?
300
00:11:46,296 --> 00:11:47,329
It's not me.
301
00:11:47,363 --> 00:11:49,298
All right, fine.
If nobody's gonna say anything,
302
00:11:49,332 --> 00:11:51,500
pull out your phones. And I want
to see all of your phones.
303
00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:53,469
Are you serious?
All of your phones.
304
00:11:53,503 --> 00:11:56,221
Pull out your texts. I'm serious!
Texts! (All shouting)
305
00:11:56,256 --> 00:11:57,923
Whoever it is, just say it.
306
00:11:57,974 --> 00:12:00,041
Who is it?
It's me.
307
00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,311
I'm Catfish.
308
00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:11,987
What? What do you...?
309
00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:14,773
No, I-I-I asked you.
You swore to me.
310
00:12:14,808 --> 00:12:16,241
I'm sorry.
311
00:12:16,276 --> 00:12:19,194
I didn't mean
for this to happen.
312
00:12:19,228 --> 00:12:21,363
Look, just take it easy,
Ryder, okay?
313
00:12:21,397 --> 00:12:22,998
This was just a little joke.
314
00:12:23,032 --> 00:12:24,500
Things got out of hand.
315
00:12:24,534 --> 00:12:26,368
(scoffs)
316
00:12:26,402 --> 00:12:29,588
What, you're-you're
defending her?
317
00:12:29,622 --> 00:12:31,340
Huh? Are you kidding me?
318
00:12:34,076 --> 00:12:36,578
What's wrong with you people?
319
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,681
WILL:
Ryder...
320
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:47,222
BOY:
Marley, that's messed up.
321
00:12:47,256 --> 00:12:49,691
Well, if you were asking me
to marry you,
322
00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:51,393
I'd want that big one.
323
00:12:51,427 --> 00:12:53,112
My fingers are on
the larger side,
324
00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:55,063
and you have to figure,
with my build,
325
00:12:55,097 --> 00:12:56,732
after we have a few babies,
326
00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:59,451
I may put on
a couple of pounds.
327
00:12:59,486 --> 00:13:01,153
Tina, I'm looking
for a ring for Kurt.
328
00:13:01,204 --> 00:13:03,822
He is so lucky.
329
00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:06,291
Those are engagement rings.
330
00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:08,994
That's good because I'm looking
to get engaged.
331
00:13:09,045 --> 00:13:10,245
I am constantly
332
00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:12,998
telling my nieces
and nephews to wear condoms.
333
00:13:13,049 --> 00:13:14,917
It's for my boyfriend.
I'm not pregnant.
334
00:13:14,951 --> 00:13:16,001
He used to be
335
00:13:16,052 --> 00:13:17,503
my boyfriend. It was...
the whole thing,
336
00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:19,304
it's very complicated.
I won't get into it.
337
00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:20,639
But basically,
I love him very much,
338
00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:23,142
and I want to spend
the rest of my life with him,
339
00:13:23,176 --> 00:13:25,177
so I'm going to ask
him to marry me.
340
00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:26,929
Tell me about your man.
341
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:30,015
Really?
342
00:13:30,066 --> 00:13:32,684
Is he your soul mate?
343
00:13:32,735 --> 00:13:34,937
Yes, he is.
344
00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:43,111
I met Liz when we were 18.
345
00:13:43,145 --> 00:13:45,280
It was at a Styx concert
346
00:13:45,314 --> 00:13:47,366
back when they were doing
hard rock,
347
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:50,252
not this weird robot stuff.
348
00:13:50,286 --> 00:13:53,088
We've been together ever since.
349
00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:56,341
Doesn't matter
how young or old you are.
350
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,293
True love is true love.
351
00:13:58,327 --> 00:14:01,630
My friends have been
giving me so much flak.
352
00:14:01,664 --> 00:14:04,766
If we all had listened,
we wouldn't be moments away
353
00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:07,886
from the Supreme Court
finally telling us
354
00:14:07,937 --> 00:14:11,390
that we are just as crazy
and awesome as everybody else.
355
00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:12,941
Hey, dude.
356
00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:14,776
Don't try to stop me.
I'm doing this, okay?
357
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:16,862
I love you and I want to support
you, so if you're really
358
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,647
gonna do this, I'm helping
you pick out the ring.
359
00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:20,649
I have, like, the best taste.
Is this him?
360
00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:21,950
No. Oh, no.
No.
361
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:24,052
I mean, he wants to do me,
but we're just friends.
362
00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:26,054
Sam.
Jan.
363
00:14:26,088 --> 00:14:28,557
Would you excuse us
for just a moment?
364
00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:29,558
Yeah, sure.
365
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,092
(hushed):
I don't.
366
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,094
(hushed): You do want to do me.
367
00:14:34,948 --> 00:14:36,398
Forgive me for being pushy,
368
00:14:36,432 --> 00:14:39,735
but do you have anyone
to advise you on this?
369
00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:41,954
Someone who would
really understand?
370
00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:44,573
Someone... gay?
371
00:14:44,607 --> 00:14:46,241
Yeah.
Not really.
372
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:49,244
I just want you guys
to see what's possible
373
00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:51,179
when two people
really love each other.
374
00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,916
Sound good?
375
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,784
(school bell ringing)
376
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:03,124
Brittany, have a seat.
377
00:15:03,142 --> 00:15:04,509
We need to chat.
378
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,795
I thought you were teaching
aerobics to fat soccer moms.
379
00:15:06,813 --> 00:15:08,764
Oh, I just stopped
by the teachers' lounge
380
00:15:08,798 --> 00:15:11,033
to retrieve my baby's
placenta in the fridge.
381
00:15:11,801 --> 00:15:13,485
Brittany, Sue and I are
382
00:15:13,519 --> 00:15:14,937
very worried about you.
383
00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:16,939
And we need to know
what's going on.
384
00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:20,025
I refuse to speak to either of
you in this office. It's dusty
385
00:15:20,076 --> 00:15:21,977
and drab and Mr. Shue's
"Teacher of The Year"
386
00:15:21,995 --> 00:15:23,862
picture really creeps me out.
So there's
387
00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:25,313
only one place that I'll talk:
388
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:29,150
My turf, my rules, my Fondue.
389
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:31,119
♪ Fondue for two! ♪
♪ Hey!
390
00:15:31,154 --> 00:15:33,538
♪ Fondue for two!
♪ That's some hot dish!
391
00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:35,540
♪ Fondue for two!
392
00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:37,659
Welcome back to Fondue for Two.
393
00:15:37,677 --> 00:15:40,345
Tonight's guests are two sworn
enemies who became friends,
394
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:43,215
then became enemies again,
then became friends again,
395
00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:46,001
then enemies, and then
everybody stopped caring.
396
00:15:46,019 --> 00:15:48,003
Sue Sylvester
and Will Schuester.
397
00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:49,671
It's great to be here.
Yeah.
398
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:50,856
Oh, my goodness,
399
00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:52,841
this fondue smells disgusting.
400
00:15:52,859 --> 00:15:54,860
It's like somebody poured
chardonnay on a homeless woman
401
00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:56,028
who'd been dead several days.
402
00:15:56,062 --> 00:15:57,145
Yeah, fantastic.
403
00:15:57,179 --> 00:15:59,815
So, Mr. Shue, is it true
that you and Emma
404
00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:00,983
are finally getting married?
405
00:16:01,017 --> 00:16:02,200
Yeah, it looks like it.
406
00:16:02,235 --> 00:16:04,185
Awesome. Do you plan
on having children,
407
00:16:04,203 --> 00:16:06,321
or just continue to have
weirdly intimate relationships
408
00:16:06,355 --> 00:16:07,990
with high school students
instead of children?
409
00:16:08,024 --> 00:16:09,408
No, we'd like to have kids.
410
00:16:09,459 --> 00:16:11,376
Speaking of kids,
Sue Sylvester,
411
00:16:11,411 --> 00:16:14,913
what if I were to tell you
that I know the true identity
412
00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:16,081
of your baby's
celebrity father?
413
00:16:16,132 --> 00:16:18,083
I would say that's highly unlikely.
What if I were
414
00:16:18,134 --> 00:16:20,736
to tell you that I know for a
fact that it's Michael Bolton?
415
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:23,655
I would say that you have
no proof.
416
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:27,943
Well, Michael Bolton played in
a concert in Columbus, Ohio
417
00:16:27,977 --> 00:16:30,445
nine months to the day before
your daughter was born.
418
00:16:30,479 --> 00:16:33,165
Also, Robin's birth certificate
says she was born in.
419
00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:36,118
"Ol' Milton Beach," which is
an anagram for "Michael Bolton."
420
00:16:36,152 --> 00:16:39,621
Also, Michael Bolton has a new
album out, and track number one
421
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:43,675
is called "So Proud to Be
Your Father, Robin Sylvester."
422
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:46,011
Michael Bolton and I met in 1994
in Los Angeles
423
00:16:46,045 --> 00:16:48,130
when I punctured his windpipe
with a letter opener
424
00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:51,350
at Kate Mantilini's where
he was having lunch and
425
00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:53,435
I just happened
to be doing my taxes.
426
00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:56,271
He choked after inhaling in
a chunk of his own hair,
427
00:16:56,305 --> 00:16:59,057
and I saved his life.
He's owed me a favor ever since.
428
00:16:59,108 --> 00:17:01,610
And just in case
you're wondering,
429
00:17:01,644 --> 00:17:04,062
Michael Bolton
is a fantastic lover.
430
00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:06,114
Wow. We did it all night, Will.
431
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:07,866
We did it every which way.
432
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,401
Cool.
433
00:17:09,452 --> 00:17:11,536
(ringing)
434
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,121
Pick up.
435
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,291
I'm sorry, did,
uh, hell just freeze over
436
00:17:16,325 --> 00:17:18,877
or did you just White Chocolate
butt-dial me?
437
00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:20,212
Hey, look,
I need to talk to you.
438
00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:22,748
Sorry, no can do, Trouts,
I just got back
439
00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:25,550
from a dance class and
I'm already five minutes late
440
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:28,420
for drinks with this insanely
hot off-Broadway choreographer.
441
00:17:28,471 --> 00:17:30,055
It's about Brittany.
Obviously.
442
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:31,807
Okay, she broke up with me.
Inevitably.
443
00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:33,675
Okay, look, she's been acting
really weird since she met with
444
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:35,594
those people at MIT, okay? She
even dropped out of regionals.
445
00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:37,229
Okay, and are we sure
446
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:39,815
it's not just Britney 3.0 Week
in Glee Club?
447
00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:41,566
Look, okay, I know I'm not
your favorite person,
448
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,151
but you also know
that I'd help you
449
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:46,488
if you ever asked me to.
450
00:17:46,522 --> 00:17:51,109
Something, something's wrong.
I'm asking you for help.
451
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,279
It was love at first Styx,
452
00:17:55,306 --> 00:17:57,808
that's what we always say.
453
00:17:57,842 --> 00:18:00,427
Well, the irony was that we met
at the concert, you know.
454
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:03,597
We grew up in the same town just a
few blocks from each other. Wow.
455
00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:05,816
We went to the same high school.
You guys are
456
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,184
like a Nora Ephron movie.
Exactly.
457
00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:08,685
Did you go to prom together?
458
00:18:08,719 --> 00:18:09,987
No.
Yeah, well...
459
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,888
Well, we went together
as a group.
460
00:18:11,906 --> 00:18:13,440
We took boys, of course.
461
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:15,058
Merle and Tommy,
those poor fools.
462
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:17,494
Merle and Tom. They had no
idea what was going on.
463
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:21,231
It was different times then,
you know.
464
00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:23,733
There were, there were
no gay clubs at school.
465
00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:27,538
You know, nobody talked about
it. We had no representation.
466
00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:30,073
But somehow
we always found a way.
467
00:18:30,091 --> 00:18:32,960
That summer we went on a bus
tour of the United States.
468
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,212
We saw all the sights.
469
00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:38,348
And in the end we decided
we liked Ohio the best.
470
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:42,970
Yeah, yeah, came back,
moved in together,
471
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:46,390
got each other through college,
and we broke up twice,
472
00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:48,475
and got back
together again twice.
473
00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:50,227
And then we bought
the house in Lima.
474
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:52,362
What haven't
we seen from our porch?
475
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:53,864
Nothing.
Hmm.
476
00:18:53,898 --> 00:18:55,265
AIDS.
Yeah.
477
00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:57,067
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
478
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,036
Ellen.
479
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:02,156
We've seen it all
side-by-side.
480
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:05,659
Remember when we couldn't even
do this in public, hold hands?
481
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,161
Oh, yeah.
482
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,445
You guys are so sweet.
483
00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:11,165
But you know, when I asked you
"How did you guys meet?"
484
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,250
I actually meant,
"How did you meet Blaine?"
485
00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:14,751
Oh! At the mall.
486
00:19:14,785 --> 00:19:16,620
I was clothes shopping with Tina
487
00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:19,756
and we were at the food court
at Sbarro,
488
00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:22,009
and Jan and I just got
to talking.
489
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,927
And I said,
"Why don't we continue this
490
00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:26,296
over dinner at Breadstix?"
We've been coming here 20 years.
491
00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:27,397
Thirty.
492
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,599
30 years? 30. Wow.
493
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:31,018
We camped out
for the grand opening.
494
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,569
Yes, we did.
495
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,188
Well, I'm glad
you recommended it, Jan.
496
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,440
I mean, it's great and really
inspiring to hear your story.
497
00:19:36,474 --> 00:19:39,142
You know, I know I don't, and we
don't really have too many
498
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,311
gay and lesbian role models
to look up to, so...
499
00:19:41,329 --> 00:19:43,447
You guys are a sweet couple.
500
00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:45,866
Thank you.
Oh, we're not a couple.
501
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:49,036
Would you have married me
if I had asked you?
502
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,787
I mean, if we were allowed to?
503
00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:51,821
I always said yeah,
504
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,757
as soon as it's legal in Ohio.
505
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:54,824
It will be.
Yeah.
506
00:19:54,843 --> 00:19:56,543
Eventually.
507
00:19:56,594 --> 00:20:00,664
But in the meantime, there are still
plenty of places where it's legal.
508
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:05,636
And so, Elizabeth
Margaret Stevens...
509
00:20:07,171 --> 00:20:09,389
...will you legally marry me?
510
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,275
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, oh!
511
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,610
Oh, honey, yes.
512
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,445
(patrons exclaim, cheer)
513
00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:19,449
(whooping)
514
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,620
(school bell ringing)
515
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,188
Hey, can we talk?
516
00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,023
Why don't you just text me?
517
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,994
I know it was wrong
and I know you're hurt,
518
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:33,413
but you're taking it
out on everyone,
519
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:36,083
and that's not fair.
We need you for regionals!
520
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:37,751
You don't need me, all right?
521
00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:39,703
Jake's a better dancer,
Artie's a better singer,
522
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:40,870
and Sam's better looking.
523
00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:42,372
Now you're just feeling
sorry for yourself.
524
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,541
We're not competing with
each other, we're a team and...
525
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:45,976
Why?
526
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:49,146
Why what? I need to know why.
Okay, you say we're
527
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:52,048
a team, but you've been lying
to me and messing with my head,
528
00:20:52,066 --> 00:20:54,884
and I need some kind of explanation
if I'm gonna go to regionals.
529
00:20:54,903 --> 00:20:56,320
Because....
530
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:01,241
because I know
I'm not your vision of beauty.
531
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,562
Wait. It-It was...?
532
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:08,949
Yes, I'm Unique aka Wade,
533
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,734
aka Katie, aka Catfish.
534
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:13,537
Marley, I love you,
but you don't have to cover
535
00:21:13,571 --> 00:21:14,671
for me anymore.
536
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,974
(voice breaking): It started
off innocent at first,
537
00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:20,127
and then he started
telling me things,
538
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,346
and it got way
too deep to stop.
539
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,847
And you don't know how long
540
00:21:23,881 --> 00:21:26,216
it's been since I felt this
close to someone
541
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,751
without all of this
542
00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:29,052
getting in the way.
543
00:21:31,272 --> 00:21:34,308
I know you're probably
gonna punch me in the face,
544
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,478
but the truth is, I reached out
to you because I liked you.
545
00:21:38,529 --> 00:21:40,647
So I got a picture
of a cute blonde
546
00:21:40,698 --> 00:21:42,099
to make you like me back.
547
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:46,036
But all the stories,
all the jokes,
548
00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:48,822
the connection that we had,
that was all me.
549
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:51,375
And that was all real.
550
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:53,744
I'm sorry I stayed hidden.
551
00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:57,113
I didn't do it to hurt you.
552
00:21:57,131 --> 00:21:59,115
I just...
553
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:02,052
I really don't want
to lose what we have.
554
00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:08,458
We don't have anything.
555
00:22:10,561 --> 00:22:12,562
I'm not gonna punch you
in the face.
556
00:22:15,966 --> 00:22:18,735
But I'm also not gonna
talk to you ever again.
557
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:28,111
♪ Fresh fondue for two!
558
00:22:28,145 --> 00:22:30,530
Hello again, and welcome
to yet another
559
00:22:30,581 --> 00:22:33,200
very special episode
of Fondue for Two.
560
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:35,585
I am joined by my former
lady lover, Santana Lopez.
561
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,320
(cat meows)
562
00:22:37,338 --> 00:22:38,422
Let's get started.
563
00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:40,657
Thank you again
for taking the Lima Express
564
00:22:40,675 --> 00:22:43,043
all the way from New York City,
again, to be here.
565
00:22:43,094 --> 00:22:44,828
Well, actually, Britt, I
came here to talk to you,
566
00:22:44,846 --> 00:22:46,129
not do a show, but...
567
00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:48,265
Well, it's the same
thing, so true or false?
568
00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:51,268
Lady Hummel and Grandma Berry
both play bingo down
569
00:22:51,302 --> 00:22:54,271
at the V.A. and knit alpaca
mittens on Saturday nights.
570
00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:55,439
No, no, totally false.
571
00:22:55,473 --> 00:22:56,723
I wish they were that exciting.
Aw, shoot.
572
00:22:56,774 --> 00:22:57,808
But seriously, Britt,
enough is enough.
573
00:22:57,842 --> 00:22:58,809
I'm turning this off.
574
00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:00,110
What are you doing?
575
00:23:00,144 --> 00:23:01,111
Lord Tubbington's a stickler
576
00:23:01,145 --> 00:23:02,562
for continuity in editorial.
577
00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:04,114
Brittany, stop it.
578
00:23:04,148 --> 00:23:07,067
Seriously, what the hell
is going on with you?
579
00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:08,402
You're acting like a
completely different person,
580
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:10,237
and it's making me sad.
581
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:11,822
Well, get over it...
sadness is stupid.
582
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,828
Britt, I still care about you.
583
00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:20,914
As a person and as
a friend, and...
584
00:23:20,965 --> 00:23:22,899
this just isn't you.
585
00:23:24,869 --> 00:23:26,420
What I'm about to tell you
586
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,505
is going to change
everything, Santana.
587
00:23:33,506 --> 00:23:35,452
Oh, I made it. Hi.
588
00:23:35,486 --> 00:23:37,621
Sorry... I'm so nervous.
589
00:23:37,655 --> 00:23:40,858
I had to ran and got us some
gummy bears to calm my stomach.
590
00:23:40,892 --> 00:23:43,093
No wonder you're nervous...
you're wearing white.
591
00:23:43,111 --> 00:23:44,928
That's not exactly
your lucky color.
592
00:23:44,946 --> 00:23:46,596
I think you'll find our luck's
about to change, Santana.
593
00:23:46,614 --> 00:23:47,614
(bell rings)
594
00:23:47,649 --> 00:23:50,000
I'm gonna go check on the kids.
595
00:23:50,034 --> 00:23:51,869
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and
gentlemen, boys and girls,
596
00:23:51,903 --> 00:23:53,203
welcome to the 2013.
597
00:23:53,238 --> 00:23:57,624
Greater Midwest High School
Show Choir Regionals.
598
00:23:57,659 --> 00:23:59,126
Now, please raise the roof
599
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,778
for our distinguished
panel of judges.
600
00:24:01,796 --> 00:24:04,781
Executive Director of Ohio
State Supermax Penitentiary.
601
00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:07,951
Warden William Bobby!
602
00:24:07,969 --> 00:24:09,803
Wrongfully accused
football legend.
603
00:24:09,838 --> 00:24:13,123
Coach "Fingers" Shafranski.
604
00:24:13,141 --> 00:24:15,509
(crowd applauding, whooping)
605
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,461
And Indiana's number one
circus contortionist.
606
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,965
Lady Marvelous!
607
00:24:21,983 --> 00:24:23,967
(crowd applauding, whistling)
608
00:24:23,985 --> 00:24:26,653
First up, their parents are rich
and their voices are golden...
609
00:24:26,688 --> 00:24:30,307
From Ziegler Prep in Cincinnati,
it's The Waffle-Toots!
610
00:24:32,894 --> 00:24:35,279
(Kermit the Frog's
"Rainbow Connection" begins)
611
00:24:35,313 --> 00:24:39,933
♪ Why are there so many
612
00:24:39,984 --> 00:24:43,854
♪ Songs about rainbows
613
00:24:43,888 --> 00:24:47,491
♪ And what's on the other ♪
614
00:24:47,525 --> 00:24:51,612
♪ Side?
615
00:24:51,663 --> 00:24:54,198
♪ Rainbows
616
00:24:54,232 --> 00:24:58,568
♪ Are visions but only
617
00:24:58,586 --> 00:25:00,003
♪ Illusions
618
00:25:00,038 --> 00:25:02,172
♪ And rainbows
619
00:25:02,207 --> 00:25:04,241
♪ Have nothing
620
00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:09,079
♪ To hide
621
00:25:09,097 --> 00:25:12,299
♪ Someday we'll find it...
622
00:25:12,350 --> 00:25:15,052
Marley was right.
623
00:25:15,086 --> 00:25:16,970
Ryder, thank God.
624
00:25:17,021 --> 00:25:18,255
I'm really only upset
with one person.
625
00:25:18,273 --> 00:25:20,257
It wouldn't be fair to
punish the whole team.
626
00:25:20,275 --> 00:25:23,193
Thank you.
627
00:25:23,228 --> 00:25:24,761
All right.
(chuckles)
628
00:25:24,779 --> 00:25:28,031
But, uh... I have done
a lot of thinking.
629
00:25:28,066 --> 00:25:29,816
(crowd applauds, whoops) And
after regionals is over,
630
00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:32,152
I'm officially
leaving Glee Club.
631
00:25:32,203 --> 00:25:34,488
From North Valley Central High School
in Indianapolis... I'm sorry, Mr. Shue.
632
00:25:34,539 --> 00:25:36,657
...the crossroads of America,
it's the Hoosierdaddies!
633
00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,675
(crowd applauding, cheering)
634
00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:40,711
(Zedd's "Clarity" begins)
635
00:25:43,781 --> 00:25:46,283
♪ I dive into frozen waves
636
00:25:46,301 --> 00:25:50,620
♪ Where the past comes
back to life ♪
637
00:25:50,638 --> 00:25:53,674
♪ Fight fear
for the selfish pain ♪
638
00:25:53,725 --> 00:25:58,228
♪ It was worth it every time
639
00:25:58,263 --> 00:26:01,231
♪ Hold still
right before we crash ♪
640
00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:05,018
♪ 'Cause we both know
how this ends ♪
641
00:26:05,069 --> 00:26:08,638
♪ A clock ticks
till it breaks your glass ♪
642
00:26:08,656 --> 00:26:13,360
♪ And I drown in you again
643
00:26:13,411 --> 00:26:16,613
♪ 'Cause you are a piece of me
644
00:26:16,647 --> 00:26:20,984
♪ I wish I didn't need
645
00:26:21,002 --> 00:26:24,288
♪ Chasing relentlessly
646
00:26:24,322 --> 00:26:27,374
♪ Still fight
and I don't know why ♪
647
00:26:27,425 --> 00:26:31,161
♪ If our love
648
00:26:31,179 --> 00:26:32,546
♪ Is tragedy
649
00:26:32,597 --> 00:26:34,164
♪ Why are you
650
00:26:34,182 --> 00:26:35,799
♪ My remedy?
651
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:38,719
♪ If our love's
652
00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:41,555
♪ Insanity, why are you
653
00:26:41,606 --> 00:26:44,057
♪ My clarity?
654
00:26:44,108 --> 00:26:45,942
♪ Hey... ♪
655
00:26:50,782 --> 00:26:54,568
♪ Hey... ♪
656
00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:57,454
(crowd screaming, whooping)
657
00:27:03,628 --> 00:27:05,362
♪ Why are you my clarity?
658
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:09,466
♪ Hey... ♪
659
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:13,086
♪ Why are you my remedy?
660
00:27:13,137 --> 00:27:15,806
♪ Hey... ♪
661
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,476
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
662
00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:21,094
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
663
00:27:21,145 --> 00:27:22,145
(song ends)
(crowd applauds, whoops)
664
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,931
(Little Mix's "Wings" begins)
665
00:27:24,982 --> 00:27:27,217
♪ Mama told me not
666
00:27:27,235 --> 00:27:29,269
♪ To waste my life
667
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,722
♪ She said, "Spread your wings,
my little butterfly" ♪
668
00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:35,525
♪ "Don't let what
they say keep you up" ♪
669
00:27:35,559 --> 00:27:38,195
♪ "At night, and if they give
you hell" ♪
670
00:27:38,229 --> 00:27:41,698
♪ "Then they can walk on by"
671
00:27:41,732 --> 00:27:44,567
♪ My feet, feet can't
touch the ground ♪
672
00:27:44,585 --> 00:27:46,787
♪ And I can't hear a sound
673
00:27:46,838 --> 00:27:50,207
♪ But you just keep on
running up your mouth, yeah ♪
674
00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:53,009
♪ Walk, walk on over there
675
00:27:53,044 --> 00:27:55,379
♪ 'Cause I'm too fly to care
676
00:27:55,413 --> 00:27:57,347
♪ Oh, yeah
677
00:27:57,382 --> 00:28:01,418
♪ Your words don't
mean a thing ♪
678
00:28:01,436 --> 00:28:02,686
♪ I'm not listening
679
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,890
♪ Keep talking, all I know is
680
00:28:06,924 --> 00:28:10,394
♪ Mama told me not
to waste my life ♪
681
00:28:10,428 --> 00:28:12,028
♪ She said,
"Spread your wings" ♪
682
00:28:12,063 --> 00:28:13,930
♪ "My little butterfly"
683
00:28:13,948 --> 00:28:18,151
♪ "Don't let what they say
keep you up at night" ♪
684
00:28:18,202 --> 00:28:23,156
♪ "And they can't detain you
'cause wings are made" ♪
685
00:28:23,207 --> 00:28:24,441
♪ "To fly"
686
00:28:24,459 --> 00:28:26,243
♪ No, we won't let
687
00:28:26,277 --> 00:28:28,778
♪ Nobody bring us down
688
00:28:28,796 --> 00:28:33,250
♪ No matter what you say,
it won't hurt me ♪
689
00:28:33,284 --> 00:28:37,954
♪ Don't matter if I fall
from the sky ♪
690
00:28:37,972 --> 00:28:42,058
♪ These wings are made to fly.
691
00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:43,844
Hi.
692
00:28:43,895 --> 00:28:45,896
You came...
Yeah.
693
00:28:48,376 --> 00:28:52,356
All right, everybody.
Show circle. Come on in.
694
00:28:58,563 --> 00:29:00,864
BRITTANY: New
Directions!, (chuckles)
695
00:29:00,898 --> 00:29:03,867
um, before we go onstage,
696
00:29:03,901 --> 00:29:06,570
I have something I want
to tell you guys.
697
00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,542
I got offered
early admission to MIT.
698
00:29:11,576 --> 00:29:14,044
(light cheering, applause)
699
00:29:14,078 --> 00:29:15,879
I never thought that I would...
700
00:29:15,913 --> 00:29:18,181
graduate high school, let
alone go to college, so...
701
00:29:18,216 --> 00:29:21,251
I have to jump on this offer
before it gets taken away.
702
00:29:21,269 --> 00:29:22,886
They want me
to leave immediately.
703
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,689
That's why I had that meltdown.
704
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,391
(sighs)
705
00:29:27,425 --> 00:29:30,894
Um... my entire life,
706
00:29:30,928 --> 00:29:34,731
people have always told me
that I was stupid.
707
00:29:34,765 --> 00:29:39,769
And... after a while
I started to believe them.
708
00:29:40,771 --> 00:29:43,740
And it wasn't until...
709
00:29:43,774 --> 00:29:46,743
I walked in this room...
(sniffles, sighs)
710
00:29:46,777 --> 00:29:48,612
...and I joined this club
711
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:51,114
that I really started
believing in myself.
712
00:29:51,132 --> 00:29:54,668
And as soon as I did that,
as soon as...
713
00:29:54,719 --> 00:29:58,672
I started believing that maybe
I was smart after all,
714
00:29:58,723 --> 00:30:01,341
I think
the whole world did, too.
715
00:30:01,392 --> 00:30:04,061
(sniffles)
716
00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:07,064
And I'm really
gonna miss you guys.
717
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,066
(sniffles)
718
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:11,234
'Cause you guys
are like my family.
719
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:13,403
(sighs)
720
00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:15,772
Mr. Shue's like our dad.
721
00:30:15,806 --> 00:30:16,690
(laughter)
722
00:30:16,741 --> 00:30:21,244
And Mercedes and Tina
723
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:24,648
and Sugar and Mercedes,
(chuckles)
724
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:26,700
you guys are all
like my sisters.
725
00:30:26,751 --> 00:30:29,119
(sniffles) And Mike Chang
726
00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:30,704
and Blaine and Jim,
you guys are all
727
00:30:30,755 --> 00:30:32,155
like my brothers.
728
00:30:32,173 --> 00:30:35,425
My name's Joe.
And, Artie,
729
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,711
you're like
the boy next door who...
730
00:30:37,762 --> 00:30:41,465
builds robots in his basement
and who I take his virginity,
731
00:30:41,499 --> 00:30:43,667
and Jake and Marley and Ryder
732
00:30:43,685 --> 00:30:47,387
and Kitty, you guys are
all like the foster kids
733
00:30:47,438 --> 00:30:49,940
who come to live with us
when the orphanage closes
734
00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:53,276
(laughter) and that we don't trust
at first but we grow to love
735
00:30:53,311 --> 00:30:54,811
just like we do our pets.
736
00:30:54,845 --> 00:30:58,181
(laughter)
737
00:30:58,199 --> 00:31:00,684
(sighs) And then there's Sam.
738
00:31:00,702 --> 00:31:02,686
(sniffles, sighs)
739
00:31:02,704 --> 00:31:05,489
The cute boy from the wrong side
of the tracks
740
00:31:05,523 --> 00:31:08,992
who does good impressions
and who I fake marry.
741
00:31:09,026 --> 00:31:10,160
(chuckles)
742
00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:12,462
(sniffling)
743
00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:16,533
(sighs)
744
00:31:16,551 --> 00:31:18,201
I love you so much, Sam.
745
00:31:19,303 --> 00:31:22,872
(exhales)
I love you, too, Brittany.
746
00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:24,874
(sighs)
747
00:31:24,892 --> 00:31:26,643
(whispering):
I'm really gonna miss you.
748
00:31:28,646 --> 00:31:31,148
(whispering):
I'm gonna miss you.
749
00:31:34,902 --> 00:31:36,386
(sniffles)
750
00:31:36,404 --> 00:31:39,156
(sniffles)
751
00:31:42,393 --> 00:31:44,444
(sniffles) No cries.
752
00:31:44,495 --> 00:31:48,281
And there's Santana.
753
00:31:48,332 --> 00:31:51,401
(sniffles)
754
00:31:51,419 --> 00:31:53,403
Oh, man.
(chuckles, sniffles)
755
00:31:53,421 --> 00:31:55,739
You don't have
to say anything, Brittany.
756
00:31:57,908 --> 00:32:00,210
Okay. No more.
757
00:32:00,244 --> 00:32:01,878
Show circle.
758
00:32:01,912 --> 00:32:04,080
(laughter)
759
00:32:04,098 --> 00:32:07,467
ALL:
Amazing!
760
00:32:07,518 --> 00:32:11,638
(The Script's
"Hall of Fame" begins)
761
00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:15,308
♪ Ooh
762
00:32:15,359 --> 00:32:17,811
♪ Yeah, you could be
the greatest ♪
763
00:32:17,862 --> 00:32:19,896
♪ You could be the best,
you could be ♪
764
00:32:19,930 --> 00:32:22,032
♪ The King Kong
banging on your chest ♪
765
00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:25,235
♪ You can beat the world, you
can beat the war, you can ♪
766
00:32:25,269 --> 00:32:27,704
♪ Talk to God,
go banging on his door ♪
767
00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:30,490
♪ You can throw your hands up, you
can beat the clock ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
768
00:32:30,541 --> 00:32:32,743
♪ You can move a mountain,
you can break rocks ♪
769
00:32:32,777 --> 00:32:35,912
♪ You can be a master,
don't wait for luck ♪
770
00:32:35,946 --> 00:32:38,248
♪ Dedicate yourself
and you gonna find yourself ♪
771
00:32:38,282 --> 00:32:40,083
♪ Standing in the hall of fame
772
00:32:40,117 --> 00:32:43,003
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
773
00:32:43,054 --> 00:32:46,089
♪ And the world's
gonna know your name ♪
774
00:32:46,123 --> 00:32:48,258
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
775
00:32:48,292 --> 00:32:52,345
♪ 'Cause you burn with the
brightest flame ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
776
00:32:52,396 --> 00:32:54,848
♪ Oh ♪
777
00:32:54,899 --> 00:32:57,517
♪ And the world's
gonna know your name
778
00:32:57,568 --> 00:32:59,019
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
779
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,905
♪ And you'll be on the walls
of the hall of fame ♪
780
00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:04,858
♪ Be a champion
781
00:33:04,909 --> 00:33:07,360
♪ Be a champion...
782
00:33:07,411 --> 00:33:10,280
♪ Be a champion
783
00:33:10,314 --> 00:33:12,115
♪ Be a champion ♪
♪ And you'll be on the walls
784
00:33:12,149 --> 00:33:14,117
♪ Of the hall of fame
785
00:33:14,151 --> 00:33:15,702
♪ Be students, be teachers
786
00:33:15,753 --> 00:33:18,121
♪ Be politicians, be preachers
787
00:33:18,155 --> 00:33:19,456
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ Yeah, come on
788
00:33:19,490 --> 00:33:21,708
♪ Be believers, be leaders
789
00:33:21,759 --> 00:33:23,593
♪ Be astronauts, be champions
790
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,629
♪ Be truth seekers
791
00:33:25,663 --> 00:33:27,297
♪ Be students, be teachers
792
00:33:27,331 --> 00:33:28,799
♪ Be politicians, be preachers
793
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,967
♪ Be preachers...
794
00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,602
♪ Be believers, be leaders
795
00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:34,387
♪ Be astronauts, be champions
796
00:33:34,438 --> 00:33:37,140
♪ Hall of fame
♪ You can be the greatest
797
00:33:37,174 --> 00:33:38,725
♪ You can be the best
798
00:33:38,776 --> 00:33:41,228
♪ You can be the King Kong
banging on your chest ♪
799
00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:44,397
♪ You can beat the world,
you can beat the war ♪
800
00:33:44,448 --> 00:33:47,067
♪ You can talk to God,
go banging on his door ♪
801
00:33:47,118 --> 00:33:49,836
♪ You can throw your hands up,
you can beat the clock ♪
802
00:33:49,887 --> 00:33:52,672
♪ You can move a mountain,
you can break rocks ♪
803
00:33:52,723 --> 00:33:55,509
♪ You could be a master,
don't wait for luck ♪
804
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,627
♪ Dedicate yourself
and you will find yourself ♪
805
00:33:57,645 --> 00:33:59,963
♪ Standing
in the hall of fame. ♪
806
00:33:59,981 --> 00:34:02,065
(audience cheering)
807
00:34:02,099 --> 00:34:04,484
(Icona Pop's "I Love It" begins)
808
00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:11,691
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day ♪
809
00:34:11,742 --> 00:34:13,643
♪ When you were gone
810
00:34:13,661 --> 00:34:15,495
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
811
00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:17,531
♪ I watched, I let it burn
812
00:34:17,582 --> 00:34:19,366
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
813
00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:21,001
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
814
00:34:21,035 --> 00:34:23,503
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
815
00:34:23,538 --> 00:34:25,989
♪ I don't care
816
00:34:26,007 --> 00:34:27,207
♪ I love it
817
00:34:27,258 --> 00:34:29,376
♪ I don't care
818
00:34:32,513 --> 00:34:35,015
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day ♪
819
00:34:35,049 --> 00:34:36,683
♪ When you were gone
820
00:34:36,717 --> 00:34:38,552
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
821
00:34:38,603 --> 00:34:40,336
♪ I watched, I let it burn
822
00:34:40,354 --> 00:34:42,171
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
823
00:34:42,190 --> 00:34:44,691
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
824
00:34:44,725 --> 00:34:46,893
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
825
00:34:46,944 --> 00:34:48,195
♪ I don't care
826
00:34:48,229 --> 00:34:50,346
♪ I love it
827
00:34:50,364 --> 00:34:52,866
♪ I don't care
828
00:34:55,036 --> 00:34:57,037
♪ I love it
829
00:35:03,578 --> 00:35:05,879
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day ♪
830
00:35:05,913 --> 00:35:07,881
♪ When you were gone
831
00:35:07,915 --> 00:35:09,198
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
832
00:35:09,217 --> 00:35:11,367
♪ I watched, I let it burn
833
00:35:11,385 --> 00:35:13,587
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
834
00:35:13,638 --> 00:35:15,555
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
835
00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:17,591
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
836
00:35:17,642 --> 00:35:19,643
♪ I don't care
837
00:35:19,677 --> 00:35:21,228
♪ I love it
838
00:35:21,262 --> 00:35:22,879
♪ I don't care
839
00:35:22,897 --> 00:35:24,380
♪ I love it
840
00:35:24,398 --> 00:35:27,216
♪ I love it, I don't care
841
00:35:27,235 --> 00:35:28,935
♪ I love it
842
00:35:28,986 --> 00:35:30,987
♪ I don't care
843
00:35:33,274 --> 00:35:34,441
♪ I love it!
844
00:35:34,492 --> 00:35:36,393
(audience cheering)
845
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:38,411
("All or Nothing" begins)
846
00:35:40,248 --> 00:35:44,918
♪ I can't stay here
847
00:35:44,952 --> 00:35:48,121
♪ I am not the girl
848
00:35:48,172 --> 00:35:50,423
♪ Who runs and hides
849
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:55,045
♪ Afraid of what could be
850
00:35:56,464 --> 00:36:01,250
♪ And I will go there
851
00:36:01,269 --> 00:36:04,587
♪ I need time but know
852
00:36:04,605 --> 00:36:11,444
♪ That things are always
closer than they seem ♪
853
00:36:11,479 --> 00:36:14,430
♪ Now I'll do more
854
00:36:14,448 --> 00:36:16,933
♪ Than dream
855
00:36:16,951 --> 00:36:17,934
♪ Yeah
856
00:36:17,952 --> 00:36:20,120
♪ I'm gonna fly
857
00:36:20,154 --> 00:36:25,108
♪ Gonna crash
right through the sky ♪
858
00:36:25,126 --> 00:36:27,711
♪ Gonna touch the stars
♪ Touch the stars
859
00:36:27,745 --> 00:36:29,663
♪ Show everyone ♪ Show everyone
860
00:36:29,714 --> 00:36:31,781
♪ That it's all or nothing
861
00:36:31,799 --> 00:36:33,950
♪ All or nothing
862
00:36:33,968 --> 00:36:36,886
♪ This is my life
863
00:36:36,921 --> 00:36:41,290
♪ I'm not gonna live it twice
864
00:36:41,309 --> 00:36:44,010
♪ There's no in-between
♪ No in-between
865
00:36:44,061 --> 00:36:46,012
♪ Take it to extremes
♪ To extremes
866
00:36:46,063 --> 00:36:47,964
♪ 'Cause it's all or nothing
867
00:36:47,982 --> 00:36:51,634
♪ All or nothing at all
868
00:36:51,652 --> 00:36:54,137
♪ Oh, oh, oh
869
00:36:54,155 --> 00:36:55,972
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
870
00:36:55,990 --> 00:36:59,025
♪ Yeah
871
00:36:59,076 --> 00:37:02,579
♪ Oh, oh, oh
872
00:37:02,613 --> 00:37:03,997
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
873
00:37:04,031 --> 00:37:09,485
♪ 'Cause it's all
or nothing at all ♪
874
00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:12,155
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
875
00:37:12,173 --> 00:37:14,708
♪ All or nothing.
876
00:37:14,759 --> 00:37:16,760
(audience cheering)
877
00:37:27,472 --> 00:37:29,356
One last reminder,
please don't leave your trash
878
00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:33,059
under the seats because
nobody likes a litterbug.
879
00:37:34,312 --> 00:37:36,446
Third place
in the 2013 Greater Midwest.
880
00:37:36,481 --> 00:37:39,699
Show Choir Regionals goes to...
881
00:37:39,734 --> 00:37:43,203
the Waffle-Toots!
(cheering and applause)
882
00:37:50,995 --> 00:37:54,297
Now the moment
we've all been waiting for.
883
00:37:54,332 --> 00:37:57,334
In second place...
884
00:38:01,172 --> 00:38:03,807
...from Indianapolis, Indiana,
the Hoosierdaddies,
885
00:38:03,841 --> 00:38:07,644
and first place goes
to McKinley High New Directions!
886
00:38:07,678 --> 00:38:09,679
(cheering and applause)
887
00:38:37,792 --> 00:38:40,427
(cheering and applause
continues)
888
00:38:51,939 --> 00:38:53,940
(footfalls approaching)
889
00:39:15,296 --> 00:39:16,913
McKinley High is officially
on its way to becoming
890
00:39:16,964 --> 00:39:19,082
a regionals dynasty!
(cheering and applause)
891
00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:21,585
Only 24 more of these babies
before we catch up
892
00:39:21,636 --> 00:39:23,169
to Vocal Adrenaline.
Oh, please.
893
00:39:23,203 --> 00:39:24,838
Vocal Adrenaline's time
has passed.
894
00:39:24,872 --> 00:39:27,841
The present and the future is
all about the New Directions!
895
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:31,011
And we are going to prove it
when we go to sunny Los Angeles
896
00:39:31,045 --> 00:39:33,847
for nationals and take home
our second national championship
897
00:39:33,881 --> 00:39:36,433
in a row! That's right.
That's right.
898
00:39:36,484 --> 00:39:39,436
Miss Pillsbury,
who's your friend?
899
00:39:40,821 --> 00:39:42,939
Um, Miss Pillsbury, you're
supposed to bring someone in
900
00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:44,941
to bless the team
before the big game.
901
00:39:44,992 --> 00:39:47,360
Okay. Thank you.
902
00:39:47,394 --> 00:39:50,530
Um, I figured out
that I can't handle the pressure
903
00:39:50,564 --> 00:39:53,667
of a big wedding,
so I told Will,
904
00:39:53,701 --> 00:39:57,671
if we're gonna get married, that
I wanted an intimate ceremony
905
00:39:57,705 --> 00:40:02,175
in a special place surrounded
by the people that we love.
906
00:40:02,209 --> 00:40:04,177
Are you guys seriously
throwing a surprise wedding?
907
00:40:04,211 --> 00:40:06,296
Just like Brooke Burke
and David Charvet?
908
00:40:06,347 --> 00:40:10,100
Yes. (Chuckles) No music,
no reception, no planning.
909
00:40:10,134 --> 00:40:13,270
Just me, the one true love
of my life,
910
00:40:13,304 --> 00:40:15,805
and then we'll have
a little dinner at Breadstix.
911
00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:30,036
(New Directions!
Humming "Bridal Chorus")
912
00:40:50,675 --> 00:40:52,642
(sighs)
913
00:40:52,677 --> 00:40:54,978
WILL: You're still here.
(chuckling): I'm here.
914
00:40:55,012 --> 00:40:56,680
MINISTER:
Do you guys have
915
00:40:56,731 --> 00:40:59,149
vows prepared?
I knew I forgot something
916
00:40:59,183 --> 00:41:00,817
and... no. (Laughing): No.
917
00:41:00,851 --> 00:41:03,937
Um... Well, hold on. You always get
to make the romantic speeches,
918
00:41:03,971 --> 00:41:07,190
so, um, why don't you
let me do it this time?
919
00:41:07,241 --> 00:41:10,910
I'd love that.
Yeah? Okay.
920
00:41:10,945 --> 00:41:12,912
There was this one day, um,
921
00:41:12,947 --> 00:41:15,115
right around the time
that we first met.
922
00:41:15,149 --> 00:41:16,533
Um, out in the courtyard.
923
00:41:16,584 --> 00:41:18,835
And I had gum stuck
924
00:41:18,869 --> 00:41:20,003
to the bottom of my shoe,
925
00:41:20,037 --> 00:41:22,839
and you scraped it off
with a credit card.
926
00:41:22,873 --> 00:41:24,541
And whenever things in my head
927
00:41:24,592 --> 00:41:27,844
get all gooey and sticky and
messy and I can't get 'em out,
928
00:41:27,878 --> 00:41:30,380
you always come along
and you make me feel clean
929
00:41:30,431 --> 00:41:33,183
and you make me feel
whole again.
930
00:41:33,217 --> 00:41:37,103
Will, just as I know
that the sky is blue,
931
00:41:37,138 --> 00:41:41,524
I know that you and I
are meant to be together.
932
00:41:41,559 --> 00:41:44,227
You are my hero, you are...
933
00:41:44,278 --> 00:41:47,364
my one true love,
you are my inspiration.
934
00:41:47,398 --> 00:41:49,733
I love you, Will Schuester.
935
00:41:49,784 --> 00:41:52,619
(shuddering breath) I can't
believe this is happening.
936
00:41:52,653 --> 00:41:54,654
(laughs)
937
00:41:57,291 --> 00:42:00,577
(sighs) I-I remember
that day with the gum.
938
00:42:00,628 --> 00:42:03,380
And the day you chaperoned
the field trip to Carmel High.
939
00:42:03,414 --> 00:42:05,715
And the red coat you wore
940
00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:08,051
when you took the team
to their first sectionals.
941
00:42:08,085 --> 00:42:09,753
I love that coat. I got it on sale.
(chuckles)
942
00:42:12,256 --> 00:42:15,392
I remember and notice
everything about you.
943
00:42:15,426 --> 00:42:17,394
(exhales)
944
00:42:17,428 --> 00:42:20,063
You only get one
true love of your life.
945
00:42:20,097 --> 00:42:22,098
And you are mine, Emma.
946
00:42:22,149 --> 00:42:24,484
And I promise you
that as long as you
947
00:42:24,518 --> 00:42:26,736
just keep being you
and-and let me love you,
948
00:42:26,771 --> 00:42:28,405
I will be
the happiest man alive.
949
00:42:28,439 --> 00:42:31,074
And can we just skip to the
"I do" part because I can't...
950
00:42:31,108 --> 00:42:32,075
(chuckles) I can't
951
00:42:32,109 --> 00:42:33,443
spend one more minute
952
00:42:33,494 --> 00:42:35,111
without being
this woman's husband.
953
00:42:35,162 --> 00:42:37,747
Works for me. I have
a reservation at Breadstix, too.
954
00:42:37,782 --> 00:42:39,666
(laughter) We'll see you there.
955
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:40,667
Emma,
956
00:42:40,701 --> 00:42:43,203
do you take Will
to be your husband,
957
00:42:43,237 --> 00:42:46,756
to love and honor, forsaking all
others from this day forward?
958
00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:49,759
I do. I do. I do. I do.
(chuckles)
959
00:42:49,794 --> 00:42:50,760
Will?
960
00:42:50,795 --> 00:42:52,178
Oh, I definitely do.
961
00:42:52,213 --> 00:42:53,596
(laughter)
962
00:42:53,631 --> 00:42:55,598
By the power vested in me
963
00:42:55,633 --> 00:42:58,435
and all the rest, Will, Emma...
964
00:42:58,469 --> 00:43:02,605
Wemma... I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
965
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,691
Oh!
(cheering and applause)
966
00:43:11,581 --> 00:43:16,736
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