1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,966 ♪♪ [ Techno] 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,883 All right, kids, show me what you got. 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,566 Ready? Five, six, seven, eight. 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,530 Welcome to NYADA. 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,365 This is Dance 101, my name's Cassandra July, 6 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,887 and if you are not suffering from severe body dysmorphia, 7 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,644 then you don't want it enough. 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,609 Let's get this straight, freshmen. 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,762 There's maybe two of you in this room... 10 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,689 that are good enough to make it in this business. 11 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:35,564 As for the rest of you, thank you for paying my rent on my loft in SoHo. 12 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,808 Hey. What's your name? Muffin Top? 13 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,123 - Uh, Lydia. - No. No, your name's Muffin Top. 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,124 And from now on, it's rice cakes and ipecac. 15 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,965 Or cut off a butt cheek, 'cause you need to drop a few. 16 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,481 - Hold it. I'm sorry. - [ Stops ] 17 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:55,451 Did my conversation with Muffin Top offend you? 18 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,131 No. Hmm? What's your name? 19 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,890 Rachel. Little Miss- 20 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,526 David Schwimmer? Little Miss David Schwimmer. 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,968 I bet you were a big star back in Iowa. 22 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,289 I'm actually from Ohio. Ohio. That's even worse. 23 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:15,083 You ever look at a map? Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off. 24 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,403 So did you come all the way to New York City to show me how to run my class? 25 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,330 No, I- I came to learn. Okay. 26 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,609 Lesson number one- your piqué turns are pathetic... 27 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,968 and your stuck-up little attitude's really pissing me off. 28 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,008 - Music! - ♪♪ f Resumes j 29 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,128 All right, go! 30 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,443 Let's get energy in your fingers. 31 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:40,525 Higher. Higher. Into the ground. Higher! Higher! Higher! 32 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,005 Ohh! Come on! 33 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,050 I don't need any help. No. I'm not coming down here to help you. 34 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,090 I'm coming down here to give you a big New York City welcome. 35 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,161 You suck. 36 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:54,241 Nice. 37 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,645 [School Bell Rings] 38 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,286 What's up, blogosphere? Jacob Ben Israel here, 39 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:04,729 back on the street with an exclusive look at McKinley's newest celebrities- 40 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,484 the New Directions! 41 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,844 Artie Abrams, lunchroom sources tell me you've been seen sitting with Cheerios. 42 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,888 Well, I'm usually seen sitting. 43 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,850 But yes, and I can tell you it is great finally being popular. 44 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:18,605 National champs, baby! Whoo! 45 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:23,208 Sam Evans- from hobo stripper to Glee Club celebrity. 46 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,402 How does it feel? Awesome, and about time. 47 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,370 I never thought I'd have a freshman for a personal assistant. 48 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,208 This isn't organic. 49 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,884 Wow. See you next Tina. 50 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,644 Do Taylor Lautner again. 51 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,485 Bella, I love you. And I'm a werewolf. 52 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,925 [Squealing ] 53 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,729 Is it true you broke up with Mike Chang... 54 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,690 a week after tattooing “Mike Chang 4ever” on your hip... 55 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,081 because the long-distance thing was too hard? 56 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,969 Um, yeah. 57 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,122 I still love him, and we're still friends, 58 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,727 and I changed the tattoo to “Make Change 4ever.” 59 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,529 Change is good. 60 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,400 Face it. Rachel Berry was the group's undisputed star, 61 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,801 so, really, the only question is- 62 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,441 which one of you is the new Rachel? 63 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,806 Well- [All ] I am. 64 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,291 I am. [School Bell Rings] 65 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,090 [ Rachel Narrating ] It's nice to know I'm missed. 66 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,924 New York can make a girl feel lonely. 67 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,571 I miss my dads. I miss Finn. 68 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,768 I haven't heard from him in two months. 69 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,049 Maybe he's just trying to give me the space I need to make it on my own. 70 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,690 Surrender, right? [ Man Moaning ] 71 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,205 I'm sure that's it. [ Girl Laughs ] 72 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,964 My roommate seems nice. 73 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,644 Well, I haven't officially met her. 74 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,725 - She's usually busy with company, but she sounds nice. - [ Moans ] 75 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,322 I just wish Kurt had gotten into NYADA with me- [Girl Giggles] 76 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,483 The coed bathrooms take some getting used to. 77 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,291 I got tired of everyone's opinion of my extensive nighttime ritual, 78 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,762 so I started showering at 3:00 in the morning when no one else is around. 79 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,365 [ Shower Running ] 80 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:54,571 [ Man ] ♪ Sister Christian, oh, the time has come ♪ 81 00:03:54,640 --> 00:04:01,091 ♪ And you know that you're the only one to say ♪ 82 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,527 ♪ Okay ♪ 83 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:10,081 Where you goin'? What you lookin' for? ♪ 84 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,811 ♪ Oh, those boys don't want to play; 85 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,201 ♪ No more with you ♪ 86 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,850 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 87 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,321 ♪ Motoring ♪ 88 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:23,121 ♪ What's your price for flight? ♪ 89 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,969 J." [$1003] 90 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,291 Hey. You're a freshman, right? 91 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,647 Yeah, I'm Rachel Berry. I'm majoring in musical theater. 92 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,246 Me too. Brody Weston. 93 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,203 I'm a junior. Hi. 94 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:41,490 Well, you survived your first class with Cassie, so you must be good. 95 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,087 - Is she, uh, always that awful? - Yeah, she's tough. 96 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,243 But I wouldn't have gotten that chorus gig in the revival of Working last summer... 97 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,970 if she didn't push me so hard. 98 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,328 - You were on Broadway? - Steel Worker Number Three. [ Chuckles ] 99 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,768 The show lasted for, like, three performances, but still. 100 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,444 I like to come in here at night too. 101 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,205 People give me a hard time about my moisturizing ritual. 102 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,322 - Me too. - We're actors, right? 103 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,961 Our skin is like our paintbrush and our canvas. 104 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,883 [ Chuckles ] 105 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,406 Actually, I'm not really sleeping much lately. 106 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,609 Not a lot of city noise in Lima, Ohio. 107 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:18,321 I just think everything takes a little getting used to, but yeah. 108 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,607 - You'll be fine. - Yeah. 109 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,205 Just remember, you're here... 110 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,924 because you're the best of the best. 111 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,242 Start believing that. 112 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,445 Oh, and, in case you were wondering, which you were, 113 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,369 I'm straight. 114 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,963 [Kurt] 80 he's wearing a towel that was barely covering his twinkle tube, 115 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,724 and he's straight? Hot. 116 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,491 Do you like him? No. You know I'll always love Finn. 117 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,847 Oh, and I love you. I miss you like crazy. 118 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,968 Oh, is that why you're calling me every three hours? 119 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,122 Well, I just want to make sure that you're okay. 120 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,841 I'm great. I love it here. My dance teacher worships me. 121 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,410 But how are you? Are you okay? 122 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,960 - I'm keeping busy. - Where are you right now? 123 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,883 I just passed Mrs. Hagberg's old classroom. 124 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,611 Figured I'd stop by McKinley and meet their newest addition. 125 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,890 Porcelain, this is my daughter, Robin. 126 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,169 I've loved the name ever since I was a little girl. 127 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,204 [Cooing ] It recalls hope and springtime... 128 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,567 and my favorite dead Bee Gee. 129 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,688 Oh, she's the love of my life. 130 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:23,765 And I'm so- so devoted to her. 131 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,365 Kitty, get in here. 132 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,851 Yes, Coach Sylvester? 133 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,003 I need you to change Robin's diaper and then sing her a lullaby. 134 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,971 Preferably something not yet butchered by the Glee Club. 135 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,366 Good luck finding one. 136 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,444 Porcelain, this is Kitty. Kitty is my new head bitch. 137 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,643 She's like a young Quinn Fabray, except she's not pregnant, manic-depressive... 138 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,051 or in and out of a wheelchair. 139 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,724 Shouldn't you be in college or something? 140 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,889 I thought gay people were all successful overachievers. 141 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,964 - I am a successful- - Oh, don't pay attention to what Kitty thinks, 142 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,520 even if it's exactly what the rest of the world thinks. 143 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,120 I'm actually very proud of you, Twinkletush. 144 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,645 You're a real trailblazer. 145 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,961 You know, it used to be that just straight ex-football players... 146 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,281 would lurk the halls of high schools after graduation. 147 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,607 But you've proven that gay ex-show choir champs... 148 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,480 can also be depressive sad sacks desperately clinging to the past. 149 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,085 I'm not a sad sack, okay? 150 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,931 My classes at Allen County Community College start next week- 151 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,889 I'm sorry. I tuned out the moment you opened your mouth. 152 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,849 Keep living the dream, Porcelain. 153 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,482 [School Bell Rings] Glee! 154 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,050 Whoo! Yeah! 155 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,929 We are coming off of a national championship, 156 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,764 but it's time to look forward. 157 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,882 And thanks to Glee now being the coolest club in the school- 158 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,047 Whoo! Hey-o! 159 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,690 This shouldn't be a problem. 160 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,563 All right. VVhoa.VVhoa! [ Clamoring ] 161 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,450 Yes, we've lost some big voices. 162 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,210 But we still have some huge ones in here. 163 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,011 And I promise to do everything I can to replace the ones that we lost. 164 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,890 And on that note, I'd like to introduce you to our newest member- 165 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:49,284 the M.V.P. of last year's nationals, Wade “Unique” Adams. 166 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,885 [ Clapping ] Whoo! 167 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,725 That's a great haircut, Mercedes. I thought you graduated. 168 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,962 I wanted to be somewhere where different was celebrated. 169 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,725 - We are so excited to have you. - [ Clapping 1 170 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,491 Guys, where's the love? 171 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,286 I think Wade is great, but the competition to be the new Rachel is already so intense, 172 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,364 the last thing that we need is one more contender. 173 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,125 - The new Rachel? - Every glee club needs a star performer. 174 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,647 Rachel was that, and now that she's gone, many of us want the job. 175 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,245 Okay, we don't win with stars. 176 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,051 We win as a team. One that supports new members. 177 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,522 Now, I don't want to hear any more of this- this “new Rachel” stuff, okay? 178 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,762 Have a seat, Wade. 179 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,046 Make no mistake. Unique will be the new Rachel. 180 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,324 We decide this on our own, then- Thunderdome style. 181 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,801 5:00, in the auditorium. 182 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:47,924 So here are the rules- we perform the song for Artie, he makes his choice, 183 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,729 we go to Mr. Schue as a group, 184 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,161 and we tell him who the new lead soloist is. 185 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,720 Hopefully, it'll be me because that's what Rachel wanted. 186 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:58,202 Though I am uncomfortable doing this behind Mr. Schue's back, I am a director. 187 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:01,045 Therefore, I never pass up on an opportunity to judge people. 188 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,043 What song are we singing? 189 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,122 What Rachel would sing if she were here. 190 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,043 The song of the summer, “Call Me Maybe.” 191 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,003 Yes. Do you need time to prepare? 192 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,889 I can sing any song, any time. 193 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,962 Just press “play” and get back. 194 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,042 I threw a wish in a well 195 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,282 Don't ask me I'll never tell 196 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,249 I looked to you as it fell 197 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,129 ♪ And now you're in my way ♪ 198 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,043 ♪ I'd trade my soul for a wish ♪ 199 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,248 ♪ Pennies and dimes for a kiss 200 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,924 I wasn't looking for this ♪ 201 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,287 ♪ But now you're in my way ♪ 202 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,885 Your stare was holding ♪ 203 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,724 ♪ Ripped jeans Skin was showing ♪ 204 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,047 ♪ Hot night Wind was blowing ♪ 205 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,043 Where you think you're going, baby? ♪ 206 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,885 ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ 207 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,689 ♪ And this is crazy 208 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,967 ♪ But here's my number; 209 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,371 ♪ So call me, maybe ♪ 210 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,847 ♪ it's hard to look right; 211 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,604 ♪ At you, baby: 212 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,569 ♪ But here's my number; 213 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,608 ♪ So call me, maybe ♪ 214 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,842 ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ 215 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,809 ♪ And this is crazy 216 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,769 ♪ But here's my number; 217 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,330 ♪ So call me, maybe ♪ 218 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,607 ♪ And all the other boys ♪ 219 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,603 ♪ Try to chase me ♪ 220 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,489 ♪ But here's my number; 221 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,085 ♪ So call me, maybe ♪ 222 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,208 Before you came into my life ♪ 223 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,647 I missed you so bad ♪ 224 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,165 I missed you so bad ♪ 225 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,561 I missed you so, so bad ♪ 226 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,130 Before you came into my life ♪ 227 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,043 I missed you so bad ♪ 228 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,327 ♪ And you should know that ♪ 229 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,323 I missed you so, so bad ♪ 230 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,563 ♪♪ [ Echoes] 231 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,921 ♪ It's hard to look right; ♪ Hard to look right; 232 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,480 ♪ At you, baby ♪ ♪ At you, baby ♪ 233 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,170 ♪ But here's my number 3 3 Yeah, yeah, yeah 3 234 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,526 ♪ So call me, maybe ♪ 235 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,847 ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 236 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,803 ♪ And this is crazy ♪ ♪ Yeah 237 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,803 - ♪ But here's my number; - ♪ Maybe ♪ 238 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,769 -; So call me, maybe ♪ - ♪ Call me ♪ 239 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,047 - ♪ Before you came into my life ♪ - ♪ Oh-ho ♪ 240 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,011 - ♪ I missed you so bad ♪ - ♪ So bad ♪ 241 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,605 I missed you so, so bad ♪ 242 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,728 ♪ So call me, maybe ♪♪ 243 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,724 So, Artie, who's the new Rachel? 244 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,928 So, how's Santana? 245 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,526 She's good. She's just really busy with cheerleading practice, 246 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,887 and it's hard making out over Skype. 247 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,883 You can't really scissor a webcam. 248 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,282 Here's an extra-hot soy latte for him and a no-chocolate for her. 249 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,646 Merci. 250 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,849 - I can't wait till Friday. - Why? 251 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,127 - Glee Club auditions. - That sounds like fun. 252 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,804 It'll be nice. 253 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,049 Is it depressing that I'm more excited about it than either of you? 254 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,327 - No, not at all. - Yeah. A little bit. 255 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,171 No, no, it's- Excuse me. Garcon? 256 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,128 My iced latte's too cold. 257 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,690 It's an iced latte. 258 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,807 It's an iced latte that's too cold. 259 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,441 I'm gonna need you to make me a new one. 260 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,727 - Hello? - Hey! Kurt! 261 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,643 You have to refill the biscotti barrel every 15 minutes. 262 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,802 Coming. 263 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,641 And I'll be right back with your latte. 264 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,451 Uh, Miss July? Yeah? 265 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,445 I, uh- I don't know how to tell you this, but I can't be your T.A. this year. 266 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,522 I start Wicked rehearsals tomorrow. 267 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,523 I'm just playing a flying monkey, but still- 268 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,922 Oh, stop it. Does it matter? It's your first Broadway show. You'll never forget it. 269 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,646 I was 17. I was a dancing spoon. [Chuckles] 270 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,604 Well, the casting director said it's the recommendation you gave me... 271 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,404 that really put me over the top, 272 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,643 so thank you for everything. Oh! 273 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,842 I'm so proud of you, Benjie. Thank you. 274 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,241 I should go. I have to get fitted for my monkey legs. 275 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,731 [ Chuckles ] 276 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,889 You've had enough time. So who is it? 277 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,610 You can't rush the casting process. 278 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,081 My genius needs its dream time. 279 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,128 You guys are the Glee Club, right? 280 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,328 Hi. I'm gonna try out. 281 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,562 I'm a sophomore. My name is Marley. 282 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,530 Great. Well, lots of competition, so good luck to you. 283 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,883 Unique offers her greetings and salutations. 284 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,450 You can't wear that makeup and stuff in here. 285 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,210 You have to know how this stuff works. It's like Game of Thrones. 286 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,762 Yeah, the peace between us and the truly popular kids is weak. Winter is coming. 287 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,763 It's not gonna take much for us to get smacked down to the bottom again. 288 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,650 Maybe you should just save Unique for performances... 289 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,449 and be Wade the rest of the time. 290 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,889 A-All right. I'll go take off my face. 291 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,410 Hey, Glee people. Hey, Kitty. 292 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,323 Hey, have you guys seen the new lunch lady? 293 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,210 She's so fat, they took a picture of her last Christmas. 294 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,362 Still printing. 295 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,489 Hey, she has to wear a watch on both wrists because she covers two time zones. 296 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,211 [ Laughing 1 297 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,169 Maybe she has, like, a medical condition... 298 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,208 or she swallowed somebody with a medical condition. 299 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,248 [ Laughing 1 300 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,163 Right, Artie? 301 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,970 When she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. 302 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,121 Attaboy. 303 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,049 Attaboy! 304 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,644 [School Bell Rings] 305 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,289 Hey, you ready to go? 306 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:18,605 Hey. I thought that you could wear this to your Glee audition. 307 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,682 Well, even if they think it's secondhand, 308 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,082 the tag will say high-class secondhand. 309 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,528 It's high school. It's all about being special. 310 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,046 But the right kind of special- 311 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,442 not Goodwill clothes, 312 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,564 daughter-of-the-lunch-lady special. 313 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,642 Hmm. 314 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,008 Do you really think I have a chance of getting into Glee Club? 315 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,481 You have magic in your throat, Marley. 316 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,290 It's time to share it with the world. 317 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:53,769 I'm going to drive the car a couple blocks away, and I will wait for you there. 318 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,920 I don't want to risk anyone seeing you get in the car with me. 319 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,447 [ Sighs ] Ohh. 320 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,284 [ Chuckles ] 321 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,442 Mmm. 322 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,407 God almighty, Schwimmer. 323 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,448 Is it possible you're getting worse? 324 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,047 I've been practicing a lot. I've just had a little bit of a rough week. 325 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,170 Oh, you tired? You lonely? You homesick? 326 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:23,290 Well, you better decide how badly you want it, 'cause this school is filled with people... 327 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,006 who will do whatever necessary to make it in this business. 328 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:30,369 - Why are you picking on me? - I'm not. I'm motivating you. 329 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,129 What's your problem now? 330 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,964 There's just alcohol on your breath. 331 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,005 It's Listerine. 332 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,443 Let me tell you something. 333 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,126 I may not be a wide-eyed ingenue anymore, 334 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,727 but I can still dance circles around any of you. 335 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,969 Music. 336 00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:01,126 ♪ I met a girl in East L.A. ♪ 337 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:07,128 In floral shorts as sweet as May 338 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:12,047 ♪ She sang in eights in two barrio chords ♪ 339 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,691 ♪ We fell in love 340 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:20,164 ♪ But not in court; 341 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,164 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah America ♪ 342 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:29,964 ♪ Mis canciones son de Ia revolucion ♪ 343 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:36,241 ♪ Mi corazon me duele par mi generacion♪ 344 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,809 ♪ If you love me ♪ 345 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:45,125 ♪ We can marry on the West Coast ♪ 346 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,202 ♪ On a Wednesday; 347 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:51,490 ♪ En e! verano en agosto ♪ 348 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,927 I want to dance 349 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,445 ♪ And love 350 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,249 ♪ And dance ♪ 351 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,685 ♪ Again ♪ 352 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,206 I want to dance 353 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,203 ♪ And love 354 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,282 ♪ And dance ♪ 355 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,886 Again Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah; 356 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,564 ♪ America ♪ 357 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,486 ♪ Americana ♪ 358 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,244 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 359 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,163 ♪ America ♪ 360 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:23,087 ♪ Americana ♪ 361 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,845 ♪ If this would be a perfect world ♪ 362 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,685 ♪ We'd be together then ♪ 363 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,285 ♪ Let's do it, do it, do it; 364 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,529 ♪ Only got just one life This I've learned 365 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,682 ♪ Who cares what they're gonna say? ♪ 366 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,489 ♪ Let's do it, do it, do it; 367 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,369 I want to dance 368 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,522 ♪ And love 369 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,648 ♪ And dance ♪ 370 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,370 ♪ Again ♪ 371 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,044 I want to dance 372 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,248 ♪ And love 373 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,004 ♪ And dance ♪ 374 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,286 ♪ Again ♪ 375 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,600 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 376 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,808 ♪ America ♪ 377 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,928 ♪ Americana ♪ 378 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,607 - ♪ I want to dance ♪ C♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah; 379 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,603 ♪ America ♪ 380 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,682 ♪ Americana ♪ 381 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,524 I want to dance 382 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,807 - ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ -; Oh, oh, oh; 383 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,362 - ♪ America, Americana ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 384 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,410 - ♪ I want to dance ♪ C♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah; 385 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,403 ♪ America ♪ 386 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,882 ♪ Americana ♪ 387 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,850 I want to dance ♪♪ 388 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,491 [ Panting ] 389 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,688 You're not just on my list, Schwimmer. 390 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,683 You are my list. 391 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,848 Class dismissed. 392 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,171 Okay, let's get started. 393 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,005 And remember, guys, we're looking for superstars. 394 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,407 Hi. I'm Stoner Brett. 395 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,801 And this is “Busters Get Popped.” 396 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,121 ♪ Busters get popped Busters get popped A' 397 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,651 ♪ Got my mind on my money; 398 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,290 ♪ Money on my mind ♪ 399 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,170 ♪ Sipping on a 40 while I'm pushing on the grind ♪ 400 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,811 Feel the pain, the game 401 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,770 ♪ Yeah, Lil Wayne Lil Wayne ♪♪ [ Chuckles ] 402 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,763 [ Girl] De'Wanda Umber. 403 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,242 ♪♪ f Dubs rep j 404 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,280 Are there words to this song? 405 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,564 Oh, she gotta go. 406 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,845 [ Clears Throat] 407 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,607 [ Will] Hello, sir. What's your name? Jake. 408 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,603 [ Will] Got a last name, Jake ? 409 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,444 Uh, just Jake. 410 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,366 Okay. Um, well, show us what you got, Just Jake. 411 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,444 ♪♪ [ Ballad 1 412 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,848 ♪ Some things we don't talk about ♪ 413 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,844 Rather do without ♪ 414 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,010 ♪ Just hold the smile 415 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,771 He is so sexy. No, he's not. 416 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,046 Yes, he is. 417 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,891 ♪ Ashamed and proud of ♪ 418 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:09,170 ♪ Together all the while 419 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,288 ♪ You can never say never; 420 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,886 While we don't know when ♪ 421 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,804 ♪ Time and time again 422 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:21,920 ♪ Younger now than we were before ♪ 423 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Don't let me go ♪ 424 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,725 Okay, Jake. Thank you. 425 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,962 ♪ Don'? ' ♪ 426 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,451 I don't get to finish? 427 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,931 We've got a lot of people to see. 428 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,004 - But I've been practicing. - We've seen enough. Thank you. 429 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,171 - That's rude and unacceptable. - I'll handle this. 430 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,130 Jake, come on, man. Why don't you pick up the music stand? 431 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,850 [ Scoffs ] 432 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,807 Next! 433 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,803 Returning students, welcome back. 434 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,447 New students, welcome to the round room. 435 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,091 The acoustics are perfect. 436 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,605 And there are no corners, 437 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,247 which means there is nowhere to hide in here. 438 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:33,042 First-year students will have the opportunity to sing publicly twice. 439 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,283 The first time today, the Debut. 440 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,089 Also known as the “freshman reaping.” 441 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:42,131 The second, the Winter Showcase at the end of the semester... 442 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,646 if you are invited. 443 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,245 Shall we begin? 444 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,767 Beatrice McClaine. 445 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,690 My name is Beatrice McClaine, and I'll be singing “Ave Maria”... 446 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,366 written by Franz Schubert. 447 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,728 ♪♪ [ Piano] 448 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:13,089 ♪ Ave Maria- ♪♪ 449 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,004 I'm gonna stop you there. When I accepted you at NYADA, 450 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,128 what did I tell you you needed to do? 451 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,521 You needed to practice all summer long. 452 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,125 - I did. - You did not. 453 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,285 I think you need to practice a little bit more and reapply in December. 454 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,730 Did she just get cut? 455 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,404 Ithappens. 456 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,369 Rachel Berry. 457 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,406 [ Clears Throat] 458 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,922 Impress me. 459 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,203 Hi. I'm Rachel Berry, and I'll be singing “New York State of Mind”- 460 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,645 Written by Billy Joel. 461 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,801 Popularized by one Miss- 462 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:57,927 Barbra Streisand. 463 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,525 ♪♪ [ Piano] 464 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,569 ♪ Some folks like to get away 465 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,804 ♪ For a holiday from the neighborhood ♪ 466 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,844 ♪ Hop a flight to Miami Beach 467 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,810 ♪ Or to Hollywood ♪ 468 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,530 ♪ OOh♪ 469 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,922 ♪ But I'm taking a Greyhound ♪ 470 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,607 ♪ On the Hudson River line ♪ 471 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:43,009 ♪ I'm in a New York state of mind ♪ 472 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:49,523 ♪ OOh♪ 473 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,365 ♪ It was so easy; 474 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,367 ♪ Living day by day ♪ 475 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,930 ♪ Out of much ♪ 476 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:05,321 ♪ With the rhythm and the blues 477 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,210 ♪ But now I need ♪ 478 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,330 A little give-and-take ♪ 479 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,325 ♪ The New York Times ♪ 480 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:22,203 ♪ The Daily News ♪ 481 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,124 :0“: 482 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,044 ♪ It comes down to reality; 483 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,009 ♪ And it's fine with me ♪ 484 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,050 'Cause I let it slide 485 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,805 Don't care if it's Chinatown ♪ 486 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,770 Or on Riverside ♪ 487 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,490 ♪ Ooh♪ 488 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,564 I don't have any reasons 489 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,407 I've left them all behind ♪ 490 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,405 ♪ I'm in a New York state of; 491 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,646 ♪ Mind ♪ 492 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,644 ♪ Ohh♪ 493 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,929 ♪ I'm just taking a Greyhound ♪ 494 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,050 ♪ On the Hudson River line ♪ 495 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,761 ♪ Line ♪ 496 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,329 ♪♪ [ Piano] 497 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,085 'Cause I'm in ♪ 498 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:28,681 ♪ I'm in a New York; 499 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,000 ♪♪ [ Saxophone ] 500 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,889 State 501 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,201 SON' 502 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:42,483 ♪ Mind ♪ 503 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,762 - ♪Ooh♪ - ♪Oh♪ 504 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,251 ♪ New York ♪ 505 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,929 [Together] ♪ State of mind ♪♪ 506 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,841 Nice. 507 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,446 Thank you. Thank you. 508 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,205 [ Chuckles ] Wow. Now that's what I call star quality. 509 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,725 - What do you guys think? - [Sugar] Ten. 510 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,643 She's good. She's good. 511 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,846 [School Bell Rings] 512 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,242 [School Bell Rings] 513 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,969 Um, what's this? 514 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,844 I'm organizing all the sheet music. 515 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,809 Artie, go around it, not over it. 516 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,166 Thanks, Dottie. You're dismissed for the day. 517 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,049 This is for you. And, no, it's not a bribe, 518 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,329 because we all know Rachel told me herself that I'm the new Rachel. 519 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,164 M.V.P. in the house. 520 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,288 Bro, I thought we agreed you'd only wear that stuff onstage. 521 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,691 [ Kurt] What's wrong with you guys? 522 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,286 This club is about diversity and acceptance. 523 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:47,170 Or at least it used to be. And another thing- 524 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,891 since when did everyone become so obsessed about who's the biggest star? 525 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,760 Since day one- you and Rachel fought over solos for three years. 526 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,447 - No more stalling, Artie. Who's the new Rachel? - Yeah, who is it? 527 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,128 - Tell us. - After meticulous deliberation and an online poll, 528 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,891 the new Rachel is... 529 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,200 Blaine. 530 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,765 How? Brittany, you were a close second. 531 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,446 - I came in third? - Let's not worry about third or fourth place. 532 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,726 And we don't need to talk about this either. 533 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,167 Why do you hate strong black women for? 534 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,289 Guys, this young lady gave hands-down one of the best auditions I have ever seen. 535 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,203 Let's give it up for our newest member, Marley Rose. 536 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,169 [Cheering ] 537 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,847 Marley, on behalf of all of the New Directions, um, welcome. 538 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,491 Thank you. I'm really excited to be here. 539 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,762 I really like your sweater. Where'd you get it? 540 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,127 Oh. Thanks. Um, J.Crew. 541 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,085 Really? 542 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,811 - [School Bell Rings] - The only new member out of all those people? 543 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,809 It wasn't that many. [ Sighs ] 544 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,645 - Okay, it was awesome! - [Chuckles] 545 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,246 Hearing them cheer for me, accept me. 546 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,810 And that Rachel Berry everybody talks about... 547 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,609 rode that Glee Club train right to Broadway. 548 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,409 Well, I don't want to be on Broadway though. 549 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,289 I want to be a singer on the radio. 550 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,249 Well, then let the Glee Club help you get there. 551 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,609 For now, the important thing is you found someplace you belong. 552 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,409 [ Chuckles ] 553 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,164 There's one problem. 554 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,843 They were making fun of you. 555 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,604 Well, they're teenagers. 556 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,366 Just feels so weird lying about you. You're my mom. 557 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,608 You remember what happened at the last school? 558 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,648 You didn't have any friends. 559 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,563 I won't let that happen again. 560 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,564 This is your shot to sit at the popular kids' table. 561 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,130 Don't blow it. 562 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,682 [School Bell Rings] 563 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,491 Of course I think you should be the lead soloist. 564 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,483 But can I give you some advice? 565 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,131 Even when Rachel was her most controlling, 566 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,771 she still made sure everyone felt included. 567 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,611 Okay. You have a point. 568 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,364 Can I give you some advice? 569 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,048 You can't be here anymore, Kurt. 570 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,690 I get it. I know. I'm pathetic. 571 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,569 No, no, you're- you're not pathetic. 572 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,325 It's just that you're- you're stuck. 573 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,131 You don't belong here anymore. You belong in New York. 574 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,964 And I'm reapplying for NYADA. 575 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,963 But I can't just go to New York. 576 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,362 You don't need NYADA. And believe me, I don't want to see you go, 577 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,329 but I just can't stand to see you stay here. 578 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,165 It's killing you. And that's killing me. 579 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,765 What about us? 580 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,127 In a year, I'll be there too, but... 581 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,170 right now is your time. 582 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,401 You're ready. 583 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,489 ♪♪ [ Band ] 584 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,722 ♪ So this is what you meant; 585 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,565 ♪ When you said that you were spent 586 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,201 ♪ And now it's time to build from the bottom of the pit; 587 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,770 ♪ fight to the top ♪ 588 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,922 Don't look back 589 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,449 ♪ Packing my bags 590 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,967 ♪ And giving the academy a rain check 591 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,610 I don't ever want to let you down ♪ 592 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,085 I don't ever want to leave this town ♪ 593 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,446 'Cause after all 594 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,887 ♪ This city never sleeps at night 595 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,691 ♪ it's time to begin, isn't it? ♪ 596 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,201 I get a little bit bigger; 597 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,044 ♪ But then I'll admit; 598 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:16,887 ♪ I'm just the same as I was ♪ 599 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,487 ♪ Oh, don't you understand? ♪ 600 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,291 ♪ I'm never changing who I am ♪ 601 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,801 ♪ This road never looked so lonely ♪ 602 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,204 ♪ This house doesn't burn down slowly; 603 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:40,890 ♪ To ashes ♪ 604 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,731 ♪ it's time to begin, isn't it? ♪ 605 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,485 I get a little bit bigger; 606 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,324 ♪ But then I'll admit; 607 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,042 ♪ I'm just the same as I was ♪ 608 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,920 ♪ Now don't you understand? ♪ 609 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,765 ♪ I'm never changing who I am ♪ 610 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,922 ♪ it's time to begin, isn't it? ♪ 611 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,446 I get a little bit bigger; 612 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,443 ♪ But then I'll admit; 613 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,969 ♪ I'm just the same as I was ♪ 614 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,931 Don't you understand? ♪ 615 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,480 ♪ I'm never changing who I am ♪♪ 616 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,329 ♪♪ [ Ends] Oh. I'm gonna miss you so much. 617 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,442 [School Bell Rings] Brittany, I'm sorry, but I won fair and square. 618 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,364 You can't just decide not to sing anymore. We all need your voice. 619 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,568 I had a song in my heart, Blaine Warbler, and you killed it. 620 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,130 Now I have a dead song in my heart. 621 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,130 Pretty soon, the corpse of my dead heart song is going to start to smell. 622 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,044 Okay, guys, since we can't do a popularity homecoming float... 623 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,090 with all white people, I say I think we should do one... 624 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,487 with all white chrysanthemums. That's a good idea. 625 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,769 If we need a float, why don't we all just ride her? 626 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,370 Look at her boobs. 627 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,124 It's like two grocery bags full of soup. 628 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,407 - That's really mean. - Excuse me? 629 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,245 You don't know her. You don't know what her life is like. 630 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,369 - So? Why do you care? - Because she's my mom. 631 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,766 I thought you guys were different. 632 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,764 That your boyfriend? 633 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,525 Hey. Yeah, this is Finn. 634 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,444 He's in the army, so we really haven't been talking much lately. 635 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,763 I had a girlfriend back home when I first started NYADA. 636 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,605 Yeah, we lasted six weeks. 637 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,170 No, that's not gonna happen to us. 638 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,329 I'm not gonna turn my back on him. Oh, nobody said you should. 639 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,249 Anyway, I came to tell you... 640 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,641 that you killed it in Tibideaux's class. 641 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,081 Nice job. Thank you. 642 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,369 You know, it's just, other than when I was singing that song, 643 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:59,049 I've just really never felt as amazingly wrong as I do here. 644 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,771 Just all alone. 645 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,003 I kind of feel like I'm just gonna throw up all the time. 646 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,445 [ Chuckles ] 647 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,046 Well, it's just because you're becoming a different person. 648 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,804 That's why you came to New York. 649 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,169 To be that new and improved girl. 650 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,443 Here, let me see your phone. We're gonna take a picture. 651 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,086 [ Sighs ] [ Shutter Clicks ] 652 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,969 [Laughs] Let me see. 653 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,491 You look good. 654 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,726 Don't fight the new you. 655 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,724 Because from what I've seen, 656 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,088 she is gonna kick some serious tail... 657 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,801 and start adding new memories to the old ones. 658 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,164 Walk you to class? 659 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,366 [ Chuckles ] 660 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,251 What's the problem, people? You've been here a week. 661 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,245 You should be dancing at, like, Black Swan levels of psychosis by now. 662 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,331 You, Miss Schwimmer, show me your piqué. 663 00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,930 Okay, give me another one. 664 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,002 Center yourself this time. 665 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,568 That's better, slightly. 666 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,927 You gonna roll your eyes at me now? 667 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,650 No. 668 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:15,088 And I'm gonna keep getting better till I'm the best you've ever seen. 669 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,484 [Chuckles] Oh, you're mouthy. And you got guts. 670 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,289 Good. I like it. 671 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,250 I like that spirit in my students. 672 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,561 'Cause it'll make it more fun for me... 673 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,326 when I'm making your every waking moment a hell on earth. 674 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,564 This is so boring. 675 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,891 All right. As soon as you find a place to live, 676 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,610 I'll ship you the rest of your stuff. 677 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,489 And you got enough cash from selling your car... 678 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,131 to get you through at least two weeks in a motel. 679 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,124 And the emergency credit card, which is only for what? 680 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,841 Emergencies. Dad, this is silly. I don't have to be in New York to reapply for NYADA. 681 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,129 So I can find a job that pays me the same amount as the Lima Bean, 682 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,846 but pay 10 times more in rent? Yeah, because it's an adventure. 683 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,447 Look, all great artists need a little struggle in their lives. 684 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,281 Didn't you tell me that Julia Roberts sold shoes in New York before she made it? 685 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,842 Good enough for Pretty Woman, good enough for Kurt Hummel. 686 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,605 You scared? Terrified. 687 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,365 New York is gonna be a breeze compared to Lima. 688 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,001 Think about all the crap you've been putting up with the last couple years. 689 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,646 You know the difference between this place and New York? 690 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,085 Decent bagels? 691 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,004 New York is filled with people like you. 692 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,367 People who aren't afraid to be different. 693 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,364 You're gonna feel at home there. 694 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,603 If you're not scared, just means you're not sticking out your neck far enough. 695 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,245 You truly are the world's greatest dad. 696 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,041 I know. it's written on the coffee mug you got me for Father's Day. 697 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,566 Now get out of here. You're gonna miss your flight. 698 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,642 [ Sighs ] 699 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,842 I'm gonna miss you, Dad. 700 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,968 You can always come back. 701 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,565 [ Door Closes ] 702 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,529 But you won't. 703 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,601 [ Trunk Closes ] 704 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,686 [ Sighs ] I love you. 705 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,649 I love you too, Kurt. 706 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,363 [School Bell Rings] 707 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,923 Hey, Marley. Um, just wanted to apologize for all of us and, uh, beg you not to quit. 708 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,528 Look, I get you. Like, for instance, I know that that sweater is from Walmart... 709 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,086 and your mom sewed the J.Crew label into it. How do you know that? 710 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,925 Because my mom used to do the same thing for me. 711 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,566 The best thing about Glee Club is it's not about labels. 712 00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,965 If you can sing or if you can dance, you belong. And, dude, you can sing. 713 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,929 I don't know. You say that, 714 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,367 but the way you were making fun of my mom, I- 715 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,408 Something doesn't feel right. 716 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,642 We came to apologize. 717 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,361 I think being popular felt a little too good, and we forgot ourselves. 718 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,408 Well, I didn't. I was always popular, 719 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,090 but I do forget to wear underwear sometimes. 720 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,289 The best part about Glee Club is that everyone gets to be a star. 721 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,609 Which is why we're all hoping that you could come to rehearsal with us this afternoon... 722 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,411 and maybe sing lead vocal on one of the songs we're working on. 723 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,290 And if words don't convince you, let the majesty and mystery... 724 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,840 of Unique's fabulousness be enough! [Chuckles] 725 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,402 I mean it. Glee Club's a special place. 726 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,121 I mean, where else could I dress like this and be welcomed with open arms? 727 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,567 [ Marley Chuckles ] Okay, one last thing. 728 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,122 I don't think I'm comfortable sitting with a cheerleader and those guys at lunch. 729 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,841 That won't be a problem. We could handle Gimpy and the Tarantula Head... 730 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,571 and Richie Poor, because you guys were national champs like us, 731 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,570 but our invitation was not extended to pre-op Precious... 732 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,449 based on the novel Ban' by Sapphire... 733 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,166 and Mike and Molly's daughter as part of our crew. 734 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,811 Well, I guess then we're not in your crew anymore. 735 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,611 You know, I was kind of hoping you'd say that. 736 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,927 - [ Gasps ] - And with that, order is restored. 737 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,848 Well, looks like you guys have been officially welcomed to the Glee Club. 738 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,651 Unique's eyes- they are on fire! 739 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,927 Let's get you guys cleaned up and go to rehearsal. 740 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,968 [School Bell Rings] 741 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,490 You wanted to see me? 742 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,562 Yes, I wanted to talk to you about your audition. 743 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,331 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on that song? 744 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,243 I was up for three nights getting it right, 745 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,004 and you didn't even let me finish. 746 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,289 Glee Club performs in front of hundreds of people. Some of them might boo you. 747 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,129 You gonna throw a mike stand at them? 748 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,851 So I'm angry. I got a right to be. 749 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,288 - You don't know me. You don't know my life. - I know your brother, Jake. 750 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,725 Puckerman. 751 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,121 Half-brother. Our dad's like an NBA player. 752 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,170 There could be 50 other Puckermans running around Ohio. 753 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:01,289 - Noah never mentioned anything about having a brother. - He doesn't know. 754 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,250 I get it. Now that you know I'm related to your boy, 755 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,084 I'm good enough for your stupid club? 756 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,164 No. When I saw you were related to him, 757 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,244 I realized how much good Glee Club did him. 758 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,322 Made me want to take a chance on you. 759 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,165 But you've got to get that chip off your shoulder. 760 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:20,403 And I interrupted your audition because I knew after the first verse... 761 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,761 that I wanted you in this club. 762 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,330 You're really good, Jake. 763 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,000 - You think I'm good? - Yeah. 764 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,283 No. I'm not changing. 765 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,850 I like this chip on my shoulder, 766 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,809 and I'm not losing it to sing for you. 767 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,361 I'm not my brother. 768 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,720 ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ 769 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,162 Don't need to think it over; 770 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,084 ♪ If I'm wrong, I am right; 771 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,806 Don't need to look no further ♪ [Chattering ] 772 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,167 ♪ This ain't lust; 773 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,084 ♪ I know ♪ 774 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,802 ♪ This is love ♪ 775 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,487 ♪ But if I tell the world ♪ 776 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,131 ♪ I'll never say enough ♪ 777 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,289 'Cause it was not said to you ♪ 778 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,126 ♪ And that's exactly what I need to do 779 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,091 ♪If I end up♪ 780 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,162 ♪ With you ♪ 781 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,969 ♪ Should I give up; 782 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:31,045 Or should I just keep chasing pavements? ♪ 783 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,250 - ♪ Even if it leads nowhere ♪ - ♪ Nowhere ♪ 784 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,687 Or would it be a waste 785 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,843 ♪ Even if I knew my place 786 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,561 ♪ Should I leave it there? 787 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,483 ♪ Should I give up; 788 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:50,690 Or should I just keep chasing pavements? ♪ 789 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:56,369 ♪ Even if it leads nowhere ♪ 790 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,920 ♪ Yeah ♪ 791 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,606 ♪ Should I give up; 792 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,843 Or should I just keep chasing pavements? ♪ 793 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,524 ♪ Even if; 794 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,965 ♪ It leads 795 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,008 ♪ Nowhere ♪ 796 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,163 - ♪ Or would it be a waste ♪ - ♪ Would it be a waste ♪ 797 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:16,005 - ♪ Even if I knew my place ♪ - ♪ if I knew my place ♪ 798 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,129 ♪ Should I leave it there? 799 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,725 [ Kurt] What is wrong? You sound sad. 800 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,770 I lied. I'm not okay. 801 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,604 - ♪ Keep on ♪ C♪ Chasing ♪ 802 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,761 ♪ Chasing ♪ 803 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,650 I miss you, and I miss everything. 804 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,609 - ♪ Should I just ♪ - ♪ Keep on chasing ♪ 805 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,603 - ♪ Chasing ♪ - ♪ Pavements ♪ 806 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,364 ♪ Pavements ♪ 807 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,808 :0“: 808 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,564 - ♪ Should I give up♪ - ♪♪ [Vocalizing ] 809 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,883 Or should I just keep chasing pavements? ♪ 810 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,564 ♪ Pavements ♪ 811 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,486 My dance teacher's a monster, and I can't even go to my dorm room... 812 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,484 because my roommate is sleeping with the entire school. 813 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,040 [ Kurt ] Maybe you should move out and find a new roommate. 814 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,565 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 815 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,404 Turn around. 816 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,927 ♪ Should I keep on ♪ 817 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,048 ♪ Chasing pavements ♪ 818 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,169 ♪ Even if it♪ [Laughs] 819 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,409 ♪ Leads nowhere .7,/',/' [Chattering ] 820 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,848 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 821 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,322 [Cheering ] 822 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,841 [Chatter, Laughing ] Oh, that's the best we've ever done that song. 823 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,001 [Artie ] Killed it. 824 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:27,170 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 825 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:31,165 ♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizing] 826 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,084 J." I Ends j