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(School bell ringing)
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Good.
(cymbal crashes)
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(Rachel laughs)
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Okay, everybody,
let's hear it for love!
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Your assignment
for Valentine's week
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is to find and perform
the world's greatest love songs.
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Now, Regionals
is next week,
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and we still need to raise
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$250 for costumes
and hair spray.
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Oh, God, not another bake sale.
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WILL:
If any student gives
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ten dollars, we will sing these
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"world's greatest love songs"
to their Valentine.
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We will serenade
each classroom...
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- STUDENTS: No!
- Yes!
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Two years ago, we went
room-to-room Christmas caroling,
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they threw food.
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And shoes.
Yes, Sugar?
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Here's a spoonful of Sugar
for you all:
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Don't sweat the small stuff,
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and it's all small stuff
when you're rich.
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So, here you go.
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Uh, Sugar,
I can't take that.
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Take it!
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Okay.
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Everyone, give it up
for Sugar for paying for
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our FinalNet
and cumberbunds!
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SUGAR: I love
the sound of applause,
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even if I have to buy it.
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Okay, everyone, look
under your chairs.
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Except you, Artie.
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Your chair kept moving, so I hid
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your surprise
in the wastebasket.
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I found mine ten minutes ago.
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V-Day is my
fave day ever.
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And to help me
celebrate, my daddy's
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throwing me a huge, ridic party
at Breadstix.
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And I'm naming it
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the Sugar Shack.
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And... drumroll, Rachel...
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... you're all invited!
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(Students cheer)
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But you have to bring a date.
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No single people allowed.
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They're sad and boring and
they don't exist in my world.
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Um, but you're single.
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Not for long.
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(Giggles)
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Wait, what are
you doing here?
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I got a note that says "Come to
the auditorium now. It's urgent."
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Love, Mandy Patinkin."
Yeah, so did I.
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MEN:
♪ Going to the chapel
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♪ And we're gonna
get married ♪
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Oh, God.
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Is that your dads?
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♪ Going to the chapel
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♪ And we're gonna
get married... ♪
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LeRoy, LeRoy.
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Thanks, guys.
Thank you, thank you.
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LeRoy, we agreed
to sing it straight...
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no vocal runs.
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That's how Jennifer Hudson
got kicked off of American Idol.
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I would love to hear you
sing something straight.
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Dads, what are
you doing here?
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Well, a little birdie named
Burt, who owns a tire store,
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and his little birdie wife,
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who used to wear a lot of denim,
told us
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that you guys were, uh,
fixin' to get hitched.
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So we thought we'd
return the favor
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and surprise you.
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Mr. and Mr. Berry,
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I am so sorry.
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It's only customary to ask
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the bride's father
first, but...
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We wanted to say...
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congratulations!
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And what better place
than on the very stage
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on which you shared
your first kiss?
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So you're not angry?
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Not at you.
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I'm angry 'cause
evidently your father
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has been having
recurring dreams
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about Hollywood heartthrob
Tony Danza.
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One dream.
I had one dream
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that Tony Danza and I
went ice fishing, okay?
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We know you two
really love each other.
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And if you're
really sure
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you want to spend
the rest of
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your lives together,
the last thing
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we want to do
is stand in your way.
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No, we wouldn't do that.
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I mean, marrying
in your teens usually,
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you know, doubles the likelihood
of divorce...
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a fate that befell
Liza and Barbra...
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Are you really going to do this
right now?
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Oh, why, you know who else
got, uh, just got divorced?
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Tony Danza!
Yeah, did you hear that, LeRoy?
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Oh! Yeah, he's single now.
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Why don't you fire
up those snowmobiles
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and give him a call?
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It's ice fishing season.
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What your dad
is trying to say
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is that he's very excited
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to start planning
his only daughter's wedding.
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I'm so excited, yeah.
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But, uh, we are using
the square tables.
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Well, we want to start
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with a Valentine's Day dinner
at our house
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with the Hudson-Hummels.
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We're going to be
one big family, so...
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let's make a milestone
out of it.
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You were raised to be proud
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of the decisions that you make.
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And if this is what
you really want, sweetie,
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well, then you need to start
shouting it from the rooftops!
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(Vocalizing)
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♪ Yeah!
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I love you both so much.
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Ah, yeah.
(chuckles)
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(school bell ringing)
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I now call this meeting
of the God Squad to order.
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Thank you guys
for coming.
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Our first order
of business is
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to welcome Quinn Fabray back
into the fold.
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It's nice to
see you, Quinn.
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Thank you.
I know it's been a while.
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When I was at my lowest,
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I turned to prayer.
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Not even sure who I was
praying to, really,
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but it seemed to lead me
on the right track.
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Amen.
Praise.
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Can I ask a question?
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What's with tarantula head
over here?
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This is our new member.
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This is Joseph Hart,
but you guys can call him Joe.
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He just transferred
here to McKinley.
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Yeah, I guess I'm a sophomore.
I've been homeschooled
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my whole life,
but this past year I realized
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my best friend
was my mom,
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so I decided I wanted to get out
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and experience the world.
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MERCEDES (whispers):
Joseph.
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What's with the tats?
Bible quotes.
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And each one of my dreads is
named after a book of the Bible.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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I play guitar, too,
but I only know Christian stuff.
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My dad only listens to talk
radio, and we don't have a TV.
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You guys mind
if I take off my shoes?
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I'm sort of used to
going to school barefoot.
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I'm just glad there's another
dude around here.
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I notice that Shane
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isn't a member of the God Squad.
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- That's interesting.
- Okay, that's enough, Sam.
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All right, so
our last meeting
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we talked about opportunities
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for community service.
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Uh, Valentine's Day's
right around the corner,
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and since the Glee Club
turned it down,
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there's an open slot
for singing telegrams.
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All four of us sing,
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and Teen Jesus
and I play guitar,
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so I thought we could
use the money to
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adopt a highway
and start a shoe drive.
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Praise.
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It is a religious holiday...
St. Valentine's and all that.
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And I'd love to show this school
that it's cool to be Christian.
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We aren't all
just door-to-door
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Bible salesmen, like my dad.
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All right, all in favor?
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(School bell ringing)
Righteous.
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Wait, which one are you gonna
take to Sugar's V-Day party?
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All of them.
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The entire sorority?
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They don't call them
the "E-Z-Dee-Zees" for nothing.
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I got the gig cleaning the
sorority house swimming pool,
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then I sawed through
those chicks
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like a freakin'
sex tornado...
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room to room.
You're amazing.
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I'm a professional.
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Tried the true love thing...
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With a teacher.
(chuckles)
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- Wasn't for me.
- Well, it is for me.
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And apparently it's
for Blaine, too.
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Look: even from his sick
bed, he's managed to send me
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a new Valentine's Day card
every single day this week.
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It says
"From your secret admirer."
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(sighs)
So romantic.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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A gorilla gram?
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Pour moi?
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(chuckles)
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"To Kurt.
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From your secret admirer."
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Again.
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Well, I wonder
who it could be.
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Will you tell me who it is,
Valentine gorilla?
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You see, Puckerman, that's
what you're missing out on:
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True love.
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What about you, Rory?
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Who are you taking
to Sugar's party?
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Sugar.
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Hold up.
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You better have an option "B"
because I'm all over that.
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You're going with Sugar?
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As soon as I ask her out,
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and she says yes,
which I'm sure she will
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because... I don't mean this
to sound mean, Irish...
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but nobody understands
anything you say.
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Baloney.
Chicks dig accents.
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I'm sorry, what was that?
Couldn't quite make it out.
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PUCK: Fellas, there's
no need to fight.
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You can just pick up the girls
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that fall off
old Puckerosaurus here.
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This is a four-leaf clover, kid.
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'Cause you're going to need
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all the luck you can get.
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Do you people
just carry those around?
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Let's Road House, Flanagan.
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(Nat King Cole's
"L-O-V-E" playing)
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♪ L is for the way
you look at me ♪
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♪ O is for the only one I see
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♪ V is very,
very extraordinary ♪
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♪ E is even more than
anyone that you adore ♪
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♪ And love is all
that I can give to you ♪
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♪ Love is more than
just a game for two ♪
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♪ Two in love can make it
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♪ Take my heart
and please don't break it ♪
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♪ Love was made for me and you
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♪ L is for the way
you look at me ♪
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♪ O is for the only one I see
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♪ V is very,
very extraordinary ♪
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♪ E is even more than
anyone that you adore ♪
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♪ And love is all
that I can give to you ♪
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♪ Love is more than
just a game for two ♪
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♪ Two in love can make it
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♪ Take my heart
and please don't break it ♪
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♪ Love was made for me and you
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♪ Love was made
for me and you... ♪
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♪ Love.
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(School bell ringing)
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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You're giving me your
computer for Valentine's Day?
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It's a playlist.
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With all the songs
that I hear in my head
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when I'm with you
or when I'm thinking about you.
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I wanted to make you a CD
for Valentine's Day,
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but this is as far
as I got without any help, so...
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Oh, and I made you a cover.
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Brittany.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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(Giggles)
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Teen lesbians!
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I must see you
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in my office, right now.
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This is such bull crap!
258
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Why can't Brittany and I
kiss in public?
259
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'Cause we're two girls?
260
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Please don't make this about
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your sapphic orientation.
262
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This is about
public displays of affection.
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PDA simply has no place
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in the sacred halls
of McKinley High.
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We've had complaints.
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About us? When?
267
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Most recently...
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yesterday, 12:16 p.m.
269
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That?
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Our lips barely
even grazed.
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And by the way, did you get
any complaints about
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that hideous display
that started at 12:17 p.m.
273
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and lasted for several
uncomfortable minutes?
274
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Believe me, I'd much rather
see you and Santana kiss
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than that so-called Finchel,
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but if a student
files a complaint
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- because, for religious reasons...
- Oh. Great.
278
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So it was some Bible-thumper
that complained.
279
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Ms. Lopez, I'm sorry,
but I'm trying
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to keep this school from turning
into a volatile powder keg.
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I'm sorry, too.
282
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'Cause all I want to be able
to do is kiss my girlfriend,
283
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but I guess no one can see that
because there's such
284
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an insane double standard
at this school.
285
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(School bell rings)
286
00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:06,507
(whistling jauntily)
287
00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:09,135
Artie, four wheels
on the floor, please.
288
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,554
Rachel, you had an announcement?
289
00:11:10,555 --> 00:11:11,888
Yeah, actually, Finn and
I have an announcement
290
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we'd like to make.
291
00:11:13,524 --> 00:11:17,027
Finn and I are
proud to announce...
292
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that we're finally
getting married.
293
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,880
What?
Wow!
294
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,816
When's the baby's due date?
295
00:11:22,817 --> 00:11:24,150
Wait, guys, have you both
carefully thought this through?
296
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Yes. And our parents
are totally behind us.
297
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,454
And your plan to stop us
by telling them
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totally backfired, Mr. Shue.
299
00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:31,774
Actually, I'm the one
who told them.
300
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,376
Because I think you guys
are making a mistake.
301
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A huge mistake.
302
00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:37,297
- When's the wedding?
- The date is TBD,
303
00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:38,781
but I can assure
all of you that
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we're gonna have a very simple
and elegant ceremony
305
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,051
at the Justice of the Peace,
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which all of you
are invited to.
307
00:11:42,628 --> 00:11:44,220
And we're registered
at Samuel French.
308
00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:45,622
You guys aren't mature enough
309
00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:47,256
or old enough to properly
310
00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:48,966
face this type
of commitment.
311
00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:51,427
If you don't support us,
then I feel sorry for you,
312
00:11:51,428 --> 00:11:52,929
and you're not invited
to the wedding.
313
00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,931
Which makes me really sad,
because I would have loved
314
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to have seen you in
a bridesmaid's dress, Quinn.
315
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,392
And you as well, Kurt.
316
00:11:58,141 --> 00:11:59,936
I'd be happy
to be a bridesmaid, Rachel.
317
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I'm not sure I'm ready
to get married,
318
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,073
but I do know what being
in love feels like.
319
00:12:03,074 --> 00:12:05,575
- We'll be there.
- Thanks, guys.
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And we hope the rest of
you all change your minds,
321
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,405
because it would mean a lot
to us if you were all there.
322
00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:12,449
Well, add me to the list
of people who are wishing
323
00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:14,317
you guys the best
in your marriage.
324
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,494
However, let's stop
the fighting
325
00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:18,088
and remind ourselves that
326
00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:19,747
Valentine's Day
is rapidly approaching.
327
00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:21,874
So if you'll
excuse me.
328
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,710
- (Quietly): If you'll excuse me.
- Yeah. Sorry.
329
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,962
ARTIE:
Congrats, though.
330
00:12:25,963 --> 00:12:28,506
I got some sugary sweet
game to spit.
331
00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:30,383
Give me a beat, Finn.
332
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(Mario's
"Let Me Love You" begins)
333
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♪ Mm
334
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♪ Yeah, yeah
335
00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:35,847
♪ Mm, mm
336
00:12:35,848 --> 00:12:38,858
♪ Yeah, yeah...
337
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,852
♪ Baby, I just don't get it
338
00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:43,855
♪ Do you enjoy being hurt?
339
00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:46,349
♪ I know you smelled
the perfume ♪
340
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,317
♪ The make-up on his shirt
341
00:12:48,619 --> 00:12:50,520
♪ You don't believe
his stories ♪
342
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,363
♪ You know that they're
all lies ♪
343
00:12:52,657 --> 00:12:55,659
♪ Mad as you are,
you stick around ♪
344
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:56,993
♪ And I just don't know why
345
00:12:56,994 --> 00:12:57,911
♪ If I was your man ♪
346
00:12:57,912 --> 00:12:58,953
♪ Baby, you
347
00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:01,080
- ♪ Never worry 'bout ♪
- ♪ What I do
348
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,249
- ♪ I'd be coming home
- ♪ Back to you
349
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,877
- ♪ Every night
- ♪ Doin' you right
350
00:13:05,878 --> 00:13:08,338
- ♪ You're the type of woman ♪
- ♪ Deserve good things
351
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,590
- ♪ Fist full of diamonds ♪
- ♪ A hand full of rings
352
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:11,891
♪ Baby, you're a star ♪
353
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,676
♪ I just want to show you
you are ♪
354
00:13:13,677 --> 00:13:15,553
♪ You should let me love you
355
00:13:15,554 --> 00:13:17,805
♪ Let me be the one to
356
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:22,686
♪ Give you everything
you want and need ♪
357
00:13:22,687 --> 00:13:24,937
♪ Baby,
good love and protection ♪
358
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,690
♪ Make me your selection
359
00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:31,235
♪ Show you the way love's
supposed to be ♪
360
00:13:31,236 --> 00:13:33,488
♪ Baby, you should let me
361
00:13:33,489 --> 00:13:35,615
♪ You deserve better ♪
362
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:38,701
♪ Whoa, oh,
you know you deserve better ♪
363
00:13:39,003 --> 00:13:40,578
♪ We should be together ♪
364
00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,538
♪ Baby
365
00:13:42,873 --> 00:13:46,543
♪ With me and you,
it's whatever, girl ♪
366
00:13:46,544 --> 00:13:50,254
♪ Hey, so can we make
this thing ours? ♪
367
00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:51,797
♪ You should let me love you
368
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,382
♪ Let me be the one ♪
369
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:54,884
♪ Let me be the one to give
370
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,771
♪ To give you everything you
want and need ♪
371
00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,422
♪ Everything you need
372
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,098
♪ Baby, good love
and protection ♪
373
00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:02,358
♪ Said everything
374
00:14:02,359 --> 00:14:03,926
♪ Make me your selection ♪
375
00:14:04,226 --> 00:14:07,980
♪ Show you the way
love's supposed to be ♪
376
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,650
♪ Yeah, let me love you.
377
00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:11,817
(Whooping)
378
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,694
That's all you need, baby.
379
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,367
Wheel me to class, baby.
380
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,833
(School bell rings)
381
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,618
I didn't speak up in class,
but I wanted to say
382
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:30,378
that I'm 100% behind you.
383
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:32,630
I fully support your right
to be unhappy with Finn
384
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:33,973
for the rest of your lives.
385
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,633
You should be able
to love whoever you want.
386
00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:38,344
Excuse me.
Are you Miss Rachel Berry?
387
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,346
Um, yeah.
388
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,681
Well, we're the God Squad,
389
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,199
and we're here to deliver
390
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,617
a Vocal Valentine
from one Finn Hudson.
391
00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:45,434
(Gym Class Heroes'
"Stereo Hearts" begins)
392
00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:47,854
♪ My heart's a stereo
393
00:14:47,855 --> 00:14:51,023
♪ It beats for you,
so listen close ♪
394
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,743
♪ Hear my thoughts
in every note ♪
395
00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:55,278
♪ Oh, ote
396
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,532
♪ Make me your radio
♪ Yeah
397
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,158
♪ And turn me up
when you feel low ♪
398
00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:02,585
Sorry about the little bit.
399
00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:04,220
♪ This melody
was meant for you ♪
400
00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:06,422
♪ So sing along to my stereo
401
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,710
♪ If I was just another dusty
record on a shelf ♪
402
00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:13,504
♪ Would you blow me off and
play me like everybody else? ♪
403
00:15:13,505 --> 00:15:16,499
♪ If I asked you to scratch my
back, could you manage that? ♪
404
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,843
♪ Yeyeah, chicka Travie,
I can handle that ♪
405
00:15:18,844 --> 00:15:21,304
♪ Furthermore, I apologize
for any skippin' track ♪
406
00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:24,390
♪ It's just the last girl that
played me left a couple cracks ♪
407
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,926
♪ I used to used to, used to,
used to, now I'm over that ♪
408
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,395
♪ 'Cause holding grudges over
love is ancient artifact ♪
409
00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:31,731
♪ If I could only find a note to
make you understand ♪
410
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:34,901
♪ I'd think of something real
and grab you by the hand ♪
411
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:37,604
♪ Just keep it stuck inside your
head like your favorite tune ♪
412
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:40,323
♪ And know my heart's a stereo
that only plays for you ♪
413
00:15:40,324 --> 00:15:42,158
♪ Oh, oh... oh, oh
414
00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:47,246
♪ My heart's a stereo, it beats
for you, so listen close ♪
415
00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:49,365
♪ Hear my thoughts
in every note ♪
416
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,202
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
come on ♪
417
00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:57,957
♪ Make me your radio, and turn
me up when you feel low ♪
418
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,343
♪ This melody
was meant for you ♪
419
00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:02,845
♪ So sing along to my stereo
420
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,298
♪ Oh... yeah... ♪
421
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,557
♪ Oh... ♪
422
00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:07,934
♪ To my stereo
423
00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:10,978
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
424
00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:12,980
♪ So sing along to my stereo
425
00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:17,593
♪ I only pray you'll
never leave me behind ♪
426
00:16:17,594 --> 00:16:19,195
♪ Never leave me
427
00:16:19,196 --> 00:16:22,899
♪ Because good music
can be so hard to find ♪
428
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,317
♪ So hard to find
429
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:29,246
♪ I take your hand and
hold it closer to mine ♪
430
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:35,295
♪ Thought love was dead, but now
you're changing my mind ♪
431
00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:40,049
♪ My heart's a stereo, it beats
for you, so listen close ♪
432
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,136
♪ Hear my thoughts
in every note ♪
433
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,054
♪ You're gonna make me
a radio ♪
434
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:50,851
♪ Make me your radio, and turn
me up when you feel low ♪
435
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,521
♪ This melody
was meant for you ♪
436
00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:56,357
♪ So sing along to my stereo.
437
00:16:56,358 --> 00:16:57,317
Yay!
438
00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:58,192
Happy Valentine's Day.
439
00:16:58,193 --> 00:16:59,360
Love, Finn.
440
00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:00,861
That was so sweet.
441
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,239
- So you guys are a Christian group?
- Yes.
442
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,524
And if I pay,
443
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,025
I can send a Vocal Valentine
444
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,443
to anybody I want, right?
445
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,536
Ten bucks.
That's the deal.
446
00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:09,913
Well, awesome.
447
00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:12,373
In that case,
I would like to send one
448
00:17:12,374 --> 00:17:13,874
to my girlfriend Brittany.
449
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,320
And by that, I don't mean
my friend who's a girl.
450
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,505
I mean
my girlfriend girlfriend.
451
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,132
How does that sound?
452
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,894
(School bell ringing,
Rachel laughing)
453
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:30,614
Look what I just found
in my locker!
454
00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:34,084
"Bee Mine Forever,
from your Secret Honey."
455
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:36,403
I swear, that Blaine
is such a romantic.
456
00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:38,255
Horrifying.
457
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:40,674
Finn, Rachel,
come on, that's enough.
458
00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:42,459
Everyone, sit down,
uh, listen up.
459
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,571
Rory has the floor.
460
00:17:45,488 --> 00:17:47,548
I've been trying to get
my student visa extended,
461
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,883
so I can spend
junior year at McKinley,
462
00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:53,270
but I just found out the request
was turned down.
463
00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:55,291
So when the school year ends,
I'll have to go back to Ireland.
464
00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:56,423
What?
465
00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:57,710
I miss my family so much,
466
00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:58,919
but you guys have become
my second family.
467
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,978
This song reminds me
of you guys and...
468
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,214
how much I've
grown to love
469
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,648
each and every
single one of you,
470
00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,767
and how thankful I am
that you've made a place,
471
00:18:06,768 --> 00:18:08,869
3,000 miles
away from Ireland,
472
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:09,972
feel like home.
473
00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:13,574
(Michael Buble's "Home" begins)
474
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,743
♪ Another summer day
has come and gone away ♪
475
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:33,227
♪ In Paris and Rome
476
00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:35,229
♪ But I wanna go home
477
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:41,796
♪ Mm, home
478
00:18:41,797 --> 00:18:46,190
♪ Maybe surrounded by
a million people I ♪
479
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,325
♪ Still feel all alone
480
00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:51,138
♪ Just wanna go home
481
00:18:51,139 --> 00:18:54,698
♪ Oh, I miss you, you know
482
00:18:56,977 --> 00:19:00,153
♪ And I've been keeping
all the letters ♪
483
00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:01,822
♪ That I wrote to you
484
00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:06,677
♪ Each one a line or two
485
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:11,492
♪ "I'm fine, baby,
how are you?" ♪
486
00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:13,133
♪ Well, I would send them
487
00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:16,553
♪ But I know
that it's just not enough ♪
488
00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:21,919
♪ My words were cold and flat
489
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,980
♪ And you deserve
more than that ♪
490
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:32,786
♪ Another airplane,
another sunny place ♪
491
00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:35,038
♪ I'm lucky, I know
492
00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:37,560
♪ But I wanna go home
493
00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:41,628
♪ Mm, I've got to go home
494
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:49,446
♪ Let me go home
495
00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:53,874
♪ I've had my run,
and, baby, I'm done ♪
496
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,059
♪ I gotta go home
497
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:03,684
♪ Let me go home
498
00:20:05,086 --> 00:20:07,423
♪ It'll all be all right
499
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:11,358
♪ I'll be home tonight
500
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:17,358
♪ I'm coming back home.
501
00:20:22,062 --> 00:20:23,120
Rory...
502
00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:26,840
I feel worse for you
than I do for Artie.
503
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,697
Will you be my date
for Valentine's Day?
504
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,597
It would be an honor.
505
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,583
(School bell rings)
506
00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:39,353
All right, guys.
507
00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:40,888
We have to have a discussion
508
00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:42,472
and figure out
what the God Squad feels
509
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,024
about singing to gay people.
510
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,525
Well, three of us
are in Glee Club,
511
00:20:45,526 --> 00:20:47,895
so we're pretty much sing
to gay people all the time.
512
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:50,591
I know we're okay with it,
but Joe may not be.
513
00:20:50,592 --> 00:20:52,032
I try my best not
to judge anybody.
514
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,568
But, honestly, I've never met
anyone who's gay.
515
00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:56,221
Oh, I guarantee you have.
516
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,488
Yeah, they say that one out of
every ten people are gay.
517
00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:00,226
And if that's true, that means
one of the 12 apostles
518
00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:01,742
might have been gay.
519
00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:04,912
And my guess is Simon because
that name's the gayest.
520
00:21:04,913 --> 00:21:06,413
The Bible says it's
521
00:21:06,414 --> 00:21:08,048
an abomination for a man
to lay down with another man,
522
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,950
but we shared tents
in Cub Scouts
523
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,286
and slept next
to each other all the time...
524
00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:14,922
so that would make
Cub Scouts an abomination?
525
00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:17,174
Do you know what else the Bible
says is an abomination?
526
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,558
Eating lobster,
527
00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:20,126
planting different crops
in the same field,
528
00:21:20,127 --> 00:21:21,728
giving somebody a proud look.
529
00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:23,847
Not an abomination? Slavery.
530
00:21:23,848 --> 00:21:25,599
Jesus never said
anything about gay people.
531
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,650
That's a fact.
532
00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:28,101
Well, maybe he wanted to,
533
00:21:28,102 --> 00:21:29,653
but he didn't want
to hurt Simon's feelings.
534
00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:31,805
You guys, we have to figure out
where we stand.
535
00:21:31,806 --> 00:21:33,941
Especially, if we're gonna be
asking volunteers
536
00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:36,309
from my church
to sing backup for us.
537
00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,812
I don't want
to hurt Santana's feelings,
538
00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:40,163
but I also don't
want to make someone
539
00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:42,582
do something they're not
comfortable with.
540
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:43,584
So where do you stand, Joe?
541
00:21:44,852 --> 00:21:47,481
I guess I've gotta
think about it.
542
00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:49,256
You know what?
That's totally fair.
543
00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:51,658
You have to look at
the hard topics and dilemmas
544
00:21:51,659 --> 00:21:53,821
and be honest and truthful.
545
00:21:53,822 --> 00:21:55,698
If you ask me...
546
00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:57,681
that's what being
Christian is really about.
547
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,101
(School bell rings)
548
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,039
I know it's early, but...
549
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:07,858
It's a statue
of St. Valentine.
550
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:09,009
Well, actually,
it's a statue
551
00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,394
of one
of the three wise men
552
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,178
I repainted to look
like Saint...
553
00:22:12,179 --> 00:22:13,382
I told Shane about us.
554
00:22:13,383 --> 00:22:15,884
Wow.
555
00:22:15,885 --> 00:22:18,220
Was he mad?
He was sad.
556
00:22:18,221 --> 00:22:21,473
He cried and said it felt like
I punched him in his heart.
557
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,726
I saw this MMA guy get
punched in the heart once.
558
00:22:23,727 --> 00:22:25,769
He died for, like, a minute.
559
00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:27,313
That sucks.
560
00:22:27,314 --> 00:22:30,330
At least it means we can be
together for real now.
561
00:22:30,331 --> 00:22:32,049
Whoa.
562
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:37,156
What we did... what I
did to Shane was wrong.
563
00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:40,307
I lied, I cheated,
564
00:22:40,308 --> 00:22:41,952
and it makes me feel awful,
565
00:22:41,953 --> 00:22:46,513
and I love you, but being with
you just reminds me of that...
566
00:22:46,514 --> 00:22:48,083
that I'm not the person
that I thought I was.
567
00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:49,877
We would never do that
to each other.
568
00:22:49,878 --> 00:22:51,985
I thought that I'd
never do that to Shane.
569
00:22:53,855 --> 00:22:55,215
But I have to face
the truth.
570
00:22:55,216 --> 00:22:59,026
When it comes to love,
I don't know who I am,
571
00:22:59,027 --> 00:23:03,057
and until I find out,
I can't be with anyone.
572
00:23:03,058 --> 00:23:06,283
I-I can't be with you.
573
00:23:09,253 --> 00:23:10,370
(School bell ringing)
574
00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:14,341
(Whitney Houston's "I Will
Always Love You" begins)
575
00:23:14,342 --> 00:23:19,129
♪ If I
576
00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:23,683
♪ Should stay
577
00:23:23,684 --> 00:23:28,688
♪ I would only be in
578
00:23:28,689 --> 00:23:32,759
♪ Your way
579
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,673
♪ So I'll go
580
00:23:36,674 --> 00:23:41,651
♪ But I know
581
00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:44,071
♪ I'll think of you
582
00:23:44,072 --> 00:23:46,642
♪ Every step of
583
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:51,745
♪ The way...
584
00:23:55,525 --> 00:24:00,120
♪ And I...
585
00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:06,143
♪ Will always love you
586
00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:09,123
♪ I...
587
00:24:09,124 --> 00:24:13,900
♪ Will always love you...
588
00:24:16,821 --> 00:24:19,806
♪ You, you
589
00:24:19,807 --> 00:24:22,275
♪ You
590
00:24:22,276 --> 00:24:25,912
♪ My darling, you
591
00:24:25,913 --> 00:24:28,767
(hums)
592
00:24:29,475 --> 00:24:32,119
♪ Bittersweet
593
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:36,089
♪ Memories
594
00:24:36,090 --> 00:24:39,993
♪ That is all I'm taking
595
00:24:39,994 --> 00:24:43,240
♪ With me
596
00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:46,183
♪ So good-bye
597
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:49,288
♪ Please don't cry
598
00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:54,141
♪ We both know
I'm not what you ♪
599
00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:57,379
♪ You need
600
00:24:57,380 --> 00:25:01,681
♪ And I...
601
00:25:03,009 --> 00:25:06,680
♪ Will always love you
602
00:25:06,681 --> 00:25:09,349
♪ I...
603
00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:11,143
♪ Will always
604
00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:17,047
♪ Love you...
605
00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:18,859
♪ You
606
00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:20,917
♪ I hope
607
00:25:20,918 --> 00:25:24,615
♪ Life treats you kind
608
00:25:24,616 --> 00:25:27,207
♪ And I hope
609
00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:32,456
♪ You have
all you've dreamed of ♪
610
00:25:32,457 --> 00:25:35,375
♪ And I wish to you joy
611
00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:39,463
♪ And happiness
612
00:25:39,464 --> 00:25:43,990
♪ But above all this,
I wish you ♪
613
00:25:43,991 --> 00:25:48,728
♪ Love
614
00:25:51,057 --> 00:25:56,647
♪ And I...
615
00:25:56,648 --> 00:26:00,025
♪ Will always love you
616
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:05,078
♪ I will always
617
00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:07,214
♪ Love you
618
00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:12,079
♪ I will always
619
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,831
♪ Love you
620
00:26:14,832 --> 00:26:19,025
♪ I will always
621
00:26:19,026 --> 00:26:22,506
♪ Love you...
622
00:26:22,507 --> 00:26:26,426
♪ I, I will always
623
00:26:26,427 --> 00:26:30,704
♪ Love you...
624
00:26:30,705 --> 00:26:34,624
♪ I, I will always
625
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:38,295
♪ Love...
626
00:26:39,981 --> 00:26:44,584
♪ You...
627
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,788
♪ You
628
00:26:48,789 --> 00:26:51,925
♪ Darling, I love you
629
00:26:51,926 --> 00:26:54,594
♪ Oh, I'll always
630
00:26:54,595 --> 00:26:57,165
♪ I'll always
631
00:26:57,166 --> 00:27:01,801
♪ Love you.
632
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,411
(Song ends)
633
00:27:20,465 --> 00:27:23,734
(scatting)
634
00:27:23,735 --> 00:27:25,019
♪ You're the top
635
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,570
♪ You're an Arrow collar
636
00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:28,822
♪ You're the top
637
00:27:28,823 --> 00:27:31,158
♪ You're a
Coolidge dollar ♪
638
00:27:31,159 --> 00:27:34,028
♪ You're the nimble tread of
the feet of Fred Astaire ♪
639
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,120
♪ You're an O'Neill drama
640
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,330
♪ You're Whistler's mama
641
00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:37,531
♪ You're Camembert!
642
00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:39,033
(Finn laughs)
643
00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:40,459
How come we
never do this?
644
00:27:40,752 --> 00:27:43,420
Oh.
♪ You're Inferno's Dante ♪
645
00:27:43,421 --> 00:27:45,547
♪ You're the nose
646
00:27:45,548 --> 00:27:46,548
♪ On the great Durante
647
00:27:46,549 --> 00:27:48,258
♪ I'm just in the way
648
00:27:48,259 --> 00:27:50,011
♪ As the French would say,
de trop ♪
649
00:27:50,012 --> 00:27:52,137
ALL:
♪ But if, baby, I'm the bottom
650
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,514
♪ But if, baby,
I'm the bottom ♪
651
00:27:54,515 --> 00:27:58,519
♪ But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
you're the top. ♪
652
00:28:04,524 --> 00:28:06,227
Rachel Berry.
653
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,944
Thank you, thank you.
654
00:28:07,945 --> 00:28:09,179
Thank you so much
for joining us
655
00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:10,481
in our nightly tradition
of turning
656
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,574
just plain old dinner
into dinner theater.
657
00:28:12,575 --> 00:28:14,535
And now dinner is served.
658
00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:15,535
This way.
659
00:28:15,536 --> 00:28:16,954
Smells great.
Delicious.
660
00:28:16,955 --> 00:28:18,322
LeROY: That was good.
Yeah, thank you.
661
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,415
See, I have a couple of notes.
662
00:28:20,416 --> 00:28:22,042
I said, "LeRoy,
this guy sold us"
663
00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:23,828
the wrong lube."
Yeah.
664
00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:25,879
"That's why
the rubber is squeaking.
665
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,839
"That's why it feels
so weird
666
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,800
when we start going
really fast."
667
00:28:29,801 --> 00:28:31,718
Excuse me, Hiram, what
are we talking about?
668
00:28:31,719 --> 00:28:32,677
We're talking cars.
669
00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:33,871
Yeah, those clowns
670
00:28:33,872 --> 00:28:34,846
down at Local Lube...
they don't know
671
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:35,887
how to lube a car.
672
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,766
Hiram, the duck
was divine
673
00:28:37,767 --> 00:28:39,184
and the house is exquisite.
674
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,344
HIRAM:
Thank you, sweetie.
675
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,561
Nate Berkus...
a dear, dear friend.
676
00:28:41,562 --> 00:28:43,397
That's not true.
677
00:28:43,398 --> 00:28:45,266
Yeah, no, it's not, no, no,
no, not true, but it feels
678
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,608
like he is, I love his designs
679
00:28:46,609 --> 00:28:47,943
so much.
680
00:28:47,944 --> 00:28:50,320
Everything is, you know,
Nate, Nate Berkus.
681
00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:52,823
So, Mr. Berrys,
how did you two meet?
682
00:28:52,824 --> 00:28:54,224
Ooh.
Ah.
683
00:28:54,225 --> 00:28:55,367
Hey, that's a,
684
00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:56,952
th-th-that's a funny story.
685
00:28:56,953 --> 00:28:59,830
We were both in the international
supergroup Up with People.
686
00:28:59,831 --> 00:29:01,832
Up with People was a sensation.
687
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:04,584
Glenn Close, you know, she got
her start on Up with People.
688
00:29:04,585 --> 00:29:07,254
Yeah, and we've been together
ever since, which was, uh,
689
00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:09,673
in our late 20s, early 30s
when we got together.
690
00:29:09,674 --> 00:29:10,799
Uh, and on that note,
691
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,384
may I make a toast
692
00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:17,298
to Rachel and Finn on this
very special Valentine's Day?
693
00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:20,100
Finn, you're a
694
00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:23,311
fantastic... husky
695
00:29:23,312 --> 00:29:27,808
young man whom LeRoy
and I simply adore,
696
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,775
and it gives us
697
00:29:28,776 --> 00:29:30,694
such joy to see you make
698
00:29:30,695 --> 00:29:32,612
our little
Rachelah so happy.
699
00:29:32,613 --> 00:29:35,407
Let me tell you the secret of
a long and happy marriage...
700
00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:39,828
never go to bed
without moisturizing.
701
00:29:39,829 --> 00:29:40,871
Bet you thought
I was going
702
00:29:40,872 --> 00:29:42,272
to say "Never go
to bed angry."
703
00:29:42,273 --> 00:29:44,332
Okay, let's get
back on track here.
704
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,294
A toast to the...
705
00:29:47,295 --> 00:29:49,780
Hudson-Hummel-Berry clan.
706
00:29:50,796 --> 00:29:53,751
And to Finn and Rachel.
707
00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:56,178
We love you both
so very, very much.
708
00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:57,596
We sure do.
709
00:29:57,597 --> 00:30:00,307
To Finn and Rachel.
Finn and Rachel. Indeed.
710
00:30:00,308 --> 00:30:01,391
HIRAM:
Mmm.
711
00:30:01,392 --> 00:30:02,893
Mm-mm-mm!
712
00:30:02,894 --> 00:30:04,011
Now dessert.
713
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,228
Oh, you know what we've got?
714
00:30:05,229 --> 00:30:07,189
Velvety Viennetta,
715
00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:11,352
and then we're going to commence
with the teenage lovemaking.
716
00:30:13,471 --> 00:30:14,404
No, just kidding.
717
00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:15,655
(laughing):
No.
718
00:30:15,656 --> 00:30:18,074
We, we don't have Viennetta.
719
00:30:18,075 --> 00:30:19,577
They discontinued
Viennetta years ago.
720
00:30:19,578 --> 00:30:21,453
We're gonna go straight
to the teenage lovemaking.
721
00:30:21,454 --> 00:30:23,205
I'm sorry, what?
Yeah.
722
00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:24,456
Wait, w-what are
you talking about?
723
00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:25,833
Your mom packed a bag.
724
00:30:25,834 --> 00:30:28,335
I brought your toothbrush
and your jammies...
725
00:30:28,336 --> 00:30:29,836
- your sleepy T-shirt and, and boxers.
- Mom. No, I did, yeah.
726
00:30:29,837 --> 00:30:32,214
You're getting married,
you're not kids anymore.
727
00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:34,382
As far as we're concerned,
you're adults,
728
00:30:34,383 --> 00:30:36,760
so knock yourself out. Carole
and I are gonna go catch a movie.
729
00:30:36,761 --> 00:30:38,887
Hiram and I are going
to stay here,
730
00:30:38,888 --> 00:30:40,639
but we'll put on some music
731
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,134
just so you don't think
we're trying to listen in.
732
00:30:46,354 --> 00:30:48,439
I can't believe
this is happening.
733
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,724
I love you.
734
00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:52,643
Let's go to bed.
735
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:54,478
Okay.
736
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:02,869
I know it's tempting,
737
00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:04,329
but, uh,
no monkey business tonight,
738
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:06,581
not with my dads
around the corner.
739
00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:08,209
Of course.
740
00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:10,043
Are you, you gonna use
the bathroom first?
741
00:31:10,044 --> 00:31:12,546
Yes, if that's okay because
my ritual is pretty elaborate.
742
00:31:12,547 --> 00:31:14,422
Okay.
743
00:31:14,423 --> 00:31:15,924
RACHEL:
First I shower.
744
00:31:15,925 --> 00:31:17,751
I'm more thorough
than during my morning bath.
745
00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:19,970
The world is
a very dirty place.
746
00:31:19,971 --> 00:31:23,181
Brush teeth, eyebrows,
makeup remover, moisturizer,
747
00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:24,975
followed by an ice water
face bath
748
00:31:24,976 --> 00:31:26,744
à la Joan Crawford
in Mommie Dearest...
749
00:31:26,745 --> 00:31:28,228
the height of glamour.
750
00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:29,263
Find something cute to wear.
751
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,714
Text my dads to let them know
752
00:31:30,715 --> 00:31:32,216
I'm almost ready
for my evening tea...
753
00:31:32,217 --> 00:31:33,734
well, we'll skip
that one tonight.
754
00:31:33,735 --> 00:31:35,443
Then condition
and brush my hair.
755
00:31:35,444 --> 00:31:37,737
Hi.
Hi.
756
00:31:37,738 --> 00:31:39,907
Hey, I-I kind of need to use the
bathroom; it was a really big meal.
757
00:31:41,326 --> 00:31:43,285
No, you can't do that here.
758
00:31:43,286 --> 00:31:44,411
Where am I supposed to do it?
759
00:31:44,412 --> 00:31:46,538
Um, at your house?
760
00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:47,998
Hilarious... I'm just
gonna jump in beside you.
761
00:31:47,999 --> 00:31:48,957
I don't mind if you stay.
762
00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:50,417
Oh, for God's sakes, Finn.
763
00:31:50,418 --> 00:31:52,069
Can't you at least try to keep
some sort of mystery
764
00:31:52,070 --> 00:31:53,253
until we're married?
765
00:31:53,254 --> 00:31:54,921
What do you think it's gonna
be like in New York?
766
00:31:54,922 --> 00:31:56,340
We'll be on opposite
schedules, so, you know,
767
00:31:56,341 --> 00:31:57,875
you can use the bathroom
while I'm at school
768
00:31:57,876 --> 00:32:00,135
and I'll use it when you're
at... when you're working
769
00:32:00,136 --> 00:32:01,344
or what-whatever.
770
00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,056
What's that supposed
to mean?
771
00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:06,583
You don't think I'm gonna be
doing anything in New York?
772
00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:08,268
You think I'm just gonna be
around to bring you Diet Cokes
773
00:32:08,269 --> 00:32:09,311
and cheer you on?
774
00:32:09,312 --> 00:32:10,554
RACHEL (muffled):
I knew it.
775
00:32:10,555 --> 00:32:11,605
I knew one day
you'd be intimidated
776
00:32:11,606 --> 00:32:12,689
by my success,
but I didn't think
777
00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:13,941
it would be before we graduated.
778
00:32:17,359 --> 00:32:18,229
Where are you going?
779
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:19,763
The bathroom downstairs.
780
00:32:19,764 --> 00:32:21,598
I can guarantee one thing
you're not gonna have to add
781
00:32:21,599 --> 00:32:23,450
to your little crazy-town
nighttime ritual...
782
00:32:23,451 --> 00:32:25,152
getting into
bed with me.
783
00:32:29,374 --> 00:32:31,235
(Sighs)
784
00:32:38,481 --> 00:32:41,149
FYI, we got a private
party here tonight, hon.
785
00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:43,720
Oh, I know, I know,
I'm, I'm early.
786
00:32:43,721 --> 00:32:47,039
Well, according to
this, I'm, I'm early.
787
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,933
I'm supposed to be
meeting my cutie here
788
00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:49,976
for a long overdue
reunion,
789
00:32:49,977 --> 00:32:53,438
but I, uh, I guess
he didn't make it.
790
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,514
Wouldn't be too sure
about that.
791
00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,363
I knew it!
792
00:33:01,364 --> 00:33:03,606
Oh, See's candies!
793
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,284
"Dear Kurt,
Happy Valentine's Day.
794
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:07,661
I think I love you."
795
00:33:07,662 --> 00:33:09,746
Wait. You think you love me?
796
00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:17,486
Karofsky.
797
00:33:19,213 --> 00:33:22,550
So, you tormented me,
shoved me into lockers,
798
00:33:22,551 --> 00:33:24,552
called me horrible names and
799
00:33:24,553 --> 00:33:26,971
hate-kissed me.
800
00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:28,473
Now, after one conversation
801
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:30,475
in a bar, you want us
to be together?
802
00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:33,436
When I was at McKinley,
I hated who I was.
803
00:33:33,437 --> 00:33:35,587
I took that out
on you because...
804
00:33:35,588 --> 00:33:38,900
there you were, so proud.
805
00:33:38,901 --> 00:33:42,237
I've wanted to call you since
that night at Scandals, and,
806
00:33:42,238 --> 00:33:44,563
look, it's taken me a while,
807
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,682
but for the first time
in my life,
808
00:33:46,683 --> 00:33:50,912
I'm trying to be honest
about what I feel.
809
00:33:50,913 --> 00:33:54,332
And I'm flattered,
I... I-I really am, but
810
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,584
David, you just think
that you love me.
811
00:33:56,585 --> 00:33:58,128
You don't really love me.
812
00:33:58,129 --> 00:34:00,529
Oh, you've helped me so much,
Kurt, you don't know.
813
00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:02,081
I haven't come out
at school yet,
814
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,449
but maybe I will next year.
815
00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:04,759
David, look,
816
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,470
I am so proud of you for...
for coming so far.
817
00:34:07,471 --> 00:34:09,889
And I want you
to be happy and...
818
00:34:09,890 --> 00:34:11,674
and you will be happy,
819
00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:13,542
but I'm with Blaine.
820
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,714
A-And... I like you.
821
00:34:18,715 --> 00:34:20,984
But just as friends.
822
00:34:20,985 --> 00:34:22,777
I should go.
823
00:34:22,778 --> 00:34:25,554
Wait.
Now, you don't have to go.
824
00:34:26,989 --> 00:34:28,891
I hope you like the candies.
825
00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:30,976
The butterscotch ones
are my favorite.
826
00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:35,457
Mine, too.
827
00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:37,500
Hey, Karofsky.
Nick.
828
00:34:37,501 --> 00:34:39,753
You guys hanging out
for Valentine's Day?
829
00:34:39,754 --> 00:34:40,986
No. No.
830
00:34:40,987 --> 00:34:43,555
No, no. We-We used
to go to the same school.
831
00:34:43,556 --> 00:34:45,133
We just bumped
into each other.
832
00:34:45,134 --> 00:34:47,260
- That's exactly what it looked like.
- I gotta go.
833
00:34:47,261 --> 00:34:50,013
David...
I'll talk to you later.
834
00:34:50,014 --> 00:34:52,081
(laughs)
835
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,919
I'm really glad we
kissed and made up.
836
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,637
I mean, it is Valentine's
Day, after all.
837
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,339
Mm-hmm.
838
00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,341
This whole living
together thing
839
00:35:02,342 --> 00:35:04,459
and being right on
top of one another...
840
00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:07,096
it's definitely a lot more
challenging than I thought.
841
00:35:07,097 --> 00:35:08,564
It's like real
life and stuff.
842
00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:09,932
I know.
843
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,183
I have to be honest.
844
00:35:11,184 --> 00:35:13,135
I was a little...
845
00:35:13,136 --> 00:35:16,498
afraid of what it would be like
for us to really be married.
846
00:35:16,499 --> 00:35:17,740
I don't know.
847
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,250
I think we can
do it, right?
848
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:21,693
I think we can.
849
00:35:23,179 --> 00:35:24,997
Good.
850
00:35:26,149 --> 00:35:27,482
Mm.
851
00:35:27,483 --> 00:35:29,219
Mm.
Mm.
852
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,655
Except for one thing.
853
00:35:33,656 --> 00:35:35,600
It's 7:15.
No way.
854
00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,259
Yeah.
855
00:35:39,462 --> 00:35:41,346
You want to go to Breadstix?
856
00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,048
I was hoping you'd say that.
857
00:35:43,049 --> 00:35:44,216
Let's go.
858
00:35:45,718 --> 00:35:47,737
LeROY:
I like
859
00:35:47,738 --> 00:35:49,531
Carole after three
Chardonnays.
860
00:35:49,532 --> 00:35:51,699
Shh. Listen, listen.
861
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,508
Shh. Listen.
862
00:35:55,202 --> 00:35:56,511
Silence.
863
00:35:56,512 --> 00:35:57,956
They're not fighting anymore.
864
00:35:57,957 --> 00:35:59,165
It's not working.
865
00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:00,416
What, is he defiling
our baby?
866
00:36:00,417 --> 00:36:02,701
- Do you need a Xanax?
- I already took three.
867
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,420
This is a stupid plan.
We've never
868
00:36:04,421 --> 00:36:05,964
lied to her
like this before.
869
00:36:05,965 --> 00:36:08,508
Honesty, respect, dance...
870
00:36:08,509 --> 00:36:10,176
those are the foundations
of the Berry family.
871
00:36:10,177 --> 00:36:12,512
These are desperate times.
872
00:36:12,513 --> 00:36:13,805
Every teenager does
873
00:36:13,806 --> 00:36:16,141
the exact opposite
of what their parents tell them.
874
00:36:16,142 --> 00:36:19,394
I don't know where she got
this idea of marriage anyway,
875
00:36:19,395 --> 00:36:22,522
but she's not going
to go through with it.
876
00:36:22,523 --> 00:36:26,609
She is a little girl
with big dreams...
877
00:36:26,610 --> 00:36:28,570
It's too bad. I like Finn.
878
00:36:28,571 --> 00:36:32,282
Nobody is saying that
they have to break up.
879
00:36:32,283 --> 00:36:34,450
They're just too
young to get married.
880
00:36:34,451 --> 00:36:37,537
As long as we continue
to do what we're doing...
881
00:36:37,538 --> 00:36:41,106
lying about supporting it
utterly and completely...
882
00:36:41,107 --> 00:36:43,209
she'll come around, and
she'll see it our way.
883
00:36:43,210 --> 00:36:44,836
It's reverse psychology.
884
00:36:44,837 --> 00:36:46,921
- It's the only way.
- RACHEL: Hey.
885
00:36:46,922 --> 00:36:48,506
We're gonna go
go Breadstix.
886
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,758
We decided that we want to just
be with our friends tonight.
887
00:36:50,759 --> 00:36:53,303
And then I'm probably
just gonna go home after.
888
00:36:53,304 --> 00:36:54,953
R-Really?
889
00:36:54,954 --> 00:36:57,849
Yeah, we thought we heard
you guys squabbling up there.
890
00:36:57,850 --> 00:37:00,226
Cohabitating is
not-not-not so easy, huh?
891
00:37:00,227 --> 00:37:02,187
LeROY: I hope this
little experiment
892
00:37:02,188 --> 00:37:06,524
doesn't cause you to postpone
the marriage for a few months?
893
00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:08,851
- HIRAM: Right, or years.
- Don't do that.
894
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,195
Actually, it's the opposite.
895
00:37:10,196 --> 00:37:11,654
We just decided
that, you know,
896
00:37:11,655 --> 00:37:14,115
since it's gonna take us
a little while to get used
897
00:37:14,116 --> 00:37:17,285
to one another, that we might
as well just, you know,
898
00:37:17,286 --> 00:37:18,694
get started.
899
00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:20,262
We're getting
married in May!
900
00:37:20,263 --> 00:37:21,456
Right-Right after Nationals!
901
00:37:21,457 --> 00:37:22,540
It's gonna be a
spring wedding.
902
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,266
(Rachel laughs)
903
00:37:24,267 --> 00:37:27,319
I'll talk to you guys more about
it when I get home tonight.
904
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,463
I'm so excited.
(Hiram mutters)
905
00:37:28,464 --> 00:37:30,298
- And I love you both very much.
- Love you
906
00:37:30,299 --> 00:37:31,606
so much.
907
00:37:31,607 --> 00:37:34,385
Okay, well, I'll be
back in a little while.
908
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,078
Bye.
909
00:37:41,474 --> 00:37:44,228
(Feedback squealing)
Testing. Testing. Testing.
910
00:37:44,229 --> 00:37:46,362
Testing.
911
00:37:46,363 --> 00:37:48,608
What up, McKinley?!
912
00:37:48,609 --> 00:37:50,733
(Cheering and whooping)
913
00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:52,362
Welcome to the Sugar Shack!
914
00:37:52,363 --> 00:37:54,155
Okay.
915
00:37:54,156 --> 00:37:56,488
Everyone look under your
chairs, except you, Artie.
916
00:37:56,489 --> 00:37:58,910
Yours is in the potted plant
right behind you.
917
00:37:58,911 --> 00:38:00,745
Attached to a Hickory Hills
918
00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:02,121
Cheese Heart are
gift certificates
919
00:38:02,122 --> 00:38:04,040
worth $200 each for
920
00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,083
Bed, Bath and Beyond,
921
00:38:05,084 --> 00:38:06,084
Panda Express,
922
00:38:06,085 --> 00:38:07,335
and Lima Mall
923
00:38:07,336 --> 00:38:09,462
Swatch Watch kiosk!
924
00:38:09,463 --> 00:38:10,964
(Cheering and applause)
925
00:38:10,965 --> 00:38:13,889
I would like to thank my daddy
for making tonight possible.
926
00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:15,957
And P.S.:
He is not in the Mafia.
927
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,843
And next up,
straight from heaven above,
928
00:38:17,844 --> 00:38:19,555
give it up for the God Squad!
929
00:38:19,556 --> 00:38:23,768
(Applause and cheering)
930
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,354
Hi. My name's Joe.
Santana Lopez asked me
931
00:38:26,355 --> 00:38:27,770
if the God Squad
would sing a love song
932
00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:29,071
for Brittany S. Pierce.
933
00:38:29,072 --> 00:38:30,739
And after thinking
and praying about it,
934
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:32,068
I knew there was only one
right answer.
935
00:38:34,069 --> 00:38:35,744
Absolutely.
936
00:38:35,745 --> 00:38:36,945
Love is love, man.
937
00:38:36,946 --> 00:38:39,909
So, here's for Brittany
from Santana.
938
00:38:39,910 --> 00:38:41,869
(Applause, cheering
and whooping)
939
00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:43,788
(The Association's
"Cherish" begins)
940
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:50,119
♪ Cherish is the word
I use to describe ♪
941
00:38:51,594 --> 00:38:57,593
♪ All the feeling that I have
hiding here for you inside ♪
942
00:38:58,668 --> 00:39:01,681
♪ You don't know how many times
I wish that I had told you ♪
943
00:39:01,971 --> 00:39:02,932
♪ Cherish ♪
944
00:39:03,273 --> 00:39:05,224
♪ You don't know
how many times ♪
945
00:39:05,225 --> 00:39:07,359
♪ I wish that I could hold you
♪ Cherish ♪
946
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,939
♪ You don't how many times
I wish that I could ♪
947
00:39:10,397 --> 00:39:11,780
♪ Mold you into someone
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
948
00:39:11,781 --> 00:39:13,860
♪ Who could cherish
the thought... ♪
949
00:39:13,861 --> 00:39:15,737
I'm gonna miss you so much.
950
00:39:15,738 --> 00:39:16,902
When?
951
00:39:16,903 --> 00:39:20,956
When you get deported, silly.
952
00:39:20,957 --> 00:39:23,042
Let's... don't worry
about that now.
953
00:39:23,043 --> 00:39:24,710
Let's just think
about tonight.
954
00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:27,832
♪ Can't get away,
I won't let you ♪
955
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:31,300
♪ Oh-oh, oh
956
00:39:31,301 --> 00:39:34,369
♪ You ♪
♪ I could never forget you...
957
00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,591
Maybe my dad can buy Ireland!
958
00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:42,346
♪ Cherish is the word
I use to remind me of ♪
959
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,891
♪ Your love...
960
00:39:45,231 --> 00:39:47,015
♪ You don't know
how many times ♪
961
00:39:47,016 --> 00:39:49,812
♪ I wish that I had told you
♪ Cherish ♪
962
00:39:49,813 --> 00:39:51,731
♪ You don't know how many times
I wish that I could hold you ♪
963
00:39:51,732 --> 00:39:53,274
♪ Cherish ♪
964
00:39:53,275 --> 00:39:55,991
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You don't how many times I wish ♪
965
00:39:55,992 --> 00:39:58,059
♪ That I could mold you into someone ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
966
00:39:58,060 --> 00:40:04,059
♪ Who could cherish me
as much as I cherish you ♪
967
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:10,706
♪ Cherish the thought
968
00:40:10,707 --> 00:40:13,542
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh. ♪
969
00:40:13,543 --> 00:40:14,843
(song ends)
970
00:40:14,844 --> 00:40:16,595
(applause,
cheering and whooping)
971
00:40:17,711 --> 00:40:18,841
Jesus!
972
00:40:18,842 --> 00:40:20,718
Holla!
973
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,884
Okay, everyone, it's time
for my extra-special guest,
974
00:40:24,885 --> 00:40:29,054
back from the dead,
and cute and compact as ever!
975
00:40:32,058 --> 00:40:34,023
Happy Valentine's Day,
everybody!
976
00:40:34,024 --> 00:40:35,844
(Applause, cheering
and whooping)
977
00:40:37,943 --> 00:40:41,100
This song is dedicated
to all the lovers in the room.
978
00:40:41,101 --> 00:40:42,685
(Applause and cheering)
979
00:40:42,686 --> 00:40:44,403
(The B-52's
"Love Shack" begins)
980
00:40:46,451 --> 00:40:49,664
♪ If you see a faded sign
at the side of the road ♪
981
00:40:49,665 --> 00:40:52,361
♪ That says 15 miles
to the... ♪
982
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:55,915
♪ Love Shack!
983
00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:58,066
♪ Love Shack, yeah, yeah
984
00:41:01,104 --> 00:41:07,103
♪ I'm headin' down
the Atlanta highway ♪
985
00:41:07,681 --> 00:41:12,603
♪ Lookin'
for the love getaway ♪
986
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:15,467
♪ Heading
for the love getaway ♪
987
00:41:15,468 --> 00:41:17,525
♪ I got me a car
988
00:41:17,526 --> 00:41:19,421
♪ It's as big as a whale
♪ Love getaway ♪
989
00:41:19,422 --> 00:41:21,571
♪ And we're headin' on
down to the Love Shack ♪
990
00:41:21,572 --> 00:41:22,738
♪ Love getaway ♪
991
00:41:22,739 --> 00:41:24,360
♪ I got me a Chrysler
992
00:41:24,361 --> 00:41:26,325
♪ It seats about 20, so
♪ Love getaway ♪
993
00:41:26,326 --> 00:41:29,203
♪ Hurry up and bring
your jukebox money ♪
994
00:41:29,204 --> 00:41:33,708
♪ The Love Shack is
a little old place where ♪
995
00:41:33,709 --> 00:41:37,795
♪ We can get together
996
00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:41,632
♪ Love Shack, baby
997
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,926
♪ Love Shack, baby
998
00:41:43,927 --> 00:41:47,833
♪ Love Shack, that's where
it's at ♪
999
00:41:47,834 --> 00:41:51,184
♪ Love Shack,
that's where it's at ♪
1000
00:41:51,185 --> 00:41:54,812
♪ Hop in my Chrysler,
it's as big as a whale ♪
1001
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:58,644
♪ And it's about to set sail
1002
00:41:58,645 --> 00:42:01,903
♪ I got me a car,
it seats about 20 ♪
1003
00:42:01,904 --> 00:42:06,532
♪ So, come on and bring
your jukebox money ♪
1004
00:42:06,870 --> 00:42:08,804
♪ The love shack ♪
♪ The love shack is a little old place ♪
1005
00:42:08,805 --> 00:42:13,642
♪ Little old place ♪
♪ Where we can get together
1006
00:42:13,643 --> 00:42:17,646
♪ Love shack, baby
1007
00:42:17,647 --> 00:42:19,921
♪ A love shack, baby
1008
00:42:19,922 --> 00:42:22,757
♪ Oh, love shack,
love shack ♪
1009
00:42:22,758 --> 00:42:24,675
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Love shack
1010
00:42:25,005 --> 00:42:27,155
♪ Love shack ♪
♪ Love, baby, that's where it's at ♪
1011
00:42:27,156 --> 00:42:30,806
♪ Bang, bang, bang
on the door, baby ♪
1012
00:42:30,807 --> 00:42:32,428
(knocking)
1013
00:42:32,429 --> 00:42:34,013
Knock a little louder, Sugar!
1014
00:42:34,014 --> 00:42:37,271
WOMEN: ♪ Bang, bang, bang
on the door, baby! ♪
1015
00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:39,635
(stomping)
1016
00:42:39,636 --> 00:42:40,900
I can't hear you!
1017
00:42:40,901 --> 00:42:43,055
WOMEN:
♪ Bang, bang
1018
00:42:43,056 --> 00:42:44,779
On the door, baby.
1019
00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:48,074
♪ Bang, bang
1020
00:42:48,075 --> 00:42:49,678
Your what?!
1021
00:42:49,950 --> 00:42:53,913
Tin... roof... rusted!
1022
00:42:53,914 --> 00:42:57,352
♪ Love Shack, yeah
♪ Love shack, love shack ♪
1023
00:42:57,353 --> 00:42:59,585
♪ Love shack
♪ Love, baby
1024
00:42:59,586 --> 00:43:01,407
♪ That's where it's at, yeah
1025
00:43:01,408 --> 00:43:03,172
♪ Love, baby
1026
00:43:03,173 --> 00:43:04,966
♪ Love shack
♪ That's where it's at ♪
1027
00:43:04,967 --> 00:43:06,879
♪ Huggin' and a kissin'...
1028
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:14,344
Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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