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Here's what you missed.
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Mr. Schue's in Washington,
so Finn's in charge of Glee,
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and they have to win sectionals,
which is just a week away.
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Blaine cheated on Kurt, and
he's super broken-up about it.
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Kurt's the whole reason Blaine came to
McKinley. Now he's gone and BIaine's alone.
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Jake saw Ryder and Marley kiss,
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and even though she's super
skinny and super beautiful,
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Kitty's got Marley convinced
that she's gaining weight.
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The stage always adds
at least 10 pounds.
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And z'haz"s what you missed
on Glee.
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,/'_/' [Fanfare]
[School Bell Rings]
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The Secret Society of Superheroes
Club is now in session.
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It is the purpose of this club
to fight injustice,
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to right all of that
which is wrong,
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and to preserve truth, justice and
peace in the halls of McKinley High.
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First order of business,
roll call. Go!
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Asian Persuasion here. My superpower
is being the mistress of manipulation.
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Blond Chameleon here.
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[ Imitating George W. Bush ] My
superpower is I can impersonate anybody.
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George W. Bush, heh.
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Tarantula Head here. My superpower
is lashing you with my dreads.
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I Whip Cracks ]
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Sweet 'n' Spicy. Here.
My superpower is money.
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Second order of business- lnducting new
members into our ever-swelling ranks.
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Candidates, come forth.
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[ Clears Throat]
Excited to be here, Blaine.
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First of all, there are no
civilian identities in here, okay?
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I'm Nightbird,
the Nocturnal Avenger.
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Second of all,
I hope you're not trying...
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to pass yourself off as
a certain telepathic leader...
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of a certain group
of superhuman mutants,
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because that would be
a copyright violation.
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Uh, I'm Dr. Y,
and my superpower is wheelies?
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Welcome, Dr. Y.
Next.
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I'm Queen Bee, and I can sting
like a bitch. [ Buzzes ]
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Welcome, Queen Bee.
Next.
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I'm the Human Brain.
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Welcome, Human Brain.
[ Hawk Cry Ring Tone ]
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What's this? A text just came
through on my NightPhone.
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“Have you talked to Kurt?”
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[ Sighs ] I already told
you, Asian Persuasion,
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this account is only supposed
to be for emergencies.
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And you cannot use your powers of manipulation
to coax me into getting back with my ex,
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so stop trying-
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- What is it, Chai Tea?
- Emergency in choir room.
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To the choir room.
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♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
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Someone took your nationals trophy
and left that laptop in its place.
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Who leaves a laptop?
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Someone rich. Someone who
wanted to send us a message.
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I got this.
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[ Distorted Voice ]
Greetings, New Directions.
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You have been living as national
champions on borrowed time,
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and that ends now.
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We have your trophy. Soon we'll
have your title as well.
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A great reckoning is at hand-
sectionals.
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Your move.
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[School Bell Rings]
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So, are you jumping
on this superhero bandwagon?
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A club where you have
to wear full-body spandex?
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[ Inhales]
It's not really my thing.
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Good, that means
you'll be free to hang out.
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Friday night, you and me.
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What do you say?
Um, I-
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[ Ryder] Marley's got
plans on Friday, dude.
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The football team's got an away game at Lawrence,
and I asked if she'd come cheer us on.
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See, Jake?
It's funny.
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Girls don't like it when you seem like you're
into them and then totally blow them off.
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You know what, dude?
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I don't remember asking
for your opinion.
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- Guys, don't do this.
- VVhoa.VVhoa,youTe really intimidating.
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Let me ask you a question. What
kind of a name is Ryder Lynn?
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It sounds like your parents named
you after a cowgirl doll...
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who comes
with her own pony.
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[ Ryder] Look, man, I
don't want any trouble.
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I know you're a badass. You want to
know how I know you're such a badass?
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Because you ride
a Razor scooter.
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Nothing says, “I'm a badass”
like a Razor scooter.
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Guys, please, don't do this.
This is- This is stupid. Stop!
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- Hey. Hey! Cut it out!
- Stop it.
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Stop it. Come on.
Cut it out.
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I persuade you
to stop fighting immediately.
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Freeze, bitches.
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Uh, thanks, Becky.
Both of you guys,
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Glee Club, 20 minutes.
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[School Bell Rings]
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[Chattering ]
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[ Laughter]
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Okay, guys, sit down. We got
a lot of work to do today.
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[Chattering Continues]
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No, seriously. Come on.
I mean it. Sit down.
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Okay, so the first order
of business today...
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is to welcome the newest members
to the Glee Club-
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- Ryder and Kitty.
- [ Cheering, Applause ]
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Wait. Don't we all get
to vote on her or something?
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Well, Tina,
Kitty was fantastic in Grease.
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In spite of my God-awful part.
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Besides, we're under the gun. We
have to go to Sectionals next week,
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and we need
12 members to compete.
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Oh, well, then, just call Santana
back from Kentucky again,
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'cause apparently she's better than
anyone who's actually enrolled here.
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Look, Tina, not now.
Uh, look, where was I?
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Sectionals, yes.
Here's the game plan.
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Broke the marker.
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Where does Mr. Schue keep
the other markers?
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Uh-
[ Items Rattling ]
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[ Exhales]
Screw it. Uh-
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The theme is “Foreigner.”
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We're gonna sing songs by
Foreigner in foreign languages,
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wearing all the costumes
of the world's nations.
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[ Chuckles ]
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- Wait, seriously. That's your idea?
- Yeah.
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Kiki, what do you think?
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[ Female Voice] I think I'm
alive, and you are the machine.
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[ Blaine ]
Finn, times have changed.
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We're national champions now, which means
we have to exceed all expectations.
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So if that's your best idea, I-
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I don't think
we stand a chance.
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Wait, where are you going?
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I'm going to get our trophy back
from the Warblers-
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The one you haven't even noticed
is missing?
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Crap, uh-
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So, who exactly are
you supposed to be?
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I'm the Beiste Master.
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Blaine said I couldn't
be faculty adviser...
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unless I dressed up once a week,
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so I'm from
the planet Testostrogen.
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I can digest any
known substance...
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and cry at the drop of a hat.
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And, hey, I'm not kidding
about that last part.
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Last night I teared up
at an Activia commercial.
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[ Chuckles ] This is
just all so ridiculous.
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Oh, come on, punkin!
This is fun!
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Yeah, it's no wonder
superheroes are all the rage.
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Putting on a mask
is like getting up onstage.
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It gives you the freedom to be the
person you secretly aspire to be.
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And if you ask me, the world
could use a few more heroes.
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So, what's bugging you, kiddo?
You seem blue.
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It was my first lesson in Glee Club
today, and it was a total disaster.
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What happened?
I don't know.
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I mean, the lesson that
I planned was awesome. I-
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I think it's just that the Glee
Club doesn't see me as an adult.
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[ Groans ] God, is that
what coffee tastes like?
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How do people drink that?
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I'm just spitballing here,
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but maybe you should invest
in a pair of tights.
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You know, Clark Kent
was an awesome guy,
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but it was Superman
who inspired everyone.
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Be their hero, Finn.
I'm just sayin'.
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[ Bell Tolling ]
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Sebastian.
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Of course it was you.
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No, it wasn't,
I swear.
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I turned over a new leaf. Remember?
Oh, that's right.
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No more bullying, blackmail
or assault this year.
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That must be
boring for you.
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Yeah, it is.
Being nice sucks.
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He's waiting for you
in the library.
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Who is?
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The guy you're here to see.
Captain of the Warblers.
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I thought you were captain
of the Warblers.
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I knew they'd send you.
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Allow me to answer
the obvious questions.
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I'm Hunter Clarington. I am the
new captain of the Warblers,
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and I'm not even
remotely bi-curious.
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How are you captain
of the Warblers when-
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When you've never
seen me before?
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Simple.
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Dalton just gave me
a full scholarship...
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to move here
from Colorado Springs,
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where I led my military academy
choir to a regionals victory...
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with presidential honors.
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Now I'm here to kick it up a
notch, and that starts with you.
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That's very intimidating.
Where's the trophy, Hunter?
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[ Chuckles ]
Don't worry. It's safe.
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It was just bait, after all.
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See, you're kind of a legend here.
I like that.
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So here's my offer.
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Your little diversity club can
have its nationals trophy back...
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when you rejoin the Warblers.
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And why would
I ever leave McKinley?
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Why would you stay? I heard you only
went there to be with Kurt, right?
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In fact, I hear they even
call you Blaine Warbler.
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They know you don't
belong there,
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so why don't you?
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We all know
the real Blaine, Blaine.
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Ambitious, driven.
You're a Dalton boy.
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Present the blazer.
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That's not gonna
work on me.
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Then why be afraid
to try it on?
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[ Meows ]
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Here's the thing, Blaine.
[ Sighs ]
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You know that nationals
trophy was a fluke,
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just like you know we're
going to win at Sectionals.
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Now, I don't want to see a Dalton legend
like you sidelined in his senior year.
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I want you on the winning side,
here with us.
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You know what goes great
with a new Dalton blazer?
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An impromptu song.
Yeah.
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- What? No, no. - Oh, come on,
one song for your old buddies?
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Guys, I didn't come here
to sing a song.
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Okay. Can we get the-
♪♪ [Vocalizing, Whistling ]
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♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ Will you love, will you
love, will you love? ♪
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-4' Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh;
- ♪ Will you love? ♪
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♪ Will you love,
will you love? ♪
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- ♪ There's a place ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ That I know;
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♪ It's not pretty there ♪
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♪ And few have ever gone ♪
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♪ And if I show it to you now ♪
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♪ Will it make you run away? ♪
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♪ Or will you stay? ♪
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♪ Even if it hurts? ♪
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♪ Even if I try
to push you out;
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- ♪ Will you return ♪
- ♪ Push you out ♪
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♪ And remind me
who I really am? ♪
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♪ Please remind me
who I really am ♪
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♪ Everybody's got a dark side ♪
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♪ DO you love me? ♪
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♪ Can you love mine? ♪
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♪ Nobody's a picture perfect;
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♪ But we're worth it
You know that we're worth it ♪
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-; Will you love me? ♪ C♪ Will you
love, will you love, will you love? ♪
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♪ Even with my dark side? ♪ ♪
Will you love, will you love? ♪
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♪ Will you love? ♪
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♪ Don't run away Don't run
away; ♪ Don't run away;
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- ♪ Just promise me you will stay;
- ♪ Promise me you will stay;
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♪ Promise me
you will stay ♪
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♪ Will you love me ♪
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♪ With my dark side? ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Oh, whoa ♪
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♪ Everybody's got a dark side ♪
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♪ DO you love me? ♪
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♪ Can you love mine? ♪
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♪ Nobody's a picture perfect;
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♪ But we're worth it
You know that we're worth it ♪
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♪ Will you love me? ♪ ♪ Will you love,
will you love, will you love? ♪
238
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:47,401
♪ Even with my dark side? ♪ ♪ Will you
love, will you love, will you love? ♪
239
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,245
♪ Don't run away;
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
240
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:55,121
♪ Don't run away ♪♪
241
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,804
[ Sebastian ]
What'd I tell you?
242
00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,325
Flawless.
243
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,049
Keep it.
It's already yours.
244
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,606
Don't you think it's time you
came back where you belong,
245
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,205
Blaine Warbler?
246
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,084
[School Bell Rings]
247
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,168
[ Joe ] Are those rain boots?
Okay.
248
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,645
Oh, dear God.
249
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,127
So, I-I get it.
My first idea was pretty bad.
250
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,049
Worse than funk. Worse
than “Night of Neglect.”
251
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:29,364
So, I decided to try something
new- Dynamic Duets.
252
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,283
This is gonna be
a lot more fun,
253
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:35,046
and it focuses on something you
guys actually like- superheroes.
254
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,361
Oh, so wait. Are we all gonna
have to wear costumes?
255
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,408
And who exactly
are you supposed to be?
256
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,130
The Bulge, who makes
gym socks disappear?
257
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,725
Please don't melt us
with your bulge.
258
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,646
Well, I am... the almighty Treble
Clef, uniter of glee clubs.
259
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,690
- Jesus is the only real
almighty superhero. - Amen.
260
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,802
Nobody asked you.
Come on, guys.
261
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,285
Let's hear him out.
Thanks.
262
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,330
[ Sighs ]
Look at the Avengers.
263
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,402
Individually, they all
have amazing powers,
264
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,721
but as a team,
they cannot be stopped.
265
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,810
Right now, we're a bunch of individuals
with great powers and talents,
266
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,405
but... we're not a team.
267
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,962
Some of you even have mortal
enemies in this very room,
268
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,281
allowing the dark side to
turn us against each other,
269
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,964
when we should be focused
on the Warblers.
270
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,769
Nightbird is handling
the missing trophy.
271
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,524
Great.
Thank you, Nightbird.
272
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,523
Jake will
pair up with Ryder.
273
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,887
Marley will join Kitty
to perform the duets.
274
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,487
The rest of you will start preparing
to fight an epic battle...
275
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,369
against the forces of evil
at sectionals.
276
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,330
- [ Cheering, Whooping ]
- [Artie ] All right.
277
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,324
- That idea was slightly better.
- Still could be horrible.
278
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:36,689
- ,/'_/' [Fanfare ]
- [School Bell Rings]
279
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,603
Here's the only thing
you need to study.
280
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,842
Isn't part of the assignment that
we have to pick a song together?
281
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,366
The assignment is dynamic duets.
I took the liberty of...
282
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,249
choosing a song to show off
my vocal “bombasity,”
283
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,527
while at the same time
highlighting your mousy softness.
284
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,410
Well, can we at least talk about
which superheroes we're gonna be?
285
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,164
You can talk all you want,
but I already decided.
286
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,528
I'm Femme Fatale- 'Cause in
French, that means, “Kill women.”
287
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,681
[ Quietly]
No, it doesn't.
288
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,967
Which is what I'm going to do
when we perform.
289
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,724
Okay. Let's be honest.
290
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,484
I don't like you.
You don't like me.
291
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,245
And dressing up in a cape and tights?
Not gonna change that.
292
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,005
Fine. Don't do it, and get
booted out of Glee Club.
293
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,884
Mega Stud won't complain.
294
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:17,010
Hold on. Did you seriouslyjust
call yourself “Mega Stud”?
295
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,249
It's my alter ego. So your
superhero choice is to be me?
296
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,164
There can be only one.
297
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,129
♪ ./' [ Rock ]
298
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,489
_ lam ♪
_ilam ♪
299
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,609
♪ I am Superman ♪
300
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,048
♪ And I know what's happening ♪
301
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,689
J~Iam ♪
J~Iam ♪
302
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,922
♪ I am Superman ♪
303
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,971
♪ And I can do anything ♪
304
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,770
♪ You don't
really love that guy ♪
305
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:55,367
♪ You make it with,
now, do you? ♪
306
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,410
♪ I know you
don't love that guy ♪
307
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:03,041
♪ 'Cause I can see
right through you ♪
308
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,849
_ lam ♪
_ilam ♪
309
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,968
♪ I am Superman ♪
310
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,681
♪ And I know
what's happening ♪
311
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,970
_ lam ♪
_ilam ♪
312
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,850
♪ I am Superman ♪
313
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,686
♪ And I can do anything ♪
314
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,603
Isn't M.S. a degenerative
nerve disease?
315
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,603
I thought it was
a girl's magazine.
316
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:31,050
♪ If you go
a million miles away;
317
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,124
♪ I'll track you down, girl ♪
318
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,726
♪ Trust me when I say ♪
319
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:43,001
♪ I know the pathway
to your heart ♪♪
320
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,162
[ Finn ] Hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing? Hey!
321
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,289
- Stop it!
- [ Screaming, Shouting ]
322
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,930
- Finn!
- Finn, do something!
323
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,049
- Uh- Hey!
- [ Screaming, Shouting ]
324
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,169
[ Finn ] Hey, what is
wrong with you guys?
325
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,811
[Sam ]
Full nelson, full nelson.
326
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,922
You're not too tough now, are you?
[ School Bell Rings ]
327
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,889
My goal was
to bring you two together,
328
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,681
not to have you dress up and
karate-chop each other in the face!
329
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,410
It was a lame exercise.
330
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,006
No, you know what's lame?
Not winning at sectionals.
331
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:15,210
And if we don't get our act together, we're
gonna lose, and then that's gonna be it!
332
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,770
I need you two to get along.
333
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,808
I hear you, Finn,
but I don't like this guy.
334
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,929
He's working his way through every girl at this
school, and I think Marley deserves better.
335
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,964
You have no idea what
Marley wants, or deserves.
336
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,129
Enough! Okay? Enough. Clearly, you did not
take anything from my last assignment,
337
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,645
so I'm gonna give you a new one.
338
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,324
- Will it also be lame?
- Ignoring you.
339
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,323
It's a Kryptonite lesson.
340
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,529
You two think you hate each other? I
think you don't understand each other.
341
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,281
So I want you to sit in a room and
tell each other your deepest fears.
342
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:44,126
Only by admitting your weaknesses
can you realize your strengths.
343
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,690
You sound like Yoda, dude.
344
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,603
Deal do we have?
345
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,367
[ Sighs ]
346
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,090
♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
347
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,969
[School Bell Rings]
348
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,091
Hey. You got a minute?
Yeah.
349
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,488
Dude, I was just gonna text you. How
is Operation Rescue-Recovery going?
350
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,847
Well, when I went back to
Dalton, all those blazers...
351
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,291
and singing with
the Warblers again-
352
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,170
Wait, wait, what?
You sang with the Warblers?
353
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,529
It just sort of happened. But they embraced
me like I was a long-lost brother.
354
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,241
It was like in X-/I//en 2, when Pyro left
the X-Men to join Magneto's brotherhood?
355
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,847
It-It just felt right,
like maybe...
356
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,611
I belong with the Warblers.
Dude,no.
357
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:28,765
No, you belong here,
with us, okay?
358
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,649
Does this have to do
with Kurt?
359
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,927
Everything in this room
reminds me of him.
360
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,210
We were a dynamic duo in here.
Kurt was my anchor, Finn.
361
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,841
And now that he's gone, I just-
I feel like I'm floating.
362
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,241
And you- You need a team
that's gonna gel.
363
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,563
Yes. Absolutely. We need a
team with a lot of gel.
364
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,405
And- And you're, like,
the biggest part of that.
365
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:54,964
I'm sorry, Finn, but the Warblers
are my birthright and my destiny.
366
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,564
[School Bell Rings]
367
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,928
I can't do a duet with you.
368
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,525
Because my singing voice
is crystal-clear,
369
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,046
and you sound like you've got a
snot bubble stuck in your throat?
370
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,804
What? No.
371
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,484
I don't think that. That's
just what everyone's saying.
372
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:20,327
Look. The reason I can't do the
duet is because of the costume.
373
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,449
I can't wear a head-to-toe body
suit made out of clingy fabric.
374
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,646
I'm too self-conscious.
375
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,245
I'm gonna ask you
a question,
376
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,368
and I want you
to answer me honestly.
377
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,967
Are you still driving
the bus to puke town?
378
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,162
What?
You know.
379
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:38,529
Are you still giving yourself
self-inflicted barf wounds to the uvula?
380
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,331
I've done it
every day this week.
381
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,121
You and I are a lot alike. I think that's
why I was so mean to you when we first met.
382
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,362
I've had body-image
issuestoo,but my good friends,
383
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,131
the finger sisters,
Pointy and Birdie,
384
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,409
helped me keep the trim figure
I retain to this day.
385
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,086
Sweetie, you have to
trust me on this.
386
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,323
We'll try on our costumes, and I swear,
if you look fat even a little bit,
387
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,402
I'll be honest, and we'll
cancel the performance, okay?
388
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,482
Okay -
389
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,046
Promise?
Promise.
390
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,730
♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
391
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:17,966
[ lmitating Bane ] When Gotham is ashes,
then you have my permission to die.
392
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,963
Good to know, Bane.
Is that a jockstrap?
393
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,769
Let the games begin!
394
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,161
What's this? What Finn
wanted us to talk about.
395
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,163
MY Kryptonite.
396
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,164
Don't just hand me some lame note.
Be a man.
397
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,601
Tell me face-to-face.
398
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,924
My whole life,
I've never felt like I fit in.
399
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,883
Not anywhere.
Why?
400
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,088
I'm half white,
half black, half Jewish.
401
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,686
And just in case
I forget,
402
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,683
someone always reminds me.
403
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,240
Bro, I got
a really good black joke,
404
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,800
and since you're half black,
you can half listen.
405
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,211
[ Laughing ]
406
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,806
Hey! Baruch Obamastein!
407
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:06,807
What are you exactly? You a Oreo
or a lightly-toasted cracker?
408
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,166
Shalom!
409
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,527
So, what's your Kryptonite?
410
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,923
You know? Forget it.
411
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,447
This whole thing
was stupid.
412
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,410
Dude, you just told me to be a
man, so are you gonna be a man,
413
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,801
or are you just
gonna walk away?
414
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,644
I made you tell me what your note
said 'cause I couldn't read it.
415
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,571
[School Bell Rings]
416
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,007
Meow. Well,
I don't know about you,
417
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,082
but this kitty cat's
feeling so much yummier...
418
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,131
now that she's slipped into her
tightest outfit as Femme Fatale.
419
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,123
I'm waiting.
420
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,521
[ Marley]
I can't. I look ridiculous.
421
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,325
I'm sure that's not true.
Come on. I won't judge.
422
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,962
Uncross your arms.
423
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,721
I don't get it. What's W.F.? It's
supposed to be... Wallflower.
424
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,842
Wallflower? Your alter
ego's supposedto_.
425
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,490
Reflect how you feel
about yourself, right?
426
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,006
Vvhenllooked in the mirror,
this is what I saw.
427
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,607
Well, get over here so Femme
Fatale can tell you what she sees.
428
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,444
Stand up straight.
Shoulders back.
429
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,444
You look H-O-T-T, hot.
I do?
430
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,364
Now, your clothes-
Your mom made this, right?
431
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,566
Like she does
most of your stuff?
432
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,126
Uh-huh. Well, bless her
clogged, overworked heart,
433
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,770
but from now on,
I'm buying your clothes,
434
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,922
and they're gonna show off
your bitchin' bod.
435
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,289
But first things first. Marley
Rose, you are Wallflower no more.
436
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,885
You are Woman Fierce,
437
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,248
and we are going
to kill this song.
438
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,970
[Laughs]
439
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,361
♪♪ [ Rock, Vocalizing ]
440
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,566
♪ Where have all
the good men gone? ♪
441
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,644
♪ And where are all the gods? ♪
442
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,690
♪ Where's
the streetwise Hercules ♪
443
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:56,084
♪ To fight the rising odds? ♪
444
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:01,724
♪ Isn't there a white knight
upon a fiery steed? ♪
445
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,684
♪ Late at night
I toss, and I turn ♪
446
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,929
♪ And I dream of what I need ♪
447
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,207
♪ I need a hero ♪
448
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:14,808
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the end of the night;
449
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,690
♪ He's got to be strong,
and he's got to be fast;
450
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,331
♪ And he's got to be fresh
from the fight ♪
451
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,841
♪ I need a hero ♪
452
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:27,164
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the morning light;
453
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,886
♪ He's got to be sure,
and it's got to be soon ♪
454
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,407
♪ And he's got to be
larger than life ♪
455
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,450
♪ I need a hero ♪
456
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:42,208
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the end of the night;
457
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,329
♪ Up where the mountains
meet the heavens above ♪
458
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,971
♪ Up where the lightning
splits the sea ♪
459
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:53,001
♪ I can feel his approach
like a fire in my blood ♪
460
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,321
[ Chorus ]
♪ Like a fire in my blood ♪
461
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,722
♪ Like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood ♪
462
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,485
♪ Like a fire in my blood ♪
463
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,201
♪ Oh, I need a hero;
464
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,403
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the end of the night;
465
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,041
♪ He's got to be strong,
and he's got to be fast;
466
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,323
♪ And he's got to be
fresh from the fight ♪
467
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,243
♪ I need a hero ♪♪
468
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,450
[Cheering ]
469
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,848
That was incredible. You
worked so well together.
470
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,888
Teamwork! Yeah!
471
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,803
You guys, I don't smell
raspberry hair gel.
472
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,803
Does anybody know
where Blaine Warbler is?
473
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,281
Uh, well, as some of
you guys might know,
474
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,409
uh, recently Blaine has been going
through a bit of a rough time.
475
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,807
Oh, boo-hoo. Get over it.
It's like a bad Lifetime movie.
476
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:46,330
And he's decided to finish the rest
of his senior year at Dalton Academy.
477
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,844
He's been taken
by the dark side.
478
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,570
[School Bell Rings]
Finn.
479
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,690
There's something
I need to tell you about Ryder.
480
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,527
[School Bell Rings]
481
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,770
- What's going on here?
- I'm Mrs. Penkala.
482
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,127
I'm the district
special education director.
483
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,362
And Finn brought you here
so I can help you, Ryder.
484
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,329
I don't need any help.
485
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,971
I've made it this far
on my own.
486
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,644
Jake should've
kept his mouth shut.
487
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,644
Dude, just-just relax,
okay?
488
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,566
Don't you want to figure out why you keep
studying, but you don't do any better?
489
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,642
Just have a seat.
490
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,243
Well, I read your file.
491
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,120
And you'd be surprised how often bright
kids like you who are struggling...
492
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,929
don't have
any testing done.
493
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,571
Even with conscientious parents.
494
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,449
Don't be nervous.
495
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,170
The great thing
about this test is...
496
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,242
there are no right
or wrong answers.
497
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,164
I want you to say the numbers
in numerical order...
498
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,890
and the letters
in alphabetical order.
499
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,769
Nine, one, T.
500
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,366
Seven, two, F, K.
501
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,809
Father.
502
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,611
Minute.
503
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,364
Pretty.
504
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,090
[ Timer Ticking ]
505
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,884
School.
506
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,689
Then.
507
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,842
Flowers.
508
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,729
I don't know
what that says.
509
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,086
Try sounding it out.
510
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,491
I can't.
511
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,042
Fl)'-
512
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,964
I-I can't read that.
513
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,846
Uh, brown.
514
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,961
Is that even a word?
515
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,487
[Timer Continues Ticking ]
516
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,846
[ Bell Dings ]
517
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,809
Time's up.
518
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,643
I don't know why this stuff
is so hard for me.
519
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,125
Am I stupid? No. You're
actually very smart.
520
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,090
[School Bell Rings]
521
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,131
It's not a brain tumor, is it?
No.
522
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,481
Uh, I'm dyslexic.
523
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,929
Do you know
what it's like...
524
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,684
to have a real
secret identity?
525
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,690
Not like Clark Kent
or Peter Parker,
526
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:26,321
but to know inside you're not
who everyone thinks you are.
527
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:32,290
My whole life, it's been,
“Ryderjust needs to apply himself.”
528
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,084
“Ryder's smart. He just
needs to work harder,
529
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,164
focus, get it together,
man up.”
530
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,001
But inside, man, I knew
they were all wrong.
531
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,361
It didn't matter
how hard I focused...
532
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,522
or how hard I worked,
I was stupid.
533
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,968
And if anyone ever found that
out, if they knew the real me-
534
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,480
I was- I was sure it
would've killed my parents.
535
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,449
Man, my dad's
a friggin' Ph.D.
536
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,126
How is he gonna feel about
having an idiot for a son?
537
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,680
I'm sure your dad
loves you no matter what.
538
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,730
Dude, you learn to read
when you're six.
539
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,848
When you're six.
That's first grade.
540
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,445
And they separate you
into these levels.
541
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,329
They don't tell you
that's what they're doing,
542
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,086
but everyone knows who's in the smart
group and who's in the dumb one.
543
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,685
You think
a six-year-old knows...
544
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,764
his dad's gonna love him
no matter what?
545
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,323
I've been carrying-
546
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,323
I've been carrying this secret
around my whole life, man,
547
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,890
all this time.
548
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:38,170
Now you can put it down.
Okay?
549
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,050
'Cause the only secret
is that your brain works...
550
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,610
a little differently than
everyone else's.
551
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,246
That's it. Okay?
552
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,370
They're gonna start an individualized
education program for me.
553
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:53,166
I'll start working with the special
teacher every day next week.
554
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,684
Yeah, thank you. Thank you
for helping me, Finn.
555
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,250
I owe you.
556
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,290
Actually, you owe Jake.
557
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,088
[School Bell Rings]
558
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,283
Hey, Ms. Rose.
Hey.
559
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,010
There is something
different about you.
560
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,127
Is that a new hairnet?
561
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,771
[ Laughing ]
No, it's the same one.
562
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,481
You know, tell you the truth,
I did lose a little weight.
563
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,800
Six pounds this month.
564
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,487
Well, I knew it was something.
You look great.
565
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,887
Thanks, Jake.
566
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,169
Oh. Marley would kill me
for telling you this,
567
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,641
but she talks about you
all the time.
568
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,086
You know, I had my chance...
and I blew it.
569
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,083
Well, it's never too late
to change. Look at me.
570
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,407
Hey, Dump Truck,
get back to work.
571
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,369
What did you say to her?
572
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,250
I believe he called her
a broken-down,
573
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,607
10-ton crap-filled dump truck.
574
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,401
Oh, and your new name
is officially Kosher Cappuccino.
575
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,845
[Laughs]
576
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,207
You make this so easy when
there's only two of you.
577
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,487
Why don't you count again,
sweetheart?
578
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,686
It's payback time.
579
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,809
[ Ryder]
Hey!
580
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,006
Jake's my boy.
581
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,321
From now on, you mess with him,
you mess with me.
582
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,771
And me.
583
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,729
- And me.
- And me too.
584
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,084
[ Scoffs ]
585
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,004
Whatever.
Better stuff to do anyway.
586
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,760
What'd you do that for?
587
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,003
You had my back.
Now I've got yours.
588
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,411
[Chattering ]
589
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,005
[ French Accent ] Excuse me. Uh, which
superhero are you supposed to be?
590
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,081
Kidding me?
I'm the Puckerman!
591
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,328
Can we take photo, please?
That'll be 10 bucks.
592
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,408
For 20, I'll clean your pool.
And if you give me 100,
593
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,687
I'll give you the greatest
night of your life.
594
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,046
[ Both Speaking French ]
595
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,124
Un, deux, trois.
[ Shutter Clicks ]
596
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,004
Voila!
Merci.
597
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,081
Merci, suckers.
598
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,486
Au revoir.
All right.
599
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,005
[ Cell Phone Vibrating ]
600
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,326
What's up,
half bro with the afro?
601
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,609
Hey, man. Uh, where are you?
It sounds really loud.
602
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,887
I'm just making some scratch
out on Hollywood Boulevard,
603
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,645
a.k.a. the enormous skid mark
Los Angeles found in its undies.
604
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,609
I/I//7a!'s going on ? I
need some brotherly advice.
605
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,808
- I'm all ears.
- What are you supposed to do...
606
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,201
when you really like a girl,
but you didn't know it at first,
607
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,409
and you sort of blew your shot with her,
and now this other dude's really into her,
608
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,244
who you used to think
was a total poser,
609
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,004
but turns out is actually
a really cool guy...
610
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,650
who totally has your back,
611
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,484
and you know you'll be
a world-class D-bag...
612
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,562
if you jump in now
and try to break them up?
613
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,961
Whoa, whoa, whoa, back it up.
Question- Is she hot?
614
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,009
Hey, Marley.
Hi.
615
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,811
Yeah.
Uh, dude, you could say that.
616
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,963
Got it. All right, well, listen up.
Play it cool.
617
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,241
Unlike the rest
of those Lima losers,
618
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,368
you have superior
Puckerman testosterone...
619
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,489
that's pumping those hallways full of
premium Puckerman-brand pheromones.
620
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,609
Just let her catch a whiff. Then
you can sit back and play nice.
621
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,684
And in a couple weeks, I guarantee
she'll be begging for it.
622
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,643
And you really think
that's gonna work?
623
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,364
Trust me. That's how
I bagged Teri Hatcher.
624
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,010
Let me tell you.
She's not complaining.
625
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,730
Listen, man, I got to go.
626
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,326
A homeless guy just threw up on Barbra
Streisand's star. I got to snap a pic.
627
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,767
But remember my advice.
Don't be a dick-
628
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,161
But don't give up. [
Sighs ] Thanks, Bro.
629
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,170
[Beeps]
630
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,769
[School Bell Rings]
631
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,202
Dude, this is part of
some master plan, right?
632
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,204
You're going to the Warblers to gather intel
for us, so we can kick ass at Sectionals.
633
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,243
Sam, don't. I feel avvful enough as it is.
Stop, okay?
634
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,971
You've been beating yourself up for,
like, weeks since you and Kurt broke up.
635
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,964
But going back to Dalton? You told Finn it
was 'oause you feel more at home there.
636
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,849
You ask me, it's just
another way to punish yourself.
637
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,003
And for what?
What did you do exactly?
638
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,048
[ Sniffling ]
639
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,883
You okay?
640
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,201
No.
641
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,410
Isitbeoause I don't look at
all like my profile picture?
642
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,086
I'm sorry.
I-I have to go.
643
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:14,688
It was a guy that
friended me on Facebook.
644
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,129
I went over to his place because it felt
like Kurt was moving on with his life,
645
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,328
and I wasn't
a part of it.
646
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,643
And I got to thinking
that maybe...
647
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,484
Kurt and I weren't
meant for each other,
648
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,211
that we weren't supposed to spend
the rest of our lives together.
649
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,564
But the horrible
thing is,
650
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,688
right after I did it...
651
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,402
I knew that we were.
652
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,965
Dude, you got to
tell Kurt that.
653
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,963
You think I haven't told him that?
You think I haven't tried?
654
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,765
Calm down. It's okay.
No, it's not okay, Sam.
655
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,320
Because I cheated
on the one person...
656
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,482
that I love more than
anything in this world.
657
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,042
I hurt him. So of course he's not gonna
trust me. He's never gonna forgive me.
658
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:59,290
Even if he doesn't, you got to
forgive yourself. You got to stop-
659
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,761
What's the word when you
make someone into a villain?
660
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,407
Uh-
“Villainize”?
661
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,084
Yeah, you got to stop
“villainizing” yourself.
662
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,322
Yeah, you hurt Kurt.
That wasn't cool.
663
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,687
So you're trying
to make it right.
664
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,929
But exiling yourself to Dalton
won't fix anything.
665
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,884
I just want to stop feeling
like I'm a bad person.
666
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,689
You're not.
You're one of the good guys.
667
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,650
And I got a whole Glee Club
that agrees with me.
668
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,406
Give me a day. One day
before you pack it all up.
669
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,087
One day... to be the hero
we all know you are.
670
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,520
And then, you know,
you can...
671
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,523
decide where
you really belong.
672
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,244
.L".l'
673
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,005
♪ I wish I could swim ♪
674
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,482
♪ Like the dolphins ♪
675
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,683
♪ Like dolphins can swim ♪
676
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,241
♪ Though nothing ♪
677
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,642
♪ Nothing will keep us
together;
678
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,723
♪ We can beat them ♪
679
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,485
♪ Forever and ever;
680
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,807
♪ Oh, we can be heroes ♪
681
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,801
♪ Just for one day ♪
682
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,924
.L".l'
683
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,127
♪ I will be king ♪
684
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,806
♪ And you ♪
685
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,321
♪ You will be queen ♪
686
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,683
♪ Though nothing ♪
687
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,842
♪ Will drive them away ♪
688
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,730
♪ We can be heroes ♪
689
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,525
♪ Forever and ever;
690
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,560
♪ Then we can be heroes ♪
691
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,047
♪ Just for one day;
692
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,408
♪ We can be heroes ♪
693
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,924
♪ We can be heroes ♪
694
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,571
♪ Just for one day ♪♪
695
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,684
[ Door Slams ]
696
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,001
Well?
What's your decision?
697
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,210
[ Sighs ]
One last mission first.
698
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,482
You in?
699
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,291
♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
700
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,243
♪♪ [ Jazzy J!
701
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,961
[ Chorus 1
♪ POW;
702
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,966
./'P0W_/~
703
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,201
[School Bell Rings]
704
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,489
Hey. Listen, I hate
to do this, but...
705
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,170
I have to reschedule
our date on Friday.
706
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:54,084
What? Wh-Why?
707
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,162
I have to study.
708
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,203
[ Clears Throat]
And, uh,
709
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,561
I have my first appointment with a
dyslexia specialist on Saturday,
710
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,563
and he's, like,
the best in Ohio,
711
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,529
so he could only
squeeze me in at 7:00 a.m.,
712
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,444
which means I have to go
straight home after the game.
713
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,729
Well, I was really looking
forward to hanging out.
714
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,282
Me, too. I-I just-
It's really important.
715
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,044
I want this to be
the first semester...
716
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,203
I hand my mom a report card
with an “A” on it.
717
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,203
How about next Friday?
Can we go out then?
718
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,169
Sure.
719
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,368
Awesome. Thanks.
720
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,286
Ouch. That sounded like
the beginning of the end.
721
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,006
What do you mean? "I can't go
out because I have to study”?
722
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,084
Sounded an awful lot like
“I'm not that into you.”
723
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,401
Well, he has to get up early
to see a doctor.
724
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,165
Is that what it is? Or is it maybe
all the yogurt-covered raisins?
725
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:44,084
Don't listen to what everybody else is saying.
I don't think you look bloated at all.
726
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,685
But if you want to
win his attention,
727
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,684
you should really hit
the elliptical, stat.
728
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,530
You know what?
729
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,080
The old Marley would have sat
home alone on a Friday night,
730
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:58,324
but the new, superheroine
Marley's not gonna wait around.
731
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,647
Hi. What are you
doing Friday night?
732
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,128
Uh,
going on a date with you.
733
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,770
Good.
734
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,882
[ Exhales]
735
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,531
Guys, it was epic.
736
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,649
Dalton was like Death Star meets
Mordor meets Temple of Doom.
737
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:26,007
I mean, I might be exaggerating,
but probably not.
738
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,801
I owe all of you an apology for
ever doubting MoKinley's my home.
739
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,962
- You guys are my home.
- Mmm.
740
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,242
We've got a real fight ahead of us
with the Warblers at Sectionals,
741
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,890
but I am not
worried at all.
742
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,321
Because we've got the team,
we've got the talent, and...
743
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,325
we have, most
importantly, theleaden
744
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,562
[ Cheers, Applause ]
745
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,488
[Artie]
That's my boy, Finn!
746
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,403
That's you, Finn!
747
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,086
[Chattering, Shouting ]
748
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,445
All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.
749
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,488
Let's start with some warm-ups,
and then we can-
750
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,325
Uh, Finn, wait.
Can I say something?
751
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,687
This is for you,
from all of us.
752
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,569
[Artie ] It's a superhero
utility belt...
753
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,051
cleverly disguised
as a fanny pack.
754
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,969
There's some stuff in there
we thought you could use.
755
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,611
Ah, cool, uh-
756
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,602
Magic markers.
I could never find these.
757
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,605
Antacid.
[ Chuckles ]
758
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,330
In case you get
the show choir squirts.
759
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,323
Thanks.
760
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,964
[ Brittany]
That's from me.
761
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,644
You're welcome.
762
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,963
[ Blaine ] That's to always remind you
that you're the almighty Treble Clef,
763
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,601
the uniter of glee clubs
and the uniter of friends.
764
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,531
Wow.
765
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,443
Uh, I don't
know what to say.
766
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,887
I'll never let you down.
767
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,450
I promise.
768
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,887
Okay, come on,
huddle up.
769
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,769
[ Squeals ]
770
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,688
[ Chuckles ]
Next week at sectionals,
771
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,849
we are gonna kick some
Warblers' sorry asses. Yes.
772
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,366
Then it's regionals,
and then it's nationals,
773
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,444
and then this year is gonna go down
in the McKinley High record books...
774
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,683
as the greatest year the New
Directions has ever seen.
775
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,444
Onwards and upwards!
776
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,728
[ All ]
Amazing!
777
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:24,124
♪ Some nights I stay up
cashing in my bad luck ♪
778
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,841
♪ Some nights
I call it a draw;
779
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:32,687
♪ Some nights I wish that
my lips could build a castle ♪
780
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,401
♪ Some nights I wish
they'd just fall off ♪
781
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:41,407
♪ But I still wake up,
I still see your ghost ♪
782
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:46,611
♪ Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure
what I stand for, oh ♪
783
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,648
- 3 What do I stand for? 3
- 3 Oh, oh 3
784
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,449
♪ What do I stand for? ♪
785
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,127
♪ Most nights I don't know;
786
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:58,728
- 3 Anymore 3
- 3 Oh, oh, whoa 3
787
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,521
♪ Oh, whoa, oh ♪
788
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,611
♪ This is it, boys
This is war;
789
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,728
♪ What are we waiting for? ♪
790
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,610
♪ Why don't we break
the rules already? ♪
791
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,651
♪ I was never one
to believe the hype ♪
792
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,881
♪ Save that
for the black and white ♪
793
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,327
♪ Try twice as hard,
and I'm half as liked ♪
794
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,209
♪ But here they come again
to jack my style ♪
795
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,243
♪ That's all right ♪
♪ That's all right ♪
796
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,130
♪ I found a martyr
in my bed tonight;
797
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,965
♪ Stops my bones
from wondering just who I ♪
798
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,169
;Who I,who I am;
799
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,811
♪ Oh, who am I?_;~
800
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,120
.l'Mmm_,~
801
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,043
[ Marley]
.1' Who am I? ♪
802
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,531
.I'Who am I?_;~
803
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,042
♪ Some nights I wish
that this all would end ♪
804
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:47,887
♪ 'Cause I could use
some friends for a change ♪
805
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,329
♪ And some nights I'm scared
you'll forget me again ♪
806
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,325
♪ Some nights I always win
I always win ♪
807
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,051
♪ But I still wake up ♪
808
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,969
♪ I still see your ghost;
809
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:06,650
♪ Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure
what I stand for, oh ♪ :Oh.r
810
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,529
♪ What do I stand for? ♪
♪ Oh ♪
811
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,284
♪ What do I stand for? ♪
812
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,365
♪ Most nights I don't know;
813
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,521
♪ Oh, come on ♪
814
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,965
♪ So, this is it;
815
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,963
♪ I sold my soul for this ♪
816
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,889
♪ Washed my hands
of that for this? ♪
817
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,724
♪ I miss my mom and dad
for this? ♪
818
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:28,681
- 3 So, come on 3
- 3 Oh, come on 3
819
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,808
♪ Come on ♪
820
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,963
♪ Oh, come on ♪
821
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:38,728
-3 Oh, oh, whoa, oh, whoa;
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, ooh ♪
822
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,771
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah ♪
823
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,729
♪ The other night
you wouldn't believe ♪
824
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,041
♪ The dream I just had
about you and me ♪
825
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,724
♪ I called you up,
but we'd both agree ♪
826
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,407
♪ Oh, come on ♪
827
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,925
♪ It's for the best
you didn't listen ♪
828
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,161
:Oh.r
829
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,288
♪ It's for the best
we get our distance ♪
830
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,365
♪ Oh, oh, whoa;
831
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:08,286
♪ Oh, whoa, oh .I'.l'
832
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,648
[ Cheers, Applause ]
833
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,607
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
834
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:26,163
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj
835
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,846
♪ ./' [ Ends ]