1 00:00:00,299 --> 00:00:02,844 (School bell ringing) 2 00:00:02,845 --> 00:00:04,346 Good. (cymbal crashes) 3 00:00:04,347 --> 00:00:05,722 (Rachel laughs) 4 00:00:05,723 --> 00:00:09,309 Okay, everybody, let's hear it for love! 5 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,894 Your assignment for Valentine's week 6 00:00:10,895 --> 00:00:15,482 is to find and perform the world's greatest love songs. 7 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:16,775 Now, Regionals is next week, 8 00:00:16,776 --> 00:00:18,286 and we still need to raise 9 00:00:18,287 --> 00:00:20,987 $250 for costumes and hair spray. 10 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,531 Oh, God, not another bake sale. 11 00:00:22,532 --> 00:00:23,490 WILL: If any student gives 12 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,242 ten dollars, we will sing these 13 00:00:25,243 --> 00:00:26,910 "world's greatest love songs" to their Valentine. 14 00:00:26,911 --> 00:00:28,620 We will serenade each classroom... 15 00:00:28,621 --> 00:00:30,414 - STUDENTS: No! - Yes! 16 00:00:30,415 --> 00:00:32,999 Two years ago, we went room-to-room Christmas caroling, 17 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:33,959 they threw food. 18 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,336 And shoes. Yes, Sugar? 19 00:00:35,337 --> 00:00:37,872 Here's a spoonful of Sugar for you all: 20 00:00:37,873 --> 00:00:40,007 Don't sweat the small stuff, 21 00:00:40,008 --> 00:00:42,551 and it's all small stuff when you're rich. 22 00:00:42,552 --> 00:00:44,052 So, here you go. 23 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:46,304 Uh, Sugar, I can't take that. 24 00:00:46,305 --> 00:00:47,889 Take it! 25 00:00:48,350 --> 00:00:49,567 Okay. 26 00:00:49,568 --> 00:00:51,393 Everyone, give it up for Sugar for paying for 27 00:00:51,394 --> 00:00:52,436 our FinalNet and cumberbunds! 28 00:00:52,437 --> 00:00:53,768 SUGAR: I love the sound of applause, 29 00:00:53,769 --> 00:00:55,814 even if I have to buy it. 30 00:00:55,815 --> 00:00:59,192 Okay, everyone, look under your chairs. 31 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,527 Except you, Artie. 32 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:01,903 Your chair kept moving, so I hid 33 00:01:01,904 --> 00:01:03,344 your surprise in the wastebasket. 34 00:01:06,682 --> 00:01:08,869 I found mine ten minutes ago. 35 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:10,037 V-Day is my fave day ever. 36 00:01:10,038 --> 00:01:11,580 And to help me celebrate, my daddy's 37 00:01:11,581 --> 00:01:14,499 throwing me a huge, ridic party at Breadstix. 38 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,917 And I'm naming it 39 00:01:15,918 --> 00:01:17,141 the Sugar Shack. 40 00:01:17,142 --> 00:01:19,527 And... drumroll, Rachel... 41 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:22,174 ... you're all invited! 42 00:01:22,175 --> 00:01:24,050 (Students cheer) 43 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:26,094 But you have to bring a date. 44 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:27,971 No single people allowed. 45 00:01:27,972 --> 00:01:32,476 They're sad and boring and they don't exist in my world. 46 00:01:32,477 --> 00:01:34,325 Um, but you're single. 47 00:01:34,326 --> 00:01:35,860 Not for long. 48 00:01:37,688 --> 00:01:39,191 (Giggles) 49 00:01:45,112 --> 00:01:47,305 Wait, what are you doing here? 50 00:01:47,306 --> 00:01:49,707 I got a note that says "Come to the auditorium now. It's urgent." 51 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,709 Love, Mandy Patinkin." Yeah, so did I. 52 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:53,997 MEN: ♪ Going to the chapel 53 00:01:53,998 --> 00:01:55,749 ♪ And we're gonna get married ♪ 54 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,083 Oh, God. 55 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,043 Is that your dads? 56 00:01:58,044 --> 00:02:00,601 ♪ Going to the chapel 57 00:02:00,602 --> 00:02:03,673 ♪ And we're gonna get married... ♪ 58 00:02:03,674 --> 00:02:05,907 LeRoy, LeRoy. 59 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,469 Thanks, guys. Thank you, thank you. 60 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:08,595 LeRoy, we agreed to sing it straight... 61 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,278 no vocal runs. 62 00:02:10,279 --> 00:02:12,330 That's how Jennifer Hudson got kicked off of American Idol. 63 00:02:12,331 --> 00:02:14,332 I would love to hear you sing something straight. 64 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,311 Dads, what are you doing here? 65 00:02:16,312 --> 00:02:19,064 Well, a little birdie named Burt, who owns a tire store, 66 00:02:19,065 --> 00:02:20,482 and his little birdie wife, 67 00:02:20,483 --> 00:02:22,734 who used to wear a lot of denim, told us 68 00:02:22,735 --> 00:02:26,410 that you guys were, uh, fixin' to get hitched. 69 00:02:26,411 --> 00:02:28,073 So we thought we'd return the favor 70 00:02:28,074 --> 00:02:30,200 and surprise you. 71 00:02:30,201 --> 00:02:31,284 Mr. and Mr. Berry, 72 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,050 I am so sorry. 73 00:02:33,051 --> 00:02:34,412 It's only customary to ask 74 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:35,455 the bride's father first, but... 75 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,588 We wanted to say... 76 00:02:37,589 --> 00:02:38,875 congratulations! 77 00:02:38,876 --> 00:02:41,692 And what better place than on the very stage 78 00:02:41,693 --> 00:02:43,630 on which you shared your first kiss? 79 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:44,798 So you're not angry? 80 00:02:44,799 --> 00:02:46,230 Not at you. 81 00:02:46,231 --> 00:02:47,732 I'm angry 'cause evidently your father 82 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:49,427 has been having recurring dreams 83 00:02:49,428 --> 00:02:51,638 about Hollywood heartthrob Tony Danza. 84 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,348 One dream. I had one dream 85 00:02:53,349 --> 00:02:56,518 that Tony Danza and I went ice fishing, okay? 86 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:59,396 We know you two really love each other. 87 00:02:59,397 --> 00:03:01,147 And if you're really sure 88 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,233 you want to spend the rest of 89 00:03:03,234 --> 00:03:05,193 your lives together, the last thing 90 00:03:05,194 --> 00:03:06,528 we want to do is stand in your way. 91 00:03:06,529 --> 00:03:07,988 No, we wouldn't do that. 92 00:03:07,989 --> 00:03:10,972 I mean, marrying in your teens usually, 93 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:14,077 you know, doubles the likelihood of divorce... 94 00:03:14,078 --> 00:03:15,954 a fate that befell Liza and Barbra... 95 00:03:15,955 --> 00:03:17,728 Are you really going to do this right now? 96 00:03:17,729 --> 00:03:20,348 Oh, why, you know who else got, uh, just got divorced? 97 00:03:20,349 --> 00:03:22,794 Tony Danza! Yeah, did you hear that, LeRoy? 98 00:03:22,795 --> 00:03:25,171 Oh! Yeah, he's single now. 99 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,299 Why don't you fire up those snowmobiles 100 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,689 and give him a call? 101 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,274 It's ice fishing season. 102 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:31,887 What your dad is trying to say 103 00:03:31,888 --> 00:03:33,763 is that he's very excited 104 00:03:33,764 --> 00:03:37,114 to start planning his only daughter's wedding. 105 00:03:37,115 --> 00:03:38,666 I'm so excited, yeah. 106 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:40,437 But, uh, we are using the square tables. 107 00:03:40,438 --> 00:03:41,819 Well, we want to start 108 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:45,609 with a Valentine's Day dinner at our house 109 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:47,041 with the Hudson-Hummels. 110 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:48,626 We're going to be one big family, so... 111 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:49,863 let's make a milestone out of it. 112 00:03:49,864 --> 00:03:51,662 You were raised to be proud 113 00:03:51,663 --> 00:03:53,097 of the decisions that you make. 114 00:03:53,098 --> 00:03:55,744 And if this is what you really want, sweetie, 115 00:03:55,745 --> 00:04:01,472 well, then you need to start shouting it from the rooftops! 116 00:04:01,473 --> 00:04:02,640 (Vocalizing) 117 00:04:02,641 --> 00:04:03,627 ♪ Yeah! 118 00:04:03,628 --> 00:04:05,009 I love you both so much. 119 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:06,694 Ah, yeah. (chuckles) 120 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,097 (school bell ringing) 121 00:04:16,098 --> 00:04:18,600 I now call this meeting of the God Squad to order. 122 00:04:18,601 --> 00:04:19,874 Thank you guys for coming. 123 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,158 Our first order of business is 124 00:04:21,159 --> 00:04:22,979 to welcome Quinn Fabray back into the fold. 125 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,628 It's nice to see you, Quinn. 126 00:04:24,629 --> 00:04:25,899 Thank you. I know it's been a while. 127 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,025 When I was at my lowest, 128 00:04:27,026 --> 00:04:28,985 I turned to prayer. 129 00:04:28,986 --> 00:04:31,947 Not even sure who I was praying to, really, 130 00:04:31,948 --> 00:04:33,788 but it seemed to lead me on the right track. 131 00:04:33,789 --> 00:04:35,089 Amen. Praise. 132 00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:37,224 Can I ask a question? 133 00:04:37,225 --> 00:04:38,036 What's with tarantula head over here? 134 00:04:38,037 --> 00:04:39,537 This is our new member. 135 00:04:39,538 --> 00:04:41,957 This is Joseph Hart, but you guys can call him Joe. 136 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:43,583 He just transferred here to McKinley. 137 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,816 Yeah, I guess I'm a sophomore. I've been homeschooled 138 00:04:45,817 --> 00:04:47,351 my whole life, but this past year I realized 139 00:04:47,352 --> 00:04:48,296 my best friend was my mom, 140 00:04:48,297 --> 00:04:50,237 so I decided I wanted to get out 141 00:04:50,238 --> 00:04:51,800 and experience the world. 142 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,135 MERCEDES (whispers): Joseph. 143 00:04:54,136 --> 00:04:55,893 What's with the tats? Bible quotes. 144 00:04:55,894 --> 00:04:58,098 And each one of my dreads is named after a book of the Bible. 145 00:04:58,099 --> 00:04:59,641 You have got to be kidding me. 146 00:04:59,642 --> 00:05:01,999 I play guitar, too, but I only know Christian stuff. 147 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,604 My dad only listens to talk radio, and we don't have a TV. 148 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,837 You guys mind if I take off my shoes? 149 00:05:06,838 --> 00:05:08,650 I'm sort of used to going to school barefoot. 150 00:05:08,651 --> 00:05:10,986 I'm just glad there's another dude around here. 151 00:05:10,987 --> 00:05:12,028 I notice that Shane 152 00:05:12,029 --> 00:05:13,761 isn't a member of the God Squad. 153 00:05:14,905 --> 00:05:17,409 - That's interesting. - Okay, that's enough, Sam. 154 00:05:17,410 --> 00:05:18,516 All right, so our last meeting 155 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:19,834 we talked about opportunities 156 00:05:19,835 --> 00:05:21,079 for community service. 157 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,206 Uh, Valentine's Day's right around the corner, 158 00:05:23,207 --> 00:05:25,139 and since the Glee Club turned it down, 159 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:27,294 there's an open slot for singing telegrams. 160 00:05:27,295 --> 00:05:28,461 All four of us sing, 161 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,027 and Teen Jesus and I play guitar, 162 00:05:30,028 --> 00:05:31,673 so I thought we could use the money to 163 00:05:31,674 --> 00:05:33,216 adopt a highway and start a shoe drive. 164 00:05:33,217 --> 00:05:34,342 Praise. 165 00:05:34,343 --> 00:05:36,283 It is a religious holiday... St. Valentine's and all that. 166 00:05:36,284 --> 00:05:38,736 And I'd love to show this school that it's cool to be Christian. 167 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:39,639 We aren't all just door-to-door 168 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,349 Bible salesmen, like my dad. 169 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:42,790 All right, all in favor? 170 00:05:45,895 --> 00:05:47,294 (School bell ringing) Righteous. 171 00:05:51,917 --> 00:05:53,784 Wait, which one are you gonna take to Sugar's V-Day party? 172 00:05:53,785 --> 00:05:55,447 All of them. 173 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:56,865 The entire sorority? 174 00:05:56,866 --> 00:05:58,589 They don't call them the "E-Z-Dee-Zees" for nothing. 175 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:00,758 I got the gig cleaning the sorority house swimming pool, 176 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:02,292 then I sawed through those chicks 177 00:06:02,293 --> 00:06:03,677 like a freakin' sex tornado... 178 00:06:03,678 --> 00:06:05,415 room to room. You're amazing. 179 00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:07,398 I'm a professional. 180 00:06:07,399 --> 00:06:08,799 Tried the true love thing... 181 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,462 With a teacher. (chuckles) 182 00:06:10,463 --> 00:06:12,770 - Wasn't for me. - Well, it is for me. 183 00:06:12,771 --> 00:06:14,522 And apparently it's for Blaine, too. 184 00:06:14,523 --> 00:06:17,274 Look: even from his sick bed, he's managed to send me 185 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:19,743 a new Valentine's Day card every single day this week. 186 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,614 It says "From your secret admirer." 187 00:06:23,615 --> 00:06:25,018 (sighs) So romantic. 188 00:06:25,019 --> 00:06:26,394 Oh. 189 00:06:26,395 --> 00:06:27,937 Ooh. 190 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:29,670 A gorilla gram? 191 00:06:29,671 --> 00:06:30,690 Pour moi? 192 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:31,789 (chuckles) 193 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:32,790 "To Kurt. 194 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:33,818 From your secret admirer." 195 00:06:33,819 --> 00:06:35,492 Again. 196 00:06:35,493 --> 00:06:37,113 Well, I wonder who it could be. 197 00:06:37,114 --> 00:06:38,740 Will you tell me who it is, Valentine gorilla? 198 00:06:42,952 --> 00:06:45,413 You see, Puckerman, that's what you're missing out on: 199 00:06:45,414 --> 00:06:46,664 True love. 200 00:06:47,498 --> 00:06:48,639 What about you, Rory? 201 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,690 Who are you taking to Sugar's party? 202 00:06:49,691 --> 00:06:50,627 Sugar. 203 00:06:50,628 --> 00:06:52,059 Hold up. 204 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,671 You better have an option "B" because I'm all over that. 205 00:06:53,672 --> 00:06:54,964 You're going with Sugar? 206 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:56,257 As soon as I ask her out, 207 00:06:56,258 --> 00:06:57,842 and she says yes, which I'm sure she will 208 00:06:57,843 --> 00:07:00,637 because... I don't mean this to sound mean, Irish... 209 00:07:00,638 --> 00:07:01,952 but nobody understands anything you say. 210 00:07:01,953 --> 00:07:03,515 Baloney. Chicks dig accents. 211 00:07:03,516 --> 00:07:05,406 I'm sorry, what was that? Couldn't quite make it out. 212 00:07:05,407 --> 00:07:06,490 PUCK: Fellas, there's no need to fight. 213 00:07:06,491 --> 00:07:07,875 You can just pick up the girls 214 00:07:07,876 --> 00:07:08,978 that fall off old Puckerosaurus here. 215 00:07:08,979 --> 00:07:12,107 This is a four-leaf clover, kid. 216 00:07:12,108 --> 00:07:13,380 'Cause you're going to need 217 00:07:13,381 --> 00:07:14,651 all the luck you can get. 218 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:16,550 Do you people just carry those around? 219 00:07:18,753 --> 00:07:21,866 Let's Road House, Flanagan. 220 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:25,042 (Nat King Cole's "L-O-V-E" playing) 221 00:07:27,045 --> 00:07:32,418 ♪ L is for the way you look at me ♪ 222 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:38,583 ♪ O is for the only one I see 223 00:07:39,057 --> 00:07:45,056 ♪ V is very, very extraordinary ♪ 224 00:07:45,057 --> 00:07:51,062 ♪ E is even more than anyone that you adore ♪ 225 00:07:51,063 --> 00:07:56,401 ♪ And love is all that I can give to you ♪ 226 00:07:56,402 --> 00:08:02,407 ♪ Love is more than just a game for two ♪ 227 00:08:02,408 --> 00:08:06,369 ♪ Two in love can make it 228 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:09,164 ♪ Take my heart and please don't break it ♪ 229 00:08:09,165 --> 00:08:14,711 ♪ Love was made for me and you 230 00:08:14,712 --> 00:08:20,592 ♪ L is for the way you look at me ♪ 231 00:08:20,593 --> 00:08:26,757 ♪ O is for the only one I see 232 00:08:27,455 --> 00:08:32,812 ♪ V is very, very extraordinary ♪ 233 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:39,116 ♪ E is even more than anyone that you adore ♪ 234 00:08:39,117 --> 00:08:45,116 ♪ And love is all that I can give to you ♪ 235 00:08:45,949 --> 00:08:51,873 ♪ Love is more than just a game for two ♪ 236 00:08:51,874 --> 00:08:55,001 ♪ Two in love can make it 237 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,518 ♪ Take my heart and please don't break it ♪ 238 00:08:57,519 --> 00:09:03,259 ♪ Love was made for me and you 239 00:09:03,575 --> 00:09:09,574 ♪ Love was made for me and you... ♪ 240 00:09:12,601 --> 00:09:14,335 ♪ Love. 241 00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:19,359 (School bell ringing) 242 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,661 Happy Valentine's Day. 243 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,780 You're giving me your computer for Valentine's Day? 244 00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:25,148 It's a playlist. 245 00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:27,317 With all the songs that I hear in my head 246 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:29,285 when I'm with you or when I'm thinking about you. 247 00:09:29,286 --> 00:09:30,995 I wanted to make you a CD for Valentine's Day, 248 00:09:30,996 --> 00:09:34,874 but this is as far as I got without any help, so... 249 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,344 Oh, and I made you a cover. 250 00:09:39,086 --> 00:09:40,088 Brittany. 251 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,132 Thank you. 252 00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:44,634 You're welcome. 253 00:09:44,635 --> 00:09:45,760 (Giggles) 254 00:09:50,139 --> 00:09:52,642 Teen lesbians! 255 00:09:52,643 --> 00:09:54,435 I must see you 256 00:09:54,436 --> 00:09:57,188 in my office, right now. 257 00:09:57,189 --> 00:09:58,565 This is such bull crap! 258 00:09:58,566 --> 00:10:00,400 Why can't Brittany and I kiss in public? 259 00:10:00,401 --> 00:10:01,442 'Cause we're two girls? 260 00:10:01,443 --> 00:10:02,869 Please don't make this about 261 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,153 your sapphic orientation. 262 00:10:04,154 --> 00:10:06,406 This is about public displays of affection. 263 00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:08,283 PDA simply has no place 264 00:10:08,284 --> 00:10:10,493 in the sacred halls of McKinley High. 265 00:10:10,494 --> 00:10:12,120 We've had complaints. 266 00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:13,580 About us? When? 267 00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:15,290 Most recently... 268 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:18,001 yesterday, 12:16 p.m. 269 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:20,837 That? 270 00:10:20,838 --> 00:10:23,047 Our lips barely even grazed. 271 00:10:23,048 --> 00:10:25,208 And by the way, did you get any complaints about 272 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,477 that hideous display that started at 12:17 p.m. 273 00:10:27,478 --> 00:10:30,096 and lasted for several uncomfortable minutes? 274 00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:35,769 Believe me, I'd much rather see you and Santana kiss 275 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:37,070 than that so-called Finchel, 276 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,230 but if a student files a complaint 277 00:10:39,231 --> 00:10:41,724 - because, for religious reasons... - Oh. Great. 278 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,360 So it was some Bible-thumper that complained. 279 00:10:43,361 --> 00:10:45,445 Ms. Lopez, I'm sorry, but I'm trying 280 00:10:45,446 --> 00:10:48,448 to keep this school from turning into a volatile powder keg. 281 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:50,200 I'm sorry, too. 282 00:10:50,201 --> 00:10:52,536 'Cause all I want to be able to do is kiss my girlfriend, 283 00:10:52,537 --> 00:10:54,538 but I guess no one can see that because there's such 284 00:10:54,539 --> 00:10:57,123 an insane double standard at this school. 285 00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:01,085 (School bell rings) 286 00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:06,507 (whistling jauntily) 287 00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:09,135 Artie, four wheels on the floor, please. 288 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,554 Rachel, you had an announcement? 289 00:11:10,555 --> 00:11:11,888 Yeah, actually, Finn and I have an announcement 290 00:11:12,429 --> 00:11:13,523 we'd like to make. 291 00:11:13,524 --> 00:11:17,027 Finn and I are proud to announce... 292 00:11:17,028 --> 00:11:18,111 that we're finally getting married. 293 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,880 What? Wow! 294 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,816 When's the baby's due date? 295 00:11:22,817 --> 00:11:24,150 Wait, guys, have you both carefully thought this through? 296 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,269 Yes. And our parents are totally behind us. 297 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,454 And your plan to stop us by telling them 298 00:11:27,455 --> 00:11:29,573 totally backfired, Mr. Shue. 299 00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:31,774 Actually, I'm the one who told them. 300 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,376 Because I think you guys are making a mistake. 301 00:11:33,377 --> 00:11:35,412 A huge mistake. 302 00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:37,297 - When's the wedding? - The date is TBD, 303 00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:38,781 but I can assure all of you that 304 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:39,949 we're gonna have a very simple and elegant ceremony 305 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,051 at the Justice of the Peace, 306 00:11:41,052 --> 00:11:42,627 which all of you are invited to. 307 00:11:42,628 --> 00:11:44,220 And we're registered at Samuel French. 308 00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:45,622 You guys aren't mature enough 309 00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:47,256 or old enough to properly 310 00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:48,966 face this type of commitment. 311 00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:51,427 If you don't support us, then I feel sorry for you, 312 00:11:51,428 --> 00:11:52,929 and you're not invited to the wedding. 313 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,931 Which makes me really sad, because I would have loved 314 00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:56,182 to have seen you in a bridesmaid's dress, Quinn. 315 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,392 And you as well, Kurt. 316 00:11:58,141 --> 00:11:59,936 I'd be happy to be a bridesmaid, Rachel. 317 00:11:59,937 --> 00:12:01,187 I'm not sure I'm ready to get married, 318 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,073 but I do know what being in love feels like. 319 00:12:03,074 --> 00:12:05,575 - We'll be there. - Thanks, guys. 320 00:12:05,576 --> 00:12:07,977 And we hope the rest of you all change your minds, 321 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,405 because it would mean a lot to us if you were all there. 322 00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:12,449 Well, add me to the list of people who are wishing 323 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:14,317 you guys the best in your marriage. 324 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,494 However, let's stop the fighting 325 00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:18,088 and remind ourselves that 326 00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:19,747 Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching. 327 00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:21,874 So if you'll excuse me. 328 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,710 - (Quietly): If you'll excuse me. - Yeah. Sorry. 329 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,962 ARTIE: Congrats, though. 330 00:12:25,963 --> 00:12:28,506 I got some sugary sweet game to spit. 331 00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:30,383 Give me a beat, Finn. 332 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:31,384 (Mario's "Let Me Love You" begins) 333 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:32,802 ♪ Mm 334 00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:33,803 ♪ Yeah, yeah 335 00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:35,847 ♪ Mm, mm 336 00:12:35,848 --> 00:12:38,858 ♪ Yeah, yeah... 337 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,852 ♪ Baby, I just don't get it 338 00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:43,855 ♪ Do you enjoy being hurt? 339 00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:46,349 ♪ I know you smelled the perfume ♪ 340 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,317 ♪ The make-up on his shirt 341 00:12:48,619 --> 00:12:50,520 ♪ You don't believe his stories ♪ 342 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,363 ♪ You know that they're all lies ♪ 343 00:12:52,657 --> 00:12:55,659 ♪ Mad as you are, you stick around ♪ 344 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:56,993 ♪ And I just don't know why 345 00:12:56,994 --> 00:12:57,911 ♪ If I was your man ♪ 346 00:12:57,912 --> 00:12:58,953 ♪ Baby, you 347 00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:01,080 - ♪ Never worry 'bout ♪ - ♪ What I do 348 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,249 - ♪ I'd be coming home - ♪ Back to you 349 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,877 - ♪ Every night - ♪ Doin' you right 350 00:13:05,878 --> 00:13:08,338 - ♪ You're the type of woman ♪ - ♪ Deserve good things 351 00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,590 - ♪ Fist full of diamonds ♪ - ♪ A hand full of rings 352 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:11,891 ♪ Baby, you're a star ♪ 353 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,676 ♪ I just want to show you you are ♪ 354 00:13:13,677 --> 00:13:15,553 ♪ You should let me love you 355 00:13:15,554 --> 00:13:17,805 ♪ Let me be the one to 356 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:22,686 ♪ Give you everything you want and need ♪ 357 00:13:22,687 --> 00:13:24,937 ♪ Baby, good love and protection ♪ 358 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,690 ♪ Make me your selection 359 00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:31,235 ♪ Show you the way love's supposed to be ♪ 360 00:13:31,236 --> 00:13:33,488 ♪ Baby, you should let me 361 00:13:33,489 --> 00:13:35,615 ♪ You deserve better ♪ 362 00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:38,701 ♪ Whoa, oh, you know you deserve better ♪ 363 00:13:39,003 --> 00:13:40,578 ♪ We should be together ♪ 364 00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,538 ♪ Baby 365 00:13:42,873 --> 00:13:46,543 ♪ With me and you, it's whatever, girl ♪ 366 00:13:46,544 --> 00:13:50,254 ♪ Hey, so can we make this thing ours? ♪ 367 00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:51,797 ♪ You should let me love you 368 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,382 ♪ Let me be the one ♪ 369 00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:54,884 ♪ Let me be the one to give 370 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,771 ♪ To give you everything you want and need ♪ 371 00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,422 ♪ Everything you need 372 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,098 ♪ Baby, good love and protection ♪ 373 00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:02,358 ♪ Said everything 374 00:14:02,359 --> 00:14:03,926 ♪ Make me your selection ♪ 375 00:14:04,226 --> 00:14:07,980 ♪ Show you the way love's supposed to be ♪ 376 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,650 ♪ Yeah, let me love you. 377 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:11,817 (Whooping) 378 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,694 That's all you need, baby. 379 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,367 Wheel me to class, baby. 380 00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,833 (School bell rings) 381 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,618 I didn't speak up in class, but I wanted to say 382 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:30,378 that I'm 100% behind you. 383 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:32,630 I fully support your right to be unhappy with Finn 384 00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:33,973 for the rest of your lives. 385 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,633 You should be able to love whoever you want. 386 00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:38,344 Excuse me. Are you Miss Rachel Berry? 387 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,346 Um, yeah. 388 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,681 Well, we're the God Squad, 389 00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,199 and we're here to deliver 390 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,617 a Vocal Valentine from one Finn Hudson. 391 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:45,434 (Gym Class Heroes' "Stereo Hearts" begins) 392 00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:47,854 ♪ My heart's a stereo 393 00:14:47,855 --> 00:14:51,023 ♪ It beats for you, so listen close ♪ 394 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,743 ♪ Hear my thoughts in every note ♪ 395 00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:55,278 ♪ Oh, ote 396 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,532 ♪ Make me your radio ♪ Yeah 397 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,158 ♪ And turn me up when you feel low ♪ 398 00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:02,585 Sorry about the little bit. 399 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:04,220 ♪ This melody was meant for you ♪ 400 00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:06,422 ♪ So sing along to my stereo 401 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,710 ♪ If I was just another dusty record on a shelf ♪ 402 00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:13,504 ♪ Would you blow me off and play me like everybody else? ♪ 403 00:15:13,505 --> 00:15:16,499 ♪ If I asked you to scratch my back, could you manage that? ♪ 404 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,843 ♪ Yeyeah, chicka Travie, I can handle that ♪ 405 00:15:18,844 --> 00:15:21,304 ♪ Furthermore, I apologize for any skippin' track ♪ 406 00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:24,390 ♪ It's just the last girl that played me left a couple cracks ♪ 407 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,926 ♪ I used to used to, used to, used to, now I'm over that ♪ 408 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,395 ♪ 'Cause holding grudges over love is ancient artifact ♪ 409 00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:31,731 ♪ If I could only find a note to make you understand ♪ 410 00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:34,901 ♪ I'd think of something real and grab you by the hand ♪ 411 00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:37,604 ♪ Just keep it stuck inside your head like your favorite tune ♪ 412 00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:40,323 ♪ And know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you ♪ 413 00:15:40,324 --> 00:15:42,158 ♪ Oh, oh... oh, oh 414 00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:47,246 ♪ My heart's a stereo, it beats for you, so listen close ♪ 415 00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:49,365 ♪ Hear my thoughts in every note ♪ 416 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,202 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on ♪ 417 00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:57,957 ♪ Make me your radio, and turn me up when you feel low ♪ 418 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,343 ♪ This melody was meant for you ♪ 419 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:02,845 ♪ So sing along to my stereo 420 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,298 ♪ Oh... yeah... ♪ 421 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,557 ♪ Oh... ♪ 422 00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:07,934 ♪ To my stereo 423 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:10,978 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 424 00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:12,980 ♪ So sing along to my stereo 425 00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:17,593 ♪ I only pray you'll never leave me behind ♪ 426 00:16:17,594 --> 00:16:19,195 ♪ Never leave me 427 00:16:19,196 --> 00:16:22,899 ♪ Because good music can be so hard to find ♪ 428 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,317 ♪ So hard to find 429 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:29,246 ♪ I take your hand and hold it closer to mine ♪ 430 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:35,295 ♪ Thought love was dead, but now you're changing my mind ♪ 431 00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:40,049 ♪ My heart's a stereo, it beats for you, so listen close ♪ 432 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,136 ♪ Hear my thoughts in every note ♪ 433 00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,054 ♪ You're gonna make me a radio ♪ 434 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:50,851 ♪ Make me your radio, and turn me up when you feel low ♪ 435 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,521 ♪ This melody was meant for you ♪ 436 00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:56,357 ♪ So sing along to my stereo. 437 00:16:56,358 --> 00:16:57,317 Yay! 438 00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:58,192 Happy Valentine's Day. 439 00:16:58,193 --> 00:16:59,360 Love, Finn. 440 00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:00,861 That was so sweet. 441 00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,239 - So you guys are a Christian group? - Yes. 442 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,524 And if I pay, 443 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,025 I can send a Vocal Valentine 444 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,443 to anybody I want, right? 445 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,536 Ten bucks. That's the deal. 446 00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:09,913 Well, awesome. 447 00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:12,373 In that case, I would like to send one 448 00:17:12,374 --> 00:17:13,874 to my girlfriend Brittany. 449 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,320 And by that, I don't mean my friend who's a girl. 450 00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,505 I mean my girlfriend girlfriend. 451 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,132 How does that sound? 452 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,894 (School bell ringing, Rachel laughing) 453 00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:30,614 Look what I just found in my locker! 454 00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:34,084 "Bee Mine Forever, from your Secret Honey." 455 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:36,403 I swear, that Blaine is such a romantic. 456 00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:38,255 Horrifying. 457 00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:40,674 Finn, Rachel, come on, that's enough. 458 00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:42,459 Everyone, sit down, uh, listen up. 459 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,571 Rory has the floor. 460 00:17:45,488 --> 00:17:47,548 I've been trying to get my student visa extended, 461 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,883 so I can spend junior year at McKinley, 462 00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:53,270 but I just found out the request was turned down. 463 00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:55,291 So when the school year ends, I'll have to go back to Ireland. 464 00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:56,423 What? 465 00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:57,710 I miss my family so much, 466 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:58,919 but you guys have become my second family. 467 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,978 This song reminds me of you guys and... 468 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,214 how much I've grown to love 469 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,648 each and every single one of you, 470 00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,767 and how thankful I am that you've made a place, 471 00:18:06,768 --> 00:18:08,869 3,000 miles away from Ireland, 472 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:09,972 feel like home. 473 00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:13,574 (Michael Buble's "Home" begins) 474 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,743 ♪ Another summer day has come and gone away ♪ 475 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:33,227 ♪ In Paris and Rome 476 00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:35,229 ♪ But I wanna go home 477 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:41,796 ♪ Mm, home 478 00:18:41,797 --> 00:18:46,190 ♪ Maybe surrounded by a million people I ♪ 479 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,325 ♪ Still feel all alone 480 00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:51,138 ♪ Just wanna go home 481 00:18:51,139 --> 00:18:54,698 ♪ Oh, I miss you, you know 482 00:18:56,977 --> 00:19:00,153 ♪ And I've been keeping all the letters ♪ 483 00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:01,822 ♪ That I wrote to you 484 00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:06,677 ♪ Each one a line or two 485 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:11,492 ♪ "I'm fine, baby, how are you?" ♪ 486 00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:13,133 ♪ Well, I would send them 487 00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:16,553 ♪ But I know that it's just not enough ♪ 488 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:21,919 ♪ My words were cold and flat 489 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,980 ♪ And you deserve more than that ♪ 490 00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:32,786 ♪ Another airplane, another sunny place ♪ 491 00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:35,038 ♪ I'm lucky, I know 492 00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:37,560 ♪ But I wanna go home 493 00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:41,628 ♪ Mm, I've got to go home 494 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:49,446 ♪ Let me go home 495 00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:53,874 ♪ I've had my run, and, baby, I'm done ♪ 496 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,059 ♪ I gotta go home 497 00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:03,684 ♪ Let me go home 498 00:20:05,086 --> 00:20:07,423 ♪ It'll all be all right 499 00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:11,358 ♪ I'll be home tonight 500 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:17,358 ♪ I'm coming back home. 501 00:20:22,062 --> 00:20:23,120 Rory... 502 00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:26,840 I feel worse for you than I do for Artie. 503 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,697 Will you be my date for Valentine's Day? 504 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,597 It would be an honor. 505 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,583 (School bell rings) 506 00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:39,353 All right, guys. 507 00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:40,888 We have to have a discussion 508 00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:42,472 and figure out what the God Squad feels 509 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,024 about singing to gay people. 510 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,525 Well, three of us are in Glee Club, 511 00:20:45,526 --> 00:20:47,895 so we're pretty much sing to gay people all the time. 512 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:50,591 I know we're okay with it, but Joe may not be. 513 00:20:50,592 --> 00:20:52,032 I try my best not to judge anybody. 514 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,568 But, honestly, I've never met anyone who's gay. 515 00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:56,221 Oh, I guarantee you have. 516 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,488 Yeah, they say that one out of every ten people are gay. 517 00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:00,226 And if that's true, that means one of the 12 apostles 518 00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:01,742 might have been gay. 519 00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:04,912 And my guess is Simon because that name's the gayest. 520 00:21:04,913 --> 00:21:06,413 The Bible says it's 521 00:21:06,414 --> 00:21:08,048 an abomination for a man to lay down with another man, 522 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,950 but we shared tents in Cub Scouts 523 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,286 and slept next to each other all the time... 524 00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:14,922 so that would make Cub Scouts an abomination? 525 00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:17,174 Do you know what else the Bible says is an abomination? 526 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,558 Eating lobster, 527 00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:20,126 planting different crops in the same field, 528 00:21:20,127 --> 00:21:21,728 giving somebody a proud look. 529 00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:23,847 Not an abomination? Slavery. 530 00:21:23,848 --> 00:21:25,599 Jesus never said anything about gay people. 531 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,650 That's a fact. 532 00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:28,101 Well, maybe he wanted to, 533 00:21:28,102 --> 00:21:29,653 but he didn't want to hurt Simon's feelings. 534 00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:31,805 You guys, we have to figure out where we stand. 535 00:21:31,806 --> 00:21:33,941 Especially, if we're gonna be asking volunteers 536 00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:36,309 from my church to sing backup for us. 537 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,812 I don't want to hurt Santana's feelings, 538 00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:40,163 but I also don't want to make someone 539 00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:42,582 do something they're not comfortable with. 540 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:43,584 So where do you stand, Joe? 541 00:21:44,852 --> 00:21:47,481 I guess I've gotta think about it. 542 00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:49,256 You know what? That's totally fair. 543 00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:51,658 You have to look at the hard topics and dilemmas 544 00:21:51,659 --> 00:21:53,821 and be honest and truthful. 545 00:21:53,822 --> 00:21:55,698 If you ask me... 546 00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:57,681 that's what being Christian is really about. 547 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,101 (School bell rings) 548 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,039 I know it's early, but... 549 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:07,858 It's a statue of St. Valentine. 550 00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:09,009 Well, actually, it's a statue 551 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,394 of one of the three wise men 552 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,178 I repainted to look like Saint... 553 00:22:12,179 --> 00:22:13,382 I told Shane about us. 554 00:22:13,383 --> 00:22:15,884 Wow. 555 00:22:15,885 --> 00:22:18,220 Was he mad? He was sad. 556 00:22:18,221 --> 00:22:21,473 He cried and said it felt like I punched him in his heart. 557 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,726 I saw this MMA guy get punched in the heart once. 558 00:22:23,727 --> 00:22:25,769 He died for, like, a minute. 559 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:27,313 That sucks. 560 00:22:27,314 --> 00:22:30,330 At least it means we can be together for real now. 561 00:22:30,331 --> 00:22:32,049 Whoa. 562 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:37,156 What we did... what I did to Shane was wrong. 563 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:40,307 I lied, I cheated, 564 00:22:40,308 --> 00:22:41,952 and it makes me feel awful, 565 00:22:41,953 --> 00:22:46,513 and I love you, but being with you just reminds me of that... 566 00:22:46,514 --> 00:22:48,083 that I'm not the person that I thought I was. 567 00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:49,877 We would never do that to each other. 568 00:22:49,878 --> 00:22:51,985 I thought that I'd never do that to Shane. 569 00:22:53,855 --> 00:22:55,215 But I have to face the truth. 570 00:22:55,216 --> 00:22:59,026 When it comes to love, I don't know who I am, 571 00:22:59,027 --> 00:23:03,057 and until I find out, I can't be with anyone. 572 00:23:03,058 --> 00:23:06,283 I-I can't be with you. 573 00:23:09,253 --> 00:23:10,370 (School bell ringing) 574 00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:14,341 (Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" begins) 575 00:23:14,342 --> 00:23:19,129 ♪ If I 576 00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:23,683 ♪ Should stay 577 00:23:23,684 --> 00:23:28,688 ♪ I would only be in 578 00:23:28,689 --> 00:23:32,759 ♪ Your way 579 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,673 ♪ So I'll go 580 00:23:36,674 --> 00:23:41,651 ♪ But I know 581 00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:44,071 ♪ I'll think of you 582 00:23:44,072 --> 00:23:46,642 ♪ Every step of 583 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:51,745 ♪ The way... 584 00:23:55,525 --> 00:24:00,120 ♪ And I... 585 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:06,143 ♪ Will always love you 586 00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:09,123 ♪ I... 587 00:24:09,124 --> 00:24:13,900 ♪ Will always love you... 588 00:24:16,821 --> 00:24:19,806 ♪ You, you 589 00:24:19,807 --> 00:24:22,275 ♪ You 590 00:24:22,276 --> 00:24:25,912 ♪ My darling, you 591 00:24:25,913 --> 00:24:28,767 (hums) 592 00:24:29,475 --> 00:24:32,119 ♪ Bittersweet 593 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:36,089 ♪ Memories 594 00:24:36,090 --> 00:24:39,993 ♪ That is all I'm taking 595 00:24:39,994 --> 00:24:43,240 ♪ With me 596 00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:46,183 ♪ So good-bye 597 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:49,288 ♪ Please don't cry 598 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:54,141 ♪ We both know I'm not what you ♪ 599 00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:57,379 ♪ You need 600 00:24:57,380 --> 00:25:01,681 ♪ And I... 601 00:25:03,009 --> 00:25:06,680 ♪ Will always love you 602 00:25:06,681 --> 00:25:09,349 ♪ I... 603 00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:11,143 ♪ Will always 604 00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:17,047 ♪ Love you... 605 00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:18,859 ♪ You 606 00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:20,917 ♪ I hope 607 00:25:20,918 --> 00:25:24,615 ♪ Life treats you kind 608 00:25:24,616 --> 00:25:27,207 ♪ And I hope 609 00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:32,456 ♪ You have all you've dreamed of ♪ 610 00:25:32,457 --> 00:25:35,375 ♪ And I wish to you joy 611 00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:39,463 ♪ And happiness 612 00:25:39,464 --> 00:25:43,990 ♪ But above all this, I wish you ♪ 613 00:25:43,991 --> 00:25:48,728 ♪ Love 614 00:25:51,057 --> 00:25:56,647 ♪ And I... 615 00:25:56,648 --> 00:26:00,025 ♪ Will always love you 616 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:05,078 ♪ I will always 617 00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:07,214 ♪ Love you 618 00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:12,079 ♪ I will always 619 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,831 ♪ Love you 620 00:26:14,832 --> 00:26:19,025 ♪ I will always 621 00:26:19,026 --> 00:26:22,506 ♪ Love you... 622 00:26:22,507 --> 00:26:26,426 ♪ I, I will always 623 00:26:26,427 --> 00:26:30,704 ♪ Love you... 624 00:26:30,705 --> 00:26:34,624 ♪ I, I will always 625 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:38,295 ♪ Love... 626 00:26:39,981 --> 00:26:44,584 ♪ You... 627 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,788 ♪ You 628 00:26:48,789 --> 00:26:51,925 ♪ Darling, I love you 629 00:26:51,926 --> 00:26:54,594 ♪ Oh, I'll always 630 00:26:54,595 --> 00:26:57,165 ♪ I'll always 631 00:26:57,166 --> 00:27:01,801 ♪ Love you. 632 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,411 (Song ends) 633 00:27:20,465 --> 00:27:23,734 (scatting) 634 00:27:23,735 --> 00:27:25,019 ♪ You're the top 635 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,570 ♪ You're an Arrow collar 636 00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:28,822 ♪ You're the top 637 00:27:28,823 --> 00:27:31,158 ♪ You're a Coolidge dollar ♪ 638 00:27:31,159 --> 00:27:34,028 ♪ You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire ♪ 639 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,120 ♪ You're an O'Neill drama 640 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,330 ♪ You're Whistler's mama 641 00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:37,531 ♪ You're Camembert! 642 00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:39,033 (Finn laughs) 643 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:40,459 How come we never do this? 644 00:27:40,752 --> 00:27:43,420 Oh. ♪ You're Inferno's Dante ♪ 645 00:27:43,421 --> 00:27:45,547 ♪ You're the nose 646 00:27:45,548 --> 00:27:46,548 ♪ On the great Durante 647 00:27:46,549 --> 00:27:48,258 ♪ I'm just in the way 648 00:27:48,259 --> 00:27:50,011 ♪ As the French would say, de trop ♪ 649 00:27:50,012 --> 00:27:52,137 ALL: ♪ But if, baby, I'm the bottom 650 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,514 ♪ But if, baby, I'm the bottom ♪ 651 00:27:54,515 --> 00:27:58,519 ♪ But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top. ♪ 652 00:28:04,524 --> 00:28:06,227 Rachel Berry. 653 00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,944 Thank you, thank you. 654 00:28:07,945 --> 00:28:09,179 Thank you so much for joining us 655 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:10,481 in our nightly tradition of turning 656 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,574 just plain old dinner into dinner theater. 657 00:28:12,575 --> 00:28:14,535 And now dinner is served. 658 00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:15,535 This way. 659 00:28:15,536 --> 00:28:16,954 Smells great. Delicious. 660 00:28:16,955 --> 00:28:18,322 LeROY: That was good. Yeah, thank you. 661 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,415 See, I have a couple of notes. 662 00:28:20,416 --> 00:28:22,042 I said, "LeRoy, this guy sold us" 663 00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:23,828 the wrong lube." Yeah. 664 00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:25,879 "That's why the rubber is squeaking. 665 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,839 "That's why it feels so weird 666 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,800 when we start going really fast." 667 00:28:29,801 --> 00:28:31,718 Excuse me, Hiram, what are we talking about? 668 00:28:31,719 --> 00:28:32,677 We're talking cars. 669 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:33,871 Yeah, those clowns 670 00:28:33,872 --> 00:28:34,846 down at Local Lube... they don't know 671 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:35,887 how to lube a car. 672 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,766 Hiram, the duck was divine 673 00:28:37,767 --> 00:28:39,184 and the house is exquisite. 674 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,344 HIRAM: Thank you, sweetie. 675 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,561 Nate Berkus... a dear, dear friend. 676 00:28:41,562 --> 00:28:43,397 That's not true. 677 00:28:43,398 --> 00:28:45,266 Yeah, no, it's not, no, no, no, not true, but it feels 678 00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,608 like he is, I love his designs 679 00:28:46,609 --> 00:28:47,943 so much. 680 00:28:47,944 --> 00:28:50,320 Everything is, you know, Nate, Nate Berkus. 681 00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:52,823 So, Mr. Berrys, how did you two meet? 682 00:28:52,824 --> 00:28:54,224 Ooh. Ah. 683 00:28:54,225 --> 00:28:55,367 Hey, that's a, 684 00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:56,952 th-th-that's a funny story. 685 00:28:56,953 --> 00:28:59,830 We were both in the international supergroup Up with People. 686 00:28:59,831 --> 00:29:01,832 Up with People was a sensation. 687 00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:04,584 Glenn Close, you know, she got her start on Up with People. 688 00:29:04,585 --> 00:29:07,254 Yeah, and we've been together ever since, which was, uh, 689 00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:09,673 in our late 20s, early 30s when we got together. 690 00:29:09,674 --> 00:29:10,799 Uh, and on that note, 691 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,384 may I make a toast 692 00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:17,298 to Rachel and Finn on this very special Valentine's Day? 693 00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:20,100 Finn, you're a 694 00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:23,311 fantastic... husky 695 00:29:23,312 --> 00:29:27,808 young man whom LeRoy and I simply adore, 696 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,775 and it gives us 697 00:29:28,776 --> 00:29:30,694 such joy to see you make 698 00:29:30,695 --> 00:29:32,612 our little Rachelah so happy. 699 00:29:32,613 --> 00:29:35,407 Let me tell you the secret of a long and happy marriage... 700 00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:39,828 never go to bed without moisturizing. 701 00:29:39,829 --> 00:29:40,871 Bet you thought I was going 702 00:29:40,872 --> 00:29:42,272 to say "Never go to bed angry." 703 00:29:42,273 --> 00:29:44,332 Okay, let's get back on track here. 704 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,294 A toast to the... 705 00:29:47,295 --> 00:29:49,780 Hudson-Hummel-Berry clan. 706 00:29:50,796 --> 00:29:53,751 And to Finn and Rachel. 707 00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:56,178 We love you both so very, very much. 708 00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:57,596 We sure do. 709 00:29:57,597 --> 00:30:00,307 To Finn and Rachel. Finn and Rachel. Indeed. 710 00:30:00,308 --> 00:30:01,391 HIRAM: Mmm. 711 00:30:01,392 --> 00:30:02,893 Mm-mm-mm! 712 00:30:02,894 --> 00:30:04,011 Now dessert. 713 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,228 Oh, you know what we've got? 714 00:30:05,229 --> 00:30:07,189 Velvety Viennetta, 715 00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:11,352 and then we're going to commence with the teenage lovemaking. 716 00:30:13,471 --> 00:30:14,404 No, just kidding. 717 00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:15,655 (laughing): No. 718 00:30:15,656 --> 00:30:18,074 We, we don't have Viennetta. 719 00:30:18,075 --> 00:30:19,577 They discontinued Viennetta years ago. 720 00:30:19,578 --> 00:30:21,453 We're gonna go straight to the teenage lovemaking. 721 00:30:21,454 --> 00:30:23,205 I'm sorry, what? Yeah. 722 00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:24,456 Wait, w-what are you talking about? 723 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:25,833 Your mom packed a bag. 724 00:30:25,834 --> 00:30:28,335 I brought your toothbrush and your jammies... 725 00:30:28,336 --> 00:30:29,836 - your sleepy T-shirt and, and boxers. - Mom. No, I did, yeah. 726 00:30:29,837 --> 00:30:32,214 You're getting married, you're not kids anymore. 727 00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:34,382 As far as we're concerned, you're adults, 728 00:30:34,383 --> 00:30:36,760 so knock yourself out. Carole and I are gonna go catch a movie. 729 00:30:36,761 --> 00:30:38,887 Hiram and I are going to stay here, 730 00:30:38,888 --> 00:30:40,639 but we'll put on some music 731 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,134 just so you don't think we're trying to listen in. 732 00:30:46,354 --> 00:30:48,439 I can't believe this is happening. 733 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,724 I love you. 734 00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:52,643 Let's go to bed. 735 00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:54,478 Okay. 736 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:02,869 I know it's tempting, 737 00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:04,329 but, uh, no monkey business tonight, 738 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:06,581 not with my dads around the corner. 739 00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:08,209 Of course. 740 00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:10,043 Are you, you gonna use the bathroom first? 741 00:31:10,044 --> 00:31:12,546 Yes, if that's okay because my ritual is pretty elaborate. 742 00:31:12,547 --> 00:31:14,422 Okay. 743 00:31:14,423 --> 00:31:15,924 RACHEL: First I shower. 744 00:31:15,925 --> 00:31:17,751 I'm more thorough than during my morning bath. 745 00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:19,970 The world is a very dirty place. 746 00:31:19,971 --> 00:31:23,181 Brush teeth, eyebrows, makeup remover, moisturizer, 747 00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:24,975 followed by an ice water face bath 748 00:31:24,976 --> 00:31:26,744 à la Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest... 749 00:31:26,745 --> 00:31:28,228 the height of glamour. 750 00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:29,263 Find something cute to wear. 751 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,714 Text my dads to let them know 752 00:31:30,715 --> 00:31:32,216 I'm almost ready for my evening tea... 753 00:31:32,217 --> 00:31:33,734 well, we'll skip that one tonight. 754 00:31:33,735 --> 00:31:35,443 Then condition and brush my hair. 755 00:31:35,444 --> 00:31:37,737 Hi. Hi. 756 00:31:37,738 --> 00:31:39,907 Hey, I-I kind of need to use the bathroom; it was a really big meal. 757 00:31:41,326 --> 00:31:43,285 No, you can't do that here. 758 00:31:43,286 --> 00:31:44,411 Where am I supposed to do it? 759 00:31:44,412 --> 00:31:46,538 Um, at your house? 760 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:47,998 Hilarious... I'm just gonna jump in beside you. 761 00:31:47,999 --> 00:31:48,957 I don't mind if you stay. 762 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:50,417 Oh, for God's sakes, Finn. 763 00:31:50,418 --> 00:31:52,069 Can't you at least try to keep some sort of mystery 764 00:31:52,070 --> 00:31:53,253 until we're married? 765 00:31:53,254 --> 00:31:54,921 What do you think it's gonna be like in New York? 766 00:31:54,922 --> 00:31:56,340 We'll be on opposite schedules, so, you know, 767 00:31:56,341 --> 00:31:57,875 you can use the bathroom while I'm at school 768 00:31:57,876 --> 00:32:00,135 and I'll use it when you're at... when you're working 769 00:32:00,136 --> 00:32:01,344 or what-whatever. 770 00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,056 What's that supposed to mean? 771 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:06,583 You don't think I'm gonna be doing anything in New York? 772 00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:08,268 You think I'm just gonna be around to bring you Diet Cokes 773 00:32:08,269 --> 00:32:09,311 and cheer you on? 774 00:32:09,312 --> 00:32:10,554 RACHEL (muffled): I knew it. 775 00:32:10,555 --> 00:32:11,605 I knew one day you'd be intimidated 776 00:32:11,606 --> 00:32:12,689 by my success, but I didn't think 777 00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:13,941 it would be before we graduated. 778 00:32:17,359 --> 00:32:18,229 Where are you going? 779 00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:19,763 The bathroom downstairs. 780 00:32:19,764 --> 00:32:21,598 I can guarantee one thing you're not gonna have to add 781 00:32:21,599 --> 00:32:23,450 to your little crazy-town nighttime ritual... 782 00:32:23,451 --> 00:32:25,152 getting into bed with me. 783 00:32:29,374 --> 00:32:31,235 (Sighs) 784 00:32:38,481 --> 00:32:41,149 FYI, we got a private party here tonight, hon. 785 00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:43,720 Oh, I know, I know, I'm, I'm early. 786 00:32:43,721 --> 00:32:47,039 Well, according to this, I'm, I'm early. 787 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,933 I'm supposed to be meeting my cutie here 788 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:49,976 for a long overdue reunion, 789 00:32:49,977 --> 00:32:53,438 but I, uh, I guess he didn't make it. 790 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,514 Wouldn't be too sure about that. 791 00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,363 I knew it! 792 00:33:01,364 --> 00:33:03,606 Oh, See's candies! 793 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,284 "Dear Kurt, Happy Valentine's Day. 794 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:07,661 I think I love you." 795 00:33:07,662 --> 00:33:09,746 Wait. You think you love me? 796 00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:17,486 Karofsky. 797 00:33:19,213 --> 00:33:22,550 So, you tormented me, shoved me into lockers, 798 00:33:22,551 --> 00:33:24,552 called me horrible names and 799 00:33:24,553 --> 00:33:26,971 hate-kissed me. 800 00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:28,473 Now, after one conversation 801 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:30,475 in a bar, you want us to be together? 802 00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:33,436 When I was at McKinley, I hated who I was. 803 00:33:33,437 --> 00:33:35,587 I took that out on you because... 804 00:33:35,588 --> 00:33:38,900 there you were, so proud. 805 00:33:38,901 --> 00:33:42,237 I've wanted to call you since that night at Scandals, and, 806 00:33:42,238 --> 00:33:44,563 look, it's taken me a while, 807 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,682 but for the first time in my life, 808 00:33:46,683 --> 00:33:50,912 I'm trying to be honest about what I feel. 809 00:33:50,913 --> 00:33:54,332 And I'm flattered, I... I-I really am, but 810 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,584 David, you just think that you love me. 811 00:33:56,585 --> 00:33:58,128 You don't really love me. 812 00:33:58,129 --> 00:34:00,529 Oh, you've helped me so much, Kurt, you don't know. 813 00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:02,081 I haven't come out at school yet, 814 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,449 but maybe I will next year. 815 00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:04,759 David, look, 816 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,470 I am so proud of you for... for coming so far. 817 00:34:07,471 --> 00:34:09,889 And I want you to be happy and... 818 00:34:09,890 --> 00:34:11,674 and you will be happy, 819 00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:13,542 but I'm with Blaine. 820 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,714 A-And... I like you. 821 00:34:18,715 --> 00:34:20,984 But just as friends. 822 00:34:20,985 --> 00:34:22,777 I should go. 823 00:34:22,778 --> 00:34:25,554 Wait. Now, you don't have to go. 824 00:34:26,989 --> 00:34:28,891 I hope you like the candies. 825 00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:30,976 The butterscotch ones are my favorite. 826 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:35,457 Mine, too. 827 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:37,500 Hey, Karofsky. Nick. 828 00:34:37,501 --> 00:34:39,753 You guys hanging out for Valentine's Day? 829 00:34:39,754 --> 00:34:40,986 No. No. 830 00:34:40,987 --> 00:34:43,555 No, no. We-We used to go to the same school. 831 00:34:43,556 --> 00:34:45,133 We just bumped into each other. 832 00:34:45,134 --> 00:34:47,260 - That's exactly what it looked like. - I gotta go. 833 00:34:47,261 --> 00:34:50,013 David... I'll talk to you later. 834 00:34:50,014 --> 00:34:52,081 (laughs) 835 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,919 I'm really glad we kissed and made up. 836 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,637 I mean, it is Valentine's Day, after all. 837 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,339 Mm-hmm. 838 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,341 This whole living together thing 839 00:35:02,342 --> 00:35:04,459 and being right on top of one another... 840 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:07,096 it's definitely a lot more challenging than I thought. 841 00:35:07,097 --> 00:35:08,564 It's like real life and stuff. 842 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:09,932 I know. 843 00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,183 I have to be honest. 844 00:35:11,184 --> 00:35:13,135 I was a little... 845 00:35:13,136 --> 00:35:16,498 afraid of what it would be like for us to really be married. 846 00:35:16,499 --> 00:35:17,740 I don't know. 847 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,250 I think we can do it, right? 848 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:21,693 I think we can. 849 00:35:23,179 --> 00:35:24,997 Good. 850 00:35:26,149 --> 00:35:27,482 Mm. 851 00:35:27,483 --> 00:35:29,219 Mm. Mm. 852 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,655 Except for one thing. 853 00:35:33,656 --> 00:35:35,600 It's 7:15. No way. 854 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,259 Yeah. 855 00:35:39,462 --> 00:35:41,346 You want to go to Breadstix? 856 00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,048 I was hoping you'd say that. 857 00:35:43,049 --> 00:35:44,216 Let's go. 858 00:35:45,718 --> 00:35:47,737 LeROY: I like 859 00:35:47,738 --> 00:35:49,531 Carole after three Chardonnays. 860 00:35:49,532 --> 00:35:51,699 Shh. Listen, listen. 861 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,508 Shh. Listen. 862 00:35:55,202 --> 00:35:56,511 Silence. 863 00:35:56,512 --> 00:35:57,956 They're not fighting anymore. 864 00:35:57,957 --> 00:35:59,165 It's not working. 865 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:00,416 What, is he defiling our baby? 866 00:36:00,417 --> 00:36:02,701 - Do you need a Xanax? - I already took three. 867 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,420 This is a stupid plan. We've never 868 00:36:04,421 --> 00:36:05,964 lied to her like this before. 869 00:36:05,965 --> 00:36:08,508 Honesty, respect, dance... 870 00:36:08,509 --> 00:36:10,176 those are the foundations of the Berry family. 871 00:36:10,177 --> 00:36:12,512 These are desperate times. 872 00:36:12,513 --> 00:36:13,805 Every teenager does 873 00:36:13,806 --> 00:36:16,141 the exact opposite of what their parents tell them. 874 00:36:16,142 --> 00:36:19,394 I don't know where she got this idea of marriage anyway, 875 00:36:19,395 --> 00:36:22,522 but she's not going to go through with it. 876 00:36:22,523 --> 00:36:26,609 She is a little girl with big dreams... 877 00:36:26,610 --> 00:36:28,570 It's too bad. I like Finn. 878 00:36:28,571 --> 00:36:32,282 Nobody is saying that they have to break up. 879 00:36:32,283 --> 00:36:34,450 They're just too young to get married. 880 00:36:34,451 --> 00:36:37,537 As long as we continue to do what we're doing... 881 00:36:37,538 --> 00:36:41,106 lying about supporting it utterly and completely... 882 00:36:41,107 --> 00:36:43,209 she'll come around, and she'll see it our way. 883 00:36:43,210 --> 00:36:44,836 It's reverse psychology. 884 00:36:44,837 --> 00:36:46,921 - It's the only way. - RACHEL: Hey. 885 00:36:46,922 --> 00:36:48,506 We're gonna go go Breadstix. 886 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,758 We decided that we want to just be with our friends tonight. 887 00:36:50,759 --> 00:36:53,303 And then I'm probably just gonna go home after. 888 00:36:53,304 --> 00:36:54,953 R-Really? 889 00:36:54,954 --> 00:36:57,849 Yeah, we thought we heard you guys squabbling up there. 890 00:36:57,850 --> 00:37:00,226 Cohabitating is not-not-not so easy, huh? 891 00:37:00,227 --> 00:37:02,187 LeROY: I hope this little experiment 892 00:37:02,188 --> 00:37:06,524 doesn't cause you to postpone the marriage for a few months? 893 00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:08,851 - HIRAM: Right, or years. - Don't do that. 894 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,195 Actually, it's the opposite. 895 00:37:10,196 --> 00:37:11,654 We just decided that, you know, 896 00:37:11,655 --> 00:37:14,115 since it's gonna take us a little while to get used 897 00:37:14,116 --> 00:37:17,285 to one another, that we might as well just, you know, 898 00:37:17,286 --> 00:37:18,694 get started. 899 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:20,262 We're getting married in May! 900 00:37:20,263 --> 00:37:21,456 Right-Right after Nationals! 901 00:37:21,457 --> 00:37:22,540 It's gonna be a spring wedding. 902 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,266 (Rachel laughs) 903 00:37:24,267 --> 00:37:27,319 I'll talk to you guys more about it when I get home tonight. 904 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,463 I'm so excited. (Hiram mutters) 905 00:37:28,464 --> 00:37:30,298 - And I love you both very much. - Love you 906 00:37:30,299 --> 00:37:31,606 so much. 907 00:37:31,607 --> 00:37:34,385 Okay, well, I'll be back in a little while. 908 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,078 Bye. 909 00:37:41,474 --> 00:37:44,228 (Feedback squealing) Testing. Testing. Testing. 910 00:37:44,229 --> 00:37:46,362 Testing. 911 00:37:46,363 --> 00:37:48,608 What up, McKinley?! 912 00:37:48,609 --> 00:37:50,733 (Cheering and whooping) 913 00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:52,362 Welcome to the Sugar Shack! 914 00:37:52,363 --> 00:37:54,155 Okay. 915 00:37:54,156 --> 00:37:56,488 Everyone look under your chairs, except you, Artie. 916 00:37:56,489 --> 00:37:58,910 Yours is in the potted plant right behind you. 917 00:37:58,911 --> 00:38:00,745 Attached to a Hickory Hills 918 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:02,121 Cheese Heart are gift certificates 919 00:38:02,122 --> 00:38:04,040 worth $200 each for 920 00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,083 Bed, Bath and Beyond, 921 00:38:05,084 --> 00:38:06,084 Panda Express, 922 00:38:06,085 --> 00:38:07,335 and Lima Mall 923 00:38:07,336 --> 00:38:09,462 Swatch Watch kiosk! 924 00:38:09,463 --> 00:38:10,964 (Cheering and applause) 925 00:38:10,965 --> 00:38:13,889 I would like to thank my daddy for making tonight possible. 926 00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:15,957 And P.S.: He is not in the Mafia. 927 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,843 And next up, straight from heaven above, 928 00:38:17,844 --> 00:38:19,555 give it up for the God Squad! 929 00:38:19,556 --> 00:38:23,768 (Applause and cheering) 930 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,354 Hi. My name's Joe. Santana Lopez asked me 931 00:38:26,355 --> 00:38:27,770 if the God Squad would sing a love song 932 00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:29,071 for Brittany S. Pierce. 933 00:38:29,072 --> 00:38:30,739 And after thinking and praying about it, 934 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:32,068 I knew there was only one right answer. 935 00:38:34,069 --> 00:38:35,744 Absolutely. 936 00:38:35,745 --> 00:38:36,945 Love is love, man. 937 00:38:36,946 --> 00:38:39,909 So, here's for Brittany from Santana. 938 00:38:39,910 --> 00:38:41,869 (Applause, cheering and whooping) 939 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:43,788 (The Association's "Cherish" begins) 940 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:50,119 ♪ Cherish is the word I use to describe ♪ 941 00:38:51,594 --> 00:38:57,593 ♪ All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside ♪ 942 00:38:58,668 --> 00:39:01,681 ♪ You don't know how many times I wish that I had told you ♪ 943 00:39:01,971 --> 00:39:02,932 ♪ Cherish ♪ 944 00:39:03,273 --> 00:39:05,224 ♪ You don't know how many times ♪ 945 00:39:05,225 --> 00:39:07,359 ♪ I wish that I could hold you ♪ Cherish ♪ 946 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,939 ♪ You don't how many times I wish that I could ♪ 947 00:39:10,397 --> 00:39:11,780 ♪ Mold you into someone ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 948 00:39:11,781 --> 00:39:13,860 ♪ Who could cherish the thought... ♪ 949 00:39:13,861 --> 00:39:15,737 I'm gonna miss you so much. 950 00:39:15,738 --> 00:39:16,902 When? 951 00:39:16,903 --> 00:39:20,956 When you get deported, silly. 952 00:39:20,957 --> 00:39:23,042 Let's... don't worry about that now. 953 00:39:23,043 --> 00:39:24,710 Let's just think about tonight. 954 00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:27,832 ♪ Can't get away, I won't let you ♪ 955 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:31,300 ♪ Oh-oh, oh 956 00:39:31,301 --> 00:39:34,369 ♪ You ♪ ♪ I could never forget you... 957 00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,591 Maybe my dad can buy Ireland! 958 00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:42,346 ♪ Cherish is the word I use to remind me of ♪ 959 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,891 ♪ Your love... 960 00:39:45,231 --> 00:39:47,015 ♪ You don't know how many times ♪ 961 00:39:47,016 --> 00:39:49,812 ♪ I wish that I had told you ♪ Cherish ♪ 962 00:39:49,813 --> 00:39:51,731 ♪ You don't know how many times I wish that I could hold you ♪ 963 00:39:51,732 --> 00:39:53,274 ♪ Cherish ♪ 964 00:39:53,275 --> 00:39:55,991 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ You don't how many times I wish ♪ 965 00:39:55,992 --> 00:39:58,059 ♪ That I could mold you into someone ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 966 00:39:58,060 --> 00:40:04,059 ♪ Who could cherish me as much as I cherish you ♪ 967 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:10,706 ♪ Cherish the thought 968 00:40:10,707 --> 00:40:13,542 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh. ♪ 969 00:40:13,543 --> 00:40:14,843 (song ends) 970 00:40:14,844 --> 00:40:16,595 (applause, cheering and whooping) 971 00:40:17,711 --> 00:40:18,841 Jesus! 972 00:40:18,842 --> 00:40:20,718 Holla! 973 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,884 Okay, everyone, it's time for my extra-special guest, 974 00:40:24,885 --> 00:40:29,054 back from the dead, and cute and compact as ever! 975 00:40:32,058 --> 00:40:34,023 Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! 976 00:40:34,024 --> 00:40:35,844 (Applause, cheering and whooping) 977 00:40:37,943 --> 00:40:41,100 This song is dedicated to all the lovers in the room. 978 00:40:41,101 --> 00:40:42,685 (Applause and cheering) 979 00:40:42,686 --> 00:40:44,403 (The B-52's "Love Shack" begins) 980 00:40:46,451 --> 00:40:49,664 ♪ If you see a faded sign at the side of the road ♪ 981 00:40:49,665 --> 00:40:52,361 ♪ That says 15 miles to the... ♪ 982 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:55,915 ♪ Love Shack! 983 00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:58,066 ♪ Love Shack, yeah, yeah 984 00:41:01,104 --> 00:41:07,103 ♪ I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway ♪ 985 00:41:07,681 --> 00:41:12,603 ♪ Lookin' for the love getaway ♪ 986 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:15,467 ♪ Heading for the love getaway ♪ 987 00:41:15,468 --> 00:41:17,525 ♪ I got me a car 988 00:41:17,526 --> 00:41:19,421 ♪ It's as big as a whale ♪ Love getaway ♪ 989 00:41:19,422 --> 00:41:21,571 ♪ And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack ♪ 990 00:41:21,572 --> 00:41:22,738 ♪ Love getaway ♪ 991 00:41:22,739 --> 00:41:24,360 ♪ I got me a Chrysler 992 00:41:24,361 --> 00:41:26,325 ♪ It seats about 20, so ♪ Love getaway ♪ 993 00:41:26,326 --> 00:41:29,203 ♪ Hurry up and bring your jukebox money ♪ 994 00:41:29,204 --> 00:41:33,708 ♪ The Love Shack is a little old place where ♪ 995 00:41:33,709 --> 00:41:37,795 ♪ We can get together 996 00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:41,632 ♪ Love Shack, baby 997 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,926 ♪ Love Shack, baby 998 00:41:43,927 --> 00:41:47,833 ♪ Love Shack, that's where it's at ♪ 999 00:41:47,834 --> 00:41:51,184 ♪ Love Shack, that's where it's at ♪ 1000 00:41:51,185 --> 00:41:54,812 ♪ Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale ♪ 1001 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:58,644 ♪ And it's about to set sail 1002 00:41:58,645 --> 00:42:01,903 ♪ I got me a car, it seats about 20 ♪ 1003 00:42:01,904 --> 00:42:06,532 ♪ So, come on and bring your jukebox money ♪ 1004 00:42:06,870 --> 00:42:08,804 ♪ The love shack ♪ ♪ The love shack is a little old place ♪ 1005 00:42:08,805 --> 00:42:13,642 ♪ Little old place ♪ ♪ Where we can get together 1006 00:42:13,643 --> 00:42:17,646 ♪ Love shack, baby 1007 00:42:17,647 --> 00:42:19,921 ♪ A love shack, baby 1008 00:42:19,922 --> 00:42:22,757 ♪ Oh, love shack, love shack ♪ 1009 00:42:22,758 --> 00:42:24,675 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Love shack 1010 00:42:25,005 --> 00:42:27,155 ♪ Love shack ♪ ♪ Love, baby, that's where it's at ♪ 1011 00:42:27,156 --> 00:42:30,806 ♪ Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby ♪ 1012 00:42:30,807 --> 00:42:32,428 (knocking) 1013 00:42:32,429 --> 00:42:34,013 Knock a little louder, Sugar! 1014 00:42:34,014 --> 00:42:37,271 WOMEN: ♪ Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby! ♪ 1015 00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:39,635 (stomping) 1016 00:42:39,636 --> 00:42:40,900 I can't hear you! 1017 00:42:40,901 --> 00:42:43,055 WOMEN: ♪ Bang, bang 1018 00:42:43,056 --> 00:42:44,779 On the door, baby. 1019 00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:48,074 ♪ Bang, bang 1020 00:42:48,075 --> 00:42:49,678 Your what?! 1021 00:42:49,950 --> 00:42:53,913 Tin... roof... rusted! 1022 00:42:53,914 --> 00:42:57,352 ♪ Love Shack, yeah ♪ Love shack, love shack ♪ 1023 00:42:57,353 --> 00:42:59,585 ♪ Love shack ♪ Love, baby 1024 00:42:59,586 --> 00:43:01,407 ♪ That's where it's at, yeah 1025 00:43:01,408 --> 00:43:03,172 ♪ Love, baby 1026 00:43:03,173 --> 00:43:04,966 ♪ Love shack ♪ That's where it's at ♪ 1027 00:43:04,967 --> 00:43:06,879 ♪ Huggin' and a kissin'... 1028 00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:14,344 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.Addic7ed.Com/