1 00:00:00,-179 --> 00:00:02,428 So here's what you missed A gun went off 2 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:04,081 at school and everyone was terrified, 3 00:00:04,089 --> 00:00:06,334 and Sue said it was hers and had to leave McKinley, 4 00:00:06,352 --> 00:00:10,679 I'm ready to take my punishment. But secretly she's just protecting Becky. 5 00:00:10,681 --> 00:00:12,397 Emma, stop. Stop. Finn kissed Emma 6 00:00:12,399 --> 00:00:14,366 and then apologized to Will, I'm so sorry. 7 00:00:14,368 --> 00:00:16,694 But Will never really forgave him so Finn went off to college 8 00:00:16,703 --> 00:00:18,670 to fulfill his dream of becoming a teacher. 9 00:00:18,672 --> 00:00:20,705 Broadwayworld.com is saying Funny Girl is finally 10 00:00:20,707 --> 00:00:22,674 happening this season. And Rachel got an audition 11 00:00:22,676 --> 00:00:25,344 to play Fanny Brice in a Broadway revival of Funny Girl, 12 00:00:25,346 --> 00:00:26,878 to fulfill her dream of playing Fanny Brice 13 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,664 in a Broadway production of Funny Girl. 14 00:00:28,666 --> 00:00:30,933 And that's what you missed on Glee. 15 00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:33,680 The truth is, I decided to go to the Army after high school 16 00:00:33,731 --> 00:00:36,766 because I was kind of afraid of college. 17 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,901 Smart people go to college, like doctors. 18 00:00:38,936 --> 00:00:42,188 The whole thing just seemed scarier than getting shot. 19 00:00:42,239 --> 00:00:44,107 But now that I'm here at the University of Lima, 20 00:00:44,141 --> 00:00:45,992 I wish I would've come sooner. 21 00:00:46,026 --> 00:00:48,695 I'm studying to be a teacher, something I love, 22 00:00:48,746 --> 00:00:50,863 and that makes the work not feel like work. 23 00:00:50,948 --> 00:00:53,149 ♪ Con los terroristas 24 00:00:55,753 --> 00:00:57,203 ♪ Then do the Harlem Shake 25 00:00:57,254 --> 00:00:59,956 And everywhere you go, 26 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:02,208 even inside classrooms and study halls, 27 00:01:02,259 --> 00:01:03,676 people find a way to have fun. 28 00:01:03,711 --> 00:01:05,178 ♪ Con los terroristas. 29 00:01:07,798 --> 00:01:10,349 College is like this perfect little bubble between 30 00:01:10,384 --> 00:01:12,435 being a kid and being an adult. 31 00:01:12,469 --> 00:01:14,887 ♪ Con los terroristas 32 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:18,274 ♪ Then do the Harlem Shake 33 00:01:20,644 --> 00:01:22,812 ♪ Ey 34 00:01:25,115 --> 00:01:26,616 ♪ Con los terroristas. 35 00:01:28,485 --> 00:01:29,952 And I've got the rest of my li to be a grown-up. 36 00:01:32,656 --> 00:01:34,373 And for now, 37 00:01:34,408 --> 00:01:36,025 it's okay to be young. 38 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:41,547 Hey. 39 00:01:42,249 --> 00:01:43,132 Get up. 40 00:01:45,302 --> 00:01:46,368 Puck! 41 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,553 What are you doing here? 42 00:01:47,588 --> 00:01:49,055 I live here now. What? 43 00:01:50,557 --> 00:01:52,475 Which dorm? This one. 44 00:01:52,509 --> 00:01:54,727 Like, right here. Top bunk. Wh-What happened to Lee Hei? 45 00:01:54,762 --> 00:01:56,562 Hei's no longer. He moved out a couple hours ago. 46 00:01:56,597 --> 00:01:58,731 I told him if he hoped to get any studying done this year, 47 00:01:58,766 --> 00:02:00,566 he should probably find another room. I-I can't believe 48 00:02:00,601 --> 00:02:02,435 you're going here. What are you taking? Taking? 49 00:02:02,486 --> 00:02:03,719 You mean, like, classes? 50 00:02:03,737 --> 00:02:05,488 Dude, I'm just here for my bro, some brews 51 00:02:05,522 --> 00:02:06,906 and the bountiful Bettys. 52 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:07,890 I love college! 53 00:02:07,908 --> 00:02:08,941 Yeah, college! 54 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:13,577 Sync & corrections by wilson0804 Resync by Phantom_Knight 55 00:02:13,697 --> 00:02:15,198 Some dreams are bigger than others. 56 00:02:15,232 --> 00:02:17,450 Me being on Broadway, that's a big dream. 57 00:02:17,501 --> 00:02:20,703 Me being on Broadway in Funny Girl as Fanny Brice, 58 00:02:20,737 --> 00:02:23,005 inheriting the mantle of my idol, 59 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,575 Ms. Barbra Streisand, that's the culmination 60 00:02:26,593 --> 00:02:28,878 of every dream I've ever had. 61 00:02:28,912 --> 00:02:31,297 Since its premiere in 1964, Funny Girl has never 62 00:02:31,348 --> 00:02:32,965 been revived on Broadway... no doubt because 63 00:02:33,016 --> 00:02:34,934 producers haven't been able to find 64 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:37,603 an actress capable of filling Barbra's formidable shoes. 65 00:02:37,638 --> 00:02:40,606 Luckily, I've been grooming myself for this audition 66 00:02:40,641 --> 00:02:42,942 since I was five, which is when I first 67 00:02:42,976 --> 00:02:46,546 saw Funny Girl in all its Technicolor glory. 68 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,614 I heard my dads use the phrase "star quality" before, 69 00:02:48,649 --> 00:02:52,618 but I never truly understood it until that moment. 70 00:02:52,653 --> 00:02:55,371 I needed to be her. 71 00:02:55,405 --> 00:02:58,624 From that point on, it's been all Barbra, all the time. 72 00:02:58,659 --> 00:03:01,294 A feather from Hello, Dolly!; 73 00:03:01,328 --> 00:03:03,796 A yarmulke from Yentl; a boxing glove from The Main Event; 74 00:03:03,831 --> 00:03:07,633 Signed Playbills; a picture of her first husband, 75 00:03:07,668 --> 00:03:10,086 Mr. Elliott Gould; Her second husband, 76 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,721 Mr. James Brolin; And her paramour 77 00:03:11,755 --> 00:03:14,140 of two years, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. 78 00:03:14,174 --> 00:03:17,143 But I'm not just approaching this audition as a fangirl. 79 00:03:17,227 --> 00:03:19,011 I'm approaching this as a professional 80 00:03:19,062 --> 00:03:20,847 who has sworn off men 81 00:03:20,898 --> 00:03:23,432 and rededicated herself to the art of being Barbra. 82 00:03:23,466 --> 00:03:25,434 Yes, it's a long shot. 83 00:03:25,468 --> 00:03:28,354 Fanny Brice is the King Lear of musical theatre roles, 84 00:03:28,405 --> 00:03:30,907 and I'm just an unknown Jewish girl from Ohio, 85 00:03:30,941 --> 00:03:33,242 who came of the age in a high school glee club. 86 00:03:33,277 --> 00:03:34,827 But then I remind myself, 87 00:03:34,862 --> 00:03:36,863 Barbra, too, was once an unknown Jewish girl 88 00:03:36,914 --> 00:03:38,414 who sang in her high school choir. 89 00:03:38,448 --> 00:03:40,499 And Funny Girl made her a star. 90 00:03:40,534 --> 00:03:43,002 So why can't my dreams come true, too? 91 00:03:43,036 --> 00:03:45,454 Hello, gorgeous. 92 00:03:45,488 --> 00:03:47,924 Excuse my jet lag, I'm fresh off a plane 93 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:50,009 from North Korea where I've been training 94 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:52,345 their swim team with my assistant Dennis Rodman. 95 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:54,096 Do you like the new addition to my wardrobe? 96 00:03:54,131 --> 00:03:55,932 That's right. I've taken over the Cheerios! 97 00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:57,683 From that Phantom Menace Sue Sylvester. 98 00:03:57,718 --> 00:03:59,602 Someone with talent had to. 99 00:03:59,636 --> 00:04:00,970 Did I also mention that I'm in talks 100 00:04:01,004 --> 00:04:02,805 with Miss Oprah Winfrey 101 00:04:02,839 --> 00:04:05,474 to launch my very own Cheerio! Network? 102 00:04:05,508 --> 00:04:07,860 Like George Jefferson, I'm movin' on up. 103 00:04:07,895 --> 00:04:10,196 How is your delicate group of weirdos? Are they still 104 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:12,014 rattled by that fake school shooting? 105 00:04:12,032 --> 00:04:14,033 That was a terrifying experience for those kids. 106 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:16,369 And the adults. I'm still having nightmares. 107 00:04:16,403 --> 00:04:18,287 Honey, please. I'm a child of the ghetto. 108 00:04:18,322 --> 00:04:21,324 I can't sleep at night unless I hear at least two gunshots. 109 00:04:22,409 --> 00:04:24,043 Hey. 110 00:04:24,077 --> 00:04:26,045 You get a chance to talk to Finn yet? 111 00:04:26,079 --> 00:04:28,798 No. I'm not ready. Will, come on. 112 00:04:28,832 --> 00:04:30,366 You need to patch the hole in this fence 113 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:31,968 so the squirrels don't escape. 114 00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:34,220 People grow apart, Shannon. That's life. 115 00:04:34,254 --> 00:04:36,222 Th-There's nothing wrong with that. 116 00:04:36,256 --> 00:04:38,591 That's what I thought about me and my sister, Denise. 117 00:04:38,642 --> 00:04:41,510 We used to scrap like grizzlies in the Arctic, 118 00:04:41,544 --> 00:04:42,762 and then when all that stuff 119 00:04:42,813 --> 00:04:44,263 went down with Cooter, 120 00:04:44,314 --> 00:04:45,731 she helped me out, 121 00:04:45,766 --> 00:04:47,433 and we finally got to talkin'. 122 00:04:47,484 --> 00:04:49,235 I'm more stubborn than anybody here... 123 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:51,437 but I swallowed hard 124 00:04:51,488 --> 00:04:52,905 and made amends with her. 125 00:04:54,491 --> 00:04:57,193 It was one of the best things I've ever done in my life. 126 00:04:58,946 --> 00:05:01,063 Make the effort, Will. 127 00:05:05,702 --> 00:05:07,703 It's worth it. 128 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:15,177 I, Marley Rose, have made a decision. 129 00:05:15,212 --> 00:05:17,513 I took that false bottom out of my desk drawer, 130 00:05:17,547 --> 00:05:20,099 and I'm finally going to let my songs see the light of day. 131 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:22,184 I want to be like all those singer-songwriters. 132 00:05:22,219 --> 00:05:25,855 Joni Mitchell, Norah Jones, Chrissie Hynde. 133 00:05:25,889 --> 00:05:27,807 I've been trying to bring it up with everyone, 134 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:29,692 but ever since the gun went off in school, 135 00:05:29,726 --> 00:05:31,110 everyone's been acting strange. 136 00:05:31,144 --> 00:05:32,778 It's like they've all got PTSD. 137 00:05:32,813 --> 00:05:34,947 They really want me to study string theory, 138 00:05:34,982 --> 00:05:36,615 but I'm not all that interested in arts and crafts. 139 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:38,617 Brittany's acting weird because M.I.T. found out 140 00:05:38,652 --> 00:05:40,102 about her S.A.T. score, and they're pressuring her 141 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,620 for early commitment. 142 00:05:41,655 --> 00:05:43,990 Isn't M.I.T in Europe? That would suck. 143 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:46,042 Hey, Tina. Are you trying out a new look? 144 00:05:46,109 --> 00:05:48,210 It's called steampunk. It's the next big thing. 145 00:05:48,245 --> 00:05:50,413 Oh. God, I love it. 146 00:05:50,447 --> 00:05:52,164 Oh, hey there. You must, uh, be Marley. 147 00:05:52,215 --> 00:05:54,300 Hi, Sam. That's not Sam. That's Sam's 148 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:55,885 smarter twin brother, Evan. Evan Evans. 149 00:05:55,919 --> 00:05:57,136 What a pleasure to meet you. 150 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:58,754 Oh. Phone's ringing. Oh, it's my brother. 151 00:05:58,788 --> 00:06:02,475 Oh, hey, Sam, I was actually just looking for you... 152 00:06:02,509 --> 00:06:04,810 So have you guys heard who's taking over the Cheerios!? 153 00:06:04,845 --> 00:06:07,063 Yeah, it's insane. And it made me realize 154 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:09,682 I have no idea whether I'm on the Cheerios! Or not. 155 00:06:09,733 --> 00:06:11,901 Like, literally can't remember. 156 00:06:11,935 --> 00:06:13,135 Hey, guys. 157 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:14,603 Have you seen Evan? You just missed him. 158 00:06:14,637 --> 00:06:15,354 He went that way. 159 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:19,742 I think Sam might have a little separation anxiety, 160 00:06:19,776 --> 00:06:22,411 so he's pretending he has a twin. And then... 161 00:06:22,446 --> 00:06:25,114 there's Unique. Unique, what are you doing? 162 00:06:25,148 --> 00:06:27,833 Are those birth control pills? Shh! 163 00:06:27,868 --> 00:06:30,753 Don't blow a girl's cover. Kitty hooked me up with a prescription for Loestrin, 164 00:06:30,787 --> 00:06:32,588 and I heard that two dolls a day will turn my Bs 165 00:06:32,622 --> 00:06:34,090 into Ds in no time. 166 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:36,592 Guys, have you... seen my twin? 167 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:38,294 Oh! Getting a call. Hold on. 168 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:41,964 Oh, hey. Man, I was just looking for you! 169 00:06:41,998 --> 00:06:44,266 Unique, you cannot take birth control. 170 00:06:44,301 --> 00:06:46,168 Why not? Trans kids everywhere are doing it. 171 00:06:46,186 --> 00:06:47,436 All right, bro. Well, I'll tell 'em you said hi. 172 00:06:47,471 --> 00:06:48,938 Oh, yeah, yeah. Have fun at the zoo. 173 00:06:48,972 --> 00:06:51,190 I've just got to build up the courage to tell everyone 174 00:06:51,224 --> 00:06:54,276 that I want us to perform one of my songs at regionals. 175 00:06:54,311 --> 00:06:55,978 It would be a dream come true. 176 00:06:56,012 --> 00:06:58,197 Big news, guys. I just got a direct tweet 177 00:06:58,231 --> 00:06:59,698 from the Greater Midwest Regional. 178 00:06:59,733 --> 00:07:01,784 High School Show Choir Board of Directors. 179 00:07:03,236 --> 00:07:05,204 The theme for this year's regionals 180 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:07,289 is... Sweaters. 181 00:07:07,324 --> 00:07:08,124 ...dreams. 182 00:07:08,158 --> 00:07:09,375 Close. 183 00:07:09,409 --> 00:07:11,210 As you know, some of the past judges 184 00:07:11,244 --> 00:07:12,661 we've had haven't been that bright, 185 00:07:12,695 --> 00:07:13,579 or that sober, 186 00:07:13,630 --> 00:07:15,047 so our best bet is to take 187 00:07:15,082 --> 00:07:16,715 the dream theme literally. 188 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,501 We'll start out with "Dream Weaver" 189 00:07:18,535 --> 00:07:19,785 and then we'll segue into "Sweet Dreams" 190 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,137 and we'll bring it home 191 00:07:21,171 --> 00:07:22,721 with "You Make My Dreams Come True." 192 00:07:22,756 --> 00:07:24,090 Okay. 193 00:07:24,141 --> 00:07:25,891 Marley, you're frowning. 194 00:07:25,926 --> 00:07:28,260 No. I just don't know any of those songs. 195 00:07:28,311 --> 00:07:29,395 Well, you'll know them soon enough 196 00:07:29,429 --> 00:07:30,896 because we're learning them today. 197 00:07:30,931 --> 00:07:32,148 Maybe... 198 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:34,316 could we try some original songs, 199 00:07:34,351 --> 00:07:35,901 like you did two years ago? 200 00:07:35,936 --> 00:07:37,353 Yeah, my twin brother Sam told me you guys 201 00:07:37,387 --> 00:07:38,938 totally crushed regionals two years ago 202 00:07:38,989 --> 00:07:40,022 with those sweet tunes. 203 00:07:40,056 --> 00:07:41,690 Well, S... um, Evan, 204 00:07:41,724 --> 00:07:43,993 that was a different time and a different team. 205 00:07:44,027 --> 00:07:47,163 Mr. Shue, could we at least talk about the set list? 206 00:07:47,197 --> 00:07:48,998 I mean, when Finn was here, we got to help... 207 00:07:49,032 --> 00:07:50,699 Do I have to remind you guys how lucky we are 208 00:07:50,733 --> 00:07:52,001 to even be at regionals? 209 00:07:52,035 --> 00:07:53,502 We're there on a technicality, 210 00:07:53,537 --> 00:07:54,870 which means there's absolutely 211 00:07:54,904 --> 00:07:57,423 no room for even the smallest of mistakes. 212 00:07:57,457 --> 00:07:59,592 Trust me. 213 00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:00,926 Anybody else have something they want to say? 214 00:08:00,961 --> 00:08:03,712 Great. Brad, warm 'em up. 215 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:08,583 As honorary Rachel, 216 00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:10,301 I would like to convene 217 00:08:10,336 --> 00:08:11,719 this secret meeting of the glee club. 218 00:08:11,754 --> 00:08:13,254 Oh. Sam's sorry he couldn't make it. 219 00:08:13,288 --> 00:08:14,622 He said to tell every... Oh. 220 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,474 Just got a text. 221 00:08:16,509 --> 00:08:18,309 He's here. 222 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:19,561 Oh, hey, Sam. Hey, Evan. 223 00:08:19,595 --> 00:08:21,796 How long are we gonna let him do this? 224 00:08:21,814 --> 00:08:23,431 Just let it go. 225 00:08:23,465 --> 00:08:25,233 It's like waking a sleepwalker. It might kill him. 226 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:26,985 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss? 227 00:08:27,019 --> 00:08:28,770 What you missed was Mr. Shue's set list. 228 00:08:28,804 --> 00:08:30,104 It's gonna lose us regionals. 229 00:08:30,138 --> 00:08:31,906 Oh, yeah, Evan was saying something about that. 230 00:08:31,941 --> 00:08:35,410 "Dream Weaver." Great song, but it's from 1975. 231 00:08:35,444 --> 00:08:37,161 "Sweet Dreams ." Amazing. 232 00:08:37,196 --> 00:08:38,663 Released in 1982. 233 00:08:38,697 --> 00:08:40,147 "You Make My Dreams Come True." 234 00:08:40,165 --> 00:08:41,616 Originally performed in 1981, 235 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:43,034 and then performed again by the glee club in a mash-up 236 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:44,869 that we did last year, 237 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,170 which Mr. Shue didn't even remember. 238 00:08:46,205 --> 00:08:47,589 He's completely lost touch. 239 00:08:47,623 --> 00:08:49,257 We're screwed. Can I get a witness? 240 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:50,458 We need to do current songs, 241 00:08:50,492 --> 00:08:52,660 and if we do, I know we can win. 242 00:08:52,678 --> 00:08:54,262 Uh, guys... 243 00:08:54,296 --> 00:08:55,847 can I say something? 244 00:08:55,881 --> 00:08:58,182 I wrote some songs. What if we performed those? 245 00:08:58,217 --> 00:09:01,352 Please. No one wants to hear a song about a fat mom. Okay. 246 00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:03,304 What about... Or a song about barfing. 247 00:09:03,338 --> 00:09:05,690 But what about a song... Or a song about loving an octoroon. 248 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:07,976 All right, all right, all right, let's... 249 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,278 let's get serious. We need to start brainstorming. 250 00:09:10,312 --> 00:09:12,513 We'll pick a new set list and then we'll break the news 251 00:09:12,531 --> 00:09:15,033 to Mr. Shue. 252 00:09:22,241 --> 00:09:24,742 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 253 00:09:36,755 --> 00:09:38,723 Excuse me, ladies. Where are your tickets? 254 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,091 Wait, we need tickets? 255 00:09:40,142 --> 00:09:41,309 Rules are rules. 256 00:09:41,343 --> 00:09:43,144 Wait, wait, wait. 257 00:09:43,178 --> 00:09:44,846 You both seem like really nice girls, 258 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,314 and I don't want you to miss out on all the fun... 259 00:09:47,683 --> 00:09:50,568 ...so I'm willing to make an exception just this once. 260 00:09:50,603 --> 00:09:52,553 Oh, my God, you're such a sweetheart. 261 00:09:52,571 --> 00:09:55,239 I am. Mm. Thing is, 262 00:09:55,274 --> 00:09:57,742 if I let you go for free and anybody hears about that, 263 00:09:57,776 --> 00:09:59,410 the whole system could collapse. 264 00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:01,996 So I'm gonna need you to pay me with your bikini tops. 265 00:10:02,031 --> 00:10:03,865 Okay. Okay. 266 00:10:05,784 --> 00:10:07,251 Okay. 267 00:10:16,545 --> 00:10:18,463 Ah! Mr. Shue! Hey! Whoa... 268 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:19,847 Welcome to Geneva Hall, 269 00:10:19,882 --> 00:10:22,216 aka Chez Puckerman. Noah, I-I didn't know 270 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,435 you were enrolled here. Well, I'm not technically enrolled, 271 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:27,105 but, you know, I'm just auditing a few classes. 272 00:10:27,139 --> 00:10:28,272 Do you even know what that means? 273 00:10:28,307 --> 00:10:30,141 Got to go. 274 00:10:30,192 --> 00:10:31,309 ♪ Shing-a-ling ♪ ♪ Like I do 275 00:10:31,393 --> 00:10:33,761 ♪ Nobody can do the ♪ Skate ♪ 276 00:10:33,779 --> 00:10:36,781 ♪ Like I do, nobody can do the 277 00:10:36,815 --> 00:10:39,567 ♪ Boogaloo ♪ ♪ Like I do, nobody can do 278 00:10:39,601 --> 00:10:42,403 Looks like you're really having the college experience. 279 00:10:42,437 --> 00:10:44,572 I hope you're finding time to make it to class. 280 00:10:44,606 --> 00:10:46,624 You know, Mr. Shue, I don't need you to come into my house 281 00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:48,209 and tell me how to live my life. 282 00:10:48,243 --> 00:10:49,577 You're right. 283 00:10:49,611 --> 00:10:52,130 Look, I-I came here to apologize. 284 00:10:52,164 --> 00:10:54,248 I was still stinging from what happened at the wedding 285 00:10:54,282 --> 00:10:56,634 and then when you told me about... kissing Emma, 286 00:10:56,669 --> 00:10:59,253 I totally mishandled the situation. 287 00:10:59,287 --> 00:11:02,140 And now I really see that we only have so many days, you know? 288 00:11:02,174 --> 00:11:04,308 I want you to come back and help me coach the glee club. 289 00:11:04,343 --> 00:11:06,594 They need you. I need you. 290 00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:09,597 Finn! I just got us invited to the Delta Kappa Chi frat party 291 00:11:09,631 --> 00:11:12,266 tonight. It's supposed to be the biggest party of the year. Yeah! 292 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,401 Yeah! 293 00:11:13,435 --> 00:11:15,153 I got to shave my hello giggles. 294 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:16,738 Good to see you, Mr. Shue. Yeah. 295 00:11:16,805 --> 00:11:17,822 Thanks, Puck. 296 00:11:17,856 --> 00:11:19,991 Thanks, but no, thanks. 297 00:11:20,025 --> 00:11:23,244 I'm not expecting things to just go back to normal right away. 298 00:11:23,278 --> 00:11:24,579 I'm willing to work at this. 299 00:11:24,613 --> 00:11:26,164 Well, I'm not. 300 00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:27,915 There's just some things you can't come back from. 301 00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,150 It's a nice offer, 302 00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,868 but as you can see, 303 00:11:30,919 --> 00:11:33,504 I'm pretty busy with college. 304 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,091 ♪ Like I do, nobody can do the ♪ 305 00:11:37,126 --> 00:11:38,676 ♪ Shake ♪ ♪ Like I do 306 00:11:38,711 --> 00:11:40,628 ♪ Nobody can do the 307 00:11:40,662 --> 00:11:42,213 ♪ Boogaloo ♪ ♪ Like I do 308 00:11:42,264 --> 00:11:43,598 ♪ Nobody can do the 309 00:11:43,632 --> 00:11:44,849 ♪ Philly ♪ ♪ Like I do... 310 00:11:46,652 --> 00:11:49,170 All right, guys, let's get right into it. 311 00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:50,805 And remember, the trick is the change 312 00:11:50,839 --> 00:11:52,106 in vocal quality from the smooth, 313 00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:54,192 sultry sounds of Gary Wright 314 00:11:54,226 --> 00:11:55,560 to the commanding tone of Annie Lennox, 315 00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:57,562 and then back to the poppy fun of Darryl Hall. 316 00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:58,780 Uh, Mr. Shue? 317 00:11:58,814 --> 00:12:00,198 Um, we kind of got together as a group 318 00:12:00,232 --> 00:12:02,016 after you gave us these songs yesterday, and 319 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,368 we came up with some... alternatives. 320 00:12:05,738 --> 00:12:07,739 Why would you do that? 321 00:12:10,242 --> 00:12:13,211 Mm, you might need some woman parts to help you sell that. 322 00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:14,495 I'll go get Evan. 323 00:12:14,529 --> 00:12:16,547 Sam, sit down. 324 00:12:16,782 --> 00:12:18,165 Honestly, I don't even know 325 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,367 what's going on in this room anymore. 326 00:12:19,401 --> 00:12:20,701 What happened to you guys? 327 00:12:20,735 --> 00:12:21,786 Openly defying me? 328 00:12:21,837 --> 00:12:23,204 Unique, you need to tone it down 329 00:12:23,238 --> 00:12:24,538 with the whole boob thing. 330 00:12:24,572 --> 00:12:26,841 Sam, we all know you don't have a twin brother, 331 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,209 and frankly, it's distracting. 332 00:12:28,243 --> 00:12:30,044 And, Blaine, I am disappointed in you 333 00:12:30,078 --> 00:12:31,712 for allowing this to go on. 334 00:12:31,746 --> 00:12:33,931 I'm sorry, but we're just trying to... 335 00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:36,100 No, what you were trying to do is not rehearsing 336 00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:38,436 the song list that I gave you, and that is unacceptable. 337 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:40,721 So here's what's going to happen. 338 00:12:40,755 --> 00:12:42,723 I'm going to go to the teachers' lounge 339 00:12:42,757 --> 00:12:46,444 and get the coffee that I skipped to get here early, 340 00:12:46,478 --> 00:12:48,362 and when I get back in five minutes, 341 00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:50,931 you will be ready to rehearse... my songs. 342 00:13:05,497 --> 00:13:06,947 Okay, so let's start with the Funny Girl classics. 343 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:08,132 I know them by heart. 344 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,967 But anyway, I just want to go over... 345 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:12,619 I always seem to find you the piano, rehearsing. 346 00:13:12,637 --> 00:13:14,638 Shelby. 347 00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:16,957 Oh, my God, what are you doing here?! 348 00:13:16,975 --> 00:13:18,809 I'm trying to track you down. 349 00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:21,095 I wanted to find you before your Funny Girl audition. 350 00:13:21,129 --> 00:13:23,064 You found out about that? We're Facebook 351 00:13:23,131 --> 00:13:25,132 friends, Rachel. You started posting as Barbra. 352 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:26,267 I noticed. Look, I'm sorry, okay? 353 00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:27,685 I just felt... a little weird. 354 00:13:27,736 --> 00:13:29,820 You know, I know that you have the same affection 355 00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:32,656 with Funny Girl as I do, and I just... You didn't want to remind me 356 00:13:32,691 --> 00:13:35,309 that I never got to play the role, and now it's too late? 357 00:13:35,327 --> 00:13:37,161 I love my life. I do. 358 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:39,914 It's not the life that I always imagined I'd be living, 359 00:13:39,948 --> 00:13:41,615 but I have Beth, and I have 360 00:13:41,649 --> 00:13:43,000 this new Broadway Daycare business, 361 00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:45,619 and we're both in the same city now, 362 00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:48,289 so I get to see you a lot more. 363 00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:50,157 I have no regrets. 364 00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:54,211 In fact, as much as it was my dream to maybe study 365 00:13:54,262 --> 00:13:56,547 at a school like NYADA, and, um, 366 00:13:56,598 --> 00:13:58,682 perform songs like that 367 00:13:58,717 --> 00:14:00,684 on a Broadway stage... Shelby. 368 00:14:00,719 --> 00:14:04,522 ...my bigger, better dream now is to see my 369 00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:06,474 incredibly beautiful daughter perform those songs. 370 00:14:06,508 --> 00:14:10,511 Just... not at your audition. 371 00:14:10,529 --> 00:14:12,196 Honey, you can't do Barbra. What?! 372 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:15,066 No. Fanny Brice is the most iconic role. 373 00:14:15,117 --> 00:14:17,151 Okay, this is... this is the only way to do it. 374 00:14:17,185 --> 00:14:19,820 Yeah, Hamlet's an iconic role, and it's been done differently 375 00:14:19,854 --> 00:14:22,156 and successfully by Laurence Olivier, Kenneth Branagh, 376 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:24,542 Richard Burton, Keanu Reeves... 377 00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:27,044 Okay, Hamlet is different. This is Fanny. 378 00:14:27,079 --> 00:14:29,080 Yes, and they cast Barbra as Fanny 379 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:30,247 because she was one-of-a-kind. 380 00:14:30,298 --> 00:14:31,298 She was an original. 381 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,917 If the producers are smart, 382 00:14:32,968 --> 00:14:34,668 they're not gonna be looking for some carbon copy. 383 00:14:34,702 --> 00:14:36,504 They're gonna want a fresh interpretation, someone 384 00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:39,006 that can put their own stamp on the role. 385 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,592 Well, I've just been learning. 386 00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:43,644 Barbra's entire repertoire, so... 387 00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:45,229 It's okay. You have time. 388 00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:46,730 We'll find something. I'll help you. 389 00:14:46,765 --> 00:14:48,983 This may not be 100% right, 390 00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:52,269 but maybe it will inspire you. 391 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,855 And any excuse 392 00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:56,907 to sing next to you. 393 00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:10,788 ♪ You won't find him drinking on the tables ♪ 394 00:15:10,839 --> 00:15:16,510 ♪ Rolling dice or staying out till 3:00 ♪ 395 00:15:16,578 --> 00:15:20,598 ♪ You won't ever find him being unfaithful ♪ 396 00:15:20,632 --> 00:15:22,766 ♪ You will find him 397 00:15:22,801 --> 00:15:25,519 ♪ You'll find him next to me ♪ 398 00:15:27,022 --> 00:15:31,775 ♪ You won't find him trying to chase the devil ♪ 399 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:35,779 ♪ For money, fame, for power, out of greed ♪ 400 00:15:35,814 --> 00:15:41,118 ♪ You won't ever find him where the rest go ♪ 401 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:46,440 ♪ You will find him, you'll find him next to me ♪ 402 00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:49,276 ♪ Next to me ♪ Next to me 403 00:15:49,294 --> 00:15:51,462 ♪ Oh, oh 404 00:15:51,496 --> 00:15:54,465 ♪ Next to me ♪ Next to me 405 00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:56,450 ♪ Oh, oh 406 00:15:56,468 --> 00:15:58,969 ♪ Next to me ♪ Next to me 407 00:15:59,004 --> 00:16:00,754 ♪ Oh, oh 408 00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:06,644 ♪ Ooh, I will find him, I'll find him next to me ♪ 409 00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:08,646 ♪ When the end has come 410 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,798 ♪ And buildings falling down fast ♪ 411 00:16:11,816 --> 00:16:16,803 ♪ When we've spoilt the land and dried up all the sea ♪ 412 00:16:16,821 --> 00:16:21,825 ♪ When everyone has lost their heads around us ♪ 413 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:26,480 ♪ You will find him, you'll find him next to me ♪ 414 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:29,166 ♪ Next to me ♪ Next to me 415 00:16:29,201 --> 00:16:31,001 ♪ Oh, oh, oh... 416 00:16:31,036 --> 00:16:34,838 ♪ Oh, oh, next to me 417 00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:36,790 ♪ Ooh, ooh 418 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:39,877 ♪ Next to me, yeah 419 00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:41,962 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh, whoa 420 00:16:41,996 --> 00:16:44,598 ♪ You will find him, you'll find him ♪ 421 00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,016 ♪ Next to me 422 00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:47,268 ♪ Next to me, yeah 423 00:16:47,302 --> 00:16:49,186 ♪ Next to me 424 00:16:49,221 --> 00:16:57,221 ♪ Next to me, yeah, yeah 425 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,874 ♪ Next to me 426 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,656 ♪ Next to me 427 00:17:00,682 --> 00:17:02,158 ♪ Yeah, yeah 428 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,955 ♪ You will find him, you'll find him ♪ 429 00:17:04,963 --> 00:17:09,991 ♪ Next to me, yeah 430 00:17:18,031 --> 00:17:19,482 Kick it! 431 00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:29,992 ♪ You wake up late for school, man, you don't want to go ♪ 432 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:37,333 ♪ You ask your mom, "Please," but she still says, "No!" ♪ 433 00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:43,839 ♪ You missed two classes and no homework ♪ 434 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:48,928 ♪ But your teacher preaches class ♪ 435 00:17:48,962 --> 00:17:51,013 ♪ Like you're some kind of jerk ♪ 436 00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:56,018 ♪ You got to fight 437 00:17:56,069 --> 00:17:58,354 ♪ For your right 438 00:17:58,405 --> 00:18:00,639 ♪ To party 439 00:18:05,412 --> 00:18:08,981 ♪ Your pops caught you smoking, man, he said, "No way" ♪ 440 00:18:12,703 --> 00:18:16,038 ♪ That hypocrite smokes two packs a day ♪ 441 00:18:18,425 --> 00:18:24,380 ♪ Man, living at home is such a drag ♪ 442 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:30,186 ♪ Now your mom threw away your best porno mag ♪ 443 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,855 ♪ Busted 444 00:18:32,889 --> 00:18:35,558 ♪ You gotta fight 445 00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:37,476 ♪ For your right 446 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:41,397 ♪ To party 447 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,868 ♪ You gotta fight 448 00:18:45,902 --> 00:18:47,820 ♪ For your right 449 00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:50,957 ♪ To party 450 00:18:55,695 --> 00:18:57,997 Yay! 451 00:19:02,753 --> 00:19:07,539 ♪ Par... ty 452 00:19:10,477 --> 00:19:14,180 ♪ Par... ty 453 00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:19,402 ♪ Part... 454 00:19:19,436 --> 00:19:20,653 Fight for your right! 455 00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:22,238 ♪ ...ty. 456 00:19:23,723 --> 00:19:25,574 Oh! 457 00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:26,742 Dude, that was awesome! 458 00:19:26,777 --> 00:19:29,078 Dudes. Dudes, I'm Matt Cromley, 459 00:19:29,112 --> 00:19:30,496 house president. 460 00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,748 This is Chip. He's in charge of pledging. 461 00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:34,950 You guys want us to pledge or something? 462 00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:36,919 Under normal circumstances, we'd ask you to pledge. 463 00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:39,705 Then you'd have to go through a six-week hazing program. 464 00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:42,925 But dudes, this is our biggest party of the year, 465 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:45,461 and when the stereo broke, we all thought it was ruined. 466 00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:47,546 You saved our house and its honor 467 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:49,799 and its position as top party house on campus. 468 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:52,685 Well, Puck and I... we do have musical training. 469 00:19:52,719 --> 00:19:54,553 Glee club? That's awesome. 470 00:19:54,587 --> 00:19:56,889 So, listen, even though you guys are apparently gay, 471 00:19:56,923 --> 00:19:58,941 we'd like to invite you to become brothers here. 472 00:19:58,975 --> 00:20:01,610 No hazing or anything. Just say yes, and you're in. 473 00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:03,646 Yeah. 474 00:20:03,697 --> 00:20:05,614 The sacred ritual of partying! 475 00:20:05,649 --> 00:20:06,816 Oh! Yeah! Yeah! 476 00:20:08,485 --> 00:20:10,119 Man. Whoa... 477 00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:11,287 Yeah! 478 00:20:15,575 --> 00:20:17,293 I'm also naturally enhancing my breasts. 479 00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:18,994 Every night, I rub them with cocoa butter, 480 00:20:19,046 --> 00:20:21,330 Vitamin E and wild yams. 481 00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:23,499 Yes, uh, has anybody, uh, seen Sam? 482 00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,584 Yeah, I think he's behind that curtain. 483 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:32,975 Sorry I'm late. 484 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:34,510 What's up, Marley? Brad? 485 00:20:34,561 --> 00:20:37,596 Uh, I wrote a song. 486 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:38,898 I don't know if it's any good. 487 00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:40,599 I just... I want to hear it out loud. 488 00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,151 And no, 489 00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:45,938 or bad Taylor Swift boyfriend drama. 490 00:20:45,972 --> 00:20:47,440 It's about 491 00:20:47,474 --> 00:20:49,825 how much friends like you mean to me. 492 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:50,826 Lord, I am crying already. 493 00:20:52,645 --> 00:20:55,331 I just saw how upset you guys got after Mr. Shue yelled at us, 494 00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:57,833 and you three seemed to take the worst part of it. 495 00:20:57,868 --> 00:20:59,535 So, I wrote this song to make you 496 00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:02,788 feel better, as corny as that sounds. 497 00:21:02,822 --> 00:21:04,006 Will you sing it with me? 498 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,342 No. Just kidding. 499 00:21:06,376 --> 00:21:08,344 Of course we would. Hit it, dude. 500 00:21:12,549 --> 00:21:15,101 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh 501 00:21:15,135 --> 00:21:18,187 ♪ We feel 502 00:21:18,221 --> 00:21:21,307 ♪ We hear 503 00:21:21,341 --> 00:21:24,894 ♪ Your pain 504 00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:28,197 ♪ Your fear 505 00:21:28,231 --> 00:21:31,534 ♪ But we're here 506 00:21:31,568 --> 00:21:34,820 ♪ To say 507 00:21:34,854 --> 00:21:38,290 ♪ Who you are 508 00:21:38,325 --> 00:21:42,962 ♪ Is okay 509 00:21:42,996 --> 00:21:46,966 ♪ And you don't have to go through this ♪ 510 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,218 ♪ On your own 511 00:21:49,252 --> 00:21:52,721 ♪ You're not 512 00:21:52,756 --> 00:21:55,508 ♪ Alone 513 00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:58,677 ♪ You have 514 00:21:58,711 --> 00:22:02,598 ♪ More friends than you know 515 00:22:02,649 --> 00:22:06,569 ♪ Some who surround you 516 00:22:06,603 --> 00:22:11,273 ♪ Some you are destined to meet ♪ 517 00:22:11,324 --> 00:22:15,744 ♪ You'll have more love in your life ♪ 518 00:22:15,779 --> 00:22:20,082 ♪ Don't let go, give it time 519 00:22:20,116 --> 00:22:24,036 ♪ Take it slow 520 00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:27,623 ♪ Those who love you the most 521 00:22:27,674 --> 00:22:32,261 ♪ May need more time to grow 522 00:22:32,295 --> 00:22:34,430 ♪ It's gonna be okay 523 00:22:34,464 --> 00:22:36,382 ♪ Gonna be okay ♪ 524 00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:40,603 ♪ You have more friends than you know ♪ 525 00:22:40,637 --> 00:22:43,939 ♪ Be who you are 526 00:22:43,974 --> 00:22:47,526 ♪ Learn to forgive 527 00:22:47,561 --> 00:22:52,031 ♪ It's not about who you love 528 00:22:52,065 --> 00:22:55,034 ♪ But how ♪ But how 529 00:22:55,068 --> 00:22:57,486 ♪ How you live How you live ♪ 530 00:22:57,537 --> 00:22:58,737 ♪ O-Oh 531 00:22:58,771 --> 00:23:00,990 ♪ O-Oh 532 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:02,741 ♪ You 533 00:23:02,775 --> 00:23:05,294 ♪ Have 534 00:23:05,328 --> 00:23:06,412 ♪ More 535 00:23:06,446 --> 00:23:08,664 ♪ Friends than you know 536 00:23:08,715 --> 00:23:11,133 ♪ Than you know ♪some who 537 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:13,419 ♪ Surround you ♪ Yeah 538 00:23:13,453 --> 00:23:15,888 ♪ Some you are destined to meet ♪ 539 00:23:15,922 --> 00:23:17,306 ♪ To meet 540 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:19,808 ♪ You have more ♪ More ♪ 541 00:23:19,843 --> 00:23:21,510 ♪ Love in your life 542 00:23:21,561 --> 00:23:22,845 ♪ Don't let go 543 00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:25,314 ♪ Give it time 544 00:23:25,348 --> 00:23:26,982 ♪ Give it time ♪ 545 00:23:27,017 --> 00:23:28,517 ♪ Take it slow 546 00:23:28,568 --> 00:23:30,269 ♪ Take it slow 547 00:23:30,303 --> 00:23:33,522 ♪ Those who love you the most 548 00:23:33,573 --> 00:23:35,991 ♪ May need more time to 549 00:23:36,026 --> 00:23:37,826 ♪ Grow ♪ Grow ♪ 550 00:23:37,861 --> 00:23:39,778 ♪ Oh 551 00:23:39,812 --> 00:23:41,330 ♪ It's gonna be okay 552 00:23:41,364 --> 00:23:43,365 ♪ It's gonna be okay 553 00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:44,533 ♪ You have 554 00:23:44,584 --> 00:23:46,502 ♪ More friends 555 00:23:46,536 --> 00:23:48,337 ♪ Than you 556 00:23:48,371 --> 00:23:49,971 ♪ Know 557 00:23:54,044 --> 00:23:57,930 ♪ It's gonna be okay. 558 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:02,601 Marley, that was 559 00:24:02,636 --> 00:24:04,053 incredible. 560 00:24:04,104 --> 00:24:06,188 Child, it's the soundtrack to my life. 561 00:24:06,222 --> 00:24:07,806 Do you have any more songs like these? 562 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,224 Yeah, a couple. 563 00:24:09,276 --> 00:24:11,560 Maybe we can meet up again and sing them. 564 00:24:11,611 --> 00:24:13,612 No. Forget that. No, what we need to do is tell everyone. 565 00:24:13,647 --> 00:24:15,898 - We have to tell Mr. Shue about this. - No. 566 00:24:15,949 --> 00:24:18,684 He made it pretty clear he's not interested. 567 00:24:43,988 --> 00:24:45,738 You're probably still pissed about Brody, 568 00:24:45,772 --> 00:24:47,640 so I'll start by saying that I'm sorry 569 00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:49,175 and that my hand still hurts. 570 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:50,710 His face has sharp edges. 571 00:24:50,744 --> 00:24:53,329 Okay, I'm-I'm not... I'm not mad, I... 572 00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:55,915 Actually, I think I owe you a debt of gratitude. 573 00:24:55,949 --> 00:24:57,584 Just, um... 574 00:24:57,618 --> 00:25:00,303 you know, I wish that you would've stayed and... 575 00:25:00,337 --> 00:25:03,223 hung around a little longer. 576 00:25:03,257 --> 00:25:06,259 Next time, I promise. 577 00:25:06,293 --> 00:25:08,561 So, how is college? 578 00:25:08,596 --> 00:25:10,597 It's a dream come true. 579 00:25:10,631 --> 00:25:11,815 Parties with Puck... 580 00:25:11,849 --> 00:25:13,733 Puck? Puck is there? 581 00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:14,984 Yeah, he's here. 582 00:25:15,019 --> 00:25:16,152 Long story, but... 583 00:25:16,187 --> 00:25:17,153 it's amazing. 584 00:25:17,188 --> 00:25:18,321 Every night, we go out, 585 00:25:18,355 --> 00:25:19,489 we-we're meeting new people... 586 00:25:19,523 --> 00:25:20,657 Well, then, that sounds amazing. 587 00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:22,158 I'm... it's really great. 588 00:25:22,193 --> 00:25:24,194 I, uh, actually I just, 589 00:25:24,245 --> 00:25:25,528 I needed to, um, 590 00:25:25,579 --> 00:25:27,580 to ask you something. 591 00:25:27,615 --> 00:25:30,200 Funny Girl auditions. 592 00:25:31,652 --> 00:25:34,003 I knew you'd remember. 593 00:25:34,038 --> 00:25:35,839 Finn, I can't believe that this moment is happening, 594 00:25:35,873 --> 00:25:38,007 and I know that this is a long shot, 595 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:41,544 but I need to find the most perfect song to sing, 596 00:25:41,595 --> 00:25:43,162 and-and-and no Barbra. 597 00:25:45,049 --> 00:25:47,967 You're one of the most unique talents in the world. 598 00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:49,435 You always shine your brightest 599 00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:51,387 when you do something personal, something 600 00:25:51,438 --> 00:25:53,523 intimately important that defines you. 601 00:25:53,557 --> 00:25:55,558 So just do something that takes you back 602 00:25:55,609 --> 00:25:57,193 to the roots of your passion. 603 00:25:57,228 --> 00:25:59,362 That's what people want to see, 604 00:25:59,396 --> 00:26:01,781 and that's what makes the best impression. 605 00:26:01,815 --> 00:26:04,534 Make those producers fall in love with you 606 00:26:04,568 --> 00:26:06,452 in that moment on the stage. 607 00:26:06,487 --> 00:26:09,539 And I know you have it in you. 608 00:26:11,075 --> 00:26:12,709 Wow. 609 00:26:12,743 --> 00:26:13,993 Thank you, that was, uh... 610 00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:16,880 perfect advice. 611 00:26:16,914 --> 00:26:19,215 You'll be great. 612 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:22,418 Can't wait to come to a show sometime. 613 00:26:22,469 --> 00:26:24,470 Call me as soon as it's over, okay? 614 00:26:24,505 --> 00:26:27,307 I will. 615 00:26:44,391 --> 00:26:47,777 Thank you for... that. 616 00:26:47,828 --> 00:26:49,913 We will let you know. 617 00:26:49,947 --> 00:26:52,248 Thanks. This is what you get 618 00:26:52,283 --> 00:26:54,284 for holding an open cattle call for Funny Girl. 619 00:26:54,335 --> 00:26:56,119 Let me just put a little "yikes" next to her name. 620 00:26:56,170 --> 00:26:57,587 Told you we should have made an offer 621 00:26:57,621 --> 00:26:58,671 to Miley Cyrus. All right. 622 00:26:58,706 --> 00:27:00,790 Let's just plow ahead, shall we? 623 00:27:00,841 --> 00:27:02,458 Rachel Berry, 624 00:27:02,509 --> 00:27:04,210 hit the stage, you're up. 625 00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,972 Um... hi. 626 00:27:16,023 --> 00:27:18,524 I'm Rachel Berry, and I'll be singing a classic. 627 00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:37,293 ♪ Oh 628 00:27:37,328 --> 00:27:40,964 ♪ Just a small town girl 629 00:27:40,998 --> 00:27:44,751 ♪ Livin' in a lonely world 630 00:27:44,785 --> 00:27:47,253 ♪ She took the midnight train 631 00:27:47,287 --> 00:27:53,142 ♪ Going anywhere 632 00:27:53,177 --> 00:27:55,812 ♪ Just a city boy 633 00:27:55,846 --> 00:28:00,233 ♪ Born and raised in South Detroit ♪ 634 00:28:00,267 --> 00:28:02,852 ♪ He took the midnight train 635 00:28:02,903 --> 00:28:07,774 ♪ Going anywhere 636 00:28:07,808 --> 00:28:11,194 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 637 00:28:11,245 --> 00:28:15,665 ♪ Do, do, do, do, da-da, da-da, da-da ♪ 638 00:28:15,699 --> 00:28:19,669 ♪ A singer in a smoky room 639 00:28:19,703 --> 00:28:23,456 ♪ A smell of wine and cheap perfume ♪ 640 00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:25,958 ♪ For a smile they can share the night ♪ 641 00:28:25,992 --> 00:28:30,713 ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ 642 00:28:30,764 --> 00:28:33,800 ♪ Strangers waiting ♪ Strangers waiting ♪ 643 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,601 ♪ Ba, da ♪ 644 00:28:35,636 --> 00:28:38,104 ♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪ Ba, da ♪ 645 00:28:38,138 --> 00:28:40,023 ♪ Their shadows 646 00:28:40,057 --> 00:28:42,191 ♪ Searching in the ♪ Searching ♪ 647 00:28:42,226 --> 00:28:43,776 ♪ Ba, da ♪ ♪ Night 648 00:28:43,811 --> 00:28:45,395 ♪ Ba, da ♪ 649 00:28:45,446 --> 00:28:48,197 ♪ Oh, streetlights ♪ Streetlights ♪ 650 00:28:48,232 --> 00:28:50,199 ♪ People ♪ People ♪ 651 00:28:50,234 --> 00:28:51,567 ♪ Ba, da ♪ ♪ Livin' 652 00:28:51,618 --> 00:28:53,870 ♪ Just to find emotion 653 00:28:53,904 --> 00:28:55,738 ♪ Hiding ♪ Hiding ♪ 654 00:28:55,789 --> 00:28:57,323 ♪ Somewhere ♪ Somewhere ♪ 655 00:28:57,357 --> 00:29:00,043 ♪ In the night ♪ Somewhere ♪ 656 00:29:00,077 --> 00:29:01,711 ♪ In the night ♪ 657 00:29:06,867 --> 00:29:09,168 ♪ Oh, whoa 658 00:29:09,202 --> 00:29:10,887 ♪ Don't stop ♪ Don't stop ♪ 659 00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:13,556 ♪ Believin' ♪ Believin' ♪ 660 00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:17,060 ♪ Hold onto that feeling 661 00:29:17,094 --> 00:29:18,895 ♪ Streetlights ♪ Streetlights ♪ 662 00:29:18,929 --> 00:29:21,597 ♪ People ♪ People ♪ 663 00:29:21,648 --> 00:29:25,068 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 664 00:29:25,102 --> 00:29:28,387 ♪ Don't stop believin' ♪ Don't stop believin' ♪ 665 00:29:29,106 --> 00:29:32,742 ♪ Hold on 666 00:29:32,776 --> 00:29:35,995 ♪ Streetlights people ♪ Streetlights people ♪ 667 00:29:36,029 --> 00:29:40,032 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 668 00:29:40,066 --> 00:29:45,671 ♪ Don't stop. ♪ Don't stop. ♪ 669 00:29:49,793 --> 00:29:51,427 Well, 670 00:29:51,462 --> 00:29:53,930 thank you, Ms.... Berry. 671 00:29:53,964 --> 00:29:55,264 That was something... 672 00:29:55,299 --> 00:29:57,767 quite different. 673 00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:58,935 Sorry. 674 00:29:58,969 --> 00:30:00,303 What? Rachel. 675 00:30:00,354 --> 00:30:01,604 Suddenly, something happened to you 676 00:30:01,638 --> 00:30:02,939 in the middle of the song. 677 00:30:02,973 --> 00:30:04,607 What was going on there? 678 00:30:04,641 --> 00:30:07,393 I was thinking about my friends. 679 00:30:07,427 --> 00:30:10,146 Um, how I wouldn't be the person I am today, 680 00:30:10,197 --> 00:30:11,531 standing in front of you, 681 00:30:11,565 --> 00:30:13,116 doing what I'm doing 682 00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:16,235 right now if they hadn't shown me that I could. 683 00:30:17,321 --> 00:30:19,155 If they hadn't believed in me. 684 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,325 Thank you. 685 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,666 Dude... 686 00:30:34,684 --> 00:30:36,501 Dude, yourself. 687 00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,670 What the hell is this? 688 00:30:40,773 --> 00:30:43,058 Uh, it's from my sociology prof. 689 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:44,860 Guess I missed another test. No biggie. 690 00:30:44,894 --> 00:30:46,645 Crap, what time is it? 691 00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:47,846 I'm late to play Frolf with that Cromley guy. 692 00:30:47,864 --> 00:30:50,866 Dude, it is a biggie. It's a very biggie. 693 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,901 Isn't that class one of your requirements for your teaching major? 694 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:54,536 Don't worry, I'm gonna pass that class. 695 00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:56,038 The... the final's worth, like, 60% of the grade. 696 00:30:56,072 --> 00:30:57,239 I'll just cram and ace it. 697 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:58,290 Is that your dream? 698 00:30:58,324 --> 00:30:59,357 To barely skate through school 699 00:30:59,375 --> 00:31:01,026 and become a mediocre teacher? 700 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:03,378 Wait, since when do you care about school so much, man? 701 00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:04,713 You're not even in school. Dude. 702 00:31:04,747 --> 00:31:06,197 This isn't high school anymore. 703 00:31:06,215 --> 00:31:07,549 It's not just about potential. 704 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:09,534 This is the real casaba. 705 00:31:09,552 --> 00:31:10,585 So you're a crappy high school student. 706 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:11,720 Who cares? 707 00:31:11,754 --> 00:31:12,971 But if you're a crappy teacher, 708 00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:14,256 that means something. 709 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,592 Look. 710 00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:18,844 This has been awesome. 711 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,545 I'm having the time of my life. 712 00:31:20,563 --> 00:31:22,097 And doing it with my best bud 713 00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:23,715 is a dream come true. 714 00:31:23,733 --> 00:31:25,550 But last night, I was in bed with three chicks, 715 00:31:25,568 --> 00:31:26,902 and I was thinking, "What is this all about 716 00:31:26,936 --> 00:31:28,053 for you, Puckerman?" 717 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,389 So, what'd you come up with? 718 00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:31,940 I want to show all of 'em. 719 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:34,776 Everyone who ever crossed the street 720 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:35,911 when I came down the sidewalk 721 00:31:35,945 --> 00:31:37,729 or didn't call on me in class 722 00:31:37,747 --> 00:31:39,164 'cause they just assumed I'd fart my answer, 723 00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:41,450 or told me I'd be pumping gas someday 724 00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:43,735 that we are worth something. 725 00:31:43,753 --> 00:31:46,288 That we are more than they say we are. 726 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,925 I'm not saying we need to stop having 727 00:31:49,959 --> 00:31:51,877 a good time, but partying this hard, 728 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,578 skipping out on tests, 729 00:31:53,596 --> 00:31:55,747 that's their vision of who we are. 730 00:31:55,765 --> 00:31:57,415 Doesn't have to be ours. 731 00:31:57,433 --> 00:32:00,102 So what are you gonna do, like, enroll here now? 732 00:32:00,136 --> 00:32:01,603 I still think school's for suckers, 733 00:32:01,637 --> 00:32:03,305 but I'm gonna stay here and write my screenplay 734 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:04,589 and be on your ass 735 00:32:04,607 --> 00:32:06,641 24-7 to make sure that you become 736 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,443 the best teacher that you can be. 737 00:32:08,478 --> 00:32:10,094 We've always known we were special. 738 00:32:10,113 --> 00:32:12,364 This is our chance to prove it. 739 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:15,784 Yeah. 740 00:32:20,623 --> 00:32:22,707 Ew. 741 00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:23,942 Get to work. 742 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,460 I'll grab the iron and make us 743 00:32:25,495 --> 00:32:27,245 some grilled cheeses. 744 00:32:37,173 --> 00:32:38,473 Mm. 745 00:32:38,508 --> 00:32:40,392 You wanted to see us, Coach? Yes. 746 00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:42,144 Come on in and have a seat. 747 00:32:42,178 --> 00:32:43,895 It is my understanding 748 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:45,797 that I have inherited you 749 00:32:45,815 --> 00:32:48,567 as co-captains of the Cheerios! 750 00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:50,468 And by looking at the two of you right now, 751 00:32:50,486 --> 00:32:53,572 that makes me extremely suspicious. 752 00:32:53,606 --> 00:32:55,307 Suspicious? Why? 753 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:56,808 Oh, I understand why. 754 00:32:56,826 --> 00:32:58,493 Coach Sylvester's daughter Robin is here. 755 00:32:58,528 --> 00:32:59,528 Sue Sylvester 756 00:32:59,579 --> 00:33:01,830 is as old as the hills, 757 00:33:01,864 --> 00:33:04,666 so when she gave birth to her fully grown, 758 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:07,702 16-year-old baby with Down syndrome, it was 759 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,320 a miracle, and she wanted 760 00:33:09,338 --> 00:33:12,307 to bring her to school every day and show her off. 761 00:33:12,341 --> 00:33:14,426 You're the one that makes me suspicious, 762 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:15,660 Fruity Fonzie. 763 00:33:15,678 --> 00:33:17,345 You ain't never done a cheerleading routine 764 00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:18,997 in your life, 765 00:33:19,015 --> 00:33:20,999 but somehow you get. 766 00:33:21,017 --> 00:33:22,634 Sue Sylvester to make you 767 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,335 co-captain of the Cheerios!, 768 00:33:24,353 --> 00:33:27,171 and then, three weeks later, out of nowhere, 769 00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:29,224 Sue Sylvester gets fired. 770 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:30,442 That makes me 771 00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:32,043 real suspicious. 772 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:35,230 That makes me think that you used your handsome 773 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:38,016 fruity voodoo powers and put a hex on her 774 00:33:38,034 --> 00:33:41,119 that caused her to bring a gun to school for no reason 775 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:44,039 and get real clumsy so she drops it twice 776 00:33:44,073 --> 00:33:45,707 and it goes off both times. 777 00:33:45,741 --> 00:33:47,192 That sounds like 778 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:50,161 some dark-sided, fruity voodoo stuff to me. 779 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,880 But that didn't really happen! 780 00:33:51,914 --> 00:33:53,531 Blaine had nothing to do with it! 781 00:33:53,549 --> 00:33:55,083 How do you know? Were you there? 782 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,534 No. 783 00:33:56,552 --> 00:33:58,169 Exactly. So here's 784 00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,721 the deal... if you want to stay 785 00:33:59,755 --> 00:34:02,206 on board as co-captain of the Cheerios!, 786 00:34:02,225 --> 00:34:05,710 you're gonna have to take a blood oath and loyalty pledge. 787 00:34:05,728 --> 00:34:07,929 What? A blood oath? 788 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:09,147 Is-is that even safe? 789 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,215 Probably not. 790 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:11,449 So we'll just take the oath. 791 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:12,717 Repeat after me. 792 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:16,071 I, Fruity Fonzie and adult baby Robin... 793 00:34:16,105 --> 00:34:20,659 I, Fruity Fonzie and adult baby Robin... 794 00:34:20,693 --> 00:34:23,895 - .- ..do solemnly swear... 795 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:28,617 ...to never put a hex on Coach Roz Washington. 796 00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:30,401 To never To never 797 00:34:30,419 --> 00:34:33,672 hex on Coach Roz Washington. To... on Coach Roz Washington. 798 00:34:33,706 --> 00:34:37,008 Causing her to bring a gun to school so she gets real clumsy 799 00:34:37,043 --> 00:34:40,078 and drops it and it goes off twice in a row. 800 00:34:40,096 --> 00:34:41,680 Causing her to bring a gun to school 801 00:34:41,714 --> 00:34:43,548 so she gets real clumsy and drops it 802 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,567 so it goes off twice in a row. 803 00:34:45,601 --> 00:34:46,918 So help me God. 804 00:34:46,936 --> 00:34:48,253 So help me God. 805 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,437 You are free to go. 806 00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:56,778 Becky, wait up. 807 00:34:56,812 --> 00:34:59,281 Hurry up, I'm gonna be late for calculus. 808 00:34:59,315 --> 00:35:02,901 Becky, um, you were acting particularly strange 809 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,819 in there just now. 810 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,154 Do you know something I don't 811 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,622 about what happened with Coach Sue? 812 00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:10,608 Mind your own gay business, gay Blaine. 813 00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:12,911 I don't know anything! 814 00:35:44,193 --> 00:35:45,577 (cheering and applause Mr. Shue? 815 00:35:48,664 --> 00:35:50,165 You were right. 816 00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:52,484 About what? 817 00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:55,486 Me. 818 00:35:55,504 --> 00:35:58,156 N-Needing to get my focus back. 819 00:35:58,174 --> 00:36:01,676 So I-I talked to the Dean of Students about your offer, 820 00:36:01,711 --> 00:36:05,714 and she said she's willing to give me college credit 821 00:36:05,765 --> 00:36:08,183 for all the time that I spend here helping out. 822 00:36:08,217 --> 00:36:11,386 Is that your way of saying apology accepted? 823 00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:13,888 That's my way of saying I'm willing to come back. 824 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,339 But if I do, 825 00:36:15,358 --> 00:36:18,843 things have got to be different. 826 00:36:18,861 --> 00:36:21,229 No more fetching your coffee 827 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,515 or picking up your dry cleaning. 828 00:36:24,533 --> 00:36:27,118 I mean, I don't want to come back to be a gopher. 829 00:36:28,571 --> 00:36:30,522 It's got to be a partnership. 830 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:32,190 I want to be treated like an equal. 831 00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:33,992 Like a... 832 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,860 like a teacher. 833 00:36:37,897 --> 00:36:41,082 And then you bring your best and I bring my best 834 00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:43,051 and we go get another trophy. 835 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,221 That all seems fair. 836 00:36:46,255 --> 00:36:48,873 But I also have a condition. 837 00:36:48,908 --> 00:36:51,393 Let's just move past this. 838 00:36:52,428 --> 00:36:55,213 Right. 839 00:37:05,362 --> 00:37:06,863 Looking good, Unique. 840 00:37:08,082 --> 00:37:10,450 You, too, Tina. 841 00:37:10,484 --> 00:37:11,701 Very Jules Verne. 842 00:37:12,653 --> 00:37:15,038 Hey, Blaine. Sam. 843 00:37:15,089 --> 00:37:17,040 I'm Evan. Sam moved to Alaska. 844 00:37:17,091 --> 00:37:20,460 Oh. Well-well, tell him he's welcome back anytime. 845 00:37:29,603 --> 00:37:32,555 So... just about 20 years ago, 846 00:37:32,606 --> 00:37:34,891 I was sitting right where you are now. 847 00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:36,809 I was co-captain of the soccer team 848 00:37:36,843 --> 00:37:38,645 with a forehead full of acne 849 00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:41,531 and a dream of being the next Vanilla Ice. 850 00:37:41,565 --> 00:37:43,066 And standing 851 00:37:43,117 --> 00:37:45,151 right here was Mrs. Adler. 852 00:37:45,185 --> 00:37:48,821 She constantly mumbled to herself and 853 00:37:48,855 --> 00:37:50,757 she stuffed used Kleenex up her sleeves. 854 00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:54,160 We all were convinced that she was crazy. 855 00:37:54,194 --> 00:37:56,162 But you know what? 856 00:37:56,196 --> 00:37:58,164 That's why we loved her... 857 00:37:58,198 --> 00:37:59,699 because we were crazy, too. 858 00:38:00,801 --> 00:38:03,252 This is the room that always felt like home. 859 00:38:03,304 --> 00:38:06,255 Maybe because we knew Lillian Adler loved music 860 00:38:06,307 --> 00:38:08,341 almost as much as she loved us. 861 00:38:09,710 --> 00:38:11,594 And that's how I feel about you. 862 00:38:11,645 --> 00:38:14,180 Every one of you. 863 00:38:14,214 --> 00:38:16,349 And-and I'm sorry if I made any of you feel 864 00:38:16,383 --> 00:38:18,351 like you don't have a voice in this room. 865 00:38:18,385 --> 00:38:19,602 You do. 866 00:38:20,988 --> 00:38:22,939 And I know someone else who does, too. 867 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:25,692 My man! 868 00:38:27,828 --> 00:38:30,780 Finn and I are gonna be working together as a team. 869 00:38:30,831 --> 00:38:32,365 Equal partners. 870 00:38:32,399 --> 00:38:34,734 And we are not gonna eat, sleep or breathe 871 00:38:34,752 --> 00:38:36,285 until you've blasted through regionals 872 00:38:36,337 --> 00:38:38,204 and earned your rightful spot at nationals. 873 00:38:38,238 --> 00:38:39,572 Yes! Yes! 874 00:38:42,176 --> 00:38:43,292 All right, down to business. 875 00:38:43,344 --> 00:38:45,128 Marley, you're up. Okay. 876 00:38:45,179 --> 00:38:47,130 I haven't quite memorized "Dream Weaver" yet, 877 00:38:47,181 --> 00:38:49,265 but I think I have "Sweet Dreams." Didn't I tell you? 878 00:38:49,299 --> 00:38:50,800 Those are out. 879 00:38:50,851 --> 00:38:53,553 I want you to teach us one of your original songs. 880 00:38:53,587 --> 00:38:55,888 If that's okay. 881 00:38:55,922 --> 00:38:58,107 I'd love that. 882 00:38:58,142 --> 00:39:00,643 So shall it be written! So shall it be done! 883 00:39:18,996 --> 00:39:22,832 So, what is Broadway Daycare exactly? 884 00:39:22,883 --> 00:39:26,085 All the show people who have kids... while they're rehearsing 885 00:39:26,119 --> 00:39:28,254 or performing... they send them to Shelby's studio 886 00:39:28,288 --> 00:39:30,807 and she teaches them, like, dance routines 887 00:39:30,841 --> 00:39:32,675 and songs and plays theatre games with them. 888 00:39:32,726 --> 00:39:35,261 It's like Fame for toddlers. 889 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:39,015 Well, 890 00:39:39,066 --> 00:39:41,100 no news is good news, right? 891 00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:42,985 Cookie? 892 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:46,355 At this point, if I haven't heard anything... 893 00:39:46,407 --> 00:39:49,192 Life goes on. 894 00:39:49,243 --> 00:39:51,444 You know, Fanny was just a dream. 895 00:39:51,478 --> 00:39:54,030 I read on BroadwayWorld.com that they're doing a production of Sweeney Todd 896 00:39:54,081 --> 00:39:56,282 at the Pasadena Playhouse, and... I don't know... I think. 897 00:39:56,316 --> 00:39:58,334 Johanna could be a good role for me. Do you regret 898 00:39:58,368 --> 00:40:00,036 not doing Barbra for the audition? 899 00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,089 No way. 900 00:40:03,123 --> 00:40:05,458 Honestly, something so special and something magical 901 00:40:05,492 --> 00:40:07,794 happened in that room, and if those producers are too... 902 00:40:07,828 --> 00:40:10,129 narrow-minded or star-obsessed... 903 00:40:11,832 --> 00:40:13,332 Oh, my God. 904 00:40:14,885 --> 00:40:16,102 Oh, my God, it's a number I don't recognize. 905 00:40:16,136 --> 00:40:18,137 What do I do? What do I do? Uh, 906 00:40:18,171 --> 00:40:20,139 ans-ans-answer it. Answer it. Yes, yes, yes. Pick it up? Okay. 907 00:40:20,173 --> 00:40:22,141 Hello? 908 00:40:22,175 --> 00:40:24,176 Uh, yes, this is she. 909 00:40:26,647 --> 00:40:29,615 Uh, yeah, of-of cour... of course. 910 00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:32,618 Yes. Yes. 911 00:40:32,653 --> 00:40:35,655 Thank you so much. Thank you. 912 00:40:39,243 --> 00:40:40,993 That was... one of the producers. 913 00:40:41,027 --> 00:40:42,695 And? 914 00:40:44,081 --> 00:40:46,048 And I got a callback for Fanny! 915 00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:48,000 I got a callback! 916 00:40:52,611 --> 00:40:56,080 ♪ Who's to say ♪ 917 00:40:56,115 --> 00:40:59,684 ♪ Who's not okay? ♪ 918 00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:03,621 ♪ The breakaways ♪ 919 00:41:03,656 --> 00:41:07,692 ♪ Will outlast, will outlast ♪ 920 00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:10,361 ♪ Sticks and stones ♪ 921 00:41:10,396 --> 00:41:14,032 ♪ Will break these bones ♪ 922 00:41:14,066 --> 00:41:17,535 ♪ They're just some drones ♪ 923 00:41:17,569 --> 00:41:21,873 ♪ To get past, I'll get past ♪ 924 00:41:21,907 --> 00:41:25,543 ♪ Feeling downcast ♪ ♪ You're feeling ♪ 925 00:41:25,577 --> 00:41:29,480 ♪ Like an outcast ♪ ♪ Like an outcast ♪ 926 00:41:29,515 --> 00:41:34,218 ♪ Underdogs it's time to ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 927 00:41:34,253 --> 00:41:36,721 ♪ It's time to bite back ♪ 928 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:40,058 ♪ We are, we are, we are ♪ 929 00:41:40,092 --> 00:41:43,995 ♪ Stronger from every scar ♪ 930 00:41:44,029 --> 00:41:46,331 ♪ Brighter than any star ♪ 931 00:41:46,365 --> 00:41:49,000 ♪ We're the outcast ♪ 932 00:41:49,034 --> 00:41:50,668 ♪ Ou-Ou-Outcast ♪ 933 00:41:50,703 --> 00:41:54,238 ♪ There's nothing you can say ♪ 934 00:41:54,273 --> 00:41:58,409 ♪ To blow our dreams away ♪ 935 00:41:58,444 --> 00:42:01,646 ♪ We rise above the fray ♪ 936 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,414 ♪ We're the outcast ♪ 937 00:42:03,449 --> 00:42:05,350 ♪ Ou-Ou-Outcast ♪ 938 00:42:05,384 --> 00:42:08,519 ♪ I'd rather be outrageous than ♪ 939 00:42:08,554 --> 00:42:12,690 ♪ Just another dull cliché again ♪ 940 00:42:12,725 --> 00:42:15,660 ♪ I'd rather be a rainbow than ♪ 941 00:42:15,694 --> 00:42:20,365 ♪ Just some shade of gray ♪ 942 00:42:20,399 --> 00:42:23,701 ♪ We are, we are, we are ♪ 943 00:42:23,736 --> 00:42:27,438 ♪ Stronger from every scar ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 944 00:42:27,473 --> 00:42:30,441 ♪ Brighter than any star ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 945 00:42:30,476 --> 00:42:32,610 ♪ The outcast ♪ 946 00:42:32,644 --> 00:42:34,779 ♪ The outcast ♪ 947 00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:37,348 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 948 00:42:37,383 --> 00:42:42,120 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 949 00:42:42,154 --> 00:42:44,856 ♪ Stronger from every scar ♪ 950 00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:48,059 ♪ The outcast, ou-ou-outcast ♪ ♪ Outcast ♪ 951 00:42:48,093 --> 00:42:51,863 ♪ Outcast ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 952 00:42:51,897 --> 00:42:56,234 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 953 00:42:56,268 --> 00:42:59,670 ♪ Brighter than any star ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 954 00:42:59,705 --> 00:43:02,974 ♪ We're the outcast, ou-ou-outcast ♪ ♪ The outcast ♪ 955 00:43:03,008 --> 00:43:07,145 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 956 00:43:07,179 --> 00:43:10,715 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 957 00:43:10,749 --> 00:43:13,918 ♪ We are, we are, we are ♪ 958 00:43:13,952 --> 00:43:18,956 ♪ The outcast, ou-ou-outcast. ♪ 959 00:43:18,983 --> 00:43:20,935 Sync & corrections by wilson0804 resync by Phantom_Knight