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[ Shouting Questions ] [
Woman ] Here he comes!
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Mr. Claringtonl
Mr. Claringtoni
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What do you have to say
about the steroid allegations?
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I look fon/vard
to my day in court.
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Until then, I have no comment.
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But what about the report
that you look way too old...
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to still be in high school?
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- [ Clamoring ]
- What is your problem?
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A blood test administered by the
Show Choir Governing Board...
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tested positive
for performance-enhancing drugs,
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stripping Dalton Academy
of their sectionals title...
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and sending Lima's own McKinley High
School Show Choir to regionals...
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and a chance to repeat
as national champions.
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I can't believe it. This is
what they think news is now?
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- Andrea.
- I can't take this anymore.
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I cannot... take this...
anymore!
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I have had it!
I've had enough!
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I went to school for this?
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[ Laughing, Sobbing ]
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Well, it looks like someone's getting
a younger, hotter co-anchor.
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After the break, a Fort Wayne
squirrel who's also... a doctor?
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We'll be right back.
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[Cheering ]
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All right, people, we are back!
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First of all, big props
to Sam and Blaine...
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for all their hard work
to make this happen.
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But... there's no time
to celebrate.
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We just lost three weeks of
prep time for regionals,
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and we still have to raise $400...
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to pay for the bus to get to
the competition in Indianapolis.
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It's the Paris of Indiana.
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I propose a bake sale.
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I mean, it worked last time.
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Well, that's because Puck spiked
the cupcakes with Mary Jane.
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I'd cut off my hair
to sell it for extra cash.
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To who? Jamaican kids
with Rastafarian cancer?
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Or as rigging
on a haunted pirate ship?
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I could sell more of my semen.
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This is silly. I know exactly
how we're gonna get the money-
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The Men of McKinley calendar.
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Let's face it. This is the cutest
crop of Glee boys we've ever had.
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That's great. And it's January, so
it's the perfect time to sell them.
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There are six guys, so each
one can take two months.
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I think Blaine should
definitely be December.
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You can do a Santa thing,
but sexy. Sexy Claus.
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[ As Matthew McConaughey ] I'm in
as long as I can take my shirt off.
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Wait, why does it have
to be just the men?
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Why can't we objectify
the girls too?
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Girls are the ones
that buy stuff.
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We're responsible
for the consumer-driven economy.
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Those Twilight books
are poop on paper,
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and we've turned them
into a billion-dollar industry.
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Team Jacob.
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This could actually work.
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Tina, you're in charge.
You can set up the photo shoots.
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Everybody else, pick your months
and work on your concepts.
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- [ Students Clapping ] -
[ Girl ] Good job, Tina!
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Hey, what are you doing
after school today? Um-
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-4'; [ Dance Pop ] - [ I/I/omanj
♪ Fondue For Tw0./ He y_/ _/~
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♪ Fondue For Two
That's some hot dish ♪
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♪ Fondue For Two ♪♪
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Welcome back to Fondue For Two.
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You may know tonight's guest
only as the girl...
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with the fat mom who ruined
Sectionals for everybody.
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Please give it up for McKinley's
very own Marley Rose.
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[ Purring ]
[ Brittany claps ]
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So, Marley, is it true
that you spent six hours...
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- waiting in line to see The Hunger Games ?
- I love those books.
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So do you think that you relate
to The Hunger Games...
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because you yourself
are hungry?
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[Xylophone Flourish]
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[ Cat Meows ]
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When I was growing up, my mom
said that I was a pet psychic.
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That's cool.
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So tell me what Lord Tubbington
is thinking right now.
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- Yeah.
- [ Growls ]
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Think he wants
to lose some weight,
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and he has an online
gambling addiction.
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[ Imitates Buzzer]
Wrong.
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If you would've told me
that Lord Tubbington...
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was secretly a slumlord,
I would've believed you.
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None of your high-rises
are up to code.
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Those families are living in
squalor, and they deserve better.
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Aaah! Oh!
This is boiling hot!
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- Let's talk about boys.
- [ Gasps ]
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Please admit to my viewing audience
that you are in love with Jake.
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[ Singsongy]
Ithoughtso.
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If Jake is brave enough
to take off his clothes...
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for Glee's
Men of McKinley calendar,
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don't you think you owe him
the same courtesy?
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You mean,
take off my clothes?
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No. I meant that you should be
honest and vulnerable,
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and tell him
exactly how you feel.
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[School Bell Rings]
Sexy teen imbeciles.
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The S.A.T. scores are in, and
you have managed to receive...
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the highest and lowest scores
ever recorded at McKinley!
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Yes! I knew it.
Secret genius.
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Brittany S. Pierce has received...
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a near-perfect 2340
on her exam.
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- Wait, what? How?
- Clearly, she cheated!
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No, I did not cheat. I swear.
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All I did was, I filled in “A” for a while...
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and then “C” for a little bit...
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and then “D” and then
I did “A” again.
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Then I used the dots to draw
a clown and then a penis.
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Wait. [ Sighs ] What
were my scores?
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You got a 340,
which in clinical trials...
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is a score routinely
bested by monkeys.
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Sam, don't worry.
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Okay, you don't need to go to
college like the rest of us.
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You have
a really great body.
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You could be
a personal trainer.
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You could be a greeter
at Abercrombie.
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You could be a greeter at
Abercrombie's corporate headquarters.
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Whatever you want to do. But
meanwhile, my future looks bright.
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I'm gonna graduate. I'll go
to Harvard or “Princetown”...
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or “MITT”
or “Stanford and Son”...
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or the “University of California
at Charles Barkley's House,”
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'cause evidently,
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I'm one of the smartest
people in America.
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[ Footsteps Approaching ]
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Your audition was great. I don't
need to hear you read it again.
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Look, this film
is my senior thesis,
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and I'd like you
to be a part of it.
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- Any questions? - Your script,
Electra- It's so raw and personal.
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I just was wondering, um-
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Come Back to Me, Grandmother:
A Journey into AIzheimer's-
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Is that you
and- and your grandmother?
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The grandmother slipping
into dementia is...
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an allegory-
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Of course. Yeah. obviously,
of the end of the world.
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You would be playing
both me and,
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in the black-and-white
flashbacks,
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my grandmother.
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Okay -
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If you're willing to go
on this adventure with me.
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L- I would be honored.
I would.
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Great. There is one thing.
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You will have to be topless in
the ballroom scene with Titus.
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It's not going
to be a problem, is it?
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I'm a strong
and confident woman.
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I'm the one who asked Brody
to move in.
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I'm the one who almost made it out of
Agent Provocateur without giggling.
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And let's face it,
my breasts are my prizewinners.
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You almost made it out,
but you didn't.
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Let's face it. You're also
the girl who makes Brody...
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turn the lights off
when you're cuddling.
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You have a beautiful body,
but are you really ready...
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to expose yourself to the world?
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That's what all great artists do.
They expose themselves.
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Expose their souls,
not their flesh.
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But it's all part
of the same package.
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A-Am I really expected
to be able...
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to bare my soul if I'm ashamed
of the body that holds it?
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I think a little shame
is a good thing.
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You're not a porn star,
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even though your hair
and your makeup...
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makes you look like one.
[ Gasps ] That's mean.
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I'm sorry, but your hair has
gotten a little out of hand.
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Point taken.
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I guess there's only one
way to resolve this.
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Sing about it. Thank God.
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Hit it.
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♪♪ [ Mid-tempo Pop]
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♪ I thought I saw a man
brought to life ♪
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♪ He was warm
He came around ♪
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♪ Like he was dignified ♪
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♪ He showed me
what it was to cry ♪
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♪ Well, you couldn't be
the man I adored ♪
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♪ You don't seem to know;
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♪ Seem to care ♪
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♪ What your heart is for;
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♪ Oh, I don't
know him anymore ♪
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♪ There's nothing where
he used to lie ♪
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♪ The conversation has run dry;
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♪ And that's what's going on ♪
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♪ Nothing's fine
I'm torn ♪
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[Together]
♪ I'm all out of faith ♪
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♪ This is how I feel ♪
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♪ I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor;
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♪ Illusion never changed
into something real ♪
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♪ I'm wide awake, and I can see
the perfect sky is torn ♪
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♪ You're a little late ♪
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♪ I'm already torn ♪
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♪ So I guess
the fortune-teller's right ♪
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♪ I should have seen
just what was there ♪
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♪ And not some holy light;
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♪ But you crawled
beneath my veins and now;
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♪ I don't care
I have no luck;
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♪ I don't miss it
all that much ♪
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♪ There's just
so many things ♪
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[ Together] ♪ That I
can't touch I'm torn ♪
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♪ I'm all out of faith ♪
♪ I'm all out of faith ♪
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♪ This is how I feel ♪
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♪ How I feel ♪
♪ I'm cold and I'm ashamed ♪
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[ Together] ♪ Bound and
broken on the floor;
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♪ You're a little late ♪
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♪ I'm already torn ♪
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♪ I'm torn ♪
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♪♪ [ Both Vocalizing ]
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♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
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♪♪ [vocalizing Continues]
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♪ I'm already torn ♪♪
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Rachel, have you
made up your mind yet?
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I need to know right away so we can
get you fitted for clown shoes...
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for the “End of Times”
dream sequence.
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I'll do it.
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[School Bell Rings]
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Hey, Blaine. Will you please go
to the mall with me after school?
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I want to go clothes shopping.
Sure.
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- _/~_/~ [ Techno Pop ]
- Oh, sweet merciful Lord.
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[ Man ]
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, Yeah ♪♪
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[Girl ] Nice! [Girls Giggling ]
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Sam.
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What are you doing?
It's January.
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What do you mean? It's
hot out there, you know?
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Sun's out. It's like
way above freezing.
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Are you sure you're not
overcompensating a little?
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- Overcompensating for what?
- Your S.A.T. scores.
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We all heard that you tanked. But
don't worry. There are retests.
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You know what, dude? Like, if
you choose to be jealous...
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of my hard-core rockin' bod,
that's on you.
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For the record,
Blaine has an awesome body...
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and a perky
and delicious behind...
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that looks like it got baked to
perfection by some sort of master chef.
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Thanks, Tina.
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Sam, I'm just looking out for you.
I'm trying to be your friend.
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Then put down the “Hatorade” and
come to my seminar this afternoon.
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Your seminar? Yeah. For the
Men of McKinley calendar.
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It's a one-hour course
entitled “Modern Centerfold:
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Techniques that Work for
Today's Hot Young Posers.”
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3:30. Locker room.
No chicks.
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♪ ./' [ Ends ]
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Downward dog.
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Into the half pigeon.
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[Sam Groans]
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Feel it in the buttocks
right there.
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And now back
into the lotus position.
240
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Relax.
[ Exhales]
241
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Why are we doing this again?
242
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It's “bro-ga”- yoga for bros.
243
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All about getting in the best
possible shape for the calendar.
244
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,246
Well, not everyone in here
looks like they're on the CW.
245
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,290
Some of us are more... PBS.
246
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,847
- Does the calendar really need to
be shirtless? - 'Fraid so, dude.
247
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But don't sweat it, 'cause in no
time, we'll all be centerfold-ready,
248
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,764
thanks to White Chocolate's
strip tips.
249
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,649
Rule number one,
manscape, all right?
250
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,449
Nobody wants to see
those rando nipple pubes,
251
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,921
or even worse, a back
that looks like Chewbacca's ass.
252
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,764
No offense, Joe.
Shave it off!
253
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,842
And who says
you can't pack a little extra?
254
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,491
I like baby socks. Now, just
make sure the sock is clean...
255
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,040
so you don't get any
athlete's foot on yourjunk.
256
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,804
Now let's get
this party started.
257
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- Uh!
- ♪ Want a little bit of ♪
258
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,207
- ♪ And a little bit of ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh;
259
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,726
-_l~ Just a little bit of ♪
-,1' Uh, uh;
260
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,444
♪ Just a little bit of ♪
♪ Uh, uh;
261
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,524
♪ I was like, good gracious,
ass is bodacious ♪
262
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,250
♪ Flirtatious,
trying to show patience ♪
263
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,800
♪ Just waiting for the right time
to shoot my steez, you know;
264
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,008
♪ Looking for the right time
to flash them G's ♪
265
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,048
♪ Then I'm leaving
Please believing ♪
266
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,963
♪ Me and the rest
of my heathens ♪
267
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,646
♪ Check it, got it locked at
the top of the F0' Seasons ♪
268
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,961
♪ Penthouse, rooftop,
birds I feeding ♪
269
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,963
♪ Years go by
I'm lookin' through ♪
270
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,690
♪ A girly magazine ♪
271
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,569
♪ And there's
my homeroom angel ♪
272
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,847
♪ On the pages in between ♪
273
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,164
- ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
- ♪ So hot ♪
274
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,242
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
275
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,209
♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
276
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,123
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
277
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,527
♪ Oh ♪
♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
278
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,443
- ♪ So hot ♪ - ♪ So take
off all your clothes ♪
279
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,921
♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
280
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,924
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
281
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,286
-_l~ Just a little bit of ♪
-,1' Uh, uh;
282
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,805
- ♪ With a little bit of ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh;
283
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,211
♪ And then they just fall ♪
284
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,009
♪ Why you at the bar if
you ain't popping the box? ♪
285
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,923
♪ What good is all the fame if
you ain't bumping the models? ♪
286
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,570
'.L' I See you driving ♪
-.1' Sports cars ♪
287
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,369
♪ Ain't hittin' the throttle
I'll be down to do a hundred ♪
288
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,010
♪ 'Cause, baby,
I can't talk it ♪
289
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,969
♪ Warm and fuzzy sweaters ♪
290
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,168
♪ Too magical to touch ♪
291
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,006
♪ To see her in that negligee
is really just too much ♪
292
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,003
♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
293
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,082
♪ So hot,» ♪ So take
off all your clothes ♪
294
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,889
J HGYJ
♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
295
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,281
♪ Hey. hey. hey. hey»
♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
296
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,601
- ♪ Stop- It's a little
bit of; - ♪ Uh, uh ♪
297
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,051
♪ And a sprinkle of that ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪
298
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,531
♪ Nelly just fall out ♪
299
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,125
-3 I like it when you ♪
C♪ Uh, uh;
300
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,611
♪ Girl, baby, make it;
♪ Uh, uh ♪
301
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,966
♪ Let it hang all out;
302
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,644
♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
303
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,007
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
304
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,844
-; I am getting so hot;
-3 Na, na, na-na, na-na;
305
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,531
♪ I wanna take my clothes off;
♪ Na, na, na-na-na, na-na;
306
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,046
-_l~ It's getting hot in here ♪
- ,/' 80 hot,»
307
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,804
♪ So take off
all your clothes ♪
308
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,769
-; I am getting so hot;
- _/~ Na, na, na -na, na -na ♪
309
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,047
- ♪ I wanna take my clothes off;
-3 Na, na, na-na-na, na-na;
310
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,606
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ It's getting hot in here ♪♪
311
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,647
[Applause And Cheering ]
312
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,801
[ Artie ] Yes! [ Boy ] what?
313
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,123
You guys-
You guys, that was amazing.
314
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,961
We are going to make so much money.
Yeah! [ Students Cheering ]
315
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,889
[ School Bell Rings ] [ Girl ] Yeah.
That was really good.
316
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,370
Okay.
[ Sighs ]
317
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,402
- Here goes.
- Well, well, well.
318
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,689
If it isn't the underage,
smut-peddling, non-teacher Finn Hudson.
319
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,247
Not satisfied with making a mockery
of the American education system...
320
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,129
by your mere presence
at this school,
321
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,726
you have besmirched the dignity
of such everyday heroes...
322
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,689
as this woman
with Crohn's disease-
323
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,489
whose name I do not know-
324
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:11,282
by bringing the dark specter of
pornography to these hallowed halls.
325
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,842
Well, Crohnsey and I are here to
tell you, this will not stand.
326
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,208
Sue Sylvester,
you can suck a hot one,
327
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,282
because you are a hypocrite.
328
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,248
I beg your pardon?
329
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:28,609
I seem to recall a rumor about a certain
cheerleading coach at this school...
330
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,529
who once took
horse estrogen...
331
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,290
and posed for Penthouse
back in the day.
332
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,044
So maybe I can just
track that down,
333
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,010
make a few copies and sell those
to raise money for regionals.
334
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,289
That's nothing
but a rumor.
335
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,210
But if that rumor were true,
my Penthouse centerfold,
336
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,841
so groundbreaking that it completely
redefined the term “hirsute”...
337
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,571
and gave birth unto these
United States a pose so limber,
338
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:54,248
they named it “The Regal American
Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle,”
339
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:58,405
I promise you, my friend,
you would never find it.
340
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,768
Well, I guess
we'll see about that.
341
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,365
[ Chuckles ]
342
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,442
[School Bell Rings]
343
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,762
[ Exhales, Sniffs]
344
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,847
Good morning.
345
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,285
He)'-
346
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,767
What?
Your boyfriend's bare ass...
347
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,002
is on one of my vintage
flea market chairs.
348
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,885
Hey, I'm not ashamed of my body,
and I wanted to show Rachel...
349
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,361
that I support her choice
completely.
350
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,283
Thank you. I was cast
in a student art film,
351
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,249
and I'm gonna be doing
a topless scene in it.
352
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,482
- No, you're not.
- Rachel looks smokin'.
353
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,689
Rachel is a serious actress, Brody.
She doesn't do nudity.
354
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,962
Look, as performers,
that's a question...
355
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,690
that we're all
gonna have to face.
356
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,250
If you want
to win an Oscar,
357
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,004
you have to show your boobs.
358
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,926
Kate Winslet, Jennifer
Connelly, Kathy Bates-
359
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,650
I don't get it.
360
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,122
A year ago, you were all plaid skirts
and “Do you think Finn likes me?”
361
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,804
And now you're Slutty Barbie,
362
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,008
asking Misogynist Ken to move
in with you, doing pornos.
363
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,801
- What's happening to you? - I'm growing
up, Kurt. Maybe you should try it too.
364
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,962
And it's not a porno.
It's a good movie.
365
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,886
I'm gonna do it- with
or without yoursuppofl.
366
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,410
[ Door Slides Open ]
367
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,126
[School Bell Rings]
368
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,010
When I get a text saying, “Emergency.
Meet me in the auditorium,”
369
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,402
I assume that you're on fire, or
being attacked by a pack of monkeys.
370
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:35,008
I was, but the monkeys had squirt
guns, and they put the fire out.
371
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,168
Thatsoundedfunnmw in my head.
[Laughs]
372
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,890
Uh, seriously,
I- I wanted...
373
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,328
to start working on some song
ideas I had for regionals.
374
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,482
I kind of have
some redeeming to do.
375
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,642
No, you don't. Everyone
is cool with you now.
376
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,683
No, they aren't.
Okay, they're not.
377
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,001
But don't put too much
pressure on yourself.
378
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,730
That's how things got
messed up last time.
379
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,610
I think I have the perfect song
for us to sing.
380
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,763
I like this tune.
It's super romantic.
381
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,444
Is it?
382
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,322
♪♪ [ Rock Ballad ]
383
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,007
♪ The day we met;
384
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:15,849
♪ Frozen, I held my breath ♪
385
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,002
♪ Right from the start ♪
386
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:23,120
♪ I knew that I'd found
the home for my heart ♪
387
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,127
♪ To fall ♪
388
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:31,206
♪ But watching you stand alone ♪
389
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,891
♪ All of my doubt;
390
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:40,206
♪ Suddenly goes away somehow ♪
391
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:48,483
[Together]
♪ One step closer;
392
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:53,441
♪ I have died every day
waiting for you ♪
393
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,251
♪ Darling, don't be afraid ♪
394
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,084
♪ I have loved you ♪
395
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,290
♪ For a thousand years ♪
396
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:08,720
♪ I'll love you
for a thousand more ♪
397
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:18,006
♪ Time stands still ♪
398
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:23,291
♪ Beauty in all she is ♪
399
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,681
[ Together]
.1' Every breath ♪
400
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:32,041
♪ Every hour has come to this ♪
401
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:39,891
♪ One step closer;
402
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:44,966
♪ I have died every day
waiting for you ♪
403
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,520
♪ Darling, don't be afraid ♪
404
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,841
♪ I have loved you ♪
405
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,925
♪ For a thousand years ♪
406
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:59,962
♪ I'll love you
for a thousand more ♪
407
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:05,524
♪ And all along I believed
I would find you ♪
408
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,285
♪ Time has brought
your heart to me ♪
409
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:14,720
♪ I have loved you
for a thousand years ♪
410
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:21,530
♪ I'll love you
for a thousand more ♪
411
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,289
♪ I will love you ♪
412
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:35,086
♪ A thousand years ♪
413
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:40,802
♪ Mm-mmm, mmm ♪♪
414
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,085
What?
415
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,164
There's something you want to tell me.
I can tell.
416
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,287
L\
417
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,765
I love...
418
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,045
the song.
419
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,249
I love this song, but it's
not right for regionals.
420
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,962
[School Bell Rings]
421
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,363
What's goin' on?
422
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,687
Sue Sylvester's coming down
super hard on the calendar.
423
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,250
She's saying
it's pornography.
424
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,209
Wait. Isn't she the one
that posed for Playboy?
425
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,442
Pen!/70¢/se- And I need
you to track it down.
426
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,329
Hold up.
427
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,243
You want me
to spend the next few days...
428
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,769
carefully paging through decades and
decades of vintage pornography?
429
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,401
- You've come to the right place. - Thank
you, and the Men of McKinley thank you.
430
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,289
Finn, about that.
431
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,601
I'm not sure I want to pose
for the calendar.
432
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:58,446
My body is sort of...
broken,
433
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,841
and I'm not really eager
to start showing it off.
434
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,491
Okay. Well, uh,
435
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,530
we'll get you in some sweats
and a kick-ass muscle shirt.
436
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,171
Look, I really want to help out,
but I just think a photo of me...
437
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,363
is gonna end up being a photo of my chair.
Then forget the chair.
438
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,124
You can lay on a bed
or something...
439
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,202
and pose with, like,
a bunch of sexy pillows.
440
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,089
Finn, you're not hearing me.
441
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,083
I don't want to pose
for the calendar.
442
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,846
And that whole pillow scenario you just
described sounds deeply emasculating.
443
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,810
It's not just girls
who have body issues.
444
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,804
Sometimes guys aren't cool with
showing off their bodies either.
445
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,803
Then don't.
446
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,565
L-I don't want to make you do anything
you don't feel comfortable doing.
447
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,642
Thanks for telling me.
448
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,451
And you know what?
449
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,091
That was really brave of
you, saying no just then.
450
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,483
And I think
it's totally cool...
451
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,166
that there's a part of yourself
you want to keep private.
452
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,368
[School Bell Rings]
453
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,283
I'm thinking about
naming my shoulders.
454
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,089
You know, like The Situation
has his abs?
455
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,650
That could be
my signature thing.
456
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,802
One could be Smith
and the other could be Wesson.
457
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,571
You name arms after guns,
not shoulders.
458
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,842
- Shoulders are part of your arms.
- No, they're part of your shoulders.
459
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,490
And don't pick a signature
when you know...
460
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,767
that my John Hancocks are
clearly better than yours.
461
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,810
- No, they're not.
- Do I need to humiliate you right now?
462
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,166
Bring it.
463
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,801
- _/'_/' [ Techno Pop Intro ]
- A'ig ht.
464
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,451
-,/~ Oh, yeah,»
- [ Exhales ]
465
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,806
- They're on fire.
- J 0/7, /93/7JJ
466
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,325
I am a statue.
467
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,807
There's our money-makers.
468
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,848
This is the boys' locker room.
You can't be in here.
469
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,048
We couldn't help ourselves.
Your chick magnets drew us in.
470
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,964
I wanted to talk to you about
the concepts for your pictures.
471
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:34,409
Ryder, you're February and July. I was thinking
heart boxers and a sexy Uncle Sam thing.
472
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,006
You're going to be June and October.
June is a beach theme.
473
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,924
And for October, you're just gonna
be holding a “Jake-o'-lantern”...
474
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,525
over your naughty bits.
475
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,649
We're gonna go find Artie and tell
him about his March sexy leprechaun.
476
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,241
I thought Kitty was gonna
jump you right in here.
477
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,283
Mmm? Dude, you want to
know the weirdest thing?
478
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:55,170
If a girl in the next room
is into me, I can feel it.
479
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,362
[ Chuckles ] But since
I've been seeing Marley,
480
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,721
it's like there's
not another girl on the planet.
481
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,245
Wow. That is hard-core.
482
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,687
I'm sorry. I try not to
talk about her with you.
483
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,286
It stings sometimes,
but this is serious.
484
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,885
All right?
You're really into her.
485
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,406
Then the other day we were singing
this, like, romantic song together,
486
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:16,566
and then, right at the end, I thought
that she was gonna say it to me.
487
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,926
Say what?
488
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,770
Oh! Oh.
489
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,081
It.
490
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,605
[ Stammers ]
What would you have done?
491
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,569
I would have said it back.
492
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,483
I mean,
that's the way I feel.
493
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,241
Then you have to tell her first.
N- I can't do that.
494
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,288
That's... terrifying.
495
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,443
Chicks dig hot guys who are willing
to get naked for a calendar,
496
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,562
but what they're
really looking for...
497
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,768
is a guy who will
get naked emotionally.
498
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,842
♪♪ [ Piano: Ballad Intro ]
499
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,485
♪ Much as
you blame yourself ♪
500
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,562
♪ You can't be blamed ♪
501
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:59,611
♪ For the way that you feel ♪
502
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,448
♪ Had no example ♪
503
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,761
♪ Of a love that was ♪
504
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,363
♪ Even remotely real ♪
505
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,966
♪ How can you understand ♪
506
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,841
♪ Something
that you never had? ♪
507
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,285
♪ If you let me ♪
508
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,408
♪ I can help you out;
509
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:26,002
♪ With all of that;
510
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,408
♪ Let me love you ♪
511
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,051
♪ And I will love you ♪
512
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,963
♪ Until you learn ♪
513
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,611
♪ To love yourself ♪
514
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,409
♪ Let me love you ♪
515
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,926
♪ A heart of numbness ♪
516
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,168
♪ Gets brought to life ♪
517
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,210
♪ I'll take you there ♪
518
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,128
♪ I can see the pain ♪
519
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,964
♪ Behind your eyes ♪
520
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,682
♪ It's been there
for quite a while ♪
521
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,764
♪ I just want to be the one ♪
522
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,524
♪ To remind you ♪
523
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,525
♪ What it is to smile ♪
524
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,080
♪ I would like to show you ♪
525
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,922
♪ What true love can really do ♪
526
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,441
♪ Let me love you ♪
527
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,329
♪ And I will love you ♪
528
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,767
♪ Until you learn ♪
529
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,326
♪ To love yourself ♪
530
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,606
♪ Let me love you ♪
531
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,126
♪ I know your trouble ♪
532
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,202
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
533
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,964
♪ Oh, I can help;
534
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,247
♪ Let me love you ♪
535
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,402
♪ A heart of numbness ♪
536
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,721
♪ Is brought to life ♪
537
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:52,321
♪ I'll take you there ♪
538
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,562
♪ Let me love you ♪
539
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,120
♪ I know your trouble ♪
540
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,885
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
541
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,049
♪ Oh, I can help ♪♪
542
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,442
[ Sighs ]
543
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,487
Whoo!
544
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,403
[ Finn ]
That was awesome, man.
545
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,130
Absolutely a contender
for regionals.
546
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,010
- Who was that song for?
- Uh, that was for Marley.
547
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,323
Is there anything else
you wanted to say to her?
548
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,880
Uh, I think the song
pretty much said it.
549
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,042
[Applause ]
550
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,881
Kurt, the hipster from downstairs
with the curlicue mustache...
551
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,566
wants to borrow
your Russian hat.
552
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,881
Oh, my God!
What are you doing here?
553
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,123
Lady Hummel called, begging us
to do an emergency intervention.
554
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,804
- On who?
- You.
555
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,089
You guys came all the way
to New York...
556
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,844
just to talk to me
because Kurt called you?
557
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,200
We're also here to shop.
558
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,044
[ Quinn ] And we're here
to apologize to Quinn...
559
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,805
for slapping her across
the face very, very hard.
560
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,962
In theory. We'll just
see if that happens.
561
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,122
Rachel,
you cannot do a nude scene.
562
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,766
It's not a nude scene. It's just
a topless scene. Same thing.
563
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,446
Topless is as nude as anyone
is ever gonna want to see you.
564
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,450
Let's say you do it. Think
about the two-two-two rule.
565
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,887
In two weeks, how are you gonna
feel about the nude scene?
566
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,843
You'll probably feel pretty great.
Yeah.
567
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,129
You'll get to feel a nice, cool
breeze on them skeeter bites.
568
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,602
- You'll feel refreshed even. - Then, how are
you gonna feel about it two months from now?
569
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,241
I don't know. Nervous? Worried
it may not even be good?
570
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,926
Rachel, it's a student film.
It's not gonna be good.
571
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,408
And two years from now? How are
you gonna feel aboutflthen?
572
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,121
Guilty. Just... hoping my kids
won't ever see it online.
573
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,009
Oh, they'll see it.
Mm-hmm.
574
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,287
And they will never
be the same.
575
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,966
Okay, wait. Why am- Why am I even
taking advice from you, okay?
576
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,771
- Didn't you have a sex tape that
leaked online? - Yes, I did.
577
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,366
A sex tape that follows me
around to this very day.
578
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,283
Look my name up
on the Internet right now.
579
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,244
“Santana Lopez, nude,
lez, boobies, sex tape,
580
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,448
Mexican or Dominican,”
question mark.
581
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,204
Booyah.
That will exist forever.
582
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,403
But, Santana, some women find it
empowering to be naked on film.
583
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,130
Yes, but not
in a student film...
584
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,561
that is probably about someone's
grandma with Alzheimer's.
585
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,246
Look. We care about you.
586
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,211
And for once, Rachel, we actually
have your best interests in mind.
587
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,770
Please don't do it.
588
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,642
♪♪ [ Techno Pop]
589
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,563
[ Shutter Clicking ]
590
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,410
[ Tina ]
Good.
591
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,084
Give me sexy liberty.
592
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,650
Give me sexy freedom.
593
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,451
Give me "I want you” sexy.
594
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,530
All right!
August is up next.
595
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,443
Artie, are you sure
you don't want to pose?
596
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,921
No, I'm happy posing with
this bounce-board over here.
597
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,526
Hey, why don't we do August
with a few of the guys?
598
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,125
Blaine, why don't you
jump in with Sam?
599
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,402
- You're looking particularly cute today.
- I'll do it too.
600
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,404
No offense, Joe, but I don't really think
you want to be in a shot next to me.
601
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,084
My washboards are
gonna make you look like...
602
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,447
- a bloated white Bob Marley.
- I'm as God made me, dude.
603
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,767
The reality is, we probably should
have just done a Sam Evans calendar.
604
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,764
Yes, and every month we could see you
dressed as a different brand ofjerkwad.
605
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,842
Guys, we waited too long.
I lost my pump.
606
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,524
- I need five minutes.
- What?
607
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,087
Just go. You got this.
You got this.
608
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,362
You're kind of out of control.
Yeah, well, haters gonna hate.
609
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,204
Will you please
stop lifting?
610
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,248
This isn't
who you are, Sam.
611
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,125
You're not just some body-obsessed muscle
head. You don't know what it's like.
612
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,248
You can sing and dance,
and you kick butt in school...
613
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,924
and you're all charming
and everything.
614
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,288
I have to announce my presence with
authority the second I walk into a room.
615
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,647
People have to notice me,
or else they never will.
616
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,644
People laugh at my impressions because
how I look already has them on board.
617
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,366
Do you really believe that?
It's just a fact.
618
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,965
If you want to make it in this
world, you have to be special.
619
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,371
And you are special.
620
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,609
Even without your body.
621
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,048
No, I'm not, man.
lt's- It's all I have.
622
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,724
I'm exhausted.
623
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,326
Watching what I eat all the
time, my two-a-day workouts-
624
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,051
Let it go. Have a burger
every now and then.
625
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,804
Eat a bag of Cheetos.
626
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,928
Skip your workouts.
Sleep in a little.
627
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,287
Your body isn't
gonna change.
628
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,842
And even if you have
seven percent body fat,
629
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,605
you're gonna see that all of
us are still gonna love you.
630
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,603
And we're gonna laugh
at your impressions.
631
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,409
[School Bell Rings]
♪♪ [Whistling ]
632
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,404
And what, may I ask, is this?
633
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,767
Turns out it wasn't too hard
to track down, after all.
634
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,729
Well.
635
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,768
I'm impressed.
I'm not gonna lie.
636
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,640
I thought I'd purchased
every last issue from eBay.
637
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,929
I'm not ashamed
of this centerfold.
638
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,331
In fact,
639
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:33,203
I feel like taking a gander at
that glorious taco right now.
640
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,805
You idiot.
641
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,723
You had me skewered.
642
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,643
Why on earth would you
let me open that?
643
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,290
Because now...
644
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,131
I have your confession
ontape.
645
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,521
I'm not ashamed
of this centerfold.
646
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,604
- /n fa ct, I feel //ke faking a
gander az' ('ha 2'- - Checkmate.
647
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,648
glorious taco right now.
648
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,522
[ Exhales]
649
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,807
[School Bell Rings]
650
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,769
Did you want to see me?
What are you doing here?
651
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,002
Blaine asked me to look
into something for you.
652
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,730
Come on in
and have a seat.
653
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,683
This is a very small sampling
of colleges...
654
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,724
that don't require S.A.T.
or A.C.T. scores.
655
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,370
And they're really
good schools, Sam.
656
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,124
They're schools that
recognize that a test score...
657
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,885
- isn't always the best measure of
your intelligence. - Or creativity.
658
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,248
You can always take the S.A.T.'s again
if you want. A lot of kids do that.
659
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,642
Yeah, well, let's say I somehow get into
college somewhere. I still can't afford it.
660
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,848
Yes, you can,
because even in this economy,
661
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,002
there are hundreds
of scholarships out there.
662
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,923
What you need for these
is a personal essay...
663
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,968
about yourself
and your accomplishments.
664
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,849
Like what?
Like my abs and my fish lips?
665
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,729
Like the Glee Club.
Like student council.
666
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,325
- Swimming-
- Synchronized swimming.
667
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,562
You've accomplished a lot more than
you're giving yourself credit for.
668
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,803
But why don't you take that home
and, um, just think about it?
669
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,246
♪♪ [ Piano]
670
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,846
[ Bird Squawking]
671
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,922
[ Electra]
You are lost.
672
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,642
Is this real? You've been here before,
but... nothing looks familiar.
673
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,770
And that smell-
You recognize that smell.
674
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,049
And now, you see him-
675
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,690
Titus.
676
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,362
You want him.
677
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,807
And deep breath.
678
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,405
Drop the robe.
679
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,045
Rachel, drop the robe.
680
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,202
Cut. I'm sorry, can we-
Can we just cut?
681
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,442
Only I'm allowed to say cut.
Cut.
682
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,727
I'm sorry, I don't mean
to be a diva or anything,
683
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,690
but, um, there's just- there are
so many people here right now.
684
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,604
Do you think we can-
They're here for you.
685
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,206
My D.P. literally
sculpts with light.
686
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,170
Now, he can't do that
without his crew.
687
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,049
He's promised me
this would be sweeping.
688
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,647
Would you like me to tell him that
you don't want it to be sweeping?
689
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,441
I need all the crew to-
to take off their clothes.
690
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,922
Yeah, it'll help. It'll, um,
you know, just... distract...
691
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,571
and-and-and
take the attention off of me.
692
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,802
- Seriously?
- Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
693
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,370
Everybody,
take your shirts off.
694
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,249
[ Man Whistles ]
695
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,368
♪♪ [ Techno Pop]
696
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,089
Okay, back to one.
697
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,281
Roll sound.
698
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,011
- [ Man ] Scene 10, take two.
- And action.
699
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,764
Okay, you're lost.
700
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,286
Are you awake?
Is this a dream?
701
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,285
Perhaps a life
lived long ago,
702
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,648
and now you see him-
703
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,926
Titus.
704
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,561
You're filled
with a carnal hunger.
705
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,281
You need
to be naked now.
706
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,806
And drop the robe.
707
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,204
Rachel, drop the robe!
708
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,248
- I'm sorry. Cut.
- Stop saying cut.
709
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,209
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
710
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,011
I respect you,
and I respect your movie,
711
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,321
but I just.
712
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,922
I'm not ready. Then you should have
told me that when I asked you.
713
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,368
I was telling you the truth when I said
yes, and I'm telling you the truth now.
714
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,727
I think it's okay
for actresses to be naked,
715
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,043
and-and maybe someday
I'll be ready, but...
716
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,248
I just realized that...
717
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,567
I'm not ready
to be naked now.
718
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,881
Well, then
what you can do now...
719
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,088
is get the hell off
my grandmother's dreamscape.
720
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,723
- G; [ Piano: Mid-tempo Intro ]
- Take five, everyone.
721
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,643
Looks like / will have
to play Grandma.
722
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,647
♪ Head underwater;
723
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,882
♪ And they tell me ♪
724
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,043
♪ To breathe easy for a while ♪
725
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,930
♪ Breathing gets harder;
726
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,642
♪ Even I know that;
727
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,489
♪ I made room for me ♪
728
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,404
♪ It's too soon to see ♪
729
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,484
♪ If I'm happy in your hands ♪
730
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,887
♪ I'm unusually;
731
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,646
♪ Hard to hold on to ♪
732
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,329
♪ Convinced me to please you ♪
733
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,325
♪ Made me think
that I need this too ♪
734
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,609
♪ I'm trying to let you ♪
735
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,445
♪ Hear me as I am;
736
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,602
♪ I'm not gonna write you
a love song ♪
737
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,808
♪ 'Cause you asked for it ♪
738
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,360
♪ 'Cause you need one,
you see ♪
739
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,081
♪ I'm not gonna write you
a love song ♪
740
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,403
♪ 'Cause you tell me
it's make or break in this ♪
741
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,847
♪ If you're on your way ♪
742
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,891
♪ I'm not gonna write you
to stay ♪
743
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,689
♪ If all you have is leaving ♪
744
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,242
♪ I'm-a need a better reason
to write you ♪
745
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:34,291
♪ A love song today;
746
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,051
♪ Promise me ♪
747
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,523
♪ That you'll leave
the light on ♪
748
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,967
♪ 'Cause I believe ♪
749
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,249
♪ There's a way
you can love me ♪
750
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,924
♪ Because I say ♪
751
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,441
♪ I won't write you
a love song ♪
752
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,966
♪ 'Cause you asked for it ♪
753
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,883
♪ 'Cause you need one ♪
754
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,487
♪ You see, I'm not gonna
write you a love song ♪
755
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,963
♪ 'Cause you tell me
it's make or break in this ♪
756
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,567
♪ Is that why you wanted
a love song? ♪
757
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,449
- 3 A love song 3
- 3 'Cause you tell me it's 3
758
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,324
♪ Make or break in this ♪
759
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,209
♪ If you're on your way ♪
760
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,086
♪ I'm not gonna write you ♪
♪ Write you to stay ♪
761
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,003
♪ If your heart
is nowhere in it;
762
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,731
♪ I don't want it
for a minute, babe ♪
763
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,609
- 3 I'll walk the seven seas 3
- 3 Walk the seven seas 3
764
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:27,571
- ♪ When I believe that there's a
reason to write you ♪ - ♪ Write you ♪
765
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,041
♪ A love song today;
766
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,202
♪ Tod3Y ♪
767
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,203
♪ Hey, t0daY ♪
768
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,328
♪ I won't write you
a love song ♪
769
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,164
♪ Yeah ♪
770
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,480
♪ Tod3Y ♪
771
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,484
♪ I won't write you
a love song ♪
772
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,848
♪ Today :4'
773
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,844
[ Rachel Squeals]
Yay.
774
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,922
Thank you guys so much.
775
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,367
It's like my dads say- you
can't make new old friends.
776
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,324
- No regrets? - None. But do you have
to go? Can you stay a little longer?
777
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,329
- 'Cause I would love to buy you dinner.
- I'm in.
778
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,925
- Sure.
- Good, okay.
779
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,923
I'm in no rush
to get back to Kentucky.
780
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,686
I think I could get used to it here
in New York. It's more my speed.
781
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,683
[School Bell Rings]
782
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,282
'Youready to write that essay?
No, I'm not.
783
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,283
Well, I've been
doing a little research,
784
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,488
um, with some folks
that know you really well,
785
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,244
and they all seem
to think...
786
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,166
that you've actually
accomplished quite a bit.
787
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,050
[ Tina ] Sam saved
sectionals last year...
788
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,691
when we were short a member
and he moved back to McKinley.
789
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,683
[ Artie ] He rescued
our nationals trophy.
790
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,683
[ Tina ] And then he saved
sectionals again this year...
791
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,489
when he found out
the Warblers cheated.
792
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,530
Trouty Mouth inspired me
to try my hand at songwriting.
793
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,284
Sam was the first person
in America...
794
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,004
to do a Sean Connery impression.
795
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,766
♪ Grouper Mouth ♪
796
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,684
His impression was what made Sean
Connery's career really take off.?
797
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,444
[ Santana ]
♪ Froggy Lips ♪
798
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,568
[ Mercedes ] Sam gave me the
courage to follow my dreams...
799
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,130
and become a singer.
800
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,441
And without him I probably
would have never moved to L.A.
801
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,524
And let's not forget when Sam
took care of his entire family...
802
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,250
after his dad lost his job.
803
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,448
They were living
in a motel, homeless,
804
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,251
and Sam supported them.
805
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,810
I mean, that's pretty amazing.
806
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,441
He's a really
substantial person.
807
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,002
Now, that's...
your essay.
808
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,040
[ Sighs, Sniffles ]
809
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,248
[Voice Breaking ]
Thanks. Thanks, bro.
810
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,402
Don't mention it.
811
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,564
[School Bell Rings]
Hey, Artie.
812
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,961
Oh, I'm sorry, Do I need to take
my shirt off while addressing you?
813
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,681
Listen, the bottom line is that we have
two empty months in this calendar.
814
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,162
We want you to fill them. And I-I totally
understand wanting to keep your shirt on.
815
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,527
You want to be known for more
than just your massive biceps.
816
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:44,401
Look, it's hard enough being the only one
in a chair posing for this calendar.
817
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,484
I don't really want to be the
only one wearing clothes either.
818
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,721
You won't be.
819
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,404
[ School Bell Rings ]
820
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,041
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
821
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,045
[ Girl ]
Watch out!
822
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,929
[ Girl #2 ]
Hey, oh.
823
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,969
[ Chuckling ]
824
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,687
You have
such broad shoulders.
825
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,570
If you ever want to tap this,
seriously, just say the word.
826
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,651
Thank you.
827
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,288
[ Sighs ] So, how much
smut money did you raise?
828
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,964
About 350 bucks.
829
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,520
Another 50 and we've covered
the bus to regionals.
830
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,046
Well, you're a worthy
adversary, Finn Hudson,
831
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,963
and that'll make you
all the more delicious...
832
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,840
when I've got you slowly
roasting on a spit.
833
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,127
But, like,
literally delicious.
834
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,442
Hey, you don't have
to wait in line.
835
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,007
I actually already made one out for you.
Thank you.
836
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,045
I love you back.
837
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,244
Ugh! Gross!
838
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,846
Get a room!
839
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,687
Please make it out to “My
future wife, Becky Jackson.”
840
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,728
I wish
you'd lose the shirt...
841
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,280
so I can drool
over that hot bod.
842
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,523
Well, listen, I think you
both are hot, topless or not.
843
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,762
And do you know how I know?
'Cause I'm a genius.
844
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,922
You know what? I'm really
excited about this new year.
845
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,651
- [ Gasps ] - Me too. It's
a new year and a new me.
846
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:34,165
' J'./' I UP-fempo Pop ]
- ♪♪ [vocalizing ]
847
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,887
♪ Another year
you made a promise ♪
848
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:44,648
♪ Another chance
to turn it all around ♪
849
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:48,202
♪ And do not save this
for tomorrow ♪
850
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:53,320
♪ Embrace the past,
and you can live for now ♪
851
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:58,566
♪ And I will give
the world to you ♪
852
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,166
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
853
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,048
♪ Speak louder
than the words before you ♪
854
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,682
♪ And give them meaning
no one else has found ♪
855
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,049
♪ The role we play
is so important ♪
856
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:19,802
♪ We are the voices
of the underground ♪
857
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,803
'J'Andl;
858
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,680
♪ Will give
the world to you ♪
859
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,646
♪ Say everything
you've always wanted ♪
860
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,322
♪ Be not afraid
of who you really are ♪
861
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,485
♪ 'Cause in the end
we have each other;
862
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:46,162
♪ And that's at least
one thing worth living for;
863
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,605
♪ AndlJ~
N;
864
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:53,289
♪ Would give the world to you ♪
865
00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,564
- [ Inaudible]
- ♪ I pass ♪
866
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,927
♪ It back to you ♪
867
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,001
♪ AndlJ~
868
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,085
♪ Will wait for you ♪
869
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:15,848
♪ 'Cause I would give
the world ♪
870
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:20,050
♪ And I would give the world ♪
871
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,808
♪ And I would give
the world ♪
872
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,962
♪ To YOU ♪
873
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,960
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
874
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,086
-_l~ I would give;
-.I' Oh.l'
875
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,448
♪ The world to you ♪
876
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,283
.RTo.r
877
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,331
- ♪ This is the new year;
- ♪ This is the new year;
878
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,880
♪ A new beginning .1'
879
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,849
- ♪ You made a promise ♪
- ♪ You made a promise ♪
880
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,241
♪ You are the brightest;
881
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,607
- ♪ We are the voices ♪
- ♪ We are ♪
882
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,405
- ♪ Oh-ho ♪
- ♪ This is the new year;
883
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,687
♪ We are the voices ♪
884
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,888
- ♪ This is the new year;
- ♪♪ [vocalizing ]
885
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,327
♪ A new beginning .1'
886
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,122
♪ You made a promise
We are the voices ♪
887
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,850
♪ This is the new year ♪♪
888
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,561
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
889
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:31,487
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj
890
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,723
♪ ./' [ Ends ]