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Here's what you missed.
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The cast' list for Grease went'
up, and IOTIyis none I00 happy.
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Who the hell is
Patty Simcox?
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And neither is Jake, because Ryder
got Danny and Marley got Sandy.
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Unique's playing Rizzo, which
totally confused Principal Figgins.
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Unique Adams is nothing more than
an attractive, buxom young woman...
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who has got it going on
in all the right places.
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- She's a brick house, Sue.
- And Blaine is the Teen Angel,
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and he's totally broken up
about breaking up with Kurt.
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Sue's out for Finn, because
he called her baby retarded.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
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And now he's gonna take over
Glee Club,
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'cause Will's going
to Washington on sabbatical.
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Ana' that's what you missed
on Glee.
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[ School Bell Ringing ]
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All right, guys, listen up.
I have an announcement to make.
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- Adele is dead.
- No.
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I have been asked to join
a blue ribbon panel...
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to rewrite the arts
curriculum nationwide.
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- [ Students ] Wow!
- [ Will ] Thank you.
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I'll be taking
a short sabbatical,
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which means I'm leaving McKinley
at the end of the week.
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What? This is crazy.
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But Glee Club is your life.
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Which is why
this is only temporary.
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I'll be back
right after sectionals.
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- Wait. After sectionals?
- [ Sam ] VVhoa!
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I mean, it's not like we know
him that well or anything.
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Guys, guys, calm down. Look, I knew
I needed to find a replacement,
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which is why I brought in
Finn Hudson.
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Mr. Schue, Finn cannot
take over Glee Club.
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He doesn't know what he's doing at all!
Sorry, Finn.
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Guys, I know I can do this. And I've got
some really great ideas for sectionals.
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We'll all be dead by then! He doesn't
know how to direct a musical!
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- No, that's fine. - No, we can't win
without him. Who's gonna drive the bus?
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Finn Hudson, Schuester.
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Figgins's office, right now.
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L-I don't even understand
how you found out.
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Oh, William, I have
the choir room bugged.
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That plaque with the dead fat lady on it?
Her eyes are cameras.
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Okay, Sue,
this is none of your business.
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And besides, I've already cleared this with
Figgins, so I don't see what the problem is.
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Will, of course you don't,
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because this is just another
one of your ill-conceived,
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bizarrely
sentimental schemes...
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that displays
absolutely no forethought...
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and appears immediately ridiculous
to everyone in America except you.
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Finn Hudson barely graduated high
school less than six months ago,
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he has no bachelor's degree, nor the
certification to teach in the state of Ohio.
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Sue, Glee Club is not a class.
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It's an extracurricular
activity.
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Which is why
it is perfectly legal...
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for Finn to volunteer
his talents temporarily.
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I promise, this is
the right thing to do.
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I can take this Glee Club to
sectionals, and I know we can win.
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I'll work just as hard as Mr. Schue
does, and I'll do it all for free.
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Okay, let me just remind
everyone of something.
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For the past year, I have
shown the Glee Club mercy,
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and this school has enjoyed
an unprecedented era of peace.
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But if Bloaty the Gravy Clown is
allowed to take over Glee Club,
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my détente with the arts at
this school will be over.
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[Sue Screams]
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- Hey!
- [Students Screaming ]
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You're a menace
to the state of Ohio!
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All right, people,
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since your egregious ineptitude is
making me lose my will to live,
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I decided to bring in some of
my best upperclassmen...
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to help you up your game.
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Let's partner up.
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We're gonna go
across the floor.
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Let's start
with some jetés.
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Hey, how are you? Haven't seen you
much in the last couple of weeks.
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How you been? I'm good.
You know, up and down.
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Go!
It's good.
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Now that Finn and I are
officially-officially broken up,
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I feel like I can just focus on
really why I came to New York,
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which is my work.
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Good.
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- Use the floor, ladies.
- Speaking of work,
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guess who got her first
Off-Broadway play audition.
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What?
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- I know. I'm really excited.
- Watch your shoulder.
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So, do you know the director,
Ivan van Hoven? Yeah.
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He's doing this,
like, amazing...
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avant-garde production
of The Glass Menagerie.
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It's gonna be,
like, set in a zoo,
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and Peter Dinklage is playing
the Gentleman Caller,
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and so, he's looking
for just a fresh face...
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to play his Laura Wingfield.
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Wow, great role.
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But you're too hot
to play Laura.
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J." f Dance j
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So, I'm gonna be spending
the week just getting off-book.
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Do you think you can help me?
Yeah.
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Hey, some advice.
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You're not ready for Ivan.
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You're not tough enough yet.
You don't have enough wounds.
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Look, I auditioned for him
for his Hedda,
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and he made me recite
my monologue in a slip,
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standing on one foot, pouring
tomato juice all over myself.
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Skip it, Schwimmer.
Ivan will eat you alive.
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I can take it.
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And, look, I was thinking,
maybe you should audition too.
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For Amanda Wingfield.
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You mean the faded
southern belle...
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who spends her haggy, joyless days selling
magazine subscriptions over the phone?
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I thought that you maybe might
want to get back in the game.
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- Juniors, take five.
- [ Man ] Check.
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Freshmen- I don't know.
Just, honey, do something.
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Brody, sidebar.
I'm looking for a new T.A.
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I think you'd be perfect.
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But it's gonna mean a lot of late
nights, a lot of time out of school.
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You're gonna have
to help me prep lessons-
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Yeah, it-it doesn't matter.
I'm- I'm in.
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Good decision.
We'll start next week.
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Uh, actually could we-
could we start on Monday?
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L-I promised Rachel that
I would help her out.
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Yeah. I understand.
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We'll start next week.
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[Tina]
Okay, hold on and suck in.
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[ Grunts ]
I am.
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I don't understand.
This fit yesterday.
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Maybe it's stress bloating.
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I get it all the time.
[ Sugar] Hey.
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[ Both ]
Tina.
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- [ Laughs]
- I love it so much.
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I promise I won't
pee in it.
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I'm here for my fitting.
Where is Harajuku Girl?
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I thought you quit because
your part was too small.
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Well, Spray-Tanned Hawk Nose,
to quote Shakespeare,
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“There's no small parts,
only fat actresses.”
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I just say “fat”?
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I was distracted by Marley's unfortunate
and very noticeable weight gain.
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I'm confused. Are you playing
the lead in Grease or Hairspray?
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I swear, I'm not
eating any differently.
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How is this happening?
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I usually don't believe in the lamestream
media's definition of “science,”
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but it just makes sense...
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that your metabolism
is grinding to a halt.
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You're getting the body
you were destined to have.
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I had to accept how I am.
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I spend almost every
weekend alone...
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because everyone just assumes
that the popular girl's busy.
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I'm doing this play because I could
use some friends. Real ones.
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In the spirit of Grease,
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I thought it would be a good way for
us to get to know each other...
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if we had a sleepover.
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Sleepover?
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Tomorrow night, my place.
Just us girls.
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Can I come?
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I'm not going
if Unique's not invited.
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- Please?
- Ladyboy can come.
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- Yes. - But if I catch you hiding
your dinky between your legs...
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and prancing around like S/Yence
of the L ambs, you're out.
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[School Bell Rings]
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Rough day at Rydell High?
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Mom, when did you
start to get-
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Big?
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Well, I battled my weight
all through high school.
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And when your daddy and I
had you,
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and I thought that
it would fix everything...
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that was wrong between us,
and it didn't,
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that's when I started eating
and didn't stop.
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Why are you asking me this?
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I didn't fit into
my Sandy costume again.
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Every time I try it on,
it just gets tighter.
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So, I thought maybe...
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it's starting to happen to me.
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You know, my-
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my genetics.
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Now I didn't raise
a victim or a quitter.
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[Sighs]
I raised a star.
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You have control
over your life and your body.
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And you are thin and beautiful.
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But you won't stay that way...
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unless you fight for it.
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So, starting now,
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we are on a strict new diet.
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Together.
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[School Bell Rings]
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Uh-uh. No way. Nope.
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You are not allowed in here. This
area is reserved for faculty only.
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Not for 19-year-olds who just
got kicked out of the army...
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and spent several months backpacking
through Georgia, of all places.
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I mean, it seriously
boggles the mind.
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You must have done everything a person
could possibly do in that state,
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including hillbilly
hand-fishing...
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and plus-sized
male prostitution.
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Look, I came here
to apologize, okay?
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I'm sorry for calling
your baby a- a retard.
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L-I'm sorry.
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That word was offensive, and
it just came out wrong anyway.
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It's not what I meant to say. I think
it's exactly what you meant to say.
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I've seen your true
colors, Finn Hudson.
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You've got hate in that
heart, Double Stuff.
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And probably
also frosting.
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Fine. I tried to apologize.
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If you can't accept that,
that's on you.
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Excuse me.
I gotta get to rehearsal.
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- Yeah? Where do you think you're
rehearsing? - The auditorium.
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Oh, no, no, not this week.
Or next week.
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You see, since you've taken
the liberty of redefining...
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what it means to be
a teacher at McKinley,
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well, I took the liberty of reserving
the auditorium for Cheerios practice.
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So you're gonna have to find some other
place to rehearse your idiotic musical.
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I don't know.
Maybe the Moose Lodge?
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Or hell itself.
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[ Exhales]
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You sure you wrote down
the right address?
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Yeah.
Well, Finn works here.
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And we're supposed
to rehearse here?
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[ Sighs ]
Guys, it's perfect.
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Kill two birds
with one stone.
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I gotta overhaul
this jalopy,
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and you guys need to figure out how
to be convincing grease monkeys.
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We're going full-on
method rehearsal.
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I've never even changed the oil in my car.
I can't fix this.
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I cannot believe
you got this part over me.
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Right, right. Look, acting is all
about knowing the material, right?
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Mm-hmm.
The themes.
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So what is Grease
all about?
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Well, it's about fixing cars...
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and getting- getting grease
under your fingernails,
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and about signing a blood oath with
your brothers to the very end.
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Preach, brother.
That's totally the theme.
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Okay, but where should we-
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I mean, there's no stage
or anything.
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Look out there.
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Imagine an audience anxiously
awaiting your arrival.
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And look up there.
Spotlights.
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And-And look
right here.
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And what do you see?
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An old clunker.
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Well, yeah,
it's an old clunker.
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Look again.
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Tell me what
Danny Zuko sees.
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Why, this car's automatic.
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It's systematic.
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00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,565
It's hydromatic.
240
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,403
- Why it's Greased Lightnin'!
- Greased Lightnin'!
241
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,323
♪ We'll get
some overhead lifters ♪
242
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,243
♪ And some four-barrel quads
Oh, yeah ♪
243
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,800
♪ Keep talking
Whoa, keep talking ♪
244
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,248
♪ A fuel-injection cutoff and
chrome-plated rods Oh, yeah ♪
245
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,601
♪ I'll get the money
I'll kill to get the money;
246
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,330
♪ With a four-speed
on the floor;
247
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,640
♪ They'll be waiting
at the door;
248
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,290
♪ You know that ain't no crap ♪
249
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,283
♪ We'll be getting lots of that
in Greased Lightnin' ♪
250
00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,091
♪ Go, go, go, 90-90-90-90,
90-90-90-90 ♪
251
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,243
♪ Go Greased Lightnin' You're
burning up the quarter mile ♪
252
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,607
♪ Greased Lightnin'
Go Greased Lightnin' ♪
253
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,045
♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪
254
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,645
♪ You're coasting
through the heat lap trial ♪
255
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,246
♪ Greased Lightnin'
Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪
256
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,765
- ♪ You are supreme ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
257
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,330
- ♪ The chicks'll scream ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
258
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,209
-_l~ For Greased Lightnin' ♪
- ♪ Go, 90, 9O ♪
259
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,329
- ♪ Go-go-go-go-go-go-go ♪ - ♪ We'll
get some purple frenched taillights ♪
260
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,050
♪ And 30-inch fins
Oh, yeah ♪
261
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,407
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
262
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,090
♪ A Palomino dashboard ♪
263
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,844
♪ And dual muffler twins
Oh, yeah ♪
264
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,400
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
265
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,404
♪ With new pistons, plugs and
shocks, I can get off my rocks ♪
266
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,609
♪ You know that I ain't braggin'
She's a real honey wagon ♪
267
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,843
- ♪ Greased Lightnin' ♪ C♪
Go, go, go, 90-90-99-99-99 ♪
268
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,129
♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' You're
burning up the quarter mile ♪
269
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,726
♪ Greased Lightnin'
Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪
270
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,040
♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪
271
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,088
♪ You're coasting
through the heat lap trial ♪
272
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,003
♪ Greased Lightnin'
Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪
273
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,844
- ♪ You are supreme ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
274
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,206
- ♪ The chicks'll scream ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
275
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,645
♪ For Greased Lightnin' ♪
276
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,728
♪ Go, 90, go,
go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go ♪
277
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,804
♪♪ [ Clapping Rhythmically]
278
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,167
[ Engine Revs]
279
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,601
♪♪ [ Rock]
280
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,331
♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' You're
burning up the quarter mile ♪
281
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,489
♪ Greased Lightnin'
Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪
282
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,325
♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' You're
coasting through the heat lap trial ♪
283
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,085
♪ Greased Lightnin'
Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪
284
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,725
- ♪ You are supreme ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
285
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,211
- ♪ The chicks'll scream ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
286
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,009
♪ For Greased Lightnin' ♪
287
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:55,765
♪ Lightnin', Lightnin',
Lightnin', Lightnin' ♪
288
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,162
'J' Yeah ♪
C♪ Lightflin' ♪♪
289
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,767
[ Light Applause ]
290
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,490
Wow. Good start.
291
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,723
Now, uh, let's try it again
with, like, double the energy.
292
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,289
[ Grunts ]
[ Sighs 1
293
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,330
I can't believe you have a dance
audition f o r The Glass Menagerie-
294
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,680
Well, Ivan is
a very physical director.
295
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,649
- All of his work is very movement-driven.
- Ooh.
296
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,728
Come on. Now?
Ooh, release.
297
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,081
[ Phone Rings ]
Ooh. Ow.
298
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,403
Oh. Grease update from Tina.
Ooh.
299
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,721
Ooh. Apparently the girl
playing Sandy...
300
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,724
has gained so much weight,
she can't fit into her clothes.
301
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,928
No. That's unfortunate.
302
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,520
But it doesn't really have
anything to do with us.
303
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,444
No. We're not!
We are not going to see it.
304
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,249
Not gonna see what?
305
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,129
What are you doing
in my studio, Schwimmer?
306
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,804
Practicing
for your big audition?
307
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,405
Yeah, this is actually
my roommate, Kurt.
308
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,290
- He's helping me with it.
- It's an honor to meet you, Ms. July, and-
309
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,089
Ooh, you've
got some abs!
310
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,521
That's sweet.
311
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,045
Can you get the bar?
312
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,805
So you were saying-
not gonna see what?
313
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,929
Her recently broken-up-with
ex-boyfriend is directing...
314
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,684
my recently broken-up-with
ex-boyfriend...
315
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,250
in a school production
of Grease,
316
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,163
and we've got a bunch
of friends in it,
317
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,447
so we were debating
whether or not we should go.
318
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,090
- When is it?
- This weekend.
319
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,130
Oh. You need to go.
320
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,170
I mean, if you're both not over your exes,
it's a perfect opportunity for closure.
321
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,685
I have closure.
322
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,207
Okay.
Then go have fun, Schwim.
323
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,647
Or go because it's Grease.
324
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,764
Go because it's your friends.
It's your high school.
325
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,683
Rachel, I'm going.
I need to see him.
326
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,206
I haven't seen him since.
I'm not sleeping.
327
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,770
I'm living off of Ambien
and The Notebook.
328
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,604
Please come with me.
I can't do it alone.
329
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,604
Look, even if I wanted to go, which
I don't, we don't have the money.
330
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,923
Kurt's an intern, and I spent all of
my money on my last trip home, so-
331
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,286
[ Cassie ]
Well,
332
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:50,206
I could give you my JetBlue
frequent flyer miles.
333
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,725
I can't use them,
334
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,484
ever since I was
banned for my...
335
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,723
Bloody Mary-fueled panic
attack at 30,000 feet,
336
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:01,442
which resulted in the hospitalization
of three flight attendants.
337
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,126
Don't ask. And don't go
if you don't want to.
338
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,487
But I just think you'll
regret missing it.
339
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,289
Here's my first-place trophy for
“Most Tongues Spoken” at Bible camp.
340
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,488
And this is Mr. Jo Jo.
341
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,285
I rode him for six years
until he broke my hymen.
342
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,805
[ Knocking ]
343
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,644
Triple-layer
fudge cake, yo!
344
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,324
[Tina]
Kettle corn and pizza!
345
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:28,526
And chocolate doughnuts! Unique loves
her delicious, chocolaty Krispy Kreme.
346
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,443
Dig in, everybody, and
then we'll have pillow fights...
347
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,445
and ghost stories and prayer
circles and back rubs.
348
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,010
Want a doughnut, Marley?
349
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,690
Are there any
healthy snacks?
350
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,410
You can eat Kleenex.
They taste like clouds.
351
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,721
Honey, we need to
have a little talk.
352
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,325
Here. Have mine.
353
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,846
[Girls Chattering ]
354
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,524
Okay -
355
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,206
These are called fingers. Just
stick them in your pie hole...
356
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,851
and bingo, you're magically
supermodel-thin forever.
357
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,764
I don't want to make myself vomit.
That's gross.
358
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,285
You know what's
more gross?
359
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,887
Having your gelatinous, corpulent,
six-ton stomach explode blood...
360
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,088
and pudding and sour cream
and chili cheese fries...
361
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,050
just because you didn't love
yourself enough to binge and purge.
362
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,563
Do you do it? I would if I
was born with the fat gene.
363
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,405
And let's be real. You weren't
just born with the fat gene,
364
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,768
you were born with the
circus fat gene- No offense.
365
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,081
Just think about it.
366
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:29,081
[Girls Chattering ]
367
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,846
Hey.
Where's Marley?
368
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,285
Why, I'm right here,
369
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,762
wearing my signature News/es cap
with my mud brown hair.
370
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,923
I'm gonna bat my bargain-basement
eyes and steal your boyfriends,
371
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,447
just like I stole the lead
in the fall musical.
372
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,360
♪ Look at me
I'm Sandra Dee ♪
373
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,604
♪ Lousy with virginity ♪
374
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:03,287
♪ Won't go to bed
till I'm legally wed ♪
375
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,569
♪ I can't
I'm Sandra Dee ♪
376
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,447
♪ Watch it
Hey, I'm Doris Day;
377
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:15,684
♪ I was not
brought up that way ♪
378
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,000
♪ Won't come across ♪
379
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:24,009
♪ Even Rock Hudson lost
his heart to Doris Day;
380
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,809
-_l~ I don't drink;
- ♪ No.1'
381
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,291
-,I~Orswear_l~
- ♪ No.1'
382
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,890
-_l~ I don't rat my hair;
- ♪ EW ♪
383
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,770
- ♪ I get ill from one
cigarette ♪ - [ Coughing ]
384
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,161
♪ Keep your Why paws ♪
385
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,760
♪ Off my silky drawers ♪
386
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,320
♪ Would you pull that crap
with Annette? ♪
387
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,487
♪ As for you,
Troy Donahue ♪
388
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,530
♪ I know what you wanna do ♪
389
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,321
♪ You've got your crust
I'm no object of lust;
390
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:58,122
♪ I'm just plain Sandra Dee ♪
[Giggling]
391
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,250
♪ Elvis, Elvis, let me be ♪
392
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,210
♪ Keep that pelvis
far from me ♪
393
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,850
♪ Just keep your cool ♪
394
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,561
♪ Now you're starting to drool ♪
395
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,167
♪ Hey, I'm Sandra Dee ♪♪
396
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,960
Are you making fun of me,
Kitty?
397
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,689
Some people are so touchy.
398
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,651
[School Bell Rings]
399
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,170
You wanted to see me?
400
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,720
Finn Hudson,
401
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,484
this is Rob
and Betty Adams.
402
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,608
I took the liberty
of calling them...
403
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,924
to congratulate them on their son landing
the big role of Rizzo in Grease-
404
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,447
And, lo and behold, it was the
first they'd heard of it.
405
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,047
Look, ever since Wade was a little
boy, we knew that he was different.
406
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:50,442
Most little boys don't want to dress
as Shirley Hemphill for Halloween.
407
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,204
I mean,
it's just so specific.
408
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:56,046
When V\/ade performed as a girl at
nationals, we were really proud.
409
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,407
But Chicago is
a very liberal city.
410
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,881
I mean,
we live in Ohio, and-
411
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,167
[Sighs]
To be perfectly honest,
412
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,730
we're worried about
Wade's safety.
413
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,286
I think you're overreacting.
Are we?
414
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,648
Well, I've personally seen you
physically assaulted in the hallway.
415
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,245
This concerns me.
416
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,527
Wade, is that true?
417
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:21,691
Ooh, put some pants on, Mo'Nique!
[ Boy Laughs ]
418
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,369
We're pulling Wade
out of the play,
419
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,649
and we're asking Wade not to dress
like a girl during school hours.
420
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,167
[ Mrs. Adams ] Once he gets home,
he can be whoever he wants to be.
421
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:35,609
Wade Adams, you can return to
your sewing exam in Home Ec.
422
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,287
I can't believe you would
do something like this.
423
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,682
You mean do something like conveniently
protect the welfare of a student...
424
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,366
so that it just happens to
derail the school musical?
425
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,525
I think that sounds exactly like
something I'd do- Classic Sue Sylvester.
426
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,921
If you don't have a Rizzo,
you don't have a show.
427
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,650
Well, who says I can't
find another Rizzo?
428
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,007
Hmm?
Me.
429
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,962
Of course I can play Rizzo.
430
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,451
[ Sighs ]
Are you sure?
431
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,284
We open tomorrow,
and we just gave you the script.
432
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,569
I was born to play this role. I've known it
by heart since I was one, Artie. Come on.
433
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,843
So, what are you doing in town, Santana?
Shut up. No one cares.
434
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,730
Yeah, the important thing is that
she's here, so the show can go on.
435
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,087
This one fits. I just looked
at the lines for Rizzo.
436
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,889
I think I can
be off-book by Friday.
437
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,566
I may have to hold a script
in the second act.
438
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,529
Sorry, Tina.
I called Santana.
439
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,728
She was the obvious choice
to me.
440
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,282
And if you played Rizzo,
then we wouldn't have a Jan.
441
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,840
You have got to be kidding me.
442
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,291
All right. Well, just remember, no
matter how many times people ask,
443
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,089
we have to stick
to our five-autograph limit.
444
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,401
Right. I'm more concerned about
running into you-know-who.
445
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,050
You'll be fine.
446
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:55,648
Oh, look. It's your locker
next to my locker.
447
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,688
Remember that time you got out
of that date with Mercedes...
448
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,762
- by saying that you had a thing for me?
- Oh.
449
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,444
Yeah, it still burns
my ass to this day.
450
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,522
Yes!
Honey.
451
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,125
Oh, my God, guys-
452
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,208
It's amazing you guys
came to see the musical.
453
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,851
Look, these kids are ready
to bring the house down.
454
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,126
How are you?
Tell us everything.
455
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,804
Oh, life is crazy busy.
456
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,851
You know, it's not easy balancing UCLA
classes and recording backup vocals,
457
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,606
or having Puckerman always hit me
up for sugar mamas' phone numbers.
458
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,881
But life is good.
Good.
459
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,610
Oh, you guys have to come
backstage and say hi.
460
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,684
They're gonna freak
when they see who's here.
461
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,762
Tina!
462
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,764
I'm sorry. I've been
starving myself all week.
463
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,569
How could you have gained
two inches in one day?
464
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,331
I don't know. Maybe we can
hot glue an elastic band on.
465
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,925
Marley, do not worry.
466
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,810
We're gonna get those two
inches off you before curtain.
467
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,405
Scout's honor.
468
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,286
[ Bell Dinging ]
469
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,331
Kun?
470
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,846
L-I didn't think
I'd see you this weekend.
471
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,246
We wouldn't miss it
for the world.
472
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,926
- Would we, Kurt?
- [Whispers] No.
473
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,525
Rachel.
474
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,971
Finn, hey.
How are you?
475
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,089
Good. A little surprised
to see you, but-
476
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,084
I'm gonna go put the kids
through their warm-up.
477
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,730
How are you?
478
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,770
I'm good. I'm really good.
Just... busy and-
479
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,963
Rachel has her first big audition
for an Off-Broadway show next week.
480
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,771
Wow.
481
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,444
That's awesome.
Congratulations.
482
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,806
Thanks.
483
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,487
Look, this is- this is really,
really weird. Mm-hmm.
484
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,609
But the four of us had
a lot of history between us,
485
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,602
so I just want to say...
486
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,682
it's cool you came
to see our show.
487
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,161
Pretty proud of it.
488
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,930
- You were right.
- Ooh.
489
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,480
It was a mistake to come. I'm
not gonna get through act two.
490
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,130
Oh, no. Look, you're gonna
be fine, all right?
491
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,089
I'm gonna be sitting
right next to you.
492
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,810
And we're gonna be
holding hands and laughing...
493
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,724
and applauding, and we are never,
ever, gonna let them see us sweat.
494
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,485
Okay?
495
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,801
Okay, come here.
496
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,604
[Applause, Cheering ]
497
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:22,647
♪ Your story's sad to tell ♪
498
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,486
♪ A teenage ne'er-do-well ♪
499
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,767
♪ Most mixed up;
500
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,569
♪ Non-delinquent;
501
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,884
♪ On the mock ♪
502
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,090
♪ Your future's so unclear now ♪
503
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,927
♪ What's left
of your career now ♪
504
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,447
♪ Cam even get a trade-m ♪
505
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:52,048
-; On your smile;
-; Ah, ah, ah, ah;
506
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,885
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
507
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,850
- ♪ Boom, ba-doom ♪
- ♪ La-la, la ♪
508
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,046
♪ Ba-doom ♪
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la ♪
509
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,565
♪ Ba-doom ♪
♪ La, la, la ♪
510
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,325
♪ Beauty school dropout ♪
511
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,722
♪ No graduation day for you ♪
512
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,923
♪ Beauty school dropout ♪
513
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,527
♪ Missed your midterms
and flunked shampoo ♪
514
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,161
♪ Well, at least
you could have taken time ♪
515
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,005
♪ To wash and dean
your domes up ♪
516
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,731
♪ After spending
all that dough ♪
517
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,202
♪ To have the doctor
fix your nose up ♪
518
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,204
- ♪ Baby, don't sweat it ♪
- ♪ Don't sweat it ♪
519
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,608
♪ You're not cut out
to hold a job ♪
520
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,650
- ♪ Better forget it;
- ♪ Forget it;
521
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,122
♪ Who wants their hair done
by a slob? ♪
522
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,443
♪ Now your bangs are curled
Your lashes twirled ♪
523
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,251
♪ But still the world is cruel ♪
524
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,607
♪ Wipe off that angel face ♪
525
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,729
♪ And go back to high school ♪
526
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,401
♪ Baby, don't blow it;
527
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,927
♪ Don't put my good advice
to shame ♪
528
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,606
♪ Baby, you know it ♪
529
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,004
♪ Even Dear Abknfd
say the same ♪
530
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,447
♪ Now I've called the shot
Get off the pot ♪
531
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:14,130
♪ I've really got to fly;
532
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,049
♪ Gotta be going ♪
533
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,370
♪ To that ma“ shop ♪
534
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:27,449
♪ In the sky:
535
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,561
♪ Beauty school dropout ♪
536
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,369
♪ Beauty school
dropout ♪
537
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,841
♪ Go back to high school ♪
538
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,282
♪ Beauty school dropout ♪
♪ Beauty school dropout ♪
539
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,648
♪ Go back to high school ♪♪
540
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,688
♪♪ [ Ends ]
[Applause, Cheering ]
541
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,049
Marley?
542
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,884
[ Gagging ]
543
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,567
[ Retching, Coughing ]
544
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,689
Marley, stop.
Why are you doing that?
545
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,809
[ Crying ]
546
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,565
Why do you think?
547
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,563
My mom's the town joke,
548
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,450
and I'm gonna end up
just like her.
549
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,091
Well, sticking your fingers down your
throat is only gonna make things worse.
550
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,561
Spare me the lecture.
I've seen the health films.
551
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,409
Okay -
552
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,926
Then google “Johnny Pappas.”
553
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,843
He's my second cousin. He was
a wrestler at Bowling Green,
554
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,604
and the coach was always
making him drop weight.
555
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:30,208
So Johnny did all the crazy
diets and puked every day.
556
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,204
And when that stopped working,
he used laxatives.
557
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,721
Then last March,
in the middle of a match-
558
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,325
He died?
559
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,368
He crapped himself in front
of the whole school.
560
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,886
[ Both Laughing ]
561
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,530
Look-
562
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,601
I would never use laxatives.
563
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,162
Well, I don't want to kiss a girl
who's got puke on her breath.
564
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,369
Either on stage...
or later.
565
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,521
Now, come on.
We're on in five.
566
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,768
[ Door Closes ]
567
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,446
♪ Look at me ♪
568
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,370
♪ There has to be ♪
569
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:16,123
♪ Something more
than what they see ♪
570
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,362
♪ Wholesome and pure ♪
571
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,764
♪ Oh, so scared and unsure ♪
572
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:29,883
♪ A poor man's Sandra Dee ♪
573
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:45,206
♪ Sandy,
you must start anew ♪
574
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,127
♪ Don't you know
what you must do? ♪
575
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,521
♪ Hold your head high ♪
576
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,924
♪ Take a deep breath and sigh ♪
577
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,810
♪ Good-bye A'
578
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:08,721
♪ To Sandra Dee ♪♪
579
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,250
[ Laughing ]
Mmm.
580
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,845
Hello.
Hi.
581
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,207
I'm really glad you came back
to play Rizzo.
582
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,284
I feel bad for Mercedes, but if
her parents want her to be a boy,
583
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,930
then, I don't know,
I guess it makes sense.
584
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,331
[ Chuckles ]
585
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,730
- I miss you.
- I miss you too.
586
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,689
The only reason why
I agreed to do this play...
587
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,250
was so that I could
see you again.
588
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,166
Well, I'm not dating
anybody new, boy or girl.
589
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,403
Britt,
we talked about this.
590
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,847
And it would be fine
if you were.
591
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,288
I'm glad that you're not.
592
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,204
60 seconds, Ms. Lopez.
593
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,520
[ Both Chuckle]
594
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,410
“Ms. Lopez.”
595
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,164
Are you nervous
about your big number?
596
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,891
Oh, God, no. Come on.
It's all about the attitude.
597
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,724
I'm just gonna do
what I did with “America”...
598
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,404
in West Side Sta/y
last year.
599
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,448
Yeah, but this is,
like, a sad song, right?
600
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,842
So you have to think of something
that makes you, like, really sad.
601
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,922
Like how we're not together
anymore, and it's okay,
602
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,209
but it still hurts
a little bit.
603
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,806
Especially on Fridays,
'cause that was our date night.
604
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,445
Good luck.
605
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,330
♪♪ [ Intro]
606
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,644
♪ There are worse things
I could do ♪
607
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:40,045
♪ Than go with a boy or two ♪
608
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,282
♪ Even though
the neighborhood thinks ♪
609
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,967
♪ I'm trashy and no good ♪
610
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,601
♪ I suppose it could be true ♪
611
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,730
♪ But there are worse things
I could do ♪
612
00:29:53,800 --> 00:30:01,491
♪ I could flirt
with all the guys ♪
613
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:08,205
♪ Smile at them
and bat my eyes ♪
614
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,171
♪ Press against them
when we dance ♪
615
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,608
♪ Make them think
they stand a chance ♪
616
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,445
♪ Then refuse
to see it through ♪
617
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:22,923
♪ That's a thing
I'd never do ♪
618
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:29,485
♪ I could stay home
every night ♪
619
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,282
♪ Wait around for Mr. Right ♪
620
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,968
♪ Take cold showers every day;
621
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,840
♪ And throw my “fie away ♪
622
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,721
♪ On a dream
that won't come true ♪
623
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:56,127
♪ I could hurt
someone like me ♪
624
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:03,448
♪ Out of spite or jealousy;
625
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,206
♪ I don't steal,
and I don't lie ♪
626
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,966
♪ But I can feel
And I can cry;
627
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:17,889
♪ A fact
I'll bet you never knew;
628
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:24,047
♪ But to cry in front of you ♪
629
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,766
♪ That's the worst thing ♪
630
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:33,768
[ In Harmony, Together]
♪ I could do ♪♪
631
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,207
♪♪ [ Ends ]
632
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,641
[Applause, Cheering ]
633
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,008
Tina, you were
incredible as Jan.
634
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,731
Finn was right. No one could
play this part better than you.
635
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,089
Thank you. You know, this last
week, I've been thinking.
636
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,448
Maybe we shouldn't have broken up.
Maybe it was premature.
637
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,002
Maybe. But... we did.
638
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,003
And it really tested who I am.
639
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,686
And I'm liking who I am.
640
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,329
But I miss you too.
641
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,166
So... we can talk about it.
[ Sighs ]
642
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,644
Whoa.
I mean-
643
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,767
Whoa.
644
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,444
Are you sure?
645
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,761
This doesn't
look ridiculous?
646
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,326
Not the word that comes to mind.
647
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,243
It's just so tight.
648
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,403
I feel like I'm gonna shake out
of the seams in the Shake Shack.
649
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,689
You have nothing to worry about.
You're gonna destroy this.
650
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,603
I'll tell you who's going
to destroy us, y'all.
651
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,763
Fletcher Mantini.
He's in the audience.
652
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,205
Who's that?
653
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,362
He's the theater critic
for The McKinley Muckraker.
654
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,807
He hates everything,
and his brutal deconstruction...
655
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,087
of your performances
is gonna be posted online...
656
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,561
before you're even forklifted
out of your costume.
657
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,244
See you on the ice.
658
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,484
Hey, you can't listen to her.
659
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,882
I know.
Uh, it's-it's just-
660
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,247
Hey, hey, hey,
look at me.
661
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,289
Take a deep breath.
662
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,089
[ Inhales Deeply]
663
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,527
You look amazing.
664
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,087
You sound amazing.
This is going to be amazing.
665
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,605
Yeah.
666
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,445
♪♪ [ Pop]
[Audience Cheering ]
667
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,970
♪ I got chills
They're multiplyin' ♪
668
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,921
♪ And I'm losin' control ♪
669
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,368
♪ 'Cause the power
you're supplyin' ♪
670
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,841
♪ It's electrifyin' ♪
671
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,810
[ Cheering, Applause ]
672
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,888
♪ You better shape up ♪
[Backup] ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
673
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,447
♪ 'Cause I need a man ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
674
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,241
- ♪ And my heart is set on you ♪
- ♪ And my heart is set on you ♪
675
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,885
♪ You better shape up ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
676
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,487
- ♪ You better understand ♪
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
677
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,403
- ♪ To my heart I must be true ♪
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
678
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,201
♪ Nothin' left
Nothin' left for me to do ♪
679
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,760
- [ Both ] ♪ You're the one that I
want ♪ - ♪ You are the one I want;
680
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,121
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey;
681
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,440
♪ The one that I want ♪
682
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,726
♪ You are the one I want;
683
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,484
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey;
684
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,721
♪ The one that I want ♪
685
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,406
♪ You are the one I want
Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
686
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,602
♪ The one I need ♪
♪ One I need ♪
687
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,490
♪ Oh, yes, indeed ♪
♪ Yes, indeed ♪
688
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,731
- ♪ I better shape up ♪
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
689
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,049
♪ 'Cause you need a man ♪
♪ I need a man ♪
690
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,243
♪ Who can keep me satisfied ♪ [Backup]
♪ Who can keep me satisfied ♪
691
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,727
♪ Wetter shape up ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
692
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,285
♪ If I'm gonna prove ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
693
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,129
♪ You better prove ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
694
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,328
♪ That my faith
is justified ♪
695
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,845
♪ Are you sure'? ♪
696
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,281
[ Both ] ♪ Yes, I'm
sure down deep inside ♪
697
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,408
- ♪ You're the one that I want ♪
- ♪ You are the one I want;
698
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,562
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey;
699
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,802
- ♪ The one that I want ♪
- ♪ You are the one I want;
700
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,089
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want ♪
701
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,845
♪ You are the one I want
Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
702
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,088
♪ The one I need ♪
♪ One I need ♪
703
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,891
- ♪ Oh, yes, indeed ♪
- ♪ Yes, indeed ♪
704
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,291
♪ You're the one that I want ♪
705
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,443
♪ You are the one I want
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
706
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,961
♪ The one that I want ♪
♪ You are the one I want;
707
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,441
-; Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ The one I need ♪
708
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,767
♪ One I need ♪
♪ Oh, yes, indeed ♪
709
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,330
♪ Yes, indeed ♪
710
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,606
♪ You're the one that I want ♪♪
711
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,842
[ Cheering, Applause ]
712
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,763
Thanks for dragging me
into this, dude.
713
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,570
What's wrong?
714
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,962
[Voice Quavering ]
I just need a minute.
715
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,290
[Line Ringing]
[Sniffling ]
716
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,682
[ Phone Buzzing, Ringing ]
717
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,762
Hmm.
718
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,765
Well, hello, Schwimmer.
719
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,365
How's Ohio?
720
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:24,367
Cassandra?
I- I was calling for Brody.
721
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,647
Yeah, he's in the shower,
722
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,371
soaping up his incredibly
chiseled physique.
723
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,044
You want me to leave a message?
724
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,202
I'm sorry, I don't-
I-l don't understand.
725
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:39,208
Uh, let's see. You blew off your playdate
with the hottest piece of ass at NYADA...
726
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,169
to go visit
your loser ex-boyfriend.
727
00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,210
Said hot ass was
lonely, distraught,
728
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,770
didn't know what
to do with himself,
729
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,491
and was more than happy to come help
me chore 0 graph a new routine- - .
730
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,726
when I called him up.
731
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,643
And then one thing
led to another,
732
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,246
and next thing you know he's
at my place and, you know.
733
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,722
So... you and Brody-
734
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,770
[ Sighs 1
Why?
735
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,401
Why don't we consider this one of
those little nasty life lessons?
736
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,562
Auditioning
for an Off-Broadway play,
737
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,086
throwing yourself
at an upperclassman...
738
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,245
and telling me that / need
to get back in the game?
739
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,687
/ need to get back in the game?
740
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,843
I think you were overreaching and
needed a little bit of a reminder.
741
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,049
I am the game, Schwimmer, and
you are what you've always been.
742
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,567
- A privileged, self-indulgent,
dime-a- - [ Phone Beeps Off]
743
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,162
[ Exhales]
744
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,885
Hey, you missed
the curtain call.
745
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,444
- Have you been crying?
- No, I'm fine.
746
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:51,129
For two years, I was the guy you
came to with every little problem.
747
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,806
Are we just gonna pretend
we're not even friends anymore?
748
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,123
I just-
I shouldn't have come here.
749
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,407
- It's just- It's too weird.
- Then why'd you come?
750
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,687
For Kurt and-
751
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,290
and for you.
752
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,442
You know, everything was
really, really good,
753
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,411
and I had a couple of notes,
but they were small.
754
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,641
[ Chuckles ]
755
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,564
Well, thank you for coming.
Means a lot to me.
756
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,089
Believe me. The whole time
I was directing it,
757
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,164
I was basically just thinking,
what would Rachel do?
758
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,844
You're kind of my moose.
759
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,247
It's- It's “muse.”
760
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,370
I know. Just wanted
to see you smile.
761
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,568
Now will you tell me
what you're so upset about?
762
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,330
I'd rather not.
763
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,004
Were you crying
about me?
764
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,401
I wasn't crying
about you.
765
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,528
Oh.
766
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,926
It's about him,
isn't it? Brody?
767
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,207
L-I just didn't think
you'd move on that fast.
768
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,810
You don't know that.
I know you.
769
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,201
I know you have four
different kinds of crying.
770
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,123
You've got the fake crying
when you want something,
771
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,851
which always
involves a tissue.
772
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,809
You've got the singing
crying, which this can't be.
773
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,326
The disappointed crying,
which involves sobbing.
774
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,169
And the crying over a guy,
775
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,368
which I know very well...
776
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,920
'cause it used to
be reserved for me.
777
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,241
Well, told you we shouldn't
talk about this.
778
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,721
Well, maybe we shouldn't
talk about anything anymore.
779
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,002
Is that really what you want?
Yeah.
780
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,805
No contact,
not even in song.
781
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,483
When you come back
to visit, I-
782
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,801
I don't want to
know about it.
783
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,362
Yeah,
I think that's good.
784
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,770
You know, I don't really know what's
gonna happen between us, but...
785
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,730
I know that you used to be the
guy that would make me feel...
786
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,407
like the most special girl
in the whole world.
787
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,801
And it doesn't feel
that way anymore.
788
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,849
Now it just feels...
sad and confusing.
789
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,891
And the worst part is is that doesn't
even really feel that bad anymore.
790
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,961
And whatever happened with this
Brody guy made you cry, and...
791
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,530
this doesn't.
792
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,803
Hey.
793
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,441
Mr. Schuester said he wanted
to see you in the choir room.
794
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,124
Bye.
795
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,008
Are you okay?
I just want to go home.
796
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,920
I thought this was home.
Doesn't feel like it anymore.
797
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,162
Kurt, I need to talk to you.
798
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,767
[ Rachel ]
You okay?
799
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,842
I'm not interested.
800
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,208
L- I never told you
about what happened.
801
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,886
The guy that I hooked up with-
I need you to know everything.
802
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:41,045
What are you gonna tell me? That it
wasn't serious? That you only made out?
803
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,208
That you didn't care about him?
I didn't care.
804
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,601
Do you think any of that
matters to me?
805
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,411
Relationships
are about trust.
806
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,482
And I don't
trust you anymore.
807
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,642
I was stupid
to come back.
808
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,525
Rachel's right.
This isn't home anymore.
809
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,642
“Watching the skill,
the nuance,
810
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,529
this reviewer was forced
to ask himself,
811
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,571
'ls this not how it felt to watch
Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel?
812
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:16,090
And might the directing team of Mr. Hudson and
Mr. Abrams be headed for careers at NASA?'
813
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,043
They should be,
because last night...
814
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,128
they plucked stars
from the firmament...
815
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,168
and named them Marley Rose
and Ryder Lynn.
816
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,608
Has ever an audience been
so enraptured? Mayhap.
817
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,604
But when the last breath of life
crosses this reviewer's lips,
818
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,330
it shall utter
but three words-
819
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,449
'Grease, McKinley, Bravo.”'
820
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,761
[ Cheering, Whooping ]
821
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,410
Whoo!
822
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,609
Fletcher Mantini's just a sophomore,
but he's a notoriously tough critic.
823
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,570
And that's what I call
a rave review.
824
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,921
[ Sighs ]
[All Cheer, Applaud ]
825
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,526
Man, this week hasn't been easy,
826
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,446
knowing it was the last time I was
gonna see you guys for a while.
827
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,683
But one thing that's helped is knowing
that I'm leaving you in good hands.
828
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,526
If there's one person who loves the
Glee Club as much as I do, it's Finn.
829
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,762
And I know in my heart
that he has what it takes...
830
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,366
to get you guys a win
at sectionals.
831
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,363
I have so much
to thank you guys for.
832
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:11,048
Not just for making every day
of my life an absolute joy,
833
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,805
but for giving me this chance
to share that joy with others.
834
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,883
Um, I'm gonna see you guys
in a few months,
835
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,487
but hopefully, there'll be a brand-new
sectionals trophy in that case over there.
836
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,442
I love you guys.
837
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,010
And I'm really gonna
miss you.
838
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,369
I'm serious. You can call
me anytime, day or night.
839
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,927
I know.
You okay?
840
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,367
Yeah. You okay?
841
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,125
[ Sighs ]
Yeah.
842
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,929
Oh, one more thing.
For sectionals,
843
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,530
don't be afraid to open
with a ballad.
844
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,284
Yeah, sure, we got
a lot of great dancers now,
845
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,681
but the judges at sectionals
always reward the best singers.
846
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,282
So what you gotta do-
Mr. Schue, I got this.
847
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,761
[ Sighs ]
848
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,842
Yeah.
849
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,047
[ Sighs ]
850
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,522
Go get 'em.
You too.
851
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,924
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
852
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:31,001
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizing]
853
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,688
J." I Ends j