1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,590 *** why the New Direction 2 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:04,547 beat the *** at Sectionals 3 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:06,480 is because that pervy clown judge 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,816 was freaking high as a kite. 5 00:00:07,936 --> 00:00:10,831 And we did Michael Jackson. You guys didn't. 6 00:00:10,951 --> 00:00:13,404 That was weeks ago. Why are you still obssessing? 7 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:16,725 - One word, Curt. Michael. - Guys, fear not. 8 00:00:16,845 --> 00:00:19,727 The world tour *** to Michael Jackson 9 00:00:19,847 --> 00:00:21,986 is coming to Columbus in June. We should all go. 10 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:25,339 You don't get it. I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. 11 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:27,438 I want to be the spectacle. 12 00:00:27,558 --> 00:00:30,649 - Everything okay? - Look, we love being back in New Direction, but... 13 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:34,019 - We hate that we missed our chance this year to do Michael. - Yeah, I get it. 14 00:00:34,139 --> 00:00:35,824 And I've been thinking a lot about Regionals and... 15 00:00:35,944 --> 00:00:37,446 maybe we can do Michael again. 16 00:00:37,566 --> 00:00:40,247 I for one know exactly what song we should start Michael with. 17 00:03:00,527 --> 00:03:11,233 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 18 00:03:11,353 --> 00:03:14,571 Okay, it's been exactly 3 days to the minute since I proposed to you 19 00:03:14,691 --> 00:03:16,241 which is the amount of time you said you needed 20 00:03:16,361 --> 00:03:17,258 before you'd give me an answer. 21 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,464 Look, this isn't the kind of decision 22 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,582 you can make on a deadline. 23 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,250 Look, I understand, you said you needed 24 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,868 some time, but... not hearing a decision's 25 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,086 kind of bumming me out. 26 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,555 No. Look... 27 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,039 I love you, okay? 28 00:03:27,090 --> 00:03:29,842 And... I want to marry you someday, 29 00:03:29,893 --> 00:03:32,211 and... I, really, I'm open to anything. 30 00:03:32,262 --> 00:03:34,213 This is all just happening so fast, 31 00:03:34,264 --> 00:03:35,898 and I don't understand it. 32 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,351 I mean, I... I need you to help me understand. 33 00:03:38,402 --> 00:03:39,552 Okay, well, 34 00:03:39,603 --> 00:03:41,103 even if you don't get into NYADA, 35 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,655 you're still gonna go to New York. 36 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,723 Yes, and I want you to come with me. And I will, 37 00:03:44,775 --> 00:03:47,160 but... we're crazy if we think that it's gonna be easier 38 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,028 to be a couple there than it is here. 39 00:03:49,079 --> 00:03:50,563 My point is that 40 00:03:50,614 --> 00:03:52,582 those rings are-are... 41 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,500 will always be a reminder 42 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,452 of exactly how we feel right now. 43 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,671 They're gonna let us take a piece of our little world into the big city. 44 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,623 Look, that's really romantic, 45 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:03,793 but I have to be honest-- this all just sounds really crazy to me, okay? 46 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:07,597 I don't need to marry you to keep from straying-- you're the only guy for me. 47 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:12,802 Okay, I guess... my answer for now is... 48 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,804 No, no, don't... don't say anything. 49 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,106 You're right, we shouldn't make this kind of a decision on a deadline. 50 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:18,774 Just, uh... 51 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,092 take a couple more days, okay? 52 00:04:26,817 --> 00:04:29,452 (piano playing "I Just Can't Stop Loving You") 53 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:30,953 (bell rings) 54 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,206 Okay, favorite Michael Jackson memory. Go. 55 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,125 When I was one, my mom showed me the VHS tape of his Motown special, 56 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:38,160 and when he did the moonwalk across the stage 57 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,297 for the first time in history, I uttered my first words: 58 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:44,217 "Hot damn." I owe the King of Pop a deep debt of gratitude. 59 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,785 He was the first one to pull off the sequined military jacket, 60 00:04:46,837 --> 00:04:49,088 long before one Kurt Hummel made it iconic. 61 00:04:49,139 --> 00:04:51,724 I have to be honest-- I never really got him. 62 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,309 And we are no longer on speaking terms. 63 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,960 No, I think he's an amazing performer, but I've 64 00:04:55,012 --> 00:04:56,629 never really just got what he was about. 65 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,631 Rachel, he was best friends with Liza Minnelli and Liz Taylor. 66 00:04:58,682 --> 00:05:01,234 No, all I'm saying is that I-I just... I haven't connected 67 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,568 with him the way that I have with the likes of Barbra 68 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,569 or either of the Stephens. 69 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,571 Sondheim. Schwartz. 70 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,906 I'd throw this mocha in your face, 71 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,474 but it's not nearly scalding enough. 72 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:11,143 Okay, but just, since you guys are so jazzed about him, 73 00:05:11,194 --> 00:05:12,411 I think it's a good idea. 74 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,248 Well, that might not be the best idea. 75 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,333 Hey, Blaine. Hello, everyone else. 76 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,502 Does he live here or something? Seriously, you are always here. 77 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:20,920 Why don't you think that's a good idea? 78 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,538 Because we're doing MJ for Regionals. 79 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:23,822 You see, Warblers drew first position, 80 00:05:23,874 --> 00:05:25,625 so as soon as I heard what 81 00:05:25,676 --> 00:05:27,660 your plan was, I changed our set list accordingly. 82 00:05:27,711 --> 00:05:29,345 I'm sorry, how... how did you hear? 83 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:30,996 Uh, Blaine told me this morning. 84 00:05:31,048 --> 00:05:33,432 I just called for a tip on how to get 85 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,051 red wine out of my blazer piping, and he 86 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,169 would not stop going on about it. 87 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:38,721 I may have mentioned it. 88 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,389 How often do you talk? Oh, my God, hey, Kurt. 89 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:41,557 I didn't recognize you. 90 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:42,858 You are wearing boy clothes for once. 91 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,009 All right, twink, 92 00:05:44,061 --> 00:05:45,861 I think it's time that I show you 93 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,229 a little Lima Heights hospitality. 94 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:49,515 Unless you want to join your relatives in prison, 95 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,367 that's probably not the best idea. 96 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:54,370 You see, my dad is sort of what you'd call a state's attorney. 97 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,405 But if you had a piñata you wanted delivered, 98 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,741 I bet he could make sure that got to them. 99 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,359 All right, so here's what you guys should know. 100 00:06:00,410 --> 00:06:02,027 I am captain of the Warblers now, 101 00:06:02,079 --> 00:06:03,479 and I'm tired of playing nice. 102 00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:07,383 There has to be some kind 103 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,502 of show choir competition committee we can complain to. 104 00:06:09,553 --> 00:06:12,088 I know it sucks, guys, but it's not the end of the world. 105 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:14,473 Heck, you had your set list stolen the day of the competition 106 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,143 at Sectionals, and you pulled that one off, right? 107 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,145 Well, they can have our Journey and our Dreamgirls, 108 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,214 but pilfering my Michael, mm-mm, that's another level, not okay. 109 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:25,318 I'm not exactly comfortable having this conversation with Blaine in the room. 110 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,386 Clearly, once a Warbler, always a Warbler. 111 00:06:27,437 --> 00:06:29,989 Uh, wh-what? Dude, you told them what we were gonna do. 112 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,774 You're like a modern-day Eggs Benedict. He's on notice 113 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,025 as far as I'm concerned. 114 00:06:33,076 --> 00:06:35,328 FINN: We should all be on notice. I mean, 115 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,445 next to Vocal Adrenaline, the Warblers 116 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,997 are the best Glee Club in the state, 117 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,282 and for a lot of us, this is our last shot at a championship, 118 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:41,867 so we should stop complaining 119 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:44,203 about the Warblers and figure out how to beat them. 120 00:06:44,254 --> 00:06:45,504 I couldn't have said it better myself, Finn. 121 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,289 I'm less worried about our set list right now 122 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:49,425 and more interested in getting us in the right mindset 123 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:50,843 to crush those guys. 124 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,262 Which is why our lesson for the week is... 125 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:59,719 What Would Michael Jackson Do? 126 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:01,137 He'd fight back. 127 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,356 He'd say Regionals is ours, MJ is ours, 128 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,775 and if they want it, they can pry it 129 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:08,093 from o sequin-gloved hand. Mm-hmm. Straight up. 130 00:07:08,145 --> 00:07:10,780 In 1983, MTV said they wouldn't air his "Billie Jean" video. 131 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,398 What'd he do? He fought back. 132 00:07:12,449 --> 00:07:14,316 They aired it, and the Thriller album 133 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,152 sold an additional ten million copies. 134 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,604 That's right. I know what Michael would do. 135 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:21,407 I think he would take it to the streets. 136 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,459 (intro to "Billie Jean" plays) 137 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,049 Well... we're here. 138 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,300 We got something to settle. 139 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:33,252 Both of us want to use MJ, 140 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:34,754 but only one can. We're having 141 00:07:34,805 --> 00:07:35,988 a Jackson-off, Nick at Nite. 142 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,339 Winner gets the King of Pop for Regionals. 143 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,642 What, us against... the two of you? 144 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:40,893 You really think you're that bad? 145 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,061 Is that what they teach you 146 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,396 at that little public school of yours? 147 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,897 It's time to see who's bad. 148 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:45,631 (snaps fingers) 149 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,736 ("Billie Jean" fades into intro to "Bad") 150 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,471 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 151 00:07:52,522 --> 00:07:54,857 ♪ Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow ♪ 152 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,492 ♪ Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow ♪ 153 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,778 ♪ Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow ♪ 154 00:07:58,829 --> 00:08:00,329 ♪ Dow, dow, dow... ♪ 155 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:02,198 ♪ Your butt is mine 156 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,149 ♪ Gonna take you right 157 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:06,535 ♪ Just show your face 158 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,038 ♪ In broad daylight 159 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,673 ♪ I'm telling you 160 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:13,042 ♪ On how I feel 161 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,827 ♪ Gonna hurt your mind 162 00:08:14,878 --> 00:08:16,545 ♪ Don't shoot to kill 163 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,797 ♪ Come on 164 00:08:17,848 --> 00:08:20,165 ♪ Come on, lay it on me 165 00:08:20,217 --> 00:08:21,550 ♪ All right 166 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,853 ♪ Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow ♪ 167 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,855 ♪ Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow ♪ 168 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,673 ♪ Your lyin' eyes 169 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,525 ♪ Gonna take you right 170 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,977 ♪ So listen up 171 00:08:32,028 --> 00:08:34,113 ♪ Don't make a fight 172 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,065 ♪ Your talk is cheap 173 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,350 ♪ You're not a man 174 00:08:38,401 --> 00:08:40,152 ♪ You're throwing stones 175 00:08:40,203 --> 00:08:42,571 ♪ To hide your hands 176 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,540 ♪ Well, they say the sky's the limit ♪ 177 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,792 ♪ And to me that's really true 178 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,911 ♪ But, my friends, you have seen nothing ♪ 179 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:52,030 ♪ Just wait till I get through, because I'm bad ♪ 180 00:08:52,082 --> 00:08:53,415 ♪ Bad, bad ♪ ♪ I'm bad 181 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,334 ♪ Really, really bad ♪ ♪ Come on 182 00:08:55,385 --> 00:08:57,703 ♪ You know I'm bad, I'm bad ♪ Bad, bad ♪ 183 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,171 ♪ Really, really bad ♪ ♪ You know it 184 00:08:59,222 --> 00:09:01,924 ♪ You know I'm bad ♪ Bad, bad ♪ 185 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,709 ♪ Really, really bad ♪ ♪ Come on, you know 186 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,095 ♪ And the whole world has to answer right now ♪ 187 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,930 ♪ Just to tell you once again, who's bad! ♪ 188 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,399 ♪ Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow ♪ 189 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:11,767 ♪ Dow, dow, dow ♪ 190 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,069 ♪ Dow-dow, dow, dow, dow... ♪ 191 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,939 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪ 192 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,407 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh ♪ 193 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:20,559 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 194 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:23,028 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 195 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:25,948 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 196 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:28,083 ♪ Oh... ♪ 197 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,702 ♪ Oh... ♪ 198 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,040 ♪ Yeah! ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm bad, I'm bad 199 00:09:35,091 --> 00:09:37,293 ♪ Bad, really, really bad ♪ ♪ Come on 200 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,628 ♪ You know I'm bad, I'm bad ♪ Bad, bad ♪ 201 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,430 ♪ Really, really bad ♪ ♪ You know it, you know 202 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:43,248 ♪ And the whole world has to answer right now ♪ 203 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,250 ♪ Just to tell you once again ♪ 204 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:48,187 ♪ You know I'm bad, I'm bad ♪ Bad, bad ♪ 205 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,638 ♪ You know it ♪ Really, really bad ♪ 206 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,974 ♪ And the whole world has to answer right now ♪ 207 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:55,027 ♪ Just to tell you once again, who's bad! ♪ 208 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,562 (song stops) (gasping, shouting) 209 00:09:56,613 --> 00:09:59,198 (Blaine yelling) Oh, my God! 210 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,266 (Blaine yelling, groaning) 211 00:10:09,798 --> 00:10:11,916 (bell rings) 212 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:14,724 How is he? Is he okay? 213 00:10:14,844 --> 00:10:17,010 Uh, it's his right eye. 214 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,869 Uh, the doctor says that his cornea is deeply scratched 215 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:23,239 and he has to have surgery. 216 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,152 In all my years as a teacher and a student, 217 00:10:25,272 --> 00:10:26,942 I have never known a slushee 218 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,577 to do that kind of damage. 219 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,746 That's 'cause it wasn't a normal slushee, Mr. Shue. 220 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,249 There was... stuff in it, rocks or something. 221 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,117 He wanted to do that damage. 222 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,670 Well, unless you have proof that he tampered with the slushee 223 00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:39,454 the police aren't interested in getting involved. 224 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,889 Sebastian is evil. 225 00:10:40,957 --> 00:10:42,925 He needs to be expelled. 226 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,227 Look, Figgins and I spoke to Dalton's headmaster. 227 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:46,729 They're opening up an investigation. 228 00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:48,147 So, guys, I'm telling you, 229 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,132 please let the system handle this one. 230 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,736 No. Dalton's old-school, Mr. Shue-- they're not gonna turn their backs 231 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,637 on one of their own-- we need payback. An eye for an eye. 232 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,973 No. I have a zero-tolerance policy for violence, 233 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,141 of any kind. 234 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,843 That's not how we do things. 235 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,811 No, we sing, and that's all we ever do. 236 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,479 Do you want to get disqualified from Regionals? 237 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,665 I don't give a damn about Regionals. 238 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,317 What do you expect from us? We're people. 239 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,918 I know the rest of the world 240 00:11:09,986 --> 00:11:11,954 may not see us like that, but when they tease us 241 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,005 and throw stuff at us 242 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,290 and toss us in Dumpsters 243 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,591 and tell us that we're nothing but losers 244 00:11:15,658 --> 00:11:17,543 with stupid dreams, it freaking hurts. 245 00:11:17,627 --> 00:11:19,511 And we're supposed to turn the other cheek 246 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,163 and be the bigger man by telling ourselves 247 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,998 that those dreams and how hard we work 248 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,266 make us better than them, 249 00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:25,567 but it gets pretty damn hard to feel 250 00:11:25,635 --> 00:11:27,002 that way when they always get to win. 251 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,771 I get how upsetting this is for you. 252 00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:30,189 No, you don't, 253 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,007 and don't give me any of that "it gets better" crap 254 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,525 because I'm not interested in it getting any better. 255 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,527 I want it to be better, like, right now. 256 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,147 I want to hurt them the way they hurt us. 257 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,615 No, worse. 258 00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:41,116 I want them to feel my pain 259 00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:44,186 because frankly that's all I have left to give. 260 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,855 Artie, take a break. 261 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,707 We'll be here when you get back. 262 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:49,875 ("Scream" begins) 263 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,377 Who's with me? 264 00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:58,083 (screams) 265 00:11:58,168 --> 00:11:59,618 ♪ Hee 266 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,553 (siren wailing) 267 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,188 ♪ Hee 268 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,931 ♪ I'm tired of injustice 269 00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:15,401 ♪ I'm tired of the schemes 270 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,686 ♪ It's kind of disgusting 271 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,222 ♪ So what does it mean, Daddy? 272 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:24,360 ♪ You're kickin' me down, I got to get up ♪ 273 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,664 ♪ As jacked as it sounds, the whole system sucks, Daddy ♪ 274 00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:31,450 ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪ 275 00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:33,402 ♪ I peek in the shadow ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪ 276 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,821 ♪ I come into the light ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪ 277 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,873 ♪ But you tell me I'm wrong ♪ Hee-hee ♪ 278 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,159 ♪ Then you better prove you're right ♪ 279 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:44,179 ♪ You're sellin' out souls, but... I care about mine ♪ 280 00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:48,917 ♪ I've got to get stronger and I won't give up the fight ♪ 281 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:52,054 ♪ With such confusion don't it make you wanna scream? ♪ 282 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,472 ♪ Make you wanna scream ♪ 283 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:57,726 ♪ Your bash abusin' victimizin' with the scheme ♪ 284 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,929 ♪ You try to cope with every lie they scrutinize ♪ 285 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,765 ♪ Somebody please have mercy 286 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,518 ♪ 'Cause I just can't take it 287 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:10,622 ♪ Stop pressurin' me, just stop pressurin' me ♪ 288 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,041 ♪ Just stop pressurin' me 289 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,944 ♪ Make me wanna scream 290 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,698 ♪ Just stop pressurin' me, just stop pressurin' me ♪ 291 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,633 ♪ Just stop pressurin' me 292 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,802 ♪ You make me wanna scream 293 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,557 (overlapping voices) 294 00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:32,144 ♪ Oh, my God, can't believe what I saw as I turned on the TV ♪ 295 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,445 ♪ This evening 296 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,464 ♪ I was disgusted by all the injustice ♪ 297 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,949 (echoing): ♪ All the injustice (Artie screams) 298 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,172 ♪ Yeah, yeah 299 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,108 ♪ Baby ♪ Whoo 300 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,444 (Artie screams) ♪ Stop pressurin' me 301 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,712 ♪ Stop your pressure ♪ ♪ Just stop pressurin' me 302 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:53,532 ♪ Stop your pressure ♪ ♪ Just stop pressurin' me ♪ 303 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,951 ♪ You know you really make me wanna ♪ ♪ You make me wanna scream ♪ 304 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,420 ♪ Just stop pressurin' me ♪ Hee-hee ♪ 305 00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:00,822 ♪ Just stop pressurin' me ♪ Stop your pressure ♪ 306 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,541 ♪ Yeah, yeah 307 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,543 ♪ You make me wanna scream ♪ Baby ♪ 308 00:14:04,627 --> 00:14:07,396 ♪ Stop pressurin' me ♪ Got to do it ♪ 309 00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:08,997 ♪ Just stop pressurin' me ♪ Stop your pressure ♪ 310 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,266 ♪ Just stop pressurin' me 311 00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,502 ♪ You make me wanna scream. 312 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,755 Artie? Artie. 313 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,141 I think I better roll away. 314 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,567 (school bell ringing) 315 00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:30,235 Hey. 316 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,737 Look, I need your advice, 317 00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:35,290 all right, about, about an adult problem. 318 00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:36,658 Holy crap, are you pregnant? No. 319 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,693 Look, I'm, I'm coming to you as a friend 320 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:39,995 and, oddly, because I also think 321 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,380 that you're the only person that'll give me 322 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,298 just a, a straightforward 323 00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:44,666 and a thoughtful answer about this. 324 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,884 You're right, I'm sorry. 325 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,136 Yes, I can keep a secret. 326 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:52,307 Okay... well, um... 327 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:55,761 Finn asked me to marry him. 328 00:14:55,845 --> 00:14:57,879 (gasps) 329 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,314 What did you say? 330 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,650 I said I-I needed to think about it. 331 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,820 Well, you can't. 332 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:05,904 Why? 333 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,322 I mean, plenty of people 334 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,241 get married at our age, and, I mean, I know that 335 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,776 he and I haven't lived together or anything, 336 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:15,080 but, you know, I love him and he's the one, I know it. 337 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,901 What's this? 338 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,503 My ticket out of here. 339 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:23,422 I got into Yale, early admissions. 340 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,542 Turns out my essay about overcoming adversity 341 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,877 while maintaining a straight-A average 342 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,245 during a teen pregnancy really turned on 343 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,763 the admissions boards. 344 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,966 Quinn, that's amazing. 345 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:36,418 That's so great. 346 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,936 That's great. 347 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,688 I'm sure you'll get your NYADA one soon. 348 00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:41,139 Oh, yeah, I mean, New York mail 349 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,725 is notoriously slow, so it's... 350 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,894 My point being is that 351 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,281 I've dated Finn, Puck, Sam. 352 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,732 Even thought I loved some of them, 353 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,484 but by the time 354 00:15:52,569 --> 00:15:56,771 the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won't know why. 355 00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:00,459 So are, are you saying that Finn and I should break up? 356 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,378 I'm all for making the most of the next few months, 357 00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:04,580 but I'd hate the idea 358 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,615 o-of dragging an anchor from my past 359 00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:08,584 into the bright lights of my future. 360 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,504 Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. 361 00:16:12,589 --> 00:16:14,089 As hard as it may be, 362 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,892 if you want everything that you've ever dreamed of, 363 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,461 you're going to have to break up with him. 364 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,179 That's an awful thing to say. Look, 365 00:16:21,264 --> 00:16:23,015 you wanted straight and thoughtful. 366 00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:24,516 I guess at one point 367 00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:26,268 it made sense to love somebody for your whole life, 368 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,486 but it doesn't anymore. 369 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,638 Women are finding themselves in their 30s now. 370 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,640 Every magazine says it. We hardly know 371 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,742 what we're going to want in 15 years. 372 00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:35,494 I mean, Finn and I-- we can grow together. 373 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:40,315 Look, Rachel... you and Finn are a lovely couple. 374 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,419 But if you really want to be happy, 375 00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:47,122 you're going to have to say good-bye. 376 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,990 ("Never Can Say Good-bye" playing) 377 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,295 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 378 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,717 ♪ Never can say good-bye 379 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:01,103 ♪ Say good-bye ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, now 380 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:04,773 ♪ Never can say good-bye ♪ Say good-bye ♪ 381 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,443 ♪ Even though the pain and heartache ♪ 382 00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:10,946 ♪ Seems to follow me wherever I go ♪ 383 00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:14,516 ♪ Though I try and try to hide my feelings ♪ 384 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,851 ♪ They always seem to show 385 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,655 ♪ Then you try to say you're leaving me ♪ 386 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,407 ♪ And I always have to say no 387 00:17:22,492 --> 00:17:24,076 ♪ Tell me why 388 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,360 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 389 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,461 ♪ Is it so? 390 00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:27,379 ♪ Is it so? ♪ 391 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,482 ♪ Don't wanna let you go 392 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,334 ♪ I never can say good-bye, boy ♪ 393 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,169 ♪ Never can say good-bye, boy ♪ 394 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,588 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ Don't wanna let you go, boy ♪ 395 00:17:36,673 --> 00:17:39,508 ♪ I never can say good-bye ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 396 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,059 ♪ No, no, no ♪ ♪ Ooh 397 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,562 ♪ Oh, I never can say good-bye, boy ♪ 398 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,480 ♪ Never can say good-bye, boy ♪ 399 00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:48,016 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ Don't wanna let you go, boy ♪ 400 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,236 ♪ I never can say good-bye ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 401 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,554 ♪ No, no, no ♪ ♪ Ooh 402 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,724 ♪ Never can say good-bye 403 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,025 ♪ Say good-bye, boy ♪ 404 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,661 ♪ I keep thinkin' that our problems ♪ 405 00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:02,564 ♪ Soon are all gonna work out 406 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,400 ♪ But there's that same unhappy feeling ♪ 407 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,704 ♪ And there's that anguish, there's that doubt ♪ 408 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,706 ♪ It's the same old dizzy hang-up ♪ 409 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,875 ♪ Can't do with you or without 410 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,544 ♪ Tell me why 411 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,412 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 412 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,297 ♪ Is it so? ♪ Is it so? ♪ 413 00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:21,800 ♪ Don't wanna let you go 414 00:18:21,884 --> 00:18:23,769 ♪ I never can say good-bye, boy ♪ 415 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,272 ♪ Never can say good-bye, boy ♪ ♪ Ooh, baby 416 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,776 ♪ I never can say good-bye ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 417 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,310 ♪ No, no, no ♪ ♪ Ooh 418 00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:35,197 ♪ Oh, I never can say good-bye, boy ♪ 419 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:36,782 ♪ Never can say good-bye, boy ♪ 420 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,067 ♪ Ooh, baby 421 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,103 ♪ I never can say good-bye ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 422 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,605 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 423 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,107 ♪ Never, never, never, never, never, never, never ♪ 424 00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:50,962 ♪ I never can say good-bye, boy ♪ 425 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,448 ♪ I got to have ya 426 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,301 ♪ I never can say good-bye to you ♪ 427 00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:01,973 ♪ Oh... yeah, yeah, yeah 428 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,426 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. 429 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,460 (applause and cheering) 430 00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:09,264 Wow, Quinn, that was incredible. 431 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,100 Even more incredible is her big news. 432 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,235 Tell them. 433 00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:16,488 I got into Yale. 434 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,639 (laughs) 435 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,824 Yale. 436 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,108 Whoo! 437 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,330 It's just-- it-it's amazing. 438 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,481 After everything you've been through, 439 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,532 you really deserve this, Quinn. 440 00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:28,950 MERCEDES: We are so proud 441 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,035 of you, Quinn. 442 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:33,154 I want to thank you guys... 443 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,340 because without each and every one of you, 444 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,875 this would have never happened. 445 00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,294 You supported me and loved me 446 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:43,164 through all the drama, and that's why I'm standing here. 447 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,684 I wasted so much time hating myself 448 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,135 for the stupid mistakes that I made, 449 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,939 but the truth is, is that 450 00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:53,141 without all of those, 451 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,477 I never would have dreamed this to be my future. 452 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,181 I was the only one standing in the way of myself. 453 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,120 You can't change your past... 454 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:09,624 but you can let go and start your future. 455 00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,626 Yale, yeah. 456 00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:13,528 (excited chatter) 457 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,632 Yale! Oh, my God! 458 00:20:22,479 --> 00:20:23,312 (school bell ringing) 459 00:20:29,468 --> 00:20:31,970 Hey, what are you doing? 460 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,138 Trying to keep the flames 461 00:20:33,189 --> 00:20:34,939 from shooting out of the side of my face. 462 00:20:35,007 --> 00:20:36,638 Well, that outfit isn't helping. 463 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,227 I agree with Artie. 464 00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:41,382 I'm tired of being stepped on all the time. 465 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,002 I take a lot of crap from a lot of people, but I refuse 466 00:20:44,086 --> 00:20:46,587 to take it from Sebastian the Criminal Chipmunk, 467 00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:48,756 so I've been sitting here for the last hour, 468 00:20:48,807 --> 00:20:50,675 making a list of ways to get back at him. 469 00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:53,177 Well, today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snixx 470 00:20:53,262 --> 00:20:55,129 just arrived on the Bitchtown Express. 471 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:57,181 Now, my suggestion is that we drag him 472 00:20:57,266 --> 00:20:58,650 bound and gagged to a tattoo parlor 473 00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:01,853 for a tramp stamp that reads "Tips Appreciated" or 474 00:21:01,937 --> 00:21:04,022 "Congratulations, You're My 1,000th Customer!" 475 00:21:04,106 --> 00:21:07,542 After what he did to Blaine, I really wanted 476 00:21:07,609 --> 00:21:10,028 to hurt him. 477 00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:11,446 But I can't. 478 00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:13,364 I've fought against violence at this school for too long. 479 00:21:13,449 --> 00:21:16,150 I, I have to take the high road. 480 00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:17,168 You know what, Prancy Smurf? 481 00:21:17,252 --> 00:21:18,652 I respect that. 482 00:21:18,704 --> 00:21:20,538 You're probably right. I want to go to a college 483 00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:22,656 that isn't a FEMA trailer in a prison yard, 484 00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:24,342 so let's take the high road. 485 00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:26,928 We're not going to beat Sebastian by playing dirty... 486 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,347 but we are going to beat him. 487 00:21:29,431 --> 00:21:31,883 (school bell ringing) 488 00:21:36,805 --> 00:21:38,940 You know why I like this week's assignment so much? 489 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,559 Hands down, without a doubt, one of my favorite singers 490 00:21:41,643 --> 00:21:42,643 of all time is Michael Jackson. 491 00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:43,811 Listen, if I have to hawk 492 00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,346 my weave on eBay, I'm going to see 493 00:21:45,397 --> 00:21:46,514 the Immortal tour when it comes to Ohio. 494 00:21:46,565 --> 00:21:48,349 Speaking of immortal... 495 00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:52,120 Since we're gonna be seeing your name up in lights 496 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,705 for the rest of our lives, I thought 497 00:21:53,789 --> 00:21:55,039 we might as well start today. 498 00:21:55,124 --> 00:21:56,624 Sam Evans, 499 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,292 you are crazy. 500 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,194 Crazy about you. 501 00:22:00,245 --> 00:22:03,864 You know, we've never sang a duet together. 502 00:22:03,916 --> 00:22:05,500 I thought we could do "Human Nature." 503 00:22:06,668 --> 00:22:07,552 Would you sing with me? 504 00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:09,721 After that you can 505 00:22:09,805 --> 00:22:11,055 go back to Shane; I won't stop you. 506 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:14,008 Sam, I can't. 507 00:22:14,059 --> 00:22:14,892 Let's... 508 00:22:14,977 --> 00:22:16,144 Let's talk later. 509 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:19,981 ("Human Nature" begins) 510 00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:29,824 ♪ Looking out 511 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,443 ♪ Across the nighttime 512 00:22:32,528 --> 00:22:36,697 ♪ The city winks a sleepless eye ♪ 513 00:22:36,749 --> 00:22:39,367 ♪ Hear his voice 514 00:22:39,418 --> 00:22:42,903 ♪ Shake my window 515 00:22:42,955 --> 00:22:48,009 ♪ Sweet seducing sighs 516 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,077 ♪ Get me out 517 00:22:50,129 --> 00:22:53,080 ♪ Into the nighttime 518 00:22:53,132 --> 00:22:55,916 ♪ Four walls won't hold me tonight ♪ 519 00:22:58,020 --> 00:23:00,555 ♪ If this town 520 00:23:00,606 --> 00:23:03,274 ♪ Is just an apple 521 00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:07,061 ♪ Then let me take a bite 522 00:23:07,112 --> 00:23:09,981 ♪ If they say why, why? 523 00:23:10,065 --> 00:23:13,451 ♪ Tell 'em that it's human nature ♪ 524 00:23:13,535 --> 00:23:15,269 ♪ Why, why 525 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,271 ♪ Does he do me that way? 526 00:23:17,322 --> 00:23:18,939 ♪ If they say 527 00:23:18,991 --> 00:23:20,941 ♪ Why, why? 528 00:23:20,993 --> 00:23:23,628 ♪ Just tell 'em that it's human nature ♪ 529 00:23:23,712 --> 00:23:25,746 ♪ Why, why? 530 00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:28,782 ♪ Does he do me that way 531 00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,585 ♪ Reaching out 532 00:23:30,636 --> 00:23:34,455 ♪ To touch a stranger 533 00:23:34,506 --> 00:23:37,625 ♪ Electric eyes are everywhere 534 00:23:37,676 --> 00:23:39,477 ♪ Ooh 535 00:23:39,561 --> 00:23:41,979 ♪ See that girl 536 00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:44,215 ♪ She knows I'm watching 537 00:23:44,283 --> 00:23:48,436 ♪ She likes the way I stare 538 00:23:48,504 --> 00:23:50,238 ♪ If they say ♪ Why? 539 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:52,240 ♪ Why, why, why, why? ♪ Why? 540 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:54,325 ♪ Tell 'em that it's human nature ♪ 541 00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:56,744 ♪ Why, oh, why 542 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,946 ♪ Does he do me that way? 543 00:23:58,997 --> 00:24:00,748 ♪ If they say ♪ Why? 544 00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,333 ♪ Why, do-be-doop, why? ♪ Why? 545 00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:05,253 ♪ Tell 'em that it's human nature ♪ 546 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,320 ♪ Why, why 547 00:24:06,371 --> 00:24:09,290 ♪ Does he do me that way? 548 00:24:09,341 --> 00:24:11,676 ♪ I like livin' this way 549 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,462 ♪ I like lovin' this way 550 00:24:15,764 --> 00:24:18,933 ♪ Oh, why, oh, why? 551 00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:25,523 ♪ Oh, why, oh, why? 552 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,892 ♪ Why, why? 553 00:24:27,976 --> 00:24:33,114 ♪ Tell 'em that it's human nature ♪ 554 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:36,951 ♪ Why? 555 00:24:42,991 --> 00:24:44,492 (school bell ringing) 556 00:24:46,545 --> 00:24:47,411 So... Will? 557 00:24:49,298 --> 00:24:50,164 (whispering) 558 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:53,751 Kurt? 559 00:24:53,835 --> 00:24:55,720 Your dad wants to talk to you. 560 00:24:55,804 --> 00:24:57,004 What's wrong? Is Blaine okay? 561 00:24:57,055 --> 00:24:58,038 He's fine. 562 00:24:58,090 --> 00:25:01,208 The mail came. 563 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,710 NYADA. 564 00:25:02,778 --> 00:25:05,212 (school bell ringing) Dude, come on. 565 00:25:05,264 --> 00:25:07,064 This is like the fifth room we've been to. 566 00:25:07,149 --> 00:25:09,200 What's wrong with the library or the lunchroom? 567 00:25:09,268 --> 00:25:10,401 None of those felt right. 568 00:25:10,485 --> 00:25:12,219 This is it, Dad. 569 00:25:12,271 --> 00:25:14,438 This is one of those crossroad moments in life. 570 00:25:14,523 --> 00:25:16,107 I mean, whatever's in this envelope is going to determine 571 00:25:16,191 --> 00:25:17,825 whether I go right or left. 572 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,060 I'm here, no matter what it says. 573 00:25:20,112 --> 00:25:21,946 Okay? 574 00:25:29,087 --> 00:25:30,705 (whispering) "Dear Mr. Hummel..." 575 00:25:33,008 --> 00:25:34,842 (sighs) 576 00:25:36,762 --> 00:25:38,679 What? What? 577 00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,932 I'm a finalist. 578 00:25:41,016 --> 00:25:42,883 (laughs) 579 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,804 Oh, Dad, Dad, your heart. 580 00:25:46,888 --> 00:25:48,589 Oh, screw my heart! You did it! 581 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,107 You did it, Kurt! 582 00:25:50,192 --> 00:25:51,475 Oh, man, oh! 583 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,861 Who's gonna tell Blaine? You got to let me do it. 584 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:54,895 Dad, are you crying? 585 00:25:54,947 --> 00:25:56,113 You beat them all. 586 00:25:56,198 --> 00:25:58,449 They threw everything at you. 587 00:25:58,533 --> 00:26:00,234 They tried to beat you down. 588 00:26:00,285 --> 00:26:02,286 But you know what? You're unstoppable, Kurt. 589 00:26:02,371 --> 00:26:04,372 I am so proud to be your dad. 590 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,959 They can never take this away from you. 591 00:26:08,043 --> 00:26:11,212 Right now, in this moment, 592 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:14,298 on this day, you won. 593 00:26:14,383 --> 00:26:16,250 (laughs) 594 00:26:17,669 --> 00:26:19,503 Oh, way to go, dude. 595 00:26:19,588 --> 00:26:20,888 (school bell rings) 596 00:26:24,343 --> 00:26:25,776 KURT: Rachel! Rachel! 597 00:26:25,844 --> 00:26:27,311 I got it; I got my NYADA letter. 598 00:26:27,396 --> 00:26:28,813 I got in the finals. You did? 599 00:26:28,897 --> 00:26:31,232 I'm a finalist. You did? That's so great. 600 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,584 Wh-What did yours say? 601 00:26:33,652 --> 00:26:35,486 I didn't get one. 602 00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:38,856 Oh, that doesn't mean anything. 603 00:26:38,924 --> 00:26:41,459 That just means they haven't sent it yet. 604 00:26:41,526 --> 00:26:43,294 I didn't even make it to the finals. 605 00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:47,531 (voice breaking): I knew it, I... 606 00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:52,069 (sighs) I had this weird feeling in my stomach all week long. 607 00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:54,455 Rachel, don't be stupid. 608 00:26:54,506 --> 00:26:55,322 "Stupid"? 609 00:26:57,376 --> 00:26:59,326 Stupid is watching all of your friends 610 00:26:59,378 --> 00:27:01,045 make plans for their future 611 00:27:01,129 --> 00:27:03,997 and realizing that you have none at all. 612 00:27:04,049 --> 00:27:06,150 No plans, no college, 613 00:27:06,218 --> 00:27:08,436 nowhere to go. 614 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:11,972 All I have here is my boyfriend, and... 615 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:15,342 And I have no idea what I'm doing. 616 00:27:16,812 --> 00:27:18,446 (sighs) 617 00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:19,730 Come here. 618 00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:21,532 (sobs) 619 00:27:21,616 --> 00:27:24,452 It's all right. 620 00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:26,287 (school bell ringing) 621 00:27:28,138 --> 00:27:30,708 "Miss Jolier, a dramatic directorial debut," 622 00:27:30,828 --> 00:27:33,729 "she expects her second feature to have far more honey than blood." 623 00:27:34,358 --> 00:27:35,858 BLAINE: Hey. 624 00:27:35,943 --> 00:27:36,880 Hey, guys. 625 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,530 We brought you, um, chicken noodle soup. 626 00:27:38,605 --> 00:27:41,089 I know it's not used to typically help eye injuries, 627 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:42,224 but we figured it 628 00:27:42,275 --> 00:27:43,725 couldn't hurt. And I brought you 629 00:27:43,776 --> 00:27:46,812 a couple of eye-patch-featuring flicks from my collection. 630 00:27:46,896 --> 00:27:50,449 I got, uh, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, 631 00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:52,934 Valkyrie, and Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. 632 00:27:52,986 --> 00:27:54,036 Aw, thank you guys. 633 00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:56,104 It's so amazing; It really means 634 00:27:56,155 --> 00:27:58,206 a lot to me that you'd come by to check up on me. 635 00:27:58,274 --> 00:27:59,241 However, 636 00:27:59,292 --> 00:28:00,959 I cannot let a single moment pass 637 00:28:01,044 --> 00:28:03,495 without first... 638 00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:06,131 raising a zero-calorie toast 639 00:28:06,215 --> 00:28:07,799 (can pops) to one Mr. Kurt Hummel, aka... 640 00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:08,667 NYADA finalist. 641 00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:10,586 Yay. 642 00:28:12,088 --> 00:28:13,355 Cheers. 643 00:28:14,657 --> 00:28:16,425 So, Blaine, uh, when's the surgery? 644 00:28:16,492 --> 00:28:18,994 (sighs) This week. 645 00:28:19,062 --> 00:28:21,229 Honestly, I'm terrified. 646 00:28:21,297 --> 00:28:22,631 Don't sweat it, dude. 647 00:28:22,699 --> 00:28:23,999 You'll heal up good as new. 648 00:28:24,067 --> 00:28:26,568 Yeah, and there are tons of legendary performers 649 00:28:26,636 --> 00:28:29,504 who've only had one eye: Sammy Davis, Jr., Columbo. 650 00:28:29,572 --> 00:28:32,174 And Stevie Wonder, he did pretty good with no eyes at all. 651 00:28:32,241 --> 00:28:34,643 You guys, I'm really upset that I'm missing Michael Week. 652 00:28:34,711 --> 00:28:37,012 It just totally sucks. 653 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,879 Well, that's why 654 00:28:37,947 --> 00:28:39,181 we figured we'd bring 655 00:28:39,248 --> 00:28:40,983 a little bit of Michael to you. Yup. 656 00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:42,184 Okay. 657 00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:44,653 (pitch pipe hums) 658 00:28:44,721 --> 00:28:46,588 (intro to "Ben" plays) 659 00:28:50,927 --> 00:28:53,862 ♪ Ben, the two of us 660 00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:58,000 ♪ Need look no more 661 00:28:58,067 --> 00:29:04,940 ♪ We both found what we were looking for ♪ 662 00:29:05,008 --> 00:29:10,045 ♪ With a friend to call my own ♪ 663 00:29:10,113 --> 00:29:13,448 ♪ I'll never be alone 664 00:29:13,516 --> 00:29:16,852 ♪ And you, my friend will see 665 00:29:16,919 --> 00:29:21,356 ♪ You've got a friend in me 666 00:29:21,424 --> 00:29:23,692 ♪ You've got a friend in me ♪ 667 00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:31,299 ♪ Ben, you're always running here and there ♪ 668 00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:33,001 ♪ Here and there ♪ 669 00:29:33,069 --> 00:29:38,874 ♪ You feel you're not wanted anywhere ♪ 670 00:29:38,941 --> 00:29:40,575 ♪ Anywhere ♪ 671 00:29:40,643 --> 00:29:42,210 ♪ If you ever 672 00:29:42,278 --> 00:29:46,648 ♪ Look behind and don't like 673 00:29:46,716 --> 00:29:48,984 ♪ What you find 674 00:29:49,052 --> 00:29:51,787 ♪ There's something you should know ♪ 675 00:29:51,854 --> 00:29:56,058 ♪ You've got a place to go 676 00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:59,828 ♪ You've got a place to go ♪ 677 00:30:01,597 --> 00:30:06,201 ♪ Ben, most people would turn you away ♪ 678 00:30:06,269 --> 00:30:08,603 ♪ Turn you away ♪ 679 00:30:08,671 --> 00:30:13,208 ♪ I don't listen to a word they say ♪ 680 00:30:13,276 --> 00:30:15,577 ♪ A word they say ♪ 681 00:30:15,645 --> 00:30:18,246 ♪ They don't see you 682 00:30:18,314 --> 00:30:20,916 ♪ As I do 683 00:30:20,983 --> 00:30:23,885 ♪ I wish they would try to 684 00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:27,956 ♪ I'm sure they'd think again ♪ 685 00:30:28,024 --> 00:30:32,427 ♪ If they had a friend like Ben ♪ 686 00:30:32,495 --> 00:30:37,232 ♪ A friend 687 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:40,936 ♪ Like Ben 688 00:30:44,741 --> 00:30:46,341 (footsteps) 689 00:30:48,177 --> 00:30:50,178 SANTANA: Hey, Andrew McCarthy. 690 00:30:50,246 --> 00:30:52,848 Don't know if you heard, but Blaine may lose an eye. 691 00:30:52,915 --> 00:30:55,050 The same Blaine who was just besties with most of you 692 00:30:55,118 --> 00:30:56,918 not four months ago. 693 00:30:56,986 --> 00:30:58,253 Wait, are you serious? 694 00:30:58,321 --> 00:30:59,421 Is he gonna be okay? 695 00:30:59,489 --> 00:31:00,989 Well, sure, if he doesn't care 696 00:31:01,057 --> 00:31:01,857 about seeing in three dimensions. 697 00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:03,125 Trent, I got this. 698 00:31:03,192 --> 00:31:05,127 Bummer about Blaine, he was pretty. 699 00:31:05,194 --> 00:31:06,128 He shouldn't have gotten in the way, though. 700 00:31:06,195 --> 00:31:07,829 That slushee was meant for Kurt. 701 00:31:07,897 --> 00:31:10,899 You may look like the villain out of a cheesy '80s 702 00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,167 high school movie, 703 00:31:12,235 --> 00:31:14,102 but you should know that I am fully prepared 704 00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:15,904 to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. 705 00:31:15,972 --> 00:31:17,706 Admit you put something in that slushee. 706 00:31:17,774 --> 00:31:19,407 What was it, huh? 707 00:31:19,475 --> 00:31:20,709 Glass? Asphalt? 708 00:31:20,777 --> 00:31:22,010 Red dye number six. 709 00:31:22,078 --> 00:31:23,812 You're a liar. 710 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,447 She questioned my honor. 711 00:31:25,515 --> 00:31:27,883 I demand satisfaction 712 00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:29,317 in Warbler tradition. 713 00:31:29,385 --> 00:31:30,786 You want to have a duel? 714 00:31:30,853 --> 00:31:32,921 Cello guys, can you hang back for a second? I'm gonna 715 00:31:32,989 --> 00:31:33,955 need you for this one. 716 00:31:34,023 --> 00:31:35,023 SEBASTIAN: Everyone else clear out. 717 00:31:35,091 --> 00:31:36,258 I don't want you to see me 718 00:31:36,325 --> 00:31:37,259 make a girl cry. 719 00:31:37,326 --> 00:31:39,394 Let's just keep this on point. 720 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,429 ("Smooth Criminal" begins) 721 00:31:56,345 --> 00:31:58,380 ♪ As he came in through the window, it was the sound ♪ 722 00:31:58,447 --> 00:31:59,414 ♪ Of a crescendo 723 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,049 ♪ He came into her apartment 724 00:32:01,117 --> 00:32:03,018 ♪ He left bloodstains on the carpet ♪ 725 00:32:03,085 --> 00:32:04,786 ♪ She ran underneath the table 726 00:32:04,854 --> 00:32:06,788 ♪ He could see she was unable 727 00:32:06,856 --> 00:32:08,423 ♪ So she ran into the bedroom 728 00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:09,858 ♪ She was struck down, it was her doom ♪ 729 00:32:09,926 --> 00:32:11,326 ♪ Annie, are you okay? 730 00:32:11,394 --> 00:32:12,894 ♪ So, Annie, are you okay? 731 00:32:12,962 --> 00:32:13,995 ♪ Are you okay, Annie? 732 00:32:14,063 --> 00:32:15,564 ♪ Annie, are you okay? 733 00:32:15,631 --> 00:32:17,499 ♪ So, Annie, are you okay? ♪ Are you okay, Annie? 734 00:32:17,567 --> 00:32:19,134 ♪ Annie, are you okay? 735 00:32:19,202 --> 00:32:20,769 ♪ So, Annie, are you okay? ♪ Are you okay, Annie? 736 00:32:20,837 --> 00:32:23,405 ♪ Annie, are you okay? ♪ So, Annie, are you okay? 737 00:32:23,472 --> 00:32:25,073 ♪ Are you okay, Annie? 738 00:32:25,141 --> 00:32:27,042 ♪ Annie, are you okay? Would you tell us ♪ 739 00:32:27,109 --> 00:32:28,777 ♪ That you're okay? 740 00:32:28,845 --> 00:32:31,012 ♪ There's a sign in the window, that he struck you ♪ 741 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,314 ♪ A crescendo, Annie 742 00:32:32,381 --> 00:32:33,715 ♪ He came into your apartment 743 00:32:33,783 --> 00:32:35,450 ♪ He left the bloodstains on the carpet ♪ 744 00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:37,586 ♪ And then you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down ♪ 745 00:32:37,653 --> 00:32:39,120 ♪ It was your doom 746 00:32:39,188 --> 00:32:41,356 ♪ Annie, are you okay? ♪ So, Annie, are you okay? 747 00:32:41,424 --> 00:32:42,524 ♪ Are you okay, Annie? 748 00:32:42,592 --> 00:32:43,892 ♪ Annie, are you okay? 749 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:44,926 ♪ So, Annie, are you okay? 750 00:32:44,994 --> 00:32:46,194 ♪ Are you okay, Annie? 751 00:32:46,262 --> 00:32:48,363 ♪ Annie, are you okay? 752 00:32:48,431 --> 00:32:49,431 ♪ Are you okay, Annie? 753 00:32:49,498 --> 00:32:50,899 ♪ You've been hit by 754 00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:52,000 ♪ You've been struck by 755 00:32:52,068 --> 00:32:53,235 ♪ A smooth criminal 756 00:32:53,302 --> 00:32:55,937 ♪ 757 00:33:02,812 --> 00:33:07,349 ♪ I don't know 758 00:33:07,416 --> 00:33:08,717 ♪ Annie, are you okay? 759 00:33:08,784 --> 00:33:11,052 ♪ Would you tell us that you're okay? ♪ 760 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,888 ♪ There's a sign in the window ♪ ♪ I don't know 761 00:33:12,955 --> 00:33:14,489 ♪ That he struck you, a crescendo, Annie ♪ 762 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,524 ♪ He came into your apartment ♪ I don't know 763 00:33:16,592 --> 00:33:18,860 ♪ Left the bloodstains on the carpet ♪ ♪ I don't know why, baby 764 00:33:18,928 --> 00:33:21,696 ♪ Then you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down, it was your doom, Annie ♪ 765 00:33:21,764 --> 00:33:23,665 ♪ Dad gone it, baby ♪ Annie, are you okay? 766 00:33:23,733 --> 00:33:25,433 ♪ Would you tell us that you're okay? ♪ ♪ Dad gone it, baby 767 00:33:25,501 --> 00:33:27,135 ♪ There's a sign in the window ♪ ♪ Dad gone it, baby 768 00:33:27,203 --> 00:33:28,937 ♪ That he struck you, a crescendo, Annie ♪ ♪ Hoo, hoo 769 00:33:29,005 --> 00:33:30,305 ♪ He came into your apartment 770 00:33:30,373 --> 00:33:32,908 ♪ Left the blood stains on the carpet ♪ 771 00:33:32,975 --> 00:33:34,643 ♪ Then you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down ♪ ♪ Hoo, hoo 772 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:37,279 ♪ It was your doom, Annie, you've been hit by ♪ 773 00:33:37,346 --> 00:33:38,580 ♪ You've been struck by 774 00:33:38,648 --> 00:33:40,415 ♪ A smooth criminal. 775 00:33:40,483 --> 00:33:41,750 I was better. 776 00:33:41,817 --> 00:33:43,218 You weren't even close. 777 00:33:43,286 --> 00:33:44,686 I was better. 778 00:33:44,754 --> 00:33:45,954 Now tell me the truth. 779 00:33:46,022 --> 00:33:47,522 What did you put in that slushee? 780 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,090 Rock salt... but it's okay. 781 00:33:49,158 --> 00:33:50,358 Why is it okay? 782 00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:52,727 I just told you that Blaine had to have surgery. 783 00:33:52,795 --> 00:33:55,964 It's okay because I didn't put anything in this one. 784 00:33:58,718 --> 00:34:00,269 (school bell rings) Before Mr. Shue gets here, come on. 785 00:34:00,336 --> 00:34:02,638 (laughter) 786 00:34:04,119 --> 00:34:05,236 Brittany, lock the door. 787 00:34:05,287 --> 00:34:06,370 I don't know how to do that. 788 00:34:06,438 --> 00:34:07,771 Um, what's going on? 789 00:34:07,823 --> 00:34:10,241 We've got the Warblers right where we want them. 790 00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:12,543 And because he's the smoothest criminal I know, 791 00:34:12,611 --> 00:34:14,295 Artie was able to find a spy store 792 00:34:14,379 --> 00:34:16,163 that sells top-secret surveillance equipment. 793 00:34:16,248 --> 00:34:17,615 Not top-secret. 794 00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:19,283 I just got a tape recorder from OfficeMax. 795 00:34:19,334 --> 00:34:20,418 Okay, okay, whatever. 796 00:34:20,469 --> 00:34:22,420 In any case, I taped it to my underboob 797 00:34:22,471 --> 00:34:24,455 when we went to Dalton, and I got 798 00:34:24,506 --> 00:34:26,123 Sebastian on tape admitting that there was rock-salt 799 00:34:26,174 --> 00:34:27,475 in that slushee that blinded Blaine. 800 00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:30,177 Now, all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po, 801 00:34:30,262 --> 00:34:31,962 and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie. 802 00:34:32,014 --> 00:34:33,631 SANTANA: Admit it. Tell me the truth. 803 00:34:33,682 --> 00:34:35,399 What did you put in that slushee? 804 00:34:35,467 --> 00:34:36,601 SEBASTIAN: Rock salt. 805 00:34:36,652 --> 00:34:38,402 No. No, we're not doing that. 806 00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:40,354 Why? Kurt, this isn't violent. This is clever. 807 00:34:40,439 --> 00:34:42,106 I taped it to my underboob. 808 00:34:42,157 --> 00:34:43,691 So he gets kicked out of school. 809 00:34:43,775 --> 00:34:46,444 The Warblers still do Michael, and they still beat us. 810 00:34:46,495 --> 00:34:49,163 Look, I want to see Sebastian's head turning on a spit, 811 00:34:49,248 --> 00:34:51,582 but I've realized that you can't go looking for payback 812 00:34:51,650 --> 00:34:53,000 every time the world wrongs you. 813 00:34:53,085 --> 00:34:54,652 If Michael went after all the haters, 814 00:34:54,703 --> 00:34:56,320 he would have never had any time 815 00:34:56,371 --> 00:34:57,455 to do all that amazing music. 816 00:34:57,506 --> 00:34:59,173 So, we're not gonna punish the Warblers. 817 00:34:59,258 --> 00:35:01,175 We're gonna teach them a lesson, 818 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:03,844 and I think I know how. 819 00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:07,014 I've reserved the auditorium, so if you all just follow me. 820 00:35:07,099 --> 00:35:07,965 SANTANA: Oh, wait. 821 00:35:08,016 --> 00:35:09,517 If Kurt would have taped this 822 00:35:09,601 --> 00:35:11,185 to his junk, I would have never heard the end of it. 823 00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:12,386 We would have had a whole week of songs 824 00:35:12,471 --> 00:35:13,837 about it. 825 00:35:13,889 --> 00:35:15,640 Rachel, can I borrow you for a second? 826 00:35:15,691 --> 00:35:17,558 Yeah. 827 00:35:19,194 --> 00:35:21,395 So, are we gonna practice or something? 828 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,781 Look, I know that you're waiting for an answer, 829 00:35:23,848 --> 00:35:25,650 and-and trust me, you deserve it... 830 00:35:25,701 --> 00:35:27,868 No, no, I get it. It's a big decision. 831 00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:31,238 It's just, the way I asked you, I kind of left out 832 00:35:31,323 --> 00:35:32,790 the most important part. 833 00:35:32,857 --> 00:35:35,192 About how much rent we would save if we went twosies? 834 00:35:37,412 --> 00:35:39,246 Just listen, okay? 835 00:35:39,331 --> 00:35:42,333 I always feel like you hear me better when I'm not talking. 836 00:35:42,384 --> 00:35:45,136 ("I Just Can't Stop Loving You" begins) 837 00:35:50,726 --> 00:35:53,511 ♪ Each time the wind blows 838 00:35:53,562 --> 00:35:58,549 ♪ I hear your voice so I call your name ♪ 839 00:36:00,485 --> 00:36:02,820 ♪ Whispers at morning 840 00:36:02,887 --> 00:36:05,072 ♪ Our love is dawning 841 00:36:05,157 --> 00:36:09,860 ♪ Heaven's glad you came 842 00:36:09,911 --> 00:36:11,912 ♪ You know how I feel 843 00:36:11,997 --> 00:36:14,732 ♪ This thing can't go wrong 844 00:36:14,783 --> 00:36:19,036 ♪ I'm so proud to say I love you ♪ 845 00:36:19,087 --> 00:36:21,572 ♪ Your love's got me high 846 00:36:21,623 --> 00:36:23,958 ♪ I long to get by 847 00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:26,427 ♪ This time is forever 848 00:36:26,511 --> 00:36:28,963 ♪ Love is the answer 849 00:36:29,047 --> 00:36:32,099 ♪ I hear your voice now 850 00:36:32,184 --> 00:36:34,518 ♪ You are my choice now 851 00:36:34,586 --> 00:36:38,973 ♪ The love you bring 852 00:36:39,057 --> 00:36:41,225 ♪ Heaven's in my heart 853 00:36:41,276 --> 00:36:43,894 ♪ At your call I hear harps 854 00:36:43,945 --> 00:36:47,565 ♪ And angels sing 855 00:36:47,616 --> 00:36:50,534 ♪ You know how I feel 856 00:36:50,602 --> 00:36:52,603 ♪ This thing can't go wrong 857 00:36:52,654 --> 00:36:57,941 ♪ I can't live my life without you ♪ 858 00:36:57,993 --> 00:36:59,777 ♪ I just can't hold on 859 00:36:59,828 --> 00:37:02,797 ♪ I feel we belong 860 00:37:02,881 --> 00:37:04,965 ♪ My life ain't worth living 861 00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:07,301 ♪ If I can't be with you 862 00:37:07,386 --> 00:37:12,339 ♪ I just can't stop loving you 863 00:37:12,424 --> 00:37:16,811 ♪ I just can't stop loving you ♪ 864 00:37:16,895 --> 00:37:19,063 ♪ And if I stop 865 00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:24,685 ♪ Then tell me just what will I do? ♪ 866 00:37:24,770 --> 00:37:28,689 ♪ I just can't stop loving you ♪ 867 00:37:28,774 --> 00:37:33,277 ♪ We can change all the world tomorrow ♪ 868 00:37:33,328 --> 00:37:38,082 ♪ We can sing songs of yesterday ♪ 869 00:37:38,149 --> 00:37:43,003 ♪ I can say, hey, farewell to sorrow ♪ 870 00:37:43,088 --> 00:37:45,039 ♪ This is my life and I 871 00:37:45,123 --> 00:37:48,509 ♪ Want to see you for always 872 00:37:48,593 --> 00:37:51,011 ♪ I just can't stop loving you 873 00:37:51,096 --> 00:37:53,330 ♪ Oh, baby, no 874 00:37:53,381 --> 00:37:56,801 ♪ I just can't stop loving you 875 00:37:56,852 --> 00:37:58,335 ♪ Yeah, I can't stop 876 00:37:58,386 --> 00:37:59,804 ♪ And if I stop 877 00:37:59,855 --> 00:38:00,604 ♪ No 878 00:38:00,672 --> 00:38:02,506 ♪ Tell me just what 879 00:38:02,557 --> 00:38:03,674 ♪ Will I do? 880 00:38:03,725 --> 00:38:05,226 ♪ What will I do? 881 00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:06,694 ♪ I just can't stop 882 00:38:06,778 --> 00:38:08,345 ♪ Loving you ♪ Hee, hee, hee 883 00:38:08,396 --> 00:38:10,681 ♪ Oh, little girl 884 00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:13,367 ♪ I just can't stop loving you ♪ 885 00:38:13,452 --> 00:38:14,869 ♪ Oh, I do 886 00:38:14,953 --> 00:38:16,987 ♪ And if I stop 887 00:38:17,038 --> 00:38:22,209 ♪ Then tell me just what will I do? ♪ 888 00:38:22,294 --> 00:38:28,031 ♪ I just can't stop loving you. ♪ 889 00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:30,200 (song ends) 890 00:38:31,553 --> 00:38:32,920 Felt an awful lot like a... 891 00:38:33,004 --> 00:38:35,005 You're the love of my life. 892 00:38:35,056 --> 00:38:37,842 And... 893 00:38:37,893 --> 00:38:39,927 I may not get to have it all, but... 894 00:38:40,011 --> 00:38:42,045 at least I'll have what matters if we're together. 895 00:38:42,097 --> 00:38:43,380 Is that a...? Yes. 896 00:38:43,431 --> 00:38:44,431 Yes? 897 00:38:44,516 --> 00:38:46,016 Yes, I will marry you. 898 00:38:47,801 --> 00:38:49,770 Got to get the ring here. 899 00:39:15,084 --> 00:39:18,192 (school bell rings) Nice of you to show. 900 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,146 Is whatever this is gonna take long? 901 00:39:20,230 --> 00:39:22,264 I can't stand the stench of public schools. 902 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:24,970 It won't take long, and all you have to do is sit and listen. 903 00:39:28,956 --> 00:39:30,790 We're not doing Michael for Regionals. 904 00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:32,745 I didn't think you'd surrender that easily. 905 00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,730 We're tired of the fighting and the backstabbing. 906 00:39:34,781 --> 00:39:36,082 We're show choirs. 907 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:37,917 We're supposed to be supportive of each other. 908 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,502 This is what we call taking the high road, 909 00:39:39,569 --> 00:39:41,587 which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do 910 00:39:41,672 --> 00:39:42,922 with marijuana. ARTIE: Just because you're doing 911 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:45,007 Michael doesn't mean you understand Michael. 912 00:39:45,075 --> 00:39:46,396 And you do? Yes. 913 00:39:46,516 --> 00:39:48,911 And we're about to show you. 914 00:39:48,962 --> 00:39:51,413 ("Black or White" begins) 915 00:39:52,966 --> 00:39:53,916 ♪ Oh! 916 00:39:57,587 --> 00:40:01,724 ♪ I took my baby on a Saturday date ♪ 917 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,259 ♪ But is that girl with you? 918 00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:04,860 ♪ Yes, we're one in the same 919 00:40:04,928 --> 00:40:07,697 ♪ Now I believe in miracles 920 00:40:07,764 --> 00:40:10,483 ♪ And a miracle has happened tonight ♪ 921 00:40:10,567 --> 00:40:12,401 ♪ Hey! 922 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:16,038 ♪ Uh, but if you're thinking about my baby ♪ 923 00:40:16,106 --> 00:40:18,908 ♪ It don't matter if you're black or white ♪ 924 00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:21,110 ♪ Hee 925 00:40:21,161 --> 00:40:22,578 ♪ Hee, hee 926 00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,384 ♪ I am tired of this devil 927 00:40:28,451 --> 00:40:30,853 ♪ I am tired of this stuff 928 00:40:30,921 --> 00:40:32,338 ♪ I am tired of this business 929 00:40:32,422 --> 00:40:34,590 ♪ So when the going gets rough 930 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,475 ♪ I ain't scared of your brother ♪ 931 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,627 ♪ I ain't scared of no sheets 932 00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:40,896 ♪ I ain't scared of nobody 933 00:40:40,964 --> 00:40:43,099 ♪ Girl, when the goin' gets mean ♪ 934 00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:48,654 ♪ Protection for gangs, clubs and nations causing grief ♪ 935 00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:49,989 ♪ In human relations, it's a turf war ♪ 936 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,473 ♪ On a global scale 937 00:40:51,525 --> 00:40:53,409 ♪ I'd rather hear both sides of the tale ♪ 938 00:40:53,476 --> 00:40:55,611 ♪ See, it's not about races, just places, faces ♪ 939 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,613 ♪ Where your blood comes from is where your space is ♪ 940 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,699 ♪ I've seen the bright get duller ♪ 941 00:40:59,783 --> 00:41:01,984 ♪ I'm not gonna spend my life being a color ♪ 942 00:41:02,035 --> 00:41:03,919 ♪ Don't tell me you agree with me ♪ 943 00:41:03,987 --> 00:41:08,374 ♪ When I saw you kicking dirt in my eye ♪ 944 00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:12,261 ♪ But if you're thinking about my baby ♪ 945 00:41:12,329 --> 00:41:14,513 ♪ It don't matter if you're black or white ♪ 946 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,436 ♪ I said, if you're thinking of being my brother ♪ 947 00:41:20,503 --> 00:41:23,439 ♪ It don't matter if you're black or white ♪ 948 00:41:23,506 --> 00:41:26,976 ♪ Yeah, yeah 949 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,480 ♪ Whoo! Black or white... 950 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:32,982 ♪ It's black, it's white ♪ 951 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:34,483 ♪ It's tough for you to get by ♪ 952 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:35,985 ♪ Black or white ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah... 953 00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,653 ♪ It's black, it's white ♪ ♪ Whoo! 954 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,288 ♪ It's tough for you to get by ♪ 955 00:41:39,356 --> 00:41:41,357 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ It's black, it's white ♪ 956 00:41:41,408 --> 00:41:43,025 ♪ Whoo! ♪ It's tough for you to get by ♪ 957 00:41:43,076 --> 00:41:45,544 ♪ Black or r white ♪ It's black, it's white ♪ 958 00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:46,962 ♪ It's tough for you to get by ♪ 959 00:41:47,030 --> 00:41:48,331 ♪ Black or white ♪ 960 00:41:48,382 --> 00:41:50,383 ♪ It's black, it's white, whoo! ♪ 961 00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:53,052 (song ends, applause) 962 00:41:56,173 --> 00:41:57,506 Very moving. 963 00:41:57,557 --> 00:41:59,175 Come on, Sebastian. Give it up. 964 00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:00,559 That is the kind of attitude 965 00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:01,894 that lost us Regionals last year. 966 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:04,096 I could call the cops or your headmaster 967 00:42:04,181 --> 00:42:06,816 and get you kicked out of school or even arrested 968 00:42:06,883 --> 00:42:08,851 for assaulting Blaine with that slushee. 969 00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:11,520 All of this would be just awfully terrifying 970 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:14,156 if you had any proof whatsoever. 971 00:42:14,224 --> 00:42:16,909 You mean like you on tape admitting to it? 972 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:19,445 (gasps) 973 00:42:19,529 --> 00:42:20,996 But you know what? 974 00:42:21,064 --> 00:42:23,082 It just wouldn't be as much fun winning Regionals 975 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:26,235 if you weren't there to suffer through all the agony of defeat. 976 00:42:26,286 --> 00:42:28,504 SANTANA: At least now, all your teammates get to know 977 00:42:28,571 --> 00:42:29,789 exactly what kind of guy you are. 978 00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:32,758 ARTIE: Now get the hell 979 00:42:32,843 --> 00:42:34,009 out of my auditorium. 980 00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:37,763 School's out! 981 00:42:37,848 --> 00:42:39,748 (school bell ringing) 982 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,684 (crowd chatter) 983 00:42:50,143 --> 00:42:53,195 Is... Is-Is that the...? 984 00:42:53,263 --> 00:42:56,399 My NYADA letter finally came in the mail, and, uh... 985 00:42:56,450 --> 00:42:58,317 and I'm a finalist. 986 00:42:59,602 --> 00:43:01,070 I'm a finalist! 987 00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:02,455 I'm a finalist! (laughing) 988 00:43:02,539 --> 00:43:03,739 I'm so happy. Oh, congrats. 989 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,107 Thank you. 990 00:43:05,158 --> 00:43:06,876 Oh, have you told Finn yet? 991 00:43:06,943 --> 00:43:17,777 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com