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Emma, stop, stop, stop.
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Emma's left the building.
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She say anything about me?
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No, why would she?
Because I kissed her.
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Mr. Shue, Finn,
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thank you for agreeing
to this sit-down.
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We've all noticed the tension
between you ever since Finn
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admitted he kissed
Miss Pillsbury.
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Sorry I'm late.
Huge line up at the Lima Bean,
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but here are the lattes that
Mr. Shue made me get everybody.
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Um, I asked for two pumps
of mocha, Finn.
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I taste three. Take 'em back.
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All of them.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Shue, but all
I did was pick up the vests.
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I didn't... What's most
upsetting is you actually think
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these vests are clean,
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that it's okay
to turn in subpar work.
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No surprise.
Finn has been acting
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like he's losing his mind.
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Great job, Ryder!
See that, guys?
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Prowess on the football field
and a terrific singing voice
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are not mutually exclusive.
I can't take it anymore!
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Okay, it's bad enough you're
treating me like your lackey,
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but I'm not gonna sit here
while you fake-compliment Ryder
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just to hurt me!
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You're feuding.
And it needs to stop.
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Seriously. It's like
Hatfields and McCoys in here.
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So epic musical feuds
is our theme.
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And for the first time in Glee
Club history, we are giving you
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our fearless leaders,
an assignment.
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You two will explore
and resolve your differences
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by performing a song together
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inspired
by a classic musical rivalry.
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Guys...
Regionals are coming up,
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Mr. Shue, and if we're gonna
have any chance of winning,
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we need both of you.
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On the same page and
on the same team.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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False alarm.
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Thank God. I'm so happy.
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I'm so glad
this is all over with.
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Thank you
for taking me here today.
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All right,
I'm gonna go to class.
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Whoa, hey. That's it?
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That's all you have
to say about this?
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Well, the doctor gave me the
all-clear. What else is there?
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Rachel, you can't just blow past
this like nothing ever happened.
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This is a wake-up call.
This is an opportunity
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for you to take a hard look
at the choices
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that you're making,
where your life is heading.
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Starting with Donkey Face.
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Hey, I'm Dallas.
What's your name?
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Uh, Gunnar.
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Dude, relax.
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I've seen you here
the past few weeks.
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Look around.
We're not exactly alone.
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Look, this isn't a
real thing for me, okay?
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It's... I need it
for my tuition, you know?
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Hey, man, I'm sure everyone
has a legit reason to be here.
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Speaking of.
We'll talk about it.
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d Rule number one
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d Is that you gotta have fun
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d But, baby, when you're done
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d You gotta be
the first to run d
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d Rule number two
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d Just don't get
attached to... d
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d Somebody you could lose
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d So le-let me tell you
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d This is how
to be a heartbreaker d
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d Boys... they like
a little danger d
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d We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player d
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d Singing "I lo-lo-love you"
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At least I think I do.
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d Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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d Ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh d
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d 'Cause I lo-lo-love you
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d Girls... we do
whatever it will take d
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d 'Cause girls don't want
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d We don't want our hearts
to break... in two d
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d So it's better to be fake
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d Can't risk losing
in love again, babe d
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d This is how
to be a heartbreaker d
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d Boys... they like
a little danger d
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d We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player d
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d Singing "I lo-lo-love you"
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d How to be a heartbreaker
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d Boys... they like the look
of danger d
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d We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player d
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d Singing I lo-lo-love you
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d At least I think I do
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d Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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d Ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh d
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d Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
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d 'Cause I lo-lo-love you.
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At least I think I do.
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You know
we only take cash, right?
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Young Burt Reynolds,
may I gently remind you
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that on Wednesday, December 5,
you joined the Cheerios!
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But you've been conspicuously
absent from practice
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since Thursday, December 6.
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We've told you,
we only joined for a day
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when we thought
Glee Club was disbanding.
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And yet you signed
this legally binding contract
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that clearly states
on page 43, paragraph 7C-9:
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"Blaine Devon Anderson will
provide said Cheerios! Duty
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"at any and all pep rallies,
assemblies, town meetings,
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"state fairs, concerts,
television programs,
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"motion pictures, video games,
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Republican national
conventions..."
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I never signed that.
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Well, that's funny, because
your signature says you did.
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That's a forgery.
And you can't prove that.
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I probably could.
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Cheerios! Regionals
is fast approaching,
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and I need a shiny,
sexually non-threatening gay
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to hoist up some
of the most gorgeous girls
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in America over his head,
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have a bird's-eye view
of their baby oven,
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and not be even remotely
interested.
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And that would be you.
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Thank you, but I'm just
too busy with Glee Club
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and Student Council.
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If you need me back,
I guess I could do it.
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Why are you even here?
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You called me out of class.
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You're dismissed.
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Go find a new boyfriend.
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Maybe Lance Bass is available.
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Or RuPaul.
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Suit up, soldier.
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I'll help you put it on.
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No, thank you, Becky. I'm-I'm
not rejoining the Cheerios!
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Oh, you most certainly are.
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Or something very unfortunate
will most likely
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be happening to you
extremely soon.
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Are you threatening me?
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Uh, yeah!
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Get moving, beeyatch!
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Bear versus shark?
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Bear.
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Onion rings versus
French fries?
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French fries are
the world's best food.
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There's nothing
you could put up
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against French fries
that could win.
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I swear those are all
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the exact same answers
I would have given.
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Soul mates!
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I can't believe we've only
known each other for a week.
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And I'm so glad you can look
beyond my spelling mistakes.
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It feels like so much more
than that, though.
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I mean, in a week,
I feel like I've told you
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more than I've told to anyone
else in my entire life.
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Uh, yeah. No. Me, too.
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You even know
about my Star Wars sheets.
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Anything interesting
happening at school today?
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You could say that...
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Hello, poser.
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Say what?
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Say what a jerk-knuckle you are
for messing with my girl
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and putting that big old
square head in her face.
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Marley likes Jake.
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And we in Glee Club
like that two-for-one combo.
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This is kind of none
of your business.
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Did you not notice that I'm
sitting on different sides
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of the choir room.
He won't speak to her.
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Dude, back off.
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Who are you calling a dude?
I am no dude.
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So what are you then?
I am a proud black woman.
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No, you're a dude.
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He was way out of line.
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Didn't you tell me it
was Feud Week in Glee Club?
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Well, get your aggression
out through song.
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Challenge him to a duel.
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Has anyone ever told you
you're kind of a genius?
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Later, baby.
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We need
to do something muscular,
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like Biggie versus Tupac.
Now, we know how that ended.
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Look, we don't need to do this
stupid assignment, Mr. Shue.
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Don't act like you're above
these kids, Finn.
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Not that long ago,
you were one of them.
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We can just talk.
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Unless you have
some stunning new revelation
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about why you kissed
my bride-to-be,
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I've already heard everything
you have to say.
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Besides, I don't think
you could take it.
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I can take it.
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Okay.
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I put you in charge
of the Glee Club, Finn...
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not because you were
a national champion
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and not because
you were qualified
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with something
like a teaching degree,
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or even a single college credit,
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for that matter.
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I gave you the Glee Club
because you were lost;
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You just got dumped
by your girlfriend;
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You flunked out of the army;
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And the real truth is
I just took pity on you.
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Wow.
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Yeah. You wanted to talk.
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Yeah, I did,
but I didn't think...
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So I put all this trust in you
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so that you can get back
on your feet,
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and what do you do?
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You betray me
in the worst way possible.
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You broke the code
of a brother, Finn.
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I know that.
And I'm so sorry.
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Sorry's not gonna cut it.
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So start thinking of some
of the nastiest music feuds
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you can come up with
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because we are doing
this assignment.
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And I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Well, well, well, I see
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that of Donkey Face's crap
is still here.
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And if Donkey Face's crap
is here,
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then that means that
he must be as well.
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Lay off of it,
Santana, all right?
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I told you, he said
that he got a job
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as a cater waiter on the side,
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and he was embarrassed about it,
so he kept it a secret.
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Why? I mean, if he can
make that much cash
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slinging sweaty cold cuts
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and room temp champagne,
then we should all apply there.
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Hey, look, he's just trying
to make it in New York
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the same way that you and I are.
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I don't why that is so hard
for you to understand.
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You keep trying
to bring him down.
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Look, at this point it's less
about him than it is about you.
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I went to school
with Rachel Berry.
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Not the soggy mess of a woman
that stands before me today,
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going back and forth between
your flop high school ex
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and that terrifying
"waiter with a pager."
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You need to stop
and focus, Berry.
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I think you're wrong about him.
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My psychic Mexican third eye
is never wrong.
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Am I wrong about you?
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d Oh, so typical
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d I'm the type
who will get so critical d
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d So let's make
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d Things physical
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d I won't treat you
like you're oh, so typical d
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You!
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I know you're behind this.
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Sorry I yelled,
Gay Blaine, here.
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Oh, Cover Boy hair gel.
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This is really expensive.
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Thanks, Becky.
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It's cement.
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And someone took out
30 credit cards
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and a house loan in my name.
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My identity's been stolen.
My parents' credit is ruined.
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Only for seven years.
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But that sign.
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That sign!
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Come on.
255
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That's completely inexcusable.
256
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And it's not true.
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Not really... this officially
a feud between you and me.
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And there's only one way
to solve it.
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A sing-off featuring the music
of two feuding superstars?
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Oh, I read all about it
261
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in WhoGivesACrap.biz.
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Fine. Nicki Minaj
versus Mariah Carey.
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I will sing Nicki,
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due to my Trinidad roots.
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And if you win the challenge,
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I'll tear up your
Cheerios! Contract.
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Fine, perfect.
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But that will never,
ever happen
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because you are looking
into the face of...
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Evil.
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I was going to say
high school cheerleading
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national champion,
but thank you.
273
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I don't think it's fair that
you're pissed at me about this.
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I didn't do anything.
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You let him kiss you.
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What was I supposed to do?
277
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It's not like he took
a running start.
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You're supposed
to not let him think
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that it was even a possibility.
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Fine, I'll own that.
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I haven't minded the fact
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that both of you are into me.
283
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And I certainly
didn't discourage him,
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which wasn't fair to him
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or to you.
286
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But are you telling me
that you've
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completely stopped flirting
with other girls?
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I would never do anything.
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So if some Cheerio you're
uncontrollably flirting with
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suddenly decides to kiss you,
you're just gonna
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backflip out of the way
before her lips
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touch yours?
293
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So what are we even
talking about here?
294
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Are you seriously worried that
I'm gonna leave you for Ryder?
295
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I don't know.
I mean, he kicked butt
296
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with all this
Valentine's Day stuff
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and he's like two inches taller
than what I am.
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I'm not.
299
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I won't.
300
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I love you
and that means something to me.
301
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It's not just words.
302
00:14:03,382 --> 00:14:06,601
Well, are you afraid that
I'm gonna leave you for someone?
303
00:14:06,635 --> 00:14:08,519
Not as much anymore.
304
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Good.
305
00:14:10,939 --> 00:14:13,391
Because it's me and you
against the world.
306
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Especially Ryder.
307
00:14:15,894 --> 00:14:18,112
I mean, I thought he was
a good dude, but...
308
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he's not a friend.
309
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You need to ice him out.
310
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I can't do that.
311
00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:25,036
I mean, you can stay mad at him
312
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if you want, but I have
to be more forgiving.
313
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How can you do that to me?
314
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It's gonna tick me off
every time I see you
315
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talking to him.
Do you trust me?
316
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Do you believe that I love you?
317
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Yes, but...
318
00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:38,633
Then it doesn't matter
who I talk to.
319
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Because no matter
where I am or what I'm doing,
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I'm with you.
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d I was justified
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d When I was five
323
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d Raising Cain
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d I spit in your eye
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d Times are changing
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d Now the poor get fat
327
00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,336
d But the fever's
gonna catch you d
328
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d When the bitch gets back
329
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:20,291
d I'm gonna dress you up in
my love d
d In my love d
330
00:15:20,342 --> 00:15:21,959
d All over, all over
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00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,345
d All over your body d
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00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,914
d Gonna dress you up
in my love d
333
00:15:26,932 --> 00:15:30,518
d All over your body,
all over your body d
334
00:15:30,552 --> 00:15:33,420
d Eat meat on a Friday,
that's all right d
335
00:15:33,439 --> 00:15:37,108
d I even like steak
on a Saturday night d
336
00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:39,944
d I can bitch the best
at your social dues d
337
00:15:39,978 --> 00:15:42,864
d I get high in the evening,
sniffing pots of glue d
338
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,450
d I'm gonna dress you up
in my love d
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00:15:45,484 --> 00:15:46,617
d In my love d
340
00:15:46,652 --> 00:15:48,536
d All over, all over
341
00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,537
d The bitch is back d
342
00:15:49,571 --> 00:15:50,872
d Gonna dress you up
343
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,123
d In my love
344
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d In my love,
all over, all over d
345
00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:56,110
d From your head
down to your toes d
346
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:59,464
d I entertain
by picking brains d
347
00:15:59,498 --> 00:16:01,448
d My love d I sell my soul
348
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,617
d By dropping names
349
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:04,618
d You don't like those,
my God d
350
00:16:04,636 --> 00:16:06,337
d In my love d What's that
351
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,955
d Oh, it's full
of nasty habits d
352
00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:10,475
d When the bitch gets back
353
00:16:10,509 --> 00:16:12,510
d Oh, yeah
354
00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:23,821
d Oh, I'll dress you up d
355
00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:26,473
d Dress you up in my love,
in my love d
356
00:16:26,492 --> 00:16:27,575
d All over, all over d
357
00:16:27,609 --> 00:16:29,911
d In my love d
358
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,579
d Gonna dress you up
in my love d
359
00:16:31,613 --> 00:16:32,663
d Gonna dress you up
in my love d
360
00:16:32,698 --> 00:16:34,499
d All over your body d
361
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:35,500
d Oh, whoa, oh, oh
362
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,668
d Gonna dress you up
in my love d
363
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:40,338
d Dress you up in my love
364
00:16:40,372 --> 00:16:42,507
d Gonna dress you up
in my love d
365
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:44,425
d Gonna dress
you up in my love d
366
00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,327
d In my love
367
00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:47,178
d All over your body d
368
00:16:47,212 --> 00:16:48,513
d In my love
369
00:16:48,547 --> 00:16:51,098
d Gonna dress you up
in my love d
370
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:53,684
d The bitch is back
371
00:16:56,638 --> 00:16:58,505
Yeah!
372
00:16:58,524 --> 00:17:00,358
Wow, guys, that was incredible.
373
00:17:00,392 --> 00:17:02,009
What inspired that mashup?
374
00:17:02,027 --> 00:17:03,510
I mean, the thing was feuds
so we just...
375
00:17:03,529 --> 00:17:05,512
So Unique demanded mediation.
376
00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:08,616
Might I suggest doing an
Elton John/Madonna mashup?
377
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,401
Madonna finally forgave
Elton John for calling her
378
00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:11,452
"a fairground stripper"
379
00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:13,354
and saying that
her career was over,
380
00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,623
but their decade-long
feud was epic.
381
00:17:15,657 --> 00:17:18,292
Unique is, was, and ever
shall be Madonna.
382
00:17:19,328 --> 00:17:21,546
He can try
to be Sir Elton, but...
383
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,014
you ain't got it.
384
00:17:23,048 --> 00:17:25,466
Well, the awesome things
about feuds is
385
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that once all the anger
has gotten out,
386
00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:30,054
you can shake on it and
let bygones be bygones.
387
00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:33,040
Unique would happily shake
Ryder's hand, but first...
388
00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:34,559
say I'm a girl.
389
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:40,264
Look, I'm just
so confused, okay?
390
00:17:40,315 --> 00:17:42,233
Yesterday you're dressed
as a boy; today you're a girl.
391
00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:43,651
What-what bathroom
do you use?
392
00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:44,986
I mean, make up your mind.
393
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,404
It doesn't matter what you see.
394
00:17:46,438 --> 00:17:48,606
You don't get to decide for me.
395
00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:54,561
You are a douchebag, dude.
396
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,998
I mean, in this room we can
be whatever we want to be.
397
00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:03,504
Becky, it's no secret
398
00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:06,591
you are
Nicki Minaj's biggest fan.
399
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:07,942
Minaj!
400
00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,510
Inside voice, Becky.
401
00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,128
I need your expert advice.
402
00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:12,263
Now I've got wigs in every shade
403
00:18:12,297 --> 00:18:13,514
of Jell-O,
404
00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,516
and costumes
from Lima's Circus Museum,
405
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,902
but if I am going
to win this feud...
406
00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:20,304
and I must win this feud...
407
00:18:20,355 --> 00:18:24,108
I can't just be a mere mirage
of Minaj, no.
408
00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:26,611
I must become her.
409
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:29,280
Easy, Coach.
Practice your Minaj face.
410
00:18:29,314 --> 00:18:31,598
I think you said,
"Practice your Minaj face."
411
00:18:31,617 --> 00:18:33,200
Excellent.
412
00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:44,111
Great, moving on.
Most important...
413
00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:45,630
I'm one step ahead
of you, Becky.
414
00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:48,466
It's time to perfect my Nicki-
Minaj-where-the-hell-did-that...
415
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,384
come-from-cuckoo-
for-Cocoa-Puffs...
416
00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:52,553
crazy-pants threat.
417
00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:55,589
I'm not putting up
with Your Highness.
418
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,977
It's off with your head.
419
00:19:00,012 --> 00:19:01,896
Don't you call me a gangster.
What?
420
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,630
Every time you patronize me,
421
00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:06,067
I will take it back.
422
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:06,901
Leave me alone.
423
00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,569
I will knock you out.
424
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:11,856
Getting there, Coach.
425
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,651
Five, six,
seven, eight.
426
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,977
Two, four,
427
00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:20,979
six...
428
00:19:20,997 --> 00:19:23,281
Come on, guys, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, please.
429
00:19:23,315 --> 00:19:25,667
This is not gonna cut it
with Cassie, okay?
430
00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:27,285
Let's do it from the top.
431
00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:28,820
Just don't get
too close, girls.
432
00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:29,754
Unless you're immune
433
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,756
to the herps.
434
00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:34,317
Take five.
435
00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:36,196
How did you get in here?
436
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:37,814
Don't apply logic to Lopez.
437
00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:39,199
And if what I just saw
is any indication,
438
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,984
I can get in here
any time I want.
439
00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:43,119
I've got moves your
mannequin ass couldn't handle.
440
00:19:43,154 --> 00:19:45,071
Do you know what
your problem is, Santana?
441
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:46,990
You're loud and you're rude,
442
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:49,159
and you think
that attitude equals talent.
443
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,711
A hardcore friend.
444
00:19:51,746 --> 00:19:53,997
Rachel and Kurt are my family,
445
00:19:54,048 --> 00:19:55,382
and I can smell
your sketchiness from here.
446
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:57,050
So let me tell you
how it's gonna be.
447
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,386
You're gonna move out
of our apartment tonight
448
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:02,756
or I can dig a little deeper
and destroy you.
449
00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:03,790
You're all talk and no proof.
450
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:04,791
Don't need proof.
451
00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:06,426
I know exactly what you are.
452
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,012
Yo, fly girls, can
I get some backup?
453
00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:10,847
If you're any kind of dancer,
this one should be
454
00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,899
in your bones.
455
00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:24,611
d He's a coldhearted snake
456
00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:25,445
d Girl d
457
00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,647
d Look into his eyes
458
00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:30,951
d Uh-oh, girl, don't play
the fool now d
459
00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:32,702
d You're the one
giving up the love d
460
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,704
d Any time he needs it
461
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,623
d But you turn your back
462
00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:38,792
d And then he's off
and running with the crowd d
463
00:20:38,826 --> 00:20:40,877
d You're the one to sacrifice
464
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:43,113
d Anything to please him
465
00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:45,115
d Do you really think he thinks
about you when he's out d
466
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,734
d He's a coldhearted snake
467
00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:49,402
Girl, look into his eyes d
468
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,237
Uh-oh d
469
00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:52,839
d He's been telling lies
470
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:53,840
d He's a lover boy
471
00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:55,508
d At play, girl
472
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,093
d He don't play by rules
473
00:20:57,128 --> 00:20:59,078
d Oh-oh, uh-oh
474
00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:01,514
d Girl, don't play
the fool now d
475
00:21:01,549 --> 00:21:03,600
d It was only late last night
476
00:21:03,634 --> 00:21:05,602
d He was out there sneakin'
477
00:21:05,636 --> 00:21:09,422
d Then he called to check that
you were waitin' by the phone d
478
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,057
d All the world's
a candy store d
479
00:21:11,091 --> 00:21:12,943
d He's been trick or treatin'
480
00:21:12,977 --> 00:21:15,445
d When it comes to true love,
girl, with him d
481
00:21:15,479 --> 00:21:16,947
d There's no one home
482
00:21:16,981 --> 00:21:18,565
d He's a coldhearted snake
483
00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:21,234
d Girl, look into his eyes
484
00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:24,621
d Uh-oh, he's been
telling lies d
485
00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:26,239
d He's a lover boy at play
486
00:21:26,273 --> 00:21:28,208
d Girl, he don't play by rules
487
00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:33,797
d Oh-oh, uh-oh, girl,
don't play the fool now d
488
00:21:33,831 --> 00:21:38,251
d You can find
somebody better, girl d
489
00:21:38,285 --> 00:21:41,454
d He's c-cold as ice
490
00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:43,807
d As cold as ice
491
00:21:47,094 --> 00:21:50,930
d He's cold as ice
492
00:21:50,964 --> 00:21:54,150
d He's cold as ice d
493
00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:56,135
d Stay away from him, girl
494
00:21:56,153 --> 00:21:58,154
d C-C-Coldhearted
495
00:21:58,189 --> 00:22:00,156
d Ooh, ah, ah
496
00:22:00,191 --> 00:22:03,810
d C-C-C-Coldhearted snake
497
00:22:03,828 --> 00:22:05,996
d He's a coldhearted snake
498
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:07,781
d Look into his eyes
499
00:22:07,815 --> 00:22:09,616
d Uh-oh
500
00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:11,001
d He's been telling lies
501
00:22:11,035 --> 00:22:13,787
d He's a lover boy at play
502
00:22:13,821 --> 00:22:15,505
d He don't play by rules
503
00:22:15,539 --> 00:22:17,841
d Oh, uh-oh
504
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:19,843
d Girl, don't play the fool,
no d
505
00:22:19,877 --> 00:22:21,828
d Coldhearted snake
506
00:22:21,846 --> 00:22:23,963
d Look into his eyes
507
00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:25,632
d Uh-oh
508
00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:29,669
d Oh, oh, oh,
he's a coldhearted snake. d
509
00:22:30,888 --> 00:22:32,222
Pack your bags.
510
00:22:36,193 --> 00:22:37,193
In the '90s,
511
00:22:37,228 --> 00:22:38,478
the media pitted two
512
00:22:38,512 --> 00:22:39,512
of America's hottest
music groups
513
00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:41,197
against one another
514
00:22:41,232 --> 00:22:43,850
in an epic clash
for pop culture supremacy.
515
00:22:43,868 --> 00:22:45,151
And just so y'all know,
516
00:22:45,185 --> 00:22:46,202
we'll be joining
this performance
517
00:22:46,237 --> 00:22:48,455
because we
are basically Switzerland,
518
00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:50,490
and we support all parties
that are involved.
519
00:22:50,524 --> 00:22:51,458
Thank you.
520
00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:54,026
Whatever. Begin, please.
521
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,168
d Hey, hey
522
00:23:02,202 --> 00:23:03,202
d Bye, bye, bye
523
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:04,854
d Bye, bye
524
00:23:06,924 --> 00:23:08,558
d Oh, oh
525
00:23:08,592 --> 00:23:11,728
d I'm doing this tonight
526
00:23:11,762 --> 00:23:14,647
d You're probably
gonna start a fight d
527
00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:16,683
d So now it's time to leave
528
00:23:16,717 --> 00:23:18,651
d And make it alone
529
00:23:18,686 --> 00:23:22,188
d I know that
I can't take no more d
530
00:23:22,222 --> 00:23:24,557
d It ain't no lie
531
00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:27,193
d I want to see you
out that door d
532
00:23:27,227 --> 00:23:28,528
d Baby, bye, bye, bye
533
00:23:28,562 --> 00:23:31,230
d You are
534
00:23:31,248 --> 00:23:33,166
d My fire
535
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:38,588
d My one desire
536
00:23:38,622 --> 00:23:40,907
d Believe
537
00:23:40,925 --> 00:23:44,010
d When I say
538
00:23:44,044 --> 00:23:49,081
d I want it that way
539
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,618
d Bye, bye, don't want
to be a fool for you d
540
00:23:51,652 --> 00:23:55,188
d Just another player
in your game for two d
541
00:23:55,222 --> 00:23:58,090
d It might sound crazy,
but it ain't no lie d
542
00:23:58,109 --> 00:24:00,259
d Baby, bye, bye, bye
d Tell me why
543
00:24:00,277 --> 00:24:03,062
d Ain't nothing
but a heartache d
544
00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:05,115
d Tell me why
545
00:24:05,149 --> 00:24:09,068
d Ain't nothing but a mistake
546
00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:10,453
d Tell me why
547
00:24:10,488 --> 00:24:14,624
d I never want to hear you say
548
00:24:14,658 --> 00:24:19,129
d I want it that way
549
00:24:19,163 --> 00:24:21,581
d You are
550
00:24:21,615 --> 00:24:24,250
d My fire
551
00:24:24,284 --> 00:24:26,252
d You are
552
00:24:26,286 --> 00:24:30,140
d You are, you are, you are d
553
00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:34,894
d Don't want to hear you say
554
00:24:34,929 --> 00:24:38,898
d Bye, bye, bye d Ain't
nothing but a heartache d
555
00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:40,600
d Make it tough
556
00:24:40,634 --> 00:24:43,153
d Ain't nothing but a...
557
00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:45,155
d Ain't no lie, bye, bye
558
00:24:45,189 --> 00:24:48,274
d Don't want to be a fool
for you d
d You are my fire
559
00:24:48,308 --> 00:24:51,644
d Just another player in your
game for two d
d Tell me why
560
00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:53,163
d You may hate me
d I want it that way
561
00:24:53,197 --> 00:24:54,247
d But it ain't no lie
562
00:24:54,281 --> 00:24:55,648
d Baby, bye, bye, bye
563
00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,168
d Don't really want
to make it tough d
564
00:24:58,202 --> 00:25:00,486
d I just want to tell you that
I had enough d
d One desire
565
00:25:00,504 --> 00:25:02,455
d Tell me why
d It might sound crazy
566
00:25:02,489 --> 00:25:06,009
d But it ain't no lie, baby, bye,
bye, bye d
d I want it that way
567
00:25:06,043 --> 00:25:07,844
d Bye, bye.
568
00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:19,243
Well, the love on the stage
is obvious.
569
00:25:19,277 --> 00:25:21,779
You two bros need
to just hug it out.
570
00:25:21,797 --> 00:25:24,799
I'm in.
571
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,834
What do you say, Mr. Shue?
572
00:25:32,925 --> 00:25:34,792
I-I want to, Finn.
573
00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,811
I-I really do, I just...
574
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:39,430
I can't.
575
00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:46,654
Fine. Cool.
576
00:25:46,689 --> 00:25:50,108
There's nothing I can do or say
to win back your trust.
577
00:25:50,142 --> 00:25:52,143
I get it.
578
00:25:54,312 --> 00:25:56,664
For whatever it's worth, thanks.
579
00:25:56,699 --> 00:25:59,200
For everything.
580
00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:09,677
Guess who just got a job
581
00:26:09,712 --> 00:26:12,130
tending bar
at the Coyote Ugly saloon
582
00:26:12,164 --> 00:26:14,098
down on First Street?
583
00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:15,600
Hopefully it bodes better
for me
584
00:26:15,634 --> 00:26:17,668
than any of the has-beens
who starred in that movie.
585
00:26:17,686 --> 00:26:19,337
Santana, if you'd just take
a seat, please
586
00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,606
and join us for a little
family loft conversation.
587
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,191
Creepy,
588
00:26:23,225 --> 00:26:25,143
but okay.
589
00:26:25,177 --> 00:26:27,311
We just got off the phone
590
00:26:27,345 --> 00:26:28,696
with Brody.
591
00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:30,631
Did you confront him
592
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:33,284
at NYADA with a
Paula Abdul song?
593
00:26:33,318 --> 00:26:34,202
You can't just
594
00:26:34,236 --> 00:26:35,686
march on in there
595
00:26:35,704 --> 00:26:37,288
and like, act all crazy, okay?
596
00:26:37,322 --> 00:26:38,706
We go to school there.
597
00:26:38,741 --> 00:26:41,392
That was the best performance
that place has seen in years.
598
00:26:44,246 --> 00:26:46,364
We want you to move out.
599
00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:49,133
You're joking.
600
00:26:49,168 --> 00:26:50,118
We're not.
601
00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,337
Olsen twins,
let me tell you something.
602
00:26:53,371 --> 00:26:55,223
I have known you both
for years,
603
00:26:55,257 --> 00:26:57,308
and I don't like either of you
90% of the time.
604
00:26:57,342 --> 00:27:00,044
In fact, your wide-eyed,
Keane painting approach of life
605
00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:03,848
makes my teeth hurt
and my breasts ache with rage,
606
00:27:03,882 --> 00:27:06,234
but you know what,
I have love for you.
607
00:27:07,219 --> 00:27:08,719
You're my family,
608
00:27:08,737 --> 00:27:10,188
and I haven't lied to you
in months.
609
00:27:10,222 --> 00:27:12,023
I'm smarter about other people
than the both of you.
610
00:27:12,057 --> 00:27:13,324
You have to trust me.
611
00:27:13,358 --> 00:27:15,860
Santana, you're making Brody
feel uncomfortable, okay?
612
00:27:15,894 --> 00:27:18,329
And he was here first,
so you either lay off of it
613
00:27:18,363 --> 00:27:19,396
or you move out.
614
00:27:21,617 --> 00:27:23,668
Fine.
615
00:27:23,702 --> 00:27:25,036
That's fine.
616
00:27:25,070 --> 00:27:26,904
You know what, I don't...
I don't mind going.
617
00:27:26,922 --> 00:27:29,006
I ran into Lena Dunham
618
00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:30,708
at Barney's,
619
00:27:30,742 --> 00:27:33,094
and she told me
that I could crash with her
620
00:27:33,128 --> 00:27:35,096
if I ever needed to,
so that's cool
621
00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:36,848
'cause she has
two Golden Globes.
622
00:27:36,882 --> 00:27:39,250
Oh, you know what,
and another thing.
623
00:27:39,268 --> 00:27:42,120
I have what Access Hollywood
calls street smarts.
624
00:27:43,772 --> 00:27:45,422
I'm right about plastic man.
625
00:27:57,386 --> 00:27:59,220
I'm pretty sure
she just stole my comforter.
626
00:27:59,254 --> 00:28:00,304
Bitch took my pillow.
627
00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:07,212
Enough about me
and my sad, boring stories.
628
00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:13,268
I killed it,
but we're still feuding.
629
00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:15,704
I just can't in good conscience
call him a woman.
630
00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:17,772
I respect his choices...
631
00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,891
I could put on a bunny suit
632
00:28:19,909 --> 00:28:22,193
and hop around school
giving out chocolate eggs.
633
00:28:29,702 --> 00:28:31,620
Yeah, totally.
634
00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:33,772
Can you prove it?
635
00:28:33,806 --> 00:28:35,757
I mean, if someone were to say
that we aren't friends
636
00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:37,809
because we haven't even met
in person...
637
00:28:39,779 --> 00:28:42,013
Pissed off.
638
00:28:42,048 --> 00:28:45,016
Well, this Wade/Unique
guy believes he's a girl.
639
00:28:45,051 --> 00:28:46,685
He doesn't need any proof.
640
00:28:46,719 --> 00:28:48,603
It's his truth.
641
00:28:51,307 --> 00:28:55,977
How are you so smart
and so hot at the same time?
642
00:28:57,563 --> 00:29:01,900
Send me another shirtless
pic when you get the chance.
643
00:29:06,739 --> 00:29:08,439
Wow.
644
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,441
d Oh
645
00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:13,328
d Yeah
646
00:29:13,379 --> 00:29:15,130
d Mmm
647
00:29:15,164 --> 00:29:18,166
d You look in my eyes
648
00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:20,719
d And I get emotional
649
00:29:20,753 --> 00:29:22,003
d Inside
650
00:29:22,054 --> 00:29:23,722
d I know it's crazy
651
00:29:23,756 --> 00:29:24,956
d But you still can touch
652
00:29:24,974 --> 00:29:26,808
d My heart
653
00:29:26,842 --> 00:29:28,309
d And after all this time
654
00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:30,461
d You'd think that I
655
00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:32,130
d Wouldn't feel the same
656
00:29:32,148 --> 00:29:34,349
d But time melts into nothing
657
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,468
d And nothing's changed
658
00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:40,188
d I still believe
659
00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:43,307
d That someday you and me
660
00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:45,193
d Will find ourselves
661
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:47,746
d In love again
662
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:50,498
d Oh, baby, yeah
d I still believe d
663
00:29:50,533 --> 00:29:53,201
d Baby, I do
d Someday you and me d
664
00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:56,037
d Just give me one more try
665
00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:57,505
d In love again.
666
00:30:01,127 --> 00:30:03,928
d Oh, yeah
667
00:30:03,963 --> 00:30:05,830
d Oh
668
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:08,349
d This one is for the boys
with the booming system d
669
00:30:08,384 --> 00:30:10,018
d Top down,
AC with the cooling system d
670
00:30:10,052 --> 00:30:12,270
d When he come up in the club,
he be blazing up d
671
00:30:12,304 --> 00:30:14,389
d He got stacks on deck
like he saving up d
672
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,224
d And he ill, he real,
he might got a deal d
673
00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:18,359
d He pop bottles and he got
the right kind of bill d
674
00:30:18,394 --> 00:30:20,061
d He cold, he dope,
he might be broke d
675
00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:21,529
d He always in the air,
but he never fly coach d
676
00:30:21,564 --> 00:30:24,182
d He a total freaking trip,
trip, sailor of the ship, ship d
677
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,784
d When he make it drip, drip,
kiss him on the lip, lip d
678
00:30:25,818 --> 00:30:27,351
d That's the kind of dude
I was looking for d
679
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:29,404
d And yes, you'll get slapped
if you looking, ho d
680
00:30:29,455 --> 00:30:31,456
d I said, "Excuse me,
you're a hell of a guy d"
681
00:30:31,490 --> 00:30:32,874
d "I mean, my-my-my-my,
you're like pelican fly d
682
00:30:32,908 --> 00:30:35,410
d "I mean, you're so shy
and I'm loving your tie d
683
00:30:35,461 --> 00:30:37,796
d You're like slicker than the
guy with the thing on his eye" d
684
00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:39,297
d Oh, yes, I did, yes, I did
685
00:30:39,331 --> 00:30:41,049
d Somebody please tell him
who the hell I is d
686
00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:42,533
d I am Nicki Minaj,
I mack them dudes up d
687
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:44,535
d Back coupes up,
chuck the deuce up d
688
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:47,422
d Boy, you got my heartbeat
runnin' away d
689
00:30:47,473 --> 00:30:50,975
d Beatin' like a drum
and it's coming your way d
690
00:30:51,010 --> 00:30:52,877
d Can't you hear the boom
691
00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:54,979
d Badoom, boom, boom, badoom,
boom bass d
692
00:30:55,014 --> 00:30:57,048
d That's the super bass,
boom, badoom, boom d
693
00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:59,884
d Boom, badoom, boom bass,
that's the super bass d
694
00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:02,487
d This heartbeat runnin' away
695
00:31:02,521 --> 00:31:06,491
d Don't you hear that heartbeat
comin' your way? d
696
00:31:06,525 --> 00:31:08,159
d Oh, it feel like boom,
badoom, boom d
697
00:31:08,194 --> 00:31:10,445
d Boom, badoom, boom bass
d I still believe
698
00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:12,280
d Can't you hear that boom,
badoom, boom d
699
00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:13,564
d Boom, badoom, boom bass?
700
00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:18,486
d Don't you know
that I still believe d
701
00:31:18,521 --> 00:31:20,939
d That someday you and me
702
00:31:20,973 --> 00:31:22,574
d Can't you hear
that boom, badoom, boom d
703
00:31:22,608 --> 00:31:24,141
d Boom, badoom, boom bass?
704
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,244
d Will love again
705
00:31:26,278 --> 00:31:29,313
d Boom, badoom, boom,
boom, badoom, boom bass d
706
00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:30,281
d That's the super bass
707
00:31:30,315 --> 00:31:34,118
d I had a dream
708
00:31:34,152 --> 00:31:36,337
d That one day you and me
709
00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:38,339
d Boom, boom, boom, boom,
badoom, boom d
710
00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,457
d Boom, badoom, boom bass
711
00:31:39,491 --> 00:31:41,342
d Will love again
712
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,928
d Boom, badoom, boom,
boom, badoom, boom bass d
713
00:31:43,963 --> 00:31:45,496
d Yeah,
that's that super bass. d
714
00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:52,604
And that, ladies, gays,
and in-betweeners,
715
00:31:52,638 --> 00:31:53,521
and hag for life,
716
00:31:53,556 --> 00:31:54,839
is how it's done.
717
00:31:54,857 --> 00:31:56,274
Impressive, Sue, both of you.
718
00:31:56,308 --> 00:31:58,142
But Coach Sylvester used like,
719
00:31:58,176 --> 00:31:59,844
feathers and a black light,
720
00:31:59,879 --> 00:32:02,113
and she brought in the Cheerios.
Yeah, that's not fair.
721
00:32:02,147 --> 00:32:04,315
Yes, but nobody ever said
life is fair, Tina.
722
00:32:04,349 --> 00:32:05,867
So, William,
723
00:32:05,901 --> 00:32:07,936
though it's shockingly clear
who the winner is,
724
00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,520
would you do the honors,
725
00:32:09,538 --> 00:32:11,372
and unlike that interminably
long voting montage
726
00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:12,790
at the end of Lincoln,
727
00:32:12,825 --> 00:32:14,125
let's make this fast.
728
00:32:14,159 --> 00:32:17,212
Show of hands for
Blaine as Mariah.
729
00:32:17,246 --> 00:32:18,379
Thank you, Tina.
730
00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:19,530
Come on.
731
00:32:19,548 --> 00:32:20,364
Noted.
732
00:32:20,382 --> 00:32:23,034
All in favor of Sue as Nicki?
733
00:32:24,837 --> 00:32:27,805
Well, I hope you're ready
for some form-fitting polyester,
734
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,007
gay Clark Kent
735
00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,475
from season one of Smallville,
736
00:32:30,509 --> 00:32:32,477
because it looks like
you're going to be the bottom
737
00:32:32,511 --> 00:32:36,397
of my Cheerios pyramid
after all.
738
00:32:53,565 --> 00:32:55,950
So you really are leaving?
739
00:32:58,370 --> 00:32:59,454
Yeah.
740
00:33:02,407 --> 00:33:04,842
I just wanted to thank you
for everything
741
00:33:04,877 --> 00:33:06,761
you did for me.
742
00:33:12,417 --> 00:33:13,584
Thank you.
743
00:33:16,254 --> 00:33:17,221
So...
744
00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:18,523
what's next for you?
745
00:33:18,557 --> 00:33:20,108
I don't know.
746
00:33:20,142 --> 00:33:21,425
Probably a lot of long hours
747
00:33:21,443 --> 00:33:22,927
of figuring out
what's next for me.
748
00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:29,450
Um...
749
00:33:30,986 --> 00:33:32,287
Can I speak freely?
750
00:33:32,321 --> 00:33:35,773
Yeah, sure, I'm not your
commanding officer or anything.
751
00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:37,075
Say whatever you want.
752
00:33:37,109 --> 00:33:40,378
Dude, you really need
to grow a pair.
753
00:33:40,412 --> 00:33:43,131
Maybe you should go back
to not speaking so freely.
754
00:33:43,165 --> 00:33:44,299
I know that
755
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,134
you're feeling bad about
yourself right now.
756
00:33:46,168 --> 00:33:48,252
And I also know
how just one kiss
757
00:33:48,286 --> 00:33:50,221
can get you into
a whole lot of trouble.
758
00:33:50,255 --> 00:33:51,556
Believe me.
759
00:33:51,590 --> 00:33:55,259
But if Mr. Shue doesn't want you
around anymore, forget him.
760
00:33:55,293 --> 00:33:57,428
Don't let him define you.
761
00:33:57,462 --> 00:33:59,814
Problem is, he does define me.
762
00:33:59,848 --> 00:34:03,267
The four years I spent
in this Glee Club
763
00:34:03,301 --> 00:34:04,936
defines me.
764
00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:06,738
This whole freakin' school
defines me,
765
00:34:06,772 --> 00:34:08,156
and without it, I am...
766
00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:10,441
I just feel... lost.
767
00:34:10,475 --> 00:34:11,492
So...
768
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,761
After we lost Sectionals, I was
769
00:34:13,796 --> 00:34:15,079
terrified
770
00:34:15,114 --> 00:34:16,898
that everything was
just going to fall apart,
771
00:34:16,932 --> 00:34:18,315
but you fought
772
00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:20,001
to keep us together.
773
00:34:20,035 --> 00:34:21,452
You're a natural leader, Finn.
774
00:34:21,486 --> 00:34:23,788
A teacher.
775
00:34:23,822 --> 00:34:26,090
You don't need
Mr. Shue's approval to be that.
776
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,091
Yeah,
777
00:34:27,126 --> 00:34:28,159
but I do need a little thing
778
00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:29,160
called a teaching degree.
779
00:34:29,178 --> 00:34:30,962
So...
780
00:34:31,964 --> 00:34:33,497
...go get one.
781
00:34:48,522 --> 00:34:49,972
You gonna challenge
all three of us to a feud now?
782
00:34:49,990 --> 00:34:52,108
Look, I asked you guys here
for a truce.
783
00:34:53,494 --> 00:34:54,477
Okay, sometimes
784
00:34:54,495 --> 00:34:55,862
I don't know how to fit in here.
785
00:34:57,047 --> 00:34:58,981
But kissing you, Marley...
786
00:34:58,999 --> 00:35:00,650
that was so out of line,
and I'm sorry.
787
00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:01,984
It's okay.
788
00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:04,954
It's not, but...
I'll never do it again.
789
00:35:06,924 --> 00:35:09,208
Look, friendship is about trust.
790
00:35:09,259 --> 00:35:10,993
Okay? It's like
when we're playing football.
791
00:35:11,011 --> 00:35:13,346
Look, I fumbled
the ball this time,
792
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,548
but you know I have good hands.
793
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:16,683
I just made a mistake.
794
00:35:16,717 --> 00:35:18,017
You know
795
00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:19,385
if you give me the ball again,
796
00:35:19,436 --> 00:35:20,553
I won't let you down.
797
00:35:25,275 --> 00:35:27,343
Yeah, but it might take
a little while.
798
00:35:27,361 --> 00:35:28,344
I take that.
799
00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:29,729
Thank you.
800
00:35:30,781 --> 00:35:32,365
Unique...
801
00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:34,683
Look, I'm not gonna pretend
like I understand everything
802
00:35:34,702 --> 00:35:35,785
that's going on with you.
803
00:35:37,271 --> 00:35:39,021
But you have a truth,
804
00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:40,356
and as your friend,
805
00:35:40,391 --> 00:35:41,941
I need to support
that truth, so...
806
00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:43,493
you're a girl, dude.
807
00:35:44,945 --> 00:35:47,063
Holy crap, did I mess that up?
808
00:35:47,097 --> 00:35:48,130
No, it's just...
809
00:35:49,516 --> 00:35:51,434
That day, after we sang...
810
00:35:51,468 --> 00:35:54,771
I decided to walk home
in all my Leslie Uggams glory,
811
00:35:54,805 --> 00:35:57,824
and a group of popular girls
came after me.
812
00:35:57,858 --> 00:35:58,941
...serious?
Look at this.
813
00:35:58,975 --> 00:36:00,993
Are you a boy or a girl?
814
00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,279
Hey! Freak!
815
00:36:03,313 --> 00:36:05,147
Lady Freak!
816
00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:06,949
I got home before
they caught up to me,
817
00:36:06,983 --> 00:36:08,985
but I was so scared.
818
00:36:09,019 --> 00:36:10,653
I'm walking you home
from now on.
819
00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:11,671
Yeah. Me, too.
820
00:36:11,705 --> 00:36:13,339
Me, four.
821
00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:15,324
And P.S., do those bitches
go to this school?
822
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,826
'Cause if so,
I want their names
823
00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:18,327
so I can put Nair
in their shampoo bottles.
824
00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:20,329
Wait a minute. We're friends?
Look,
825
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,014
I don't know if it's 'cause
I've been dating Puckerman,
826
00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:24,434
which makes it really hard
to judge anyone...
827
00:36:24,468 --> 00:36:26,753
and I will deny it
outside in the real world...
828
00:36:26,787 --> 00:36:28,087
but, yes.
829
00:36:28,122 --> 00:36:29,088
We're friends.
830
00:36:29,123 --> 00:36:30,423
And we're in this together.
831
00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:31,507
I'm a winner,
832
00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:32,642
and I want to win Regionals.
833
00:36:32,676 --> 00:36:34,009
So we need to cut the crap
834
00:36:34,027 --> 00:36:35,111
and the fighting
835
00:36:35,145 --> 00:36:36,512
and tighten up
so we can win this.
836
00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:39,031
Friendships are tested
like this all the time.
837
00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:40,366
And the ones that are real
838
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,868
are the ones
that pass the test.
839
00:36:41,902 --> 00:36:43,786
Artie and Tina and Sam
and probably Brittany
840
00:36:43,821 --> 00:36:45,455
are all going to be gone
next year,
841
00:36:45,489 --> 00:36:46,773
and it's going to be up to us
842
00:36:46,807 --> 00:36:48,441
to keep up the Glee Club torch.
843
00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:50,710
Not just winning
competitions, but...
844
00:36:50,744 --> 00:36:53,796
the legacy of being
the only place at this school...
845
00:36:53,831 --> 00:36:55,465
at any school...
846
00:36:55,499 --> 00:36:56,999
where the most special thing
you can be is yourself.
847
00:36:57,033 --> 00:36:58,801
Think we're up for it?
848
00:36:58,836 --> 00:36:59,869
Are you kidding?
849
00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:01,838
This place ain't seen
nothing yet.
850
00:37:01,872 --> 00:37:03,306
Yeah!
Oh, yeah...
851
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:11,013
You look absolutely
852
00:37:11,047 --> 00:37:12,047
adorable.
853
00:37:12,065 --> 00:37:13,349
And just to show there's
854
00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:14,684
no animosity between us,
855
00:37:14,718 --> 00:37:16,051
I've decided to make
you and Becky
856
00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,987
my Cheerios!
Co-captains.
857
00:37:18,021 --> 00:37:19,405
Yes!
858
00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:22,057
I love you.
859
00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:23,359
Thank you.
860
00:37:23,393 --> 00:37:25,912
Let this be a life
lesson to you...
861
00:37:25,946 --> 00:37:28,397
one that you'll remember
20 years from now,
862
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:29,899
when you're playing
"Uncle Nubbins"
863
00:37:29,933 --> 00:37:32,001
on The Suite Life of
Zack and Cody reboot...
864
00:37:32,035 --> 00:37:34,337
that the real world is nothing
like the Glee Club,
865
00:37:34,371 --> 00:37:36,405
where you can join and rejoin,
866
00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,007
quit and requit
867
00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,675
whenever you're not crying
868
00:37:39,710 --> 00:37:41,377
or throwing confetti
at each other.
869
00:37:41,411 --> 00:37:43,830
Because in the real world,
there are commitments...
870
00:37:43,864 --> 00:37:46,065
and you're only as good
as your word.
871
00:37:50,053 --> 00:37:51,938
Blaine Devon Anderson,
872
00:37:51,972 --> 00:37:54,557
do I have your word
that you are
873
00:37:54,591 --> 00:37:56,692
fully committed to my team?
874
00:37:56,727 --> 00:37:57,894
What? She can't hear you!
875
00:37:57,928 --> 00:38:00,112
Yes, Coach Sylvester.
876
00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:02,565
All right.
877
00:38:02,599 --> 00:38:04,433
Gymnasium, 3:05.
878
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,769
Oh, a little trick
of the trade...
879
00:38:06,787 --> 00:38:08,571
from now on, wear a thong
880
00:38:08,605 --> 00:38:10,656
to avoid visible panty lines.
881
00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,643
How'd it go?
882
00:38:30,677 --> 00:38:31,928
Exactly as planned.
883
00:38:31,962 --> 00:38:33,062
I'm gonna work from the inside
884
00:38:33,096 --> 00:38:34,597
and bring her down.
885
00:38:34,631 --> 00:38:35,731
By the time we graduate,
886
00:38:35,766 --> 00:38:36,933
Sue Sylvester's reign of terror
887
00:38:36,967 --> 00:38:38,100
will finally be over.
888
00:38:38,135 --> 00:38:40,019
Excellent!
889
00:38:54,001 --> 00:38:56,035
Good evening, Vicky.
890
00:39:00,007 --> 00:39:01,357
Santana. How did you...
891
00:39:01,391 --> 00:39:02,992
I told you.
This is what I do.
892
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:04,293
You can't tell Rachel.
893
00:39:04,327 --> 00:39:06,345
Please, I'm not proud of this.
894
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:07,496
Save it.
895
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:08,864
I think there's someone
more important
896
00:39:08,899 --> 00:39:10,016
that you should convince
tonight.
897
00:39:15,672 --> 00:39:16,772
Okay.
898
00:39:16,807 --> 00:39:19,025
Well, I am going
to leave you two alone
899
00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:20,443
for a little girl talk.
900
00:39:20,477 --> 00:39:21,477
Have fun.
901
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,727
Listen, I can explain this.
Shut your mouth.
902
00:39:31,761 --> 00:39:33,228
After tonight...
903
00:39:33,263 --> 00:39:34,713
you're a ghost.
904
00:39:34,731 --> 00:39:37,215
You disappear
from her life forever.
905
00:39:37,233 --> 00:39:39,017
No good-byes, nothing.
906
00:39:39,051 --> 00:39:40,319
I love her.
907
00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:45,908
But she doesn't really even know
who you are.
908
00:39:47,443 --> 00:39:48,443
Yet.
909
00:39:50,747 --> 00:39:51,947
You can't tell her.
910
00:39:55,668 --> 00:39:57,002
Ah!
911
00:40:01,341 --> 00:40:02,758
Ah!
912
00:40:06,963 --> 00:40:09,848
Stay away from my future wife!
913
00:40:16,606 --> 00:40:18,640
d All I want to get is...
914
00:40:19,692 --> 00:40:22,811
d A little bit closer
915
00:40:23,863 --> 00:40:25,981
d All I want to know is
916
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:28,951
d Can you come
a little closer? d
917
00:40:30,703 --> 00:40:32,287
d Here comes the breath
918
00:40:32,322 --> 00:40:33,822
d Before we get
919
00:40:33,873 --> 00:40:36,792
d A little bit closer
920
00:40:36,826 --> 00:40:39,461
d Here comes the rush
921
00:40:39,495 --> 00:40:41,797
d Before we touch
922
00:40:41,831 --> 00:40:43,465
d Come a little closer
923
00:40:45,718 --> 00:40:46,969
d The lights are off
924
00:40:47,003 --> 00:40:49,421
d And the sun is
finally setting d
925
00:40:49,455 --> 00:40:53,308
d The night sky
is changing overhead d
926
00:40:53,343 --> 00:40:56,094
d It's not just all physical
927
00:40:56,128 --> 00:41:00,015
d I'm the type
who will get oh, so critical d
928
00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:03,301
d So let's make things
physical d
929
00:41:03,319 --> 00:41:04,770
d I won't treat you like
930
00:41:04,804 --> 00:41:06,772
d You're oh, so typical
931
00:41:06,806 --> 00:41:08,490
d I want you close
932
00:41:08,524 --> 00:41:09,992
d I want you
933
00:41:10,026 --> 00:41:13,662
d I won't treat you
like you're typical d
934
00:41:13,696 --> 00:41:15,497
d I want you close
935
00:41:15,531 --> 00:41:17,282
d I want you
936
00:41:17,316 --> 00:41:20,869
d I won't treat you
like you're typical d
937
00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:25,040
d Ooh, ooh-ooh
938
00:41:26,092 --> 00:41:27,793
d Ooh, ooh-ooh
939
00:41:27,827 --> 00:41:31,513
d Here come the dreams
of you and me d
940
00:41:31,547 --> 00:41:34,016
d Here come the dreams
941
00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:35,801
d Ooh, ooh, ooh
942
00:41:35,835 --> 00:41:38,720
d Here come the dreams
of you and me d
943
00:41:38,771 --> 00:41:41,857
d Here come the dreams...
944
00:41:41,891 --> 00:41:44,977
d It's not just all physical
945
00:41:45,011 --> 00:41:48,864
d I'm the type
who will get oh, so critical d
946
00:41:48,898 --> 00:41:52,534
d So let's make things
physical d
947
00:41:52,568 --> 00:41:56,021
d I won't treat you
like you're oh, so typical d
948
00:41:56,039 --> 00:41:57,990
d I want you close
949
00:41:58,024 --> 00:41:59,491
d I want you
950
00:41:59,525 --> 00:42:02,577
d I won't treat you
like you're typical d
951
00:42:02,629 --> 00:42:03,879
d Oh, oh, oh-oh
952
00:42:03,913 --> 00:42:05,881
d Oh, oh, oh-oh...
953
00:42:05,915 --> 00:42:07,499
d Oh, oh, oh-oh d
d I won't
954
00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:09,501
d Treat you
like you're typical d
955
00:42:09,535 --> 00:42:11,920
d All I want to get is
956
00:42:11,971 --> 00:42:12,921
d Doo doo doo-doo
957
00:42:12,972 --> 00:42:15,390
d A little bit closer
958
00:42:15,425 --> 00:42:16,758
d Doo doo doo
959
00:42:16,809 --> 00:42:19,594
d All I want to know is
960
00:42:19,646 --> 00:42:22,397
d Doo doo doo doo d
d Can
you come a little closer? d
961
00:42:22,432 --> 00:42:23,899
d Doo doo doo.
962
00:42:23,933 --> 00:42:26,601
So you apologized
to all of them?
963
00:42:26,653 --> 00:42:28,020
That's great.
964
00:42:28,054 --> 00:42:30,722
I'm so glad you all
have each others' backs.
965
00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:32,557
I couldn't have done it
without you.
966
00:42:32,575 --> 00:42:34,609
It's weird, but I haven't felt
this close
967
00:42:34,661 --> 00:42:37,412
to someone in a while.
968
00:42:37,447 --> 00:42:40,649
What about Marley? Are
you still crushing on her?
969
00:42:43,336 --> 00:42:46,104
I'm starting to feel like
maybe I've kind of moved on.
970
00:43:15,631 --> 00:43:19,811
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